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Lock Haven State Colleg
The Bundling Plan
It's a substitute for Arab oil
by Art Buchwald
Everyone is coming up
with new methods of helping
during the energy crisis.
Some ideas are nutty but
others are very practicle and
should be called to the atterh
tion of the government.
Professor
Heinrich
Applebaum has been studying
new methods of sharing heat,
and has just written a paper
titled "Bundling and the
Energy Crisis" which he
presented to the Society of
Thermostat Inspectors.
Applebaum told me after
giving his report: "The
place where we waste the
most heat in our homes is
in bed. America can no longer afford the luxury of having
one person sleep in bed all
by himself. If we can persuade people to voluntarily
share their beds, we could
turn down the thermostats in
our homes seven degrees."
"Would these
people
have to be married?" I asked.
"In normal times I would
say yes. But this is the
biggest emergency our country
has ever faced and I think
people
should be given
waivers if they aren't married,
at least until the crisis is
over."
"Then
you
consider
bedpooling as a major solution to the heating shortage?"
"Absolutely.
We must
make Americans feel unpatriotic if they go to bed alone.
We must instill a new spirit
of bundling in this country."
"il sounds great on
paper," I said, "but luppose
people refuse to share their
beds with others?"
Applebaum pursed his
lips. "Then the government
will have to step in and take
forceful
measures.
These
could include putting a surtax on citizens who insist on
sleeping alone. This tax
would be so high that it would
be very unprofitable to refuse
to bundle with somebody
else. We could also give
tax reductions to those who
are willing to pool their beds.
For example, if Bob and
Carol and Ted and Alice
were willing to bundle together, they would get 10
percent off on their income
taxes."
"What about people who
have to sleep atone, such
as policemen, doctors and
newspaper reporters?"
"They would have a
special sticker put on their
beds exempting them from
the bundling laws. This
sticker would be given only
to people who could prove
Iheir work is so essential
they cannot bundle up with
anybody."
"How do you think the
American people will take to
forced bundling''"
"I think the American
people will be willing to
share their beds with others
once Nixon explains it to
(hem. Body heat is still the
greatest resourse this country
has, and we can get through
the winter providing everyone
—and I mean everyone—
cooperates."
"Suppose you have a
have a large empty bed and
no one to bundle wi th? What
do you do then?
"We hope to set up
bedpooling
information
centers all over the country.
All you would have to do is
call a number and we'd tell
you who is looking for someone to share a bed. These
centers would be open 24
hours a day."
"It sounds complicated,"
I said. "But I guess it's
worth it."
Applebaum
said:
"It
will work. To get the people
to cooperate, we will have
an advertising campaign on
television."
"What will be your
slogan''"
"Do something patriotic;
share a bed!"
Attention - Students, Faculty and Staff who signed
for flu injections-The
second injection will be
given today at the Glennon
Infirmary from 12 noon
until 1 p.m.
Anyone planning to take
"Curriculum and Methodology" in Spring 1974,
Summer 1974, or Fall 1974,
please come to Himes 101
or 102 to sign up. A lis!
will also be posted on the
bulletin board outside
Himes 102
Copyright 1973
Los Angeles Times
reprinted wilh permission
Spring Semester
a prevalent question
By Joe Savrock
Will the spring semester
begin as scheduled on January
14''
This is the prevalent
question being asked by the
college community. As the
energy crisis becomes increasingly severe and the
semester in question rapidly
approaches, the situation becomes more relevant.
"It is a good question,"
quipped Dr. Gerald R. Robinson, Academic Vice President,
indicating that it is too early
for anybody to have an answer.
"As it now stands, we plan to
begin the semester as it is
scheduled.
"There are so many
variables involved at this
time," continued Dr. Robinsott
The result, he said, could be
determined by any number of
factors, such as the severity
of the winter or regulations
set down by the government.
"The major variable is
how cold it will be before that
time," said Mr. David J. Arseneault, Coordinator of Campus
Activities. Expecially cool
weather between now and mi*
January would be a dominant
factor in a decision to lengthen the semester break
Arseneault believes that
the
Federal
government's
proposal to ration fuel could
have an effect on the situation
"If we feel that we have
enough fuel to last the entire
semester," he said, "we
probably will open on schedule.
But we don't want'to
begin the semester if we can't
keep the college operating."
Closii^ the college partway through the semester would
continued on page 2
page 2
EAGLE EYE
Lock Haven State College
LHSC feels effects of energy crisis
further savings on electricity.
The survey may take two or
Even in the remote regions three days and would be performed at no cost to the
of the Allegheny Mountain,
college.
LHSC feels the effect s of the
The committee has subenergy crisis. A committee
mitted a list of recommendations
has been formed to investigate
to be implemented and invesand recommend how LHS may
tigated further as well as
minimize the effect of the
several supplemental reports
energy crisis.
The reports contain long
The Committee on Conrange items involving capital
servation
of
Institutional
investment and short range items
Resources is made up of repimplementing regular operationresentatives of the administraal improvement.
tion, clerical staff, faculty,
maintenance staff, off-campus
The long range suggestions
representatives
and
law
include such items as instalenforcement.
ling mercury vapor lights in
the Field House because they
According to Dave Arsenault, chairman of Ihe committee cost less to maintain than the
present incandescent lights
Pennsylvania Power and Light
insulating heating pipes and
has been contacted and they
have agreed to send a represent- valves and using small economy
cars for official use.
ative to the campus to survey
the electrical usage here The
Many of the short term
representative
would make
recommendations have been
further recommendat ions as to implemented already such as
how the college can make
removing unnecessary light
By Betsy Woolridge
bulbs and eliminating illumination of outdoor signs.
Arsenault believes that
the most important aspect will
be making people aware of
the energy crisis and that conservation must take piace.
IMPORTANT: Alt students
who registered fir EDSOis
Elementary Rofessional
Semester, on Saturday, Nov.
11, please turn in the pai^
ticipation questionnaire
inmediately to Kfrs.
McCloskey in Himes 106.
Good day and
good bundling
^V ^^""y Mi Her
Being of sound (questionable) mind and one to
help in a crisis, I am only
toooo glad to comply with
the latest curtailments. As
a matter of fact (more
questionable), I even go a
little further.
This morning, as I
slipped out of my comfortably
chilly bed (no
electric blanket), my feet
hit a sandpapered floor
(no insulation). I shuffled
out to the kitchen to get
breakfast and because I
don't waste electricity with
a toaster, 1 sprinkled hot
pepper and chili powder on
my pop tarts to warm them
The Phantom Serialist nas contributed this episode to the up (which it did)!
Eagle Eye and like everylhing else aboul Super Pusher it doesn't
A refreshingly freezing
fit in "chronological time."
shower was next. After
In Ihis pre-holiday episode. Super Pusher, eager to assure
melting the relatively thin
everyone a fantasucally peaceful yule, enters the den o] the ^^^^j ^f -^^ ,[^g, ^^^^^^^ ^
fearful and extremely liberated female ghastly known as by jumping up and down to
ELAPPOGKA.
generate body heat, I dressed
What is to become of our //cro'' His only weapon is a in a basic warm wool. (What
two-thirds full can of Wizard "Pol Pourri" Deodorizer and a could be more comfortable?)
new box of E'ruit Ence, l^ut, as you know. Super Pusher has a
I then strolled out to my
way with danger, and nol even the prospect of ELAPPOGRA's
vile breath, her hideously slimy and justly famous embraceySpring Semester
squeezey till yat go all i^ouey, and her unspeakable tendency
continued from page 1
to read MS. while sucking cumquals can deter his drive lo make
create loo many hardships.
your Noel swell.
Unlike high schools, a college
The cave of ELAt^POGKA is a vast and yawning mess.
cannot feasibly close its
Peril, Super Pusher, I^EKIL lurks in ever\' cranny and crack. classes a day at a time lo
The ooze is treacherous; the fissures are lo be avoided; and
avoid the most frigid days.
Ihe throne of ELAPPOGRA, surrounded by old cumqual peels
"We have over a thousand
and the gooeys oj her victims are the main terrors. Stepping
studenis who live on the camdelicately through all this while chewing Ihe whole box of
pus." reasons Dr. Robinson.
Eruit Eace, Super ['usher moves closer to ELAPPOGRA until
"iWe would necessarily have to
he IS just a Wizard spray away. She sees him arid lets fly a maintain the donns and cafebelch so unspealiably and obscenely tasteless that nol even teria on those days." Closing
in Zimmerii would it go unnoticed. Super Pusher is alx>ut to
for a week at a time w ould
leave the whole yule thing to the individual when he notices a
upset the pace of the semester.
tiny trap door in the ttase of ELAPPOGRA's throne. Using his
Absorbing the
spring
Wizard Spray to clean off the inscription, he reads:
vacation break into the
He who seeks ELAPPOGRA's end
Christmas break, said Dr.
Inlo GELBOGS must descend
Robinson, is a more logical
To find Ihe secret key of fate
possibility.
To find ELAPPOGRA's destined mate!!
Dr. Robinson said that a
Will
Super Pusher
for,,,tthe
m i l juf/cr
r u a f i c i dare
u » i c descend
u u i . . . . . ~ into
••.." f/if
••••» GELBOOS
—-—w,^.
group c o n s i s t i n s nf fa I.
seael key and the identity of ELAPPOGRA's bridegroom'' The staff, and studem members fs
answer will appear before the first Yule Log burns merrily in fcnning. In case Ihe c ' '
Flappogra^s yule log burns
merrily in Avis
'^^'*-
Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973
''ecomes critically severe, the
vehicle. As I jumped onto a
comfortable wooden bench,
I revved up my horse and
off I went in my sleek, new
buggy.
When I arrived at sch9ol,
1 entered and walked up four
flights of stairs (electric
elevator off). I breezed into
a semi-dark, semi-freezing
room and sat down for a
semi-frozen lecture by a
definitely turned off teacher.
Journeying to the cafeteria for lunch, I found what
else but cold cuts and cold
chocolate.
Again at home, I opened
all the closet doors to
release hiding heat and
proceeded
to make an
advertisement for bundling
(no
further
explanation
should be needed).
I would tell you how
successful the bundling was,
but to save electricity I will
now turn off my electric
typewriter.
Good day and good
bundling.
group will appoint a special
committee to determine possible actions which will be
taken.
I think I'm allergic to
morning.
UNWANUP
PFtGNANCY?
AMINICAN f AMILY PLANMING ISA
HOtriTAL AFFILIATED ORGANIZA
TION OFFf RING YOU ALL A l T f RNATIVES TO AN UNWANTED PREONANCY FORJMPORMATION IN YOUR
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NBHMNG
Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973
EAGLE EYE
Lock Haven State College
page 3
LHSC Battle of the Sexes:
The Lock Haven State
Cross Coantry
72 and competed the second College
semester last season is set Team offlcialiy challengas
at 177 pounds.
the Women's Field Hockey
Art Baker, a freshman
Team to a Soccer match on
from Carnegie, could get the
nod at 190 pounds f or the Thursday, Dec. 6,1973 at
opener and Jim Schuster, a
260 poundet is back at heavy- 3:4S.
weight. Last year as a freshman
A collection will be
he placed Sth at the NCAA
taken at the game to
College Division Tournament.
The
1973-74
varsity benefit the campus United
schedule:
Fund campaign.
8 lettermen-Dr Cox is optimistic
Eight lettermen could be
in the lineup for the Lock
Haven State wrestling team on
Saturday, Dec. 1 in the 197374 home opener with Morgan
State College, a newcomer to
the schedule.
Dr. Ken Cox, head coach
at LHS, is optimistic for this
season despite a very tough
14 meet schedule that includes
matches with national powers
Oklahoma
University
and
Clarion State plus competing
in the first Penn State University Invitational Tournament,
Dec. 7-8.
"We'll have mostly good
experienced wrestlers in the
lineup and plenty of depth
this year," stated Coach Cox.
Slated for action at 118
pounds is senior Brian Kuntz
who came on strong at the end
of last season compiling a
14-10 record and placed third
at conference meet.
Lock Haven native Bob
Banfill a junior letterman or
Ben Shipman, sophomore from
Jersey Shore, will go at 126.
Pennsylvania Conference
Champion Rob Johnson with
a fine 20-9-4 record last year
is set for 134 and at 142 another junior letterman, Lou
Conway will see action.
Dave Crowell a Jtnrior
varsity wrestler in 1972-73
will be at 158 pounds. Don
Eichenlaub the defending ISO
pound conference champdon
will move to 158 to open the
season.
At 167 will be last year's
most improved grappler, Don
Adamx, a two-year letter
winner. Dave Wasson who
lettered as a freshman in 1971-
DATE
OPPONENT
Dec.
Dec. 7-8
Dec. 13
Dec. 15
Jan.
%
9
Jan.
Jan. 12
Jan. 19
Jan. 26
Jan. 31
Feb.
2
6
Feb.
Feb. 9
Feb. 13
Feb. 16
Feb. 22-23
8 p.m.
Morgan Stale
Home
Penn State Invitational Tournament
Away
Brockport (NY) State University
8 p.m.
Away
Buffalo (NY) State University
8 p.m.
Home
8 p.m.
Yale University
Home
Oklahoma University
8 p.m.
Home
Pacific (Oregon) University
8 p.m.
Home
iSlippery Rock State College
8 p.m.
Away
East Stroudsburg State College
8 p.m.
Home
CaliforniaState College
8 p.m.
Home
8 p.m.
Clarion State College
Away
Bloomsburg State College
8 p.m.
Home
University of Pittsburgh
2 p.m.
Away
Shippensburg State College
8 p.m.
Away
Waynesburg College
8 p.m.
Home
Pennsylvania Conference Toui^
al Slippery Rock
nament
TIME LOCATION
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^
Limifed flckefs
A limited number of
wrestling reserved season
tickets are still available.
Contact Ms. Bonnie Beck,
Ticket Manager, Parson's
Student Union. Faculty members with an activity card can
obtain the tickets at one-half
price of $8 for nine 'super'
home matches. The nationally
ranked Bald-Eagles open the
1973-74 home season at 8 p.m.
this Saturday against Morgan
Slate University, with the
Junior Varsity going at 6 p.m.
LHS Psych Prof
co-author
By Pam Snyder
Civil Service announces deadlines
The U.S. Civil Service
Conmiission announced the
filing deadlines for 1974
summer jobs with Federal
agencies. Those who file by
December 28, will be tested
between February 2 and 16;
and by January 25, between
February 23 and March 9, at
locations convenient to them.
The Commission said
the earlier a student files
and takes the test, the
greater the chances for
employment. Each summer
about 10,000 positions are
filled from a pool of more
than
100,000
eligibles.
About 8,000 of these are
clerical jobs, and approfimately 2,000 are aides in
engineering and sciencV
occupations.
Complete
instructions
for filing and information on
opportunitiea avaiUble are
contained in CSC announcement No. 414, Summer Jobs
in Federal Agencies, which
obtained from
may
be
Job Information
Federal
most
college
Centers,
placement offices, or from
the Civil Service Commission,
Washington,
D.C.
20415.
Unhke its practice in
past years, the Commission
will not automatically send
forms to those who qualified
in 1973 and who may wish to
remain on the lists for
consideration in 1974. Those
who qualified for summer
employment in 1973 must
update their applications by
submitting a form enclosed
in the announcement. They
are not required to repeat the
written test.
The U.S. Postal Service
is nol participating in the
summer employment examination for 1974. Inquiries
regarding summer employment with the Postal Service
should be directed to the
post office where employBKiU is desired.
New club—Bald Eagle Divers
Recently,
the
Bald
Eagle
Divers
held an
organizational meeting. At
this meeting, the constitution, fees, patch emblems,
and trips to Florida and the
Bahamas were discussed.
Officers were also elected.
They are: Pres.-Axt OaUama;
V. Pres.-Mike Holter; S e c Becky Gilbert; Treas.-Thad
Bydlon; Sergeant-At-ArmsSteven C. Liddic. If anyone
ia interested in joining this
club, contact any of the
officers. Lessons start this
Friday and are every Friday
from MO P.M.
Eric Hatch, a psychology
professor at Lock Haven State
College, along with Sol
Magendzo, has written a book.
Someone Who Really Cares.
It is soon to be published by
Mi-fix Associates.
The subject of the book
is a child with a learning
disability.
Someone Who
Really Cares relates to the
feelings and emotional needs
of the child rather than intellectual needs. It shows that
a child with a lea ming disability should talk out his
feelings of difference.
The two school psychologists have written this book
on a second grade lev el, so
a child wilh a learn ing disability can read the book and
relate to it. This is to be the
first in a series of chiklren's
books written by Hatch and
Magendzo dealing with learning
diaabilities.
Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973
EAOLE EYE
page 4
Lock Haven State College
CAS holds lobby Dec4
At the meeting of the
Board of Coordinators held
Nov.17, 1973, a motion was
passed
that
stated:
"CAS hold a lobby ing action
in Harrisburg on Dec. 4, 1973."
No mention was made concerning the number of studenis to
be sent from each school.
Lock Haven State College
will be represented by 18
students in Harrisburg for
this lobbying action. We
feel that the lobbying action
can be effectively attained by
having informal discussions
with the legislators and
speakers on Ihe floor representing CAS.
The rationale for sending
busloads of students to
Harrisburg al this time is in
a desperate need of evaluation
when we set our priorities
above that of the national
fuel crisis. We urge studenis
to realize that there are very
t>robable adverse effects to
our venture of securing appropriations when we show our
indifference to this situation
of prime importance.
Brighten the life of a
chiki
with your bright
Christmas bulb."
The Veterans Club of
LHS in cooperation with the
Bucktail Inn is sponsoring a
Cerebral Palsey DriVe. A
donation of $1.00 entitles
each person to have his
name appear on the giant
poster which will be located
in Bentley Hall Lounge. In
addition, names of donators
will be attached to a
Christmas ornanient suspended from the ceiling al Ihe
Most
appreciative
Dear Editor:
I am most appreciative of
the tvo Eagle Eye articles on
library vandalism by Joe
Savrock. The articles were a
fresh and lively presentation
of a perennial library problem
and certainly brought our
present situation to the attention of everyone.
Sincerely,
Robert S. Bravard
Head Librarian
Four Siren fi Skoppini/
CiBtir
Schmidt's, Valley Forge, Duke, Budweise-, Michelob
ond Other Favorite Brands
Complete Shasta Line, Other Favorite Soft Drinks,
Ice and Party Snacks
Phen* 748 4073
Lost: 2 manilla folders
and a green notebook in
vicinity of PUB bookstore.
Needed desperately!!
If
found,
return
to Sue
Constantini, 204 Gross.
Bucktail Inn.
The Vets will be collecting donations in Bentley
Hall Lounge on Wednesday,
Thursday,
and
Friday,
December 5, 6, and 7.
Pledges can also be
made
at the Academic
Affairs Office, first floor
Raub or a dollar can be
given to any member of die
Vets' Club. Be sure to give
your name so it can be
attached to a bulb and
appear on the poster.
"Britten the life of a
child..."
Con/er
I ask anybody with Ihe
answers lo write or in some
way make yourself known.
Thank youPersistance
A W Gundlach & Sons
I25H9«on Blvd.
CLASSIFIEDS
Brighten the life of a child
Dear Editor.... I ask anybody
To the Editor;
Being
the
stubborn
person I nm, I am writing
again. My questions about
the Student Publications
Board becoming a standing
commiltee of the Studeni
Co-operative Council slill
haven't been answered.
What progress has Ihe
study commission made?
What would be the legal
ramifications?
If the SPB would become
a committee, would its
members
automatically
become SCC members, or
would they have no vote in
publication matters?
Who started this action
and why?
What would be the
advantages?
Applications for tkt
Harrisburg state iNttnship must be filed by 1:00
p.m., Wednesday, November 28.
The metric system is
based on the distance between
either pole and the equator
bf the earth. This distance
was broken down into ten
million units, or meters.
1
Wanted: 2 occupants for
the Zoo next semester.
Call 748-7261.
Anyone Student teaching
at BEN 1st nine weeks
of spring semester, please
contact
Cindy
Schenck,
202 Gross, ext. 469, 748-9941
A mer J can
UMER^^
Loc k H
aven
404 Bellefonte Ave.
748-6350
Ryder Tnick Rental
Inspection Station
Road Service
National Car Rental
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News Editor
Sports Editor
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Assoc.
Barbara Wiiss
William Mahon
Gary Brubaker
Layout Editor
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Ms. Marian Huttenstine
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The Bundling Plan
It's a substitute for Arab oil
by Art Buchwald
Everyone is coming up
with new methods of helping
during the energy crisis.
Some ideas are nutty but
others are very practicle and
should be called to the atterh
tion of the government.
Professor
Heinrich
Applebaum has been studying
new methods of sharing heat,
and has just written a paper
titled "Bundling and the
Energy Crisis" which he
presented to the Society of
Thermostat Inspectors.
Applebaum told me after
giving his report: "The
place where we waste the
most heat in our homes is
in bed. America can no longer afford the luxury of having
one person sleep in bed all
by himself. If we can persuade people to voluntarily
share their beds, we could
turn down the thermostats in
our homes seven degrees."
"Would these
people
have to be married?" I asked.
"In normal times I would
say yes. But this is the
biggest emergency our country
has ever faced and I think
people
should be given
waivers if they aren't married,
at least until the crisis is
over."
"Then
you
consider
bedpooling as a major solution to the heating shortage?"
"Absolutely.
We must
make Americans feel unpatriotic if they go to bed alone.
We must instill a new spirit
of bundling in this country."
"il sounds great on
paper," I said, "but luppose
people refuse to share their
beds with others?"
Applebaum pursed his
lips. "Then the government
will have to step in and take
forceful
measures.
These
could include putting a surtax on citizens who insist on
sleeping alone. This tax
would be so high that it would
be very unprofitable to refuse
to bundle with somebody
else. We could also give
tax reductions to those who
are willing to pool their beds.
For example, if Bob and
Carol and Ted and Alice
were willing to bundle together, they would get 10
percent off on their income
taxes."
"What about people who
have to sleep atone, such
as policemen, doctors and
newspaper reporters?"
"They would have a
special sticker put on their
beds exempting them from
the bundling laws. This
sticker would be given only
to people who could prove
Iheir work is so essential
they cannot bundle up with
anybody."
"How do you think the
American people will take to
forced bundling''"
"I think the American
people will be willing to
share their beds with others
once Nixon explains it to
(hem. Body heat is still the
greatest resourse this country
has, and we can get through
the winter providing everyone
—and I mean everyone—
cooperates."
"Suppose you have a
have a large empty bed and
no one to bundle wi th? What
do you do then?
"We hope to set up
bedpooling
information
centers all over the country.
All you would have to do is
call a number and we'd tell
you who is looking for someone to share a bed. These
centers would be open 24
hours a day."
"It sounds complicated,"
I said. "But I guess it's
worth it."
Applebaum
said:
"It
will work. To get the people
to cooperate, we will have
an advertising campaign on
television."
"What will be your
slogan''"
"Do something patriotic;
share a bed!"
Attention - Students, Faculty and Staff who signed
for flu injections-The
second injection will be
given today at the Glennon
Infirmary from 12 noon
until 1 p.m.
Anyone planning to take
"Curriculum and Methodology" in Spring 1974,
Summer 1974, or Fall 1974,
please come to Himes 101
or 102 to sign up. A lis!
will also be posted on the
bulletin board outside
Himes 102
Copyright 1973
Los Angeles Times
reprinted wilh permission
Spring Semester
a prevalent question
By Joe Savrock
Will the spring semester
begin as scheduled on January
14''
This is the prevalent
question being asked by the
college community. As the
energy crisis becomes increasingly severe and the
semester in question rapidly
approaches, the situation becomes more relevant.
"It is a good question,"
quipped Dr. Gerald R. Robinson, Academic Vice President,
indicating that it is too early
for anybody to have an answer.
"As it now stands, we plan to
begin the semester as it is
scheduled.
"There are so many
variables involved at this
time," continued Dr. Robinsott
The result, he said, could be
determined by any number of
factors, such as the severity
of the winter or regulations
set down by the government.
"The major variable is
how cold it will be before that
time," said Mr. David J. Arseneault, Coordinator of Campus
Activities. Expecially cool
weather between now and mi*
January would be a dominant
factor in a decision to lengthen the semester break
Arseneault believes that
the
Federal
government's
proposal to ration fuel could
have an effect on the situation
"If we feel that we have
enough fuel to last the entire
semester," he said, "we
probably will open on schedule.
But we don't want'to
begin the semester if we can't
keep the college operating."
Closii^ the college partway through the semester would
continued on page 2
page 2
EAGLE EYE
Lock Haven State College
LHSC feels effects of energy crisis
further savings on electricity.
The survey may take two or
Even in the remote regions three days and would be performed at no cost to the
of the Allegheny Mountain,
college.
LHSC feels the effect s of the
The committee has subenergy crisis. A committee
mitted a list of recommendations
has been formed to investigate
to be implemented and invesand recommend how LHS may
tigated further as well as
minimize the effect of the
several supplemental reports
energy crisis.
The reports contain long
The Committee on Conrange items involving capital
servation
of
Institutional
investment and short range items
Resources is made up of repimplementing regular operationresentatives of the administraal improvement.
tion, clerical staff, faculty,
maintenance staff, off-campus
The long range suggestions
representatives
and
law
include such items as instalenforcement.
ling mercury vapor lights in
the Field House because they
According to Dave Arsenault, chairman of Ihe committee cost less to maintain than the
present incandescent lights
Pennsylvania Power and Light
insulating heating pipes and
has been contacted and they
have agreed to send a represent- valves and using small economy
cars for official use.
ative to the campus to survey
the electrical usage here The
Many of the short term
representative
would make
recommendations have been
further recommendat ions as to implemented already such as
how the college can make
removing unnecessary light
By Betsy Woolridge
bulbs and eliminating illumination of outdoor signs.
Arsenault believes that
the most important aspect will
be making people aware of
the energy crisis and that conservation must take piace.
IMPORTANT: Alt students
who registered fir EDSOis
Elementary Rofessional
Semester, on Saturday, Nov.
11, please turn in the pai^
ticipation questionnaire
inmediately to Kfrs.
McCloskey in Himes 106.
Good day and
good bundling
^V ^^""y Mi Her
Being of sound (questionable) mind and one to
help in a crisis, I am only
toooo glad to comply with
the latest curtailments. As
a matter of fact (more
questionable), I even go a
little further.
This morning, as I
slipped out of my comfortably
chilly bed (no
electric blanket), my feet
hit a sandpapered floor
(no insulation). I shuffled
out to the kitchen to get
breakfast and because I
don't waste electricity with
a toaster, 1 sprinkled hot
pepper and chili powder on
my pop tarts to warm them
The Phantom Serialist nas contributed this episode to the up (which it did)!
Eagle Eye and like everylhing else aboul Super Pusher it doesn't
A refreshingly freezing
fit in "chronological time."
shower was next. After
In Ihis pre-holiday episode. Super Pusher, eager to assure
melting the relatively thin
everyone a fantasucally peaceful yule, enters the den o] the ^^^^j ^f -^^ ,[^g, ^^^^^^^ ^
fearful and extremely liberated female ghastly known as by jumping up and down to
ELAPPOGKA.
generate body heat, I dressed
What is to become of our //cro'' His only weapon is a in a basic warm wool. (What
two-thirds full can of Wizard "Pol Pourri" Deodorizer and a could be more comfortable?)
new box of E'ruit Ence, l^ut, as you know. Super Pusher has a
I then strolled out to my
way with danger, and nol even the prospect of ELAPPOGRA's
vile breath, her hideously slimy and justly famous embraceySpring Semester
squeezey till yat go all i^ouey, and her unspeakable tendency
continued from page 1
to read MS. while sucking cumquals can deter his drive lo make
create loo many hardships.
your Noel swell.
Unlike high schools, a college
The cave of ELAt^POGKA is a vast and yawning mess.
cannot feasibly close its
Peril, Super Pusher, I^EKIL lurks in ever\' cranny and crack. classes a day at a time lo
The ooze is treacherous; the fissures are lo be avoided; and
avoid the most frigid days.
Ihe throne of ELAPPOGRA, surrounded by old cumqual peels
"We have over a thousand
and the gooeys oj her victims are the main terrors. Stepping
studenis who live on the camdelicately through all this while chewing Ihe whole box of
pus." reasons Dr. Robinson.
Eruit Eace, Super ['usher moves closer to ELAPPOGRA until
"iWe would necessarily have to
he IS just a Wizard spray away. She sees him arid lets fly a maintain the donns and cafebelch so unspealiably and obscenely tasteless that nol even teria on those days." Closing
in Zimmerii would it go unnoticed. Super Pusher is alx>ut to
for a week at a time w ould
leave the whole yule thing to the individual when he notices a
upset the pace of the semester.
tiny trap door in the ttase of ELAPPOGRA's throne. Using his
Absorbing the
spring
Wizard Spray to clean off the inscription, he reads:
vacation break into the
He who seeks ELAPPOGRA's end
Christmas break, said Dr.
Inlo GELBOGS must descend
Robinson, is a more logical
To find Ihe secret key of fate
possibility.
To find ELAPPOGRA's destined mate!!
Dr. Robinson said that a
Will
Super Pusher
for,,,tthe
m i l juf/cr
r u a f i c i dare
u » i c descend
u u i . . . . . ~ into
••.." f/if
••••» GELBOOS
—-—w,^.
group c o n s i s t i n s nf fa I.
seael key and the identity of ELAPPOGRA's bridegroom'' The staff, and studem members fs
answer will appear before the first Yule Log burns merrily in fcnning. In case Ihe c ' '
Flappogra^s yule log burns
merrily in Avis
'^^'*-
Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973
''ecomes critically severe, the
vehicle. As I jumped onto a
comfortable wooden bench,
I revved up my horse and
off I went in my sleek, new
buggy.
When I arrived at sch9ol,
1 entered and walked up four
flights of stairs (electric
elevator off). I breezed into
a semi-dark, semi-freezing
room and sat down for a
semi-frozen lecture by a
definitely turned off teacher.
Journeying to the cafeteria for lunch, I found what
else but cold cuts and cold
chocolate.
Again at home, I opened
all the closet doors to
release hiding heat and
proceeded
to make an
advertisement for bundling
(no
further
explanation
should be needed).
I would tell you how
successful the bundling was,
but to save electricity I will
now turn off my electric
typewriter.
Good day and good
bundling.
group will appoint a special
committee to determine possible actions which will be
taken.
I think I'm allergic to
morning.
UNWANUP
PFtGNANCY?
AMINICAN f AMILY PLANMING ISA
HOtriTAL AFFILIATED ORGANIZA
TION OFFf RING YOU ALL A l T f RNATIVES TO AN UNWANTED PREONANCY FORJMPORMATION IN YOUR
AREAOlLL
4N)(2I5)44»J00<
NBHMNG
Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973
EAGLE EYE
Lock Haven State College
page 3
LHSC Battle of the Sexes:
The Lock Haven State
Cross Coantry
72 and competed the second College
semester last season is set Team offlcialiy challengas
at 177 pounds.
the Women's Field Hockey
Art Baker, a freshman
Team to a Soccer match on
from Carnegie, could get the
nod at 190 pounds f or the Thursday, Dec. 6,1973 at
opener and Jim Schuster, a
260 poundet is back at heavy- 3:4S.
weight. Last year as a freshman
A collection will be
he placed Sth at the NCAA
taken at the game to
College Division Tournament.
The
1973-74
varsity benefit the campus United
schedule:
Fund campaign.
8 lettermen-Dr Cox is optimistic
Eight lettermen could be
in the lineup for the Lock
Haven State wrestling team on
Saturday, Dec. 1 in the 197374 home opener with Morgan
State College, a newcomer to
the schedule.
Dr. Ken Cox, head coach
at LHS, is optimistic for this
season despite a very tough
14 meet schedule that includes
matches with national powers
Oklahoma
University
and
Clarion State plus competing
in the first Penn State University Invitational Tournament,
Dec. 7-8.
"We'll have mostly good
experienced wrestlers in the
lineup and plenty of depth
this year," stated Coach Cox.
Slated for action at 118
pounds is senior Brian Kuntz
who came on strong at the end
of last season compiling a
14-10 record and placed third
at conference meet.
Lock Haven native Bob
Banfill a junior letterman or
Ben Shipman, sophomore from
Jersey Shore, will go at 126.
Pennsylvania Conference
Champion Rob Johnson with
a fine 20-9-4 record last year
is set for 134 and at 142 another junior letterman, Lou
Conway will see action.
Dave Crowell a Jtnrior
varsity wrestler in 1972-73
will be at 158 pounds. Don
Eichenlaub the defending ISO
pound conference champdon
will move to 158 to open the
season.
At 167 will be last year's
most improved grappler, Don
Adamx, a two-year letter
winner. Dave Wasson who
lettered as a freshman in 1971-
DATE
OPPONENT
Dec.
Dec. 7-8
Dec. 13
Dec. 15
Jan.
%
9
Jan.
Jan. 12
Jan. 19
Jan. 26
Jan. 31
Feb.
2
6
Feb.
Feb. 9
Feb. 13
Feb. 16
Feb. 22-23
8 p.m.
Morgan Stale
Home
Penn State Invitational Tournament
Away
Brockport (NY) State University
8 p.m.
Away
Buffalo (NY) State University
8 p.m.
Home
8 p.m.
Yale University
Home
Oklahoma University
8 p.m.
Home
Pacific (Oregon) University
8 p.m.
Home
iSlippery Rock State College
8 p.m.
Away
East Stroudsburg State College
8 p.m.
Home
CaliforniaState College
8 p.m.
Home
8 p.m.
Clarion State College
Away
Bloomsburg State College
8 p.m.
Home
University of Pittsburgh
2 p.m.
Away
Shippensburg State College
8 p.m.
Away
Waynesburg College
8 p.m.
Home
Pennsylvania Conference Toui^
al Slippery Rock
nament
TIME LOCATION
-
^
Limifed flckefs
A limited number of
wrestling reserved season
tickets are still available.
Contact Ms. Bonnie Beck,
Ticket Manager, Parson's
Student Union. Faculty members with an activity card can
obtain the tickets at one-half
price of $8 for nine 'super'
home matches. The nationally
ranked Bald-Eagles open the
1973-74 home season at 8 p.m.
this Saturday against Morgan
Slate University, with the
Junior Varsity going at 6 p.m.
LHS Psych Prof
co-author
By Pam Snyder
Civil Service announces deadlines
The U.S. Civil Service
Conmiission announced the
filing deadlines for 1974
summer jobs with Federal
agencies. Those who file by
December 28, will be tested
between February 2 and 16;
and by January 25, between
February 23 and March 9, at
locations convenient to them.
The Commission said
the earlier a student files
and takes the test, the
greater the chances for
employment. Each summer
about 10,000 positions are
filled from a pool of more
than
100,000
eligibles.
About 8,000 of these are
clerical jobs, and approfimately 2,000 are aides in
engineering and sciencV
occupations.
Complete
instructions
for filing and information on
opportunitiea avaiUble are
contained in CSC announcement No. 414, Summer Jobs
in Federal Agencies, which
obtained from
may
be
Job Information
Federal
most
college
Centers,
placement offices, or from
the Civil Service Commission,
Washington,
D.C.
20415.
Unhke its practice in
past years, the Commission
will not automatically send
forms to those who qualified
in 1973 and who may wish to
remain on the lists for
consideration in 1974. Those
who qualified for summer
employment in 1973 must
update their applications by
submitting a form enclosed
in the announcement. They
are not required to repeat the
written test.
The U.S. Postal Service
is nol participating in the
summer employment examination for 1974. Inquiries
regarding summer employment with the Postal Service
should be directed to the
post office where employBKiU is desired.
New club—Bald Eagle Divers
Recently,
the
Bald
Eagle
Divers
held an
organizational meeting. At
this meeting, the constitution, fees, patch emblems,
and trips to Florida and the
Bahamas were discussed.
Officers were also elected.
They are: Pres.-Axt OaUama;
V. Pres.-Mike Holter; S e c Becky Gilbert; Treas.-Thad
Bydlon; Sergeant-At-ArmsSteven C. Liddic. If anyone
ia interested in joining this
club, contact any of the
officers. Lessons start this
Friday and are every Friday
from MO P.M.
Eric Hatch, a psychology
professor at Lock Haven State
College, along with Sol
Magendzo, has written a book.
Someone Who Really Cares.
It is soon to be published by
Mi-fix Associates.
The subject of the book
is a child with a learning
disability.
Someone Who
Really Cares relates to the
feelings and emotional needs
of the child rather than intellectual needs. It shows that
a child with a lea ming disability should talk out his
feelings of difference.
The two school psychologists have written this book
on a second grade lev el, so
a child wilh a learn ing disability can read the book and
relate to it. This is to be the
first in a series of chiklren's
books written by Hatch and
Magendzo dealing with learning
diaabilities.
Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973
EAOLE EYE
page 4
Lock Haven State College
CAS holds lobby Dec4
At the meeting of the
Board of Coordinators held
Nov.17, 1973, a motion was
passed
that
stated:
"CAS hold a lobby ing action
in Harrisburg on Dec. 4, 1973."
No mention was made concerning the number of studenis to
be sent from each school.
Lock Haven State College
will be represented by 18
students in Harrisburg for
this lobbying action. We
feel that the lobbying action
can be effectively attained by
having informal discussions
with the legislators and
speakers on Ihe floor representing CAS.
The rationale for sending
busloads of students to
Harrisburg al this time is in
a desperate need of evaluation
when we set our priorities
above that of the national
fuel crisis. We urge studenis
to realize that there are very
t>robable adverse effects to
our venture of securing appropriations when we show our
indifference to this situation
of prime importance.
Brighten the life of a
chiki
with your bright
Christmas bulb."
The Veterans Club of
LHS in cooperation with the
Bucktail Inn is sponsoring a
Cerebral Palsey DriVe. A
donation of $1.00 entitles
each person to have his
name appear on the giant
poster which will be located
in Bentley Hall Lounge. In
addition, names of donators
will be attached to a
Christmas ornanient suspended from the ceiling al Ihe
Most
appreciative
Dear Editor:
I am most appreciative of
the tvo Eagle Eye articles on
library vandalism by Joe
Savrock. The articles were a
fresh and lively presentation
of a perennial library problem
and certainly brought our
present situation to the attention of everyone.
Sincerely,
Robert S. Bravard
Head Librarian
Four Siren fi Skoppini/
CiBtir
Schmidt's, Valley Forge, Duke, Budweise-, Michelob
ond Other Favorite Brands
Complete Shasta Line, Other Favorite Soft Drinks,
Ice and Party Snacks
Phen* 748 4073
Lost: 2 manilla folders
and a green notebook in
vicinity of PUB bookstore.
Needed desperately!!
If
found,
return
to Sue
Constantini, 204 Gross.
Bucktail Inn.
The Vets will be collecting donations in Bentley
Hall Lounge on Wednesday,
Thursday,
and
Friday,
December 5, 6, and 7.
Pledges can also be
made
at the Academic
Affairs Office, first floor
Raub or a dollar can be
given to any member of die
Vets' Club. Be sure to give
your name so it can be
attached to a bulb and
appear on the poster.
"Britten the life of a
child..."
Con/er
I ask anybody with Ihe
answers lo write or in some
way make yourself known.
Thank youPersistance
A W Gundlach & Sons
I25H9«on Blvd.
CLASSIFIEDS
Brighten the life of a child
Dear Editor.... I ask anybody
To the Editor;
Being
the
stubborn
person I nm, I am writing
again. My questions about
the Student Publications
Board becoming a standing
commiltee of the Studeni
Co-operative Council slill
haven't been answered.
What progress has Ihe
study commission made?
What would be the legal
ramifications?
If the SPB would become
a committee, would its
members
automatically
become SCC members, or
would they have no vote in
publication matters?
Who started this action
and why?
What would be the
advantages?
Applications for tkt
Harrisburg state iNttnship must be filed by 1:00
p.m., Wednesday, November 28.
The metric system is
based on the distance between
either pole and the equator
bf the earth. This distance
was broken down into ten
million units, or meters.
1
Wanted: 2 occupants for
the Zoo next semester.
Call 748-7261.
Anyone Student teaching
at BEN 1st nine weeks
of spring semester, please
contact
Cindy
Schenck,
202 Gross, ext. 469, 748-9941
A mer J can
UMER^^
Loc k H
aven
404 Bellefonte Ave.
748-6350
Ryder Tnick Rental
Inspection Station
Road Service
National Car Rental
EAGLE EYE
Co-Editors-in-Chief
Sandy Gartner
News Editor
Sports Editor
M emberPa. Collegiate Press
Assoc.
Barbara Wiiss
William Mahon
Gary Brubaker
Layout Editor
John Eshelman
Photography Editoi-
M»ke Bra 1 ley
Advisor
Ms. Marian Huttenstine
Coordinator of Student Publications
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