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APRIL 29
FRIDAY
"THE SWAN"
BASEBALL
GLISH
ACTOR GAVE
CHAPEL
ON NIGH T OF
SEASON OPENS
RECITAL
PROGRAM
APRIL 30
TOMORROW
> Costume Recital in Auditor- Announcements Called For by Miss WiW be Presented as the Annual First Game Will be Played Here
ium to Interesting
Lev/is and Music Was Led
Play of the Dramat ic
With M. M. I, of Freeland as
Audience.
Club.
by Miss Madden.
Opponents .
st Friday, V. L. Granville, disished English actor , gave a cosreci tal in the auditorium to an
iciative and interested audience.
Granville presen ted in costume
make-up the principal characters
the drama of all time.
• . Granville presented the . story
he drams in .chronological §ece of the greatest dramatic char's, each perfec t in costume, makeid interpretation.
ie represen tative selections were
;n from Greek and Roman drasts, Shakespear e and other Elizlian playwrights, the Old English
¦dies of manner and intrigue and
classic and modern writers of
n, France , Germany, Russia ,
L Scandinavia and America.
lich selection formed a complete
[ire and was prefaced by a short
ription of the play during which
requisite make-up was completed
ew of the audience and the scene
then played with special lighting
!IS.
no. whole series of personations
unified by a brief , stimulating
ire reviewing the evolution and
'lop ment of dramatic art. The
¦e presentation formed a com1 evening 's entertainment of two
•s duration.
wring the presentation of Mr.
lville 's various selections, app ror¦music , suited to the mood of the
acter being portrayed, was playn the piano by Miss Ella Sutton.
Sutton disnlaved her capability
Pf lines of music , having had the
ie in her possession for only a
short time.
hile Mr. Granville 's costume res are new in America they have
with the greatest success in other
s of the world : England , Africa ,
;i , Australia. His career as an
i' is also noteworthy and includes
playing of leading roles with Sir
iort Tree , Sir Johnston Forbesu'tson. Mr. Lewis Waller, Sir
¦les Wynclhave and Mr. Wilson
file program ns was given by Mi',
iville follows:
Program.
Introductory lecture.
First group of Personations
the Greeks to Shakespeare :
Oedipus , from "Oedipus Rex "
iphodes,
Menelaus, from "The Trojan
=on "—Euripides .
Ergasilues, from "The Cap¦'—Plautus.
Faustus, fr om "The Tragical
uy of Dr. Faustus "—Marlowo.
Fa.lataft', from "The Merry
a pf Windsor "—Shakespear.
Duke of Gloucester, afterward
Last week the Chapel program was
in charge of the Biology Department,
taken over by Mr. Shortess and memAnnouncements
bers of his class.
by
Geneva
Lewis and
were called for
Eileen
Madden.
The
by
music was led
arrangement of the program was taken care of by Gladys Hirsh. She first
announced that any demonstration
would be open to questions from the
audience. The first discussion was :
"The Edison Mining Lamp and
Other Safely Lamps Used in the
Mines ," by Llwellyn Edmunds. This
explained the scientific advancement
in lighting in its relation and value to
the miner.
Second—"Pho tography, " by Roland
Lavelle. This was a detailed and valuable description of the photographic
process.
Third— "Electrical Measuring Devices ," by Alexander Kraynack. This
rogram demonstrated to the audience
the excellent scientific work being
done in that Department.
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MISDEMEANOR
To Destroy Farm Produce and Other
Foodstuffs.
President Coolidge signed the bill
making it a misdemeanor to destroy
farm produce and other foodstuffs rec eiv e d in int erst at e comm er ce for the
purp ose of keeping prices up. This
will h elp farmers in their dealings
with commission men who have been
destroying produce to keep prices up,
resulting in an inj ustice to both the
farmer and the public.
"Richnrd III"—Shakespeare.
Ten Minutes Intermission.
3. Introductory Remarks.
- 4. Second Group of Personations
From Molieve to the Present Day :
1. Harpagon "The Miser "—Molieve.
2. Mrs. Malaprop, from "The Rivals "—Sheridan.
8. Mephistophelos, from "Faust"
—Goethe.
4. Eecles, from "Castle "—F. W.
Robertson.
5. Wilfred Denver, "The Silver
King "—Henry Arthur Jones.
6. Francois Villon , the great
French' poest—Seloctod.
7. Fedya , from "The Living
Corpse "—Tolstoy.
8. Cyrano de Bergerac—Rostand.
0. Svongali , from
"Trilby "—
Georgeda Mauvier.
The annual Dramatic Club play
will be presented this year on the
night of April 30. Are you going?
Say , don 't miss it! It's going to be
a "wow." It was written by Ferenc
Molnar , author of Liliom , which me t
with great success on Broadway last
year. "Th e Swan " is one of Molnar's
best plays, pure comedy, partly of
manners and partly of romance. An
excellent plot, clever dialogu e, a variety of clearly individualize d characters, combine to make it one of the
most entertaining of recent plays.
It depicts a chapter in the life of
two royal families, which includes an
importan t incident in the life of Princess Alexandria , as she makes her
final decision between the tutor who
ordently loves her and whom for a
moment she thinks she loves and the
prince who offers her a throne. Her
wise uncle helps her to make a choice
—and "romance " goes big.
. The play is extremely entertaining
from beginning to end. It contains
delic ate sat ire and is, especially, a
characterization of a lonely young woman , who knows enough to "play
safe " and remain within the limitations that nature has set for her.
The chief characters are :
Princess Beatrice—Gertrude Baucher.
Symphonos a, her sister—Doroth y
Raupt.
Hyaci nt h , her brother—Archie Austin.
Alexandra , her daughter—Kathleen
Sommers.
George and Arsen, sons of the princess—Ned Raker and Haven
Fortner.
Dr. Hans Agi—Blake Stokos.
Prince Albert—Leo Moore,
Princess Marie Cominica—Mildre d
Rehm.
Colonel Wundenlich—Bill Swinehart.
The cast is an exceptionally good
one and under the capable direction
of Miss Johnston we feel it will be
the biggest ever. Everybody 's coming, are you?
—B. S. N. S.—•
"AMERICAN FOREST WEEK "
President" To Set Aaide Week of
April 24 to 30.
The Maroon and G old b a seball
squad will open the season here tomorrow with the Mining & Mechanical Institute of Freeland as their opponents. The visiting squad has a
snappy squad and have already met
and defeated their only two opponents thus far this season. Although
Coach Booth's boys haven 't met any
teams so far, they have shown that
they have the makings of a snappy
baseball club. The game tomorrow
will be a fast game between two evenly matched teams.
Coach Booth indicated that the
boys will give the fans as fast a grade
of ball as they have enjoyed in other
years.
Merely by ' letting his memory run
riot for a moment the average fan
can still get a potent kick from a review of the mighty struggle the squad
fought last year. In the expressive
manner i t was "some team " and this
year 's outfi t is still better. It will
be a gloriou s baseball season tha t w ill
get under way tomorrow when the
game which will open the season is
started by the stentorian voice of the
umpire.
Although the squad has not yet
been defini tely picked , it is probable
that it will be composed of the following: Catchers—Joe Bradshaw (Captain ), George Janell and Piggy Swinehar t; Pitchers—Evans, Ba m ford ,
Fritz and Roan ; First Basemen—McGrath and Austin ; Second Basemen—
Coursen , Slusser and Kraynack ; Third
Basemen—Wadas and Layelle ; Outfielders—Garrity, Rushin , Vital , Hidlay, Yarashefski.
As Coach Booth has not yet revealed the full scope of the fruit
borne by his early efforts , it is thought
that seven of last year 's stars will be
on the field. Joe Bradshaw, Ruthian
thumper and back stop guardian , will
act as field captain of the team. The
least that can be said of Joe is that
he knows his "stuff." Red Garrity,
the fleet fly chaser, has also entered
the field. McGrath and Austin, who
also made themselves known last year
by their all-around playing, will be
clad in a Maroon and Gold outfit.
The baseball schedule :
Saturday, A p r il 9, M. M. I.—Here.
Saturday, April 28, Keystone Academy—Here.
Saturday, April 30, East Stroudsburg
—Away.
Saturday, May 7, Shtppensbuvg—
Away,
Wednesday, May 11, Mansfield—
Away.
Friday^ May 20, Mansfield—Here .
Saturday, May 21, Wyoming Sominary—Away.
America has been using and wasting hor natural resovircea with little
regard for the needs of the future. It
takes years to grow trees but President 'Coolidge intends to start now
by setting aside the week of April 24
to 80 as "American Forest , Week. "
The President's proclamation suggested that poor farm lands be converted
Continued On Page Eight,
into forestB.
"Brad" has the ability of doing more
WOMEN IN INDUSTRY 1
RURAL CLUB TEACHING
comparing with them, for we
than
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'feel sure tbat he can easily surpass Club Members Are Finishing Practice Miss Mary Anderson Gives Sol
them.
Interesting Facts.
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Teaching. Other News.
Hanover Townshi p Boy Possesses the
Qualities of Efficient Leader.
—B. S. N. S.—
Miss Mai*y Anderson , DepartnJ
The members of the Rural Club are
teaching.
practice
of
Labor , in an address to the Bettl
finishing
their
"
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Joseph Bradshaw, captain of our
Conference , gave some faJ
short
Homes
COLLAR
BUTTONS
This
week
ends
the
much
too
1927 baseball team , possesses the
period of teaching. The last three on t he work of women t hat is \M
quali ties of an efficient leader. "Brad"
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as They Were weeks they have been teaching one worth consideration.
came to us from Hanover Township. Not Quite as Necessary Ago.
An analysis of 20 students talfl
a Few Years
class in geography and one in EngHe was gradua ted from Hanover High
by
20 agencies in various parts of tl
ej
ach
days
During
lish.
the
last
few
School in 1925, where he took an accoun
try showed that of over 59,oB
Collar bu tt ons , a few years ago, student will take complete charge of
tive part in the diamond game for
were a very necessary part of a man 's the room for one half day . The mem- women reported, more than 51 m
the four years.
shirt. But today, wi t h t he new shir t s bers of the club feel that they have cen t, contribute d all their earnings !
When a Freshman in high school and attached collars, they are not gotten much benefi t from their teach- their families and less than 9 per eel
he showed much interest in the game quite so necessary and most men con- ing experience. Af ter this week, they made no contribution at all. A latl
and received a position in the outfield. sider these new kinds of shirts a great will resume their regular classes.
number of married women must hi
Starting his second season , he prac- invention. Withou t these new shirts
to contribute to the earnings of tl
ticed hard for the position behind the many men , possibly would lose conOn Tuesday night, April 16, a pa- family because rises in the cost B
pla t e , with the resul t tha t he was trol of themselves very often to their j ama party was held in room 455 in living, unemployment, part-time efl
made varsity catcher. He proved to own sorrow. In the rush hour of honor of Maj orie Hoffmeister's birth- ployment, acciden ts, illness and oil
be a wonder there and held this po- dressing, many men lose these pesky day. A most enjoyable time was had er things have made the husbanfl
sition throughout the remainder of buttons and usually they roll under by all. Frances Blank entertained earnings insufficient.
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his high school years. When he was t he bed , dresser or some other un- those present with vocal solos and
In Philadelphia a survey made 9
a Junior in 1924, he was elected cap- though t of place.
ukelele selections. Mabert Dimmick Miss Hughes showed that of m
tain of the Hanover High School nine.
home from work rathea* late {?avc an exhibition of the Black Bot- mothers, 631 were constantly emplcl
- 'Brad" was an asset to the Hanover theI same
other night and not feeling any tom and Dot Goss kept the crowd in ed , of whom 36 per cen t, were vm
team, in tha t he was their heaviest too pleasan t, either. I ate my sup- laugh ter by her droll stories and char- ows, 22 per cen t, were deserted as
hitter. More than once it can be said per and then proceeded to my room to acter impersonations. Helen Hergert 14 per cent were working because !
that he won a game with his hits, dress. I washed and was then ready took charge of the refreshments and j the illness of husbands. Need mil
which usually came in the opportune for the trying ordeal of putting on a saw that each girl was served a dainty i be great to take women from th«
moment.
new collar and shirt. I sorted out the j[ lunch. Those present were : Marj orie homes to work when housework all
Bradshaw came to Bloomsburg in collars and found the right one and K. Hoffmeister, Mabert I. Dimmick, is done in the early hours of mornil
the fall of 1925. When the baseball placed it beside the tie selected for Dorothy N. Goss, Frances V. Blank, or at night.
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season came arou nd, he was an aspir- the evening 's wear. I then began tc Jeanette G. Hastings and Helen D.
In fou r cities st udied , out of a -nfl
ant for the team. Coach A. K. Jack- search for my collar bu ttons.
man popula tion of 100,000 thel
Hergert.
son immedia tely recognized his abil- | Well , they are not where I left
were emp loyed more than 38,000 a|
ity and he received the position as I them last night, bu t I might have put
of these 11,000 were mothers, 4 pi
catcher on the varsity squad. Last j them in the drawer. No, they are not
WANTED—A REMEDY
cen t, of whom had children underl
year Bradshaw led his team in hit- there. Oh! I remember, I pu t them
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The artist was playing. But, was years of age.
ting. He has a record of playing in in this li ttle dish.
What can be done to better the pi
the audienc e appr eciating the music?
every game, during every inning.
Well , the b a ck bu tt on is in , now , In seat number 99 sat a pleasant fac- sition of working mothers?
This year we find tha t "Brad" is for the front one. This is going to ed girl, clad in the most up-to-date
the able field captain of the Maroon work better than I though t, no , there filmy, wisp of a gown. Her escort oc—B. S. N. S.—
and Gold nine.' He is an a ble lead er it goes, bu t where did it roll to.
cupying the seat directly on her right,
and handles his team in a way that is
I got down on my knees to begin was also dressed in the proper mode FAREWELL SURPRISE PARTI
remarkable. "Brad" is known for the search. First, I cr awled t o the for men. Did I say he was dressed
the fighting spirit he possesses and his dresser and looked under it. It was in anything filmy or wispy? No, he
ever encouraging remark s put new not there. Second , I crawled t o t he was dressed in warm , sticky, sweaty, Held at Miss Clarke 's Table Tnursdi
Evening.
life and vigor into his team--mates.
bed , but, no, it wasn 't there either. wool broadclo th.
Last year Joe established a remark- I cra wled and looked under every
At the beginning of the concert ,
A vei*y delightful surprise par
able record. Pie was the heaviest hit- t able , chair and rug, bu t couldn 't find t he air in t he a u di t orium wa s war m
w
as
held at Viole t Clarke 's table c
ter on the team and made at least one it. Well , it must be behind the pic- and humid. The young gentleman
Thursday
evening, in hono r of tl
hit in every game the Maroon and tures, but , how could it jump that escort kindly raised a nearby window.
Misses
Rosella
and Lillia
Gold squad played.
high ! Now, the only thing for me to The girl immediately started to shiv- England, who lefHastings
t
for
Berwick.
A fe w of hjs re ma rkable f eat s do is to put on another shirt. But, er while the man sat thoroughly hapIn the center of the table was
a re:
what can this little shining thing be py and contented. Presently the suf- large
chocolate cake decorated wit
In the opportune moment of the ^ at my feet? Why, it is the button. feri ng of the girl became obvious and
Easter
baskets, while all the gues
Wyoming Seminary game last year, W ell , maybe my troubles are all over the young man closed the window and
Easter baskets filled wit
l'eceived
he swatt ed a ho m e run whi ch i n su r ed now. I'll be ready to go out in a few in so doing his evening of pleasure
appropriate
candy as favor
the
victory for Bloomsburg.
minutes.
ended.
Fortunes
were
told
by the basket
In the Dickinson Seminary game
THE REMEDY.
Gee!
there
it
goes
again
,
but
I
can
proved
very
amusing. Th
which
to
be
he made a pretty three base hit , see it this time , way under the bed.
remedy
to
this
The
unbalanced
and
guests
two
honored
were
called upo
which tied the score. He later brought Well now I finally have it 'adj usted.
Impractical
situation
would
be
for
the
for
speeches
and
they
expressed
the
in the run which won the game for
Having finished that dreadful task, young man to appear dressed in dark regret at having to leave such a mo
Bloom.
I was ready to go out if the button trousers, a neatly laundered white ry table.
At Wyoming Seminary last year, did n 't jump again , with, an
assurance, shirt and a black tie. Don 't you think
Those present were Violet Clarkt
Bloomsbur g had only two hits in the I'll enjoy the evening.
this
would
help
the
situation?
England , Rosella Hasting
Lillian
entire contest and Bradshaw made
It
seems
strange
to
me
that
in
this
Those
who
have
objections
are
Dorothy
inRichards , Mary Walsh , E li:
one of them.
age of inventions some person , es- vited to express them in this column abeth Ward , Inez Ilusted and Jan
In the game played with Susque- pecially a user of collar buttons
s of the papex 1.
Gleason.
hanna University, he made three hits not invent some kind of a button, doe
that
and walked out of four trials at bat. would not drop, or some kind of a but—-B. S. N. S.~
Last year at Shippensbur g Normal ton that would bounce back in its
he sewed the run that tied the score, place when dropped. I know, that I,
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however , Bloomsburg lost the game as a user of collar buttons and
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pecially the older men with old age
We Have the Beat
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When Bloomsburg played Mansfield aches and pains , would welcome such Held Regular Meeting on Wednesday I *
SUNDAES, PASTRIES ,
last year , he saved many runs by an invention with great praise.
Evening.
catching a score of foul flies. He also
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! CANDIES and LUNCHES ,'
made one bit and two walks out of
The O, C. F. hold a regular meeting
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three times up at bat.
on W'ji dnosday nigh t when the pledg- 11
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Programs
Personal
Cards
A player with such an enviable reces were taken into the Fraternity. • •
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not fail to be one of our best leaders.
were installed and the initiation then * *
If we stop to think of the capt ains of
followed. Those who were taken in
Bush 's Quality Sh op \
other years, we shall see that tha
wore : Lty) Moore , William Jonctf , •;
Bell Phone—258R.
Maroon and Gold diamond artists had
Danville, Pa. .
i Loo McGrath , Jack Morris, Wilbur
some efficient leaders, however, Stationery
Tickets Fisher and Jimmy Williams.
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HE TOM-CAT QUARTET
believe there is a single periat hasn't sometime or other ,
>d to the singing of a tom-cat.
>m-ca t is possessed of such a meis voice that we all delight in
ng to him. He sings extremely
/hen he is serenading his sweetThere are many people who
: apprecia te the wonderful music
red by the tom-cat and these
> are without musical taste. I've
tom-cats sing -higher than Cathe world' s greatest tenor,
tom-cats surely are worth listto.
few years ago while living at
;, a small town a mile or tw<5
of Wilkes-Barre, I was enteri every evening1 with a concert
concert was given by four large
tom-cats, known as the celed quartet. The tom-cat quartet
>n 't
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and
clock
promptly
at
twelve
o'
start
sit on our
back fence
night, to sing a few musical
ers.
ter a few weeks ' pra ct ice t he
et became very proficient ana
heard by people a half-mile
. I will never forget as long as
i the sweet blending of their
s. The quartet consisted of a
high tenor, a barrel t one ,
clung contralto and a mess-of-a
no.
n\\ try to tell you of one of the
concer ts they have given. One
ng as I was sleeping very soundwas aw aken ed by sounds tha t
ed to be directly out in our back
Realizing that the quartet had
back to pay us another visit, I
tree! a few tokens of appreciation
ve to them and went to the winto listen. The tom-cats were
ted on our back fence and were
ng ready to give a concert. Her?
mt the concert consisted of:
pe opening number was "Hail ,
|the Gang's All Here." The cat
ing tenor went up a little too
on the ending and one of our
hbors knocked him off the fence
an alarm clock. The tenor real: that some people did not apprecfine art , climbed up on the fence
n and the cats began to sing,
y Should 1 Cry Over You. " After
number the cats were presented
some very fine presents by the
libors. A man next door threw a
fine "water pitcher at the screechcontralto. The pitcher missed the
>y at least ten feet. It was theI'nlto 's turn to sing u solo and ho
, "Oh How You Miss Me Tot. " Someone fired a shot at the
P on the fence and I could hear
i sing as they ran down the old
that well known song, "Good
t, Ladies. ''
io next morning our back yard
lined many presents that the
tot forgot to take with them . This
t)d that the cats were singing for
Hire and not for the purpose of
ng u reward, Some of the preswere shoes, alarm clocks, water
ors , bricks, iron pans, kettles,
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A MIRACLE
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BILLY BROOKHART'S VOICE
Spring came to our campus,
Last night when we were asleep ;
The snow had gone and melted ,
And I liked the difference a heap !
Now , Billy Brookhart had a voice
The birds perched high in the treetops
And contribu ted their j oy too!
They lif ted their songs to the heavens,
And marvelled at the wondrous hue !
So Billy in his newest clo thes
Stood up before the crowd,
To sing for them an old school song
He felt quite grand and proud.
Of very lovely tone.
And at a chapel exercise
W as ask'ed to sing alone.
He coughed a bi t; arranged his tie,
And then threw out his chest;
They had returned in the night,
While the ambitious students slept ! But when he sang the first few lines,
A few members of science saw them, He quite forgo t the rest.
While fai thful watch they kept !
Then in his frenzy, dropped his book,
And grew confused and red.
And they were much rewarded,
He tried to sing the missing words,
These int erested science men ;
That were not in his head.
And they were very busy
With glasses, and notebooks and pen.
He reached his book , 'twas upside
down ,
And oh , the color of the grass,—
And that was loss of time.
The rich, light green hue—
Then in a very squeaky voice
It's a very fi tting carpet
He sang another line.
For the ceiling of blue !
Bu t there he stopped; no more would
The robin loves the carpet,
come ,
The carpe t of ligh t green hue;
He
smiled
bu t was not gay.
And he scurries abou t on it s surfa c e ,
The
boys
and
girls all laughed at him,
And sings to me and you !
So Billy ran away.
We 're mighty glad spring has return- Now , just a tip, my school-ma tes dear,
ed;
When you must speak or sing,
We were most afraid it forgot !
Just learn your part well at the start.
Will you agree it's the loveliest sea- No book you 'll need to bring.
son ,
Winifred McVey.
Or w ill you no t?
Helen M. Leininger, '28.
—B. S. N. S.—
B. S. N. S.—
MY AUTOGRAPH
if
GOOD DOPE
OUR TRUST HAS BROKEN
It is so easy to say "Good-bye," so
easy to forget
Until I raise my eyes to yours and
lo! they both are wet !
Until I touch your smooth soft hair
t ha t is so dark , dark brown
And see your lashes curling up when
you are looking down.
Until your dear mouth trembles, just
Because I am not worth your trust.
We move along these old sweet paths
where firs t we met and knew
That you were made for loving me
and I for loving you.
The fu ture stretches on and on—a
black eternity.
Wherein the only happiness is in fond
memory
And we must meet as strangers , j ust
Because you have betrayed my trust.
If you had loved as much as I, or I
as much as you ,
Or had we loved a lit tle less, would
we have been more true?
Or had we no t idealized t hat love , too
much , bu t seen
That he loves least who loves too
well , t hen need t his no t have
been?
Today our hearts are broken , j ust
Because we failed each other 's trust.
Ru th Weber.
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FOR GIRLS ONLY
; Ivy Day is drawing near,
And now the fun begins.
Shall the boys bring up the rear?
Or, shall they reign as kings ?
When faces that I knew and loved
Have passed away beyond recall ,
I like to scan my autograph
And once again to meet them all.
The more you study the more you On Ivy Day in years gone past,
kno w,
The boys gave the oration.
The more you know the more you for- The modern girls decided , at last,
get,
To give them a vacation.
The more you forget the less you
Ah! there 's her name , I see her now ;
know,
We want to. see the girls win out.
Her voice and smile come to me then ; So why study.
We 'll back you to the end.
What j oy and happiness it gives
Of your success there 'll be no doubt ,
The less you study the less you know, If all a little help will lend.
To walk down memory lane again.
The less you know the less you forD. R.
get,
"Remember the time? " Oh, well I do.
The less you forget the more you
Those times I know I shan 't forget;
know,
For I know that in my autograph ,
PIANOS
I So why study.
I have them with me yet.
M. Agnes Sweeney,
12 WORLD FAMOUS MAKES
hair brushes, knives and a great many
more tokens of appreciation. Since
coming to Bloomsburg I miss the
singing of the quartet and sometimes
I sit down, and try to write a poem
about them.
I love to hear the tom-cats cry,
They sing so sweet, they sing so high ,
I listen to their lullaby,
I miss them and that's no lie.
Every nigh t in my dreams
I still can hear their cries and
screams,
When some people sfng and their
notes are ringing,
I appreciate more the tom-cats Binging.
Tom Merrick,
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LADIES' NIGHT
DRAMATIC CLUB I"
imagine they are getting ready to call
me down. Sometimes it is not only Athletic Leaders ' Party to be Held Thursday Club Presented "The 1
Friday, April 8, 1927
imagina tion.
This Evening.
.
Comes Home."
H
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Among those on our list is the type
Publish ed weekly during the school year of 1926
and 1927 by the students of the Bloomsburg State! that is systematic. Systematic is a
At 7:30 P. M. in the gymnasium
When a play is to be put on in ffl
Normal School for the interests of the students, faul t. They always give me a feelthis
evening
the
athletic
leaders
will
meeting:
all members of the ClubB
the alumni, and the school in general.
ing that I am a machine and they are stage a Girls ' Party. As has been happy. On Thursday th^y had anl
the operators. You are called by a previously announced through this ceptional treat, a play entitled , "Be
number , seated by a number , referred paper the feature act of the evening Boy Comes Home. " It was a sfl
EDITORIAL STAFF.
to by a number and feel like a num- is the regularly scheduled game of of the war. Philip, a young sol«
r<
Edi tor-in-Chief
"Jimmie " Coursen ber , only that number is a small ring. basketball between the Yellow Jack- had just returned from overseas. Bt
Of all these types .the only one ets and the White Sox. Each night believed in expressing his own iM
Editor-Elect
Alex Kraynack
"that gets me " is the type which I call for the past week the teams have been and so disagreed with his seftj
"rushers. " They never give you time holding secret practices, the Yellow Uncle James. The uncle is finH j
to think , but rattle you all up and Jackets being ably directed by Miss subdued into accepting his nephA
then go on to the next. This is the Eleanor Sands while the White Sox ideas and all ends well.
ASSOCIATE EDITORS.
worst type. They get nothing from are under the supervision of Mrs. J. was directed by Molly Brace.The A
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the pupils and accomplish nothing K. Keller. The faculty have chosen
Characters were :
jt
themselves.
Ruth Davies.
as cheer leaders for the occasion Miss
Mary, the parlour maid— Victfi
We have the Profs, that spend half Jessie Patterson , Miss Betty Evans, Smith.
Mary Isaacs.
,
1
the time assigning the work for the Mrs. Baker and Mrs. Keller.
Lucy Rood.
Philip, the nephew—Hugo RieiMc
next recitation. Of course, they never
Leo Moore.
The line-ups :—
Aunt Emily—Sara Wirt.
H?
get over the work and neither do
Willard Bennett.
White Sox.
Mrs. Higgins, th e cook— Car W
their pupils.
Thomas E. Welsko.
Miss Maupin , F.; Miss McCannon , Hoffman.
WL
But to me the saddest type is the F.; Miss Shaw, Capt., C.; Miss CanMiltona Bolen.
Uncle
James—Jack
Fortner,
Hi
one who cannot discipline. First, non , S. C. ', Miss Lofeiifce , G.; Miss
Alice Brobyn.
Everyone was delighted to hft
they try kindness, then force, then Hayden , G.
Mildred Benson.
Hugo Riemer , a former membe i-Hj
kindness,
and so on; but to no avail.
Kathleen Somers.
Substitutes—Miss Mason , M iss the club, come back and show his
You are sorry for them and you take Kulp and Miss Johnston.
Elizabeth Delaney.
terest by participating in a play,
advantage like the rest, at the teach- I
Marvin Thomas.
Yellow Jackets.
all extend an invitation for him
er 's expense (is it all the teacher 's exMae Healy.
Miss Loose, F.; Miss Alexander, F.; come again.
pense ? Don 't you lose something? ) Miss Nell Moore , Capt., C.; Miss ConNed Raker.
Nicholas F. Polaneczky.
Now that I have said something way , S. C; Miss Edmunds, G.; Miss
Rehearsals. '
about teacher living, I suppose you Pigg, G.
Rehearsals are being held ev
thi nk I despise them. Well, I don 't.
Substitutes—Miss Russell, Miss night in preparation for the prod
Subscription price—$ 1.50 for resi- I expect to be one myself someday.
tion of "The Swan. " The cast ;
Jeffries
, Miss Harriet Moore.
dent students and alumni.
I wonder what specie I'll be?
,
Miss
Ward.
all
Timers—Mrs.
Duncan
the committees are working h
Entered as second class mail, at the
R. T. Hodges.
Campbell
Scorers—Miss
Miss
Robwith
the hope of giving to the studi
,
Bloomsburg Post Office , Bloomsburg,
body and the public a treat such
inson.
Penna.
This party is for girls only. ALL they have never had before.
—B. S. N. S.—
Office—293 h North Hall, BloomsGIRLS DESIRI N G TO SEE THE
burg State . Normal School, BloomsGAME MUST COME TO THE GYMSTUNT NITE PROCEEDS
burg, Penna.
—B. S. N. S—
I
NASIUM CLAD IN GYM OUTFITS.
OTHER W ISE , A D M I T T A N C E W I L L
George Mathews Turned in $75.25 to NOT BE GAINED.
Miss Edmunds.
News About You—o f You—For You.
—B. S. N. S.—
Prof. Reams to Coach. Eve*
As yet we, as the committee who
Jamieson Selected Captain, m
sponsored Stunt Nite , have not renTEACHERS
m
dered any definite statement to the
A
FAREWELL
PARTY
Normal is expected to have a cle\
students as to the exact amount or
Almost as Many Species of Teachers money which was made on Stunt Held Last Friday Evening in Honor tennis team this year as they have
fleety bunch of aspirants who a
Nite. We are taking this opportunas There Are Insects.
of Miss Alice E. Burdon.
raring
to go just as soon as the com
ity to give this statement of facts to
are
in
condition.
the group.
A party was held in the dining
There ai'e almost as many species
The team will be under the supi
Mr. George Mathews, who act ed as room last Friday evening in honor of
of teachers as there are insects. Wo t reas u rer , turned
^
vision
of Mr. Reams, who has prov
in
to
Miss
Edmunds
all know there are enough species of the amount of $75.25 and he now Miss Alice E. Burdon. Miss Burdon , himself a very capable
player in 1
a hostess for the first half of the sec- matches here
insects , especially of the type we dS holds a receipt to that effect.
and
undoubte
dly he w
This
not like. So it is with teachers, it money will be used in furnishing the on d sem ester , left Saturday morning make an excellent coach.
for Berwick where she is to continue
seems there are more of those we do Lobby.
A very good schedule is beiJj
her practice teaching for the remaind- planned
not like than those we do. This is
which includes some of ti
er of the school year.
untrue , however , for we remember
bebt
Normal
After the regular dinner , a course Pennsylvania. and Prep schools I
the dislikes and foi-get the likes. We
As soon as the wentl
of refreshments—prepared by Misses er permits , practice
have nearly all of these species in a
will be called I
Ellen Smith and Beatrice Killian— . order that a squad may
lifetime. Even up to our last clay,
was brought to the table and served represent us on the court.be picked II
for who does not have a model , and
to the following—Alice E. Burdon ,
that is one thing a teacher is, until
Everett Jamieson
played I
Ann Killian , Ellen Smith , Helen Od- the tennis team last, who
thoir death . Life would not be worth
year,
has bcJ
zemn , Nelle L. Daley, Beatrice Kil- selected captain of the team and
much without them. But we are talkmul
li a n , Hazel Hoff , Delma E. Myers and is expected of him.
ing about teachers, not the advantagI
Raymond Hodges.
es of life.
First there is the kind which has n
terrible temper nnd when it gets loose
—B. S. N. S.—
Heaven Help ! But j ust the same they
YOU CAN GET
are tisunlly the ones we call "touchCLUB
NEWS
SPEECH
ARTS
ers" and mean it. Wo give them the
best because we ore afrnid to try nnd
IT AT
Geraldine Diehl and Dorothy Jones
give them anything else.Render Program.
Then we have the sarcastic type.
They sny more than they mean , buc
The regular weekly meeting of the
nevertheless it usually cuts you in
Speeph Arts Club was held on Wedtwo. I like this type though , because
nesday evening of this week. A very
thoy never have to talk about disoidelightful program was rendered by
plino. Their classes aro real classes
Misses Geraldine Deihl and Dorothy
and you get a groat deal out of the
Jones, which was enj oyed by the
course , oven though you get stepped
whole etyb.
on once in a while.
Je weler
• There will be no meetings on the
Now we come to those who do not
thirteenth and twentieth of April.
say much , but we j ust know they aro
thinking a lot. These are the ones
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THE BEST YOU HAVE.
Give to t he world t he bes t tha t
have and the best will come back
ro u." What is your best? Is your
t theme the one you dash off when
suddenly remember that you have
land it in , in twenty minu tes from
time you think about it? Is your
t method of teaching that which
plan three minutes before you
;t your class?
i.s an example of the maxim—a
goes out for athletics determined
j ut into the sport the best she has
offer. She plays hard , fair and
;nds every practice. She 's giving
best she has. What does she re/e in return ? She has formed a
leficial set of health rules during
in ing; she may play in one or all
|
the big games of the season; she
eivejs an "S" or numerals. Has
attained or lost by giving her
it?
Uso—a boy comes to school to
alee it go." He . attends all his
sses; prepares all his assignments;
>ws respect for his teacher at all
les; is sociable and engages in sev1 extra-curricular activities. What
his rewards?
fie has learned the
of meeting people, of getting
ng s done on time, of keeping apntments , of being able to do such
rigs as directing music, li terary
rk or athletics. He has given his
st.
Do you give your best? Have you
isical abili ty that you hide? Have
u athletic powers that you keep
•red up? Have you literary pow;? Your work is C. V. Give your
st to your school while you are here
d it will repay you doubly. C. V.
II ext end your "book knowledge ;"
11 broaden your genera l education ;
1 help you find and make your place
the world.
Campus Reflector.
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VP A N D GO WN P HILOSOPHERS
As students we are often reminded
our professors of the "good old
ys " when a considerable portion of
e 's allowance was spent for midffht kerosene and we are assured ,
our examination dreading souls
ail in awe, that at the end of every
ar, one had to pass an examination
everything. Students were mate men and women at the age of
Khteen and life was a serious and
ply intellectual affair. They left
hoo l amply prepared to face life 's
Oiculties , due to the fact that prossors were towering personalities
io unfailingl y influenced their stunts for good. All this in the "old
ys."
Today a college education is n live
ing, but the accusation has been
ing at us that we do not think for
irselves. We are provincial , conrned over our own littl e affairs , and
irdly concerned of the world nbout
¦ How much of this is justice? Ocsionally we find some facing tho
ank realities of life , but nre we in
'noral as one writer puts it, only
"cap and gown " philosophers?
Do we as students have a broad outlook on life? What do you know of
the world's affairs ? You probable
know that "Harold Teen" has turned
"Lillums " down or who "Tillie , the
Toiler 's latest Beau Brummel is " but
can you name a possible presidential
candidate for 1928? Judging by the
rush made for the Chronicle Telegraph every morning you can get a
doubtless account of the Charlie Chaplin divorce suit, bu t can you give a
resume of the foreign debt problem.
You are acquain ted with the life of
your favorable movie star and can
name accurately her former husbands, but have you any conception
of the various political platforms?
Wha t is your idea of Italy 's Govern ment under Mussolini? Do you know
that the cancer germ has been isolated? Where do you stand in the Chinese situation ? The Nicarauguan Problem? The Mexican Outburst? What
is the coal situation for the coming
year? Are you well up in the new
field of scientific discoveries? How do
you rate on your own state's politics?
What is Governor Fisher 's program
of election reform?
Do you read the daily newspapers
and periodicals thoroughly, think seriously on affairs of the day and discuss the mintelligently, or do you
--an the headlines and then turn to
the comics? There is really something more to life than a football
game, a prom or getting by once a
mon th. Are we as students thinking
about the bigger things? Do we
think only in terms of our school or
do we think in terms of the world ?
The Indiana Penn.
-—B. S. N. S.—
LIMERICKS
The r e 's a young sheik known as Ed.
Supposed to be loose in the head ,
It's ano ther thing though
Being loose with your dough ,
And when E d spe nt a di me he sa w
RED !
There was a young lady from Bryan ,
Who said to her lover named Ryan ,
"To kiss me, of course,
You 'll have to use force
But the world knows you 're stronger
than I am.
Another
BANKING LAW
George W. Edwans Points Out Man y
Important Things About Law.
MAY 13
Dr. Russell gave a lengthy examination in a course in Geography at
the end of t he firs t semes ter in which
the fi n al . question was "An elderly
gentleman desires to tour South
America. Arrange a tour for him that
will t ake him to the mos t in ter est ing
spots and will enable him to avoid the
rainy season. "
Banghart arrived at this question
j ust five minutes before the examination period ended and hurriedly conducted the "elderly gentleman " down
the coast as far as Rio. Then looking
at his watch he discovered that the
examination period had ended and instantly terminated the proposed tour
with the Statement, "He can go to
Hades from here ; it's eleven o 'clock."
In many States banking laws have,
been more favorable to banks than
the Federal Reserve System has been.
Hence , National Banks have been giving up their charters and withdrawing from the Federal Reserve System
in order to avail themselves of greater privileges. To check such procedure and to put State and National
Banks on a more nearly equal basis,
the McFadden-Pepper Banking Law
was passed. This will permit National banks to establish one branch in
cities of between 25, 000 and 50 ,000
popula tion , two in cities between 50,000 and 100 ,000 popula tion , while in
cities of more than 100,000 there may
be as many branches as the Controller
of Currency sees fit to authorize.
—B. S. N. S.—
George W. Edwards, Professor of
Banking in Nsw York University,
points out other important things
about the law. He states that :
FAREWELL SURPRISE PARTY
"Banks are allowed greater liberality in taking agricultural paper. Held in Honor of Miss Selma Miller ,
Also, they are now permitted to grant
Who is Teaching in Berwick.
real estate loans for a period of five
years instead of one under the formOn Friday evening a very delighter law. The McFadden Act also per- ful surprise party was held in the
mits banks to engage in investment dining room in honor of Miss Selma
operations, but, of course, they may M iller , who is teaching in Berwick the
buy only bonds and not stocks, with last nine weeks of this year.
certain unimpor tant exceptions. True,
The color scheme was carried ou t
banks have hitherto been dealing in in pink and white. A huge chocolate
securities , but only by virtue of a cake occupied the center of the table.
rather indefinite ruling of the Con- Favors and candles added to the attractiveness of the table.
troller.
The party ended merrily, all wish. The McFadden Act puts into effect
certain important changes in the bank j ing "Sal" heaps of success in her
capitalization. The act officially re- teaching career.
Those present were : Selma Miller,
cognizes the payment of stock divide n ds , which have been paid out un- Dorothy McCollum , Margaret Coxe,
der a ruling of the Controller. The E thel Price , Margarette Luce, Roy
act also permits the issuance of stock Troy and Claude Miller.
with a par value of less than $100.
—B. S. N. S.—
This change will enable banks whose
shares are selling at a market value
of several times their par value to
HISTORICAL EVENTS
split up the stock and so bring about
a w ider dis t ribu t ion of bank se c ur i April 10, Sunday—Black Hawk Inties.
Thus banking will j oin the
dia n W ar , 1865.
movement of wider stock ownership,
which has made so much progress in April 11, Monday—Civil War Began,
1861.
the field of general business.
The McFadden Act gives national April 12, Tuesday—Chelesea , Mass.
banks charters with an indeterminate
Fire, 1908.
period instead of a definite life of
ninety-nine years under the National Apr il 13 , Wednesday—Thomas JefBank Act. This will enable these inferson Born , 1743.
stitutions to undertake certain trust A p r il 14 Thursday—Lincoln
Was As,
operations which require that the
sassinated
,
1865.
trustee' have continuous life.
A p r il 15 , Friday—Steamer "Titanic "
Sunk , 1912.
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A pr il 16 , Saturday—Peasant Revolt
in Russia , 1921.
BOYS BECOME PRO HIBITIONISTS
Minstrel
THE PROPER WAY TO
END AN EXAMINATION ?
Mails Have Been Flooded With Booklets and Pamphlets.
Recently the mails have been floodod with booklets and pamphlets concerning the liquor problem and prohibition. Many of these booklets arc
written upon liquor as is being found
in tne various colleges. The International Student Magazine is now 'n
the hands of many of the \>oys. Evidently some one has started a war
against the liquor situation in the colleges as well as in the United States,
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THE BLACK VAGABONDS
SPRING
SENIOR CLASS MEETING
The last of the four is t he au thor of
t hese
Few jumbled up words (eep all bad Comtnittes Appointed to Prepare
eggs, please )
For Commencement.
The
name we can 't tell, we haven 't
On Saturday last, a t the hour of four ,
the -drag,
At a recent meeting of the Senior
The bus carried some girls to MacThe
initials—EYE BEE, there , it's Class, much was done t oward the
Donald's front door.
out of the bag.
completion of commencement arThey weren't happy and they weren 't
1 / r t
rangemen ts. A number of commitblue
The Six Happy "Harts. "
,tees were appointed on whose hands
'Cause Berwick to them was a place
Wanted—A
deck
of
cards
for
Mertel
rests the task of preparing the comvery new.
Appleman to play solitaire. Please mencemen t affairs. The committees
send them at once.
are as follows :
The second day out they owned the
/ r t /
whole t own ,
Sophia tried to tune in on the radio General Commencement Committee.
They met all the people of fame and
Chairman , Stasia Zimolzack ; Mirbut all she could do was "Buzz. "
renown ;
iam Marshall , Molly Brace, Gertrude
The mayor presented the gold city
Mary Weldon (in the restaurant) — liuolt, Margaret Rice.
key,
Ivy Day Committee.
A n d said , as he did so, "Your reign Oh , it is so warm in here, I'm ready to
pass out.
here is free. "
Chairman , Clara Zydanowicz ; Dot
"Mert"—Oh , Mary, it isn 't polite
Dodson
, Daisy Alleman , Lucy Rood ,
The Elks gave a party—invited the to pass ou t until the rest do.
Esther Welker.
gang,
Class Night Program Committee.
To show their delight, it went off with Wanted—A new trunk tray for RosChairman , Anna Wendel ; Oce Wilella , and a new toe for Weldon.
a bang.
, Mary Kutz , Minnie Wolfe , Joe
liams
There was a collision.
The Odd Fellows send QY&r tickets
Bradshaw, Arthur Jenkins.
galore
Wanted—SITUATIONS.
Commencement Committee.
For all of the theatres—could mei e
Chairman
, "Ex " Mathews; Jenny
girls ask more?
Buzz—What will you do if you get Hess, Bertine Prosser, Doris Evans,
a condition in gym, Connie?
Gladys Rohrback.
The Acacia had a dance—invitations
Walk—Walk it off.
ju st flew,
Usher Committee.
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They had so many other dates, they
Blodwin Edwards ; MarChairman,
!
Sophia tuned in to get the new
didn 't know what to do.
Marian Furman, Bill
McHugh,
ian
dance hits. This is what she got,
Then the Knigh ts of Columbus threw "God
says, ye should all go to Swinehar t.
a wonderful feed ,
Banquet Committee.
They enj oyed that the most—'cause church. "
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Chairman , Minerva Bossart; Cet'i
food is their speed.
FAVORITE SAYINGS.
Beldowvicz , Alice Jones , Rosina Ellery , Everette Jamison.
Fair reader , don 't sigh , this is not the
Wei don— "Vikings, where
ar t
end.
thou? "
—B. S. N. S.—
You 'll hear more from B erwick , we 'll
Mer t—"Tut-tut-tut-tut. "
never pretend ,
Rosella—"I'll get ahead of Mert
To depart from the limelight, this is ye t. "
MONDAY CHAPEL
the beginning,
: Buzz—"My tonsils feel like eleSo watch the next paper for another phan ts."
Exercises Led by George Janell and
big inning.
\
Con nie—"Don 't eat your desert
Singing by Gertrude Ruoff.
first. "
So m e of u s snore , some of us roa r,
Sophia— "Where 's my heel ?"
Last Monday a very unique pro////
Some of us act psychopathic ;j
gram was rendered in chapel. The
Bu t t here is t he news , you can read
If anybody should find that they exei'cises were led by George Janell ,
if you choose—
have t wo lef t r u bbers , send one t o while the singing was conducted by
It's no thing bu t just so much static. Weldon , she has the right ones.
Grtrude Ruoff. She was very ably
accompanied by Lillian Honnicker at
In the large front room that faces the
s t reet ,
Rosella—Buzz , why do you wear the piano.
After the devotional exei'cises, the
You will find four maidens—or very y,o ur hat to bed?
program
was devoted to ihe "Feardiscreet.
Buzz—So I won 't have to put it
less Qu a r t e t te " whose fame and reThey travel together, they go every- on when I get up .
now n now are being echoed throughwhere,
out the world. /.The quartette consistThey plan so much fun , they have
"Lights out" the proctor yelled. ed of "Ex " Mathews, Claude Miller ,
treats that are rare.
We think you would like to know just Silence reigned. Just as we were Leo McGrath and Joe Bradshaw. Sugabout to sail into the land of dreams, gestions were given by the audience
who they are, so—
Meet Dorothy Davies, the world'3 there was a mighty crash. '-What was and these were sung by the quartette.
that? "I'm dead ," somebody yelled, They rendered two selections and
largest Dot.
She 's a prize that is treasured by the We j umpe d up, turned on the light , then Mx*. Mathews and Mr. Miller
and there sat Bert on the floor.
sang a duet. The progrnm was then
Vagabond lot.
:—Always
Took
at
the
slats
Moral
continued
by singing the Alma Mater.
She sett les all quarrels , makes all
going
to
bed.
program was enj oyed by
before
The
entire
fights abrupt.
all.
By the small , simple statement:
Lost—One boy in an orange and
"Let's look the thing up. "
black sweat shirt, hair parted in midNext comes Sally Miller, the house 's dle. Looks like he 's in love. Name
given as Bennett.
b<?st sport,
Who can 't catch a joke —no matter
PI
"Some tales are longer than other i
the sort.
L<
Now many, wise sayings her weigh ts tales, but all tails must come to an I
end. "
When You Want
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sagging under ,
The commonest being, "One more
bloomin ' blunder. "
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Now comes flittering across the
college campus that inspiring atmos.
phere of Spring that rends the souls
of unbarbered bards and causes them
to wreak violent crimes with pen and
pencil upon the syllabled inhabitants
of W ebst er 's Unabridged, all in the
name of Spring.
Yes , Spring, to use reverse gear
upon a popular slogan advertising a
well known upholstering fluid for
bald plates is "coming, coming,
come!" Upon the campus does this
vernal intoxication bubble and burble
while it's reeling victims celebrate in
parliamentary order the demise of galoshes, wool sox and Vic 's salve.
"Jiggs" Jane) said that "smale
foweles maken m elodwe " and taking
a tip from the beloved papa of Spring
poesy all na ture disports itself. Fraternity pins that all winter have been
reposing upon the masculine vest suddenly finds themseJyes in the. eulfeuraJ
environment of the "Fern " while
"fussing dates" multiply and dot tho
landscape like scandal at a church
sewing bee. Collegiate flivvers that
all winter long have snowily hibernated in a state of airless tiredom are
now being sketchi\y adorned in new
and weird chromatic effects that
would make a Normal landscape looklike a Susquehanna fog. Vendors of
Campus clothing are drinking strong
Java to conserve their pep in coping
with the frenzied intercession of local Chesterfields for the newest sartorial
ensembles.
Haberdashery
st ores blossom for th like Ama z on
Jungles in an array of startling
scarves , flo unting, flushing and florid
enough to make fine decorations for
any first class dance hall.
Biology classes clambor enthusiastically through muddy sloughs in keen
pursuit of the coy violet and skunk
week. Lovers of birds, armed w it h
bird guides, bino cul ars , ham sandwich es and poison ivy salve , make attacks en massive upon dampish wood
land and briary thicket. Cuts pile up
bn the dean 's desk while under-classmen pursue illicit laboratory work
along creek upon Class 3, Pisces,
which is known to anyone as LaLb
for catfish.
In fraternity houses the call of
Spring brings cheers and tears. Luckless freshmen view with alarm the
growth of grass while "workout" committees oil up the lawn mower. Agonizing pleas are made for waxing of
floors for Spring house parties.
Spring is here !
•• Ned Moore.
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In a restaurant eating, not much—
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With Its One Price to All Invites
And anything now that this girl by
Students to Examine the Newest \
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Special Discount to Normal School
Students or Gradu ates.
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Writo For Froo Cat alog!.
TO THE EDITOR
r Edi t or :
have been interested during 1 the
• in the articles which appeared
he Maroon and Gold about tsc
a-curricular activities at this NorSchool. It was gratifying to see
well the students appreciated
value of such activities.
here have been many favorable
men ts of late concerning the imrements of the School. This was
mrce of pleasure to me. Much
been said abou t the improved phyI plant, the better organization ei
faculty and student body, and
more efficien t administra t ion of
en tire school. It is true that such
rovements have been made. How•, they are only means to an end.
aim and purpose of the Bloomsr State Normal School during the
four years has really been the
:lopmen t of high standards and
li o± manhood and womanhosd,
the attainment of which practice
er than preaching has at all times
1 stressed. The School has preed knowing and doing to knowing
le, and has striven at all times to
to knowing on the part of the
lent while engaged in doing,
[any school activities have been
1 as means of developing habits,
•acter and commendable personal
ts. The chapel exercises may be
d as an illustration. These have
1 placed in charge of the students,
have prepared programs, read the
e, led the singing, made announceits, etc. The administration of the
iieal artist course has been used
i means of teaching the students
duties of an usher, the distribuof programs, the sale of tickets,
responsibili ty for pleasant recitthe way to secure artists, etc.
t was w ise t o all ow st uden t s t o
form such functions rather than
iave them performed by members
he faculty. The latter know how
io t h em; t he form er sho u ld lear n
' while in training.
'he publication of the school paper
been another instrument for eduing students. The editor-in-chief ,
ointed by the faculty, has selected
staff. The staff has prepared and
ted the material. In fact, it has
n wholly responsible for the suci of the paper.
'he various social functions of the
ool have formed excellent means
the development of habits,* charer , conduct and personal traits.
sy have been kept informal and
ural . Through them the students
c learned how to conduct them'os in larger groups. It is^well that
'lonts, while in training, learn to
ort themselves at such functions,
lunce with proper decorum , to preproper dancing to dancing that is
proper , to meet temptations and
fivorcomo obstacles. The presence
the teachers, who attend such
etions has added to thoir enjoyL'noss and value.
n addition to larger reception ,
'Lies and dances, there havo been
iillor gatherings, such as birthday
tioa , meetings of high school clubs ,
sororities , of fraternities, otc. Tho
W. C. A. has had receptions; stiulh havo mot by curriculum groups,
to teach prospective teachers how to
conduct athletics. This is commendable , for some of t he st uden t s ma y
wish to carry on such activities as
teachers in service.
The publica tion of the school annual has taugh t students how to guide
their pupils in the future in the publication of such annuals.
The tables in the dining hall have
been used for educative purposes,
too. The seatings have been changed , new acquaintances have been
made. The students have learned
thereby how to meet each other, and
become acquain ted with a variety of
people.
There have been gatherings each
Sunday af ternoon in the lobby, as
well as in the evenings during the
week , all of which have taugh t students social behavior and the worthy
use of leisure.
Yours sincerely ,
G. C. L. Riemer.
—B, S, N, S,—
LOCKER ROOM ALPHABET
A is for A bbo t t , a girl tall and slim.
B is for Baxter , her opposite twin.
C is for Cris t, all dimples and smiles.
D is for Dent for whom we'd walk
miles.
E is for Eyer, no t Eyes this time.
F is for Fowler, who collec t s all our
dimes.
G is for Garrison , a girl quick of wit.
H is for Hortman , who works quite a
bit.
I is for Interest we have in our work.
J is for Johns t on who never does
shirk.
K is for Keller , a Berwickian small.
L is for Long, who longs to be tall.
M is for Miller, who sings like a lark.
N is for N elson , t he Junior Class
shark (?).
0 is fo r Oscar , who 's everyone 's
friend.
P is for Phillips, whose work never
ends.
Q is for Quie t, a rule in our gang.
R is for Renn , who can not use
slang ( ?) .
S is for Sei tz, who 's tiny and sweet.
T is fo r Tre mbly , whose locket is neat.
U is for Us, the writers of this.
V is for Van derslice, a sociable Miss.
W is for W elli ver of w hich w e h a ve
two.
X is for that which we don 't like to
do.
Y is for Young, who lives far away.
Z is for Zimmerman , who eats all the
day.
—B. S. N. S.—
JUNI O R CHAPEL
JAMEISON HEADS TENNIS TEAM
MUSIC APPRECIATION CLUB
Has Two Years of Varsity Experience
and is Well Qualified.
Old Club Members Held Iniation For
New Members.
Evere tt Jameison , cap tain
of
Bloorasburg 's 1927 Tennis Team ia
well qualified for the position. "Jamie " is a gradua te of Scranton Central
High School. He had two years of
Varsity experience while in that institution as he played the court gamo
during his last two years. In his Senior year at Central, he was elected
cap tain of the tennis team. He attained the honor of leading a team
that did not suffer defeat for two seasons. This is a remarkable feat, for
it shows the calibre of the team that
"Jamie " captained.
At the time Jameison entered
Bloomsburg, tennis was a favorable
sport, as the school con tained plenty
of good material for a team , but lacked in organization.
Last year was the first that Bloomsburg was represented with a team
from .this sport since 1921. A team
was organized to play Wyoming Seminary and other schools. The team
was composed of Captain Bob Sutliff , Gilbert Morgans, Ben Lewis and
Jameison. This team made a wonderful showing in that it went through
the season undef eated. "Jami e" contributed his share to this record and
did it so effectientl y that as a r esul t,
he was chosen captain of this year 's
team.
The organiza tion of this year 's
Maroon and Gold team will soon take
place. Mr. Reams will take care of
the coaching end of it and with
"Ja mie " in the helm , together with
the 'excellent material we have,
Bloomsburg should have as good a
team as last year s, if not better.
The Mu sic Appreciation Club has
continued this semester with its work.
The early part of the semester has
been devoted to the study of the life
and works of Beethoven.
At a recent meeting the old club
members held an iniation for the new
members in the form of an April Fool
party. The first part of the program
was given over to the study of Schubert. Miss Sands entertained us with
several of Schubert's songs. The second part of the program consisted of
an iniation and lively games. Later
refr eshments were served, much t o
the enj oyment of our grandmother.
PROM INVITATIONS
ARE BEING ISSUED
Students that intend to take outsides as their guests for the Junior
Prom are requested to see Miss Conare available now and may be had by
way at her office for invitations. They
calling at regular office hours.
Ned Moore ,
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At Junior Chapol on Tuesday, mem'bers of the Speech Arts Club presented a one act play entitled "The Feast
of the Holy Innocents. "
The cast of characters were :
Mrs. Oberly—Mary Cahalan.
Cornelia Milk—Margaret Gething.
Elocta Milk—Dorothy Berdine.
Mrs. Oman—Margarot Shoperd.
Jennio Oborly—Hilda Robinson.
The play was dlrectod and coached
by Miss Margaret Beesecker,
The stage committoo was composed
'ho management of athletics by tho of Marjorio Wallizo , Sarah Heiser
dents has proved an oxcollont way and Sarah Smith.
MR. REAMS ENTERTAINS
Deli ghtful Time Was Had With Music
Furnished by Boys.
Recently Mr. and Mrs. Reams entertained the boys of the varsity basket ball squad , including Coach Booth
and Mr. and Mrs. Nelson. A very delightful time was enjoyed by all present and music for the occasion was
furnished by the boys.
Mrs. Reams and Mrs. Nelson served
refreshments to the following: Capt.
Nick VanBuskirk , Artie Slusser , Arch
Austin , Eckie Kraynack , Red Garrity,
Mac McGrath , Hawkins, Ex Mathews,
Yarshefeski , Coach Booth and Mr.
Nelson.
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HARRY LANGDON in
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'Saturday —The Great Sensation—Featurin g WM. FAIRBANKS in
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With a wonderful cast.
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the Columbia show perform.
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Bennet—I'd like to know what
Shearer was doing last night at one
o'clock.
Hodges—Ask Herbey Grotz. He
has all the latest dir t.
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Remus—Shuman , could you give
me a quarter to get where my family
is?
Shuman—Sure , here's a quarter.
"Where is your family?
Remus—At the movies.
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To be Given in Auditorium on Night
of May 13.
Recen tly the boys began a revival
of the minstrel which was given on
Stunt Nite in order that material may
be found for another minstrel, which
will be given on May 13 in the auditorium. Mr. Reams is coaching this
movement and expects to have twa
hours of real 1927 enjoymen t. The
number of actors has been changed
in as much as four new members
have been added.
The group who will par ticipate are
as follows: Ryan , Merrick , McGrath ,
Matthews . Fisher , Reams, Miller ,
Rohlands , Keller, Bittenbender , and
Joe Bradshaw. The four new members are : Art Jenkins, George Janell,
Theo. Vital and Tax Davis.
The boys have been holding meetings each night of this week in order
to insure success.. Again , the proceeds will be given to the furniture
for the lobby.
she smelled the burning biscuits,
"Something must be done."
—B. S. N. S.—
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BASEBALL SEASON
Lavelle—Where is Atoms?
Prof. Shortess—You mean Athens,
don 't you?
OPENS TOMORROW
Lavelle—No , I mean Atoms—
where everything is blown to.
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A very enjoy able party was giv ;
Dear Prof.—What is excelsior? A. B.
in sui te 353 in honor of the birthdsi a
Answer—Long sawdust.
of Misses Gen evieve Chumard ;Ji
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Mary Crist. The room was tasl
fnlly decorated in pink and yello
Dear Noe—Which is the dumbest ani- One of the special feature s of t
evening was the exhibition of the 1;
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est dance steps by Miss Hilgert a
Answer—The elephant. Its head is Miss Gleason ; Miss Skvarla furnish
so full of ivory that it sticks out. the music. In the midst of our hil;
ity Miss Crist and Miss Cllumard pi
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sen ted the second special feature
the evening; this being delicious i
Dear Prof.—Why is a shoulder strap freshmen ts which consisted c
sucll an impor tant article? E. F. Chicken salad , rolls , potato chi f
Answer—It keeps an attraction from pickles , olives, ice cream sundaes, ti
kinds of cake and peanuts. When t
becoming a sensation.
ten o 'clock bell rang, everyone 1(
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their hostesses among a shower
best wisheg.
Those who were present wer
Dear Noe—Who is the meanest man
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in the world? G. H.
Ruth Budd , "Kay " Skvarla, Ma
Answer—The man who fed peanuts Crist , Alice Piper, Jane Gleasc
to his cat so that it would be too Regis Neily, Irene Hilgert, "Pi!
thirsty to drink anything but water. Lloyd, "Peg " Caswell, Margaret She
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Saturday
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East
Stroudsburg
ear
ache. The medicine is gone bu t COOLIDGE GREETS
Miller—Shall I take this road to
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I
still
have the ache. Why didn 't
Millville?
Saturday
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June
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Wyoming
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cure
me? I. J.
Officer— 'Taint necessary. They
nary—Here.
already have one.
Wednesday , May 18, Bucknell Frosh Answer—Most likely the patent had U. S. Cancels AH Debts Contract)
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expired.
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by France.
Marie—Do you know what they
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Peg—Xo. What ?
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Marie—Lemons , of cou rse.
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May 14 , East Stroudsburg—Away.
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two people in this world who think
alike ? K. L.
May
21,
Wyoming
Seminary—Away.
Young Wif e—I want three cigars
Answer—I didn 't think so, bu t I
May 25, East Stroudsburg—Here.
for my husband.
changed my mind since I looked
June 4 , Wyo ming Seminary—Here .
Cigar Dealer—Strong?
over my Christmas presents.
Young Wife—As strong as yo u
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have. The last ones broke in hi.*
pockets.
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TRACK SCHEDULE.
Dear Prof.—What is the difference
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between a taxidermist and a taxi
Attorney—Where did the car hit Wednesday , May 4, County Track
driver? N. II.
Meet—Here.
t he man ?
Doctor—At the j unction of the dor- May 3 4, Triangula r Track Team— Answer—The ,, taxidermist skins aniDicki nson Seminary.
sal and cervical vertebrae.
m als , while th e t a x i dri ver ski n s
Schilling (on jury) — I've liv ed in May 28, Interscholastic Track Meet—
hu mans.
Here.
this region all my life and I nover
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a make up.
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Dear Noe—Give nn example showing
the meanin g of economy? 0. P.
Ed.—Have you heard about the
Answer—A Scotchman had his marlad who swallowed his spoon?
Special
riage held in the chicken yard so
Ev.—No , w hat about hi m?
Prices
that the fowl could pick up the
Ed.—Well , he can't stir.
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Deo—How much are your eggs ?
A & P—Two cents for the good
Dear Prof.—Who was the unluckiost
ones and one cent for the cracked
man in the world? Q. R.
onus.
Dee—Well , crack me a dozen.
Answer—Adam , because he couldn 't
flirt with Evo and say "Haven 't I
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you before some place?"
Prof. Keller—What' s that , Roan?
Haven 't you
Roan—A sunset.
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Prof.—Yes, that' s why I asked.
Dear Nod —My friend wrofco and asked mo for n loan of $100. Shall I
send
it tof him? A. B.
Prof. Russell—What can you tell
Studio
Answer—No.
Sond him $00.00 and
about Nitrates?
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$10.00 for stamps
Mae—They 're cheaper than day
Photography
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Dear Noe—Do you think there are Claudel , newly appointed ambassadi
of France were presented to Preside!
Coolidge. Claudel stated that he w;
glad to enter upon his duties "at tl
moment France has given fresh ev
dence of her firm intention to di
charge her indebtedness and mei
her j ust obligations. "
The U ni t ed Stat es has c a ncelled a
debts contracted by France prior t
the signing of the Armistice in 10 U
Wo are only asking for tho moncj
granted France after the war for th
rebuilding of that nation.
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For Less."
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APRIL 29
FRIDAY
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BASEBALL
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ACTOR GAVE
CHAPEL
ON NIGH T OF
SEASON OPENS
RECITAL
PROGRAM
APRIL 30
TOMORROW
> Costume Recital in Auditor- Announcements Called For by Miss WiW be Presented as the Annual First Game Will be Played Here
ium to Interesting
Lev/is and Music Was Led
Play of the Dramat ic
With M. M. I, of Freeland as
Audience.
Club.
by Miss Madden.
Opponents .
st Friday, V. L. Granville, disished English actor , gave a cosreci tal in the auditorium to an
iciative and interested audience.
Granville presen ted in costume
make-up the principal characters
the drama of all time.
• . Granville presented the . story
he drams in .chronological §ece of the greatest dramatic char's, each perfec t in costume, makeid interpretation.
ie represen tative selections were
;n from Greek and Roman drasts, Shakespear e and other Elizlian playwrights, the Old English
¦dies of manner and intrigue and
classic and modern writers of
n, France , Germany, Russia ,
L Scandinavia and America.
lich selection formed a complete
[ire and was prefaced by a short
ription of the play during which
requisite make-up was completed
ew of the audience and the scene
then played with special lighting
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no. whole series of personations
unified by a brief , stimulating
ire reviewing the evolution and
'lop ment of dramatic art. The
¦e presentation formed a com1 evening 's entertainment of two
•s duration.
wring the presentation of Mr.
lville 's various selections, app ror¦music , suited to the mood of the
acter being portrayed, was playn the piano by Miss Ella Sutton.
Sutton disnlaved her capability
Pf lines of music , having had the
ie in her possession for only a
short time.
hile Mr. Granville 's costume res are new in America they have
with the greatest success in other
s of the world : England , Africa ,
;i , Australia. His career as an
i' is also noteworthy and includes
playing of leading roles with Sir
iort Tree , Sir Johnston Forbesu'tson. Mr. Lewis Waller, Sir
¦les Wynclhave and Mr. Wilson
file program ns was given by Mi',
iville follows:
Program.
Introductory lecture.
First group of Personations
the Greeks to Shakespeare :
Oedipus , from "Oedipus Rex "
iphodes,
Menelaus, from "The Trojan
=on "—Euripides .
Ergasilues, from "The Cap¦'—Plautus.
Faustus, fr om "The Tragical
uy of Dr. Faustus "—Marlowo.
Fa.lataft', from "The Merry
a pf Windsor "—Shakespear.
Duke of Gloucester, afterward
Last week the Chapel program was
in charge of the Biology Department,
taken over by Mr. Shortess and memAnnouncements
bers of his class.
by
Geneva
Lewis and
were called for
Eileen
Madden.
The
by
music was led
arrangement of the program was taken care of by Gladys Hirsh. She first
announced that any demonstration
would be open to questions from the
audience. The first discussion was :
"The Edison Mining Lamp and
Other Safely Lamps Used in the
Mines ," by Llwellyn Edmunds. This
explained the scientific advancement
in lighting in its relation and value to
the miner.
Second—"Pho tography, " by Roland
Lavelle. This was a detailed and valuable description of the photographic
process.
Third— "Electrical Measuring Devices ," by Alexander Kraynack. This
rogram demonstrated to the audience
the excellent scientific work being
done in that Department.
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MISDEMEANOR
To Destroy Farm Produce and Other
Foodstuffs.
President Coolidge signed the bill
making it a misdemeanor to destroy
farm produce and other foodstuffs rec eiv e d in int erst at e comm er ce for the
purp ose of keeping prices up. This
will h elp farmers in their dealings
with commission men who have been
destroying produce to keep prices up,
resulting in an inj ustice to both the
farmer and the public.
"Richnrd III"—Shakespeare.
Ten Minutes Intermission.
3. Introductory Remarks.
- 4. Second Group of Personations
From Molieve to the Present Day :
1. Harpagon "The Miser "—Molieve.
2. Mrs. Malaprop, from "The Rivals "—Sheridan.
8. Mephistophelos, from "Faust"
—Goethe.
4. Eecles, from "Castle "—F. W.
Robertson.
5. Wilfred Denver, "The Silver
King "—Henry Arthur Jones.
6. Francois Villon , the great
French' poest—Seloctod.
7. Fedya , from "The Living
Corpse "—Tolstoy.
8. Cyrano de Bergerac—Rostand.
0. Svongali , from
"Trilby "—
Georgeda Mauvier.
The annual Dramatic Club play
will be presented this year on the
night of April 30. Are you going?
Say , don 't miss it! It's going to be
a "wow." It was written by Ferenc
Molnar , author of Liliom , which me t
with great success on Broadway last
year. "Th e Swan " is one of Molnar's
best plays, pure comedy, partly of
manners and partly of romance. An
excellent plot, clever dialogu e, a variety of clearly individualize d characters, combine to make it one of the
most entertaining of recent plays.
It depicts a chapter in the life of
two royal families, which includes an
importan t incident in the life of Princess Alexandria , as she makes her
final decision between the tutor who
ordently loves her and whom for a
moment she thinks she loves and the
prince who offers her a throne. Her
wise uncle helps her to make a choice
—and "romance " goes big.
. The play is extremely entertaining
from beginning to end. It contains
delic ate sat ire and is, especially, a
characterization of a lonely young woman , who knows enough to "play
safe " and remain within the limitations that nature has set for her.
The chief characters are :
Princess Beatrice—Gertrude Baucher.
Symphonos a, her sister—Doroth y
Raupt.
Hyaci nt h , her brother—Archie Austin.
Alexandra , her daughter—Kathleen
Sommers.
George and Arsen, sons of the princess—Ned Raker and Haven
Fortner.
Dr. Hans Agi—Blake Stokos.
Prince Albert—Leo Moore,
Princess Marie Cominica—Mildre d
Rehm.
Colonel Wundenlich—Bill Swinehart.
The cast is an exceptionally good
one and under the capable direction
of Miss Johnston we feel it will be
the biggest ever. Everybody 's coming, are you?
—B. S. N. S.—•
"AMERICAN FOREST WEEK "
President" To Set Aaide Week of
April 24 to 30.
The Maroon and G old b a seball
squad will open the season here tomorrow with the Mining & Mechanical Institute of Freeland as their opponents. The visiting squad has a
snappy squad and have already met
and defeated their only two opponents thus far this season. Although
Coach Booth's boys haven 't met any
teams so far, they have shown that
they have the makings of a snappy
baseball club. The game tomorrow
will be a fast game between two evenly matched teams.
Coach Booth indicated that the
boys will give the fans as fast a grade
of ball as they have enjoyed in other
years.
Merely by ' letting his memory run
riot for a moment the average fan
can still get a potent kick from a review of the mighty struggle the squad
fought last year. In the expressive
manner i t was "some team " and this
year 's outfi t is still better. It will
be a gloriou s baseball season tha t w ill
get under way tomorrow when the
game which will open the season is
started by the stentorian voice of the
umpire.
Although the squad has not yet
been defini tely picked , it is probable
that it will be composed of the following: Catchers—Joe Bradshaw (Captain ), George Janell and Piggy Swinehar t; Pitchers—Evans, Ba m ford ,
Fritz and Roan ; First Basemen—McGrath and Austin ; Second Basemen—
Coursen , Slusser and Kraynack ; Third
Basemen—Wadas and Layelle ; Outfielders—Garrity, Rushin , Vital , Hidlay, Yarashefski.
As Coach Booth has not yet revealed the full scope of the fruit
borne by his early efforts , it is thought
that seven of last year 's stars will be
on the field. Joe Bradshaw, Ruthian
thumper and back stop guardian , will
act as field captain of the team. The
least that can be said of Joe is that
he knows his "stuff." Red Garrity,
the fleet fly chaser, has also entered
the field. McGrath and Austin, who
also made themselves known last year
by their all-around playing, will be
clad in a Maroon and Gold outfit.
The baseball schedule :
Saturday, A p r il 9, M. M. I.—Here.
Saturday, April 28, Keystone Academy—Here.
Saturday, April 30, East Stroudsburg
—Away.
Saturday, May 7, Shtppensbuvg—
Away,
Wednesday, May 11, Mansfield—
Away.
Friday^ May 20, Mansfield—Here .
Saturday, May 21, Wyoming Sominary—Away.
America has been using and wasting hor natural resovircea with little
regard for the needs of the future. It
takes years to grow trees but President 'Coolidge intends to start now
by setting aside the week of April 24
to 80 as "American Forest , Week. "
The President's proclamation suggested that poor farm lands be converted
Continued On Page Eight,
into forestB.
"Brad" has the ability of doing more
WOMEN IN INDUSTRY 1
RURAL CLUB TEACHING
comparing with them, for we
than
'
'feel sure tbat he can easily surpass Club Members Are Finishing Practice Miss Mary Anderson Gives Sol
them.
Interesting Facts.
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Teaching. Other News.
Hanover Townshi p Boy Possesses the
Qualities of Efficient Leader.
—B. S. N. S.—
Miss Mai*y Anderson , DepartnJ
The members of the Rural Club are
teaching.
practice
of
Labor , in an address to the Bettl
finishing
their
"
"
Joseph Bradshaw, captain of our
Conference , gave some faJ
short
Homes
COLLAR
BUTTONS
This
week
ends
the
much
too
1927 baseball team , possesses the
period of teaching. The last three on t he work of women t hat is \M
quali ties of an efficient leader. "Brad"
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as They Were weeks they have been teaching one worth consideration.
came to us from Hanover Township. Not Quite as Necessary Ago.
An analysis of 20 students talfl
a Few Years
class in geography and one in EngHe was gradua ted from Hanover High
by
20 agencies in various parts of tl
ej
ach
days
During
lish.
the
last
few
School in 1925, where he took an accoun
try showed that of over 59,oB
Collar bu tt ons , a few years ago, student will take complete charge of
tive part in the diamond game for
were a very necessary part of a man 's the room for one half day . The mem- women reported, more than 51 m
the four years.
shirt. But today, wi t h t he new shir t s bers of the club feel that they have cen t, contribute d all their earnings !
When a Freshman in high school and attached collars, they are not gotten much benefi t from their teach- their families and less than 9 per eel
he showed much interest in the game quite so necessary and most men con- ing experience. Af ter this week, they made no contribution at all. A latl
and received a position in the outfield. sider these new kinds of shirts a great will resume their regular classes.
number of married women must hi
Starting his second season , he prac- invention. Withou t these new shirts
to contribute to the earnings of tl
ticed hard for the position behind the many men , possibly would lose conOn Tuesday night, April 16, a pa- family because rises in the cost B
pla t e , with the resul t tha t he was trol of themselves very often to their j ama party was held in room 455 in living, unemployment, part-time efl
made varsity catcher. He proved to own sorrow. In the rush hour of honor of Maj orie Hoffmeister's birth- ployment, acciden ts, illness and oil
be a wonder there and held this po- dressing, many men lose these pesky day. A most enjoyable time was had er things have made the husbanfl
sition throughout the remainder of buttons and usually they roll under by all. Frances Blank entertained earnings insufficient.
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his high school years. When he was t he bed , dresser or some other un- those present with vocal solos and
In Philadelphia a survey made 9
a Junior in 1924, he was elected cap- though t of place.
ukelele selections. Mabert Dimmick Miss Hughes showed that of m
tain of the Hanover High School nine.
home from work rathea* late {?avc an exhibition of the Black Bot- mothers, 631 were constantly emplcl
- 'Brad" was an asset to the Hanover theI same
other night and not feeling any tom and Dot Goss kept the crowd in ed , of whom 36 per cen t, were vm
team, in tha t he was their heaviest too pleasan t, either. I ate my sup- laugh ter by her droll stories and char- ows, 22 per cen t, were deserted as
hitter. More than once it can be said per and then proceeded to my room to acter impersonations. Helen Hergert 14 per cent were working because !
that he won a game with his hits, dress. I washed and was then ready took charge of the refreshments and j the illness of husbands. Need mil
which usually came in the opportune for the trying ordeal of putting on a saw that each girl was served a dainty i be great to take women from th«
moment.
new collar and shirt. I sorted out the j[ lunch. Those present were : Marj orie homes to work when housework all
Bradshaw came to Bloomsburg in collars and found the right one and K. Hoffmeister, Mabert I. Dimmick, is done in the early hours of mornil
the fall of 1925. When the baseball placed it beside the tie selected for Dorothy N. Goss, Frances V. Blank, or at night.
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season came arou nd, he was an aspir- the evening 's wear. I then began tc Jeanette G. Hastings and Helen D.
In fou r cities st udied , out of a -nfl
ant for the team. Coach A. K. Jack- search for my collar bu ttons.
man popula tion of 100,000 thel
Hergert.
son immedia tely recognized his abil- | Well , they are not where I left
were emp loyed more than 38,000 a|
ity and he received the position as I them last night, bu t I might have put
of these 11,000 were mothers, 4 pi
catcher on the varsity squad. Last j them in the drawer. No, they are not
WANTED—A REMEDY
cen t, of whom had children underl
year Bradshaw led his team in hit- there. Oh! I remember, I pu t them
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The artist was playing. But, was years of age.
ting. He has a record of playing in in this li ttle dish.
What can be done to better the pi
the audienc e appr eciating the music?
every game, during every inning.
Well , the b a ck bu tt on is in , now , In seat number 99 sat a pleasant fac- sition of working mothers?
This year we find tha t "Brad" is for the front one. This is going to ed girl, clad in the most up-to-date
the able field captain of the Maroon work better than I though t, no , there filmy, wisp of a gown. Her escort oc—B. S. N. S.—
and Gold nine.' He is an a ble lead er it goes, bu t where did it roll to.
cupying the seat directly on her right,
and handles his team in a way that is
I got down on my knees to begin was also dressed in the proper mode FAREWELL SURPRISE PARTI
remarkable. "Brad" is known for the search. First, I cr awled t o the for men. Did I say he was dressed
the fighting spirit he possesses and his dresser and looked under it. It was in anything filmy or wispy? No, he
ever encouraging remark s put new not there. Second , I crawled t o t he was dressed in warm , sticky, sweaty, Held at Miss Clarke 's Table Tnursdi
Evening.
life and vigor into his team--mates.
bed , but, no, it wasn 't there either. wool broadclo th.
Last year Joe established a remark- I cra wled and looked under every
At the beginning of the concert ,
A vei*y delightful surprise par
able record. Pie was the heaviest hit- t able , chair and rug, bu t couldn 't find t he air in t he a u di t orium wa s war m
w
as
held at Viole t Clarke 's table c
ter on the team and made at least one it. Well , it must be behind the pic- and humid. The young gentleman
Thursday
evening, in hono r of tl
hit in every game the Maroon and tures, but , how could it jump that escort kindly raised a nearby window.
Misses
Rosella
and Lillia
Gold squad played.
high ! Now, the only thing for me to The girl immediately started to shiv- England, who lefHastings
t
for
Berwick.
A fe w of hjs re ma rkable f eat s do is to put on another shirt. But, er while the man sat thoroughly hapIn the center of the table was
a re:
what can this little shining thing be py and contented. Presently the suf- large
chocolate cake decorated wit
In the opportune moment of the ^ at my feet? Why, it is the button. feri ng of the girl became obvious and
Easter
baskets, while all the gues
Wyoming Seminary game last year, W ell , maybe my troubles are all over the young man closed the window and
Easter baskets filled wit
l'eceived
he swatt ed a ho m e run whi ch i n su r ed now. I'll be ready to go out in a few in so doing his evening of pleasure
appropriate
candy as favor
the
victory for Bloomsburg.
minutes.
ended.
Fortunes
were
told
by the basket
In the Dickinson Seminary game
THE REMEDY.
Gee!
there
it
goes
again
,
but
I
can
proved
very
amusing. Th
which
to
be
he made a pretty three base hit , see it this time , way under the bed.
remedy
to
this
The
unbalanced
and
guests
two
honored
were
called upo
which tied the score. He later brought Well now I finally have it 'adj usted.
Impractical
situation
would
be
for
the
for
speeches
and
they
expressed
the
in the run which won the game for
Having finished that dreadful task, young man to appear dressed in dark regret at having to leave such a mo
Bloom.
I was ready to go out if the button trousers, a neatly laundered white ry table.
At Wyoming Seminary last year, did n 't jump again , with, an
assurance, shirt and a black tie. Don 't you think
Those present were Violet Clarkt
Bloomsbur g had only two hits in the I'll enjoy the evening.
this
would
help
the
situation?
England , Rosella Hasting
Lillian
entire contest and Bradshaw made
It
seems
strange
to
me
that
in
this
Those
who
have
objections
are
Dorothy
inRichards , Mary Walsh , E li:
one of them.
age of inventions some person , es- vited to express them in this column abeth Ward , Inez Ilusted and Jan
In the game played with Susque- pecially a user of collar buttons
s of the papex 1.
Gleason.
hanna University, he made three hits not invent some kind of a button, doe
that
and walked out of four trials at bat. would not drop, or some kind of a but—-B. S. N. S.~
Last year at Shippensbur g Normal ton that would bounce back in its
he sewed the run that tied the score, place when dropped. I know, that I,
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last year , he saved many runs by an invention with great praise.
Evening.
catching a score of foul flies. He also
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made one bit and two walks out of
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Danville, Pa. .
i Loo McGrath , Jack Morris, Wilbur
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HE TOM-CAT QUARTET
believe there is a single periat hasn't sometime or other ,
>d to the singing of a tom-cat.
>m-ca t is possessed of such a meis voice that we all delight in
ng to him. He sings extremely
/hen he is serenading his sweetThere are many people who
: apprecia te the wonderful music
red by the tom-cat and these
> are without musical taste. I've
tom-cats sing -higher than Cathe world' s greatest tenor,
tom-cats surely are worth listto.
few years ago while living at
;, a small town a mile or tw<5
of Wilkes-Barre, I was enteri every evening1 with a concert
concert was given by four large
tom-cats, known as the celed quartet. The tom-cat quartet
>n 't
I
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and
clock
promptly
at
twelve
o'
start
sit on our
back fence
night, to sing a few musical
ers.
ter a few weeks ' pra ct ice t he
et became very proficient ana
heard by people a half-mile
. I will never forget as long as
i the sweet blending of their
s. The quartet consisted of a
high tenor, a barrel t one ,
clung contralto and a mess-of-a
no.
n\\ try to tell you of one of the
concer ts they have given. One
ng as I was sleeping very soundwas aw aken ed by sounds tha t
ed to be directly out in our back
Realizing that the quartet had
back to pay us another visit, I
tree! a few tokens of appreciation
ve to them and went to the winto listen. The tom-cats were
ted on our back fence and were
ng ready to give a concert. Her?
mt the concert consisted of:
pe opening number was "Hail ,
|the Gang's All Here." The cat
ing tenor went up a little too
on the ending and one of our
hbors knocked him off the fence
an alarm clock. The tenor real: that some people did not apprecfine art , climbed up on the fence
n and the cats began to sing,
y Should 1 Cry Over You. " After
number the cats were presented
some very fine presents by the
libors. A man next door threw a
fine "water pitcher at the screechcontralto. The pitcher missed the
>y at least ten feet. It was theI'nlto 's turn to sing u solo and ho
, "Oh How You Miss Me Tot. " Someone fired a shot at the
P on the fence and I could hear
i sing as they ran down the old
that well known song, "Good
t, Ladies. ''
io next morning our back yard
lined many presents that the
tot forgot to take with them . This
t)d that the cats were singing for
Hire and not for the purpose of
ng u reward, Some of the preswere shoes, alarm clocks, water
ors , bricks, iron pans, kettles,
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BILLY BROOKHART'S VOICE
Spring came to our campus,
Last night when we were asleep ;
The snow had gone and melted ,
And I liked the difference a heap !
Now , Billy Brookhart had a voice
The birds perched high in the treetops
And contribu ted their j oy too!
They lif ted their songs to the heavens,
And marvelled at the wondrous hue !
So Billy in his newest clo thes
Stood up before the crowd,
To sing for them an old school song
He felt quite grand and proud.
Of very lovely tone.
And at a chapel exercise
W as ask'ed to sing alone.
He coughed a bi t; arranged his tie,
And then threw out his chest;
They had returned in the night,
While the ambitious students slept ! But when he sang the first few lines,
A few members of science saw them, He quite forgo t the rest.
While fai thful watch they kept !
Then in his frenzy, dropped his book,
And grew confused and red.
And they were much rewarded,
He tried to sing the missing words,
These int erested science men ;
That were not in his head.
And they were very busy
With glasses, and notebooks and pen.
He reached his book , 'twas upside
down ,
And oh , the color of the grass,—
And that was loss of time.
The rich, light green hue—
Then in a very squeaky voice
It's a very fi tting carpet
He sang another line.
For the ceiling of blue !
Bu t there he stopped; no more would
The robin loves the carpet,
come ,
The carpe t of ligh t green hue;
He
smiled
bu t was not gay.
And he scurries abou t on it s surfa c e ,
The
boys
and
girls all laughed at him,
And sings to me and you !
So Billy ran away.
We 're mighty glad spring has return- Now , just a tip, my school-ma tes dear,
ed;
When you must speak or sing,
We were most afraid it forgot !
Just learn your part well at the start.
Will you agree it's the loveliest sea- No book you 'll need to bring.
son ,
Winifred McVey.
Or w ill you no t?
Helen M. Leininger, '28.
—B. S. N. S.—
B. S. N. S.—
MY AUTOGRAPH
if
GOOD DOPE
OUR TRUST HAS BROKEN
It is so easy to say "Good-bye," so
easy to forget
Until I raise my eyes to yours and
lo! they both are wet !
Until I touch your smooth soft hair
t ha t is so dark , dark brown
And see your lashes curling up when
you are looking down.
Until your dear mouth trembles, just
Because I am not worth your trust.
We move along these old sweet paths
where firs t we met and knew
That you were made for loving me
and I for loving you.
The fu ture stretches on and on—a
black eternity.
Wherein the only happiness is in fond
memory
And we must meet as strangers , j ust
Because you have betrayed my trust.
If you had loved as much as I, or I
as much as you ,
Or had we loved a lit tle less, would
we have been more true?
Or had we no t idealized t hat love , too
much , bu t seen
That he loves least who loves too
well , t hen need t his no t have
been?
Today our hearts are broken , j ust
Because we failed each other 's trust.
Ru th Weber.
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FOR GIRLS ONLY
; Ivy Day is drawing near,
And now the fun begins.
Shall the boys bring up the rear?
Or, shall they reign as kings ?
When faces that I knew and loved
Have passed away beyond recall ,
I like to scan my autograph
And once again to meet them all.
The more you study the more you On Ivy Day in years gone past,
kno w,
The boys gave the oration.
The more you know the more you for- The modern girls decided , at last,
get,
To give them a vacation.
The more you forget the less you
Ah! there 's her name , I see her now ;
know,
We want to. see the girls win out.
Her voice and smile come to me then ; So why study.
We 'll back you to the end.
What j oy and happiness it gives
Of your success there 'll be no doubt ,
The less you study the less you know, If all a little help will lend.
To walk down memory lane again.
The less you know the less you forD. R.
get,
"Remember the time? " Oh, well I do.
The less you forget the more you
Those times I know I shan 't forget;
know,
For I know that in my autograph ,
PIANOS
I So why study.
I have them with me yet.
M. Agnes Sweeney,
12 WORLD FAMOUS MAKES
hair brushes, knives and a great many
more tokens of appreciation. Since
coming to Bloomsburg I miss the
singing of the quartet and sometimes
I sit down, and try to write a poem
about them.
I love to hear the tom-cats cry,
They sing so sweet, they sing so high ,
I listen to their lullaby,
I miss them and that's no lie.
Every nigh t in my dreams
I still can hear their cries and
screams,
When some people sfng and their
notes are ringing,
I appreciate more the tom-cats Binging.
Tom Merrick,
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DRAMATIC CLUB I"
imagine they are getting ready to call
me down. Sometimes it is not only Athletic Leaders ' Party to be Held Thursday Club Presented "The 1
Friday, April 8, 1927
imagina tion.
This Evening.
.
Comes Home."
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Among those on our list is the type
Publish ed weekly during the school year of 1926
and 1927 by the students of the Bloomsburg State! that is systematic. Systematic is a
At 7:30 P. M. in the gymnasium
When a play is to be put on in ffl
Normal School for the interests of the students, faul t. They always give me a feelthis
evening
the
athletic
leaders
will
meeting:
all members of the ClubB
the alumni, and the school in general.
ing that I am a machine and they are stage a Girls ' Party. As has been happy. On Thursday th^y had anl
the operators. You are called by a previously announced through this ceptional treat, a play entitled , "Be
number , seated by a number , referred paper the feature act of the evening Boy Comes Home. " It was a sfl
EDITORIAL STAFF.
to by a number and feel like a num- is the regularly scheduled game of of the war. Philip, a young sol«
r<
Edi tor-in-Chief
"Jimmie " Coursen ber , only that number is a small ring. basketball between the Yellow Jack- had just returned from overseas. Bt
Of all these types .the only one ets and the White Sox. Each night believed in expressing his own iM
Editor-Elect
Alex Kraynack
"that gets me " is the type which I call for the past week the teams have been and so disagreed with his seftj
"rushers. " They never give you time holding secret practices, the Yellow Uncle James. The uncle is finH j
to think , but rattle you all up and Jackets being ably directed by Miss subdued into accepting his nephA
then go on to the next. This is the Eleanor Sands while the White Sox ideas and all ends well.
ASSOCIATE EDITORS.
worst type. They get nothing from are under the supervision of Mrs. J. was directed by Molly Brace.The A
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the pupils and accomplish nothing K. Keller. The faculty have chosen
Characters were :
jt
themselves.
Ruth Davies.
as cheer leaders for the occasion Miss
Mary, the parlour maid— Victfi
We have the Profs, that spend half Jessie Patterson , Miss Betty Evans, Smith.
Mary Isaacs.
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the time assigning the work for the Mrs. Baker and Mrs. Keller.
Lucy Rood.
Philip, the nephew—Hugo RieiMc
next recitation. Of course, they never
Leo Moore.
The line-ups :—
Aunt Emily—Sara Wirt.
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get over the work and neither do
Willard Bennett.
White Sox.
Mrs. Higgins, th e cook— Car W
their pupils.
Thomas E. Welsko.
Miss Maupin , F.; Miss McCannon , Hoffman.
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But to me the saddest type is the F.; Miss Shaw, Capt., C.; Miss CanMiltona Bolen.
Uncle
James—Jack
Fortner,
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one who cannot discipline. First, non , S. C. ', Miss Lofeiifce , G.; Miss
Alice Brobyn.
Everyone was delighted to hft
they try kindness, then force, then Hayden , G.
Mildred Benson.
Hugo Riemer , a former membe i-Hj
kindness,
and so on; but to no avail.
Kathleen Somers.
Substitutes—Miss Mason , M iss the club, come back and show his
You are sorry for them and you take Kulp and Miss Johnston.
Elizabeth Delaney.
terest by participating in a play,
advantage like the rest, at the teach- I
Marvin Thomas.
Yellow Jackets.
all extend an invitation for him
er 's expense (is it all the teacher 's exMae Healy.
Miss Loose, F.; Miss Alexander, F.; come again.
pense ? Don 't you lose something? ) Miss Nell Moore , Capt., C.; Miss ConNed Raker.
Nicholas F. Polaneczky.
Now that I have said something way , S. C; Miss Edmunds, G.; Miss
Rehearsals. '
about teacher living, I suppose you Pigg, G.
Rehearsals are being held ev
thi nk I despise them. Well, I don 't.
Substitutes—Miss Russell, Miss night in preparation for the prod
Subscription price—$ 1.50 for resi- I expect to be one myself someday.
tion of "The Swan. " The cast ;
Jeffries
, Miss Harriet Moore.
dent students and alumni.
I wonder what specie I'll be?
,
Miss
Ward.
all
Timers—Mrs.
Duncan
the committees are working h
Entered as second class mail, at the
R. T. Hodges.
Campbell
Scorers—Miss
Miss
Robwith
the hope of giving to the studi
,
Bloomsburg Post Office , Bloomsburg,
body and the public a treat such
inson.
Penna.
This party is for girls only. ALL they have never had before.
—B. S. N. S.—
Office—293 h North Hall, BloomsGIRLS DESIRI N G TO SEE THE
burg State . Normal School, BloomsGAME MUST COME TO THE GYMSTUNT NITE PROCEEDS
burg, Penna.
—B. S. N. S—
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NASIUM CLAD IN GYM OUTFITS.
OTHER W ISE , A D M I T T A N C E W I L L
George Mathews Turned in $75.25 to NOT BE GAINED.
Miss Edmunds.
News About You—o f You—For You.
—B. S. N. S.—
Prof. Reams to Coach. Eve*
As yet we, as the committee who
Jamieson Selected Captain, m
sponsored Stunt Nite , have not renTEACHERS
m
dered any definite statement to the
A
FAREWELL
PARTY
Normal is expected to have a cle\
students as to the exact amount or
Almost as Many Species of Teachers money which was made on Stunt Held Last Friday Evening in Honor tennis team this year as they have
fleety bunch of aspirants who a
Nite. We are taking this opportunas There Are Insects.
of Miss Alice E. Burdon.
raring
to go just as soon as the com
ity to give this statement of facts to
are
in
condition.
the group.
A party was held in the dining
There ai'e almost as many species
The team will be under the supi
Mr. George Mathews, who act ed as room last Friday evening in honor of
of teachers as there are insects. Wo t reas u rer , turned
^
vision
of Mr. Reams, who has prov
in
to
Miss
Edmunds
all know there are enough species of the amount of $75.25 and he now Miss Alice E. Burdon. Miss Burdon , himself a very capable
player in 1
a hostess for the first half of the sec- matches here
insects , especially of the type we dS holds a receipt to that effect.
and
undoubte
dly he w
This
not like. So it is with teachers, it money will be used in furnishing the on d sem ester , left Saturday morning make an excellent coach.
for Berwick where she is to continue
seems there are more of those we do Lobby.
A very good schedule is beiJj
her practice teaching for the remaind- planned
not like than those we do. This is
which includes some of ti
er of the school year.
untrue , however , for we remember
bebt
Normal
After the regular dinner , a course Pennsylvania. and Prep schools I
the dislikes and foi-get the likes. We
As soon as the wentl
of refreshments—prepared by Misses er permits , practice
have nearly all of these species in a
will be called I
Ellen Smith and Beatrice Killian— . order that a squad may
lifetime. Even up to our last clay,
was brought to the table and served represent us on the court.be picked II
for who does not have a model , and
to the following—Alice E. Burdon ,
that is one thing a teacher is, until
Everett Jamieson
played I
Ann Killian , Ellen Smith , Helen Od- the tennis team last, who
thoir death . Life would not be worth
year,
has bcJ
zemn , Nelle L. Daley, Beatrice Kil- selected captain of the team and
much without them. But we are talkmul
li a n , Hazel Hoff , Delma E. Myers and is expected of him.
ing about teachers, not the advantagI
Raymond Hodges.
es of life.
First there is the kind which has n
terrible temper nnd when it gets loose
—B. S. N. S.—
Heaven Help ! But j ust the same they
YOU CAN GET
are tisunlly the ones we call "touchCLUB
NEWS
SPEECH
ARTS
ers" and mean it. Wo give them the
best because we ore afrnid to try nnd
IT AT
Geraldine Diehl and Dorothy Jones
give them anything else.Render Program.
Then we have the sarcastic type.
They sny more than they mean , buc
The regular weekly meeting of the
nevertheless it usually cuts you in
Speeph Arts Club was held on Wedtwo. I like this type though , because
nesday evening of this week. A very
thoy never have to talk about disoidelightful program was rendered by
plino. Their classes aro real classes
Misses Geraldine Deihl and Dorothy
and you get a groat deal out of the
Jones, which was enj oyed by the
course , oven though you get stepped
whole etyb.
on once in a while.
Je weler
• There will be no meetings on the
Now we come to those who do not
thirteenth and twentieth of April.
say much , but we j ust know they aro
thinking a lot. These are the ones
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THE BEST YOU HAVE.
Give to t he world t he bes t tha t
have and the best will come back
ro u." What is your best? Is your
t theme the one you dash off when
suddenly remember that you have
land it in , in twenty minu tes from
time you think about it? Is your
t method of teaching that which
plan three minutes before you
;t your class?
i.s an example of the maxim—a
goes out for athletics determined
j ut into the sport the best she has
offer. She plays hard , fair and
;nds every practice. She 's giving
best she has. What does she re/e in return ? She has formed a
leficial set of health rules during
in ing; she may play in one or all
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the big games of the season; she
eivejs an "S" or numerals. Has
attained or lost by giving her
it?
Uso—a boy comes to school to
alee it go." He . attends all his
sses; prepares all his assignments;
>ws respect for his teacher at all
les; is sociable and engages in sev1 extra-curricular activities. What
his rewards?
fie has learned the
of meeting people, of getting
ng s done on time, of keeping apntments , of being able to do such
rigs as directing music, li terary
rk or athletics. He has given his
st.
Do you give your best? Have you
isical abili ty that you hide? Have
u athletic powers that you keep
•red up? Have you literary pow;? Your work is C. V. Give your
st to your school while you are here
d it will repay you doubly. C. V.
II ext end your "book knowledge ;"
11 broaden your genera l education ;
1 help you find and make your place
the world.
Campus Reflector.
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VP A N D GO WN P HILOSOPHERS
As students we are often reminded
our professors of the "good old
ys " when a considerable portion of
e 's allowance was spent for midffht kerosene and we are assured ,
our examination dreading souls
ail in awe, that at the end of every
ar, one had to pass an examination
everything. Students were mate men and women at the age of
Khteen and life was a serious and
ply intellectual affair. They left
hoo l amply prepared to face life 's
Oiculties , due to the fact that prossors were towering personalities
io unfailingl y influenced their stunts for good. All this in the "old
ys."
Today a college education is n live
ing, but the accusation has been
ing at us that we do not think for
irselves. We are provincial , conrned over our own littl e affairs , and
irdly concerned of the world nbout
¦ How much of this is justice? Ocsionally we find some facing tho
ank realities of life , but nre we in
'noral as one writer puts it, only
"cap and gown " philosophers?
Do we as students have a broad outlook on life? What do you know of
the world's affairs ? You probable
know that "Harold Teen" has turned
"Lillums " down or who "Tillie , the
Toiler 's latest Beau Brummel is " but
can you name a possible presidential
candidate for 1928? Judging by the
rush made for the Chronicle Telegraph every morning you can get a
doubtless account of the Charlie Chaplin divorce suit, bu t can you give a
resume of the foreign debt problem.
You are acquain ted with the life of
your favorable movie star and can
name accurately her former husbands, but have you any conception
of the various political platforms?
Wha t is your idea of Italy 's Govern ment under Mussolini? Do you know
that the cancer germ has been isolated? Where do you stand in the Chinese situation ? The Nicarauguan Problem? The Mexican Outburst? What
is the coal situation for the coming
year? Are you well up in the new
field of scientific discoveries? How do
you rate on your own state's politics?
What is Governor Fisher 's program
of election reform?
Do you read the daily newspapers
and periodicals thoroughly, think seriously on affairs of the day and discuss the mintelligently, or do you
--an the headlines and then turn to
the comics? There is really something more to life than a football
game, a prom or getting by once a
mon th. Are we as students thinking
about the bigger things? Do we
think only in terms of our school or
do we think in terms of the world ?
The Indiana Penn.
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LIMERICKS
The r e 's a young sheik known as Ed.
Supposed to be loose in the head ,
It's ano ther thing though
Being loose with your dough ,
And when E d spe nt a di me he sa w
RED !
There was a young lady from Bryan ,
Who said to her lover named Ryan ,
"To kiss me, of course,
You 'll have to use force
But the world knows you 're stronger
than I am.
Another
BANKING LAW
George W. Edwans Points Out Man y
Important Things About Law.
MAY 13
Dr. Russell gave a lengthy examination in a course in Geography at
the end of t he firs t semes ter in which
the fi n al . question was "An elderly
gentleman desires to tour South
America. Arrange a tour for him that
will t ake him to the mos t in ter est ing
spots and will enable him to avoid the
rainy season. "
Banghart arrived at this question
j ust five minutes before the examination period ended and hurriedly conducted the "elderly gentleman " down
the coast as far as Rio. Then looking
at his watch he discovered that the
examination period had ended and instantly terminated the proposed tour
with the Statement, "He can go to
Hades from here ; it's eleven o 'clock."
In many States banking laws have,
been more favorable to banks than
the Federal Reserve System has been.
Hence , National Banks have been giving up their charters and withdrawing from the Federal Reserve System
in order to avail themselves of greater privileges. To check such procedure and to put State and National
Banks on a more nearly equal basis,
the McFadden-Pepper Banking Law
was passed. This will permit National banks to establish one branch in
cities of between 25, 000 and 50 ,000
popula tion , two in cities between 50,000 and 100 ,000 popula tion , while in
cities of more than 100,000 there may
be as many branches as the Controller
of Currency sees fit to authorize.
—B. S. N. S.—
George W. Edwards, Professor of
Banking in Nsw York University,
points out other important things
about the law. He states that :
FAREWELL SURPRISE PARTY
"Banks are allowed greater liberality in taking agricultural paper. Held in Honor of Miss Selma Miller ,
Also, they are now permitted to grant
Who is Teaching in Berwick.
real estate loans for a period of five
years instead of one under the formOn Friday evening a very delighter law. The McFadden Act also per- ful surprise party was held in the
mits banks to engage in investment dining room in honor of Miss Selma
operations, but, of course, they may M iller , who is teaching in Berwick the
buy only bonds and not stocks, with last nine weeks of this year.
certain unimpor tant exceptions. True,
The color scheme was carried ou t
banks have hitherto been dealing in in pink and white. A huge chocolate
securities , but only by virtue of a cake occupied the center of the table.
rather indefinite ruling of the Con- Favors and candles added to the attractiveness of the table.
troller.
The party ended merrily, all wish. The McFadden Act puts into effect
certain important changes in the bank j ing "Sal" heaps of success in her
capitalization. The act officially re- teaching career.
Those present were : Selma Miller,
cognizes the payment of stock divide n ds , which have been paid out un- Dorothy McCollum , Margaret Coxe,
der a ruling of the Controller. The E thel Price , Margarette Luce, Roy
act also permits the issuance of stock Troy and Claude Miller.
with a par value of less than $100.
—B. S. N. S.—
This change will enable banks whose
shares are selling at a market value
of several times their par value to
HISTORICAL EVENTS
split up the stock and so bring about
a w ider dis t ribu t ion of bank se c ur i April 10, Sunday—Black Hawk Inties.
Thus banking will j oin the
dia n W ar , 1865.
movement of wider stock ownership,
which has made so much progress in April 11, Monday—Civil War Began,
1861.
the field of general business.
The McFadden Act gives national April 12, Tuesday—Chelesea , Mass.
banks charters with an indeterminate
Fire, 1908.
period instead of a definite life of
ninety-nine years under the National Apr il 13 , Wednesday—Thomas JefBank Act. This will enable these inferson Born , 1743.
stitutions to undertake certain trust A p r il 14 Thursday—Lincoln
Was As,
operations which require that the
sassinated
,
1865.
trustee' have continuous life.
A p r il 15 , Friday—Steamer "Titanic "
Sunk , 1912.
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A pr il 16 , Saturday—Peasant Revolt
in Russia , 1921.
BOYS BECOME PRO HIBITIONISTS
Minstrel
THE PROPER WAY TO
END AN EXAMINATION ?
Mails Have Been Flooded With Booklets and Pamphlets.
Recently the mails have been floodod with booklets and pamphlets concerning the liquor problem and prohibition. Many of these booklets arc
written upon liquor as is being found
in tne various colleges. The International Student Magazine is now 'n
the hands of many of the \>oys. Evidently some one has started a war
against the liquor situation in the colleges as well as in the United States,
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THE BLACK VAGABONDS
SPRING
SENIOR CLASS MEETING
The last of the four is t he au thor of
t hese
Few jumbled up words (eep all bad Comtnittes Appointed to Prepare
eggs, please )
For Commencement.
The
name we can 't tell, we haven 't
On Saturday last, a t the hour of four ,
the -drag,
At a recent meeting of the Senior
The bus carried some girls to MacThe
initials—EYE BEE, there , it's Class, much was done t oward the
Donald's front door.
out of the bag.
completion of commencement arThey weren't happy and they weren 't
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rangemen ts. A number of commitblue
The Six Happy "Harts. "
,tees were appointed on whose hands
'Cause Berwick to them was a place
Wanted—A
deck
of
cards
for
Mertel
rests the task of preparing the comvery new.
Appleman to play solitaire. Please mencemen t affairs. The committees
send them at once.
are as follows :
The second day out they owned the
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whole t own ,
Sophia tried to tune in on the radio General Commencement Committee.
They met all the people of fame and
Chairman , Stasia Zimolzack ; Mirbut all she could do was "Buzz. "
renown ;
iam Marshall , Molly Brace, Gertrude
The mayor presented the gold city
Mary Weldon (in the restaurant) — liuolt, Margaret Rice.
key,
Ivy Day Committee.
A n d said , as he did so, "Your reign Oh , it is so warm in here, I'm ready to
pass out.
here is free. "
Chairman , Clara Zydanowicz ; Dot
"Mert"—Oh , Mary, it isn 't polite
Dodson
, Daisy Alleman , Lucy Rood ,
The Elks gave a party—invited the to pass ou t until the rest do.
Esther Welker.
gang,
Class Night Program Committee.
To show their delight, it went off with Wanted—A new trunk tray for RosChairman , Anna Wendel ; Oce Wilella , and a new toe for Weldon.
a bang.
, Mary Kutz , Minnie Wolfe , Joe
liams
There was a collision.
The Odd Fellows send QY&r tickets
Bradshaw, Arthur Jenkins.
galore
Wanted—SITUATIONS.
Commencement Committee.
For all of the theatres—could mei e
Chairman
, "Ex " Mathews; Jenny
girls ask more?
Buzz—What will you do if you get Hess, Bertine Prosser, Doris Evans,
a condition in gym, Connie?
Gladys Rohrback.
The Acacia had a dance—invitations
Walk—Walk it off.
ju st flew,
Usher Committee.
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They had so many other dates, they
Blodwin Edwards ; MarChairman,
!
Sophia tuned in to get the new
didn 't know what to do.
Marian Furman, Bill
McHugh,
ian
dance hits. This is what she got,
Then the Knigh ts of Columbus threw "God
says, ye should all go to Swinehar t.
a wonderful feed ,
Banquet Committee.
They enj oyed that the most—'cause church. "
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Chairman , Minerva Bossart; Cet'i
food is their speed.
FAVORITE SAYINGS.
Beldowvicz , Alice Jones , Rosina Ellery , Everette Jamison.
Fair reader , don 't sigh , this is not the
Wei don— "Vikings, where
ar t
end.
thou? "
—B. S. N. S.—
You 'll hear more from B erwick , we 'll
Mer t—"Tut-tut-tut-tut. "
never pretend ,
Rosella—"I'll get ahead of Mert
To depart from the limelight, this is ye t. "
MONDAY CHAPEL
the beginning,
: Buzz—"My tonsils feel like eleSo watch the next paper for another phan ts."
Exercises Led by George Janell and
big inning.
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Con nie—"Don 't eat your desert
Singing by Gertrude Ruoff.
first. "
So m e of u s snore , some of us roa r,
Sophia— "Where 's my heel ?"
Last Monday a very unique pro////
Some of us act psychopathic ;j
gram was rendered in chapel. The
Bu t t here is t he news , you can read
If anybody should find that they exei'cises were led by George Janell ,
if you choose—
have t wo lef t r u bbers , send one t o while the singing was conducted by
It's no thing bu t just so much static. Weldon , she has the right ones.
Grtrude Ruoff. She was very ably
accompanied by Lillian Honnicker at
In the large front room that faces the
s t reet ,
Rosella—Buzz , why do you wear the piano.
After the devotional exei'cises, the
You will find four maidens—or very y,o ur hat to bed?
program
was devoted to ihe "Feardiscreet.
Buzz—So I won 't have to put it
less Qu a r t e t te " whose fame and reThey travel together, they go every- on when I get up .
now n now are being echoed throughwhere,
out the world. /.The quartette consistThey plan so much fun , they have
"Lights out" the proctor yelled. ed of "Ex " Mathews, Claude Miller ,
treats that are rare.
We think you would like to know just Silence reigned. Just as we were Leo McGrath and Joe Bradshaw. Sugabout to sail into the land of dreams, gestions were given by the audience
who they are, so—
Meet Dorothy Davies, the world'3 there was a mighty crash. '-What was and these were sung by the quartette.
that? "I'm dead ," somebody yelled, They rendered two selections and
largest Dot.
She 's a prize that is treasured by the We j umpe d up, turned on the light , then Mx*. Mathews and Mr. Miller
and there sat Bert on the floor.
sang a duet. The progrnm was then
Vagabond lot.
:—Always
Took
at
the
slats
Moral
continued
by singing the Alma Mater.
She sett les all quarrels , makes all
going
to
bed.
program was enj oyed by
before
The
entire
fights abrupt.
all.
By the small , simple statement:
Lost—One boy in an orange and
"Let's look the thing up. "
black sweat shirt, hair parted in midNext comes Sally Miller, the house 's dle. Looks like he 's in love. Name
given as Bennett.
b<?st sport,
Who can 't catch a joke —no matter
PI
"Some tales are longer than other i
the sort.
L<
Now many, wise sayings her weigh ts tales, but all tails must come to an I
end. "
When You Want
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sagging under ,
The commonest being, "One more
bloomin ' blunder. "
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Now comes flittering across the
college campus that inspiring atmos.
phere of Spring that rends the souls
of unbarbered bards and causes them
to wreak violent crimes with pen and
pencil upon the syllabled inhabitants
of W ebst er 's Unabridged, all in the
name of Spring.
Yes , Spring, to use reverse gear
upon a popular slogan advertising a
well known upholstering fluid for
bald plates is "coming, coming,
come!" Upon the campus does this
vernal intoxication bubble and burble
while it's reeling victims celebrate in
parliamentary order the demise of galoshes, wool sox and Vic 's salve.
"Jiggs" Jane) said that "smale
foweles maken m elodwe " and taking
a tip from the beloved papa of Spring
poesy all na ture disports itself. Fraternity pins that all winter have been
reposing upon the masculine vest suddenly finds themseJyes in the. eulfeuraJ
environment of the "Fern " while
"fussing dates" multiply and dot tho
landscape like scandal at a church
sewing bee. Collegiate flivvers that
all winter long have snowily hibernated in a state of airless tiredom are
now being sketchi\y adorned in new
and weird chromatic effects that
would make a Normal landscape looklike a Susquehanna fog. Vendors of
Campus clothing are drinking strong
Java to conserve their pep in coping
with the frenzied intercession of local Chesterfields for the newest sartorial
ensembles.
Haberdashery
st ores blossom for th like Ama z on
Jungles in an array of startling
scarves , flo unting, flushing and florid
enough to make fine decorations for
any first class dance hall.
Biology classes clambor enthusiastically through muddy sloughs in keen
pursuit of the coy violet and skunk
week. Lovers of birds, armed w it h
bird guides, bino cul ars , ham sandwich es and poison ivy salve , make attacks en massive upon dampish wood
land and briary thicket. Cuts pile up
bn the dean 's desk while under-classmen pursue illicit laboratory work
along creek upon Class 3, Pisces,
which is known to anyone as LaLb
for catfish.
In fraternity houses the call of
Spring brings cheers and tears. Luckless freshmen view with alarm the
growth of grass while "workout" committees oil up the lawn mower. Agonizing pleas are made for waxing of
floors for Spring house parties.
Spring is here !
•• Ned Moore.
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We're coming to "Deanie " who much.
loves to be
In a restaurant eating, not much—
i f i l l y 's Conf ectionery
THE BIG CL OTHING STORE
but slowly.
With Its One Price to All Invites
And anything now that this girl by
Students to Examine the Newest \
Jhey Serve the Best
chance sees
and Latest in
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Goes not unremarked by a:
"Buy mo one please, "
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TRUM P ETS, TROMBONES , Etc.
LEEDY & LUDWIG DRUMS
VEGA VIOLINS and BANJOS
Special Discount to Normal School
Students or Gradu ates.
OLIVER YOHN & CO.
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Writo For Froo Cat alog!.
TO THE EDITOR
r Edi t or :
have been interested during 1 the
• in the articles which appeared
he Maroon and Gold about tsc
a-curricular activities at this NorSchool. It was gratifying to see
well the students appreciated
value of such activities.
here have been many favorable
men ts of late concerning the imrements of the School. This was
mrce of pleasure to me. Much
been said abou t the improved phyI plant, the better organization ei
faculty and student body, and
more efficien t administra t ion of
en tire school. It is true that such
rovements have been made. How•, they are only means to an end.
aim and purpose of the Bloomsr State Normal School during the
four years has really been the
:lopmen t of high standards and
li o± manhood and womanhosd,
the attainment of which practice
er than preaching has at all times
1 stressed. The School has preed knowing and doing to knowing
le, and has striven at all times to
to knowing on the part of the
lent while engaged in doing,
[any school activities have been
1 as means of developing habits,
•acter and commendable personal
ts. The chapel exercises may be
d as an illustration. These have
1 placed in charge of the students,
have prepared programs, read the
e, led the singing, made announceits, etc. The administration of the
iieal artist course has been used
i means of teaching the students
duties of an usher, the distribuof programs, the sale of tickets,
responsibili ty for pleasant recitthe way to secure artists, etc.
t was w ise t o all ow st uden t s t o
form such functions rather than
iave them performed by members
he faculty. The latter know how
io t h em; t he form er sho u ld lear n
' while in training.
'he publication of the school paper
been another instrument for eduing students. The editor-in-chief ,
ointed by the faculty, has selected
staff. The staff has prepared and
ted the material. In fact, it has
n wholly responsible for the suci of the paper.
'he various social functions of the
ool have formed excellent means
the development of habits,* charer , conduct and personal traits.
sy have been kept informal and
ural . Through them the students
c learned how to conduct them'os in larger groups. It is^well that
'lonts, while in training, learn to
ort themselves at such functions,
lunce with proper decorum , to preproper dancing to dancing that is
proper , to meet temptations and
fivorcomo obstacles. The presence
the teachers, who attend such
etions has added to thoir enjoyL'noss and value.
n addition to larger reception ,
'Lies and dances, there havo been
iillor gatherings, such as birthday
tioa , meetings of high school clubs ,
sororities , of fraternities, otc. Tho
W. C. A. has had receptions; stiulh havo mot by curriculum groups,
to teach prospective teachers how to
conduct athletics. This is commendable , for some of t he st uden t s ma y
wish to carry on such activities as
teachers in service.
The publica tion of the school annual has taugh t students how to guide
their pupils in the future in the publication of such annuals.
The tables in the dining hall have
been used for educative purposes,
too. The seatings have been changed , new acquaintances have been
made. The students have learned
thereby how to meet each other, and
become acquain ted with a variety of
people.
There have been gatherings each
Sunday af ternoon in the lobby, as
well as in the evenings during the
week , all of which have taugh t students social behavior and the worthy
use of leisure.
Yours sincerely ,
G. C. L. Riemer.
—B, S, N, S,—
LOCKER ROOM ALPHABET
A is for A bbo t t , a girl tall and slim.
B is for Baxter , her opposite twin.
C is for Cris t, all dimples and smiles.
D is for Dent for whom we'd walk
miles.
E is for Eyer, no t Eyes this time.
F is for Fowler, who collec t s all our
dimes.
G is for Garrison , a girl quick of wit.
H is for Hortman , who works quite a
bit.
I is for Interest we have in our work.
J is for Johns t on who never does
shirk.
K is for Keller , a Berwickian small.
L is for Long, who longs to be tall.
M is for Miller, who sings like a lark.
N is for N elson , t he Junior Class
shark (?).
0 is fo r Oscar , who 's everyone 's
friend.
P is for Phillips, whose work never
ends.
Q is for Quie t, a rule in our gang.
R is for Renn , who can not use
slang ( ?) .
S is for Sei tz, who 's tiny and sweet.
T is fo r Tre mbly , whose locket is neat.
U is for Us, the writers of this.
V is for Van derslice, a sociable Miss.
W is for W elli ver of w hich w e h a ve
two.
X is for that which we don 't like to
do.
Y is for Young, who lives far away.
Z is for Zimmerman , who eats all the
day.
—B. S. N. S.—
JUNI O R CHAPEL
JAMEISON HEADS TENNIS TEAM
MUSIC APPRECIATION CLUB
Has Two Years of Varsity Experience
and is Well Qualified.
Old Club Members Held Iniation For
New Members.
Evere tt Jameison , cap tain
of
Bloorasburg 's 1927 Tennis Team ia
well qualified for the position. "Jamie " is a gradua te of Scranton Central
High School. He had two years of
Varsity experience while in that institution as he played the court gamo
during his last two years. In his Senior year at Central, he was elected
cap tain of the tennis team. He attained the honor of leading a team
that did not suffer defeat for two seasons. This is a remarkable feat, for
it shows the calibre of the team that
"Jamie " captained.
At the time Jameison entered
Bloomsburg, tennis was a favorable
sport, as the school con tained plenty
of good material for a team , but lacked in organization.
Last year was the first that Bloomsburg was represented with a team
from .this sport since 1921. A team
was organized to play Wyoming Seminary and other schools. The team
was composed of Captain Bob Sutliff , Gilbert Morgans, Ben Lewis and
Jameison. This team made a wonderful showing in that it went through
the season undef eated. "Jami e" contributed his share to this record and
did it so effectientl y that as a r esul t,
he was chosen captain of this year 's
team.
The organiza tion of this year 's
Maroon and Gold team will soon take
place. Mr. Reams will take care of
the coaching end of it and with
"Ja mie " in the helm , together with
the 'excellent material we have,
Bloomsburg should have as good a
team as last year s, if not better.
The Mu sic Appreciation Club has
continued this semester with its work.
The early part of the semester has
been devoted to the study of the life
and works of Beethoven.
At a recent meeting the old club
members held an iniation for the new
members in the form of an April Fool
party. The first part of the program
was given over to the study of Schubert. Miss Sands entertained us with
several of Schubert's songs. The second part of the program consisted of
an iniation and lively games. Later
refr eshments were served, much t o
the enj oyment of our grandmother.
PROM INVITATIONS
ARE BEING ISSUED
Students that intend to take outsides as their guests for the Junior
Prom are requested to see Miss Conare available now and may be had by
way at her office for invitations. They
calling at regular office hours.
Ned Moore ,
Chairman.
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Presents One Act Play, Entitled "The
Fe ast of the Holy Innocen ts. "
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At Junior Chapol on Tuesday, mem'bers of the Speech Arts Club presented a one act play entitled "The Feast
of the Holy Innocents. "
The cast of characters were :
Mrs. Oberly—Mary Cahalan.
Cornelia Milk—Margaret Gething.
Elocta Milk—Dorothy Berdine.
Mrs. Oman—Margarot Shoperd.
Jennio Oborly—Hilda Robinson.
The play was dlrectod and coached
by Miss Margaret Beesecker,
The stage committoo was composed
'ho management of athletics by tho of Marjorio Wallizo , Sarah Heiser
dents has proved an oxcollont way and Sarah Smith.
MR. REAMS ENTERTAINS
Deli ghtful Time Was Had With Music
Furnished by Boys.
Recently Mr. and Mrs. Reams entertained the boys of the varsity basket ball squad , including Coach Booth
and Mr. and Mrs. Nelson. A very delightful time was enjoyed by all present and music for the occasion was
furnished by the boys.
Mrs. Reams and Mrs. Nelson served
refreshments to the following: Capt.
Nick VanBuskirk , Artie Slusser , Arch
Austin , Eckie Kraynack , Red Garrity,
Mac McGrath , Hawkins, Ex Mathews,
Yarshefeski , Coach Booth and Mr.
Nelson.
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HARRY LANGDON in
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'Saturday —The Great Sensation—Featurin g WM. FAIRBANKS in
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Bennet—I'd like to know what
Shearer was doing last night at one
o'clock.
Hodges—Ask Herbey Grotz. He
has all the latest dir t.
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Remus—Shuman , could you give
me a quarter to get where my family
is?
Shuman—Sure , here's a quarter.
"Where is your family?
Remus—At the movies.
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MINSTREL IN STOR E
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To be Given in Auditorium on Night
of May 13.
Recen tly the boys began a revival
of the minstrel which was given on
Stunt Nite in order that material may
be found for another minstrel, which
will be given on May 13 in the auditorium. Mr. Reams is coaching this
movement and expects to have twa
hours of real 1927 enjoymen t. The
number of actors has been changed
in as much as four new members
have been added.
The group who will par ticipate are
as follows: Ryan , Merrick , McGrath ,
Matthews . Fisher , Reams, Miller ,
Rohlands , Keller, Bittenbender , and
Joe Bradshaw. The four new members are : Art Jenkins, George Janell,
Theo. Vital and Tax Davis.
The boys have been holding meetings each night of this week in order
to insure success.. Again , the proceeds will be given to the furniture
for the lobby.
she smelled the burning biscuits,
"Something must be done."
—B. S. N. S.—
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BASEBALL SEASON
Lavelle—Where is Atoms?
Prof. Shortess—You mean Athens,
don 't you?
OPENS TOMORROW
Lavelle—No , I mean Atoms—
where everything is blown to.
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A very enjoy able party was giv ;
Dear Prof.—What is excelsior? A. B.
in sui te 353 in honor of the birthdsi a
Answer—Long sawdust.
of Misses Gen evieve Chumard ;Ji
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Mary Crist. The room was tasl
fnlly decorated in pink and yello
Dear Noe—Which is the dumbest ani- One of the special feature s of t
evening was the exhibition of the 1;
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est dance steps by Miss Hilgert a
Answer—The elephant. Its head is Miss Gleason ; Miss Skvarla furnish
so full of ivory that it sticks out. the music. In the midst of our hil;
ity Miss Crist and Miss Cllumard pi
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sen ted the second special feature
the evening; this being delicious i
Dear Prof.—Why is a shoulder strap freshmen ts which consisted c
sucll an impor tant article? E. F. Chicken salad , rolls , potato chi f
Answer—It keeps an attraction from pickles , olives, ice cream sundaes, ti
kinds of cake and peanuts. When t
becoming a sensation.
ten o 'clock bell rang, everyone 1(
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their hostesses among a shower
best wisheg.
Those who were present wer
Dear Noe—Who is the meanest man
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in the world? G. H.
Ruth Budd , "Kay " Skvarla, Ma
Answer—The man who fed peanuts Crist , Alice Piper, Jane Gleasc
to his cat so that it would be too Regis Neily, Irene Hilgert, "Pi!
thirsty to drink anything but water. Lloyd, "Peg " Caswell, Margaret She
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Dear
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t t r t
bottl e of patent medicine for my
Saturday
,
May
27,
East
Stroudsburg
ear
ache. The medicine is gone bu t COOLIDGE GREETS
Miller—Shall I take this road to
—Here.
I
still
have the ache. Why didn 't
Millville?
Saturday
,
June
4
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Wyoming
SemiFRENCH AMBASSADO
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cure
me? I. J.
Officer— 'Taint necessary. They
nary—Here.
already have one.
Wednesday , May 18, Bucknell Frosh Answer—Most likely the patent had U. S. Cancels AH Debts Contract)
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by France.
Marie—Do you know what they
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Peg—Xo. What ?
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Marie—Lemons , of cou rse.
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May 14 , East Stroudsburg—Away.
r / l t
two people in this world who think
alike ? K. L.
May
21,
Wyoming
Seminary—Away.
Young Wif e—I want three cigars
Answer—I didn 't think so, bu t I
May 25, East Stroudsburg—Here.
for my husband.
changed my mind since I looked
June 4 , Wyo ming Seminary—Here .
Cigar Dealer—Strong?
over my Christmas presents.
Young Wife—As strong as yo u
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have. The last ones broke in hi.*
pockets.
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TRACK SCHEDULE.
Dear Prof.—What is the difference
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between a taxidermist and a taxi
Attorney—Where did the car hit Wednesday , May 4, County Track
driver? N. II.
Meet—Here.
t he man ?
Doctor—At the j unction of the dor- May 3 4, Triangula r Track Team— Answer—The ,, taxidermist skins aniDicki nson Seminary.
sal and cervical vertebrae.
m als , while th e t a x i dri ver ski n s
Schilling (on jury) — I've liv ed in May 28, Interscholastic Track Meet—
hu mans.
Here.
this region all my life and I nover
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heard of such a place. I believe it's
a make up.
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Dear Noe—Give nn example showing
the meanin g of economy? 0. P.
Ed.—Have you heard about the
Answer—A Scotchman had his marlad who swallowed his spoon?
Special
riage held in the chicken yard so
Ev.—No , w hat about hi m?
Prices
that the fowl could pick up the
Ed.—Well , he can't stir.
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Students
Deo—How much are your eggs ?
A & P—Two cents for the good
Dear Prof.—Who was the unluckiost
ones and one cent for the cracked
man in the world? Q. R.
onus.
Dee—Well , crack me a dozen.
Answer—Adam , because he couldn 't
flirt with Evo and say "Haven 't I
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met
you before some place?"
Prof. Keller—What' s that , Roan?
Haven 't you
Roan—A sunset.
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ever seen one?
Prof.—Yes, that' s why I asked.
Dear Nod —My friend wrofco and asked mo for n loan of $100. Shall I
send
it tof him? A. B.
Prof. Russell—What can you tell
Studio
Answer—No.
Sond him $00.00 and
about Nitrates?
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$10.00 for stamps
Mae—They 're cheaper than day
Photography
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Dear Noe—Do you think there are Claudel , newly appointed ambassadi
of France were presented to Preside!
Coolidge. Claudel stated that he w;
glad to enter upon his duties "at tl
moment France has given fresh ev
dence of her firm intention to di
charge her indebtedness and mei
her j ust obligations. "
The U ni t ed Stat es has c a ncelled a
debts contracted by France prior t
the signing of the Armistice in 10 U
Wo are only asking for tho moncj
granted France after the war for th
rebuilding of that nation.
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