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EAGLE E
Volume 42, Number 9

Friday, April 10,1992

16 pages

Students take stand for education
by Sue Heintzelman
Eagle Eye News Editor
The voices of over 500 state
school students resounded in die
Rotunda of the state capitol in
Harrisburg at Tuesday's State System Day to protest Gov. Robert
Casey's budget cuts totaling S47
million to the State System of
Higher Education's budget.
Students, 48 of which represented Lock Haven University, waved
signs declaring "I vote" and "Increase in tuition means decrease
in educated minds."
Students gadiered to fight die
3.5 percent cut in funding to die
SSHE schools Gov. Robert Casey
proposed for the 1992-93 academic year. LHU would get hit with a
$2 million cutback.
Decreases in funding would result in increased tuition, less faculty and staff and less educadonal
materials for the universities. EssenUally the whole university, not
just students, would be affected.
Dr. James H. McCormick, the

"Like they told us down
there, we are a very powerful group, we just have
to learn how to use our
power.
chancellor of the State System, addressed students, telling them that
they, the people of Pennsylvania,
are die state's best natural resource. He encouraged students
to fight for the appropriations they
could be denied and to fight for
die future of education.
"I admire our students' determination to speak up for their future
and for the future of those who
will follow," said McCormick. "It
is graufying to see so many students who care about the quality
of their education come to the
Capitol lo meet with legislators."
One hour before die State System Day press conference began,
Casey held a press conference in
which he gave his support to a
new bill diat will give 10 percent Students flood the Capitol with signs and chants criticizing budget cuts (photo by Sue Heintzelman).
(See System Day page 2)

Hanna discusses state budget proposals
by Tina Comrey
Eagle Eye News Reporter
State Representative Michael
K. Hanna met with Lock Haven
residents last night in Akeley
Hall to discuss how the state
government can help create
more jobs and bring Pennsylvania out of the recession.
Hanna is participating in a
state-wide effort by House Democrats to present proposals that
will help create jobs in Clinton
County.
The major purpose of the town
meetings is to get feedback from
communiues on three proposals
presented in a video called "Jobs
Today for Progress Tomorrow."
All three proposals are to be
funded by selling bonds, which
will be independent of the state
budget.
Operation Jump Start is a $1

bUlion a year program proposed
by Gov. Robert Casey to fund
road and building construction
and building expansion ivojects at
die 14 SSHE universities.
This fund wdl generate money
to suppon projects for die universities. If the bill is passed. Lock
Haven University will renovate
die science labs in Ulmer Hall,
finish parts of Hubert Jack Stadium, and repair Rogers Gymnasium.
The rest of these funds will go
towards building bridges and improving surfaces in Clinton and
Centre counties.
House Bill 1403 has ah-eady
been passed by the House and the
Senate and has been signed by Casey. It will be a referendum on
die April 28 ballot.
This will audiorize S350 million
in more bonds to go into die PennVest fund, which provides communities widi grants and lowinterest loans to build or renovate

water and sewage treatment systems.
Hanna said that he supports diis
referendum and he strcmgly encourages everyone to vote for
House BUI 1403.
House Bill 274 will generate
$300 million for programs such as
housing, economic development,
and recreadonal and historical
preservation.
Because of their state parks and
forests, Clinton and Cenu-e
counties will be assigned many of
these projects. Clinton County
will receive about 5800,000 to
fund park maintenance.
Many are afraid that Pennsylvania may borrow too much, and
this will have negative future implications.
Hanna reassured residents diat
Pennsylvania will not be overextending itself by using these bond
initiatives, based on studies done
on Pennsylvania's economic state.

Exchange student attacked by
roommate in North Hall
by Lori Packer
Eagle Eye Features Editor
An English exchange student
was allegedly assaualted by his
roommate in his room in High
Hall Wednesday afternoon.
According to Law Enforcement Director Richard Hepner,
Iain Owens, 20, was allegedly
struck by his roommate Colin
Moon after Owens woke Moon
while trying to fix a fan in their
room.
"That was the only provocation," said Hepner. A charge of
simple assault has been filed
against Moon at the local magisn-ate's office.
Owens was treated at Lock
Haven Hospital and received five
'Stitches to his eyelid.
"His timing couldn't have been
worse," said Owens, who was
due to appear in The Lady From
Maxim's later that evening. "It
was a completely unprovoked attack." Despite his injuries, Owens was able to perform.

According to North Hall Director Wendy Walsh, Moon is not residing in the hall at diis time.
Moon has left Lock Haven and
was unavailable for comment
Linda Koch, vice president of
student affairs, said the University
has judged Moon to "be in error"
in die incident He has been suspended from the university for 10
days.

and

J,Q. mud Hlhs
will perform at Thomas
Fieldhouse at 8 p.m.
Tickets go on sale April
13 at the PUB Business
Office
Students
$7.00
General Admission
$12.00

OPINION/EDITORIAL

2 Eagle Eye April 10, 1992

"SPOT THE FAKE AD"
For those of you who haven't played before, the rules are simple. Read them over
now to get ready to win after Spring Break!
1) Pick up a copy of the Eagle Eye,
2) After finding out what's news on campus, browse through the advertisements
(yes, the ads).
3) Spot The Fake Ad! It's easy to play,
it's fun, and best of all, it's FREE!
If you think you've spotted the fake ad,
just fill out the entry form supplied and
drop it off at our office in die basement of
Russell Hall, Room 18. Entries must be
submitted by 4 p.m. Wednesday. We'll
draw one winner per week from all entries
and give diat lucky person a prize! Eagle
Eye writers and staff members cannot enter,
but all other students, faculty and University staff members are free to play. The fake
ad will never appear on the Classified page.

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Thanks to those who helped at Festival, with Sepcic performance, AXA for prompt collection
To the Editor:
On March 28di, the Clinton County
Children and Youth Festival was held in
Thomas Fieldhouse. Many organizations
and individuals donaf^d their time to help
out with die fesuval. I am writing diis letter
to express my appreciauon to all diose fieople for dieir help and support.
Participants in the fair were the Newman Community, Social Work Club, CEC,
Adileuc Training Club, Healdi Science
Club, PSEA, Honors Club, Zeta Tau Alpha, Sigma Kappa, Bicycling Club, United
Protestant Parish, SADD, Recreadon Society, Tae Kwon Do, and Beta Omega Club/
Sigma Pi.
Also involved in the fesUval were the
Eagle Wing Snack Bar, LHU Law Enforcement, Francine Hunt, Donna Anderson,
Marcy Yencha, Holly Barger, and Denny
Grenninger. Donations were received from
Uie LHU Bookstore, SCC, and Bentley

Dining Hall. Brian Heisman, Jennifer Musser, Lydia Gotting, and Mike Fahringer also
presented a wonderful play for die children.
Finally, the EagieEye was kind enough to
give us publicity.
To all diese organizations and individuals " diank you for helping to make the
Festival a true success!
Sincerely,
JenniferWert
To die Editor:
I would personally like to thank all die
staff and students, as well as the Eagle
Eye, for dieir support of my fadier's lecture and concert. I would especially lUce
to thank Dean Johnston and President Willis for dieir hospitality and personal involvement with these events. 1 also thank
very much Mr. Leiand Spangler, who organized the events.
Sincerely,
DunjaSepcic

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To die Editor:
Thank you, AXA, for taking prompt action on my letter last Friday in die Eagle
Eye. I would, however, like to apologize
for the tone of my letter --1 did not mean to
make it sound like you never follow
through with your service projects. 1 would
also like to apologize for assuming that any
message I left at your house would get to
the people who are knowledgeable on the
subject of the Salvauon Army.
Sincerely,
Chris Ulmer

Student examines issues in SCC election
To dieEditor:
As some of you know the SCC executive elections are next week, April 13-15.
Unfortunately, in the past, there has been a
very low voter turn-out. 1 cannot emphasize enough how important it is for the student body to implement the policies for the
next year.
There are very important issues at stake
which affect us all. This university has a
diverse student body and die policies
which shall govern us should cater to die
needs of everyone . For example, the
number of non-O^ditional commuter students is growing at a phenomenal rate.
Like most of us, diese students have specific needs which have been overlooked
for too long. Such issues as Day Care, library hours, and parking are important to
them.
Regardless of wins this election, it is up
to you the students to make sure that your
president does not stand in the way of
progress, whedier due to ineptmess or lack
of experience. What we need is leadership
so get out and vote!
Sincerely,
W. Ladd Frehse
Presidential Candidate

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of realty tax to fund die deferred maintenance of SSHE schools.
The Board of State Government Presidents (BSGP) began in August organizing
State System Day so students could address state legislators direcdy.
Adam Goldstein, president of die
BSGP, emphasized diat the gather was
"not a protest rally, but to generate support from legislators."
SCC President Kelly Beck, was initially
disappointed with the actual turnout of 48
Lock Haven students after 100 initially
signed up, but overall she thought the
event went well.
"The legislators are definitely aware
now that students are concerned," Beck
said.
Besides meeting widi legislators to en-

courage their support, students attended
topic briefings held by various state and national organizations.
Students were also addressed by Representative Peter J. Daley, who was at one
time the president of California University
of Pennsylvania. Daley reminisced of the
days when 15,000 state school students
gathered on the steps of the Capitol to
protest tuition increases.
Junior Keidi Balliet said die experience
was educational because he learned how
money is allocated to the state.
"If everybody would tell their friends to
write in to legislators, something can be
done," said Balliet. "Lijce they told us
down there, we are a very powerful group,
we just have to leam how to use our power."

Friday, April 10,1992 EagieEye 3

NEWS
New minority affairs director plans to
Police Beat implement diversity on campus
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by Jeanine Ross
Eagle Eye News "cporter

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tV^DiesceM^ntr April 2. I,,«wBn H^^t Iftftt e^d^on^ in th«! Zvtati^ti
paritinsgkrf- Tlw two perstMts invotvcd
ce^Rved tl» pipblexn on their (nvo.
Harrasdmg ^ o n e calts: AptU %
Law Bnfortjwn^m is inves^gatin^ «
«as& of hittisissing i^oMt c^ts, the
vKJtiin haijTWMved lO UJ I5 «»Us in die
past two wedts.
Ilnd«r4ige drinking: April 3. A student was cited for anderage dritdctog.
Thi.^ individual wai; found st^gering
near Bentley Dming Hall.
I,>ni^rage drinking; April 4. AnOther student w;is cited lor vinderage
drinking and consumption of alcohoL
The Portable Breatfc Analyzer proved
die student was intoxicated.
Underage drinking: April 4, A
student was cited tor the pos,scssion
and consumption of alcohol.
I'nderaise drinking;: April 6. A
visitor from Williamsport was cited for
underage dnnkmg and poblic intoxication. The itJdividual was aidced to leave
Ihe residence hal] KI^W» he^ wa» fotnjd.
He refused and was i^ken to l a w £n*
^rc^ment where ftis pw^ts. later
picked tiitn (tp« Ktsi parents were
{rfiowwJ becavise NJ was Rx> intoxicated
tn iitive tilmself home.
Umleragc drintung: April 7. Law
BofcKcement is investigating aoothar
rsesfi of^nderage dniokeness. No citations ivei^ issiied
asnfyet
tlieft: April?. LawBnftMcetnemis
investigating die (sa$«» erf" d missiipg Enee
Spirit bjcyje. 13te bike ^was locati»d at
the frtmt of Sndih Hall and hda been
taissif^ since Apdl 4.
P}SQr<|«rly conduct: April % A
txtttif^tefltt of discK^derly conduct was
aqpeitft* In one of the resident halls.
taw lAfotvement called tiie individaaife that ywjft mafcing^ifte no^«iid^Jcjr
stoi^ped
liodl? Hav«m City iPoIit* would like
to tetnind studteots not to park ia the
posted areas in front of Sntitii and
WooUdgft Halls.

The search for a minority student affairs
director ended Monday, April 6 when Amy
Freeman of Castenea, Pa. was assigned to
the position.
Freeman holds a Master of Science degree in Architectural Engineering and a
Bachelor of Science degree in Construcuon
Management.
Although Freeman holds degrees in the
sciences, she has many years of experience
in volunteer social work. Freeman frequently volunteers as an advisor and counselor for the Muncy Correction Institution
for Women. She also designed and implemented the Senior Citizens' Literacy Workshop in Moses Lake, Wa. "The plus is that A m y Freeman is the new director of minority affairs (photo by Sue Heintzelthere are two sides of me," said Freeman. man).
"That's an asset."
Each of the candidates went through one
because the position remained empty for so
Freeman stresses that her services are for
long. The position opened at the end of the full day of interviews widi staff, faculty,
students of all colors and nationalities, not spring 1991 semester when Theresa Coley- residence hall directors, coaches, minority
just African Americans. Speciahzing in "di- Kouadio resigned from the position. Ac- students, and the president of the Black Stuversity" on campus one of her goals is to cording to Dr. Linda Koch, the vice presi- dent Union. According to Koch, a selection
get every race and nationality involved to- dent of student affairs, the search for a new was not made from the four candidates so
gether. "People of color should respect oth- director started in July of 1991. It took six the search continued.
er people of color," stated Freeman. Im- months to assemble a pool of four candiFreeman said she is looking forward to
proving die academic status of students dates, with the main goal being to find working widi the students on campus and
with special needs is another goal.
someone by the end of the spring 1992 se- welcomes students to visit her office located in Woolridge Hall.
Many minority students were concerned mester.

Haven League selects new members,
bids farewell to senior members
by Ethan LyIe
Eagle Eye News Reporter
Haven League, the student ambassador
organi7.ation, has begun die selection process to fill seven vacancies created by
graduating seniors.
Haven League is a group of 12 students
who act as both class representatives and
contacts between the university and the
community of Lock Haven, as well as
alumni.
James Reeser, die advisor for Haven
League, explained that numerous considerations go into choosing the new members. New members must have at least 45
credit hours at the university, aldiough 64
credits is recommended.
Reeser said diat the new members
should have at least a 2.5 G.P.A. and good
verbal and communication skills. Campus activities are also considered in die
selection process.
Nominations for positions on die
league were due April 1. On April 8 die
present members of Haven League, along
with Reeser and faculty from all areas of
the campus, will review approximately 40
nominations, which will be narrowed

down to 15. The last 15 nominees will
dien be interviewed by die Evaluation
Committee on April 13 and die new
members will be selected firom this
group.
The Evaluation Committee tries to
choose representatives from several different majors. They also try to incorporate students who represent different sections of the student body, ranging firom
adiletics to greek life.
Reeser said diat Haven League is also
considering selecting a few alternative
members because sometimes members
are lost for a semester to internships, student teaching or studies abroad.
The league attends recruiting programs, represents die student body at
alumni functions, coordinates the voting
for Homecoming king and queen, as
well as many odier activities.
The league tries to instill a sense of
service on campus, not only during die
college years but after graduation as well.
The members of Haven League being
lost because of graduation are Annmarie
Nelson, Phyllis Churchman, Shanna Cunningham, Steven Infanti, Jay Myers,
Diane Nixdorf, Erika Wright and Jack
Zygmunt.

Bishop celebrates
mass with students
by Latisha Mojica
Eagle Eye News Reporter

Approximately 60 students tumed out
Sunday morning, April 5, for Bishop Joseph Adamec's visit to Lock Haven.
Adamec, the bishop of the Altoona Diocese, celebrated the College Folk mass, usually held at Ulmer Planetarium, at Immaculate Conception Church on Water Street.
During his sermon, Adamec told students
to take a lessonfiromthe Bible story of Lazarus and beware die material things in life.
At the end of Adamec's homily, diree students, who will join the Catholic faith at die
Easter Vigil, went through the Third Scrutiny, which is a formal acceptance of die
Catholic faidi.
Following the mass, a dinner was held at,
die Newman Center in honor of die Bishop.
According to student Cathy Porubsky, die
Liturgy Coordinator, the dinner was similar
to those held at the Center every Sunday.
Adamec said that die day went well and he
enjoyed it.
Porubsky said diere was good food and
conversation. "Bishop Adamec is down to
earth," said Porubsky. "You don't feel intimidated by him."

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4 Eagle Eye Friday, April 10.1992

ELECTION SPREAD

Meet the candidates running for SCC
President

Vice President

Name: Ladd Frehse
Major: Latin American Studies/Spanish
Class Standing: Senior, attended LHU
six semesters.

Name: Jeremy Bolton
Major: Management Science
Class Standing: Sophomcx-e, attended
LHU three semesters.

Frehse cites his experience on "the five
most importante committees" in the SCC
and his presidency of three on-campus
clubs. Frehse has served in the SCC as a
senator since the Fall 1991 semester.

Bolton feels he is qualified to be vice
president because he has been involved
with the SCC since his freshman year and
he has served on most of the commiuees.
immm

Frehse plans to restructure the SCC by
separating the excecutives from the senators, dius giving more control to die Senate.
He feels diat die single largest problem on
campus is a lack of communication between all student organizations and everyone connected with the university. He also
supports a new daycare center for students
with children.

Name: Kerri Mclntyre
Major: Sociology
Class Standing: Junior, attended LHU
three semesters.
Mclntyre, currenUy an SCC senator for
McEntire Hall, feels she is qualified for the
job because she has good organization and
communication skills and she will "stand
my ground if push comes to shove."
Mclntyre plans to attack student apathy
by having senators talk to students and find
out dieir feelings on different issues. She
wants to show students diat "the SCC is
there to work for diem." Mclntyre also
hopes to improve relations with the town.

\
Kerri Mclntyre

Name: Stephen Madrak
Major: History
Class Standing: Junior, attended LHU
six semesters
Madrak, who is currenUy serving his second term as senator for Woohidge Hall,
feels that his qualifications include managerial skills attained through his diree-year
summer job as "on hand supervisor" at
Knoebles Amusement Park.
Madrak would like to bring student cooperation back into the SCC by showing the
students diat die SCC is there for dieir benefit. He'd like to see more successful activities on campus, and build a campus community in which students are able to remain
on campus and enjoy campus activities.

Bolton would like to improve communication between die SCC and various groups
on campus, including the administration
and die students. Bolton feels that "students have to be educated on what the SCC
is all about" so they can use it to their advantage.

Jeremy Bolton

Name: Kurt "Shag" Schwalbe
Major: Journalism
Class Standing: Senior, attened LHU 8-1semesters.
As a result of having spent many years at
the university, Schwalbe, known by almost
every one as Shi^. feels diat he has the visiblity, knowledge, and insight into the
workings of LHU to serve as vice president.
He also called attention to his position as
program director for WLHU Toxic Radio,
and his years as an SCC senator.
As vice president Schwalbe explained
that he would champion "student rights"
and try to improve the way students are
ti'eated by the administration. He feels that
the biggest problem on campus is that students are treated as if they were still in high
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Friday. April 10,1992 Eagle Eye 5

ELECTION SPREAD

executive positions for 92-93 school year
Treasurer

Recording Secretary

Name: Steve Stephenson
Major: Management Science
Class Standing: Junior, attended LHU six
semesters

Name: Hindi Sanders
Major: English
Class Standing: Junior, attended LHU
six semesters

Stephenson, currendy SCC Treasurer, has
been a member of die SCC for two years,
one as a senator and one serving on the Executive Board. He feels diat his knowledge
of various SCC q^erations qualifies him for
the position.

Sanders is cuirenUy serving her first semester as senator and feels she is qualified
for recording secretary because she is involved with many odier organizations on
campus and knows how to manage her
time.

Stephenson feels diat die biggest problem
on campus is student apathy and suggests
better orientation by die SCC for incoming
freshmen. He said that diese students, who
may heve left high school office positions,
may become interested in student government if educated about iL

Sanders would like to solve the problem
of lack of communication and knowledge
between students and administration. She
feels that by recording SCC operations she
wdl be able to clarify what is said and
done, therefore providing better communication between the groups.

PUB Administrator
i^-^'«'".!Mi
Hindi Sanders

Corresponding Secretary

Name: Chris Borgese
Major: Secondary Ed./Social Science
Class Rank: Senior, attended LHU for
eight semesters

Name: Bill Johnstone
Major: Engineering
Class Standing: Freshman, attended LHU
two semesters

Borgese, the current PUB Administrator,
believes that he is die best person for die
job because he navigated the SCC through
the unsettling waters of the PUB expansion
project. Borgese, who wants to have the
PUB open smoothly by Homecoming, has
been involved with the new policies and
problems spawned by the expansion, and
feels that it would be ill advised for voters
to switch administrators now.

Johnstone is currenUy senator for Smith
Hall and feels his diree years of experience
in high school government in representative
positions, as well as his position of treasiu'er of his senior class can be seen as qualifications for position of corresponding secretary.
Johnstone would like to look into die administration of other state schools in hopes
of aquiring as much input as possible dealing with so'uiions to ciurent problems on
campus.

He feels that apaUiy and lack of communication are die biggest problems on campus and wants more student awareness.

Chris Borgese

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6 EagieEye Friday.April 10,1992

NEWS

Apathy, communication issues at top of ballot

SCC candidates debate solutions to campus problems
tween die SCC and adminisbation, as well ested in die student judiciary board, which
as better communication widi the students, is a proposed board of students that will
serve as an alternative tc administrative dewould help in suiving die apadiy problem.
cisions
in cases such as code of conduct viKerri Mclntyre, also a presidential candiolations.
He also expressed interest in the
Solutions to student ^athy and die need date, feels it is the respmsibility of memFood
Committee,
stressing that, if elected,
for better cooperation between administra- bers of die SCC to make die effort to inhe
will
take
action
in making sure diat the
form
students
about
student
government
tion, the SCC, and the student body are two
Food Commiaee does its job.
issues that were discussed during the two- events and operations.
"It's not our job to be their quality conhour debate of the executive candidates
Both vice-presidential candidates, Jeremy
held on last Monday in McEntire Hall.
Bolton and Kurt Schwalbe, agreed that die trol," said Schwalbe. "We must keep putThe debate began with opening state- vice-president does not have much control ting pressure on them and make it clear that
ments by the candidates and condnued with over the activities planned, however, both diey wouldn't be there if it wasn't for us."
Bolton, who is currently die chairperson
questions provided by a media panel con- expressed opinions on the subject.
Schwalbe made the suggestion of better of die Food Committee, said diat, aldiough
sisting of three members of the Eagle Eye
public relations and advertising on the part die Food Committee has a purpose and
staff.
A five minute intermission followed, and of the SCC, and Bolton, while suggesting- some things can be altered, it would take
students from die audience were then per- surveys asking for student input, feels diat years to change the student contract folthe students must be educated about the lowed by the Food Commiuee, which is
mitted to question die candidates.
"set in stone for all 14 state schools."
Expressions of concem by the candidates SCC before they can voice their desires.
Another topic discussed during the debate
Bill Johnstone, candidate for Correspondabout the general lack of student involvewas
die $2 million in budget cuts to the uniing
Secretary
said
that
keeping
an
"open
ment in campus activities were prominent
diroughout die debate. Aldiough all die line of communication" between the odier versity that will take effect in the Fall '92
candidates agreed that student i ^ t h y is a state schools may help to solve die student semester. All presidential candidates agree
major problem on campus, various sugges- apathy problem on our campus by discover- diat library hours would be affected by
diese cuts and diat die solution to die buding mediods used by other colleges.
tions were offered as possible solutions.
When asked about die administration of get problems begins in Harrisburg.
Presidential candidate Ladd Frehse feels
Madrak suggested a petition saying diat
diat die students have not been adequately special committees, Bolton said he would
die
students must take a stand in letting and
direct
attention
to
die
Social
Committee
and
represented in the past and made die suglegislators
in Harrisburg know what they
Cultural
Affairs
Committee
because
student
gestion of a forum in which student issues
want and need. Mclntyre believes that if
money goes into diese commiuees.
would be discussed.
Schwalbe said diat, aldiough he is inter- the governor would not cut money the liPresidential candidate Steve Madrak sugbrary would be open more, and Frehse suggested that COOne.THtinn ttnii rnmnrrvnicf Ko- Aot^H •« ti\ac Eagle Eye News Reporter

gested die possibility of changing library
hours to student's convenience if the hours
can not be extended.
When asked about suggestions conceming the university's "red tape", Chris Borgese, candidate for PUB Administrator, said
experienced officers are necessary to expedite relaticxis between die SCC and administration. Plindi Sanders, candidate for Recording Secretary, said, "we all have
experience in and out of senate." She feels
that her experience in organizations and
clubs outside of die SCC is helpful in her
understanding of students needs and desires.
When asked about the parking problem
on campus Frehse spoke of the possibility
of two lots with 40 spaces diat be located
next to the field hockey field, as well as a
proposed five-year plan allowing more
parking spaces and less parking stickers to
be handed out to the students.
Madrak made die suggestion of a parking
garage saying that land, which could be
used for various activities or more buildings, is being wasted for parking lots._
The debate, which began at 7 p.m., ended
widi closing statements by die candidates.
Current Treasurer of the SCC, Steve Stephenson was not present at die debate.
A presidential fomm will be broadcast on
WLHU, April 10, from 9 a.m. to 10 a.m.

Around campus in 2.9 seconds

A 2 0 and ZZZ
seize top spots
Campus Greeks fought long and hard during Greek Week competitions last week,
slugging it out dirough hamburger chomp
fests and volleyball events before Alpha
Sigma Phi and Sigma Sigma Sigma became
die kings and queens of the competitive
mountain.
The Inter-Fratemity Council and die Panhellenic Board of LHU sponsored die
Greek Week festivities, which are used as a
way of improving relations between die
various Greek organizations through
healdiy competition.
The week's competition consisted mainly adiletic mainstays such as football and
basketball, but also included a number of
non-athletic events such as die fraternity
burger eating contest. To win die event, die
contestant must be die fastest to eat a large
cheese steak from Sal's.
Anodier popular event was die air-band
competition. During diis event, each organization must pick a song and prepare a skit
which follows die lyrics. The winner is
judged in a number of categories such as
originality, crowd participation, and props.
Competing in diis year's games were die

University Briefs
fraternities Alpha Chi Rho (AXP), Alpha
Sigma Phi (AZ*), Kappa Delta Rho
(KAP), Lambda Chi Alpha (AXA), Phi Mu
Delta («I>MA), and Tau Kappa Epsdon
(TKE). The sororities Alpha Sigma Tau
(AET), Sigma KaRja (ZK), Sigma Sigma
Sigma (ZZZ), and Zeta Tau Alpha (ZTA).
The brodiers of Phi Beta Sigma (^BZ) also
were involved acting as judges and referees.
AXA took second in the competition and
TKE finished diird. In die sororities AZT
came in second and ZKsecured diird.

Munchies banned
from Stevenson

RAs sponsor
food drive
The resident assitants from all seven residence halls on cmpus are sponsoring a
non-persiable food drive. The drive will
run from April 6 until April 16. Boxes
have been placed at die front desks of each
hall during regular desk hours for die cellection of donated food. All food wil be
given to die Salvation Army. The RAs remind students that food can be bought from
the C-Store with unused, end-of-thesemester flex.

Law Enforcement
survey distributed

Robert Bravard, director of library services, announced recendy that starting April
20, no food or drinks wil be permitted within any public areas of die library or behind
The Student Cooperative Council's
any library service desk.
(SCC) Law Enforcement and Student SafeBravard said anyone found with food or
ty committee is questioniong students as to
drinks will be asked to leave die building
their
feelings towards law enforcement on
until; the food or beverage is consumed.
campus
through a new survey.
Repeat violators will be cited and referred
The
survey,
which will be mailed to stuto the campus judicial system for appropridents, asks students to agree or disagree
ate action.
He explained diat the new policy was with various statements. The statements
keeping widi diat of other universities, and range from "There is criteria widiin the
that it does not apply to the Library's staff campus environment that warrants carrying
lounge or to private offices or work areas. of firearms by Law Enforement officers." to

"Law Enforcememt enforces non-parking
regulations consu^ctively and fairly."
The survey will be used by die Law Enforcement and Student Safety committee
and Law Enforcement in an attempt to improve service on campus.

SCC election
dates announced
s e e Executive Elections will be April
13 to April 15. Polling places include;
April 13 to 15:
BenUey Dining Hall 11 a.m. to I p.m.
and 5 to 7 p.m.
Raub Hall, IOa.m. to 11 a.m.
Robinson Learning Center, 2 to 3 p.m.
Parsons Union Budding 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.;
April 13:
Smith Hall, Woolridge Hall, and Russell
Hall, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.
April 14:
North Hall, Gross Hall, McEntire Hall,
and High Hall, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.
A validated student I.D. is needed to vote
in SCC Elections.

Friday, April 10.1992 Eagk Eye 7

The Eagle
Eye's Features,
Arts
and
Entertainment
Section

Actors present zany Parisian sex farce
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Black Student
Union's Annual
Fashion
and Variety
Show
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The respectable Dr. Petypon (Jason McQuiddy) is
taken in by "The Shrimp."
(Carol Simey) in
"Lady from Maxim's" (Photo courtesy of Public Relations)

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"Picture Larry, Moe and
Curly suddenly finding
themselves in a Paris nightclub."
That's how director Denise Warner describes "The
Lady from Maxim's," the
Parisian comedy presented
by the University Players in
Sloan Fine Arts Center.
To sum up the story, Warner explained that 'The
Lady from Maxim's" is "a
zany, fast-paced, highly energetic farce [in which] the
good Dr. Petypon finds
himself in a compromising
situation with a scantilyclad nightclub dancer."
'The zany plot, cheesy
French accents and exaggerated period costumes allow
us to forget about all of our
own troubles and laugh at
the character's woes," said
Warner.
And the characters have
some pretty laughable woes.
Afraid that his reputation
will be damaged by his involvement
with
"the
Shrimp," played by Carol
Simey, Dr. Petypon, played
by Jason McQuiddy, tries
deperately to hide his uncharacteristic blunder. His
attempts to cover up his situation weave a tantalizing

web of mistaken identies
and merry contusion.
'This [Dr. Petypon] is die
largest role I've ever had in
my life," said McGuiddy, a
freshman appearing in his
second Mainstage production. Simey, appearing in
her fifth University Players
production, commented on
the amount of wcvk that has
gone into "Lady from Maxim's" "I attend rehearsals
just to warm up for the rehearsals," she said, adding
that she does a lot of dancing in the show.
Both Simey and her costar McQuiddy enjoy working with Wamer. "Denise
is incredible," said Simey.
"She has a lot of patience
and understanding ... she
tries to get us to do our best
and we do." "Denise is a
great
director,"
added
McQuiddy.
The tour-de-force comprises a cast 32 students.
"It's just a lot of fun to
work widi them," said Sirney. "They are an inspiration."
'The Lady from Maxim's
opened Wednesday and
will continue its mn tonight
and Saturday night at 8
p.m. Admission is free
with a valid student I.D.

Talent from around the world in Price

Tonight,
Tomorrow
April 10,11
University Players
present "Lady from
Maxim's" Sloan
Fine Arts Center, 8
p.m. Free admission widi valid I.D.

Tomorrow
April 11
Earth Day, Russell
lawn. Live Entertainment and information booths,
12 noon to
6 p.m.

Sunday.
April 12
Planetarium Show
"Hubble: Report
From Orbit," Ulmer
Hall at 2 & 4 p.m.

Sunday
April 12
LHU Community
Orchestra and Lock
Haven Community
Chorus present die
24th Anniversary
Spring Pops
Concert, Rogers
Gymnasium, 3 p.m.
Free Admission.

Sunday
April 12

by Amy Coles
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
The worid was center stage last Friday
evening as the Intemational Students Association held its annual Variety Show in
Price Auditorium.
Many faculty and students tumed out for
the show, which was the result of many
cultures working together for a common
goal. JunicM- Cheryl Grahm called it "a cultural experience without leaving the state."
Masters of Ceremonies Elenio Coleman
and Roni Rux started the evening off by
pointing out to those in attendence that
"each of the seven continents is represented here at LHU."
The first performance of die evening exemplified that notion. Polish student Konrad Korbowicz and American John Sealey
Jr. teamed up for a Polish piano and guitar
song.
Other highlights of die evening included
a shon Chinese play entided "The Rainbow Deer;" dance routines from Costa
Rica, Mexico, Pakistan and India; a step
show by two Phi Beta Sigma brodiers; and.

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Convocation and
Foundation Awards
Ceremony, with
guest speaker
Gerald Robinson
Alumni Room,
Akeley Hall, I p.m.

Thursday
April 16
Open meeting with
President Craig
Dean Willis, Sloan
Auditorium, I p.m.

Polish exchange student Konrad Korobowicz performing "Flov/ers."(photo
by Travis Prebble)
several guitar songs from all over the
world.
For die show's finale, Coleman invited
participants and audience members onto the
stage for a final dance, "The Electric Slide."
"I liked die dancing and the creativity,"
said freshman Tina Comrey.
Freshman Brandi Buelow said, "It was

SCC Movies
Friday & Saturday

different. I'd never seen anything hke it
before."
Marsha Way, one of die committee members and a participants in die variety show
said, "We were very happy with the tumout
and the show" especially considering the
fact diat die program was put togedier "in
about a week."

7:00 p.m.
City Slickers
9.00 p.m.
Terminator II
Movies shown in
McEntire Hall,
lounge.

8 Eagle Eye Friday, April 10, 1992

WLIIll
TOP TEN ALBUMS
1. Various Artists
Wayne's World
12. The Cure
Wish
13. Celtic Frost
Parched With Thirst Ami
And Dying
14. Nirvana
Nevermind
{5. Psychefunkapus
Skin
[6. Bodycount
Bodycount
17. Spinal Tap
Break Uke The Wind
18. Ozzy Osbourne
No More Tears
[9. Nitzerebb
Ebbhead
10. Guns 'N Roses
Use Your Illusions II

\ 1. Queen
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
12. The Cure
"High"
{3. D'iiy Osbourne
"Mama,I'm Coming
HcHse"
[4. Psydiefbttkapus
"Surfin" On Jupiter"
15. Spinal Tap
"Bitch School"

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A vulgar display from Pantera
This week's pick
Pantera
Vulgar Display
Power

Of

by Matt Walsh
Eagle Eye Music Critic
As I mentioned last week. Skid
Row and Pantera will be played
die Spectrum in Philadelphia tonight. For those of you who are
fortunate enough to go (like me),
you will see one of the best new
bands, and probably the heaviest
band, in history.
1 have already mentioned Pantera's name in a few articles, so it's
about time I actually reviewed it
Pantera is on the road supporting
their second album Vulgar Display of Power, and with a tide like
that, you can sort of expect how
heavy this album is (If that title
doesn't sell records, nothing will).
This album is so heavy it could
melt the CD Ryan is reviewing.
Most of the songs on the album

They Might Be Back

are about their feelings against
upper-class society. The first single off the album is "Moudi For
War," a song about voicing your
opinions because they might make
a difference (this should be the
dieme for the SCC elections; maybe we can eliminate some of this

student apathy). Other u-acks include "Walk," "A New Level,"
"By Demons Be Driven," and the
perfect definition for their musical
style "F@#*ing Hostile," which
has come close to being a top 5
single (I'd love to see the Eagle

Eye print that!).
One of die pro'olems with Pantera's aggressive style is that Philip
Anselmo's real voice doesn't fit
with the music, so he has to
change to a more screaming voice.
His real voice, which is quite
good I might add, can be heard on
die semi-ballad "This Love" (It's
as close to a ballad as Pantera will
ever get).
If you've watched MTV's Headbanger's Ball recendy, you might
have noticed that their theme music has changed. The new theme
music is a collaboration of some
songs from Pantera's album. This
album also debuted on the college
metal charts at #1 and has stayed
there ever since. So, why would a
commercial band like Skid Row
ask a thrash band like Pantera to
open up for them? Yes, diey're
diat good.
Next week: I've u-ied to be very
diverse in my reviews, and next
week I'm climbing deeper into the
gutter of metal dian ever before.
Well, it looks like Ryan actually
reviewed an album this week.
Last week he spent more time
making fun of me than talking
about the album he reviewed (then
again, look what album he chose
to review), and the best he could
do was call me a "weenie." Nice
vocabulary, Ryan.

BSUshow fashion sense

scribed as They Might Be Giants.
They can make die mundane not
only interesting, but silly and fun.
M example of this on their
present album is die qiic, "Mam- by Tanisha L. Jenkins
mal." It lists several members of Eagle Eye Features Reporter
This week's pick
the animal kingdom, a few evoluThey Might Be
tionary develc^ments, and differ.\ combination of fashion,
ences in mammals, like marsupiGiants
als versus placentals. In sh(xt, die dance, poetry, and singing enterApollo 18
lyrics look like a script for Nation- tainment was presented by the
al Geographic Explorer. But it's a Black Student Union during dieir
song. A TMBG song. Don't ask Annual Fashion and Variety Show
me, just listen to it sometime. I diis past Saturday.
by Ryan Ritter
The fashions modeled came
just review this stuff.
Eagle Eye Music Critic
Other notable bits of strange- from different retail stores in Lock
ness include, "Dig My Grave," "I Haven. The models were judged
Yeah, I know I said last week I Palindrome I," "Spider," 'The by members of the faculty and
was not too impressed with the Guitar," "Dinner Bell," and die staff who voted for the best fenew They Might Be Giants album, uncharacteristic "Hypnotist of La- male and male models as well as
Apollo 18, but you know, it kinda dies." Strangest of all has to be the winners in the variety perforgrew on me since then. 1 still tracks 17 to 37, which are a series mances.
The winners for the best female
don't diink this album approaches of random song and lyric bits, as
the silliness quality of their last al- if they wanted twenty more songs, models were Latanya McCIellon
bum. Flood, but it certainly has its but only included the first few sec- and Anna Smith. The male reciponds. They all run together and ients of the best model honor were
moments.
The lead single, "The Statue Got add a certain schizophrenic touch Dirk Weaver and Jimmy Broadway.
Me High," is getting a good deal to the album.
In the variety show competition,
This is not a bad piece of work,
of airplay, and for good reason.
It's got die typical They Might Be and will probably be successful first place went to the Kappa
Giants bouncy feel, and lyrics given TMBG's reputation. If you Sweethearts and Friend who perneed a bit of random strangeness, formed the Gospel song "I Beleaning towards die suneal.
TMBG has always had die check this album out. You may lieve." The members of the winners were Kia Williams, Sharon
strange ability to take simple, be surprised.
Next week, next week, let's see. Green, Charmaine Benson, Crysmundane topics, arrange diem in
their own unique musical style, Sorry, but that is just too far off to tal Crawford, and April Brown.
and come up widi this really bi- diink about right now. I simply Second place went to a dance duo
zarre ... diis wild and difi'erent ... love the end of the semester called E-Money and a die tie for
diird place occured between two
diis ... oh, hell, it can only be de- cmnch. Aces, dudes.

Jesse Cleare struts his stuff at the BSU Fashion Show (photo
by Travis Prebble).
dance groups. Phi Beta Sigma
Fraternity Inc. and the B-H Girls.
The organizing of the fashion
show was coodinated by members of the Black Student Union.
The President of die Black Student Union Hamida Randolph
said, "We put the planning of the

show totally into the hands of the
coodinators." The coordinating
chairpersons were Maveita Smith
and Priya Dayanada. Randolph
felt that the show was very successful and well received by the
faculty and staff as well as die
many students who attended.

Friday. April 10,1992 Eagle Eye

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9

Stranger than fiction...

Clinton scandal update
CONFESSIONS
OF A
DANGEROUS
MIND
Steve Infanti
There are a few phrases I prefer
not to hear. "No, diis can't be
cured widi penicillin," "Open die
door, Infanti. We have a search
warrant," and any speech by Democratic presidential hopeful Bill
Clinton rank high on my list.
1 hate turning political in my
column, especially since sex is so
much easier to write about and
hold students' attention better.
A few weeks ago, Clinton admitted (ha...ha...ha) that he experimented with marijuana once when

he was younger. The catch was
that he didn't inhale and he didn't
enjoy it. Yeah, I'll tmst this guy
as president. He tries to do somediing illegal and he can't even get
diat right.
Actually, I don't care if he
smoked marijuana when he was
younger. What irks me is that he
doesn't have the gona^ to admit
he did iL
Let's recap some of the more
popular Clinton scandals.
First, there was the sex scandal
with a young woman in Arkansas.
Not to worry. Chnton didn't
breathe the entire time and he
didn't enjoy it. I'll give him credit. This guy is putting sex back
into politics where it belongs.
Next came the original draftdodging scandal where Clinton allegedly joined die ROTC to get
out of serving in Viemam. Clinton denied it, saying he had wanted to serve. I'm not saying he's
lying and I'm no expert on the
Vietnam-era draft, but I think if
Clinton really wanted to go, the

Army could have found a way to
send him.
Then came the hints of illegal
loans and business practices in the
Clinton clan, but he managed to

"Clinton is
putting sex
back into
politics where
it belongs."
dodge those allegations faster than
die draft.
Clinton also stated that he
would give his wife, Hillary, a tqi
position in the cabinet if he was
elected.
Fortunately, a poll
showed 67 percent of the people
surveyed disapproved of Hillary

serving in any position in the
White House.
Then voters got to see calm,
cool, Mr. Clinton freaking out at
voters at political rallies. Why
would anybody want a man who
can't handle a heckler at a rally to
negotiate delicate matters with
world leaders?
Just when I thought we had
heard die last of die Bill Clinton
scandals, we get another one.
This one is sort of a sequel to the
draft-dodging scandal. Apparently, Clinton allegedly never revealed that he had already received an induction notice into
the Armed Services. Oh, my!
This column is not a celebrity
endorsement (OK, my ego is out
of conuol again) of President
Bush or Jerry Brown. There are
pros and cons with each candidate. Clinton just seems to have
more noticeable character flaws.
Will Bill Clinton become the
next president of the United
States? Don't hold your breadi on
this one. Bill.

Voter turnout needs shot in the arm
Lori Packer
As I sat in the TV lounge in
McEntire Hall Monday night and
listened to die candidates for
SCC's executive offices speak
about their ideas and plans for die
coming year, one thing stmck me
above everything else. It wasn't
the quality of dieir remarks, although all of the candidates performed very well. As I locked
around that large room, one sad
fact stared me right in the face:
less than half of the seats were
full. All in all, I'd say about 30
students were present.
Furthermore, most of the students there were people who had
some personal involvement in die
campaign: members of die media,
current senators, presidents of
SCC-funded organizations, etc.
There were few if any students
there who had just come to listen
for dieir own benefit. I don't
think anyone there just said to
themselves, "I think I'll go to die
debates tonight so I'll know who
these people are when 1 vote."
Throughout the course of the debate, I kept wondering why that
was. Maybe die SCC hadn't done
a good enough job of publicizing
the event Maybe if more people
had known about it diey would
have auended.
I certainly hope that is die case.
I would hate to think diat people
had seen die ads in die Eagle Eye
and the signs around campus and
just didn't bother to attend, just

like I sincerely hope diat pe(^Ie
will just not bother to vote.
Voter tumout for SCC elections
is pitiful. Last year, only 458 voted for SCC President From a student body of over 3,000, diat's a
disg^ce. Maybe students don't
realize die effect the SCC can
have on their daily lives. Maybe
diey diink the SCC is just a donothing body, like student councils and "homeroom representatives" from our High School days.
This could not be further from
die tradi. The SCC has money —
lots of it. And with money comes
power. Any time you go to a
sporting event on campus, the
SCC pays for your ticket Every
comedian, dance group, musician
or production you attend or don't
attend would not exist if it weren't for SCC funding. If you ever
want to start a club or organization, or receive more money for
your existing one, the SCC will
control your fate. From theatre to
athletics, to the paper you're holding right now, the SCC funds
them all.
I've heard some students complain about the price we all pay
for these services. Many students
resent the $60 Activity Fee. According to one estimate, one-third
of the students don't even pay it.
"I don't get my $60 wordi," diey
claim. Well who's fault is diat!
If we don't attend the events provided for us, then we won't get
our money's worth. And if you
don't like the events offered, then
vote for people who will try to
change them and let your senators

know what kind of events you
would attend.
Perhaps more importandy than
the events they sponsor, the SCC
is attempting to revitalize the student Judicial Board. The board
would serve as a recourse for students who believe diey have been
unjusdy punished, permitting students to be tried by a jury of their
peers. Hall directors and Student
Life would no longer act as judge
and jury. We would again have
some say about the protection of
our rights as students.
The Judicial Board, as well as
die odier SCC committees, wdl

need a lot of work if it is to serve
die real interests of the student
body. The SCC is not perfect.
Things need to be changed. We
the students need to feel diat die
SCC lives up to its function. We
need to know that there are hardworking people representing us.
The only way to know that for
sure is to vote for them ourselves.
Find out more about die candidates if you don't recognize their
names. Find out what diey stand
for and what diey plan to do. Call
them on die phone if you have to.
Think about your decision, and
dien VOTE.

DIRT: The
magazine
for the
modern man
Travis Prebble
It just isn't fair that girls get
more magazines than varieties of
nail polish. What do we have?
Sports mags. That's i t The
women get all the fashion tips,
"Does he really love you?" quizzes, and gobs of pictures of models in their underwear. Do our
sports mags give us fashion tips?
"Wear a cup is about die extent
of it. Quizzes? "Should you improve your life or watch the Super Bowl?" is what we must decide. And if we picked up
magazines containing pictures of
guys in their underwear, we
would be the Rudolph the Red
Nose Reindeer of the recreational
sports world: nobody would let
us play dieir reindeer games.
WeU, guys, we finafiy have our
revenge in the form of DIRT
magazine.
Listen to this:
"..JDIRT will cover sports, girls,
cars, music, fashion, grooming,
celebrities, hiunor and current
events." What? You mean we
don't get pofume samples?!? In
DIRTs press release, their example of a celebrity is Crispin Glover. This is the guy who played
George McFly in die Back to die
Future movies. What a role model! I wonder what music diey
cover. Favorite polkas of die
I950's?
The very first issue of DIRT
boosts our egos by telling us,
"Maybe This Is Why You Can't
Get A Girifriend." Gosh, dianks.
According to DIRT, diis is why:
maybe you're too picky; maybe
you're looking in the wrong places; maybe you're too desperate;
maybe you have a bad reputation; maybe you don't need one.
They forgot the most important
reasons: maybe you have a fatal
case of luditosis; maybe you
haven't changed your imderwear
since you were five; maybe
you're gay; maybe because you
read DIRT.
To get a better feel of what
DIRT has to offer, just listen to
what else the first issue features:
Totally Random Skills; Nameless, which is stories about people who aren't famous (maybe
they'll write about me someday);
and Junk Drawer, a section devoted to "just about anydiing you
would find in your kitchen junk
drawer."
Guys, whatever DID we do
widiout DIRT7 Now diat DIRT
has come into my life, I feel as
though I am a better individual. I
now know that I'm single because I'm too desperately picky
in the wrong places with a bad
reputation when I don't even
NEED a girlfriend. I now know
that as a nameless person, I may
have totally random skills that I
can apply to the items in my junk
drawer. All I want to know is
diis: are we gonna get perfume
samples, or not?

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zidtfi Lisa Lave^Cia
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Happiness is a glazed donut still warm from the oven.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
The blue bird of happiness will drop a bomb on your head.
Gemini (May 21 • June 20)
Getting angry is pointless. Get revenge and feel satisfied.
Cancer (June 21 • July 22)
A black condom will cause chaos in your life.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
It is better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to open your
mouth and remove all doubt.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
When a one night stand won't go away in the morning, get a friend
to help.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
The only cure for Spring Fever is self-discipUne. Since you have
none, party on!
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Eat a lemon. It will improve your pucker so that you can get a date.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 22)
Being sick is no excuse for behaving like a whining, sniveling child.
Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 19)
Sexual innuendoes will either eam you a slap or a smile. Take a
chance.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
A beer by any other name will still get you drunk.

Bush's son visits Lock Haven,
campaigns for Dad... in 1980
TALES FROM
THE MORGUE
by Lori Packer
Eagle Eye Features Editor
April IS, 1980: During this election year, the
SCC's Cultural Affairs Committee attempted to get
one of the presidential candidates to speak at our
school. Unfortunately Reagan and Carter were unavailable but, the University managed to book none
other than Marvin Bush, son of then Republican
presidential candidate, your favorite president and
mine, George Bush.
Maybe we could get Marvin to do a return appearance. This year's lecture: "Why you Should
All Vote For My Daddy."
In other news this week:
AprU 9,1976: Every room in High Hall was inspected by the Assistant Dean of Student Life this
week. Apparently, custodians had to open some
doors in order to properly wax the floor and when

they did, they found "many things amiss." Several
bed frames were dismantled and lounge furniture and
other "illegal items" were discovered.
Students claimed that the searches were a violation
of the right to privacy but the administration countered with the Residence Hall Handbook which
states, "College officials have the right to enter and
inspect and student room." So much for democracy.
April 10, 1984: Problems with concerts plagued
the SCC this week (Gee, that sounds familiar).
Headliner Robert Hazard had to cancel his appearance after he was hit on the head with a microphone
at an earlier show in Philadelphia. The SCC scrambled to find a local band to open for Greg Kihn, now
the concert's main act Despite the {voblems and a
relatively small turnout the SCC managed to scrape
by, even making a small profit Wow, that is news!
April 8, 1986: Financial scandals rocked the University's yearbook staff and a lawsuit was threatened
against the University and both editors. The yearbook was being mn as an independent operation,
separate from the SCC and the University. Apparently, the two editors had bought personal items with
money supplied by the publishing company.
These items included: $73-a-night hotel room
stays, a personal computer, ISO bagels, seven pounds
of croutons, two movie rentals, and a $7 parking
ticket.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Keep in mind... the difference between a dog and a fox is only a
twelve pack.

Education helps open
door for minorities
come more educated:
Go to a theatre production, a
field hockey game, a music concert. Take a hike in the mountains, ask an intemational student
"Knowledge is power."
Being a minority female on this what it's like to live in a foreign
campus, I have tried to mold the country, go to an SCC meeting, or
past four years of my life around join an organization you know
that statement. I do not know nothing about Sit with different
when and where 1 first heard that people in Bentley, read a magaFrancis Paeon quote, but his three zine at the lilx'ary, or voice a conwords have stuck in my head for cem with an administrator.
The bottom line is that through
the last eight semesters.
I believe the only way a person all these experiences you would
can succeed in life is to become have attained more knowledge
educated. And if you are in a mi- than if you had done nothing at
nority, you must become more ed- all.
In addition to the above suggesucated than the average John Doe.
Since prejudice exists out there in tions, people* (especially minorithe "real world," people will not ties) are urged to set high goals
take you seriously unless you are and work harder. If you want to
knowledgeable. The only path be given the same respect as anyou can take to become knowl- other person, woric harder and
edgeable is to follow your desire prove that you are better. In my
opinion, working harder means
to leam more.
What does this path consist of? conquering a challenge. Don't let
In the past four years, I have tried the challenge conquer you.
After all, the more knowledge a
my hardest to leam more about
various subjects. 1 am not talking person absorbs, the more invinciabout my designated classes. ble a person becomes. 1 challenge
There is a lot to leam out there everybody to leam more. Be like
outside classes. The following is a bulldozer, tearing down walls, in
a short list of some of the things order to conquer unexplored arethat one could do in order to be- as.
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CLUB/GROUP NEWS
The executive elections for the Rape Task Force
will be held at the April 21st meeting. Come to
the meeting so you can vote.
April 26th at 7 p.m. Ms. Traisters Tumbling/
Gymnastics class Will be performing a gymnastic show call "Gymnastics in Motion" in Zimmerli Gym 1. Come see Lock Haven students
perform on all gymnastic qjparatus.
Come and join Students Against Drunk Driving.
Meeting are Mondays in Raub 307 at 6 p.m.
The Rape Task Force meets on Tuesdays at
6 p.m. in 129 RLC. Everyone is welcome.
The Role-Playing Undo-ground will be meeting
at 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 14 in the Woolridge
Hall TV lounge. C^ the agenda: Work on the
Assasination fundraiser and the 'game fest' (the
minicon) Also, the newsletter is FINALLY here.
All are welcome to attend.
FOR SALE
5 ACRES NEAR WOOLRICH FOR SALE! in
Pine Ridge Development. Jersey Shore School
District. $22,000 Call 398-7807.
Dunlop tennis rackets- I-Max Impact Plus, 41/
2 grip for $95 2- Max 8001,45/8 grip, $85 If interested call Pete at 748-2838
1989 Fold Bronco 4X4, must sell!! Fully loaded
runs like new. Brand new CD player installed.
4 brand new radial tires. Will practically give
away at $3,000. or best offer. Black and silver
outside with gray interior. Call Andy at 7489883
ANNOUNCEMENTS
The senior bar crawl is being planned!! It is
scheduled for Friday May 8th following Graduation rehearsal. Question?? Contact Stefdi at
748-8812.
ATTENTIONGRADUATES: C^w, gowns and
announcements are available in the book store.
Avoid the rush and get yours today. The Josten's class ring man will be in the bookstore to
take orders April 27 and 28. Get your order in
today.
NA-nONAL COLLEGE POETRY CONTEST
open to all college and university students desiring to have their poetry anthologized. Cash prizes will be awarded to the top five poems. Eteadline: March 31. For more info send SASE to :
Intemational Publications, PO Box 44044-L
Los Angeles, CA 90044
Heading for EUROPE this summer? Jet there
anytime for only $169 with AIRHITCH! Also,
super low round trip fares lo West coast. AIRHITCH 893-6000.
Ulmer Planetarium will present a show on the
Hubble Space Telescope with actual photos of
nearby planets in our Solar System and other discoveries that have changed the astronomical
world forever. The show "Hubble: Report From
Orbit" will be presented in Ulmer Planetarium,
March 29, April 5, and April 12. There will be
two shows for each date on at 2 p.m. and another
at 4p.m. Admission is free, but seating is very
limited and no one will be admitted after the
show has started.

CLASSIFIED
Sunday Dinner at the Newman Center every
week at 5 pjn. free to LHU students. Call 7488592 to reserve a plateStudents with bills from Smith Kline Beechom
for throat cultures, please take the bills to Elvera
J. Crissman. RN at the Glennon health Services
Center at your earliest convience.
Lonely DJ seeks listeners of HARD ROCK,
HEAVY METAL AND ALTERNATIVE variety. Will also consider CLASSIC. Listen to the
Long Haired Jack Show Fridays S-7 p.m. on
90.3 before you go party hopping. Requests
granted.
WANTED
Small microwave, doim refrigerator, and a
small color TV. Must be in good condition.
Call Jen at *3597.
One or two students to help clean out my basement April 25th, beginning @ 10am, $5 per
hour. Hard work, but no heavy lifting. Call Janet Irons or Al 748-3643.
FOR RENT
Still looking to move off campus? HOUSE FOR
RElviT- close to campus. 38 N. Fairview St.
Call Wendy at 3088 or Jen at 748-8237.
CAREER SERVICES
SUMMER CAMP JOBS: general counselors,
lifeguards, kitchen help, maintenance. Camp is
located near Bloomsburg, PA. Sponsored by the
Penn's Woods Giri Scout Council. Call (717)
759-8236, EEO/AA employer.
CVS/ People's Drug will be conducting on campus interviews April 14from9a.m. to 4p.m. Positions available: Management Trainees, Management Technology, Management Science,
Social Science, Economics, Psychology, Sociology majors are welcome to sign up in for interviews in Career Services, Akeley HaU.
PERSONALS
Bethany, Good job with Greek Week- I am
proud of you. Love, Your Big
Dr. Campbell: Bring some steak with you to
breakfast today. Not that it's going to be hot,
you just wouldn't want to waste the hot air, you
know? Your staff
The American Heart Association greatly appreciates the efforts of the followingfraternitiesand
sororities for the time they took to raise over
$500 for the "Have a Heart" fimd raising campaign: Tau Kappa Epsilon, Sigma Kappa, Zeta
Tau Alpha, Phi Mu Delta, Alprfia Sigma Tau,
Lambda Chi Alpha. Thank you very much.
Rose Ann Neff.
AXA- Why don't you sell your 8-in a row TShirts because A£ was wondering if they
could buy them!!!
Dans, We make money the old fashion way, we
beat people up for it. WOOOO
Andy, Rick Flair is still the champion, because
to be the man you have to beat the man and Flair
is the man.
To my Big-Gary M. #69 Thanks for being
there. Love your Utile —Bird.

Mr. Jim Hamilton's advisees will be working
with Dr. Cierpilowski. Please schedule preregistration appointments by signing the appointment
form on the door outside of RLC
216.

To the Brothers of OKT, Nice going on your National exam. I'm proud of all of you. (What's
your creed?) Love, your derunother

Entertainment by Microbudget Soimd, your DJ
for all occasions. Call Mitch at 748-1954

It's lime for a change- vote Kerri Mclntyre for
SCC president.

Hi Michelle H. Miss you J.R. and L.M.

Congratulations to the Pledges of AKH*. Love
the Brothers of A KI*

work and remember there is always someone
there.

Sigma Kappa pledges, you are doing a great job,
VERY INSPIRED. We love you, the Sisters

Lisa, congratulations on AK4'. Love Tina

Congratulations to Karl, E-, Ray, Eric and Paul
for passing their 4>KT test. Great job-Kerri

Someone who means the world to me. Our
friendship will have its ups and downs, but if our
friendship is strong, our friendship will last forever evrai when I leave LHU. Love you. Aim

ZTA soccer is #1, Yeah Boop, ZLAM Deb
Yo pledge class. Let's stick together. We are to
close to mess up now! ZLAM, Debbie
Lisa, Thanx for everything. I know I can always
coimt on you! Love, your little

Happy Birthday to Kim and Lynette.
Your Sisters

Love,

Kimmer - Have a great birthday, you Floosie.
Live it up and party hard! Love Susi
Happy 71st Birthday AIT

ZTA Pledges, Thanx for all your love support
and participation during Greek Week. The feeling are mutual and as always we are very proud.
ZLAM, your sisters
Congrats Hindi! Good luck at the fmal interview. We're all behind you. ZLAM your ZTA
sisters and pledges
Four more issues, my Siafflings. Gearing up for
a big bang? - Your Editor
C.G.!, How about those crows? C.G.2
To our Brothers in Kappa Kappa Psi: Good luck
at the Jazz Festival this weekend. Show 'em
what you're made of!
Karen, I just want to let you know how impressed I am with you as a person. ZLAM, Cori
Liule Jen- Keep up the great work. You are doing a great job. Love, Denise
To my sisters in TBL: We share a strong bond,
you and I, one that cannot be severed. Though I
graduate in May, you can still count on my love
and support, always. Lil Em.
Amy p. You're the best. Let's get together
soon. ZLAM, Julie
CTA sisters, What a great Greek Week. Even
though we came in last we had a blast. Isn't that
what its all about anyway. Need I say More?
ZLAM Cori
To the Hot Guy from New York, Smile. I still
love you. Don't worry it's only 4 weeks until
the end of school! Love, Your Favorite Reporter
Mrphil, Your very own personal. We have to
get together again to sing duck and worm and
cat songs. A Geology Wannabe
To the Woman with the magic late night fmgers.
You really pushed the right keys for me. Thanks
a million. Love, The Hot Guy form New York

To the brothers of A£, Thanks for the freat
mixer. Let's do it again soon. Love, the Sisters
of AZT
To all AZT sisters. Congratulations on Greek
Week. We really pulled together this year.
To AZT Pledges, Keep your chins up and keep
striving. Look how far you've already come.
Love the Sisters
To my 252 roommates: Are we ever going to
have a clean house again? Probably not. I love
you guys lots. Crissy
Practice many random acts of kindness.

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Friday, April 10,1992 EagieEye 13

Ice Hockey ends four game losing streak against Wolves
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
Bald Eagle ice hockey has been struggling lately, especially with surrendering
too many goals to the opposing team. Goalie Chris Holtz answered his critics in last
weekend's games.
Saturday morning the Eagles had to tangle with the third place Wolves from Harrisburg. Team attendance was low for Lock
Haven as only seven other people came
with Holtz.
For those of you who don't know hockey
or have bad math, that's only two subs for
an entire game. The Eagles knew they
would be sucking some air at the end of this
one. They also weren't expecting a good
game.
Their confidence was boostered after
some key saves early on by Holtz. B.J.
Poster took a rebound shot down at the other end and shot for nothing but net by the
fallen Harrisburg goalie.
About a minute later, a sharp pass from
the comer by Bill Rineer landed right on
Poster's stick where he tipped it in giving
the Haven the early two goal lead.

A few minutes later, Mike Smith chipped then, the tide tumed for the worse.
another, then another, and even another. Fiaway at a loose puck and poked it home to
Holtz went down to block a shot, got nal score, 6-1, Geohabs.
make the score 3-0, in favor of the Bald Ea- twisted up, and tore ligaments in his knee.
After the game it was discovered Holtz
gles.
He went on to play the rest of the game, but would have to be put on crutches and
wouldn't be able to play in the team's final
The Wolves were fuially able to beat wasn't able to perform up to his usual.
game this weekend.
Holtz as a wrist shot was put by him.
That's when the Geohabs took control.
That's all Holtz was to allow that night
They scored one goal, then another, then
Later on in the game a Brian Oakes pass
made it's way through to Rineer where he
was able to slip it by the Wolves' goalie.
Score: Eagles 4, Wolves 1.
The Eagles kept the offense going where
assistant captain Chuck Schweizer was able
to spring the puck loose for a breakaway.
He shot it so hard even he didn't know it
went in.
Just to add insult to injury, with 15 seconds left in the game Poster completed his
hat trick, scoring the Haven's sixth goal,
where they went home with a 6-1 win.
The win broke Lock Haven's four game
losing streak, and raised there confidence
level for the game against the Geohabs Sunday night.
The Geohabs were the only team in the
league which the Eagles have not beaten.
The closest they came was a 4-2 defeat.
Holtz again was spectacular in goal, stopBald Eagle defenseman Mike Smith tries to stop a Wolf from reaching Haven Goalie Chris
ping most anything that came his way.
Holtz (Photo by Greg Cetti).
Both teams exchanging goals, with the
Haven score coming from Mick Cvetnich,

Softball sweeps West Chester,
St. Francis

Wasn't the momentum on their side?
Not!
"I wouldn't say we fell into a slump,"
said head coach Kim Lindsey of the second
ESU game. "It seemed like we slopped
For five consecutive games, the Lady Ea- playing. It was like the girls had this attigles Softball team was on fire. But then, as tude of. Well, we won the first game, so
quickly as it had begun, the blaze was extin- let's hurry up and get the second one done."
Lindsey said that her squad didn't keep
guished by a lackadaisical loss.
their
intensity up for the second game, and
The women swept two home doubleheaders in-a-row (7-0 and lO-O over West Ches- it cost them. East Stroudsburg shut out the
ter University, 6-0 and 4-2 over St. Francis Lady Eagles, 6-0, on three hits.
After the loss, Lindsey couldn't explain
College) and were on their way to a third
straight against East Stroudsburg University how her team fell into such a funk. "They
Monday. They shut out ESU, I-O, in the should have bonded already," she said.
One explanation for the defeat could have
opener and it was looking like another outbeen the fact that hot-hitting shortstop Jess
standing outing when the nightcap began.
Brandt left the game with an injury in the
second inning.
When she went to the bench, so did much
of the women's punch from the plate.
But Lindsey refused to allow Brandt's departure to be her team's alibi. "We should
be at a point now where we can overcome
the loss of people," she said, "we should be
able to plug holes left by someone."
Lindsey figures it's something in her
squad's attitude that needs adjusting.
So on Wednesday, she called a team
meeting to discuss where they'll be going
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NCAA Division II top 25. (At the beginning of the season, they were the number 16
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Golf team drops to 3 PSAC teams
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The golf team opened it's season this past
week for the Haven with invitationals at
Shippensburg, West Chester, and Millersville. They knew everyone would need
some good scores if they would come away
with a good result.
First up was Shippensburg last week on
March 31. With thirteen teams participating
in the tourney, the Eagles were one step
from the bottom coming in twelfth place,
with a score of 364.
Up next was West Chester on Monday,

April 6. It didn't get any better than before.
The Bald Eagles placed 14 out of 15 teams
with a scwe of 406.
The following day the Eagles were looking for some improvement at the Millersville Invitational. The scores improved but
their place didn't. The Eagles came in last
out of seven teams with a score of 356.
Head coach Bob Weller had this to say
about the team: "Kendall's definitely starting to play better, with the change in weather." Weller said the weather drastically affected the Eagles play.
For the season Weller hopes for the underclassmen to improve their game to a better level. In their section he rates the Eagles
near the bottom half in the PSAC's.

Track team travel to Colonial Relays
by Shawn Liddick
Eagle Eye Sports Editor
The Bald Eagle track team went south for
the weekend as they traveled to the Colonial Relays at the College of William and
Mary in Williamsburg, Virginia.
The competition was very tight as the
Bald Eagle runners went up against mnners
from across the nation and across the divisional spectrum.
The women's team was the only one that
brought home place finishes and none were
higher than fourth.
Patti Smoker, nationally ranked number
two in the indoor high jump, only look
fourth in the event with a jump of 5' 5 1/4".
The all-freshman 4x100 squad of Michelle Roush, Tiffany Thomas, Wendy
Wise, and Tina Gilben finished sixth out of
14 teams.

Gilbert also continued her winning ways
by finishing fourth in the lOO-meter dash
with a time of 13.1 seconds.
The men's team had some great performances but fell short of making the finals.
Brian Wessner had a good javelin toss of
182' 8" and the men's 4x400 relay team of
Ken May, Mark Truman, Steve Kravitz and
Glen Allison ran a 3.28.
After the competition, head coach Mark
Elliston said that it was "a very tough
meet."
'There was big time competition from Division I, II, and III schools," said Elliston.
Elliston went on to say, "We also are battling injuries to a few key people (Tracy
Trapp, Tiffany Thomas, Celeste Wemer,
and Darryl Walker)".
"Ovendl, the meet was o.k. We are more
looking forward to this weekend at Shippensburg and some good weather."

14 EagieEye Friday. AprU 10,1992

SPQRTS
Men's tennis losing streak hits four matches
by Kevin Kovac
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The losing streak has reached four, but
coach Joel Johnson's men's tennis team is
definitely moving closer to the promised
land of victory.

"I can see improvement," said Johnson,
whose squad dropped a nip-and-tuck 5-4
decision to Lycoming College at home Saturday and was shut out, 9-0, by Indiana
University of Pennsylvania Monday.
Hard work by his players is something
Johnson can count on. He knows there's no
quit in them, even though an 0-4 record (0-

3 in PSAC competition) can be a bit disheartening to any team.
"The kids have the desire to get better,"
said Johnson. "They're always trying to
improve and are really working hard."
Their improvement was demonstrated on
Saturday when they nearly defeated Lycoming for the first triumph of the season.
Undoubtedly, the men were in a position
to win Saturday. Sophomore Bob Murdock, the team's number one singles player,
Chris Rice, Deo Roedil and Chris Drink all
captured their singles matches to give the
Bald Eagles a 4-2 advantage, but three losses by the doubles combinations handed the
day's victory to Lycoming.
Johnson said that his team needs more
work in doubles to become a formidable foe
for other schools. Court positioning and
court awareness or, more precisely, the factor of knowing where to be for the best results-are two points that need to be addressed at future practices, he added.
"Doubles was the deciding factor [against
Lycoming]," Johnson bottom-lined.

Chris Drink reiunis a two-handed forehand smash against his Lycoming oi^mnent. Drink
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The game became defensive until the 37
minute mark when Dave Gentzel took a
pass and dashed 2f> luelers for his first try
for the club. The kick was good and the
Haven went up 14-4 ending the first half.
The Bald Eagles struck first in the second
half five minutes in with a penalty kick
from 20 meters, taking the score to 17-4.
The game slowed until Gentzel took a
pass and ran 12 meters for his second try.
The kick was good, extending the lead to
23-4.
The Haven scored again 11 minutes later
as Gentzel completed the hat-trick with a 2
meter scamper. L'Amoreaux's kick failed
and the score was 27-4.
Three minutes later, York scored its second try, failing on the kick, bringing the
score to 27-8.
The Haven added a penalty kick by
L'Amoreaux in the final minute to finish
off the scoring and play, making the score
30-8.

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The Bald Eagles started quick and strong
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team's first try. He scored five minutes into
the game from 16 meters out.
The kick by Jeff L'Amoreaux failed and
the score was 4-0.
At the 12 minute mark, winger Mark
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Johnson was especially impressed by
Murdock, who extended his opponent to a
set tiebreaker before losing in two grueUng
sets. "Bob has made a big jump," he said.
"He's gone from not playing much to being
our number one singles player. He usually
has to play guys that are more experienced
than him, but he's holding his own."
Johnson feels that his young team-there
are no junior or senior singles players—will
begin to develop at an accelerated pace
shortly. Better weather, he said, will allow
them to finally practice outside on a regular
basis.
This season is definitely a learning year,
Johnson has consistently repeated. One
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campaign, Johnson said, because his squad
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by Theresa Gomes
Special to the Eagle Eye
Inu^mural games started play again this
week with matches in floor hockey, water
polo, indoor soccer, softball, and tennis.
Winners for Monday's floor hockey
matches were TKE-C,'AXP-A, AXP-C,
AXA-A, AXA-B, Zwhee's Crew and TKEA. Tuesday's winners were NHA, Muddy
Waters and the Hackers.
The water polo winners for this week
were BLOC and AXP-A. The final games
started Thursday night and will end on
Monday night The winner will be an-

nounced next week.
Indoor soccer, softball and tennis singles
staried play this week. Tennis winners include AXP-A, Pi-B, TKE-A. Greg Cetti and
Pi-A.
Softball winners include The Pi, Tuna
Eaters, and Crunch and Munch.
Soccer winners were the Kicks and Shoot
to Thrill.
Rosters for the cross-country run are due
on April 16 by 1 p.m. in the IM office.
There is an individual and a team of five
cross-country run. The run will take place
on April 21.
The golf scramble will take place on
April 14 ai 4 p.m. at Bells Spring Golf
Course. If there are any questions about the
event, call the IM office at x2096.

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Batmen take four from conference rivals
10-2 behind a strong pitching performance
nings.
K. Smith went 3-4 with three RBI and a
The Bald Eagles went into the top half of by Brett Stehr. Stehr threw a complete uiple, while Miller went 2-3 with an RBI
the seventh (the last inning) still trailing 6- game striking out six and walking just for the Bald Eagles.
3. Tim Sigmund led of the inning with an Uiree.
The Haven will hope to continue this sucout,
and
aifter
Kevin
Smith
singled
and
The
Eagles
got
on
the
Scots
early
and
ofcess
this weekend as they u^avel to Slippery
With some help from the elements the
Strouse drew a walk. Bryan Wenner ten scoring five runs in the second and in- Rock Tomorrow and to Clarion on Sunday.
men's baseball team finally got their season Greg
made the second out. Men on first and sec- creasing their lead to 7-0 by the fourth.
underway this week with home double ond
two outs top of the seventh. That was
headers against lUP and Edinboro.
the situation.
The l)atmen, after about a month off since
If you have ever been around baseball
their Virginia trip due to rain, snow, and all you
are probably familiar with the saying, it
sorts of bad weather, swung back into ac- all happens
two outs. On this day it
tion Tuesday at Bowman field in Williams- happened forwith
the Haven.
port against lUP.
Aaron Tiracorda was hit by a pitch to
The Bald Eagles dropped the first game load
the bases with Stiner coming up. Stinby a score of 9-3. The Haven scored three er
hit
one to the shortstop for what looked
runs on seven hits.
to be the final out of the game, but he threw
Kevin Smith went 2-4 with a double a the ball into the outfield auempting the
RBI and a run scored, while Bob Miller force play, and two Bald Eagle runs scored
went 2-3 with a run scored for the Eagles.
... 6-5.
Greg Sux)use started on the hill and went
Sparky O'Brien prompdy singled home
about six innings, giving up 13 hits and
Tiracorda
to tie the ballgame at six. With
nine eamed runs.
everything at stake, Dan Wiggins calmly
It just was not the Bald Eagle's day as stepped into the batters box and delivered a
they were shelled in the second game 15-4.
RBI single, scoring Stiner to win the game
Tlie Haven was looking to bounce back 7-6.
on Wednesday against Edinboro. They got
Rob Wright went six innings striking out
of to a good start by taking a 3-0 lead in the
one and walking two. Miller was the offenthird inning.
sive man going 3-3 on the day.
It looked as the haven would lose again
The Haven carried their emotion into the
when the Fighting Scots fought back with
three runs in each of the fourth andfifthin- second game and just blew out Edinbwo Sparky O'Brien hits a ground ball during the Haven's first home match against Edinboro
(Photo by Travis Prebble).
by Robert Heller
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

Lady Eagles drops two to PSAC powerhouses
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The injury-plagued lacrosse team was set
to play an away match at Shippensburg (23) on Monday, while looking for their first
win of the season. It was yet another rough

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lost the game and two more starting defendo^ to injuries in the process.
By halftime the score wasn't to the Lady
Eagles' liking, with Shippensburg owning a
10-4 advantage.
Early goals by Anne Whitlock and Ginny
Berry had the Lady Eagles in front with a 21 lead, but Shippensburg rattled of the next
nine scores.
Deidre Kipp and Elizabeth Heit scored
late in the half to try and get the Lady Eagles back in the game, but they were faced
with a six goal deficit going into halftime.
To open up the second half, Shippensburg
scored the first two goals, and it wasn't until senior All-American Eileen McCoy and
Ginny Bonomo scored within a span of 11
seconds that the Lady Eagles were able to
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Bonomo was able a tally a goal for the
Lady Eagles, making it 13-7 with a liule
over eight minutes left to play, still giving
them a chance to get back into it.
Then Shippensburg's offense exploded
with goal after goal after goal. The Lady
Eagles weakened defense surrendered the
next five goals to close out the game, with
Shippensburg on top of the Haven by a final score of 18-7.
The Lady Eagles had there next match on
Wednesday to face the Lady Marauders of
Millersville, a team which looked to be
stronger that Shippensburg.
More injuries hindered the Lady Eagles

battle as they went on to lose the game to
the Lady Marauders getting blown out 14-4.
and downing there record to 0 wins, and 3
losses.
Going into the Millersville game the Lady
Eagles would have to go without Tara Igou.
Julie Patterson, and Tracy Rivera because
of injuries.
The Lady Eagles are back to the friendly
confines of the Haven for a home match
against East Stroudsburg tomorrow at 1:00
p.m.

Weekend Schedule
1 p.m.
Outdoor Track away Saturday at the Shippensburg UniRugby away Saturday at Penn
versity Invitational 11 a.m.
State University 1 p.m.
Ice Hockey Sunday V. Ahoona
Sharks. 8:30 p.m. Games held at Golf away Today at Lycoming
College 1 p.m.
Penn State Ice Pavillion
Baseball away Saturday at Slip- Women's Soccer away Saturday at Indiana University of
pery Rock University 1 p.m.
Pennsylvania (outdoor) 1 p.m.
Softball home Today v. Edin- Home Sunday v. West Virginia Uni
boro University 1 p.m. Away Sa- versity (outdoor) 1 p.m.
turday at Kutztown University 1
Lacrosse Home Saturday v.
p.m.
East Stroudsburg University 1 p.m.
Men's Tennis Today at West
Cycling Away at West Point
Chester University 1 p.m. Home
Monday v. Susquehanna University University Stage Race.

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DemiHo takes Silver at NCBA Championships
by Dusty Durand
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The Bald Eagles' Dan EteMilio lost a
heartbreaker to defending NCBA champion
Arturo Alvarado of the US Air Force Academy (USAF) on April 4 for the 139-pound
NCBA uUe.
DeMilio, a senior and last month's
ECBA-NE regional "Outstanding Boxer"
had to settle for the silver medal, although
he boxed perhaps his best bout ever, according to head coach Ken Cox.
DeMilio won by unanimous decision to
tough Mau Brown of Santa Clara University, 5-0, in the semi-finals on April 3 to eam
the right to box for the title.
Alvardo and DeMilio were dead even after the first round. However, in the second,
the classy Falconer scored several good
combinations to both the body and head of
DeMilio to easily win the round.
DeMilio, a hard puncher, came back
strong in the third rocking Alvardo with
two solid left hooks to the body and head to
stagger and narrowly won the round.
The crowd of over 2.000 awarded Alvardo and DeMilio a standing ovation at the
completion of their bout Alvardo won his
second consecutive title.
"It was just a litde too late," said Cox.
"He boxed perhaps his best bout ever during the past four years. Ixit Alvardo was the
toughest opponent he faced in four years.
"Both (assistant) coach Cooper and I
were very proud of Dan's accomplishments. He Olds his career at a two-time
•All-American'. He gave 100 percent both
Friday and Saturday and txmtinued to improve every year.
"He was one of the haidest workers we
have ever had in our program. He will continue to be a 'winner' in life." Cox said.
Dewayne Bryant, team captain, also finished his career as a two time "All American."
Bryant, perhaps Uie best "pure boxer" in

Stick and M o v e ! Senior Dan DeMilio ducks and weaves around his Air Force opponent, Arturo Alvardo, during the final match in
the 139 lb weight class national championships held at the United States Air Force Academy (Photo by Dewayne Bryant).
Haven history lost a controversial 3-2 split
decision to Bill Meshack of USAF in the
180-pound division semi-finals.
"I honestly thought Dewayne won the
bout by just plain out-boxing the aggressive
Meshack," stated Cox. "Dewayne was very
sharp and used the ring well and sccHed often with an effective left jab. However,
three of the judges must have liked Meshack's aggressive style.
"A single point kept him out of Saturday
night's finals. If he could have scored with
a good solid straight right, it would have
made the difference," finished Cox.
Bryant had a tremendous career (28-12)

" I'm tired, C o a c h . " DeMilio returns to his comer after a tough second round in his
final match as a Bald Eagle (Photo by Dave Martin)

and was part of the 1990 and 1991 ECBA
"All Star" team. "I'll miss him," stated
Cox, "he was like part of my family."
Also graduating in May is two time
(1990-91) national 119-pound champion
and 125-pound runner up, Dave Machamer.
"Upset 3-2 at this year's regional qualifier
by Penn State's Ben Labrido. for the 125
pound title, Dave will go down in history as
one of the top three along with Brad Klien
(three time national champion) and Manny
Rose (two time national champion)," stated
Cox.
"These guys have been the backbone of
the team for nearly five years. I've watched
them develop both academically and athletically, and am confident they will continue
to fine things in life.
"It's never easy to replace student athletes
of this caliber." stated Cox.
DeMilio and Machamer have been selected to box on the ten man ECBA All-Star
team that will compete in Kingston and
Montego Bay. Jamaica from May 17-29.
1992. Cox has been named head coach of
the contingent.
The Bald Eagles' two other national qualifiers lost in Friday night's semi-finals.
Sophomore Dave Martin (147 lbs) was
defeated, 5-0. by UN-Reno's Rick Johnson.
It was Martin's first loss of the season after six wins, including an outstanding showing at the regional toumament
He moved well against the shorter Johnson but just couldn't score enough. Both
boxers were very cautious most of the bout,
but Johnson did just enough to win the first

two rounds. Martin finally got untracked in
the third but it was just a little too late, according to Cox.
Martin was awarded "All-American" status. "He developed rapidly this year and
had the potential to win a national tide before he graduates," stated Cox.
The Haven's fourth qualifier, sophomore
Sonny Doan (112 lbs.) lost by RSC-1 (1:58)
to Ron Brown USAF.
Brown caught Doan with two good Ixxly
shots late in the first round to force the referee to step in and stop the bout with two
seconds remaining.
For both Martin and Doan, the su-ess was
a definite factor in their matches. The bouts
were televised before a large crowd.
"Nothing replaces experience," stated Cox,
"and both Sonny and Dave gained valuable
experience which will greatiy help them
next year."
"We should have anotiier very good
stable next year," according to Cox, "We
had a very good season and the stable of 20
student boxers was one of the hardest working teams I ever had.
"Our realistic goal will be to finish in the
top four and try to develop an individual national champion each year. We have a
proud tradiuon and will continue to set our
sights high even though we are one of the
smallest schools in the NCBA.
"Both Penn State and the Haven have
been asked to consider hosting the 1994
NCBA championships," concluded an optimistic Cox.