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EAGLE E
Volume 42, Number 13

Friday, May 1, 1992

Cancellation controversy

Spangler made Piscopo decision
by Emilee Groce
Eagle Eye Editor in chief
The recent cancellation of the SCC's one
concert for this year has students wondering
why comedian Joe Piscopo's performance
was canceled by his agent due to "U'ansportation and technical difficulties."
Contrary to diat statement made by Student Activities Director Leiand Spangler,
Piscopo's agent did not make the decision
to cancel just 48 hours before last Friday's
performance.
"The decision to request cancellation was
made by Spangler, dien brought to certain
members of die SCC," said Dr. Joseph Marron, dean of student affairs.
When asked about the cancellation, SCC
Social Committee Chairperson Sophiny Pek
expressed her regret and said "It was a mutual decision between myself, Leiand Spangler and [former SCC President] Kelly
Beck."
While Spangler cited the fact that most

performers have an escape clause built into only 10 days to advertise for the show and
their contracts, Marron said this cancella- sell the 2000 tickets needed to break even.
tion "had nothing to do with an escape "Mr. Piscopo does not have a history of
clause built into Piscopo's contract ... We having problems with selling a large numwould not have negotiated a setUement with ber oftickets,"said Marron.
Mr. Piscopo if he had canceled the show."
Approximately 200 of those tickets were
That bill could have topped almost sold. "Regardless of the ticket count," he
$30,000 because the concert was canceled said, "The questions here that need to be
from the university's end of the contract, asked are: when was the final decision
but student affairs officials stepped in and made to sponsor this event... was the lead
negotiated with Piscopo's agent Wednesday time sufficient for the proper publicity?"
afternoon and saved the SCC approximately He went on to say that while the ads prepared by die Public Relations department
$15,000.
According to former SCC Vice President were first rate, he did not feel that a period
Dave Keenan, Spangler seemed cautious of ten days was sufficient to advertise iot a
about losing money when the suggestion to show of this magnitude.
sign Piscopo was brought up.
"We are fcMtunate that die final bill will
The search for a musical performer began be between ten thousand and fifteen thoulast semester, said Keenan, but due to die sand dollars.
inability of the SCC to agree on one per"There was supposed to be more attenformer, il was well into this semester before tion and advising in this situation," said
the decision to book a comedian was made.
Marron. "The situation is being dealt widi
When the details were wrapped up for die in an appropriate manner," he said, but
Piscopo show, Pek and University Public would not elaborate, citing personnel confiRelations Director Deborah Jackson had dentiality.

PUB opening delayed until June
by Troy Derkos
Eagle Eye News Reporter
While yesterday was die date slated for
die opening of die new PUB addition unanticpated problems have forced a sizable de-

lay.
According to Dave Proctor, director of facilities and planning, everything was running as planned but because of the lack of
an occupancy permit issued by the Department of Labor Industry, the operation will
have to be delayed.

Construction is still pending on the PUB (photo by Travis Prebble).

The project operates in two phases. The
first phase is the completion and the move
into of die new PUB. The second phase is
the demolition and reconstruction of the old
PUB.
Since there is no legal contract for date of
completion of either phase. Proctor said the
contractor is not at fault/or the delay.
The primary reason for the delay is the
contractor must supply a total of 76 doc»'S.
Twelve of these must have glass panels and
slatted air vents for fire safety.
The contractor should have gotten approval from the architect or from Proctor
about the doors. The contractor did not get
die approval from eidier person and proceeded to purchase the new doors from another vendor.
The other vendor was not authorized to
label the doors. Proctor stated. The 12
doors were not fire-aided and therefore the
Department of Labor Industry refused to issue an occupancy permit.
There are other minor problems that
thwarted the opening of the PUB, such as
the drains being cast iron instead of nickel
and bronze and slight problems widi the
tiles. Proctor does not seethese as major
obstacles.
Proctor is not upset with the mild delay,
and he expects the project to be completed
around June 15.

16 pages

Campus community
stands up against
sexual violence
by Alysia Moticha
Eagle Eye News Reporter
University students and community
members joined together on Russell
Hall lawn Thursday night for a 'Take
Back the Night" celebration to fight
against sexual violence.
State Representative Michael K. Hanna urged listeners in his keynote address
to push for an overhaul of all sexual assault laws. He said that a new legislative bill would help ensure the protection of victims from their abusers.
Leslie Miller, director of the Women's
Center said that Hanna received a grant
diat totaled a litde over $42,000 for die
Women's Center that would help install
two new staff members and a new office in Renovo.
Dr. Linda Koch, vice president of student affairs and the newest member of
die board of directors for die Women's
Center, spoke about her own suffering
and how she wants to help odiers
through Uieir own struggle..
Trusting others, working out anger,
and reminding yourself that you can
change are just some of the many ways
to face diese everyday challenges, she
said.
Sandy Suydam, a sexual abuse counselor at die Women's Center, informed
die audience of die steps that are taken
by victims to gain control of dieir lives.
Suydam tearfully introduced two victims of sexual abuse who shared stories
about their experiences. Another victim
could not be present because of threats
from her abuser, so her stoiy was told
by a friend.
Dr. Karen Elias, Rape Task Force advisor read three poems, one which she
audiored, containing su-ong messages
about violence.
Phil Reeder and Craig Bowman accompanied the celebration with music
in order to inspire the crowd.
Overall, he is pleased with die project.
"The demolition of the bottom part of the
old PUB was supposed to begin in May,
but they were ahead of schedule and it
began in late January.
The old building was only 21,000
square feet and the new one is 40,(X)0
square feet, so this one is twice as big,"
Proctor said.
According to Proctor, the demolition of
the top half of the old building has just
begun and it should be done some time in
June.
'The building is 98 percent done right
now."

2 Eagle Eye Thursday, May 1,1992

OPINIOMEDITORIAL

Administration: please consider
re-colonization of Sigma Pi

From the Editor's desk

Dear Editor,
As a member of die not-so-well publicized "Beta Omega Club," I would like to
express my sincere concern for the university's treatment of our group and other organizations.
For the past five years, our organization
has sought to re-colonize as Sigma Pi, a
Gredc organization barred from this institution. I feel diat while the university may
have had reason to bar diis fraternity from
Lock Haven, any current prejudices against
our i}gw. organization are unfounded and
generally unfair.
I would like to bring this to the attention
of the student body in order to gain a small
amount of respect and honesty from the administration. Despite the wide variety of
philandiropy projects and community service that we have completed (often with resistance from the university), we continue
to encounter the same bureaucracy and deceit that so many small campus organizations find aggravating.
I ask that we be honesUy considered for
a definite decision on our re-colonization.
I would like a straight answer of "Yes, we
will recognize you" or "No, we will not"
Perhaps 1 ask in vain. I have faidi diat my
dedication to our cause is warranted, that
our character is strong, and that the true
spirit of Greek organizations, brother/
sisterhood and harmony, will overcome injustice and stoicism.
Thank you for your consideration,
David A. Glass

"SPOT THE FAKE AD"
We'd like to diank all of you who
played "Spot The Fake Ad" this semester. We couldn't have done it without
you. We also hope you've enjoyed it as
much as we have!
Congratulations to all our winners during die spring 1992 semester. And diis
semester's last winner in "Spot The Fake
Ad" is:

Dunja Sepcic
Congratulations!

Speaking from a graduating senior's
point of view, the four years I have studied at LHU have been money well spent. I
can say that it was greatest experience in
my life and I want to thank those who
made it possible: my family, my friends
and die people at tiiis institution.
1 have seen many changes during my
stay, bodi in myself and in the University.
Compared to the past, many of you have
no idea how lucky you are. Improvements could be made, but couldn't you
make improvements in yourself?
I have nothing but praise for the people
at this institution, though some will scoff
at that statement. I got exactly what I
wanted out of this institution because I
was willing to go for it myself. When I
came to Lock Haven I was a follower. I
became a leader to myself and to those

Fair response to previous letter requested
Dear Dr. Campbell:
Enclosed, please find a copy of my letter
in response to Michelle Kramer's letter in
the February 14di, 1992 issue of the Eagle
Eye.
The subject of my letter is homophobia
at LHU. The 200 word minimum published in the logo block of the Eagle Eye
is insufficient for me to address the issues
brought by Miss Kramer. My letter is exactly 2250 words long. I have taken critical time away from my studies to write
this letter. Although not in journalistic
style, it is a well written letter and in my
opinion, merits full print. It expresses my
perspective of LHU as an openly gay student, and responds to some of Miss Kramer's assertions.
You should know that it has been
brought to my attention that some Eagle
Eye editorial staff have stated that no opposing views or responses to Miss Kramer's letter will be published. Given the
fact diat Miss Kramer is on die staff of the
Eagle Eye, and g^ven the fact diat die Eagle Eye is a division of the corporate Body
of die SCC, a body which receives public
and private funds, I see an ethical and possibly legal dilemma for the University or
the SCC if a fair response is not afforded

The Eagle Eye staff would like
to wish everyone ludic on their
finals! Have a great summer!
Eagle Eye

News Editors
Sue H«intzclnian
Ken Newquist
Advertising Manager
Rachel HosterrnBn
Cias.iified.f Editor
Kristin Joscph,wn

around me by making my own choices.
Carpe diem, my friends, seize the day. If
you don't, someone else will.
In all die diings I do, I try to make a difference. I'd like to diiidc I have. The newspaper looks better than ever, it has earned
a first place from the American Scholastic
Press Association and a second place from
die American Collegiate Press. I think
that's pretty dam hot. Many thanks and
warm fuzzies to a an excellent staff and
adviser, my senior year has been more fun
than work.
I will miss all of you that have been such
an integral part of my life for four years.
To those who will carry on the torch: remember to serve and inform.
God bless die class of 1992.
-Emilee Groce,
outgoing Editor in Chief

Lock Haven University
Lock Haven, P.A 17745
(717) 893-23.^1
Editor in Chief
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Sport.1 Editor
SiMva U^i^
Pkrjtographv Editor
Travis Prcbbk

Features Editors
Dougie Bicket
tx>ri Packer
Sates Ma/iager
John Haddanl
Circulation

Advisor
Dr. Dov^iu S. Campbell

Michflk" Kriiiri(.'i

The Eagle £>«. ofli«ial newspaper of Lodk Haven Vi^etaity, i&twbli^ed weddy bttecotdtactt
with the University calettditr. 'Rife ttttieles. Opinions, pictures iaui layAUtof the £d^/^ Eye are the
respomibiUiy of the editwisl staff and do not reflect (he views of tJNe studentti; the faculty or the
admiflistrauon unless specified,
letters to the editor are due live day before publicaUon » nqon. AU led«si¥ should be typ^d^ up
longer than 2(X) words add njija; inclode writer's signature and ph the right to e/iil copy fur lihel, taste, ^ l e aifd L^gth.
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to gay students or odiers who wish to
spesdc on dieir behalf in opposition to Miss
Kramer's assertions. You should be aware
that die gay students on this campus have
had problems before requiring the intervention of the previous minority affairs director and university administration officials to save the SCC from potential legal
problems. Therefore, the publication of
my letter is of critical importance to the
university community.
If all opposing points of view are to be
censored on diis issue, and if 1 see no printed response to Miss Kramer's letter by the
end of the semester, then you. Dr. Campbell, as the advisor to the Eagle Eye axe
being requested by me in advance to notify
the administrator of the SCC, die staff of
the Eagle Eye or their attorney that I will
be expecting a written explanation fully
oudining the Eagle Eye's editorial justification and legal grounds for refusing to
print opposing viewpoints to Miss Kramer's letter.
Very Sincerely,
Jude R. Montarsi
Eds note: For an opposing view to Ms.
Kramer's letter please see the April 17
issue. Also, please see the April 24 issue.
I believe your letter appears.

Biblical support of
homosexuality refuted
To die Editor:
This letter is written in response to
Jude Montarsi's leuer from die April 24,
1992 issue of the Eagle Eye. It was insinuated diat today's translations of die
Bible don't hold true to the original manuscripts. Each of us has a choice whether or not to believe in God and His
Word, but, if God exists, don't you think
that He would have the power to protect
His own words through many transla
tions? Through many passages (Deuteronomy 4:2, 12:32; Proverbs 30:6; Gal
latians 3:15; and Revelation 22:18-19)
God makes it clear that He will not toler
ate the adulteration or contradiction of
His laws.
As for Mr. Montarsi's "three separate
versions of Genesis," these are not separate "versions"- they are different verses! This does not prove that translations
of the Bible contradict each other. Literally interpreting those three verses (Genesis 1:26, 27, 31) Mr. Montarsi argues
that since God created Man in His divine
image and God found that everydiing He
made was good, diis means that homosexuality is an aspect of His Divine Plan.
Following diat logic, what do we take
hterally-nothing, everything, or just the
points on which we agree? Picking and
choosing doesn't seem correct; it's all or
nothing. If we take those three verses
literally, then we must take the verses
on homosexuality literally. There are
quite a few, and die language used in
those verses isn't figurative. (See also
Old Testament account of Sodom and
Gomorrah in Genesis 19:1-29; Judges
19:22-13; and Romans 1:26-27).
I would like to make it clear that aldiough I do not judge or condemn Mr.
Montarsi for his lifestyle, I am offended
diat he uses the Bible to support it. As a
Christian, I am called to love people unconditionally as Jesus does, but that does
not mean I have to approve of their actions.
I sincerely challenge you to look up all
diese references for yourselves including
Malachi 2:17, Matdiew 15:9, Hebrews
4:12-13, and John 3:16.
Sincerely,
Jennifer Alwine

Eagle Eye adviser responds to letter sent by Montarsi
To the Editor:
This letter was written back to Mr. Montarsi:
I am not quite sure why you sent me a
copy of your letter written in response to
Ms. Michelle Kramer's letter printed recendy in die Eagle Eye. I can say diat
whoever told you no (^posing views would
be {Minted is clearly wrong since an opposing view was printed the very next issue after Ms. Kramer's letter was printed.
I can also tell you diat die United States
Supreme Court has ruled that newspapers
cannot be required to publish opposing
views. You may be enlightened by reading
Miami Herald v. Tornillo, 418 US 241
(1974). The Court said there diat a newspaper is more than a passive conduit for news,
comment, and advertising. The choice of
what is printed in a newspaper is a matter of
editorial judgment.
In addition, I am informing you diat I
shall not notify die SCC, die Eagle Eye
staff or anyone else that you expect a written explanation about any activity of the

Eagle Eye. As a firm believer in die First
Amendment, 1 do not intend to force a student editor to print a letter she does not
wish to print. She may print or not print
your letter as she sees fit, and 1 will support
her decision, whatever it might be.
Moreover, a policy requiring letters to be
limited to 200 words is certainly not unreasonable. If she asks for my advice, you
should know that I will advise her not to
print your letter unless it conforms in all
ways-including a lengdi of no more dian
200 words-with our stated policies.
Thank you for your interest in the Eagle
Eye. I \\ap& you continue to write letters to
the editor, letters that conform to our policies. I am eager to see a variety of viewpoints expressed in these letters, but I am
not interested in seeing one person attempt
to dominate precious news space that is in
very high demand.
Cordially,
Douglas S. Campbell
Faculty Adviser to the Ea^le Eve

NEWS
Police Beat
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Law Enforcement would Hke
t o w»ni $tiifteitt$ tb8t $rim
May 4 Ibie r^dirfaced.
This m^aiOs
that tiiere.wiii be restricted or
non«ext$tant {larking. They ask
students to load their vehicles
early to aviod problems. They
tried to reschedule the resurfacing date, but the contract
had already been si^ed« Law
Enforcement apologizes for
this inconvience.

Friday,May 1,1992 EagieEye

3

House Representative to lead Commencement
The Honorable Dwight Evans, state represenative for the 203rd District of Pennsylvania, will present the keynote address at
the University's 115th Commencement excercises at Hubert Jack Stadium, Satiu'day,
May 9 at 10:30 a.m.
The Majority Appropriations Committee
Chairman, Evan has served in die Pennsylvania House of Represenatives since 1980,
helping to lead debate and shape issues that
have had a direct impact on Fliiladelphia
County.
In 1990, Evans' Democratic colleagues
elected him chairperson of the House MajcMity Appropriations Committee which
oversees legislation that has a flscal impact
on the state and helps devise die yearly
state budget As chairperson, Evan has tremendous influence over how the Common-

wealth spends billions of taxpayers' dollars.
During his tenure in the House of Representatives, Evans has advocated legislatiion
diat has helped poor, homeless, minorities,
children and the business community.
Honored by numerous organizations for
his professional and community-related endeavors, Evans is the recipient of numerous
community service awards, including the
Philadelphia Urban League Service Award
an the Pennsylvania Association of Child
Care Agencies Service Award.
Evan wUl address die importance of community involvement in his Commencement
speech, encouraging University graduates
to advance the cause of humanity through
community leadership. In die event of bad
weadier. Commencement will be held in
Thomas Fieldhouse.
State Rep. Dwight Evans (photo courtesy Public Relations).

Disorderly conduct; Ai>*^ 2S. An
RA in cme of the residence Mti& reptxAfhat ooe reskieot was am$ ioticl mi
dbscaod imgioAge. Charg&» tat ptsnAlag oa the CQni|detion of this case.
Qrlittfioiid; misdiiet: April 28, Astu<^
.$^% ««tta«i) Fibici9| Ai«» 9 only *i»
fuid some iii^k» listoe his lotdtod vcJu>>
cle. th«iJ»afe»i^0ut by April Miller
xan j»cr(m die strttet tOelx ^&«wm^ Eagle Eye News reporter
teish«nd water Uirc»i^lO!tttdM$«tt^Thi$l
{:{E$e^i$ still under investig^tyn.
Tthttttt April 27. An Oflt-^CfttDpus staff
SCC funded clubs and organizations have
member repeated that iheir ditecfc, in
been
shocked by the size (or lack thereoO
thea«»o«otof$H>JS(},AV8s«l<*wi. Tim
of their budgets for next year.
ca^ k stilt being iiiivesagitteiii
Accident: April 27. A vehtele bockAccwding to Steve Stephenson, SCC
ing out of a paddng sp^ al StUtivaik
Treasurer, no favoritism was shown toward
Haii struck a Law Enforcement crvdsany club or organization. Some budgets
o's front 'Wheel The person was cited
were cut and some were increased.
oa limitations on backing.
Stephenson said the reason for some of
|>i$«r Iftforcetnentt is investigating a <;ase
the cuts was because the clubs/
were a sttui^tt was poundii]^ JBK) idetorganizations need to become more active.
iRft O) a ittm. Chatg!S& are pending 00 ihb &tm- Because the number of SCC funded clubs
and organizations has grown they must be
pletionoffliec^c
evaluated
as to what they are going to fund,
Assault: April 25. A tonfronlation
according
to Stephenson.
between two roomm^es ?ndcd with
one lownmate huung the ofiier below
Joy Rett, president of the Athletic Trainthe ^e^ cati$ing swciting^ The victim
ers Club, said that their complaint was that
wa» tsikm to Lock Haveo Hospital,
die SCC did not know enough about their
Ihijt caMi is stilt under investigaticm>
club.
Crfmtnat wilsehicf; April Z4. l^w
B^CfKXseoiat Is itivestlgatmg a case oi While last year they received approxicnminal nu^chiei thiM oa^imed in the mately $2000, approximately $460 was almeiu ba^hnxan ia dte ^Mff utm in
lotted to their budget at the original 1992]&»tlyiMi. Hite w^i towels weie torn
aft Ihe wall awl the ttash caos nw^
damaged, ffaeeottof ihedttoiaj^has
not yet been ^tiunat^d^ ^84 Ihis «^(SB i$
stilt uttdet Mv«^gat$(Hi.
liarrasslng call$: April 23. A resident in rasslngplKHte calls. This ease ss utid^
by Dirk Weaver
investigation.
Eagle Eye News Reporter

Creativity, community
appeal lacking in SCC clubs
93 budget meetings.
Rett said they set up a second meeting
with the SCC. and showed Stephenson that
diey had done much service for die community. After die second meeting widi Stephenson they were allocated approximately
$1,450 according to Rett.
Rett admitted that die biggest problem
with their budget cuts was because the SCC
was not aware of their volunteer wcM-k with
the community, and next year they plan to
work closer with the SCC.
She commented that to make up for the
money diey lost in die cut, diey are planning to do a lot of fundraising.
Stephenson said diat currently die clubs
and organizations are not doing as much in
the way of fundraisers as they could. According to Stephenson, the clubs/
organizations need to be "creative" in their
fundraising ideas.
Stephenson also commented that the SCC
would like the clubs' and organizations' activities to be open to everyone at the University.

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Owl-Byte soars onto phone lines
The new Owl-Bytebook cataloging system at Stevenson Library which has been
operational since February 1992 is now accessable both on and off campus via computer.
In order to gain entty to die public access
catalog you must fu-st have an account on
the system. By dialing (717) 893-2291 and
set the modem to 2400 or 1200. Use full
duplex, eight data, one stopbit and no parity. At the prompt for Eagle log-in simply

enter "si pac" and hit the enter key. After
entering their passwords, students can get
into the system.
To quit the Owl-Byte system, students
must enter "later" at the main menu.
Questions or difficulties can be referred to
the the computing center at 893-2286.
According to Robert Bravard, director of
library services, the Owl-Byte System became fully operational in February after
eight years of work. He said 10 minutes after the system was up and running, students were already exploring die capabilities of Owl-Byte.

(well, maybe not, but wouldn't it
be an improvement?)
Now that we've go you tricked
into reading this ad...
The Eagle Eye is looking for
cartoonists next year. Interested
artists should submit samples to
our office in the basement of
Russell Hall (Room 18) by today
(May 1st). It can be political, satirical, or a Garfield wanna be,
as long as it's a cartoon.

4 EagUEye Friday, May 1,1992

NEWS

Around campus in 2.9 seconds

University Briefs
The initiation ceremony held at Mill
Hall Elementary School honored diree
educators from Lock Haven University.
D. Marie Bernhardt of Lock Haven, is the
Catholic campus minister at Lock Haven
University, Dr. Carl Camein of Mill Hall
serves as an assistant professor of geology, and Carla Langdon is the tutorial coordinator and instructor.
The initiation was followed by a dinner
and a program about die Educational
Foundation of Phi Delta Kappa.

OKO welcomes 35
new members
Thirty-five of die highest-ranking juniors and seniors at Lock Haven University were recently inducted into Phi Kappa
Phi (OK4>), a national scholastic honor
society which selects members from all
academic disciplines.
To qualify for membership, juniors
must rank in the topfivepercent of their
class; seniors, the top ten percent. Members of the Lock Haven ch^ter must
have a QPA of at least 3.S.
Students accqiting invitations to join
K were Darla Aron, Tara Caimi,
Bonnie Colantoni, Alisa Crowder, Cathy
Cummings, Bobbie Dash, Michael Davidson, Deborah Daywalt, Denise DeLuca, Barbara Descavish, Rhonda Getgen,
Jennie Groover, He Yue, Lori Houser,
Denise Illes, Janet Kodak, Dale McCall,
Esdier Oakley, and Penny Packer.
Also inducted were Michelle Rearick,
Kristina Rodgers, Tracey Rouse, Kathryn Schmidt, Kelly SchoU, Dunja Sepcic,
Marie Skweir, Angela Smidi, Paula
Swanger, Rhonda Swishwer, Marcia
Tietbohl, Fusae Toma, Donald Underdonk 111, Jonathan Weader, Amy Yorks,
and Sidi Yu.
Faculty intitates were Dr. Bradley
Black, professor and chairman of the department of motor performance, and I>r.
Janet Gross, dean of the College of Arts
and Science.
Dr. Lucienne deWette, president of
K^, presented honor awards to the two
Lock Haven University sophomores widi
the highest academic averages in their respective colleges: Eleni Anaftaniou in
Arts and Science and Karen Augenbach
in Education and Human Serices.
Catherine Stepanski received a certificate as the chapter's nominee in the national competition for a graduate fellowship.
Professors Dorodiy and Franklin
Vaughn, recendy retired faculty memvcK, were awarded Emeriti Memberships in the society at the April 14 induction ceremony at the Masonic Temple.

-Sue Heintzelman

Law Enforcement
survey part of
five year plan

by Amy Bearfield
Eagle Eye News Reporter
Dr. Harriet Masembe, associate
I^ofessor of English, will be traveling to London in order to research the area which will be the
setting for the play she is writing
about AIDS for die London Theatre.
A social wOTker in London
commissioned Masembe to write
a play because minorities of London, as well as friends, famUies
and children who are affected by
AIDS need to gain knowledge
about HIV and the support diey
can receive.
The play "Looking Back" is the
story of four AIDS victims who
reflect on how they could have Masembe is working on a second AIDSspent the final stage of their lives related play (photo cowtesty Harriet Masembe).
if diey had known about the types
Masembe is a renowned African storytellof support groups and counseling available
for AIDS patients. Masembe hopes to er, and is currendy working on a book of
selective folktales from more than one hunmake the play into a musical.
Masembe hopes to reach all people of all dred stories which she collected last summinorities through a mixed cast because mer in her native country, Uganda. Ma"AIDS does not discriminate," said Ma- sembe returns home every summer to visit
her family and conduct research. She insembe.
Another play written by Masembe, "Widi tends to return to Uganda again diis sumMany Voices," deals with the t<^ic of mer.
She is a graduate of Makerere University,
AIDS. This play focuses on a New York
conference of Third World doctors meeting and also studied at Sheffield University,
to discuss the AIDS issues in dieir respec- England and received her doctorate in Afritive countries. Masembe said it is based on can Literature from the University of Wisconsin at Madison.
an actual meeting diat took place.

During the last few weeks the Pennsylvania State System of Higher Education
has been taking a survey of the Law Enforcement and Safety division at die University.
According to the director of Law Enforcement and Safety, Richard Hepner, j
die survey is part of a five year audit revenue program that is taking place in all 14
of Pennsylvania's state universities.
The audit program will analyze approximately seven different departments widiin
each university such as maintenance and
education, Hepner said.
The state has sent the results of the sivvey to an impartial statistician for review
and analysis. Hepner also said that the results of the survey would not be expected
for a few months.
The Eagle Eye will write a follow-up
article on die outcome of the survey, next
fall, when the results have been released.
¥(x more information on the survey you
by Jennifer Plantz
can contact Hepner at 2278.
Eagle Eye News Reporter

Brown support washes campus

-Douglas Luden

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Three educators
inducted into OAK
Six area educators, three of them from
Lock Haven University, were recently
inducted into die Lock Haven Chapter of
Phi Delta Kappa, a professional education fraternity.

Masembe to create AIDS awareness
through London commissioned play

You and your families are
cordially invited to attend an
SCC breakfast reception on
May 9 in the PUB from 8:30
a.m. to 10 a.m. Coffee, tea,
and doughnuts will be served.
|

Brown because he has proposed a flat tax
plan which would totally eUminate the 1040
tax form and impose a simple, flat 13 percent tax rate. From this percentage, some
expenses such as rent could be deducted
With the presidential primaries hitting and the tax on gas would be eliminated.
Pennsylvania earlier this week, some stuTomarelli is not alone in her campaign
dents showed their support on campus for for Brown. She, along widi 12 other studie Democratic Presidential candidate, Jer- dents, have distributed buttons and flyers on
ry Brown.
and off campus as well as setting up an inTwo weeks ago Chris Tomarelli, a fresh- formation table in Bentley Dining Hall.
man, wrote a letter to the editor of die Ea- Brown bags widi a slash through the numgle Eye urging students to support and vote bers "1040" were hung on campus to reprefor Brown.
sent die elimination of the 1040 tax forms.
An important aspect of Brown's camTomarelli said she thinks Brown is better
paign in Tomarelli's opinion is that Brown known now than he was two or diree
will not accept Political Action Commit- months ago and diat his popularity is growtees (PAC) money from interest groups.
ing. Because Brown is very supportive of
Tomarelli said Brown sets a $100 contiibu- higher education and the environment,
tory Umit to all supporters of his campaign TomareUi feels that this makes Brown and
as a way to avoid any personal influence even more favorable candidate.
diat may sway votes in his favor.
Voting is a privilege given to all citizens
"I'm really big on [die contiributory lim- of the United States and Tomarelli pointed
it], because 1 think a lot of politicians are out that it is not only important to vote, but
corrupt in that fashion," Tomarelli said.
to also know what die candidate you supTomarelli said she was also attracted to port stands for.

NEWS
Eight faculty members sweep
up SSHE development grants
by Latisha Mojica
Eagle Eye News Reporter
Eight faculty members were chosen from
a pool of 230 applicants to receive Professional Development Grants funded by the
State System of Higher Education.
Professor Paula F. Bell, Dr. Judy Brink,
Dr. Jeffrey B. Bumham, Dr. £>ougIas S.
Campbell, Dr. Mark D. Cloud, Dr. Saundra
K. Hybels, Dr. Janet Irons, and Dr. Laura
K. Lee were chosen from 230 faculty applicants from the other 13 SSHE universities.
Lock Haven University recipients comprised 10 percent of the 80 grants awarded
and were given $15,388 of die $259,196 in
funding.
"We did very, very well and we are proud
of that fact. The administration is recognizing the good work by providing funding,"
said Dr. Judy Brink, head of die local committee for SSHE and a grant recipient.
Brink, who is an assistant professor of sociology and anthropology, will be using her
grant to go to Peru and continue her research entided "Course Development Anthropology of Latin America".
Other recipients, such as Dr. Jeffrey B.
Bumham, assistant professor of histwy
and political science, will also be using his
grant award to go abroad to finish his research eiftitled "Understanding Viemam's
Historical Perspectives".
The goal of recipient Dr. Mark Cloud, assistant professor and chairperson of the psychology department, is to use his grant "to
enhance student comprehension of die subject material related to research methodology, making sure diat students get the best
opportunity to understand the concepts of

research methods." Cloud designed a computer-based tutorial to improve research
mediods.
Dr. Laura Lee, assistant professor of
chemistry and physics will use her grant to
conduct research of Five Vertex Metal
Clusters and Metal Alkylidynes.
Assistant Professor of History and Political Science Dr. Janet Irons will be revising
the complete manuscript concerning the
General Textile Strike of 1934.
Dr. Douglas Campbell, professor and
chairperson of the department of English,
journalism, and philosophy received a grant
to help him research the U.S. Supreme
Court decisions related to conflicts between
the First and Sixth Amendments.
Journalism Professor Saundra Hybels will
be developing a workshop in computerassisted reporting with the grant she received.
The criteria for the grants is based on
whether the research proposal submitted
will accomplish the SSHE's aim to attain
better teaclnng techniques and help the faculty do their jobs better. SSHE, as a result, has very strict guidelines, and the process becomes very competitive. For this
reason the university committee, comprised
of nine faculty members, goes over each*
proposal, and suggestions are made before
they are submitted to Harrisburg.
"We are proud of the accomplishments of
the faculty," said Dr. Judy Brink. "What
they do provides interesting and worthwhile research for the classroom. I am appreciative of the support given by the administration, specifically DT. Mary Pursell."
According to Dr. Janet Gross, dean of arts
and sciences, "Lock Haven University is
right up there, even though we are one of
die smallest SSHE schools."

The band wears red, white and black but
the football team wears white and maroon.
The cheerleaders wear red and while. What
are our school colors? They are maroon
and gray, right?
Wrong. Crimson and white are the university's official colors, and have been
since 1971. Most students think that the
school colors are maroon and gray since
most of the teams appear to wear those colOTS.

Most of what die university Bookstore
sells is in variations of maroon, white and
gray but accOTding to Leiand Spangler, director of student activities, die Bookstore
has to go with the current trends in fashion.
About twenty years ago, die SCC and
President Francis N. HambUn requested a
change in the school colors. According to
James Reeser, director of alumni and external relations, the alumni association and
the current students were surveyed about
die change in 1971. Out of 893 alumni
polled, all but 229 voted for die color
change to crimson and white. That caused
the official switch on June 23,1971
"That was the most alumni who had ever
voted for anything. It was well over ten

percent of the alumni, ... we probably had
about 6,000 alumni at that time.
"[But] what happened is diat we had a
lot of alumni that were upset with the
change." Many of those alumni, said
Reeser, were also large contributors to athletics, so an accent of gray added to the
crimson and white was allowed to keep
with some of the ti-adition.
The wrestling coach at that time, Todd
Eberle, went against the official colors and
purchased maroon uniforms with gray
trim. They were taken from him for a
year, according to Athletic Director Sharon Taylor. "The wrestling department felt
that we should take into consideration the
alumni's support for the old colors."
According to Reeser, while a certain
shade of crimson appears one color when
printed on a white sheet of paper, it may
turn a different shade when used to dye a
fabric. That explains the color differences
in team uniforms.
In the early 1980's, most of the uniforms
were closer to a scarlet red dian crimson,
so research began in 1983 to purchase uniforms for all the university teams that were
crimson and white, not white and varying
shades of red. In 1988, field hockey and
lacrosse were die last teams to switch over
to'the school colors as a result of allocations made earlier for new uniforms.

5

Correction
The College Issue Forum, a division of
the Honors Program, conducted a survey
on drinking habits and felt that the two pie
charts accompanying die article "Beer
goggling, alcoholism top survey list"
printed in die April 24,1992 issue did not
illustiate the purpose of their survey.
The survey showed die prevalence of
drinking among L H U students, according
to the College Issues Forum.
1

Questions

Should LHU b« • dry campus^
Should «n drMdno ago bo 21
Do you drinli
M bars^
•1 oN carritiuti paitiss'i
In t h * oorms^
ai homo?
sionaf
Do you drMi
boor?
winocdoiors?
niixod dririiit*?
hard liquor (shots}?
wins?

Quostions
Should LHU bo a dry campus?
Should ttM drinking ago bo 21
ESSyouSM.
^
atlwst
al on cafi»us panlmj
In tho dornis?
at irams?
alons?
Do you drink
boor?
winecoolors?
mixod drinks?
hard Nquor (shots)?
wiiia?

Controversy blurs official school colors
by Emilee Groce
Editor in chief

Friday,May 1,1992 EagieEye

The graphs combined die figures to
show the most widely used kinds of alcohoi and die most popular places to drink,
not the number of students that drink,
The Eagle Eye apologizes for any misunderstandingOTconfusion diese graphs
may have caused.
The following are die original graphs submitteed by die College Issues Forum,

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6 Eagle Eye Friday, May 1,1992

Eye on Life
IE^(^Efi)i}§
Sunday,
May 3
Modem Dance
Company presents
"Bridges," 8 p.m. in
Price Performance
Center. Admission
free.

Saturday,
May 9
LHU
Commencement
exercises begin at
10.30 a.m., Hubert
Jack Stadium.

Sunday,
May 10
Modier's Day!
Exams may be over,
but don't forget
poor Mom.

Sunday,
May 31
LHU Community
Chorus Spring
Musicale, Price
Performance
Center, 3 p.m.
Admission free.

Sorrv! No SCC
movies this
week.

The Eagle
Eye's Features,
Arts
and
Entertain menf
Section

Jazz at Price!
Penn State quartet pays tribute to great jazz musicians
The Dan Yoder Jazz Quartet from
Penn State performed Wednesday
night at Price PerfOTmance Center for
a lively audience.
Dan Yoder has been directOT of
jazz studies at Penn State for the past
seven years. The remainder of the
quartet was comprised of Penn State
graduate students including Jeff Lawliss on piano, Saadi Zian on bass, and
Gregg HardnCT on drums.
The group performed pieces fixim
each end of the jazz spectrum, from
Duke Ellington to Spyro Gyra.
Yoder said he likes to perform to
"pay tribute to die great musicians."
Duke ElUngton and Phil Woods were
two artists who have infii^nced him
gready.
Commenting on the perfcxmance,
audience member Dave Sorgen said,
"I really enjoyed diem. Dan Yoder is
one of the top sax players in the state
and the east coast It's a tight band
with original and innovative ideas."
Some of die highlights of die performance included Duke Ellington's
"Sentimental Mood" and Spyro
Gyra's "Litde Linda."
The back-up members played a trio
by Charlie Parker, which included
outstanding solos. The quartet's encore, Charlie Parker's "Out Of Nowhere," was what Yoder called an
"all-time great standard tune."
Yoder gready app-eciated being invited to perform, and felt it was
"heartwarming" that the University
aknowledged his quartet's talents.

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Percussion Ensemble ends on high note

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to share tdeir i^untry home, Cove of
by Sean Tierney
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Eagle Eye News Reporter
CaUjofin and'ECaim collect at
(717) 252-3616
The Percussion Ensemble held
their annual Spring Concert Tuesday night in Sloan Auditorium,
ending their semester on a high
, ^ ^ ^.,
CONGRATS
note.
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TO THE
Under the direction of Dr. Florentino J. Caimi, six performers: Rick
Bressler,
Timothy
Dishong,
Shanne Keeny, Freddy Lutz, MiMify
HAVEN
chele Seymour, and Jon Wilson put
^ ' I B r UNIVERSITY on
a very impressive show. The
group went through five pieces,
jM|l
CLASS OF
each with its own individual tempo
and sound.
The group used a variety of in1 From all at the LHU Bookstore struments, mcluding the timpani.

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Dan Yoder belts out another jazz classic at Price (photo by Travis Prebble).

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27T4S: the last
episode is on
opposite page.
Nuke town will
b(> back again
after the
Summer Break.

by Jen Byrnes
Eagle Eye Features Reporter

JlcCoption

May

snare drum, tambourine, xylophone, bass drum, and many more.
Although the ensemble did not attract many students, die ones who
attended seemed very pleased with
what they saw and heard.
One student, Stacy Claric, who
was attending her first ensemble
performance said, " I was imSTOI^THE
pressed by the abiUty of the musimMSSl
cians to handle multiple instruments at one time." Another
dilvesldsiciiroff
student was especially impressed
abridge.^**
by a piecetitled"The Gift of Modupe," stating diat it, "had a special
dieme and used a variety of
STRANGER
sounds."
Of the six members, diree are
THAN
freshmen so we can look forward
FICTION
to some good things in die future Freddy Lutz on the timpani
from the percussion ensemble.
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Lucasfightsfor dreams Whatever happened to the
annual swimsuit specials?
of minority students
Priya Dayanada

TALES FROM
THE MORGUE

spoken on multiculturalism as well. He is
an advisor to Phi Beta Sigma and a member
of Phi Delta Kappa.
We need more professors like Howard

Minority students need special people
who will support their activities, share
dieir dreams, and talk about how to deal
with cultural diversity on this campus.
The one person who I feel has these characteristics is Howard Lucas, Assistant Professor of the Health, Physical, Education
and Recreation department.
Mr. Lucas is an advocate of all students'
rights. He has always made time to attend
a sports event. Black Student Union meeting, or Intemauonal Students Association
function. He has bought raffle tickets,
planned programs, and even "gone to bat"
for some students when problems arise.
Mr. Lucas has helped students accomplish the goals which were once only
dreams. He pushed you to the limit even
though at times we may not like his advice
or opinions. And all of this is done widi a
genuine concern for the betterment of that
student's life.
In terms of diversity, Mr. Lucas brought
Lucas because he can make a real differit to this campus. He has tried to make ence in a student's life. When you are feelpeople understand that the University is ing low, he is that person who says you'll
multicultural and all people should be tol- make it. He is very involved in many activerant of any edinicity. He understands mi- ities at the University, making him the ultinority students. He has coordinated fash- mate advocate of students.
ion shows, directed the Modem Dance
Thanks Mr. Lucas - from me and other
Company, and had die initial idea to bring students who feel that you have supported
certain minority performers here. He has
us through thick and diin!

"When you're
feeling down,
Mr. Lucas
is the person
who says you'll
make it."

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by Dougie Bicket
Eagle Eye Features Editor
Amazing as it may seem, in die late '80s
our lowly and humble paper actually had a
big annual four-page, full-color section devoted to swimwear and beach fashion. Every year, twenty or so of "the University's
most attractive men and women" were used
as subjects for the photographs, which
showed students modeling various items of
beach wear in attractive local settings.
Swim costumes were provided by local
businesses, and even the Lock Haven Express helped out some. The end result actually looked great Maybe some day our glorious Eagle Eye staff can get their heads
togedier to produce another one like it. The
tradition ended in 1989, apparendy because
die students were supposed to return the
swimsuits after modeling diem, but weren't,
causing some friction with the clothing
firms donating the swimwear.
By the way, in case anyone's interested,
the last swimsuit preview in 1989 featured
our current Editor in Chief, Emilee Groce,
sporting a one-piece yellow and black
swimsuit. (Anyone wanting to see this now
wUl have to break into our heavily-guarded
Morgue vault in the basement of Russell
Hall).

May J, 1987: The final edition of die Eagle Eye before Summer Break was, for the
first time, in a broadsheet format (like the
New York Times and most other real papers)
and believe it or not, die middle four pages
featured the Second Annual Swimsuit Preview (there was a first, but this one looked
a lot better). Two months' hard work went
into the preparation of this edition, and the
result was very impressive.
Other news from this week in previous
years:
May 1, 1984: Price Auditoium this
week hosted a "Faculty Follies" show, a
special fundraising theatrical event where
members of the faculty played out musical
and comedy skits for an enthusiastic audience. Sponsored by APSCUF, die faculty
union, the show included performances by
such notable 'comedians' as Dr Craig D.
Willis and Dr. Lawrence T. Farley.
May 3, 1991: The final week of die semester last year was soured by a major
drugs bust on campus. Thirty nine people
were arrested on drug charges, eight of
them students. They were caught in a major series of raids in the area, which came
about as a result of a two-year investigation
by state and local police forces and the Attorney General's office.
The arrested students were held in Clinton County Prison pending bail.
The Law Enforcement agencies used various means to gain evidence for the drugs
charges, including undercover informants
and wiretaps. Such means were also used
as evidence against the students arrested,
five of whom lived on campus.

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by Matt Walsh
Eagle Eye Music Critic
Yes, the semester is finally
coming to a close. Time to cram
in all die work you haven't done
four die past four mondis into one
week of pure hell. It also means
diis is die last music review of the
semester (sob, sob). So, I've (kcided to finish off the semestCT in
beautiful fashion (my puns are
getting pretty bad).
One type of band diat seems to
have a severe handicap in the music world is a diree-piece band.
Widiout that fourth member (usually a guitarist), die diree-piece
band must be very talented in order to get anywhere. Looking
back on my previous reviews
from the past year, I was surprised
lo see how many three-piece
bands I have reviewed, including
Nirvana Primus, Prong, Coroner,
Magellan, King's X, Celtic Frost,
and probably die most talented
band in history. Rush. There
seems to be anoUier diree-piece

band on die rise, and they are The ten, so I did. I was very surprised.
Beautiful.
To complement dieir diverse
Describing their style isn't an music. The Beautiful also have dieasy task, but here it goes. They versity in dieir lyrics, ranging
have a predominately alternative from die serious to die slighdy
sound widi a sUghUy hard edge. sarcastic. The first single and vidSort of a Jane's Addiction meets eo is "John Doe," a song about die
Rush kind of deal. The Beautiful old lead singer of a band, and how
have captured a wider audience poser, phony band fronunen aren't
than ever expected widi dieir first the same as the underground singfull length album. Storybook.
ers of old, like Doe.
Because of their mushy name, I
Other songs include "Back Innever bothered to listen to die al- side," a song about how you album for a while. Their marketing ways want to go back for more
company urged me to give it a lis- (read the title and think it over a

litde bit), "Xenophobe" and "Cocaine," which bodi poke fun at
drug addicts, die Rush-esque instinimental "Lighter Than," and a
cover of John Lennon's "Cold
Turkey," which, odier dian die
lyrics, bears no resemblance to
die original.
How diverse could this band
possibly be, you may ask? Well,
diey've already been supporting
acts for artists such as Sinead
O'Connor, Primus, Soundgarden,
Prong, and XYZ. This album has
been climbing rapidly up the alternative and metal charts. If you
want to give it a listen, make a request at your favorite college radio station while you're studying
for finals.
Since this is the last review of
die semester, I diought I throw in
some more music picks to keep
you occupied diis summer. Rap
star Ice-T has a new dirash band
called called Bodycount and dieir
self-tide debut is expected soon.
Also be on the look-out for new
releases from die Rollins Band,
Tool, Swamp Terrorists and Big
Hunk O Cheese.
Ryan and I have given you the
best in progressive music this semester, and I hope, we have inuxiduced you to a few bands you
would have never heard of otherwise. In parting, I have some
good news and better news. The
good news is I will be back next
semester to bring you some more
great music. The better news is
that Ryan won't be. Have a great
summer. Seeya!

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This week's picks

New albums from:
TheSttup
Dragons
The Indigo Girls
The Cure
Tori Amos
by Ryan Ritter
Eagle Eye Music Critic
Well, this day has finally come.
Assuming I do not sleep through
any finals, thereby failing a class
or two, this is the last music review I will ever write for die Eagle Eye (hdd down die cheering,
I'm not gone yet).
This last week has been the
toughest, week of the semester to

pick something to review. Not
only do we have the new Citfe, Indigo Girls, and Soup Dragons albums, but (here is also a plethora
of new talents as well as great
new albums from older groups. So
here's what I'm gonna do:
Review #1 — Perhaps the most
impressive new album this weelc
is fiom the Soup Dragons, Hotwired. Known jveviously for alternative dance music, the new album stands on its own music,
period.
Leaning more on guitars and
odier real instruments (not machines merely programmed and
set into motion), songs like
"Pleasure," "Divine Thing," and
"Running Wild" are simply wonderful examples otgnai rock and
roll. It's got an even better beat,
and you can still dance to it, so I
highly recommend this album
Review #2 — The Indigo Girls
self-titled album was phenomenal,
prompting a huge following, and
interest in their previous material.
The latest release, Rites Of Pasmj«, continues their folk-inured

sound, only less so. The songs are
very similar to the earlier ones,
but, for die most part, they lack
the magic of some of their earUer
singles like Uie hit "Qoser To
Fine."
One of the bright spots on the
new album is an inspired cover of
Dire Straits' "Romeo and Juliet."
The rest of die tracks just kind of
mush togedier, but that won't stop
die hard Indigo Girls fans from
liking diis album.
Review 1t3 —One of the most
recognizable alternative bands.
The Cure has been putting out albums for many years, llieir latest. Wish, is nothing new but it is
still a very good album. It should
impress newcomers as weU and
introduce a new group of fans to
The Cure.
Review #4 - - Widiout really
listening to newcomer Tori Amos'
new album. Little Earthquakes,
just by simply looking at die album cover, die casual critic might
think, "Hmm, just anodier Amy
Grant clone." Not. For one thing.
Tori's voice has much more depth

dian Amy's. And if just the voice
has more depUi, die actual material is cavern deeper. Here is a rare
instance where actual poetry diat
could stand on its own widiout accompaniment is combined widi
such soul-moving music.
These songs deal wiUi reaj life
and real pain, but in such a way
diat you still can feel good about
yoivself. Look for the lead single," Silent All These Years," on
VHl (that's where I saw it).
Ahh, die end of an era. I guess
what I'll miss most about this
weekly review (besides busting on
Matt) is getting die chance to hear
all the best (and worse) new music
before dieir commercial release
(Nice!).
Usually this is the place in my
review when I talk about next
week, but there is no next week.
I'm graduating. I've really enjoyed spreading my own warped
sense of music here in Uie Eagle
Eye, and I hope I can convince
some poor fool to take over the alternative side of reviews next
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CONFESSIONS
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DANGEROUS
MIND
Steven Infanti
So diis is it. The last hurrah!
It's time for the dangerous mind
to close up shop and move on to
greener pastures. This is the very
last "Confessions of a Dangerous
Mind" to appear in the mighty
Eagle Eye.
It's hard to believe Uiat this
column has been a regular feature in the newspaper since
March 1989. I've enjoyed writing this column and I know many
of you got a lot of laughs out of
it. For Uiose of you that really
enjoyed it, Uiere are several
bounded collections of the column available at Stevenson Library. That's the building where
they keep all die books wiUi the

pretty pictures.
An avid reader tells me I wrote
about sex approximately 107
times in Uie past three years.
Wow! That's more Uian most
people get in Uiree years.
For the past week I have been
wondering how I would end my
stay at Lock Haven University
and Uiis column. Should I write
one of those "Happiness is Lock
Haven in the rearview mirror"
type piece? I decided against it,
because, aldiough this place does
have its share of faults, it is a
good place to go to school.
Should 1 blast the town for being so boring? Nay. I have had
more exciting comas, but the town
isn't Uiat bad. It's no State College, but it's pretty far from being
Mayberry.
An idea was kicked around that
I should compile a Ust of all the
one-Uners that appeared in the
newspaper like "too many students have die idea diat a goodlooking date is only a Ughtswitch
away." However, I felt some individuals wouldn't realize the lines
would have to be taken out of context, and I would have to re-run
die entire column for them to get
die point.
I coidd talk about all Uie clever

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things I learned while going to
school here. I'm talking about important knowledge from outside
die classroom. Iliings Uiat really
make a difference to me - like
how to get a good cheeseburger
and a date at 3 a.m. I learned Uiat
Jell-O shots are not a dessert item,
nor will it ever be served in the
cafeteria. (Keep pushing for it,
Zarb!)
I learned that dogs can do some
tilings that men can't without
causing severe trauma to Uieir

spines, and to be very careful
when negotiating wiUi car dealers.
Most importantly, I learned a lot
about myself - some good Uiings
and a few bad - and I learned that
I have a lot of friends. (It would
be nice if you all chipped togedier
and bought me a car! The Viper
looks like a nice graduation
present)
I could tell you how aggravating
it was to have students constantly
ask me, "When are you graduating, you've been here forever."

Of course, the people asking that
question have been here for five
years and I've only attended classes here since January of 1989.
Perhaps a column about the joys
and swrows of graduation would
make a nice finish, but I figure we
wUl get those syrupy speeches at
graduation.
It's tine Uiat I'll be leaving a lot
of friends behind, but I've got to
look at die bright side - I'm leaving some people that I have to
make a concentrated effort not to
strangle every time I see them.
Columns about the horrors of
the real world di.sgust me. Besides, you should know by now if
you're capable of cutting die mustard, or at least Ucking the lid, out
in the real world. I remind every
graduating class diat life is like a
sled-dog race. If you're not Uie
lead dog, Uie view is very unpleasant.
It's the end of my career at LHU
and die start of a new one in
Scranion. I won't just walk away
from this place though, I'll return
faster Uian a bad check in an evangelist's collection plate. In the
meantime, take care of yourself
andrememberyour friends. Drop
me a Une and I'll see some of you
at Homecoming. Keep a brew on
ice for me.

Moms behind the wheel: every student's nightmare
STRANGER
THAN
nCTION
Travis Prebble
Have you ever sung the blues?
Not Uie regular old "I wanna be
B.B. King" blues, but Uie deqi,
heartful, sorrowful, I've lost
everything blues. I've sung Uie
blues; I've sung the "My mother
drove my car off a bridge" blues.
I once owned an '86 Chevy
Cavalier RS - power windows,
power steering, power locks,
power tie, dent in the rear door
(not my fault, honest), four cylinders (or so I'm told), AM/FM
cassette stereo, metallic gray exterior, gray fabric interior, puke
stains, snot balls hanging from
the rear-view mirror (not my
fault, honest), and the always
necessary cute cartoon air freshener (really not my fault). Oh
yeah, almost forgot, theradioantenna was bent back and Uie front
passenger's side door was

scratched up - it was attacked
by a killer mailbox as I was innocenUy dodging a feline. This
car was my car, my first car. I
often times complained about
its beat-up appearance, but, as
my girlfriend was quick to remind me, "At least it runs."
I knew nothing about automobiles, but that was okay. I knew
a mechanic and my moUier's
MAC PIN number. I was free,
able to roam the highways and
byways of Uiis great nation.
Until Uie accident
Remember when you studied
for your driving exam? The
manual very plainly said,
"Drive sk)wly on icy siufaces."
Signs on the road say, "Bridge
freezes before road." Actually,
I'm not sure what Uiat means,
but that is neiUier here nor
Uioe. Driver's Ed instructors
showed us movies on hydroplaning, crash test dummies,
and blood on Uie highways,
which is probably more popular
wiUi high school students than
visions of New Kids dancing in
Uieir heads. WiUi all this, you
would Uiink that my moUier
would have learned the fundamental rules of automotive locomotion. Guess again.
The area in which I live has a
IS-mile-per-hour speed limit,
automatically forcing people

into a life of lawlessness since
their cars coasted uphill at a faster
speed Uian Uiat. Most people,
however, had the common knowledge to travel that slowly on an
icy road.
'Twas a snow covered morning.
The road crews had not yet been

"My car was
lying in the
creek, looking
like a crushed
beer can."
out and my mother was heading
off to work as I slumbered. What
I did not know was that my
mother took my car!
At approximately 8:30 am, my
moUier opened my bedroom
door, roused me and promptly
told me that she had wrecked my
car. This was not how I wanted
to start my d^y. Such news is not

welcome when you're still trying
to rid your eyelids of dried tears
(affectionately known as eyesnot).
I had to see what had happened,
so I threw on my sneakers and a
jacket (I had slept in my clothes,
just in case such a thing should
happen). Making my way Uirough
the biting cold, ruining the perfectly knit blanket of snow, I arrived at what had once been Uie
guardrail of die bridge. I lodced
over Uie edge and saw something
for which I was not prepared: my
car was lying in Uie creek, looking
like a crushed beer can, only different
The police officer who responded to Uie accident report summed
up the situation raUier weU. "I
think Uie car is done for." Then
he got back into his car, sipped his
coffee, and fell asleqi. Luckily,
we were not allowed to be ignorant of the situation before us.
ShcMtly after I arrived on the
scene, the road crews pulled up
and parked their vehicles. The
men exited their cabs and looked
over the edge of the bridge. "I
think the car is done for," they intellectually informed me. I could
say noUiing. My chin dropped to
my abdomen, and my eyes were
glued on my only form of transportation. The only thought that
penetrated my shocked mind was,

"I wish she would have taken her
own car to work."
We went to visit her at the junkyard - my car, diat is. I was
forced to go through the ritual of
cleaning her out reitioving my
tapes from the interior, emptying
the ashtray, picking up pieces of
garbage: oldfi-enchfries, cigarette
butts, small creatures wiUi odd
names. What was the point in
picking up Uie garbage? Was it
going to be inspected?
My
grandfather was also Uiere, but he
was too busy relieving his bladder
by the trunk and saying such
Uiings as, "Yep, I think this car is
done for. I hope it was insured."
INSURED! Yes!! My car was
insured! I immediately dreamed
of the millions of dollars I would
receive toward a brand new car. I
started looking through copies of
Car & Driver for info on Uie best
luxury cars. I caUed the kxal Porsche dealer. I starting gloating,
bragging to all my friends, enemies, and former lovers about Uie
fact that I would soon have the
biggest bestest, brightest car in
all the world. Unfortunately, I received $3790.43 from Uie insurance company, which is just
enough to buy a vintage car that is
nothing but rust and has no engine. With the extra 43 cents, I
was able to purchase a used cartoon character air freshener.

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Concert Band performs classics,
Willis commends students
by Jennifer Baer
Eagle Eye News Reporter
The Eighteenth Annual President's Ccxicert took place on Sunday in Price Performance Center, featuring die music of the
Lock Haven University Concert Band, die
"best band in central PA," according to
conductor Dr. Florentino Caimi.
Several members of the band performed
solos in the concert Sophomore Timothy
DishcHig, a music major and French hOTn
student under Professor Russell Nelson,
performed Mozart's "Concerto #1 for
Horn." Freddy Lutz, a senior music major
from Italy, conducted "Denbridge Way," a
piece by Swearington. Professors Sue Malin and Dr. Glenn Hosterman also perfonned in the concert

Before the final selection of die concert.
President Craig Dean Willis announced die
winners of several awards and scholarships.
He also recognized the senior band members, as well as Caimi, who has been at die
University for 19 years.
President Willis said diat die band is one
"we can be really proud of and that it is
"crossing new frontiers."
Caimi said diat even professional concert
bands are challenged by the music that the
University Concert Band performed. He
commented on the band's musical talent
adding that the group had a total of only 12
hours of preparation for the performance.
When asked what he found to be interesting about the performance, student Ryan
Hoff said that "Metamorphosis," a piece by
Gregson, was entertaining because of its experimentation with different sounds.

Haven Horoscopes
mtfi Lisa Lavegtia
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Remember ... Sex after studying will improve your memory-recall skills.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Continue to ignore the textbook you haven't picked up all semester and pray for a multiple guess
test
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
A litde green man will help you take your finals in Raub Hall.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
A word to die wise ... When your textbooks start to seem interesting, go to sleep. You've studied
yourself into delirium.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
When the studying gets to be to much, consume 10 shots of Tequila and hope for the best.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct. 22)
Remember... Friends don't let friends drink and study.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov. 21)
Coffee will keep you awake, but beer will do wonders for your nerves.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 22)
Watch out for teachers in blue shirts. They will ask trick questions.
Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 19)
It IS justifiable homicide if your friends tempt you with a party the night before a big exam.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Learning by osmosis works. Sleep with your textbooks under your pillow.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Smiling during an early morning final is punishable by death with No. 2 pencils,
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Stress: When the body overrides the mind's desire to choke the living shit out of some moron who
desperately needs it.

Members of The University Concert Band perform during the Eighteenth
Annual President's Concert on Sunday (photo by Travis Prebble).

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ANNOUNCEMENTS
Mr. Jim Hamilton's advisees will be working with Dr.
Cierpilowski. Please schedule preregistnilion appointments by signing the ippointment fomi on the door
outside of RLC 216.
Enjoy a day in Washington, D.C. Saturday, May 16th.
Leave Lock Haven at 5:00 a.m., go to the monuments,
the Smithsonian or for Trekkies- see the Star Trek exhibit at the Air and Space Museum or see the First Ladies exhibit at the museum of Natural History. Cost:
$38. Call 748-2486 for reservations. Sponsored by
Lock Haven Parents for Bishop Newman.
Beu Omega Music Raffle Winners
$10 winner - Denise Slanoc
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$30 winner - Jim Hansel
Picture this: It's Sunday night, and your mind is exploding with infomiation for finals. Don't you need a
release? Well here's one for you. The Lock Haven
Modem Dance company is performing "Bridges ...
Links to Destiny" on Sunday, May 3rd in Price Performance Center at 3 p.m. There will be all kinds of
dance, from modem to contemporary, featuring various students with wonderful talent Please come out
and see us. YOU WILL ENJOY IT.

Sigma Sigma, Alpha Sigma Tau, Zeta Tau Alpha, Tau
Kappa Epsilon, Alpha Chi Rho, Phi Mu Delta, and all
the members of the Social Committee for their help
with the Joe Piscopo show even though it fell through.
I would also like to thank Dcblne Jackson for all of her
hard work and Leiand Spangler and Kelly Beck for
their advice and guidance. -Sophiny Ptk, Social Commiuee Chaiiperson
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Summer and Fall positions now available for JoumalismyPR majors. The office of Public Relations and
Publications is currently accepting applications for
summer and fall writers. Students must have completed News Writing or have practical experience. Campus employment and work study positions availaUe.
Apply at the University Advancement Office, Room
126, Akeley Hall.
Looking for summer work? $8.50 to start, gain resume
experience. Scholarships awarded. Apply now begin
after finals. Call 522-0430 immediately.
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session. $150 month for everything. Located on
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Housemates needed! for a house close to campus with
low-cost rent but in good condition. We wUl live coed
if necessary. Contact Michelle at #3163 or Dawn at
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SENIORS! Here we go- The Bar Crawl will be on
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It win be $6 per person. We will meet at the Greystone. Photo I.D. required. Anyone over 21 may participate. Questions? Call Steph 748-8812.
To the Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho, good luck from
England with the Formal and finals. See ya all next semester and J. D., London awaits—Yankee
Michelle - Thank you for being an awesome roommate. You're so quiet at night while I'm trying to sleep
- haha. Come to Pittsburgh sometime and well shop
like maniacs. EM
Bonjour Linda, K-Mart still sucks, and it still rains
here. Good luck with finals, love the Giving Tree- Mr.
Purple Man- KAP across the pond.

The successful LHU Earth Day celebration on April
II, 1992 was due to the cooperation and efforts of
many groups. Appreciation is extended to: PA Fish
Commission, PA Environmental Protecbon Agency,
PA Bureau of Parks, and Clinton County Conservation
District Other groups deserving recognition include
the Newman Center, Geoscience Club, LHU Recycling Coirmiittee with the Clinton County Solid Waste
Authority, Biology Qub, Health Science/Athletic
Trainers Club, and WLHU (Jason Cristifaro, Chris
Leppo, David Keenan, Iain Oweni and Shag). Also
contributing were Hilary Justh of Lock Haven High
School, Mindy Machande and the SCC, Les Taylor
and Sigma Pi, Tina Basenese and Sigma Kappa, and
Ladd Frehse and Kappa Delta Rho. Winners in competitions include Envirorama: Joe Gunmio, Mike Masorti, Jim Walker, and Kun Krays; T-shirt design: Bob
Murdock; Photography contest:Beth Droll, Mike Philippe, and Vince Hendricks. Also, the magician,
Douglas McCay and Greenpeace representative speaker Christopher Childs. And, volunteers Max McGee,
Wade Jodon. MicheUe Win, Chris Hill. Shana Ginsberg, Anton Buikett, Keith Conon, Jill Hite, James
Stahl, Kathy Schmidt, Jen Groover, Dennis DaSilva,
Bob Strieker, Stephanie Polly, Eric Engle, Gretchen
Schumeyer, Lisa Kugler. Esther M. Oakley, and Dr.
Shonah Hunter.

To my brothers in KK4' and my sisters in TB£: Fll
miss you all so much after I graduate, but Fm sure I'll
see you at the first Bandcamp bash. Keep the faith:
Together we can be what we could never be ilone. TheEmster

I would like to personally thank Sigma. Kappa, Sigrtu

Laura n d Heather, Don't ever foiiget,.Your smart

Mom & Dad - Thank you for the career! Lil Em
To Mick Parieu, Have a wonderful suiruner. I'll miss
you. Love your wife to be.
To the long haired hippy from Scotland, I'U miss you.
From your favorite Georgia Girt
To my friends, does anyone know where this group is
from? Georgia! I'll miss y'all.
To the best DJ at LHU. Have a great summer. Love,
the giri you're way too young for.
Dear Vicky: Thank you for four wonderful years!
There is no way I could have rrude it without your love
and support I love you more than life. Scott
Jason, Thanks for all the hot dirmers and steamin' up
our kitchen. We'll never forget you. Apt 4

enough, you're good enough, and goshdamit, people
like you! Love, Stuart Smalley of Apt 4.
To the 6-pack: Let's play cut hroat The Devil Dog
To the Brothers of KAP, Thanks for all your love and
support I'll always consider it tbe biggest honor.
Love your new sweetheart, Valariel
To Boop, Where in Ihe heck have you been? This sobemess has got to itop-it's killing mel Your "Boyfriend"
To my KKV little bro: Sorry for the short time as
your TBS Big, but 111 be around for suppon as an
alum. Love Ya Little! - Emster.
To Paul: Thanks for all the help. As you go through
life, keep this in mind- It's no fun to get beat up (or
on) by women. - Russ
Holly Mills - Thank you for all the good times — our
talks, our fly-bys, our crazy car dancing, and all those
nights at the Eden. But mostly thank you for your
friendship and love. Your roommate, who will miss
you terribly.
To Eric: In the 1700's "minute man" was a figure of
speech- what's your excuse? Good luck on your new
job. -Russ
To all new Greeks: Good job! Wear those letters with
pride, you eamed them. -OKT

Friday. May 1. 1992 EagieEye 11

Photography Idiot
Pete. Jari. Jim, Tracy, The Hot Guy from New York,
and Mrphil, It's been a great year with you guys.
Good luck on your finals and remember: Macungie
Rules! Love, Sue
Shag and Keenan in 92 ... It could have worked I tell
you. Happy B-Day, Dave. Well buy you a pint in
Glasgow or liveipool, whichever comei first Lori
and Dougie.
Ken, Don't you just love staying up until 7 a.m. because Mozzarella man or Spiiuch Man don't fit in the
space? And don't you love walking all over town to
find out that no restaurants are open at 6 a.m.? Thanks
for a great semester and leam how to spell PA!! Your
Co
To the Hot Guy from New York: May your scandalous conquests live on! Love, your favorite reporter
AKI*, Congratulations on your chapter!! You did a
great job! KEEP IT UP!!
To Lady MacGUUcuay, You're the greatest thing
that's happened to me in an extremely long time.
Your bo Nathan-baby
Deb, Thanks for listening to me and giving me your
words of wisdom. Have a fabulous summer. Sophiny
XBM Happy Graduation! I'll miss you! Love, Tiiu

OKT, Even after May 9, the honor of being made a
Sweetheart will never be forgotten. You guys are the
best. I'll miss you. Remember that your mom loyeS
you all. Lisa-What does S.P. mean? Find out this fdl!
The Sisters of Sigma Kappa would like to wish everyone a safe and fun summer. Congratulations to all
graduating seniors.
S.P. Don't mean "Steve Palese" from the Beta Omega
Qub.
Damien - You did it! Congratulations. - T
Little Liz - I'm glad we got to spend so much time together lately. Carry on our Sigma traditions and remember you are always in your Big sister's heart.
Love, your big, Kathy
To my Eagle Eye cronies: Good luck next year with
my newspaper ... but I know you won't need it.
You've got the talent, use it!

My Big KKY brother and My Big TB£ Sister You
guys are awesome! See ya at the next alum party.
Sigma Kappa Seniors, It has been a long time but we
Anally did it!! It is time to celebrate. Sdaystograduation-7 day to BAR TOUR.
To all my A£T Sisters. I wish you much happiness
and fun for this surruner. I'll miss you all like I do
now. Hopefully I'll be able to spend more time with
you all next semester like I want to so very much.
You all mean a lot to me. Be Careful.. Tau love and
mine, Leah S.
To Linle Leah: Have a great summer and keep in
touch-1 love ya, Your big
To the Florida Swimming Crew, Good luck next year.
Love Amy + Leah+ Christal
B.&H. You're the Greatest Roommates! I'll miss you
a lot!! Love. T.

The Beta Omega Qub wishes all Lock Haven students, faculty, and staff a safe and prosperous summer
break. We'll be back.

Sedwick, Not everyone leaves and forgets. I promise
that I won't I luv ya, little brother. Eeyore

S.P. don't mean "Super- Protmsion," or "Strawberry
Pie."

Paul, "I'm naked! What do you want?" That is truly,
the stupidest question I've ever heard. Lisa

JJ.-on-K keep searching for the remote. -D.A.G. Snyder

CONGRATS TO THE NEW STAFF:
Idiot in chief - Tara Caimi
News Idiot -- Ken Newquist
Features Idiots - Sue Heintzelman and
April Miller
Sports IdioU - Rob Heller and Greg Cetti
Photography Idiot — Travis Prebble
Advertising Moron — Sean Confer
Qassified Idiot - Wir Dam Qewlis
Circulation Moron - Tustoopid TuMention
Congratulatioiu from your Old Idiot in Chief, Emilee.

S.P. don't mean "Siamese Porcupines"
Nathan Baby, I'll miss you over the summer. You've
made this semester memorable. XOX McGillicutty
Kristi and Laurie, You guys have been great this semester. Have a great summer. Sophiny
To Mr. and Mrs. Haddad to be - Good luck in your
new experiences. The staff will miss you 'cuz it's been
FUNI
Steffy, I'll miss you next year, you luscious sexpot
you. XOXO Sophiny
Dr. Campbell - After today you'll be getting a break
from the grilling, but I think you'll miss it Thank you
from myself and the staff for a great job as our adviser.
Karen, Kim and Michelle- It's been excellent this semester, can't wait for the sununer. ROADTRIP,
ROADTRIP! you're the best Love, Dani
Susan, Robin, Cathy and Amy- My Smith Hall buddies. I think it's your tum to visit me. Love, Dani
Brandy - The semester is over; no more late nights in
the darkroom. Now that I have some spare time, wanna watch theritualmutilation of small forest animals?
Ill miss you this summer. Don't beat the kids. - The

Here's to the place where I've spent half my life for the
last year ... the Eagle Eye. Believe it or not I'm gonru
miss it! Doogi
And one student said "I liked it, I really liked it Tliey
should do more stuff like this."
Bye bye Emilee. Ken, Sue, Travis, Rachel, John,
Shawn, Michelle, and Kristin. Thank goodness my favorite Co- is coming lo Scotland with me. D.B.
Too bad about last weekend. Shag. But never fear ...
the Havoc shall rise again. Long live Zantopp!
To the English student with the 'bad attitude' and the
black eye — never mind, mate; at least you won't have
to deal with Law Enforcement in Liverpool.
Scottish students a m best Gaim' yersel', enjoy the
sununer. and look forward to next year at (Queen's University (7)

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The men's baseball team dropped three
out of four last week moving their PSACWest record to 8-8, and dropping them into
a third place tie in the division.
The Haven split a double header with the
Fightin' Scots of Edinboro on Sunday, and
dropped two to Clarion on Monday.
Edinboro blanked the Eagles in the first
contest by a score of 3-0. The Haven's bats
were sawed-off as they managed only six
hits.
Bob Miller and Aaron Tiracorda led the
way fOT the Haven's offense, each going 23 for the game. Brett Stehr went six innings giving up seven hits, and three eamed
runs.
The Eagles must have used flie first game
as a warm up, because when they stepped
up to the plate in the second game, they did
it with red hot bats.
It did not take long before Edinboro
would figure out that they would not win
this one. The Haven came out and scored
seven runs in the first inning and five in the
second to take an early 12-2 lead.
The Haven knocked the ball all over the
field, recording 16 hits en route to a 16-5
victory. Seven Bald Eagles had multi-hit
games, with four more players having one
hit.
Bryan Wenner went 2-3 with three runs
scored and two RBL Kevin Smith went 2-4
with two runs scored and two RBI, while
Shannon Herr was 1-2 with four runs
scored.
Rob Wright went six innings giving up
three hits, three eamed runs. He walked
two while striking out seven.

Against Clarion on Monday, the Eagles
fell back into their batting slump, scoring
only three runs in the entire double header.
"We are not swinging the bat as good
now as we were earlier on," said head
coach Paul "Smokey" Stover. 'The first
time through (the schedule) we faced the
other teams three and four pitchers," said
Stover. "Now we come through winning
this thing, and now we see there number
one guy. A number one pitcher is much
better than a number three pitcher."
Clarion won the first game by a score of
2-0, limiting the Haven to two hits. Miller
had both hits, one of them being a double.
On a positive note, Greg Strouse pitched
a heck of a game going six innings giving
up only six hits and one eamed run.
The second game started off differently,
as the Haven got off to a 2-0 lead in the second inning. Clarion would come back with
five runs in the third to slam the door.
After these three loses, the PSAC-West
conference stacks up like this; lUP 12-6,
Slippery Rock 11-7, The Haven 8-8, Califomia 8-8.
The Bald Eagles have double header's
with Cahfomia on Friday, and Slippery
Rock on Sunday. "We control our own destiny," said Stover. "I really think we can
win our last foiu" games and make the
playoffs, but we must hit the ball, and play
good defense."
When asked if he thought that his team
would make the final four Stover said, "It is
very achievable."
Well if not this year, next year is loaded
with possibilities as the Haven is returning
most of their players.
"We are young," said Stover. "We have a
lot of people back next year, and we are
only going to get better."

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Rose moves a step closer to Olympic dream
Friday, May 1. 1992 Eagle Eye 13

Former LHU boxer ranked #8 in Country

by Dewayne Bryant
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
Former Lock Haven University boxer
Manny Rose moved a step closer towards
his goal of a birth on the 1992 Olympic
team last Tuesday.
Rose decisioned Steve Seneck of Pittsburgh to defend his 165 pound Pennsylvania Golden Gloves title at Camp Hill's Penn
Harris Convention Center.
Rose, who is currently ranked eighth in
the country, now advances to the National
Golden Gloves Championships in Chicago.
The championships, which mn from May

3rd to May 10th, are a single elimination,
50 man tournament featuring the state
champions throughout the United States.
Rose's former college boxing coach. Dr.
Ken Cox, commented on his success, saying, "Many has make great strides since his
days as a LHU boxer. Manny's work ethic,
combined with his trainer Barry Stumpf
give him a legitimate shot at the Olympic
Trials. It gives me great pride to see someone from our program succeed such as
Manny has."
Former teammate and collegiate national
champion, Dave Machamer reiterated
Cox's feelings, "It makes me feel good to
see Manny go so far. The boxing team is a

close-knit group, especially the class that
came out with me and Manny."
Rose, who has graduated from his college
nickname of Manny "Too Much" Rose to
"RumWin" Manny Rose agreed with Machamer. "I can't help but feel good when I
look into the crowd and see Dusty, Mach,
or one of the guys in the stands," said Rose.
"In fact, four Lock Haven boxers who have
never even met me drove all the way down
to Camp Hill to suppon me in the Championships."
"Next to my parents, family, and girlfriend Lisa, the boxing team has supported
me more than anyone else. I>r. Cox was the
one who first got the ball rolling and made

the calls when I expressed interest in leaving college boxing and uying to make the
Olympic squad," hesaid.
If Rose makes the Olympic team, he can
thank his strong network of support, his
parents, Emanuel Rose Sr. and Emma Rose.
Mr. and Mrs. Rose made and sold boxing
t-shirts to send Manny and other LHU boxers to Jamaica and Barbados, while Rose
was still a student The Roses have followed their son to California, Colorado,
Virginia, New York, Connecticut, Idaho,
and now Chicago in his boxing exploits.
With support like this, Manny can't help
but be a success.

Men's tennis team finishes
season on upswing
by Kevin Kovac
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

keep up with the older, more ready clubs
they met early in the year. But as the season progressed, it became evident that they
were maturing with every match.
They scored their only victory, a 6-3 win
over St. Francis of Pennsylvania, in their
seventh match of the year. The did not gain
a team triumph for the remainder of the
year, but they did put a good fight in the fi. nal matches of the year.
The concluding Juniata contest was an example of how far they had come. Although
they lost, 7-2, the match was "a lot closer
than the score would indicate," said the
team's number one singles player. Bob
Murdock.
Said Murdock, "We played our best doubles matches of year [against Juniata]. We
had been stmggling in that area for most of
the year because of inexpaience, but we
seemed to have found ourselves in the last
game."
Murdock, who finished the season with a
4-9 personal singles record, is anticipating a
better year in 1993. "We'll have a year of
experience under our belt," he said, "and
everybody will be back. I'm looking fwward to next year."
Bryon Lewis, who notched a 3-10 singles
record, noticed the improvement that he and
his teammates made as the season progressed. "Most of us had never played [a
competitive match] before," he said. "We
showed that we got better as we kept playing. But thCTc's always room for improvement."
Indeed, that's what Johnson will be lo(4cing for in '93: more improvement All of
his top players this year will be back, including Murdock, Lewis, Chris Rice (4-9
this season), Chris Grink (3-8), Nien-Tzu
Chen (2-6) and Deo Roedil (1-2).

The men's tennis team is probably upset
that their season is over, judging by the
progress they have shown in the past two
weeks.
After being shut out 9-0 in three of their
first five matches, the Eagles have been
blanked only once in their last six, April 22
at Kutztown State. They've been competitive in most of their late-season contests, including a 7-2 loss to Juniata College in their
final match of the 1992 campaign.
The men, led byfirst-yearhead coach Joel
Johnson, finished the year with a 1-10
record. They were 0-7 in PSAC-West competition, but they did place ninth out of 11
teams in last Friday's conference championships held in Williamsport.
Johnson, who was hired to coach the team
less than two weeks before the season was
to start, expected a season that would have
more losses than wins. He said in March
that his young, inexperienced team of six
sophomores and three freshmen that comprised the singles roster would struggle as
they learned the ropes in the tough conference. No junior or senior saw action.
The men were dealt a cruel blow when
snow, rain and basic dreary weather in early
March kept them off the courts. Johnson
said they needed as much practice and court
time as they could get.
"Most of the teams we played went down
south to get some matches in during spring
break," he said, but that was taken away by
the elements.
And so Johnson's team headed into its
schedule almost cold-turicey. They practiced outside only a handful of times before
With that nucleusreturning,one win on
their first match, a 9-0 loss to Shippensburg
the season probably won't be accq>table.
University on March 28.
Not surprisingly, the men were unable to You can count on that.

Kendall leads golf team
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

The golf team finished their season going
to the PSAC Championship in Dubois April
27-28 at the Treasure Lake Golf Club.
The Eagles were looking to finish higher
than in their previous matches, but were unsuccessful, coming home finishing at the
bottom of the pack.
Teams that participated in the competition were: Clarion, Edinboro, lUP, The
Haven, Millersville, Shippensburg, Slippery
Rock, and West Chester, with lUP as a favorite to win.
When all was said and done, it was lUP
who came out on top, with a team score of
1144, followed by Slippery Rock, who finished with 1181.
Following them was Millersville, Clarion,
Shippensburg, Edinboro, West Chester, and
The Haven, who's score totaled 1357.
It was Mikey Kendall, with the low score
for the Haven, shooting a 85 in the first

round, 78 in the second, and a 88 in third,
totaling a 251. Kyle Cashin followed him
with a 86,91, and a 90, totaling 261.
Ron Vener was next in line with a 92, %,
and a 90, for a 278. Heather Kappesser
shot a 100. 94, and a 90 for a total of 284.
Following her was Jimbo Turner who
scored a 95, 96, and a 95 to equal 286, and
Vince Inzorillo had a 102, 99, and a 92 for
a final score of 293.
Head coach Bob Weller had this to say
about the event: "I was pleased how the
team improved over each round. It was
also nice to play the three rounds in decent
weather."
Weller also attributed some of the team's
problems to the inclement weather conditions they had to play in during the season.
He stated that they probably saw sunshine
in two of their matches, and most had to be
played in the cold, wind, and rain.
Looking over the whole season, Weller
said: "The kids struggled all year but hung
in there the best they could. I'm proud of
these kids."

14 EagUEye Friday.May 1,1992

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Lacrosse team drops final game, finishes below .500
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

The lacrosse team had a record of 2-5 as
of last Friday, and would need to win their
last three games of the season to break even
at .500 for the season. It didn't \aippen. After they defeated Glassboro State and West
Point last week, they had to face the PSAC
"Champion to be," West Chester at home.
First they were at GlassbcHO State last
Thursday where it would be a close match
the whole way through.
Both teams exchanged early goals, with

gles were conttolling the ball much better.
For the final game of the season the
"It leaves a bad taste in your mouth" - Lacrosse coach Bridget Roun
Lady
Eagles were home on Tuesday to face
following the season ending loss to West Chester
division rival West Chester.
The game would mark the end of the caGlassboro scoring first at the 22:51 mark,
Last Sunday it was total lacrosse domi- reers here at Lock Haven for seniws Bonobut 37 seconds later Eileen McCoy got a nation by the Lady Eagles as they traveled mo, McCoy, Pileggi, Stacie Stouffer, and
score of her own and give the assist to Anne to West Point for theirfinalroad game.
Werkiser.
Whitlock.
West Chester would score all their goals
McCoy got the Lady Eagles on the board
Deidre Kif^ scored at the 16:11 mark to three seconds in with the assist going to in the first half. Unfortunately, they scored
give the Eagles a 2-1 lead, but back came Kenna Werkiser. West Point then evened it ten, while Curcio was the only person able
Glassboro a little over a minute later to tie up at 19:14. The rest of the half was all to scwe for the Lady Eagles.
up the score.
Lady Eagles.
In the second half, McCoy was able to
McCoy came through for the Eagles with
Goals by Christine Cursio, McCoy, Pi- get the Lady Eagles a score one minute in,
the next two goals but Glassboro retaUated leggi, Kipp, and Bonomo gave the Lady Ea- and Rivera sewed with 1:41 left in the
with two of their own.
gles a comfortable lead. West Point tacked game. It was too little, too late as West
A goal by Ginny Bonomo got them back on one more to make it 7-2 going into half- Chester went on to defeat the Lady Eagles
in front, followed by McCoy's fourth goal time.
10-3.
of the half to give the Lady Eagles a two
Upon commenting on the game, Roun
The second half was no different. Elizagoal lead. Glassbcn-o State scored on more beth Heit scored at the 22:35 mark but West said, "If we had played well and lost that
and at the half it was 6-5, in favor of the Point answered with one of their own 29 would have been one thing, but we didn't.
Lady Eagles.
It's a tough way for the season to end, espeseconds later. Then the rout was on.
It was a tight defensive second half as
Tracy Rivera, Bonomo, McCoy, Whit- cially for the graduating seniors. It leaves a
neither team was able to score until the lock, Kipp, and Bonomo all sewed for the bad taste in your mouth."
11:12 marie, when Glassboro State tied it up Lady Eagles as they went on to win by a
The win gave West Chester the PSAC tiat six. Then the Eagles turned it up a notch. score of 16-3, closing within one game of tle with a 5-0 division record, and they go
Kipp scored her second at 5:52, followed an even record.
on to face Bloomsburg in the PSAC Chamby Bonomo fifty seconds later, and Denise
Head Coach Bridget Roun made mention pionship. The Lady Eagles however, end
Pileggi iced it away at the 3:40 mark, mak- of Lady Eagle goalie Amy Yoiks, saying the season with a 4-6 record. 1-4 in the
ing the final score 9-6, with the Lady Ea- she played well. She also said the Lady Ea- PSAC.
gles winning.

Bald Eagle alumni, Rhoades and Fay
inducted to Wrestling Hall of Fame
by Sean Tierney
Eagle Eye News Reporter
The Wrestling Hall of Fame added two
more distinguished members last weekend
as Dick Rhoades and Donnie Fay were honored at Bentley Hall for their wrestling
achievements.
Rhoades graduated from then Lock
Haven State College in 1967. As a Bald
Eagle his record stood at 231-77-9.
Rhoades is now a very successful wrestling

coach at Bald Eagle Area High School.
Before graduating in 1972 Donnie Fay
achieved an impressive record of 56-5-0.
During his career Fay was able to capture
the PSAC championship three times.
The highlight of Fay's stay at Lock
Haven came when he was able to capture
the NAIA National Championship in the
118 pound weight class.
Fay also made an impact in the wrestling
world after graduation. In 1972 he was
named to the U.S. Olympic Wrestling
Team, serving as the second alternate in
1972 and started for the U.S. in 1973.

Bald Eagle Intramurals

The Who wins floor hockey title
by Theresa Gomes
Special to the Eagle Eye

The Intramural department finished up
games this week with soccer finals and the
cross country run on Thursday.
Congratulations to THE WHO for defeating AXA-A in the floor hockey championship game.
It was a long season and THE WHO finished in first. Team members for THE
WHO were Todd Schurr, Larry Patterson,
Jesse Deutsch, Danielle Delcorso, Beth Galagher. Karen Vreeland, Mick Cvetnich,

Rob Heller and Michelle Adams.
The winner of the softball final was the
Tuna Eaters. They defeated Cranch and
Munch in a two game final. Team members for the Tuna Eaters were Terry Banks,
Frank Wilson, George Norris, Darren Matthews, Jesse Deutsch, Bob McLaughlin,
Brian Sparr, Dale McCall, Bill Mooney and
Greg Frederick.
Congratulations to all the winners this semester and to all of you who participated in
the intramural games.
Also, thanks to all the supervisors who
helped during the games. Your assistance
was greatly appreciated.

Rugby Club ends tough
season with big win, 37-4
by Keith Wetherhold
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

'Ric Rugby Club cndal a tough sca.son
On a good note by beating Su.squchuniia in

tixt last gaow of d»«eason, .57-4.
The game started slow with both tcam-s
having a problem holding on U) ihc ball.
Ten minutes into the first h^C Dave

Gentzel picked up the ball on a»
Eagles up 134.
At the 30 minute mark, winger Andy
Oles touched a live ball down in Susquehanna's try wm.
Peters put the kick
through, increasing tlie lead 19-4.
The captain (rf tfje team got into the act,
by rumbling 30 meters for the Haven's
fourth try (rf the day. The kick was good
and the half ended 25-4.
The beat got to both teams, as play
slowed tor the first 17 minutes. Jamie
Johnson broke the drought with a 20 meter run up ttic middle of play. Peters added a kick w make die score 3i-4.
1-jve minutes later, scrum-hall Art
McCiocas took a pa.s.s Iwm Jesse Deutsch
to score frotn ten meters out. Once again
the k»^ by Pcto-s wm good, finishing die
scoring and any offense for the rest of the

scrum plfiy and darted five meters for the
$cote. The kick by Tim Peters just wide,
nstidiag^ score 4-0
Susqu^attn^ answwed with a try ol
their own five )niiiNite$ Jtoer. The kick
was no good, lyin^g ttK^^ore at 4-4
That was ihe bt^^tag of d)6 end ftkr
St^uehaima. U>e lEagles improved their
ball-h&ndting stttd carted (k)minatingi>lay<
The final score was ihc Haven 37, SusAt die 20 tmaxm mak, Scott (Mbrie- (j[udltairma4.
n«4e » l»rittiam: 50 m<;^ Uictcki-i)iD;»aking
!!»"»"' gatne eo mn jfot the tiy. ITie Itukk hy Peters was
This w ^ dw ftrst losing the Rugby dob
good, mating the score 10-4,
tm had juiee it& beginning four years ago,
Jnutf three mmntf^ later, Uie Haven was biitjt was a learning experience for many
imiat^ed a pettalty Icickt OM) Vttm. put m new phs^tS*
the 15 mfsm chip-^C* thrtwjjh, to put the

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Friday. May 1,1992 Eagle Eye 15

Llewellyn gives his all for Haven teams
by Janet Clarke
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
For two years Scott Llewellyn, equipment
manager for all 18 Bald Eagle varsity
teams, has done somediing amazing every
day.
He has not missed one day of work since
hired by the university.
Llewellyn's job involves the storage,
maintenance, care, issuing, and cleaning of
all the equipment for the 18 varsity teams.
'There are no dull moments," admits Llewellyn. "It's impossible to anticipate what
is going to happen every day."
Summer doesn't slow down much either,
according to Llewellyn. During the summer, he only has only two months to take
inventory and prepare equipment for the
fall. Summer sports and preseason practices in August limit his time.
Llewellyn graduated from Lock Haven
University in 1985 with a degree in Health
and Physical Education. He was the only
student assistant to Bob Calhoun, who preceded Llewellyn as equipment manager for
19 years.
To keep up relations with other universities, Llewellyn knows their equipment managers and coaches on a first name basis. "I
think we're good hosts," Llewellyn said. He
added that our teams get treated better at

other schools because odier schools are guys to follow in his footsteps.
wellyn only had one student helper. He is
Llewellyn obviously has a good philoso- thankful that Taylor and die administradon
treated well here.
Job pressures for Llewellyn come from phy on success because that is what he has have given him more student assistants and
making sure he does not let down die had at the Haven. "His role is critical for let him use his ideas.
coaches and helps die athletes a great deal
coaches, athletes, or administradon.
Llewellyn said he never says never and
Wrestling coach Carl Poff, who began at also," said Sharon Taylor, die director of listens to his insdncts when asked about his
the university about the same Ume Llewel- athledcs and fleld hockey coach. "I can re- plans for die future. "At this point I'm very
lyn did, praises him for die amount of hours member two different dmes when coaches content and happy," said Llewellyn.
he puts into his job. "Lock Haven Universi- went out of their way to praise him."
ty is real lucky to have him," Poff said.
When he first came to die university, LleAccording to football coach Dennis Therrell, a football coach's two right-hand men
are his trainer and his equipment manager.
"He (Llewellyn) is just as important as any
coach," Therrell said.
"Sometimes I feel like diere's not a possible way to show him how valuable he is to
us," conunued Therrell, speaking for all of
the coaches.
Not only is Llewellyn considered and respected as a coach at the university, he is a
coach in town. Even though Llewellyn did
not play sports in high school because his
parents diought he had better diings to do,
he's been coaching junior league baseball
for twelve years.
This year, though Llewellyn has never
played an inning of baseball, the team of 13
dirough 16-year-old boys he's been coaching in Lock Haven went from "wwst to
fu-st."
Scott Llewellyn takes a break to pose in fromt of his home away from home, the
Llewellyn believes that this makes him a
equipment
window. (Photo by Travis Prebble)
better coach, because he doesn't expect the

Lady Eagles to face Bloomsburg in playoffs
by Kevin Kovac
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The University softball team had a clearcut task Wednesday when they traveled to
Slippery Rock University for a doubleheader. They swept the two games, 2-1 and 7-1,
to finish die regular season at 20-12 and,
more importandy, grabbed second-place in
the Western Division Pennsylvania State
Athledc Conference with a 7-3 record.
"We knew exacdy what we had to do,"
said Kim Lindsey, die team's head coach,
"and we went out and did it."
They will now move on to play Blooms-

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Park in Williamsport tomorrow at 1 p.m.

lucky and catch Bloomsburg on an off day,
something BU rarely has against Lock
Haven. "It seems diat Bloomsburg plays
down to the level of their compeddon a lot.

'If we play strong defense and hit, we can win the championship."
Coach Kim Lindsey on the Pennsylvania State Athledc Conference Championships
If the Lady Eagles defeat Bloomsburg,
they will play the winner of the Cahfomia
University of Pennsylvania-Shippensburg
contest late tomorrow afternoon. It takes
two losses for a team to be eliminated in the
round-robin playoff format.
Lindsey knows that her team is facing a
major uphill batde in Williamsport. "We're
playing some real tough, talented teams,"
she said. Lock Haven is die only unranked
team of die four; Bloomsburg is currendy
the No. 4 Division II team in the country,
Shippensburg is No. 11 and Cal is No. 14.
Earlier this season, die Eagles split a doubleheader with California and were swept
by Bloomsburg. Their scheduled games
with Shippensburg were rained out.
Lindsey expects a tough batde with
Bloomsburg, but she won't let her team be
inumidated by their Interstate 80 rival. "If
we hit, we'll have a good shot at beadng
them." she said. "Our biggest problem
against them has always been our hitung.
When we played diem [on April 9]. our
pitchers kept us in the game, but we only
had three hits. That doesn't produce runs."
Lindsey is hoping that her squad will get

except against us." she said.
The Eagles, who are riding a four-game
win streak into the playoffs (they defeated
Edinboro, 6-1, and Clarion, 6-0, on Tuesday), will count on pitchers Linda Polk and
Eileen Morse in WiUiamsport "They'll be
the keys for us," said Lindsey.
Polk, who will start against Bloomsburg,
is the team's top pitcher this season. Morse
has a better record (10-5 to Polk's 9-5), but
Polk has a better eamed run average (1.44
to Morse's 3.09).
Morse, however, is pitching her best ball
of the season, Lindsey said. "She's struggled at some points this year, but she's really pitching well now," she said of Morse,
who has four consecudve victories.
Morse has been the team's hitting star of
late, rolling up a .417 average in PSACWest play. "I made a mistake by not hitting
her more diis year." Lindsey said of Morse,
who has only been to the plate 14 dmes diis
season.
Of course, the team's top hitters diroughout the year wUl have to produce, Lindsey
said. Among diem are Jenn Huntzinger
(.389 avg.), Theresa Kovach (.360), Jen

Homer (.340) and Jess Brandt (,337).
"If we play strong defense and hit, we
can win the championship," said Lindsey.
"But if we have any letdown, we'll be in
trouble."
The Lady Eagles will advance to the
NCAA Division II Regional playoffs if
they capture die PSAC crown. A regional
triumph would place them in the nadonal
finals in Kansas City to win."

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Bald Eagle track team successful at Penn Relays
by Shawn Liddick
Eagle Eye Sports Editor
The men's and women's track squads participated in three meets this weekend. They
were the Penn Relays (April 24 and 25),
Millersville Metric Invitational (April 25),
and the Pocono Pentathlon - Decathlon Invitational (April 25 and 26).
It was off to Philadelphia for die Penn Relays where the men's 4x400 relay squad ran
its best time of the year, so far, with a time
of 3:23. The team consisted of Ken May,
Miak Trueman, Kevin Wheeler, and Steve
Kravitz.
The same four Bald Eagles made up the
sprint medley relay, mnning a time of
3:40.02. This is the second best time in
Bald Eagle track history.
Then it was off to die MillersvUle Metric
Invitational at MillersviUe University,
where there were some great performances.
For the men, Kravitz was second in the
400-meter dash with a time of 49.83. May
also placed in this event with a time of
50.56.
In die javelin, Brian Wessner was fifth
widi a toss of 168' 3". Wheeler was fifdi in
the 800-meter dash with a time of 1:55.58

and the men's 4x400 of May, Kravitz, Trueman, and Wheeler was fourth with a time of
3:24.75.
The women saw Patti Smoker brought
home the gold in the high jump with a leap
of 5' 6", just missing 5' 8 1/4".
"She had two very close attempts," said
head coach Mark Elliston, "Just missing
both times."
Holli Spotts was sixth with 5' 2" in die
high jump. Leshe Kopp brought home the
silver, and a personal best, with a distance
of 16' 11". This jump qualified her for the
PSAC Championships, to be held in a
couple of weeks.
Amanda Nixon threw the discus 125' 9"
to place second, achieve a personal best,
and qualify for die PSAC Championships.
MicheUe Roush also had a personal best
in the 4(X)-meter dash, quaUfying for the
PSAC Championships, with a time of
1:01.7.
Tina Gilbert was a bit off her usual time
in die 100-meter dash widi a time of 13.03,
placing fifth.
The 400-meter relay of Roush, Celeste
Wemer. Wendy Wise, and Gilbert tumed in
a fifdi place in the meet and placing the
squad third on the all time list, with a time
of 51.81.

Kevin Wheeler coming down the stretch in die 800-meter at the Millersville Metric
Invitational to finish fifth with a time of 1:55.58. (Photo by head coach Mark Elliston)
On April 25 and 26, Tracy Trapp and
Glen Allison competed in the Pocono Heptadilon - Decadilon at East Stix>udsburg
University. Trapp competed in die Heptadilon and Allison competed in the Decathlon.
Trj^p was first out of four competitors
and qualified for die PSAC championships
widi a point total of 3993 points. The Hep-

Mark Trueman (middle) giving it his all in die 4x400-meter relay at die Millersville Metric Invitational. The team consisted of
Ken May, Steve Kravitz, Traeman, and Kevin Wheeler. (Photo by head coach Mark Elliston)

tathlon event consisted of the 100-meter
high hurdles, high jump (personal best of 5'
2 1/2"), shot put, 200-meter dash, long
jump, javelin, and the 800-meter dash.
Allison placed third out of eight competitOTS with a PSAC Championship qualifying
total of 5128. Decadilon events include
l(X)-meter dash, long jump, high jump, shot
put. 400-meter dash, 110-meter high hurdles, discus, pole vault, javelin and the
1500-meter ran.
The next action for die Bald Eagles will
begin tomorrow at the Kutztown Open Invitational. The PSAC championships are die
following weekend on May 9 and 10.