Today is
A p r i l Fool

NORMAL TiriES

Easter Vacation
is Codling

S t a t e T c a c h e r-i c o l l e j i ^ e , L o c k H a v e n , P a .
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T. J. SMULL '94

i,
NUMBKK 21

Social Training Art Club Will Spring is Here!
BarHjuet
Compulsory

1 h a t ' s straight coods. Jii.<(ttake
a look a t the campus and t r y and
count tlic K^hins. YCJU'II get a
thrill, a r>;&l thrill, o u t walking;
around and looking at t h e buds
on the trte.-,. They are getting so
fat they look ready t o bur.st any
minute. On many of t h e trees,
sap is drippifig off the ends of t h e
twigs. Thi;. rriust be where t w i g hunting, ai-.ii.-e.studying Juniors
have been collecting;—they are
as much it, evidence as t h e robins.

The .\rt Club v.t'l have their anT,'ie Toociier a.s a .ioi.ial being has
a (1 t had autlicleut training in thi^ jiiual baiiauet Satr,'.:€.ay, March 31, at
line, so the .-itate department of ed- Ifi; 00 in the dtv.iiag-room of the
ucation lias decided. To remedy this 1 (^hurch of Christ.
There will be i;, • iception preceeddeiicimicy, it lias been decided that
State Teachers Colleges of Pennsyl- ing the hantiuet, HO that the new
vania .shall Install a new department meinbers may h;;,'."> an opportunity
nf becoming acnivnlnted with the
a socail department.
The course shall include lessons alumni who retur for the aifair.
.11 Bridge, though it ha.s not a.s yet
Charles Dale w iJ be t.)a3t-master.
iieeu decided whether auction oi The prograni wJJf Include musical
Another ,-ura sign of spring is
• ontra.ct bridge will be sohedulerl. numbers, talks 1, / alunini about
.viih L. course in "500" for the few their experiences "i teaching art in that spring ;;verepidemic, dreaded by all scljcol teachers. Dozens
vho wish it especially. Teas shall be class-rooms.
of new cases are being reported
I >i;e "t the prescribed majors, wiih
Dr. a n d Mrs; Armstrong have daily. Insttuctors firmly believe
-Vlorterii Dancing a c l o s e second. been invited to I quests. Miss Ivah
that towai.- More than three cuts from theso Whitwell, an ha,i;(orary member of
should be .-tppliad, frequently and
wo shall be considered a failure, the club, will be present, also Miss
in large quantities. They are u s veil though the students may have Laura Leitzel wl • is the art super- ing this prescription not only a s
income quite proficient in either visor of Lock H; • 1 city schools.
preventative but also as a cure.
Mne. The State Department feels
The club was' .-orry to receive
But cheer up I Even though we
his is only just because of the great 'vnrd that Miss Y i t \ now Mrs. Louis
can't
do anything in self defense,
importance ot these courses. Thos'! J. Bargo, who w, dere at the tinii
spring fever is not fatal, and it
who fail iu the courses of the social the organizat'on
as started, will
w o n ' t be lone before t h e la.«t of
iepartiiient will not be granted thoir he unable to ate , .
May and vacation 1 I
ttacher'.s diploma.
Mrs. Barge's ) er will be read
AuKiiig oii.fci- courses that vv.li bi- wih interest by i ,, whole school:
offered will be one, as an elective.
"1 send my ; cere thanks and
Tiioina.s .1. Smull. at pre.sent ex- Ior girls only, "How to Get aud heart-felt apiirer Ion to the Art
i t.utive se<'.retary at Ohio .N'orthern Hold Men." A similar course will C\\\h of State Tf lers' College for
I'nivcrslty, a civil ensir.eer of ini- i;p offered to the men, "How to Keep the invitation re itly sent to me.
poitance is a Loeli Haven Teachers a Girl's Affection."
"It is very grv Tying for me to
College's graduate, who liiis been In"A religioi .. liei.L.ige for every
In the Modern Dancing course will '•ealize I am not ntirely forgotten,
cliiderl in Who's Who in , .\nierica.
e snme spirit of child of Ihe state" was iiie thought
be included "How to dance the Lat- which fact shows
llaring the period of 1S!)2-1894. and
est Steps" and "How and When to the club prevaie now as when it : of au address by Rev. Lewis Aber,
dauce them," aa Mr. Clornew, head wa* organized ju seven years ago. superintendent of Church School AdMr. Smull atte; ded this schot)l 1 of tile state department of social ed- "Lo.valty" w^ould ' ive been its by- ministration of Pennsylvania, given
later did post-graduate work in 18- I ucation, has announced.
word then, and '.siyalty" still can in chapel, March 21.
Rev. Aber. who spends his time
Mr. Sinull haw attmuled Susquei)e
vuur ny-word i • -lay.
A new building will be erected at
hanna l.fniver.slty. Lafaye, t.^ Colieg ;
•Deeply nffectei ry th's. It is very j meeting parents high school and coll e a c h school provided with cozy
lege students, said that the aim of
,1)1(1 Ohio Northern University. It
rooms where only davenports and iliiricult for me t: -lecllne the inviI the state in the work is conserving
i,\;is I'roni the lattfr that, in 1914.
bridge lamps will be in order. The iiition, and I trul. -egret conditions
youth rather than reclairainig old
he obtained his di'gree in civil en•need for such a building has long whicli deprive mr cf the pleasure to
iiJneenng. In 190() he took a degree
he in your midst CILO night of March iage.
i heen felt at Centra 1 State. Here
in architectural cngiiit'eriiig from
A safe government, Rev. Aber
il. I am very, v :•• sorry.
3lasses in entertainaier.t will he held
the same college. Mr. Smnll wns
"Please pxten daily.
cranted his degree of Doctor of En;ind Misa Atliertc; my very best re- righteous citizens, intelligence being
1
1 V.o memliers of the faculty fiiryards, and to tlv > members of the cared for by the school, and rightaineerin.s; hy OgUtliorpi' I'niversity
iC.-!.tral State have not been fully Art Club best wt^i s for great suc- eousness by the church-school. The
iu 1921.
jrletideil upon yet, but Mrs. Emily
plea of the state is for a higher type
For twelve year.-i, from 1905 until j Bates Host has been .selected to take ; cess in all nndert 'kings."
of church-school training with grad1927, Mv. Smull wa.s Dean of the j Ihe (course on Teas; Gloria Swanson.
ed instruction, trained teaehers and
College o f Engineering at Ohio the special course for the men "How
supervision.
N'orthern. Prom 1917 to the pres- I to Hold a Girl's Affection"; and Ben
ent, Mr. Smull has been executive Lyons, the course for the girls, GetHaven nrancn last year when three
secretary ot the university.
(Continued on Page 2)
delegates were sent to the convenIn addition to liis school work,
tion at New Haven, Conn. The place
Mr. Smull is prominent in public acVivian Eberhart a n d Geraldine that was made last year for us is
Engineering
Society,
the
American
tivity. HP is city engineer for Ada,
.loues were elected! delegates to the to be made n much bigger place
Ohio, and keeps up a consulting Association of Engineers, the Socie- Xatioual ConventJoa of the I. K. U. this year.
pr.TCtice. Ho has heen a member of ty for the Promotion of Engineer- Pt the special mi .ting of the I. K.
Among the noted peoole who wiil
the Hoard of Exan-iners of the State ing, and the Phi Gamma Delta fra- U, Wednesday, Mach 21, to be held take part In the convention are PatCivil Service Tomraisslon and has ternity.
at Grand Rapldti, Michigan from ty Smith Hill. Mary Dabney Davis,
Mr. Smull's old home was in Mac- .\pril IG to 19. Oar delegates will
heen the appraisal engineer of the
Theodosia Hadlev and Caroline W.
keyville, a small town about eight leave on Sunday, April 15, and will
State ftllitie?! Commission. Ohio.
Barbour, who ii President ot the T
In 1B2S he was made a member miles west of Lock Haven. Prom spend four days at t h e convention. K, TT. There will be onnortunities ofof the Ohio •Waterways Commission. Mackeyville to 'Who's Who' is covThe other braachea of the I. K. fered fnr excursions to the furniture
He is. too. a tnemher of the Ohio iring no small territory.
P. noticed the oxietence of the Lock
(C.^'*^'r)i'ort (.Tt no,.',. ,1 \

Executive Secretary
at Ohio Northern
University

I Rev. Lewis Aber
Speaks

' • ) ' .

I. K. U. ro Send
Del€;,iates

NORMAL TIMES

New Teaching Assignments Jar
Or Please

Spring is Here,

Clock Lo«es Hand

Once is Enough

It wasn't w h a t Joe h a d done, you
u n d e r s t a n d . Pifil*y was m e a n . Nobody had a gobd word for him, always g e t t i n g into bad scrapes and
w o r m i n g o u t , of them somehow. I
"Well t h a n k goodness, i t ' s o v e r ! "
don't believe he' had a friend in all
"Whafe over?"
Santa Lucia, and I'd h a t e to have
as many eneniies as he h a d . Yes,
" T h e suspense a b o u t m y new
i
half of S a n t a Luce o r d i n a r i l y would
teaching assignment. I had a prehave h a n d e d his Macbeth a bouquet
sentiment I was going to get music
and called him a public benefactor.
and I lost my b r e a t h every time I
I n s t e a d , It shaped up like t h i s ; ,)oe
t h o u g h t of it, but luck was with
was a nigger. T h a t m e a n s a lot anyrae for I'm going to keep my old
where ill t h e South, and o u t in Santa
classes. How did you fare, H e l e n ? "
Luce it m e a n t a lot 6x3.
" W o n d e r f u l ! I got changed from
Joe h a d give himself up so's he
r e a d i n g to history and got rid ol
wouldn't get linched, a n d they had
spelling. I only have one daily lesput him in the big jail on HighUui.i
son plan to write. Isn't t h a t g r e a t ?
Avenue. But t h e S a n t a Luciano di.l
I liave s t u d y period and dismissal
j.ot t h i n k they had built t h a t jail to
every day, t h o u g h . "
protect killer niggers, so they got to" W e l l , I have noon period and
gether a n d framed a little rescue
t h a t ' s j u s t as bad."
party f o r Joe. You k n o w how a
" H e r e comes .'Vnne from conferlaiidsl.de w o r k s : sonieone s t a r t s a
ence. W h a t ' s t h e news, Anne, good
lit.le stone rolling, it k n o c k s some
or b a d ? "
bigger ones loose, a n j before long
ycu've got a force t h a t is going to
" W e l l , it sounds i n t e r e s t i n g , but
smash s o m e t h i n g when it hits. Tha;
not so easy. I'm to teach English,
's t h : way thiS c;owd was, starting
-Arithmetic History and P e n m a n s h i p .
w th a crowd of big-eyed kids and
T h a t m e a n s flfteen lesson plans per
becoming
a mob of two t h o u s a n d
week. Isn't t h a t p l e n t y ? "
: ; ( \ . . i n g lunatics before noon.
Little
April
Home
Economics
i)epaitinent
"Mine s o u n d s like a vacation comIt got hotter and h o t t e r , and the
l,ai ed to yours. But maybe it won't
Paul .Miller, Walter McCloskey, (Jorden Swoyer, Clyde
(
i
j
w d got bigger and bigger. At twe
Parsons,
Richard
.Miller,
J.
Allen
Kobb,
I,loye
Uielrick,
i,e :••:) easy when I get s t a r t e d . Say,
o'clock t h e r e four t h o u s a n d the.'c
Robert Bduman.
I don't believe t h e r e a r e to be m a n y
j a m m i n g the a v e n u e , and t h a t doe;
c h a n g e s from one g r a d e to a n o t h e r .
U3t count tho kids who were hangHave you h e a r d of a n y ? "
ing onto trees, telegraph poles, any•V*/hy, yes, someone told m e Laut h . n g t h a t gave them a p u r c h a s e and
Stirred to action by malicious mis- ] lu'.iacter in t h e neighborhood.
ra S t u a r t is changing trom t h e kinr t t e d t h e m above t h e mob. Y'ou
d e r g a r t e n to first g r a d e and t h a t . h e: t h a t passes t h e bounds of reaT h e rcqu3:;t was g r a n t e d at a
ki-ow how t h a t blisterin,g Oklahom:;
Ruth McCall is going from flrst to ^^•;n the Board ot' T r u s t e e s is offering j hastily called meeting of t h e Board
sun gets you? Well, :t w a s getting
k i n d e r g a r t e n . I h a v e n ' t heard of a n y ., r a w a i d of one t h o u s a n d cold do.- I ;f Trustees, who also voted a ret h a t crowd a n j g e t t i n g t h e m bad.
changes t h o u g h . "
lars lor t h e a r r e s t a n d conviction of ', ward of one t h o u s a n d simoleons for By t w o - t h i r t y they were r e a d y to d:
"Well, anyway, t h e excitement is the vandal who, on t h e evening o^
', my i n f o r m a t i o n leading t o the ar- a n y t h i n g ; jnst clean gone.
all over and we know where we
A big, red-necked s t a b l e h a u d , they
Ma.ch 3 1 , climbed somehow up the ' .-ezt of t h e miscreant, and appointed
i.tand. P r o m what we've h e a r d I
called him Choker Smitli, got up on
.ace
of
t
h
e
t
r
a
i
n
i
n
g
school
t
o
w
e
r
a
n
d
j
Mr.
W
a
l
k
to
sit
in
t
h
e
upper
chamguesa most of us are pretty well satt h e curb under my t r e e a n d asked
iifled. Let's go, girls, It's
five-thir- .nade off with one of the h a n d s of j uer of t h e college b o a t h o u s e with for someone to help him siii.ish the
the
t
r
a
i
n
i
n
g
school
clock.
ty."
j the money in his hand, so that de- gate in with a b a t t e r i n g r a m . About
On t h e m o r n i n g of t h e following i ivery m i g h t be made p r o m p t l y when twenty men stepped up. They got a
:iay s t u d e n t s woke up to discover I tlie thief Is dragged in by t h e stu- telephone pole from s o m e w h e r e and
Social Dep't to be Added
the d a m a g e to Central S t a t e ' s land- d e n t council.
s t a r t e d banging away at t h e biggest
.-;;ark. The clock which h a s sum(Continu.Ml from page 1)
s;'de-eiitrance. Someone inside either
Mr. W a l k was later found snoring
got cold feet or else sympathized
t i n g and Holding Your Man." We moned s t u d e n t s to classes, and disin t h e clubhouse, w i t h o u t t h e monwith the crowd, for they unlocked
feel t h a t t h e s e t h r e e additions t h a t rais.;ed t h e m , tor so many y e a r s , i:;
e.v. " W a k e u p ! " shouted Mowrie Ebhave been m a d e so far are very able bound up in every a l u m n u s ' s mem- ner. " W h e r e ' s the r e w a r d for t h e t h e door and let t h e mob s t r e a m in.
When they came out Choker had t h e
to t a k e on t h i s responsibility ot flt- ;,iy. The action has roused t h e schoo" I h e f ? "
nigger and some of t h e o t h e r s were
ting our t e a c h e r s for becoming more to fury.
" W h a t t h i e f ? " he is alleged to keeping the crowd hack with sixsociable beings. Ronald Colman and
All outpouring of real school spir- have a n s w e r e d .
shooters.
Claia Bow are being considered as it occurred at chapel when speakers
" T h e man who stole t h e clock
They dragged him over lo a knoll
new m e m b e r s of the faculty.
for the s t u d e n t body denounced t h e
hand last n i g h t . "
and hung him to a young maple. Not
The new d e p a r t m e n t wil begin its , e.ctlon, urged everyone to be on the
" W a k e up yourself," he retorted. t h e swift, n e c k - b r e a k i n g ,
painless
v/ork April first of this year, ending I lookout for t h e thief, and requeston the same day!
ed a holiday so t h a t everyone m i g h t " L a s t night was March 'il. Today is hanging the law deals out, but a
(Continued on P a g e 4)
jjoin in a search of every suspicious April F o o l ' s Day."

$1,000. Reward For Clock Hand Thief

A Department Store-—
Where
large
assortments,
prompt,
pleasant
service,
newest styles, and lowest prices
vie for your
approval—

LINTZ'S
J.A.N.FX.P.

Another New Addition!
T h e nicest t h i n g a r o u n d
this
j school is o u r new tiled s w i m m i n g
pool. It's u n d e r t h e gym w h e r e seems
to me a couple of class r o o m s used
to be. The floor Is white a n d the water is blue and of course t h e r e a r e
showers, too.
The middies and bloomers left
this school when we got this g r e a t
I big swimming pool. In our bathing

suits we go to gym, and all we do
is swim and swim. We used to march
till our a n k l e s b r o k e b u t now we
learn to s t r o k e and s t r o k e .
"L e f t ,
r i g h t , left, r i g h t ' " t h e
t e a c h e r s cry a n d how the feet a n d
w a t e r fly. We stop for rest then
sink with a shout, and t h e t e a c h e r
has to fish us out. W h i l e s h e ' s sav(Continued on P a g e 3)

Titus
Just off the Campus
Serve:
Dainty Lunches
Tasty Sandwiches
Delicious Sundaes
We deliver ice cream or iHnches lo
College;Sludeiils at 9;45

NORMAL TIM^;S

Normal Times
iNuruiaJ Times is published a t Lock
Haveu S t a t e T e a c h e r s UoUege, Lock
Haven, I'enna., by t h e Board of Editors of N o r m a l Times.
T h e subscription r a t e to all a l u m ni a n d u n d e r g r a d u a t e s of the school
is 11.00 i>er a n n u m .
Ituiird of E d i t o r s
Managing E d i t o r
Florence Haven
Editor-in-Chief
Verna Mae Kurtz
Make-up E d . t o r
Georgia H u r s h
.Alumni Kditor
Lenore S h a r p
Associate E d i t o r s ; Helen Young,
Klizabeth Spotts, R o w e n a Glossner,
Sterl Artley, Dorothy
McCloskey,
Lucille Tay or, Ruth Adams, Heleu
Klepper, K a e h e 1 Hevenor, E s t h e r
Keyser.
Business Manager, R u t h McLaughlin
Circulation M ii n a g e r , H a r r i e t
Rohrbaugh.
Subscription Manager,
Samuel
I.ong.

Exchanges

Editorials

T h e Qeues^o N o r m a l editor r e quests the placing of " b e t t e r w a l k Advice to Girls
i n g " along w i t h " b e t t e r
speech,"
"better b o o k s," "better
homes,"
D o n ' t w o r r y a b o a t t h e c o l o r of c a r r o t s u n t i l y o u h a v e i n q u i r e d
etc.
a b o u t t h e p r i c e of bean,s. S p r i n g .styles w i l l b e d i f f e r e n t t h i s y e a r o n
Not a bad idea, is i t ?
a c c o u n t ot t h e Q y m M e e t .
T h e L.amroii
School Spirit

"^^ ^^^ s p r i n g t h e r e ' s n o one like
I cupid t o m a k e a m a n s t u p i d . "
H a v e y o u n o t i c e d a l l t h e d o l l s a n d r a ^ d o l l s t h a t t h e g i r l s it: t h e
Behold t h e h u m b l e b a n a n a , s e e
d o r m h a v e b e e n m a k i n g ? I t is p o s s i b l e t o p u r c h a s e t h r e e g l a s s e s f o r how easily it slips t h r o u g h life."
t e n c e n t s a t W o o l w o r t h ' s . I t is a l s o v e r y i m p o r t a n t t o b e o n t i m e a t
" T h e echo is n a t u r e ' s way of gett h e a r b o r . A half d o z e n r o s e s d o e s n ' t m a k e a v e r y l a r g e b o q u e t .
I t^ns t h e last word in any a r g u i ment.'
C u l l o w b e e Yodel

Be On Time

A^ m e n , l i e r s of a S t a t e T e a c h e r s C o l l e g e , w e o u g h t l o p a y s o m e ;
California N o r m a l is g e t t i n g a
a t t e n t K . . . t o t h e fact t h a t a t a p e n . t a s u i e IS s i x t y i n c h e s I c t i g . T h i s i s i °'«« ^P'^'^S vcation—from March 31
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to

April 9 !

important trom the standpoint ot psytboU gists, and the National As,. • , . j .
c
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f
r- J
o
^ ^ ^ ^^y. jju(. jjj Madison, South
s o c i a t i o n of L i b r a r i a n s . D r . A r m s t r o n g p r o b a b l y e n t e r t a i n s t h e s a m e l j^^kota, E a s t e r n S t a t e T e a c h e r s Coliileas, a l t l i o u g b h e h a s n o t b e e n c o i i s n l t t i i .
lege tells u s s p r i n g vacation s t a r t s
March 30 and ends April 9.
i d a^y 's«—" e h^
? ! ^^'ek is better than nve
Pink Teas Cundemned

Acceptance for mailing a t special
rate of postage provided for in secT h e proper way t o e n t e r a d i n i n g room is to slide d o w n t h e b a n i s tion 1103, Act ot October .'J. 1917,
authorized J u n e 3, 1923.
t e r . I n c a s e of fire, w r i n g t h e n e a r e s t n e c k , b u t b e c a r e f u l n o t t o ; Middle T e n n e s s e e State Teachers
s c r a t c h t h e w o o d w o r k . D o n ' t f o r g e t to a c q u i i e f r o m M iss R o b e r t s p e r - College m a k e s a good suggestion;
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" W h y n o t m a k e May 2 1 — t h e d a v
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m i s s i o n t o e n t e r t a i n in t h e t i o i i t ottice.
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^ , ^ ,
t h a t L i n d b e r g h landed a t LeBourget
Let's Think !!!
i field—a N a t i o n a l holiday? On May
Y o u s h o u l d t a k e t h r e e o a j s t o d i s c o v e r w h a t w e m e a n b y t h e s e |'^"^
^=»« stth
i re
r enda t iand
by
i 2 1 . 1927,
o n ' s alwa at eknetn e dideal,
,
,
, . »^i 1
•...
the d a r ng feat of a slim, modest
Gerry Greaser, Elizabeth Dalby,
°
,
-^
Dolly G e a r h a r t , Clarice Cohick, Al- p a r a g r a p h s , ( J n t h e t o u i t h oa> , g e t t h i s s l i a i g h t — 1 h t s e a r e w r i t t e n |
f^ t^ •
.< > <^
:Iyye oa ur ?t n" . Why not m a k e it so everv
ice Pearsall and Sal Wilson were in f
Altoona for t h e week-end. Some de.- to b e r e a d ou A P R I L F I R S T .
Side Linss
egation!
W e ' r e glad t o n o t e t h a t t h e addiElizabeth Spotts' p a r e n t s visited
h e r o n S u n d a y , March 25.
j Marcn w e a t h e r i s — M a r c h w e a t h - eiouds. S t u d e n t s h u r r y i n g u p from tion of snap-shots to Normal Times
P e g Cufver spent t h e week-end a t £,,.. Yesterday t h e s u n b e a t d o w n ; cuwn all t h i o w t h e sign, a p p a r e n t l y , i>! m a k i n g ev. impression o n our exher home in W a r r e n .
^ today clouds scud a u d c i n d e r s fill of t h e s a m e secret o r d e r ; t h e y fran- changes. " T h e I n d i a n a P e n n " says
tlcally flap their h a n d k e r c h i e f s t o of t h i s f e a t u r e : "Lock Haven is
L a u r a S t u a r t ban h e r ,.ather a s
,;he u n w a r y eye; t o m o r i o w their e y e — e i t h e r e y e — a n d dig, a n d p r i n t ' n g in t h e school paper m a n y
h e r guest for t h e weeli-end.
Arlene J o h n s o n ar.d Vendla F a u l k
Y e s t e r d a y t h e t h e r m o m e t e r h u n g dig, a n d dig. Coat-coIIars of w i n t e r snap-shots t h a t a d d t o t h e appearg r a d u a t e s of ' 2 7 , were back on Sun- a r o u n d s u m m e r heats. Koblns chir- coats, protect t e n d e r necks from ; ance and value of t h e paper. A paper
day. They art- both teaching i n Ty- . uped. C o a t s disappeared, even t h o s e drafts. P r o m t h e t r a i n i n g school t o i with such p i c t u r e s l a r g e e n o u g h for
r e n e this year.
-'^w s p r i n g coats. Uur best y o u n g t h e d o r m i t o r y a n d back again s t u - ! t h e people t o b e recognized, will
Dot Killen and Bdiia Mae T u r n e y men h u n g away their h e a d g e a r , a n d dent teachei K a n d observers travel | m a k e a n excellent s o u v e n i r . "
;;pent t h e w e i k - e n u a t their homes \ .vandered down t h e r i a l t o b a r e h e a d - in mad dashes, i n t e r r u p t e d by h a s t y
We Wonder How We F a t o
i 1 Cresson.
: •^'^^ '"^^ s p r i n g poets. S i d e - c u r t a i n s dabs t o r e s t o r e g a r m e n t s to m o r e d e West Chester Normal interviewed
Dot B a s t i a n , and Peg Broth were | were folded a w a y . T h e Arbor a n d corous lines.
a m o n g those present in Williams- j Titus scraped t h o b o t t o m s of t h e But now a n d then t h e s u n gets ; t h e Post Offlce in r e g a r d t o t h e
port this week-end.
I freezers, a n d purchasers of ice c r e a m a l i t t l e innings. A warm breeze i ^ ' ' ^ ° " n t of mail i t h a n d l e s for s t u Alice R e a d a n d Iva Thompson en- : ::andwiches ate thein slowly a s t h e y stealB p a r t way across c a m p u s be- dents. The a p p r o x i m a t e figures were
tore t h e w i n t r y gusts whoop a f t e r ; 700 l e t t e r s a day, 125 p a p e r s , pamtertained " b o y friends" S a t u r d a y loitered back toward t h e dorms,
and Sunday.
Today contrary w.nds push t h e it. T h e g r a s s bravely s t r u g g l e s t o | P*''^'*'' magazines, etc. an,d (iO packLib Bressler, Rachel Hevenor, a n d surface of the river into more and r e a r itself above t h e w i n t e r ' s m u d . I ''•Eea by Parcel Post.
T h e Green Stone
Peg Smith w e r e a t their h o m e s In more diverse wrinkles t h a n line a W h o knows b u t that t o m o r r o w may :
;
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I g r a y h e a r d ' s face. Dust whirls in b e — a n o t h e r d a y ?
Williamsport.
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igym because you s e e t h e y like t o
A.,,^4.t. „ M
.\ ^ 4 i iswim. And somepin tells m e we'll
"You don't answer my question
Who Salt! This?
A n o t h e r N e w .Addition
| , e t a one, if t h e whole g a n g k e e p s
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"Will y o u please just think a
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a goin' on. We'll learn to swim by
minute?"
"If y o u wish to c o n t i n u e your Ing one Irom going down, half t h e j hook o r crook a n d we'll win ithe
conversation, will you kindly s t e p ' kids will p r e t t y near drown. T h e n meet if I'm n o t mistook. B u t — s a y
"I'll g r a n t you t h a t . "
out Into t h e h a l l ? "
" T h i s is t h e cawd c a t a l o g u e . "
all t h e class a s quick a s a wink I k i d s — a b o u t t h a t s w i m m i n g p o o l "Do you g e t t h e p o i n t ? "
t h r e w up their h a n d s a n d proceed t o I fogot t o s a y t h a t I t ' s A P R I L
"Hello, hon, how's my g i r l ? "
"Now y o u schust can't do t h a t
sink. I guess we t h i n k we're on t h e P O O L ! !
" K e e p pegging a w a y . "
land for a l l we d o is t r y to s t a n d . \
_^_______
there."
' Did you get out of t h a t car o n
" D o n ' t l e t t h e w e a t h e r Interfere
If we keep afloat and do not sink.
Surprise
( hurch S t r e e t ? "
with your w o r k , "
I we're sure t o win t h e meet, I t h i n k . • Be p r e p a r e d for a big s u r p r i s e t h e
" B e speciflc."
! The o t h e r kids a r e n ' t half so w i s e — | first S a t u r d a y n i g h t after E a s t e r Va" L e t t h e intellectual plow sink a
,. . j ^ ^
iSomeday they'll s i n k a n d forget t o ; cation. The boys belonging t o t h e
little d e e p e r . "
MCimio
rise. They tell u s kids t h a t w e ' r e ail i Y. M. C. A. h a v e been p l a n n i n g one
"Less t a l k i n g , please."
The S h a k e L i t e r a r y Society dis- wet, b u t boy! o h , girl! we'll heat j for t h e school f o r a long t i m e A t
" I don't w a n t you t o put more ; cussed p a r l i m e n t a r y l a w T h u r s d a y t h e m yet!
j their m e e t i n g W e d n e s d a y evening
t h a n a n h o u r and a q u a r t e r a day evening a t their r e g u l a r m e e t i n g . I t :
But a l o n g o u r pool I'll tell you Albert Hobba a n d Russel B o h n told
on your l e s s o n s . "
wa?- also decided when t h e d e b a t e s j n o w — s a y . k i d s t h a t pool is one s u r e of t h e completed plans. " I t ' l l b e
" A n y a d d i t i o n s nv c o r r e c t i o n s ? "
will be given.
iwow! None of t h e classes ever c u t wonderful," s o one of t h e m said

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Initiation
The new members of the Naturalist Club were initiated iuto that organization Monday evening. There
was a different program followed, i
Discussions
The Y. W. C. A. services were ! being formal rather than informal. ;
conducted in a different manner this ' Mr. Ulmer welcomed them iuto the
refreshments w e r e
week. The assembly was divided into S3ciety a n d
what were c a l l e d
"discussion s,trved. The Senior membeis enterfu/X. '4di (Q/u>aL cn-^
gioups," each one headed by a lead- tained, but the next time the JunVMhr\rXfC
UJtX/i yd 0
er who took the group to her room. i..rs get their opportunity.
IvLuhleen Spenj:!•.;••, Alice Baumgariiev Irene Purkiss i;!:/.abeth Dalby,
Party
Dorothy Killeu. Violtl Morris, MowT, H. R., a day-room organization,
rie Ebner, Mary Kell, Adda Edwards I hai a party at Margaret Laiid'j 1
and Katherine Fliger were leaders. , home i:i place of a meeting. Thuy
The topic under discussion was "The 1 Played cards, had refreshuie.its and
SUCCESSOR. T O
Problems a Teacher Meets in a New ^ i, general good time. At thi3 gather- I ^ \yt I
Community." The results of the dis- i iug election of oflicers tor next year
HecM's "Womans Shop
cussion will reported at the meeting j v/as held: President, Ruth Grier,
:!cxt week.
iSec.-Treas., Thelma Moore. Next fall'
a Junior member will be chosen for
Vice-President.
I
Alpha Zeta Pi
I
Pins
I The Normal Times staff gathered
L. A. L. the other day-room group
i together Monday evening and dis; cussed the paper and some of the had no meeting. Their new pins
W h e r e Service and
i staff memhers. Resignations of Ger- a me, which they are proudly dis! aldine Jones and Sterl Artley, sub- playing.
Satisfaction is

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er sideway:;, legs stretched and fai
apart, flngemails biting into palms,
(Continued from Page 1)
b o d y turning slowly round and
factories and exhibits, and for vls- round and handing me that ghastifng points of interest in and near ly grin. I was just a kid then, but
I haven't ever forgotten.
Grand Rapids.

L K. U. Sends Delegates

When the delegates return, they
vill share with the other I. K. U. It's Different in the Morninj;
;>iembers all the wonderful things
"Say, kid, will you call me In the
hoy saw, heard and did.
morning when you get up? My head
is too thick to get this to-night."
"Sure, I'll call you if I don't forOnce i.s Enough
get. I'll try to remember."
(Continued from ii^fie
'J.)
"You be suie, 'cause I simply
:s l o w , terrible, gasping death by
must
get up."
I
I . trangulatlon.
(Next Morning)
I felt sorry for Joe; when janitor
ill our apartment house he had oft"I wonder what time it is? Gee,
en danced jigs to amuse me; but I it's almost time tor Belvie to come
did have to laugh to see his leet go- around. Guess I'll get up. Mustn't
1 n g througii complicated s fJ,e p s
reaching for the ground they would forget to call Dot. She wants to
Dot, it's time to get up, •
j never tread again. It wasn't funny study
! when he began to straighten out, — you wanted to study."
with his tongue black and swollen
"Uh, I'm too s'eepy; I don't want i
hanging out of purple lips that the
I
pain had twisted into a grin. At to study."
"Don't you really?"
I
first he had looked like a wet rag
flapping in a winter gale; but now
"Uh-uh! Let me sleep."
the rag was frozen. Neck lopped ov"All right. Sorry I wakened you."

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