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DRAMATIC CLUB
PLAYS GIVEN

COMING EVENTS
AT THE NORMAL

A LETTER TO MY ALARM CLOCK.
REPORT OF THE COMMITTEE ON
My Dearest Morning "Glory?"
CITIZENSHIP.
I suppose since I am turning to the
We recommend the adoption of the
vocation of school tea ching I should
following plan in order that a letter
restrain my outbursts of passion by,
grade in Citizenship may he secured
dearest, I love thee "still." In fact I
and recorded each semester for each
love thee so still that I may turn over
s.udent in th e Bloomsburg State Norand enj oy another hour's sleep before
mal
School.
,
Thursda .v nigiu , February 21, tin:
I am compelled to crawl out of my
1.
The
whole
Senior
class
shall
lie
will
be
morning,
March
3rd,
Monday
class iii Amateur Dranmtivs presented ' (I vided among the teachers of Seniors,
warm
bed to shut the window. My
the
by
members
of
to music
tnree inheres.ing one-act plays to the th us making each teacher a faculty ad devotedDepartment.
affections
for thee are so great that I
program
will
Music
The
public, '± ho lhsl was .t comedy drama viser to
could
clutch
thee every morning and
gro
up
of
approximated
,
piano,
and
vocal
numincl
ude
violin
a
i..y Zcna (inie entitled "Neighbor s." twenty students.
throw
thee
to
the farthest end of my
of
engroup
bers,
with
a
conclude
and
The seemwas hud in (ho living room
bedroom.
1
2.
The
same
plan
shall
he
used
in
by;
the
Mixed
semble
numbers
given
of Alis Abel. Tne cast of characters ^portioning th e Juniors among the Chorus,
under the direction of Miss Thou art the stay, the guide of my
a\ as as_ f..Lo ws :
teachers
of
that
class.
Perner.
The members of the Chorus very life and but for thee life would
Evelyn Uobhin. . 3. The faculty adviser shall he reGrandma
Soprano—Ruth
Beaver, Mary not be worth living because Bloomsare
:
Ahce Lumberc sponsible for securing a letter grade
Aiis' Auei
Lynn
Evelyn
Bobbins, burg State Normal School would cease
Bom
Ann
a
,
boy.
Ezra Williams
Joseph Siesko in Citizenship for each member of his
Ann a to consider me one of her students.
Phebey,
,
Ellen
Effie
Wasenda
Peter
Earl T. Farley group. This grade sllftli be handed in
Thy guiding hands point the way to .
,
Bronwen
Rees,
Bryant
Rachel
Bolles,
i)ori»thy Johns
Inez
meals and to classes. My dear, thou
to
the
office
of
the
Dean
of
Instruction
Polya.
Alto—
,
Mary
Leono
re
Hart
Pauline L..toi c at the close of each semester.
Mis' Elnura Aii.ran
art
so open-faced about everything that
MargMildred
Housex,
Edith
Evans,
,
Anna Dougherty
Mis' Trot
I
can't
help but grow fonder of thee
4.
This
grade
shall
be
based
upon
Althea
Mervyn
Norton,
aret
Jones,
Mis' Carry; Ellsworth _ Thelnni Hulbert the following points:
every
minute—when
the minutes point
Bullock
.
Tenor—Leland
Bennett,
The stc.nd was "The Case of Mrs.
toward
meal-time
!
I.
Attendance
at
Auditorium
ExDohl.
Paul
Carl
Blose,
Frank
Birch,
Kantsey Know, " a society satire by
Oh! Thy* voice—how appealing !
ercis'.'s.
Edison Harris, Joseph Dugan, Louis
Myra William s Jurreh. The living
How
I love thee for it when my travII.
Dependability.
,
,
Seeley
Daniel
Smith.
Ze
c
k
Leslie
room of Mrs. Kantseyknow was the
eling-bag
is packed ready for me to
place,
In
right
on
time,
rea,
Norman
Marshall,
Bass—Peter
Jaftin
play.
.scene of th e
The cist follows :
grab
;
how
I hate thee for it when my
dy
for
action.
Michael
Kushma,
JosJoseph
Siesko,
Mrs. K..ntsey Know
Sara Sniull
books
are
stacked
up ready for me to
give
Seeks
to
honest
impreseph
Barrow.
Broscious,
S.
W.
Mrs. Douwitt Kowe Orphan Hurdlings
drag
to
class-room
after class-room !
sions.
Katlirj n MeXIenn men
Elaine Know
Yes,
thy
at
times
voice
is so appealing
Industrious.
15ea Chuinnie
Charles Yost
The
High
School
Basket-Bali that I wish thee on some
far off
Persevering.
Billy Kno w
William Lettern1a.11 III. Civi c responsibility .
Tournament scheduled for the Normal cert state where excellent voices conare
ltuthie Kn ow
Draza Brand j
•ryinmisiu m on March 21 22, promises appreciated. Thy tick—how soothing
Consideration
for
the
rights
2»iio. KakUL Wiighi J Mary Eisenhower :
to be the best that has ever been at- when I'm lying in bed after "lights
of others.
Mrs. Lceshur Lee
Burdella Paul I
tempted
here. This year will find out" but how aggravating when I'm
Cooperation in enforcing reg- eight teams
Mrs. Tender Lee .'
Anna Jones
battling for supremacy, counting the seconds in beastly intelulations.
The third play wa s "A Likely Story "
instead
of
six
in previous meets. ligence tests.
Measures up to his personal Judging from theasrecords
a farce by William Dean Howells. i
of the teams Darling I have great hopes in thee.
official responsibilities. that will compete next month
The scene was laid in the breakfast The Above and
the win- I feel sure that thou wilt make thy
Report Was Adopted and ner of the coming tournament
room of the Campbell cottage. The
may mark in the world—on the ash-pile in
is Now in Force.
following compriseu the cast :
rgihtfully claim the honors of North the backyard .
Willis Campbell
Leland Bennett
Eastern Pennsylvania.
Your devoted servant,
Mra Willis Ca mpbell
Kaihryn Price
While wo are not definitely certain,
PERSONALS.
for I love thee "still."
Jane , the Aiaid
Lucy Barkley
it if) highly probable that the followby Elizabeth Sieber.
Mr. Welling
Ediso n Harris
ing teams will compete :
pressWe have discovered another "
Miss Rice
Gotlm Waples
Wilkcs-Barrc High.
AUDITORIUM EXERCISES.
Miss Ureemvay
Pearl Itndcl ing " room (not the parlor), the hall in
Kingston High .
The
Monday morning auditorium
f ront of the mail box , just after the
Hanover High.
period last week, February 18,. was in
mail is in. Some of our very little girls
Newport High.
charge of the Seniors. Ellas Morgan,
ike "Ited" Jones and Kitty McMeuniBerwick High.
president
of the Senior class., acted as
WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY . inen . are usually picked up after the
Bloomsburg High.
chairman. Miss Katherine Fear dirush
moves
away.
OBSERVED.
Treverton High.
rected the singing, with Miss Marjorie
is_ interesting as well as amusing
Shenundoah High .
A few patriotically-minded souls to Itwafch
McHenvy
at the piano. The progra m
the male members "f our
gathered in the Auditorium on the af- school struggle
At n la ter date wo shall publish full for the period was in honor of the
with
dn
uclng.
We
ternoon of Washington 's Birthday.
the coming memory of America 's three greatest
latolji acquired "Jerry " and particulars regarding
They listened to nil interesting ad- have
Tournament.
presidents and statesmen : George
Matos
.
dress by Dr. Iiieiuer and then particiWashington , Abraham Lincoln and
. Farley must be congratulated on
pated in an informal discussion , Tim hisMrdramatic
Woodrow Wilson. It was as follows :
! Our deep apcentral thought was that , in order to preciation wasability
Washington in our Schools and
JUNIOR
HIGH
SCHOOL
MEETS
shown
by
the
beautiful
prevent war, statues or monuments bouquet with
Colleges—Joseph
Siesko.
TUESDAY, FEB. 19.
the pink tulle.
must, be emoted and streets must be
Washington
President
's Receptions—
.
j
udge
vnmiersuce
and
Associate
Just notice how our annex waiter.
named , to glorify peace rather than to Dugn
Myvimwy James (Billy),
,
Judge
Bittenbendor
held
their
first
n
Uoltls
up
the
anxious
line
right
praise war in tho traditional way. If in the middle of the
Washington 's Attitude Toward Formain dining room. sitting of court in Room 0. on Tuesday eign
pence is to be fostered, history in the Is it perhaps a certain
Relation s—Katherino Deckant.
Feb.
19.
during
the
Junior
High
School
liostvess
who
schools must stress tho characters of causes this delay? Is
Tho
Changes of Lincoln—Edlta Ent.
this tho way for open hour. Several violations of Traftho lenders of tho nations, and their om* Pros, to act?
Tho
Perfect
Tribute—Edna Williams.
,
fic Laws wore reported and suitable
contributions of tho nature of conA Brief Survey of Woodro w Wilsentences
were
imposed
when
the
destructive policy, rather than their vicfendants pleaded guilty. Tho conduct son 's Life—Raymond Wertman.
tories nnd their milita ry tactics .
J UNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
of both officers and citizens showed
During tho auditorium period on
clear understanding and respect for
ASSEMBLIES.
Friday
the seventh grade pupils of tho ,
the Ihws of their self-constituted' city.
GIRLS!
Training School entertained the Not* ,('
Tho
brief
session
convinced
us
that
Friday, February 15, the Junior tills experiment in
self-government Is mal studonts by singing tho following '
High School observed Lincoln 's Birth- '»olng
selections, accompanied by Miss Kathto
bo
n success.
Another now rule, atldPri to our al- dny with a suitable program. Precederino Fear, and directed by Miss
rpiuly long list. Do not go without a ing tho progra m was a demonstration
Mooi'o :
hat. unless you wish to be put on cam- bv Headquiu'tev's Boy Scov\t Tvoop ol
Song of tho Gondolier—Johnstono.
pus. In other words, always wear n Bloomsburg. Tho boys demonstrated Thove was a holiday on Friday afterForgot-'Rle-Not—rWost.
bill: or some similar hea d covering sem phovo signalling, knot tying, f iro noon , February 22, In harmony with
Tho Twinkle Fairies—Loomls.
when you wish, to walk out—or elso by fri ction, firo by flint nnd steel, first 'he pol icy of tho town schools, In tlio
Grandmother 's Dance—Old English.
¦
hjhmkI n pn vt of your (Inn * In tlio school. nlrl , nnrt signal tower,
••olohrntlon of Washington 's Birthday.
Cradle Sonpr—Brahms.
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STUDENTS!
»
Our Basket-ball season is well under that Basket-ball is, in every sense, just
way and all indica tions point to an- as important as Foo-ball or any other
other successful season. Our Coach is
leaving nothing undon e to keep the bra nch of si>ort. If the boys on the
boys in the best possible condition , and team are allowed to think that we studth e boys themselves are going at their ents are not interested in the success
t ask with a will , so th at we can ask of the team , then they too will lose
for nothing more from that depart- interest mid thereby deprive old Norment.
mal of that honor and glory that a sucBut where is th at beautiful school cessful team brings to any institution.
spirit th at, showed itself in such a com- Th ere , "Let us then be up on doing ;"
mendabre manner during our Foot- let us all turn out to the rest of our
ball season ? It. certainly is too bad home games ; show the boys that we
to send visiting teams away from this are interested in our team and its sucinstitution singing the praises of our cess ; let us arouse that spirit that lies
Ba sket-ball team , and at the same time dormant in the hearts of all and send
wondering how the students could show the tennis that oppose us here at Norso lit.tle interest in such a team.
mal away not only defeated , but also
•Some students are inclined to think deepl y impressed with the spirit shown
slighti ngly of Basket-ball. For the by the students of the Bloomsburg
benefit of those students I wish to say State Norma l School.
SOCIAL NOTES.

WITH THE VARSITY.

Last week end our team added two
The first of a series of tens to be given by Miss Kinsman every Monday more victories to our already long
and Thursday afternoons , from four lis t, defeating Dickinson Seminary on
until six, in her room , occurred on our court by the score of 37-18 on FriThursday February 21st. Miss Dora day night , and on Saturday night runWilson poured. Miss Kingman was ning rough shod over Bethlehem Prep.
assisted in receiving by the Misses Es- at Bethlehem by n 55-7 score. Tho
ther and Gladys Jones. Several mem- Dickinson game was the fastest game
bers of the faculty, mid nil students seen in the Normal Gym this season.
Aside from establishing a long list
whose nnmes begin with A, attended.
Tlu> teas afford n delightful opportun- of decisive victories the Normal boys
ity in which the faculty and the stud- are making a scoring record of which
ent body may come together in an In- they truthfully may bo proud. To date
they have won 13 games, scored (18l»
formal way,
Sunday, immediately after dinner , points , or an average of 58 points per
Over the Post Office
coffee is served by the boys, in the game. The opposing teams have scored
hull ou tside tho gymnasium. Those but 207 points, or on avera ge of 205
social
have already become a points per game. This proves the suMiss Fox : "All en what would you part , ofhours
our
school life. Beautiful periority/ of our team over the lending
1 Ice
to do best of all?"
musical
programs
are the main feature. prop ten nis of this state thnt we have
Allen Brand : "Sell Shoes."
pl ayed.
Miss P.: "And why would you like
Our Junior Varsity Is also establish, . sell shoes?"
ing an enviable record, an account of
A.II011 B.: "Because my daddy has » Jack Shovloss : "I love you. "
which we shall publish in a later issue
uM>ro. "
Miss Azndian: "Well , Jack, why do of this papor.
Miss F.: "He does!"
you love me?"
All en B.: "Yes. Tho Brand Shoe Jncflc S.: "Becauso you do so many
Ella— "That boy looks Uko a sort
Store. "
nice things for us. "
(Woo d Advertisement for the Brand
of
fi sh. "
(A wimple of disinterested love for
Shoe Store ) !
V« tor— "Yon , 1k> a piano tuna ,"
!he Kinder garten) .

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AMBITIONS.

Jerry Fitzputrick : To become collogin to.
Cly Mike Beshel : To prevent Cotner
from attaining his ambition.
Buss, Gallagher & Kane : To have
taui- 'ie in tlie library .
Pete Gallagher : To finish a semester
without a condition.
Gordon Lnubach : To move the Normal School to Espy.
Louis Zeck : That every girl in the
school fall in love with him.
Arthur Jenkins : To rival Zeck.
Joe giesko : To scare the rest of the
hoys into staying away from his girl.
Peto. Sincavuge : To induce all the
girls to send him valentines on Valentine Day.
Jimmy Lawson : To take the title of
•'Sheik'* away from Jamieson.
Frank Broscious : To become the
"pool shark " of tne college.
Bennett & Harris : To make Broadway.
Naj aka : To get a girl.
Sokie : To do Semus McMands out
of a j ob.
Jaftin : To paint a house.
B.ll H.ss : To be a big boy some day.
Sam Oliver : To show the female
species of the Normal what th ey are
missing by neglecting him.
Firpo : To convince Sukas of his
pugilistic ability "nd to acquire "Peg "
Ferry for a sparring partner.
All Boys : ^ o convince the faculty
that we are no longer infants and feel
that we, living in a democratic nation ,
should have some hand in our local
dormitory government.

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POINT OF VIEW .

"EMANON. "

The Rural Club has changed its name
to that of Emnnon * * * j ust try to
tigure out th e significance of its meaning for yourself.
The club Is active. One Frida y
night they sold pop-corn balls at the
Basket-ball game * . * * Firpo had t«»
sweep the gym when the game was
over.
The club expects to give a play in
the nea r future. We can assure you it
will be a success. "B ebe" Daniel's
singing of Chopin 's "Influenza " and
Blose's posing as "Innocence Abroad"
at the last meeting is a sure sign of
rholp ability.
They are nnxious for new members.
Would you like to j oin? If so, hand
yuur name to the president , Miss
Halm. They promise various social
activities such as hikes and parties for
the rest of the semester, which should
he an Inducement to all students.
The club Is very active. The problems discussed nro usually those that
will be met In n country school. Many
suggestions have been made In these
meetings that will help the members
to bo bettor ten oners, nnd to ho more
In sympathy with the movement of today 's educational factors toward belter schools.

ALUMNI NOTES.

Miss Margaret E. Doherty , '23, is a
substitute teacher in the public schools
a t Scranton , Pa.
Miss Robina K. Batey, '23, is teaching- at Plymouth, Pa.
Miss Anna E. Line, '16, assistant
Princi pal in the Custer Street School
at Wilkes-Barre, Pa., recently announced her engagement to Mr. Paul
Bowersox. of Wilkes-Barre.
Miss Hilda D. Becker, '23, is teaching at Taylor, Pa.
Mrs. Thomas Thomas, formerly Miss
Mamie Higgins, '18, is attending the
Park Bible School at Binghamton , N.
Y.
Miss Ernestine A. Hackenberg, '23, Is
teaching at Myerstown, Pa.
Robert Wolf, '23, is attending the
Museum and Industrial Art School at
Philadelphia, Pa.
Miss Kathryn E. Naylis, '23, is
teaching at Edwardsville, Pa.
Miss Mabel Reese, '22, is employed
by Mr. John P. Herring at Trenton, N.
J.
Miss Dilys P. Rowlands, '23, is
teaching at Edwardsville, Pa.
Miss Marth a Lawrence, '22 , is teaching in the Junior High School at
Coatesville, Pa.
Miss Louise A. Davies, '23, is teaching at Edwardsville, Pa.
Rexford J. Noack , '20, is Principal
of the Gouldsboro High . School at
Gouldsboro, Pa.
Miss Oliven James, '23, is teaching
at Edwardsville, Pa.
Miss Elizabeth P. Whitby, '23, is
teaching at Edwardsville, Pa.
Miss Myra L. Trebilcox, '23, is
teaching at Kingston, Pa.
Miss Mary J. Calley, '23, is teaching
at Treverton , Pa.
Miss Ruth A. Carmady, '23, is teaching at Jermyn , Pa.
Miss Gladys C. Brutzman , '23, is a
substitute teacher in the public
schools at Scranton, Pa.
Miss Katherine R. Brace, '23, is
teaching at Shickshinnyi, Pa.
Miss MaVie T. Cabo, '23, is teaching
at Scr a nton , Pa.
Miss Helen E. Sutliff , '23, is a substitute teacher in the public schools at
Harrisburg, Pa.
Miss Elizabeth J. Thomas, '23, is
teaching at Scranton, Pa.
Mrs. Leslie W. Seely, nee Annie M.
Bronson , '23, is employed by the International Correspondence Schools at
Scr a nton , Pa.
Miss Mariam E. Day, '23, is teaching
at Tui lor, Pa.

It must be great to be a Normal Porfessor. Just think of the satisfaction
derived from the showing Normal
Students how little they know.
Quite a wave of sickness had j ust
paused thru the school. We wonder
FASHION NOTES.
if last semester 's marks had anything
to do with it.
collars are worn up.
We are living in a beautiful world. Middy
colors are worn. These
Socks
in
Indeed, Mother Nature 's new white articles of all
clothing
are hand knitted.
gown is a gorgeous creation. But, did
are indeed beautiful in their
you ever try appreciating this world They
greens, oranges, and reds.
while siding down Normal Hill.
A large number of girls who had cut
their long tresses when the bobbed hair
rapo was on , are wearing their hair up.
Members of the Junior High School Many beautfiul and interesting
Art Club nnd the Seniors teaching Art combs arc used. All sizes and shapes
enj oyed a slelgh-rlde and dinner at are worn.
The spring hats aro gorgeous creLight Street on Friday evening.
atlons. We expect to see nanny soon.

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WISE AND OTHERWISE.


IVof. Albert : '•Wha t is a gardener?
I 1> . Sinilli : "A gardener is a ma:
J who raises « few things. "
| 1'rof. A. : "And wh at is a middle
man V"
1>. Smith : "He is a man who raise ;
J everything. "
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Joke Editor : "Are the faculty ml
visors part icular?" **
Edito n in-Chief : "Yes , they r ave ii C
they find a period upside down. "

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—cast includes—
Albert Roscoe Peggy Davis

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Ruth : "Do you like figs?"
Jerry : "Yes. hut I like dates better. "

is a young

Junior

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DIRECTION OF COMER FORD AMUSEMENT CO.

The Home of High Class Pictures
and at Popular Prices

Wed. & Thurs. Feb. 27-28
Added Attraction
Fables & Patlie Review

Miss Hundley,: "What is th e most
popular expression in the English
language ?"
Mr. Patterson : "I don 't kn ow. "
! Miss II. : "Correct. "
Toole ,

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"Bond Boy "

| Miss Moore in music cla ss: "What
. ¦re pausesV"
Louis Zeck : "Th ey grow on eats. "

Th ere

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Fri. and Sat , Feb. 29; Mar. 1
"Penrod and Sam "
Added Attraction
"Columbus " No. 1
INTERNATIONAL NEWS

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Who will surely he leaving this seln .-dl. I
He misses all lessons,
Is late to all sessions
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ALWAYS THE BEST IN COMEDIES AND NOVELT IES
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young
This
handsome
Junior
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Continuous Shows all Week
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Prof, (in Latin)— "Did Caesar win
Tbole.
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that battle?"
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St ucle.— "Of course, Caesur wrote
Tndian Game—All the children.
KINDERGARTEN HAPPENINGS
Prof. Albert : "Tu rn er , what is the the book. "
Pussy Cat Game—All the children. la rgest diamond known ?"
Refreshm ents and giving of ValenA delightful Valentine Tarty was
Turner (sleepily ) : "The ace."
held in the Kindergarten. Tho guests tines to Ev eryone.
Cannibal— "You've got to
quit
were the First Grade Pupils and teachknockin
ers and. the mothers of the Kinder' your neighbors. "
garten children.
Miss Azadian: "Who will be my
Dan S.: "Say, do you know whore I
.Sec. Cannibal— "I notice you roast
Progxam :—
Valentine?"
could get a fashion book of the eigh- a few yourself."
George Lewis : "I will bo."
Welcome to First Grade.
teenth cen t u ry? "
Vlctrola Concert—Minute in G.
Miss A. : "Oh. All right. "
Don. W.: "What do you want that
George Ii. : "Well, if you want me to f o r?"
Story—Miss Fox—About St. Valentine.
be your Valentine go ahead and take
Dan. S.: "Well, my English teacher
She—"I want you to come to our
Valentine Song—Kingergarter Child- me."
wants me to learn something of Wash- Valentine dance with me."
(Giving Miss Azadian a chance ! ington 's style. "
ren—First verso. First Grade ChildHe—"Thanks.
Is it formal , or
This happens to be Leap Year) !
ren—Second verse.
shall I wear my own clothes?"
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lettin g Garfcs our Specialty

"Who was Nero?" asked one student
of another. "Wasn 't he the one that
was always cold ?"
"No , " said the wise one. "that was
Zero, another guy altogether."

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Co.—"Teacher 's pet!"
Ed.—"No. Do they?"

I tliot a (hot , but the thot I thot, was
Dodd : "I am growing a mustache
not
tho thot I thot I thot.—SHACK
you know. "
Frances II. : "Yes, so some one was
tellin g me."
Referee : "Foul, "
Junior: "Where are tho feathers?"
"Yos , Sevilln was born with a silver
Senior : "Sh ! This is a picked
spoon in her mouth. "
team."
Ma rion : "It must have been a tablespoon. "
Hostess : "Sec hero waiter , this knife
Kitty S: "What's become of nil mix* Isn 't clean. "
Waiter : "Sure it is. Why the last
furnitureV"
Grace I t : "It's that little hnblt 01 thin g I saw the cook cut with it was ti
yours of asking people to take n Imr of soap. "
chair. "
Tho more than UNu al lack of Into!*
Ono of tho gang : "Ma y I go out with llge nee of Sr. 110 that morning had
my brothei 1 thin evening?"
gallon under the professor 's skin.
MIhh Klngiua n (quickly) : "How long "Class Is dismissed ," ho said with
h »\vo yon known him '.'"
I'Xiispera iion. "Ploaso do not flap
SIip : "Abou t two weeks , "
voiir cu rs as you go out:. "

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