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you.

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Willis's
retirement and
his plans for the

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Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Bentley food
preparation
in question

Dr. Keith Miller chosen as new university President
Cynthia Martinez
Staff Reporter

Laurie Neyhard
Online Editor
Ever wonder what exactly is
in your Bcntlcy food and how
careful the employees really are
when preparing meals? Well,
one Lock Haven student found
out the hard way.
From hair nets to plastic
gloves, it appears that every precaution is taken to ensure you
receive your food in the cleanest
way possible.

while eating
Recently,
downstairs, an insect was found
in a Caesar salad purchased at
Pandinis.
What originally appeared to
be a piece ofchicken in the vegetarian's lunch, after close
examination by her and two of
her friends, turned out to be
some sort of moth or cricket.
"It was like straight out of a
movie seeing that big black eye
staring back at me with those
wings and antennas," said the
student. "Everyone complains
about school food, but it's actually not that bad, but still, you
never expect to find wild life
among your salad greens."
"My faith in Bentley food
has diminished. It's just really
gross. Something like that

On April 12, the Executive
Committee of the Pennsylvania
State System of Higher
Education's Board of Governors
chose Dr. Keith Terrencc Miller
as Lock Haven University's new
president after Dr. Craig Willis
retires at the end of this semester.
The process of choosing a
new president took 10 months.
Several candidates, who were
chosen by the Lock Haven
University Presidential Search
Committee, visited the university to speak to the students, faculty, and staff in order for everyone to know what they can bring
to the LHU campus.
"His back ground and his
personal skills is the reason he
was chosen over other great candidates," said Dr. Craig Wills,
current president of LHU
In 2001, Dr. Miller was the
dean at the University of
Wisconsin,
Oshkosh.

Previously, he served as dean of
the College of Business
Administration at Niagara
University. He also was director
of the Master's of Business
Administration
program at
Fairleigh Dickinson University's
Teaneck Campus.
Dr. Miller has been chief
academic officer at Wisconsin,
Oshkosh.
While holding his
position he was able to change
the Academic Affairs Division in
order to gain faculty support and
he has helped to give the students more of an opportunity to
participate in research activities
and work with the faculty.
Dr. Miller earned his bachelor's, masters and doctoral
degrees all from the University
of Arizona.
He taught at
Fairleigh Dickinson's Teaneck
Campus from 1987 to 1991.
There, he was the director of the
campus' MBA program for three
years. On his third year he was
the chair of the Management and
Marketing Department.
In 1991, Miller moved to
Quinnipiac College in Hamden,

Conneticut. He then held the
position of Dean of the College
of Business
at
Niagara
University, until 2001.
He also has participated in
several community activities
and has been on various boards,
such as the Learning for Life
Youth Program in Oshkosh,
which he currently chairs, and
the
Oshkosh
Chamber
Development
Corporation
Board of Advisors. He has been
involved with the Boy Scouts
and Girl Scouts, as well as the
Big Brothers Association,
YMCA and United Way.
"At the age of 69, I'm ready
to retire," said Willis. "But all
the skills and abilities from his
experiences on campuses and
the business world, I know he
will be a positive impact on the
LHU campus."
Anyone who is interested, is
Steven A. Beatty/The Eagle Eye
invited to a reception for the
newly appointed President on Dr. Keith Miller, currently the provost and vice
Friday, April 30 from 5 to 6 pm chancellor of the University of Wisconsin,
in the Parsons Union Building, Oshkosh, was recently named as the successor of
Meeting Room #2.
Dr. Craig Dean Willis who is retiring this summer.

Willis holds last open meeting
Stephanie LaSota
Staff Reporter

sticks with you. Now every
time I eat over there, I examine
my food before it goes near my
mouth," said her friend.
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must be followed when it comes
to the food served in Bentley.
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On April 15, Kevin Stone, or Captain Orgasmo, hosted Sex Squares in
Price Auditorium. Many students attended this event that promoted safe sex.

Update on soda contract given at SCC meeting
Daniella De Luca
Classifieds Editor

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Soda contracts, the locked
male restrooms in the PUB,
upcoming events and year end
reports were all discussed at the
SCC meeting last Wednesday.
Dr. Linda Koch gave an
update on the Pouring Rights
Contract for the soda machines
and soda vending distribution on
campus. The current contract
will be expiring June 30, so a
committee will be putting
together a proposal for another
10-year contract. The current
supplier on campus is PepsiCola. Soda prices in select
machines arc up to SI.25
presently, and the profit of the
soda mainly goes to the makers
of the bottles, saidKoch.
"That will not be the case
with this new contract," she said.
"There are two proposals that we
have to keep in mind. One plan
calls for 12 machines [to place

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method of payment instead of
paying with change.
One location on campus, the
C-Store in downstairs Bentley, is
allowed to sell 25 percent of
another brand of beverage like
Cadbury's products or Dole.
That percentage is based on student population. If LHU had
more students, the percentage of
a different beverage would be
greater.

Alex Hayes/The Eagle Eye

Rick Harvey, SCC president, presented Angela
Sincavage with the Senator of the Month award at
last week's SCC meeting.
around campus] and the other
calls for 53," said Koch.
People have been requesting
that these new machines have

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ATM-type capabilities that
would allow flex payments to be
made with ID cards. Users
would swipe their card as a

During open forum, Eagle
Eye staff members Alex Hayes
and Mike Porcenaluk brought up
an idea to solve the problem of
the downstairs PUB male restroom being closed for vandalism. With their plan, each office
in the PUB building including
the SCC office, Eagle Eye Office
and Campus Ministries, would
be allowed to have one key to the
bathroom and this would ensure
that vandalism would be limited
if not eliminated.

LHU President Craig Dean
Willis thanked the Presidential
Search Committee for their
diligent work at appointing a
new university president during his final open meeting as
acting president, Tuesday afternoon in Sloan Fine Arts Center.
President Willis said he is
pleased with the pick for the
new university president. Dr.
Keith T. Miller. A reception for
Dr. Miller and his family will
take place Friday, April 30 in
the Parsons Union Building,
Meeting Room 2. President
Willis also said that he enjoyed
working with Vice President
Roy T. Stewart, who was the
other presidential candidate.
Vice President Stewart will
also be retiring in June.
Along with the retirements
of President Willis and Vice
President Stewart, thirteen faculty members and five administrators will be retiring from
LHU after the spring semester.
In student news, enrollment
for summer courses is down
five percent, but could still
change. Applications for the
fall semester have increased by
13 percent while deposits for
the
fall
semester have
decreased by five percent.
President Willis said that he is
pleased to announce that fall
applications filled out by
potential students in minority
groups have increased by 40
percent.

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The room assignment profor the dormitories
lave been completed. Results

cures

A ton of fun was had
this past Friday at
Campus Craze in the
Thomas Field House.
Check out this
week's features
section for all the
crazy fun.

The LHU softball
team defeated rival
California University
in both games of a
double header.
This brings their
record to 12-9, and
4-0 in the PSAC.

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show that 33 less students
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total of 714 newly admitted
students that will stay in the

residence halls next fall, leaving 100 open spaces. Thus far,
only 81 students have signed
up to live in Evergreen
Commons, which will be completed in July.
President Willis displayed a
fact sheet at the meeting showing where the university stood
at the time of his presidential
appointment and where it
stands now. The budget when
he arrived in February 1983
was approximately $15 million; as of March 2004 it is
estimated at $48 million. The
number of students at LHU in
1983 was 2,646. Today, the
university has 4,459 students.
The
instructional
faculty
totaled 147 in 1983 and is 239
this year. President Willis
thanked everyone involved at
the university for supporting
him and helping LHU to grow
and prosper over his presidency.

In return, the attendees of
the
meeting
applauded
President Willis' services to the
university and thanked him for
his compassionate leadership
over the years. President Willis
is looking forward to seeing
LHU thrive. He is also very
proud ofthe students at the university and says they are doing
a tremendous job at getting
involved with the community.
He said "It is great when faculty and staff reach out and help
but, students offer something
different and special."

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Speech class being offered for shy students
For those of you who still
have not taken your general
education speech requirement,
and are extremely apprehensive
about doing so, there is a class
designed just for you.
Dr. Patrizia Hoffman,
Assistant Professor of
Communications, is teaching a
special section of Fundamentals
of Public Speaking for students
who consider themselves to be
shy. Hoffman says that this is
not a way to avoid public
speaking, but a way to work on

all aspects of
The class will work on topics such as class participation,
social conversation, interviewing, and group projects.
Students in the class will also
have the opportunity to work on
any special communication
problems that they encounter
outside of class.
"The class is tailored in
many ways to each student's
individual needs." says
Hoffman.
Lock Haven University will
be offering this section of
Fundamentals of Public
Speaking for the second time in

the fall. The class was
designed at Penn State
University my Dr. Gerald
Philips. Hoffman was trained
to teach the course by Philips,
and taught it for 15 years at
Penn State before coming to
Lock Haven.
"The course was designed
for students who could not
graduate because they could not
meet the public speaking
requirement." adds Hoffman.
Students who wish to enter
the class must first meet with
Hoffman in 138 Sloan.

p.m. Doors open at 7:00 p.m. at

President Rick Harvey said
that it was something that the
SCC could look at in the future
once the bathrooms are
repaired.
Also in Harvey's report, he
stated that there will be a welcoming banquet in honor of our
new university president Dr.
Keith Terrance Miller on April
30 from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m.
Miller will be succeeding cur-

university President Dr.
Craig D. Willis who has been
president since 1982.
Committee reports were
given. Upcoming events include
a presentation on sex and labeling tonight at 6:00 p.m. in the
PUB. April 22, Antigone Rising
will be performing at 7:00 p.m.
on the Russell lawn in honor of
Gay Pride Week.
The annual spring concert
with two bands Dashboard
Confessional and Honorary
Title will be on April 24 at 8:00

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Staff Reporter

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Alpha Sigma Phi recently participated in a couch-sit to benefit the organization Canine Companion for Indepedence. The couch-sit raised a total of
$1200, all of which was sent to CCI. Alpha Sigma Phi would like to thank
everyone who helped make this event possible and everyone who donated,
especially the Admissions Office.

Recycling questions answered
Brandie Kessler
Staff Reporter

large aluminum cans, office
paper, and cardboard, which
amounts to about 80 tons each

Have you ever wondered
why there are no recycling bins
where you can throw your
empty soda cans or bottles in
-downstairs Bentley?
You might think that the
solution to this problem is simple: get some bins and put them
out next to the trash cans so
that we can be a more environmentally-sound campus.
Well, this is not the case;
the solution is not as simple as

just pulling mm containers
out.

Bentley Food Services say
that the issue is not putting the
bins out, but rather deciding
who would maintain the bins,
and who would take responsibility to pick up the bins and
dispose of the materials that
were to be recycled.

Bentley Food Services also
say that it would not be their

responsibility to attend to maintaining recycling facilities in
Bentley because they would not
be the ones responsible for
picking up the materials to be
recycled.
"It's more of a universities
facilities issue," said Brian
Mowen, the General Manager
of Food Services down in
Bentley.
Mowen also said that as far
as he knows the upper level of
Bentley recycles most of their
recyclable waste, including jars.

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"This is something that the

Although Bentley Food
Services say that the issue is the SCC could look at, but even our
responsibility of the universities hands are a bit tied because of
facilities department, the facilithe union," said McMichael.
ties department does not have
Proctor also said that in the
best interest of recycling, it is
any solutions to the problem
either.
not the absence of bins in
"It (maintaining recycling
downstairs Bentley that profacilities in Bentley) would
duces the most waste that could
have to be done by the Wood
otherwise be recycled.
"The biggest problem we
Company," said David Proctor,
the Director of Facilities
have withrecycling is when
students throw their non-recyPlanning and Maintenance
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Department.
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bin." Proctor said.
been a long time since the uni"If someone throws trash
into a recycling container we
versity has had a recycling
meeting to decide what steps
we could take to recycling more
on campus.
"The problem with putting
recycling bins in would be that
somebody has to take care of
them, and remove the waste,"

said SCC vice president Nate
McMichael.
"Our maintenance department is all union, and right now
it's not anyone's responsibility
to do it (maintain recycling
facilities), so if you ask the
maintenance people to do it,
then you're giving the union
more work to do, and if you
have students do it, then you
have non-union people doing
union work, and the union
doesn't like that very much, so
that's where the problem comes

looked at. "Quality is the most
important feature to find in the
Regarding complaints, constant surveys are done to ensure
the quality of food. The Food
Service Committee takes student
complaints and gives instant
feed back. If the student's
dietary needs aren't met, they
need to let Bentley employees
know.
"I want to be aware.
Students value quality for a limited amount of money. We want
to be certain we do not take
away what the students expect in
quality," said Koch.

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So, until there is some sort
of recycling facility available in
Bentley, do what you can to

help the environment.
Make sure that you throw
non-recyclable trash into the
proper containers specifically
for garbage, and recycle when
possible using the containers
marked for office paper,
newsprint, glass, and aluminum
where available around campus.
Students cannot expect to have
more facilities made available
to them if they are not willing
to take care of and utilize the
facilities they have now.
Bentley manager, Brian
Mowen, was contacted but said
he was not permitted to make ay
comments.

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to settle the stomachs of those
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"The contract with the Wood
Company sets standards for portion size, how the food is handled, and how it is prepared.
Employees must be up to standards in food preparation and
handling. Several groups come
in to check all of these things for
us," stated Linda Koch, VicePresident of Student Affairs,

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Tickets were made available to
those who were not university
students on April 19.
As part of the new business,
the Conservative Club,
Protestant Campus Ministries,
Recreation Society, Social Work
Club and Gospel Choir all gave
year-end reports. Senator ofthe
month for March was awarded
to Angela Sincavage.

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Members of the Sign Language Club demonstrate their skills to
youngsters at the Clinton County Children and Youth Day.
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Kappa Psi, Tau Beta Sigma, Delta Psi
Kappa, and Art Education classes.
Some of these students remained

"Children in Action, Make Things
Happen" was the theme of this year's
Clinton County Children and Youth
festival held Saturday in Thomas Field
House, but it took 100 Lock Haven
students and 34 organizations to make-

active in the planning and organization
from early March until the day of the
festival, with activities like face painting, weaving, chemistry experiments,
hula dancing, making paper bag puppets, and planting (lowers.
"It's great helping out the kids and

file festival happen.
Eighteen student groups participated in the festival, including the Math
Club, Physics Club, Chemistry Club,
Sign Language Club, Social Work
Club, Jazz Band Club, Revamp Dance
Crew, Protestant Campus Ministry,

seeing their happy faces while they
play with the dirt," Cheryl Wilbur,
from Tail Beta Sigma, said.
Aside from fun and games, the
Math Club, Physics Club and
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Rick Harvey, SCC President, dawned a Tigger costume and posed with
area youth at the festival.

tagc of this opportunity to share their
classroom knowledge with the children and create an interest in math and

science. Three adults accompanying
the children said that last year's science
demonstrations inspired their children's science projects in school.
Students of Prof. Hodge's Art
Education class also used their classroom skills to teach the children about
art.

The Children and Youth Festival is
an example of the cooperation between
the campus and the community, as well
as a positive step towards building a
better relationship with the town,
according to Dr. Punnipa Hossain.

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The sixth annual Community
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Mill Hall Elementary School.
The honors fraternity, Phi
Sigma Pi, had fifteen volunteers
and cleared a trail in Hyner Run

Women's Center,
County
Conservation District, and SPCA participated in the festival. A new addition
to this year's festival was the involvement of the Clinton County Second
Mile Program, which Hossain hopes
will turn into an annual tradition.
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Another highlight of this year's festival was a greater participation by the
LHU faculty. Dr. Jim Strayer, Prof.
Melinda Hodge, Prof. Kathy Taister,
Dr. Laura Lee. Dr. Jacqueline
Whitling, Dr. John Rcid, and Prof.
Carol Liddick were among the faculty
and supervised the student groups.

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they seemed to enjoy making the paper
bag puppets. I had fun too," Carolyn
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Adam Navarro-Jusino, future president of S.A.L.S.A, speaks at the second
annual Diversity Conference. Jusino spoke about Latino awareness on campus. The conference was held Saturday April 17 in the PUB.

The second annual Diversity
Conference, sponsored by the
Social Work Club, took place
Saturday in the Parsons Union
Building.
Observers were able to
attend five workshops on topics
such as spirituality, men who are
batterers, African American
groups and Latinos. There was
also a brief break during which a
continental
breakfast was
served.
The spirituality speakers
were Maliha Hassan and Bakish
Bhandari, both LHU students.
Hassan spoke about the Muslim
faith and Bhandari spoke about
the Hindu faith.
Cindy Brumbaugh, an LHU
graduate with a degree in social

work, led the workshop on men
who are batterers. Brumbaugh is
employed by Clear Concepts of
Bellefonte and discussed her
work as an educator and advocate for these men.
Kenneth L. Hall, Director of

Human and Cultural Diversity at
spoke about African
American groups. He talked
about the stereotypes of the
African American race in the
field of social work, as well as
the correlations between race,
sex and education.
Student Association of
Latinos Con Sabor Americano
(S.A.L.S.A) gave the presentation on Latino
seminar featured speakers Carla
Sarricueta,
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president
S.A.L.S.A, and S.A.L.S.A.
member Adam Navarro-Jusino.
Jennifer Buss, President of
the Social Work Club and
LHU,

Chairperson of the Diversity
Conference Committee, organized the event with the help of
several other committee members and Dr. Wade Seibert of the
Social Work department. They
acquired the ideas for the different speakers from evaluation
sheets that were filled out at the
2003 Diversity Conference by
the attendees. Evaluation sheets
were given to participants again
this year to be filled out to provide suggestions for improvements and requests for certain
topics to be covered at future
conferences.
When Buss was asked why
she felt it was so important to
have events such as this on campus, she said, "It's important to
be well-cultured and open to all
aspects of life and diversity."

LHU faculty members travel to LHU to hold first annual Social
Mexico for orientation program Research Symposium
Nine new tenure-track faculfrom
ty
Lock Haven University
of Pennsylvania traveled to
Zacatecas. Mexico in early
January to participate in the
University's seminar "LHU

Faculty
Engaging
Internationalization."

The delegation was led by
University President. Craig
Dean Willis and included Carol
Fredericks, a University benefactor; Roger Johnson, dean of
the College of Arts and Science;
and William Phillips, dean of the

College

of Education

and

The nine professors included
Timothy Baylor. Peggy Lane,

Human Services. The program
was organized by Dan Roberts,

Dwayne Marshall. Michelle
Pierce,
Everett
Pasterick,
Pirrone,
Sara
Josephine
Postlethwaite, Robert Sandow.

interim dean of the University's
for
Institute
International
Studies. The six-day seminar
included lectures, workshops,
and scholarly presentations by

faculty from LHU and its partner campus in Zacatecas, the

Tecnologico de Monterrey.
This is the second year that
the University's new faculty

have traveled abroad for this
seminar. The program seeks to
inform new faculty about international activities at the
University, how the University
works with its 30 international
partner universities, and to begin
to engage them in on-going
University efforts to internationalize the campus.

Lock Haven University of

on research of social issues

Pennsylvania will hold its first

annual Social Research
Symposium on Friday, April 23
from 3:00- 6:00 p.m. in the Hall
of Flags located on the first
floor of the Robinson Learning
Center on the University campus.
The symposium will focus

with presentation being made
by students on topics ranging
from post 9/11 trauma to eating
disorders.
"It is important to support
students and their academic
research," said Dr. Lucy Tabler,
member of the social research
committee. "We want students

to know

that their research can
make a difference and lead to
changes in policy and practice,"
she said.
The symposium is free and
open to the public. Everyone is
invited to attend and learn more
about the society in which they
live and the people who live in
it.

NEED MONEY NEXT SEMESTER
FOR YOUR WEEKEND
LHU program hosts Pennsylvania
ENDEAVORS??
and Eduardo Valerio.

Rural Health Association meeting

The Lock Haven University
dI Pennsylvania
Physician
Assistant Program recently hosted the Pennsylvania Rural
Health Association (PRHA) to

the combined efforts of individuals, organizations, professionals, and community leaders, the
Association is a collective voice

for rural health issues and a condiscuss healthcare issues critical duit for information and
t>> rural Pennsylvanians.
resources.
The goals of the PRHA are
Attending the meeting were
healthcare professionals, elected to serve as an advocate for rural
officials, and others interested in
health development at local,
rural healthcare issues from state and federal levels; promote
throughout Pennsylvania who improved rural health services;
serve on the Board of Directors foster cooperative partnerships
of the PRHA.
to improve rural health; improve
"The meeting was very proawareness and public education
ductive."
said
Walter of rural health issues; and, to
Eisenhauer, director of the PA maintain a coordinated rural
Program and PRHA Board health emphasis in federal, state,
member. "Discussions included and local health policy developshortages of various health proment and implementation.
fessionals in rural areas, issues
The first and only one of its
regarding patient access to care, kind in the Pennsylvania State
and legislative items that have System of Higher Education, the
the potential to affect health care Physician Assistant Program
was specifically designed to
delivery in rural Pennsylvania."
The PRHA is dedicated to meet the critical need in the
enhancing the health and wellCommonwealth for rural healthbeing of Pennsylvania's rural citcare practitioners. Since its
izens and communities. Through inception in 1996. the program

has had a dramatic and positive
impact on the Commonwealth
by providing valuable health
promotion and disease prevention services to communities
located all throughout rural

Pennsylvania.
Accredited

by

Accreditation

the

Review

Commission for the Physician
Assistant (ARC-PA) since its
inception, the two-year graduate
program leads to a Master in
Health Science degree as a
Physician Assistant. Students
can choose from two concentrations within the program: Rural
Primary Care or Corrections

Medicine.
For more information on the
University Physician Assistant
program, please contact Lori
Beers
at
893-2541
or
lbeers@lhup.edu or visit the
program

website

at

http://www.lhup.cdu/academic/a

LHU student wins Phi Kappa
Phi award of excellence
Lilit Poghossian, a summa
cum laudc graduating senior

campus senator on the Student
Cooperative Council, designed
majoring
in
International and updated web pages as part
Studies, has been named winner of her work for the University's
of a $2000 Phi Kappa Phi Award Stevenson Library, and did
ol Excellence, one of 40 awardresearch and drafted legislative
ed by the national honor society proposals while an intern in the
to help finance the first year of office of Pennsylvania State
graduate study.
Poghossain Senator Sean Logan. She also
resides in Mill Hall with her has volunteered for several comAmerican family. Robin and munity
organizations: Big
Brothers Big Sisters, Pine
Joyce Shreckengast.
As a member of Lock Haven Haven Retirement Home. Lock
University's chapter of The Haven Citizens Hose Fire
Honor Society of Phi Kappa Phi, Company 5, and Lock Haven
which chooses members from Hospital.
academically high-ranking junPoghossian's Award of
iors and seniors. Poghossian was Excellence from Phi Kappa Phi
'elected to represent the local caps a university career of
numerous scholarships and
chapter in the national competition. Daniel Roberts, interim awards,
the
including
dean of International Studies, Outstanding Junior Student of
wrote in his letter of recommenColor Award. National Dean's
dation that Poghossian "has List Award, Joan Gallagher
developed into one of the truly Memorial Scholarship, Dr. Gary
outstanding students at Lock & Roberta Hopkins Scholarship,
Haven University."
and
Freedom
Support
Her award marks the fourth Act/Future Leaders Exchange
lime in the past seven years that Scholarship. She also received
a University student has won a recognition
from
The
j'rant from the national honor Pennsylvania State System of
society.
Higher Education (SSHE) for
at
the
While studying
significant contributions to the
University, she served as off- advancement of the SSHE.

A native of post-Sovi.
Union Armenia, Poghossian
moved to the United States
when she was sixteen to finish

high school. While concentrating on an International Relations
major and Political Science
minor at the University, she participated in several global and
U.N. simulations as well as
actively campaigned during the
2002 Pennsylvania gubernatorial elections.
advisor,
Her academic
Burnham,
Jeffrey B.
professor
of Political Science, summed up
Poghossian's varied achievements during her University
career: "While consistently
excelling in her formal academic studies, Lilit also has sought
every opportunity to take advantage of extra-curricular opportu-

nities and a prestigious
Harrisburg internship to gain
practical experience in the political process... She has consistently demonstrated a self-discipline, enthusiasm and love of
learning far beyond that of most
students."

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Directed by Robert D. lynch

Sunday, April 18,2004
at 3:00 PM

Rogers Gymnasium
Special Features Include:
Irving Berlin
A Symphonic Portrait

Highlights from
My Fair Lady
and
The Wizard of Oz
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Club &
Organization Briefs
Women's Lives
On April 25, people
from all over the United
States will gather in
Washington for a historic
"March for Women's
Lives" to support women's
rights for reproductive
freedom and justice:
(www.

Women's Center has chartered a bus to take local
supporters to the march.
The bus will leave Triangle
Park at 6 a.m. on Sunday,
April 25. The fare is $30
per person, and reservations may be made by calling the Center at 748-9539
by April 9.

The Asian
Student
Association
The ASA meets every
Monday at 5:00 p.m. in
PUB Room 1.
The next meeting will
be April 5, 2004 in PUB
Room 1 at 5:00 p.m.
Everyone is encouraged
to come no matter what
race, color or creed!!!

Black Student
Union
Meetings are held at
6:00 p.m. sharp in the PUB
Eagle Wing Snack Bar
every Wednesday!
We are looking for real
leaders. Are you one?
All races and colors are
welcomed!

The Criminal
Justice Club
Interested in Crime and

Justice??
Come to the Criminal
Justice
Student
Organization / Criminal
Justice Club meetings!!
Next
is
Meeting
Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at
5:00 p.m. in PUB Room 1
with subsequent meetings
every Tuesday at 5:00
p.m. in PUB Room 1. All
Majors Welcome!!!

Fall
Employment
Search
Extended:
for
Applications
Admissions
2004/2005
Student Ambassadors will
be available until Friday,
April 9, in the Office of
Admission, Akeley Hall.
Tour guides, student receptionists, office assistants,
processors,
application
data entry specialists,
Telecounselors, all needed.

Scholarship
Information for

Education
Majors
Pennsylvania
for
Association
and
Supervision
Curriculum Development
sponsors a scholarship in
the amount of $2000 for
The

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second through fourth year
education
majors.
Applications are available
on line
by visiting
www.pascd.org or contacting Mr. Brink in
Robinson 105. The deadline for applications is May
31, 2004.

The Worker
Rights
Consortium

Don't be a loser!!!
Come see
Dashboard
Confessional and
opening act
Honorary Title.
This Saturday
at 8 p.m. in
Thomas Field House

The Worker Rights
Consortium (WRC) is a
non-profit organization
Please contact Matt Faculty, Staff, and students
created by college and uni- Wiseatmwisel@lhup.edu | at Lock Haven University
versity administrations,
; are invited to a reception
students and labor rights
Weekly Bible : for tne newlv appointed
experts.
President of LHU Dr.
StuHv
siuay
The WRC's purpose is
Keith T Miller and his
Informal conversations | fami y Qn Friday
to assist in the enforcement
April
of manufacturing Codes of on Bible topics, Russell j 3fJ 2Q04 from 5:0o to 6:00
Hall lobby, 7 p.m. every j p m in the PaI$Qm Union
Conduct adopted by colleges and universities; Wednesday.
i Building Room #2.
these Codes are designed
to ensure that factories proLeadership
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Thursday, April 29.
On-campus Interviews
Services
will interview for
Paladin Financial
Consultants and Interns. Submit your resume and sign
up for an interview in Career Services. Akeley 114, no
later than Friday, April 23. Website: http://www.paladinfinancialservices.com

On-campus Interviews - Northwestern Mutual
Financial Network will hold on-campus interviews
Tuesday, April 27 for Financial Representative
Interns. Click here for additional information. Please
sign up and submit your resume in Career Services no
later than April 20.

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On-campus Interviews - Wednesday, April 21.
ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR -will conduct interManagement Training Program,
views for:
and
Internships
Accounting/Finance
interested
If
in an interview, please sign up and submit your resume to Career Services, Akeley 114. It is
suggested that you apply on-line at www.erac.com
prior to the interview.
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t in Army ROTC has
given a new name. The
Advanced
Leadership Camp, conducted
each summer at Fort Lewis,
Wash., will now be known as
the Leader Development and
Assessment Course.
"The name Leader
and
Developm
Assessment Course more
accurately reflects the heart
of what we do in Army
ROTC," said Maj. Gen Alan
W. Thrasher. Thrasher, cornmanding general of U.S.
Army Cadet Command, said
the training conducted
Lewis is a critical component
in the process of preparing
ROTC cadets for service as
Army lieutenants.
"Operationally, we refer
to this training as Warrior
Forge because it is here that
we have the opportunity to
really put these scholar-athlete-leaders to the test,
Successfully completing this
training is no simple task. It
requires these cadets to
demonstrate that they have
fully mastered the tactical
and leadership skills that
were taught in their ROTC
classes on campus," continued Thrasher.
The 32-day training event
incorporates a wide range of
subjects designed to develop
and evaluate leadership ability- The challenges are rigorous and demanding, both
mentally and physically.
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gence, common sense, ingenuity and stamina. These
challenges provide a new perspective on an individual's
ability to perform exacting
tasks and make difficult decisions in demanding situations.
Warrior Forge places each
cadet and officer candidate in
a variety of leadership positions, many of which simulate stressful combat situa
tions.
In each position,
cadets will receive evaluations from platoon trainer,
advisor, counselor (TAC)
officers and noncommissioned officers. In addition to
proving their leadership ability, cadets and officer candi
dates must meet established
standards in physical fitness,
weapons training, communication, combat patrols and
demonstrate their proficiency
in many other military skills.
Cadets and officer candidates
must excel at Warrior Forge
to be considered competitive
for a commission as an Army
officer.
Over 5,000 Army
ROTC cadets and National
Guard officer candidates
throughout the nation will
attend the Warrior Forge
2004 training event at Fort
Lock
Lewis.
Haven
University will send 10
cadets to this training. These
cadets have been preparing
for this critical even in their
ROTC curriculum for the

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April 21, 2004

The Eagle Eye
LHU's student newspaper

ISSUE 11, VOLUME 59
Parsons Union Building
Lock Haven University
Lock Haven, PA 17745
Phone: (570) 893-2334
Fax: (570) 893-2644

Late one evening last week, I
was grabbing a bite to eat from
downstairs Bentley, when a student worker at the Sky Ranch

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Grill started talking to me. She
had a lot to say about the basic
operations of Bentley, and it
opened my eyes to a few things.
One thing she told me that
was more surprising than it
should have been was the profit
that the Wood Company makes
on food sold downstairs. I'm
sure I'm not the only one who
never considered the possibility
that the dining hall was actually
making a decent profit off of students. Having a meal plan and
plenty of flex, I never worried
about how much things cost. But
it only makes sense in the business world to attempt to turn a

Online Editor
Laura Neyhard

profit. The numbers thrown at
me that night were kind-of
shocking, though.
According to a binder that
the student pulled out from
somewhere underneath the
counter, the breakdown of the
cost ofeach item that goes into a
Grilled Chicken Sandwich from
the Sky Ranch Grill added up to
a little less than $1.50. The price
listed on the menu is $3.09, just
for that sandwich, with no sides
or extras. That means that for
every Grilled Chicken Sandwich
that the Sky Ranch Grill makes
and sells, they also make a little
over a 100% profit on it.
As if that wasn't enough of a
shocker, the student also
informed me that she just recently found out that these prices are
going up in the fall. Somehow, I
don't think the cost to make that

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the price we students get
charged for it is.
Did you know that they got
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used to be downstairs because it
wasn't making enough money?
(Yet I've heard many students
complain that they enjoyed eating there and were quite sad to
see it go.) Did you know that
Jazzman's is a brand of
Starbucks? That explains and
somewhat justifies the $2.25 it
costs to get a cappuchino (another fact over which I've heard
many early-morning grumbles).
You may wonder why I'm
offering all this random information. I offer this because
informed consumers are wise
consumers. I believe that we as
young people often are not wellinformed, and are subsequently
not wise consumers. And if we
are not wise consumers, then we
make no positive contributions
to our economy. We simply perpetuate a cycle of big fish getting bigger (meaning the businesses that accept our money for
their products and services) and
the small fish getting smaller
(meaning our wallets and bank

Let's go back to Bentley. We
can all start there. Are you at
least a little bothered by any of
the facts I mentioned above? If
so, do something about it. Don't
know what to do? Write a letter
to Dr. Linda Koch. She plays a
vital role in choosing those
prices. And I'm sure she'd love
to hear from the concerned student population.
We're all capable of whining
and griping one on one, to each
other and to anyone who will
lend an ear. But who is willing to
put their complaints down in
writing and attach their name to
it, and at least try to make a difference? I am. Here's mine, plain
for all to see. The least you can
do, if this topic strikes any chord
in you, is to write a letter that
only Dr. Koch, and the other
necessary parties will see. That
letter may make all the difference in making Bentley the dining experience that you want it
to be.
accounts).
Not feeling too fired up
I'm talking about a larger about the prices of food in
picture than just downstairs B^nMcy '} What about gas prices?
Bentley now. I'm talking about Summer is approaching, and the
everywhere we spend our closer it gets, the higher gas
money from the food we eat to prices soar. Are you willing to
the clothes we wear to the novpay nearly $2.00 per gallon, a
elties we occupy our time with. very real possibility this sumNot only are we tomorrow's mer? In some areas, it may even
leaders, but we are also tomorgo over $2.00 per gallon. Think
row's buyers. And in order to about that the next time you're
ensure the security of an econofilling up your tank. And then do
my that is friendly to both consomething (productive) about
sumers and businesses, we must the way you feel.
take a more active role in purI challenge every person
chasing.
who reads this to think of someOur generation is a plastic thing they feel passionately
generation. Many young people about, even if it isn't pertaining
today don't even carry cash to the economy, and do somebecause it's just much easier to thing about it. Write a letter,
whip out your credit card. I'm send an e-mail, or make 'S phone
guilty of that myself. However, call. Become an active member
we need to stop before we say, of the society in which you live,
"just charge it," and think about Things can only get better from
prices, costs to create/provide, there.
profit margins, and purchasing

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Buying a new TV
was the entire plot. There were
these mice, and they ran around.
I'm not saying it was as stupid as
"Fear Factor," but it was pretty

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Today's Consumer Topic Is:
Buying a New TV.
Buying a TV today is complicated. It's not like in the
1950s, when I was a boy and the
glaciers were receding and electricity had just been invented.
Back then there was only one
kind of TV, which was a refrigerator-sized mass of walnut with
two knobs and a tiny screen. In
fact, some of the early TVs had
no screen at all: People would
just sit and stare at the walnut.
That's how starved we were for
entertainment.
I remember when we got our
first TV. Dad set it up, then
climbed up onto our roof to try
to aim the antenna at New York
City. Then he yelled down to us,
and we turned the "ON" knob,
and the tiny screen started to
glow, and then we saw it, right in
our living room, an incredible
miracle: Static. Oh, sure, wed
HEARD static before, but this
was the first time we'd ever actually SEEN it. And this static was
coming "all the way from New
York."
Back then we watched a lot
of static, although sometimes, if
Dad was having an unusually
good aiming day up on the roof,
we saw some actual programming, which mainly consisted of
silent black-and-white cartoons
of mice running around. That

America, in another family
room, there's a guy who has a

bigger diagonal.
I'm not saying ALL men are
stupid. Sometimes we'd yell up like this. You may be the kind of
to Dad to turn the antenna back man who is perfectly happy with
to the static.
the size of his current diagonal.
Today, of course, TV tech- Fine! I'm happy for you! Good
luck in the National Floral
nology is extremely sophisticated, to the point where most of Arrangement Championships!
your higher-end TV sets can be
But the rest of you men
operated only by children. When know you need a bigger TV. And
you walk into a TV store, the you know who is standing in
salesperson bombards you with your way: The same "Negative
scary technical terms such as Nelly" who always tries to hold
"HDTV," "plasma," "diagonal" you back when you have a
and "service agreement." And visionary household idea, such
the prices! You may have to as washing underwear in the
choose between buying a new dishwasher, or installing a urinal
TV and sending your children to in your bedroom: Your wife. The
college! So you definitely want instant you tell her you need a
it to be the "right" TV.
new TV, she's going to start
To help you decide which of coming up with nitpicky legalisthe many models is right for tic arguments like: "But our curyou, take the following quiz, rent TV works fine!" Or: "But
which was provided by the we bought a new TV yesterday!"
American Institute of Television Or: "But we're broke and we live
Manufacturers Not Actually in a homeless shelter!"
Located in America:
Women! Always ruled by
QUIZ TO DETERMINE their emotions. But you CAN
WHAT TYPE OF TV YOU overcome your wife's resistance,
NEED
men, if you (a) take the time to
Question 1. Are you a male? listen really listen to her objecHOW TO SCORE: If you tions; then (b) respond patiently
answered "yes," then the type of and sincerely, without resorting
TV you need is what is known to browbeating; then (c) when
technically as "a bigger TV than she falls asleep, smash your curthe one you have." A true man rent TV screen with a brick.
cannot own a TV that is too
"I don't know how it haplarge. Even as you read these pened!" should be your explanawords, there's a guy somewhere tion. "I was tossing a brick
who just bought a TV with a around in the family room like I
screen the size of a regulation always do, and BOOM! Now if
volleyball court, a screen on we don't get a new, larger TV,
which a human nostril looks like we'll have no way to watch
the entrance to the Lincoln Oprah, orromantic movies starTunnel. This guy is standing in ring Hugh Grant!"
his family room which had to be
That will get her. Women
enlarged for this TVand he's LOVE Hugh Grant, Mr.
looking at the screen, and he Charming with his floppy hair
WANTS to be satisfied with it, and his accent. I bet he has a tiny
but he's troubled by the nagging diagonal. Not that I think about
suspicion that, somewhere in it.

Gimme a break
pretty lame excuse for getting

Mike Porcenaluk
Co-Editor in Chief
It seems that this is one of
the hardest times of the academic year. The week before Spring
Break is plenty stressful, but
there is still enough time to get
all of the assignments cranked
out in time. The last few weeks
of the semester, however, seem
extra stressful for a few reasons.
must
Every
professor
believe that their class is the
only one that you have scheduled, or theirs is the one that you
deem to be the most important.
There are numerous group projects, research papers, home-

work, and other various extra

assignments that start piling up
and seem to be due all at the
same time.

I know anyone reading this
outside of college life is probably wondering... "Why don't
you get started on these big projects earlier if you know that they
are going to be assigned at the
beginning of the semester?"
Well... first of all, many of the
particular guidelines for the
papers and projects are not usually defined until a few weeks or
days before they are due. Group
members tor collaborative projects are not usually picked until
after these final guidelines are
explained, and then once they
are... it is next to impossible to
find a common time when
everyone in the group is available. Once you do come together on a meeting time, if all of the
members show up, it is rare that
everyone in the group has their
part of the assignment done. Not
that I am complaining... it is just
a reality of college life.
Still, this must seem to be a

stressed out... but there are still
plenty of factors that must be
looked at. Even though we know
about these big projects ahead of
time, there are a ton of smaller
homework projects that keep us
busy in the days and weeks leading up to the final ones. In the
struggle to keep on top of these
petty papers, readings, notes,
and research, there is little brain
power or time left to think about
getting started on a paper due a
few months from then.
None of these scenarios take
in account that students like to
have a life aside from their
school work. Fraternities, sororities, clubs and organizations,
any school-sponsored or club
sport, student government positions, volunteer work, as well as
off-campus jobsall contribute to
the packed schedule that we
involved college students handle. Many of us who like to contribute to our school and community often indulge in a combination of these... which creates less time for us to work on
the boring, sometimes meaningless papers.
Add in a relationship with a
significant other, friends, uiiluie
time, and the increasingly wonderful weather... and the recipe
for a hectic schedule becomes

quite evident.
So to wrap this rant up, all I
am trying to say is... the stress is
universal, and it is to be expected. To anyone in a higher position than us, please give us the
benefit of the doubt, and perhaps
a little lee-way; we have a lot on
our plates.

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Wow!And special thanks, too
cries, there's a TV camera in my
face and I'm looking down on all
this from somewhere over the
moon, thinking

...

Leonard Pitts
Knight Ridder Newspapers
My first reader was a welfare
mother wilh a heart condition.

She lived in a housing project
near downtown Los Angeles.
This is circa 1962 or '63 and
technically, she wasn't my reader back then but my listener. I
would follow her around as she
ironed clothes or prepared a
meal, reading aloud from my latest epic, which, like all my
epics, was about a boy who was
secretly a superhero, with super
strength and the ability to fly.
Surely there came a point
where the poor woman secretly
regretted having taught the
bespectacled child his ABCs,
but she never let on. Just nodded
and exclaimed in all the right
places and when the story was
done, sent me off to clean up my
room or wash my hands for dinner.
And time rushes past like a
bullet train. Until suddenly it
pulls up at Monday of this week,
40-something years and many
thousands of readers later. I'm
standing in a newsroom encircled by a hundred or more of
America's finest journalists as a
bulletin Hashes on a computer
screen saying that I've won the

2004 Pulitzer Prize for commentary. My fist thrusts itself into
the air, people cheer, my wife

Wow.
Just... "wow."
A moment like that belongs
to so many people, a long list
you want to call out by name.
You want to acknowledge
favorite teachers, special editors,
old friends, the wife who has
stood by you when times were
good and not so good.
But I keep thinking that as
much as that moment belongs to
all those people, it belongs first
to my first reader.
She was not a learned
woman, never finished high
school. But then, it's hard to be
learned when you grow up black
in Depression-era Mississippi.
Still, not being learned is not the
same as not being smart. My
first reader was a voracious consumer of books and newspapers,
a woman filled with a thirst to

ARE YOU HUNGRY?

helped me buy it on layaway
when I was 14. Sometimes,
somehow, she'd save out a few
coins and slip them to me so I
could run down to the store and
see what Spider-Man and the
Fantastic Four were up to.
I remember once, we were in
a supermarket when I was 19 or
20 and free-lancing for a teenybopper entertainment magazine.
She picked up a copy at the
checkout stand and asked me, in
a voice intended for everyone
within 10 feet, if any of my work
had been published in this particular issue. I said no, in a quiet,
embarrassed voice. She asked
again, loudly again, just to be

know.

Hers was not an easy life.
Money was tight and she was
always scrimping to get by. She
had a husband who drank and
who hit her.
But you'd never have
guessed these things if you'd
ever met her. My first reader carried herself with that serene
majesty that often comes to
black women of a certain age.
You'd have thought she was
some nation's queen, not a battered wife on a budget.
My first reader was always
looking out for me. She bought
me a toy typewriter to pound out
my stories on when I was 8.
Found a real one, used, and

sure.

I can only imagine how she
would have reacted to Joseph
Pulitzer's prize. On Thursday, it
will be 16 years since her death
from breast cancer.
The bullet train rushes past
and suddenly, a newsroom
erupts in applause and I'm standing there stunned and overwhelmed and grateful to God for

readers.
Idealistic young scribes who
insist their work is for them
alone will disagree, but a writer
without readers is like shouting
in an empty room. And I'm humbled to think how much I owe to
all the people who've kept me
from shouting into that silence
all these years. It is a line that
stretches from you who are reading this right now all the way
back to a woman in the projects
trying to get dinner on, but still
finding time to hear stories
about a boy who can 11y.
So, thank you. And thanks.
Mom.

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CLASSIFIEDS
Personals (cont.)
Bryan,
Sorry I broke the window.
But, we got a shopping
cart, and that rocks!!!!!
Keep kickin' it hardcore,
and remember we got last
call coming up.
Sorry to see you go, brother. If I ever see you out,
drinks are on me.

Jackie, Looking forward to
rooming together next
year. We're going to have
a lot of fun.
-Your Future Roomie
THREE MORE WEEKS!!

Tomorrow is the
Classifieds Editor's
Birthday. Give her stuff.
Heather,
Dashboard's almost here!!
I'm looking forward to
interviewing them with
you. Shall we mic them?
Haha. Love, Dani

Good luck to the modern
dance team in their show
tomorrow night in Price.
You'll all be amazing.

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY
TO DANI D.IIH!
Love, Erin, Lisa &

Christina

Dashboard Confessional
and Honorary Title=
For Sale: One Intern.
Makes good coffee. Great
in the sack. Looks great in
coconut bra. Likes pork
fried rice and tacos. Lowmaintanence. Has basic
understanding of Spanish,
and is Kung Fu Master.
Fluent in Chinese. Will sell
for cheap, x-2334
Team Rubber rules!!!
Team Quasi drools!!!!
Match #1, Live this
Thursday! Bring it on!

Happy Birthday, Dani!
From, Heather
Danielle, Julie, Theresa,
Lindsay- Thanks for making ballet so much fun!
Love,

Sarah
Keep smiling ZTA New

Members! ZLAM Sarah
MiCHele- we have to
study together again!!
ZLAM Sarah
Twin M, My twin is in the
His-ouse! lol great times at
139 Luv, Twin K

Cyhthia, Don't pee on my
drawers!! Luv, KG
Ashley, I am glad you ce
remember talking to me
cause you were in my
room...lol Luv, Kristen
Jenny D: Stack 'em!
ZLAM, Mho

Thanks for the ride! You're
awesome. -D & J
I wish we lived in a
storybook and you could
pick the page.

Don't be stressed out. It's
almost over. Congratulate
yourself on a job well
done.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
KATE!! All the love, Dani
For Sale: One Classifieds
Editor. Has good organizational skills. Loves the coffee. Has active imagination. Read into that what
you will. Craves apples
and bananas, especially
covered in chocolate.
Speaks fluent Dutch and
comes with wooden shoes
and has an irrational
desire to paint pictures of
windmills. Random is
For Sale: One News
Editor. Smart and sassy,
and sure to make you
smile. This girl makes
some mean garlic bread.
Comes complete with pink
sandals. No assembly
required. Sure to brighten
your day. Comes packaged with other editor
shipped straight from
Siberia. Shipping and handling required.

For Sale: Other News
Editor. Throws great parties. Likes real sugar in his
coffee. Likes to stand over
fan and feel the air over
his naked chest. Can be
destructive at times. Likes
pizza, beer and breaking
things. Does not play well
with others, but will miss
his co-editor deeply. The
end.

"EZY" Aaron: Your lunch
table loves you!

Happy 19th Birthday, Dani.
Love,

Darlo & Carol
Happy birthday, Dani From
Alabama, Arixona, '
Minnesota and of course
New Jersey.

electricity is out."
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forgot something though!
ZLAM, M-ho-izzle
"Stella, how is purple related to Stella?! Whose is
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Bob was one crazy dancing machine Saturday
Jennyd- How's your hair?
ZLAM, M-ho
"Why is he throwing at
2:33?" -M-ho

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Fairview Room knows
what's up on Thursday
nights!!

Most likely to tell me (Mho) what to do: Boo

For Sale: One Editor-inChief. High profile, sure to
sell quickly. Enjoys riviting
games of solitare. Highly
gullible. Always good for a
practical joke. Does not
like her stuff to be moved.
Is adept at picking fruit.
Will travel with seasons.
Raised by a gypsy family.
Fits in a suitcase. Good at
entertaining. $5 or a bottle
of cheap Vodka.

Kristen

T, Don't worry I can understand you!
Luv, Kristen

Ashley Greene.... dresser!

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R-ho: Thanks for being the
best formal date everrrr. &
for the cups and holding
my camera and the
amusement. Love, M-ho

ZTA: Let's take Greek
Week home for the 3rd
year in a row baby!!

Yeah NY!! Love ya girl.

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"ezy" aaron: next time you
want a sandwhich, you
know where to go. & I
promise I'll only put one
slice of cheese on it this
time. Love, Meliss

ZLAM, M-ho

Well now that we read this,
it's time to eat some lunch!
Schmegs get me my
chocolate milk and Boo, try
and contain your laughter.
Tut, if you're here, why
aren't you in class? Twin,,
stop falling asleep during
exciting things @ the
F.Room & Cynthia... we
love special visitors!

2:33 whaaaaat!

Tristan: Did we pick any
boys off the street this
weekend?

ZLAM, M-ho
ZLAM, Mho

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For Sale: One Business
Manager. Is good with
numbers and organization.
Loves his electric stapler
and plastic bank best
friend. Don't touch Stan or
you won't get paid. Enjoys
shakin' it like a Polaroid
picture. Is not afraid to be
placed in small rooms.
Likes tight leather and
dressing for success.
Comes complete with free
CD entiled Eagle Eye's
Greatest Hits.

off my health insurance."
lol. Kristen

Tristan,
I can't believe no more
Thursdays with you...Man
Up! Luv, Kristen

Twin M,
I can't believe our big
came to party at 139!! She
needs to Man Up more
often! Luv, Twin K

Booizzle: What's our next
crazy adventure going to
be?

"I dont speak english
ever.... eve r!!" -T Unit

ZLAM, M-hoizzle

Where does Andrea pee?

Searching for someone

special: Co-Editor-in-Chief.
An excellent artist and no
stranger to controversy.
Little rough around the
edges, but has potential to
clean up nice. Loves the
mud and jumping off of
things. Will lure you in with
his sign language. Loves
long, romantic walks to
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Comes complete with

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Enjoys taking pictures and
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Fditors Cnmps nnmplptp
with Sony Mavica camera
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T: 4 cups! ZLAM, M-ho

Love,

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gonna have a
blast!...Chelle

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appendages. Will make an
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cream and plums. Likes to
dress up like a pirate, and
attack people on the street.
Looking for booty to bury.

night!!

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This time around, refuse
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Boo- Your backpack
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Mo-ho

Cynthia: Let's go for a

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bundled with glass cleaner.
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And we can say goodbye

to LHU!!!! -Steve
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ballet so much fun! Love
Sarah

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Sweetheart
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BOB GOT A TICK IN THE
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ARMPIT!!!

...

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picture?"

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Page 10

Fe ature s
Dark Alternative creates
TRAUMA in Lock Haven
Daniella De Luca
Classifieds Editor

Trauma, an alternative
electronic dance club social

gathering sponsored by
{DesusProject} was held last
Friday from 9:00 p.m. to
2:00 a.m. givingparticipants
a
unique goth/industrial
musical experience.
The club was held above
The Scoop on Main Street
and was open to the public
for the admission price of
$5. The DJs who played
were Cogen, darkFIN, hexon
and Modus, and l/l/. Dark
alternative music was played
the whole evening and into
the early morning.
Most of the music was
beat-driven with electric
guitar as one of the main
instruments. For the first
hour, as people entered, the
music was sociable ethere-

al/experimental music and
not too danccablc, yet still

interesting.
They kept it low-key to
promote mingling and also
so they wouldn't disturb the
businesses downstairs. As
the night progressed, the
music became more danccableand more people started
making their way to the
dance floor.I went into it

with an open mind and came

wonderful feeling afterwards.
I had tried something new
and met some new people
from both Lock Haven and
out with this

State.
Attending
Penn
Trauma allowed me to experience new types of music:
goth/industrial and alternative dance. People are usually intimidated by things,
people and concepts that are
different than they are.
Embracing what is different; that is what the culture
is really about. Really,
everyone there was very nice
and made my friends and I

feel welcome. There were
four main areas inside the
building in which to mingle
and interact, three of which
were lit with black-lighting
effects creating an awesome
glowing sensation. One area
was reserved for dancing and
listening to the music at full
volume.
If a quieter approach was
desired, guests could retire
to the pool room where there
were couches, a pool table
and arcade videogames
while still being able to hear
the music. Beverages were
available at the bar. and
there was another seating
area off to the side of the
dance floor that was some-

All the DJs and guests
were proud of promoting
main
show
their
{eaAtharAsis}which is at
Penn State in the Tall Shiva
Hookah Lounge. For the
most part, all of their shows
College.
are
at
State
Bringing it to Lock Haven
was a trial run.
For more information on
their last State College show
on April 30, see the website:

http://www.darkalternative.c
om and click on the link for
caA tharAsis). It starts at
9:00 p.m. until 2:00 a.m.

Admission is $5, and allages
arc welcome.
Costello
Brcndon
(Modus), one of the DJs for
said,
evening
the
ft ce {DeusProject) is a nonprofit group of students and
music lovers from across
Pennsylvania who enjoy
alternative dance clubs and
strive to spread their enjoyment to others."
The group was formed in
December
2001 .(DesusProject) plans
on returning to the Lock
Haven scene in the fall.
Someof us are accustomed to the excitement of a
larger, more diverse dance
club scene in areas more
urban than Lock Haven.
small
"This is our effort to alle-

what secluded. A
group even made their own
dancing area in that room.
There were tables and

stools for those who wanted
to observe or take a break
fromdaneing. It was an ideal
place to host Trauma. There
were about 40 people in
attendance,and it was the
perfect size to fit everyone
comfortably. The DJs were
pleased by the turnout that
was larger than their first
show in State College. There
might have been more people there had Campus Craze
not been going on at the
same time, but it was still a
good turnout none-the-less,
especially for a first show in
Lock Haven.

viate this town's boredom,"

Costello said.

Sometimes the things that
other people are afraid of
become our own fears.
Iencourage everyone to take
advantage of activities like
this one. Things that are different are not always bad,
and by exploring new and
exciting genres of music like
industrial or electronic, we
are opening up to these differences.
This doesn't guarantee
that we will like what we
discover, but at least it is
worth giving a chance.

Don't forget, we have a website!
(Psst, that means check it out)

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Students go wild at HAC's
annual Campus Craze event

Red-hot poker
TV networks and players
winning big at card game
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The Mowry brothers duke it out during a jousting match during friday
night's Campus Craze in the Recreation Center.
many other prizes like special- a video game where
Melissa Novak
Sports Reporter

Lock Haven University students gathered for a night of
games, food, and laughter on
Friday April 16, 2004. The
Student Recreational Center
hosted Lock Haven's annual
Campus Craze.
The festivities began at
approximately 6:00 p.m. and
lasted until 12:00 a.m. The first
250 students to arrive received a
free Campus Craze 2004 t-shirt.
When the students first
entered the SRC, they were
given a raffle ticket. Throughout
the night, numbers were drawn
and many prizes were handed
out.

Some lucky students walked
away winners of some of the
larger prizes, which included an
X-Box, television, bicycle, and

ized gift baskets such as a car
wash basket, sports basket, and a
camping basket.
There was a plethora of different games, which the students
were allowed to participate in,
all free of charge. There was
also an inflatable obstacle
course, basketball game, and
lazar tag.
For those students that have
never flown before, there was an
opportunity to ride in a flight
simulator, although if you wanted to experience this ride you
had to wait in a fairly long line.
"I waited in line for 35 minutes before I decided to bail and
go check out the climbing wall,"
said junior Brandic Kessler.
Located in the dance room
was a sing-a-long music video
machine, where many students
were allowed to become his or
her favorite musical performer.
Dance Dance Revolution was

located in the racC|U<*thnH rraiit*.

players

have to keep up with the choreography that the game devises.
There was also a table set up
where CDs were being sold for a
bargain with proceeds going to
the campus radio station.
Food and beverages were
provided on the upper level,
which included plenty of pizza,
slushies, cotton candy, and soda.

Over the duration of the
evening, four different live
bands provided the students with
musical entertainment, playing
original tunes as well as covers.
"In comparison, to the previous years annual Campus Craze,
this one definitely stands out,"
said senior Ian Hockenberry.
"The live bands were a nice
touch, but I did miss the
karaoke."
Overall, this year's Campus

Craze was a hit and offered a
diversion to their typical weekend activities.

Students prepare
for dance recital
Emily Capp

Staff Reporter
On April 23 and 24, a
spring dance concert will be
held in the Sloane Fine Arts
Center.
Professor Jamie Host has
choreographed a number of
dance numbers for her special classes she teaches, as
well as for some of the
dance group she leads here
at Lock Haven University.
Dance numbers vary significantly. From classic ballet to incorporating sparkly
colored balls with dance, the
show is sure to suit all tastes
no matter how eclectic or
picky.
The show will prove to
be rather cultural as well. A
piece titled "Voices in the
Wind" demonstrates Native
American culture and its
influence on dance.
The recital will incorporate varying eras in which

certain dance trends were
most popular. For example,
there is a performance that
showcases flappers from the
roaring forties doing the
Charleston.

heard that choreography she
created will be performed at
the Kennedy
Center in
Washington D C. This is an
extreme honor to this hardworking teacher who is a
devoted dancer.
The LHU dance program
is gradually growing into a
flourishing

program.

Hopefully, within the next
few years, it will be really
developed and interests will
really grasp the student
body.

Several dance recitals
have taken place over the
last few years that have been
well attended and highly
praised. This one seems that
it too will not disappoint.
There is a matinee performance

Several talented students
will even put on some solo
acts that they have worked
extremely hard on themselves.
Professor Host recently

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on
a
few eleFriday in which
mentary schools will attend,
and at 7 p.m. on Friday.
Also on Saturday there is a
at

third performance at 7 p.m.

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Americans are going wild
for poker, specifically, the highstakes form of poker known as
no-limit Texas hold 'cm.
It's the deceptively simple
game you can see being played
on no fewer than five TV channels in dozens of online poker
salons and at a growing number
of big-money tournaments
across the country.
The Internet can claim part
of the credit for raising poker's
profile. But when it comes to
creating national crazes, nothing
matches the power of television.
The World Poker Tour a traveling circuit of tournament play
created specifically for cable
TVhas supercharged professional poker. Some Tour events are
turning away players who are
quite willing to pay the $25,0(X)
entry fee.
The weekly Tour telecasts
both demystify the game and
make it seem like the ultimate
adrenaline rush. Producers use a
bevy of cameras, including
miniature "lipstick cams" that
reveal the cards players are holding; a multitude of on-screen
graphics that provide up-to-thedeal statistics on who has the
best chance to win this hand: and
an announcing team that raises
the play-by-play to almost
comic levels of tension.
The fren/.y is no surprise to

Steven Lipscomb, who created
the WnrM PnWer Tnnr Iwn

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ago and maintains that 50 million to 80 million people are
playing the game regularly.
"It's not like we're creating a
fad out of ether," Lipscomb said.
"It's the great American card

game."

The fever has spread to
the Tour. Next
month's finals of the World
Series of Poker in Las Vegas,
where anyone with $10,000 can
belly up to a green-felt table and
play alongside the best in the
game, are expected to grow from
last year's record 839 particievents not on

Minds" was well-received at
film festivals and aired on PBS
in 1997.
"Battle for the Minds"
His winning run was docucaught the eye of Norman Lear,
mented by ESPN crews coverwho created "All in the Family",
ing the series and was turned and a slew of other successful
into a seven-hour miniseries that sitcoms in the 1970s. Next thing
has rerun continuously for the Lipscomb knew, he was a televilast year.
sion producer, collaborating
The explosion of interest in with Lear and his partner on atournament poker has been a reality show. The show never
mixed blessing to full-time made it to air, but Lipscomb was
poker players who, until about a launched and began producing
year ago, played their games in other programs that did air on
almost complete anonymity.
cable.
Vince Burgio, a 17-year vetThat was how he was in the
eran of the poker circuit, made it right place at the right time,
to the final table of the Lucky when a friend in the TV business
Chances tournament in the first needed someone to fly to Las
season of the World Poker Tour. Vegas to film the World Scries of
A member of the Senior Poker Poker for the Discovery
Hall of Fame. Burgio said he's Channel. As he watched the best
glad for the bigger purses and poker players in (he world cold—.ly blurt" each olhcr with staggering sums of money at stake.
Lipscomb had a brainstorm:
Why not create the PGA of
poker?
Lipscomb took his idea to
numerous cable channels but
had no luck until he called on an
unlikely client. In the post-9/11
climate, the Travel Channel had
begun to shift its programming
away from exotic locales and
toward more domestic sites,
According to the Travel
Channel's Russell, none was
more popular than
The channel added more pro
corporate sponsorship deals that duction values to the telecast a
TV has brought. But he said the many as 17 cameras to capture
constant presence of television the action and the World Poke
cameras has created a climate Tour was on its way to becoming
where showmanship and playing appointment viewing. Then the
ued more than good poker skills.
"When you get to the final
table, they (the TV producers)
tell you, Show your emotions,'"
said Burgio. "Some of us oldtimers say, "Isn't that kind of
rude, to jump up and down when
you've beaten somebody?'"

roll of the dice, committing sight
unseen to televising 13 weeks o
the tour.
How far can this go?
At Fox, which invented the
glowing puck for its hockey coverage, executives have already
experimented with putting heart
monitors on players. "When they
were bluffing, nine of out 10
times their heart monitor was
exploding, but it never showed,"
said Fox executive vice presi-

The telecasts of the World
Poker Tour make it the highest
rated series in the channel's history. An average of 1.5 million
viewers tune in for the
Wednesday telecast, and Travel dent George Greenberg.
Meanwhile, ESPN has set up
Channel claims a total audience
week,
a
test kitchen of sorts in preparacounting
of 5 million per
pants to well over 1,000 and perall multiple airings, which tion for its epic coverage of this
haps as high as 1,500 players. brings poker into roughly the year's World Series of Poker.
It's the granddaddy of no-limit same stratosphere as professionNot only will the network be
taping the finals, held in May,
al wrestling.
ESPN, which carried seven
Much of the credit goes to and produce nine hours ofedited
hours of bells-and-whistles covcoverage, but it also will air 13
Lipscomb, whose rapid ascenerage from the 2003 World
sion from low-paid TV producer hours more culled from the preSeries, is tripling its coverage to
liminary games played during
to high-stakes gaming impresa22 hours this year.
rio was as improbable as the rise
the four-week run-up to the big
"People can't get enough of of poker itself. Indeed, it's possievent that begins April 21.
it," said ESPN senior coordinatMany of these matches feable that the World Poker Tour
ing producer Mike Antinoro. wouldn't
exist
today
if ture poker games besides Texas
"They tell me they've watched Lipscomb's mom hadn't decided hold "em, such as seven-card
an episode 10 times. I would
stud, that more closely resemble
to become a minister.
understand if it were The
Lipscomb was practicing the complicated games Truman
Godfather.'"
law 10 years ago when he heard favored.
Fueling the interest of many from his mother that fundamen"In seven-card stud there can
recreational players is the idea talists were seizing control ofthe be 49 cards in play," said ESPN's
that even an amateur can win a
Antinoro.
Baptist seminary she was attendbig-money poker tournament ing Louisville, Ky. After hearThe inventor of the World
in
with just one good streak of
were
Poker
Tour says let "em try.
ing that women
being
luck. That point was proven at
removed from positions of
"It's mighty tough to beat the
last year's World Series ofPoker, authority at the Louisville semitop fuel drag racing of poker and
when an unknown accountant nary, he decided to make a docthat's no-limit hold "em,"
from Tennessee named you've
about
for
the
it. "Battle
Lipscomb said.
umentary

Fraternities kick off Greek Week ' 04
take place this week. Later that
day the fraternities participated
in "Fraternity Fear Factor," on
the Russell lawn, and swimming
events in the Zimmerli pool.
After day one, Kappa Delta
Greek Week got off to a Rho was in first place, followed
booming start on Sunday, as the
by Alpha Chi Rho, then Sigma
fraternities all joined together to Pi, and Alpha Sigma
Phi placed
compete for a trophy and brag- fourth. Tau Kappa Epsilon and
ging rights that go hand and Phi Mu Delta placed fifth and
hand with being the Greek Week were the only teams to earn no
champions.
points on Greek Week's opening
The week began with a comday.
munity service project, which all
Sunday's events included
the fraternities joined forces to several swimming events,
take on. They all gathered at the "Fraternity Fear Factor," arm
Covenant United Methodist wrestling, a cheeseburger eating
Church to help set up for their contest and a slip and slide comannual book drive, which will petition.

Scott Kulah
Staff Reporter

Day two's event was a soccer First Sigma Pi and Kappa Delta
Sigma Pi placed Rho with 11 points, third Alpha
first, defeatingAlpha Chi Rho in Chi Rho with ten points, Alpha
the championship game. Kappa Sigma Phi and Phi Mu Delta are
Delta Rho managed to take third tied for fourth and Tau Kappa
place, and Phi Mu Delta took Epsilon is in last place with no
fourth. Tau Kappa Epsilon and points.
For the sororities Zeta Tau
Alpha Sigma Phi tied for last
is in first place with eight
Alpha
as
lost
their
place,
they both
points, Sigma K.appa is m secopening games.
Greek week also began for ond with five points, Sigma
the sororities, with soccer as Sigma Sigma has three points
Zeta Tau Alpha placed first place for third place, and Alpha Sigma
Tau is in last with one point.
winning the first day of competiCarl Worrel, Tau Kappa
tion. Sigma Kappa took second
place, followed by Sigma Sigma Epsilon Treasurer said, "We get
Sigma in third, and Alpha Sigma together and go all out all week,
and at the end of the week let the
Tau in fourth.
The overall scores for the best team win."
A different competition takes
fraternities (as of Tuesday) are:
tournament.

place each day until Sunday.
Tuesday night's event is a volleyball tournament, which takes
place at 7:30 p.m. in Zimmerli.
A basketball competition will be
held on Wednesday evening at
7:30 p.m.. which will also be in
Zimmerli.
On Thursday, a floor hockey

Auditorium. Air Band is a competition which is won by whoever can come up with the cleverest skit, or song. The organizations all put together a production of a song and dance that
they believe represents their
own organization. Air Band is
the final competition for the

Sunday's football competithe fraternities, while the sororiof
ties will be participating in a tion is the final competition
fraternities.
It
the
for
the
week
dodge ball competition. On
at
2
at
Jack
Stadium
Friday, no competitions take takes place
place, but the fraternities and p.m.
Greek week is sponsored
sororities will gather on the
each year by Lock Haven
Russell lawn for a Greek barUniversity's Inter Fraternal
beque at 5 p.m.
On Saturday, Air Band takes Council.
place at 1 p.m. in the Price

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Top of the charts for the week
1. Usher feat. Lil Jon & Ludacris "Yeah!"
(Arista)
t< Chingy feat. J. Weav "One Call Away"
Disturbing Tha Peace)
5. J-Kwon "Tipsy" (So So Def)

1. Usher new entry "Confessions" (Arista)
2. Various Artists new entry "Now 15"

. Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker "When

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Keith Urban "You'll Think of Me" (Capitol)
i. Buddy Jewell "Sweet Southern Comfort"

(EMI/Universal/Sony Music/Zomba)
3. Guns N' Roses new entry "Greatest Hits"
Geffen)

k Mario Winans feat. Enya & P. Diddy "I
Don't Wanna Know" (Bad Boy)
I. Jay-Z "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (Roc-A7ella/Def Jam)
6. Maroon 5 "This Love" (Octone/J)
7. Evanescence "My Immortal" (Wind-Up)
8. Cassidy feat. R. Kelly "Hotel" (Full
Surface/J)

9. Ludacris "Splash Waterfalls" (Disturbing
Tha Peace/Def Jam South)
10. Usher "Burn" (LaFace)

. Sara Evans "Perfect" (RCA)
. Rascal Flatts "Mayberry" (Lyric Street)
. Toby Keith "American Soldier"

\. Carl Thomas new entry "Let's Talk About
:t" (Bad Boy)
5. Norah Jones "Feels Like Home" (Blue

DreamWorks)
'. Tim McGraw "Watch the Wind Blow By"
curb)
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[ome" (Warner Bros.)
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sfote)

N.E.R.D. new entry "Fly or Die" (Star

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DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL

up Lock Haven University!

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...Dashboard
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By Samantha Weaver
Everyone knows what "elevator music" is those annoyingly soothing tunes played
everywhere from department stores to phone lines on hold. It was originally created,
though, to be played on elevators. Evidently, early riders were nervous about the
sounds made by the relatively recent invention, and it was thought that the soothing
music might drown out the more frightening noises.

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Sage advice from Francis Rodman: "Think twice before you speak
everyone talking about something else."

- and you'll find

The first automobile designed by famed automaker Porsche, back in 1899, was electric.

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...Saturday April 24,
2004 in Thomas
Field House

In recent years, there's been a lot of media coverage of gene research and manipulation. Keep in mind, however, that 95 percent of the functions of DNA remain
unknown.
' ' '

In Romania, witches sometimes serve as political advisers.
It's probably not well-known, but Superglue has been a boon to many biologists. It
has been used to repair cracked elephant tusks and the shell of a live tortoise, and it
has also supported the feathers on racing pigeons.

A disturbing trend in society is the growing level of violence. Here's a case in point:
Miguel Gonzalez was ordered to attend anger-management classes after assaulting
his girlfriend. He arrived at the class drunk, and in his inebriated state disrupted the
proceedings. The anger-management counselor, Charles Mahuka, was so upset by the
disruption that he beat Gonzalez senseless, causing Gonzalez to go into a coma and
eventually die.

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Evenings Friday thru Thursday 7:00pm
Late Nights Friday & Saturday. 9:45pm
Matinees Saturday & Sunday 2:00pm

The Alamo (PG)
Evenings Friday thru Thursday 7:00pm
Late Nights Friday & Saturday. 9:45pm
Matinees Saturday & Sunday 2:00 pm

Thought for the Day: "There's one way to find out if a man is honest
says 'yes,' you know he is crooked." Groucho Marx

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Evenings Friday thru Thursday 7:00pm
Matinees Saturday & Sunday 2:00pm

Ticket Pricing:
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"Who

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and why?"
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Criminal Justice

Shannon Houck
Exploratory Studies

Dave Harmic
Health and Physical Education

"Lil Jean Kearney cause she's small and
doesn't get in the way."

"I'm with Pollick and the photographer,
because he is bang'n!"

TRIVIA TEST

HOROSCOPES

By Fifi Rodriquez

1. GEOGRAPHY: Where is Mount Rushmore?
2. PERSONALITIES: What sport made Jack Dempsey famous?
3. LITERATURE: When did J.D. Salinger publish his signature work "The
Catcher in the Rye?"
4. MYTHOLOGY: According to Greek myth, who was the monster with
100 heads?
5. MUSIC: What was the native land of composer Frederic Chopin?
6. HISTORY: Cardinal Richelieu was a key adviser to which French king?
7. FOOD: What is spumoni?
8. LANGUAGE: What is a nudnik?
9. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Which nation's legislature is called the
Knesset?
10. HIGHER EDUCATION: Where is the main campus of the University of
Notre Dame?

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"Hugh Heffner, because he brings home
the $$$ and the women!"

Today's Birthday (April
21). A person you know has
lofty dreams. You can help
make those dreams come
true. Don't do it as a favor,
however. Get reimbursed
for your service.
To get the advantage,
check the day's rating: 10 is
the easiest day, 0 the most
challenging.
Aries (March 21-April
19) Today is a 6. You may

feel

uncharacteristically

slow,

deliberative,

even

exhausted. This is a result
of all you've been through
and the change in conditions. Take it easy.
Taurus (April 20-May
20) Today is an 8. You're
tough, and you needed to be
in order to get past all the
problems you faced. You
may have noticed that it's
fun to be tough, in a gentle
and loving way.
Gemini (May 21-June
21) Today is a 5. You're
under pressure to explain
recent activities. Review
the things that worked, and
make a note of the things
that didn't. Be honest.
Cancer (June 22-July
8
22)
is
an
Today

.Something you thought
was worthless could turn
out to be valuable. Isn't it
funny how you never know

what will be there for you
and what won't? The spirit
provides.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today is a 5.The money is
flowing your way. Let them
know they can depend on
you. And always be respectful. Arrogance is expensive.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept.
22) Today is a 7. A job
you've always wanted could

become available. Better
check it out thoroughly,
though. It may not pay very
well. If that's OK, proceed.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oet. 22)
Today is a 6. You may
notice that you're worn out
from all your activity. Try
to get a good night's rest.

Tomorrow is a new adventure.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov.
21) Today is a 7. Your partner has been quite decisive
lately. It's good to have
someone else take the risks
and the heat. Settle back
and enjoy a well-earned

Dec. 21) Today is a 5
.You're
inundated
with
work. There's no time to
take a break, not even for
lunch. Brown-bag it today
and set up your rendezvous
for Friday. You'll have more
time then.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Today is an 8. You're so

cute! Others are attracted to
you not because of your
wealth, but because you're
imaginative and you shoot
for such interesting goals.
Aquarius (Jan. 20Feb.
18) Today is a 6. It may be
hard to get yourself going
today. Even if you aren't
sick, can you take off to
rest?

It could prevent

a

complicated malady from
setting in.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March
20 Today is an 8
Remember how to get to
Carnegie Hall? Practice,
practice, practice. You're
good at that now, so take
your talent to an even higher level.
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21. 2004

Bald Eagles win third annual Spring Game, down Alumni, 29-7
Information

courtesy

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LHU Spoils Information
LOCK HAVEN
The

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football
topped the Bald
Eagle alumni, 29-7, in its third
;innual Spring Game held
today at Hubert Jack Stadium
in front of a packed stadium of
fans.
Play was a bit rusty for the
Alumni to start, fumbling on
the opening drive of the game
and turning it over to the Bald
Eagles after Warren Whitaker
collected the loose ball at the
Alumni 15-yard line.
Five plays later, the Bald
The LHU Alumni squad
Eagles found the endzone with
an air strike to tight end Jason
Justin Marshall.
Walther from quarterback
The Haven drove all the
Brian Camberg.
way to the 19-yard line before
Dan
Haven
kicker
the Alumni defense clamped
Hagennan was good for the down to
bring up fourth down
extra point, bringing the score
and eight.
to 7-0.
Opting for the field goal,
The Alumni brought the
Hagcrman nailed the 35-yarder
ball up to their own 36-yard
to up the margin to 10-0 in
line on a 13-yard completion favor the current Bald
of
Eagle
from John Stahl to James
with
4:56
left
the
first
squad
in
Freeman '90, but a fumble and
team

two incompletions later, were
forced to punt the ball away.
Starting the next drive

from the LHU 18-yard line,
the Bald Eagles picked up big
yardage off a 37-yard connection between Camberg and

the fourth quarter off an interception by Louis Kohl, the
Haven's Kyle Miller located
Dwaine Berger to his left for a
69-yard touchdown strike after
Berger was able to shed his
defender before hitting open
field.
The
kick
Tom
by
Spagnuolo split the uprights,
bringing the margin to 23-7 at
8:50 in the fourth.
Defensive
back
Nick
Miller intercepted an Alumni
pass on the next possession '

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and returned it 49 yards to the

Photo courtesy of LHU Sports Information

fell to the Bald Eagles, Saturday at the third annual Spring Game, 29-7.

period.

The Bald Eagles were on
the move again to start the second quarter when the Alumni
defense started to click.
Robert Lysek '90 broke
through the line for the sack
and the 10-yard loss, then

Albert Jones '99 forced the
fumble two plays later to turn
the ball back over to the
Alumni.
Unable to get any offense
generated, however, both sides
would punt away the ball on
their following drives.
The Alumni regained possession near the close of the
half and drove up to the 11yard line after a pass interference call.

The Bald Eagle defense
held strong, however, and on
2nd and 10, linebacker Charles
Cannon deflected a pass which
ended up in the hand of cornerback Adam Frazier for the

touchdown
connection
interception at 4:30.
Lock Haven would make between John Stahl and Jason
good on the possession, Kundtz '99.
Maurice Walker taking the ball
The Alumni would keep
on his own for two pick-ups of going back to Kundtz on their
10 yards and one 14-yard gain opening drive of the half, the
to work the ball up to within
former tight end coming up
11 yards.
with three catches for big
7Rob gains prior to the touchdown.
Quarterback
Just one yard out on second
Kristiniak then found Rafael
Smith in the end/one, capping down, Stahl fired a shot that
off the drive with a touchdown dropped into the back corner
at 2:03
of the end/one where Kundtz
The extra point attempt hauled it in for the score.
failed, leaving the score at 16The extra point kick by
0 by the half.
Matt Mapes '00 was good to
Into the third quarter, the bring the score to 16-7 with
Alumni finally put points up 3:08 left in the third period.
on the scoreboard with a
Taking over possession in

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one-yard line.
A goal line stop by Jason
Grassi '01 held off the attack
momentarily, but the Bald
Eagles' Kyle Miller was able
to
connect
with Corey
Cicilioni from two yards out to
boost the margin to 29-7.
The point after attempt was
blocked and picked out of the
air by Angelo Moultair '00,
who sent a lateral pass back to
Matt Heiscr '97 before he was
stopped by the Haven defense
around midfield.
A last minute drive by the
Alumni came up empty-handed, as the Bald Eagles claimed
the 29-7 victory and avenged
last season's 14-13 Alumni
win.

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Baseball beats Mansfield; splits with IUP, Bloomsburg; falls to Slippery Rock, IUP
team traveled to Indiana, Pa, LHU up for good, winning 4and
split the double-header 2.
BASEBALL
LHU dropped the second
winning the first game, 4-2
from Back Page
and dropping the second game, game, 6-3. LHU only recorded
seven hits, five of which came
1 6-3.
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Blake Barbini went the dis- from Kurt Elbin's three for
Neitz was 2 for 3 with a 3-run tance fjr j n g se ven innings and three performance and a two
shot. Catcher Chris Miller was on]y givin g up j ive n jts jn a for tnree performance from
also 2 lor 3 in the loss.
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Chris Miller.
In game two, LHU was
Jason grindle threw six
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down early 6-0, but showed Miller both went two-for-four. innings and was given the loss,
heart and battled back, but still BreU Ke ney went two-for- His record is now, 1-2.
lost the close one, 9-7. The three and had two RBI's.
SPLITS
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LHU
offense was the highlight of the
LHU scored two in tne top BLOOMSBURG
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LHU only mustered five
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run for LHU with his solo
shot in the fourth inning.
LHU fell 5-0 in game
two, only pounding out three
hits.
Losing pitcher, Blake
Barbini, went the distance
giving up seven hits and
striking out two.
On Saturday, LHU's luck
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on
last
inning
Bloomsburg rally, losing 8-7.
Brian Neitz hit a solo shot in
the contest.
The second game ended
better, as LHU won 1-0 behind
a Justin Featherbay no-hitter
and a Derek Houtz RBI single,
Despite walking six and only
striking out one, Featherbay
gave up no hits and more
importantly, no runs.
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April 21, 2004

A Day in the Life...
of a lady rugger
Brandie Kessler
Sports Reporter

said Martino. "If you need
them they would come with
open arms to help you, no
questions asked."
They usually practice
Mon.-Fri., about two hours
each day.
The nights before games,
they all get together and have
a pasta dinner, and they all
hang out socially outside of
practice too.
The lady ruggers have to
manage their time and prioritize things in order to balance
out rugby with their social
lives and academics.
In order to start, or sometimes just to play in general, it
is necessary for girls to attend
practices throughout the week.
"School work is an excuse
to miss practice, but work
doesn't count, so for the people who work, it is hard to
pick between making money
and going to practice everyday," said Strunk.
Rugby is a very intense and
physical game. They need to
practice each day to fine tune
their skills, and be successful
on the field.
"After a stressful week of
classes and school, it's nice to
get out on the rugby field,"
said Martino. "I call it anger
management 101."
The actual rugby game
lasts 80 minutes, with two
halves each lasting 40 min-

The women's rugby team is
off to a strong start this season, and with hard work and
dedication from everyone on
the team, they should continue
successfully on their way to
the top of their division.
One
difference
big
between the lady ruggers and
most other athletic teams here
at LHU is that the Women's
Rugby Team is a club sport.
This means that they are
responsible for funding their
own program.
It also means that they do
not have coaches, so the success of their team is completely up to them.
"We don't have the funds to
get a coach, so we have our
captains run the team," said
Amanda Martino.
Because there is no coach,
the team needs to cooperate
with one another, and they all
become pretty close.
"We basically all get along
on and off the field," said
Gretchen Strunk.
"When we aren't doing
rugby, we are usually hanging
out with at least one or two
other players."
The team is a very close
unit.
"Every girl on this team
utes.
has your back and they would
Although the game is a
bend over backwards for you,"

very physical one, the

Daubert nabs Field
Athlete of the Week

Sports Reporter
The Lock Haven Rugby
faced a tough loss last
Saturday, as they took on
Albright with a final score' bf
15-8.
Randy "Princess" Helsman
was the only scorer for the ruggers, scoring a try worth three
points. Seth "Roy" Keller also
contributed to the score by earning five points from kicks.
In the B-side game, the guys
won with a shut out of 24-0.
Both JD Grantz and Brandon
"Red Rocket" Furhman scored
twice and Ryan "Respi" Batdorf
scored once.
] The men will next compete
in the Cornfield Classic, an
eight team tournament between
teams
Bucknell,
from
Clearfield,
LaSalle,
Shippensburg, Bloomsburg, as
well as the Lock Haven Old
Boys, A-side and B-side teams.
The tournament is this Saturday,
April 24 at Lock Haven and
begins at 9 a.m.
Rugby Player Adam Smith
says, "We are facing some good
teams, Shippensburg is division
one and Bloomsburg is tough
but our A-side team is the
favorite to win."
team

Clayton Desmond
The Eagle Eye

team

wouldn't have it any other
way.
"I know that for myself, if I
walk away from a game without a single bruise, I get really
mad," Marino said.
Most of the girls said that
with so much adrenaline during a game, they do not even
think about any pain.
"Rugby can be very rough,
but it's so rewarding," said
Rebecca Atwell. "It's so
intense, and I love it."
Because the team is a club
sport, and they are responsible
for funding things themselves,
they do a number of fundraisers to raise money.
This semester, they stood
outside of Wal-Mart and collected donations that people
gave to their program.
A portion of the money
they collected went to the Big
Brother, Big Sister organization.
So far this season, the team
is undefeated.
They moved up to division
one last semester and did really well there.
"We have an unbelievable
team," said Martino. "We work
real hard together and we
win."
If you have an opportunity
to get out and see these girls in
action, it is a blast to watch,
and they would appreciate
your support.

eree stops contest at 1:29 of the
third round over Ryan Coates of
the U.S. Air Force Academy in
the Chamionship bout. Jelev
finishes his career at 22-5.
Teammate Omo-Osagie won

Seniors
Osahon OmoOsagie and Miro Jelev represented Lock
at the his first
national title at 119
National Collegiate Boxing pounds with a split 3-2 decision
Association Championships on over Darren Smith, also from
April 3 at the Eldorado Hotel the
Air Force Academy.
and Casino in Reno, N.M.
Omo-Osagie earned his secJelev won his second 185ond Eastern Collegiate Boxing
pound title. He qualified for Association title earlier
in the
nationals after winning his thrid season to qualify for the nationEastern Collegiate Boxing al championships.
Omo-Osagie
Association title, decisioning finishes his collegiate career at
Army's John Baxter, 2-1.
17-12.
In Reno, Jelev scored a ref-

Lady ruggers beat Kutztown
Erinn Fortson
The Eagle Eye
Lock Haven pulled another
win this past Saturday against
The
Kutztown University.
Women's Rugby Team travel
down to Kutztown for a pick up
game after their tournament in
Long Island was canceled.
Scrumhalf Danielle Poynor
kicked things off for the lady
eagles, being the first the score.
Christine Fye was the next to
place the ball in the try zone.
There was one successful conver-

sion kick made leaving the ladies
with a score of 12-0
Haven's B side also came out
with a win this weekend. Ellie
Davis broke the ice for Lock
Haven scoring the first try.
Danielle Poynor and Suzie
Mahoney also scored for B side.
Fullback Angelina Laino had
seven points making two conversion kicks and one kick for points.
The final score of the game was
22-0. This coming weekend the
lady ruggers are co-hosting a tournament with the Men's Rugby
Team. Come out and support
Haven rugby!

Softball, second in PSAC West after 6-0 weekend
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In addition to the three hits,
each by Spiezio and Tutrani,
Danielle Fraser added two hits,
including a double, and three
RBI, while Janet Paterson also
logged a pair of hits, including a
double, and two RBI.
Lock Haven found itself
trailing midway through game
two but responded with eight
runs over the fifth and sixth
innings to regain the lead and
the 9-3 win.
The Bald Eagles went up 1-0
after the first inning, Hughes
sent home two runners with a
double to left field to tie things
tip in the second, then a deep
$ingle by Danielle Fraser scored
Hughes for the lead.
LHU tacked on five more in
the sixth frame to close out the
game with the 9-3 win.

Pocketing the pitching win
was Molly Shuey, who entered
in the second inning and threw
four and one-third innings.
Shuey is now 6-4 on the season.
Shona Guevara came into the
game for the final one and onethird innings, picking up her first
save of the year. Courtney
Hughes went 4-for-4, including
a triple and a double, with three
RBI. Heather Johnson was 3for-4 and Danielle Fraser also
added two.
On Sunday, the Lock Haven
softball team won two more
today on the road at Edinboro
University (8-24, 3-13 PSAC
West), needing extra innings for
a 6-5 win in game one before
securing a 6-1 win in the nightcap.
The Haven escaped with a 65 victory in the first game of the
twinbill, needing nine innings to
wrangle the win away from the
Fighting Scots.
A scoreless eighth inning
gave way to the ninth frame,

weekend, placing second with a
distance of 196'9". His throw
currently ranks him fourth
among all PSAC leaders.
Daubert also set a school record
in the hammer throw, finishing
fourth overall with a mark of
161'2".
Both Lock Haven University
track and field teams travel to
Indiana, Pa. for the PSAC West
Challenge meet on Sat, April 10.

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Ruggers fall Jelev, Omo-Osagie win
to Albright national titles in Reno
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where two Haven batters were
walked to put runners at first and
second.
A fielder's choice ball hit by
Hughes knocked out the runner
advancing to second, but an
error on the first baseman
allowed Kelly Deitrick to round
third and cross home.
Lock Haven held Edinboro
at bay in the bottom of the
inning for the 6-5 win.
Shuey was the pitcher of
record, entering the game in
relief and throwing the final
three innings. Shuey improves
to 7-4 on the season. Ashley
Barber had two hits and three
stolen bases to lead the Haven.
The Haven jumped out to a
2-0 lead after three frames
before the Fighting Scots
answered with a run in the bottom of the fourth. Another run
for LHU in the sixth and three
more in the seventh sealed the 61 win. At the plate, Fraser and
Colleen Welsh both recorded
two hits.

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LOCK HAVEN Track and
field's Fieldon Daubert was selected as the PSAC Men's Field
Athlete of the Week for events ending April 4.
The sophomore thrower provisionally qualified for the
NCAA meet in the javelin at the
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10-2 win over Slippery Rock.
On the season, Hughes has
started in all 33 games and is
averaging .327 with seven doubles, a triple and a team-best
four homers. Her total of 19
RBI ranks second on the squad.
Defensively, the shortstop
leads LHU with 79 assists in

LOCK HAVEN

Courtney Hughes, a sophomore on the softball team, was
selected as the PSAC West
Player of the Week for games
ending April 18.
Hughes led the Bald Eagles
to a perfect 6-0 week, hitting
.571 over the span. The sophomore shortstop went 4-for-4 in
a come-from-behind 9-3 victoover
Rock
ry
Slippery
University at home on
Lawrence Field, pounding out
two doubles and a triple along
with three RBI. She recorded

addition to 50 putouts.

The Bald Eagle softball
team, now 20-13 overall and in
the hunt for a PSAC tournament playoff bid, will next
travel to Holy Family College

today.

COUliney Hughes

Mwaura, Slatcoff receive Harry Bradley Award
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Mwaura and Mike Slatcoff
were announced as the football team's Harry Bradley
Offensive and Defensive Most
Improved Players, as awarded
today at halftime of the annual
Football Spring Game.
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Mwaura, a sophomore, was
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named the Most Improved
Player on the Bald Eagle
offense.
A 5'9", 170-pound wide
receiver, Mwaura served priDanson Mwaura
Mike Slatcoff
marily a back-up role for the man, earned the Defense's
Bald Eagles last season, makMost Improved Player Award.
The 2004 Lock Haven
ing six catches for 48 yards, A 6'2", 205-pound linebacker,
team will open up at
football
but is expected to play a larger Slatcoff saw action in 10
with
Cheyney
home
role as the 2004 season enters games last season with
12 University on August 28 at 6
view.
tackles and will help anchor p.m.
Slatcoff, a red-shirt fresh- the Bald Eagle
defense come

Lacrosse tops Bloom, 10-9, upset No. 9 Shipp, 15-5
ting the game at seven.
Two unassisted Strizki
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goals gave the Bald Eagles a
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9-7 lead with 11 minutes left
in the game.
Bloomsburg would post
The Haven edged host two more
goals, but an A.
Bloomsburg University 10-9. Richter
1:29
goal with
The Bald Eagles improve to 4remaining would seal the deal
4 in PSAC play and 5-5 overand send the Haven to a 10-9
all. The Lady Huskies jumped
win.
out to a 1-0 lead scoring three
Strizki and J. Richter each
minutes into the contest.
tallied a hat trick with Strizki
Two goals by J. Richter
adding two assists and J.
and Kearney gave LHU a 2-1 Richter
one.
lead with ten minutes left in
A. Richter posted two
the half.
goals while Jean Kearney and
Bloomsburg went on a 3-0 Lindsey McGuire
each added
scoring run to take a 4-2 lead. a
goal in the victory. The
J. Richter countered with two
Haven's Dunning blocked 11
goals of her own to tie the
shots in the win.
contest at four.
Alderfer and A. Richter
The two teams traded two
posted four and three goals,
goals in the rest of the first
respectively, as the Bald
half and the game was deadEagles upset the No. 8 ranked
locked 6-6 at the half.
Lady Raiders of Shippensburg
An A. Richter goal off a
University.
Strizki assist gave the Haven a
The win avenged a previ7-6 lead in the second half. ous
11-10 loss by the Haven in
Four minutes later, the Lady
an earlier meeting between the
Huskies would return the
two teams.
favor scoring a goal and knotThe Haven stormed out in

the opening period scoring ten
goals; three from A. Richter,
taking a commanding 10-0
lead with 8:41 left in the half.
Shippensburg tacked on one
goal and the Haven answered
with a goal to take an 11-1
lead into halftime.
The second half saw a
combination of four goals by
Page Heath and Cristin
Marron for th e Lady Raiders.
Each time the Bald Eagles
would counter with goals of
their own and secure the lead
and eventual 15-5 victory.
Alderfer led the Haven
with four goals and two
assists while J. Richter added
two goals and four assists.
A. Richter scored three
goals for the LHU. Strizki
and Kearney posted two goals
and an assist a piece.
Wood and Kenney each
added a goal for Lock Haven.
Goalkeeper Dunning posted six saves in the win.
The Haven travels to No. 3
West
ranked
Chester
University on Thursday for a
3:30 game.

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Courtney Hughes, Feildon Daubert
earn PSAC Athletes of the Week

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Softball, undefeated this weekend, 6-0 at 20-13 overall
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The
softball team improved to
20-13 overall with six wins
this past week and is in
second place in the PSAC
West heading into the final
week of conference play
with a 12-4 record.
LHU swept the home
and away series against
Slippery Rock University
before winning two on the
road
at
Edinboro
University.
Lock Haven took two
on the road versus Slippery
Rock University (11-22, 311 PSAC West) on Friday,

defeating the Rock by
scores of 7-0 and 10-2 at
Harmony Road Complex
in Slippery Rock, Pa.
The Haven's Shona
Guevara threw a two-hit
Steven A. Beatty/The Eagle Eye
shutout and broke back Senior Jocelyn Tutrani had two RBI's in LHU's win over the Rock.
into the win column after ond baseman Heather drove home a run
in the innings, striking out nine in in game two. Another big
taking losses in her last Johnson. Johnson's basesfifth inning, and another the process to improve to inning, this time a seventhree appearances, earning loaded home run
in the single by Janet Paterson in 8-5
overall.
Heather run shot in the second
the 7-0 victory in game third inning
LHU
the the seventh scored the Johnson was 2-for-4 with frame, sealed the deal.
gave
one.
4-0 lead, and before the Haven's final run of the the home run and four RBI. Lock Haven recorded
The
Bald
Eagles inning was over, a double game, winning by the 7-0 Hughes and Megan LeVan seven
hits and seven runs
recorded a grand slam by Courtney
both went 2-for-3, each in the second inning ignitHughes final.
homer for the seconded by a two-run double by
brought in Danielle Fraser
Sophomore
pitcher with an RBI.
straight game, this time for the 5-0 advantage. A Shona Guevara
The Bald Eagles went Jocelyn Tutrani.
gave up
coming off the bat of sec- single by Megan LeVan only two hits
A double by Ashley
over seven six innings for the 10-2win

Barber scored the next runner, and a ground out off
the bat of Lynn Speizio
would also score a run.
Kelly Deitrick doubled to
drive in Barber, and would
then score after Heather
Johnson doubled to center.
Slippery Rock battled back
with two runs in the fourth
inning, but LHU added
three more over the next
two frames, including a
solo homer by Hughes, to
go ahead by eight and
invoke the runs-rule after
sjx innings.
Junior Molly Shuey
picks up the win from the
pitcher's circle, improving
to 5-4 on the season. Shuey
went four innings, scattering seven hits with two
strikeouts.
Four Haven players
registered multiple hits led
by a 3-for-4 outing by
Hughes which included a
home run and a double.
Spiezio, Heather Johnson
and Deitrick all posted two
hits in the game.
On Saturday, LHU
picked up two more wins
today at home against
Slippery Rock (11-24, 3-13
PSAC West), winning both
games by scores of 10-2

and 9-3.
The Haven's Shona
Guevara scattered six hits
and gave up two runs, only
one earned, to improve to
9-5 on the season with the
10-2 win in game one. The
Bald Eagle bats picked up
where they left off yesterday, swinging for 13 hits
including three off the bats
of both Speizio and
Tutrani. LHU scored three
in the first inning and
another three in the second
to jump ahead by the 6-0
margin.
Slippery Rock tacked
on two in the top of the
sixth frame, bringing the
score to 6-2 In the bottom
of the frame, the Bald
Eagles put the game to rest
with a four-run spurt. A
two-run double by Danielle
Fraser came first, followed
by an RBI double by Janet
Paterson. The final Haven
run was a ground out by
Spiezio which would plate
one runner to end the
game, 10-2, due to the
eight-run rule.

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Tracksters have strong meet at Bucknell Baseball wins two over Mansfield
Marissa Brunner
Sports Reporter

which finished in second
with 149 points.
In the 4x400-meter
Over the weekend, the relay, Tim Hite, Keith
Lock Haven track and Veldhuis, Mike Brito and
field teams competed Anesu Mushonga seized
victory with a winning
against Division I oppotime of 3:18.19.
nents at the Bucknell
Brito also finished in
'Five-Way', where the
first
place with a time of
team
men's
captured third
54.66
in the 400-meter
place, and the women finhurdles
event.
ished fourth.
Pollison took
Andy
The men's team accufirst
place in the pole
mulated 97 points, behind
vault,
with a height of
Rhode
the University of
14*8-3/4",
while Jim
Island which finished in
first place with 197 points, Dempsey recorded his
and Bucknell University best jump of the season in

the high jump.
Dempsey placed first
in the event, with a distance of 6'6-3/4", a mark
ranking him second on the
PSAC performance list.
The women's team
ended the meet in fourth
place with 61 points,
behind
Bucknell
University with 298.5
points, Robert Morris with
121 points and Duquesne
with 100 points.
Maggie Borden did her
personal best at this meet,
crossing the finish line
first in 25.79 in the 200-

meter relay. Borden also
competed in the 400-meter
relay, where she placed
third in 58.65.
Melissa Namey, Diane
Sujansky, Laura Phillips
and
Borden
worked
together to capture second
place in the 4x400-metcr
relay.
The
four runners
crossed the finish line in a

combined time of 4:01.65.
From April 20 to 24,
select members of the
men's and women's track

and field teams will compete at the Penn Relays.

Lacrosse goes 4-1 on the week, improve to 7-6
Warren Whitaker

Sports Reporter
A dominating performance by Diana Strizki proved
to be the difference as the
No. 9 lacrosse team posted a
convincing 18-5 victory over
the Warriors of East

Stroudsburg University. The
Bald Eagles improved to 64 in PSAC play and 7-6

overall.
The Haven raced out to
an early 2-0 lead thanks to

goals by Strizki and Lindsay
Rcntel. A Warrior goal by
Leah Quigley trimmed the
margin to 2-1. The Haven
countered with a four goal
burst to take a 6-2 lead. The
Bald Eagles would score
four more goals to the
Warriors two and took a 104 lead at intermission.
LHU picked up right
where they had left off in the
first half scoring six unanswered goals to take a commanding 16-4 lead with 12
minutes left in the contest.
The Warriors would score
one more time with nine
minutes remaining in the
game. Lock Haven would
add two more scores and
cruise to an 18-5 victory over
the visiting Warriors of East
Stroudsburg University.
Strizki tallied six goals
and two assists in the win.
Amy Richter added four
goals while sister Jenna
Richter tallied two goals and
four assists. Lindsay Rentel
and Mandy Alderfer scored
two goals each in the victory
while Shannon Houck and
Marissa Koslav scored once
for the Haven.
Christie
Goalkeeper

dropped the Haven to 5-6
overall. The Lady Knights
came out aggressively, scoring seven goals in the first
eleven minutes of the game.
Wood scored the first Haven
goal at the nine minute mark.
Strizki tacked on two more
goals and the Haven trailed
Gannon 7-3. Emily Wood
led a three-goal attack by
Gannon and the lead went
back to seven goals. Both
teams traded goals and the
Lady Knights held a commanding 11-4 lead at halftime.
The Haven dominated
second half scoring, holding
an 8-2 goal advantage over
the Lady Knights. Strizki
scored the first goal of the
second half and added two
more goals in the period.
Goals by Wood and A.
Richter cut the deficit to 119. Each team scored two
goals over a five-minute
span and the score was 13-11
with eight minutes remainSteven A. Beatty/The Eagle Eye ing. J. Richter moved the
Freshman Jenna Richter scored 15
Haven within one goal as she
put a score past the Lady
goals to help the Bald Eagles to a 4-1
Knight keeper at the 3:42
week.
mark.
Dunning posted three saves 20-8 victory. In addition to J.
The Bald Eagles could
Richter and Strizki, Alderfer
in the contest.
not find the goal the rest of
The Bald Eagles topped scored three goals and had the
game and Gannon held
conference foe Indiana two assists. Jean Kearney on
the 13-12 victory.
for
University of Pennslyvania and Sara Daley tallied two
Strizki led Lock Haven
20-8. J. Richter and Strizki goals apiece. Stephanie with five goals and an assist
had big outings for the Bald Wood, Katie Kenney, and while Richter tallied four
A.
Jessica Pease contributed goals. Wood and J. Richter
Eagles.
J. Richter tallied four one goal each. Dunning scored two and one goals,
goals and seven assists while pocketed seven saves in the respectively.
Strizki posted six goals in the win.
Goalkeeper Dunning had
LHU was unable to five saves
victory.
in the loss.
The Haven took an 11-4 spark a comeback in the seclead into halftime. They ond half as they dropped a
outscored Indiana University 13-12 decision to the No. 6
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Lindsey Martin/The Eagle Eye

Blake Barbini gave up seven hits in the loss to Slippery Rock.
Matt Fedyniak
Sports Reporter
In the past two weeks,
the Lock Haven baseball
team has gone 4-8 in its last
12 games, making their
overall record 15-24 and 214 in the PSAC West.
The Bald Eagles started
the 12 game stretch with a
sweep of Mansfield, winning
game one, 6-2, and game
two, 11-8.
In game one, Ricky
Cowher threw 6 and 2/3
innings ofrelief to pick up
the win. Cowher scattered
four hits, struck out four, and
walked only one in an outstanding performance and
improved his record to 3-1.
The Bald Eagles were
down early on, 2-0 until the
fifth inning when the bats

came alive. Outfielder,
Aaron Neideigh led off the
inning with a walk. Short
stop, Brett Kelley hit a dou-

2/3 innings gave him the
save to complete LHU's
sweep of Mansfield.
LHU DROPS BOTH TO

ble to make it second and
third with nobody out.
Cowher came up and helped
his own cause singling in
Neideigh and moving Kelley
to third. Second baseman
Kurt Elbin brought in two
runs on a bases loaded single
putting the Haven up for

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The next day, the Bald
Eagles found themselves on
the short end ofboth games
against Indiana University of
Pennsylvania, losing game
one, 6-4 in eight innings, and
game two, 9-7.
Heath Repard took the
loss in game one, dropping
his record to 1 -6. In Repard's
defense, he threw a complete
game, giving up only eight
hits, striking out nine, and
walking only one. His record
does him no justice as his
outings have been very
good.

good.
In game two, the Bald

Eagle bats were hot, scoring
seven runs in the first three
Bald
innings.
Eagle's
Neideigh hit a two-run
homer, and third baseman
Chad Mix hit a three-run
homer leading the offensive
assault.Ian Whinnery's 2 and
2/3 innings of work earned
him the win and Ken
Janiszewski's stellar 2 and

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