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Belated Valentine's messages on page 4
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Lock Haven University
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By Suzanne Bryla
StctffReporter
Four new senators were inaugurated at
last Wenesday's SCC meeting.
Julie Tritt and Tracy Visconti will be
representing Smith Hall.
While, Michelle Gilloway is representing
McEntire and Mark Terre-Blanche is
representing North Hall.
SCC president, Troy Weaver appointed
Pat Patterson as the new Greek Liason.
RHA Liason is Mark Terre-Blanche.
Also, Jaime Hittinger was appointed
Food Committee chaiqjerson.
In other areas, Pat Patterson said,
students have complained about the services
in Glennon Infirmary. The availability of
doctors seems to be the main concern,
Kelly Beck, representative.
As a possible solution, the senators
suggested the possibility of charging
students an extra fee to pay for a doctor in
It's
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the inflrmary.
"We are the only state school system that
does not pay a fee," (for the attention from
the infirmary.) But, "we need to expand
and it will cost" explained Weaver.
Students would be willing to pay an
extra $25 if they knew they would be
getting a real doctor, said Beck.
Also, Dr. Linda Koch, Dean of Student
Affairs, is looking into solutions for
improving the infirmary.
In other business, the SCC will
participate in the childrens carnival. The
carnival will be held on March 11, in
Rogers Gym from 1:00 to 3:00.
The senators plan on dressing up as
clowns and distributing balloons to the
children.
Finally, it was announced that there were
60 bike kxkers purchased for the campus.
Lockers will be available for lease next
semester. Thirty of the lockers will be put
on the hill, and 30 of the lockers will be
placed near Woolridge and Russell Halls.
PSAC playoffs
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New SCC senators inaugurated at Wednesday's SCC meeting, pictured
(left to right) Michelle Gilloway, Mark Terre-Blanche, and Tracy Lee
Visconti. Missing from photo, Julie Tritt.
Showtime.,,
Grapplers to invade Lions' Den
By Mike Leavy
Sports Reporter
The battle for number one in the East
will be decided this Saturday between
number one Penn State and the number two
Bald Eagle grs^plers at Rec Hall in State
College.
The Haven is looking for its first victory
in the series which Penn State currently
leads 14-0.
Last year, PSU squeaked out a
heartbreaker as second ranked 177 pounder
Dan Mayo went up to heavyweight and
pinned the Haven's Mike Mazza for a 21-18
victory.
Nationally, PSU is ranked third while
LHU checks in at eighth. The Nittany
Lions are 18-2-1 and LHU is 11-5.
At 118-pound, Corbin, ranked fourth will
face Olympian Ken Chertow, ranked
number three. Chertow, has beaten
Corbin in the three times they have met.
Brad Lloyd
The two duelled at the NCAA's with
Chertow edging out the Bald Eagle 6-5.
In the 126-pound bout, Jeff Husick takes
on National Champ Jim Martin. Head
Coach Neil Tumer said that Husick has to
wresde Martin as tight and tough as he can.
Mike Lingenfelter, 134 pounds, will face
Jeff Demlan. In a prevous meetng between
the two, Lingenfelter defeated Deman at
Mat-Town, 9-8.
In 142-pound bout, Anthony Melfi
^ 1 7 - 1 ) batUes Rob Malloy. Melfi has
never met Malloy before.
Thane Tumer, 150 pounds, will meet
Mike Bevilacqua in a rematch from the
Mat-Town toumament that was won by the
former by a count of 5-4.
At 158-pound, John Barrett, 20-12-1 on
the year, faces Sean Finkbeiner. These two
met last year at the EWL Finals.
Jeff Karam and Jason Suter will do battle
for the-first time ever in the 167 bout. Jeff
Karam is 17-11-1 on the year.
At 177 pounds, the number one-ranked
Bald Eagle, Brad Lloyd, (35-0-1) is ahnost
assured a victory over the freshman Matt
White.
At 190 pounds, Larry Walker or Dave
Grabstatter will wrestle Andy Voit.
Tumer feels that Walker will be ready for
Saturday's match but if he isn't Grabstatter
will fill in. Whoever wrestles Voit will
have their hands full against the number six
ranked grapplo*.
In the heavyweight bout, Kenny Walker
will battle Greg Holladay. Walker is
currently 11-9 on the year and will face the
number 11 man in the country for the first
time this Saturday.
Tumer feels that LHU has a good chance
to upset the Nittany Lions in their den.
"Victory is possible," he said. "All the
pressure lies with them."
"We're going in as the underdogs. We
just want to see our guys take it to them."
The action begins at 7:30 p.m. at Rec
Hall in State College.
2 Eagle Eye Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
Announcements
To all students:
The original movie schedule the Student Cooperative Council sponsored has been
changed, these changes have been in effect since February 1 and were announced at that
time. The changes are as follows:
Lost Boys and Prince of Darkness
Feb. 17- 19, 7p.m.
Empire of the Sun
Feb. 21, 8 p.m. and Feb. 24-26, 7 p.m.
Feb. 28, 8 p.m. and March 3-5, 7 p.m.
DQA
Shoot to Kill
March 7, 8 p.m. and March 10-12, 7 p.m.
Jumping Jack Flash
March 30, 8 p.m., March 31, and April 1-2, 7 p.m.
Die Hard
April 4, 8 p.m. and April 7-9, 7 p.m.
Cocktail
April 11, 8 p.m. and April 14-16, 7 p.m.
Broadcast News
April 18, 8 p.m. and April 21-23, 7 p.m.
Switching Channels
April 25, 8 p.m. and April 28-30, 7 p.m.
Betrayed
May 2, 8 p.m.
*
May 4, 8 p.m.
FgdO
Betrayed and Fedo will be shown
May 5-7, 7 p.m.
All movies will be shown in the lower level of the P.U.B.
Sorry for any inconviences,
Jill Brady
SCC Social Committee
Chairperson
Pool and Ping Pong Tournament
Sunday February 19th in the PUB starting at
10:00 a.m. Men's and women's divisions.
Sign up in the PUB Recreation Room.
International Dinner
The next International Dinner will be held on
Tuesday, 21 February, featuring Yugoslavian
cuisine.
Lost and Found
Blue and white sweat top lost at the
Fieldhouse 2/10/89. It has white lettering
reading Gary and All Navy Wrestling with
large white letters on back reading Navy. If
found please retum to the Eagle Eye or the
secretaries office in the Field House. A $10
reward will be given.
Honors Day Program
The College of Education and Human Services
will be holding an Honors Day Program on
Thursday , March 2, at 12:30p.m. in Hamblin
International Auditorium of Robinson Hall.
The guest speaker will be Ms. Katie Evans,
Regional Field Director of the Pennsylvania
State Education Association. All students,
faculty, and staff are invited to attend.
International Students
There will be a meeting of the International
Students Association(ISA) on Friday, the 17th
of February, 1989 at 7p.m. prompt at the
lower level of the PUB. New members and
visitors are welcome as always.
Non-Traditional Meeting
Tues. Feb. 21,1989. 1:00p.m.-1:30p.m. in
the Coffee House (lower PUB). Interested in
meeting other non-traditional students? Then
come to a Non-Traditional Organization
Meeting, all students welcome. Nominations
being accepted for Secretary and Treasurer.
The speaker will be Dee Bernhardt from
Newman's Center. She will speak on the
activities going on there and what the center
has to offer students.
The
Black
Cultural
Society
Presents...
A Sweetheart Dance.
When: Saturday February 18, 1989.
Time: 10p.m. -2a.m.
Place: Bentley Lounge
Featuring the D.J. Sterl "Chili" White.
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The EAGLE
EYE is funded by the student activity fee.
Summer Camp!
Are you a ... hiker,spiker,picker,plucker,
rider, strider.hugger, slugger.holder.and,
molder? If so. Gamp Cann-Edi-On has a place
for you!! Be yourself and we'll share a lifetime
of memories this summer! Sign up Now! The
Summer Session is June 11- August 14,1989.
There will be recruiting on Feb. 24th in
Bentley from 10a.m.-2p.m.! For more
information contact Diane Young Russell 302
at 893-3068.
Eboni Korner is Back!
Yes, it's pay day and Eboni Komer will be
here to coUesct your funds!($)
Where: Bentley Lounge
Time: 10a.m. - 5p.m.
Buy up now for your health and beauty aids.
Sponsered by The Black Cultural Society.
Biaci( Cultural Society Meeting
Mandatory meeting for the members of the
Black Cultural Society, Tuesday February
21,1989. There will be nominations and
speeches for the elections of 89-90. Dues
must be paid in order to vote.
Help Wanted
Combination
math tutors and office
assistants for the Mathematics Service
Division. Apply in Russell 28 as soon as
possible.
Human Relations Program
The Human Relations Committee and the
Black Cultural Society present:
- Human Relations Program
- Sunday, February 26, 1989.
- 5:00 p.m.
- Holiday Inn, Lamar PA.
- $8.00 per person ( no tickets at the door.)
- Tickets can be purchased 12-1 Bentley
Lobby Wednesday, February 15- Tuesday
February 21 and Addie's downtown Lock
Haven.
The program consists of a dinner and an
awards ceremony. The guest speaker for the
evening is Odette Pineiro-Colon.
Seniors and Juniors
The 1989 Graduate School Guide, a guide to
master's and doctoral degree programs in the
Northeast and Midwest, may be secured in the
Career Planning Office, Smith Hall.
Sunday Dinners
Himgry for a home-cooked meal? Miss Mom's
apple pie? Come on down to 5th & W. Main
to the Newman House for Sunday dinner
cooked by students for students at 5 p.m.
every Sunday . Call Dee at 748-8592 to sign
up as a Chef or to RSVP! See you there!
Attention All Students:
Lock Haven University is one of fifty schools
selected by the International Studies
Association to participate in a Summer
Scholarship Program. The award carries a no
cost four week program studying the language
of the recipients choice.
Qualifications :
^
(a) Be no older than 22 years of age by the
time the Study Abroad Program of the students
choice starts.
(b) Have completed a minimum of two courses
of the language of the Study Abroad Program
of the student's choice by the time the
program starts.
(c) Pass the International Studies Association
test in the language of the Study Abroad
Program of the student's choice with a
minimtmi score of 700 of a possible 800. Test
will be given at Lock Haven.
The deadline is 24 February 1989. Act now!
More information in the International Studies
Office, Raub Hall.
OMA News
Closed Smoker Friday Feb. 17th at 7:30 p.m.
Rides leave at 7:15 from McEntire and
Woolridge Halls
Fashion Show
The Fashion Show, Sunday February 26,1989
will feature conunentators Bobbi Washington
and James Bibbs. The models will include:
Phyllis Churchman, Kim Evelyn, Lynif
Kovalchik, Mary Peapos, Jasmine Pond,
Stephanie Schwenk, Tony Bacon, Charles
Burhanon, Jaime Crankfield, Carl Fisher,
James Freeman, and Mike Pacholik.
Tickets are $8.00. the dinner will be Chicken
Cordon Bleu, and the dessert will be
Chocolate Mousse.
Update...
Arlene Holsclaw, the escapee from the
Lakewood State Prison has been caught by the
police. Ms. Holsclaw has just been
additionally sentenced for second degree
murder of a cab driver. She will now be
committed to the Pine Ridge Correctional
Institute.
Summer Work/Study Program
The Allentown Hospital--Lehigh Valley
Hospital Center 1989 Summer Work/Study
Program: This twelve-week program offers
on-the-job experience for undergraduate and
graduate stiidenls in health-related fields of
study. The fifty-four positions are based in
various hospital departments. The
participants salary, which is based on a forty
hour week, is $230.00. More detailed program
descriptions are available in the Career
Planning Office. The deadline for applications
is March 25,1989. If you have any questions
about the program, or want additional
information, please feel free to contact Susan
G. Knapp, Director, Human Resource
Development, Lehigh Valley Hospital Center,
P.O. Box 689, 1200 S. Cedar Crest Blvd.,
Allentown, PA 18105. (215)-776-8320.
The Return of Oscar
Anyone with questions for the all-knowing
Oscar please have the in the Eagle Eve office
by Wednesdays at 5 p.m. No problem too
tough for Oscar!
Crucible
Submissions for the student literary
magazine, "The Crucible", will be considered
through March 31st. Please take all material
to be submitted to Raub Hall room 303. The
magazine will be printed by the end of April.
Children's Carnival
Saturday, March 11, 1989 , 1-4 p.m. in
Rogers Gymnasium.
Activities Needed:
Theme this year- "Little, 1 like to help."
Please submit registration forms available in
Russell Hall. Contact Dr. Biswas at
893-2158.
Summer School
During the period February 27 to May 1 in
Sullivan Hall Lobby, students may begin to
pre-register for Summer School. The Schedule
of Summer Scool Classes should be available
at the Bookstore begirming February 20.
Daffodil Day at LHU
Daffodil Day at LHU will be Thursday, March
16, 1989: Please place your order(s) with
Marchal Rote (202 Sullivan), Norma Glossner
(Raub Lobby), Peggy McCloskey (106
Sloan), Sherry Herritt (Law Enforcement),
Peggy Fanning (132 Robinson), Barbara
Greene (207 Ulmer), Mary Ann Haines
(Russell Basement), or Barbara Carter (102
Zimmerli) by Friday, March 10, 1989. Your
order(s) can be picked up between 8:30a.m.
and 4:00 p.m. on Thursday, March 16, 1989.
Please support the American Cancer Society
by ordering a bunch(lO) of daffodils for $4.00
or a single daffodil for $.40.
AXA Volleyball Marathon
Lambda Chi Alpha will be holding it's Eighth
Annual Volleyball Marathon Friday-Saturday,
March 10-11. For more information contact
Ed Connor at 748-9919.
MMr>*P>*MiNHM>M*WMWM
Friday, February 14, 1989, Lock Haven University Eagle Eye 3
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS
Webster awarded scholarship
Police
By Scott David Bloom
By Brian Day
StcffReporter
"A lot of people should try the
exchange programs, they are
very educational."
-Wendy Webster,
Wendy Webster was recently awarded a
International Studies
scholarship by Rotary International to
major
attend a graduate school in Nairobi,
StcffReporter
Kenya.
Webster has already been on three Lock
Haven University international exchange
programs.
Her previous international exchange
programs have been in Germany, Poland
and Taiwan, firom which she just returned.
Webster said Taiwan was the most
exciting culture she visited but Germany
is like a second home.
Webster became interested in foreign
countries after participating in a high
school exchange program in Germany.
"A lot of people should tiy the exchange
programs," Webster said, "They are very
educational."
beat
Jacket stolen
On Feb. 9th, a student reported her
jacket stolen from Zimmerli Gymnasium. Richard Hepner, Director of Campus Law Enforcement, said, "She was
playing racquetball and when she was
finished, the jacket was gone." Numerous personal articles were inside the
jacket No value was given.
Webster works at the International
Studies Offlce. She is also a member of
the German Club, Haven League,
Badminton Club, and Circle K. Webster
said not only is Circle K a lot of fun, but
its community service is very satisfying.
When asked what she sees in her future,
Webster replied, "I hope things work out
with Kenya." After Kenya, Webster said
that she is unstire what she wants to do.
Webster is a senior majoring in
International Studies. She has been a
Presidential Scholar since her freshman
year.
Non-Student arrest
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Wednesday night, a special Valentine's Day Club
Haven went from 9 p.m. until 12 p.m. in the lower
level of the Parson's Union Building.
There was dancing with a deejay, flashing lights
and a disco ball.
Music videos were shown in the television room.
There was also a bar serving sodas, mock tails,
peanuts, and cake. One of the bar attendants, Tracy
Visconti, is shown in the photo at left.
"I'm very happy about the success of Club Haven,"
said Penne Horton, organizer of Club Haven. "It is
an effort by all the organizations on campus as an
alternative of something to do." "I'd like to thank
everyone for their continued support."
Approximately 300 people attended the Club
Haven, according to Horton.
Horton said that there will be a Club Haven
scheduled about one every month, with the
possibility of a Hnal outdoor Club Haven at the end
of the semester.
ACROSS
1. WW II fliers:
inlt.
4. Alda or Arkin
8. Catch sight of
12. Yale student
13. Rope fiber
14. Adhesive strip
15. State of bliss:
2 wds.
16. Fencing sword
19. Representative
20. Rain-forest
mammal
DOWN
1. Thing, in law
2. Pub quaff
3. Bowling game
4. Li'l
5. Tardy
6. Burnt matter
7. Extreme degree
8. Phases
9. Macadamize
10. Golf competition
11. Bivouac shelter
16. "Iliad," e.g.
17. Relaxes
22. Form by
carving: obs.
24.
the Red
25. Took in
29. Sheridan or
Sothern
30. Grants
31. Drily humorous
32. Saves
34. Sit
35. Word before
t>eer or east
36. R- o r X -
40. Sites
41. Baseball player:
2 wds.
46. Be aware of
47.
-de-camp
48. Dec. 24 or
31, e.g.
49. Byrd, Dole, etc.:
abbr
50. "The
of
Brazil"
51. Squealer
37. Endure
20. Rend
21. Eng. composer
22. Mississippi,
Missouri, or
Ohio
23. Eras
25. Prima donna
26. Double-crosser:
hyph.
27. Gaelic
28. Tinted
30. March 17 color
33. Furnishes with
income
34. Tempo
36. Thorny flowers
37.
38
39.
40.
Inquires
Part of N.B.
Religious image
Gentleman's
mate
42, Pat
43. Life: comb.
form
44. Ms. Gardner
45. Fishing gear
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Last Saturday night at 2 a.m.. Law
Enforcement Officers arrested four nonstudents for underage drinking. The incident ocurred in paiking area number six.
According to Hepner, "One of the of
the minors was a juvenile [under 18]."
One of the four was also arrested for
disorderly conduct After being released,
he went to the Law Enforcement Office,
used obscene language and physically
shoved'an officer.
He was then arrested again and recieved a misdemeanor disordo'ly conduct
charge, then taken before the magisU^ate
for arraignment When he was unable to
post the $500 for bail he was taken to
the Clinton County jail.
Two days ago, he recived a hearing.
The defendant was bound over to the
next term of Clinton County Court of
Common Pleas.
A reminder
The hockeyfieldis off-limits for general use. A fence has been put up and
violators will be subject to arrest for
trespassing.
Schwarz edits
publication
Dr. John I. Schwarz, Jr., professor of
music and the assistant to the dean of Lock
Haven University College of Arts and
Sciences, edited a recent publication.
The publication, printed by Novello and
Company, Limited, London, was composed
by Samuel Wesley.
It is a work composed for tenor voice and
keyboard ctmtinuo, titled "Ad Offertorium."
Schwarz worked from the original
manuscript, constructed the keyboard part
from the continuo outline.
He interpreted and edited the entire score,
preparing it for modem performance.
Schwarz joined LHU faculty in 1968.
4 Eagle Eye Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES
Your Valentine's Day Wishes
To My Best Buddy Fait,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love, Whipp
*******
To Steven B. Garmanl.
The man of my dreams,
my heart,
my life.
I love you,
Shirley Ann Confer
Happy Valentine's Day, Brian,
The three and a half years have gone by so
quickly. I And myself loving you more and
more each day.
Love, Heather
*******
Matthew,
Our last semester here. We've been through
so much, but I would do it all again. After
May, no matter what comes, I will always
love you very mtich.
Beth
*******
To the World's Greatest Valentlnet
I love you TomI
Love, Denise
*******
To my best buddies- little Denise,
Cliicken Holly and Bethle!
Hq>py Valentine's Day- love you guys!
Neice
*******
Matthew M.,
Second Valentine's Day spent together and
many more to come. Have a haf^y.
Luv yal
SLP
*******
Eddie,
Thanks for being the special person you are
and for making me the happiest girl in the
world. Happy Valentine's Day!
Love yal
PJ
*******
To my Buddy,
Happy V-Day and thank you for everything
on Monday and Tuesday. You're the onlv
one in the swamp and I think you know I'm
very happy. But can we please still do the
Wild Thing?????
Love,
Hina
*******
Gummi Bear,
You are the greatest thing that ever
happened to mel I love you very much!!!
Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie! Love you
forever,
Lynda
*******
Ron,
It has been almost 2 years since the
sidewalk and I"ve loved you ever since.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Ruthy
Doug,
If memories are all you can give me, then
I'll take all four of them...
L
*******
Steve,
Tag! You're it!
Love, Traci
42
*******
Batgirl,
Have a Happy Valentine's Day & Good Luck
with your "Goal"!
Y.F.R Catwoman
*******
Mike.
I love the smile you save for me, your every
look and touch-And I love you very
much! Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Angel
*******
To my Tau Beta Sigma Littie Sister
Kathleen:
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Love, Your Big Sister
*******
Mickey,
Remember the year you received a boardwalk
after a football game?
*******
Soupy,
You're the best roomie. Thanks for being
my best friend. Happy Valentine's Day and
Happy Birthday!
Zori
Dear Mikey,
Dear "Tenderloin,"
Thank for a great semester- hope there's
Will you be mine, forever?
many more!! H i ^ y Valentine's Day!
I love you,
Love, Es
"Lambie"
***•*••
*******
Ryder,
Dear Lucy Sickler,
Many happy returns of the day! Here's to
Happy Valentine's Day!
future days! (and maybe a couple weekends?!)
Love,
Byrd
Your Big Sister
*******
Stephanie,
Roy,
Valentine's Day is a day of love, excitement
Just wanted to say hi and say you're a great
and romance. It's also full of surprises! I
guy. You know who we are, we aren't too hope to make all yo\u dreams come true. I
far.
Love You!
Love, Guess who?!
Always, Michael
PS. The offer still stands.
*******
Gospel Singer
to Perform
Pearl
William-Jones,
reknown
Afro-American gospel singer, is scheduled
to perform at Lock Haven University.
Jones will be giving a musical
performance on Feb. 23 in the Sloan
Auditorium. The performance is scheduled
to begin at 8 am.
Being the daughter of Bishop and Mrs.
Smallwood Williams of the Bible Way
Church of Christ Worldwide, Jones has
combined her Pentacostal background with
her scholary research in order to create her
individual performance style.
Aside from being a gospel singer, Jones
is also a pianist and an Associate Professor
of Music at the University of the District
of Columbia.
Lycoming College awarded her an
honorary doct(»^te degeree in 1972.
Admission is free for all college sbidents,
administration, and faculty.
FEATURES
Happy Valentine's Day, Babycakes!
All my love,
^
Babybutt
*******
Kelly, Cathy, Karen and Greer,
Happy Valentine's Day to four great friends.
Lynn
*******
To the guys at £ T , A X A , and A £ « ,
Hq>py Valentine's Day!
From three of your "close" friends
*******
Dear Andy, Todd & Ben,
We live to love you.
We love to cone you!
Love, Your Future Neighbors
Happy Valentine's Day!
*******
Happy Valentine's Day,
Laura,
Love your girls on 6th back
*******
To: Bill B.,
I thought you'd like to know that I've been
admiring you from afar since Intro, to
Psych. 4 years ago. Who says obsessions
don't last!
xxoo.
Sly
*******
Steve,
To my favorite Lamba Chi! Stay close!
"Sigma Sister"
*******
Jack,
I have my eye on you! Yum-m-m!
The girl next door
*******
Shadowspawn,
Our reunion was brief yet very worthwhile.
I shall miss you until our paths cross again.
Keep well and don't get caught.
Love always,
Tiearfa
*******
TracyFriends are forever. Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Ruthy
*******
To my roomates at the Mailbox:
Andre' ,Beth, Dorie, Melanie, Rich, and
Tricia.
I want to wish you all a good
Valentine's Day and Thank You for being
Great Friends.
Love, Tammi
*******
Chub,
It took some time for us to know one
another and my good-byes will be coming
soon, so I want to wish you a happy
Valentine's Day for the flrst and maybe Last
time. V
Tammi
*******
Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University Eagle Eye 5
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Talking With
tells the story
of
problems from a women's perspective
By Sue Berger
Stc^Reporter
How do you handle life when the rugs
have been yanked outfromtmder you?
Talking With, a play to be presented
on Feb. 23, 24 and 25 at 8 p.m. in Sloan's
Countdown Theatre, is a series of 11
monologues about women who have been
through or are going through major
changes in their lives, and each one has
developed a way to cope with these
changes.
"The way they cope with life is what
makes the piece so interesting," said John
Gordon, chairman of the speech/theater
department and director of the play.
Gordon said some of the methods the
characters use to deal with their problems
are extremely funny, some are
psychologically violent; some are
depressing, and some are very creative.
The monologues, each lasting from six
to ten minutes touch on such subjects as
loneliness, failure, rejection, and death.
Although the topics of the monologues
may seem depressing, the characters handle
their problems very creatively.
"The characters are very creative, and they
are coping with situations, sometimes
humorously, that many of us might not be
able to handle," said Gordon.
"The humor of the play, however, will
also be mixed with tension as the audience
realizes that the characters may only be
temporarily coping with their problems and
that the characters may not survive if they
do not come to grips with their problems,"
said Gordon.
In one monologue titled "French Fries,"
Sophomore Lory Fedor plays a lonely bag
lady who wants to live in McDonald's
because it is a warm,friendlyplace.
In another monologue titled "Scraps,"
Junior Maiveen Campbell plays a bored
housewife who tries to solve her identity
crises by escaping to the storybook land of
Oz.
All of the monologues are told from a
woman's perspective, said Gordon, but the
play is for everyone.
"The women are coping with emotion^
and situations we all have to deal with at
one point in our lives," said Gordon. The
characters range from 16 years old to 80
years old, they are from all economic
classes, and they have a wide range of
problems.
The play is designed to be very intimate
between the characters and the audience.
Gordon said that he and the cast "have
worked long and hard to create the illusion
of a real person talking with the audience
and telling, for the first time, her internal
thoughts about her particular situation."
The monologue style is new to the
University's theatre department and Gordon
said that it has given him a chance to work
one on one, like an acting coach, with each
member of the cast He and each member
of the cast were able to take an in-depth
look.at character development and such
techniques as dramatic phrasing and
pausing.
Campbell said that in developing her
character for the "Scraps" monologue she
found it very "interesting to talk to
someone else and get their feedback on the
character. It's challenging to portray the
character realisdcally. On the surface, she
life's
may seem bizarre, but she actually has
many sides and a lot of depth."
Dr. Sallie Sadler, professor of
pyschology, also assisted the cast by
conducting group and individual sessions
on the psychology behind the behavior of
the characters.
The members of the cast and their
monologues are Carol Simey, "Fifteen
Minutes;" Maureen Campbell, "Scraps;"
Helen Haglich. "Clear Glass Marbles;"
Shelly Callahan, "Audition;" Jessica
Yothers, "Rodeo;" Angelina Cantolina,
"Twirlers" and "Dragons;" Robin Stiouse,
"Lamps;" Suzanne Bryla, "Handlers;" Loiy
Fedor, "French Fries;" and Angela Sparks,
"Marks."
The crew includes Perry Graver, stage
manager; Korey Kusher, lights; Jennifer
Pandich, props; and Craig Young,
costumes.
H a v e n s c o p e is to
premier
next week
By Kate Kinney
Women are becoming world leaders
By Sanjiva
Cooke
Featttres Reporter
Asian women, like their counterparts
around the world, have been tread on for
centuries, but unlike their sisters in the
West,they have seen little or no
"liberation".
Deeply rooted religious and cultural
attitudes have kept women subservient to
their fathers,brothers and husbands. Given
this backdrop, last December's election of
Mrs. Benazir Bhutto as Prime Minister of
Pakistan is significant not only in its own
right, but as an intriguing aspect of South
Asian politics.
The paradox of women political leaders
in the traditionaly conservative male
dominated societies of this region is neith»
new nor isolated. Four out of the seven
countries identified as South Asia have or
have had very prominent women
politicians-all being either Prime Ministers
or leaders of the opposition.
Something that may shed light on the
readiness of Asian men (hardly used to
working with women,let alone taking
orders from them) to elect and support these
women, may be the thread that connects
them. All of them have either been long
groomed for the role by their fathers or
tragically forced into the limelight by the
_-^b
assasinaticMis of their husbands.
This trend in the Asian political arena
was started of in 1959, when Sri Lanka's
Mrs. Bandaranayake was called vapaa, in the
face of national crisis, to replace her
assasinated husband.
In the process, she became the first
woman Prime Minister of the modem era
(before Margaret Thatcher, Israel's Golda
Meir, or Argentina's Isabel Peron).
Bandaranayake, after serving two terms
as Prime Minister, now leads the island's
main opposition party.
The late Indira Gandhi followed her
fatha, India's first Prime Minister Neheru,
into politics and went on to dominate the
Indian political scene, both as Prime
Minister and leader of the opposition, up
to the time of her assasinauon in 1984.
Meanwhile, in neighboring Bangaladesh,
the daughter of an assasinated president
Begum Khaleda Zia and the wife of anothoassasinated president. Sheik Hasina Wazed
are the countries two top opposition
leaders.
Mrs. Bhutto of Pakistan fits into both
catorgeries of the successful Asian woman
politician.
Long seen as a potential successor by
her fadier, Bhutto gained national and
international prominence when a miliary
coupe ousted and later executed her father,
Zulfikar Ali Bhutto. Bhutto vowing
revenge, spearheaded a restoration of
democracy and formed a govenunent as
Prime Minister last year.
The phenomenon of women political
leaders is not just restricted to southern
Asia, but can be observed in the Far-East as
well.
Corzon Aquino had to make the
transistion from housewife to presidental
candidate, after the m\u6et of her husband
Benigno "Nino" Aquino, finally toppling
Ferdinand Marcos to be elected President of
the Philippines.
In Burma, while Sanda Win, daughter of
retired General Ne Win, is poised for
leadership in that country's troubled
political sittiation,the opposition lotdcs to
Aung San Suu Kyi (daughter of a former
Nationalist resistance fighter) for
lead^shq).
In most cases, these women were pushed
forward as ngiveheads by partymen eago* to
manipulate the voters' sympathies by
capitalizing on their names (Bhutto
,Bandaranayake, Neheru and Aquino are
names of legendary proportions in their
countries).
But all of the widows and daughters who
have come to power have shown their
mettle: out-maneuvering the maneuverers
and tuming out to be respected leaders in
their own right.
Features Reporter
Lock Haven University's own half-hour
TV program, Havenscope. will air its
premiere show on Thursday, February 23 at
7:00 pm.
The student-run program, which can be
seen on channel 10, includes campus and
local news, sports, weather, and interviews
of ciampus leaders by on-campus reportos.
Included on the program are James Bibbs
with sports and Marissa Zangre with
interviews.
Also on camera will be Lisa
Merryweather with the local weather, and
news coverage by Bobbi Washington and
Lyiin Kovalchik.
Marissa Zangre, who also serves as
features producer, said, "Havenscope is the
best way to find out what's going on on
campus and to keep involved... I hope to
get a big audience this semester for the
program." •
The TV program is a student-run show
with seven student executives, who work
with Faculty Advisor, Ms. Karen Kline,
who is a professor in the joumalism
department.
The students heading the Havenscope
production team include Jennifer Dailey,
Executive Producer and Directors Mark
Bamer and Bill Alexander.
News Producer this year is Denise
Dugan, with Marissa Zangre in tiie Feature
Producer spot. Public Relations to the
campus and Lock Haven area is being
handled by Kate Kinney and Robb Mackes.
6 Eagle Eye Friday 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
IPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
LHU Field Hockey to move to Division HI in 1990
By Terry Day
Editor-in-Chief
The Lady Eagles'fieldhockey team will
be reclassifing their National Collegiate
Atiiletic Assocation (NCAA) Division I
status to III in 1990.
In 1984, the NCAA did away with
Division II because of lack of participants
and income. West Chester and LHU chose
Division I while the other eight teams the
Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference
(PSAC) chose Division III.
"First, we didn't want to leave Division
II. We belong in Division II not I or III,"
Sharon Taylor, adiletic director and field
hockey head coach said. "It (Division I) is a
pat on the back for the kids."
According to Taylor, the main reason for
the change is abiliy to compete in the
PSAC championships. The Lady Eagles
won it from 1979 to 1982.
During their five years in Division 1, the
team was prohibited from participating in
the PSAC playoffs along with West
Chester.
"If we could be in the conference
championship and stay in Division I, we
would have stayed," Taylor said. She added
that not being eligible to compete bothered
her.
"Secondly, we have no resources here or
the money for field hockey," Taylor said.
"There are a lot of Division I schools
putting a lot more money into field
hockey."
As far as the level of competion, Taylor
feels that some of the top Division III are
capable of competing with the number 20
Let's talk sports
Rivalries play a big part in sports
in Division I.
Taylor explained that Division III is
really a combination of Division II and
Division III. "I really think it is stronger
than it was," Taylor added.
Along wiUi Division III competition, tiie
Lady Eagles will continue to compete with
several Division I teams.
With the reclassification, the Lady Eagle
must meet the guidelines set for Division.
There are no grants or aid, and they must
play SO percent of their game against
Division III teams.
As far as recruitment, Taylor said, "I am
finding that it is not affecting it."
Taylor added that the players pointed out
one advantage of the change is there will be
more junior varsity games.
The Lady Eagles finished their 1988 Field Hockey team bound for
NCAA Division III in 1990.
season with a 7-12-1 record.
Upcoming Sports
Saturdav. Februarv 18
Men's and women's basketball: at Edinboro, 2&4 p.m.
Wrestling: at Penn State, 7:30 p.m.
Gymnastics: at home vs. Cortland State, 1 p.m.
Swimming: PSAC Championships at lUP
By Rob Yoegel
Sports Columnist
State Athletic Conference Western
Division, and a number five ranking in the
nation.
Frank Scarfo's Lady Eagles made it two
Ever stop to wonder...
for two last season getting into their
What arerivahiesall about?
version of Uie state playoffs before losing
Where do they start?
to lUP in a high scoring affair.
Now is a good a time as ever to think
This season the ladies are enjoying the
about it.
The Bald Eagle and Lady Eagle basketball same success, they appeared in Uie national
teams are at the point in their seasons when polls in January (at number 17) and are on
tiie way in making it to the state playoffs
die intra-divisional games tiiey play are
again, and the third time could be the
very important and Uiat's wheretiieirrivals
charm.
are.
Of course, no one could have forgotten
And for, anybody who has any clue on
Uiat evening last February when 3,000 fans
what's going on should know that this is
tiie time of the year when Uie Bald Eagle jammed Thomas Field House for the
wresders take on Uieir nemesis, the Nittany LHU-PSU match, in which the main
highlights were a match Uiat came down to
Lions of Penn State.
In my mind, a rivalry starts when two Uie last bout and a bomb Uireat.
This year everything is the same except
teams (or individuals) that play each otiier
often during their season (or career) always tiie locale and hopefully Uie outcome.
put on not just a game or match, but a
The LHU grapplers enter tomorrow night
spectacle.
ranked eighUi in Uie nation, while PSU is
That's what happens to LHU atiiletics in number three.
Excitement is the name of the game
Uie middle of Febniary to early March.
Last year at this time, Uie Bald Eagle when rivals come to town (or go to town).
This year is no exception, with the
basketball team was working on their
wresders grappling Penn State tomorrow
second consecutive 20 game season.
AlUiough they fpU two games short, any night at University Park, and then the
Lock Haven sports fan could never forget basketball teams playing key Westem
Division games next week.
the thrilling double overtime defeat of
So, here we go once again.
Slii^ry Rock in Uiefirstround of Uie state
The 'spectacles' begin, and Uiis year I feel
playoffs.
This year looks just as well, already 20 the potential outcomes are just as
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Fifth-ranked Eagles edged by Clarion, 58-57
By Herb Samuels
Sports Reporter
The Bald Eagle men's basketball team
dropped a heartbreaker to Clarion
University, 58-57, on Wednesday.
They entered the game with a number
five ranking in the NCAA Division II poll.
Ironically, the last time they were ranked
this high (two weeks ago) they lost to
Shippensburg by one point.
The game started extremely well for the
Bald Eagles, who held a 25-13 advantage
with ten minutes remaining in the first
half. Shortiy thereafter, the evening took a
tum for the worst for LHU when center
Dirk Remensnyder took himself out of the
game with an upset stomach.
"That really hurt us," said head coach
Dave Blank. "He (Remensnyder) couldn't
ran up and down the court anymore. He
was having a great game."
Remensnyder finished with eight points
on four-for-seven shooting and collected six
rebounds.
From there. Clarion's defense started to
hound the Bald Eagles' leading sewer Dean
Kriebel. He scored 12 points in Uie first
nine and a half minutes and was shutout the
for the remainder of the half. At the
intermission, Uie Golden Eagles held on to were out of position and made a bad call."
With left six seconds on the clock. Glass
a slim one point lead.
In the second half, CU began to take fouled, sending the Golden Eagles to the
control. They lead by as many as eight line. After a miss on the front end of a
points as the Bald Eagles shooting went one-and-one free throw. Brown grabbed the
flat.
rebound.
But, tiie Bald Eagles didn't quit. They After both teams called a timeout,
worked Uie Clarion lead to one wiUi 1:13 Remensnyder's in-bound pass to guard
left. When Clarion gained possession of Traman Greene was bobbled and stolen and
Uie ball, the plan was simple. "We were so was Uie victory.
eitiier going for a steal or foul somebody," Kriebel led the team in scoring and
Blank said.
rebounds with 21 and 12. respectively.
The result was a steal by guard Tony Jekot tossed in 12 points and Glass added
Bacon. After a series of missed shots, nine.
Brown had a strong game off the bench
forward John Jekot put the bucket in to put
and grabbed six rebounds. Bacon handed out
Uie Bald Eagles up 57-56.
With :53 seconds left CIdrion worked Uie six assists.
The loss give the Bald Eagles a 20-3
ball around the perimeter and found their
low postman, Ted Boyer, for two points. ovoall record.
More intresting it gives them a 7-2
"He (Boyer) hit a tough shot. Carl Brown
couldn't play much better defense," said record in the Pennsylvania Conference
Westem Division. "That ties them with
Blank.
That left only 20 seconds on tiie clock. Shippensbivg and puts them a game ahead
The Bald Eagles worked the ball around of Slippery Rock.
until guard Tim Glass drove Uie lane, drew
This makes for an ironic ending.
contact from a defender and the ball went "Everyone (the top three teams) has to play
out of bounds.
one at home and one on the road against
The officials called that Glass was the each other," said coach Blank.
last to touch Uie ball, but Uie fihns showed
Before the Bald Eagles play either of
someUiing else. "He (Glass) tried to pick Uiose teams, Uiey must go on tiie road to
up his dribble and bounced it off the face Edinboro for a tough matchup on the
defenders foot," Blank said. "The officials Scots home turf. That game is tomorrow,
Wolfe leading scorer with 12
Lady Eagles subdue Clarion
By Merritt La Porta
Sports Reporter
Cashing in on a 42-27 halftime lead, the
Lady Eagle basketball team craised to an
86-57 victory over the Lady Golden Eagles
of Clarion.
Sophomore Angle Wolfe led the way
with 12 points while Lisa Sporer, Amy
Barger, Linda Ordiway and Donna Ifeller all
chipped in for 10 points each.
"We lodced sharp," said head coach Frank
Scarfo. "We played good defense, good
offense and we outhustied them throughout
the game."
Scarfo deemed the win an important one,
reboimding back from a one-point loss to
the University of Pitt-Johnstown on
Monday.
"We needed to reinforce a positive
playing attitude on the road after the close
loss," he said, "and we accomplished Uiat
against Clarion."
The biggest suprise was the low scoring
of leading scorer Maryellen Jaskuta.
Jaskuta finished with only five points on
the night, yet Scarfo found it to be a
positive sign.
"At halftime MJ only had two points,"
he said. "I told her that because the
younger players were scoring it was a
positive sign for her, because it took some
pressure off of her to do all the scoring."
"It showed that we could win and score
without her giving us a lot of points," he
added.
The win raises the Lady Eagles record to
16-7 overall and 7-2 in die PSAC Westemi
Division, assuring them of a playoff spot.
The team hits Uie road for Edinboro on
Saturday in a battie for first place. Right
now botii LHU and Edinboro are tied for
first and a win would give tiie Lady Eagles
the championship.
"Saturday is the season," Scarfo said.
"Our objective is to win the West and we
can seal that situation wiUi a win against
Edinboro."
"We are one game away from being
champions," he added. "The team needs to
be psyched for this game without hearing
from Uieir coach."
Lady Eagles clinch playoffs.
Dean Kreibel scores 21 points.
Four LHU boxersjo
compete in Virginia
Four members of the nationally ranked Bald
Eagles boxing will travel to Lexington, Virginia
Uiis Sunday to compete in the Virginia Military
Institution Invitational.
Competing for the Bald Eagles will be Joe
Salluzzo at 190 pounds, Geoff Lyons, 196
pounds; DeWayne Bryant, 185; and Dave
Machamer, 119.
Salluzzo, a two-time All-American, will face
V.M.I.'s Ken Krinsky, last year's national
rarmei-vp at 180 pounds.
Lyons, junior , is matched up against Tom
Talley, also of the host Keydets . Talley was
defeated by LHU's Chris McCracken at the Penn
State Invitational two weeks ago.
Sophomore Bryant will be the third boxer to
meet a fighter from V.M.I. when he faces Tom
Ballantine.
Rounding out the field for the Bald Eagles
will be Machamer, who will also go up against
a Keydet boxer in You-Haei Wang.
Besides Lock Haven and V.M.I., there will be
competitors from Penn State, Dickinson, and
Ohio University on the 12 match card.
Future competitions for Uie Bald Eagles will
be the Dickinson Invitational in Carlisle on
February 26th, the Central Connecticut State
Invitational on March 4th, and the Eas.em
Collegiate Boxing Association's North Regional
Championships at Penn State to be held March
17-18.
Ml
8 Eagle Eye Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
On the lighter side...
By Abby A. Mylin
Feature Colunmist
This is a salute to all singles who made
it through Valentine's Day without feeling
like a flourescent remenant clearance rug
left over on it's last stand.
Yes, on this love-lust holiday being
independent is about as appealing as
wearing a wet t-shirt in those sub-zero wind
chill factors.
Lovers who are blissfully happy won't
let good enough alone...they want to spread
the good fortune, too.
Could anyone actually enjoy singularity?
Surely it's a transitory state, a stage, an
awaiting possibly?
Recentiy, a concemed party took interest
in my cause and angry at my lack of
enthusiasm ("You're not going to meet
anyone sitting around all weekend
writing...you're wasting your prime years
girl..." and similar arguments), she found
Mr. Wonderful for me.
After two weeks of hostile threats, I
accepted if only to shut her up, and while
dressing for this hideous occassion I
realized I was "blind as a bat", so to speak.
The only thing I knew about Mr.
Wonderful was his name (we'll call him
"Dork" for reasons you'll soon understand),
and that at 28 years of age he was of the
single status quo and already in need of
blind dates?
U m m m . . . 25 and single , no
girlfriend...so, what's his problem?
Good grief! I sounded as bad as Mrs.
Matchmaker herself...there's probably
nothing wrong with him ...sound and sane
as my Uncle Boris-- who at 45 is a bit of
an alcoholic womanizer, but single and
happy.
So be it.
Oh god...maybe I was meeting an
abusive egocentric?
A depressed psychotic?
An aggressive business power mongrel?
An unemployed lazy lunatic?
Maybe, maybe (gulp) a repressed
perverted-oh my.
I racked through my wardrobe and pull
out something to cover every possible inch
of skin~a late century Puritian outfit that
would challenge Hugh Hefner...maybe I
could find a hairnet, too...why did I have to
have blonde hair now?
After dumping nine bureau drawers, I
looked up and caught my reflection at
which point I realized I'd gone crazy.
Calmy, 1 battled to get out of the Puritian
get-up (no one would €ver experience
date-rape in one of those) and slid into my
red silk instead.
What if it's too much? Ab, he's 28, and
desparate, anything will look good.
Nearing my destination point sometime
later with ten minutes to kill, I suddenly
freeze in a frantic state of frenzied
panic.why in the world did I wear red?
I make an unconscious U-turn in the
middle of the road and find myself walking
up and down the aisles of a convienance
store.
I mn out of aisles and stand by the nacho
machine staring at the cheese melting.
"Looking for something or someone?"
the clerk asks obviously amused.
I grab grape Baseball bubble gum.
"Goes nice with the outfit," he says.
Some people are so smug.
Finally, after 15 more minutes of
rampaging the roads, I end-up behind Mr.
Wonderful, who's nursing a drink, and
really didn't look too bad from where I was
standing.
Suddenly, he stands. "Abby? Your
picture didn't do you justice. You look
beautiful."
Well, well, well. Dork certainly didn't
loose time but he did lose points with that
line.
He wraps his arm, very muscular
arm-maybe it wasn't that gagging of a
line-around my waist and seats me beside
him at the bar.
All this sounds great, which is exactiy
why all my instincts instantiy flashed
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Over drinks we talk about casual things
and I almost relax when he tells me how he
found a dog-sitter for the night, but no way
Jose, you'll blow this 28 year perfected
smooth exterior, yet.
How about a walk on the patio before
dinner?...oh, my he was so nice, and, well,
aren't blind dales suppose to be miserable"?
After we order dinner he tells me, "I
wanted to cook dinner for us, but 1 thought
you might feel, well..."
HE'S BLUSHING.
I was about to lean over the table and
propose right Uien but Uie waiter just arrive
and was popping the wine.
I found myself unable to eat and instead
watching to see if he ate his food in that
irritating rabbit-style habit (like Ex-#5) or
It is evil. It is real. It is awakening.
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have trouble getting a date?"
"Maybe I've met too many choking
Dorks. And who said I was having any
U-ouble? The only troub-"
"Okay, okay."
"Well, what about you, Dorko...unless
the suave, interesting, handsome man you
feigned only seconds ago is just part of the
choking scene?"
We both look at each other and smile.
Now, I don't want get all mushy-gushy
and rain such a miserable story with a
happy ending, when really it's pretty
irrevelant, heh?
But on the lighter side, among the many
morals found here, don't squeeze every
fellow choking on jell-o.
Let's talk about Male and Female
relationships wilh Dr. Diane Gibson. Tuesday
February 21, 1989 at 7:30 p.m. The
discussion will be held in the Gross Hall
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burping protrusively (like Ex-#7) or
inhaling like...oh dear, it finally happens
startling me out of my comotose...
He turns beat red and his big, gorgeus
brown eyes bulge out of his head. He's
gagging for help.
Instantaneously I rush to perform the
Heimlic-maneuver, and seconds later he's
sitting back relieved and reaches for my
hand," You saved my life. How, how, my
angel," he's whispering, "can I ever repay
you?"
I grab the maitre'd and ask for our check,
put-down exacUy half the total and start to
move for my coat.
Smiling he says he's got the check
covered.
I said great, put on my coat and start to
walk away.
"Abby, where are you going?"
"Anywhere you're not."
"But, I Uiought..."
1 start to open the door. He holds it
shut.
"Look Dork, you've had your fun now..."
"You know?"
"Yes, Romeo, no one chokes on jell-o,
and even if it had been something else,
nothing came-up when I - "
"But it's usually so infallible, so
convincing., so ..."
"You make me ill," I hiss.
I walk back to our table pick-up his drink
and instead of throwing it at him as I
intended, I down it instead, and take a good
swig out of the botUe, too.
"Abby, I'm sorry. I just wanted to see
how you'd react—"
"REACT? Look, Dork, when I want a
reaction test I'll go to a psychologist,
where you should be right now."
"Ab, I just wanted to know why.."
"Well, try asking next time."
He opens the door for me but I wait for
him to walk through it
"Well, why would someone like you
-Tuesday : Draft Nite
-Wednesday: Shooters
-Thursday: Ladies Nite 1/2 Price
-Friday: DJ and Dancing
Belated Valentine's messages on page 4
Lock Haven
Field hockey moves
see page 6
Parsons Union Building
Lock Haven University
inducts
By Suzanne Bryla
StctffReporter
Four new senators were inaugurated at
last Wenesday's SCC meeting.
Julie Tritt and Tracy Visconti will be
representing Smith Hall.
While, Michelle Gilloway is representing
McEntire and Mark Terre-Blanche is
representing North Hall.
SCC president, Troy Weaver appointed
Pat Patterson as the new Greek Liason.
RHA Liason is Mark Terre-Blanche.
Also, Jaime Hittinger was appointed
Food Committee chaiqjerson.
In other areas, Pat Patterson said,
students have complained about the services
in Glennon Infirmary. The availability of
doctors seems to be the main concern,
Kelly Beck, representative.
As a possible solution, the senators
suggested the possibility of charging
students an extra fee to pay for a doctor in
It's
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the inflrmary.
"We are the only state school system that
does not pay a fee," (for the attention from
the infirmary.) But, "we need to expand
and it will cost" explained Weaver.
Students would be willing to pay an
extra $25 if they knew they would be
getting a real doctor, said Beck.
Also, Dr. Linda Koch, Dean of Student
Affairs, is looking into solutions for
improving the infirmary.
In other business, the SCC will
participate in the childrens carnival. The
carnival will be held on March 11, in
Rogers Gym from 1:00 to 3:00.
The senators plan on dressing up as
clowns and distributing balloons to the
children.
Finally, it was announced that there were
60 bike kxkers purchased for the campus.
Lockers will be available for lease next
semester. Thirty of the lockers will be put
on the hill, and 30 of the lockers will be
placed near Woolridge and Russell Halls.
PSAC playoffs
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senators
a
a.
New SCC senators inaugurated at Wednesday's SCC meeting, pictured
(left to right) Michelle Gilloway, Mark Terre-Blanche, and Tracy Lee
Visconti. Missing from photo, Julie Tritt.
Showtime.,,
Grapplers to invade Lions' Den
By Mike Leavy
Sports Reporter
The battle for number one in the East
will be decided this Saturday between
number one Penn State and the number two
Bald Eagle grs^plers at Rec Hall in State
College.
The Haven is looking for its first victory
in the series which Penn State currently
leads 14-0.
Last year, PSU squeaked out a
heartbreaker as second ranked 177 pounder
Dan Mayo went up to heavyweight and
pinned the Haven's Mike Mazza for a 21-18
victory.
Nationally, PSU is ranked third while
LHU checks in at eighth. The Nittany
Lions are 18-2-1 and LHU is 11-5.
At 118-pound, Corbin, ranked fourth will
face Olympian Ken Chertow, ranked
number three. Chertow, has beaten
Corbin in the three times they have met.
Brad Lloyd
The two duelled at the NCAA's with
Chertow edging out the Bald Eagle 6-5.
In the 126-pound bout, Jeff Husick takes
on National Champ Jim Martin. Head
Coach Neil Tumer said that Husick has to
wresde Martin as tight and tough as he can.
Mike Lingenfelter, 134 pounds, will face
Jeff Demlan. In a prevous meetng between
the two, Lingenfelter defeated Deman at
Mat-Town, 9-8.
In 142-pound bout, Anthony Melfi
^ 1 7 - 1 ) batUes Rob Malloy. Melfi has
never met Malloy before.
Thane Tumer, 150 pounds, will meet
Mike Bevilacqua in a rematch from the
Mat-Town toumament that was won by the
former by a count of 5-4.
At 158-pound, John Barrett, 20-12-1 on
the year, faces Sean Finkbeiner. These two
met last year at the EWL Finals.
Jeff Karam and Jason Suter will do battle
for the-first time ever in the 167 bout. Jeff
Karam is 17-11-1 on the year.
At 177 pounds, the number one-ranked
Bald Eagle, Brad Lloyd, (35-0-1) is ahnost
assured a victory over the freshman Matt
White.
At 190 pounds, Larry Walker or Dave
Grabstatter will wrestle Andy Voit.
Tumer feels that Walker will be ready for
Saturday's match but if he isn't Grabstatter
will fill in. Whoever wrestles Voit will
have their hands full against the number six
ranked grapplo*.
In the heavyweight bout, Kenny Walker
will battle Greg Holladay. Walker is
currently 11-9 on the year and will face the
number 11 man in the country for the first
time this Saturday.
Tumer feels that LHU has a good chance
to upset the Nittany Lions in their den.
"Victory is possible," he said. "All the
pressure lies with them."
"We're going in as the underdogs. We
just want to see our guys take it to them."
The action begins at 7:30 p.m. at Rec
Hall in State College.
2 Eagle Eye Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
Announcements
To all students:
The original movie schedule the Student Cooperative Council sponsored has been
changed, these changes have been in effect since February 1 and were announced at that
time. The changes are as follows:
Lost Boys and Prince of Darkness
Feb. 17- 19, 7p.m.
Empire of the Sun
Feb. 21, 8 p.m. and Feb. 24-26, 7 p.m.
Feb. 28, 8 p.m. and March 3-5, 7 p.m.
DQA
Shoot to Kill
March 7, 8 p.m. and March 10-12, 7 p.m.
Jumping Jack Flash
March 30, 8 p.m., March 31, and April 1-2, 7 p.m.
Die Hard
April 4, 8 p.m. and April 7-9, 7 p.m.
Cocktail
April 11, 8 p.m. and April 14-16, 7 p.m.
Broadcast News
April 18, 8 p.m. and April 21-23, 7 p.m.
Switching Channels
April 25, 8 p.m. and April 28-30, 7 p.m.
Betrayed
May 2, 8 p.m.
*
May 4, 8 p.m.
FgdO
Betrayed and Fedo will be shown
May 5-7, 7 p.m.
All movies will be shown in the lower level of the P.U.B.
Sorry for any inconviences,
Jill Brady
SCC Social Committee
Chairperson
Pool and Ping Pong Tournament
Sunday February 19th in the PUB starting at
10:00 a.m. Men's and women's divisions.
Sign up in the PUB Recreation Room.
International Dinner
The next International Dinner will be held on
Tuesday, 21 February, featuring Yugoslavian
cuisine.
Lost and Found
Blue and white sweat top lost at the
Fieldhouse 2/10/89. It has white lettering
reading Gary and All Navy Wrestling with
large white letters on back reading Navy. If
found please retum to the Eagle Eye or the
secretaries office in the Field House. A $10
reward will be given.
Honors Day Program
The College of Education and Human Services
will be holding an Honors Day Program on
Thursday , March 2, at 12:30p.m. in Hamblin
International Auditorium of Robinson Hall.
The guest speaker will be Ms. Katie Evans,
Regional Field Director of the Pennsylvania
State Education Association. All students,
faculty, and staff are invited to attend.
International Students
There will be a meeting of the International
Students Association(ISA) on Friday, the 17th
of February, 1989 at 7p.m. prompt at the
lower level of the PUB. New members and
visitors are welcome as always.
Non-Traditional Meeting
Tues. Feb. 21,1989. 1:00p.m.-1:30p.m. in
the Coffee House (lower PUB). Interested in
meeting other non-traditional students? Then
come to a Non-Traditional Organization
Meeting, all students welcome. Nominations
being accepted for Secretary and Treasurer.
The speaker will be Dee Bernhardt from
Newman's Center. She will speak on the
activities going on there and what the center
has to offer students.
The
Black
Cultural
Society
Presents...
A Sweetheart Dance.
When: Saturday February 18, 1989.
Time: 10p.m. -2a.m.
Place: Bentley Lounge
Featuring the D.J. Sterl "Chili" White.
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The EAGLE
EYE is funded by the student activity fee.
Summer Camp!
Are you a ... hiker,spiker,picker,plucker,
rider, strider.hugger, slugger.holder.and,
molder? If so. Gamp Cann-Edi-On has a place
for you!! Be yourself and we'll share a lifetime
of memories this summer! Sign up Now! The
Summer Session is June 11- August 14,1989.
There will be recruiting on Feb. 24th in
Bentley from 10a.m.-2p.m.! For more
information contact Diane Young Russell 302
at 893-3068.
Eboni Korner is Back!
Yes, it's pay day and Eboni Komer will be
here to coUesct your funds!($)
Where: Bentley Lounge
Time: 10a.m. - 5p.m.
Buy up now for your health and beauty aids.
Sponsered by The Black Cultural Society.
Biaci( Cultural Society Meeting
Mandatory meeting for the members of the
Black Cultural Society, Tuesday February
21,1989. There will be nominations and
speeches for the elections of 89-90. Dues
must be paid in order to vote.
Help Wanted
Combination
math tutors and office
assistants for the Mathematics Service
Division. Apply in Russell 28 as soon as
possible.
Human Relations Program
The Human Relations Committee and the
Black Cultural Society present:
- Human Relations Program
- Sunday, February 26, 1989.
- 5:00 p.m.
- Holiday Inn, Lamar PA.
- $8.00 per person ( no tickets at the door.)
- Tickets can be purchased 12-1 Bentley
Lobby Wednesday, February 15- Tuesday
February 21 and Addie's downtown Lock
Haven.
The program consists of a dinner and an
awards ceremony. The guest speaker for the
evening is Odette Pineiro-Colon.
Seniors and Juniors
The 1989 Graduate School Guide, a guide to
master's and doctoral degree programs in the
Northeast and Midwest, may be secured in the
Career Planning Office, Smith Hall.
Sunday Dinners
Himgry for a home-cooked meal? Miss Mom's
apple pie? Come on down to 5th & W. Main
to the Newman House for Sunday dinner
cooked by students for students at 5 p.m.
every Sunday . Call Dee at 748-8592 to sign
up as a Chef or to RSVP! See you there!
Attention All Students:
Lock Haven University is one of fifty schools
selected by the International Studies
Association to participate in a Summer
Scholarship Program. The award carries a no
cost four week program studying the language
of the recipients choice.
Qualifications :
^
(a) Be no older than 22 years of age by the
time the Study Abroad Program of the students
choice starts.
(b) Have completed a minimum of two courses
of the language of the Study Abroad Program
of the student's choice by the time the
program starts.
(c) Pass the International Studies Association
test in the language of the Study Abroad
Program of the student's choice with a
minimtmi score of 700 of a possible 800. Test
will be given at Lock Haven.
The deadline is 24 February 1989. Act now!
More information in the International Studies
Office, Raub Hall.
OMA News
Closed Smoker Friday Feb. 17th at 7:30 p.m.
Rides leave at 7:15 from McEntire and
Woolridge Halls
Fashion Show
The Fashion Show, Sunday February 26,1989
will feature conunentators Bobbi Washington
and James Bibbs. The models will include:
Phyllis Churchman, Kim Evelyn, Lynif
Kovalchik, Mary Peapos, Jasmine Pond,
Stephanie Schwenk, Tony Bacon, Charles
Burhanon, Jaime Crankfield, Carl Fisher,
James Freeman, and Mike Pacholik.
Tickets are $8.00. the dinner will be Chicken
Cordon Bleu, and the dessert will be
Chocolate Mousse.
Update...
Arlene Holsclaw, the escapee from the
Lakewood State Prison has been caught by the
police. Ms. Holsclaw has just been
additionally sentenced for second degree
murder of a cab driver. She will now be
committed to the Pine Ridge Correctional
Institute.
Summer Work/Study Program
The Allentown Hospital--Lehigh Valley
Hospital Center 1989 Summer Work/Study
Program: This twelve-week program offers
on-the-job experience for undergraduate and
graduate stiidenls in health-related fields of
study. The fifty-four positions are based in
various hospital departments. The
participants salary, which is based on a forty
hour week, is $230.00. More detailed program
descriptions are available in the Career
Planning Office. The deadline for applications
is March 25,1989. If you have any questions
about the program, or want additional
information, please feel free to contact Susan
G. Knapp, Director, Human Resource
Development, Lehigh Valley Hospital Center,
P.O. Box 689, 1200 S. Cedar Crest Blvd.,
Allentown, PA 18105. (215)-776-8320.
The Return of Oscar
Anyone with questions for the all-knowing
Oscar please have the in the Eagle Eve office
by Wednesdays at 5 p.m. No problem too
tough for Oscar!
Crucible
Submissions for the student literary
magazine, "The Crucible", will be considered
through March 31st. Please take all material
to be submitted to Raub Hall room 303. The
magazine will be printed by the end of April.
Children's Carnival
Saturday, March 11, 1989 , 1-4 p.m. in
Rogers Gymnasium.
Activities Needed:
Theme this year- "Little, 1 like to help."
Please submit registration forms available in
Russell Hall. Contact Dr. Biswas at
893-2158.
Summer School
During the period February 27 to May 1 in
Sullivan Hall Lobby, students may begin to
pre-register for Summer School. The Schedule
of Summer Scool Classes should be available
at the Bookstore begirming February 20.
Daffodil Day at LHU
Daffodil Day at LHU will be Thursday, March
16, 1989: Please place your order(s) with
Marchal Rote (202 Sullivan), Norma Glossner
(Raub Lobby), Peggy McCloskey (106
Sloan), Sherry Herritt (Law Enforcement),
Peggy Fanning (132 Robinson), Barbara
Greene (207 Ulmer), Mary Ann Haines
(Russell Basement), or Barbara Carter (102
Zimmerli) by Friday, March 10, 1989. Your
order(s) can be picked up between 8:30a.m.
and 4:00 p.m. on Thursday, March 16, 1989.
Please support the American Cancer Society
by ordering a bunch(lO) of daffodils for $4.00
or a single daffodil for $.40.
AXA Volleyball Marathon
Lambda Chi Alpha will be holding it's Eighth
Annual Volleyball Marathon Friday-Saturday,
March 10-11. For more information contact
Ed Connor at 748-9919.
MMr>*P>*MiNHM>M*WMWM
Friday, February 14, 1989, Lock Haven University Eagle Eye 3
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS
Webster awarded scholarship
Police
By Scott David Bloom
By Brian Day
StcffReporter
"A lot of people should try the
exchange programs, they are
very educational."
-Wendy Webster,
Wendy Webster was recently awarded a
International Studies
scholarship by Rotary International to
major
attend a graduate school in Nairobi,
StcffReporter
Kenya.
Webster has already been on three Lock
Haven University international exchange
programs.
Her previous international exchange
programs have been in Germany, Poland
and Taiwan, firom which she just returned.
Webster said Taiwan was the most
exciting culture she visited but Germany
is like a second home.
Webster became interested in foreign
countries after participating in a high
school exchange program in Germany.
"A lot of people should tiy the exchange
programs," Webster said, "They are very
educational."
beat
Jacket stolen
On Feb. 9th, a student reported her
jacket stolen from Zimmerli Gymnasium. Richard Hepner, Director of Campus Law Enforcement, said, "She was
playing racquetball and when she was
finished, the jacket was gone." Numerous personal articles were inside the
jacket No value was given.
Webster works at the International
Studies Offlce. She is also a member of
the German Club, Haven League,
Badminton Club, and Circle K. Webster
said not only is Circle K a lot of fun, but
its community service is very satisfying.
When asked what she sees in her future,
Webster replied, "I hope things work out
with Kenya." After Kenya, Webster said
that she is unstire what she wants to do.
Webster is a senior majoring in
International Studies. She has been a
Presidential Scholar since her freshman
year.
Non-Student arrest
I to
1^
S
Wednesday night, a special Valentine's Day Club
Haven went from 9 p.m. until 12 p.m. in the lower
level of the Parson's Union Building.
There was dancing with a deejay, flashing lights
and a disco ball.
Music videos were shown in the television room.
There was also a bar serving sodas, mock tails,
peanuts, and cake. One of the bar attendants, Tracy
Visconti, is shown in the photo at left.
"I'm very happy about the success of Club Haven,"
said Penne Horton, organizer of Club Haven. "It is
an effort by all the organizations on campus as an
alternative of something to do." "I'd like to thank
everyone for their continued support."
Approximately 300 people attended the Club
Haven, according to Horton.
Horton said that there will be a Club Haven
scheduled about one every month, with the
possibility of a Hnal outdoor Club Haven at the end
of the semester.
ACROSS
1. WW II fliers:
inlt.
4. Alda or Arkin
8. Catch sight of
12. Yale student
13. Rope fiber
14. Adhesive strip
15. State of bliss:
2 wds.
16. Fencing sword
19. Representative
20. Rain-forest
mammal
DOWN
1. Thing, in law
2. Pub quaff
3. Bowling game
4. Li'l
5. Tardy
6. Burnt matter
7. Extreme degree
8. Phases
9. Macadamize
10. Golf competition
11. Bivouac shelter
16. "Iliad," e.g.
17. Relaxes
22. Form by
carving: obs.
24.
the Red
25. Took in
29. Sheridan or
Sothern
30. Grants
31. Drily humorous
32. Saves
34. Sit
35. Word before
t>eer or east
36. R- o r X -
40. Sites
41. Baseball player:
2 wds.
46. Be aware of
47.
-de-camp
48. Dec. 24 or
31, e.g.
49. Byrd, Dole, etc.:
abbr
50. "The
of
Brazil"
51. Squealer
37. Endure
20. Rend
21. Eng. composer
22. Mississippi,
Missouri, or
Ohio
23. Eras
25. Prima donna
26. Double-crosser:
hyph.
27. Gaelic
28. Tinted
30. March 17 color
33. Furnishes with
income
34. Tempo
36. Thorny flowers
37.
38
39.
40.
Inquires
Part of N.B.
Religious image
Gentleman's
mate
42, Pat
43. Life: comb.
form
44. Ms. Gardner
45. Fishing gear
•-
Last Saturday night at 2 a.m.. Law
Enforcement Officers arrested four nonstudents for underage drinking. The incident ocurred in paiking area number six.
According to Hepner, "One of the of
the minors was a juvenile [under 18]."
One of the four was also arrested for
disorderly conduct After being released,
he went to the Law Enforcement Office,
used obscene language and physically
shoved'an officer.
He was then arrested again and recieved a misdemeanor disordo'ly conduct
charge, then taken before the magisU^ate
for arraignment When he was unable to
post the $500 for bail he was taken to
the Clinton County jail.
Two days ago, he recived a hearing.
The defendant was bound over to the
next term of Clinton County Court of
Common Pleas.
A reminder
The hockeyfieldis off-limits for general use. A fence has been put up and
violators will be subject to arrest for
trespassing.
Schwarz edits
publication
Dr. John I. Schwarz, Jr., professor of
music and the assistant to the dean of Lock
Haven University College of Arts and
Sciences, edited a recent publication.
The publication, printed by Novello and
Company, Limited, London, was composed
by Samuel Wesley.
It is a work composed for tenor voice and
keyboard ctmtinuo, titled "Ad Offertorium."
Schwarz worked from the original
manuscript, constructed the keyboard part
from the continuo outline.
He interpreted and edited the entire score,
preparing it for modem performance.
Schwarz joined LHU faculty in 1968.
4 Eagle Eye Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES
Your Valentine's Day Wishes
To My Best Buddy Fait,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love, Whipp
*******
To Steven B. Garmanl.
The man of my dreams,
my heart,
my life.
I love you,
Shirley Ann Confer
Happy Valentine's Day, Brian,
The three and a half years have gone by so
quickly. I And myself loving you more and
more each day.
Love, Heather
*******
Matthew,
Our last semester here. We've been through
so much, but I would do it all again. After
May, no matter what comes, I will always
love you very mtich.
Beth
*******
To the World's Greatest Valentlnet
I love you TomI
Love, Denise
*******
To my best buddies- little Denise,
Cliicken Holly and Bethle!
Hq>py Valentine's Day- love you guys!
Neice
*******
Matthew M.,
Second Valentine's Day spent together and
many more to come. Have a haf^y.
Luv yal
SLP
*******
Eddie,
Thanks for being the special person you are
and for making me the happiest girl in the
world. Happy Valentine's Day!
Love yal
PJ
*******
To my Buddy,
Happy V-Day and thank you for everything
on Monday and Tuesday. You're the onlv
one in the swamp and I think you know I'm
very happy. But can we please still do the
Wild Thing?????
Love,
Hina
*******
Gummi Bear,
You are the greatest thing that ever
happened to mel I love you very much!!!
Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie! Love you
forever,
Lynda
*******
Ron,
It has been almost 2 years since the
sidewalk and I"ve loved you ever since.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Ruthy
Doug,
If memories are all you can give me, then
I'll take all four of them...
L
*******
Steve,
Tag! You're it!
Love, Traci
42
*******
Batgirl,
Have a Happy Valentine's Day & Good Luck
with your "Goal"!
Y.F.R Catwoman
*******
Mike.
I love the smile you save for me, your every
look and touch-And I love you very
much! Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Angel
*******
To my Tau Beta Sigma Littie Sister
Kathleen:
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Love, Your Big Sister
*******
Mickey,
Remember the year you received a boardwalk
after a football game?
*******
Soupy,
You're the best roomie. Thanks for being
my best friend. Happy Valentine's Day and
Happy Birthday!
Zori
Dear Mikey,
Dear "Tenderloin,"
Thank for a great semester- hope there's
Will you be mine, forever?
many more!! H i ^ y Valentine's Day!
I love you,
Love, Es
"Lambie"
***•*••
*******
Ryder,
Dear Lucy Sickler,
Many happy returns of the day! Here's to
Happy Valentine's Day!
future days! (and maybe a couple weekends?!)
Love,
Byrd
Your Big Sister
*******
Stephanie,
Roy,
Valentine's Day is a day of love, excitement
Just wanted to say hi and say you're a great
and romance. It's also full of surprises! I
guy. You know who we are, we aren't too hope to make all yo\u dreams come true. I
far.
Love You!
Love, Guess who?!
Always, Michael
PS. The offer still stands.
*******
Gospel Singer
to Perform
Pearl
William-Jones,
reknown
Afro-American gospel singer, is scheduled
to perform at Lock Haven University.
Jones will be giving a musical
performance on Feb. 23 in the Sloan
Auditorium. The performance is scheduled
to begin at 8 am.
Being the daughter of Bishop and Mrs.
Smallwood Williams of the Bible Way
Church of Christ Worldwide, Jones has
combined her Pentacostal background with
her scholary research in order to create her
individual performance style.
Aside from being a gospel singer, Jones
is also a pianist and an Associate Professor
of Music at the University of the District
of Columbia.
Lycoming College awarded her an
honorary doct(»^te degeree in 1972.
Admission is free for all college sbidents,
administration, and faculty.
FEATURES
Happy Valentine's Day, Babycakes!
All my love,
^
Babybutt
*******
Kelly, Cathy, Karen and Greer,
Happy Valentine's Day to four great friends.
Lynn
*******
To the guys at £ T , A X A , and A £ « ,
Hq>py Valentine's Day!
From three of your "close" friends
*******
Dear Andy, Todd & Ben,
We live to love you.
We love to cone you!
Love, Your Future Neighbors
Happy Valentine's Day!
*******
Happy Valentine's Day,
Laura,
Love your girls on 6th back
*******
To: Bill B.,
I thought you'd like to know that I've been
admiring you from afar since Intro, to
Psych. 4 years ago. Who says obsessions
don't last!
xxoo.
Sly
*******
Steve,
To my favorite Lamba Chi! Stay close!
"Sigma Sister"
*******
Jack,
I have my eye on you! Yum-m-m!
The girl next door
*******
Shadowspawn,
Our reunion was brief yet very worthwhile.
I shall miss you until our paths cross again.
Keep well and don't get caught.
Love always,
Tiearfa
*******
TracyFriends are forever. Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Ruthy
*******
To my roomates at the Mailbox:
Andre' ,Beth, Dorie, Melanie, Rich, and
Tricia.
I want to wish you all a good
Valentine's Day and Thank You for being
Great Friends.
Love, Tammi
*******
Chub,
It took some time for us to know one
another and my good-byes will be coming
soon, so I want to wish you a happy
Valentine's Day for the flrst and maybe Last
time. V
Tammi
*******
Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University Eagle Eye 5
FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES
FEATURE;
Talking With
tells the story
of
problems from a women's perspective
By Sue Berger
Stc^Reporter
How do you handle life when the rugs
have been yanked outfromtmder you?
Talking With, a play to be presented
on Feb. 23, 24 and 25 at 8 p.m. in Sloan's
Countdown Theatre, is a series of 11
monologues about women who have been
through or are going through major
changes in their lives, and each one has
developed a way to cope with these
changes.
"The way they cope with life is what
makes the piece so interesting," said John
Gordon, chairman of the speech/theater
department and director of the play.
Gordon said some of the methods the
characters use to deal with their problems
are extremely funny, some are
psychologically violent; some are
depressing, and some are very creative.
The monologues, each lasting from six
to ten minutes touch on such subjects as
loneliness, failure, rejection, and death.
Although the topics of the monologues
may seem depressing, the characters handle
their problems very creatively.
"The characters are very creative, and they
are coping with situations, sometimes
humorously, that many of us might not be
able to handle," said Gordon.
"The humor of the play, however, will
also be mixed with tension as the audience
realizes that the characters may only be
temporarily coping with their problems and
that the characters may not survive if they
do not come to grips with their problems,"
said Gordon.
In one monologue titled "French Fries,"
Sophomore Lory Fedor plays a lonely bag
lady who wants to live in McDonald's
because it is a warm,friendlyplace.
In another monologue titled "Scraps,"
Junior Maiveen Campbell plays a bored
housewife who tries to solve her identity
crises by escaping to the storybook land of
Oz.
All of the monologues are told from a
woman's perspective, said Gordon, but the
play is for everyone.
"The women are coping with emotion^
and situations we all have to deal with at
one point in our lives," said Gordon. The
characters range from 16 years old to 80
years old, they are from all economic
classes, and they have a wide range of
problems.
The play is designed to be very intimate
between the characters and the audience.
Gordon said that he and the cast "have
worked long and hard to create the illusion
of a real person talking with the audience
and telling, for the first time, her internal
thoughts about her particular situation."
The monologue style is new to the
University's theatre department and Gordon
said that it has given him a chance to work
one on one, like an acting coach, with each
member of the cast He and each member
of the cast were able to take an in-depth
look.at character development and such
techniques as dramatic phrasing and
pausing.
Campbell said that in developing her
character for the "Scraps" monologue she
found it very "interesting to talk to
someone else and get their feedback on the
character. It's challenging to portray the
character realisdcally. On the surface, she
life's
may seem bizarre, but she actually has
many sides and a lot of depth."
Dr. Sallie Sadler, professor of
pyschology, also assisted the cast by
conducting group and individual sessions
on the psychology behind the behavior of
the characters.
The members of the cast and their
monologues are Carol Simey, "Fifteen
Minutes;" Maureen Campbell, "Scraps;"
Helen Haglich. "Clear Glass Marbles;"
Shelly Callahan, "Audition;" Jessica
Yothers, "Rodeo;" Angelina Cantolina,
"Twirlers" and "Dragons;" Robin Stiouse,
"Lamps;" Suzanne Bryla, "Handlers;" Loiy
Fedor, "French Fries;" and Angela Sparks,
"Marks."
The crew includes Perry Graver, stage
manager; Korey Kusher, lights; Jennifer
Pandich, props; and Craig Young,
costumes.
H a v e n s c o p e is to
premier
next week
By Kate Kinney
Women are becoming world leaders
By Sanjiva
Cooke
Featttres Reporter
Asian women, like their counterparts
around the world, have been tread on for
centuries, but unlike their sisters in the
West,they have seen little or no
"liberation".
Deeply rooted religious and cultural
attitudes have kept women subservient to
their fathers,brothers and husbands. Given
this backdrop, last December's election of
Mrs. Benazir Bhutto as Prime Minister of
Pakistan is significant not only in its own
right, but as an intriguing aspect of South
Asian politics.
The paradox of women political leaders
in the traditionaly conservative male
dominated societies of this region is neith»
new nor isolated. Four out of the seven
countries identified as South Asia have or
have had very prominent women
politicians-all being either Prime Ministers
or leaders of the opposition.
Something that may shed light on the
readiness of Asian men (hardly used to
working with women,let alone taking
orders from them) to elect and support these
women, may be the thread that connects
them. All of them have either been long
groomed for the role by their fathers or
tragically forced into the limelight by the
_-^b
assasinaticMis of their husbands.
This trend in the Asian political arena
was started of in 1959, when Sri Lanka's
Mrs. Bandaranayake was called vapaa, in the
face of national crisis, to replace her
assasinated husband.
In the process, she became the first
woman Prime Minister of the modem era
(before Margaret Thatcher, Israel's Golda
Meir, or Argentina's Isabel Peron).
Bandaranayake, after serving two terms
as Prime Minister, now leads the island's
main opposition party.
The late Indira Gandhi followed her
fatha, India's first Prime Minister Neheru,
into politics and went on to dominate the
Indian political scene, both as Prime
Minister and leader of the opposition, up
to the time of her assasinauon in 1984.
Meanwhile, in neighboring Bangaladesh,
the daughter of an assasinated president
Begum Khaleda Zia and the wife of anothoassasinated president. Sheik Hasina Wazed
are the countries two top opposition
leaders.
Mrs. Bhutto of Pakistan fits into both
catorgeries of the successful Asian woman
politician.
Long seen as a potential successor by
her fadier, Bhutto gained national and
international prominence when a miliary
coupe ousted and later executed her father,
Zulfikar Ali Bhutto. Bhutto vowing
revenge, spearheaded a restoration of
democracy and formed a govenunent as
Prime Minister last year.
The phenomenon of women political
leaders is not just restricted to southern
Asia, but can be observed in the Far-East as
well.
Corzon Aquino had to make the
transistion from housewife to presidental
candidate, after the m\u6et of her husband
Benigno "Nino" Aquino, finally toppling
Ferdinand Marcos to be elected President of
the Philippines.
In Burma, while Sanda Win, daughter of
retired General Ne Win, is poised for
leadership in that country's troubled
political sittiation,the opposition lotdcs to
Aung San Suu Kyi (daughter of a former
Nationalist resistance fighter) for
lead^shq).
In most cases, these women were pushed
forward as ngiveheads by partymen eago* to
manipulate the voters' sympathies by
capitalizing on their names (Bhutto
,Bandaranayake, Neheru and Aquino are
names of legendary proportions in their
countries).
But all of the widows and daughters who
have come to power have shown their
mettle: out-maneuvering the maneuverers
and tuming out to be respected leaders in
their own right.
Features Reporter
Lock Haven University's own half-hour
TV program, Havenscope. will air its
premiere show on Thursday, February 23 at
7:00 pm.
The student-run program, which can be
seen on channel 10, includes campus and
local news, sports, weather, and interviews
of ciampus leaders by on-campus reportos.
Included on the program are James Bibbs
with sports and Marissa Zangre with
interviews.
Also on camera will be Lisa
Merryweather with the local weather, and
news coverage by Bobbi Washington and
Lyiin Kovalchik.
Marissa Zangre, who also serves as
features producer, said, "Havenscope is the
best way to find out what's going on on
campus and to keep involved... I hope to
get a big audience this semester for the
program." •
The TV program is a student-run show
with seven student executives, who work
with Faculty Advisor, Ms. Karen Kline,
who is a professor in the joumalism
department.
The students heading the Havenscope
production team include Jennifer Dailey,
Executive Producer and Directors Mark
Bamer and Bill Alexander.
News Producer this year is Denise
Dugan, with Marissa Zangre in tiie Feature
Producer spot. Public Relations to the
campus and Lock Haven area is being
handled by Kate Kinney and Robb Mackes.
6 Eagle Eye Friday 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
IPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
LHU Field Hockey to move to Division HI in 1990
By Terry Day
Editor-in-Chief
The Lady Eagles'fieldhockey team will
be reclassifing their National Collegiate
Atiiletic Assocation (NCAA) Division I
status to III in 1990.
In 1984, the NCAA did away with
Division II because of lack of participants
and income. West Chester and LHU chose
Division I while the other eight teams the
Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference
(PSAC) chose Division III.
"First, we didn't want to leave Division
II. We belong in Division II not I or III,"
Sharon Taylor, adiletic director and field
hockey head coach said. "It (Division I) is a
pat on the back for the kids."
According to Taylor, the main reason for
the change is abiliy to compete in the
PSAC championships. The Lady Eagles
won it from 1979 to 1982.
During their five years in Division 1, the
team was prohibited from participating in
the PSAC playoffs along with West
Chester.
"If we could be in the conference
championship and stay in Division I, we
would have stayed," Taylor said. She added
that not being eligible to compete bothered
her.
"Secondly, we have no resources here or
the money for field hockey," Taylor said.
"There are a lot of Division I schools
putting a lot more money into field
hockey."
As far as the level of competion, Taylor
feels that some of the top Division III are
capable of competing with the number 20
Let's talk sports
Rivalries play a big part in sports
in Division I.
Taylor explained that Division III is
really a combination of Division II and
Division III. "I really think it is stronger
than it was," Taylor added.
Along wiUi Division III competition, tiie
Lady Eagles will continue to compete with
several Division I teams.
With the reclassification, the Lady Eagle
must meet the guidelines set for Division.
There are no grants or aid, and they must
play SO percent of their game against
Division III teams.
As far as recruitment, Taylor said, "I am
finding that it is not affecting it."
Taylor added that the players pointed out
one advantage of the change is there will be
more junior varsity games.
The Lady Eagles finished their 1988 Field Hockey team bound for
NCAA Division III in 1990.
season with a 7-12-1 record.
Upcoming Sports
Saturdav. Februarv 18
Men's and women's basketball: at Edinboro, 2&4 p.m.
Wrestling: at Penn State, 7:30 p.m.
Gymnastics: at home vs. Cortland State, 1 p.m.
Swimming: PSAC Championships at lUP
By Rob Yoegel
Sports Columnist
State Athletic Conference Western
Division, and a number five ranking in the
nation.
Frank Scarfo's Lady Eagles made it two
Ever stop to wonder...
for two last season getting into their
What arerivahiesall about?
version of Uie state playoffs before losing
Where do they start?
to lUP in a high scoring affair.
Now is a good a time as ever to think
This season the ladies are enjoying the
about it.
The Bald Eagle and Lady Eagle basketball same success, they appeared in Uie national
teams are at the point in their seasons when polls in January (at number 17) and are on
tiie way in making it to the state playoffs
die intra-divisional games tiiey play are
again, and the third time could be the
very important and Uiat's wheretiieirrivals
charm.
are.
Of course, no one could have forgotten
And for, anybody who has any clue on
Uiat evening last February when 3,000 fans
what's going on should know that this is
tiie time of the year when Uie Bald Eagle jammed Thomas Field House for the
wresders take on Uieir nemesis, the Nittany LHU-PSU match, in which the main
highlights were a match Uiat came down to
Lions of Penn State.
In my mind, a rivalry starts when two Uie last bout and a bomb Uireat.
This year everything is the same except
teams (or individuals) that play each otiier
often during their season (or career) always tiie locale and hopefully Uie outcome.
put on not just a game or match, but a
The LHU grapplers enter tomorrow night
spectacle.
ranked eighUi in Uie nation, while PSU is
That's what happens to LHU atiiletics in number three.
Excitement is the name of the game
Uie middle of Febniary to early March.
Last year at this time, Uie Bald Eagle when rivals come to town (or go to town).
This year is no exception, with the
basketball team was working on their
wresders grappling Penn State tomorrow
second consecutive 20 game season.
AlUiough they fpU two games short, any night at University Park, and then the
Lock Haven sports fan could never forget basketball teams playing key Westem
Division games next week.
the thrilling double overtime defeat of
So, here we go once again.
Slii^ry Rock in Uiefirstround of Uie state
The 'spectacles' begin, and Uiis year I feel
playoffs.
This year looks just as well, already 20 the potential outcomes are just as
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SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
Fifth-ranked Eagles edged by Clarion, 58-57
By Herb Samuels
Sports Reporter
The Bald Eagle men's basketball team
dropped a heartbreaker to Clarion
University, 58-57, on Wednesday.
They entered the game with a number
five ranking in the NCAA Division II poll.
Ironically, the last time they were ranked
this high (two weeks ago) they lost to
Shippensburg by one point.
The game started extremely well for the
Bald Eagles, who held a 25-13 advantage
with ten minutes remaining in the first
half. Shortiy thereafter, the evening took a
tum for the worst for LHU when center
Dirk Remensnyder took himself out of the
game with an upset stomach.
"That really hurt us," said head coach
Dave Blank. "He (Remensnyder) couldn't
ran up and down the court anymore. He
was having a great game."
Remensnyder finished with eight points
on four-for-seven shooting and collected six
rebounds.
From there. Clarion's defense started to
hound the Bald Eagles' leading sewer Dean
Kriebel. He scored 12 points in Uie first
nine and a half minutes and was shutout the
for the remainder of the half. At the
intermission, Uie Golden Eagles held on to were out of position and made a bad call."
With left six seconds on the clock. Glass
a slim one point lead.
In the second half, CU began to take fouled, sending the Golden Eagles to the
control. They lead by as many as eight line. After a miss on the front end of a
points as the Bald Eagles shooting went one-and-one free throw. Brown grabbed the
flat.
rebound.
But, tiie Bald Eagles didn't quit. They After both teams called a timeout,
worked Uie Clarion lead to one wiUi 1:13 Remensnyder's in-bound pass to guard
left. When Clarion gained possession of Traman Greene was bobbled and stolen and
Uie ball, the plan was simple. "We were so was Uie victory.
eitiier going for a steal or foul somebody," Kriebel led the team in scoring and
Blank said.
rebounds with 21 and 12. respectively.
The result was a steal by guard Tony Jekot tossed in 12 points and Glass added
Bacon. After a series of missed shots, nine.
Brown had a strong game off the bench
forward John Jekot put the bucket in to put
and grabbed six rebounds. Bacon handed out
Uie Bald Eagles up 57-56.
With :53 seconds left CIdrion worked Uie six assists.
The loss give the Bald Eagles a 20-3
ball around the perimeter and found their
low postman, Ted Boyer, for two points. ovoall record.
More intresting it gives them a 7-2
"He (Boyer) hit a tough shot. Carl Brown
couldn't play much better defense," said record in the Pennsylvania Conference
Westem Division. "That ties them with
Blank.
That left only 20 seconds on tiie clock. Shippensbivg and puts them a game ahead
The Bald Eagles worked the ball around of Slippery Rock.
until guard Tim Glass drove Uie lane, drew
This makes for an ironic ending.
contact from a defender and the ball went "Everyone (the top three teams) has to play
out of bounds.
one at home and one on the road against
The officials called that Glass was the each other," said coach Blank.
last to touch Uie ball, but Uie fihns showed
Before the Bald Eagles play either of
someUiing else. "He (Glass) tried to pick Uiose teams, Uiey must go on tiie road to
up his dribble and bounced it off the face Edinboro for a tough matchup on the
defenders foot," Blank said. "The officials Scots home turf. That game is tomorrow,
Wolfe leading scorer with 12
Lady Eagles subdue Clarion
By Merritt La Porta
Sports Reporter
Cashing in on a 42-27 halftime lead, the
Lady Eagle basketball team craised to an
86-57 victory over the Lady Golden Eagles
of Clarion.
Sophomore Angle Wolfe led the way
with 12 points while Lisa Sporer, Amy
Barger, Linda Ordiway and Donna Ifeller all
chipped in for 10 points each.
"We lodced sharp," said head coach Frank
Scarfo. "We played good defense, good
offense and we outhustied them throughout
the game."
Scarfo deemed the win an important one,
reboimding back from a one-point loss to
the University of Pitt-Johnstown on
Monday.
"We needed to reinforce a positive
playing attitude on the road after the close
loss," he said, "and we accomplished Uiat
against Clarion."
The biggest suprise was the low scoring
of leading scorer Maryellen Jaskuta.
Jaskuta finished with only five points on
the night, yet Scarfo found it to be a
positive sign.
"At halftime MJ only had two points,"
he said. "I told her that because the
younger players were scoring it was a
positive sign for her, because it took some
pressure off of her to do all the scoring."
"It showed that we could win and score
without her giving us a lot of points," he
added.
The win raises the Lady Eagles record to
16-7 overall and 7-2 in die PSAC Westemi
Division, assuring them of a playoff spot.
The team hits Uie road for Edinboro on
Saturday in a battie for first place. Right
now botii LHU and Edinboro are tied for
first and a win would give tiie Lady Eagles
the championship.
"Saturday is the season," Scarfo said.
"Our objective is to win the West and we
can seal that situation wiUi a win against
Edinboro."
"We are one game away from being
champions," he added. "The team needs to
be psyched for this game without hearing
from Uieir coach."
Lady Eagles clinch playoffs.
Dean Kreibel scores 21 points.
Four LHU boxersjo
compete in Virginia
Four members of the nationally ranked Bald
Eagles boxing will travel to Lexington, Virginia
Uiis Sunday to compete in the Virginia Military
Institution Invitational.
Competing for the Bald Eagles will be Joe
Salluzzo at 190 pounds, Geoff Lyons, 196
pounds; DeWayne Bryant, 185; and Dave
Machamer, 119.
Salluzzo, a two-time All-American, will face
V.M.I.'s Ken Krinsky, last year's national
rarmei-vp at 180 pounds.
Lyons, junior , is matched up against Tom
Talley, also of the host Keydets . Talley was
defeated by LHU's Chris McCracken at the Penn
State Invitational two weeks ago.
Sophomore Bryant will be the third boxer to
meet a fighter from V.M.I. when he faces Tom
Ballantine.
Rounding out the field for the Bald Eagles
will be Machamer, who will also go up against
a Keydet boxer in You-Haei Wang.
Besides Lock Haven and V.M.I., there will be
competitors from Penn State, Dickinson, and
Ohio University on the 12 match card.
Future competitions for Uie Bald Eagles will
be the Dickinson Invitational in Carlisle on
February 26th, the Central Connecticut State
Invitational on March 4th, and the Eas.em
Collegiate Boxing Association's North Regional
Championships at Penn State to be held March
17-18.
Ml
8 Eagle Eye Friday, February 17, 1989, Lock Haven University
On the lighter side...
By Abby A. Mylin
Feature Colunmist
This is a salute to all singles who made
it through Valentine's Day without feeling
like a flourescent remenant clearance rug
left over on it's last stand.
Yes, on this love-lust holiday being
independent is about as appealing as
wearing a wet t-shirt in those sub-zero wind
chill factors.
Lovers who are blissfully happy won't
let good enough alone...they want to spread
the good fortune, too.
Could anyone actually enjoy singularity?
Surely it's a transitory state, a stage, an
awaiting possibly?
Recentiy, a concemed party took interest
in my cause and angry at my lack of
enthusiasm ("You're not going to meet
anyone sitting around all weekend
writing...you're wasting your prime years
girl..." and similar arguments), she found
Mr. Wonderful for me.
After two weeks of hostile threats, I
accepted if only to shut her up, and while
dressing for this hideous occassion I
realized I was "blind as a bat", so to speak.
The only thing I knew about Mr.
Wonderful was his name (we'll call him
"Dork" for reasons you'll soon understand),
and that at 28 years of age he was of the
single status quo and already in need of
blind dates?
U m m m . . . 25 and single , no
girlfriend...so, what's his problem?
Good grief! I sounded as bad as Mrs.
Matchmaker herself...there's probably
nothing wrong with him ...sound and sane
as my Uncle Boris-- who at 45 is a bit of
an alcoholic womanizer, but single and
happy.
So be it.
Oh god...maybe I was meeting an
abusive egocentric?
A depressed psychotic?
An aggressive business power mongrel?
An unemployed lazy lunatic?
Maybe, maybe (gulp) a repressed
perverted-oh my.
I racked through my wardrobe and pull
out something to cover every possible inch
of skin~a late century Puritian outfit that
would challenge Hugh Hefner...maybe I
could find a hairnet, too...why did I have to
have blonde hair now?
After dumping nine bureau drawers, I
looked up and caught my reflection at
which point I realized I'd gone crazy.
Calmy, 1 battled to get out of the Puritian
get-up (no one would €ver experience
date-rape in one of those) and slid into my
red silk instead.
What if it's too much? Ab, he's 28, and
desparate, anything will look good.
Nearing my destination point sometime
later with ten minutes to kill, I suddenly
freeze in a frantic state of frenzied
panic.why in the world did I wear red?
I make an unconscious U-turn in the
middle of the road and find myself walking
up and down the aisles of a convienance
store.
I mn out of aisles and stand by the nacho
machine staring at the cheese melting.
"Looking for something or someone?"
the clerk asks obviously amused.
I grab grape Baseball bubble gum.
"Goes nice with the outfit," he says.
Some people are so smug.
Finally, after 15 more minutes of
rampaging the roads, I end-up behind Mr.
Wonderful, who's nursing a drink, and
really didn't look too bad from where I was
standing.
Suddenly, he stands. "Abby? Your
picture didn't do you justice. You look
beautiful."
Well, well, well. Dork certainly didn't
loose time but he did lose points with that
line.
He wraps his arm, very muscular
arm-maybe it wasn't that gagging of a
line-around my waist and seats me beside
him at the bar.
All this sounds great, which is exactiy
why all my instincts instantiy flashed
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CAUTION.
Over drinks we talk about casual things
and I almost relax when he tells me how he
found a dog-sitter for the night, but no way
Jose, you'll blow this 28 year perfected
smooth exterior, yet.
How about a walk on the patio before
dinner?...oh, my he was so nice, and, well,
aren't blind dales suppose to be miserable"?
After we order dinner he tells me, "I
wanted to cook dinner for us, but 1 thought
you might feel, well..."
HE'S BLUSHING.
I was about to lean over the table and
propose right Uien but Uie waiter just arrive
and was popping the wine.
I found myself unable to eat and instead
watching to see if he ate his food in that
irritating rabbit-style habit (like Ex-#5) or
It is evil. It is real. It is awakening.
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have trouble getting a date?"
"Maybe I've met too many choking
Dorks. And who said I was having any
U-ouble? The only troub-"
"Okay, okay."
"Well, what about you, Dorko...unless
the suave, interesting, handsome man you
feigned only seconds ago is just part of the
choking scene?"
We both look at each other and smile.
Now, I don't want get all mushy-gushy
and rain such a miserable story with a
happy ending, when really it's pretty
irrevelant, heh?
But on the lighter side, among the many
morals found here, don't squeeze every
fellow choking on jell-o.
Let's talk about Male and Female
relationships wilh Dr. Diane Gibson. Tuesday
February 21, 1989 at 7:30 p.m. The
discussion will be held in the Gross Hall
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burping protrusively (like Ex-#7) or
inhaling like...oh dear, it finally happens
startling me out of my comotose...
He turns beat red and his big, gorgeus
brown eyes bulge out of his head. He's
gagging for help.
Instantaneously I rush to perform the
Heimlic-maneuver, and seconds later he's
sitting back relieved and reaches for my
hand," You saved my life. How, how, my
angel," he's whispering, "can I ever repay
you?"
I grab the maitre'd and ask for our check,
put-down exacUy half the total and start to
move for my coat.
Smiling he says he's got the check
covered.
I said great, put on my coat and start to
walk away.
"Abby, where are you going?"
"Anywhere you're not."
"But, I Uiought..."
1 start to open the door. He holds it
shut.
"Look Dork, you've had your fun now..."
"You know?"
"Yes, Romeo, no one chokes on jell-o,
and even if it had been something else,
nothing came-up when I - "
"But it's usually so infallible, so
convincing., so ..."
"You make me ill," I hiss.
I walk back to our table pick-up his drink
and instead of throwing it at him as I
intended, I down it instead, and take a good
swig out of the botUe, too.
"Abby, I'm sorry. I just wanted to see
how you'd react—"
"REACT? Look, Dork, when I want a
reaction test I'll go to a psychologist,
where you should be right now."
"Ab, I just wanted to know why.."
"Well, try asking next time."
He opens the door for me but I wait for
him to walk through it
"Well, why would someone like you
-Tuesday : Draft Nite
-Wednesday: Shooters
-Thursday: Ladies Nite 1/2 Price
-Friday: DJ and Dancing
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