NORMAL T I M E S
At

VOLUME 1

L
Normal Takes Close One From
the Big Spring Tossers, but
Lose Season's Final
The lid.ys ended the home season on
Wednesday, .Vfai-ch 28, b.y jila.viug a
snappy, heart-disturbiug game -with
Bellefonte, which tlie.y won by a nose,
after the si-ore had been thrice tied, to
the tune of ^d^."!.
The ida.v was unexciting during the
first linlf, Avhi(-h ended 14-(i iu Normal's
favor. The audience was frankly yawning, the cheering had lost all iieji, and
the final score jironiised to be entirely
one-sided.
The second half brought a change.
Herman, who had gone in for Ray, began to get Ids eye ou the basket, and
liefore t h e half was five minutes old
Bellefonte liad tied up the score. Not
nntil then did the Normal team wake
up.
They had been caught sound asleep,
but from that time on there was no
sleep to be had for either team. With
victory in sight, the visitors were playing like Indians. Twice later was the
score tied. The galleries were cheering
so that t h e yells could be heard down
at tlie monument. With one minute and
a half to go the score was 23-2.'5 against
Normal.
The boys responded gallantly. A foul
and a field goal brought tlie score to
26-25, with twenty seconds to go. J u s t
as the timekeeper leaped to his feet to
call the end of tlie game, the referee's
whistle blew. A foul, aud on Normal!
Herman took the ball; poised himself;
shot carefully. The ball flew true to
tlie hooi), it seemed; but n o ! Just a
fraction out of the way, it struck the
hoop at an angle, rolled around and,
slowly, around again; hung undecided
for a lieart-breaking minute; and tlien
drojiped liarinlessly outside.
One more for Normal:
Normal
Bellefonte
Jbircy
f
Fisher
Haney
f
Kay
I{.ydesky
c
Ilarvey
Herbster
g
Emil
MacDonald
g
Waite
.Substitutidns:
Schnit
for
Marcy,
Mari^y for Herbster, Hernian for Kay,
C'arponeta for Fisher. Field goals:
Alarcy, 4; Haney, 1; Schrot, 1; Kydesky,
5; Herman, ~i; Curponeta, 1; Emil, 2.
Foul goals: llauey, 3 of 10; Marcy, 1 of
I ; Kydesky, (I of 1 ; Schi-ot, 0 of 1; Fislicr, 1 of 4 ; lleiinan, S of 14. Keferee,
Ritter.
I'ride goes before a f;ill. The unbe,-if,-ilile .M.-u-ddii and Grey team went
all fhe \v,-iy uii to Warren to bring the
season fo a successful close. They went
too far. The season closed, with adjectives omitted.
(Continued on page S)

Central

State

Normal

School

LOCK HAVEN, PA., APRIL 4, 1923

REVIEW OF 1923
BASKETBALL SEASON
It was a great winter for liasketlin II
at ('. iS. N. S., this winter of 1!I22-2.'J. A
boys' team flint returned victories ten
times In fliirteen starts, and that met
defeat but diice uhen able to put a fullstreugtli team on the fhior, and a girls'
team, niade up in gre.-if ji.-irt of girts
new- to the game of basketliall, fli.-it ]iut
this school liM(-k on the girls' basketball
uui|i affer seyer.-il se.-isdiis' hiy-dff b.v
landing fiiiii- victories in SI.N; tries; w-hat
iDore could a lo.yal Normalite ask J
To fill up the euii of satisfaction for
fhe followers of the Norniars teams,
the ^larooii nnd (irey s;iw defeat but
twice during the entire winter en the
Normal school floor. Renovo slijiped
one over ou the boys, 30-21, obfaiuing
satisfaction for the defeat previously
handed to them at Eeuovo; and the
Kane High girls, iu the opening game
of the season for us, slipped in ahead of
Miss Butler's proteges.
Six members of tlie boys' squad will
receive their letters for the excellent
results of the season. Captain Marcy,
whose playing was a treat to wateli,
who was the strongest player on the
team, if any player is entitled to be
called so; Dawson MacDonald, whose
work at guard, paired off with Marcy,
was the reason so few baskets were

rung up li.y Ndriiiiil's o]i])oiients, whu
fdiiglit fd win ever.y uiduient frdin the
first foot of the referee's whistle to the
last; Steve K.vdesk.y, whose w-iirk at
center sfarted most of the plii.ys that
resulted in Normal scores, ,-ind whose
eagle e.ye and sfead.v hand cdiiverted
UKire chances into si-dres than iin.v ether
niember un the team; Enie.st Sclirdf,
wlieclliorsc in the bo.vs' passing g.-iuie,
and (le))endiilile wlieueyer field goals
were urgently needed; Vic llaue.y,
Schrot's runiiiug iiuite at fdrw.-ird, with
a fairl.y stead.y hand at drdiiiiing them
iu from the field, and a tosser of a mean
foul from the fifteen foot mark—note
in tho scoring table how those fouls
counted up during the season—; and
Albert Eberl.v, nianager of the team and
occasional substitute at guard; these are
the six who are certain to bear the
coveted letter on their jerseys from now
on. To these may be added another,
Chiirles Herbster, who has substituted
in four games at guard, and who, though
by no means a brilliant player, nevertheless put up a plucky, dogged game
that prevented many a score from being tossed that might otliervvise have
turned tlie final result of a close game.
It is believed that his letter will be
(Continued on paee 6)

NUMBER 10

iTHJiEN BREAK
Win Again From Clearfield and
Drop Exciting Game to
Kane Bunch
The girls' yar.sit.y team, iilii.yiug together under handicaps, but full of t h a t
old ('. S. X. S. fight, has ended its season with ;i tri]i iutu fereigu fields, a n d
wifli (-redit fu itself and to the school
it re|ii-esents. Two games w-cre played
(in the trip, the first being lost to K a n e ,
34-14, .-iiid the second wdii from Clearfield, 28-17.
("aiitiiin Neta White went along, liors'
de combat. The liump she received a t
Bellefonte had caused her physician to
debar her from playing. Mildred Erickson also went along under handicaps,
her wrenched knee having only p a r t i a l l y
recovered. She got into p a r t of t h e
games, and handled the ball with her
usual speed and skill, but she was n o t
able to cover the whole center of t h e
floor, as she is accustomed to doing. Despite the absence of its two stars, t h e
team phiyed bang-up basketball.
Injuries and penalties at Kane caused
the team to labor under extra heavy
handicaps. One of the girls said t h a t
she had to rub her eyes to recognize t h e
team, it looked so different. The g a m e
was played under boj's rules, with which
(Continued on pagre 7)

C. S. N. S. BOYS' VARSITY TEAM
Standing, left (o right: Rydesk.y, center; Seltzer, coach; Haney, foi-ward. Seated, left fo r i g h t : Eberl.v, guard jnul
m.-iiiager; Schrot, forward; Marcy, captain, guard; MacDonald, guard; Herbster, gutird

NORMAL

Looking Backward
It was when the flu was spreading
that it happened. Every da.y we had
been hearing about a new victim. Each
of us was expecting to be the next one
to go to the infirniiay, a pleasant enough
place to which to go when one is ill,
but not ,-1 place for which to yearn wlieu
one's health is sfill .-ill that inight be
desired.
We had no desire wdiatever to become ill. If we liad to become ill, it
was our )iarticular desire to become ill
wdth anyfhing buf the tlu. So—we took
everj' diseoyerable precaution. We discussed soleuinl.y fhe value of all suggested preventives. N'Mjionib, Musterole,
quinine, ever.vthing that an.y one mentidu n e used, without moderation.
It was then that fhe rumor began td
siire.-id. Onions! No respectable fbi
germ mingles w-itli fr.-igments of onion,
or even williugl.v goes wliere the.v have
been! In onions there is strength!
It -was Pete wlio produced the onion.
She said that Kathr.yn Tribley had donated it to the needy of tliird floor
when she had left .scliiio]. The ver.v
age of the onion slie produced argued
in its favor as a brentli-])rdfector, tor
time had lent if increased vigor, even
as onions go. Tliird floor agreed that
it was fortunate that that onion had
not been produced a week later.
Willing hands cut it. The hands were
willing, though the eyes were weak. Cut
in half inch slices and placed between
twd startled crackers it was delicious.
The assembled company, spurred on by
thoughts of safety from the attacking
germs, ate nobly, ate till it hurt. When
each had reached the limits of his
strength, there was still half an onion
left.
Those who are ]ireiuiriug teachers
should be oiilj' too ready to share their
blessings with fiuhianify. These were.
Such an onion could and should, and, b.y
jingo, would go far. It was • divided
imioug three girls. The devoted three
went forth and 'spread the cure.
First, very carefully, it was rubbed
on Lydia's doorknob. Next, Anne Kennedy's bed was system.atically treated.
Then—who needed strength more than
Skinney? Cut into chunks, the onion
was rubbed and rubbed into the cracks
in the floor; that made it lasting.
And nobly did that onion do its work,
my children.
L.ydia reported on its
]iower, feelingl.y. Anne, fortified .'igainst
all tiossilile infection in three minutes,
slept elsewhere, and reported even more
feelingl.y. And Skinney? Did she report? Even so, and even more so. Skinney exploded. Then, as has gits, in this
vale of tears.
Skinney added the
strength of the onion to her own native endowment. Skinney went out of
her room and stayed out.
She was
strong enough to kill flu germs and
ever.yfhiug else on tliird, and she did
her best.
Did you notice how soon after that
the epdemie ceased, desisted, disapjieared ? Every germ in the place had
been scared to death.
Moral: J u s t the same, when you want
to gain strength, gain it yourself, and
leave the rest alone.

Relationship of Teacher
to the Community
Mr. Drum delivered, in chapel on
March 19, some more suggestions as to
the relationship of the teacher to the
comniunit,y iu wliich she teaches.
There are iii.-ui.v ways to establish contacts, he said, with an.v communit.v,
rural or urban. Contests iu as many
subjects as possible will interest mothers and fathers in the standing of their
children, and will focus their attention
ou the teachers and her school work.
Entertaiunients, pla.vs, and socials will
also bring fhe parents to school aud
keeji them interested; wdiile the charge
of a. sm.-ill admission fee will provide
money for .Honiethiiig that the school
needs.
The teachers must understand home
condifiiuis, and make it her business to
know fhe people in those homes, if for
no other reason tliau that of inakiug
her own school record good. If pujiils
cdiiie td scliool regularl.v, properly fed
and clothed, and on time, then aud U{d
until then can the teacher begin to get
the results she desired from her efforts
at te.'iching. If the teacher knows fhe
parents, she is in iiosition to do much,
by tactful suggestion, fo secure such
conditions.
The iinrenfs should, b.v one lueaus or
auofher, be induced to visit the school.
The.v should know wdicthcr the rooms in
wdiich their pujiils are attending are
properl.y lighted, heated, aud ventilated,
and also something of tho general sanitary conditions of the school.
All of these efforts indicate the possible value of a Parent-Teachers Association. They can reinforce the work
of the sehool, fight many of ifs battles, and secure man.y deirable additions to sehool equipment, such as books
to read, victrolas, etc. If the purpose
of the meetings of sucli an organization
are cleanly stated: that each is held for
the welfare of the children for whom
the teacher is working—the teacher is
usually..^ given wdiole-hearted community support.
1 m

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Varsity Quartet Selected
Marie Crain, Blanche Smith, Cleona
Coppersmith, and Emily Brown were
selected by Miss Shaw from a large
group of candidates as the Normal
School Varsity Quartet.
Ever.y girl in the glee club was eligible for the four positions, and twent.yeight of them appeared on March 12
as candidates. Miss Shaw tried various kinds of combinations, shifting
\oiccs from one part to another, and
seeking the four voices which would
blend better than any other combination, in order to get the best results.
Tlie ability to read at sight readily was
also a requirenicnt for selection.
Affer more than one hour's deliberation and experimentation, Miss Sli,-iw
clidse Marie
Crain,
first
so]U-aiio;
Blanche Smith, second soprano; Cleona
Co]ipersniitli, first alto, and Emily
Brown second alto.

Hilda and Mutt are invited to tell iu
the next iis.ychology class, when situations and responses are under considAnne P e t e r s : "Miss Yale, what kind eration, just what the situation was that
of trees are these that I am drawing?" brought about so lively a response in
fhem on the train bound for Kane.
Miss Yale: "Hopeless!"

TIMES

US A N D O T H E R S
Ruth and Edith Morrall spent the
Mr. L. R. Robb visited Eleanor ou
Safurd.-iy. March 10, and, girls, she same week-end at their home in Northkissed him in the blue room, right on umberland. Whose fault was it that
they missed tlie train back?
the siuir of the uiomeut.
Faye Sweiigel, who took special work
Gretchen Williams, caUed home on
Monday, March l(i, because of the illness in art under Miss Yale, lias made a reof her mother, c;ime back to C. S. N. S. markable record a t the Pennsylvania
the fdlldwing Mduday.
Academy of Fine Arts, at Philadelphia.
Marcella Burt is growdng old, we fear. Miss Sweiigel has been advanced from
During the discussion of the amuse- the first antique class to the second
ments in colonial times, Marcella told autiquo class in four weeks, a promoMr. Sulliyau that she could reniember tion which it usuall.y takes from six
well fhe husking bees that were held af months to one year to earn.
her lidiue. We wduder wli.v the memor.y
Miss Helen El.y, of Montoursville, was
lingers. Would it have anything to do the guest of Helen Kinne.y over the
with the discovery of a red ear?
week-end of March 16. Welcome to C.
Veronica Cuneo turned lier ankle iu
g.ym class recentl.v. Ankle bones are
ver.y accommodating.
This one got
Veronica out of half of the gym class;
also, it gave a desjiairiug reiiorter soniefliing to write about.
Glenn Miller fiiunil his jawbone less
accduimoihitiiig than \'erduica's iinkle.
On March lo it slifiiied out of joint, and
gave Glenn visions of getting out of a
inoruing's teaching. While he w-as waiting iu the doctor's oihce the disobliging
bone slipped back into idace again, and
Glenn had to come u]i and teach as
though nothing had ha])iieued.

S. N. S., Helen.
again.

We liked y o u ; come

Katherine Cooper enjo,yed the excursion fo Washingtdu, I>. C , on March
11. Katherine saw her aunt and Washington saw Katherine.
Miss Barkhuff went to the Williaiusporf hosiiital ou Wednesday, JIareli 7.
w-here she had her tonsils removed.
The following Frida.y Miss Hinies
brought her liouie. Miss Barkhuff's recovery was rajiid, and she is back at
her duties in the training school. Catch
.Miss Barkhuff sta.yiug .away from her
classes one unnecessary day.

Neta White, caiitain of the girls' basTot Schenck visited her many friends
ketball team, has returned to these
scenes, after an absence of over two at file .school on March 13. Judging b.y
weeks, caused by the bump on the head the sounds ou second tloor, the.y must
she received in the game at Belle- have given her an enthusiastic welcome.
fonte.
The girls of Alpha. Sigma Tau gave ;i
The senior class of the Renovo High birthday surprise part.y to Gwendolyn
School were the guests of C. S. N. S. on Marie Glise on Saturday evening, March
Tuesday, March 1.'!.
17. I t was also St. Patrick's Day, or
Anna Daughcrt.y and Grace English close enough fo it to color the part.y.
attended the game between Renovo and
Jean Sissler has joined the students
Dickinson Seniinar,y at Williamsport.
in the dorm, rooming witli Frances Cook
Margaret, Kathryn, aud Martha Diack on the third floor. The Dayroom Gang
are getting a taste of dormitory life will miss Jean's giggle.
while their parents, Mr. and Mrs. G.
Mr. Creighton Hoover, of Kylertown,
H. Diack, are visiting in Boston. Lucame down to C. S. N. S. ou Monda,y,
cretia Summers is acting as chaperon.
Miirch 20, to see wdiether G r a d e was
If the girls live up to the reputation
leaving nothing undone that ought to
they have already established, Lucrebe done. A number of the senior girls
tia's burdens will not be greatly inhelped to entertain Mr. Hoover. Now
creased.
the.y know where Grace gets her humor.
Ruth Summersgill had a visitor over
George Grugan, recently ill, has recovthe week-end, but evidently thought
ered and is again playing in the halls
that Esther Wardrope and Marie Crain
of the training sehool.
Glad to see
would make better hostesses than she
you back, George; may we help you
would.
However, Buth got back to
wash blackboards.*
school in time to give her mother a joyful seud-oft'.
Deserters over the week-end of March
Miss Leah Schaup, of Johnstown, came 10 were Dorothy Purvis, Thelma Snyder,
to Normal to form her own oiiinioii of Elizabeth Gates, Buth Morrall, Catherus and others. She sta.yed until March ine ("ddjier. Hazel Barrett, Helen Ditt2.'i, wdien Ruth S. accdiupanied her hdiiie. niar, .\I,-irgarct Myers, Edythe Morrall,
(iretcheu Williams, Edna- Delevett, Ruth
Alice Ryan and Anne Peters spent a Malone, Flora Pletcher, and Mabel
week-end at Renovo. Wh.y?
Horn.
Ruth Langsford, Anne Peters, Alva
The following week-end the followSchooley, Gussie Howard, Betty Gates,
ing week-enders went home or elsennd Alice Ryan attended the Sophowhere: Dorothy Purvis, Thelma Snymore Hop at State College.
der, Elizabeth Gates, Kuth Morrall,
Mrs. B. J. Stangel, of Wilcox, and her Huth Langsford, Am.y Peters, Augusta
sister, Mrs. Kemmlcr, of Ridgwa.y, vis- Howard, Mary Mowrer, Alice Ryan,
ited Catherine Stangel over the week- Mary Thompson, Ann Peters, Alva
end of March 10. Perhaps they wished Schdohy, Ruth Scantlin, Jean Hahn,
to make sure that Catherine had not Auua. Mae Ljiudis, Alice Kunes, Mary
sent everything back to him again.
Hile, Miriam Decker, Helen May.

NORMAL
T h a t m o d e l in t h e librar.y or a n y othe r l e t t e r m o d e l c a n be h e l p f u l , b u t o n l y
if t h e w r i t e r s u p p l i e s t h e b r a i n s a n d inNormal Times ia published nt Central State
Normal School, Ixick Haven, Penna., by the stu- d i y i d u i i l i t y t h a t ever.y form l e t t e r m u s t
dent liody as a whole. The subscription rate for omit to be a f o r m .
I t y o u r e a l l y ;ire
this year is $1..'>0. Address all eommunieatiuns to
Amy Peters, Husiness Manager, C. S. N. S., a n x i o u s to b e g i n e a r n i n g y o u r b r e a d
Lock Haven, I'eniia.
a n d b u t t e r , wdth o c c a s i o n a l j a m , in t h e
Editor-ln-(71ilef
Gertrude Harper fall of ]92;i, t h e n t a k e h e e d t o t h e s e
Assistant Editor
Sylvia Breth s u g g e s t i o n s :
Aluinlii Editor
Louise Ri<.-bardson
1. Get off b.y y o u r s e l f a n d w r i t e t h e
Associate Editors—Esther Agnew, Evelyn Fritz.
Grace Ishler, liernice Lord, Jean Hahn, Mabel l e t t e r t h a t y o u t h i n k t e l l s j u s t w h a t a
Horn, Emily Brown, Gladys Betteus, Theodore
suiieriutendent would want to know
Sc-hreilier.
Business Manager
Amy Peters a b o u t .someone h e n e v e r saw.
Don't
Assoiriate Managers—Amelia List, Marie Smith. get lielp f r o m a n . v b o d y or a u y t h i u g unNeta Whit(s .Julia Coffey, Frieda Staiman,
Velina Ridge, Grayce Coppersmith, Ina Chapel, til .you ;ire t h r o u g h .
Until Malone, Catherine Cooper, Louise Kintner,
2. T n k e t h a t l e t t e r d o w n to t h e liMarii? Moran, Guy Liu-k.
Faculty Manager
T. W. Trembath iir.-n-.y, nnd conijitire if, jioint iiy p o i n t ,
with t h e m o d e l .
If .you did n o t k n o w
A P R I L 4, li»2:;
how- to j i u i i c t u a t e , how to a d d r e s s a sul i e r i n t e n d e n f , h o w f(i sign .your n ; n u e ,
you will (ind if init a t t h i s t i m e , and
Tribute
N o w t h a t t h e b a s k e t b a l l s e a s o n is so can coi-re(-t n(-('ordingl.\-.
;i. Next t-onipnre t h e itifdrnuifion .\-dii
nearl.v e n d e d , if is f i t t i n g h e r e fo e.xjiress our n]ipi-e(-i:ition of t h e s p l e n d i d g a v e with fhe iiifdrnintidii given on
Did .yuu give e:ii-li of t h e
work d o n e b,\- flie t w o t e a m s t h a t h a v e fhe f o n n .
r e i i r e s e n t e d ('. S. \ . S, t h i s wiiifer. We f;t(-ts gi\-en on t h e iiiodel ' Tlie,\' .-ire ali
feel pi'diid (if tiieir r e c d i d .
Biifli tlie ne(-ess.-it-,\-; t h e (irder in wliii-h fhe.v a r e
Did ,\-dii give
lid.\-s' \-Mi-sit.\- and fhe g i r l s ' h a v e gdiie gi\-en n i n t t e r s \-er.\- liffle.
n]i a g a i n s t ;IH s f r o n g ojiiiesition ;is t h e nii.y i n f o r n i a t i d i i iiiif (in t h e niddel .'
m a n a g e r s could liml, nnd e;i(-li tins ,-i Wiinld tli.-it iut'oruiafidn help a suiierl o n g s t r i n g of v i c t o r i e s a n d a v e r y shiirf i n t e n d e n t to t h i n k fnvdralil.\- df yon.'
list of d e f e a t s . T e n y i c t o r i e s in fliit-feen If if would, or .you t h i n k it would, k e e p
•starts t i g a i n s t w(irtli.v ( i p p o n e n f s is a it.

NORMAL TIMES

TIMES

SUMMER STUDENTS
ECHOES FROM
STILL SIGNING
THE LAST TRIPS
H i l d a a n d M u t t r u s h e d d o w n t h e aisle
of t h e c a r to r e s c u e two c h i l d r e n who
were going down the steps.
T h e child r e n ' s iiarenfs, w a i t i n g t h e r e for them,
were not half as grateful as they might
have been.
Evideufl.v B e r n i c e a n d H e t t y b e l i e v e
tlie r a i l r o a d i i r e s i d e n t to b e a b e n e v o l e n t old part.y.
W h e n tlie m a n who
sold t h e c h o c o l a t e b a r s laid one i n t h e i r
la]), t h e y iniincdiatel.y s t a r t e d to e a t it.
W h e n lie (-nine a r o u n d a g a i n , g a t h e r i n g
t h e m u])—well, the.y had t o h u n t a r o u n d
for t e n c e n t s . N e v e r saw t h e m g i v i n g
a n y t h i n g awa.v o n t h e t r a i n s excejit ice
w.-ifer, m.vself.
E d i t h is a fiist w-orker. T h a t was a
nice, flashing d i a m o n d she gntliered up
in ('le.-ii'field.
. \ n i i e kejit S t . I ' n t r i e k ' s dn.v with
entliusiasui.
S h e \\(ire a b r i g h t green
l i e n d l i a n d , n n d w h e n she g o t tn D u B i d s
s h e lidiiglif fhe hirgesf g r e e n lldw-er she
(-(Illlll find in t h e ti\'e and fen i-eiit s t o r e ,
n wnterlil.v aliiiiit tive iiielies in diaiiieter.
,\liss B u t l e r ' s glasses w e r e Udt wcirk
i n g j u s t r i g h t , eyiilenfl.v, f e r she jiaiil
no a t f e n t i o u to t h e sign h u n g o u t s i d e
rdoin 2(i7 : "Dii Not D i s t u r b T h i s R o o m . "
S h e r a p p e d until she had a n a n s w e r , a n d
t h i s is all she h a d t o s a y : "7::!0, k i d s ,
nnd we h a v e tn m a k e t h e 8:20 t r a i n ! "

-I. Lnsfl}-, c o m i i a r e j ' o u r w o r d i n g . If
.-ill insiilidus jilirase f r o m t h e m o d e l let
t e r luis s o m e h o w s t u c k ill .vour siibcduscidus m i n d , .-ind h a s b o b b e d out on
your paper, swat i t !
Sw-at i t in t h e
B e r n i c e a n d R u t h h a d a wdid n i g h t .
s j i r i n g of t h e y e a r , b e f o r e all t h e t e a c h i n g Jiositions f o r wdiich you w a n t t o ap- T h e h e a d of t h e bed w e n t towiird t h e
pl.y h a v e b e e n g i v e n out fo soiiieone else. foot, a n d t h e fdot l e a n e d u p t o w a r d t h e
" I n 192.'i, a t t h e a g e (if u m p t y - u m p , I h e a d .
will b e , e t c " ; " I r e f e r y o u with p e r m i s N e t a .said t h a t t h e t r a i n s t o p p e d a t
sion t o " ; " a n d w i s h to r e f e r y o u es- ever.v liouse, a n d twice a t e v e r y d o u b l e
tieciall.y fo, e t c . " ; " I d e s i r e t h i s l e t t e r to h o u s e . T h a t was t o l e t B e r n i c e a u d
It Doesn't Mean Anything
Cdustitute"; etc. Recognize t h e m ? Swat H e t t y t r y to locate a dime.
I n file l i b r a r y t h e r e h a s b e e n f o r
t h e m b e f o r e s o m e s u p e r i n t e n d e n t with
M u t t saj's, " G o o d - n i g h t . "
M u t t sa.ys
s o m e t i m e a m o d e l l e t t e r of aiijilicafiou.
a k e e n s e n s e of t h e r i d i c u l o u s n e s s of
a n d sa.vs, " G o o d - n i g h t . " W o n d e r how
I t w a s p h i c e d tliere i n o r d e r to s e t t l e
e m p t y t e r m s lias a laugh at y o u r exnian.v t i m e s a d a y M u t t a v e r a g e s , s a y i n g
q u i c k l y p o i n t s of d o u b t a s t o t h e corpense!
"Good-night."
r e c t n e s s of c e r t a i n f o r m s e m p l o y e d i n
P o s t s c r i i i t u m : I f .you h a v e alread.y
letter writing, and to suggest t h e sort
The scorekeeper at W a r r e n had a hard
of t h i n g tli.-if a s u p e r i n t e n d e n t w i s h e s s e n t o u t l e t t e r s o f t h i s s o r t , f o r g e t l i f e .
H e i s r e p o r t e d t o h a v e suffered
Ymir luck may hold.
Your from over-exercise.
to k n o w . I t is good f o r th.-it niucli a n d t h e m .
t h a t m u c h o n l y . Tlie s e n i o r wdio copies face inn.y i n d i c a t e , a s i t b e a m s u p f r o m
If the gallery had not been in the
it d o e s h i m s e l f m o r e h a r m t h a n t h o u g h .\(iur p h o t o g r i i p h , t h a t t h e r e is t h e v e r y
r o a d , N o r m a l ' s old d e p e n d a b l e c o r n e r
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i n g f o r to t a k e somebod.y's p l a c e . D o n ' t
Iili(-afion hiiustdf.
b u t ifs n e v e r w o n a b a s k e t b a l l g a m e
dash t o y o u r frusf.y W n t e r m a n to r u s h
I t h a s b e c o m e soinefhiiig of a j o k e
a f t e r it w a s over.
T h e o n l y wa.y t o
oft' a n o t h e r a n d a b e t t e r Mpplication to
a i n i i n g school s u p e r i u f e u d e u t s t h i s y e a r
triiii W t i r r e u is t o r e m o v e t h e if b e f o r e
t h e .same )ilaee.
If .vou have p u t .your
t o receive a n a p p l i c a t i o n f r o m a, C. S.
the game.
foot in it, d o n ' t j i u t t h e o t h e r f o o t iu
N . S. s e n i o r ; f e r each l e t t e r is a r e p l i c a
W i l l ydii ever f o r g e t t h e finish of fli.-it
a f t e r it.
L e t b.vgones be h a s b e e u s .
of all t h a t w e r e r e c e i v e d b e f o r e it a n d u
B e l l e f o n t e g a m e . ' T h a t old b a l l t e e t e r ] i n f t e n i for a l l t h a t will follow i t . Uning and t o t t e r j u g all a r o u n d the edge
less .you a r e w r i t i n g l e t t e r s of ajiiilicn
of fhe b a s k e t ? W e ' l l sa.y t h i s : I f e v e r
ALUMNI
NOTES
tion f o r t h e je.y of p r n c t i c i n g /tineia tenni d e s e r v e d t o win a g a m e b e c a u s e
'14. M a b e l H a f n e r , now M r s . G l e u n
iiidvenieuf, c u t o u t t h e c o i i y i n g ; it g e t s
of a l i g h t i n g , g a m e finish, it w-as t h a t
•lohnston, is l i v i n g a t W o o l r i c h .
.\(iu n o w h e r e .
B e l l e f o n t e crowd.
T h e s i i ] i e r i u t e n d e i i t whu g e t s y o u r let'li). H i l d r e d F o u t z is teiichiiig iu t h e
t e r w a n t s t o g-cf f r o m i t some s o r t of a second g r a d e a t B e l l w o o d .
A n u m b e r of t.viiewrifers luive b e e n
r e a c t i o n a s t o t h e s o r t of h n n i a u b e i n g
'19. M r s . R o b e r t S i g w o r t h
(Lydia purchased
recently.
The
suggestion
.you a r e . I f h e does n o t g e t t h a t , y o u r B e c h d e l ) , is n o w l i v i n g a t S t a t e Colr e a c h e s u s tluit t h i s is d o n e so t h a t
l e t t e r goes o u t of h i s m i n d t h e min- lege.
t h e Miss Raffle ma.v m a k e o u t w h a t is
u t e t h a t i t i s filed a w a y , a n d
your
'20. Nell W h i t a k e r , of
P u n x s u t a w - w r i t t e n o n t h e iiajiers.
chance for election goes with it.
He
n e y , i s t e a c h i n g i n t h e p u b l i c scluiols
has no use f o r a machine m a d e person,
M a r t h a C n n n e e n b r o u g h t h e r swimof K a n e .
wdiich is w h a t a m a c h i n e m a d e l e t t e r
iiiiug s u i t t o t h e da.y-rooin.
Undoubted'
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a r g u e s its w r i t e r to b e ; he wiints his
l.y she h a s o b s e r v e d t h a t t h e s t r e a m n e a r
t e a c l i e r s t o h a v e b r a i n s a n d p e r s o u a l i t . v . fhe s e c o n d g r a d e a t fhe W a s h i n g t o n fhe T r a i n i n g School is steadil.v r i s i n g .
P e r h a p s h e i s d e a d r i g h t i n b e l i e v i n g School, A l t o o n a .
r e c o r d t h e .school c a n feel p r o u d of a n d
does feel ] i r o u d of; ;ind t h e g i r l s ' c h a r t
of f o u r v i c t o r i e s a g a i n s t two d e f e a t s is
a r e s u l t f e w n e w l y (n-g;uiized t e a m s
c d u l d h a v e a c l i i e v e d . T o C a p t a i n s Miircy
a n d W h i t e , t o fhe t e a m s t h a t t h e y l e a d ,
a n d t o IMck S e l t z e r a n d M i s s B u t l e r ,
N o r m a l T i m e s , s p e a k i n g for tlie w h o l e
school, e x t e n d s h e j i r t i e s t
congratulations.

t h a t t h e s e n i o r wdio s e n d s h i m a form
l e t t e r h a s n o br.-iins w i t h which t o w r i t e
o n e of h e r o w n , a n d t h a t h e r persoiuilit.y
h a s to b e s u p i d i e d b y s o m e o n e else,
b u t i t is a p o o r t h i n g t o c o n v i n c e h i m of.

'21. E l i z a b e t h Y o u n g , a g r a d u a t e of
fhe c o m m e r c i a l c o u r s e , is s t e i i d g r a j d i e r
fdr K i u i i e y s Slide S t o r e , A l t o o n a .
'22.
A r n o l d L i n t z is a f t e i i d i n g fhe
W h a r t o n School of F i n a n c e , U. of 1'.

Miss Y a l e t h o u g h t it a d y i s a b l e to give
h e r a r t s t u d e n t s a few k i n d words couc e r n i i i g c o l o r hariiidU.y a n d c o s t u m e design b e f d r e t h e E a s t e r v a c a t i o n . T h e r e
is a l w a y s m e t h o d iu her m a d n e s s .

T h e r e h a s b e e n uu let u p i n t h e nuinb e r of l e t t e r s c o m i n g i n t o t h e b u s i n e s s
oflice, b e a r i n g t h e c h e c k s of t h o s e who
a r e r e g i s t e r i n g f o r t h e c o m i n g .summer
s e s s i o n . Sixt3--fhree a d d i t i o n a l s t u d e n t s
h a v e s i g n e d up since t h e l a s t N o r m a l
Times went to press, two weeks ago.
Clearfleld
count.y
continues
to
run
s t r o n g , b u t t h e (lutstMiiding f e a t u r e of
t h e r e g i s f r n t i o u , to t h o s e of u s who
h a v e to s p e n d spjire s e c o n d s classif.yiiig,
is t h e wide d i s t r i l i n t i o n of t h e registriifion t h i s y e a r . T h e n u m b e r of regi s t r a n t s l i v i n g o u t s i d e (if t h o s e c o n t i g u o u s cdiinties i n c l u d e d ill o u r t e r r i t o r . y
piles 11)1 grntif.yingl.v.
Kvideiitl,y t h o s e
who h a v e been exposed t o ('. S. N . S.
s]iirit :ire s p r e i i d i n g t h e c o n t a g i o n .
.Jennie H:iwei-s(ix, W i n b u r n e .
.^nrn Hd.\-(-e, W i n b u r n e .
Klizabeth B u r k e , Lilly.
B e t h C.-irpenfer, W e s f o n s Mills, N. Y.
Klsie C l a a r , B e d f d r d .
(ieiirge Cldse, Sinitliinill.
Killian C o p e n h n v e r , Smifliniill.
M n r g n r e t Ciiii n inghnni, .Vnriiiisburg.
Mnr.v D.-ivis, W i l l i n i n s l i n r g .
Ilnrr.v D e t w e i l e r , S p r i n g M i l l s .
.Mabel Kstep, Rnine.y.
Elsie E t t e r s , Clarence.
Clnirldtte Fox, Smithmill.
H e l e n Griflfiii, Lewis R u n .
I r i u a Hansiiii, Kerse.y.
E d i t h Hiiyes, P h i l i j i s b u r g .
Lediia Ha.ye.s, P h i l i i i s b u r g .
Bciitrice Hegart.y, H o u t z d a l e .
Ruth Ildlderbaum, Bedford.
Elsie Hooper, Houtzdale.
Eduji H o s t e r m a n , A a r o n s b u r g .
Luella H o s t e r m a n , Aaronsliurg.
Edna Johnson, Dagus Mines.
Alildred . l o h u s o n , E b e n s b u r g .
. \ l i c e • l o h n s t o n , Ceres, N . Y.
.Vrleue .fdhusfon, K e r r m o o r .
Miidge . l o p l i n g , M a d e r a .
Miix .lo])ling, M a d e r a .
Abitildii K u r t z , J o l i u s f o w n .
O r r i e L o v e l l , Glasgow.
Ciiroliue M a l l i s o n , St. M a r y s .
E u g e n i i i M a l l i s o n , St. Mar.ys.
O r a iVlcAlee, . J o h n s o n b u r g .
R u t h M c C r a c k e n , Miihaffey.
Bethel Miller, Chatham's Run.
Margiiret ilorgiiu. Snow Shoe.
I r e n e Musser, Aiirousburg.
Piiiiline Neff, M i l e s b u r g .
Tililii N e l s o n , Miideni.
Dtdtii M o r r i s , .Mahiift'ey.
F r a n c e s P e l i n g , I'ort A l l e g i u i y .
Am.y Reese, Pdrfliind .Mills.
Gusfevii R i c h a r d , i b i u f d u r s v i l l e .
Mildred Richards, i b i d e r a .
C a r r i e Sciiulon, Lill.y.
B e a t r i c e Schwiimb, Riime.v.
V e r a Scott, I l o u t z d i i l c .
Twilii Shiinley, H a l l t o n .
C l i f t o n Stauffer, B l i i u d b u r g .
I'ete S f e v e u s o u , Maderii.
Miigihilen S t i b i c h , .Tohustowu.
Luhi Stickler, Bedford.
M a r i e T i i e u u l c r , Ridgwa.y.
L d i s Viiughn, S u r v e y o r .
B e r n i c e W a g n e r , Rauie.y.
Noiiii W a g n e r , S p r i n g M i l l s .
Friinces W a r n e r , Bellefonte.
Miideline W e i d e r t , Bellefonte.
Florence Wetzel, Port Matildii.
Isiibelle W i e s e , R i d g w a y .
Thelma Williams, Philipsburg.
Viola Williams, P o r t M a t i l d a .

NORMAL

NATURALIST'S CLUB
NOW ORGANIZED
One more club hiis been established fo
add to fhe Viiriety of Noriiiiil life. This
latest addition is the Naturnlist's Club.
Its iiurjiose is to iicquiiint its mem
bers with iiiifure, fo iirovide occasiouiil
fun, 1111(1. iiidst impdrtiiut, td give its
members iin dpjidi-tunit.y to get out of
(loot's.
The (-lull is iiliniiiing fo titke
suiipshdts (if interesting scenes that iiiiiy
make future nature stud.y chisses in
tercstiug liiutern slides.
The iiiituralists can do little right
now with growing things, but the.y itre
stiirting oft' right with dbserviitious of
live birds,
Ibiw do flie.y find tlieni^
• lust w-:tt(-li Illlll see.
The (-hiirter members iire: (ierfrude
Doliiii, Iiresident; lliizel ,Iohiisfdii, vice
president; Mildred Ericson, sccrefiir.y;
Ellii. For(-e.y, trciisurer; P^linor Doerr,
Mildi-ed Stduemefz, Bridget Rydesk.\,
inid liiii ('hii]i{d. The following new
nienibers liii\-e ver.\- recentl.y been iiiifiiited:
Inez ('hiip(d, Bernice Kurd,
\'er(iiiicii Culled, Flossie Smith, Miirie
Moriiu, \'irginiii Sliiinle.y, Inn Kilmer,
and Nitii Kelse.y.
Jlr. r i m e r has been (-hoseu nu lioiiortii-.y member, iind will iict iilso iis fiicnlf.x:i(hiser. Mr. Drum has iilso (-dUHCufeil
to accdiiipiiu.y the club on occiisiouiil
trips.
The club expects to broaden out its
work after Viu-iition.

New Song Books Fill Need

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GO T O

The GRIFFITH Store
5-10-25 and Variety
Stationery
Office Supplies
School Supplies
House Furnishings

Toys and Games
Party Favors
Candy
Notions

Hardware
Camp Supplies
Hosiery
Millinery

cTMEMBER OF CONSOLIDATED MERCHANTS SYNDICATE
An .Vssociation of Mercliants Operating: Over 900 Stores

Junior Class Talks Prom

Signs of Spring

At il ineeting of fhe junior cliiss, held
iininediiifel.v after clniiud on Thursdii.v
morniug, Miirch 15, it wiis decided thiit
fhe .lunidi- I'riim sliduld tiike place at
the end of Ajiril or the first of May.
It Wiis likewise decided fliat a class pi(-ture should be taken for Praeco, instead
of furnishing iudividuiil ])ictures, as had
been suggested eiirller, iiud that class
(lues sliould be set at one dolbir to cover
the cost of the jiicfure and the ])roiu,
to be cdllected iiumediatel.y.
At the election of officers, held some
dii.vs earlier, there had been no election
to the dilice of vice-president. An exfrji election wiis held a t this time fo
remed.v the omission, and Helen Bufliugtdu was chosen.

Spring is with us, the weatlier to the
coiiti-iii-.y notwithstaudiug. lu the West
Ihirm the signs lire even more (-ou\-iiicing tliiiu the songs of the robin and
bluebird and songsptirrow iu the glens
uenr the sclidol. The wdiidows have been
cleuued, which might to save light bills.
The iiiiiin liiiU en second floor is being
renovated, ii new- loiit of piiinf improving its iiiipeiiriiuce cdusidernbl.y. Sjiring
nidving has begun; Vernii Shank has
moved in with the new jinper in room
211, and Marthii Fillmiiii has journe.yed
up to 221.
Oii(-e iu il while, iiud increasiugl.y iis
fhe dii.vs go b.y, some jiersons with
touches (if sjiring fever glide listlcssl.y
iildug td class, iis though in a trance.
It is lidjied thiit this will not become
epidemic, but the hope is slight. "In the
siiring the young aud fancy lightly try
to smother yawns," jis Milton put it in
his syndicated edition of Barbara
Fritchie.
Furniture is frequently in the halls,
and inquir.v brings the answer, "We
were washing up, and didn't want it in
the way." Each niorning the dwellers
on second lie.ar the swish of brooms on
third as the debris from the day before
is ga.thered together. Tho last thing in
the rooms to be cleaned and dusted are
the books that have to bo dug into before the spring mid-term exams come.

Headquarters Worker
Visits Y. W. C. A.
Miss Katherine Condon, from the natidual headquarters of the Y. W. C. A.
in New York Cit.y, addressed the local
Y. W. meeting on Wednesday evening,
March 14. She talked on the general
topic of Y. W. work throughout the
world. She mentioned the work now
being done among t h e starving women
aud girls in Russia, and in satisfying
the hunger of Turkbsh women for the
Bible, She describerl also the activitj'
of the Y. W. in South America and
among the Indians of this country, and
tiilked iit some length on the work
iinidiig the immigrants in New York
Cit.y. Her talk was heartil.y iipprcciiitcd.
.V piiiiio duet by Anmi Mae Landis
and Ciitherine Kunes featured the meeting.

Nature Study Club Meets
The first nieeting of the newly organized Audubon Societ.v was held during
the nature study period on Friday,
Miirch 16. The prograni given follows:
Tiilk, Bird Migrations, Edith Burgesdu; talk. Bird Songs, Grace Russell;
Hlxiierieuces with Birds, Blanche Smart;
(Hie of Throutou Burgess' bird stories,
Alice Weisen.
Helen Hittniiir, the president, presided.

Recent Publications

Countr,y Be.vond—Summer Viicatioii.
The new song books for chapel have
Certiiin People of Importance—Critic
at last arrived. They made their initial
teachers.
appearance on Monday, March 19. There
Miiu-Size—Hauey.
was a marked improvement in the singThe Fortune Seeker—Student teacher.
An Icebreaker
ing. Every student stood with book in
Two Sisters—Inez and lua.
"One, two, three, go. * *
Oh, you
hand, e.yes straining to catch every
Wildfire—Bertha Burt.
note, mouths open, vocal chords stretched did not hold your b r e a t h ; t r y again.
Ijiddie—Herbster.
to get the best results. The volume of One, two, three, up she goes."
Road to Understanding—^Mr. Sullisong that burst forth at the signal to
"How did you do it? Gee, I felt as
viin's classes.
start was enough to bring iiuxious in- light iis a feather."
The Big Town Roundup — Senior
quiries fnun the workers in the halls,
Such were the expressions in the hall
Diince.
wdio have been used to going iilong, un- on the third floor of the west dorm on
Flowing Gold—Next year's seniors.
disturbed by the usuiil feeble, far-off, Saturday evening, March 10. While the
The High Grader—Miss Butler.
morning chapel chorus.
usual stunts were being pulled off to
Dawn—Belva.
With the two books to use, we should pass the time, four of the girls sucEyes of the World—Student council.
be able to get some variety in the se- ceeded in lifting each of a number of
Comrades—Benfer twins.
lections selected for singing.
girls b.y using two fingers only.
It
The F l i r t ^ H a z e l Barrett.
worked time and time again, and the
Green Fancy—Mechtly.
curiosit.y of the dormitory was aroused
B.y the time all this cleaning Ims
Turn to the Right—Church Street.
Juniors Snapped for Praeco
until the crowd assembled blocked the been thoroughly done, everything will
The Watchdog—Mr. Walk.
"I want to stand here."
hall. Something new is always welcome be comfortably dirty again, and have to
Everybody's Speaker aud Entertainer
"Is my hair puffed on this side?"
on a Saturday night.
be done all over.
—Hunter.
"You two girls just step over here,
Not Like Other GirLs—Ethylene Lee.
you with the red hair, I mean."
Cliatterbox—Neta White.
"Now, all ready! * * * No, fill in
1000 Things Worth Knowing—Ed Meathis space."
surements.
"I said that I wanted all the short
Merton of tho Movies—Skelton.
people down front."
The Uiiknow^n—Norniiil Times ReThe juniors were dismissed early from
LOCK HAVEN, PA.
porter.
chapel on Wednes(lii.y, .Miirch 21, wdth
instruclions to meet in front of the
training school, where, in his usual
Renovo Contingent Visits
kindly and efficient way, Mr. High saw
Twent.y-tliree of the thirty-one seniors
to it that each member of the class was
of the Renovo High School accepted Mr.
placed in iiosition to be seen to advantDrum's invitation to visit C. 8. N. S.
Designated
Depository
age when Mr. Brion snapped the picture.
Tuesday morning and afternoon, March
In some such manner as in the introducCommonwealth of Pennsylvania.
].'',. The girls iind boys were about the
tion above, only much more so, the deed
building iiiid camiius most of the da.y,
City of Lock Haven.
•n'as done. This picture, if Siitisfiictor,y,
in tow of friendly Normalites. In the
will be used in this year's Praeco.
evening the powerful Renovo basketball

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Capital $200,000

Did W a r r e n McCarty tell anyone of
the marks he received for his first nine
weeks of teaching? Yes, that's exactly
right, Gladys: Anyone!

Surplus

$80,000

Lock Haven School District.
Central State Normal School.
3% I N T E R E S T P A I D O N SAVINGS DEPOSITS

team swamped the Orbisonia High
School team, 54-2^5, thus eliminating
tliem from further competition for state
hdiiors, and advancing Renovo to the
finals at State College.

I

NORMAL

TIMES

Potshots and OtherChances
I t was raining fitfully. At times it
fairly poured, at others it rained slow,
big drops.
As dreary as it was outside, inside
the girls in the dorm were very cheerful and hapjiy. Girls on third fioor
strummed ou banjos and ukeleles, forgetful of the uproar outside in their
own enjoyment.
In one room "Skinny" Kinne.y slept
peacefully, while music floated through
the air, brightening her dreams. Although she slept peacefully she snored
continuousl.v, singing man.v popular airs.
Second fioor talked shyly of what "he"
said and "he" did. First floor, with the
excejition of Gret Williams, was still
as a mouse, as becomes a first floor (?).
AVho iu this wide world would or
could iiuiigiue this peneeful life would
soon be shattered? But lo, there came
a crash! And such a crash! C. S. N. S.
shook and trembled in every fiber of its
hugh bod.y. The girls sat still, unable to
move, with fear racking their souls. As
is usual with women, curiosity got the
best of them, and many of our dignified
seniors, in addition to all of the juniors,
iiiiide a "bee line" for the room whence
came the crash.
The intruders entered the room—fo
see "Skinny" Kinney still sleeping, but
on the fioor beside her cot. And the
crash—well, ask "Skinu.y." The floor's
as good as any, isn't if, "Skinny"?
Mr. Ulmer: "Alice, how many birds
did you observe closely during vacation?"
Alike K. (absent-mindedly). " T w o one from State, the other from Cornell."
Some birds!
The most popular expression in the
Junior Glass: "Oh! if I only knew what
to write fo add to the moral support of
Normal Times."
The other day Skelton discovered himself sitting in Schrot's room, when he
shouhl have been conducting a class in
the Training School. Bill, what did
you find so interesting that you forgot
to go to class!
BEFORE:
"Come out from under that arch,
girls."
"Everyone move down two steps."
"Now you stand over this way a little."
"Wc can't see anything but your eyes.
You stand here."
"Now, everybody ready?"
Snap, and it is over.
AFTER:
"Say, I bet I spoiled it."
"Oh, I know I did."
" I looked squint-eyed, I guess."
"Well, I'm glad that's over."
"That will be some picture."
"I'll say I'm on there." (Gret W.)
This all haiipened March 21 when the
.lunior Cliiss hiid its picture taken for
Praeco.
Even walls have etira—at least so it
seemed the other day when a girl burst
into the room of her chum and with a
—^"Won't you please make me a basket
or some eggs or something for penmanship? I have to have it for t h a t Raffle
wom.au," sat down in despair.
"I'll help you," said some one who was
sitting .at the desk with her back towards the door. I t was Miss RaflSe!

Who's Who and the Reason

TENNIS
TRACK
GOLF
SWIMMING
BASEBALL
All Sporting Supplies
AT

Stevenson's Store
125 East Main Street
Sport Headquarters for C. S. N. S.
Sentenced to Hard Labor
Consteriiiition iiroso in the dormitories
n-hen it was learned, just Tiefore vaciition, t h a t nine of the girls, teachers
in the Lock Haven schools, were to stay
at school until March 29, and were to
return several days early, so as not to
interrupt the work of the city schools
ill which they were teaching. The weeping and gnashing of teeth could bo
lieard all over the campus.
A committee was appointed to go to
Dr. Benson and ask whether there was
not a possible chance for these nine
seniors to go home. He answered immediately, "Why, certainly you can go.
You are not expected to stay." This
word was carried to Mr. Di-um, who
at once reversed his decision, and permitted all seniors to leave and return
on the same dates. Once more the girls
were able to go along thoir ways, peaceful and happy.
We appreciate Mr. Drum's desire to
do nothing that would in any way repay badly the kindness of the Lock Haven school officials in extending the
privilege of doing practice teaching in
the local schools, b u t we hope that doing the right thing may not put us in
;is awkw.ard a frame of mind again.
Gosh! what a scare it gave u s !
The sign under the picture of the Y.
M. C. A. members, posted on the main
bulletin board reads "Sixty-five cents
each."
Fair enough. Please have the correct
change ready.

Shake Meets Again
The year's at the spring,
The day's a t the morn.
Morning's a t seven.
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in his heaven—
All's right -wifli our Shakesiieare.
Perhaps Shake has been rather quiet
for the past few weeks, nevertheless she
has not been entirely asleep. Committees have bceir voluntarily organized for
tho purpose of carrying out an interesting as well as educative program for the
balance of the term.
The first meeting under the regime
of the new president, Ivan Mechtly, Wiis
held on Friday night, March 16. The
fidlowing program was arranged by
Helen Nace, and successfully carried
out:
1. The Life of Edgar A. Guest, Flora
Fletcher.
2. Review of "You Can't JAve on
Y'our Reputation," Nellie Johnson.
3. Songs, Little Brown Owl, Just
Awearying for You, Grace Ishler.
4. Piano Selections, Meditation, Melody of Love, Emily Brown.
5. Poems b y Guest: The .Toy of !i
Dog, At Breakfast Time, A Man Who
Couldn't Save, A Woman and Her
Checkbook, How Do You Tackle Y'our
Work; Beatrice Van Zandt.
6. Poems by Guest: An Easy Road,
Understanding, A Man, When P a Comes,
Mother's Glasses, My P a Said So, The
Poet of Childhood, Home; Helen Nace.

Q U A L I T Y MEATS

No. 1: Mr. McDougall
The time has been wdien Mr. McDougall, the subject of these biographic
notes, which we hope to develop later
at our leisure, if the plate has not been
spoiled, used to be the most poinilar
man in tho training school. That was
before Warren McCarty tmd Fred Hunter started to do practice teaching.
Once only has he been known to
change his word. He had iiromised a
test, iind he gave a lecture on Emotion.
For weeks he has been busily emjiloyed upon the preparation of a course
of study. The juniors are hoping t h a t
this course is to include the interpretation of dreams.
When Mr. McDougall fails to get resjionses in school efficiency class, he begins fo present .vellow ciirds and the
subject for observation. This never fails
to put pep into Katherine Stangel.
Teaching assignments, seating a t tables, menus, including soup, recipes, pupils' lines of thought, and student teachers' self-oiiinions have all been changed,
but "27 obseryations arc required" alteretli not.
A little nonsense now and then is
relished, etc. Thus, Mr. McDougall and
Mr. Gage have been caught playing hide
and seek iu the halls of t h o training
school. Mr. Mac has iiuUed off a good
deal latel.v, especiiill.v liis tirctics.
We h.ave taught some without method.
We have studied without brains.
We've learned lesson plans must go in
If the sun shines or it rains.
We hand iu observations.
Get a four or get a five;
Rather get that than turn none in,
For that gets us skinned alive.
This poem is worth less than five;
Like us, it's done its liest.
If you can't be good, be careless—
Mr. Mac, give us a rest.

What Would Happen to Normal
Times If:
Mr. Drum forgot his Monday talk, and
There were no chapel exercises, and
Tho week-end callers went elsewhere,
and
Girls meetings were abolished, and
Belvie went to Palm Beach for a rest,
and
The infirmary were closed for the rest
of the year, and
Mr. Trembath no longer required the
juniors to scent news, and
Grit refused to publish any more school
newspapers?
Don't you know, Joanna? Don't you
honestly know? They would hang the
last issue on the front door; the sehool
would be dead.

O Temporal

and

For many months it was the fad
For girls to cut their braids.
And most folks sighed or stormed; twas
sad
To lose their long-haired maids.

PRODUCE

The girls still have their short-bobbed
hair
Plus artificial curls;
They'll soon hand out another scare
By copying Dutch girls.

ZUBER

&

SON

Y'cs, bangs have now become the rage.
But styles will change some more—
Won't we look funny wearing wigs
As in the days of yore?

NORMAL
1923 BASKETBALL REVIEW
(Continued from page 1)
g r i i n t e d , a n d i t i s t h e o p i n i o n of t h e
t e a m a n d of t h e s c h o o l t h a t h e h a s f u l l y
e a r n e d it.
T h e t a b u l a t e d b o x s c o r e f o r t h e season is interesting.
D u o fo h i s f o u l
shooting record, P i p H a n e y stands out
a s h i g h niiin f o r t h e s e a s o n , j u s t n o s i n g
o u t S t e v e Rydesk,y, wdiose p h e n o m e n a l
w-ork f r o m t h e floor ver.v n e a r l y e a r n e d
him t h e top notch in total scoring, a u d
w h o s e t o t a l n u m b e r of field g o a l s is
n e a r l y as g r e a t a s t h o s e of t h e n e x t t w o
m e n ou t h e t e a m t a k e n together. Capfiiiu M a r c y , a b s e n t f r o m t h r e e of t h e
g i i m e s , n e v e r t h e l e s s i s b u t f e w field g o a l s
b e h i n d the season's total for Schrot,
w h i c h is o n e i n d i c i i t i o n a n d o n l y o n e of
h o w m u c h t h e w o r k of t h e t e a m suff e r e d d u r i n g h i s i l l n e s s . S c h r o t ' s ej-o
for t h e basket needs no more proof than
t h e c o m p o s i t e s c o r e s h o w s , a n d fhe iilnli f y t o s h o o t t h a t niiide iliicDdUiild, i n
h i s p o s i t i o n a s stationiir.y giiiird, ii threiif
t o t h e o t h e r t e a m w h e n fenin ]iliiy d e m a n d e d i t , i s also i n d i c a t e d .
Composite score for t h e season:
Player
G a i n e s F . G . F . Tofal
Hauey, f
bS
2!t
(il!
121
Schrol, f
12
:i!l
0
7S
Rydesky, c
12
51
lii
117
JbicDouald, g
1-S
7
0
14
Miirc.y, g
10
U
1
69
Herbster, g
r,
0
0
0
l(iO
T h e season's r e c o r d :
Ndriuiil '.VA
Henovo

79

399

27, a w a y

Ndriiiiil 2()
Bellefonte Y
20, h o m e
N o r m a l 21
Renovo
30, h o m e
N o r m a l 28
Bellefonte Y
26, iiway
N o r m a l 26
.lersey Shore
21, home
N o r m a l 51
S p r i n g Mills
12, h o m e
N o r m a l 15
Jersey Shore
37, a w a y
N o r m a l 38
S p r i n g Mills
17, a w a y
N o r m a l 23
Bellefonte
20, a w a y
N o r m a l 52
Austin
25, aw,ay
N o r m a l 43
Coudersport
30, a w a y
N o r m a l 26
Bellefonte
25, h o m e
N o r m a l 17
Warren
69, a w a y
T o t a l f o r t h e s e a s o n . N o r m a l , 399, o p p o n e n t s , 359. G a m e s w o n : N o r m a l , 1 0 ;
o p p o n e n t s , 3.

A husky aggregation came down from
the Bellefonte Y, expecting something
of 9 w a l k o v e r . The.y h a d i t n o t . O n c e
m o r e C. S. N . S. c a m e t h r o u g h , 26-20.
It was a battle all t h e way, as were
m o s t of t h e g a m e s of t h e s e a s o n , b u t
Norniiil l e a d t h r o u g h o u t .
R e n o v o , f u l l of ^vriltll iiud b e n t o n r e venge, came down to blot out t h e defeat handed to t h e m a t home.
Strong
i n t e r f e r e n c e a n d skillful tiickling were
fhe o u t s t a n d i n g f e a t u r e s of t h e g a m e .
If w a s n o t il good g a m e f r o m t h e spect a t o r s p o i n t of v i e w ; five m e n o n a s i d e
c a n g i v e a p o o r e x h i b i t i o n of h o w footbiill s h o u l d b e p l a y e d , e v e n w h e n t h e y
fry their best. W h e n t h e dust cleared,
R e n o v o w a s l e a d i n g , 30-21, t h e o n l y
t e a m to lower t h e boj's' colors o n t h e
l o c a l fioor t h i s y e a r .
Bellefonte Y likewise iittenipted to
(ditiiin s a t i s f a c t i o n f o r t h e e a r l i e r d e f e a t . I n a g a m e so close a n d so exciting as to keep G u y Luck from reciting
f o r a w e e k , t h a t a t t e m p t fell s h o r t b y
one basket, Normiil leading a t t h e whist l e , 28-26.
.lerse.y S h e r e s t i i r t e d t h e n i d i i t h of
Februiir.y off b j ' a t t e m p t i n g t o a d d o n e
m o r e t o t h e s t r i n g of v i c t o r i e s t h a t t h e y
too h a v e b e e n a c c u s t o m e d t o r u n n i n g u p
iit o u r e x p e n s e . 26-21 w a s t h e o u t c o m e ,
iind J e r s e y S h o r e w a s n o t i u t h e l e a d .
S j i r i n g Mills w a s s w a m p e d t h e followi n g e v e u i u g , 51-12. T h e l i t t l e f e l l o w s
f o u g h t , b u t w-ere o u t c l a s s e d l i e f o r e f h e
w h i s t l e first blew-.
T h e n c a m e t h e fiu. F r o m t h i s t i m e
o n u n t i l t h e final g a m e a t n o t i m e c o u l d
Coach Seltzer p u t his varsity combinat i o n on t h e floor i n t a c t . J e r s e y S h o r e
p r o f i t e d b y t h e w e a k e n i n g of t h e t e a m ,
p l a y e d i t off i t s f e e t i n t h e first half,
a n d w o n h a n d s d o w n , 37-15.

Burrowing through snowdrifts, a n d
finishing
the t r i p in a one-horse open
sleigh, t h e original auto having died i n
a snowbank somewhere in the great open
s p a c e s , t h e t e a m n e x t f o u g h t ifs w a y
to S p r i n g M i l l s , w h e r e t h e y a g a i n h u n g
o n a o n e - s i d e d s c o r e , 38-17, b e i n g t h e
final s n o w d r i f t .
T h e r e a l f e a t u r e of
t h e t r i p w a s t h e size of t h e a p p e t i t e
Too much credit c a n n o t b e given to iliicDonald can develop when provoked. |
C o a c h Dick S e l t z e r f o r t h e s h o w i n g of
t h e 1923 t e a m . I t is a l m o s t e n t i r e l y h i s
h a n d i w o r k . S e v e r a l of t h o m e n on t h e
t e a m h a v e iilayed l i t t l e o r n o b a s k e t b a l l
e x c e p t u n d e r h i s t u t e l a g e t h i s season
a n d Inst. W i t h f e w s u b s t i t u t e s a b l e t o
p u t u p il r e a l b a t t l e , w-ith l i m i t a t i o n s on
t h e anidiint (if t i m e i i v a i l a b l e f o r p r a c t i c e , with iiciirly g r e e n mtiteriiil, h e h a s
t u r n e d o u t o n e of t h e b e s t , p e r h a p s t h e
b e s t , feiim i u t h e h i s t o r y of t h e school.
I t i s il pif.v tliiif, u n d e r a t w o y e a r c o u r s e
of s t u d y , feiiins m u s t b o t o r n d o w n a l most before they a r e b u i l t ; a n d the
c o a c h who s u c c e e d s , l a c k i n g t h e c o n t i n u ous training necessary to build u p a machine, deserves all t h e praise t h a t can
b e given.
T h e sciisoii w a s o p e n e d w i t h a b a n g
w h e n R e n o v o , a t e a m t h a t h a s b e e n conq u e r i n g N o r m a l a n d e v e r y t h i n g else
w i t h m o n o t o n o u s r e g u l a r i t y for ye.irs,
w e n t d o w n t o d e f e a t o n h e r o w n fioor,
33-27.
No other team this year was
a b l e to t u r n j u s t that trick. I t opened
t h e e y e s of a l l t h e schools in t h i s s e c t i o n
o f t h e s t a t e t o t h e f a c t t h a t C. S. N . S.,
a f t e r a n u m b e r of f e e b l e y e a r s , h a d a r r i v e d iis a b a s k e t b a l l f a c t o r , a n d s e t
e v e r y N o r m a l i t e ' s auticipiitions high.

TIMES
Bellefonte High was the next to take
a d r u b b i n g . W i t h Capfiiiii M a r c y o u t
of t h e g a m e , t h e N o r m a l i t e s w e n t i n a n d
came out again on the n o t v e r y much
l o n g e r e n d of 23-20.
This made t h e
t h i r d of six t r o u n c i n g s g i v e n fo Bellef o n t e t e a m s t h i s w i n t e r b y o u r local
talent.

Biirnstormiiig into P o t t e r
County,
R.vdesky s t a r t e d civil w a r f a r e i n h i s
o w n h o u s e h o l d , w h e n N o r m a l tiickled
A u s t i n . K.y(lesky m a y n o t a l w a y s h a v e
a s m u c h luck w i t h t h e a r g u m e n t s h e
starts as he did this time. Normal being t h e r e to b a c k u p e v e r y t h i n g h e started, witli t h e r e s u l t t h a t t h e s c o r e k e e p e r
h a d c o u n t e d uji 52-25 when t h e g a m e
Wiis o v e r .

Observing Observers Observe
Those scientists who say t h a t liumanit,y is in danger of losing its power of
sight bectiuse of the u n n a t u r a l strain
put upon the eyes by the present emlihasis on book-study in our scheme of
education have overlooked one spot on
the map where the process of education
is having the opposite effect.
Who
could get through C. S. N. S. without
hitviug his eyes open? And wdio is there
who is not benefited ojitically by t h e
course?

The greatest stimulator of eyesight is
the series of twenty-seven observation
lessons that juniors are required to make
their first semester here. When one has
observed twenty-seven c l a s s e s and
W a r m e d u p uiccl.y iiy flint
l i t t l e looked for such a list of details a s :
c a n t e r , J b i r c y l e a d h i s coliorts o v e r i n t o What Wits the teiicher's aim? Did she
Couders]iort.
T h e C o u d e r s p o r t a d h e r - hit it or miss if'! W h a t was the pue n t s , b e f o r e t h e g a m e h a d e n d e d , liad pils' aim? Were fhey good shots? Who
(-hristeued R y d e s k y , Siindowsk.v.
T h a t coughed without the use of a handkern a m e n e i i r l y t e l l s t h e stor.y. W i t h some cliief ? Were flie windows open ? Was
iissistance f r o m T a r z a u s k y M a c D o n a l d , tliere a draught ? Were the curtains ara n d m i l d l y e n c o u r a g e d b y l l a u e y e t al., ranged artisticall.y ? \Ver(^ fhe pupils
Did .you notice au.v
iis we siiy i n o u r legal m o m e n t s , Cou- Iirdjierly seated?
who seemed to be suffering from LorodersiHirf w-euf d o w n t o d e f e a t , 43-30.
dosis or Kyphosis?
Were the floors
Then came fhe feverish gnmo with
swejit ? Was the ceiling dusted? W e r e
B e l l e f o n t e h e r e , of w h i c h we t e l l elsethe pictures h u n g properl.y? All these
w h e r e i n t h e s e c d l n i n n s , a n d t h e iiutiand countless other detiiils t h a t one is
cliuiiix iit W i i r r e u , over which, also e. i.
exjiected to see and find fault with, is
f. c , we i n d u l g e in liiim-i.tiifions.
it iidssible to conceive that the use of
I t Wiis a g r e a t s e a s o n . I t is t o o Ijiid the e.yes would not be tremendously det h a t such a t e a m h a d t o b e b r o k e n u p . veloped?
If t h a t c o m b i n a t i o n c o u l d h a v e b e e n
One of nature's laws is that whatever
held t o g e t h e r a n o t h e r y e a r , 'we s h o u l d
is necessary, nature supplies. Just as
have been almost ashamed t o publisli
our primeval ancestors developed keen
t h e o t h e r f e l l o w s ' s c o r e s , i ) r o y i d i i i g the.y
sight in order to preserve their lives
had a n y . M a r c y , R}'desk.y, S c h r o t , M a e and make their living possible, so n a t u r e
Doiiiild, H e r b s t e r , all g r i i d u a t e . Of t h e
will rush an order for keener eyesight
g r e a t 1923 c o n i b i n a t i o n t h e r e will b e
for C. S. N. S. students, so t h a t t h e y
left o n l y o n e l e t t e r m a n , H a n e y , a u d
may survive in the struggle for extwo subs, E b e r l y a u d H a y e s . B u t there
istence.
will b e a good t e a m w e a r i n g t h e M a r o o n
a n d G r e y n e x t s e a s o n ; of t h a t w e a r e
Frieda, reporting an observation iu
certain. J u s t w h y we a r e certain, w e
]is.ycliology: "The bo.ys were very nois.v
are unwilling to s t a t e ; telling too much
at their play * * * There were sevh a s stioiled m a n y a f a i r
prospect.
eral bullies there, too. I enjoyed watchW h e t h e r it c a n o u t p l a y t h i s y e a r ' s t e a m ,
ing them a lot."
o n l y t h e s e a s o n of 1924 c a n t e l l ; b u t
it c a n n o t , h o w e v e r good i t m a y b e , o u t M. D.: "These pancakes are swell."
g a m e t h e teiim of which C. S. N . S. w a s
G. D.: "You must not say 'swell'; sa.v
t h i s .year justl.y jiroud.
'swollen'."

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(Continued from page 1)
the Normal girls were entirely unfamiliar. They put up a suiippy, aggressive
fight, however, and made the game at
all stages a dandy to watch.
The game at Clearfield was a much
peppier ufEtiir than the game on the
lociil gym floor. The Clearfield girls
phiyed better than they knew how, to
win oil their own floor, but the Normal
girls had the score comfortably in our
favor most of the game. The real feature of the giime ivas the iuiibility of
Kuth Summersgill, who had been rushed
in as forward because someone had to
play the position, to throw the ball anywhere but in the basket. Buth njakes
no claims fo be anything more than one
of the hardest working guiirds in the
stiite, and admits being short on science wheu if comes to shooting them in.
With her luck, science was superfluous.
Throw fhe ball, underhand, overhead,
backward, forward, both hands, either
hand, closoup, far away, and with luck
like hers it goes in. Euth did everything but bounce the ball in ou a dribble.
Casualties frmii K a n e :
Norniiil
Kane
Kenned.y
f
Fahlman
Hiiunti
f
Bartlett
Lciithers
e
Summersgill
Staver
sc
Berkwater
Summersgill
g
Hadfield
.\slie
g
Thorsten
Substitutions: Burnham for Kennedy, Erickson for Leathers, Kennedy
for Burnham, Burnham for Staver, Staver for Erickson, Erickson for Burnham,
Lellithorpe for Fahlman, Beatty for
Thorsten. Field goals: Kennedy, 1;
Hauua, 6; Fahlman, 6; Bartlett, 9.
Fouls: Kennedy, 0 of 4; Hanna, 0 of 2;
Fahlman, 2 of 3.
Compensation from Clearfield:
Normal
Clearfield
Hanna
f
Pickles
Staver
f
Geppert
Erickson
c
Schenck
Burnham
sc
Chelgren
Ashe
g
Thorpe
Summersgill
g
Bratton
Substitutions: Kennedy for Hanna,
Summersgill for Kennedy, Leathers for
Erickson, Erickson for Leathers, Leathers for Summersgill. Field goals: Kennedy, 1; Suuimersgill, 3 ; Staver, 5;
I'ickles, 3 ; Geiipert, 4. Fouls: Staver,
10 of 18; Gcjipert, 3 of 7. Eefcree:
Steel.

Exhibition of Science Class
Mr. McCarfy's class in seventh grade
science hits amiisscd a fine collection of
Siimples of cotton, wool, and silk, in
the different stiiges of production. These
are on exhibition in the hall of the second floor of the Training School and
niiike il fine showing of the work being
done by Mr. McCarty and his class.
Among the samples a r e : cotton as it
is found in fhe pod; cotton both before
and after it has been seeded; different thicknesses of y a r n ; various kinds
of cloth niiide from cotton; raw wool;
woo] affer it has been put through different processes, before it is made into
yarn; varieties of woolen goods; silk, as
it is first found in the cocoon; rawsilk; different kinds of silk thread; silk
clothes; and artificial silk.

TIMES

REMINISCENT
OF CONFERENCES
The Grand Lodge of fhe Order of Exalted August Seers had met in the council ch.amber to discuss the momentous
questions that inight be propounded b.y
inquiring members of tlie junior class.
Gertrude Dolan, imperial president of
the bod.v, called the meeting to order,
thus: "Attention, comrades. This is
our first public meeting.
Our very
reputation depends ujion our iibilit.y to
soH'e the problems set for us by the
plobiiins in attendance."
"Oh, can we get our problems answered right away?" broke in the irrepressible Hiirriet White.
Casting a scornful glance at the child.
President Dobiu said, "Since your curiosity -will not stand the strain any longer, let us proceed."
"Well, what I want to know is—-in
fact, what I must know for my own
peace of mind—is: Why cannot a girl
pull herself out of a puddle by her own
galosh straps?"
Intermission wdiile the august bod.y
recovers its breath and dignity.
Cleona Coppersmith, becretary of the
order: " I move the question be put on
the table until the next meeting."
Preident Dolan, relievedly; "All in
favor, Siiy 'Aye'."
Motion is quickly carried.
President Dolan: "Next?"
Carl Hayes, the budding scientist:
"Er—il—just a little question that has
bothered me for some time. Er—a—-—"
President Dolan: "Less talk in the
same place, please; our time is valuiible."
Carl Hayes: "Well, what I want to
know i s : What would happen if an irresistible force met an immovable
body?"
Cleona: "I should say it would raise
thunder." She is quickly suppressed.
Chloroform did it.
After fifteen minutes careful thought,
Mar.y Hile said slowly. "Then the impossible would have happened."

Gertrude Dolan, wdth a magnificent
toss of her head, "That's it, exactly.
Proceed."
Evelyn Kiirn, rather scared: "My
question is a simple one: How would
one erase an indelible ink spot?"
Marie Crain, one of the select: "Lay
it on the table."
Motion quickl.y carried.
Albert Eberly, advancing to the rostrum:
"I believe you honored seers
stated some time .ago t h a t perpetual
motion was an impossibility?"
Gertrude: "We did."
Albert, with Gabrielitish gestures:
"Well, now, I'd like to cite an instance
of which I have heard. Black cat pelfs
are worth .$.2.5 apiece, so a man started
a black cat farm. He did not like to
have to jiay out his nioiie.y for feed, so
he started a rat farm on the next plot
of ground. He fed the rats to the cats;
that took care of them. He fed the
skinned cats to the r a t s ; t h a t took care
of them. Each took care of the other.
What is that if not perpetual motion?"
Gertrude, greatlj' perplexed:
"Any
suggestions?"
Cleona: "I'd call it Y''ankec ingenuity."
Gertrude, not satisfied: "Any other
suggestions?"
Marie: "Yep; lay it on the table."
Unanimously laid.
Haney, jumping up aud holding out
an armload of small snakes, and unmindful of the calamity wrought to
tight skirts and chair seats: "Here are
three snakes. Suppose they, when running around in a circle, caught each others' tails in their mouths and started
to swallow. W h a t would be the final
result?"
As tho question is swiftly laid on the
table, the tension relaxes. So do the
seers. Tumbling down from their perches,
they collapse in a complete faint. Audience collapses. After a few groaning
moments, table collapses.

Thank You, Renovo

Easter Alterations a la Normal

Miss Shaw's mu.sic class was interrupted Tuesday morning by the strains
of a saxaphone. Oh, boy, it was real
j a z z ; first we'd heard for a long time
and before Miss Shaw's astonished eyes
her little junior girls were jumping all
over their seats. To calm us down, we
had to sing all those songs .about little
brooks. Christmas fairies, row boats,
etc, Evidentl.y we got off the pitch and
introduced a little jazz because our
teacher's face reghstered surprise, grief,
astonishment, dismay, disgust, amusem e n t ; b u t she made us sing on and on
because Renovo's orchestra had started
in again. We finished all the songs in
one book and then we were dismissed.

1. Annie Wise wearing dark glasses,
so as to be pretty, like Mr. High.
2. Anne Kennedy's newest wrinkle:
a big black eye.
3. Miss Gabriel's new bulletin board:
notices now posted on the main hall
floor near the dining room.
4. Grace Hoover, since starting to
teach in the city schools, wears a flag
around her neck, wears her new hat to
school eflieiency class, and no longer
sleeps iu her galoshes.
5. Bertha Burt, an animated bulletin
bo.ard. She was seen traversing the main
halls with "Hot Dogs for Sale in the
Y. W. C. A." posted on the b.ack of her
dress.
(i. Neckerchiefs in the East Dorm.
We thank .you, Renovo. Como again;
7. Helen Nace improving on t h e
bring your saxajilione with you.
usual ways of taking leave, at ten
o'clock Sunday evening.
Lucretia, talking to the school ef8. Daisy-picking wdth wooden teeth
ficiency class: "Girls, if I had known
on the west campus.
when I was teaching in rural schools
as much as I know now, I would have
Nidiody asked Belvie wdiy or wdicn he
embraced many things that I piissed
came to Normal.
by." Giddy, giddy, giddy!

SHAKESPEARE
LITERARY SOCIETY
One big feature of the jirogram of
the Shakespeare Literar.y Societ.y was
a visit back to its old home, Shakespeare
Hall. It has been some time since the
Shakesperians have been at home. They
have used the chapel instead.
The life and works of Edgar A. Guest
was the subject of the evening. The
program was as follows:
Song—"Shiikie-doodle" Society.
Remarks b.y President.
Biography of Edgar A. Guest—Flora
Pletcher.
Reading—"You Can't Lave on Y'our
Reputation," Guest—Nellie Johnson.
Vocal Solo—Selected—Grace Ishler.
Piano Sold — "Meditation" — E m i l y
Brown.
Readings from Edgar A. Guest's
poems—Beatrice VanZandt and Helen
Nace.
Song—^"Shakespeare for Me"—Society.
Helen Nace was chairman of the comluitteo who had charge of the program.

Speaking of Corners
One of the finest examples of community co-operation is found right here
in Lock Haven. At a certain intersection of two streets there is a doctor's
lesidence on one corner, an undertaker's establishment on fhe other, and a
church on the third corner. This is
quite convenient for t h e residents on
the fourth.
(Editor's note:
Where's
the cemetery?)

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NORMAL
BELLEFONTE BEATEN
BUT WARREN WINS
(Continue(3 from page 1)
There are alibis, but alibis make ver.v
little impression on il score book; and
all the alibis in the world would not
change the fact that for once the local
aggregation went up against one better,
and were oiit-generiiled and out-scored.
No, not so badly as the score would
seem to show, but so comidetely that
the most enthusiastic jdiiyer on the
team would not siiy that, had all the
breaks thiit went agiiinst us gone for
us,- Norniiil wduld have won.
Warren iihi.ved a clean, hard, clever
game of !)» 411-100 per cent, basketball,
w-on hands down, and niade us like it.
The.v are gdod sportsmen and know the
game iiji thiit-awiiy. Some other day,
lierhaps, we might—but that day was
not Friday, March 28.
There is buf one unusual feature of
the game, outside of the completeness
of the dcfeiit, and that is that throughout the whole game, under the eyes of
a referee who does not miss 'em, but
one foul was Ciilled ou our team.
You can skiji this:
Normal
Warren
Normal
f
Wolfe
Marcy
f
Gustaf son
R.vdesky
c
Brown
MiuDonald
g
Finley
Herbster
g
Rasmussen
Sub.sfifutious: Scliuey for Gustafsou,
Kennet for Rasmussen. Field goals:
Haney, 1; Marcy, o; Rydesky, 2 ; Wolfe,
.1; Gustafsou, 4 ; Brown, 8; Finley, 1;
Schuey, 3 ; Kennet, 4. Foul goals:
Haney, 1 of 6; Wolfe, 1 of 1. Referee,
Johnson.

HASTY P U D D I N G
Bags are being packed, trunks checked,
nnd tickets bought for the Easter vacation starts on March 23. Jelly beans
and Eiister bunnies are awaiting most
of us beneath the paternal roof.
The drawing room and the infirniiiry
hiive been renovated and repainted. The
lininters hiivc been bus.v in the halls for
several days, giving them a springtime
touching u]i. Outside doors are being
left wide open, and Spring Fever is wandering in to register with us.
Mr. Trembath says that he is glad that
men have fo bother -with two hats only,
one for summer and one for winter.
The.v can overlook spring and fall, and
save consideriible wear and tear on the
disposition.
The seniors have been keeping the
mailman busy.
Letter-of-applieation
time is here again.
Miss Titus believes that if she walked
jiiist the mailboxes a t 6:00 A. M., someone would be waiting there to ask, "Is
the mail in y e t ? "
Spring is here; the camjius and Eberl.v are wearing lighter suits.
Miss Avery, Miss Groff, Mrs. Gage
and Miss Gabriel took a recent Wednesday afternoon off and went a-shopping
to Williamsport. Miss Avery added a
new' hat to her promising collection.
The rest have reported only on the
lunch they ate.
The Group I I I junior art class is
working on a project in correlation with
the teaching of Treasure Island. The
bovs in the class have built a miniature

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stage, wdiich is now receiving its finishing decoriitvie stencilling, while the girls
have been working ou scener.y, furniture, costumes, etc., which will illustrate
a number of the outstanding scenes
from the play. This correlation of the
work of file art department with the
work of the English departnient of a
.junior high school is a noteworthy demonstriitioii of how separate school departments can work together with benefit to both.
The health education cliisses are now
getting ready for the annual meet between the seniors and juniors, which
will be held shortly after Easter. Although it is some task to get so many
students to move their hands aud feet
in unison, Miss Butler is getting resnlts.
We'll say t h a t if there are any results
lurking around an.ywlicre. Miss Butler will get them.
All the girls are wondering what the
big idea is. On Saturday night, March
17, all the boys came to the dance in
the gym with bandana handkerchiefs
tied about their necks. Since then, they
have been wearing them most of the
time. I t is possible that they did not
wish the girls to think they had pulled
one over. Red seems to be the most
popular color, with a few sky blue ones
being worn by those whose hair agrees
too violently with the red.
The members of the Naturalists Club
almost missed their lunches on Tuesday, March 20, mainly because they were
having their pictures taken for Praeco.

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HARRY R. ZIMMERMAN
Special Agent

LOCK HAVEN, PA.
In Danger of Arrest
The Soeiet.y for the Protection of Innocent Offenders is requested to take
under advisement t h e case of Mr. Levi
J. Ulmer, incautious head of the science
department in this state of servitude.
Some time since, he found on his desk
a dead bird, which had been found by
a pupil, lying in a back yard. I t took
his scientific eye. He decided that it
—it is the bird we are discussing, not
the back yard—would make a good
specimen.
He sent it, therefore, to
a Williamsport taxidermist.
He now
finds himself the recipient of an official
letter from Washington, in which he is,
in cold official language, requested to
state just why, how, when, and where
the bird was shot. Mr. Ulmer may not
be with us long. How we shall miss
him!

Ted Schreiber without his stickpin.
Charles Herbster, LL.D.
Bea Van Zandt with a long face.
Amy Baker, Metropolitan Opera Company.
Esther Carlson taking reduction exercises.
Someone in the dayroom is suggestLucretia Summers with an untroubled ing a hike to Williamsport. Sure, we
conscience.
are willing; but where are you going
Miss Yale borrowing a stick of gum.
to get enough automobiles.
Helen Thall, orator.
Helen May killing centipedes.
William Skelton's wig.
Mrs. Belvie Cree.
Lambert Murphy and Mr. All in a
duet.
Alice Ryan talking on her fingers.
Miss Rowe winning the tennis chaiu:
pionship.
WIDMAN & TEAH
Caroline Mallison, owner of a bookstore.
C o r n e r Bellefonte A v e .
a n d C h u r c h St.
Just before the Clearfield game one
of our more brilliat students was showing il visitor the points of interest about
the dormitory. As they passed Miss
Groff's room, the stranger asked, "Who
lives there?"
"Oh, that is wdiere Miss Groff lives.
She is the office girl."
Step right up and answer, Miss Groff:
Which is your more important duty,
emptying fhe waste baskets or winding
the office clock?

Mrs. A. G. Barrett, from Irvona, surprised her sister, Gertrude Harper, on
Tuesday evening, March 20. She left the
following day for Williamsport, b u t returned on Thursday to make sure that
Gertrude did not miss the train home
for Easter.
Miss Leah Schaup, of Johnstown, liked
the place so well t h a t she had to come
back for another visit.
Many happy
returns, Leah, many of them.
Ernest Schrot is hereby called upon
td tell us what the real attraction in
the infirmar,y is. He has been making
il number of visits there of late, b u t to
give up a basketball trip just to go there
is too much for our bump of curiosity.
Tlie cameraman recently gathered all
the iivailable Marys about the schoel
iind ]ihotdgraphed them for Praeco.
Mrs. M.yrtle Anderson, of Temiileton,
I'll., has been here visiting Leah.
Mr. All had his picture taken for
I'riieco on the twenty-first. If the man
hiid had eyes in the back of his liead he
would hiive seen all the admirers, other
iidmirers, and yet more admirers, lined
nil behind him. He ma.y have a chance
to see them yet, however—when the
]ii(-tin-es are printed.
,-\niiie Wise and Itliibel Horn have
celebrated birthdays since the last issue of Normal Times. It will be some
Pink and white and grey all over;
time before either of them will have that is, since tho beginning of spring.
td skiji a year now and then.
Now can you guess wdio he is?

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