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Volume 42, Number 11

Friday, April 17, 1992

16 pages

Madrak and Bolton win top spots
by Shawn Liddick
Eagle Eye Sports Editor
Steve Madrak and Jeremy Bolton were
voted Wednesday to lead the SCC during
the 1992-93 school year as President and
Vice President.
Madrak was humbled by the victory and
said he was "very happy" about the result.
He also added, 'There was a wide variety
of people diat voted and not just one group,
which was very good."
Bolton shared the same sentiments and
added, "I'm glad that people realized that I
could do the job and voted for me."
The new executive board will be rounded
out by Steve Stephenson (treasurer), Chris
Borgese (PUB adminisuator). Bill Johnstone (corresponding secretary) and Hindi
Sanders (recording secretary), all of whom
ran unopposed.
A total of 757 votes were cast for the
presidential race, almost doubling the
amount of votes cast in last year's election.
The vice-presidential race tallied 761 total
votes.
Madrak received just over 41 percent of
the vote beating Ladd Frehse, his nearest
opponent, by 92 votes. Kerri Mclntyre took
third with almost 26 percent of the vote and
current vice-president, Dave Keenan, was
written in for 16 votes.
Mclntyre summed up the race by stating,
"The students diought diat Steve could do
the best job so they voted for him."
Frehse shared similar sentiments and added "I just hope diat the things he (Madrak)
said will actually be done."
Bolton ran away with die vice-

presidential race by accumulating 62 percent of die total vote.
Kurt "Shag"
Schwalbe received the other 37 percent of
the vote.
Schwalbe said, "I was pretty surprised
with both results. But my concem wasn't
whether I won or lost, but with the students
and what happens to the SCC. I hope die
s e e will be run the way it is supposed to
and stick up for the students."
All the other positions ran unopposed and
had an average of 98 percent of the total
vote. The other two percent went to writeins.
Two of die candidates that ran unopposed, Johnstone and Borgese, shared similar feelings on die election.
Johnstone said, "I w ^ happy with the
voter turnout for this year's elections."
Borgese added, "I was happy with the way
elections went, but nmning unopposed, die
victory wasn't a big shock."
Keenan, being chairman of the SCC elections committee, said, "I was imjM^essed
with the high voter turnout. A lot of it had
to do with the candidates and SCC senators
that went out and pushed die election.
"I hope the energy will carry over into
next semester's senate elections and next
spring's executive elections.
'This shows that diere is a glimmer of
hope, that the student apathy that we all
hear about doesn't exist," said Keenan
"I wish the best of luck to all the winners
and a special congratulations to all the candidates for an excellent job," Keenan concluded.
The new executive board of the SCC will
be inaugurated during the April 23 SCC
senate meeting. The meeting starts at 6:30
p.m.

Steve Madrak (1.) and Jeremy Bolton (r.) were elected president and vice
president for the 1992-93 academic year (photo by Shawn Liddick).

Students celebrate twenty years of saving the Earth
by Emilee Groce
Eagle Eye Editor in chief
Twenty-two years ago, a tradition began

on Earth that was aimed at raising consciousness about the effects of the human
population on our planet. It is known as
Earth Day. On its 20-year anniversary, the
people of the world celebrated and pledged

Volatile chemical scare leads to return
The one-pound block of sodium metal, a
potentially hazardous and unstable substance, that was stolen from Ulmer Hall
was returned Wednesday by anonymous
sources.
Sodium metal reacts violenUy if exposed to moisture. Exposure to the substance through inhalation or skin absorption can lead to chemical poisoning and
lung collapse.
According to spokesperson Deborah
Jackson, Dr. Ellen O'Hara-Mays, an associate professor of chemistry, received a
letter in her campus mailbox informing
her diat the substances had been left in the

Hammermill Computing Facility laboratory in Ulmer Hall. She immediately retrieved the material and contacted Law
Enforcement
O'Hara-Mays, who had discovered the
substance missing Monday morning, said
that none of the material seemed to have
been disturbed. She explained that "The
talk on campus and the media exposure,
which indicated the dangerous nature of
the material, led the individuals, who
were obviously not aware of die seriousness and potential hazards associated with
what they had taken, to return it to the
University," she said.

to make changes in their lives.
Lock Haven University celebrated and
pledged with their own enthusiasm on that
anniversary. Established by a handful of
students willing to make a difference. Earth
Day has continued on campus as it marked
its diird celebration last Saturday on Russell
Hall Lawn.
According to Dr. Shonah Hunter, professor of biology, this year's celebration was
the most successful of the celebrations. She
attributed that success to the Earth Day
Planning committee's dedication, the beautiful weadier and the Biology Club.
As in the past, informational booths widi
free pamphlets and flyers were set up by
various environmental groups both on and
off campus. The Geoscience Club, the
LHU Recycling committee, and the Department of Environmental Resources were
some of the groups represented.
An Envirarama and a nature photography
contest were two events sponsored to get

students involved in the festivities. Prizes
for three places went out to the winners of
the photo contest. Participating in the Envirarama, a quiz show based on environmental questions, were teams of both university and high school students from the
area. According to Esther Oakley, chairperson of the Earth Day committee, the team
of high school students was victorious.
Two radio stations provided the musical
entertainment during the day. WHOT
103.9FM broadcasted live part of the day '
from Russell lawn, giving out free t-shirts.
LHU's own Toxic Radio 90.3FM took over
for WHOT, spinning die tunes and giving
out free CDs for correct answers to music
and environmental trivia.
The Earth Day committee plans to continue the tradition of this celebration into the
future, according to Oakley. The celebration was sponsored by the SCC, the Earth
Day committee, and several area businesses.

2 Eagle Eye April 17.1992

OPINION/EDITORIAL

"SPOT THE FAKE AD"
The Lock Haven University Eagle Eye
proudly presents another week with our famous brainbuster, "Spot The Fake Ad." For
those of you who haven't played before, the
rules are simple. Read diem over and get
ready to win !
1) Pick up a copy of the Eagle Eye,
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(yes, die ads).
3) Spot The Fake Ad! It's easy to play,
it's fun, and best of all, it's FREE!
If you think you've spotted die fake ad,
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Eagle Eye writers and staff members cannot enter, but all odier students, faculty and
University staff members are free to play.
The fake ad will never appear on the Classified page.

Special Edition was one-sided, biased
To die Editor:
It is disbirbing that the unbiased journalistic reporting of our newspaper has been
stained yellow by the political orientation
of one lone editor. The Eagle Eye Special
Election Edition is a prime example of this.
It is quite evident diat it was dredged up in
a last ditch effort to ruin the Ladd Frehse
presidential candidacy.
The only real reason for printing a special
edition was to smear Ladd Frehse and not
to cover the election as the header purported. The issue conceming whether Ladd
plagiarized from specific sources or not is

not only moot but also about a mondi old,
making it old news at best Subsequendy it
is biased grandstanding like diis that makes
your integrity seem both opp seriously flawed.
It's also really not relevant that Ladd may
have copied or even misrepresented someone else's opinion. The fact remains that he
was representing an editorial comment of
his own. And since he was editorializing,
he introduced his own opinions into the
facts using the words he saw fit.
Sincerely,
Christopher Leppo

"Some things are better left unsaid."

To die Editor
Homophobia: n. the fear of persons and acts related to homosexuality. We are writing
this letter in response to Michelle Kramer's editorial on homosexuality in die April 3 edition of the Eagle Eye. In this letter Michelle misquoted, misrepresented and actually fabricated "facts" to support her position. We believe that it is time to set the record
straight
This week's winner is Alex
In this letter Ms. Kramer makes a statement regarding remarks made at the meeting:
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this entire passage twists the truth. Mr. Tride never said that all the people who didn't attend the meeting were homophobic. What was actually stated was " ... people at die discussion were most likely not homophobic." Following Ms. Kramer's logic, everyone who
from the
doesn't auend a meeting on racism must be a racist.
She goes on to say that homosexuals should accept the consequences of their "choice."
First of all, homosexuality is not a choice. Two recent studies by Dr. Richard Pillard and
Simon LeVay seem to find that the causes of homosexuality are genetic, not societal. In
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Ms. Kramer then completely enters the realm of fantasy inferring that Mr. Tride and
Michael Parlett wrote messages like "Gay is Great." The fact of the matter is the diings
diey wrote on die ground were ^qiproved advertising for an event No mention of die su[" "SPOT THE "FAKE "AIT "!periority
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In conclusion, we agree with Ms Kramer's statement "Some things are better left unsaid." Things like uneducated, homophobic comments.
Sincerely,
Jason Cristofaro
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I am a registered Democrat and I strong\'e.ws Eriitorx
ly support the viewpoints of die DemoSue Hcinuclm.ui
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maries will be held. Please vote. You
Hie Eagk Eye, otTtcial newsmpai of Lock Haven U«iv6r*ity, i& published wceldy in accordance can make a difference. With Jerry Brown
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responsibility of the editorial staff ami cio not icflect the views of the students, the factilty or the
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tellers to the editor are due the day befoTB puWJc^tipn At noQU. All 1etler.s should be lypeiJ, no
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Loii i'atkur

Where are my classes?
To die Editor
I came to Lock Haven because of its
reputation as an excellent school for
Healdi Science. Yes, diis highly touted
major would offer a diverse arena for students studying health. Widi the release of
die Fall 1992 Master Schedule, I have
found that the course selection for the
Health Sciences major is as diverse and as
interesting as the menu at the local state
prison. Here 1 am, a senior and finished
with my general education requirements,
looking forward to really dive into my
area of study. The only problem is diat I
have already taken everything the Health
Sciences Department has offered or simply cannot take the course because it is
open to athletic trainers only. This is ridiculous. I would love to take such interesting courses as biomechanics, advanced
anatomy or physiology, possibly a surgical procedures introduction, or anydiing
remotely interesting dealing with sports
medicine, physical therapy, or simply die
magnificant human machine. The subject
titles are limitiess for this major. Instead,
my options cover the large range of three
courses. Yippee!
I would also like to address the Biology
Department. Has the listing of your
courses been significantly reduced or is
there simply a typo in the Master Schedule? I would love to hear from someone,
anyone, why diere are no courses to take.
Every year enrollment increases along
widi tuition. Why hasn't the Master
schedule increased in thickness? Something is definitely wrong. Is not Lock
Haven an institutuion of higher learning?
I never really thought about il much as a
freshman or sophomore when I was a bit
more feeble-minded and burdened by gen
eds. But now that I have the opportunity
and desire to expand my horizons in the
field of my choice I sense a restricted climate. I don't know it other fields of study
are resticted in course diversity but I get
the general feeling they are.
To end diis abeady long letter - I used
to get offended at friends from home that
would cut down the academic integrity of
Lock Haven. After all, diey were going to
such esteemed private universities as Cornell, Penn, and Juniata and not a state university as myself. Well I argued, often on
unfounded grounds, about die education
here. Now I realize those grounds are
even more shaky dian I had thought.
This statement may be in itself unfounded because I am a typical ignorant student, but are die PUB expansion and campus beautification good altemaives to
academic diversity and integrity. If money is the underlying cause of this problem
(which it probably is) 1 guess my friends
were correct in their criticisms.
Sincerely
Bill Kargo

Friday, April 17,1992 Eagle Eye

NEWS

3

Police Beat Students form new drinking awareness group
Underage drinking and disorderly
conduct: April 13. A student wa.s cited
for itndcrage drinking and disortlerly conducte in one of tht residence hall:;. The
student was ref<»rred toStud*»it Lite.
Minors drinking: April I I , Three
males were found widi alcohol while attending 8 lacrosse giune. Law Enforcement confiscated the alcohol after the
males tried to escape. The otit-of- state
minors went before the District Justice.
They pleaited guslty and have paid their
l^ttS&tS&ion of akohoi: April 9.
Students were foundjXT^essing two 12pacfcs of twar. Lavs^ Enforcement confist;«ltQd the alcohol and the students were
rcfitncd to Student \Afb. This case is
pending further investigation.
Tlieft; April *). There was a report of
a mjsslftg Timberline mountain bike.
The hike has white and green lettering
as well ^ a decai from NesterBikc Shop.
The bike wa* taken from the bike rack in
front of McEtlttre Hall and is valued at
$500. AjiyOtte with any infornijiion on
this case, please contact Law Enforcement.
Assault: April 8. One male .struck
hiy roommate cutting his eye. This OC-tmtei ift oat of the residence halls. One
person was arrested for assault.
-by .Amy Carlson

Students charged
with animal abuse
Two students have been charged with

mlsde»neanors in tht- second4E!gfee after
b e ^ i % two laLs unconscious IjefOre
throwing their garbage-bag wrapped
bodies into Uie Susquehanna Rivfr lo
drown.

According to the prosectttisg srttatney
for die S(x;iciy for the Prevention of
Cmejty to Annnals (SPCA) Kent Hancock and Rassell f"abry waived their
right to a {tfcliniinary hearing aldiough a
date for their arraignmcni has not yci
been set.
TIK SPCA rqjorts iluu they are asking

that die students receive the maximum
puitisdiamait tuidar law/which is two
yeaxi in Jmt aoda^SOQOiSne.
Tbe be^ddg, wtsdb took j^bce GO,
MgetOi 4, left one cat ibs^nnA Ihe other

^ei/mly })ttin damaged. Accctttiiog fo
the $FCA, fit& cttpipicd cat fougltf its
ivay <»A of t{i& i»tg mi italf*^AC»y»ed he^
fore it w«5 discovered three dj^« IgWar,

The two defendants claim itm they
wefen^ced to'getiidftf ^ twoctus'by
their jpi^wner, who Kmiitacm that she
jtever jaeattt for them to klQ tkr mtSm the
<»ittu The o ^ r pmoimm ol ^ cats
did not teali^e vtim Iter pj^ftier, cnr (be
two $tt)dent». wo« domg.
Student Life is cutrently reviewing the
students* case, and a decision i$ pending.

Two students have announced plans to
create a chapter of BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Conceming die Health
of University Students) on campus.
Matt Masters and Jon Huber will seek
S.C.C. funds over the next year to initiate
the alcohol awareness program. BACCHUS has more than 5(X) affiliated chapters at institutions across America.
BACCHUS began its first step last week,
widi a wrecked vehicle in front of Stevenson Library. The car, donated and transported by Martin Motor of Mill Hall, was
placed outside to remind students what effects alcohol can have on a driver. Aldiough BACCHUS does include a drinking
and driving prevention program, it specifically deals widi other alcohol related subjects.
Chapters affiliated widi BACCHUS are
concerned with health of students, institutions and die community. BACCHUS promotes respect for state law and campus policies related to alcohol use, and opposes die
notion that use of alcohol is an acceptable
social practice.
According to Richard Hepner, director of
Law Enforcement and Safety, much of die
violence crime and vandalism occurring on
campus is alcohol related. A BACCHUS
chapter at the University would specifically
deal widi such problems and would seek solutions through workshops, meetings and
student involvement
"If we are able to prevent one crime or
one death because of die new program, it

Huber and Masters jolt students into an awareness of drunk driving, (photo
by Travis Prebble)
will all be worth it," said Masters. "I'm
confident that if a chapter begins at L.H.U,
students will get involved and our campus
will be just that much more educated about
alcohol awareness."
Support for BACCHUS has already been
shown on campus by Hepner, who assisted
in getting the wrecked vehicle on campus.
Nancy Panko, R.N. of Glennon Infirmary,

Program ignites students into
post -secondary education
by Rick Bender
Eagle Eye News Reporter
University officials, armed with a state
mandate, are creating the Intervention Program in an attempt to get more rural high
school students to follow some type of postsecondary education.
The Intervention Program, part of the
Rural School Center concept, will use the
University's resources to visit grade schools
and get students interested in college early
in life.
Dr. Betty Schantz, assistant dean of education and human services and the program's grant director, said that a $44,700
federal grant was recendy approved for the
three-year program which will begin next
September in the Keystone Central School
District.
Schantz said diat the program involves introducing the concept of post-secondary education to third and fourth graders and their
parents while actively involving sixth and
seventh graders with their parents in exploring post-secondary options.
Another part of die program, said
Schantz, is a career day for the high school
in which representatives from all the postsecondary institutions within a one-hour radius gather at the University to show die
students what is available and costs of attending.
,

"Rural schools have the problem with getting their graduates to pursue postsecondary education," said Schantz. "We
want to encourage all kinds of postsecondary education, not just college. We
understand it isn't for everyone."
The concept was started over a year ago
when Keystone Central School District, the
University, and the Clinton County Chapter
of the Pennsylvania State Education Association (PSEA) got togedier to talk about
achieving die state goal of renewing the focus of both basic and higher education.
"Sometimes people diink we don't do
anydiing widi all the money that we get, but
we do," said Schantz. "We have many
things in store f(M' die schools of this region."
"We had some student learning outcomes
in mind - a mauer of what die students
should leam rather than what teachers
should teach. We're trying to better prepare kids by giving them the skills they'll
need to make it," Schantz said.

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has also shown support for the program by
offering to be its advisor once under way.
BACCHUS statistics show diat 82 percent of all university problems are alcohol
related. Huber and Master feel this statistic
speaks for itself and hope students will support and become involved in the BACCHUS program. If interested call Mau
Masters or Huber at 748-9883.

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Karate Club conquers tournament

Around campus in 2,9 seconds

University Briefs
SADD initiatesflurryof
alcohol safety programs
Students Against Drunk Driving
(SADD), die campus organization whose
primary purpose is to promote responsible alcohol use, has been initated a variety of programs in and around the University diis semester.
Carol Latronica, SADD's advisor and
die associate dean of student affairs,
stressed diat die organization is quite active and does many diings at LHU.
Every semester the members of SADD
sponsor programs conceming pedestrian
safety and seat belt safety for children in
kindergarten dirough third grade, and bicycle safety for children in grades four
to six. During diese programs die chUdren are shown a short film on pedestrian safety and greeted by die traffic safety dummies Vince and Larry.
Law Enforcement Officer Gary Barrett
and LL Dennis Grenninger as well as
District AdvisOT John P. Brennan are on
hand to answer questions and speak to
the children on traffic safety.
SADD also co-sponsors a speaker
once a semester who talks about drug
and alcohol awareness. This year's
speaker was Gary Carlson, a 1978 Lock
Haven graduate and a recovering drug
addict The members of SADD also
hope to participate in die upcoming
Spring Festival.
The members of SADD are held togedier by a common interest: they have
been touched in some way by a drunk
driver.
The chapter of SADD M LHU encourages new members to join. Anyone interested can contact Resident Pauick Hill
at 726-6826 or Vice President Mary
Newman at 893-3022. Meetings are held
Monday nights at 6 p.m. in Room 307 of
Raub Hall.
'Dirk Weaver

Speaker to discuss
black feminism today
In celebration of Women's History
Mondi, race and gender expert Patricia
Hill Collins, will be speaking today at 10
a.m. in Robinson's Hall of Flags about
"The Politics of Black Feminist
Thought." An associate professor of sociology and African-American studies at
die University of Cincinnati, Collins is
recognized as a leading diinker and practitioner in areas involving die covergence
of gender, race, and edinicity, particular-

by Sue Heintzelman
Eagle Eye News Editor

ly in relation to African-American women
and families.
Collins has taught at several institutions, held editorial positions at professional journals and lectured across the
United States. She holds bachelor of arts
and doctorate degrees from Brandeis University, and a master of arts in teaching
from Harvard University. Collins will act
as a consultant for die University as the
sociology deparunent develops a new minor in Race and Gender.

Koch elected chair
of 1992 symposium
Dr. Linda Koch, vice president of student affairs, has been selected chairperson for the 1992 Symposium for Women
to be held later this year in Baltimore,
Maryland.
Conducted by die NASPA, die symposiums are open to women who wish to be
deans or vice presidents of student affairs
at U.S. colleges or universities.
As chair, Koch will be responsible for
selecting die consultants, organizing the
schedule, and selecting participants.
Koch feels diat die program is very
beneficial to her, as well as to die university.
She said, "I feel that die program
brings national focus to Lock Haven University and its commimient to die profession of student affairs."
Koch, one of die 12 consultants of the
symposiuim, gave a presentation entided
"Expectations and Realities of the Senior
Student Affairs Position" at die 1991
Symposium for Women held in Denver,
Colorado.
Koch served as one of 12 consultants at
die symposium and gave a presentation
on the She wanted to inform those entering die field or diinking about a position in student affairs of the various benefiu and drawbacks of the profession.
Close to 40 professionals from major
universities across die United States, including college presidents and vice presidents of student affairs, auended this
year's conference.
-Kathie Robertshaw |

Six Members of die Karate Club beat out
the competition April 11 to secure nine trophies at Young's 1992 Spring Karate Tournament, held at Bellefonte High School.
Tim Tewksbury, currenUy a blue belt, red
stripe in Tae Kwon Do, won fu-st place in
die green, blue heavy weight division of
open hand forms/kata, and diird place in
green, blue division sparring.
Brian Rosini also won two trophies. A
green belt, gold stripe, Rosini received first
place in yellow, gold division forms and
diird place in yellow, gold division sparring.
Charlie Styers, a gold belt, green suipe,
won second place in senior division sparring and second place in yellow, gold belt
sparring.
Blue belt, red stripe Jamon Andrus received a second place in die junior division
of die green, blue division sparring.
Third place winners were red belt Kevin
Gotthelf, who won a red division forms/
kata trophy, and white belt Lynn Scarborough who received her award in white division forms/kata.
The competition was open to all schools
diat perform Chinese, Japanese, and Korean
styles of martial arts.

Competitors were evaluated according to
their techniques and according to the techniques used in form fighting against an
imaginary opponent. The panel of judges
consisted of instructors of several different
martial arts styles.
"I like die idea of competing," said
Styers, "and we have a good leader to take
us dirough."
Brad Spong, a black belt in Tae Kwon Do
who instructs die club at the University,
said he was pleased with die results and
thought diey reflected the club "which is
doing better as a whole than ever."
Spong views competition as a "self evaluation" of students' performances, in which
diey can begin to understand diat how a
person applies techniques is more important
dian what die style is used.
Twenty to 30 people participated in each
belt division of die tournament. The main
competitors of die Haven fighters were the
53 Ishin Ryu fighters from Penn State.
Last semester the club participated in a
similar tournament at Bellefonte High
School in which diey came away with diree
wins. Since then the club has grow in number and performance, according to Spong.
Currendy diere are 37 members in the
Karate Club, 3 of which are females. The
number of females joining die club has
been increasing because they realize the
significance of having a "conditioning program which incorporates self defense along

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Lock Haven University had some fresh
new faces on campus recendy. No, not incoming freshman, or b-ansfer students, but
even younger.
The sixdi grade class from Lock Haven
Cadiolic School visited the campus to leam
how to use computers.
Terry Brink, professor of elementary and
secondary education, said that teaching
computer use is somediing new for die elementary students and the university.
Brink explained diat the program helped
him as well by providing more information
for use in his Inuoduction to Educational
Computing class, which is part of the Elementary Professional Semester.
One of his students, John Edgell, taught
the students to use the computer language

by Julie Zimmerman
Eagle Eye News Reporter

Senior John Edgell teaches a sixth grader how to use a computer.
(photo by Sue Heintzelrruin)

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Brink said that the class "was an opportunity to have practical teaching experience
for John and give hands on experience at
die computers for die students."
Colleen Hanson, die teacher of the students, said that this idea came about when
she talked to Brink and wanted to integrate
the students with the college. Hanson liked
die relsults,adding that "this is more dian I
thought it would be. This is neat!"
Edgel felt that the idea was good because
"the children are learning a lot about computers and a lot about madi."
"They are learning and not realizing that
diey are learning," said Edgel. 'To diem
this is just games on a computer ... So it's
fun to teach open minded kids."

"Dude!" said one third grader as he particpates in the science fair.
(photo by Travis Prebble)

Fisher catches admissions promotion
by Sue Heintzelman
Eagle Eye News Editor

Steven Fisher is now an assistant
director of admissions.

Haven visited by
future scientists

Admissions Counselor Steven Fisher has
been promoted to the position of assistant
director of admissions at Lock Haven University.
During his seven years at the University,
Fisher has served as the director of the institution's largest stiident residence hall and as
an admissions counselor. Joseph Coldren,
die director of admissions, said it was just
"a matter of time" and training before Fisher could assume the position.
"We're really pleased about this promotion because now we can utilize more of his
talents," said Coldren, noting that "it's good
to have employees like Mr. Fisher who can

assume wider responsibilities."
As an admissions counselor, Fisher participated in various recruiting programs
which provide prospective students with
information about the University, including high school visitations, campus visitations, and private interviews.
In his new position as assistant director,
Fisher has the added responsibility of coordination die programs and deciding who
will be admitted to die University.
Fisher graduated from Slippery Rock
University with a Master of Education degree in Student Personnel Administration.
Active in campus activities, he serves as
die advisor of the Lock Haven University
Ice Hockey Club, and die public address
announcer for both the men's and women's intercollegiate basketball games.

Approximately 50 third graders from the
Lose Elementary School visited LHU on
Wednesday, April 8 to leam about science
from elementary education majors by traveling to 18 different stations in Robinson
Learning Center.
The children performed experiments at
many of the stations and observed at others.
The activities included trying to drop an
egg without breaking it, identifying animal
tracks, making paper, and conducting a
sound experiment with a telephone made
from two cups and a string.
When the kids were asked how they liked
the day, the largest response was "I loved
it!" They couldn't decide which station
they liked best because they enjoyed all of
diem.
Senior Penny Packer said she had great
time and really enjoyed working with the
children. Packer worked at a station where
the diird graders learned how water pressure works. The kids put a card over a
glass and flipped the glass upside down. As
a result, the water stayed inside due to pressure.
Michele Long demonstrated how to make
a volcano. Long said diat she also had a
great time and that the kids responded well.
Senior Lorraine Smith worked at a station
where she talked to the about turtles. She
showed how the turtles have webbed feet
and that the turdes are very sensitive when
their heads are touched. Smith said diat she
loved the day with die kids.
Smith said she thought die experience
would help her in the future as a teacher.

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Piscopo's coming to townStudents don't consult professors, says survey
by Laura Ryan
Eagle Eye News Reporter

Joe Piscopo will be at the Thomas Fieldhouse April 24 at 8 p.m.

Joe Piscopo, former Saturday
Night Live star, is scheduled to
perform his Rock 'N Roll Comedy Show on Friday, April 24 in
Thomas Fieldhouse at 8 p.m.
Appearing along widi Piscopo
is 1950's style band, "JQ and die
Bandits," who perform such favorites as "Angel Eyes" and
"Under die Boardwalk."
Piscopo joined die Saturday
Night Live cast in 1980, and
stayed there until '84. While
with SNL, Piscopo portrayed
such characters as the "Sports
Guy," Doug Whiner, Solomon,
and Pudge.
Python Piscopo, the wrestler
and Fats Piscopo, the rapper
will be among some of the characters to appear in his live performance of Friday. Piscopo is
also a master of impersonations,
portraying personalities from
Frank Sinatra to and Andy Rooney.

Piscopo left the Saturday
Night Live cast after die 1984
season to pursue other projects.
He co-starred with Michael
Keaton in the feature film Johnny Dangerously, and Danny
Devito in Wise Guys. Piscopo
also appeared in the hraror film
Dead Heat.
Piscopo showed his versatility
and entertainment talents by
producing and starring in four
television specials such as the
The Joe Piscopo Special on
HBO and The Joe Piscopo New
Jersey Special on ABC-TV,
both of which won ACE
Awards.
Tickets for die Rock 'N Roll
Comedy Show are now on sale
at TLM Records in Lock Haven
and Williamsport, City Lights
Records in State College, and
SCC Business Office (PUB).
Prices and $7 for students and
$12 for the general pubUc.

More than half of the students at
LHU have never gone to see dieir
professors for academic reasons,
acceding to a study conducted
recendy by an assistant professor
of sociology and anthr(qx>logy at
LHU.
The study, conducted by Dr.
Zak Hossain and his students of
the Introducion to Sociology
class, attempted to develop an understanding of the students at
LHU and how well they adapt to
die campus community.
Students in Hossain's sociology
class randomly interviewed 494
students enrolled for the spring
semester.
The study cited that students, especially freshmen, are hesitant
about asking for help from dieir
professors.

Haven computers foil March viruses
by April Miller
Eagle Eye News Reporter
In March several computer viruses plagued the nation, making
computer owners anxious as to
whether dieir computers would be
hit.
A virus is a program that will
copy itself anytime it is given the
chance in order to distrupt nomial
computer operations.
A virus can be hidden inside anodier program, and when the program is put into the computer it
will write itself into the computer's memory, according to John
Potter professor of coumputer science.

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Hossain believes that the faculty on campus, more 'night life' in
and administration should try to town, and fewer dorm restrictions.
encourage students to take a
Another interesting finding was
bigger part in the college commu- diat 62 percent of students do not
nity by visiting their professOTS to have a job.
talk about academic matters.
Also, a surprising one-fourth of
Hossain said he thinks that stu- the students never visited the camdents have blamed busy schedules pus library during the semester.
and no time as reasons why they But on the odier hand, die other
do not see dieir professors. How- three-fourths go to the library at
ever, Hossain believes that it is least once a week.
important for students to "create a
According to the study, more
bond" with their instmctors so students planned on getting their
they can smoothly fit into campus masters degrees than those who
life.
wished to obtain their four year
Another surprising result to degrees.
Hossain and his students was that
Hossain noted at the end of his
most of the LHU students are con- study that the research presented
tent with the campus social life.
two new problems which he inHossain believes that those re- tends to explore further. Hossain
sults may have something to do wrote that die "sources of tension
with the fact diat more than one- in the transition from school to
third of the students grew up in college" should be further identismall towns like Lock Haven.
fied, along with what factors help
Those who were not content students adapt accordingly to the
suggested more student activities campus enviroment

Viruses are often distributed
through illegal use of software because when computer owners steal
programs they are most likely
stealing the virus with it, according to Potter.
However, Potter pointed out that
not all viruses are caused by the illegal activity of computer owners. Michael Angelo, a big virus
that occurred in March, was
caused by a computer company.
According to Eric Nichols, president of the personal computer users group, most viruses are "habit
games." Some play music and
other such tedious things, while
others change data on hard drives.
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around according to Nichols.
In order to prevent vimses some
computer owners have virus protection according to Nichols. This
device sits in die memory of the
computer and looks for viruses
and locks them out.
Computer viruses are designed
specifically for personal computers, according to Potter. This is
because personal computers use
diskettes that are put into and out
of computers regularly, spreading
the virus.
None of the computers on campus were affected by the vimses
last month, according to Potter.
Vims scanners were used to check
for them, but nothing was found.

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Colorful clowns painted kids' faces as a
magician roamed through the crowd performing tricks. Information booths offering pamphlets about air pollution, recycling, and global warming competed with
the music blaring across Russell lawn.
Children and students frolicked in the sun,
celebrating the gifts of the planet. And
when the last hot dog was eaten and the
last Coke can recycled. Earth Day 1992
was history.
But what did it accomplish? Does having a day set aside to celebrate the planet
open people's eyes to the damage we are
causing to it?
"1 would hope it raises an awareness,"
said Christopher Hill, a professor of environmental history. "The slogan 'Think
Globally, Act Locally' makes a lot of
sense .... It has to start locally because
big business won't do it unless pressured

widi diat."

Eaith Day 1990, the 20th anniversary of
die first Earth Day, was a media circus nationwide. Since then, said Hill, interest has
been dropping off. 'There was a better
turnout than last year [at LHU] but nodiing
could top 1990."
"It concerns me that there is this syndrome where people think 'I threw my cans

away two years ago and now I don't have to
worry about it for another 20 years."
Hill was quick to add that students should
be praised for their involvement in the
Earth Day celebrations.
"Everyone did something in 1990," said
Hill. "But I know of no other place diat is
keeping the yearly tradition. That's something LHU should be proud of."

Dr. Patricia Hill
Collins will speak
in the Hall of Flags
conceming the
politics of Black
feminist thought,
10 a.m. Free
admission

LHU Choir and
Soloists present die
Spring Sing concert.
Price Perfromance
Center 8 p.m. Free
admission

Thursday and
Friday, April
23 and 24

Greenpeace speaker enlightens students about our planet
At die end of a day which celelvated
the importance of our planet, Greenpeace
speaker Chris Childs used die occasion
of his Earth Day speech in Ulmer Planetarium Saturday to emphasize his organizauon's vital part in forcing the French
government to abandon its highly controversial nuclear test program in the South
Pacific.
Childs, referring to France's decision
last week to halt detonations of underground nuclear weapons at Muraroa
Atoll, emphasized Greenpeace's role in
bringing World condemnauon to France
for its lesung policy.
"It was worth the effort, and even
wordi die sacrifice of Fernando Pererra's
life," said Childs. Pererra was a photographer killed aboard the Greenpeace ship
Rainbow Warrior, which was blown up
and sunk by French secret service agents
in Auckland Harbor, New Zealand, in
1985. The ship had been due to sail to
Muraroa Atoll to disrupt French nuclear
tests, before being destroyed.
Fortunately, the French agents were
caught and convicted, and the French
government had to pay millions in compensation to Greenpeace and to New
Zealand, said Childs. Despite the loss of

Tonight
April 17

Thursday
April 23

Hill added diat he has received positive
feedback from some of his students who
teach high school students. "I'm told that
diey [the high school students] have a better understanding of the environment and
1 think Earth Day has something to do

by Dougie Bicket
Eagle Eye Features Editor

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die ship, Greenpeace had continued to disrupt French nuclear testing. Facing constant harassment and physical abuse from
die French, he continued, Greenpeace continued to disrupt France's operations in the
South Pacific, putting pressure on Paris
which culminated in last week's decision to
halt all nuclear testing. The news was particularly pleasing to Greenpeace, which
had, since 1973, waged a continual and bitter struggle against the French in die Pacific, first to stop atmospheric atomic testing,
and now to halt all nuclear tests.
This decision was the latest in a long line
of environmental victories for Greenpeace,
according to Childs, a former actor, teacher,
and photographer who has become a fulltime speaker for the group. He gave over
the remainder of his speech to relating these
victories to the audience, his story accompanied by a compelling slide show.
"Lesson number one; take your best
shot," is the credo which Greenpeace has
stood by since its formation, according to
Childs.
In the hushed environment of Ulmer Planetarium — a particularly apt location to talk
about die planet — Childs told the story of
Greenpeace, and its 20 years of campaigns
to protect the environment. He talked of
the numerous threats to die health of the
planet and its creatures.
Childs illustrated the spirit of Greenpeace
widi slide shows, at the beginning and end
of die talk, which summed up the organiza-

tion's quest for a beUer world, as well as
emphasizing the sheer beauty of our planet
He hammered home die message that the
future was in our hands. "You are changing die Earth for die better," he insisted,
citing die huge stiides made by the environmentalist movement in die last 20 years.
He finished his talk on a positive note,
pointing out one final environmental victory which Greenpeace had helped to achieve
— the agreement by world powers not to
explore the continent of Antartica for oil
and valuable minerals. This, he said, was
die first step in making the continent a
World Park, to be protected from human
exploitation and held for future generations.

Reader's Theatre
pesentation of two
works, "Who Am I
This Time" and
"Miss Temptation,"
by Kurt Vonnegut
Jr. and adapted by
Dr. Denys Gary,
Countdown Theatre
at 5 p.m. Free
admission

Sunday
April 26
18di Annual President's Concert,
Price Performance
Center, 3 p.m.

Have a great
Spring
Holiday
everybody!
Enjoy
yourself!
End of
semester
crunch is just
ahead

8 Eagle Eye Friday, April 17,1992

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WLHU
TOrTKN ALBUMS
1. Various Artists
Wayne's World
2. Ugly Kid J w
As Ugly As They Wann,-,
Be
3- Ramunes
Loco Live
4. P.sychefunkapus
Skin
5. FIvis Hitler
Supersadomasochisticexpi
alidacious
6. Nitzerebb
Ebhhead
7. They Might IJe Giants
Apollo 18
8. Celtic Frost
Parched With Thirst Am I
And Dying
9. The Cure
Wish
10. The Beautiful
Storybook

SupersadomasoWHAT?
This weehfs

pick

Elvis Hitler
Supersadomasochis
ticexpialidocious
by Ryan Ritter
Eagle Eye Music Critic

Will wonders never cease? Not
only is there a new Elvis Hitler album — Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious — but the radio station actually has a copy. And here
I thought diey broke up. Actually,
TOP FIVE S I N ( ; L E S here is one case where 1 owe Matt
an apology. This album should be
something we both like (these
1. Psychefunkapus
wonders just keep on coming),
"Surfin" On Jupiter"
meaning, of course, it leans more
2. Ugly Kid .Joe
" Everything About Vou" dian a bit towards metal.
Elvis Hider has followed a simi3. Queen
lar
evolution as die band Suicidal
" Bohemian Rhap.sody"
Tendencies — originally punk in
4. Elvis liiUer
emphasis, but gradually merging
"Yummy, Yummy,
into metal.
Yvintniy"
In the early days of Elvis Hider,
5. Mr. Big
their music was a strange blend of
»ToB«- With Vi»u"
1/3 punk, 1/3 metal and 1/3 rockabilly, with some basic blues

thrown in for fun. After several
years off, diis Detroit trio has
emerged with their finest musical
production yet. Where previously
they seemed to play just for the
fun of it, they have refined dieir
talents and become a tighdy organized unit.
Another important change, noting the band's new serious atti-

The return of Seattle music scene
Rock Scene
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This weeks

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Alice In Chains and
My Sistefs Machine
by Matt Walsh
Eagle Eye Music Critic
The word is in — the Mariners
are going to stay in SeatUe. And
what better way to celebrate than
with anodier great Seatde music
review. There are two more SeatUe albums I wanted to review before the end of the semester. Both
are similar in style, so rather dian
review each individually and
sound redundant, I will cram both
into one packed review.
Most of you are probably familiar with the Seatde music scene by
now. These Seatde grunge bands
can be separated into two categories. One category, consisting of
previous reviewees such as
Soundgarden, Nirvana, and Gruntruck, is a litde punk based. The

other category is more rock based
than the other, which is where diis
article is directed.
A few years ago, a large group
of friends got together and formed
two band«, Alice In Chains and
My Sister's Machine. Alice In
Chains were the first to break into
the scene with their 1990 debut album Facelift. The album spent a
long time on the college charts.
Alice In Chains are back widi a
new E.P., SAP. This 5 song E.P.
is mosUy accoustical tracks featuring special guests from odier
Seatde bands. Heart's Ann Wilson joins on the tracks "Brodier"
and "Am I Inside," while members of Soundgarden and Mudhoney join on "Right Tum" (preformed by Alice Mudgarden, as it
says in the liner notes).
The other uacks are "Got Me
Wrong," and a surprise fifth song
not mentioned on the album. It's
sort of a goofy jam session where
die band members make various
flatulence noises and odier weird
diings. As a whole, this album has
a psychedelic / classic rock feel to
it, making it accessible for any
music fan. It's a E.P., therefore
it's cheap and well worth every
penny of it. The recession is no
excuse not to get this album.
About a year and a half after die

debut of Alice In Chains, their
counterparts My Sister's Machine
break in with dieir debut album
Diva. My Sister's Machine's
sound on this album is very similar to Facelift (what do yo'i expect, they helped form Alice In
Chains!), but with a more alternative edge. The first single and video is "I'm Sorry." My favorite
song on die album is "I Hate
You," a song about how you're
unsure feelings for a woman (or
man) drive you crazy (a song I
can quite easily relate to). Other
notable tracks include "Walk All
Over You," "Hands And Feet,"
"Diva," and "Monster Box." This
album is on a smaller record label, so it might be harder to find.
My Sister's Machine are also reported to be playing at Bonnie's
Roxx in Atco, New Jersey on
March 24ih, so don't miss it.
Speaking of Seattle, Soundgarden will be playing at the Trocadero in Philly on May 10th. Soundgarden and Pearl Jam are also
believed to be part of this summer's Lollapalooza II tour.
Next Week: I know I said last
week that I was going to review
something deep in die gutter of
metal, but it was so deep I
couldn't reach iL It will be next
week, I promise.

tude, is the lead singer dropping
the pseudonym, Elvis Hitler, for
his real name Jim Leedy.
Now Leedy, along with the Defever brothers, John and Warren,
have dropped the punk and rockabilly influence and play straight
ahead hard ball rock and roll.
One interesting thing is that
their song lyrics have not changed

all that much. They still retain the
highly charged punk attitude of
ulua-violence, most of which they
direct towards ex-girlfriends. One
of the absolute best tracks is the
darkly
humorous
"Shotgun
Shell." Just listen: "I got a date
widi my baby and a shotgun shell/
I'm gonna take her riding then
blow her to..."
Now, dicy don't really condone
domestic violence, but these loud
obnoxious songs provide a fantasy release for the emotions we all
get from time to time.
Also a potential classic is the riotous remake of the groovy Sixties song "Yummy, Yummy,
Yummy (I Got Love In My Tummy)." It sound much better as a
metal song — pretty rare for a remake.
Another welcome element I'm
glad they kept is the inclusion of
two instrumental blues songs on
this album, and now diat they
have improved their technical
ability "Dickweed," and "Flat
Head Boogie," are all die more
enjoyable.
By refining their style and talents, Elvis Hitler has managed to
cram even more energy and excitement into a more streamlined
package. I like it, even though
it's metal. Maybe now they will
attract a bigger and better audience. Like I said above, I bet
even Matt will like it

Choir and soloists
perform diverse repertoire

Members of the L H U Choir rehearse for Thursday evening's
performance in Price (photo courtesy of Public Relations).
From Mozart, to Berstein, to
Motown, the 45 voices of die
Lock Haven University Choir and
Soloists will present a diverse repetoire to their audience on Thursday evening in Price Performance
Center at 8 p.m. Under die direction of Professor Gary Renzelman, the 27 students from the Introduction to Singing class wdl
join the choir for several Motown
selections and Renzelman's composition "Summer's Here."
Selections from Broadway musicals will include such popular
songs as "Some Enchanted Eve-

ning" from South Pacific and soloists will recreate moments from
My Fair Lady, Kiss Me Kate, and
Sweeny Todd.
Soloist Katie Scherer, a graduating senior, will perform a soprano
solo from Mozart's "Ridente La
Calma." This will be Scherer's
last perfromance widi the Choir.
"Throughout college I have experience some great singing," said
Scherer. "Professor Renzelman
has offered me guidance and has
been a great help to me. I've enjoyed working widi him tremedously."

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Friday, April 17,1992 Eagle Eye 9

Sex: the breakfast of champions
read says that every time you have
sex widi somebody, you are sleeping with everybody that person
has slept widi in the past. If diat's
die case, I guess some of my
friends are cuddling up with
"Who's Who In Amencan Colleges." Personally, I've always been more afraid
of becoming a parent
dian I am of contracting
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a disease. I figure being
a parent is a tough job,
Steven Infanti
although the U70uts are
probably a lot of fun.
My friends used to
I'm not an expert on love but I poke fun at me about
do know it comes in spurts. Is it a my sexual stupidity.
law dial you have to date people They told me condoms
that are no good for you? I had a were used to keep your cigarettes
group of men and women tell me dry.
I realized this was a lie when
they like dieir dates to be a challenge. They like the chase. They diey sent me into a drugstore to
The salesperson
don't want somebody who is go- get some.
slapped
my
face
when I told her I
ing to be easy to please. I guess
that means if you exploit your needed one big enough to fit a
date's insecurities, treat men like "Camel."
What's a slut? People are aldirt, lie, cheat, steal and be a general idiot to them, you can have a ways calling odier people sluts.
There are male and female sluts.
happy relationship.
I was never into the chase. I It's diis tag we hang on people to
don't even like jogging and I re- label them. I diink we hang diis
fuse to chase after some girl like a label on members of the opposite
dog after a moving car. If I want I sex because diey have something
challenge I'll try to balance my we want but aren't going to get. A
slut is somebodj- who sleeps with
checkbook.
everybody but you.
Safe sex! Safe sex! Safe sex!
I have my own problems getting
Everywhere I look these days it's
safe sex. It's just too bad die sex dates so I don't like to criticize
isn't with me. A pamphlet I've other people for getting too many.
When I get a girl I become jealous

CONFESSIONS
OF A
DANGEROUS
MIND

when she hangs out with her male when they're dead.
friends. I don't trust men because
"A relationship has to age like a
I know how I am. All men (my- fine wine." Great, diat explains
self included) are slime, but it's why one of my girlfriends kept
not our fault. The problem is in trying to lock me in the cellar.
our genes and in our jeans. If my
A recent study shows diat vigorgirifriend diinks I'm going to let ous sex can reduce your cholesterol level by the same amount as
eating one serving of oat bran.
Guess that means you can lower
your cholesterol by either eating
or sowing wild oats.
Sex and breakfast have gone
hand in hand for many years.
Doctors have explained diat some
cereals contain certain chemicals
that affect your sex drive. I'm
trying to test this study. I can
now be found at bars offering to
buy women bowls of cereal inher hang around widi somebody stead of drinks.
else like me, she's crazy.
Another study alleges that cafI'm no fool. All my life people feine leads to an increase in sexuhave told me love makes you stu- al activity in the elderly. Does it
pid. Wouldn't it be wiser for me mean diey're getting more sex or
to just fool around a lot so my just not falling asleep during it?
mind stays sharp? If love has all
Doctors say people who eat
die answers couldn't 1 raise a lot foods that are low in fat but rich
of interesting questions with sex? in fiber have better sex lives. Pork
As far as children go, I've seen and beans are low in fat and high
children. I've gone to places in fiber but they produce some
where children were present. I side effects that would negate any
know how I behaved as a child chance you might have of putting
and 1 have nieces and nephews. the doctors' dieory to the test.
Did you ever wonder why some
Just when 1 thought I'd heard
animals eat dieir young?
the last of die cholesterol studies,
"Relationships take time. You a new one has emerged saying oat
have to nurture them like a plant." bran won't lower your cholesterol
Plants are easier to talk to, you'll level.
never lose an argument to one,
What about vigorous sex? Will
and they're easier to get rid of
it still be die right thing to do?

My friends told
me condoms were
used to keep
cigarettes dry."

The scourge of Lock Haven: ride-by shoutings
STRANGER
THAN
FICTION
Travis Prebble

There is no doubt diat crime has
been on a steady rise diroughout
the history of the United States.
In die first stages of our nation's
founding, crime consisted of
throwing tea overboard and stealing die powdered wigs of die
upper class (made of real hair, by
die way). 150 years later, prohibition proved that crime does pay.
Al Capone showed us all that you
can kill as many people as necessary so long as you pay your taxes.
Even the aforementioned
crimes took place "behind die curtain." Who would have dreamed
of crime and terror taking place
during die day? What a concept!
Well, looks like die litUe people
of luKk Haven have discovered
die ultimate mediod of daytime
terrorism: ride-by-shoutings.

No, it's not a typo. Ride-byshoutings: die tool of criminals
who cannot afford handguns, automobiles, or intelligence. Beware of diese pre-pubescent Hell's
Angels riding dieir BMX bikes towards your person. Still don't
know who these guys are?
Somewhere in this town there
lies a factory. Its product, however, is nothing normal like furniture
or paper; instead, it produces children (usually male) who are programmed widi die belief diat playing games like "chicken" is fun
and exciting. Now, don't think
diat these kids are limited in their
talents, because diey can also effectively lie, cheat, and steal.
Normally, I wouldn't worry
about such children. They usually
just run into each odier and selfdesti-uct, exploding in a puff of
profanity, heavy metal t-shirts,
and baseball caps. But, I feel diat
I must bring their phenomenon to
die attention of you, the humble
readers, for diey cause a direat to
society as we remember it.
Let's first look at their major
component: die bicycle. For die
benefit of diose of you who are
not familiar widi diis mechanism,
a bicycle is a two-wheeled machine used primarily for manpowered locomotion. It is also the

main form of transportation for all
persons under 16. An innocent
contraption, if used properly.
When used by die loca juveniles,
the bicycle becomes a mountable
battering ram, capable of knocking dov/n anything in its padi.
And what, do you suppose, do

am as close to
being
Arnold
Schwarzenegger
as Hannibal
Lecter is to
being a
vegetarian"
they choose as their target? Why,
anything capable of walking on
two feet, of course (namely me).
Verbal skills also play an important part in any ride-byshouting. For example, while being run down by two rapscallions,
the following words were shouted
in my general direction: "Butthead" and "Asshole." This shows
their fascination widi die posterior

The final
word on
Earth Day '92
Lori Packer
Eardi Day 1992 has come and
gone with not much fanfare. The
national news carried only the
smallest token reports on die subject and dien die environment just
kind of faded into die background
where most people find it most
comfortable. Nobody wants to
think about the inevitable desffuction of the planet. It's depressing
and, surprising, it doesn't make
very good news. Sometimes I
don't understand why that is.
Eardi Day is not a day to wallow in gloom and doom, walking
around widi furrowed brows
thinking about global warming,
ozone depletion and die end of life
as we know it. Earth Day is a day
to celebrate the beauty diat surrounds us and to leam how we
must take care of it for ourselves
and our children.

"For some
reason,
thinking about
the future is
repugnant to
most human
beings."

But for some reason, diinking
end of the human anatomy. This
fascination may be a result of die about the future is repugnant to
fact that their gluteus maximi most human beings. The future is
were currenUy being invaded by a scary and unpleasant. The ironic
seat diat would make straddling a tiling is diat die future wouldn't
tightrope seem inviting. One of be so unsettling if we actually
them did, however, refer to me as took die time to consider it when
"Schwarzenegger." Anyone who we do some of the diings we do.
knows me is aware of the fact that
It only takes one second to think
I am as close to being Arnold to yourself "Wait, can diis be reSchwarzenegger as Hannibal cycled?" or "I Think I'll walk to
Lecter is to being a vegetarian.
school instead of driving." The
How much intelligence does problem is that nobody does diis.
this task require? Once you leam, I can't for the life of me underyou never forget. It's kind of like stand why. I find it hard to beriding a bike. Actually, diat's ex- lieve diat people simply don't
actly what it is. The routine is care. It has to be something else.
simple: ride dangerously close to Maybe people are just lazy. Mayan individual with your mouth be people don't realize that some
open, shout a profanity of your of die things you can do to help
choice, veer away before die vic- die planet are so simple that diere
tim gets a chance to kick die bike. is simply no excuse fw not doing
What more could a Nintendo play- diem. That is where Eardi Day
ing, tobacco chewing 13-year-old comes in.
possibly want to do on a nice, sunEveryone should take advantage
ny day? "Nodiin'."
of the great opportunity diat Earth
The future looks bleak, my Day offers and celebrate the only
friends. These children will grow known planet that can sustain life.
up and will still believe diat play- Earth I)ay is not only one day.
ing "chicken" is die fun diing to It's an attitude — a sense of bedo. Not only that, but they'll have longing to something much larger
automobiles as well. Have you dian yourself and a respect that
any idea what diis means? That's compels you to protect it. We
need to grasp this concept before
right; insurance rates will go up.
So next time you see diese kids we're left widi nodiing but our
harassing pedestrians, do society a own regrets and our children's
shame.
favor: kick dieir bikes over.

10 Eagle Eye Friday, April 17.1992

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New play tells it "As Is"

"Mth Lisa LavegUa
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
If you don't stop drinking soda, you will lose a shoe in a strange and mysterious way.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Find a Slinky and go play in Raub nnii.

by Rachel Hosterman
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
As Is, winner of die 1985 Tony
Award for best Broadway play,
will be performed by selected
members of Professor's Virginia
Martin's Feminism in Literature
class.
The student production will be
held April 24 and 25 at 8 p.m. in
the Countdown Theater in Sloan
Fine Arts Center. Martin, producer of the play, said As Is portrays
the many facets of homosexuality
in society in a very human way,
radier dian focusing on AIDS.
"It's one thing to accept homosexuals as homosexuals, but you
have to accept them for everydiing diey do, and that offends
some people," said Martin.
A gritty and hard-hiuing drama.
As Is has garnered several other
awards including the Drama E>esk
Award for outstanding play, an
Obie Award for distinguished
playwrighUng and diree Ace
Awards, including one for best
drama.
Director Thomm Yost, a junior
speech communications and theater major, said the drama is extremely well-written and designed
to make the audience diink. "It's
about someone you love dying,"
he said, "and how you go on living afterwards.'.'
"Hoffman
[the playwright]
chose to use AIDS as a springboard to explore human emotions,
but he could have just easily used

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A large number of people of the opposite sex will be planning your untimely death.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Remember... A sexy smile can accomplish many things.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Crack open all colored eggs carefully. The Easter Bunny will be leaving
you a raw one.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Although bendy sU'aws are very confusing, you must keep trying to figure
them out.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
A bedroom clock with a second hand can be detrimental to your love life.
Stay away from them.

Thomm Yost and Ryan Ritter (1. to r.), two of the leading
actors in "As Is." (photo by Dougie Bicket).
cancer or another disease," Yost
added.
The production will help inform
students and community members
alike about homosexuality while
dispelling die myths surrounding
AIDS. Stephanie Larison, a graduate student at the University participating in the play, said, "I diink
people are curious about AIDS
and they want to be informed."
As Is wdl be the first play in the
history of the University to be produced through Professor's Martin's feminism class. The play itself, however, was presented at the
University five years ago. Also
directed by Yost, die 1987 production currendy holds the record for
the largest audience attendance in
die University's Countdown Thea-

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
A tribe of Iranian pygmies will stage an attack on your refrigerator.

ter.
Dr. Daniel Shaw, associate professor of philosophy at the University, acted in the 1987 production and strongly believes in the
relevance of die 1992 version of
As Is.
"With gay bashing up nationwide and heterosexuals finally realizing that they are threatened
too. As Is is even more contemporary than when it was first produced at the University," said
Shaw.
"It's important to perform the
play again," explained Yost, "because people are afraid to talk
about AIDS today."
Both performances are free to
students and the commiuiity is invited to attend.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 22)
There is a worm in Bentley who will lose his home if you eat any apples.
Don't make him homeless.
Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 19)
Railroad tracks will bring you bad luck this week.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Slow and steady wins the race ... and will keep you coherent and standing a
little longer too.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
It's not nice to make fun of other people's stupidity.

Spanish theater feature students
by Rachel Hosterman
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
Drama, humor, revenge, jealousy and insanity will surround
the University courtesy of the Hispanic Theater class.
Four one-act plays from Cuba,
Mexico and Spain will be presented on Thursday, April 23 at 7 p.m.
in Raub Hall 106.
Dr. Peter Podol, professor of
Spanish and chairperson of the
Foreign Languages Department, is
directing die 13 students who will
perform the dramas totally in
Spanish.
According to Podol, the plays
can be enjoyed by non-Spanish
speakers and students of Spanish
alike because detailed plot summaries in English will be included
in the playbill.
"I've been told that non-Spanish
speaking students and theater majors in the past have enjoyed these
productions," said Podol.
"It
gives people a chance to concen-

ARENT.

trate on the non-verbal aspects of games," addea Podol.
Spanish feminist Paloma Pedretheater," he added.
Students in Podol's class have ro's 1988 play, Resguardo Per(Persoruil
Receipt/
been rehearsing about two to diree sonal
hours per week outside of class Protection) deals with modem atfor the entire semester in prepara- titudes between men and women
tion for this month's performance. stemming from a failed marriage.
Traditional method acting tech- "This play is humorous," exniques were used, said Podol, and plained Podol, "but it's an uncomthe student actors were responsi- fortable kind of humor."
El Censo (The Census), by Mexble for writing detailed biographies of their characters in Span- ico's Emilio Carbadillo, explores
the Mexican fear of authority
ish.
"When students make the lines while carrying a su-ong social
part of themselves, they become message.
The last production of this kind
part of the language," Podol exat the University took place in
plained.
Each play will focus on a 1988 and the cast received posiunique aspect of Hispanic life, and tive feedback from student and fathe program ranges from plays culty alike. Mr. Robert Mullen,
written in the 1950's '60s and associate professor of Spanish, at'80s to a sixteenth century farce tended die 1988 production and
written be Lope de Rueda called said that the student actors improved their Spanish abilities conLas Aceitunas (The Olives).
The other plays include Juego siderably.
'These productions give stude Damas (Ladies At Play), a
black comedy with a rather maca- dents good experience and imbre ending, written by Cuban prove their confidence with die
playwright Julio Matas. "These language, and the students put on
ladies are playing some very nasty a quality production," he added.
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Wallowing in green Jell-o Orchestra, Chorus "Pops"

concert proves a crowd pleaser

by Ethan Lyie
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
The Lock Haven Community Orchestra
and Chorus preformed their 24th Anniversary Spring "Pops" Concert on Sunday in
Roger's Gymnasium for a crowd of approximately 125 students, faculty and Lock
Haven residents.
The orchestra performed several numbers
including scenes from the opera Carmen,
the Main Theme from Star Trek, and The
Pink Panther Theme. The Women's Ensemble of the chorus sang such numbers as
"It's My Party" and "Blowin' In The
Wind."
Freshman Jim Slack, who attended the
concert, said, "The concert was interesting;
the music was from several different generations, so I was able to identify with many
of the selections."
Robert D. Lynch, die conductor of the orchestra, said, "The concert went very well.
I was pleased with die crowd; it took us
both awhile to warm up though."
Lynch, who holds a Master of Music Education from Duquense University and is
the Assistant to the President. Lynch added
that next year he hopes to hold the concert
in die PUB expansion's multipurpose
room, but he wants die concert to return to
Roger's Gym after it is renovated, because
of the special atmosphere in die gym.
Music Professor Glenn Hosterman, who

T w o unidentified students slam, squirm and struggle (while still retaining
their dignity) in a ring full of gelatin. The event was part of the Spring
W e e k program planned by the Residence Hall Association, (photo by Travis
Prebble).

Nuketown

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by Ken

is a member of die orchestra saidt "The
concert was very well played and received
by an enthusiastic audience and continued
the orchestra's tradition of good music."
The orchestra was organized in February
of 1968; they play many kinds of music,
from show tunes and light classics to selections from their symphonic repertoire. The
orchestra presents several concerts a year
and combines with the chorus at least twice

"The concert was
very well played
and received by an
enthusiastic
audience and
continued the
traditon of good
music." - Professor
Glenn Hosterman
a year to give a concert in which they perform together.
The Lock Haven Community Chorus was
founded in 1971. They perform music ranging from novelty numbers to choral masterpieces and have produced a record entitled
"Let Me Share My Music."

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Friday. April 17.1992

CLUB/GROUP NEWS
Geo Science Club will have a meeting Thursday,
S p.in. UH 101. Join the most dynamic club on
campus-WE ROCK -Quartz crystals- $2,
Quartz pendants-$5. While they last. Get them
at the Geo Science meeting or call Phil at 7483494.
The executive elections for the Rape Task Force
will be held at the April 21st meeting. Come to
die meeting so you can vote.
There will be a meeting to organize a cultural diversity program Wednesday April 22 at 7 p.m. in
Smith Hall Lounge. Please bring pieces you are
interested in reading such as poetry, brief essays,
monologues, skits, etc. If you can't attend the
meeting, but are still interested, contact Joarma
at 3575 or Shannon at 3167.
Come and join Students Against Drunk Driving.
Meeting are Mondays in Raub 307 at 6 pjn.
The Rape Task Force meets on Tuesdays at 6
p.m. in 129 RLC. Everyone is welcome.
FOR SALE
5 ACRES NEAR WOOLRICH FOR SALE! in
Pine Ridge Development. Jersey Shore School
District. $22,000 Call 398-7807.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
The senior bar crawl is being plaimed!! It is
scheduled for Friday May 8th following Graduation rehearsal. Questions?? Contact Steph at
748-8812.
Attention anyone interested in Marching Band:
There will be an organizational meeting on April
27 at 8 p.m. in the band room. Those who were
members last year and anyone interested is welcomed to attend the meeting. Uniform fittings
will also take place on this date. Please call 893BAND with questions.
County Bed and Breakfast- rooms available for
Graduation Weekend. 3 milesfromcampus.
Reservations taken at 748-1990. Leave a message.
Attention aU members of Marching, Jazz, and
Symphonic Band. There will be a formal open
to ALL MEMBERS on Friday April 24 at 7 pjn.
at the Sheraton in Williamsport Cost is $15 per
person. For reservations call Becky Bixler at
748-3108.

CLASSIFIEDS
Female roommate needed starting in the fall.
Very nice and walking distance to campus. Call
748-8998.
FOR SALE
Sofa Bed- Great condition and great price. Call
748-2479.
LOST
Gold women's watch. Somewhere between
Bentley and Raub Srd floor on Tues. 4/14. Sentimental value. Reward offered. If foimd,
please call Suicy @ 3826.
CAREER SERVICES
Sunmier and Fall positions now available for
Journalism/PR majors. The office of Public Relations and Publications is currently accepting
applications for sununer and fall writers. Students must have completed News writing or
have practical experience. Campus employment
and work study positions available. Apply at the
University Advancement Office, Room 126,
Akeley Hall.
SUMMER CAMP JOBS: general counselors,
lifeguards, kitchen help, maintenance. Camp is
located near Bloomsburg, PA. Sponsored by the
Penn's Woods Giri Scout Council. Call (717)
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Studio photograj^y at 748-4507
PERSONALS
Barb and Marsha- Thank you for all your help
with my JRA process! If I'm half as good an
RA as you two, I'll do a super job! Love, Amy
English Major Geek, Our project is done and life
is beauteous. Can 1 buy you a cold one at Sal's?
Love, the English Major Nerd
Karen, CONGRATULATIONS!
Sigma Love and mine. Missy

Friday. April 17,1992

Geology Wannabe, What a career! You get
PAID to get your rocks off! GNEISS!! Mrphil
Scoob, You're doing it again!
Ya know when you're driving and a bunch of
bugs hit your windshield and you smear their
guts all over with your wipers and you have to
clean it all off by hand? That's really neat
Tracy, Sue, Jim, Phil and Jarl, Thanks for the
great birthday and allowing me to make diimer
for you on my birthday. Love, Petemoss
Dr. Campbell: Enjoy your coffee. You and I
amd our staff know your "grillers" love us!
Congratulations to Ann Heiser of AlptiA Sigma
Tau for being recognized by her chapter an Nationals in receiving the annual TOP TAU
award!!
Michelle and Daryl: A very belated Congratulations on your engagement Love your sisters of
Alpha Sigma Tau
Congratulations to Mr. Karl Hermann for winning 1st prize in the TKE power raffle. He will
receive 8 men for 8 hours worth of work and to
Mr. Jack Fisher and Mr. Dave Bower for winning 2nd place. They will each receive 4 men
for 4 hours of work.
My Buddy ... Happy Easter, I'll miss you. I love
ya with all my heart. - Yotu- Buddy
To the Hot Guy from New York, They're coming to take you away, Ha Ha! They're coming
to take you away Ha Ha! Love, Your Reporter
Sigma Kappa Pledges, You are doing a great
job, keep it up, and KEEP STRIVING. We love
you. The Sisters
Happy Easter to my sisters in TBX. Have a
wonderful celebration of Christ's rebirth.-Emster
The Sisters of Sigma Kappa would like to wish
everyone a very safe and Happy Easter Holiday.

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To my Litde Marisa: You're doing a great job
and I'm so proud of you. You're an awesome
little! I love you. £ love and mine. Missy

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ATTENTION GRADUATES!! Caps, Gowns
and Announcements are available in the book
store. Avoid the rush and get yours today.

M.W., WeU girl. It was a rough weekend for the
both of us. Thanks for being there and remember that I'm always here for you. I love you.
M.G.

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Sunday Dinner at the Newman Center every
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FOR RENT
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To Andi and Michelle: We will make you
proud. Thanks for your time and patience. Love
ZTA Pledges
To the ZTA Pledges, Thanx for being there for
me. I couldn't have made it withour you. You
guys are the greatest. ZLAM, Debbie
To Cathy, Thanx for everything. You're great
ZLAM Litde
Marlene, I'm very proud of who you are. HAve
faith in yourself. I certainly have faith in who
you are. Big Big
Bill, Thanx for a wonderful night. Cathy
Jessie, Thanx for everything. I couldn't ask for
a better best friend. Love, Cori
Little Shelley, you're doing a great job. I love ya
bunches. Love, Lisa
ZTA Congrats, on best program award and Hindi's mst outstanding junior award. Our chapKer
is doing great! ZTA really is forever
Amy P. You're the best let's get together soon!
ZLAM, Julie
Little Janet way to go! I'm behing you 110%.
Zlam Big
Sigma Kappa SENIORS. Only 19 days until
graduation! Better yet only 18 days until the
BAR TOUR!!
Rechel and Sharon, We can't wait to have you
back with us. Have a safe trip home. Love,
Your Sigma Kappa Sisters
Practice random acts of kindness.

T H E F O L L O W I N G A R E C L A S S E S C L O S E D F O R F A L L 1992

WANTED: Four "California type" girls to appear in bathing suits at Joe Piscopo's April 24
appearance at LHU!! If you're interested, call
893-2331 or 3654 by Ajwil 23 for more details.

Wanted...You! Marchers are needed for the
Take Back die Night. March on April 30di.
Call Roni for more information at 3832.

To all ZTA sisters: Thank you for your confidence anD support in us. We love you. ZTA
Pledges

I love you.

7.T.T. Pledges: You're doing such a great job. I
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Rugby slips to Penn State 22-13
by Keith Wetherhold
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The Rugby club traveled to Penn State
University on April II where they lost a
controversial decision, 22-13.
Penn State started the scoring late in the
first half on a call by the referee that set the
pace for the game.
The try was awarded, despite the arguments from team captain Punch Morishita.
The conversion was good, making the scare
6-0.
Penn State increased its lead by scoring a
second try and conversion with only minutes remaining in the half, making the score
12-0.
The Haven came out fired up iar the second half, keeping the game defensive for
the first IS minutes.
They threatened to score many times, but
questionable calls by the referee once again
brought the team down.
This led to Penn State scoring another try
mid-way through the second half. The conversion missed, making the score 16-0.

The Haven finally got on the board with a
20-meter run by newcomer Steve Bodnar.
The conversion by L'Amoreaux was good,
cutting the lead to 16-6,
Just minutes later, the Haven was awarded a penalty kick for offsides and r(X}kie
Tim Peters put the ball through to make it
16-9.
Just as the boys were mounting another
attack, a mishandled ball gave Penn State
their final try of the day. The kick was
good and the Nittany Lions increased their
lead to 22-9.
But the Haven was dead.
With only a few minutes remaining in the
game, forward Jesse Deutsch took a tough
pass in for the try from ten meters out. The
kick by L'Amoreaux missed, finishing the
score at 22-13.
Coach Carrie Ohol commented, 'The referee was definitely one-sided in his calls.
He is one of Penn State's coaches; they
can't stand to lose to a small college like us.
"We played a good, solid game. Hopefully this will carry over to next season."
In the "B" game, the Haven dropped a
close match to the Nittany Lions, 6-0.

Finriy Reider lead cycling team
On April 5, two of the Cycling team's top
cyclists continued the team's ride to victory
with a gold at Blcx)msburg and a silver at
Slippery Rock.
Jeffrey Finn traveled to Blcximsburg for
the Paceline Time Trial citizen race. Despite strong headwinds on the seven mile
course, Finn ux>k the gold medal with a
time of 19 minutes 10 seconds. His closest
competitor was 24 seconds behind.
Tluit same day, Cameron Reider raced in
the Slippery RcKk University Criterium.
Reider finished in second place overall.
On April 11 and 12 the team went to the
West Point to compete against top teams in
the northeastern states.
It started Sativday morning with a 10mile criterium with wet, slick turns from
the morning rain.
After five laps, Reider moved into the
front of the pack. However, Reider couldn't
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The next morning was the two mile uphill
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Only three hours later, the road race started for a 16 mile loop.
Reider, Finn, Rich Nicholson and Mike
Kelly joined the first pack . The field started to split once more taking its toll on those
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Near the top, the field began to string out
and split into two packs. Kelly and Finn
were in the chase group and Reider managed to stay in the lead pack.
Reider finished sixth overall. Kelly finished in a small group not far behind and
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Playoffs start in hockey and water polo
by Theresa Gomes
Special to the Eagle Eye
Floor hockey and water polo finals started
play this week. Water polo teams qualifying for the championship games were
AXA-B, Cockpit, Pi-A, BLOC, and AXAA.
Cockpit and LCA-A will be battling it out
for the championships.
Teams qualifying for the floor hockey
championships were TKE-A, Clueless,
AXA-B, The Who, AXA-A, Pi-A, AXP-A,

and AZ4>. The winners will be announced
next week.
Tuna Eaters and The Cave are doing well
in softball. Other winners in the last two
weeks are the Pi, Bad News II, Crunch and
Munch, and the Stingers.
Indcmr soccer winners include Yellow
Snow, Ourselves, Zwhee's Crew and the
Wallbangers. The Kicks, Bayem Munchen
and Mixed Results have an undefeated
record so far.
Any questions regarding upcoming
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14 EagieEye Friday. April 17, 1992

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Gilbert breaks two school records at Shippensburg
by Shawn Liddick
Eagle Eye Sports Editor
Not only did the lady harriers capture six
place finishes, one of them snatched first
and another broke two school records during a spectacular performance at the Shippensburg University Invitational.
Freshman future-star Tina Gilbert
smashed those records when she broke the
lOO record held by Diane Olsen. Olsen's
time of 12.8 seconds was set in 1984. The
200 record was held by Lori Lingenfelter.
Lingenfelter's time of 26.9 was set in 1989.
She finished fourth in the 100 meter dash
(12.73 seconds) and eighth in the 200 meter
dash (26.84 seconds), qualifying her for the
PSAC championships in both events.
The Haven's only gold for the day came

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Freshman Tina Gilbert broke two school
records in one meet (photo courtesy of
Sports Infornuxtion).

from Patti Smoker, who jumped back into
form and cleared the bar at 5* 5", just missing her indoor mark of 5' 7 1/2".
Amanda Nixon also qualified for the
PSAC championships in the Discus with a
throw of 120' 6".
Other place finishers for the Lady Eagles
were Pam Sheppard in the 10,000 (third),
Tracy Trapp in the javelin (fourth), and
Leslie Kc^p in the long jump (fifth).
Head coach Mark Elliston said that die
Lady Eagles' performance was "Great!
Tina did an exceptional job. She is definitely making herself a force to be dealt with in
the sprints among the conference as a freshman.
"Patti is getting it back together in the
high jump, just missing 5' 7 1/2" which is
great.
"Pam Sheppard is really coming on in the

10,000. She was just 11 seconds off of a
PSAC qualifying time. It's a shame to run
for 40 minutes and miss by that much, but
she'll get it soon," stated Elliston.
The men's team didn't fare as well, placing only two of its members in the meet.
Glen Allison placed fourth in the high
jump with a leap of 6' 2 3/4" and Kevin
Wheeler placed third in the 800 meter dash
with a time of 1:57.41
Ken May did not place but still qualified
for the PSAC championships in the 400 intermediate hurdles with a time of 57.85
'The men are getting it together. Kevin
Wheeler is strong in the 800 meters. We
just have a few people battling injuries. We
still have time for performance to pick up
and qualify a few more for PSAC's."

Batmen sweep double headers from Slippery Rock, Clarion
by Robert Heller
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
"We are the top dog right now, and people are going to come shooting at us," said
head coach Paul "Smokey" Stover after a
very successful week of baseball by his
Bald Eagle team.
The Bald Eagle batmen swept double
headers from the number 16 team in the
countty (Division II), Slippery Rock, and
Clarion last week moving their record to 94. That is three more victories than all of
last year.
'The biggest (change from last year) is
that this year they believe in themselves,"
said Stover. "Since we came back against
Edinboro with four runs with two outs in
the bottom of the seventh to win it; that was

the turning point"
Stover also attributes this years success to
hard work, hustle, discipline, and a new attitude.
The hard working Eagles took both ends
of the double header at Slippery Rock on
Saturday by scores of 6-4 and 8-3. Greg
Strouse threw a complete game giving up
seven hits, two eamed runs while striking
out three and walking none.
The Haven scored six runs on 10 hits.
Bob Miller went 2-4 with two doubles and
a run scored, while Strouse helped himself
with two hits of his own and an RBI.
The Rock looked to eam a split by knocking out starling Bald Eagle pitcher Steve
Smith in a three-run third inning to give
them a 3-2 lead in the second game.
Reliever Kevin Smith came in and shot
down the Rockets hitters allowing only one

hit and one run in the last 4 2/3 innings.
The Bald Eagles came back to win it with
two runs in each the fifth, sixth, and seventh innings.
It was Miller leading the offensive surge
once again going 3-3 with two RBI and a
run scored. Aaron Tiracorda, Bryan Wenner and Rob Wright recorded two hits each.
The Haven took their momentum into
Clarion and outscored them 35-5 in the two
games. The Bald Eagles won the first game
20-0 and the second 15-5.
Brett Stehr went six innings striking out
three and walking none, while giving up six
hits, one eamed mn.
K. Smith swung the big stick for the
Haven going 4-5 with four mns scored and
a whopping five RBI. Two of those hits
were homemns. Dan Wiggins went 2-5
with five RBI and two runs scored and

Strouse was 1-3 with a triple three RBI and
three runs scored.
The second game was more of the same
as the Bald Eagles out hit Clarion 15-10 en
route to their 15-5 victory.
Bill Breen scattered 10 hits over seven innings giving up two eamed runs while striking out three and walking two.
Miller did it again going 4-4 with two
RBI and three mns scored while Wiggins
went 3-4 with three RBI and two runs
scored.
Strouse swung the big stick as well going
2-2 with five RBI and a ran scored, and
Stiner pitched in with three hits of his own.
After this incredible batting onslaught,
the Bald Eagle batmen currently lead the
nation for mns scored in NCAA Division II
play.

Bald Eagle hooters finish spring season at Bloomshurg
by Heather Fernsler
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
Wrapping up a superb spring season on
Sunday, the soccer team was victorious at a
season finale soccer tournament at Bloomsburg University.
The hooters outscored their six tournament opponents 21-3 by playing some outstanding soccer.
The Bald Eagles breezed by their first
four opponents, Ljjcoming, Bucknell (club
team), Bloomsburg, and Swarthmore, with
scores of 3-0, 3-0,1-O and 4-0 respectively.
The semi-final game piued the Eagles
against PSAC-West rival California, whom

"We always try to put the fear of God into our performances versus
conference rivals." - assistant coach Phil Stevenson on the team's semi-final against
California University during the Bloomsburg toumament.
they handled easily, defeating them 4-0.
According to assistant coach Phil Stevenson, there was incentive to play better
against the conference rival. "We always
try to put the fear of God into our performances verses conference opponents.
There's an added intensity, and we just play
harder," Stevenson said. Looks like the
plan worked.
In the final, the hooters faced Bucknell
University, who attempted to make a solid
*Un for the tourney title, but could not han-

dle the Eagles' pressure. They held off the
Bisons, winning 6-3.
Matt Ford and Mark White led the Eagle
attack, each tallying seven toumament
goals. Chris Cassidy finished with four,
Adrian Blewitt with two, and Trevor Warner added one, the lone goal in the Bloomsburg victory.
"Everyone's looking forward to the fall,"
said Rob Thompson, who also had a phenomenal toumament, recording five shutouts, which he modestly attributed mostly

to the smothering Eagle defense.
Stevenson felt that Mau Ford came along
the most this spring season. "He's gained
confidence and has gone above and beyond
what we've asked."
Stevenson also said that Casey Reed and
Mark White established themselves, and
will be a driving force for next year's team,
along with Blewitt, who has gotten into the
role of next year.
The Bald Eagles finished the spring season with a pointed 29-3-2 record.
"Hopefully we can take it into next season," said Ford. At the rate they're going,
looks like there will be a ring on someone's
finger.

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Friday, April 17,1992 Eagle Eye 15

Lacrosse team overpowers East Stroudsburg 14-2
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The lacrosse team has been hurting latelyphysically, but has improved the record by
defeating East Stroudsburg and Washington
and Lee.
The Eagles got off to a rough start this
season, due to massive injuries to starting
defensive players which haunted the team.
To begin with, Tara Igou was lost for the
season, when she went down with a stress
fracture in her back. Three rolled their ankles, forcing them to miss recent games and
Ann Whitlock was injured in the Millersville game.
With most of the injuries healed, Roun's
squad was scheduled to play East Stroudsburg last Saturday at home. They exploded
with their offense which had stmggled in
previous games.
Elizabeth Heit got it going by scoring one
minute in. Deidre Kipp scored two minutes later and Jen Uter added one to give
the Haven an early 3-0 lead.
Bonomo shot and scored at the 18:45
mark, and 21 seconds later, Heit scored her
second and third giving her the hattrick and
Michele Blundin scored a minute later.
At the 11:58 mark Deidre Kipp scoredone

to made it an 8-0 for the Lady Eagles.
The Lady Warriors finally got on the
scoreboard at the 5:30 mark, but the Lady
Eagles were not going to let them back in it.
At the 4:32 mark Denise Pileggi scored,
which was followed by an Eileen McCoy
score. The halftime score was 10-1, Haven.
The game was defensive in the second
half until the Warriors scored one more.
The onslaught continued; McCoy scored
her second 6:32 left Bonomo, Curcio and
Kipp scored to add insult to injury. Final
score: Eagles-14, Warriors-2.
Wednesday they were home to batUe
Washington and Lee University.
Back and fwth it went, with McCoy
scored early for the Lady Eagles, which
was answered by a Lady General score.
Bonomo scored the Haven's second but
was again answered when Washington and
Lee added another to tie it two.
At die 14:47 mark Heit sewed for the
Lady Eagles, but at die 8:49 mark, the Lady
Generals tied it up again.
Bonomo scored her second, which was
followed by an Uter score. Uter setup
McCoy for her second score which gave the
Lady Eagles a 6-3 lead at the half.
In the second half, the Lady Generals
started a furious comeback. They scored at

the 23:35 mark, then at die 17:03 mark to
cfose within one.
An outstanding individual effort by one
of the Generals forwards resulted in a score
as she took on four of the Haven defenders.
Score was tied six.
Heit gave the Lady Eagles die lead for

good on a free position shot. Bonomo got
her hat trick giving the Lady Eagles a 8-6
cushion.
The Generals got another at the end of the
game but it wasn't enough as the Eagles
came away with a 8-7 victory.

Michele Blunden (#18) and Jen Uter (#22) attempt to keep East Stroudsburd fi-om clearing
the ball during Saturday afternoon's 14-2 victory. (Photo by Shawn Liddick)

Softball splits double headers with Tennis breaks six game losing streak
Kutztown^ California
University, 8-1, on Monday.
by Kevin Kovac
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The softball team just completed their
toughest stretch of the season, playing three
nationally ranked squads in five days. Despite some good performances, head coach
Kim Lindsey still wonders when her women will become more consistent.
"We can't continue to have a let-down in
the second game of doubleheaders," said
Lindsey, "It's like everyone doesn't really
play hard after the first game is over."
The Lady Eagles' problem was evident in
doubleheaders against Kutztown and California University. They won the first game
each time.
Against Bloomsbiu'g last Thursday, they
had no such let-down. They were swept by
the number five Division II team in the
country, never even scoring a mn in die
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The latest doubleheader, home against
number 13 California, at one point appeared to be a Lady Eagles' conquest Mter winning the first game, they kept their
intensity up and took a 4-2 lead into the
fifth inning. "Then the game got away
from us," said Lindsey.
Before Lindsay could catch her breath,
her team had relinquished three mns and
fallen behind for good, 5-4. "It was a
tough loss," Lindsey bottom-hned.
Lindsey admittedthat her team's 14-10
record did not please her. She feels that
her squad, which was ranked number 16
nationally earlier this season, should have
several more wins at this point.
"We should be doing better," said Lindsey, whose team has a season-high win
streak of five games. "The coaches talked
before the season started about where we
should be at by this point, and we're not
there. There's been several average teams
we've lost to that we shouldn't have. We
have to win games that we're supposed to
win."
Nevertheless, Lindsey has been pleased
by her team's hitting. Putting up the best
numbers this season have been Jenn Huntzinger (.388 avg.), Theresa Kovach (.380),
Jen Homer (.343, four homers) and Jess
(.329, four homers).
Linda Polk continues to be the Lady Eagles' top pitcher. Her 7-3 record and superlative 1.44 eamed run average are bodi
team bests.
The remainder of the season will be extremely important, Lindsey said. The
women enter a stretch of major PSACWest competition Sativday with a doubleheader at home against Indiana University
of Pennsylvania.
"Every game is cmcial now if we want to
make a mn at the conference championship," said Lindsey. to win."

by Kevin Kovac
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

The men's tennis team finally ended dieir
year-long victory drought by defeating SL
Francis College, bringing a smile to their
coach's face.
"I'm happy for die team," Joel Johnson
said of his squad's 6-3 triumph over St.
Francis Tuesday afternoon, their first diis
season after six defeats. 'They've worked
hard to get a win."
Indeed, the Bald Eagles have not coasted
through practices this year. From the first
day of practice - which, it should be pointed out, wasn't held until after spring break-dirough the six consecutive losses, the
men have demonstrated a never-say-die attitude and a willingness to leam.
"I'm pleased with their progress," Johnson said of his young, developing team,
which features three sophomores and three
freshmen among their six singles players.
'There's still work to be done, but they're
improving. The good weather during die
past couple of weeks has really helped ."
Prior to the St. Francis victory, the men
dropped decisions to West Chester University, 9-0, last Thursday and Susquehanna

The team's sole winner against Susquehanna was Bryon Lewis. Lewis captured
his first match of die season in impressive
fashion, rallying from a 5-2 deficit in the
diird set to win 6-4,2-6,7-5.
Lewis came back to win again Tuesday
against St. Francis. He was one of five singles winners and one doubles victor~the
Kirby Brubaker-Chris Rice combination
won the Bald Eagle's first doubles match
of the season for the Haven.
Following the team's iniual victory,
Lewis expressed the sentiments of everyone on the team. "We're very relieved ,"
he said. "It makes us feel like our hard
work is starting to pay off a litUe bit."
Lewis pointed out the single win does not
make their season, however. "Coach told
us after die game that we can't get too low
or too high," said Lewis. "We have to try
to keep an even keel. We can't get cocky
because we won a match."
Johnson said that he expects the win to
give his squad an added boost of confidence for the final stt-etch mn of the season. "We have some tough teams left to
play," said Johnson. "Nothing will be easy
the rest of the way. The guys just have to
play hard."

Weekend Schedule
Outdoor Track away Sav. Edinboro University 1 p.m.
turday at the Mansfield University
Invitational 11 a.m.
Rugby away Saturday at Susquehanna University 1 p.m.
Softball home Saturday v. Indiana University of Pennsylvania 1 Golf away Today at Juniata Colp.m.
lege 1 p.m. Away Monday at Susquehanna University Invitational
Men's Tennis Home Monday

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Ice hockey ends season with victory over Altoona Sharks
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The ice hockey season came to an end
against the Altoona Sharks last Sunday
night and the Haven was able to do something diat no other Haven team had been
able to do in recent years: reach the double
figure win plateau. They did this by defeating die Altoona Sharks 5-3.
The game would mark the end of a hockey career here at Lock Haven for two of the
Eagles' top players. Bodi being seniors,
captain J.R. Poster and assistant captain
Geof Wozar played their last game.
With goalie Chris Holtz on a hot streak,
and Altoona being one of die weaker teams.
Poster, Wozar, and the rest of the Eagles
were anticipating a good game for their season finale.
There was one catch though, Holtz was
playing against doctors orders. Having partial tears in the Ugaments in die leg, Chris
decided to play die game wearing a knee
brace and endured the pain.
Early on it looked like a long night. Altoona came right on down in the first half
minute and scored on their very first shot of
the game.
Holtz toughened up after that, and die
Poster boys came through.
JJR. Poster scored die first goal to get die
Haven going. Minutes later, linJe brother
B J. added a second.
A lucky bounce provided them with their
third goal as a shot deflected off a body.
Bill Shinn, in front and was able to find it's
way dirough die Shark's goalie.
Altoona tacked in two more, and J.R. added his second, and going into the final min-

ute of play. The Haven was up 4-3.
After Holtz made some key saves with
the extra attacker on for the Sharks, after
they had pulled their goalie. J.R. Poster

"There is a lot pf talent on this
team, and with some good prospects, the future looks bright."
-J.R. Poster, team captain.picked up the loose puck, and fired it into
an empty net to give himself the hat trick
and complete his Haven hockey career.
Final shots in the game were 28-22 in favor of the Eagles, as they defeated the
Sharks 5-3, to finish the season with 10
wins, 18 losses, and 3 ties.
J.R. Poster was pleased widi everyone at
the conclusion of the game, saying Holtz
probably played the best diirty minutes of
the season at die second half of last week's
game.
He also made reference to the role
players, such as Brian Oakes, Bill Shinn,
and Jay Jones, saying they played superb in
the Haven victory.
The supernatural was diought to be the
cause for one of die players bad luck in the
game. "Papa Shonga must have put a curse
on Shinn, he couldn't get a goal for anydiing," said Poster after Shinn's shot deflected off of bodi pipes on the goal in the
Altoona game.
The good news is the Haven is no longer
a cellar dweller. The Eagles placed fourth
out of seven in diere league finishing widi
23 points. They also had beaten every team
in the league aside from the first place Geohabs from State College.
As a team. Lock Haven finished with 97

Bill Shinn hits nothing but net, shooting one past a looking Altoona keeper in the Haven's
last match of die season. (Photo by Shawn Liddick)
goals scored, an average of 3.13 goals per
game.
Individually, J.R. Poster led the way for
the Eagles with 22 goals, finishing with 63
Doints.
Behind him was assistant captain Chuck
Schweizer with 15 goals and 43 points, and
B.J. Poster with 11 goals, and 31 points.
Leading the defenseman in scoring was
Mike Smith, as he ended his freshman season with 8 goals and 30 points. Following
him was forward Wozar with 10 goals and
29 points, defenseman Jason Theodore with
5 goals and 18 points, and Mick Cvemich
widi 5 goals and 16 poinu.
In the defensive end of the game the Eagles gave up 133 goals, 4.29 as an average

Not this time! Playing against doctor's orders. Bald Eagle goalkeeper, Chris Holtz, stops a shot from an Altoona forward for one of
his 19 saves on die evening. The Haven won die contest 5-3. (Photo by Shawn Liddick)

per game.
In goal Chris Holtz led the way with a
record of 7-14-3, with 96 goals against,
4.17 per game. Lee Gilbert followed up
with a 2-4 record, with 32 goals against,
5.33 per game.
And yes, B.J. Poster led all Haven goalies in winning percentage, winning his
only goaltending appearance, giving up
five goals for a 5.00 goals per game average.
Overall it was an up and down year for
the Eagles.
Poster said there were spurts where the
team jelled and there were spurts that they
didn't.
He said the key point in the season was
game number seven against the Geohabs.
It was a game that could have tiuned the
season around for the Eagles. Lock Haven
was blown out in the game 5-1, managing
only one shot. After that things just got
worse.
With Poster and Wozar graduating, the
team will need to fill an offensive hole.
Poster believes, "There is a lot of talent on
this team, and with some good prospects,
the future looks bright."