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Friday, October 30,1987

President addresses registration and enrollment
By Penny Englert
StcffReporter

President Craig Dean Willis addressed
issues •concerning University students and
faculty, including the new registration
process, in an open forum earlier this week.
All systems of registration have
problems, but Lock Haven will try to treat
each student as an individual, said Willis.
"I am confident that the University is
moving toward a registration process to
serve it best," said Willis.
Dr. Ronald Woodbury, vice president of
academic affairs, took questions from
faculty and students regarding the
registration process.
A student asked why the times of classes
could not be chosen by students in the
pre-registration. Currentiy the University
doesn't have the software with the
capability to handle this, said Woodbury.

Woodbury said, "Class times will be
similar to their times in the past." The
deans and department chairpersons will
schedule times after the numbers of
students needing classes is totaled.
A redistribution of students is needed so
that general education classes can be
scheduled in the freshman and sophomore
years. This will also put more students in
upper level classes as juniors and seniors.
In other issues, Willis said that Local
1787 of the paper workers has asked him to
speak at a rally and that both die dike-levee
supporters and opponents have asked him
to take a position on behalf of the
University.
Also, enrollment at the University has
increased six percent from last year,
according to Willis.
The University's total number of
students is currentiy 2892. In the state
school system, enrollment is up 3.5

Faculty and staff were the main audience for the President's forum.
percent.
Most of those who attended this meeting

were faculty: very few students were in
attendance.

McNamara named Chairman of SCC makes final plans for Lisa Lisa
Student GovernmentMcNamara
Presidents
McNamara said he hopes this resolution
By Kate Kinney
said he was appointed to the
By Tammy Jo Edmundson

StcffReporter

The chairmanship of the Student
Government Presidents of the State
University system has been filled recentiy
by a University student.
Kevin McNamara, Student Cooperative
Council (SCC) President, will now lead the
Board of the State Presidents for the
fourteen-member state universities of the
SSHE (State System of Higher Education)
system.
"This is a benefit to LHU because I am
now much more visible and can also voice
my opinions," said McNamara.
This organization is made up of the
presidents of all the SCC organizations
maintained in die system.
The board is responsible for meeting at
least three times a year, to discuss tuition
rates and campus activities, and compare
ideas.
McNamara said his responsibilities as
chairman include acting as a liasion
between all fourteen members, planning
and organizing the meetings, serving as
chairman for the meetings, and representing
LHU student opinions,
position when the former chairperson, Deb
Hackman of Indiana University of

Pennsylvania, stepped down and
relinquished all board responsibilities.
McNamara, who was
acting
vice-chairman at the time, immediately
took over the position in accordance to the
constitution of the board.
As the chairman of the panel, McNamara
said he "has to represent students in the
fourteen state schools because the board
serves as their voice."

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Kevin McNamara

StcffReporter

The upcoming Lisa Lisa and Expose
concert and a formal registi^tion resolution
were topics discussed by the Student
Cooperative Council (SCQ on Wednesday.
Jamie Crankfield, (SCC) social
chairman, who was elected Senator of die
Month, opened the meeting with a report
on the concert.
Crankfield said ticket sales are "going
fantastic," with less than two hundred
tickets left for sale.
He said other ticket outlets such as
Lycoming College and Williamsport Area
Community College have sold all their
allotted tickets.
SCC President Kevin McNamara said the
concert will be "very positive for us (the
SCC)."
The doors will open at 7 p.m., with the
concert beginning at 8 p.m.
Crankfield was voted Senator of the
Mondi by the Senate for his chairmanship
of the committee diat brought Lisa Lisa to
campus.
The executive committee presented a
registration resolution to be voted on by
the Senate.
The SCC passed the resolution 25-1 and
will go on public record as rejecting the
new registration system.

is "enough to make them (the
administration) wake up."
SCC Vice President Troy Weaver said,
"We are acting for the students, and they are
against die system at diis time."
He said the Senate amendments to the
resolution were "well taken."
PUB Administrate Ron Minges reported
that his committee is currenUy taking
inventory of the fumiture in the PUB.
Treasurer Matt VanLokeren gave the
general contingency reports. The general
fund stands at $13,414.89, and die small
club stands at $572.
PUB Director Leiand Spangler gave the
last executive report saying that the concert
is "a very important event for die SCC."
He also said die SCC is looking into
installing new carpeting in the PUB
Business office, bookstore manager's office,
and die senate meeting room.

What^s Inside?
Letter to the Editor
Black Scholar in Residence
Features
"Evil Eye"
Features
Field Hockey
Basketball Exhibition
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2 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30, 1987

EDITORIAL
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The "Evil Eye" makes4eb«t
Every now and then a newspaper staff has to sit baek^m^lak© a
look at what they have done. We've been serious for nye on 13
issues now, and it's time to get a little "off the wall."
Combining the ludicrous, comical and even tasteless talents of
our entire staff, we have put together the Second Annual Eagle
Eye Parody Issue.
Pages five, six, seven and eight, entitled "Evil Eye," are our
attempt to either take a different angle on a story already
published, poke fun at issues that have caused controversy on
campus this semester, or completely make up interviews, facts
and quotes, combining them into a story. No attempt at
presenting f^g^al information w^s madgr
As with anything done with a special touch, there is an
increased amount of work involved. I would like to thank our
editorial staff for the top quality work they produced on a night
usually considered "time oiff." In addition, people such as Kim
Schmitz, Abby Mylin and Michael Myers deserve recognition
for their fine work and assistance to the project.
There are annual telethons, awards, and even dance
marathons, but one annual that I hope wiU continue to exist is the
Parody Issue. Hope you enjoy!

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ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Newman Center Activities

Financial Alternatives

Student ReO«at: Oct. 30-Nov. 1 at Sieg
Conference Center. Call 748-8592 for more
info.
Tonight at 7 p.m.— Father Tom Charters, a
Glenmary missionary priest, will be here for
an open forum with students interested in
Christian ministry of any kind.
Sunday Mass will be at 11:30 a.m. at I.C.
Church. Students are urged to get involved
as lectors, musicians, etc. Contact Fr. Bob
Kelly at 748-4535, or Sr. Maureen
McE>onnell at 748-8592. No Sunday Mass
at the Newman Center from now on.

Financial Alternatives, Reading, PA, will
be conducting on campus interviews on
Thurs., Nov. 19 for seniors majoring in
Management Science. Sign up now for a
specific interview time in the Career Planning
and Placement Center, Smith Hall, G-3.

Ride Needed
Desperately need a ride to BOSTON, Mass.
Will help pay gas expenses. Second or third
weekend in Nov. Call Atsuko 748-8004
(evenings).

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The Eagle Eye is the official student newspaper of Lock Haven University. II Is published bi-weekly
in accordance with the University Calender. The articles, opinions, pictures amJ layout of the Eagle
Eye are the responsibility of the editorial staff and do not necessarily represent the views of the
students, faculty or administration of Lock Haven University unless specifically stated. Letters and
comments to this newspaper are encouraged. Letters lo the editor must be submitted to the Eagle
Eye by noon the day before publication. All letters should be typed, no longer than 200 words, and
should include the writer's signature and phone number. The editorial staff reserves the right to edit
Ihe copy for libel, taste, style and length. Eagle Eye meetings are heW at 1 p.m. Tuesdays and
Thursdays in the lower level of the Parsons Union Building. New members and free-lancers are
welcome. The Eagle Eye is funded by the student activity fee.

LETTER TO THE EDITOR

"Very modest blasting" planned
Dear Editor
In response to a letter from Associate
Professor Lawrence T. Farley, I want to
provide data on the blasting near the
college.
While I can understand Professor Farley's
concem over aesthetics, we need to correct
him with regstrd to his statement that the
campus will be disfigured, and that the
University will be a blasting site for diree
tofiveyears.
According to Robert Yowell, flood
jplaiuiing director, "The excavation of the
borrow area at Lock Haven University will
Iresult in a much larger and more
conveniendy located parking area which is
much needed by students and faculty alike."
The removal of material will require very
modest blasting as has occurred many dmes
Iduring the development of the University.

It will be done under strict control, as
always, and widi all necessary permits to
insure die safety and protection of everyone
involved.
Final plans will include the requirements
of Lock Haven University and will be
included and incorporated into die contract
documents.
As a supporter of the levee flood
protection of our City, I am appreciative
that our college community has taken die
time to read and appreciate the facts.
The majority of college people diat I
have met agree diat this may be Lock
Haven's last chance for flood protection.
Truthfully, there is no reason to vote no
on diis issue. Jobs and our local economy
are at stake.
Sincerely,
Stephen Poorman
Bicycling Club

Biology Club
Please sign up tar the Baltimore Aquarium
trip in the student lounge, second floor,
Ulmer. Include your meal ticket number on
the sign-up sheet. The deadline for club
members is today.

Tonight is movie night!! Come out and
watch "American Flyer" with us. Tonight at
6:30 in Raub 206. For more infonnation
call 3149 or 3070.

Havenscope

ROTC Scholarships
Full scholarships offered to freshmen and
sophomores on a competitive basis to those
students who will have a 23 GPA or higher
by the end of the fall semester. Tuition,
books, and SCC fee are paid plus $100 a
month in your pocket. Check it out today!
See CPT David Pearsall in the Army ROTC
office, Bendey Hall #6, or call 2299.

Mathematics Tutoring
Free mathematics tutoring is available daily
on a drop in basis in the mathematics service
division, Russell 28. Hours are Mon.
through Thurs. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 6:30 p.m.
to 8:30 p.m., and Fri. 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.

Tired of studying for midterms? Want to
find out what's happening on campus? Watch
Havenscope this Thursday at 7 pm on cable
channel 10.

Attention McEntire Residents
On Wed., Nov. 4, an open discussion
about the SCC will be held in the 2nd floor
lounge of McEntire Hall. McEntire's four
senators will be present to answer any
questions or concems. The discussion will
begin at 7:30 p.m. and is open only to
McEntire residents.

Recreation Society

There will be a mandatory meeting of all
members on Thurs., Nov. 19 at 7 p.m. in the
The Deutsch Institute
meeting room in the bottom of the PUB. A
special speaker, Aime Campbell, will be
The Deutsch Institute, Scranton, PA, will
talking about management of a Fitness
be conducting on campus interviews on
Facility.
Thurs., Nov. 12. Interviews are open to
seniors majoring in Physical Education, ,
Any questions or problems may be cleared
Adaptive Physical Education, Recreation, and
up with:
Special Education with recreation background.
Chris Guisewite at 748-3086 or BeUi
Please sign up for a specific interview time in
McDonald at 748-3334.
the Career Planning and Placement Center,
Smith Hall, G-3.
Reminder to Faculty and

Students
Spring Break Trip
Trip to Daytona plus commission money
to go to Florida. Go for FRHE! Take
advantage of promoting the #1 Spring Break
Trip. Call Designers of Travel at
1-800-453-99074.

This is a reminder that all students must
pre-register through their academic advisor or
major department chair no later than
November 3 if the student plans to continue
his/her studies during the spring semester.
Failure to do so implies that the student
will not be attending classes next semester.

EAGLE EYE Staff Meetings
Tuesday and Thursday
1 p.m.
Lower Level of the PUB
Everyone Welcome

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Thomas stresses minority retention problem
By Donna Maclean
StcffReporter

The high dropout rate of black students
is a major concern of Dr. Judith Thomas,
who was the Black Scholar in Residence
this week.
In Pennsylvania, where 12 percent of the
population is black, blacks constitute only
five percent of undergraduate students. Of
that five percent, there is a 50 percent
drop-out rate, most of which occurs at
predominantly white schools.
The way to counter this problem is to
have more blacks in key positions within
universities, such as more black faculty
members and Residence Hall Assistants, to
counteract the feelings of estrangement
experienced by minority students, said
Thomas.
This is also important for white
students, she added, because many have
never seen a black person in a position of
respect
Thomas stresses die need for counseling
of minority students, especially in the

freshman year, not only in academic
matters, but also in the dormitory life and
in extra-curricular activities.
Thomas believes the black student
should be acquainted with campus life long
before he or she reaches college age.
Universities should introduce a program
inviting students to campus and giving
them a taste of campus life in order to help
reduce the feelings of alienation often
encountered when such students first come
to college.
Lincoln University, where Thomas is
Chairperson of the Education Department
and also the Social Science Division, is
one of the 110 historically black colleges
throughout the country.
Historically black colleges produce 50
percent of all black graduates and boast a
drop-out rate less than half of die national
average. Lincoln University also prides
itself in having produced the only black
ever to sit on the Supreme Coiut.
What is needed is total commitment to
helping minority groups adapt to the
college environment and to creating an
environment conducive to integration of all

Drinking gets students referred
By Chip Warner
StcffReporter

Law enforcement officers were kept busy
on and off campus by a variety of
occurences this past week.
Campus police were called to a
dormitory for an alcohol and disorderly
conduct violation that involved thirteen
people.
Richard Hepner, director of Law
Enforcement, stated that "no arrests were
made, and the matter would be tumed over
to Student Life for action."
In a separate incident, a student was

apprehended by Law Enforcement for taking
a Halloween decoration from Bentley Hall.
The decoration was retumed, and the
student was issued a waming for the action
by Law Enforcement offices.
Finally, Law Enforcement assisted Lock
Haven City Police with a search warrant
involving an unnamed off-campus student
house. Hepner said, "We were diere to
assist the City Police in case other
problems might have arisen."
According to Hepner, "The students
here seem to be more responsible now, as
compared to previous years. Crime activity
is on a decrease, and that pleases me."

Health series includes AIDS lecture
By Karen Scott
StcffReporter
A discussion on AIDS (Aquired
Immunodeficiency Syndrome) will stress
that a healthy sex life is still possible
today, but people need to know the facts
about AIDS first
The AIDS preventicm discussion called
"You Are In Control" will be held Monday,
November 2 in the ground floor lobby of
WooWdgeHall.
The Student Life Committee, in
::ooperation with Family Planning and the
Dlinton County Women's Center, is
sponsoring the program. The main idea

behind the program is to educate students
about the seriousness of AIDS.
Carol Lugg, advisor of die University's
Wellness program, beiieves AIDS is a
prominent issue at Lock Haven that must
be faced. "We are cedainly not protected by
mountains,'? said Lugg.
The discussion on AIDS is die second
presentation in a four part series oitided "A
Positive Look at Sexuality."
Along with educating die students about
AIDS, die program will instruct students
on how to take preventive measures against
the disease.
Lugg said that "each one of us are
responsible for our own healdi."

Thomas is currentiy taking one year's
leave from her posts at Lincoln University.
She is die regular visiting Dean of Student
Affairs for the Philadelphia College of
Textiles and Science.
Her diverse career, spanning 25 years,
has included many years as a college
lecturer, a consultant at various
conferences, and an audior of several books.
Thomas has won several awards
including the Award for Outstanding
Faculty Member, presented by Alpha Phi
fratemity in 1982, die Award for Black
Leadership, presented by the Pennsylvania
Black Conference on Higher Education in
1982, and the Outstanding Contribution to
Education Award, presented by the Black
DuPont Employees at the University of
Delaware in 1986.

Dr. Judith A. Thomas
Black Scholar in Residence
ethnic groups, said Thomas.
"We must try to extend ourselves and
create an ambience where such integration
is possible," said Thomas.

Thomas was the first speaker in a
program introduced by die Black Scholars
Student Organization.
The organization, newly adopted by the
University, is designed to make black
students aware of their potential in a
predominandy white marketplace.

Leadership conference held
for campus and local leaders
get-acquainted activities.
The conference schedule on Saturday
consisted of lectures and workshop
activities.
Adriane Robinson, Residence Hall
Leadership skills and emphasis on
Director,
said that she felt the exercise
communication were the focuses of a
which
most
benefitted the studoits was the
Student Leadership Conference recendy
Leaming Styles exercise. In this exercise,
held.
The behavior and qualities of leadership, the students were able to "gear themselves
identifying and charting leadership, and towards die different leaming styles because
leaming organizational skills were topics not everyone will be receptive of one
style."
also included in the conference.
Karen O'Mahen, a senior Recreation
The student conference was hosted by
Lock Haven University the weekend of Major, said that she leamed a lot from the
October 23-24,1987, and was sponsored by conference, but felt that she could have
the Central Sub-Region of Pennsylvania been more relaxed if the conference had
lasted longer.
ACT 101.
Chip Warner, a senior Secondary
Dr. Clay Kleckley, director of the
Education
Major, said, "The speaker, Mr.
Educational Opportunity Program, said the
purpose of the conference was to "provide Smith, was very good in the way he
students with skills that can be applied to presented himself in his ideas of leadership
student organizations, clubs, activities, and and personal communication."
The participating students from LHU
ultimately, careers."
included:
Frank Bartoli, Kathleen Dicton,'
Those who participated in the Conference
Michael
Drummond,
Margaret Hardy,
included students from Harrisburg Area
Jayesh
Kumar,
Karen
O'Mahen, Frank
Community College,
Lock Haven
Purtell,
Joaquin
Saavedra,
John Theriot,
University, Millersville University,
Chip
Wamer,
and
Douglass
Webb.
Shippensburg University, Thaddeus
Stevens State School of Technology, and
According to Dr. Kleckley, participating
Williamsport Area Community College.
University staff and faculty included: Dr.
J. Otis Smith, a Psychology Professor at Clay Kleckley, EOP Director, Ms. Mary
Cheyney University served as consultant O'Neill, Act 101 Counselor, Ms. Maribedi
for die Conference.
Hanna Long, Tutorial Coordinator, and
The conference delegates spent Friday at Adriane Robinson, ResidetKe Hall Director.
Sieg Conference Center in lecture and

By Wendy Roller

Stcff Writer

4 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30, 1987

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By Janine Cuccaro
StcffReporter
Four students and choir director Gary
Renzelman participated in die Pennsylvania
Collegiate Choral Association Festival
Concert at Ursinus College this past
weekend.
The students, Steve Schulz, John
Norton, Karen Brackman, and Doug Scheid,
arrived at Ursinus with Renzelman last
Thursday. There, diey joined die odier
participants from twenty Pennsylvania
colleges who made up the special one
hundred-vok:e choir.
The choir, under die direction of Dr.
Elmer Thomas, performed selections from
the works of Britten, Haydn, Brahms,
Palestrina and Bmckner. The students were
accompanied on organ by Michael Stairs,
organist for the Philadelphia Orchestra.
Thomas, the choral director at the
University of Cincinnati, is co-founder,
conductor and director of the Vocal Arts
Ensemble of Cincinnati, a professional
choms currendy in its eighdi season.
Renzelman described the concert as an
artistic success which provided challenging,
difficult music to die students.
"It was of interest to the conductors as
well, allowing an opportunity for a
cross-fertilization of ideas," said
Renzelman.

Time and Newsweek
At Indiana University:
lUP has
instituted a major advertising initiative in
order to maintain a competitive edge over
other universities.
lUP ads will appear in an upcoming
issue of Time and Newsweek. The ads will
each be a full page long and in a letter
format
According to Dr. Ronald Thomas, diis
initiative was implemented to reach a wider
variety of people. Thomas said " Any
product worth producing and offering to die
public is worth telling them about."

Students who participated in the P.C.C.A. festival are (from
left): Karen Brackman, John Norton, Doug Scheid and Steven
Schulz.

Springsteen displays different style
with
most recent release, Tunnel of Love
By Edward J. Connor
Music Columnist
Tunnel
of
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Love

Bruce

The Boss doesn't seem to want to hold
an audience.
With Tunngl Pf.LQvg. Springsteen
demonstrates his willingness to risk
alienating a recendy acquired following for
the sake of his art
Coming off three of the biggest years
ever enjoyed by any artist, widi 1984's
Bom in die USA. 1986's Bryice Spnngstggn
& thg E Strget Band Live 1975-S5 and two
highly successful mega-tours, Springsteen
has released an artful, yet very enjoyable,
solo work in '88.
The tendency these days is for an artist to
try to capitalize on successful albums by
merely reworking die same formula and
churning out bland popular tripe.
Springsteen has done exactly die opposite.
Bmce had garnered an entire new legion

of fans widl Porn in the USA, which
produced seven Top Ten singles.

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On Tunnel of Love, however, only
"Brilliant Disguise" (No. 10 on Billboards
chart today) and die tide cut, seem destined
for the upper positions on the chart.
Of course, that doesn't eliminate odier
cuts from following the same path; the
Boss seems to be able to do anything these
days.
This album is not the first time that
Springsteen has released a "different" record.
In 198rs Nebraska, a critically acclaimed
yet not often played work, was composed
entirely of Springsteen's vocals, guitar and
harmonica.
Aldiough each member of the E Street
Band performs on Tunnel of Love, the
album is not a group effort. Springsteen
performs most of die music himself and,
like Nebraska, doesn't ti-y to cater to a
popular audience widi "hit" singles.
The overriding theme on the new album,
of course, is love. With his recent
marriage, Springsteen has discovered an
entire new world of subject matter.
He explores different areas of love:
newly found love ("Tougher than die
Rest"), distant love ("Ain't Got You"),
self-conflict and doubt ("Cautious Man" and
"Two Faces"), broken love ("Spare Parts"),

and
even
head-over-hcels,
ooh-my-heart's-gonna-burst love ("All That
Heaven WiU Allow," "Valentine's Day").
Of course, Springsteen's songwriting
talent and vivid storytelling remain intact.
Janey of "Spare Parts" could have been
the sister of Mary of "The River" or Wendy
of "Born to Run." Billy of "Cautious
Man" might be likened to Joe Roberts of
"State Trooper" or the protagonist of
"Hungry Heart."
The imagery and language Springsteen
has always used in his lyrics seem to be
getting better with age. Needless to say,
his intensity and from-the-heart
songwriting hasn't faltered.
"Tunnel of Love" may be a step below
"Bom to Run," "Darkness on die Edge of
Town" or "The River," but it is an entire
staircase above most of the pop drivel
flooding die Top 40 airwaves.
Those "Springsteen fanatics" who partied
in die nightclubs to "Dancing in the Dark"
may be tumed away, but, judging from die
album going to No. 3 on Billboards album
chart in only two weeks, for most of his
fans. Tunnel of Love is yet anodier step
onward and upward for The Boss.

Also at Indiana:
Approximately
2500 students were randomly selected to
participate in a trial run of phone
registration. All received an appointment
time in which they could call in and
register for spring semester classes.
During this tiial run, however,
students were put on hold or disconnected
because of die volume number of calls.
Phone registration will be fully
implemented by spring in order to register
for fall classes.
At Millersville University:
Two MU students were charged after they
stole a silk flag from the Mansfield
University marching band and attempted to
bum it over die heads of the stadium crowd
during MU's homecoming football game.
According to University Police, Steven
Fanella of Lynnebrook Apartments and
David Warmingham from S. Duke St.
were change with die incidents.
Also at Millersville:
Greek
organizations will be sponsoring a Jail and
Bail fund-raiser on Oct. 27 and 28.
Someone can have any pereon arrested for a
$10 donation. The arrested person will be
arrested and brought into die mock jail. At
that time, die "crimminal" will see a judge
and be given bail. The person must then
call friends and ask for donations in order to
meet the bail.
Bail pledges will be donated to the
March of Dimes.
At Kutztown University: KU's
head coach, George Baldwin, will be
resigning at die end of this year's football
season. Baldwin has coached KU's football
team for 14 seasons.
When asked why he chose to retire from
coaching, Baldwin stated," I've been
coaching for 41 years; diat's a long time."
University officials will be conducting
a nationwide search for a new football
coach for the next season.
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Bob's

Dalrtj

tiebwaska,
crate

In

of

Sob

has

Stocfe.er,
are

fanatlcaC

needed

disappearing
"These

In

to

stuff,"

said

Cge

and

out

convicted
In

his

mater,

of
room

Junior's

factory

for

In

a

meat

ttvo

years

for

conviction.

He

Bob

has,

denied

all

of

fe-ltl

Ij

who

Is

stealing

He

coalition.

HlCk

are

state

Crate

Tree

lobbying

at

senate

meeting

capital.
Jr.,

a

major,
of

the

said,

really

Important
to

sophomore

serves

student

"These

comes

crates

to

doing

as

group.

us

dairy

are

when
things

It

said

Include
that

the

they

group's

passing

assures

a

state

the

and
rentaln

goals
mandatf

mllli.

being

crate

He

hopes

sponsor

a

concert

catted

to

raise

ntoncy

for

as

raising

well

Blacker,

sure

understand
the

free.

to

televised

of

ntonltorlng

colleges,

hove
no pluca
to s t o r s t h s i r
natlon-H^lds
mlCfc
crate
shortoQe.

milk

CDIVS

and

stuff.'

homes

hou>ever,

a

Slocher,

Ke

w>orfc.ed

person

student

state

farntlng

Coivs.

Stacker

the

that

and.

to

process

for

president

found

atma
of

things

crates

In

us

shoot
a

a

Nebraska's

verij
to

of

CoCCege

students

to

_ _ ^ _ _ i

crates.

Students

are

ott

Currently,
£nvlroment,

numbers.

the

state

the

are

comes

once

nvltk.

his

mllfc.

about

In

support

Dairy

across

crates

dairy

tvas

hording

caught

.has

declared

them

come

that

to

.•
he

crates.

armed

Informed

Bob's

Stacker.

t.vU

8tacfc«r

Lt

do

has

s a i. d,

tnlCfc.

Bob's

the

realty

when

having

pack-lng

a

this

anA

great

crates

Important

o|

said

nvlCHcrates

ur9entttj

that

has

9ettln9

oivnlng

Schoot

mlCft

one

saving

emergency,

they

president

Cottege,

The

the

decCared

etnergenct).

Dalrv
peopte

Pottsvltte,

refleivlng

situation,

state

at

CotCege,

a n dt

hot

the

these

with

"Wc

crates

the

kids

but

turn

as

awareness.

said,

that

days,

Kelp

cause,

public

]r.

thing

national,

Crate

for

Pete's

yourselves

A.

30

day

announced
allow

without

by

these

Injury.

that

staff

of

Reporter

people
the

•Although

It

several

weeks

tvould

no

Lock

longer

while

Haven,

their

tooting

conductors

tong

to

as

melody
Cong,

about

now

allowed

blow
-

loud

trains

the

train

tvhlstlc

blow

their

In

as

ptay

anA

as
be

wilt

a

a

straight,

toot.

Townspeople

anA

railroad

they

that

realized
liked

"\
figure

the

the

this

the
warning

get

people
and

ivaklng

nve

up

disturbing

^^.ftcr

It

tvas

morning

the
ploy

than

It

ot
to

that

service
Is

a

torge,"

o

without

officials
as

Trnln
sold

nielodles.

Is

a

Plenty

the

morning

If

to

to

Klght.
service

relnstltuted
as

conductors

conductors

faU

tunes

out

soft

students

con

songs

Hore'

by

Sound

of

the

play

key.

of

Ln

danger

of

his

o

get

try

my

Carpenters

Silence'

by

t'll

professors
over

in

the

"tn

to

cratcf

personal

'\n

only

the

toot

so

soft

that

Ulmer

tunes

as

hand

the

looking

of

with

the

con

teach

without

to

Ledd

any

even

at
Once

to

or

would

student
request

they

would

jamming
hope

to

be

stuff,

ar\A

such

as

Styxx.
like

to

have

Involvement

Ke

the
reolly

Springsteen

heavier

Zeplln

matter.

\

som.e

on

I'm
to

tunes.

toot

Plenty

ond

however,
forward

maybe

of

evenings

part^

able

he

that

bed.

'Ifesterday

the

Plenty.

music,

U

the

so
of

as

he

variety

out

ofternoon,
classical

weekends,

melodies.

whistle

sold
added,

to

challenge

during

ploy

Qarfunket,"

Plenty

ond

been

pTobCem.s."

be able

the

compus

probably

such

they

to

thot

with

for

oyoln,

will

by

fined

Oooden

variety

sold
he

rock

"ill

a

of

has

totvn

Plenty

that

of

to

tt

ogoln.
Is

If

happy

whietCe

ploying

passes
to

peooe

forword

1

of

be

Conductor

his

power

whistle

the

tttot he Is

looking

the
once

stipulation

the
will

many

but

onnoylng

have
long

%amm

disservice
sold

provide

people
whistles

of

tvhlstlc

wake—up

order

the

too

oversleeping
m*j

big

rclnstltutlng
conductors

songs,

revoked

•Another
student

noise,

the

be

on

tired

tha^

octuot

count

of

whistle

people

after t h e m ,

ploy

could

began
all

to

toot . w i l l

blow

did

In
decided

that

classes."

ai greater
recognizable campus

just

"1

1

btastlng
be

tired

used.

class.

ntlsslng

ivhlstlcs

representatives
actually

outlawed,

tvarnlng.

their

not

through
tong

trains

for

regained
to

the

on,

they
-

that

agree

rhythmical
from

said,

time

just
blast

tinlverslty

night

have

power

Haven

Iva

passing

trains

ativays

decided

was
ago

really

monotonous

conductors
Lock

ivhlsttes

were

tong

pCcast

office

turn

Train tuhistCes to toot their stuff trough
Bt| Boston a. Pops

period

Stacker's

to

the

sislie,

of

Inl"

groce

people

arc

because

would

certoin
enjoy

o

In

like

this

students

melodies
hearing,

and

'The

added

that

Simon

and

play

songs written

maybe

he
by

lot

that

and

could

he

even

students.

6 Evil Eije Loclt. fCatren Unli^erslti^, frtdatj, October 30, 1987
Disclaimer:
that Is true,

Xf y o u c o n f i n d
onything in
then y o u ore a better detective

these
four
pages
than w e o r e .

EiCitoriaC
Courses

bztotv

Letter

to

tlie

CditDr

PoCtpester ciress codz
099

•4s a senior, I have had the
prlvledge of spending four years
at this Institution.
Because of
this, X have had the time to thlnli
things over.
I n my o p i n i o n ,
there Is a deflnate lack of classes
offered
at the 099 level and.
belo w .
UouCdn't courses such as thest
be a real grabber to all of those
"low-achelvlng" ,
fresh-out-of-hlgh-school
perspectives?
I t only makes good sense to
have a particular
selling
point
that
no other
Institution can
offer
those not u p to par In
furthering their education,
and
we should be the first to seize the
opportunity of this Innovation.
Such classes would m a t e Lock
Haven a household
word
across
the notion as every degenerate In
•America would be beating
down
our
doors to be accepted.
h>e
could
be more
famous
than
Harvard
or even our neighbor,

tet^cC

neeiCecC

Penn State I
The
public
outcry
would
no
longer be for
those "Ivy Leauge"
colleges.
Instead,
they
would
u>ant
more
"Fungus
League"
colleges, of which tve would hav«
already cornered the market.
People would be proud to tell
their
grandklds
that
they
took
courses
such
as
Knuckle
Cracking,
Remedial
Flash
Cards
and
Crayola Sketching a t this,
my alma niater.
Most professors agree that this
would
be a n e x c e l l e n t
Idea
because the raised tuition would
mzan
higher
salaries
allowing
the?n to finally quit their night
jobs a n d mak^K a decent living at
lost.
Even President Wil C.
Bologna told mc personally that
If he hod his w a y , my proposed
plan would be "...effected
faster
thon the recent alterations In the
registration
procedure."
.^loyicious

q.

na9illUuttle

F u n d r a l s er
•Antcricans a^galnst Everything
wilt be holding a S20 per plate

I
wholeheartedly
u>elcome the
netv
dress
code
recently
Implemented.
X think
this
prograni
wilt
certainly
boost
school
spirit a n d f i n a l l y
bring
sonte classic style back Into this
fashion conscious
school.
By g e a r i n g only
Lock
Haven
[ogo clothes,
other colleges and
universities will took at u s with
envy.
X especially love the new
red
and
tvhlte
striped
Lock
Haven
jeans
and
shirts
noiv
being distributed.
No one w i l l
ever have to worry about
flat
frizzy hair now because we all
have our Lock Haven
beenles to
shteld us from the rain.
Of course
there's a l w a y s our
red Lock Haven loafers to pamper
our feet In luxury.
No more will
X ever have to look at drab color!
like yellow, bltic, green, or purple
because everyone will be wearing

Oulfl

Club

banquet in Bentiey Kott this Sun.
from 3 until 9 p.m. your monct
Is welcome.
^11
WcCcotne
Cottectlng rare banana stickers
is
a fast-growing
hobby
In
•America.
Come see
priceless
(worth nothing)
collections in
Aaub 324 tonight at 7:30 p.m.

•^.ttentlort
>4nyonc interested in a protest
march just so they can get te sec
their ugly face on the evening
news is strongly urged te contact
mc inimcdlatety.

EVIL EYE
WW" ml^:'"^ i
Editor-in-Chief
Snooze Editors
;
Sports Editors
Features Editor
Photo Editor
Copy Editor
Business Manager
„
Advertising Design and Layout
Advertising Sales
Writing Coach
Faculty Advisor

Editor:

This
week
we'll
talk
with
Bobby Sands, Sid Ultlous and,
(tintc
permitting)
everyone's
favorite
Woodrow
Wilson.
Consult your board for tvherc &
when.

a^nnounczmBnt s
Subversive
yandoClstsI
Come share ideas and learn
nt%v
techniques.
Oroup projsct
Men., Nov. 2 at I p.nt. Hcct at
Water Street and the lUl crossing.
Conic join the fun as wc loosen
railroad tics.

Dear

.

Parsons Union Building
Lock Hausn University
Lock Haven, PA 17745
(717)893-2334
Nobody in particular
Wtiose on first, wtiat's on second
Jose JIminez Inc.
Joseph McCarthy
National G. O'Graphic
I. Readem Good
I. Cheat Lots
Ann Add Agency
For Sale
Whitey Herzog
Dr. Harry Karrie

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"tOrCtfuC"

the lovely stripes of Lock Haven
red and urhlte.
•4lso,
n o w that
all of our
clothes will be made of sturdy
acrylic
a n d polyester
blends,
u>ashlng and Ironing will be less
time
consuming.
Those students who have voiced
opposition to this new fashion
statement feel that the University
Is Imposing on their freedom
to
wear their tacky clothes.
Hou'ever, 1 feel the University
Is
only
providing
for u s a n
example
of
tactful
dressing
which
alt s t u d e n t s
will
need
when
they
are In
the "real
world."
X am certain
many
future employers wilt be grateful
that this University
has taken
such a strong stand against poor
taste.
Sincerely,
Kim Schmitz
Concerned
Student
Fashion
Freak

and

Spring
Break
Trip
Be the first of your frtends te
visit the hot new vocation spoil
Spend your
Spring
Break on
ftarst
Contact the Tnterptanctari
Travel Company
teday.
Photos
WuntecC
•Anyone possessing
photegraphs
of
professors
who tverc once
young arc encouraged to donate
them to the Society of Infant
Professors.
They
arc an
organization
that
believes
professors
were
never
young.

Trldat), October 30, 1907, LocH Kat^en Unlt^erslttj, CiHC Et^c 7

FEATUEES
LfCU

FEATILJMES FEATILJMES FEATUMES

professor a d v o c a t e s use

Bt|

Jennifer

staff

Jleporter

Smith

Or.
Seymour
Qabarkowitz,
head of
the P r i m i t i v e
Hygiene
Department,
will
be
the
Instructor
for
Creative
Toothplcklng a n d Flossing to be
offered n e x t semester.
a a b ar k o u* I t z
graduated
valldlctorion
tvith
a
bachelor's
degree In tonsil cleansing
from
Sleeping
Through I t
^tl
State
University.
a^fter graduating, h<
remained at Steeping Through It
All to earn a master's In throat
swabbing.
Qabarkou/ltz began working
as
a dental
hygtenlst for anlmala
al
the
city zoo.
Three years of
work was more than enough for
him
to
handle.
Qabarkowitz
wanted to move on to working
w i t h hunton teeth o n d earned a
Ph.D.
In
toothplcklng
front
Blowing Off
University.
•According to
main
objective

aoborkowitz,
the
of
the
Creative

StaCCone
By

Abb^

£vU

Eye

JL.
ftovle

hits
ni|Cin
Columnist

Jake
a deep
breath and get
ready for o movie market sweep I
Sly
Stallone
Is
bound
to
monopolize
the •Icodcmy «4.ward
nonvinotions
this
year
with
onother
nionster
bOx-office
creation, I h c rtl?ltl?Brmn OOIL. a.
true promise for future sequels.
Stollonc,
who
directs,
produces,
stars,
co-stars
and
funds this production, uses sheet''
egotism
brushlng-up
his
somewhat
sliding
public
Image
since his former w i f e ,
Brldgette
Nlelson, hit the road lost fall.
Making up for the lock of plot
wi^h
maximum
exposure
of
Stallone's
nevcr-out-of-style
body, this rather long three hour
clip shows that his prlvote life Is
not
the o n l y
thing
he's
been
shaping up.

of public

ttral

FEATUEES
htigiene

Toothplcklng a n d Flossing
course
Is to teach students te pick food
from
their
teeth
in
public
restaurants
without
being
noticed.
Qabarkowitz s a i d he Is looking
forward
to being the Instructor
for the course.
"X have spent the ntojorlty of
my life learning the art of subtle
toothplcklng, and I really enjoy
It," s a i d Qabarkowitz.
"X hope
that X can Instill In my students
that same feeling."
Xn
response
to
how
many
students
will
be
permitted
to
enroll in the d o s s ,
Qabarkowitz
s a i d that the University has not
worked
on that detail as of yet,
but OS long
os
the
Interested
students d i d n ' t have bod breath,
he
didn't
core
how
many
enrolled.
Qeorge Higgins,
o student
at
LHU
considering
chonging
his
major to
toothplcklng,
sold,
"1
w i l l definitely sign up for this
doss.
X know i t will hove o lot
to
offer
me
ond
the
other

yBt

another

Stollonc develops
the
unusuot,
toklng
his tivo previous
screen
characters
ond
portroylng
their
"life
after
hitting
It
big"
essentially
creating
o
"Rocky
meets Rambo" script.
Xn a rather coincidental
auto
accident,
Rombo
dentolishes
Rocky's
Lomborghni
ond,
ofter
quite o l a w s u i t , the two become
Intimate
friends.
Out of jungle commission due
to plonter's w o r t s , Rontbo
and
the retired ex-boxer ivaitlng for
the right dramatic return to the
ring,
Rocky,
colloborote,
determined to recoup the money
lost
In
the
lawsuit
(severol
billion due to Rambo's
volitole
nature) .
The film really tokcs off when
Stallone
convincingly
plays tM>o
meatheods trying to ntorket thelt
ntllllon
dollar
Idea,
Konogrommed
condonts;
their
' attempt' ' t o ' convince' society that

Dr.
Setfinour
llarbarfcoivltz,
professor
hi^glKnc a t LHU, exprcescs enthusiasms
cCasses i n
Crsative Toothpiching
and
students
who
hove
chosen
to
pursue thic f UCd."
The
course
witl
be
offered
beginning i n the cpring semester,
Antf
student
wishing
to
enroll

Cotv

in

his

primitit^e
of
for h i s neit^
FCossing.

should see their advicor as coon
as possible os the number of seots
open in the d o s s moy decreose
ropidty.

iatest

fiCm

flick.
leaving the mark on the
tossed whole
out evidence could answer
the
Ae
powerful
as
the
original
everlasting,
"Who was thot lost R o c k y
soundtrock,
The
night?"
question.
rtPtTPBritttt
Man is held together
The plot Intensifies when
the by o ntarvelous track
recorded
rtonogrom H o n ,
who o w n s
the entirely
by
yet
another
young
right
to
monogrommed
toilet aspiring
star.
Hick
Jagger's
paper, played by Hichoct ] . Fox, t w o - y e a r old daughter.
star of l b s Secret to Tty Success.
oppcors
OS
the
only
thing
standing
in
the
woy
of
this
incredible
market
break-through.
The
oudlence
is
bound
to
empathize w i t h the 5'4" King of
monogrommed
t o i l e t paper
who
takes on o young Al Poclno look
in
one
scene
and
burys
his
defeated
head In his mountain of
toilet paper before Rambo
and
Rocky nteet him for o final show
down.

Critics orgue the weokness of
only one explicit scene where the
oudlence is unable to determine
just
who
is
in
bed
with
^drienne this time.
The trailed
off,
nonconcluding
ending
also
raised a few
eyebrows,
but X
betteve the ending is appropriate
to the less than challenging plot
o n d leaves V definite
possibility
for mony seqttels.

Secret
found

l b s nononram
Man wiU not be
shown on Friday, Saturday, ond
Sunday at 8 p.m. In the lower
level of the PUB.

success reolly
in
this

has been
clicking

combination of stors.
Stallone
really works well with
himself,
a n d i t shows throughout
the

8 Et^lC Ct|e Lock. Hauen Unlt^erslttj, frldaij, October 30, 1907

SPOMTS SEOMTS SEOMTS SEOETS SEOMTS SEOMTS SEOMTJ

Timson aruL SlitnoB Cecui rouCe^tto team to victory
ttf
Sports

lacabod

Jlzzcifitz

rtoron

Hark Tlntson and
)oe
Shmoe
stayed
olive
through the
flnol
round
os
Lock
Haven
gunned
d o w n the Massachusetts
Institute
of Technology S-D In o
bloody
Russian
Roulette
match
yesterday.
Timson
challenged
MIT's
Bart
Egghead with a five bullet filled
chamber.
Egghead responded by
redecorating
the w a l l ivlth h i s
IS3 a.Q.
"I'm upset were going to have
to put Bart on the Injured reserve
l i s t for the rest of the season,"

said
MXT
Head
Coach
Butch
"38-special"
Snubnose.
"He
i s . . .er.. . w a s our best player."
Shmoe
wasn't
as
lucky
however,
as he won by
forfeit
when MIT's Percy "Book Worm"
Bromwlnkler learned that he hod
gotten- one wrong on his Nuclear
Physics
test and
took his oivn
life.
"X think It really sucks that he
pulled a stupid stunt tike that,
s a i d Shmoe.
"X know 1 could
have beaten him fair and square
a n d w i t h dignity."
^
Lock Haven
Head
Coach Bob
"Silver - Bullet"
Qunner
was
pleased w i t h the w i n .
"X knew

we

were

going

to

them away,"
sold Quntter.
The match
got ugly
In
the
second
period
when
Qunner
accused Snubnose of using rubber
bullets.
Both benches cleared and
LKU s
Chuck
Stud
and
MIT's
Wllber
•4tomsplltter
were
each
given IS minutes In the penalty
box
for
pistol
whipping
and
shooting In the back.
"•Although f m pleased with the
win, I'm getting sick of playing
wimps like MXT,"
said Qunner.
"X think we're ready for the big
time.
Next year X'm adding
Army
and Navy to the schedule."
Other w i n n e r s
for
the
Haven
were
S.tud,
}oe
Magnum,
and

Rod Keeter.
Officials
at
MXT were
very
upset about the loss.
"We lost
precisely
i,S37.9288
X.q. points In the contest,"
said
MXT Dean
of
Students
Cat Q.
Lator.
"Xt seems oil colleges arc
placing too much of an emphasis
on sports these days."
Lock Haven will take a i m at
Central
Bronx
University
tomorrow at 3 p.m. In a contest
Qunner says will be the toughest
of the season.
"Xt should be a hard
fought
battle, but X think we have the
firepower to hatvdte them,"
sold
Qunner.

blow

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Sports

]iminez

Inc.

S)
i^nyone caught eating or
defacing
the ball or the sticks
w i l l be severely beaten w i t h a
loaf of three year old rye bread.

CitUor

The
Intramural
plllotv
polo
finals ore set anA tvltl take ploct
Tuesday
night.
•Arnold Hlghtower
scored
three
goals
and
Carrie
Clearwater
added
two to lead Ron Roland's
Raiders
to a 6-2
victory over
Down
Davidson's
Dowgs
on
Sunday .

The victory gave the Raiders o
perfect 4 - 0 record and put them
Into
the
finals
against
Bob
Stevens'
Stallions
(3-1)
on
Tuesday.
Hlghtower
started
the
scoring
w i t h his first goal at tlus 2:38
mark of the first period. David
Smith was given the assist.

The Dowgs beat Betty
Harris'
Hawks
4-3
Saturday
afternoon
to advance to the finals.
For
those
of
you
ivho
ore
u n f o m l l l o r w i t h pillow polo, It
Is sinvUor to hockey. They are
few but sltnple oddlttonot rules.

Clearwater than stole the ball In
the m i d f i e l d and
blasted a IS
foot shot past goalte Mark Miner.
Jenny Jones cut the Raider lead
to one OS her shot beat goalkeeper
Tom Quinn high to the right.
The Stolltons tied the score just
before
halftime
as
•Alfonso
Meszerschmldt took a pass from
Leroy Halibut ond stuck It In (hi
back of the net.

1)
The game Is ployed In a
closed area (60 yards long and 39
yards wide) with a regulation 8''
diameter Nerf ball and 88" stlckC
u>lth
plastic
shafts
and
foam
padded
ends.
2)
The game i s
ntlnute
quarters
timeouts
and
substitutions.

played In 10
with
no
unlimited

3)
Free hits
w i l l only be
awarded for hand bolls, delay of
game,
high
sticks,
and
unnecessary
roughness.
4)

Use of podding
Is mondltory
anA
wear
masks.

of any
goalies

kind
must

"We weren't very aggressive In
the
first
half,"
said
Roland.
"But In the second half we just
totally
dominated."
Hlghtower
asserted
himself
tn
the third quarter as he scored
back-to-back
goals
for
a
4-2
Raider
lead.
The lead was extended to S-2
when
Clearwater
blasted
a
penalty shot Into the goat with 32.
seconds left In the third quarter.
Halfway
through
the
fourth

period, Sally Speaksalot put the
final goal on the board as she
deflected
Karen
Cunningham's
pass over the outstreched hands
of Miner.
"Xt was a
said Quinn.

total team effort,"
"Xf everyone ploys

AdrVBttisZ

OS well as they d i d today, we
could blow the Stallions au>ay on
Tuesday. "
The gome Is scheduled to start
o t 12:17.37 p.m.
at the Haven
Polo Qrounds near the airport.

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Fri(iay, October 30, 1987, Lock Haven University, Eagle Eye 9

FEATUMES EEATUEES EEATUEES FEATUMES

FEATUMES

The Crucible staff prepares to publish this year's first issue
By Helen Haglich
Arts Columnist

Soon to go into production on campus is
the literary magazine, The Crucible.
Considered an outlet for creative writing,
photography, and art work, it is entirely
stud^t produced.
Dr. Edwin Moses, the new faculty
advisor for the publication, said that he is
eager to see what the students will submit,
and how the final copy will tum out.
Moses also stresses that all of the
responsibility for the production work lies
within the student editorial staff.
Editor-in-chief Shag (Kurt Schwalbe),
plays mostly an organizational role in
putting the magazine together.
Schwalbe, who has been involved in The
Crucible production for five semesters, is
interested in being involved in all aspects
of magazine production.
Other members of the editorial staff

include Mark Bamer, Theresa Bums Heidi
Clapper, Dave Houston, and Tonya
Stoddard.
When asked why he was interested in
being involved in the production of The
C r u c i b l e . Dave Houston, former
editor-in-chief, said that he is interested in
writing and reading what other students
have written.
He also said that he feels that the
publication should exist, and creative work
by the students should be recognized.
The deadline for student submissions is
November 2. All submissions should
include address and phone number, and
should be typed. They can be given to the
editors or dropped off in the English office.
There will be a prize of fifteen dollars for
the best entries in poetry and fiction.
The Crucible is an SCC funded
organization. One issue of the magazine
comes out every semester, and may include
essays, poetry, short fiction, and art work.
It will be distributed to the students at no
charge.

On the lighter side...
Halloween brings out the devil in all of us
Jy Abby A. Mylin

sacraments of their religion before giving
them an unleavened bread wafers.
Costumes should be interesting this year
as kids are getting more and more involved
and aware of politics at younger ages...I'm
About this time last year two of my
sure Ollie North, Fawn Hall and Donna
roommates and I decided that Halloween
developed a rather greedy nature in children,
Rice faces will comer the mask market...
and decided to do our share in curbing the Real heroes and heriones...
tradition.
Do we really want this kind of behavior
tolerated in our society?
The night the little brats were allowed to
Talking about costumes-well. I was bent
bang our door down, we bought a big
bowl of Sweet Tarts-individual Sweet
over picking out a pig nose in K-Mart last
jTarts. (We pulled them out of the wrappers
night and some lady put her hand in my
which meant 90% of the yard apes would
hair and yelled to her husband, "Hey Ralph!
[only throw them at each other any way).
Do you think the kids should wear these
fake Brillo mops on their heads this year?"
When the little paws instinctively went
I know my hair is an unmly mess, but
to grab a normal handful of the candies, all
three of us intervened yelling, "One! That's really...
it...what are you greedy or something?"
Just how much money is spent on this
Yes, what goes around comes dumb traditional folly...the candy, the
around...this can be illustrated in the costumes, the pumpkins...Good Grief!
Ex-Lax Cookie Joke...a truly backfiring
And that reminds me...all the T.V
issue.
shows like Snoopy etc... that the kids
Take my word for it, 16 Ex-Lax tablets spend valuable time watching too!
are too many on one cookie.
Little funnies will be everywhere in a]
I wouldn't recommend handing these
few days...
little dandies out , as we did, to college
Corn thrown full force at your
friends posing as trick or treaters.
car....Fight back. Let's get rid of this
You really should check all the treats the greedy holiday once and for all!
kids bring home after running around to
Stop your car and throw some com back
who knows where all Halloween night...
at them!
I mean we have neighbors who actually
You'll feel better I'm sure of it...well, on
handed-out little puppy treats to the kids the lighter side...maybe we never loose that
one year, and another couple, practicing little devilish spirit afterall.
Buddhists, who made the kids take the holv
Feature Columnist

Dr. Edwin Moses is the faculty advisor to The Crucible

''Little Shop of Horrors" to be shown Halloween
By John Norton
Movie Columnist

"Little Shop of Horrors" is a tongue
in cheek remake of a 1960 cult classic of
the same name. The 1960 version was a
total flop, with one bright spot being its
star (then unknown) Jack Nicholson.
The basic premise is rather unusual. It
involves a singing, talking, man-eating
plant who takes over a small plant shop on
Skid Row.
The plant's name is Audrey II and he is
owned by Seymour Krelbom (played by
Rick Moranis).
At first, Audrey II survives on blood
from a cut on Seymour's finger, but as he
grows, he needs more then blood.
In a hilarious scene, he begs Seymour
to feed him a human. Well, actually he
sings "feed me." Audrey II's voice is
provided by Levi Stubbs of the Four Tops.
In the subplot, Seymour is trying to
figure out a way to tell his secret love his
true feelings. She is Audrey (played by
Ellen Green), and she has a boyfriend
who abuses her.
Audrey is a typical blond bombshell
with a Betty Boop voice. Seymour must
find a way to get Audrey away from her
boyfriend and also overcome his own fear.
Eventually the two plots come together
when Audrey II finally talks Seymour into
getting him a human. Well, by this time
Seymour has grown sick of seeing Audrey
abused, so he plots to murder her
boyfriend.
While Moranis and Green tum in
excellent performances, the tme stars of
this film are actually the supporting cast.
Steve Martin gives
a
hilarious

performance as the sadist dentist/boyfriend
of Audrey. Martin became a dentist because
he enjoys inflicting pain on others and
what better way is their then being a
dentist.
Bill. Murray puts in a brief cameo as a
masochist who comes to Martin just for
the pain. In fact, Murray loves his pain so
much that he even outdoes Martin.
This movie is a spoof of the times,
from the clothes to the music. Every once
in a while the plot is interrupted so a trio
of soul singers can tell what will happen
next.
While the plot lacks in some aspects,
overall it is a tmly enjoyable film. The
bright spots are Martin's performance and
the scenes involving Moranis and the
plant.
"The Little Shop of Horrors" is being
presented by the SCC and admission is free
with validated ID. It will be shown on
Friday, Saturday and Sunday at 8 p.m.,
with a special matinee on Saturday at 2
p.m. It will be presented in the basement
of the PUB.

- # ^ "

10 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30,1987

SPOETS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS
Firth's tveo goals lead Lady Eagles to 4-1 romp over Villanova Wildcats
By Bill Alexander
Sports Editor

The weather was cold, damp and rainy,
but that didn't stop the Lady Eagle field
hockey team as they defeated the Lady
Wildcats of Villanova 4-1 on Tuesday.
Lady Eagle Head Coach Sharon Taylor
was very pleased with the team's and
senior's final home game of the season.
"All of the seniors played well from the
start of the game," said Taylor. "These kids
have just pulled together so well this
season. This game is just really indicative
of how they have built as the season has
gone on."
The six seniors who played their last
home game were Doobie Caprio, Kim
Hasson, Tami Flowers, Heidi Firth, Lisa
Coppock and Paula Stephens.
The Wildcats suuck first as Ann Dickey
scored an unassisted goal at 2:41 of the first
half for Villanova's only lead of the game.
Lock Haven came back and scored three

goals in the first half and one in the second
to eam the victory.
Rowers scored the Lady Eagles first goal
to tie the game at 1-1 at the 4:55 mark.
Firth upped the score to 2-1 at 25:28 as
she netted a pass from Hasson.
The Haven took a commanding 3-1 lead
as Stephens blasted in her 13th goal of the
season just before the end of the first half.
Firth put the game away at the 24:56
mark of the second half when she scored her
second goal of the game. Hasson and Jill
LaPoint assisted on the goal.
Lock Haven outshot the Wildcats 37-20
and had 12 penalty comers to Villanova's
six.
Lady Eagle goalie Stacy Giorgio had 13
saves in the game while Villanova's Mary
Monahan blocked 20 shots.
With one game left in the 1987 season,
Taylor is optimistic about the team's
chances at the NCAA playoffs.
"They (NCAA) would have to look at
the fact that we have had a [H-etty dam good
season. We will just have to wait and see

Heidi Firth passes the ball ahead to one of her teammates during
Tuesday's game against Villanova. The Haven won the game 4-1.
because we were ranked 13th or 14th last
week and they take the top 12 teams," said
Taylor. "If some one else stubbs their toe.

Govern Brothers helping each other to succeed
Although both eventually want to coach game, and won't lie to his sons on their
high school football, it will have to be play.
against each other.
Their mother is the same way. She is
Rod's goal before graduating is to make not afraid to express her opinion as she did
Sports Columnists all-conference. Scott's goal is to win a on Scott's play.
state championship.
"One week I played really crappy and my
On any sports team, having a key
"I want to win the conference real bad. I mother said 'I stunk,'" said Scott.
motivator to keep you going can improve want to get a nice ring. Making
Both Rod and Scott Govern work
your play dramatically.
All-Conference matters, but I'd rather win together to improve their football skills,
Having a brother as a teammate and a a championship," said Scott
academics, and continue to motivate each
motivator can also do wonders.
Both agree that their father has also other, which probably won't end when Rod
Rod and Scott Govem, members of the contributed to their success.
graduates.
Bald Eagle football team, are one example.
Their father tries to make it to every
Rod is a junior linebacker, and Scott is a
sophomore defensive tackle.
The Governs brought a winning tradition
to Lock Haven from Phillipsburg High
School in Alpha, New Jersey.
In Rod's first year at Lock Haven, the
Bald Eagles went 3-7, more losses in one
season than Rod faced in his entire high
school career.
Losing is still hard to take, but Rod feels
that for a team "on the edge" with "big
hearts." winning is not far away.
Rod and Scott have played organized
sports together ever since their little league
days 13 years ago.
Having a brother as a teammate and as a
friend is without a doubt something
special. Both brothers agree they have
made each other better football players and
better students.
Living together in High Hall also has
helped them. After practice they often
discuss certain things that may make each
%
other better players.
Rod and Scott have different plans for the
future. Rod is an Elementary Education
major while Scott wants to get into
Rod and Scott Govern
counseling.

By Joe Jones
and
Rob Yoegel

we might just get picked. We'll just have
to wait and see. We deserve it"

Straley wants athletes
to coach their lives
By Dan Hanson
Sports Editor

Women's Cross Country Coach Leroy
Straley wants all his athletes to be coaches.
"My goal is to see them graduate from
here and coach themselves in life. I believe
they can do it," said Straley.
A native of Mill Hall, Straley received
his Bachelor of Science degree in
Elementary Education from what was then
Lock Haven State Teacher's College in
1967 and eamed his Master's degree three
years later from Pennsylvania State
University.
After serving as an elementary teacher at
the Lamar Elementary School for three
years, Straley became a laboratory teacher
and later director of the Akeley Campus
School.
Straley became an associate professor in
the Physical Education department and the
first head coach of the women's cross
country team in 1977.
"I like coaching," said Straley. "I like
the kids. They're young, they're energetic,
and they want to go for their goals. I like
to help them get there."
"I also get to stay in shape and coach a
great bunch of kids. What else can you ask
for?" said Straley.
While Straley wants to get the best out
of his runners on the course, he is more
concerned about their academics and the
morals they attain from just participating.
c o n t i n u e d o n p g . 12

Friday, October 30, 1987, Lock Haven University, Eagle Eye 11

SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTl
Men's B-ball to challenge Marathon Oil in exhibition game
By Bill Alexander
Sports Editor
Although the first game of the regular
season is over three weeks away, men's
basketball coach Kurt Kanaskie has
scheduled an exhibition game against
Marathon Oil for Monday night
"We are playing this game to help our
team prepare for our schedule by playing a
team that is better than we are," said
Kanaskie. "It gives us a chance to 'get the
bugs out'. The fact that we can have a
game that doesn't count as far as wins and
losses, but we can use it to build and teach
upon."
The Oilers team consists of former
Division 1 College/University players,
some of which tried out for NBA teams.
They have also won the National Ampteur
Championships eight of the past nine
years.

They won the National AAU title in
1978 and 1979 and the National Amateur
Basketball Association (NABA) crown in
1979 and 1980.
The team has recently retumed to the
States from competition in the Gagarian
Cup in the Soviet Union.
Some of the other teams that Marathon
Oil will play are North Carolina State,
Penn State, South Carolina and Aubum.
"What is going to be tough about the
Marathon Oil Game is that we have had
only two and a half weeks of practice, and
usually we have six weeks before our first
game," said Kanaskie. "I'm sure that we
are going to be rough because wc don't
have all of our offenses and defenses put in
yet."
Tickets are $S for adults and $1 for
students and are available in the Athletic
Department office in Thomas Field House.
Game time is 7:30 p.m.

Caprio is a tough competitor
By Mike Daily
Sports Reporter
Leading the attack for the Lady Eagles as
a forward wing, senior Sharilyn "Doobie"
Caprio could be one of the ultimate
competitors in collegefieldhockey today.
Caprio, a Fitness Management major
from Hammonton, New Jersey, has been
playing the sport since she was in ninth
grade.
For a considerable part of 1987 season
Caprio led the team in scoring and produced
the winning goal in three or four games.
"Doobie is a very positive team player,"
said Head Coach Sharon Taylor.
The Lady Eagles are 11-3-2 so far this
season, and Caprio has a positive outlook
on the conclusion of her college sports
careo".
"Hopefully we'll get into the playoffs
because we did really well this year," said
Caprio.
Right now, however, Caprio is very
pleased in playing for the Lady Eagles.
"Everybody on our team gets along, and
I really enjoy playing," said Caprio.
With seven goals under her belt thus far
in the season, it is apparent that Caprio
plays the game hard.
Injuries are commonplace for Caprio, but
she doesn't allow them to hamper her
performance on the field.
During warm-up for Tuesday's game,
Caprio was bruised under the chin with a
ball, but she continued to practice.
She was then hit in the eye with a ball
just before the game started.
"It was bleeding like crazy when they
took her off the field," explained Taylor.
"I was sure it was going to have to be
stitched."

After a trip to the hospital, Caprio was
back and ready to play. The cut only
required a butterfly bandage to close.
Caprio was disappointed because she
could only play the last ten minutes of the
game said Taylor.
A former member of Lock Haven's
Softball team, Caprio enjoys playing tennis
in her spare time.
After she graduates this spring, Caprio
would like to go on to graduate school and
then secure a job in a psychiatric hospital.
However, she doesn't plan on hanging up
the battie armorrightafter college. Caprio
intends to continue playingfieldhockey on
a club team in New Jersey.

a

Doobie Caprio

Sean Lucas drives for the basket in preparation for Monday's
exhibition game against Marathon Oil at Thomas Field House.

Eaton scores two goals in 4-2
victory over Wilkes College
By Mike Leavy
Sports Reporter
The magic is definitely back for the
Bald Eagle soccer team as they walked by
Wilkes College 4-2 Tuesday.
The first half was dry fcHr both teams
with no scoring and, according to Coach
Lenny Long, an average performance by
the Haven.
"We were good, but we weren't as
good as we should have been against a •
team like Wilkes," said Long.
Long said that the team had a talk at
halftime that helped them get motivated
and realize the importance of the game.
"I told them that this was it and that a
lot rested on this game, so they had
better get their ^ t together," said Long.
After the speech, the team played what
Long considered their best 30 minutes of
soccer all season.
It started out with Rob Eaton scoring
two quick goals.
Roy Mehl followed with a goal of his
own before Wilkes struck back with a
score.
Chris Kelly finished off the attack
with the fourth and final goal of the
game for the Haven.
Wilkes scored shortly after that for
their last goal.
Coach Long felt that the scores by
Wilkes were underserved and a result of
mistakes by the Haven.
"It just appeared that we relaxed a little
bit, and it cost us the shutout," said
Long.
I>efender Steve Eagleton agreed widi
Long on the goals scored.

"We didn't keep concentration, and we
paid for it with two goals scored on us,"
said Eagleton.
The next game for the 7-5-5 Bald
Eagles is this Saturday at California
University. A win or a tie against the
Golden Eagles would give the Haven the
Westem Confo-ence title.
The win would also allow them to
host East Stroudsburg University for the
PSAC championships on November 8.
Long is enthusiastic about the team's
chances.
"The last eight games we've really
been getting it together with three or
four wins and the rest ties, so I feel that
we have a good shot at it," said L(»ig.
Rob Eaton also felt the team was
getting better and would be prepared for
the challenge.
"In the beginning of the season we
were a little depressed," said Eaton.
"We're putting it together and now we're
looking hot."

W®®!k®iiiidl SpiDinis Evenntts
Fonthall.- vs. Clarion
1:30 p.m.
Soccer ~ at Califomia
1 p.m.
Cross Country - at PSAC
Championships (ESU)
'^

Field Hockey - at James Madison
4p.in.

12 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30,1987

continued from pg. 10
"I think kids can grow a lot from
competing, but education is first and
foremost," said Straley.
It's Straley's concem for the academics
and personal problems of his athletes that
has eamed their respect
"I think he really cares," said mnner
Lorie Jamison. "He's willing to help us
with more than mnning."
"He enjoys coaching, and he's a good
coach. He really cares about the team,"
said team member Jill Baumgartner.
In addition to his commitments to
teaching and coaching. Straley is a member
of the American Alliance for Health.
Physical Education and Recreation, and the
Association for Supervision and
Curriculum Development. He is also the
faculty advisor for the bike club, husband,
and father of two.
"My goals are to be the best teacher I can
be, the best coach I can be, and when I'm
home, the best family man I can be," said
Straley.

LUSA MSA iimdl CIOILT JAM
with special guests ^Jfj^©^* will be performing on
Nov. 1,1987 at Lock Haven University in the Thomas
Field House.
The Red Cross conducted a
Halloween blood drive on
Wednesday and Thursday in
Woolridge Hall in hopes of
collecting 300 pints blood.

Society

for

REMEMBER: Doors open at 7 p.m.
Concert begins 8 p.m.

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