JUNIOR S TO GIVE
PRINCESS BONNIE

NORMAL DEFEATS DICKINSON

SPRING ARBOR DAY
OBSERVED MONDAY

THE RURAL TAFFY PULL.

Saturday, May 3rd, the Normal base
Part of the Rural group enj oyed a
!i:tl] ten in won its third victory of the
taffy pull at the home of one of their
number, Lois Reniley, last Wednesday
. n est'ii t season by defeating Dickinson
.'-'eihinnry to the tune of 0-2. The
evening.
eachors seemed to have taken on a
Promptly at seven o'clock some of
'.low lease of life and played the best
t
he
girls from the Normal star ted
Professor ' Hartline Presided Durin g downtown.
Everything In Readiness For Initial
ianic of any thus far.
On their way these girls
"Gil" Cooper made his debut as a
think of another member
ppened
to
ha
Chapel Program
Performa nce
itcliei- and had the Dickinsonites at
group,
who, they thought, would
of the
his mercy throughout tho contest. Capenj
oy
the
fun.
As they went on they
t ain Turner was on the receiving end
getting the girls
groups,
separated into
TREES.
Everythin g is in readiness for the •nd put up his usual fine game. "Mike "
increased
the numwhich
downtown,
T
,
5eshel
opera
,
comic
the
Trevorton
flash
,
made
his
the
of
they
ij
crform
ance
seven-fifteen
in tial
ber to ten. About
By
Joyce
Kilmer.
debut
at
third
and
was
very
much
in
They
home.
arrived at Miss Remley's
•'Princess Bonnie," the John B. Rogers
Who gav e hi s lif e' in France.
virtenee with the bat, getting a triple,
were received by the hostess, who was
Normal
AudCompany specially, at the
double and single. Bro therston played I think that I shall never see
assisted by Miss Maud Mefiscli, fifi&
Hoi lum May Sih aiid fltli , finder ttte a fine game at short and also clouted A poem lovely as a tree.
given the proper introduction by Miss
auspices of t]ie Junior Class. The final the pill for an ' extra base, as did TurnEleanor Derr.
tree whose hungry mouth is prest
rehearsal will be held tonight under er and Cooper. Fitzpatriek and Kaz- A
They immediately proceeded, to take
Against the earth's sweet flowing
lusky
worked
like
veterans
in
the
outLockhart.
D'Mauriee
possession of the cook's domain, where
the direction of
breast. ^
•:• garden and Haupt played a stellar
pans, kettles and a red hot fire were
Mr. Lockhar t is considered one of the •• --! ino at fir st base.
waiting.
Lost st age dneetovs in the country and
Ellis won on the mound for Dickin- A ti'ee that looks at God all day
By seven-thirty the candy, which
file who it- pl.-iy wii] be under his per- son , but retired in the eighth after I' And lifts her leafy arms to. pray.
t
was to be watched by one of the girls,
sonal superv.siou.
n ine runs had been gathered from hrs
had burned. Two excited girls rushed
The s.ory of the oper a has its set- offerings . Johns, who succeeded him. A tiee that may in summer wear
to the rescue, put it in another pan,
ting (mi the Koek-Bouud coast of Maine lield the Normal batsmen safe In the A nest of robins in her hair.
and
it was soon boiling again.
Admiral's
of
an
courtyard
and in a
f nal inning.
production
is
Upon
whose
bosom
snow
has
lain
;
The
In
the meantime some one discovered
l '.wiice in Spam.
On
Saturday the
Wilkes-Barre
will
There
Who
intimately
lives
with
rain.
part
musical.
,
that it was Miss Mensch's birthday
for the most
teachers will come here to compete
quintet
and
,
quartet
and the group proceeded to present her
•v 'tii the Normalites. Thev will have
Ik* sn 'o, duct, trio
chorus
Poems
are
made
by
fools
like
me,
of
number
with many useful , and valuable gifts.
nu mbers, besides a
a great assortment of stars in their
fifty
But
only
of
God
can
make
a
tree.
This inspired her to make some fudge,
si> .et-tions. A special chorus
Mno-up. most of them at the present
while others decided to pop corn. The
voices w.ll assist, alon .? with several '•'me are sta rring on semi-pro and othI think I shall never scan
taffy boiled on.
attract ively costumed groups. There er teams.
A tree as lovely as a man.
wilL be groups of Royal Court dancers
If you had looked into the parlor you
which have been carefully trained.
would
have seen others singing to the
Misses Cathran Fear and Gertrude TURNER ELECTED CAPTAIN OF A tree depicts divinest plan
music
produced
at the piano, by the
BASE BALL SQUAD.
But God Himself lives in n man.
Gross will act as accompanists.
'v st' ?iguislied musician, Miss Marie
The cast of characters chosen are
Werkheiser.
On Friday, May 2nd, the members of
as follows :
Quite often one of the girls would
Tho chapel progra m on Monday, ApPauline Bolig the varsity base-ball squad met and
Prim-ess Bonnie
take
a peep at the taffy which boiled
elected
"Arch"
Turner
to
fill
the
office
VI 2S, was in charge of Prof. Havtlinc,
Anna Dougherty
Kitty Clover
boiled,
but showed no signs of be°"fl
Captain
.
Turnei\
"f
who is the star ! and was in the form of an Arbor Day
Evelyn Robbins
Auntie Crab
ing
done.
of
the
''aek-stop
squad,
is well qunli- celebration. The first number was tho
Donna Pomposa .. Margaret Griffiths •'«
After it had been cooking for two
ecl
to
fill
the
position
of
Captain, He ' above selection, which was sung by
Somupl Oliver
Shrimps
hours
and thirteen minutes it was time
formerly
played
with the Newport the school. Next , Dr. Ricmev gave a
Louis Zeck
Roy
for
the
girls to go home and the taffy
Twp.
High
School nine and was a talk , "Memories of My Earlier Days rn
Captain Tarpaulin .. Norman Marshall
1
was
not
done.
Edison Harris member of this year 's championship Pium's Woods," illustrating some of
Count Falsettl
It
was
reported in class the next
Captain Surf ... ... Chester Zimolzack 'viskot -bnll team which represented his points with charts. This was in- morning that it was still in the gluey
Anthony Beshel 'li' s school. He is well liked by all tho deed very interesting. The third num- s'ote and could be
Salvador
finished when a
Lustrous satins, shimmering silks members of the team , is n hard worker, ber, statistics concerning "Trees We ; sunshiny day came. We say
and beautiful velvets the pride of nnd can be depended upon to do his Have Planted ns a School ," was given ¦••.>> ' nv Dav " because some of "Sunour
by Clair Lowenberg. We wore really '
Spanish beauties, arc in the wardrobe best for the team nnd school.
fr
onds
informed
us
that
our
candy
surprised to lea rn that , there are more
of Princess Bonnie. The full splendor
than 1,000 trees and bushes on our wou 'd not cook, because of the rain.
performmay
bo
seen
at
the
of them
ALUMNI NOTES .
Those presen t woro Lois Romley,
ca mpus.
ance of the play Thursday and Friday
Maud
Mensch, Eleanor Derr, Mildred
Mr. Fred Wl Magrady, '00, of Mount Violet Nngle then related the story Gorton, Viola Klino, Mary Lauver,
May 8 and 0 at Normal Auditorium.
Every member of the cast for the Oormol , was a candidate for Congress of one of tho trees on our campus, af- Beatrice Crawford, Ethel Price,
Opera is a drawing card and j udging in tho (Seventeenth District, compris- ter which Doris Morse told us about Beaver and Mario Workhelser. Ruth
from the brisk ticket snlo there will bo ing the counties of Montotir, Columbia, 'out planting this year. We are gln a^
that. Prof. Hart'lno is celebrating Ar- i
Northumberland and Sullivan.
two good houses to see the play.
"But what is Princess Bonnie nil M' ss Helen Zorlio, '23, visited Nor- bor Day in a practical , ns well ns n Ever thy story tell
¦literary way ; lie intends to plant 1,000
Of this glad day.
nbont?" is the question asked , and to nal over last week-end.
make it clear to those who wish to Miss Mnrgarot Eldara, '23, is teach- ;young trees and shrubs on our enmpus Long may thy branches wave
rC' ' h year, imd thus make it movo beau- 'To Heaven our gratefu l praise
kn ow it may bo snid that it is a tune- 'Ing nt I-Inzloton, Pa.
Wn ft It on Sunlight rays
fnl an d beautiful opera. It tells tho MIsm Adollno Rogers, '23, is teaching itlful.
Tho
students
thon
sang
To God away."
this
selection
Hlory of a little girl victim of a ship- iit S'crnnton , Pa.
|
Miss
Isabollo
t
|
Tho
program was concluded by showI'o
tho
music
of
"America.
Luknsytls,
Is
wreck off tho coast of Bar Harbor , who
'23*
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1
leaching
:
ge
at
ssloton
i
,
ing
n
film
on lumbering.
Hn
,
"Grow
thon
nnd
flourish
Continued on Pa 8.
well
Pa.
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THE GING ER PO T.
A Quick-Chango Artist :—.Beggar—
"Ah , nm 'nin , I wasn 't always blind."
Lady— "No. Yesterday you were deaf
and dumb !"
Questions on Etiquette.
What, is the correct angl e which the
elbow should make with tbo forearm
when resting the elbow on the table?
Under what conditions may the ends
of matches bo used ns toothpicks?
If the gravy wowed does not match
your vest, what precautions should bo
taken?

BIX)OM-IN NEWS.

Published weekly during the school yea r by the Bloomsburg State Normal School in the interests of the students, faculty, alumni and the school in
general.
Editor-in-Chief
Walter P. BeiJiiiuffer.
Assistant EtMtor
LclunU Bennett.
J. Norman Marshall. ,
Business Manager
Joseph Dugu n
Assistant Business Manager
Evelyn G. Robbin*
Literary Editor
Sporting Editor
William Toole.
Al umni Editor
Dora Wilson
Jean Lacoe.
Personal and Social Editor
.
Myvnnwy James.
Humor Editor
Edison D. Harris
Circul ation and Exchange Manager
SENIOR CLASS REPORTERS .
*
Katlierine King
Dorothy Peterson
"
Helen Jones
Clare Lowenberg
JUNIOR CLASS REPORTER S.
Anthony Beshol
Ru th Wnlper
FACULTY ADVISORY COMMITTEE.
Miss Helen Balib
Miss Edna Monroe
S. L. Wilson
Subscription price $ .HO per semester , for residen t students ; $ .75 per
semester for members of the Alumni.
Oflice Room . 179 Main Buildin g. B. S. N. S , Bloomshurg, Pa.
Entered as second class mutter . Feb. 19, 1924 , at the Post Office , Bloomsburg, Pa.

"When
you
think
of
SHOES;
think
of

OBSERVATIONS

The lido of my the me suggests to I thought he surely ought to have a
the 'average Junior ;i mad rush to great deal of recognition. Again I
gr eet some Training School teacher ; a racked my poor brain for a suggestion
scat on a. ciimp chair , sixty minute s to do my duty by Mr. English. Once
liloomsburg. Pa.
spent in enj oying the recitations of the more I fell back on the old reliable
pupils and finally a sleepless night contribution — a Poster. This time I
try ing to draw from h er imagination sketched a waste basket filled to the the appealing sentences which might brim wi th scraps of bad English. I
possibly dra w a large C on the write- needed j ust one more dip of India Ink i
up of the Training-Teacher 's m ethod to complete the sketch so as usual I
of teaching.
paid a visit with the view of borrowing
You 'll certai nly be surprised when I in mind. I knocked at my neighbor 's
make the remark that you 're all door and her face wore no overly exwrong. I am j ust going to relate to pression of welcome as she was fayou , in my simple wa y, the manner in miliar with my missions. "What are
which I observe the numerous kinds of your needs this morning?" she asked.
weeks. First it was Health Week. It "I haven 't got a speck of ink and my
fell to my lot to make a poster to dec- poster must lie finished today, Madeorate the halls. With themes to write li ne. 1' I pleaded . Of course she surand specimens to gather , I found it rendered the ink bottle and I hurried
was necessary to sneak a candle and back into my room with a light boar ' Cleanin g and Pressin g
work far into the night after the until—my poster greeted my eyes and
"Lights Out boll" had echoed its warn- t here , yes. there in the bad English
i ng. I proudly hung up my poster on waste-basket was "haven 't got. " Three
JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
the wall the next morning, and looked times I had fncod defeat.
ACTIVITIES.
at it with pride. "Eight Requirements
Education week strutted up to the
fo r Health "—and t here in a cozy bed normal school next. I thought it
lay a school-girl sleeping the required would h<> an easy task to do my duty
Election in
eight hours ! I rubbed my eyes and towa rds her. The day of her arrival The results of the City
Tuesday
High
the
Junior
School
last
coiii'rratulat ed mysel f on the good T sat eagerly awaiting tho sound of uro as follows :
work.
tbo Chapel bell for that meant one half
Mnyov , Jack Vamlcrsltcc.
Our next week was "Music Week. " hour canceled from geograph y class.
Francis
Health
Commissioner,
There was "Music ; in the Air " all My expositions wore gron t until I
Evans.
right.
We Juniors were st ruggling calmly took my place in chapel and ,
nwa y try ing to syllabi ze "The Re- durin g ii snooze, was awakened by tho Police Commissioner, Francis Ickes.
veille." Tlie first evening of a Music words :—"It is tho duty of us , the fu- Property Commissioner, Sara WolllWeek h ad approached and I , accom- Inro teachers of America ." I didn 't ^ er.
paiiied. by the cold I had captured dur- stop to nsk of what our duty was com- Judge, George IMoinor.
ing Health Week, was symbolizin g prised but I fully realized that a nap
Associate Judge , Bnird Tozer.
'The Reveille " in Room 209. Sml.dim- in Chapel was surel y not one of tho re- A film entitled "The Benefactor ,"
ly, when I reached the highest point quirements. The eagerness to skip a was shown in Junior High .School Ason the scale , a knock at my door , fol- class in order to take a snooze wns sembly last Friday. It was the story
lowed by the word s, ''Quiet giiis, don 't surely tho wrong1 motive for a "future of Thomns ' A. Edison 's life. It picturyou know that this is study hour,," t ea cher " as (hoy termed mo.
ed the Invention of the incandescent
greeted my ea rs. There, I had failed
Alas ! I had failed in every celebrn- lamp and hol d the awllonco entranced
again In my observation .
t foil ! Tho one remaining week is for almost an hour.
I wns eagerly looking forward to the Tfomo-CJoing Week and , stra ngo to say,
next big week of the season— "Good T can 't help feeling confident that It is observation of Homo-Going Week a
English Week." English Is an excel- tho week of weeks In which I can real- real success on my part .
lent help-mate of every one of us and ly show my ability . I can mnko tho
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PERSONAL NOTES.
Jun iors To Give
La Verne Hill spent the week-end at
Pr incess Bonnie Nanlicok
c.

Alice Evans and Josephine Stahl
spent
the week-end with Alma Evans.
Continued From Page 1
Anne Bryant spent the week-end at
home.
lighthouse
is found and reared by a
kooner and hi s sister untii 1 she is six- Clara Singleman spent the week-end
teen years of age. There is no key to with her sister Anna.
her identity except a locket which
Helen Fairclough spent the week-end
hold s a miniature.
at Pittston.
She grows to beautiful young girlMae O'Rourke of Pittston , spent the
hood in Am erica and is in love with week-end at home.
ltoy,, a young fisherm an , who in turn
Marjorie MacHenry spent the weekis devoted to her. All goes well until i'ud at her brother 's.
a Spanish ship sails into the harbor
Mr. William Singlem an and Rev.
and a grea t nobleman proves she is a Jos. Rowan spent
the week-end with
princess of the Spani sh royal by the
Ann
a.
locket she wea rs. They carry h er b a ck
Kaih ryn Carr of Hughestown, visitwith them to Spain although she does
ed
Orpha Hu tchings last week-end.
not wish to go. Her lover with two
other friends follow her and gain aci- Louise Richards and Eva Thomas
ni tuince lo the Spanish castle by pos- spent the week-end at Wilkes-Barre.
Anna Kemp, Berdine Riesenveaver
ing in th e place of wax figures imported from America. Bonnie is groomed and Anna Singley spent the week-end
for her wedding- to Falsetti, a Spanlsn at Drums.
nobleman .to whom she was bethothed
Mildred Fnatz spent the week-end, at
in infancy but Roy discovers Falsetti's home.
plot to lake the king's life , in gratitude
Billy Ed wards and Shorty Long of
to Hoy , who has disclosed the plot and Scranton , visited Kathryn Price and
the king gives him permission to wed Marjorie Pace over the week-end.
Bonnie.
George Sack and Frank Matos spent
SPANISH DANCERS,
the week-end at Espy.
i Thelm a Armstrong, Elsie Jones, Miss Nagorsky of Glen Lyon, visited
Kathry n Castles, Ida Mittleman. Lucy j Effie Wasenda over the week-end.
Evan s, Jean Laeoe, R uth Stalford , ' Anna Geary spent the week-end at
I Catherine Devin e, Elizabeth Daniels, her home in Danville.
Cladys Richard s, Katherine Price, j Mary Curwood was called to her
Ca therine M. Bott, Deborra h Williams, hmm> in Shi ckshiniiy due to the death
Florence Murr ay, Bronwen Rees.
of her grandmother .
NEVER FALL IN LOVE GROUP.
Ruth Johns and Mary Amesbury
spent
the week-end at Danville.
Harriet Williams , Donald Watson ,
E
m
il
y Linskill was at Gettysburg
Jessie Keen , Archibald Turner, M a ry
College
for a week-end party.
Lannan , Joseph Broscious, Alice LudMervyn
Norton spent the week-end
wig, Chester Haupt , Lyle Mather, Gilat
Berwick.
bert Cooper , Ruth Stevens, Arthur Jenkins, Gladys Morgan, Lelnnd Bennett, Third floor annex is minus a few
locks—not door locks—locks of hair.
Mnryan Hart , Sam Barrow.
Marion George, '23, was a guest of
COURT LADIES.
Merle Derk.
Nadine Rice), Mary Anne Thomas, Emma Smith celebrated her birthMarie McCarthy, Frances Davenport, day Friday. She entertained the He.
Helen Hartsolle, Arlie Leister, Pearl E. C. at her table that evening.
Radel , Mary Jackson .
Pearle Radio visited friends in NesCHORUS.
copeclc.
Gilbert Cooper, Raymond Derrick, I Kathryn Shipman had as her guest
Joseph Duga n , Joseph Knzlusky, Mich- |Emily Park at her home in Montoursael Kushma , William Coffman , Wil- ville over the week-end.
liam Toole, Everett Jamieson .
Daniel Smith and Elmer Daniels attended
the Y. M. C. A. convention nt
SOLDIERS'.
Bucknell last Friday, Saturday and
William Welliver, Robert Stearns, Sunday .
Gordon Johns, Delmar Smith.
Goraldino Welch and Loren Jones
CHORUS.
from West Pittston were the guests of
Helen Welliver, Beatrice Geisinger, Pauline Hassler.
Marian Hnrman , Jennie Whitonight,
Clara Martin had ns her guests over
Emily Lnwi'oneo, Elizabeth Brooks, Or- the week-end Mrs. Dels and Margaret
pha Hutchings, Steena Deppen, Kath- j Isaac.
v.v no Jury, Ellen Phebey, Myrtlo j Charlotte Pa rsons hnd as her guests
Wharmby, Graco ITarlos, Marian Gow- Margaret Malmvnring and Margaret
er , Kiithryn McMeiminmn, Lucy Bark- Hughes.
lie, Lillinn Kestor, Florenco Jones, Es- Arminta Howell spent the week-end
ther Newman , Florence Ryan , Margar- at homo.
et Kistlor, Emily Park, Kiithryn^ShipEwther ,Lowis of Smea r Notch, visited
man , Alice King, Alico Ruggles, Grace Flo. M. Jones over the week-end, ,
Rabbins , Geneva Scliott, Geneva i'Sas- Khoda George was visited by her
nita, Wanda Aponik, Laura Stev ens, mother over the week-end.
Margaret Jones, Laura Wooclwo:?th, Clara KrsiyswiiRki and Lucille Groff
Knthryn Slower, Muriel Chlvers.
spent the wook-eml nt Philadelphia.

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lie :—"Fa ther writes Hint lie wants
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She :—"L o t him see it hefore it's
im uli' out. "
2 ! A smart young frosli was "ovcrcut"
i His folks heard from the master ;
His mother sent, by the next mail,
: A ]>ack of sticking plaster.

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"Cil arieo . I believe I'll go Into the
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"I' m with yo u , got enough money for
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limi t lies there a girl with soul so dead
She never wishes
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That there was some one in her stea d ,
To wash the dishes?

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I V,y th e shores of Cnticura ,
Tiy the shining Sunki st waters,
Lived the Prophl aetic chiclet,
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Dander , Old Helmar 's daughter.

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j siio was loved by Instant Postum
j Son of Piedmont and Victrola ,
ITei r apparen t to the Mazda
Of the tribe of Coco Cola.

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Thru the forests strolled the lovers, i
m^l |j Woods untroil by Fords and ,Saxons,
"Oli my lovely little Beech Nut ,"
Wore the burning words of Postum.

I No Pyrene can quench the fire ,
1 I kno w you 're still a miss
Some changes of dates have been
The night of May 10 will be made For my Pepsodcnt desire
made for the remaining games on the memorable to the students , faculty and ; Is to_ marry chiclet, Dj er Kiss.
k
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tf
guests of Bloomsburg ; for on tha t
base ball schedule.
night the Juniors will play host to the i
Oily to bed
Saturday, May 10.
Seniors at the Annual Junior-Sen ' or I
And oily to rise
Wilkes-Barre Tea chers
At Home i Heceptio n j uid Dance. Elabora te plans
Ts
the fato of a man
Student :—"Do you have an opening
i
are under way_ to make this da nce a
Wednesday, May .14.
When an nuto he buys.
for u college graduate?"
Away hi"' success.
Stroudsburg Normal
Employer :—"Yes ! close it as you go
Tho color scheme for the decorations
Bi'lie fat dinner table) :— "You nil out.L'
Frid ay, May 1G.
will be Blue and (Jold . the Junior class "-"l't to keep your eyes open around ,
At Homo colors. Music will be furnished by Vo'vi
Bellefonte Academy
tomorr ow."
"Peg.":—"Do you like tea?"
Ale xander 's orchest ra , which promises
Sa turday , May 17.
Everybody, curiously :—"Why?"
"Bill:* :—"I like the next letter betWyoming Seminary
Away many pleasant surprises in the way of
Billio :—"Peopl e will think you've ter."
entertainment. We are very sure this dani fools if you go around with them
Wednesday, May 21.
drmco will lie a success if all the Jun - shut."
Ho -.— "This coffee tastes like mini !"
Stroudsburg Normal
At Home iors cooperate nnd w.'llingly nssist the
She :—"Well , it was ground this
Saturday , May 24.
committees in charge for without coAn
OTe
to
tlio
"Cow
Bell.
"
morning.
"
Wyoming Seminary
At Home 1 operation we can do nothing.
Wake me not in mournful numbers,
From my cozy, comfy, dreams ;
Wednesday, May 28.
Studes passing remarks while cross»¦' ••• tlw > soul is warm with slumbers. Ing the campus :
Susrjuehanna Univ
At Home
"Ode to 'Bloom'."
a "rl the radiators have not yet steam.
1st Stude .-— "I'll bet his mother
Friday, May 30.
She lived In Hloom, and few that know
doesn 't know he's out. 1'
?Sliipponsbur g Normal
Away
Teacher :—-"Explain the Spoils Sys- 2nd Stude :—"I'll bet Dr. Pike
Where she chanced to bo,
Saturday, May 31.
tem."
doesn't know he's out."
But I' ve some inside dope, and so
Stude :— "Andrew Jackson took so
Alumni
At Homo Toe bee ! tee bee ! tee hoe !
manv men out of office it spoiled the .Tr :—"Say, there isn't to bo any Junsystem.
;ior da nce. "
"
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ALUMNI NOTK S
Life is Like a Deck if Cards.
Sr.
:—"Why
not?"
Last Friday morning, in Chapol , Dr. When your in love it 's hearts.
Don 't lot the hnir of your head heat Jr. :—"Oh , we'ro going to take the
KIcmor
introduced
Superintendent Wh en you 're enga ged
you to it in coming out on top.
I"i0,000 and buy tho campus."
it'
s
diamonds.
Houck, 10 ,.to tho students.
Mr.
ITouck
in Superintendent of
tho Wh en you 're married it' s clubs.
Tonchov.—'Vlvc n synopsis of the Miss Hundley walking back of two
When you 're dead It' s spndos.
Schools at Berwick, Pa.
'TTunoMwk of Notre Dame."
/j lrls carrying pitch pipes overheard
Miss Hilda Brezeo, '23, of PJfctston ,
Aphu ning Rtudo :—"It deals with tho i m e girl say : "Oil , where is sol ?" The
Pa,, was the guest of Miss Esther
"What: did you say to tho Don n when fife of n cripple at college ."
, >Ui ei% girl remarked sho gnossod it was
'
Jones over last week-end.
you were fired , ?"
I
j i en no of "the lost chord. " Miss HundMiss Henrietta Ithond.es, '22, is "I congratulated tlio school on turn- ' """vf siro 's the ligh t of love,
l ey remarked that Nho guessed it was
touching nt Forty-Fort , Pa.
I Ing out such fine men."
Marria ge Is tho gns Nil,
( i cane of tlio lost: soul.
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