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BRIEFS
Lock Haven Siate College
Friday, Apr. 7,1978
Student Relocation is
Topic at SCC Meeting
by JEFF BUCK
Relocation of present
Smith and North Hall
residents for next fall was
one of the topics discussed
at the SCC meeting on
Wednesday night. Relocation of these students came
about because the State
selected Smith Hall as the
ideally located building to
provide services for handicapped students.
The
building will provide better
There is a possibility that
facilities for both male and
small amounts of 277-milfemale handicapped stulion-ounce Fort Knox gold
dents. Since it is currently
stockpile will be
sold.
an all male dorm, it will
Treasury officials said that
have to be make co-ed by
the Carter Administration
next year.
North Hall,
is considering the sales as a
which is currently co-ed,
plan to help the beleagered Colonel Robert Rose, (left) professor of M i l i t a r y Science at PSU, LHS President will become an all male
dollar.
dorm next fall.
The
Hamblin, and Dr. Robert Dunham, Vice President of the Undergraduate Studies
controversy centers around
Congress continues to Department at PSU, are shown after the signing of the ROTC contract. (Photo by what students will have
apply pressure on the ROBERT COLTRANE)
priority over the remaining
Carter Administration to
rooms in Smith next year.
reverse its decision to
As of now, according to
cancel production of the by NANCY STOY
RHA chairman, Dave Lepstudents
should
expect
to
the
cut-off
date
for
eligineutron bomb.
Reconley, present Smith Hall
A push for student voter
receive them either today
bility to vote in the May
sideration of the matter
Juniors and Sophomores
registration is currently
or
tomorrow.
Students
16th
primary.
came about as the result of
will have first priority.
underway on the on the
living on campus will
Robin Dick, SCC Pariiathe shocked reactions from
Second priority will go to
LHS campus. Voter regisreceive their cards through
mentarian, stressed the
the Security Council and
the rest of the campus
tration cards are being cirtheir
respective
dorm
senaimportance
of
student
voter
Washington's closest Eurosophomores and juniors«
culated systematically
tors. At Wednesday's SCC
registration to get a student
pean allies.
Third
in line are the Smith
throughout campus and
meeting each senator was
voice in the community by
Hall freshmen. Last in line
A Social Security tax cut are being mailed to all
given a list of approxiputting a student in public
of priority are the rest of
won the overwhelming off-campus students who
mately 28 people living in
office. A student could be a
the campus freshmen.
support of House Demo- are not registered to vote in
his dorm and registration
member of city council and
Lepley also reported on
crats despite President Lock Haven's third ward.
cards for each of these
as a member would be able
the tentative visitation
The voter registration
Carter's emphatic call for
students. The senators will
to appoint other students to
schedules for next term:
no such legislation this cards were mailed out
contact each person on his
positions in city governSmith Hall will have 24
Thursday, so off-campus
year.
list and urge him to regisment. Dick explained that
hour intervisitation and 3
ter. Seniors who object to
there are 1,415 voters in
pm-1 pm intravisitation.
registering in Lock Haven
Lock Haven, including
North Hall wUl have 6:30 will be pressut-ed since they
college students, and 2,084
11:00 visitation.
Russell
will be leaving Lock Haven
students at LHS. If more
Hall will have no visitation
soon. The senators will
students registered and
except for weekends when
keep a record of how many
voted in the upcoming
it will be from 6:30 Friday
people register and will
primary, a majority vote for
to 11pm Sunday.
report on it at the next
students could be obtained.
In other business at the
senate meeting. The cards
Dick also pointed out that
SCC
meeting. President
are prestamped so all the
cooperation is needed since
Joe Harper brought up the
students are required to do
the registration cards are
CAS referendum.
The
is fill them out and drop
provided by the Clinton
referendum
which
is
to
them in a mail box. StudCounty Courthouse, and if
decide whether students
dents are urged to mail the
the drive is unsuccessful it
will pay a mandatory SI.00
registration cards no later
will be discontinued due to
activity fee for CAS or not
than April 17 since that is
the cost to the courthouse.
will be voted on by 80,000
students fi-om 14 Pennsylvania State funded colleges. If the fee is not
flat" by Giovaninni, while
approved, according to
An Exchange Concert the LHS band will present
Harper, CAS will probably
will be presented by the Bach's "If Thou Be Near"
fold.
symphonic
bands
of and other selections. The
Other events at the SCC
Bloomsburg State College combined performance will
meeting included a report
and LHS on Sunday, April include such numbers as
by Robin Dick on voter
9, at 2 pm. in Price Audi- " I n g l e s i n a " and "Alba
registration
of campus
Sentimentale."
torium.
students. He said that he
The director of the LHS
Each band willl present a
had approximately 520
portion of the program sep- band is Florentino Caimi.
addressed letters containarately and then combine The BSC band is directed
ing voting registration
by
Stephen
Wallace.
for the performance of sevforms which will be sent to
The following weekend
eral selections.
off-campus students at a
THE PROVINCIAL THEATRE-presents INCHING
Among the numbers to the two bands will combine
cost of about
$64.75.
THROUGH THE EVERGLADES
at 8:00pm,
be presented by the BSC again to perform in concert
O n - c a m p u s registration
Tuesday, April 11 in Price Auditorium.
band will be "Overture in B at Bloomsburg.
forms will be distributed to
by liWENA SWEENEY
According to Secretary of
State Cyrus R. Vance, it is
possible that Israel may
have violated its agreement
with the United States in its
use of American military
equipment in Southern
Lebanon.
No action to
deprive Israel of further
arms supplies has been
taken.
SCC Supports Voter registration
Two Bands to Perform at LHS
students by their residence
hall senators.
Student
Broadcasting
Qub chairman, John Snyder, reported on the
progress of the radio
station. He said that most
of the equipment needed
for the station was ordered.
He also said that room 216
in Akeley was approved as
the location for the station.
Snyder also cited the
need for students, interested in becoming a campus
disk jockey, to audition for
the part. Advertising for
the radio station is another
area where interested
students could participate*
In other activity, the
Senate voted by a 29 - 2
majority in favor of a
having a straight, two-week
Spring Vacation next year,
rather than a split break
that is being
proposed.
Their recommendation will
be made known to the
Academic Affairs and Regulation Committee who
have the ultimate decision.
Other SCC events included
a report by P.C.C.E.B.
chairman, Colin Weaver.
He cited two upcoming
coffee houses: one
this
Saturday night beginning
at 8:30 featuring Keith
Vernon, and one next
Saturday, firom 9 to 11,
featuring Tim Field.
Two movies. The Duchess and the Dirtwaterfox
and The Effect of Gamma
Rays on Man-in-the-Moon
Marigolds were scheduled
for tne next two Sunday
evenings. Weaver is also
putting the final touches on
an organized pool tournament.
RHA chairman, Dave
Lepley, reported on a
number of activities. A
'' Superstars'' tournament
is scheduled for April 16. A
dance featuring "Maraud"
is scheduled for April 21.
Mel Brooks' BLAZING
SADDLES will be shown on
April 22.
On May 5, there will be a
musical festival featuring
the band Drunk
and
Dirty,
Patty Kissinger,
and Spirit
Wood- Shere
Hite is scheduled to appear
May 4th at 8 PM.
President Joe Harper
announced that he received
a letter from the Gay Task
Force which said that they
may desire to send a
representative to the next
CAS meeting. Harper set
the next SCC meeting for
April 19th at 6:30.
page 2
[ OPEnmc niGHT ]
I
by CARLA EATON
I
The Provisional Theatre of Los Angeles, a
nationally and internationally acclaimed touring
theatre troupe, will be appearing in its newest
original production INCHING THROUGH THE
EVERGLADES at Price Auditorium, April 11 at 8
pm. The Provisional is being sponsored in its work
here
by
Cultural
Affairs/Theater.
The Provisional Theatre of Los Angeles, a
nationally and internationally acclaimed touring
theatre troupe, will be appearing in its newest
original production, " I n c h i n g Through the
Everglades," at Price Auditorium on April 11 at
8:00p.m. The Provisional is being sponsored in its
work here by Cultural Affairs/theatre.
"inching Through the Everglades" is a warm,
musical and friendly play about the experience of
living and surviving in this country. It is an
audience-involving event which delves into the
extra-ordinary private lives and selves hidden
behind the careful public masks of ordinary people.
fr»y
EAGLE EYE
The play focuses on Irene and Willie Ray, two
people who, although they never meet during the
play, share a common life experience: they are "up
sheet crik without a dollar" and they know it. They
are trying to figure out why. At the same time, they
still finds ways to embrace life with cheer and good
humor. "Pie in the sky and something on your
shoe" is a subtitle for the play and sums up Irene's,
Willie Ray's and the other Provisional characters'
attitude about their life situation. Through it all, in
spite of it all, they retain their indomitable spirit.
In the usual Provisional fashion, "Inching
Through the Everglades" makes use of a simple yet
imaginative set, wonderful and evocative masks,
and lots of music. The play was conceived, written,
directed and realized by the Provisional Theatre
ensemble.
The Provisional Theatre is a touring company, a
family unit, and a highly disciplined collective
committed to the use of innovative and exciting
theatre as a tool to help reflect and change the
world.
Its people-most of whom have worked
together for ten years-are cultural workers creating
original dramatic pieces about the experience of
living and working in a land where loneliness,
alienation, and cynicism are becoming the
accustomed routine. Their works are about spirit,
hope, and potential.
f^-*i-T*----..*-.^^----•
COMMENTARY
Sex and the single coed. Is it really worth the
hassle? M y first experience with M r . Variety Is The
Spice Of Life was really quite traumatic. It left me
to ponder for days over questions such as, " Did he
t e l l ? " ; " Whom did he t e l l ? " ; " Was I any
good?",(He wasn't). For all the baloney you hear
about sexual expression guiltlessly, we here at Lock
Haven seem to be long on experience and short on
understanding. If you get together with anyone,
anywhere, anytime, everyone knows. " Where
were you on the night of April fifth? Tell the court
what you did to the best of your recollection."
" John Doe and I made love, your honor "
" Speak up so the jury can hear."
" We made love your honor. He didn't have any,
and neither d i d I, so we made some."—and so
—the jury goes into session — Verdict? She is
sleazy, easy and breezy between the ears. On the
other hand, the guy is a stud, he has scored. Yay,
team!
And worse than the publicity it generates, is the
experience itself. If you've already been there,
there's no need to read on.
It's quite cliche,
actually.
The basic approach is started while
dancing at I PHELTA T H I . After plying you with
several flat beers, he'll tenderly kiss you, ( ha —
it's more like a dental suction tube - but who c a r e i :
after a few more beers?). Then you'll be invited
upstairs to listen to a new album by The
Ringworms, while trying to ignore his bullshit
about how he's wanted to talk to you all year, and
that you are really different from the other girls up
here. You must also ignore his room, complete
with the dried-up dead wasps, fingernails, and old
gym socks lying on the rugs. ( Talk about seductive
settings, what more could a woman ask for?) Then
come the bed-postponing rituals such as tickling
battles, etc. Then the inevitable.
And that's about all you remember until you are
awakened in the approacheing dawn by an
unscratchable itchiness caused by his old army
blanket. So you try to pry your eyes open, although
they are stuck together by beads of mascara which
you didn't wash off last night. Then you look next
to you . . . " Dear Lord! Not H I M ! Please let this be a
dream, a nightmare, e v e n . " But it's not. So you
gather up your belongings and away you creep to
your dorm.
As if that's not bad enough, he calls you up a
week later to tell you he " has something." Oh,
damn you, there's got to be something in the
Geneva Convention against this, I think. No fair
torturing POW's. So down to the infirmary you
march, to a doctor who barely knows a platypus
from a uterus. A week or so of antibiotics and all of
this never happened. So I ask you, is it really worth
the hassle?
The Lock Haven State College
EAGLEEYE
AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWSPAPER
The Eagle Eyo Is published twice weekly by Student
Publications of Lock Haven State Coiiege. Our office Is
iocated on fhe ground floor of the Parson's Union Building. Phone 748-5531 or exts. 456, 293.
Letters to the Editor are encouraged. All letters must be
signed but names will be withheld from publication on
request. The Editor reserves the right to ask contributors
to edit or rewrite their letters if they are considered
slanderous, libelous or too lengthy.
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
MANAGING EDITOR
GRAPHICS EDITOR
NEWS EDITOR
SPORTS EDITOR
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
' PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR
COMPOSITION EDITOR
ASSISTANT COMP. EDITOR
ADVISOR
GENERAL MANAGER
COMPOSITORS
JIM RUNKLE
JULIE BRENNAN
Gwena Sweeney
Betsy Montanya
Terri Lee Cornelius
Carla Eaton
Paul Antram
John Vukovic
Kathy Bastian
Dr. Saundra Hybeis
Martha Hastings
Harry Pfender
Nancy Levering
Friday, April 7, 1978
THE LHS SYMPHONIC BAND - is hown preparing
for its upcoming "Exchange Concert" scheduled
for 2:00p.m. this Sunday in Price Auditorium.
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COPIN
by CHRISTOPHER FLYNN
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Coping. This is the one thing which all of us
must do. There are various ways to cope and many
things to cope with. For example, getting up in the
morning with a hangover. The room around you
pounds in rhythmic beat with your head, candle
light is a little too bright, and the sound of
breathing is a little too loud. This, however, is only
a minor form of coping. The main irritation in the
coping problem is 9 times out of 10 another person,
isn't it funny how the things in life which bring us
the most pleasure also bring us the most
discomfort, like a friend or a bottle of Jim Beam.
Here at LHS, students, faculty, staff, and
administrators have each other to cope with. Oh, I
almost forgot a major coping problem for students our friends at Law Enforcement. Well now that we
all know we're coping with one another, let's attack
a specific problem.
A year or so ago, dances were held in the Bentley
Hall Lounge. The room was well suited to it, and
the building centrally located.
I have heard,
however,through a fairly reliable source that
someone in the administration would like to see
Bentley Lounge become the main meeting place of
students on campus, where they might discuss
current politics, or their sex lives. This idea seems
to have failed. Pass through the lounge and you
will find very little evidence of this going on.
Maybe around meal times you will find 10 or 15
people in the lounge, but as I can tell by my
surroundings as I sit here in the main meeting place
for students, that either all the students on campus
heard I was going to be here, or they have decided
to become hermits.
I feel that whoever made this arbitrary decision
made it without asking the people who are directly
affected by the decision - the student populus!
So as I sit here in Bentley Lounge coping with
M r . Foster's art work, [which is actually quite
interesting], I wonder if this terrific student
commons will ever be anything more than a very
wide hallway and pretty good place to hold a dance.
Arts Calendar
ENGINEER/MUSICIAN - M r . Apu Sengupta,
having performed throughout India and the eastern
United States, brings his musical expertise to LHS
as part of the "Night of India" presentation
scheduled for April 15, at 6:30p.m. in Sloan.
LOCK HAVEN
LHS/Bloomsburg State Symphonic Band Exchange Concert
—Price Aud. Sun. at 2:00pm.
Provisional Theatre — Cultural Affairs/Theatre — Tues.
at 8pm in Price
Hispanic Theatre 8 April 11th 7:30 Sloan 321, 12th at 8:30
Zagreb String Quartet — Artist Series — April 16th 8pm
Sloan Theatre
Telefon — at the Garden
Goodbye girl — at the Roxy
Friday, April 7, 1978
EAGLE EYE
CAMPUS
PULSE asks:
How do you feel about
the fact that Smith Hall is
going to be changed Into a
co-ed
dormitory?
SCOTT NEYHARD
I would not like it if Smith
Hall becomes co-ed because I am a freshman in
Smith Hall. If Smith Hall
were to become a co
ed dorm I would not likely
be able to reserve a room.
by PAUL ANTRAM
PATTI ARVIDSON
I'd like to see all the gnys
who live there now get flrst
preference to Uve In Smith
Hall, then I'd like to be the
flrst on the list to move in
with all my very good
friends
there.
page 3
OUT OF THE BLUE REVISITED, By Keith Vemon
I left Lock Haven SUte CoUege hi May, 1977 because I felt
that I needed a vacation from school. It was a completely
voluntary move, meaning that there Is absolutely no truth to
the rumor that Carl Nelson, wearing cowboy chaps, two
six-guns, and a ten-gallon hat, sidled up to me in the front of
Price Auditorium one day and said, "This campus isn't big
enough for the both of us."
My good friend Mr. Vaughn, the beloved Big Daddy of
the EngUsh Department, had a hand in my decision to
leave, teUing me that there was a world of opportunity
beyond the Susquehanna River.
Mr. Vaughn was
considering leaving Lock Haven himself. In hopes of
realizing his secret lifelong dream; becoming the World
Champion of professional wrestling. We used to spend long
hours together in his office discussing Chaucer and worldng
on two-point take-downs.
I left school of my own free wtU, yet, to be honest, there
are a few things I miss about the Unholy Haven.
I miss the cafeteria - that barbaric arena where tray
droppers were shown no mercy, and digging Into the food
was Uke cutting open the beUy of a man-eating shark; yon
never Imew what the heU you were going to find in there. A
few years ago, a Sigma Tau was reported to have fainted
upon finding a glass eye In her vegetable soup; and the
Monday after Parents' Weekend last year I came across a
live mouse in my mashed potatoes, tn^ped and suffocating
[ this is not difficult to understand if you've ever had the
mashed potatoes.] I interpreted It as the kitchens' way of
letting us iaiow that things were back to normal now that our
I mommies and daddies had aU gone home.
i Which reminds me, I had a fantasy about the cafeteria
* that I was always dying to act out. I wanted to walk up the
stairs to the cafeteria, stopping on the landing to read the
Irides wanted' signs and proceed to take off aU my clothes as
people continued to file past. Theu, etuirk naked, I would
get my ticket punched and make my way to the salad bar
amid the screams of fainting women and the gasps of
Jealous men. There I would put together a peanut butter
and JeUy sandwich and, after taking a few bites, I'd advance
straight to the KDR table, sit on the lap of the biggest,
meanest-looking brother there, and give him a big, wet,
jeUy-smeared Idss. As soon as I regained consciousness,!
would pick myself off the floor and dash out the front doors.
Of coarse, I also miss the Lock Haven people. People like
Joe Nagy, manager of the PUB, who insisted that even
though I was no longer an LHS student, I still had to pay my
activity fee for the next two years.
And wrestling coach Ken Cox, who told me that if I
wanted to Join the wrestling team [ and God knows I did!], I
would have to bring him the antlers of a moose I had klUed
with my bare hands as proof that I was tough enough to be a
Bald Eagle Grappler. Two weeks later I was arrested by the
Bronx Zoo security men for trying to strangle a rare
Canadian Moose through the bars of his cage with a pair of
giant pUers. Yes, I would have IdUed for Coach Cox.
And no one was more of a guiding Ught to me than
President Hamblin himself, who provided me with the
hisplration for my very first book, THE WIT AND WISDOM
OF FRANK HAMBLIN. The book consisted of 288 blank
pages and a dedication to the state of Texas.
A year away firom school has taught me that taldng a
vacation from coUege Is a contradiction of terms. It's like
taking a break from your honeymoon. Think about it. When
wiU you ever be surrounded by so many homy people your
own age? CoUege is the best vacation you'U ever have, so
eqjoy it whUe yoa can. And who Imows, yoa might even
leam something In the process.
Human Relations Sponsors Symposium
STACEY L. TATE
I think that all of the facts
should have been given in
the Eagle Eye editorial.
Smith Hall is also going to
have changes made to suit
the handicapped. But I feel
that Smith Hall should not
be turned bito a Co-Ed
dorm due to the fact the
girls already have the Ideal
location
on
campas.
GAIL SHEARD
Since I'm not planning on
moving residence halls I
wouldn't live hi Smith HaU.
It's a nice Idea to have a
coed dorm down the hUI but
not at the expense of the
only men's dorm down
here.
Jewelry and Gifts
USA PLEVA
I would think the guys of
"Smith HaU" would be
glad for a bit of female
companionship. Now they
won't get Into trouble for
being in the wrong haUs
after the witching hour. 1
do think they should have
first choice as to which
rooms
they
want.
SUE MOSER
I don't c$ae if It is co-ed or
not. There are plenty of
female dormitories.
I
wouldn't live in it like it was
now but maybe after the
rennovations it wiU i>e O.K.
I Uke the dorm '1 am Uvhig
In.
Just
say " C H A R G b IT!'
by ROSELLE ROBAK
Lock Haven State's newest administrator, Maritza
Tason, newly appointed
Human Relations coordinator, arrived at our fair
campus barely two months
ago.
In that time the
"Panamanian firecracker"
has put together two
extensive programs in an
effort to better the relations
between all students on
campus.
On April 12th and 13th a
Symposium on Minorities'
"Historical Perspectives"
will be presented by
Human Relations in cooperation with the Sociology
and Anthropology Departments.
Mr. James Wade, Secretary of Administration of
the Commonwealth will be
the keynote speaker. Mr.
Lennie Moore, former star
back of the Baltimore Colts
and Hall of Famer will
present the closing address.
The Symposium will
The
Goodbye Girl
Starring:
Richard Dreyfuss
and
Marsha Mason
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consist of workshops and
speakers on subjects such
as folk music, ethnic
dances, Hispanic theater,
and " The Vietnam
Experience." This workshop will be conducted by
former Marine Sergeant
Don Kinley - a LHS
student.
Ms. Tason was enthusiastic about the Sympo-
sium and was very adamant
that it is meant for all
students.
"Minorities know what it
is like to be a minority,"
she points out.
"This
program provides a unique
opportunity to students
who haven't come in
contact with minorities,
their issues and problems,
to find out what it's like.
^- KANE
HAS THE RING
Lock Haven's own finest
- the faculty - will also take
part in the Symposium
including Peter Podol,
Felice Proctor and Celeste
Rhodes.
The hard-working coordinator is hopeful of a good
attendance by students.
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page 4
Friday. April 7, 1978
EAGLE EYE
Wrestlers Are Honored
LOCK HAVEN—
The 197778 season Lock Haven State
College wrestling team
awards have been announced by Dr. Ken Cox,
head coach at LHS.
The Bald Eagle grapplers
had a dual meet record of
14-6 for a 35th straight
winning campaign the
longest streak in the Nation
among small colleges.
Senior Co-captain Mike
Moore (Petersburg, Va.) a
two-time
Pennsylvania
Conference and Eastern
League champion who
placed 5th at the recent
NCAA Division One Tourney, received the "Charles
Goldthorp
"Outstanding
Wrestler" award.
Moore, who broke three
LHS all-time records this
year with a 20-0 dual mark,
37-3 record overall and 18
pins, also took the Danny
Hildebrandt (most team
points) award.
Along with teammate
senior Sean Ahern (Cherry
Hill, N.J.) Moore shared
the A. Lehr Eckert (Inspirational Wrestler) award.
Moore competed all year at
142 pounds and Ahern had
a 10-10-3 mark at 126
pounds.
The Dennis Killion (Most
Improved Wrestler) award
went to senior 188-pounder
Gary Uram (Carnegie) who
had a 21-10 record. Doug
Gallaher (Qearfield) received the Alumni (Outstanding Freshman) award
with a first year record of
12-10 at 150 pounds.
Sophomore Dave Moyer
(Reading) with a 29 second
pin received the fastest fall
(Coaches Award) for 197778 season.
Heavyweight
Gregg
Koontz, sophomore from
Bedford, was elected Captain for the 1978-79 season.
He had a fine '77-78 year
with overall record of 26-7
with 17 pins.
The Bald Eagle wrestlers
selected an All-Opponent
Team based on performance against LHS matmen this year:
118-Mike DeAugustino,
Penn State, 6th NCAA;
126-Glenn Burket, Shippensburg, 5th NCAA;
134-Randy Stottlemeyer,
Pitt, 6th NCAA; 142-Dan
Hicks, Oregon S
State.
NCAA Champion;
150Tony Caravella. Bloomsburg State, Penna. Conf.
champion.
158-Dave Becker, Penn
State, 5th NCAA;
167Tony Varga, Cleveland
State, Eastern League
champion; 177-Dom DiGioacchino, Bloomsburg State,
eastern League champion;
190-Bill Bailey, Pitt, Eastern League champion;
HWT-Mark Stepanovich,
Pitt, 3rd Eastern League.
Coach Cox also announced letterman awards for the
1977-78 season: Uram,
Ahern, Moyer, Moore,
Gallaher, freshman Dusty
Ream (Beech Creek), sophomore Mike Nauman (Elizabethtown)
sophomore
Austin Shanfelter (Hershey), Joe
Speese
(Moorestown, N . J . ) , Al
Fricke (Clearfield), Tim
Thompson (Vienna, Va.),
and Koontz.
Senior Co-Captain Fricke
was injured midway in the
season and this ended his
fine career at Lock Haven
but his 44 career pins
stands as an Ail-Time LHS
record.
LHS Sluggers Split Double-Header
Wednesday the LHS
Men's baseball team travelled to Indiana University of
Pa., where they split a
double-header winning the
first game 2-0.
In the opener frosh Dave
Seitzer hurled a three-hitter
shut-out in leading Lock
Haven to its 2-0 win. Seitzer was impressive in his
first start on the Northern
Tour and raised his record
to 2-1 for the season.
LHS scored its runs in
the first and sixth innings.
In the top of the first Rob
Wallace doubled down the
right field and scored on
consecutive singles by Jim
Washabaugh and Joe Pappa.
In the sixth co-capt. Joe
Tarconish singled and advanced to second base on a
passed ball and scored on a
single by Wallace. Washabaugh followed with a
double but Indiana's defense tightened up and
ended the Eagle's rally.
In the second game LHS
was limited to four-hits and
couldn't push across a run
as Indiana won 2-0. Sopomore Jim Bennett hurled a
strong four-hitter in defeat.
Bennett has pitched will for
LHS this season as this was
the first time the EAgles
were shut out this year.
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The Student Section of
the PSAHPER is coordinating an "Almost Anything Goes" competition
between the Physical Education Majors Clubs across
Pennsylvania to take place
on Sunday April 30th, at
Lock Haven.
Lock Haven is located in
the central region and will
be competing against Penn
State and possibly Gettysburg. The competition will
take place here on Sunday,
at l:oo PM.
Any Health, Physical
Education and Recreation
Major is eligible to be on
the team representing Lock
Haven. The team will be
comprised of eight to
twelve members, including
an equal number of girls
and guys.
Prizes will be given to the
winners ofthe competition,
along with a prize for the
most creative team uniforms, which must be
identical.
The
winners of the
April 30th competition will
compete for a state
wide competition at Penn
State on Sunday. May 7th.
The present team s i g n
up sheet is now posted on
the Physical Education
Majors bulletin board on
Part t i m e h e l p w a n t e d in
local m e n ' s store to w o r k
s u m m e r a n d next
year.
Please send phone n u m b e r
a n d r e s u m e ' to P.O. Box
622 Lock H a v e n , Pa. 17745.
W A N T E D : S i n g l e f e m a l e to
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counseling
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outpatient
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facility
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iBE THE FIRST PERSON-to call in the identity of
tthe person in the above photo and your name will
tappear in Tuesday's EAGLE EYE. Call ext. 456.
t EAGLE EYE staff members and their families are
i^not eligable.
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Swimming
Correction
LHSC came hi 21st hi the
200 relay at Nationals - not
23rd.
Volleyball
Teams Hold
Championship
by MIKE FIGARD
The intramural volleyball
championships were played
off on Monday April 3 . T h e
results of t h e w o m e n ' s
division a r e : 1st place-haven Hustlers; 2nd place-3rd
Mac.; 3rd place-Cosmos.
Men's division: 1st place
Viva; 2nd place-KDR; 3rd
place-The Raiders. All the
games were played well
and the volleyball teams
were very cooperative.
Softball, Indoor Soccer
and Tennis begin on Monday April 10th. Schedules
will be posted on the intramural board-2nd floor
Zimm. by Monday.
Remember to keep in
mind the Track meet.
Lacrosse, Trap Shooting,
and Golf all coming up in
intramurals. Any questions
may be directed to Mr.
Allison. Zimm. 111.
LHS Golfers Club Juniata
The LHS Men's Golf
team defeated Juniata
College
Tuesday by a
three-stroke margin. The
whlle Junlata was close
with 418.
Medalist honors went to
Eagle Dave Keener who
shot a 76 to pace t h e win.
Rounding it out for Lock
Haven was Jeff Rupert,
who shot an 80, Jerry
Rupert 85, Mark Fogel 86,
and Tom R a u p with an 8 8 .
Only two J u n i a t a golfers
broke 80 a s they scored 78's
on the par 72 layout.
VERN'S TIRE CENTER
Route 220 N past Woohich
Crossroads
Phone 769-6057
PSAHPER Sponsors Almost Anything Goes'
medical center
J E R R Y ' S - n e w styles of
b l u e Jeans a r r i v i n g d a i l y .
S t y l e s b y Lee, L e v i , M a l e ,
Faded
Glory,
Wrangler.
Largest selection in Cenfral
Pa. J e r r y ' s , corner
of
Church & Grove, Downt o w n . O p e n 'til 9:00, M ,
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Keith Gockenour added two
of LHS's hits in the contest. /\nnOUnCementS
To assist students in plannCoach Todd Eberle's
ing their program, this year's
team is no 5-6 in the conmaster schedule will include
the courses to be offered during
ference with a big weekend
Spring '79.
ahead. The team faces
A Nighl in India - Last date
Rochester Tech at home
tor d i n n e r r e s e r v a t i o n s ,
Saturday at 1:00 and
April 8. Call or drop a note
Sunday at 2:00.
to Dr. Patel, Akeley.
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or
money
back.
N a t i o n ' s largest d i r e c t o r y .
M i n i m u m fifty employers/
state.
Includes
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Only
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the 2nd floor in Zimmerii.
Any interested P.E. major
must sign up by today,
Friday April 7th. We need
a balanced ratio of guys and
girls, and as of today more
guys are needed
to
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participate.
Anyone interested in
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ARE YOU LOOKING
helping out with the
competition in any way may
FOR A SUMMER POSITION?
contact either Mary Kitzig
or Lisa Moser. All help will
AppUcants are now being considered for the
be greatly appreciated.
1978 camp season. Must be able to teach one of the
following: Arts & Crafts, Arts & Crafts Director, Dancing,
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AnnOUnCementS Theater Director, Piano Accompanist and singing. Tennis,
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Great Tire Sale
Check Out Vem's
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There will be a coffeehouse in
the PUB Eagle W i n g , next
Wednesday night at 9:00p.m.
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Cheerleading,
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~ NEWS ~
BRIEFS
Lock Haven Siate College
Friday, Apr. 7,1978
Student Relocation is
Topic at SCC Meeting
by JEFF BUCK
Relocation of present
Smith and North Hall
residents for next fall was
one of the topics discussed
at the SCC meeting on
Wednesday night. Relocation of these students came
about because the State
selected Smith Hall as the
ideally located building to
provide services for handicapped students.
The
building will provide better
There is a possibility that
facilities for both male and
small amounts of 277-milfemale handicapped stulion-ounce Fort Knox gold
dents. Since it is currently
stockpile will be
sold.
an all male dorm, it will
Treasury officials said that
have to be make co-ed by
the Carter Administration
next year.
North Hall,
is considering the sales as a
which is currently co-ed,
plan to help the beleagered Colonel Robert Rose, (left) professor of M i l i t a r y Science at PSU, LHS President will become an all male
dollar.
dorm next fall.
The
Hamblin, and Dr. Robert Dunham, Vice President of the Undergraduate Studies
controversy centers around
Congress continues to Department at PSU, are shown after the signing of the ROTC contract. (Photo by what students will have
apply pressure on the ROBERT COLTRANE)
priority over the remaining
Carter Administration to
rooms in Smith next year.
reverse its decision to
As of now, according to
cancel production of the by NANCY STOY
RHA chairman, Dave Lepstudents
should
expect
to
the
cut-off
date
for
eligineutron bomb.
Reconley, present Smith Hall
A push for student voter
receive them either today
bility to vote in the May
sideration of the matter
Juniors and Sophomores
registration is currently
or
tomorrow.
Students
16th
primary.
came about as the result of
will have first priority.
underway on the on the
living on campus will
Robin Dick, SCC Pariiathe shocked reactions from
Second priority will go to
LHS campus. Voter regisreceive their cards through
mentarian, stressed the
the Security Council and
the rest of the campus
tration cards are being cirtheir
respective
dorm
senaimportance
of
student
voter
Washington's closest Eurosophomores and juniors«
culated systematically
tors. At Wednesday's SCC
registration to get a student
pean allies.
Third
in line are the Smith
throughout campus and
meeting each senator was
voice in the community by
Hall freshmen. Last in line
A Social Security tax cut are being mailed to all
given a list of approxiputting a student in public
of priority are the rest of
won the overwhelming off-campus students who
mately 28 people living in
office. A student could be a
the campus freshmen.
support of House Demo- are not registered to vote in
his dorm and registration
member of city council and
Lepley also reported on
crats despite President Lock Haven's third ward.
cards for each of these
as a member would be able
the tentative visitation
The voter registration
Carter's emphatic call for
students. The senators will
to appoint other students to
schedules for next term:
no such legislation this cards were mailed out
contact each person on his
positions in city governSmith Hall will have 24
Thursday, so off-campus
year.
list and urge him to regisment. Dick explained that
hour intervisitation and 3
ter. Seniors who object to
there are 1,415 voters in
pm-1 pm intravisitation.
registering in Lock Haven
Lock Haven, including
North Hall wUl have 6:30 will be pressut-ed since they
college students, and 2,084
11:00 visitation.
Russell
will be leaving Lock Haven
students at LHS. If more
Hall will have no visitation
soon. The senators will
students registered and
except for weekends when
keep a record of how many
voted in the upcoming
it will be from 6:30 Friday
people register and will
primary, a majority vote for
to 11pm Sunday.
report on it at the next
students could be obtained.
In other business at the
senate meeting. The cards
Dick also pointed out that
SCC
meeting. President
are prestamped so all the
cooperation is needed since
Joe Harper brought up the
students are required to do
the registration cards are
CAS referendum.
The
is fill them out and drop
provided by the Clinton
referendum
which
is
to
them in a mail box. StudCounty Courthouse, and if
decide whether students
dents are urged to mail the
the drive is unsuccessful it
will pay a mandatory SI.00
registration cards no later
will be discontinued due to
activity fee for CAS or not
than April 17 since that is
the cost to the courthouse.
will be voted on by 80,000
students fi-om 14 Pennsylvania State funded colleges. If the fee is not
flat" by Giovaninni, while
approved, according to
An Exchange Concert the LHS band will present
Harper, CAS will probably
will be presented by the Bach's "If Thou Be Near"
fold.
symphonic
bands
of and other selections. The
Other events at the SCC
Bloomsburg State College combined performance will
meeting included a report
and LHS on Sunday, April include such numbers as
by Robin Dick on voter
9, at 2 pm. in Price Audi- " I n g l e s i n a " and "Alba
registration
of campus
Sentimentale."
torium.
students. He said that he
The director of the LHS
Each band willl present a
had approximately 520
portion of the program sep- band is Florentino Caimi.
addressed letters containarately and then combine The BSC band is directed
ing voting registration
by
Stephen
Wallace.
for the performance of sevforms which will be sent to
The following weekend
eral selections.
off-campus students at a
THE PROVINCIAL THEATRE-presents INCHING
Among the numbers to the two bands will combine
cost of about
$64.75.
THROUGH THE EVERGLADES
at 8:00pm,
be presented by the BSC again to perform in concert
O n - c a m p u s registration
Tuesday, April 11 in Price Auditorium.
band will be "Overture in B at Bloomsburg.
forms will be distributed to
by liWENA SWEENEY
According to Secretary of
State Cyrus R. Vance, it is
possible that Israel may
have violated its agreement
with the United States in its
use of American military
equipment in Southern
Lebanon.
No action to
deprive Israel of further
arms supplies has been
taken.
SCC Supports Voter registration
Two Bands to Perform at LHS
students by their residence
hall senators.
Student
Broadcasting
Qub chairman, John Snyder, reported on the
progress of the radio
station. He said that most
of the equipment needed
for the station was ordered.
He also said that room 216
in Akeley was approved as
the location for the station.
Snyder also cited the
need for students, interested in becoming a campus
disk jockey, to audition for
the part. Advertising for
the radio station is another
area where interested
students could participate*
In other activity, the
Senate voted by a 29 - 2
majority in favor of a
having a straight, two-week
Spring Vacation next year,
rather than a split break
that is being
proposed.
Their recommendation will
be made known to the
Academic Affairs and Regulation Committee who
have the ultimate decision.
Other SCC events included
a report by P.C.C.E.B.
chairman, Colin Weaver.
He cited two upcoming
coffee houses: one
this
Saturday night beginning
at 8:30 featuring Keith
Vernon, and one next
Saturday, firom 9 to 11,
featuring Tim Field.
Two movies. The Duchess and the Dirtwaterfox
and The Effect of Gamma
Rays on Man-in-the-Moon
Marigolds were scheduled
for tne next two Sunday
evenings. Weaver is also
putting the final touches on
an organized pool tournament.
RHA chairman, Dave
Lepley, reported on a
number of activities. A
'' Superstars'' tournament
is scheduled for April 16. A
dance featuring "Maraud"
is scheduled for April 21.
Mel Brooks' BLAZING
SADDLES will be shown on
April 22.
On May 5, there will be a
musical festival featuring
the band Drunk
and
Dirty,
Patty Kissinger,
and Spirit
Wood- Shere
Hite is scheduled to appear
May 4th at 8 PM.
President Joe Harper
announced that he received
a letter from the Gay Task
Force which said that they
may desire to send a
representative to the next
CAS meeting. Harper set
the next SCC meeting for
April 19th at 6:30.
page 2
[ OPEnmc niGHT ]
I
by CARLA EATON
I
The Provisional Theatre of Los Angeles, a
nationally and internationally acclaimed touring
theatre troupe, will be appearing in its newest
original production INCHING THROUGH THE
EVERGLADES at Price Auditorium, April 11 at 8
pm. The Provisional is being sponsored in its work
here
by
Cultural
Affairs/Theater.
The Provisional Theatre of Los Angeles, a
nationally and internationally acclaimed touring
theatre troupe, will be appearing in its newest
original production, " I n c h i n g Through the
Everglades," at Price Auditorium on April 11 at
8:00p.m. The Provisional is being sponsored in its
work here by Cultural Affairs/theatre.
"inching Through the Everglades" is a warm,
musical and friendly play about the experience of
living and surviving in this country. It is an
audience-involving event which delves into the
extra-ordinary private lives and selves hidden
behind the careful public masks of ordinary people.
fr»y
EAGLE EYE
The play focuses on Irene and Willie Ray, two
people who, although they never meet during the
play, share a common life experience: they are "up
sheet crik without a dollar" and they know it. They
are trying to figure out why. At the same time, they
still finds ways to embrace life with cheer and good
humor. "Pie in the sky and something on your
shoe" is a subtitle for the play and sums up Irene's,
Willie Ray's and the other Provisional characters'
attitude about their life situation. Through it all, in
spite of it all, they retain their indomitable spirit.
In the usual Provisional fashion, "Inching
Through the Everglades" makes use of a simple yet
imaginative set, wonderful and evocative masks,
and lots of music. The play was conceived, written,
directed and realized by the Provisional Theatre
ensemble.
The Provisional Theatre is a touring company, a
family unit, and a highly disciplined collective
committed to the use of innovative and exciting
theatre as a tool to help reflect and change the
world.
Its people-most of whom have worked
together for ten years-are cultural workers creating
original dramatic pieces about the experience of
living and working in a land where loneliness,
alienation, and cynicism are becoming the
accustomed routine. Their works are about spirit,
hope, and potential.
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COMMENTARY
Sex and the single coed. Is it really worth the
hassle? M y first experience with M r . Variety Is The
Spice Of Life was really quite traumatic. It left me
to ponder for days over questions such as, " Did he
t e l l ? " ; " Whom did he t e l l ? " ; " Was I any
good?",(He wasn't). For all the baloney you hear
about sexual expression guiltlessly, we here at Lock
Haven seem to be long on experience and short on
understanding. If you get together with anyone,
anywhere, anytime, everyone knows. " Where
were you on the night of April fifth? Tell the court
what you did to the best of your recollection."
" John Doe and I made love, your honor "
" Speak up so the jury can hear."
" We made love your honor. He didn't have any,
and neither d i d I, so we made some."—and so
—the jury goes into session — Verdict? She is
sleazy, easy and breezy between the ears. On the
other hand, the guy is a stud, he has scored. Yay,
team!
And worse than the publicity it generates, is the
experience itself. If you've already been there,
there's no need to read on.
It's quite cliche,
actually.
The basic approach is started while
dancing at I PHELTA T H I . After plying you with
several flat beers, he'll tenderly kiss you, ( ha —
it's more like a dental suction tube - but who c a r e i :
after a few more beers?). Then you'll be invited
upstairs to listen to a new album by The
Ringworms, while trying to ignore his bullshit
about how he's wanted to talk to you all year, and
that you are really different from the other girls up
here. You must also ignore his room, complete
with the dried-up dead wasps, fingernails, and old
gym socks lying on the rugs. ( Talk about seductive
settings, what more could a woman ask for?) Then
come the bed-postponing rituals such as tickling
battles, etc. Then the inevitable.
And that's about all you remember until you are
awakened in the approacheing dawn by an
unscratchable itchiness caused by his old army
blanket. So you try to pry your eyes open, although
they are stuck together by beads of mascara which
you didn't wash off last night. Then you look next
to you . . . " Dear Lord! Not H I M ! Please let this be a
dream, a nightmare, e v e n . " But it's not. So you
gather up your belongings and away you creep to
your dorm.
As if that's not bad enough, he calls you up a
week later to tell you he " has something." Oh,
damn you, there's got to be something in the
Geneva Convention against this, I think. No fair
torturing POW's. So down to the infirmary you
march, to a doctor who barely knows a platypus
from a uterus. A week or so of antibiotics and all of
this never happened. So I ask you, is it really worth
the hassle?
The Lock Haven State College
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JIM RUNKLE
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Carla Eaton
Paul Antram
John Vukovic
Kathy Bastian
Dr. Saundra Hybeis
Martha Hastings
Harry Pfender
Nancy Levering
Friday, April 7, 1978
THE LHS SYMPHONIC BAND - is hown preparing
for its upcoming "Exchange Concert" scheduled
for 2:00p.m. this Sunday in Price Auditorium.
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by CHRISTOPHER FLYNN
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Coping. This is the one thing which all of us
must do. There are various ways to cope and many
things to cope with. For example, getting up in the
morning with a hangover. The room around you
pounds in rhythmic beat with your head, candle
light is a little too bright, and the sound of
breathing is a little too loud. This, however, is only
a minor form of coping. The main irritation in the
coping problem is 9 times out of 10 another person,
isn't it funny how the things in life which bring us
the most pleasure also bring us the most
discomfort, like a friend or a bottle of Jim Beam.
Here at LHS, students, faculty, staff, and
administrators have each other to cope with. Oh, I
almost forgot a major coping problem for students our friends at Law Enforcement. Well now that we
all know we're coping with one another, let's attack
a specific problem.
A year or so ago, dances were held in the Bentley
Hall Lounge. The room was well suited to it, and
the building centrally located.
I have heard,
however,through a fairly reliable source that
someone in the administration would like to see
Bentley Lounge become the main meeting place of
students on campus, where they might discuss
current politics, or their sex lives. This idea seems
to have failed. Pass through the lounge and you
will find very little evidence of this going on.
Maybe around meal times you will find 10 or 15
people in the lounge, but as I can tell by my
surroundings as I sit here in the main meeting place
for students, that either all the students on campus
heard I was going to be here, or they have decided
to become hermits.
I feel that whoever made this arbitrary decision
made it without asking the people who are directly
affected by the decision - the student populus!
So as I sit here in Bentley Lounge coping with
M r . Foster's art work, [which is actually quite
interesting], I wonder if this terrific student
commons will ever be anything more than a very
wide hallway and pretty good place to hold a dance.
Arts Calendar
ENGINEER/MUSICIAN - M r . Apu Sengupta,
having performed throughout India and the eastern
United States, brings his musical expertise to LHS
as part of the "Night of India" presentation
scheduled for April 15, at 6:30p.m. in Sloan.
LOCK HAVEN
LHS/Bloomsburg State Symphonic Band Exchange Concert
—Price Aud. Sun. at 2:00pm.
Provisional Theatre — Cultural Affairs/Theatre — Tues.
at 8pm in Price
Hispanic Theatre 8 April 11th 7:30 Sloan 321, 12th at 8:30
Zagreb String Quartet — Artist Series — April 16th 8pm
Sloan Theatre
Telefon — at the Garden
Goodbye girl — at the Roxy
Friday, April 7, 1978
EAGLE EYE
CAMPUS
PULSE asks:
How do you feel about
the fact that Smith Hall is
going to be changed Into a
co-ed
dormitory?
SCOTT NEYHARD
I would not like it if Smith
Hall becomes co-ed because I am a freshman in
Smith Hall. If Smith Hall
were to become a co
ed dorm I would not likely
be able to reserve a room.
by PAUL ANTRAM
PATTI ARVIDSON
I'd like to see all the gnys
who live there now get flrst
preference to Uve In Smith
Hall, then I'd like to be the
flrst on the list to move in
with all my very good
friends
there.
page 3
OUT OF THE BLUE REVISITED, By Keith Vemon
I left Lock Haven SUte CoUege hi May, 1977 because I felt
that I needed a vacation from school. It was a completely
voluntary move, meaning that there Is absolutely no truth to
the rumor that Carl Nelson, wearing cowboy chaps, two
six-guns, and a ten-gallon hat, sidled up to me in the front of
Price Auditorium one day and said, "This campus isn't big
enough for the both of us."
My good friend Mr. Vaughn, the beloved Big Daddy of
the EngUsh Department, had a hand in my decision to
leave, teUing me that there was a world of opportunity
beyond the Susquehanna River.
Mr. Vaughn was
considering leaving Lock Haven himself. In hopes of
realizing his secret lifelong dream; becoming the World
Champion of professional wrestling. We used to spend long
hours together in his office discussing Chaucer and worldng
on two-point take-downs.
I left school of my own free wtU, yet, to be honest, there
are a few things I miss about the Unholy Haven.
I miss the cafeteria - that barbaric arena where tray
droppers were shown no mercy, and digging Into the food
was Uke cutting open the beUy of a man-eating shark; yon
never Imew what the heU you were going to find in there. A
few years ago, a Sigma Tau was reported to have fainted
upon finding a glass eye In her vegetable soup; and the
Monday after Parents' Weekend last year I came across a
live mouse in my mashed potatoes, tn^ped and suffocating
[ this is not difficult to understand if you've ever had the
mashed potatoes.] I interpreted It as the kitchens' way of
letting us iaiow that things were back to normal now that our
I mommies and daddies had aU gone home.
i Which reminds me, I had a fantasy about the cafeteria
* that I was always dying to act out. I wanted to walk up the
stairs to the cafeteria, stopping on the landing to read the
Irides wanted' signs and proceed to take off aU my clothes as
people continued to file past. Theu, etuirk naked, I would
get my ticket punched and make my way to the salad bar
amid the screams of fainting women and the gasps of
Jealous men. There I would put together a peanut butter
and JeUy sandwich and, after taking a few bites, I'd advance
straight to the KDR table, sit on the lap of the biggest,
meanest-looking brother there, and give him a big, wet,
jeUy-smeared Idss. As soon as I regained consciousness,!
would pick myself off the floor and dash out the front doors.
Of coarse, I also miss the Lock Haven people. People like
Joe Nagy, manager of the PUB, who insisted that even
though I was no longer an LHS student, I still had to pay my
activity fee for the next two years.
And wrestling coach Ken Cox, who told me that if I
wanted to Join the wrestling team [ and God knows I did!], I
would have to bring him the antlers of a moose I had klUed
with my bare hands as proof that I was tough enough to be a
Bald Eagle Grappler. Two weeks later I was arrested by the
Bronx Zoo security men for trying to strangle a rare
Canadian Moose through the bars of his cage with a pair of
giant pUers. Yes, I would have IdUed for Coach Cox.
And no one was more of a guiding Ught to me than
President Hamblin himself, who provided me with the
hisplration for my very first book, THE WIT AND WISDOM
OF FRANK HAMBLIN. The book consisted of 288 blank
pages and a dedication to the state of Texas.
A year away firom school has taught me that taldng a
vacation from coUege Is a contradiction of terms. It's like
taking a break from your honeymoon. Think about it. When
wiU you ever be surrounded by so many homy people your
own age? CoUege is the best vacation you'U ever have, so
eqjoy it whUe yoa can. And who Imows, yoa might even
leam something In the process.
Human Relations Sponsors Symposium
STACEY L. TATE
I think that all of the facts
should have been given in
the Eagle Eye editorial.
Smith Hall is also going to
have changes made to suit
the handicapped. But I feel
that Smith Hall should not
be turned bito a Co-Ed
dorm due to the fact the
girls already have the Ideal
location
on
campas.
GAIL SHEARD
Since I'm not planning on
moving residence halls I
wouldn't live hi Smith HaU.
It's a nice Idea to have a
coed dorm down the hUI but
not at the expense of the
only men's dorm down
here.
Jewelry and Gifts
USA PLEVA
I would think the guys of
"Smith HaU" would be
glad for a bit of female
companionship. Now they
won't get Into trouble for
being in the wrong haUs
after the witching hour. 1
do think they should have
first choice as to which
rooms
they
want.
SUE MOSER
I don't c$ae if It is co-ed or
not. There are plenty of
female dormitories.
I
wouldn't live in it like it was
now but maybe after the
rennovations it wiU i>e O.K.
I Uke the dorm '1 am Uvhig
In.
Just
say " C H A R G b IT!'
by ROSELLE ROBAK
Lock Haven State's newest administrator, Maritza
Tason, newly appointed
Human Relations coordinator, arrived at our fair
campus barely two months
ago.
In that time the
"Panamanian firecracker"
has put together two
extensive programs in an
effort to better the relations
between all students on
campus.
On April 12th and 13th a
Symposium on Minorities'
"Historical Perspectives"
will be presented by
Human Relations in cooperation with the Sociology
and Anthropology Departments.
Mr. James Wade, Secretary of Administration of
the Commonwealth will be
the keynote speaker. Mr.
Lennie Moore, former star
back of the Baltimore Colts
and Hall of Famer will
present the closing address.
The Symposium will
The
Goodbye Girl
Starring:
Richard Dreyfuss
and
Marsha Mason
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consist of workshops and
speakers on subjects such
as folk music, ethnic
dances, Hispanic theater,
and " The Vietnam
Experience." This workshop will be conducted by
former Marine Sergeant
Don Kinley - a LHS
student.
Ms. Tason was enthusiastic about the Sympo-
sium and was very adamant
that it is meant for all
students.
"Minorities know what it
is like to be a minority,"
she points out.
"This
program provides a unique
opportunity to students
who haven't come in
contact with minorities,
their issues and problems,
to find out what it's like.
^- KANE
HAS THE RING
Lock Haven's own finest
- the faculty - will also take
part in the Symposium
including Peter Podol,
Felice Proctor and Celeste
Rhodes.
The hard-working coordinator is hopeful of a good
attendance by students.
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page 4
Friday. April 7, 1978
EAGLE EYE
Wrestlers Are Honored
LOCK HAVEN—
The 197778 season Lock Haven State
College wrestling team
awards have been announced by Dr. Ken Cox,
head coach at LHS.
The Bald Eagle grapplers
had a dual meet record of
14-6 for a 35th straight
winning campaign the
longest streak in the Nation
among small colleges.
Senior Co-captain Mike
Moore (Petersburg, Va.) a
two-time
Pennsylvania
Conference and Eastern
League champion who
placed 5th at the recent
NCAA Division One Tourney, received the "Charles
Goldthorp
"Outstanding
Wrestler" award.
Moore, who broke three
LHS all-time records this
year with a 20-0 dual mark,
37-3 record overall and 18
pins, also took the Danny
Hildebrandt (most team
points) award.
Along with teammate
senior Sean Ahern (Cherry
Hill, N.J.) Moore shared
the A. Lehr Eckert (Inspirational Wrestler) award.
Moore competed all year at
142 pounds and Ahern had
a 10-10-3 mark at 126
pounds.
The Dennis Killion (Most
Improved Wrestler) award
went to senior 188-pounder
Gary Uram (Carnegie) who
had a 21-10 record. Doug
Gallaher (Qearfield) received the Alumni (Outstanding Freshman) award
with a first year record of
12-10 at 150 pounds.
Sophomore Dave Moyer
(Reading) with a 29 second
pin received the fastest fall
(Coaches Award) for 197778 season.
Heavyweight
Gregg
Koontz, sophomore from
Bedford, was elected Captain for the 1978-79 season.
He had a fine '77-78 year
with overall record of 26-7
with 17 pins.
The Bald Eagle wrestlers
selected an All-Opponent
Team based on performance against LHS matmen this year:
118-Mike DeAugustino,
Penn State, 6th NCAA;
126-Glenn Burket, Shippensburg, 5th NCAA;
134-Randy Stottlemeyer,
Pitt, 6th NCAA; 142-Dan
Hicks, Oregon S
State.
NCAA Champion;
150Tony Caravella. Bloomsburg State, Penna. Conf.
champion.
158-Dave Becker, Penn
State, 5th NCAA;
167Tony Varga, Cleveland
State, Eastern League
champion; 177-Dom DiGioacchino, Bloomsburg State,
eastern League champion;
190-Bill Bailey, Pitt, Eastern League champion;
HWT-Mark Stepanovich,
Pitt, 3rd Eastern League.
Coach Cox also announced letterman awards for the
1977-78 season: Uram,
Ahern, Moyer, Moore,
Gallaher, freshman Dusty
Ream (Beech Creek), sophomore Mike Nauman (Elizabethtown)
sophomore
Austin Shanfelter (Hershey), Joe
Speese
(Moorestown, N . J . ) , Al
Fricke (Clearfield), Tim
Thompson (Vienna, Va.),
and Koontz.
Senior Co-Captain Fricke
was injured midway in the
season and this ended his
fine career at Lock Haven
but his 44 career pins
stands as an Ail-Time LHS
record.
LHS Sluggers Split Double-Header
Wednesday the LHS
Men's baseball team travelled to Indiana University of
Pa., where they split a
double-header winning the
first game 2-0.
In the opener frosh Dave
Seitzer hurled a three-hitter
shut-out in leading Lock
Haven to its 2-0 win. Seitzer was impressive in his
first start on the Northern
Tour and raised his record
to 2-1 for the season.
LHS scored its runs in
the first and sixth innings.
In the top of the first Rob
Wallace doubled down the
right field and scored on
consecutive singles by Jim
Washabaugh and Joe Pappa.
In the sixth co-capt. Joe
Tarconish singled and advanced to second base on a
passed ball and scored on a
single by Wallace. Washabaugh followed with a
double but Indiana's defense tightened up and
ended the Eagle's rally.
In the second game LHS
was limited to four-hits and
couldn't push across a run
as Indiana won 2-0. Sopomore Jim Bennett hurled a
strong four-hitter in defeat.
Bennett has pitched will for
LHS this season as this was
the first time the EAgles
were shut out this year.
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The Student Section of
the PSAHPER is coordinating an "Almost Anything Goes" competition
between the Physical Education Majors Clubs across
Pennsylvania to take place
on Sunday April 30th, at
Lock Haven.
Lock Haven is located in
the central region and will
be competing against Penn
State and possibly Gettysburg. The competition will
take place here on Sunday,
at l:oo PM.
Any Health, Physical
Education and Recreation
Major is eligible to be on
the team representing Lock
Haven. The team will be
comprised of eight to
twelve members, including
an equal number of girls
and guys.
Prizes will be given to the
winners ofthe competition,
along with a prize for the
most creative team uniforms, which must be
identical.
The
winners of the
April 30th competition will
compete for a state
wide competition at Penn
State on Sunday. May 7th.
The present team s i g n
up sheet is now posted on
the Physical Education
Majors bulletin board on
Part t i m e h e l p w a n t e d in
local m e n ' s store to w o r k
s u m m e r a n d next
year.
Please send phone n u m b e r
a n d r e s u m e ' to P.O. Box
622 Lock H a v e n , Pa. 17745.
W A N T E D : S i n g l e f e m a l e to
share
apt.
Furnished,
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street f r o m Z i m m e r i i . 7483242.
womens
birth
control
counseling
Confidential
Sen/ice
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early detection
pregnancy testing
outpatient
abortion
facility
(215)265-1880
20 minutes from Philadelphia
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K I N G O F P R U S S I A , PA 1 9 4 0 6
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iBE THE FIRST PERSON-to call in the identity of
tthe person in the above photo and your name will
tappear in Tuesday's EAGLE EYE. Call ext. 456.
t EAGLE EYE staff members and their families are
i^not eligable.
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Swimming
Correction
LHSC came hi 21st hi the
200 relay at Nationals - not
23rd.
Volleyball
Teams Hold
Championship
by MIKE FIGARD
The intramural volleyball
championships were played
off on Monday April 3 . T h e
results of t h e w o m e n ' s
division a r e : 1st place-haven Hustlers; 2nd place-3rd
Mac.; 3rd place-Cosmos.
Men's division: 1st place
Viva; 2nd place-KDR; 3rd
place-The Raiders. All the
games were played well
and the volleyball teams
were very cooperative.
Softball, Indoor Soccer
and Tennis begin on Monday April 10th. Schedules
will be posted on the intramural board-2nd floor
Zimm. by Monday.
Remember to keep in
mind the Track meet.
Lacrosse, Trap Shooting,
and Golf all coming up in
intramurals. Any questions
may be directed to Mr.
Allison. Zimm. 111.
LHS Golfers Club Juniata
The LHS Men's Golf
team defeated Juniata
College
Tuesday by a
three-stroke margin. The
whlle Junlata was close
with 418.
Medalist honors went to
Eagle Dave Keener who
shot a 76 to pace t h e win.
Rounding it out for Lock
Haven was Jeff Rupert,
who shot an 80, Jerry
Rupert 85, Mark Fogel 86,
and Tom R a u p with an 8 8 .
Only two J u n i a t a golfers
broke 80 a s they scored 78's
on the par 72 layout.
VERN'S TIRE CENTER
Route 220 N past Woohich
Crossroads
Phone 769-6057
PSAHPER Sponsors Almost Anything Goes'
medical center
J E R R Y ' S - n e w styles of
b l u e Jeans a r r i v i n g d a i l y .
S t y l e s b y Lee, L e v i , M a l e ,
Faded
Glory,
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Largest selection in Cenfral
Pa. J e r r y ' s , corner
of
Church & Grove, Downt o w n . O p e n 'til 9:00, M ,
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Keith Gockenour added two
of LHS's hits in the contest. /\nnOUnCementS
To assist students in plannCoach Todd Eberle's
ing their program, this year's
team is no 5-6 in the conmaster schedule will include
the courses to be offered during
ference with a big weekend
Spring '79.
ahead. The team faces
A Nighl in India - Last date
Rochester Tech at home
tor d i n n e r r e s e r v a t i o n s ,
Saturday at 1:00 and
April 8. Call or drop a note
Sunday at 2:00.
to Dr. Patel, Akeley.
CLASSIFI
S U M M E R JOBS g u a r a n teed
or
money
back.
N a t i o n ' s largest d i r e c t o r y .
M i n i m u m fifty employers/
state.
Includes
master
application.
Only
$3.00.
SUMCHOICE*
Box
645,
S t a t e C o l l e g e Pa. 16801.
? MYSTERY PHOTO ?
the 2nd floor in Zimmerii.
Any interested P.E. major
must sign up by today,
Friday April 7th. We need
a balanced ratio of guys and
girls, and as of today more
guys are needed
to
i4#
Mk.
participate.
Anyone interested in
GIRLS
ARE YOU LOOKING
helping out with the
competition in any way may
FOR A SUMMER POSITION?
contact either Mary Kitzig
or Lisa Moser. All help will
AppUcants are now being considered for the
be greatly appreciated.
1978 camp season. Must be able to teach one of the
following: Arts & Crafts, Arts & Crafts Director, Dancing,
.
AnnOUnCementS Theater Director, Piano Accompanist and singing. Tennis,
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Great Tire Sale
Check Out Vem's
There will be a coffeehouse
featuring Keith Vernon Saturday at 8:30p.m. in the PUB
There will be a coffeehouse in
the PUB Eagle W i n g , next
Wednesday night at 9:00p.m.
Trampoline, Gymnastics, Photography,
Cheerleading,
Scouting and Nature Study, A.R.C. Swimming Instructor,
Boating, Canoeing and Water Skiing Instructor. Write
Camp Director, 2409 Shelieydale Drive, Baltimore, MD,
21209.
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