JUNIOR HIGH SCHOO L ACTIVITIES
Members of the Junior High School
are planning to launch a Clean Up
Campaign in tin near future. They ask
the cooperation of the other members
of the Normal School in their attempt
to keep the campus and halls free from
waste paper.
Ktvdents of the Junior High School
have drafted a City Charter which has
met with the approval of their teachers The form of government provided
f:ir in the Charter is similar to that
now used in the most modern cities.
The Charter will soon he subjec ted to
th e vote of the Junior High School citizens.
The Juni or High School Home Arts
Club is active. It has been said that
the twelve boy members are especially
interested in the construction and consumption of pies.
If yon are interested- in scale drawing's don't fail to see those made by the
7A2 Mathematics Class. They have
made excellent drawings of the Junior
High School to the scale of one inch
to eight feet.

A TRIP THROUGH THE METROPOLIS

Some very noted personages, repre- chair?.
senting members of the basket ball
'Are you ready for the tooth-picksV"
suutul tof B. S. N. S. celebrated the re- asked Eva Z.
turn of thei r second childhood by trav'•Eva is it "nes)*-ary" for you to
eling thr u thick and thin snow, to the feel so •molan'eholyV"
(Are those
Hlustrous metropolis of Light Street. words English ?" asked Miss Curry.
The most notable features which
Miss M. Munro was presented with
were enacted on the journey toward the a. bouquet of celery. Voluntary quiets
destination were the "ligh t and airy " ness ensued at seven o'clock. It was
dancing (not singing) of the Misses "ness-a ry" to have a bell run. (EviLannon and Bolles who tried to find
¦nit whether or not they were heavier dently the gang was too full to talk).
Ice Cream was then served and many
than the snow. This was followed by
delicious
(?)
were coma clog by Miss Munroe who lost her pounded. For concoctions
receipts
of
same
see tho
rnlihPF nnd hirod a detective to trail
Misses
Munro
and
Miss
Perner.
When
them. Next was the impersonation of
the
mints
and
fruit
were
served
pocka horse by Marion U., whom Miss Edets
were
no
longer
used
as
ornaments.
na Munroe tried to imitate but got her
In fact some found they did not have
feet twisted up in the gallops.
a sufficient number.
With difficulty
On arriving at the hotel we fount! everyone crawled out of the dining
the Susquehanna gently flowing in room and flopped on the first available
fron t of it impeding our progress. seat. (In most instances, the floor).
Several note-worthy broadpipes fol"Did Miss Mason exercise after eatlowed, Miss Mason starring by coming
ing?"
Ask her, she knows.
nearest the water.
The remainder of the evening was
Upon ent ring the hotel we made spent in dancing. Instrumental selecDr. Beirmnn Commander of the Val- vurselves at home. Since children were tions and songs were- rendered by the
ley of Bloomsburg Post of the American not allowed to ues the piano, they am- Agony Quartette, with Miss Edna
Legion addressed the Junior High ,used themselves by playing the phon- Munro as soloist , and assisted by the
^ ehool Assembly on Friday. He an- '»graph. Their favorite selection being Sympathy Chorus. Miss Perner was
nounced the condition under which the Cohen on the Telephone. " The faculty besid" herself at the piano, while Miss
Legion Medal may be won. It is to be V>ing unable to read the sign monopol- M. Munro acted as the pitchpipe.
Mvosented to the Eighth Grade boy or i zed the piano by trying to produce har- As soon as our food was sufficiently
-irl who ranks highest, in the estima- monious dischords which were crown- digested to insure comfortable walkMfn of his follow students and teachers , ed into silence by the ringing of the ing, we wended our way toward the
'n scholastic attainments, sports, man- dinner bell.
famous li'ills of learning.
hood, and character. It is probable
A mad rush to the dining room folThough free from incidents the road
tbnt the Women's Auxiliary of the lowed featuring Miss Ednn Munro's home was ful l of "non-legato" ruts ,
Legion will present a similar medal foi* falling thru the doorsill. (She musta which took advantage of our not being
the E'ghth Grade girls.
boon Hungry). A brief silence follow- able to see tripping us as we gaily
ed in order that the plates might be went, along.
filled to capacity. (No difficulty 't all).
Arriving safelyi at the dear old norA call was sent in for extensions for mal, wo bega n to look forward to the
HISTORICAL PICTURES TO BE
the plates.
time whon such worthy incidents shall
SHOWN IN TOWN.
The main constituen ts of tlio mon l come to pass.
wore chicken and wa ffles, to which all
Those in attendance were : Misses Eddid
full
justice—especially
the
faculty.
na
Munro . Mnry Munro Antoinette
A group of Historical Dramas entitmany
"How
you
waffles
did
ent.
Miss
Power.
Lesta Curry, Pearl Mason, Isproled tin "Chronicles of America, "
Munro?
"
rhol
nnd
Charlotte Ferguson , Misses
Inc.,
with
duced by the Pathe Exchange,
tht» aid of the Yale University Press, "Snap ! What was that? " (Ask Bet- Evans , Ulrlcli. Jones, Partridge, Ferrv, Zndi-tt Enanimn , Johnston , Zearwill be shown in this town in the near ty Davis, she knows) .
Lnnnon ,
future at the New Columbia Theatre. Why did Miss Pernev stretch be- foss. Davis, Woodworth,
Professor Fox, of Yale University, tween courses nnd the gnng sert strnnge Bolles, Geary, Barclay Gower, Kellam
states that a great deal of research Miings when "Izzy " walked around the nnd La u ra and Ruth Stevens.
*
work has been done to Insure historica l
The distance between two points, or
Thursday evening. February 28th
neeurncy .
Th"se pictures are creating an enor- two places should be the same at all nine Normal students went to the Trhv
i us amount of interest in the subje ct times , We have noticed however, that 'ty Methodist Episcopal Ohurch of
of America n History ..wherever they are the distance between school and homo Danville with a group of young pooplu
being shown and tho people of Blooms- is several miles longer than the dis- from tho Bloomslmrg Methodist Church.
burg should take advantage of this op- tance between hom'» nnd school.
The Normal Htudonts were called on
portunity to seo films that are of such
The "Good Book" tells us to love by tho pastor to give a selection. Those
worth nnd merit.
oacb other. We know the faculty do who participated were : Frances Hahn,
not bellovo it especially the Librarians. Mao ParrlRh , Nadine Rice, Kathorlno
Wo hnve b"on noticing the heavy fogs Shlpman , Grotchen Culver, Grace Hnrth
at hnng about tho campus every Frl- los, Ellon Phoney. Edith 0. Harris and
Don't miss tho social hour on Sundny, You will bo pleased with the do 'lny. Upon investigation nowovov we Elinor "Bebo" Daniels. Mr. Daniel s
ilrl itful informal ntmosphero and tho d' Hrovovod It wasn't fog—only the girls onjoyort his superior position nR escort
doing tholr wookly cleaning.
for the eigh t fflvls. "Chnporono. "
charming muwlonl pvogrnm.

CHAPEL NOTES.
On Monday, February 25, we had
the opportunity of hearing Mr. Wyer
give a lecture on "The Fuel, Power and
Light Situation in the United States."
Mr. Wyer is identified with the Smithsonian Institution of Washington, D.
C. and is employed by the federal government as a consulting engineer. He
told some startling, as well as some
very interesting, facts concerning this
subj ect, illustrating his talk with
charts, pictures and drawings. A few
of the interesting things which he told
us were, that through the energy derived from burning fuel, each family
in the United States has an equivalent
of 120 gerotntg, on the average. Tho
greatest industrial changes have come
during the last eighty; years, and the
sum total of these changes is very
much greater than those in all the pre
ceding years in history. The home has
not advanced as much as the indus
trial work, since it is about fifty yer rs
behind. If all the miners in the world
stopped working we would be cast into
intense confusion and agony , so great
is our dependence upon the coal which
they mine. He also explained and illustrated how we can obtain still more
power and energy from the supply of
coal, gas and water which we have ot
our command.
During the chapel period on Friday
we had the pleasure of seeing and
hearing Dr. Fisher, who was principal
of this institution the three years preceding this one, and who is now principal of Bellingham State Normal
School in Washington state He came
as far east as Chicago to attend a convention of normal school principals and
school superintendents held there, and
is now touring parts of the United
States and Canada to visit the foremost normal schools of these countries.
We indeed feel honored that he rates
Bloomsburg as one of the best in the
United States, and that He has high
hopes for her future.
Dr. Fisher entertanied us by telling
of the country in which he is now
milking his home nnd the normal school
of which lie is tho head. If his plans
ar e carried out, we are sure that he
will make It indeed a very wonderful
institution. Pie also brough t us greetings from Bellingham, and invited us
to come out nnd visit him.
The teas arc proving a great success,
as can be seen by the large attendance
and tho Interest shown. On Thursday
lnst the D's nnd E's wero enterta ined
on Thursday all tho F's and G's. A
group of three seniors assisted Mis*
Klngman In pouring and in receiving
her guests,

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Now once aga in the table 's t urne d
We men can tak e a rest.
You girls may try your hand awhile
We know you'll do your best.
But girls we ask one favor small ,
Wh en you girl s "do your stuff. "
We beg and pray to one and all,
Oh! plense don 't tr eat us rou gh .

BLOOM-IN-NEYVS.

Published weekly during the school yea r hy Iho Blooinsbur g Slflto Normal School in the interests of the studen t s, faculty, alumni and tho school in
general.
Editor-i n-Chief
\VnUov V. l^mingev.
Assistant Editor
Lola ml Bennett.
Business Manager
J. Norman Marshall.
Assistant Business Manager
:
Joseph Duga n
Literary Editor
Evelyn O. R obbin*.
Sporting Editor
i
Wlllki m Toole.
Aliimn! Rditwr
Dora Wilson
Personal and Social Editor
Jean Lacoo.
Humor Editor
M ary Curtiss.
SENIOR CLASS REPORTERS.
Dorothy Peterson
Katli orine Kin g
'
Clare Lowonberg
Helen Jones
JUNIOR CLASS REPORTERS.
Ruth Walpor
Anthony Beshel
FACULTY ADVISORY COMMITTEE.
Mi ss Helen Bahb
Miss Edna Monroe
S. L. Wilson
The Blooin-In-Ne\vs Stan* invit es members of. tho Alumni or any one interested in the school to contribute notes of interest.
Subscription price $ .HO per semest er , for resident students ; $ .75 p«r
semester for members of the Alumni.
Ofli ce Room, 370 Main Buildin g, B. S. N. S.. Blooni sburg. Pa.
Ente red as second class matter , Feb. 10, 1024 , at the Post Ollice. Bloomsbiirg, Po\

FOR WARD

Tim e and time again we ha ve heard from tho lips of our Principal and
others, of tho progress that is being made by the Bloomsburg State Normal
School.
We have seon the '"Civic Lea gue" in stalled in the Junior High School for
the purpose of .self government in that department. We are aware of the
"honor system" that is being intr oduced among the girls of this institution.
Furthremore , we know that the girls are conducting a plan of self government.
We might mention many other tilings to show the progressive spirit that
has, and does at the present t ime prevail in the Bloomsburg State Norm al
School. But this is not necessary. Surely enough has been said to convince
th o men students of this institut ion of our laxity of progressive spirit and initiative will regard to mutters concerning ourselves. Surely we cannot hut
feel behind the times when we know that of the six leading Normal Schools in
the State of Pennsylvania Bloomsburg is the only one in which the men stuents do not have student government
Are we to conclude that our capacities for governing ourselves are inferior to those possessed by the students of other institutions? Furthermore , are
we to consider our qualities of leadership «is inferior to, or of a lower grade
th an those of the women students of the institution V If we do, then we certainly are trainiug for the wrong profession, for we are expected to go out into
the world as teachers and leaders of communities. How can we expect to lead
others if we are not capable of governing ourselves while we are here?
But this is not the case. If we are to believe the remarks of men aii'l
women, engaged in cducationiil work who have visited our school , we must
conclude that the students of this school possess the qualities of leadership necessary for character buildin g .
Again , if we are to acquire methods of leading and guiding others, what
better trainin g can we receive tha n that of guiding and governing ourselves
while we are here ?
When some people hear th e words ''Student Government, " they are inclined to think of ft as a government by the students entered upon for the purpose
of obtaining privileges. If this were its only function it. may not he conducive
to proper school work and some would not reap the full benefits th«t can be
had from their training.
This is the wrong impression. A Student government Is a government of
the students , by the students, for the students ; it is a banding together of
the students for the purpo se of adopting, and enforcing, rules and regulations
which shall be bot h beneficial and helpful to them in their quest for education ; it: is placing directly upon each student , the responsibility of self government , and of conducting himself in a manner that Is in harmony with the
ideals of a good citizen,
What better plan can be; found to grudo a man In citizenship thnn to see
how he can govern himself? What bettor way of findin g his attitude toward
"civic responsibility , " and "dependability, " thnn to observe how a man can accept tho responsibility of governing himself?
I believe enough has boon said to show why wo should have Student government In our dormitory. The next question Is , how onn we establ ish Student government In this domitory ? I would suggest this plan : First, obtain
permission from our Principa l to cull a mootin g of all men students living In
tho dormitory . Let thorn approve the rules now In force In the buil ding, adopt
Onntlnund on Pu go ft

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I hem in the form of a constitution and by-laws, formulate and adopt others
which slinll ho of benefit to us. Then submit them to our Principal for approve 1. Have him and a connniUcc of students set « fixed punishment for the
viol ation of each rule. When this is done, you have established a bnsis for
srJf-govcnuneni. The nex t step would be for the students to elect a council
of throe j uniors, three seniors , which council shall be presided over by a senior , who shall be approved by the Principal , and whose dutyi it will be to enforce the laws that have been adopted by the students themselves. In this
manner , when a student is guilty of a violation of a rule, sentence automatic
ally takes place.
.Surely the fairness of this plan cannot be questioned by the students inasmuch as the council when pronouncing a sentence would only be enforcing the
rules of the students themselves have formed and adopted. It also places
the stud ents on their honor to respect and enforce those law.* I believe that
sell!government would increase cooperation between the students and the faculty . Tim problems of self-government would increase our initiative, and in
the end will have developed in us those characteristics of "civic responsibility "
:ind "depend ability " that are expected of us.
Tins article was not written because of any dislike of the present form of
government in our dormitory. Neither is it a biased opinion of a few, but is
the attitude of practically every student on fourth floor. In general we are
satisfied with our dorm life , our officials , and our rules and regulations. But
we do feel th-it w ecan achieve greater possibilities if . we are allowed to govern ourselves as we have been doing in this democratic nation. We believe
that the lack of self-government here deprives us of the opportunity of practicing civic responsibility and developing the qualities of leadership.'
The time is ripe to introduce Student government in the boy 's dormitory.
We would like to hea r the views of our Principal, Dr. Hfemer. on this subject.

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ALUMNI NOTES.
WITH THE VARSITY.
Miss Hild a M. Cloherty, '23, is a
ings Now On Display
substitute teacher in the Public Schools
Every week-end during the present
Jit Seranton , Pa.
Basket-ball season our team has been
Mrs. Oscar Byrely. formerly Miss credited with two victories. Last week
Fava U. Bingaman . '23, is teaching in we had two games and as usual won
|the Grammar School at Dalmatia , Pa. both ,
the players fattening their scorMiss Knthoryn F. Harder, '23 , is ing column at the expense of Altoona
apprentice and Dickinson Seininaryu
teaching at Chester, Pa.
Mrs. James Ferbe. formerly Miss On Friday night in the Normal gym
Thelmn Deppen, 'IS. is Assistant Prin- our boys completely bewildered the
Correct Apparel
cipal of tho Dalmatia High School at Altoona team and when the smoke of
battle had cleared we were on the long
Dnhnntia , Pa.
end of a 50-15 score.
Ml> « Christine F. Smith, '23, is teachOn Sa turday night the teachers inFor Women
ing at Chester , Pa.
vaded Williamsiiort and for the second
I Miss Frances R. Kceler , '23, is time in as many weeks conquered the
touching at. Kingston , Pa.
fast Dickinson quintette of that place.
GOM E IN A ND SEE US
Mrs. Raymond Getty, formerly Miss Tho score was 32-15.
Grace Sheets, '39 is teaching at Hunt- The coming weelo-cnd finds the Noringdon , Pa.
mal team facing the hardest of the year.
Miss Helen E. Campbell , '23, la On Friday nigh t we nxoet the Bellefonte
PERSONAL MENTION.
teachin g at Pine Grove, Pa.
Academy team at home and on SaturMiss Mary D. Mensch , '23, is teaching day night our old rivals Wyoming will
come down here to try to atone for the
at Lowistown. Pa.
F. P. PURSEL
We regret very much, that Miss
Miss Josephine Allison , '19, is teach- defea t handed them by Normal earlier Jenkyn has had to be in the hospital as
in the season. Bellefonte is tho only
Market Square s Bloomsb ur g ing at Camden , N. J.
tea m that has conquered Normal thus the result of a broken arm caused by a
Miss Margaret Rinavd , '18. is teaching far this season , but unless we miss our fall while skiing.
Thursday she resi t Cnmden, N. J.
feeling much betthe
Normal
to
guess Old Normal is due to have sweet turned
hope that very
sincerely;
,
formerly
•
Miss
all
Mrs. A. 0 Hanson
revenge on Friday night and also to ter. We
recovered and
fully
,
will
be
Monroe,
is
a
student
at
'23
soon
she
Madeline A.
hi ke Sem into camp on Saturday night.
After School
us.
among
back
Columbia University.
Miss Lois Dodson , '23. is teaching at
"P eg " Woodring was hurt while coastWilkes-Bnrre , Pa.
SOCIAL.
Ing, but Is greatly improved. She was
Hours Visit
,
!r
a
substiTuffy
'23.
Miss Celln It.
one of tho merry makers on fourth floor
Schools
at
tute teacher in tho Public
On Fridnyi evening, February 29, the and we miss her for she has gone homy
Nownton , Pn.
Basket Ball Varsity played the Alumni. to recover,
Miss Eva Morgan , '21, is teaching ut The Normal defeated the Alumni to tho Professor Bakeless has been ill at
Scrimton , Pa.
tune of 30-22. Following tho game the his home.
Ayors,
has
'23,
as well as many of our Mary Keating, Mum Miller and ArChin-lotto
R.
students,
Miss
charge of tho High School Library at friends , enjoyed dancing, tho music be- ininta Howoll spent tho week-end at
Ablngdon , Pa. Ablngdon is a short dis- ing furnished by Alexander's Or- their homes.
JACK GEISTURLE
tance from Philadelphia Pn. Miss Ay- chestra .
ors visited B. S. N. S. last week.
Many beautiful and attractive gowns Tho school attempted to show Its
Miss Morion L. George, '23, is teach- were worn by tho girls, with green sympathy for Carl Bloso in his time of
ing nt Scrnnton , Pa.
and black being tho predominating col- trouble by sending Daniel Smith and
Elmer Daniels as Normal representaMr. Archie L. Litwhllor, '23, is ors.
mothor 's funeral.
In Roys' Studio
teaching at Seranton, Pa.
Ice Cream * was served at an approp- tives nt his
Hnfol d C. "Chippy " Morga n '23, i* riate hour and an onjoynbl o time wns Miss Margaret Sneddon spent the '
week-end with relatives In Berwick.
had by nil.
teaching at Niititlooko, Vn,
124 East Main Street

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.Tynx: ''This dorm is haunted. "
Henninger : "How is that?"
Jynx : "I just saw my suit, your hat.
Shriek' s gol:;shes, Lerda 's wa tch and
our collar and tie go out. "

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There was a young lady named Eve
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j
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COMING EVENTS.
The free Chapel period on Monday .
March tenth , will be in charge of the
English Department. The Junior High
School have been invited as guests. A
story program of "Joel Cluiiidler Harris and His Uncle Remus Stories," ha s
been prepared by Miss Kready . Miss
Lillian Kestcr will preside. The following students will participate : Leland Bennett , Norman Marshall, Melba
Davis, Edison Harris, Kathryu Castles,
William Toolo , Alice Willi ams, Dorothy Peterson , Eli zabeth Sieber , Marion
TJlricb , Margaret Einmitt and Everett
•Tameison. The dramatizati on of ft
scene from "Little Mr. Tliimblefinger"
will bo given by Louis Durbin , Kathryn Price, Kathr yn Castles and Anna
Daughevty, Mr. Keller , of the Art Department , has very generously cooperated with tho students in working up
the setting for the dramatizati on.
The mooting of the Y. W. C. A. this
evening to bo very important. There
will be election of officers and members
of the cabinet for next year, so it is
very necessary that nil association
members bo present. Those nominated for the various offices are :
President—Nadlne Rice, Ruth Owens,
V. Pros.—Clara Martin , Margaret
Griffiths.
Secretary—Kathryn Prico, Elizabeth
Davlson.
Treasurer—Gladys Morga n , Pearl
Itartol.
Ass 'I;. Treas.—Jennie .Tones.
TJnrtergrnduato Representative—Joan
Lacoo and Grotchon Culver.

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HIT

A TRUER LOVE AT HOME.
I want no signorit a.
To bind inn in lo w again.
To seek for stranger lips to kiss,
Weiv time employed in vain.
.So then in search of Cupid.
For I have a butter , sweeter love,
Xo more tho ea rt h I'll roa m ,
A. tr uer love at homo.
Chorus.

COMING SOON

The Great Big Feature

"The Covered Wagon"

1st Derrick : (tuning uke) Is this a nj
ij Kathryn McMennimen : And will I bo
E-siring?
2nd Derrick: I don 't know, I can 't ;able to play the piano when my hand
tell the difference between the he's and heals?
'
Doctor: Certainly.
she's.
Kathry n Me. : That is great , I never
Turner : Where were you and Lou?
could
before.
Lenin : Looking around in the library.
Turner : Did you see everything?
Lerda : Yes, she was in there.
ARE WE GOO F) CITIZENS?
As Shakespeare would say to his food :
"Hubble , bubble, foil and trouble. "
"I'd a hoe "' said Ida from Idaha, We growl because we do not have
All things we think we need ;
"but I think Nantucket. "
"Al:is. " said a lass from Alaska , "I'll We 'd like some grills, more irons too,
Deserve we them, indeed ?
;sk her. "

Littl: > words of guessing,
I 'd rather live serene and still
Lit tle words of bluff ,
Upon some lonely peaceful hill ,
Always make the teacher :
Thii n bend me to a not hers will.
"Sit down , that's enough ."
And be a slave to kiss the han d of any
The shades of nigh t were falling fast ,
for eign Jill ,
As down the street a flivver passed,
For I know it was best for me ,
A boy was crouched upon the wheel,
This sid e of the deep blue sen.
lie st ruck a pig and made it squeal ,
With my sweeter truer love ,
The
wind it tore nwnj 'i the top, When !
A truer love at home.
'Hound the corner came n cop,
He thought the Ford he ought to stop.
"Heneath these stones—
In other days I went abroad ,
fie re lie the bones
I hoped a love to find ,
Of John Henry Tecumsnh Drop,
Among the beauties of the South ,
A little Ford ho tried to stop.
Tlinl: would be warm and kind.
May lie rest in pieces*."
Hut ; foreign dnnu's li re ill to please,
And I was soon resigned
Mike Heshel : Miss Moore, why did n't
For I have a bet ter, sweeter love,
you
let: me sing "The Bumblebee?"'
A truer love at home.
Miss Moore : "That's tho time you got
slung. "
A. B. lilack.
Miss Kingman and the members of
the cabinet spent a grea t deal of time in
making these n ominations , so It is
hop '.'d that tho girls will also do their
best, by coining out: to the mootin g and
voting for their new officers, Lot's
make this a rousing good meeting !

International News

We waste tho things we have, you see
We turn not off the switches,
The lights burn in the halls all day,
To keep away the witches.
Our lights are our alarm clocks,
They wake us up at dawn.
We rouse and then we sleep again ,
The lights burn on nnd on.
Do you, tho students of this sehool
Think this fair and square?
To waste, when there's no need for it.
And think you badly fare ?
"Kill A. Watt. "

Some Interestin g History .
George Lewis : "Oneo upon u time
there was a little lioyi named Gcorgo
Wa shington. Ills father waf.
Prof, Balceless : "It you don 't study, Abraham Lincoln. "
I'll be tempted to give fin exam. "
Margaret "Red" Jones : "Yiold not
Teacher : "What did tho bears do to
to temptation.
tho elephant?"
HuhIi little seniors ,
Jack : "Oil ! Tho elephant went back
Don 't be bold,
to the zoo before tho hears eamo home.
You 're only juniors
He was far too clover for them. " (A
One you r old.
i
com ing orator).