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Eagle Eye
Friday, June 21, 1991

Volume 40, Number 4 4 pages

Summer
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Lock Haven University

Project is currently underbudget

Construction continues on PUB expansion
By Steven Infanti
Eagle Eye Editor-in-Chief
Construction started on the new Parsons
Union Building on May 13, after a prolonged contract-signing period.
Workers are now pouring cement into
the pile caps, which are the steel beams
that carry the weight of the building, said
David B. Proctor, Facilities and Planning
Director.

"It's difficult to say where we are in relation to a time schedule," Proctor said. He
explained the workers are still on the first
phase of the project, which calls for the
completion of the new, expanded parts of
the PUB. A tentative completion date has
been set fw April 1992.
At that time workers will start renovating the old building, and the project should
be completely finished by November 1992.

Proctor revealed the project's costs are
currently $1 million under budget "There
are changes being made to the facility's
plans which will lowo- costs even more."
A majority of the universities and colleges in the Stale System of Higher Education
are renovating their student unions. One
bond was taken out, and each university
pays a portion of the bond issue.
University students cunently pay a $60
PUB expansion fee each semester. "Our

Eight employees step down

Campus honors retirees
Courtesy of the UniversityPublic Relations Omce
Lock Haven University President Craig
Dean Willis honored eight retiring employees Tuesday, June 18 during a ceremony in Sullivan Hall.
This event is held annually to recognize
retiring faculty and staff members for their
achievements and years of SCTvice. The
total years of service among all the retirees is 171.
The following employeesretiredduring
the 1990-91 academic year
Tommy Barzona, Federal Grants Officer
with 24 years of service in the Fiscal Affairs Office, from Lock Haven.
Dr. Blair Carbaugh, Professor of Biological Science and Director of the Hardwoods Resource Center with 24 years of
service. Formerly of Lock Haven, he now
resides in Danville.
Dr. Charles DeSanto, Professw of Sociology, Anthropology, Social Work and
Geography with 21 years of service, formerly of Mackeyville. He now resides in
Marion, Ind.
Audrey Kuhn, Associate Professor of
Mathematics with 28 years of service,
from Jersey Shore.
Robert Marshall, Sr., Utility Plant
Manager in the Maintenance Department
with 12 years of service, firom Lock
Haven.
Hazel Welshans, Custodian with 17
years of service in the Maintenance Department, from Loganton.

Mary Jan Wilson, Custodian with 18
years of service in the Maintenance Department, from Lock Haven.

EleanOT Wyland, Library Assistant with
27 years of service in Stevenson Library,
from Lock Haven.

pOTtion of the bond issue is $3.5 million
and payments are periodically made," ProctOT said. "This provides the construction
money needed for the building."
According to Leiand C. Spangler, DirectOT of Student Activities for the Student
Coo/pea'OMt Council Inc., the new addition
will hoM the bookstore on the main level.
The second AOOT will house a new snack
bar and a multi-purpose room.
The existing building will be completely
gutted and renovated to house a larger recreation room, more student offices, a large
TVA'ideo area, three meeting rooms, a
general lounge and a commuter lounge.
"The PUB is important to the students
because it has a different atmosphere from
theresidencehalls and classrooms," Spangler said. "It gives students another place
to spend leisure time in an area where they
feel comfortable."

EyelRriday. June 21.1991

OPINIONS AND EDITORIALS
Confessions of a dangerous mind

Survival tips for the dining hall
By Steven Infanti
Eagle Eye Editor-in-Chief
The campus is filling with the pitterpatter of little feet this weekend. Freshman
orientation marks the beginning of all the
summer camps coming to campus, and with
aU these people comes a little confusion,
iq)prehension and some stupidity.
Relax, I'll try to help.
There is something about our dining hall
that causes people to lose all brain activity
the moment they enter its doors. Nobody
has any idea what they're doing, so they
just follow the person in front of them.
That's a big mistake to make when you
consider that the person at the front of the
line probably has no idea what's going on
either.
Three years ago, when I went through OTientation, I was first in line, but I changed
my mind about eating and went downstairs
to the bathroom. About 150 people followed me. The school woukl have made a
fortune if they had pay-toilets.
You don't have to play follow the leader
when you're in the dining hall. People decide the best thing to do is to grab a tray
and silverware, and then get in line.
Wrong! If you do that you'll never get a
seat We still have squatter's rights on this
campus. You get a seat first and use your
tray and silverware to mark the spot By
doing that you stake your claim on the seat
and you don't look like an idiot roaming

around the cafeteria, carrying a full tray and
looking fOT a place to sit Besides, a full
tray is just something else fOT you to spill.
The salad bar is not an amusement park
ride. It's more Uke a magnet fOT morons.
First rule of the salad bar is there are no
rules. The gloves are off, it's survival of
the fastest You get your food and you get
out It's fairly simple.
People get in line at one end of the salad
bar and they continue to follow it around
and around and around. I witnessed some
freshmen spend 30 minutes at the salad bar
because they didn't know where to get off
and they didn't want to offend anybody by
jumping out of line. Just act like a shark in
a feeding frenzy and you'll do fine.
There's another simple device in the cafeteria that causes a lot of problems. It's the
tray rack.

geometric puzzle. You have a tray that is
about two feet across in one direction, and
about 15 inches across in the other. You
must insert this tray in a rack that has little
ridges that are about two feet across from
each other.
Petite see this but continually try to put
their tray in small-side first They can see
it doesn't reach the sides of the rack and
there is nothing to support the tray when
they let go, but they still let it go.
I
guess people figure the racks are in a gravity-free zone and they just stand there, looking befuddles as the tray crashes to the
ground.
Now, if you accidentally drop your tray,
don't stand around the mess you created.
Run, hide or blame it on the guy beside
you. Nobody is going to come out with
chalk and ouUine the remains of your dinner
like it's a homicide victim.

Walk slowly in the cafeteria or you may
The tray rack is your friend.
Parents
slip
and fall on the remains of somebody's
seem to have the most problem with this
"Jello
fillet" That way other people don't
device. I think they feel it's some sort of
have to stop eating to make sure you're not
trick intelligence test, like those math probhurt. Excitement like that is not Rood for
lems where the most obvious solution to
your digestion. (The food here isn't always
the problem is always incorrect. Perhaps
good for your digestion, but it's getting betthey feel if they don't get their tray in the
rack their children won't be allowed to at- ter.)
tend classes here.
It's bad manners to get in an argument in
Follow these simple rules and you'll do the cafeteria. Parents, please don't launch
into that "you're not so big that I still can't
fine.
knock you down to size or put you over my
First become one with the rack. Use the knee" speech.
FORCE if you have to or read "Zen and the
I realize some people here may not dress
Art of Food Trays." It's not a complicated

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OT act in the manner that you are used to at
home. Don't stare at them. I understand
how you feel when you encounter bizarre
people. I went to Penn State and I have encountered all the weird and bizarre people I
can handle in one lifetime, so I know how
you feel. It's like having a tarantula in the
room with you. You don't like its looks,
but you don't want to let it out of your
sight
Enjoy your meal.

Summer
Students,
Four weeks down,
One to go!
Have a great
weekend!
Eagle Eye
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Editor In Chief.
Steven Infanti
Photography Editor
David Beahm
Advertising
Rachel Hosterman
Circulation Manager
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Advisor
Dr. Douglas S. Campbell

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Friday, June 21.1991 Eagle Eye 3

FEATURES
^Students, faculty
'ready surprise
summer play
By Suzanne Bryla
The Sloan Courtyard becomes the
' courtyard of an Italian inn, June 26 and 27,
•'• where Napoleon despoately searches for his
' disjpatch papers in a comedy to be per!. formed solely fOT summer theater fun.
the show opens at 7:30 both nights and
' adihission is free.
Entitled "The Man of Destiny," the
show sounds serious, however, "it has all
the ingredients of a comedy," said Dr. Peter
Melleri. directOT. "There is mistaken identity, disguise, slapstick humor, and a kind of
. love story."
Napoleon, played by Sanjiva Cook, needs
the dispatches that his "jackass of a lieutenant" played by Jim Bolcavage, is supposed
to deliver.
But some strange lady, played by Christa
Brigandi, disrupts the deUvery of the important war time papers.
It all takes place at Marina's Inn,where
the host is played by Suzanne Bryla, who's
point of duty is to come when she is called.
Napoleon can'tfindhis dispatches and the
lieutenant thinks that the lady is just no
lady.
All of this came about when several of
the University players were sitting around
Prof. Denise Warner's apartment and Sanjiva Cook said "Gosh kids, let's put on a
show."
Jim Bolcavagereplied,"Where are we going to get a bam?"
Somehow out of that conversation, the
play arose with Dr. Peter Mellen directing.
The costumes and publicity are by Professor
Denise Wamer, and Lori Reeder is Stage
Manager for the show.
Dr. Mellen would like to caution the au• dience that "unlike the Mickey Rooney and
> Judy Garland summer performances, there
will be no production numbers, no revolving sets and no tributes to Irving Berlin."
The show will run about an hour and everyone is invited.

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Summer
activities
The Student Cooperative Council, Inc.,
and the Residence Hall Association have
scheduled numerous events for University
students.
FOT mOTe information of the events, contact the S.C.C, at 893-2314.
S.C.C. and R.H.A. Summer Activities
Friday, June 21, The Paper Chase, 8
p.m. in the Snack Bar.
Saturday, June 22, Comedian. 8 p.m.,
in the Price Auditoriiun.
Sunday, June 23, Lethal Weapon 2, 8
p.m., PUB TV Lounge.
Tuesday, June 25, Pizza Social & Win/
Lose or Draw, 8 p.m. in the Snack Bar.
Saturday, June 29, Comedian. 8 p.m.
Price Auditorium.

4 Eagie Eye Hiday. June 21.1991

FEATURES

The best summer camps in the state
By Deborah Jackson

the instruction given to the campers. LHU
has the rqmtatkxi fw havingraieof the best
athletic programs and coaching staffs in the
entire Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference. With these summer camps as tods,
the coaches make their knowledge, and that
of their players, available to their campers.
In the end. both benefit as Lock Haven
maintains its scholarship effwt and the
campers leam mon in a weekOTtwo than
they would on their own all summer.

PerspectiveMagaziHeEditor
Across the nation, mwe and more universities and cdleges are using revenue
raisedfromsununer camps to he^ support
their athletic programs. Lock Haven University is no different
Summer campus at Lock Haven have become famous for the level of exceUence in

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The LHU summer camps program began
when the Bald Eagle wrestling team
brought in Dan Gable's famous Iowa Wrestling Clinic to help raise money fOT scholarships needed to compete at Division I level. What began as a way to generate
revenue fw the Division I wrestling team
has blossomed into a way to finance the
University's Division II leams.
This year's summer camps promise to be
the most exciting ever. Lock Haven will
host wrestling camps, under the directwn of
first-year head coach Cari Poff, who recently guided his Bald Eagle wrestlers to a second place finish in the PSAC Championships.
The University will also offer boy's basketball camps, under the guidance of head
coach Dave Blank, and girl's basketball
camps, hosted by head women's basketball
coach Frank Scarfo.
Scarfo has one of LHU's most successful
summer camps. "We started our first camp
with 56 athletes," noted the coach. "Now
we have more than 500. An extraOTdinary
number of these players have gone on to
play at all levels collegiately."
At Scarfo's camp, like all camps at
LHU, personal instruction is what makes
the experience so valuable to the camper.
"We predominantly use the the LHU coaching staff and players, as well as some of the
top high school coaches in the state." Scarfo said. "They spend an extraordinary
amount of time working with each camper

on an individual basis, providing them
with one-to-one attention." This c«i be
said of each LHU camp.
Bald Eagle head soccer coach Lenny
Long runs an extremely popular SOCCCT
camp for both boys and girls. His camps
have rivaled even the wrestling camp and
continue to grow. Fresh off yet anodier
PSAC soccer championship. PSAC I^ayer
of the Year Gary Ross will be on hand this
summer to help Long with the camps.
Long and his assistant coach, formoLock Haven NCAA All-American Phil
Stephenson, were two (rf three founders of
the LHU soccer camp. "We have just
watched our camp explode in size. Last
year we had 420 campers. This year^we
will excede 600," noted Stephenson.
Stephenson's comments echo throughout the athletic department as each new
camp succeeds. The Bald Eagle football
teams speed and strength clinic, hosted by
head coach Dennis Therrell, has been
opened up to both players and coaches of
all levels. The response to this camp has
already been outstanding.
In addition to the summer resident
camps, where campers stay overnight in
the University's residence halls, head
men's and women's tennis coach Dale
Fisher is in the process of setting up a
"Day Camp," for both boys and giris.
Also, both men's and women's basketball
teams will run "Skills Clinics" during
their regular seasons.

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