Issue 12, Volume 57

Friday, May 2, 2003

THE LOCK HAVEN UNIVERSITY

EYE

EAGLE

Heated debate over policy and costitution
ammendments erupts at SCC meeti_ng

Nick Malawskey
Staff Reporter

Rick Harvey, Nate
McMichael, and Eddie Dove,
were inaugurated at this semester's final SCC meeting on
Wednesday.

Following their inaugurations, the SCC further confirmed the candidates who had
been chosen by Harvey and his
running mates for the remaining
open positions on the executive
board.
However, several senators

raised questions regarding the
manner in which the other
members of his board were chosen.
Said Senator Del Sellers
"We should have a process
where you nominate them and
we go through them. We're
rubber stamping things and
that's not how we should do
things."
Harvey defended his choices
saying "I'll prove it to you and
to everybody else in this room
that my executive board is
going to make a difference this
year. I believe 150 percent that
the people that have been
appointed will go above and
beyond their job.""
SCC President Ron Strickler
backed up Harvey when he said

that it was "absolutely ridiculous to question Rick's ability to
choose members of his executive board."
However, Senator Nick
Trumbauer stated his opinion
saying "part of your job as a
senator is to question what
comes before you... he (Sellers)
is saying I don't know this person and I can't say yes because
of this."
Treasurer Eddie Dove said
"It will be a tight ship, mediocrity will not be allowed," and
that the "arbitrary arguments are
a bit immature."
The SCC also approved the
2003-04 SCC budget, which
was carried with only one
opposed vote.
However, SCC President
Ron Strickler's proposed constitution amendment met with
more resistance.H
Strickler only needed 18
votes to pass his proposed
amendments to the SCC's
Constitution. "I think these are
accurate to what needs to be
done to the constitution at this
time," said Strickler when he
introduced his amendments to
the senate.
One ofthe issues that were
included in the amendments
was the inclusion ofthe
Executive Board's Food
Services Chairman, the

Information Task Force
Chairman and the Public
Relations Chairmen as paid
positions and the rights ofthese
individuals to vote on Executive
Board matters.
Associated with that was a general increase in pay for all
Executive Board members.
Several Senate members
raised objections to the, with
senator Dan Pratt saying, "most
peoples tuition is going to go
up, but some of yours is going
to go down."
Treasurer Bryan Detweiler
defended the amendment, citing
a proposed increased office
hours and responsibilities as
validation for the added pay.
Detweiler said "With increased
pay comes increased responsibilities... there will be justification."
President Rick Harvey said,
"I'm behind this 100 percent"
and said that while he agrees
that more should be changed
"there is only so much we can
do at one time."
However, when the votes
Stephanie Brown/The I
Eye
had been cast, only fifteen people voted in agreement with the Rick Harvey Gets Sworn in by SCC President Ron Strickler
amendments. There were two
Men's Rugby, and thc Ranger
Council, Geoscience Club,
revised constitution was also
votes opposed and three abstenBlack Student Union,
Club all informed the SCC as to passed. The revision now
tions.
recent events and future plans
allows all students at LHU to
Sophisticated Ladies, Safe
Ten clubs also presented
Haven, JSPASS, Men's
for each club.
join the club. Formerly, the
their yearly reports to the
Lacrosse, Women's Rugby,
The Sophisticated Ladies
club was only for women.
Senate. The Panhellenic

Graduate P.A. program ranks 41st in the U.S.
LOCK HAVEN -U S News
and World Report ranked The
Physician Assistant program at

Lock Haven University of
Pennsylvania 41st best graduate
program in the nation for 2004.
The results were based on a
graduate level health programs
assessment undertaken by the

Commonwealth for rural healthcare practitioners. Since its
inception in 1996, the program
has had a dramatic and positive
impact on the Commonwealth
by providing valuable health
promotion and disease prevention services to communities
located all throughout rural

on two types of data: expert
opinion about program quality

Accredited
by
the
Accreditation
Review
and statistical indicators that Commission for the Physician
measure the quality of the Assistant (ARC-PA) since its
school's faculty, research and inception, the two-year graduate
students.
program leads to a Master in
The ranking places the Health Science degree as a
University Physician Assistant Physician Assistant. Students
graduate program in the top third can choose from two concentraof the 136 accredited Physician tions within the program: Rural
Assistant programs in the United Primary Care or Corrections
The first and only one of its
kind in the Pennsylvania State
System of Higher Education, the
Physician Assistant program
was specifically designed to
meet

uitK.il

in

the

The nationally-recognized
program provides students with
a state-of-the-art learning environment, an innovative "body
systems format" curriculum, and
strong clinical experiences early

in training.

"The Physician Assistant
program provides an invaluable
service to the patients and
in
healthcare practitioners
Clinton County," said Dr.
Michael R. Greenberg, medical
director of the Physician
Assistant program.
Computer-driven technology
replaces books for students and
ensures instant access to the curriculum, lectures and medical
references via the web. Students
are able to attain course outlines,
program policies, objectives,
readings, and lecture notes all
from the University Intranet.
Students also subscribe to an
online textbook service that provides more than 35 full text
medical textbooks and more
than 120 full text journals. In
addition, students participate in
a distance education environment delivered via interactive
television
the
connecting
Clearfield to the Lock Haven

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Recognized by ARC-PA for
its innovative design, the curriculum features a modular
"body systems format" where,
for example, cardiology is
taught over a three-week period
of time as a block ofinstruction,
incorporating anatomy, physiology, pathophysiology, pharmacology and physical diagnosis.
"The advantage ofthe modular approach to teaching medicine is that students receive a
congruous concentrated block of
instruction within a specialty or
body system area rather than
having it spread over one or
multiple semesters. We have had
a significant amount ofpositive
feedback regarding this system
from both students and faculty,"
said Walter Eisenhauer, director

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of the Physician Assistant pro- Dean Willis, University presi-

Approximately 140 students
have graduated from the program, with a greater than 90%
First time pass rate on the
NCCPA Examination. Ninetyfive percent of those graduates
were placed in jobs within six
months of graduation. One-third
to one-half of those graduates
are currently serving in rural
Pennsylvania communities.
"The quality of the faculty
and curriculum combined with
the excellent mentoring students
receive from physicians and
physician assistants throughout
the region during clinical training make this program truly
exceptional," said Dr. Craig

In November, Eisenhauer
was elected director-at-large by
the
membership of the

Association
of Physician
Assistant Programs (APAP) for
a two-year term. APAP is the
professional organization that
represents the 136 accredited PA
programs throughout the nation.
For more information on the
University Physician's Assistant
program, please contact Lori
Beers
at
or
893-2541
lbeers@lhup.edu. Visit the program
website
at
http://www.lhup.cdu/academic/a
cad_affairs/academ_grad_phyas
html.

Sports marketing forum held
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Parson's Union Building
Lock Haven University
Lock Haven, PA 17745

If you love sports, are able to
communicate well with people,
and are not afraid to work long
grueling hours, then perhaps
you should consider a job in
sports marketing, said a panel
of sports marketing professionals at this week's sports media

forum.
The forum, held in the
PUB's multipurpose room, was
a chance for interested students
to ask questions and interact
with three professionals, each
from a different organization.
"Honesty is a big part ofit,"
said Danielle Barney, Sports
Information Director for Lock
Haven Athletics.

Senior Art majors
presented their
Senior Exhibition
this week in the
Sloan Gallery. See
more senior
exhibitions on

"You have to have the passion and desire.. You have to
love it," said Angelo Sciafa III,
General Sales Manager of Penn
State Sports Marketing.
Gabc Sinicropi Jr, Director
of Marketing and Public
Relations for thc Williamsport
Crosscutters Baseball Club,
echoed Sciafa when he said
"thc hours and long and gruel-

Men's and
Women's relay
teams place in top
ten at the Penn
Relays. And out
more on the
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ing... but its what we worked
for.
"Both Sinicropi and Sciafa
said that they can easily spend
12-14 hour days during the
season, especially on home
game days.

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terna ve uaucation program Student wins national
receives $1.7 million in funding
LOCK HAVEN--Tom Bowman, aide to U.S. Senator Arlen
Specter, presented thc Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania with
$1.7 million in funding for teacher training. The funding is a direct
result of the University's alternative education program and its work
with the Keystone Central School District's alternative education
program. The funding will be used in partnership with Philadelphia
schools.

"We arc going to utilized the information and knowledge gained
from the development and implementation of the alternative education project and apply it to our collaborative work in the
Philadelphia school district," said Nathaniel Hosley, coordinator of
the Alternative Education program.
The partnership between the University Alternative Education
program and the Philadelphia schools should reduce teacher
turnover while raising the standards of achievement in the
Philadelphia school district, which has about 210,000 students.

By Eric Hatch

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2003 Graduate Fellowship

LOCK HAVEN-Sean Kimball, a top graduating senior majoring in
Political Science, has been named the winner of a Phi Kappa Phi
Graduate Fellowship, one of 52 awarded by the national honor society to help finance up to $8,000 of the first year of graduate study.
Kimball is the University's second national winner in the past seven
years.
"Sean's exemplary academic performance and his enthusiastic
participation in campus events have earned him the respect of faculty and students alike," said Dr. Craig Dean Willis, University president.

As a member of Lock Haven University's chapter of The Honor
Society of Phi Kappa Phi, which chooses members from academically high-ranking juniors and seniors, Kimball was selected to represent the local chapter in the national competition.
"Sean ranks as the strongest student that I have worked with in
my career," said University instructor Daniel Roberts.
Competing in Phi Kappa Phi's Northeast Region, Kimball is
joined by 11 other national winners from the region, including students from Lycoming College, Villanova University, Carnegie
LOCK HAVEN—Every new business needs to define its goals and Mellon University, the United States Naval Academy, and the
University of Maryland.
objectives. The Small Business Development Center at Lock Haven
Before starting undergraduate studies in the United States,
University of Pennsylvania will sponsor a seminar on Friday, May
Kimball lived in Finland for 11 years, attending Finnish-language
3rd from 9:00 a.m. until Noon in Akeley Hall Room 126 on the
2-12. In addition to his regular course work at
University campus to discuss how to develop an effective business schools from grade
the University, Kimball maintained the Honors Program website and
moderated a series of campus and community forums on topics such
What to include in a business plan, how to prepare the plan and
as racism, alcoholism, criminal justice, and terrorism.
what role thc plan will play in growing a successful business plan
After completing a summer 2002 internship on Comparative
are some of the topics to be discussed.
Political
and Economic Systems at Georgetown University, Kimball
Registration for the seminar is $20. Checks, payable to "LHU
a fall internship at the Governor's Policy Office in Harrisburg.
began
Foundation - SBDC" can be mailed to Krisy Meeker, Training
Coordinator; LHU Small Business Development Center; 105 Annex While working at the Office of the Governor, Kimball wrote a strategy paper explaining the content of the 2002 Farm Bill and how the
Building; Lock Haven, PA 17745.
legislation
could be adapted to conditions in Pennsylvania.
For more information about the seminar, call the Small Business
a sign of the Office's trust and confidence in Mr. Kimball,
"As
Development Center at (570) 893-2589.
the Office assigned him to present their draft to the State
Conservation Commission," said Dr. Lawrence Farley, University
instructor.
In his application for the Phi Kappa Phi Graduate Fellowship,
Kimball wrote that his experience working for state government
"validated my belief that individuals are in the galley of the ship
Saturday
Sunday
controlling the forward momentum of society, while government is
at the helm. My career goal is to create a more responsive government, where individuals are readily empowered to take action and
change the norms guiding government, a possibility which is often
lost in a turbulent sea of ideologies, propaganda and factions."
During his internships, Kimball served as a volunteer in the
Urban Oasis program in Washington, DC, and the Harrisburg
Capitol Area Greenbelt Association.
Kimball's Phi Kappa Phi Graduate Fellowship, caps a list of
numerous scholarship earned in his career at the University, including a Presidential Honors Scholarship, Academic Honors
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Scholarship, and the Charles and Margaret Vonada Lock Haven
University Foundation Scholarship for performance in Political
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Science, Economics and History. He also received a Phi Kappa Phi
Honor Award and the College of Arts and Sciences Scholarly and
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and up to date news at: Professional Excellence in the Major Field Award.
After graduating from the University in May, Kimball has been
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selected to participate in the Fund for American Studies summer
2003 program in Crete, where students from the United States and
Middle East take classes and discuss regional conflicts.
"He is without peer in his preparation and capacity for graduate
Thank you from the Board of
study
in international relations and related fields," said Dr. Stanley
Directors of the Clinton County
Berard, assistant professor of History, Political Science and
United Way to all Students. Faculty &
Economics.
Staff who volunteered their time
Upon completion of graduate school, Kimball plans to join the
during our "2003 Day of Caring" on
Peace Corps, working as a conflict resolution consultant or governApril 23, 2003
ment advisor on environmental problems. When he returns to the
United States, he anticipates either joining the Foreign Service,
working for Pennsylvania state government, or working for an
Our county is fortunate to have Lock
intergovernmental organization, such as the United Nations.
University
Haven
as an important part
"In my career and my academic and community activities, I want
of our community.
to show that behind every government decision is an individual or
group of people responsive to public opinion and alternative proWe look forward to working with
posals. Once the majority of our citizens begin to view government
LHU' on future projects!
as an interactive arena and most importantly, eagerly participate in
it, the path of progress will be clear," Kimball said.

Upcoming seminar to teach
effective business plans

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Live Music

The

Lock
Haven
University
Soaring
Eagles Battalion held
their annual Spring Social
Friday evening at the Clinton
County Country Club.
The evening began with the
posting of the colors by Cadets
Joseph Hill, William Jones,
Joseph Pazcoguin, Colin Une,
and led by Cadet Keith
Cadet Daniel
Guiswite.
Gustke gave the invocation,
followed by greetings from
Lieutenant Colonel Allan St.
Andre. The traditional military toasts were then presented, and dinner was served.
Following dinner, die battalion
public relations committee
held a slide show presentation,
highlighting the events of this
past year in particular, as well
as events from the past four
years, as a tribute to LTC St.
Andre's departure at the end of
this semester.
University President Craig
Dean Willis honored the
cadets and cadre with his presence, and praised the progress
that the ROTC program has
made over the past few years.
The Guest Speaker was LTC
Waiter Piatt, a 1987 graduate
of LHU, the ROTC program,
and a native of Somerset, Pa.
LTC Piatt is currently the
Executive Officer of 1st
10th Mountain
Brigade,
Division at Fort Drum, N.Y.,
and is about to take command
of an infantry battalion in the
25th Infantry Division in
Hawaii next month. LTC Piatt
spent a few moments speaking

All three panelists stressed
the need for an education.
Sinicropi, who of the three panelists was the least, educated
with only a two-year degree,
said, "I would highly recommend a four year degree... I'm
very lucky... it would be hard

on the status of the United
States Military, and stressing
the importance of family support throughout these trying
times. He also thanked his
wife Cynthia who was in
attendance, for her support

over the years. Mrs. Piatt is
also an alumnus of LHU, and a
graduate of the university's
ROTC program.
Following LTC Piatt's speech,
LTC St. Andre made a few
closing remarks as he prepares
to leave his post as the Soaring
Eagles Battalion Commander,
and move on to his next duty
assignment. Cadet Hill of the
junior year ROTC class, presented LTC St. Andre with a
of the
copy
painting
Reflections, on behalf of all
the junior year cadets,
Cadet Gustke then gave the
Benediction, and the color
guard retired the colors, closing the evening's festivities.
This year's ROTC Spring
Social was a special one,
because it was not only to
honor the senior level cadets
who will be graduating, and
receiving their commissions
later this month, but also to
honor LTC St. Andre for his
past four years of service to
the Battalion.
The cadets who will be receiving their commissions are
Carrie
Witherel,
Peter
Sulewski, and Adrienne
(Dodd) Maxwell. The commissioning ceremony will be
held on Saturday, May 17th at
8 AM in Sloan Auditorium,
prior to graduation.

"their foot in the door" by taking an internship within the
field.
However, Sinicropi cautioned students, saying, "It's a
tough business... You have to
have a time line... to decide
when it's time to move on."

for me to find another good
job."
But all three agreed that the
most important thing for any
interested student to do is to get

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May 2003 LHU Graduates

Chad W. Acker
Janie K. Addleman
Jesse R. Albertson
Scott M. Alexander
Kelly M. Allmaras
Jaime L. Ambrosio
Angila L. Amundson
Earlene R. Anderson
Jesse J. Anderson
Jared N. Androzzi
Carla L. Arevalo
Michael J. Asche
Rachel E. Auman
John A. Bacher

Alicia A. Bair
Jason A. Baney

Kirsten E. Barner
Leah A. Barner
Adam J. Barney
Sheila D. Barrett
Travis L. Baughman
Robert E. Baum

Amy C. Baxter
C. Michael Beamer

Nikolle J. Beamer
Anne L. Beck
Arthur R. Becker
Laura A. Beddoe
Susan J. Bednarek
Krista L. Behrer

Sarah E. Beidler
Brittany L. Belinda

Laura B. Bender
Charlotte A. Benditt
Dee M. Benner
Heather J. Bennett
Jaclyn Bennett
Michelle L. Bennett
Brandy M. Bergum
Cheryl E. Berinoto
Kimberly M. Bertrand
Megan R. Beyer

Silvana Bice
Kristy M. Bickhart
Melissa S. Bish
Jessica L. Bitner
Ellen M. Bivona
Jaime D. Blansett
Rebecca A. Bloom
Sherwonda R Boardley
Matt M. Bocian
Rebekah L. Bohr
Elizabeth A. Bollinger
Mary M. Bonomo
Greg A. Boone

Michelle K. Boone
Michelle E. Bower
Lauren E. Bowlby
Kristie R. Bowman
Melanie R. Bowman
Aaron C. Boyer
JeffreyR. Boyer
Mark A. Bradley
Elizabeth M. Brann
Jeannette L. Brelsford
Derick A. Breon
Dennis M. Bressler
Karen M Brooks
Kathryn E. Brubaker
Christina M. Brusman
Robert A. Bryerton

Shelly L. Budinger
Heather R. Burd
Brian E. Buttari
Sumer A. Buttorff
Raymond J. Buynak
Amanda L. Cagno
John R. Caldwell
Mary K. Callen
Brian K. Campbell
Rosana L. Campbell
Jaime L. Caporuscio
April M. Carey
Scott L. Carpenter
Erica L. Carper
Beth A. Carter
Cathy S. Cartwright
Anthony M. Caruso

Michelle C. Celestino
Fallon N. Cerifko
Anita E. Charles
Sarah E. Chubb
Jama! D. Chukueke
Michael D. Ciesnolevicz

Angela M. Cipko
Annika D. Cipriani
Alicia B. Clark
Jeroud M. Clark
Jamie L. Claycomb

Derrick J. Cleveland
Jeanne N. Cline
Mary A. Cline
Kelly S. Clymer
Heather J. Cochran
Jonathan M. Cole
Patrick V. Coleman
Michael D. Colton
Deborah A. Conrad
James C. Conti
Ruth E. Corle
Kathryn A. Cornax
Rodrigo B. Correa
Christa L. Cox
Kyle R. Cramer
Mindy L. Cressley
Christopher D. Crouch
Yvonne N. Crownover
Elizabeth A. Culvey
Tara L. Cutler
Laura A. Dalrymple
Amy L. Daniels
Melissa A. Davis
Kamel M. Dawuni
Raekeisha L. Dean
Kate L. Debnar
Robert C. DeGeorge
Christopher A. DeMalta
Michael G. DePalma
Bryan M. Detweiler
Kevin T. DeVan
Terra L. Deyo
Angela M. Dolena
Mollie L. Donato

William E. Donges
Sean K. Dooley

Ann C. Downey
Sara M. Doyle
Desiree D. Drayer
Matthew G. Dreese
Elizabeth D. Dreibelbis
Sean A. Dunkle
Amy L. Dunn

Mindy Durkin
Richard B. Dush

Megan B. Dwyer
Katrina M. Eady
Janelle L. Ebaugh

Laura B. Eberhart
Philip J. Eckenrode
Kristin L. Elensky
Scott M. Evans
Bradley A. Fay
Kristin M. Federici

Michael J. Fedisson

Holly J. Feese
Lisa A. Fenton
Lisa M. Ferry

Michelle L. Fickes
Robert A. Filarsky
Andrea W. Finn
Martin E. Finnigan
Gary P. Fisher
Christopher O. Fitzgerald
Jennifer M. Flasinski
Ronda L. Flick

Colleen C. Foran
Christine A. Fortuner

Mandy M. Foundling
Claire L. Frankenberger
David M. Frazier
Luke D. Friday
Eric A. Friedman
Theresa E. Fry
Renee B. Fureman
Rachel E. Gardner
Ryan J. Garland

Jaime L. Gauer
Erica D. Gaul
Jessica D. Gehr
Kurtis E. Gelwicks
Valerie A. George
Mary B. Geppert
Travis A. Gettle
Jason E. Gill
Stephen Gingery
Crystal M. Glass
Ashlie D. Gnoffo
Autumn M. Good
Katie M. Gougeon
James S. Gow
Stephen C Gower
Andrew S. Graham
Elizabeth A. Gramley
Erika M. Grap
Amanda D. Green
Renee J. Greene
Shannon C. Grucelski
Terry F. Gruchow
Jared C. Guest
Cara L. Gulden
Sean A. Gurish
Peter J. Gutzmirtl
Christopher E. Haines

Amy D. Hale
Kelly A. Hall
Shannon R. Hall
Meghan B. Hallock

Thomas S. Hammond
Douglas J Hamsher
Brian M. Hanna
John V. Hanna
David M. Hanobic
Timothy J. Hanzely

Randy L. Hams

Steven W. Harris
Joy C. Hartle
Jessica L. Hartman

Patricia L. Hatches
Meredith L. Hawkins
Stacy L. Hayes
Kelly A. Heintzelman
Aaron D. Held
Jocelyn J. Held
Betsy J. Henry
Melissa A. Hepfer

Lauren S. Herd
Matthew J. Hertz

Jennifer R. Heverly
Adam P. Hicks
Andrea N. Hoffman
Brian P. Hoffstadt
Erin J. Hollick
Matthew W. Hoover
Matthew J. Home
Katie L. Horning
Troy M. Houldin
Amy L. Howard
Ethan I. Hoyt
Carrie A. Hudock
Leslie E. Huff
Teresa A. lacovelli
Gloria T. Ireland
Jennifer L. Irvin
Jessica E. Irwin

Susan L. Irwin
Matthew M. Isnor
Kay M. Jeirles
Jennifer L. Jennings
Angela R. Johnson
Craig P. Johnson
Dana V. Johnson
Earle A. Johnson
Jacqueline K. Johnson

Rebecca E. Johnson
Lacey R. Johnston
Stephanie N. Johnston
Stephanie R. Joiner
Aaron T. Jones
Brandi N. Jones
Mellisa A. Julius
Jodi L. Kaczor
Debbi-Jo Kane
Rhiannon M. Kappen
William L. Keays
Amanda K Keen
Loni M. Keen
Tamara Y. Kcnnerly
Barbara A. Kephart
Rachel E. Kester
Maryana G. Khimich
Cole L. Kimball
Sean D. Kimball
Lori A. Kimble
RaeAnn T. Kinney
Michael P. Kiser
Jessica A. Kiwak
Lisa M. Kiwak
Jason S. Kline
Kate M. Knapp
Lisa M. Knappenberger
April M. Knight
Melanie S. Koch
Stephen J. Koehler
Brooke E. Kokoszka

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Dana E. Laarkamp
Rachel D. Lambert
Katie M. Lance
Michele A. Landon
Emily A. Lane

Erin L. Lang
Melissa D. Larson
James S. Lasher
Tracy A. Latchaw
Randy S. Laurito
James L. LaValle
Regina K. Lavin
Christian V. Lazzaro
Rebecca D. Lee
Jana M. Leedom
Amanda C. Lesslie
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■ didn't know how to word it without getting in trouble, so I'll give it my best shot.
My favorite memory of Jess is kind of blurred. I came home one evening after a long night of fun
was just hanging out, minding my own business with some friends when the phone rang. Little
I know, it was Jess on the other line and she was about to take advantage of me. Now for all you
■ perverts out there, don't get your hopes up about some kind of late night rendezvous because you'll be
■ thoroughly disappointed with what really happened. As I was slightly out of it; not knowing what in
world I was doing, Jess thought it would be a good time to give me this line, "Dooley, I have an

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for He said/She said."

"OK, lay it on me," I told her. She proceeded to say that she wanted to write about the television
I series on VH1, "Music Behind Bars" and argue about whether or not it should be aired. I had never
I heard of it, so I needed her to familiarize me. She explained that it was a show where people in
I prison form musical bands have their happenings taped and aired on VHI. I never did watch the
■ show when we wrote the article, and I still haven't seen it (for all I know, it's not on anymore), but not
knowing fully what I was doing, I said, "Whatever you say, I'll say the opposite."
so she told me that she wanted to say it shouldn't be aired. Now I didn't have too strong of an
■ opinion on the issue either way, but I did lean more on the side of not airing it. But a deal's a deal, so
had to do my best in saying let "Music Behind Bars" go on the airwaves. When I walked into the
-letters to the editor are the opinions the author
Eagle Eye office on Tuesday, October 25, 2002,1 was still a bit hazy on what the topic was for the
the opinions the Eagle Bye
and do not
I upcoming week. Jess reminded me and my reaction was something along the lines of, "Oh crap,
or its associatesHow the hell am I going to write 500 words about that?"
As a result, I did not write 500 words; not even close to it. "He said" totaled only 395 words that
■ week while "She said" was 534, making it the most lopsided word count in the history of our little
■ column. As much as I felt Jess taking advantage of me was a low blow, I have to give her props on
I suckering me into writing about something I didn't know about, making her look smart, and me look
I like a„complete moron. In our special Halloween issue six days later, we said what the other person
I should be for Halloween. For the rectfrd, Jess only came up with the reasoning for me to be Bill
■ Gates AFTER she read my portion on why she should be a munchkin. I've always wanted to tell our
■ readers that she cheated, so now you know. I'm not sure what her favorite memory of me is going to
Everyone can admit that all university buildings, somebe, but I have a pretty good idea. If it is what I'm thinking, I tell you now, don't believe everything
now and again they break a thing that a typical janitor
you read. So I say hasta la vista, and the squeaky-voiced Jess now has her one last moment to shine.
minor law. When it comes to would do. The police care for
parking tickets and Lock intoxicated students who are
Haven University, if you have a arrested for on-campus drinkcar on campus you most likely ing. In reality, they have a
have received a parking ticket hired EMT on the weekends
Well, this is it. Our last He Said She Said ever. We chose a long time ago to write about our
who watches the students and
at some time or another.
favorite memory of each other in the last issue, so I've been thinking all semester about what I was
In the mere year I have had when the students are heavily
going to write about Dooley.
my car on campus, I have intoxicated, they are simply
I don't think there is just one thing I can say about him. I mean, he's a really great guy and he's
already received three parking sent to the hospital. The police become one of my good friends here at LHU. Whenever I'm feeling down, I can always count on
tickets. Every break, students are here to aid the students in Dooley to cheer me up. He's just a funny type of guy.
become excited to go home and medical emergencies when in
I honestly can't think of my favorite memory of Dooley, so I'm gonna throw out my top five.
usually bring a lot with them. A reality the large number of
5. One day last semester, I was, I guess you could say, in an especially sunshine type of mood for
health science students on camproblem I have noticed (espemy sorority. For those of you who saw me, congratulations, you caught me as I ran to and from classcially in Smith Hall) is that you pus are much more qualified es trying to be undetected (which was almost impossible in my neon-colored gear.) For those who
cannot park on North Fairview
and usually take care of the
have no clue what I'm talking about, it's probably better that way. Just don't ask. But anyway, as I
Street or behind it by the PUB emergencies until an ambustood outside after one class as people walked by me and smirked, laughed and pointed, Dooley was
to load your car. Do they think lance arrives.
one of the only people who would actually stand by me and act like my friend. Of course, I'm sure he
Finally, the campus police
that the average student will
was probably cracking up on the inside, but hey, he put in an honest effort.
walk to thc pit parking, or even are here to enforce parking vio4. The night that I thought Dooley got arrested for talking to trees on Main Street. I still think
worse, all the way up to Jack lations. If you think about it,
that's the real story!
Stadium with four or five they are mostly concerned with
3. Dooley knew I was going to throw this in somewhere, so I guess this is as good a place as any.
the latter. If they have nothing Let's just say Dooley threw a little party one night, called my house, and was a little, uh, anxious for
heavy loads to bring home?
The purpose of the average better to do than fine students
me to attend. That's all I have to say about that.
police force is to provide safety for violations that they create,
2. Anyone who will subject themselves not only to sitting through a 2 Vj hour Aerosmith concert
to the community. I personally
we need to rethink their purwith me, but also driving me to and from the concert in State College as I sing along to all my favorite
know members of the police pose. Something definitely has
Aerosmith songs definitely has a special place in my heart. Thank s Dooley! And yes, Steven Tyler
force and they are great and to be changed on campus.
was pointing at me!
As students of this universicaring individuals. However,
1. And my number one favorite memory of Sean Dooley is...when he begged me for weeks to
we are paying thousands of ty, WE run the school, we fund
write a He Said She Said about contraception, and actually ate a cricket to get me to agree to do it.
dollars for their salary, seemthe programs, and we definitely What a sicko! I hope it was worth it!
ingly so that we can be billed don't have to be used by the
Well Dooley, it's been real, it's been fun, but I can't say it's been real fun. (Just kidding!) Good
system.
further for parking "violaluck in your future. I hope you follow the yellow brick road to wherever your dreams may take you.
tions".

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recognize and thank the following students for their
service, dedication and commitment to our efforts
and their University. We have had an outstanding
year, again, and these individuals have played an
enormous role in our success. Good Luck to those
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Senior art students showed their works during an
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"Anthromaton" by Aaron Held. To the right is part of
"The Core," a series by Autumn Good.

Campus Craze celebrates Mardi Gras style
Jessica Leshin
The Eagle Eye
No more pencils, no more
books and certainly no more
teachers' dirty looks! The end of
the semester is here and summer is
fast approaching, the weather has
turned from snowstorms to swimsuit weather.
To celebrate the coming of the
end ofthe school year as well as to
relieve some pent up semester
stress, the Student Cooperative

Council (SCC) with the help of
Haven Activities Council (HAC)
held its annual Campus Craze this
past Friday May25th .The theme

this year was Mardi Gras and the
student recreation center was
transformed into a New Orleans
Mardi Gras celebration, complete
with bead tossing and blaring
music.
"This year I really tried to get
toys and games that people would
want to play on several times, not
just something that they would
want to do just once, but something that they would want to continue doing and would have fun
every time they did it," Rachel
Stroheckerof thc SCC said.

Students enjoyed several activities such as car smashing, a giant
moon bounce obstacle course, Say

What karaoke, a bungee trampoline, boxing with oversized boxing
gloves, and the chance to test their
skills on a mechanical bull. Dan
Weaver, a freshman said, "This
was my first year going to Campus
Craze, I had a lot of fun, especially riding the mechanical bull, I
think I am ready for the rodeo
now!"
Students could also pose for a
picture with their friends or their
special someone in front of a
painted mural of the infamous

geous mural and get a couple of
Polaroid cameras, we (SCC) just
wanted to give students a great
way to remember the night by,"
Strohecker said.
The SCC designed all of the
scenery, going along with they
theme of Mardi Gras and were
able to obtain many door prizes
with the help of Pepsi, the Lock
Haven bookstore and Domino's.
"I was really excited about this
year's, Campus Craze," Strokecker
said, "I thought that it went really

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well and that it was a great success, I hope that everyone had a
great time and is looking forward

"We really wanted to give students
something to remember the night
by, so we decided to paint this gor-

to next year's Campus Craze."

Finals week poses every
college student a very difficult question; study or slack?
For those out there who
choose the former option,
kudos to you; you are most
certainly among the noblest of
mankind and surely have
flocks of angels surrounding
you at all times and stations
along with having a shiny
halo of your own to match.
For the rest of you who
choose the latter option, at
least you should take care to
slack in an entertaining and
enlightening way. In that like
spirit, I provide a list of cinema that I humbly call "The
greatest movies ever to ignore
life by".
Rat Race: Granted, I
never will and never can
make a place in the Oscarific
canon for this film. However,
if the goal is pure belly laughs
in the quickest fashion
known, I haven't been able to
beat this film. Watch out for
the Barbie museum.
The Lord of the Rings:
The Fellowship of the Ring:
I've always been of the opinion that some classes are composed more of fantasy than
reality to begin with. If you're
going to skip studying, might

as well do it to a fantasy that's
actually entertaining (not to
mention epic, beautiful, and
intelligent)
The Wall: Simple surrealism done un-simply. Still
can't figure out a plot, but it's
always interesting to look at.
Mulholland Drive: See
The Wall.
Shrek: How they slipped
so much adult oriented material into a kids film I'll never
figure out, even if I live to see
peace in the Middle East.
The Godfather: Parts I
and II: The Great American
Movies.
For engrossing
scope, characters, and acting,
you will never ever be able to
do any better even if you were
to live to see peace and prosperity in the Middle East (I
may have a prejudice on this
film being half Neapolitan,
but ignore that if you will).
I can think of few better
ways to escape from reality
than to escape from reality
inside fantasy of whatever
type or stripe. In the cinema,
the old children's song is
entirely correct; "Merrily,
merrily, merrily, merrily, life
is but a dream."

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May 2, 2003

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Dwyer, Repard named PSAC Athletes of the Week
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LOCK HAVEN

Megan in the victory against East
Dwyer, a senior attacker on the Stroudsburg.
She led the Lady Eagles
lacrosse team (8-7, 3-3 PSAC),
with
three goals and an assist
was selected as the PSAC
against
Mercyhurst.
Lacrosse Player of the Week
leads the PSAC and
Dwyer
for games ending April 27.
is
ranked
second
in the country
Dwyer helped lift Lock
with
5.53
points
per game
Haven to a 2-0 week including
49
and 34
coming
goals
off
of
a conference win over East
assists
for
a
total
of
83
points.
Stroudsburg University, 15-11,
This season alone, she
and a win over No. 10-ranked
broke
the LHU single season
Mercyhurst College, 9-7.
assists
record and has moved
The senior attacker scored
to
up
rank
third on the school's
a total of 12 points with six
all-time
scorers
chart with 133
goals, including the tying and
career
goals.
go-ahead goals, and six assists
Heath Repard. a junior on

the baseball team, was selected
as the PSAC Western Division
Pitcher of the Week for games
thru April 27.
Repard, a junior lefthander.
went 2-0 to help LHU play to a
3-2 ledger over the past week.
He gave up just one run
and four in his two starts.
Repard threw a complete-game
one-hitter against Edinboro
University, leading the Bald
Eagles to a 9-0 win.
He came back to throw 5.0
innings in an 11-1 victory over

recorded 15 strikeouts, including eight in the win against
Edinboro.
Repard leads LHU with a
3.79 earned run average and
has a team-best 55 strikeouts.
He is 5-5 on the season,
having tallied five complete

Clarion University.
Over the two games Repard

University on Sal., May 3,

games and one shutout victory.
Thc baseball team is 15-22
overall and 6-12 in the PSAC

West.
The Bald Eagles have one
more doublehcader remaining,
a trip to Slippery Rock

Heath Repard

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starting at 5 p.m.

Intramural dodgeball goes undefeated, 16-0
LOCK HAVEN The intra

mural dodgeball season has officially ended by nameing Team
Donkey Puchers intramural

dodgeball champion.
The Donkey Punchers started
out the season with high expectations. Team captain Jason Kline
said "I knew we had what it took

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would be as good as they were."
The season started a few
months ago. The league consisted
of seven teams, each desperately
fighting to be crowned intramural
dodgeball champions.
Team Donkey Puchers went
through the regular season with
little trouble. No one seemed to

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pose a threat to them. "We went
intoevery game knowing we were
the best. We just had to play like
it," said Bob Mazzola.
Winning all 14 regular season
games, Team Donkey Punchers
went into the play-offs with a first
round bye and a load of confidence. "We had already played
everyone before and beat them,
we had no reason to think any
team would beat us," said Katie
Taylor.
Awaiting thc winner of round
one. Team Donkey Puchers had a
feeling they would be playing
Sigma Pi. "We just had a feeling
that they would win," said Kline.
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match-up.
Team Donkey Puchers had to
wait one week after their semi-

Thundering T-bags. The championship was scheduled to take
place immediataley following the
semi-final. Ramrod ended up
coming from a two games to one
deficite to win tree games to two.
Now it was championship
time. "We thought Ramrod was

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earn Bradley Award
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us. We held strong throughout the
seaon. Even though people think
it's just intramurals, we take it as a
varsity sport," said Kathleen

Custer.
Team Donkey Puchers made
history by being the first LHU
intramural team to go undefeated.
"Our coaches led us to san undefeated season. Thank God for
great coaching," said Melissa
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LHU Sports
Year in Review

2003

page 7

Softball ends season, splits with Edinboro
Jared Guest
Staff Reporter

against Clarion, Lynn
Spiezio stole a base and
went 2 for 3.
On the mound, Shuey
The softball team closed
lasted 4.2 innings.
(6-11)
out the season by splitting
Edinboro (16Against
doubleheaders
against
7-11
West), the
20,
PSAC
Edinboro and Clarion.
got both RBI's from
Haven
Last
Friday,
they
dropped to Edinboro 3-2 in Jocelyn Tutrani, as she went
nine innings and won the 2 for 4.
As a team, they only
second 13-5.
six hits, as
registered
Saturday against the
Edinboro
would
win the
Golden Eagles of Clarion
first
game.
(16-20, 10-10 PSAC West),
Deitrick went the disthey were victorious 4-2,
tance,
but the Fighting Scots
but lost the finale 1-0.
knocked
nine hits offher.
LHU finished the seaThe
winner came
game
son at 13-21, 8-12 PSAC
when Jo Kennedy (6-6) batWest, placing fourth.
Deitrick (5-5) pitched ted in Jen Jones. Kennedy
the entire game, letting by picked up the win for
six hits. Lynnette Murray Edinboro.
LHU responded in the
had a two RBI hit.
second
game as they poundJanet Paterson and
out
17
ed
hits and scored 13
Amanda Sheets both went 2
runs.
for 3.
Edinboro quickly went
In the second game
up 3-0 after two innings, but

the Haven matched it by
scoring three or more runs
from the fourth on.
Three Eagles had two
RBI's each including,
Courtney Hughes, Murray
and Paterson.
Murray went 4 for 5 and
scored three times. Heather
Johnson, Colleen Welsh and
Spiezio each batted in a run.
Shuey earned the win
after pitching four innings.
She gave up three runs on
four hits.
The Fighting Scots
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Only five ofthe 13 runs
were earned.

Jennifer Ronald went 2
for 3 with three RBI's. Erin
Leveille
and Andrea
Palmieri each added a RBI.
The losing pitcher, Kim
Fleissner (3-5) let up 14
hits, 10 runs but only half
were earned.

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Senior Angie Gula slides in safe for the Haven last season. The Lady Eagles finished
their 2003 campaign at 13-21.

Relays finish in top ten at Penn
Both 4x400
teams claim

fourth place
Jaralai Powell
Sports Editor
The

men's

and

women's relay team both

Photo courtesy of Sports Information

Job Webster ran the lead leg of the fourth place 4x400 meter
relay team at the Penn Relays, with a time of 3:16.96.

had an impressive weekend at the Penn Realys.
Three relay teams placed
in the top ten; including
two women's teams and

one men's team.

For the women, the
trio of junior, Melissa
Namey, and seniors,
Sandy Ritz and Jennifer
Farrow placed in both the
4x100 and the 4x100.
In thc 4x400, senior
Erica Aagre rounded out
the team which finished
in a time of 4:03.44.
Joining the 4x100
wasfreshman,
Justina
Hollenbach who helped
the realy team clock at
time of 49.75.
Those times were
good enough for the Lady

Eagles to finish fourth in
the 4x400 and sixth in the

Baseball drops Clarion, 11-1
LOCK HAVEN

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The five runs in the first and
baseball team (15-22, 6-12 another seven in the bottom
PSAC West) rebounded of the sixth frame to hand
from a 12-3 loss in the open- the Bald Eagles the 12-3
er against Clarion University loss.
Mike Frederick took the
(13-27, 7-11) to take a commanding 11-1 decision in loss, falling to 0-3 on the
season.
the nightcap.
Lock Haven made up for
The Bald Eagles committed four errors and gave things in the second game,
up 11 hits in game one's 12- out-hitting Clarion 15-5 for
3 loss versus the Golden the 11-1 victory.
Heath Repard (5-5)
Eagles.
LHU started the game in recorded the win, going five
the lead, scoring three runs innings with seven strikein the top of the first inning. outs.
Mike Vogt paced LHU
John Hanna netted a single.
at
the
plate, going 3-for-4
Matt Brown brought
with
a
run, a triple and
home
Hanna around and home on
three
RBI.
a deep single.
Aaron Neideigh was 2Brown,
who
had
advanced to second on thc for-4 with an RBI and Matt
throw to home, was able to Brown matched his firstgame output, going 2-for-3.
score after Mike Vogt conThe Bald Eagle baseball
nected for a long single base
team
has one conference
hit.
doubleheader
remaining and
Two big innings by
out
to Slippery
travel
will
Clarion stopped the momenRock
on Sat.,
University
tum in itstracks, however, as
for
a
5
twinbill.
May
3,
p.m.
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back form a half time
deficit to outscore No.
10 ranked Meryhurst
College ( 7-7) in the
second half and grab
the 9-7 victory.
Senior
attacker
Megan Dwyer got three
goals and an assist
while the Haven keeper
Amy Reechberg posted
eight saves in the second half to help limit
Meryhurst to just two
goals in the final period.
Lock Haven had
fallen behind by three
goals, 5-2 after the first
thurty minuets of play.
The Lady Eagles
offense would then
answer by kicking into
a higher gear along with
the help of their
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Senior Jocelyn Held

both teams are looking
for their second PSAC
title this year.

However as LHU ond-year head coach
scored seven goals Kristen Geissler was a
wn jie allowing just two student-athlete on the
lacrosse team.
over that stretch.
The Lady Eagles
Dwyer paced LHU
wm t three goals and an had a three-goal deficit
assist, while Katie to fight entering into
Stewartz and Amy the second half after
Richter both registered Philadelphia
scored
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Anne Marie Ritzell to close out the first
notched a goal and a set half.
of assists, and Laura
LHU had cut the
Luchetto also pocketed lead to just one with a
one goal.
goal by Richter in the
Laura Carr played 44th minute, but the
the first half making Rams went on a threeAmy goal run in the next ten
one
stop.
Rechenberg entered for minutes to stretch out
the second half, picking the lead once again,
Richter scored again
up eight saves in teh
winning effort.
with five minutes to go,
and Strizki tacked on
Following information another goal in the final
provided by Sports minute but could not
bridge the gap and
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ended on the low end of
the 11-9 score.
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Richter paced LHU
The lacrosse team (8-8,
3-3 PSAC) concluded w tn f°ur goals and an
its season on the road at assist and Strizki added
Philadelphia University a Pair of goals,
Dwyer, Anne Marie
(9-6), falling 11-9 in the
and
Katie
non-conference contest. Ritzell
This is the first Lady Stewartz all added
Eagle lacrosse season at goals in the Haven's
or above .500 since effort,
ln goal, the Lady
going 7-7 in the 1996
Rechenberg
campaign. During the Eagles'
1996 season, LHU sec- went the distance with a
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Webster, sophomore,Tom
Skirvanek, junior, Jacob
Merrill and sophomore,
Anesu Mushonga registered a time of 3:16.96 in
the 4x400 to take fourth
place overall.
Individually, sophomore Chris Cowan captured twelth place in the
10,000 meters with a time
of 30:31.51.
Junior
Nick
Slotterback finished Fif-

places twentieth in the
pole vault at 10'4".
The
men's
and
women's track team will
be in action at home
Saturday at the LHU
Qualifier for a final
chance to qualify for the
PSAC Championships.
The
PSAC
Championships will be
held at Jack Stadium,
May 7-10.
The women will be
looking to defend their
2002 outdoor title and

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