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LOCK HAVEN. PBNNA., FEBRUARY 6,

1928

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Eighteen Complete Courses,
With Two Earning Degrees
First Sheepskins Earned by Men at This College Go to Jesse Ward and Clyde
Swoyer-Dr. Armstrong Says Farewell for School
T h e i r undergraduate work at
Teachers College e n d e d , eighteen
students, including the flrst two men
to receive Lock Haven's baccalaureate in science, were added to the
alumni roster at an Impromptu farewell in the auditorium on January
26. Dr. D. W. Armstrong gave them
both the farewell of the school and
the welcome of Lock Haven's five
thousand alumni.

on the platform were issued as rapidly as Dr. Armstrong could locate
each of the eighteen. The faculty
Well, I suppose I may as well get
und the students had no advance noat that Art. You know, we have to
tice.
make a calendar for next week, with
Undoubtedly the most popular and
Each of the eighteen was called charming musical program ever pre.scenes and stick men chasing each
up by name at the close of Dr. Arm- sented at Central State Teachers
other all about. If you ask me, I
strong's
short address, to receive a College was given Friday evening,
think it's a lot of bologney, but noround of clapping as he advanced. January 27, by Miss Suzanne Keenbody seems to consult me much.
"Auld Lang Syne" closed the exer- er, coloratura soprano, and formerly
.\iiyway, It's got to be done.
cises appropriately.
Say, do you think this scene
of the Metropolitan Opera Comimny.
Two of the eighteen, Jesse Ward,
"We Expect No failures"
would do for October? See, there
Youth, musicianship, personality,
of Kane, and Clyde Swoyer, of Renare corn shocks—and these little ovo, completed their four years In
"'Wi> expect no failures in this beauty and historic and dramatic
things down here are pumpkins, the college courses and were ac- group of graduates," Dr. Armstrong ability are all combined in this one
i^ooks like Pujij'ama? I tell you it's knowledged ready to receive from said in his short talk. "Most of them charming little woman to make hei
a harvest scene and that is just a the State of Pennsylvania and Lock h a v e worked hard, their record real greatness. All of these also won
hill. You and your Japanese project | Haven Teachers College their de- shows I t , t h e y have been wise the hearts of her audience from the
make me sick. The next thing you'll i gree of Bachelor of Science in Edu- enough to do that work In Lock Ha- lii St.
be thinking you're a little Japanese ! (^atiou. The actual conferrng of the ven—and I know of no school anyMiss Keener presented a charmand start off to class in your ki- legrees will not take place foramlly where that can give better training ing and varied program of Modern
mona.
until Commencement In May of this to teach than this school offers—, English, Russian, Spanish, Colonial,
We have a poster to make, too, ^year, at which time also the diplom- and the results of that work will Scandinavian and French numbers:
and I can't think of a n earthly as will be given to the six midyear now begin to show."
with a generous number of encores.
thing. Oh, I don't feel like doing' graduates of the Kindergarten-PriThe Scandanavian a n d
French
The ,5000 alumni of Lock Haven groups were presented in the typic.\rt, anyway; I guess I'll start that mary course and to the ten gradupenmanship. We have a whole gang ates In the Irtermediate Grade Cur- make so large a group, Dr. Arm- al costumes of each country; the
strong pointed out. that it would later costume being of the Louis XVI
stuff to do for her, too. Honest, I ricculum.
take graduation exercises twice a period.
think it's awful the amount of laJesse Ward has already left for day for a whole year, twenty gradbor we have to do here. I guess that
Not only is Miss Keener a great
is all they think we came here for. X'w Castle, Penna,, where he Is to uates in every group, every day of singer but she is also an actress and
be supervisor of health education In the regular sessions and the summer ' designer. She designs all her own
to work.
the junior high school. Clyde Swoy- .sessions, to send out so large a' clothes. The lovely black evening
You like these A's? So do I. They
er intends taking postgraduate work body. That should help, he said, t o ' dress in which she appeared gave
look just like the ones in the book;
here this coming semester, increas- "comiirehend what a wonderful in- evidence of her ability as the latter.
I think so too. Say, you have it all
I n g t h e number of majors with fluence in Pennsylvatiia schools has
Mr. Underwood, who accompanied
over Miss Atherton; she can't see
which he Is accredited.
ccniG from this institution."
her upon the piano, presented muslcthe resemblance at all.
The success of each teacher, he a 1 numbers from time t o time
Exercise is Surprise
But I don't think so much of the
ones In the book anyway. Why, evThe sight of the eighteen students reminded the audience, brings cred- throughout the program.
ery once In a while there's a let- on the platform Thursday morning it to every teacher In the profession.
ter In there that even I know isn't came as a surprise to the undergrad- The failure of a single teacher inMiss Lesher Surprises
right. I suppose that after old Zan- uates and to the faculty. Formali- evitably reflects upon the standing
Student Teachers
er died they kind of lost the knack; ties had not been planned. The feel- of the entire teacliing body. Every
Instead of the usual conference.
maybe no one else knew how to do ing that these eighteen ought not p:raduate of this college owes it to
Tuesday, Jan. 24, Miss Lesher Init.
wait until next May for some ex- the college and to the teaching provited all the girls who had taught
fession
as
much
as
he
owes
It
to
pression
of
Lock
Haven's
good
will
Anyway I think I can make these
for her during the first semester,
himself,
perhaps
more
than
he
owes
.\'B pretty nice if I just take my toward them was something of a
and much to their surprise, intro(Continued on Page 3)
time, but that's where we don't last minute Idea. Invitations to sit
duced a game, for which a prize was
agree again. What do you think she
awarded to Helen Behrer. At the
told me the other day in class? I
conclusion of the game. Miss Leshwas doing these A's so nice and career took the crowd to Titus' where
ful when she came along and said,
The senior class of 19 28 has paid the greatest compliment in its pow- she treated them to sundaes and
"You're doing those too slowly."
er to those who went out fr nm Lock Haven in its first graduating class, cakes.
"I know It," I said, "but I can't just flfty years ago this C ••^imencement Departing from the habit, nevget them right unless I do."
er before broken, of ded'f.i* •in; the senior class yearbook, PRAECO, to
"How much emotion springs from
"Huh!" she said, "I don't see some member of the facult- 'he seniors at their last class meeting votthe idea, how much from the desire
that it's making much difference." ed overwhelminglv td d»f'' te th's year's volume to the Class of 1878.
to be emotional? The former makes
I thought they were good, but I
The book will contn'n '• "nusal 'entures, photographs of '78 as good writing; the latter piffle." —
(Continued on Page 8)
undergraduates, a'^'d ir "tures of the college's early history.
"Better Writing" (Henry S. Canby)

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Miss Keener's Concert Best of Year

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lier Fatal tieauiy

THE tRlEND

TO

CHOOSE

Her eyes were dark and dewy;
Her lips were red and gewy;
She looked like a doll
What a fine, heartening thing is quite helpless, for soon he would
Till she started to boll.
cheerfulness!
Do we appreciae it as have nothing left to lend us or to
Then her whole effect went flewy.
highly it deserves? There is a flavor give us.
Quality
style
Our grateful friend would make
about it that is delightful, and a
life
miserable
by
his
protests
of
sense
of
stimulation
in
it,
like
that
Sister Does Her Lessons
"Well, Mother, I can't study to- of a cup of hot tea or coffee on a gratitude.
Our visionary friend would annoy
night. I don't feel like it and I will cold day, or a draught of cold,
Newest
S t y le s in
get u p at six o'clock tomorrow sparkling water bubbling from a U.5 by thinking of all kinds of impracOxfords and Slippers
morning if you'll call me. Honestly spring on a shady hillside in mid- tical schemes to escape from the island.
summer.
I will.
Our deceiving friend would fill
T h e r e are as many kinds of
Oh, yes, I will get up this time.
Mother. Please. Well, yesterday I I friends perhaps, as there are pickles our brains with flatteiy at a time
we would need to keep alert and
couldn't get up early because—well, ', of a well known brand.
103 Main St., Lock Haven, Pa.
For example there is the philo- level-headed.
I guess I didn't sleep very good, so
But our cheerful friend. There is
I couldn't get awake. But, honestly sophical friend who ijours words of
and truly, I will this time. Mother, wisdom into our inattentive ears; ' tho one we would be content with,
the jolly friend who slaps us on the I for an indefinite stay on an uninif you'll only let me. Huh?
Oh, I guess I'll have to thtn, su- back and swears to stand by us un- habited islr.nd in m:d-orean. If tho
gar! Other kids don't l a . i ' to, 1 til certain highly improbable events I flsh did not bite or the b rds became
: arise; the kind and sympathetic • aware of the t";ips. he would not
don't see why I have to."
A rattle of papers, the y.lum ot I friend who weeps at our misfortunes I complain, but cheeriully climb a coCurling Irons,
books on the table, the ainil •: s flut- and holds our htm! Intimately; the eoanut tree and cheerfully throw
ter of the pages of the boo'; for a I generous friend who insists on lend-'down some nu;s. He would perform
Toasters, Globes,
ing us money or giving us tickets to .his duties without a murmur, and
minute or two.
v/ould
even
tint
sonieth
ng
pleasant
and Study Lamps
"Oh! Esther, may 1 wear your the ball game; the anxious friend
I
about
them.
Nor
would
he
annoy
uj
who
inquires
after
the
state
of
our
new tie tomorrow? It just matches
my—why, Mother I am studying. health; the grateful friend who ov- by referring to Palm Beach Suits
"Fourscore and seven years ago, our erwhelms us with thanks for some ; while we were sweltering in goat11.-? ^M- S r cl
forefathers brought forth" it just 1 trifling favor; the visionary friend' skin regalia.
matches my hat May I huh? Thanks who expects us to rave with him ov- I Yes, without a doubt, if we had
—"Our forefathers brought forth er his latest project; the deceiving I to choose a companion under these
u p o n this continent"—Mather I friend who tells us vain things; and j o r any other circumstances, W'
would choose the cheerful friend.
can't study when she is playing the so on.
All these are flne in their way, We could live with him In peace and
piano; make her stop.
Oh, heck, now I spose I'll have to and We should miss them sadly if lomfort and he would help us to
do this darn old Arithmetir- I'll bet they did not come around; but it IF live in courage and hope.
the teacher can't work thorn herself. the cheerful soul who makes us see
Esther—oh—Esther! Come here a t h e spark of silver through the !
Personals
Can always get what
minute. Do you multiply or divide blackest clouds and who does the ' Mary Louise Lewis and Doris Matyou want at
in this problem? Well, I could think most to help us over the stony plac- ! tern spent the week-end in .Vvis.
es
In
the
pathway
In
life.
He
makes
it out for myself if Mother would
Heffner's
I Dorothy
Gearhart, Gtraldine
only let me do it In the morning, I'm us see all the sunshine of yesterday ! Greaser, Lilliau SmiLh aud Maitha
and tomorrow when it is raining to- . Turner were at their homes in AlIn Drugs, Toilet Article.•^
too tired now. Oh, yes.
• day. He makes us hear the birds toona.
Stationery, F o u n t a i n
joyously, and scent perfunu- I Gerry Conway an,-) Mildred Beam
Pens, E t c .
Eta Lambda Rho's Entertains singing
of lovely wild flowrrs whci! the win- .were at their homes in Kylertown
at D ' l p e r
ter winds and the gli ite ling, pearly, over the week-end.
Students wiil find our Service
The Eta Lambda Hho club, bet- \\hit<^ enow is down u^f.n the desoPrompt and Satisfactory
Pat Thornton spent the week-end
ter known as the Scranton grang, late little w():l(i. He (urns our sad- I at her home in Watsontown.
entertained their p. cs'dent, Kather- ness Into gliidncs. ouv a;>lf-plty in- I Sal Wilson and AKoe Read were
Edgar F. Heffner, Ph. G.
ine Kelly, and Mary Giier who fin- to self-forg.'tfulness, a v i our feeble lat Sal's home in Altoona ovLr Sunished school in Kibruary, at a form- stumblings along the v. fary road of day.
al farewell dinner given Wednesday work into a triumphant march.
Martha Punk and Beatrice Erickevening, January 2 5, in the private
We fancy oui s Ives, with all of son were home for the week-end.
I{xpert Prescription Service.
dining-room of the New Fallon Ho- our friends as guests, cruising the
Geraldine Jones, Laura Stuart and
tel. The dinner was followed by a seven seas 0:1 board a palatial yacht. Rosa Lee Hinkley were in Will'amstheatre party at the Garden.
One day we are captured by a pir- port.
Lock H a v e n , Pa,
The sixteen members of the club ate off the sliore of a tropical IsLois Stephens and Rowena Glossand two exrta guests, Ann Orlln and jland. The cruel piiate tells us that ner motored to Monsfield Normal on
Olga Theodorwich, were present.
we are to be made stay on the is- Sati'rdny where they visiicd with friends.
The tables were decorated with land, with only one companion, while
roses and novelty favors. Remem- the other ont>s are to be forced to
brances were presented to the guests .serve with the crew. Wn are given
()' honor.
' the privilege of choosing the companion who is to share our exile on
Island. Whom shall we choose?
T h i s store is always pleased to greet the s t u d e n t s
Bittersweets Give Farewell theOur
jolly friend would tell u8 wise
a
t t e n d i n g T h e Lock Haven Teachers College.
Bridge
cracks and funny stories over and
H
e r e von will find two floors of high grade standard
Ruth Craine, who finished school over again, until In desperation we
merchandise,
fairly priced, displayed to make yonr
would
wish
to
slay
him.
in February was entertained at a
shopping
easy.
Our
philosophical
friend
would
sit
farewell bridge given for her by the
F I R S T F L O O R - D r y Goods-Hosiery- UnderwearBittersweets, i n M i s s Whitwell's around and tell us to live the example of Robinson Crusoe.
Gloves
Notions-Neckwear-Hand Bags-Jewelry.
music studio on Wednesday, JanuOur sympathetic friend w o u l d
S
E
C
O
N
D FLOOR - Draperies - Curtins - R a g s ary 25.
spend most of his time weeping
Fancy China and Glass---Gifts:Lamps, Hotiseware.
The evening was spent playing over our cruel fate, while we went
cards a n d dancing. Refreshments aroTind for something to eat.
were served later In the evening,
O u r generous friend would be
after which the party broke up.

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Editorials

Hello..Who? Oh, now I k n o w . .
Just fine, thank you. .How are you?
Normal Times is published at Lock
. . T h a t ' s good. .What?. .Oh! My
Have You Had a Week?
Haven State Teachers College, Lock
gosh..You don't say so? When did
Haven, Penna., by the Board of Ednice?
T h e new semester is a week old. Did you give yourself a good send- that happen?. .Isn't t h a t
itors of Normal Times.
The subscription rate to all alum- off ? A week to g e t situated and have j ou taken the o p p o r t u n i t y to What? I can't hear very well..
ni and undergraduates of the school
When? Saturday n i g h t ? . . Oh, I'm
start right ? If you haven't, you have wasted a whole week. You are
is $1.00 per annum.
going to the dance.. Now wouldn't
saying, " W e l l , my time is my own lo do with as I please," but is it? you like to k n o w ? . . I wouldn't dare
Board of Editoni
Managing Editor Rowena Glossner It is not too late to begin now, but if you wait a n o t h e r day or another tell you. Maybe you wouldn't like
EdItor-In-chief
Dorothy McCloskey hour, it might be.
it. You know I wouldn't want you
Alumni Editor
Lenore Sharp
to get angry for the world..Oh,
Business Manager, Ruth McLaughlin
he's a wonderful dancer..Yeh, that
Success
Associate E d i t o r s : Verna Mae
is the only reason I'm taking him. .
"Success is not an accident; it comes to the man who does his work No, I can't tell you..Oh, I don't
Kurtz, Geraldine Jones, Elizabeth
Sjjotts, Reba Johnson, Florence Hav- a little tjtiier than uie other fellow."—Buscn.
know, p e r h a p s
I can. When?
en, Helen Young, Lucinda Johnson,
Wednesday evening. Oh! I'd love to
Jesse Ward, Sterl Artley, Martha
. .Who's going? . . G e e , that'll be
"I'm Sorry"
Maitland, Matthew Shaw, Lucille
great. .He's such a joke. .We'll have
I
t
'
s
sing-songed
at
you
from
one
end
of
the
day
to
the
other,
and
Taylor, William S w e e t , Georgia
lots of fun with him, and Sal's a
Hursh, Ruth Adams, Helen Klepper. what does it mean ? Usually, not a thing; it is merely another of the good kid, too.,Pardon me, I didn't
Circulation M a n a g e r ,
Harriet extravagant phrases we use. T o be sorry is to feel regret for a sin, or hear you. .Yes, surely.. Is he going
Rohrbaugh.
to feel p i t y . H o w many times when we say, " I ' m s o r r y " are we feel- to 1)6 there?..Say that's g r e a t . .
Subscription Manager, S a m u e l ing regret ? Wheri a conventional phrase of courtesy and respect is Who's he t a k i n g ? . . O h ! her..She'.s
L,ong.
such—Oh! I don't know what..She
due the other person, a good one is just, " E x c u s e m e . "
Acceptance for mailing at special
is such a bore..You know?..Who
rate of postage provided for in sece l s e ? . . O h , s h e ' s wonderful..She
tion 1103, Act of October 3, 1917,
A Word to Ihc* Wise
won first prize at Stunt dancing last
authorized June 3, 1923.
President Coolidge has never yet been reproached for being waste- fall.. Yea, surely I'll g o . . Yeh, I'll
ful of words. H e never uses three or four wnere one ( F E B R U A R Y 6, 1928
and the words he uses express the exact shade of meaning he i n t e n d s I just happened to think, my girl
friend is coming, Wednesday. What
Practice Happiness
to convey.
will
I do about her?. .She's adorable
Someone has said that happiness
..Oh, I know..Get Jim for h e r . .
is something to be practiced like a
Fatlier Puts Son to Bed
He'll like h e r . . Yes, oh, yes, she's
violin. Put the finest instrument
a marvelous dancer; real clever, too
"John, pick up your things now
"ifes-s."
that was ever made into unskilled
.,Well, round up some o n e . . Yeh,
' "All right hurry up."
hands and what a doleful wh.Uing and get ready for bed."
thank.s
a lot Dick. (The receiver i.s
"Just
wait
till
I
build
this
castle,
i
"Pick
up
your
blocks
and
everyis the result. But out of the cheaphuug ) Oh, gee! Isn't that swell?
| thing."
est fldale, the real master can bring Daddy."
il'm going to a party with Dick, some
"No; right away, John."
, "Yes-s."
strains that will charm the senses.
thrill, that helps a lot.
(Father goes on reading paper. ' "That's a good boy."
Happiness is not so much a quesJohn
sits
on
fioor
and
pouts.
After
.
Silence.
tion of instrument, then, as of prac(Fifteen miuutes later. Father ia
tice. Your circumstances may be far a lew seconds he thinks his father
Eighteen Complete Courses
from ideal, but if you are bent on has forgotten about it, and goes on again absorbed in his paper.")
(Continued from Page 1)
"Daddy, will you play soldier with
practicing the art of happiness, you i;laying.)
it to himself, tu make his teaching
(Ten minutes later, when the me?"
can draw sweet music irom them.
"Play! Play soldier nothing I GO.
And it does not matter how perfect noise is getting pretty loud.)
"John,
I
told
you
to
get
ready
\
thought
you had those things all
"Get i'our Degi-ee"
your instrument is, how much you
are surrounded by all that is desir- [ tor bed. Now you get those play ] picked up and were ready for bed. To those who have completed the
ji have a notion to spank you."
shorter curricula and who expect to
able, without the practice of happi- ! things picked up right away."
continue in teaching Dr. Armstrong
ness, discordant strains are all that < "Yes-s Daddy," and he starts to ^ "No, I'll pick them up."
build another castle with his blocks. | "Well, you get them picked up issued a friendly warning. Sooner
you can expect.
(From behind the paper a few i pretty quick. I'm getting tired of or later the profession of a bacheThe school girl, dividing her time
waiting for you."
I lor's degree will be required of evup among a number of tasks ought minutes later.)
"Are you getting them picked
Silence.
I ery teacher in Pennsylvania. The
not give to the violin or piano more
"Are you almost ready?"
I earlier that degree can be earned
t h a n a n hours's practice a day. up?"
"Yes, I am."
"Yes."
ithe better it will be, not only for
Those who are devoting themselves
(Fifteen minutes later.)
"Do you have all your blocks put securing and holding a position In
to the study of music, frequently
"John, are you still playing? I away?"
Pennsylvania, but also for the bet
practice five or six hours or even
"No, wait till I build another cas- torment of each graduate's teachin^
more. But that which is sufficient have told you for the last time to
and for his satisfaction in the worth
for the study of music is not suffic- pick up those things. You are go- tie."
"I said you were to put those of his work. The bachelor's degrcf
ient for the student of happiness. ing to bed."
(John pouts again.)
blocks away this minute."
I irom Lock Haven Teachers College,
All your waking hours should be
(Five minutes later, from behind
"Yes."
he pointed out,' opened up every posgiven over to the practice of your
ition :n the schools of the state, in(Fifteen minutes later.)
art, yes, and your sleeping hours, the paper.)
"John, I am going to spank you
cluding senior high school positiojis
"John, are you ready?"
too, for you can go to sleep In such
in those subjects in which student.s
a cheerful and grateful mood that if 1 have to speak to you again."
No answer?"
John gives his father a look out
have majored.
your very dreams help you ahead.
"John!"
"More and more," he gave as his
Twenty-four hours a day is not too of the corner of his eye, picks up
Silence.
much to devote to the practice of three blocks. Waits a minute, then
belief, "the school superintendajnts
Father
peers
out
around
newsgets out his toy engine.
happiness.
paper. John is sound asleep on the are going to look to the teacher(From behind the paper)
training colleges for their teachers,
"A r e you getting them picked floor among his toys.
not only in the grades but also In
"Well,
the
little
rascal!"
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up?"
the senior high schools, because they
(Continued from Page 1)
are beginning to realize that we are
suppose she is so used to that old here. I wonder what we'll be doing
"A crust of ornamental words, upon a
trying to do one thing and one
book....
thought fully expressible by simpler means
next week this time. Hooray, there's
thing only; to teach people to teach
Well, I've got my penmanship
..s a=« incongrous as icing on a lily.'
the
victrola.
I
think
I'll
Charleston
done, and now I may as well go to
"Without the support of reasoned school."
work at that Art again.
a while; I always could use my feetJ1 thought the fabric of writing may The names of the graduates will
I collapse into a jelly of words."
Oh, gee, vacation time is almost better than my head any day.
be found in another column.

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" W a s It a s u r p r i s e ? "
"Well, s o r t a ! "
" W h a t ' d you d o ? "
" W e h a d a chicken dinner a u all
t h a t goes w i t h i t . "
"Oh, b o y - y - y ! "
" A n d t h e n we took h e r to t h e
; how."
"What?"
" Y o u ' r e a l w a y s b u s t i n ' in a b o u t
ten m i n u t e s after, k i d — "
"Well, w h a t ' s it all a b o u t ? "
"Oh, we h a d a d i n n e r for Miss
i',:liotk last W e d n e s d a y , "
'Who's we?"
"Miss P o l l o c k ' s eleven
student
t e a c h e r s — w h e r e h a v e you been
girl?"
" W e l l , a f t e r you took h e r to dinner w h a t ' d you do? W h e r e did you
havtr d i n n e r ? "
" W e h a d d i n n e r at R o s t e r ' s —
downtown—chicken d i n n e r ,
and
good! Nothing to beat It. T h e n we
took her to see "Silk S t o c k i n g s " a t
the Martin."
"Gee, isn't t h a t g r e a t ? W o n d e r if
we'll do t h a t n e x t year w h e n w e ' r e
seniors? I w o u l d n ' t mind only I'd
kinda like t o be t h e t e a c h e r m o s t ! "

Bill B r o w n is a n o t o r i o u s s t o r y
teller. H e is a g r e a t favorite a m o n g
t h e t o w n loafers because h e f u r n i s . ' os a m u s e m e n t for theta, a n d be^au-.e
they don't have a chance to get tired
of h i m ; for he lives ou a f a r m o u t side of t o w n a n d they don't h a v e
to p u t u p with him very often.

su::oessoR r o
LOCK HAVEN

Titus
Just off the Campus
Serve:
Dainty Lunche.s
Tasty Sandwiciies
Delicious Sundsies
Wt deliver icf creamjor lunches to
C >llei|e Students at 9:45

Gramley's
Where

Service

and

S a t i s f a c t i o n is
G u a r a n t e e d by 5 E x p e r t
Barbers

T H E NORMAL SHOP

See oar line of
Parker and Waterman
Fountain Pens

Jarboe's
1 3 1 E. Main Street

"Jo" Hubler Is Leaving

Bill n e v e r tells a n y t h i n g to h u r t
a n y o n e ; h e j u s t .exaggerates everyt h i n g t o t h e n t h degree. Everyono
t a k e s it for w h a t t t ' s worth, and
w h e n it is passed on i t is w i t h a
wink a n d "Bill Brown told me t h a t . "
T h e fun of it is that h e is perfectly justified In s t r e t c h i n g
things.
This is how it all happened. As a
j o k e , s o m e of t h e men drew up a
paper, h a d it signed by t h e J u s t i c e
of t h e P e a c e , and gave it to Bill. It
gave h i m the legal right to l i e — a n d
he still h a s the paper in case a n y o n e
should t a k e him to account for any
of his y a r n s .
J u s t t o show how he p u t s things
across:
Bill h a d just come in one morning w h e n one of his friends came
n p a n d asked, "Well, Bill, any
w h o p p e r s to tell us t h i s m o r n i n g ? "
"No,"
h e answered, " a n d you
w o u l d n ' t have t i m e to listen if I did
because I just came past your house
und t h e cows had b r o k e n t h e pasture and were in t h e c o r n . "

M r s . Francis Baughman entertained at h e r home on H i g h Street
i n honor of .lofephine Hubler who is
leaving a t t h e end of t h e flrst semester. Helen Varner, E s t h e r KeyT h e m a n raced home, to flnd t h a :
ser, Mary Tllmer, and Beatrice Helm
Bill
had been stringing him.
were guests. T h e evening was spent
in playing flve h u n d r e d . Refresh- I T h a t is only o n e ot t h e m a n y t h a t
we h a v e heard.
ments were served.
I

The Home of

Hart Shaffner
& Marx
Clothes
HARRY H. WILSON

Hungry?
Satisty It with
Good P'ood

Achenbaeh's
Arbor
Lunches Served
Candy

Ice Cream

Fruit

Soda

Susquehanna Avenue

HfUiilfallu iEtttFlro (fin.
117 E. Main St., Lock Haven, Pa.

OUR NEW ALUMNI
COLLEGE
Jesse Ward, Kane
Clyde Swoyer, Renovo
INTERMEDIATE
GRADE TEACHING
Mercedes Biter, Gallitzin
Ruth Craine, Bellwood
Mary Dougherty, Gloucester, N. J.
Ruth Eckenrode, Lilly
Emma Goodman, Lock Haven
Rovena Goodman, Lock Haven
Mary Grier, Scranton
Relda Heaton, Nittany
Catherine Miller, Jersey Shore
Verona O'Donnell, Jersey Shore
KINDERGARTEN-PRIMARY
Mary Angus, Johnstown
Mrs. Cleo Bull, Hughesville
Emilie Johnson, Ridgway
Kathryn Kelly, Scranton
Margaret Tyson, Gettysburg
Amelia Vincent, Houtzdale

Estiiblished 1 8 5 5
E v e r \ t h i n n Guaranltt-tl

FINE JEWELRY and
SILVERWARE
Fine Wrist Watch

Repairing

Parker, Whal and Waterman
Fountain Pens

KLEWAN'S
for the-Season's Snappiest Shoes
IN
Patents, Satins",Suedes
and Velvets
Straps and Pumps

Klewans'Shoe Slorc

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