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Memories of

parties, dancing,
keg
drugs, drinking games and
loud music become distant
memories upon graduation, according to a new
University of Michigan
study.
Results of this year's
Monitoring the Future
study, conducted by the
for
Social
Institute
Research, showed that partying, drinking and drug
use declined among students when they reach 30
years old.
The study states that 52
percent of men and 48 percent of women at age 18
went out in the evening
three or more times a
week. But by the age of 31
or 32, only 15 percent of
men and 11 percent of
women still go out that

often.

The decrease in partying as well as drug and
alcohol consumption is
correlated with age and
adult responsibilities, such
as marriage and children.
While participants in the

study demonstrated sharp
decline in substance use
after marriage, parenthood
proved to have an even
greater effect.

The study also indithat high school students who frequently go
out in the evening are
more likely to abuse drugs.
This period also proved to
be an important time for
setting values during the
cates

college years.
ISR social psychologist Jerald Bachman said
he hopes the study's findings will be used to develop drug and alcohol prevention programs for
young adults. He said students should have some-

thing else do other than
just hang out.
"Implications for prevention may be to continue
the quest for youth to
spend their time tutoring
younger children, being
caregivers for the disabled,
and volunteers in the community," Bachman said.

Dreamcoat," which was
originally slated for the

requirements,
possible
budgetary issues and talent
spring production. Due to issues."
Similar to the musical
a faculty resignation before
The first musical to the spring semester, Prien accompaniments
in
come through the theater was appointed director "Joseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat,"
department in four years, with little time for preparathis spring's main stage tion and selected and audi"Godspell"
composer
production
approaches tioned the show within one Stephen Schwartz wanted
to experiment with differreligion with a decidedly week.
childlike spirit.
"When someone is ent forms of music.
'"We Beseech Thee'
"Godspell," an old given an unexpected projword for gospel, is a musiect that is very complex it has very much a ho-down
cal based on the Gospel is wise to go with somekind of feel. 'Turn Back
according to St. Matthew thing that you have at least Oh Man' is a Mae West
and consists of a series of some familiarity with," vamp song. 'Oh Bless the
skits, narrations, songs and said Prien, who has a bachLord' is more gospel-like
dances about the life and elor of Fine Arts in acting, and there are several balteachings of Christ.
a master's in Theater lads," said Prien. "So the
Although it may sound History, Literature and musical numbers are quite
like a reproduction of Criticism, and a doctorate diverse and they allow for
"Jesus Christ Super Star," in Speech and Theater. "I a lot of fun, choreographed
according to its director, directed a production of movements and staging."
Prien,
Helen
Dr.
'Godspell' about 10 years
more
"Godspell" is
compaago, so I knew the show. I
See Musical
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production
its
Amazing
Technicolor

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Rehearsals have already begun for the cast of "Godspell,"
scheduled to premiere in mid-April.

Wellness Center and RHA SCC, Inc.
grant to be
to sponsor blood drive
awarded

Kanchan Mahara
The Eagle Eye

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In coordination with
LHU Residence Halls and
Wellness Center,
the
Red
Cross
County
Clinton
is organizing a much needed blood drive to Clinton
County on Monday. The
blood donation program
will held in PUB Room #2
from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
According to Windy
Walsh, Red Cross Board
and LHU
Member
Resident Director, Clinton
County's blood drive and
stores were cut back to

Pftoto courtesy of the Red Cross
make room and time for

the casualties of 9/11 terrorist attack.
"But now," said Walsh,
"we are called on to help
replenish the supply as the
blood demand is at its

peak."
The Clinton County
Red Cross is hoping to collect 100 pints of blood
from this blood drive. The
donor has to be above 18
years old and weigh at least

105 pounds. Other eligibility for blood donation can
be
obtain
from the
Northeast Pennsylvania
Blood Center of the Red
Cross official website.

Wood Company honors Bentley employees

to

Scott Evans
The Dining Services
are launching a program

called the "Strive for
Excellence Outstanding
Award Program," aimed to
recognize
outstanding
Bentley Hall employees for
their service.

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The award will be giving to the outstanding
union or catering employee
at Bentley Dining Hall.
Students, as well as
Bentley managers and
supervisors will be able to
nominate an employee
through a nomination form
that can be found in both
the up and downstairs portions
of
Bentley.
Ultimately, the general
manager of Bentley makes
a selection based on the

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nominees.
Bentley officials are
asking for all those who
nominate someone to leave
detailed information on the
form as to why the particular employee you chose
deserves the award.
The awards will be
given out in quarterly portions of the school year.
The winner receives a $50
gift certificate from WalMart, a reserved parking
spot behind Bentley given
up by a manager, a personal plaque recognizing the

achievement, and recogni-

tion of achievement either
by name or photograph to
inside
displayed
be
Bentley.
"Our goal is to provide
the best services possible
for our customers," said
Bentley Assistant Director
Noreen Simpson.
"If
employees have motivation, customer service will
improve."
The program officially
began on January 28 ofthis
year and Simpson said that
have
nominees
they
already. The first award
will be given near the end
of March and will be presented to the winner by
Bentley General Manager
Nick Zolak, and Vice
President
of Student
Affairs Dr. Linda Koch.
Simpson said that students who work at Bentley
are not eligible for the
award, but she did say that
a similar award for studentemployees is in the works.

LOCK HAVEN
The
Student
Cooperative
Council, Inc, (SCC),
recently endowed a scholarship in support of the
University's capital campaign, Touching Tomorrow
Today. The scholarship
will reward a senator or an
unpaid executive officer
for outstanding performance within the SCC, Inc.
"We are grateful for the
generous support of the

capital i
campaign
from the
SCC, Inc.

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Inc.," said Tiffany Smith,

president.
Touching Tomorrow
Today, is a five-year capital campaign to raise more
than $10 inillio i in support
of University programs
and activities. The eaministered
paign is
through the
"We are i
SCC, Inc. ha

TOUCHING

and
we
are proud

example
they are

setting for
other stud e n t

organizat i o n s, "
said

Dr.

TODAY
A Campaign fob
Loot Haven University

Willis,
Dean
University president.
The SCC, Inc. is the
student governing body of
the University. As the governmental body of the students, the SCC, Inc. plays
an integral role in the
administration
of the

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University.
The SCC, Inc. works

with the students, faculty
and administration on policies
that affect
the
University. All students
are members of the SCC,
Inc. and all have a role in
the election of officers and
representatives on the
Student Senate.
"The SCC. Inc. is
happy to support both the
capita! campaign and a student who has worked hard
on behalf of the SCC,

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chosen to

contribute to the capitalI campaign.
This

scholarship is an
excellent
to
way
reward the
efforts of a

hard
working
SCC, Inc.

student
officer or
senator,"

said Erik
of
dii ctor
Development.
The Foundation just
completed a record-break-

Evans,

ing year, raising more than
in private

$2.5 million

gifts.
More than 76 percent
of the faculty and 65 percent of all the employees at
the University contributed,

more
than
In addition, a
record 23 percent of alumni contributed to the
fundraising efforts.
Currently in the third
year of the campaign, to
date more than $6.5 million has been raised
through the generous support of alumni, faculty,
staff, corporations and
friends of the University.
raising

$500,000.

February 8, 2002

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Students chosen for ROTC students welcome
instructor
Military
new
Int'l competition
-LOCK HAVEN - A team of
three students representing a
local chapter of the Association
of Computing Machinery
(ACM) from the Computer
Science,
Management and
Accounting Department are participating in the Institute of
Electrical and Electronics
Engineers worldwide competition.
Jeremy Baker from Lock
Haven, Pa., Aaron Campbell,
from York, Pa., and Matthew
Bouch from Carlisle, Pa., are
competing for a first place prize
of $ 15,000 and a financial donation to the University.
The competition consists of
teams
chosen from universi85
ties worldwide. Students from
each of the universities chosen
try to produce a working solution to a real world problem

using Bluetooth wireless technology. In early May, the students will submit a report
detailing their projects to the
panel of judges.
The judges will then narrow
down the 85 projects to the top
ten finalists. These ten finalists
will meet in June for the World
Finals in Washington, DC.
Bluetooth is a new technology

that has the potential to revolutionize personal computing by
links
cordless
permitting
between systems.
Photo courtesy of PR office
The technology also will
make wearable computing posThree LHU students
sible by allowing computers that
soluare integrated in the fabric of will try to find the
clothing to communicate to tion to a real life problem.
external systems such as a base
Computer Science program at
station connected to the Internet.
University, please contact
For additional information the
Wooley 893-2237.
concerning the ACM or the Bruce

our program here at Lock
Haven.

LOCK HAVEN LHU Army
Reserve Officer's Training Corp
Some of his previous assign(ROTC) would like to welcome ments include 75 in Ranger
Master Sergeant (MSG) Steve Regiment at Fort Benning,
Reider to Lock Haven.
Georgia, 22nd Infantry in
MSG Reider's role here will Schofield Barracks, Hawaii, and
be the Senior Military Instructor
Fort Jackson, South Carolina as
for Lock Haven, as well as the
a Drill Instructor at Drill
instructor for the freshmen level
Sergeants School.
of ROTC and he will additionalAdditionally he was the
ly serve as the Ranger club adviand
Operations
Training
sor.
NCOIC at Drill Sergeant
No stranger to ROTC, MSG
School.
Reider comes to us from Penn
MSG Reider is married to
State University (University
Christine Tuscano-Reider and
Park campus), where for three
has two daughters, Alexa and
years he was the Junior level
Sophia. A Pennsylvania native,
instructor preparing cadets for
MSG Reider hails from New
Advance Camp.
Castle, PA.
MSG Reider entered the
"I am both happy and proud
Army in 1984. His military
have
to
the opportunity to serve
education includes Airborne
at Lock Haven," said Reider.
School, Ranger school, Air
We look forward to the
Assault school, Jumpmaster
excellent leadership and expertschool, and Drill Sergeants
ise that MSG Reider brings to

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Students gain diplomas "Godspell" comes to Sloan Theatre in April
childlike
added secondary ensemble of piety without
a
literal
for Christian
metaphor
members
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and lose bad habits
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their book, "Decline of
Substance Use in Young
Adulthood: Changes in Social
Activities, Roles, and Beliefs."
The challenge is sorting
through a number of explanatory pathways for substance
abuse, Bachman said.
"Part of it is simply the
teaching. Most religions discourage substance abuse and
encourage other religious activities," Bachman said.
"I hope that our results help
to inform a broad range of people in society — including parents and policy makers — about
what American young people
in

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Tom Hedrick, vice chairman
and co-founder of Partnership
for a Drug-Free America, said
the results from the study are

invaluable.
"I can say without equivocation that Monitoring the Future
is the most important benchmark in terms of what trends are
happening in substance abuse
and why they are occurring,"
Hedrick said. "(It) gives us a
benchmark and a report card on
how we are doing in the substance abuse field."
Since the Monitoring the are like and how they are changFuture study began in 1975, it ing," said University social scihas provided 25 years of data on entist Lloyd Johnson in a writmore than 38,000 students in ten statement. Johnson also is a
public and private secondary co-author of Bachman's book.
our
schools throughout the United "I particularly hope that
educators,
profesresults assist
States.
sionals, and legislators to develand
his
co-authors
Bachman
analyzed and published the data op more effective programs and
policies," he added.

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perhaps, rendering Christ more
accessible.
"A lot of the reverence that
surrounds Jesus Christ and relijgion is necessary and it's a good
thing," said Prien. "but at th>
same time, to say that God does>n't have a sense of humor miss;es 50 percent of the equation, j
"Whenever you're dealing
with something as essentially
personal as religious belief,
there will inevitably be concern
that the production is making
light of, making mockery of or
is not reverential of the subject
matter," said Prien. "I believe in
the joyful text in the Bible. I
believe that Christ did laugh.
The focus here+is on the joy of
CUrast, the mecry Christian, and
hope for the future, so it's very
gentle in its comedy. It's nek
harsh or degrading. It's comedy
in its most human sense."
"Godspell" will open Apru"
at
11 8 p.m. in the Sloan Theater
with performances following on
April 12, 13, 18, 19 and 20.

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was cited for minor drinking.
Daniel H Matriccino of
599 North Wyoming St. Hazelton, PA
was cited for disorderly conduct.

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Lock Haven's former mayor, William
Eisemann declared this day "Support the
Hostages day" honoring the 50 Americans helc
hostage during the American Embassy raid in
Iran.
Feb. 9,1990
Former wrestling coach Neil Turner
resigns on this day surrounded by
possible NCAA violations.

David Kubarek
Eagle Eye News Editor
The Eighth Annual Spring
Student Symposium, sponsored
by Phi Kappa Phi, the College
of the Arts and Science and the
College of Education and
Human Services will be held
Friday, April 12. Students can
submit any academic work
accomplished this semester for
the chance to win $100.
Entries must be turned into
the students Major Department
by Wednesday, March 13.
Students can submit papers of
any length, however, the
Symposium will require ten-

minute presentations and a
brief question and answer fol-

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low-up.
Presentations can be based
on internships, reports, independent or group works, critical
papers or any other form of
academically creative work.
Proposed presentations for
the Symposium will be selected
by the Spring Symposium
Committee, which is composed
of University Professors.
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Students selected will then ;
compete in the symposium. j£
If you have any questions;!
or wish to volunteer as a judge
you can contact Sue Boland at
893-2239.

This is a mandatory meeting for all club
represenatives! The meeting will be held on
February 21st at 7:30 p.m. in Meeting
Room 2.

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Budgets will be due on March 15th by 4 p.m. in
the treasurer's office.

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February 8, 2002

Governer proposes budget for state system
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The
HARRISBURG
Pennsylvania State System of
Higher Education would receive
nearly $457.7 million from the
state next year under the budget
proposal unveiled today by Gov.
Mark Schweiker.
The governor's spending
plan would provide for a base
appropriation to the State
System of about $439.2 million,
a decrease of three percent over
the current funding level and
significantly less than the total
beingsought by the Board of
Governors to operate the 14
state-owned universities.
"While we understand the
condition of Pennsylvania's
economy and the difficult choices the governor has had to make
in developing this budget proposal, we will continue to pursue the additional funding we
believe is necessary in order for
our universities to be able to
.offer the high-quality, affordable
education our students have
come to expect and deserve,"
said Board of Governors
Chairman Charles A. Gomulka.
The Board of Governors in
October approved a 2002-03
base appropriations request of
$477.7 million. The request represents an increase of $24.9 million, or 5.5 percent, over the

year's appropriation.
The System's overall proposed educational and general
budget for the 2002-03 school
year totals $1.06 billion a 4.4
percent increase over the current
year's operating budget.
The state appropriation covers slightly less than half of the
funds needed to operate the 14
state-owned
universities.
Student tuition and fees provide
most of the rest. The current
undergraduate resident tuition
rate of $4,016 is the lowest
charged among all four-year
colleges and universities in
current

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Pennsylvania.

"Our universities provide
access and quality educational
to
many
experiences

Pennsylvanians who otherwise
might not be able to afford to
attend college," said Chancellor
Judy G. Hample. "We are committed to continuing to meet that
mission for the benefit of our
students
and
the
In addition to the base
appropriation, Schweiker's proposed budget would provide
nearly $16.8 million to the State
System for special projects and
slightly more than $1.5 million
for programs designed to help
recruit and retain minority and

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other under-represented students and to help them succeed
in college. A total of $215,000
also is proposed for the
McKeever
Environmental
Learning Center, which is operated on behalf of the
Commonwealth by Slippery
University
Rock
of
Pennsylvania.
The center provides environmental education programs to
Pennsylvanians of all ages.
The State System could
receive additional funding from
several other sources in the
2002-03 state budget. The governor's spending blueprint
includes $5.5 million in technology grants for all of higher education and $6 million for equipment purchases.
There also is funding in the
proposed budget that would
help State System universities
defray the costs of installing
automatic sprinklers in their residence halls.
The state funds would help
subsidize a portion of the interest schools will have to pay on
money they borrow to pay for
the projects.
Automatic sprinklers and
smoke detectors are being
installed in all on-campus dormitories and other residential

The work began last year
and is expected to be completed
by 2005 at a total estimated cost
of about $40 million.
The governor's budget was
presented today to a joint session of the General Assembly. It
initially will be reviewed by the
House and Senate

Appropriations Committees,

which will hold a series of hearings with various state agencies
beginning later this month. A
final budget must be approved
by the full Legislature by June
30.
In addition to the general
appropriation request, the Board
of Governors also is asking for
special funding for several key
projects.
The Board is seeking $15
million for the continued development of a shared administrative computer system that would
provide both improved service
to the campuses as well as longterm cost savings; $9.5 million
for performance funding; $5.5
million to help enhance science
and advanced technology programs and to help ensure student
success; $1.8 million for social
equity initiatives; and $500,000
McKeever
the
for
Environmental Learning Center.

Countdown to the Praxis Tests
Plan, Prepare, Practice
workshop will be held on Wednesday
February 13th to help students learn
strategies for the Praxis Test. The class
will start at 6 p.m. and will run to
7:30 p.m. in Price Auditorium.

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Alumni to speak on
governmental programs
The Biology Department is

hosting presentations by four
alumni who will be returning to
LHU to talk with current students about where their degrees
have taken them since graduaOur first presentation will be
this Friday, February 8, from 1
to 2PM in room 201 of Ulmer

A 1992 graduate and
pollution biologist in the Bureau
of Water Supply Management,
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the environment.
Also, there will be a brief
discussion on how interested
individuals can find job openings within the state government

and obtain the proper application materials.
This seminar is sponsored
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to the public.
If you have any questions,
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Byalyk, associate professor of
English at Chernivtsi National
University in the Ukraine will
speak on February 14 at 7 p.m.
in the Hall of Flags as part ofthe
Fifth Annual International
Visiting Lecturer Series.
The lecture will focus on the
challenges to effective communication and stability in the
modern Ukrainian family.
Dr. Byalyk received his
Ph.D. from Kyiv National
University in 1986 and has been
affiliated with Chernivtsi

University's
Department of English as an
associate professor since 1988.
! His work on the theory and
practice of translation is widely

published. He has served as a
visiting professor, in both
England and Canada.
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also been vice-director of the
Museum of the Ukrainian
Diaspora located in Chernivtsi,
a center dedicated to the recompilation of
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February 13 at 7:30 p.m.
Cash prizes will be awarded
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9:15 p.m. to 11:15 p.m. on
Thursday nights at the
Clinton Lanes. Admission

Tickets will cost $5.00
for single, and $8 a couple.

Members of the RHA are
working hard to make this
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missed.
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OP/ED
Volunteers have plenty of oppurtunities already
Knight Ridder
The country needs a federal
program to promote something
as uniquely American as volunShoot, this nation dang near
invented the idea of service to
others. Long before French aristocrat Alexis de Tocqueville
moseyed across the parts of the
country that could be navigated
or traversed back in 1831 to see
what a great republic looked
like, Americans exhibited a cultural fondness for bonding

together in voluntary groups to
work on mutual problems.
It was, after all, a volunteer
army that kicked the behinds of
the redcoats to win the country's

independence from Britain.
Tocqueville observed an
unprecedented number of people
getting together for common

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without coercion, began a modern-day version of
an old-fashioned barnstorming
without government interference. The 26-year-old author tour to promote the initiative.
remarked in perhaps the best
An eight-person White
House office will oversee the
book ever written about democracy, "Democracy in America", national service and volunteer
effort. Price: $560 million.
that such alliances not only fosThe Citizen Corps - an effort
tered self-reliance but also
to teach folks how to spot suspistrengthened the skills of association that a vital citizenry cious or threatening activities,
work with local police departrequires.
Fast-forward to 2002, and ments and volunteer for neighwe find a small-government borhood watches carries a price
tag of $230 million. Expanding
president calling for the expansion of the bureaucracy to do AmeriCorps and the Senior
something that Americans have Corps would cost $280 million
done for generations as "habits next year. Doubling the number
of the hearts," as Tocqueville of Peace Corps volunteers
would cost $200 million over
called volunteerism.
President Bush introduced five years.
Hold the phone. Bush pushCongress and the nation to his
Peace
Corps?
USA ing
the
named
patriotically
Freedom Corps concept during AmeriCorps ? My friends, alterhis first State of the Union nate universes have collided. A
Republican president co-opts
speech Tuesday. Details followed the next day, when Bush and expands social service propurposes

J.R. Labbe

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grams
that started with
Democratic presidents John F.
Kennedy's Peace Corps and Bill
Clinton's AmeriCorps - all to
rousing applause from both
sides of the aisle?
Isn't it amazing what the
party faithful will back when
you slap a flag-waving name on
something? Of course, it doesn't
hurt to have a public approval
rating that tops 80 percent.
It was distinctively presidential for Bush to outline the realities and the needs of a nation at
war. To call for a new "culture of
responsibility" was noble and,
frankly, past due.
But does America need more
departments, White House
offices and federal oversight?
Bush could have made an equally strong statement about doing
something to help somebody
else by directing Americans to
seek out volunteer opportunities

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that already exist in their own
communities.
Want a short-term assignment that won't require a longterm time commitment? Then
help set up, assist with a silent
auction and clean up after a ball
dedicated to raising money for a
local lung association.
Enjoy working with youngsters? Spend two hours a week
working with and mentoring
seventh-, eighth- and ninthgraders.
Have a background in budgeting? Assist individuals who
have difficulty handling household finances by serving as a
money management bill-payer.
Want to help pass on that
truly American spirit of volunteerism to some of the nation's
newest residents? Sign up to
teach English as a second language to refugees from Baltic
nations.

These are justa smattering of
the opportunities available, right
now, through numerous volunteer centers.
Nationwide, schools, hospitals, libraries, police departments, food pantries, homeless
shelters, nonprofit agencies, arts
the list
and cultural groups
goes on can all use extra sets of
hands.
Tocqueville said: "I have
seen Americans make great and
real sacrifices to the public welfare; and I have noticed a hundred instances in which they
hardly ever failed to lend faithful
support to one another."
The great and real sacrifice
needed today is one that every
American can make: donating
some time to help out others.
That's more American than
any federal program even one
named USA Freedom.

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Rebellion of the guinea pigs, the fat guinea pigs
Frances Moore Lappe
and Anna Lappe
Knight-Ridder
The recent surgeon general's
report on obesity has stirred
important debate, but much of it,
and the report itself, skirts the
heart of the matter. An epidemic is sweeping the country, the
report says, killing 300,000 people a year almost as many as

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die from smoking. That's nearly
10 times the death toll of gunrelated violence. But in defining
the epidemic as obesity, we're
misled: Obesity is a result, not a
cause. The main problem is the

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who profits from it a door our
surgeon general seems hesitant

food we're eating.
It's primarily the food that's
making us the world's fattest
nation. This diet is the greatest
nutrition experiment ever conducted, and we, the guinea pigs,
are faring badly. Overall, six in
10 adults are now overweight or
obese.
If the problem was indeed
obesity, then we would treat
obesity-related diseases and
encourage exercise as well as
moderate eating. But if the
problem is the food, well, we'd
have to open wide a door - also
asking who makes it and why,
who promotes it and how, and

to crack.

"Individuals lie at the foundation of the solution (to obesity)," says the report. But four
decades ago we didn't callously
ignore the plight of those addicted to cigarettes. We educated
the public about tobacco's risks,
barred certain advertising and
availability, and focused on the
deadly product. Likewise, in the
face of our obesity crisis we
should focus on the food.
Some bristle, arguing that

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food that's bad for them. But

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and dairy industry.
And now some educators
and parents have realized fast

food in schools is almost as dangerous as cigarettes. At least 20
states have introduced bills to

Guinea pigs of the world
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satiation" mechanism for sugar
and fat - meaning we can eat a
lot at one time because this trait
served us well as hunter-gatherers. Now it's our Achilles' heel,
and food companies have us by
that heel.
But we guinea pigs are
beginning to rebel. Washingtonbased Physicians Committee for
Responsible Medicine recently
won a suit against the USDA for
stacking its panel evaluating the
nation's food guidelines with
representatives from the meat

limit low-nutrition foods in
schools. Recently Oakland public schools banned all junk food
vending machines.
Beyond schools, we all can
participate in community-supported agriculture connecting
farms with urban consumers.
We can enjoy farmers' markets
and food coops. We can demand
public policies making whole
foods more readily available and
insist that public institutions
resist corporate influence. We
can require fast food outlets to
display nutrition information.
We can even tax unhealthy
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species choosing to eat
what's literally killing it would
certainly be an evolutionary
Yes, the average
first!)
American supermarket carries
30,000 items, but arguably
20,000 of them can, over time,
make us sick.
Since food companies are the
biggest advertisers, we're also
inundated daily with images luring us toward what's bad for us.
A recent McDonald's commercial on French television claims
McDo (as it's called) provides
all the basic food groups neglecting to mention that just
one typical McDo meal piles on
1,800 calories and maxes out
your recommended daily fat
intake.
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Asteroid nearly destroys Earth, see page 64a
likely your planet ofresidence.
What do I mean by "barely"?
I mean that this asteroid, traveling at 68,000 miles per hour,
came within 400,000 miles. In
astronomical terms, that is nothing. To get an idea how close
this thing came, imagine that
your head is the Earth. Now hold
your right hand, representing the
sun, at arm's length. Now take
your left forefinger, representing
the asteroid, and move it toward
the Earth at 68,000 miles per
hour until your pinkie is up to
the knuckle in your left nostril.

Dave Barry
Knight Ridder
You can skip this column.
I'm sure you have more important things to do. You don't need
to waste your valuable time
'reading about how MILLIONS
'OT PEOPLE, POSSIBLY
INCLUDING YOU, RECENTLY WERE ALMOST KILLED
B*Y A GIANT SPACE ROCK
kND THERE ARE MORE
•COMING AND NOBODY IS
' bOING ANYTHING ABOUT

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Now try to type a sentence.
THAT is what I mean by "bare-

Excuse me for going into
CAPS LOCK mode, but I am a

; little

upset here. In case you didabout it, which you
probably didn't: On Jan. 7, an
asteroid 1,000 feet across nearfy three times the current diamebarely
ler of Marlon Brando
missed the Earth, which is most

What if this asteroid had hit
the Earth? According to British
asteroid expert Benny Peiser, as
quoted in the National Post of
Canada, "Such an object could
literally wipe out a mediumsized country." So if you live in

"h't hear

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going to save us. Humanity must

you're wondering: What is the far edges of the universe with
telescope,
Hubble
the
astronomy community doing
believe
now
that
astronomers
about this?
ago,
roughly 14 billion years
Good question. As it hapthe
American stars formed more quickly than
pens,
Astronomical Society was hold- was previously thought!
JAN. 10
Astronomers
ing a conference in Washington
AT THE VERY SAME TIME as "peering deep into the heart of
the Milky Way" have discovered
the asteroid nearly hit the Earth
I know this because The New more than 1,000 sources of
York Times covered the heck out "powerful X-rays," far more
of the conference. Here's the than were previously known!
So there you have it: While
scary part: The Times did not
print ONE WORD about the the Giant Space Rock of Death
asteroid. Instead, as this thing was coming THIS CLOSE to
whizzed past, The Times printed turning our planet into a cosmic
the
game,
Whack-a-Mole
the following exciting astronowas
astronomy community
my news:
JAN. 8 - Astronomers have squinting at the far edges of the
discovered that certain gamma universe. This is like two police
rays, which they USED to think officers standing in the park, and
came from billions oflight-years a screaming woman runs past,
away, in fact came from only a chased by muggers, and one
few hundred million light-years officer says to the other: "Look
over there! An albino squirrel!"
away!
No, the astronomers aren't
JAN. 9 - Having studied the

a LARGE country, you have
nothing to worry about!
No, really, if this thing had
hit anywhere on Earth, it would

have been seriously tragic. And
don't think you're safe just
because this one missed. There
are plenty more asteroids and
asterettes (which are your
female asteroids) whizzing
through space, and eventually
one will hit us. Some already
have. Astronomers believe that
65 million years ago, a large
asteroid struck Earth and wiped
out the dinosaurs; in 1985, a
smaller one obliterated the
career of Henry "The Fonz"
Winkler. It is only a matter of
time before disaster strikes

take matters into its own hands.
Step One, of course, is for everybody to lay in at LEAST a twoweek supply of margarita ingredients. Step Two is to mount a
massive international project,
on
based
the"
movie
"Armageddon," to watch for an
incoming asteroid, and then send
up a rocket, commanded by
Bruce Willis, to blow it up with
a hydrogen bomb. Except of
course we can't really use Bruce,
because he'd want $20 million,
plus a percentage of the asteroid.
So we need someone else someone with courage, skill and
a proven ability to perform in the
face of grave danger. There is
one name comes immediately to
my mind, as I'm sure it does to
yours. Geraldo, your planet
needs you.

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I'm sure this information
raises some troubling questions
in your mind, the main one
being: There's a British asteroid
expert named "Benny?" But also

Ski while you can, Salt Lake! Global warming could move the Olympics to Nome
City Organizing Committee has
pledged that these Winter
Games will add no net output of
greenhouse gases, which contribute to global warming. The
pledge is a signal to a worldwide
audience that we in U. S. take
seriously the risks posed by the
warming trend in the earth's climate. World Resources Institute
has made a similar pledge to
achieve zero net emissions of
carbon dioxide by 2005, and so
have universities, corporations,
and municipalities across the

Jonathan Lash
Knight-Ridder
Abundant snow, bright .sun,
crystal air. but, for a skier, the
best of these is snow. I learned to
ski 45 years ago, when everyone
look snow in the winter mountains for granted. In those days
•"we never imagined brown and
barren Februarys in the Grand
■ Tetons or the Rockies or the
Green Mountains.

Unfortunately, Washington
continues to make the opposite
case. The U.S. government
remains unwilling to cooperate
with the rest of the world on the
Kyoto Protocol, an international
treaty with a long-term plan for
bringing global warming under
control. While most other governments are negotiating to

will shape our future.
The U.S. Global Change
Research Program's comprehen-

country.

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spirit of the Games. At the inauguration of the modern Games,
founder Baron Pierre de
Coubertin called on the participants to be exemplars of international goodwill and citizenship.
Ever since, Olympians have
strived to prove that the nations
of the world can cooperate even

without the same water.
or
Phoenix
Consider
draAlbuquerque with perpetual
conian rationing.
While the U.S. government
dithers over the Kyoto Protocol,
the Salt Lake Organizing
Committee and many other
pledging organizations are trying to show that we all need to
take more responsibility for our
impact on the climate. To reduce
emissions from fossil fuels, they
are all experimenting with a
variety of approaches, from providing more public transport to
snowlines.
using alternative energy sources.
Just as winter recreation is To balance the emissions they
vulnerable, so too are the other can't avoid, they have solicited
principal economies of the West. and gained C02 credits that
The snowpack is the main companies such as DuPont have
source for the rivers that bring achieved by improving their
water to a full range of liveliown energy efficiency. Indeed,
hoods, from farming to highwith these C0 2 reductions offtech chip processing. Nor can sets, the Olympics has been certhe thriving desert cities exist tified by the Climate Neutral

sive study of climate change
impacts on the United States
projects that the air we breathe is
likely lo become hotter by an
average of 5 to 9 degrees
Farenheit during the 21st century, unless mitigating actions are
taken. The excess heat will
cause a multitude of problems
and weather abnormalities, not
the least of which will be a significant shrinking ofthe Western
snowpack. The study reports
that ski areas at low elevations
will be at risk from a shortening
of the snow season and rising

as they compete.
It is now time for the
Olympic spirit to rub off on the
U. S. government.
The world is waiting for our
government to live up to standards of international citizenship. The winners will be all of
us who want to live on a planet
where temperatures are normal
and mountainsides are cold with
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No one who knows that the
U. S. is the largest source of carbon emissions can seriously
argue that we don't need to be
part of the solution. And while
we may still have much to learn
about the world's climate, no
one who follows the reputable
science can doubt the validity of
projections about warmer temperatures. Hundreds of scientists
associated with the InterGovernmental Panel on Climate
the National
Change or
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Research
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Winter Olympics might be the
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Super Bowl ads were an uneven bunch
Another Budweiser ad that
will probably keep some
tongues wagging is the spot that
features Cedric the Entertainer, a
popular comedian who has been
featured in some of the company's other beer commercials. In
this spot, Cedric is in a bar next
to a man who asks him for some
help wooing the lady sitting on
the barstool next to him. Cedric
starts feeding the man lines. "My
name is Paul. You've got beautiful eyes. I'd love to take you out
sometime." So far, so good. But
when the bartender hands Cedric
a beer, he momentarily forgets
about his friend and innocently

By Andrew Rodgers

Zap2it.com

LOS ANGELES - Even
though the New England
Patriots pulled off a last-second
win over the St. Louis Rams in
this year's Super Bowl, the real
winner of the day was clearly the
dancing guinea pig. Or maybe it
was the rambunctious bird. Well,
it could have been the kneeling
horses, too. It's hard to say.
Each year, millions of people
across the country who tune in to
the big game actually tune out
until the action stops and the
commercials typically some of
asks "So how much?" Of course
the most elaborate and inventive
the friend repeats this as well,
of the year - start rolling.
which prompts the woman to let
THE WINNER
down her demure manner and
This year, the company that
to pound poor Paul into
proceed
had the best spots overall was
the pavement. Making fun of
Budweiser the beer people
guys who don't underwhich actually succeeded in cre- hapless
stand
women is always a good
ating nine ads people will
way to sell beer.
remember after the last Rams
Running a close second
fan stops complaining about all
place is the ad for Anheuser
the interceptions.
Busch that featured the kneeling

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with white hoofs that are typically shown pulling the carriage in
commercials. This ad features
overhead shots of the horses
pulling the carriage across a
bridge and into New York City,
where they end up stopping on a
snowy field to view the city's
new skyline. A moment later,
each horse bows its head and
kneels its front hoof to signify its
own moment of silence. Other
companies created commercials
that presented tributes and
memorials to the heroes of the
tragic events of Sept. II, but
Budweiser's spot was the most
poignant. Still, if the horses are
capable of feeling this huge
depth of emotion, it does raise
the question of whether we
should be tying them to a beer
wagon in the first place.
Probably not what Anheuser
was going for.
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Another fun ad was the
Lipton Brisk Iced lea spot fea-

Bowl before this year's game.
They offered up two spots that
were completely ludicrous. Both
featured a man who was testmarketing sandwiches (strike
one) and wanted to see whether
people preferred a hot Quiznos
sandwich or a cold-cut sandwich
from one of their competitors.
During the first spot, a woman
picks the hot sandwich and the
test marketer shoots her in the
neck with a poison dart. (Strike
two) Supposedly he was trying
to keep the Quiznos sub to himself. In the second spot, the same
test marketer has set up a miniature guillotine next to the coldcut sandwich and asks a guy
which one he prefers. The guy
pulls out a plastic mannequin
arm and reaches for the sandwich, the blade falls and the
hand gets chopped. Ooooooh.
(Strike three) Perhaps the marketing folks at Quiznos should
think again next year. These
spots clearly didn't work.

decades. Look at Britney in a
1960s beach-themed commercial, with her hair all done-up in

turing a miniature puppet of
Danny DeVito getting fired
because the new variety of iced
tea apparently doesn't need a
gimmick and can sell itself. This
all prompts the puppet community to get "up in arms" and
protest the change in advertising. DeVito and the rest of his
puppet cohorts begin an all out
assault on the humans - including "Today" weatherman Al
Roker. That's kind of funny, but
not particularly ingenious - just

a bun. Or look at her innocently
bop her way through a blackand-white 1950s segment. (The
best part of these commercials
was the 1980s segment, which
featured Britney in a nod to
Robert Palmer's music video for
"Simply Irresistible.") All in all,
this was WAY too much Britney.
Another spot that flopped
was the Yahoo ad, which featured a talking dolphin and a

weird.

NOT EVEN CLOSE
slightly confused Caribbean
As great as it is to point out tourist. In the spot, the dolphin
the Super Bowl commercials said he learned how to talk
that capture lightning in a bottle, through Yahoo and the tourist
it's also fun to take notice of the admitted that he had found the
spots that completely failed to secluded beach through the
connect. This year, a couple of Internet portal site as well. Urn
the higher-profile commercials
OK. Thanks. Not sure what
that's supposed to mean.
just didn't quite work.
The most notable of this
SORE LOSER
year's failures were the Pepsi
It may not be fair to pick on
commercials that featured the first-timer ... but whoever
Britney Spears dancing and said life was fair? The sandwich
singing in authentic-looking shop chain Quiznos had never
vignettes from the last five advertised during the Super

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Repertory Theater brings comedy act to LHU
Kristy Hepak
The Eagle Eye

daughter of Roy and Norma
Hubley, and how she was to
afraid to come out of the bathroom in room 719, on the day of
her wedding.
All three acts provided different themes, and different
Hollywood producer tries to ways to get the audience memgain the love of an old flame, bers laughing out of their seats.
The Repertory Theater of
Muriel Tate.
Another ten-minute interAmerica is one of the oldest
mission took place after the secnational touring companies in
ond act, where the audience the United States. Since 1967,
members could enjoy dessert, they have been crossing the
including various flavors of country performing comedies,
creme puffs. HAC also decided murder mysteries and occasional
to give away a couple of prizes
musicals. One of the group's
to a few lucky audience memmain goals is to have as many
bers who could answer some people possible experience the
fun in live theater. That goal
questions about the club.
The last act, which took was reached, as a maximum of
place in the present day, was seventy people showed up for
about Mimsley Hubley, the this event.
selves to dinner food including

The Repertory Theater of
America visited LHU on
Tuesday providing not only a
night of laughs, but some fine
dining as well. Presented by the
Haven Activities Council, the
comedy dinner theater provided
three different acts from three
generations, taking place in the
Plaza Hotel in room 719. The
first act, taking place in the
1950s, involved a busy husband,
too wrapped up in his work to
find time for his wife. The setting was in room 719, for their
24 tn wedding anniversary.
After the first act there was a
ten-minute intermission where
the audience could help them-

chicken, ham, mashed potatoes,
and corn. The second act also
occurred in room 719, which
took place over twenty years
later in 1976, when Jesse
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A 34-year-old woman who counsels the
convicts in Pennsylvania's prisons was giving one of them; a lot more than advice. She
engaged in some steamy lovin' with a convtcted killer, six years her junior, which
resulted in a child. Such activity with a prisoner is illegal, and she has been convicted.
By way of" explanation, her attorney said,
*The inmate is a very compelling young
man."

DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Wildlife officials have placed a camera in
the den of a bear and her cubs in Orsa,
Sweden, Pictures will be broadcast on the
Internet, so people can log on and watch
The bears are currently hibernating,
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A man had a ferocious argument with his
girlfriend in his car, which was parked at
the entrance of the emergency room of a
Portland, Ore., hospital. She ended the discussion by getting out of the vehicle and
walking ihto the building. He followed. In
the car.
The vehicle smashed through the glass
doors and went 30 feet down a hall before
crashing into some vending machines. She
escaped serious injury. He was arrested.

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Tuesday night in a dinner theater sponsored by Haven Activities Council.

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and North Derbyshire Royal Hospital in

England sent letters to six'elderly men
informing them that they are pregnant,
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Mock Tails and food provided by the Eagle Nest.

Heratd.^

Will "Collateral Damage" crash and burn?
As the Games' security chief release of their fellow freedom
Robert
Flowers
glumly fighters - which is what you call
Knieht Ridder Nei
to
the New York a terrorist who's on your side.
acknowledged
Times last week, "We can't put a
The ineptitude of German
When terrorists blew up the
authorities,
who refused an offer
fence completely around the
World Trade Center and the
Israeli
government to
state of Utah."
from the
Pentagon with three of the most
On at least three occasions in send in a team of crack comhorrifying smart bombs ever
"The Siege," aerial shots of the mandos, is made all the more
devised, it demonstrated once
Manhattan skyline center eerily disheartening by interviews with
again that when art reflects life,
on the World Trade towers, as if surviving terrorist Jamal Al
the mirror most often in the
they were the cross hairs in a Gashey and with Ankie Spitzer,
movies.
gun sight. The terrorists make no widow of one of the Israeli
Within days, some news proin
Day
demands, they want only to coaches.
"One
grams had begun augmenting
be
a
prochaos;
a suicide bomber September" would
spread
their footage of the towers colgets into the country on a fraudfoundly important act of rememlapsing in New York with scenes
With
President
Bush
ulent
student
visa; and bombings brance even if it weren't ground
the process.
from the trailer for "Collateral
are followed by a wave of hate zero for the security build-up
Damage," a new action movie in on hand for the opening cereGames,
monies of the Winter
crimes against Arab-Americans. going on in Utah now.
which terrorists blow up a large and with
of terrorism higher
fear
Though "The Siege" finally
Wearing its terrorist balaclabuilding. In the days after Sept.
than it has been since Palestinian fails because of its preposterous va like an official Olympics
11, scenes of jetliners slamming
terrorists killed 11 members of conclusion, seen now the movie parka, "Collateral Damage" has
into skyscrapers ran on a kind of
the Israeli team at the Munich unfolds as a kind of pre-Sept. 11 already gained enormous attencontinuous loop with a shot of a
in 1972, the security cautionary tale. The terrorists tion in the wake of the tragedies
firefighter - played by Arnold Olympics
about
to descend over are radical Islamic fundamentalin New York and Washington,
Schwarzenegger - looking on as bubble
a
state
and
it arrives in theaters during
Utah may resemble
of ists trained in Afghanistan,
his wife and child are killed in a martial law.
which drew heated criticism - one of the greatest pageants to
huge special-effects fireball.
At the lighting of the particularly
Arab- counterterrorism in history. "The
among
Warner Bros, was forced to
flame,
Lake
as
a
Salt
City's Americans stereotype, interest for the movie is really
scrub the scheduled Oct. 5 Olympic
streets will be patrolled by thouunderscoring one of the probgreat now," Schwarzenegger
release of "Collateral Damage"
sands of U.S. troops while F-16 lems that arises when art mirrors said recently. The studio is
but not because the studio was
life: Sometimes life doesn't like expecting a big opening weekworried about its box-office fighter jetsand AWACS surveillance planes fly cover overhead. what it sees.
end at the box office.
prospects. As several people
be
the
aircraft
director
Kevin
will
That's nice. Initially, there
only
In
close to the picture later (They
as
was
some skepticism about the
acknowledged, with firefighters aloft that night, Salt Lake City MacDonald's Oscar-winning
be
"One
documentary
Day
will
in appetite for movies about terrorentombed in the rubble of the International Airport
shut down during the opening September," the terrorists are ists blowing things up, but those
World Trade towers, no one at
and closing ceremonies.)
frighteningly real. Shown peermisgivings have been swept
the studio could figure out how
Still, the Olympiad is not a ing from doorways in archival aside by positive tracking results
to tastefully market a movie
news footage, the Palestinian from test audiences.
movie, and unlike "The Siege"
about a fireman trying to wage a
extremDavis' next movie, due a
group
1998 film about Arab
extremist
Black
war against murdering terrorists.
New
ists who terrorize
York - its September had stormed the year from now, is "Under Siege
As producer Steve Reuther later
won't Israeli compound at the 1972 3."
probably
security
dragnet
told the Washington Post, on the
end up with tanks in the streets. Games in an attempt to gain the
afternoon of Sept. 11 "we were
thinking, Oh my God, how
could we possibly mount a publicity campaign?'"
That question may finally be
answered
when
Friday
"Collateral Damage" and the
Winter Olympics arrive in perfect unison, both reflecting our
nervous national preoccupation
with terrorism. On the screen,
our Austrian uber-avenger will
trail a Colombian known as
"The Wolf to his lair - and no
doubt kick some terrorist butt in

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and his wife
Actor Arnold
Maria Shriver pose for the cameras at the
"Collateral Damage" premiere at the Mann Village
Theatre in Westwood Village, Los Angeles,
California, on Monday.

Catch Crossroads, the "morning show at night"
phones in the station, therefore
Sean Dooley
Eagle Eye Editor in Chief three people can talk on the air,"
Rayman said.

"Crossroads with Carter,
Coach and Scrapper" can be
on
heard
WLHU
(http://www.lhup.edu/radio)
from

8

11 p.m. every

to

Harmer's point of view was
a little different. "Basically
Carter and I had it under control.
Scrapper tagged along one day
and we've never been able to
shake him. Plus the way he rags
on Carter is rather funny. They
like a married couple."
Swarr, the intern, who
Harmer said just "tagged along
one day," was asked why he performs on "Crossroads" to which
he replied, "I have no friggin'

Wednesday night. P.J. "Coach"
Harmer, "Carter" Marc Rayman
and "Scrapper" Adam Swarr, i.e.
Intern describe their show as a
"morning show at night."
The trio mix news, weather
and top 40 music into their
three-hour stretch on the air but
sports are the main focus of clue."
When asked their favorite
"Crossroads ."
and sports teams, the
players
Harmer lists baseball and
three
each
hold strong opinions
hockey as his favorite sports
but all respond differently.
while Rayman lists basketball.
"(My favorite player) is any"It's what I've always
on Texas Tech because
body
loved," Swarr says in reference
Bobby
Knight is their coach,"
to his favorite, baseball.
Rayman
says. "1 like Vince
Rayman is in a heaven of his
Carter, Michael Jordan and the
own at the studio. "The wonderLady Vols and Lady Eagles."
ful equipment is just as good as
Swarr roots for the Flyers
any top radio station in
(NHL),
Eagles (NFL) and
America," he said.
(MLB)
Phillies
and says Scott
"I have always had the
Rolen and Jimmy Rollins are his
dream to follow in the footsteps
two favorites who represent the
of Kasey Kasem," said Harmer.
Fightin'
Phils.
"Every time I'm at WLHU, my
should be in the hall,"
"He
feet are on the ground and I
Harmer says of former Phillies
reach for the top of Robinson."
great, Pete Rose, one of his
Although most shows on
favorite
baseball players from
WLHU are headed by one or
the past. Harmer also selected
two person crews, Rayman and
Phillies Darren Daulton
Harmer have unique reasons for former
and
John
Kruk as two of his top
why three men are included on
dogs from back in the day.
"Crossroads."
Presently, he is a big fan of Mike
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Coach, Carter and Scrapper are the voices
behind WLHU's "morning show at night."
Lieberthal and Curt Schilling in run for 200 yards and score five
baseball and New York touchdowns.
Islander's
forward Alexei
What else is there to do on a
as
Yashin
his favorite hockey Wednesday night? Tune into
So did any of your LHU
sports experts actually predict
that the New England Patriots
would win the Super Bowl? Are
you kidding? Who did?

these three characters for some
entertainment in your life. And
don't forget, you can always call
to voice your opinions at 893-

2212.

"I thought it would be close,
but I didn't think (the Patriots)
would win," said Intern Swarr.
"I thought it would be
close," said Rayman, who also
picked the favored Rams to win
the big game. "But I am glad it
wasn't a blowout."

"I thought the Rams would
execute them,"

Harmer said. "I
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you need to tark I can listen.
You never know I just may
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Love Tina
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"How important it is foi
us to recognize
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Nuts- I may be crazy, but
your nuts., and I make you
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Happy Belated Birthday
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Trust me, I won't say any-

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you sweety. You are my
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"I believe in pride of race
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scorn injustice to other
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believe in the Negro Race:
in the beauty of its genius,
swgetness of Us souU
ft jn
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,
7.
meekness which shall yet
inherit this turbulent earth."
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thing! Andrea
I touched her poop

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Sammy- I miss ya girl..let's
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anymore! Andrea :)

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is all gone and I need more
and I am three months pregnant. Marc
I had a good day but I can
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ise! I've missed everyone.
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my CG and graphic support? Don't forget about
next weekend. Have a happy

proverb

weekend and I will sit
behind you in class.

Toaster- I am going to start
that book soon as I will also
get that list of books for you
this weekend.

Have a good weekend Lock
Haven University.

MDW: Happy thoughts to
you as I cannot wait til next
weekend. You are wonderful
and I hope work treats you
well until I can see you.
Soon babe— I love you.

Alpha Sigma Tau Sisters,
Thanks for understanding
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her does she buy him the
Why do you get into a car
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Poor me.
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ing again..us buff chicks!
ha- call me. miss youSammy

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calls have you answered
today?? Don't you like it
when girls call you?

M- Happy camping, good
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help, I love you. Sigma
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something?
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It was weird seeing you
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How about a round of
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exciting. The best to you
both.

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Stout decisions Navy's Alford in featured bout
112, and Christina
Eady,
Munski, 125, competed against
veteran USAB boxers and were
both on the short end of comBy Jon
petitive 3-0 decisions.
Parrish
Eady lost to Regional
Golden Glove champ, Kelliann
national finalist to lose the Davitt from Odyssey Gym for
Wilkes-Barre.
exciting bout. Pugliese and the second time in two years.
Winning at Navy were
Raymond boxed well in losing
Munski came on strong in
defending national champion, efforts.
the
third round scoring with
132,
Tuisl,
and Art
John Stout,
Winning in Wilkes-Barre several punishing body shots
Stout,
a
his
junior, upped
112.
were Derrick McGraw, 165 and
Stefenski,
career record to 18-3 with a Dave Good, 175. McGraw against tough Lisa
but it proved to be too little too
methodical 3-0 decision over scored a RSC (K.O.)
in only late. Munski, 6-5 and a 1999
tough arch rival T. Alford from
0:23 seconds of the first round National Women's (USAB)
Navy.
over Mansfield's Jon Haney.
quarterfinalist returned to the
Tuisl earned a suprisingly
The rangy Bald Eagle freshwars after a two-year
ring
Navy's
easy 3-0 decision over
man caught the hard charging
absence
and looked impressive
scored
two
Josh Veney. Tusil
Haney with a crushing overeffort.
a
losing
in
counts
the
in
standing eight
hand right dropping the
Bald
Eagles two
The
never
looked
opening round and
Mountaineer in just 23 seconds defending National Champions,
back.
of the initial round.
John Stout, 125, and Chuck
Dropping close decisions at
Teammate Dave Good, 175, Mussachio, 185, travel to Las
were
Omo-Osagi,
Navy
Osahon
out-hustled Mansfield's Jerry Vegas tonight with head coach,
125, Gus Pugliese, 139, and Jeff
Hess to earn a tough 3-0 deciDr. Ken Cox, to box in the feaRaymond, 156. Omo-Osagi sion. The Bald Eagles two outtured bouts at the Vegas
Mallo,
to
a
lost the third round
standing female boxers, Katrina

The boxers battled on two
different fronts last Saturday
night. Five boxers competed in
the annual USNA Invitational at
Annapolis while four boxers
competed in the Mid-AtlanticECBA show at the Odyssey in

Stout
Collegiate Classic.
moves up to 132 to take on
UNLV's Lyle Nixon, while
Mussachio moves up to 195 lbs.
to challenge defending National
195 lb. Champ and unbeaten
Dustin Brown from Air Force.
The bouts will headline the 10bout card. Five boxers will
travel down to Lexington
tomorrow to compete in the
"Keydet"
annual
V.M.I.
Invitational. Making the journey along with the assistant
coach, Ken Cooper, will be Art
Tusil, 112; Osahon OmoOsagie, 119; Gustavio Pugliese,
139; Jeff Raymond,
156;
Derrick McGraw, 165, and
Miro Jelev, 195.
Ten collegiate teams will be
sending boxers to compete in
the 23rd edition of the very popCollegiate
ular
LHU
on
Invitational
Saturday, Feb.
16. Another large crowd is
anticipated.

■9m
John Stout (125) and Chuck

Pfto/o by Cbery/ M/7/er

National
Mussachio (185) are boxing in featured bouts in
Las Vegas tonight.

Battisson earns Academic Roller hockey team
All-America team honors continues to struggle
-

Rob
LOCK HAVEN
a men's soccer
player, has been selected as a
2001 Verizon Academic AllAmerica team member.
Rob Battisson, a junior,
earned Third Team College
Division Verizon Academic
All-America honors.
A two-time First Team AllPennsylvania State Athletic
Conference (PSAC) player
and a two-time PSAC ScholarAthlete, he has been the
Haven's starting center midBattisson,

Rob Battisson

achievements in the classroom
and on the playing field.
beginnings,
Since its
Verizon
Academic
AllAmerica program has grown
into one of the most recognized and prestigious collegiate scholar-athlete awards
nationwide, honoring studentathletes from all NCAA championship sports.
The Verizon Academic
All-America teams are selected by a vote of the 1,800member CoSIDA.

To be eligible, an athlete
12-5-1 overall
ledger. An English major with must be a varsity starter of key
Battisson earned additional a concentration in Literature, reserve and maintain a cumurecognition as a 2001 PSAC Battisson currently carries a lative grade point average of
at least 3.20 on a scale of 4.00.
Fall Top Ten award winner for 3.987 grade point average.
Sports information direchis exceptional performance
This year marks the 50th
in both the classroom and on anniversary for the Academic tors nominate eligible athletes
from their schools who are
the playing field.
All-America program, foundnamed to district teams prior
This season he recorded ed by CoSIDA in 1952 to recto being voted upon the
one goal and three assists ognize collegiate student-athhelping the Bald Eagle soccer letes for their outstanding national level.
fielder for the past two sea-

team

to

a

Holtzer named the PSAC
Basketball Player of the Week
pointers, four rebounds and four
assists in the win over Slippery
During the stretch,
Rock.
Pennsylvania State Athletic Holtzer averaged 17.5 points,
Conference (PSAC) Western 4.0 rebounds and 4.0 assists.
Division Player of the Week for
He currently leads the team
in scoring with 15.4 points per
all games ending February 4.
Holtzer led the Bald Eagles game and assists, averaging 4.1
to two consecutive PSAC West per game.
The Bald Eagles are now 7wins for the first time since the
1995-96 season, defeating 14 overall, 3-4 in the conferShippensburg (56-46) and ence.
They will host Clarion
Slippery Rock (64-48) in last
tomorrow for another PSAC
week's action.
He paced LHU with 21 West match-up to begin at 5
points, including three three- p.m.
Kris
LOCK HAVEN
Holtzer, a junior on the men's
basketball team, was named the

spr

In ra

Adam Swarr
Eagle Eye Columnist

tie the game. Jim Matthews
The roller hockey team got
got his first of three assists on
its first multi-goal effort, but
Smith's goal.
still lost to Dare, 5-3, Tuesday
Dare took the lead with
night in Williamsport.
14:46 left in the half with a
Lock Haven (0-3) got
goal from Tim Criswell assistgoals from Steve Campbell,
ed by Jody Miller. The half
Josh Fry, and Randy Helsman.
would end with Dare clinging
Dare (2-1) was led by Dan
to the 2-1 lead.
Smith's hat trick.
Josh Fry got his first goal
two
added
Campbell
the
season to tie the game
of
assists for a three-point night
three minutes in the second
to lead the Eagle's offense. In
half. Campbell assisted on the
net Kevin Sodano made 19
goal.
saves on 23 shots. Jason Gill
and
Matthews
Smith
made 20 saves for Dare.
for
the
second
time
hooked up
"We're a very young team
to give Dare a 3-2 lead at
with a lot of inexperience this
16:37. Jon Strimple game
year," said assistant captain
Dare a two goal lead with just
Rhett Markle. "We played
6:18 left. Matthews picked up
very hard, but we didn't get it
his third assists on the night
accomplished again."
on Strimple's goal.
For the second straight
Randy Helsman's first goal
game Campbell's early goal
of
the season assisted by
gave Lock Haven a 1-0 lead.

als

Campbell with 4:50 remaining
got Lock Haven back in the
game at 4-3.
The Bald Eagles pulled
goalie Kevin Sodano for the
last two minutes in favor of an
extra attacker in an attempt to
tie the game.
The plan backfired as

Smith chipped the puck in the
empty net with just 15 seconds
left to complete his hat trick
and put the game away for
Dare.
"It seems like we're out of
shape," said Helsman. "Guys
aren't working as hard as they
should be."
"We need to find the right
said
Scott
chemistry,"
Harmon. "We need to find
four guys who play together."
Next Tuesday the Haven
takes on the Predators. The
teams have only met once, in
the fall of 2000. Lock Haven
won 9-2.

Millard named PSAC
Wrestler of the Week
Josh Millard, a senior
wrestler, was selected as the
Pennsylvania State Athletic
Conference (PSAC) Wrestler
of the Week for all events ending Feb. 2.
Millard, wrestling at 184
pounds, pulled off an upset
over returning national chamof
pion Josh Koscheck
Edinboro University, earning a
3-1 sudden victory decision.
Millard scored a reversal just
three seconds into the second
overtime session against
Koscheck, who was wrestling
up from his normal 174-pound
weight class.
Millard's victory proved to

Kris Holtzer

The lead disappeared just
90 seconds later when Smith
got his first goal for Dare to

be the difference in the 22-18
Lock Haven victory over the
Fighting Scots.
In the Bald Eagles' second
dual meet of the weekend,
Millard helped boost LHU to
the 30-13 victory over
Cleveland State University
with a 3:41 fall over Joe
Phillips. Millard, the 2001
PSAC champion at
184
pounds, improved to 14-5
overall.
The wrestling team is 13-3
overall and 4-0 in the Eastern
Wrestling League.
Up next for the Bald
Eagles is a trip to West
Virginia University on tonight

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University of Pittsburgh or(
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Saturday for a pair of EWL;
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team

Scoreboard

was fired up about the

road win.
"It feels good to go into
their house and steal a win."
, Jacquie Negrelli threw in
22 points for the Indians in a
losing effort. Sarah Zdesar
was held to seven points and
seven rebounds, well below
tier season average in both
categories. She got into foul
trouble early and eventually
fouled out in the second half
df action.
-'. Road wins are always
tough to pull off, but with this
•victory, the Haven's playoff
hopes were strengthened.
"This
win gives us
for
the next couTftomentum
it gives us a
of
and
games,
ple
chance to get into the playoffs," Charles said.
Next up for the Haven is
another home PSAC West tilt
versus Clarion.
Tip-off is
scheduled for Saturday at 3
p.m.

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Women's Basketball
League
4-0

LHU
Edinboro

Pittsburgh
West Virginia

2-0
1-3
1-3
1-3
0-6

Clarion

Virginia Tech

Cleveland St.
Bloom

Overall

11-3
6-2
4-10
4-5
4-7
1-9

Saturday

LHU at Pitt
Edinboro Open Tournament
WVU at Virginia Tech
Virginia Tech v Virginia

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quickly cooled off in the second
half. He finished the game with
18 points. Forward Donteil
Lewis followed with eight. The
Rocket's record dropped to 6-13
overall and 1-5 in PSAC action,
with their lone win coming

157-#3 JaMarr Billman (LHU) maj.
dec. Ryan Yates (EUP), 12-3 (4-0);
165-Nate Yetzer (EUP) dec. Charlie
Brenneman (LHU). 5-4 (4-3); 174Matt R. King (EUP) dec. Ed Pawlak
(LHU), 6-2 (4-6); 184-#18 Josh
Millard (LHU) dec. Josh Koscheck
(EUP), 3-1 tb (7-6); 197-#9 David
Shunamon (EUP) dec. Avery Zerkle
(LHU), 5-2 (7-9); HWT-Tim Boetsch
(LHU) dec. Reuben Daniels (EUP),
6-1 (10-9); 125-#20 Trap McCormack
(LHU) wins by forfeit (16-9); 133Charlie Soto (EUP) dec. Victor
Jackson (LHU), 4-1 (16-12); 141Chad Caros (EUP) wbf #7 Mike
Maney (LHU), 0:17 (16-18); 149James LaValle (LHU) wins by forfeit,
(22-18).

against Shippensburg.
The Haven (7-14, 3-4) are
home tomorrow to face Clarion
for an 5 p.m. tip-off. In the first
meeting of the season, the
Golden Eagles came away with
a 70-46 victory. On Wednesday,
to
the
Haven
travels

Shippensburg, whom
defeated last week.

they

Swimmers drop final dual meet
Edinboro - The women's
swim team suffered its first
loss
meet
since
dual
November, falling to Edinboro
107-98 last Saturday afternoon.

Three Bald Eagles posted
first-place finishes, Erin
March, Kristen Maksinchuk,
and Sara McClure.
March won the 100
Freestyle in a time of 57.08
seconds, while Maksinchuk
won the 100 Backstroke in a

qualifying time of
1:04.38. McClure was tops in
the 50 Freestyle (26.15).
Wendi Cerra finished second in the 100 Butterfly,
touching the wall in a confer-

PSAC

ence

qualifying

time

of

The freestyle relay squad
consisted of Cindy Smoker,

the winning medley relay
team.

Freestyle
200
(1:47.05) and 200 Medley
(1:58.55) relay teams both
continued to headline the
competition, winning in both

Next up, the team will
travel to the Pittsburgh
Invitational tomorrow for an
11 a.m. start % before heading
to PSAC's on the February 23.

The

#19 LHU 30, Cleveland St 13

Maksinchuk, Tracy Latchaw,
and McClure. Maksinchuk,
Diana Rhoades, Cerra, and
March were all members of

1:03.25.

events.

Tickets for PSU, EWL's on sale

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174-#17 Gerald Harris (CSU) dec.
Ed Pawlak (LHU), 4-3 (0-3); 184-#18
Josh Millard (LHU) wbf Joe Phillips
(CSU), 3:41 (6-3); 197-Avery Zerkle
(LHU) wbf Stipe Miocic (CSU), 1:15
(12-3); HWT-#17 Russ Davie (CSU)
wbf Steve Itterly (LHU), 1:24 (12-9);
125-#20 Trap McCormack (LHU)
dec. Rocco Mansueto (CSU), 7-2(159); 133-#16 Phil Mansueto (CSU)
maj. dec. Victor Jackson (LHU), 18-6
(l'5-13j;' 141-#7 Mike Maney (LHU)
dec. Nick Boucher (CSU), 7-2 (1813); 149-#3 JaMarr Billman (LHU)
wbtf Anthony Coleman (CSU), 2711; 6:41 (23-13); 157-Jason Gilligan
(LHU) maj. dec. James Greenwood
165-Chris
(CSU), 16-5 (27-13);
Haines (LHU) dec. Jason Effner
(CSU), 7-4(30-13).

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Lock
Haven
The
Department of Athletics has
advance tickets for the upcoming wrestling match against
Penn State University as well
as the Eastern Wrestling
League Championships currently on sale.
Reserved seating for the
State
Lock
Haven-Penn

match-up

on

Saturday,

February 23, is $7, and the
cost of regular admission is
set at $5.
The EWL
Championship advance passes
for the entire weekend of
Saturday and Sunday, March
9-10, are $25. The all-session
passes will be priced at $30 if
bought at the door on the day

of the event.

To purchase tickets or for
further information, please
contact the Department of
Athletics at (570) 893-2102 or
stop by the main office in
Thomas Field House.

Catch men's & women's
basketball vs. Clarion
tomorrow on Channel 10
Women tip-off at 3 p.m., men at 5 p.m.
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League

Overall
18-4

California

18-4

Shipp.
Slipp. Rock

11-8
7-14
7-14
6-15

11-10
10-11
11-10
8-12
10-12

Clarion
IUP
LHU
Edinboro

East
14-7
15-7
11-8
11-10
8-13
4-16

Millersville
West Chester
Cheyney

Bloom
Mansfield
E Stroud
Kutztown

3-17

Millersville
Bloom
Kutztown
West Chester
E. Stroud
Mansfield
Cheyney

6-1

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5-3
5-3
2-6
1-7

Central Michigan at Edinboro
at Ohio University

#19 LHU 22, #17 Edinboro

The Rock's Dave Freeman
as their go to player as he dominated the first half, but was

Overall

Cleveland St.

Men
who had four blocks, added 13
Brian Hanna and
points.
Vladimir Zujovic each contributed eight points.
Bailey amused the crowd
with three early dunks, including
one over the Rock's Aaron Epps.
The Haven defense held
Slippery Rock to 34 percent
from the field.

IUP
California
Edinboro
Clarion
LHU
Shipp.
Slipp. Rock

East

East Stroudsburg at Bloomsburg
LHU at WVU

Amy Daniels drives to the hoop in the game
against Slippery Rock last Saturday.

League

13-3

Friday

P.J. Harmer/The Eagle Eye

PSAC Standings

PSAC Standings

EWL Standings

NWCA NCAA Division I Top
25 Team Rankings
Rank Team

Pts.

Rec.

1. Minnesota (11)
2. Iowa
3. Michigan
4. Ohio State
5. Iowa State
5. Oklahoma U.
7. Oklahoma State
8. Pennsylvania
9. Missouri
10. West Virginia
11. Arizona State
12. Lehigh
13. Illinois
14. Lock Haven
15. Edinboro
16. Northern Iowa
17. Michigan State
18. Wisconsin
19. Central Michigan
20. Purdue
21. Pittsburgh
22. Hofstra
23. Nebraska
24. Penn State
25. Cornell

Kutztown at Bloomsburg
West Chester at Cheyney
East Stroudsburg at Millersville
California at Shippensburg
Clarion at Lock Haven
Slippery Rock at IUP

Kutztown at Bloomsburg
Clarion at Lock Haven
Slippery Rock at IUP
East Stroudsburg at Millersville
California at Shippensburg
West Chester at Cheyney

LHU 64, Slipp. Rock 48

Slipp. Rock 82, LHU 58

Slipp. Rock (6-13, 1-5 PSAC-W)
Freeman 8-17 1-3 18, Lewis 4-7 01 8, Zajac 3-8 0-0 6, Epps 1-10 2-2 5,
Lewandowski 2-10 0-2 5, Johnson 0I 0-0 0, Brown 2-4 0-0 6, Huffnagel
0-0 0-0 0, Sheffield 0-0 0-0 0,
Frierson 0-1 0-0 0, Smalls 0-0 0-0 0.
LHU (7-13, 3-3 PSAC-W)
Ruff 3-4 0-0 6, Bailey 6-12 1-2 13,
Hanna 3-3 0-0 8, Holtzer 7-15 4-5 21,
Zujovic 2-8 4-5 8, Yetter 1-2 0-0 2,
Christiano 0-1 0-0 0, Rieben 1-2 0-0
2, Saunders 2-4 0-0 4, Argust 0-0 0-0
0, Walker 0-0 0-0 0.
Half-time score- LHU 24, SRU 21.
Three-pooint field goals- Holtzer 3,
Hanna 2, Brown 2. Lewandowski,
Epps, Frierman. Fouled out- none.
Rebounds- LHU 34, SRU 35
Assists- LHU 17 (Yetter 5), SRU 9.
Total fouls- LHU 12, SRU 19.

Slipp. Rock (10-9,3-3 PSAC-W)
Green 5-9 0-0 12, Frankovich 2-6 2-2

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IUP 82, LHU 72
Edinboro (19-2, 6-1 PSAC-W)
Piper 6-12 4-4 16, Olafsson 3-1144 10, Mims 6-9 1-2 13, Layton 3-4 00 9, Faulkner 6-14 3-4 19, Castorina
0- 0 0-0 0, Curran 0-0 0-0 0, Mangel
1- 1 0-0 3, Holmes 2-2 5-6 10, Davila
6-11 3-5 15.
LHU (7-14, 3-4 PSAC-W)
Ruff 6-8 0-3 12, Bailey 4-12 4-11
12, Hanna 1-4 0-0 3, Holtzer 3-8 2-2
8, Zujovic 1-8 1-2 4, Yetter 0-3 2-2 2,
Christiano 4-6 1-2 13, Argust 0-2 0-0
0, Rieben 1 -2 0-0 2. Walker 0-3 4-4 4,
Saunders 2-5 0-0 4.
Half-time score- IUP 46. LHU 33.
Three-pooint field goals- Christiano
4, Faulkner 4, Layton 3, Zujovic,
Hanna, Mangel, Holmes. Fouled outMims.
Rebounds- LHU 30, IUP 48
Assists(Olafsson 13, Piper II).
LHU 12, IUP 19. Total Fouls- LHU
18, IUP 22.

6, Altenwig 14-21 2-5 34, McKavish 57 2-2 12, Wardman 5-15 4-5 16, Ellis 12 0-0 2, Frederick 0-0 0-0 0, Lawrence
0-0 0-0 0, Lilly 0-1 0-0 0, Turner 0-1 00 0.
LHU (7-11,1-4 PSAC-W)
Charles 3-10 5-5 11, Daniels 2-5 4-4 8,
Young 1-3 4-6 6, Crowl 5-11 0-0 10,
Jones 0-0 0-0 0, Ballintine 0-2 0-0 0,
Price 0-2 3-3 3, Schimelfenig 1-30-0 2,
Szerkeres 1-3 2-3 4, Picarsic 6-12 0-0
12, Lasher 0-0 0-0 0.
Half-time score- Slipp. Rock 42,
LHU 31. Three-point field goalsAltenwig 4, Green 2, Wardman 2.
Fouled out- none.
Rebounds- LHU 32 (Charles 11),
Slipp. Rock 36 (Franklin 11).
Assists- LHU 11, Slipp. Rock 18
(Wardman 7). Total Fouls- LHU 10,
Shipp. 17.

LHU 75, IUP 74
IUP (10-10, 2-4 PSAC-W)
McMahon 2-7 0-0 4, Martin 5-7 49 14, Zdesar 3-4 1-27, Negrelli 9-21
4-9 22, Karas 8-13 1-4 18, Behne 1-4
0-0 2, Smith 0-1 0-0 0, Rattigan 3-4

1-2 7.

LHU (8-12, 2-5 PSAC-W)
Charles 8-130-021, Daniels 4-1128 10, Young 2-3 0-0 4, Crowl 6-12 24 14, Jones 0-0 2-2 2, Lasher 1-1 0-0
2, Szerkeres 0-1 0-0 0, Ballintine 1-1
0-0 3, Price 0-3 1-21, Schimelfenig
7-14 4-5 18, Picarsic 0-2 0-0 0,
Rieben 0-1 0-0 0.
Half-time score- Tied 40-40.
Three-point field goals- Charles 5,
Fouled outBallintine, Karas.
Zdesar.
Rebounds- LHU 35, IUP 42.
Assists- LHU 16, IUP 14 Total
Fouls- LHU 20, IUP 18.

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198
175
162

107
97
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Other Teams Receiving Votes:
Fresno State, Harvard, Kent State and
Northern Illinois.

Men's Results

Women's Results

LHU Results
Paul Hallman 1st 1000m '2:34.46
(MEET RECORD), 1st Mile "4:22.94;
Chris Cowan 1st 3000m *8:53.41, 3rd
Mile *4:26.62; Eric Robinson 1st Pole
Vault *I3'6"; Bryan Walter. Jeff Skwierz,
Sven Kost, Cowan 2nd 2300m Relay
•8:15 66; Matt Stinson 3rd Long Jump
�22' 4-1/2", 5th 55HH *8.l 1 (8.04 trial),
6th High Jump *6'4"; Julius Magrino
4th Weight Throw *4I7"; Maurice
Walker, Anderson, Mike Smith, Tom
Skrivanek 4th 800 m Relay '1:34.57;
Jacob Merrill 5th Long Jump *21' 91/2";
Chelston Anderson 5th 55m *6.63
(6.62 trials); Skrivanek, Brandon
Shiposh, Merrill, Joe Webster 5th
1600m Relay •; Tom Skrivanek 6th
Long Jump *21' 1"; Mike Brito 6th
400m *52.27; Nathan Fiala 6th 500m
•1:10.63.

LHU Results
Brooke Rangi 1st High Jump *5'3"

4,n 55HH *8.91 (8.67 trial), 4th

L ong j ump 16'2"; Jocelyn Held 1st
p Q | e Vault 100"; Jennifer Farrow
2nd 800m *2:21.33, 5th 55m *7.54;
Mindy Cressley 2nd Weight Throw
4T0-1/2"; Jana Kauffman 2nd 3000m
*i 1:03.55; Sara McCleary t-2nd High
j ump 50"; Erica Aagre 3rd Long
j ump *16'5", 5th 55HH '8.92 (8.84
tr j a|), 5th High Jump 5 0"; Melissa
Namey 4th 200m *27.39; Katrin
Olsen 4th 1000m *3:14.67; Katie
MacDonald 4th Triple Jump *33'5";
Jaime Gauer 5th Long Jump 16'0",
6tn 800m 2:32.80.

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%NCAA Provisional Qualifying Mark

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Grapplers upset E'boro; ready for Pitt,
P.J. Harmer
Eagle Eye Staff Reporter
The wrestling team
picked up two key EWL

victories over the weekend. wrestling
including

22-18 win over
Edinboro on Friday. The
Bald Eagles then beat
Cleveland State 30-13.
a

LHU won all but three
matches on the night en
route

the win. The

to

match started at 174 lbs.
and Cleveland State took
its only lead of the night.
Gerald Harris, ranked No.
17 in the country, slipped
past Ed Pawlak 4-3.

Back-to-back
pins
gave Lock Haven a lead it
would never relinquish.
Josh Millard (184) pinned
his opponent in 3:41 and
Avery Zerkle won by pin
in 1:15 at 197 to get the
Haven rolling. Millard is
currently ranked 18 at
mmr

EUP took its first team a forfeit win at 125 and
lead of the night when Edinboro's Charlie Soto
Matt R. King knocked off slipped pacj Jackson 4-1
at 133.
Ed Pawlak 6-2 at 174.
The biggest win of the
In one of the most
night came at 184 for controversial matches of
Lock Haven. Millard was the night, Chad Coros
squaring off against Josh picked up a shocking pin
Koscheck, the second over Maney in 17 seconds

184.

Russ Davis, ranked at
17 in the heavyweight
division, pinned Steve
Ittcrly

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McCormack,

currently
ranked 20 at 125, beat
Rocco Mansueto 7-2.
Phil Mansueto, ranked
16 at 133, knocked off

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Boucher,
7-2. Third
ranked JaMarr Billman
followed with a 27-11
technical fall win over
Anthony Coleman at 149.
Jason Gilligan won by
a 16-5 major decision
over James Greenwood at

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Mike Maney scores a 7-2 victory against Cleveland St.'s Nick
Boucher last Saturday.
Jason Effnet 7-4.

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LHU
Edinboro

won the last match of the
night at 165, knocking off

a huge EWL win with its
22-18 win over visiting

Edinboro.
The Fighting Scots
came in ranked No. 17 in
the country and hadn't

The Haven picked up

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"The team is really progressing along," said Head
Coach Mark Elliston. "We
are really on target for the
PSAC championships this
winter."
Leading the men's team
is the duo of freshman long
distance runners, Paul

Hallman and Chris Cowan.
After leading over half
the race, Hallman claimed a
two-second victory in the
mile. He currently sits in the
top position in the conference with his time of
4:22.94.
Hallman's day wasn't
over there; he then went on
to be victorious in the 1000meter with a time of 2:34:46,

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claiming the meet record.
"He's
just coming
around. He should be bat-

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the

Men's
Bball

IUP, 95-64
on Monday.

IUP

(18-2,

5-1),

ranked No. 1 in the
Northeast region and No.
17 overall in Div II,
entered the game having
won their last 17 of 18

games.
The

Haven's lone
bright spot came from
Eddie
freshm an
knocking
Christiano.

tling it out in both the mile

and first team PSAC West
Keenan Holmes was held
to 10 points in limited

action. The Indian's shot
51 percent from the field.

IUP went on a quick
10-2 run, early into the
contest, making the score

This would be the
Indian's biggest lead of
the game, as they would

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The Eagle Eye
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crowd and long road trip,
the women's basketball
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Slippery Rock with a 6448 win last Saturday. The
home court advantage

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Bball

Monday
night, 75-74. The win
improved the Bald Eagles
to ,8-12 overall, 2-5 in
PSAC West play.
The team bus actually
stopped for 30 minutes
prior to the game due to a

played an important role
as the Bald Eagles pulled
away in the second half.
Kris Holtzer had a
game-high 21 points and
four assists. Teammate
George Bailey,

meters, crossing the line with
a time of 8:53.41.
Also claiming a victory
for the men was pole-vaulter,
Eric Robinson, who cleared

13' 6".
Freshman Brooke Rangi
led the women, claiming a
victory in the high jump with
the clearance of 5' 3". Rangi
owns the top position in the
conference in the high jump.

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"Rangi is continuing to
have an impact in the field
events and hurdles, and will
prove to be important at the
PSAC meet," said Russell.
Junior sprinter Jennifer
Farrow claimed second in
the 800 meters with a
PSAC-leading time of
2:21.33. She also took fifth
in the 55 meter run.
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the long jump and 55-meter

Restless from waiting
on the bus, the Bald
Eagles were fired up to
compete, and it sure
showed on the hardwood.
Down 74-72 in the
closing seconds, Cyndi
converted
an
Crowl
amazing three-point play
to put the Eagles up by
one, and the defense held
on the last 16 seconds for
the victory.
"[Coach] set up an
out-of-bounds play for
me, and she told me if I
had the shot to take it,"
Crowl said. "I felt the

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regulation and the first attempted takedown had
overtime however, it was his shoulder blades down
1-1. In the tiebreaker in the eye of the official
round, Millard won the who slapped the match to
the disbelief of the crowd
toss, took down, exploded
out of the position and and the Lock
Haven
reversed Koscheck for the bench.
At 149, James LaValle
stunning 3-1 win.
Edinboro took over in won by forfeit to give
the next match when ninth Lock Haven the team win.
LHU is now 13-3
beat Zerkle 5-2. Tim overall and 4-0 in the
Boetsch picked up a EWL.
clutch win for the Haven
The Bald Eagles travel
at heavyweight when he to face West Virginia
beat Reuben Daniels 6-1 tonight and then square
to give LHU a 10-9 lead.
off against Pittsburgh
McCormack picked up tomorrow.

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Paul Hallman claimed victories in both
the mile and 1000 meter races at East
Stroudsburg last Saturday.
put in by juniors Erica
Aagre, claiming third in the

long jump, and Mindy
Cressley, Finishing second
in the weight throw (42'0Sandy

Ritz,

among

due to injury.
"We are nursing a few
injuries on people who didn't compete on Saturday,
but the plan is to have them
ready for the PSAC championships," said Russell.

The teams will next
other top performers for the
Bald Eagles, was out of travel to Bucknell for the
competition last weekend Winter Classic tomorrow.

was for me to drive, and I
knew I could beat [my
defender]."
Anita Charles, who
connected on five of
seven shots from behind

the arc, led the way for
the Haven with 21 points.
"My shot was on, so I
didn't think about it. I
just kept on shooting,"
Charles said of her almost
flawless shooting night.
She pulled down five
boards and two steals to
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"She stepped up big
with Kristi [Ward] being
out, and we are going to
need that from her every
night," Charles said.

Ward will be out six
weeks with a knee injury
during
suffered
the
Shippensburg game.
Crowl chipped in with
14 points, while Amy
Daniels collected a teamhigh seven rebounds to

go along with her 10
points. Crowl said the

of the season.

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added 18
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an accident just miles
18-9. The Bald Eagles
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ahead, the Haven was best chance
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with 13 points.
George Bailey added lead to 25-20 on a
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Leon Piper and Fannar win by 31.
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boards. Olafsson put in
The Haven swept the
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rebounds.
Dennis Mims added
13, Felix Davila had 15

Edinboro's Nate Yetzer
beat Charlie Brenneman
5-4 at 165 for a 4-3 score.

championships,"
Assistant Coach Aaron
Russell, who works with the
long distance runners. "For
him to come through and
win both ofthose races was a
mini-break though for him."
Cowan finished third
behind Hallman in the mile,
as well as claimed a victory
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the game was IUP's
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