NORMAL TIMES
At

Central

State

Normal

LOCK HAVEN, PA., APRIL

VOLUME 3

School

1,1925

NUMBER 10

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The worst game of the summer was
staged on the C. S. N. S. campus, girls
vs. boys, on the morning of 1925. From
finish to start, the girls held possession
of the bill], the boys being too bashful to
take it from them. Heylmun and Johnston kept the bo.ys' gUiirds busy trying
to keep t h e m from making a basket.
Just as Woodward was about to make a
clean shot, a, wink from Fahlman, guard,
upset him so that he lost the b.all, and
it was regained by Winkleblech, the
girls' other guard, passed straight uji
to the forward area, and dropped neatly into the basket by Johnston, star
forward for the girls.
As man never was able, or never will
be able, to understand women, the
enemy did not make out any of the girls'
plays and were completely baffled by
the strong defense which they came uji
against.
Before the first quarter was
ended, the girls had found even Hauke's
weakest point and had smashed through
for a basket.
Only the perfect foul shooting of
Woodwiird and Ferguson kept the boys
up to the girls in final points. Ever.v
time a girl went after the ball, she was
pursued by the manly enemy and was
fouled for personal contact.
At the end of the half, the score
stood 99-100, in favor of the boys. . \ t
third quarter, througii daring gliinces
and soft sjioken words by the girls, the
ijoys were so flattered that the score
was brought to a tie at 50-50. The last
(jiiarter was characterized by wretched
passing and numerous fumbliiigs. The
final score was 25-75 in favor of the
girls.
The l i n e u p :
Girls
Boys
Johnston
F
Woodward
Heylmun
F
Ferguson
Berkwater
C
Ward
Mitstifer
S.C
Fahlman
G
Hauke
Winkelblech
G
Loftus
Field goals—Johnston, 10; Heylmun,
9; Woodward, 13; Ferguson, 16.
Foul goals—Johnston, 16 out of 72;
Heylmun, 4 out of 1; Woodward, 32
out of :\2; Ferguson, 10 out of 76.
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Chemistry Class Visits
Brick Yard
Mr. Ulmer took his chemistry class to
the brick plant last Thursday.
The
process of making bricks was made ver.y
interesting by the fact that the materials used were a little bit out of the
ordinary.
At the clay crusher, Carl
Loftus, and the rest of the class, including Woodward, saw Loftus go
through the entire process and through
the cylindrical dryers to emerge in the
form of the best fine brick in Central
Pennsylvania.

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.-V vaudeville will be held Friday evening, Jbircli 6, in the auditorium of the
C. S. N. S. Mr. Trembath, the famous
acrobat, with his "Jazz Girls," Miss
Whitwell, Miss Bentley, and Mrs. Cresswell, will do wonders that never luive
been surpassed.
I n the flrst act Mr.
Trembath will, with his forefingers, lift
.Miss Whitwell and Mrs. Cresswell above
his head and hold them for five minutes.
The ".Jazz Girls" will give a burlesque
in the second act with other interesting
feats of unparalleled skill following.
These girls have been named the "Jaz.:
Wonders" and are equal to their name.
The third act will consist of a solo by
Mr. Trembath with the "Jazz Girls"
dramatizing the song. Many other attractions will be offered. This show has
been widely known and is of the best in
the world. Come to it. It will be well
worth the time. No other such opjiorIunity may it ever again be your fortune to have.

Chapel Charged to Normal Times

Laundry Force's Dance
Draws Big Crowd

Faculty at Chapel

Chajiel Jieriod has been very interestThe laundry force's danee, given ing and enjoj-able this year. One rea
weekly by the meinbers of the Central son, no doubt, is the revival of the old
State Normal Scliool Liiundry to raise familiar songs—not to mention nuinber
funds for P. and G. soap, was held Sun56. Then we must not neglect that reda.v evening, March 22, 1925.
sounding and increasing "Amen." Boh
The kindergarten was decorated to Biirniiiii seems to enjo.y the privilege of
give il funeral effect, the color scheme liaving charge of the distribution of the
being black and purjile.
song books, but where are the faculty,
In every corner of the room, ten in where can they be?
all, stood a victrola which furnished
One reason for Mr. All's absence might
a very good line of dance nuisic
throughout the evening. A few of the possibly be the memor.y of that special
chorus that he sang in a few months
selections were: "Bring Back Mj' Bunago.
Wc wish that he would return for
ny to Me," by Sheaksdee; "Ten Little
it is unusual to see the faculty disBottles," by John Barleycorn; and
tressed in anything—excepting ignorance
Schinit's "My Country 'Tis of Thee."
disjilayed iu tests. Anyway we're glad
There were no refreshments other that Mr. High still stiinds by, for he
than tooth picks, but there were plenty ujiholds the singing on the right side
of those and every one enjoyed them.
and does it well.
Many very selected persons were presWhy not start a cut system, so that
ent, Oliver Miller, representing the
the faculty members who over cut would
Lock Haven Trust Bank; Belvie Cree,
have to take an extra hour, b,y leading
faculty member of Columbia UniverChapel?
sity; Frank Titus, representing the
The facult.v assures us that their aim
Grocery Man's Union, and two other
persons whose names could not be ob- is to please; but tlie,y are short of ammunition.
tained.

Chiijiel exercises were conducted on
Wednesda.v morning, February 31, under
the sujiervision of the Normal Times
Staff. Chajiel was ojiened by singing
the good old tune, "When You and I
Were Young, Maggie." This was followed by reading the twelfth chapter of
the Century Book of Selections. Announcements were as follows:
The Senior Class will meet toda.v at
12:20. This meeting will take the place
of lunch hour. Lunches will be served
to the Seniors in their rooms after the
meeting.
The Science classes will not meet today as the instructor wishes to take
an overcut.
.VII pujiils wdio wish to go to the movies
will be exempted from their classes iin,y
time they care to without any explanation.
The severiil dejiartnients of the Time
gave short tiilks on their respective
lines of work. Editorials gave a talk
on unselfishness as exhibited b.y the
girls in their willingness to help the
bo.vs with their librar.y work (work???)
Us and Others discussed the school
gossip, such as the value of a 1925
Praeeo to a graduate of 1927.
Personals read the name of students
who received fives as a grade in the
lirst semester.
Alunini Notes held before the school
the achievements of the student who
have left this school, esjieeially the girls
who have chiinged their names from
Edith to Ed.vthe.
News Items read the inaugural of t h e
late President, Henry Ford.
The student body then proceeded to
miirch out to "The March of the
I'riests."

NORMAL

TIMES
Faculty vs. Students
On Tuesdii.v evening, Jlareh 10, a very
exciting game was held in the gym between faculty and students.
A ver.v interesting feature of the
game was .\[r. High's brilliant throw
from the middle of the floor. All through
the game he wiis fast, but not rough.
Mr. MacDougall also made a good
.jiinili from his psychological base, but
mussed il hair in the attempt, and before he could get it replaced, Mr. Follmer had carried the ball to the other
(11(1 of the floor and scored.
At the end of the first half the score
stood 10-6, fiivor of faculty. The stuilent bod.v began to feel that the game
would be lost if something wasn't done,
so they liegan to cheer. The cheers consisted nf iill the latest jazz hits, but a
few old favorites like "The Old Grey
Mare," and "Silver Threads Among the
Gold," were not forgotten. Pep was
jHit in the student team.

A P R I L FOOLS

Alpha Zeta Pi Members T e n Years Hence
1 liajijiened to be triiveling throughout
the c-miiitry in 19:i5, searching for ilata
I II my book. "Old-.Maid School Teachers." so I thought I would look nji the
.Mjilia Zeta Pi meinbers.
Just as I stejiped off the train in
Washington, D. C. I noticed a jniliceinaii
liiniying a large red headed man toward the jail. His face was familiar;
.ves, .lack Foolmer was being arrested on
the (hiirge of distributing bills for the
I'ig Three-Ring circus, of wdiich he was
nianager.
In the Washington iiajiers
that evening a large write-up of the offeiidi r of tho city ordinance was iinblislieil. The fine was only ten dollars
iind a week in jail.
.\t'ter interviewing the president of
the I'liited States, one of the hall iio.vs
told me about a Penns.vlvania woniiiii
who had been lobbying for the bill jiro\i(liu^'; for shorter hours, better wiiges
iind 11(1 lesson phiiis for teachers. Elverda Eichardson to be sure! I alwa.vs
knew she was a good talker.
Going over into Yirginia I visited ii
iiiililary academy. Whom did 1 see Imt
f'eg Gledhill working out her pet tlie(U'ies as arithmetic teacher.
While in I'hiladelphia as I was going
along Market Street I noticed the sign,
".Jesse C, Ward, Manufjicturer of Salt
Shakers With I^eiid Bottoms."
One afternoon as I went through the
iiriiseum of antique education I read—
-'X'isitors! Interview the great liuinanislic and jihilantlirojiic, realistic ps.v< lioldgist." After much delay 1 secured
an ajijinintment. The man, grey headed, \V()irie(l and sorrawfill, looked iiji
siiijirisiiigly when I entered. I must
have seen that face before.
liiigagiiig ill t-onversiition he inimediatel.v iiieiitioiieil sitiiatioii-resjionse, jisychological
basis of neurone connectieti.
With
those words 1 recognized the niiin as Al
Hauke.
He was engaged in tabiiliitlag students observations ou wliite mice
ill the museum.

both painter and singer. 1 went to her
slioj); she liiijijn'iied to smile anil then
begin to giggle. Behold! If it wasn't
Madeline Weakland getting reiiil.y to
jiaiiit a Jiicture of her model who was
(4riice McKiline.v. While in Madeline's
.shoji who should enter but Alimi Knisel.v serving in the cajiacity as official re
jHirter for the Junior High School dejiirtment of jis.vcliological reaction.
A few weeks later I went to Chicago.
J read a plaee card in the window of a
citissical restanrant sa.ving "World Wide
Girls' Biisketliall Contest, Lock Haven
Normal vs. (California University. To
be held tomorrow." Sta.v, well 1 guess I
did. Both teams came on the floor;
how the Lock Haven girls did play.
Wasn't the referee's light curly hair
and smile familiiir? Yes, Peg Heylmun
was eliosen iiiteriiational referee. Tlie
Lock Haven Normal girls won Vi.v one
Jioint.
Going jiast the social workers
quarters who did 1 see but ibiry
lietli Cook directing a laz.v man
tu wiok. Maiy always had good
tive abilit.v; she was head of the
workers eiirjis for self relief.

headElizato get
execusocial

1 liajijiened in on a conference at
h'ockfiird. 111., Medical School, where
t'minent jili.vsicians were discussing
jiliilatelists and jiediatrics. The chairman called for editorials; but the person did nut have them in on time, due
In the fiict that her room was locked.
Quite a heated discussion followed about
these editorials on Phlegmatically motions; she just remained silent with
that farawa.v, absent stare and angry
look. Now I had been in a previous
meeting wliere that same condition existed. Carrolyn Wein, without a doubt.

Being tired of Northern life I went
to Fieri da for a few weeks.
While
enjoying m.v evening meal at a restaurant I noticed in tlu' jiajier tin ad.
.MatriiiHiiiial agency; wives secured, pity
when nianied. Visit or write Barbara
I liiiird of a wonderful artist who Chamjiliii. Within the next hour I was
i;v;il ill the Quaker City; while there I on my way to visit "Bob." Same old
Ihought 1 would visit her. She was Bob, a little gra.ver, and hajipier. She

told me that Tim Ferguson had recentl.v married the girl wlio was also graduated from Normal in '25, and now they
were living on her farm near Clearfield.
Barbara said she thought strange that
Tim applied to a matrimoniiil agency
when he had known this Clearfield girl
all his days at C. S. N. S.

During the second half the student
team gained due to Mr. All stopping to
direct cheers. Larkin made some good
pliiys and the score rose 16-10, favor of
the stndents.
Then Eeg took time out to talk to
Dot, and couldn't get down to work
iigain.

It was time Myers showed his stuff,
so he flattened Mr. Sullivan, his partner,
and did his favorite dance on Sully's
chest. It remained only for Tremmy
and Close to show their stuff, and beWhile visiting the grammar grade in
come fiimous.
Atlanta, Georgia, 1 heard Helen Nace
Next a double foul was called on Mr.
still telling ghost stories. How those
Kids did enjoy it. While in Atlanta I MacDougall and Close for quarreling
received my copy of Normal Times. over the "Origiuiil Nature of Man," and
"Extra! Extra! Esther Schofleld elect- due to their gregariousness, they were
kicked out of the game.
ed training teacher for fifth grade!"
I was going to Europe on the Wliite
Star Lines when one evening the band
directed by Lydia Gross Iuippened to
.strike up the Irish Lilt and who should
ajipear on the stage but Geraldine Beas
as toe dancer and Violet Agnew as
Spanish Ballet dancer.
When I was in Wales I went to see
the Prince. At last he had chosen a
wife. She being none other than our
own Marj- Biiir; they were now living in
ease and luxury

Mr. Ulmer, Sr., and Brown Bossert
entered the field as subs. Things were
going smooth again, when Mr. Ulmer
spied a new species on Tremmy's head
and fouled in analyzing it. This gave
the boys a chance, but Tremmy enraged
with Mr. Ulmer, jumped and grabbed
the ball from Bossert. Already to throw
the ball through the basket Tremmy remembered that he hiid not announced
the game as a write-up for the Normal
Times. At the close of the announcement, the time was up. The game ended
16-10, favor of students. Come on faculf.y, show us you are made of better
stuff—next time.
The lineup:

When in England I heard that Charlie
Chaplin had expired; a Peunsylvaiiian
Wiis to take his place
In the Patlie
News it was announced that Charlie's
place would be fllled by T. W. TremFaculty
Students
bath. He was facult.v advisor of Alphii
Mac
F
Mr.
Follmer
Zeta Pi.
Sully
F
Mr. Larkin
In Berlin University, as I was examTreminy
C
Mr. Close
ing the science department, an elderl.y Chusty (captain) . .G
Mr. Myers
lady, rather tall and stately, said, "Hello All
G . . Mr. Fitzsimmons
! How's folks in Pa.? How
Substitutions: Jazzy for Mao; Mr.
surprised I was, did an.y one know ine Bossert for Mr. Close.
here? Yes, Mary Mitchell informed me
that her love for chemistry had helped
Football Schedule, 1925
her obtain the position as chemist's
Sejitember 26—Notre Dame, home.
liookkecper.
October .'i—Yale, awti.v.
I had a letter from Marion Shaw inOctober 10—Harvard, home.
forming me that she was now leading a
October 17—Ann Arbor, home.
campaign for the World Court iicace
October 24—Leland Stanford, home.
conference and was also editor of the
October ;il—Georgia Tech, away.
Woman's I'ress.
November 7—Penn State, home.
Entering Ellis Island whom did I see
November 14—Pennsylvania, home.
greeting the immigrants but Georgia
November 21—Princeton, away.
Burkett.
No\'eniber 2«—Closed for repairs.

NORMAL

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Normal School, Lock Haven, Pennsylvania, by
tho Board of Editors of Normal Times.
The subscription rate to all alumni and undergraduates of the school is 75 cents.
Address all communications to T. W. Ti-einbath, C. S. N. S., Locli Haven, Penna.
BOABD OF EOITOBS
Violet Agnew, Geraldine Beas, Barbara Champlin, Mary Elizabeth Cook, John Follmer, Margaret
Gledhill, Lydia Gross, Albert Hauke, Margaret
Heylmun, Alma Knisely, Graee McKinney, Mary
Mitchell, Dorothy Moody, Elverda Richardson,
Marian Shaw, Jesse Ward, Madeline Weakland,
Carrolyn Wein, Timothy Ferguson, Georgia Burkett, Lenora Sharp, Mildred Myers, Thelma Cullen.
Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in section 1103, Act of October
3, 1017, authorized July 3, 1923.
APRIL 1, 1020

Vacation

The Vile Weed

Heigh Ho! The days of rejoicing
liiive come to us again. Easter time
is here. For the due honor thereof we
shall have two sweet weeks of vacation.
Man,y there are among us who will for.sake this institution for a wliile and
dejiart for various and distant homes,
iill (if wliich we love, and some of which
we siddoin see.

This is a terrible thing to let one's
mind dwell upon for any length of
time, a most heiirt rending thing to be
sure. But thinking that this little item
might be of some value to those subject to the vile habit, 1 feel it my duty
to issue in this Honorable and Effervescent number of the Normal Times,
the following paragriiph:
Man.v of our would-be gallants luive
decided to eschew the blues and willies
of a past fortnight, and drown in a
flood of expectoration their future uiigotly lessons, h.v resorting to the use of
the vile weed. Ah, yes, the stains may
be followed cleiirly to the front steps,
and from there to the Training School.
Or again from niaii.y of the rooms in the
East Donn to the various class rooms.
In some of the rooms the window sills
have become so discolored that it will
take a gallon of paint to hide the dis
colorations. The grass along the front
of the building has become so dried and
dead, that it will take careful husbandry
to resupply the same. Since the boys
cannot afford the generally used con
tainers of such flooded troubles, the
campus must suffer.

Then througii the quiet halls, the library and the tennis courts, shall ring
the echoes of solitude, and shall roam
the ghosts of onr last rejoicing.
Jt
ma.v even be that the great jiaintings
that hang on the walls will note our absence. And how our instructors shall
mourn for the ones they love.

Now if there are an.y among us who
are flnancially embarrassed, as students
Wed., April Ist!
iifteii are, and lack the good old AmeriThe powerful planets may present an can Eagle or in other words, carfare,
unusually lively and progressive dis let them make merry with their fellow
position to the person fortunate to be unfortunates and reniember what was
said of the rich man and the eye of a
born April 1.
needle.
Mars is in trim with the moon, in
conjunction or preposition with Sol or
Then, too, there are those who are
Uranus; the activity that these planets lurdened with great assignments, and
bestow is wonderful. New Venur will many references. Let them not raise
bring unsuccessful marriages and will their voices in condemnation of the inbring back fond recollections of the days structors, but hold their peace; for is
when Sherman mixed his nouns and it not said and well known among us,
that those who do not have sufficient
adjectives.
A child born on this day should have work to do, become like Mr. High's
iin 1. Q. of 198, should be active, en- abominable lioys.

April Fool's Day Horoscope

terprising,
popular.

mean,

dumb-bellated,

and

TIMES

A word to the wise, boys. This is
far worse than methods jireviouslj' re
sorted to, when it comes to forgetting.
Let us go back to those dear old days
iigain, when Pepsin took the place of
Five Bros., and the excess flow of digester was swallowed.

And again—there are those who are
.'•eeniingly sore above the shoulders.
Candidate's Card
Glee Club Prepares for
Oh, Ho! Their worries are small. All
Easter Trip
For Sheriff
that is necessary is to see Jack Follmer
To The Republican Voters of
The Glee Club is now jiriictising three
iind bargain for a little of his wonderful
Buncko Co.
ointment, (Sanganie) for all aches and times each week in preparation for the
Eiister vacation trip. The flrst concert
all
pains.
1 desire to announce that I will be
will be given in the Keith Theater at
a candidate tor the Republican nominaIn conclusion, to both the hapji.y and
tion for Sheriff at the Primary election the sad, the rich and the poor, the weak Washington, D. C.
About twent.v-eight men make the
to be held in Bniicko County Sejitem- and the strong, let it be known to all,
ber 15, 1925, and respectfiill.v solicit that (as it has been written) many trip. Director Carl G. Schrot is now
the votes and support of iill members of who are first shall be last, and the last training his men iiitensivel.v.
The Jirogram is one or more of the oiour Jiarty.
shall be flrst; many are cold but few
dinar.v difflciilty, including such numReggie Fitzsiniiiions.
frozen.
bers as "Onward Christian Soldiers,"'
Skeeter Eddie Twp.
April 1, i92r,.
HAIL VACATION DAYS!
and "Holy, Holy, Holy," ete.
The Club Quartet, consisting of LofFor Perfume Inspector.
tus, Close, Burman, and Fitzsimmons,
Republican Voters of Buncko Co.
will also entertain, singing some inAt the primary election to be held
Chapel Exercises
teresting selections. The quartet Siing
Sejitember 15, 1925, I will be a candi.-V very interesting and instructive
date for the Republican nomination for Chapel was held on Saturday, March 7. to the world from Diivenport, Iowa,
the office of Perfume Inspector and re- Mr. High conducted the opening exer- through the broadcasting station KDX.
spectfully solicit the votes and support cises by reiiding a portion from "The Eleven nunibers were rendered, whii-li
lirought in many favoralile communicaof all members of the party.
Book of Etiquette." Miss Roberts then tions from all over the United States
Russell Bowser.
gave a ver.v interesting and unique iind Canada, including Clinton C(iunt.y.
Settunatack Twp.
April 1, 1925. dance, her costume being a green ruiiber sport suit, trimmed wdth amalgamated zinc. The music, for the accoiiiBowser Elected Captain
Classified Advertisements
jianiment of this dance, was furnished
Thursday evening at 7:15 all baseViall
DOGS FOB SALE—1 will sell a car load by Mr. Treinbath's jilayiiig his moutli letter men assembled in the Y. M. C.
of Bread and Cheese Hounds. Com? organ selection, "The Stupidity of Stu- A. to elect a captain for the season.
The first nominating vote was cast.
early and have your jiick. Otlio Wig- dents." Mr. Sullivan then gave a saxajihone solo, entitled "The Blow That As every man voted for himself, a bit
gins.
Worked." Miss Denniston favored hev of trouble arose. It was seen that it
6,000 BUSHEI..S POTATOES P E R ACRE audience with an illustrated talk—"My
would be impossible to elect one witli
with Patuxent Chiimpion Fertilizer West Point Days." Next on the proall in that fraine of mind. Consequentraised in Woodie Woodward's farm, gram was a delightful lunch served to
ly, every man had tii tell his reasons
by Ciirl G. Schrot. We have Patuxent the students by the faculty. Following
for desiring captaincy, and why he
Fertilizer constantly on hand at our this, Mr. High sang a beiiutiful ballad thought he should have it. Woodward
Warehouse. You can get it when it entitled, "People Who Live in Tin imd Hauke won out, finally acknowledgsuits you, and we guarantee satisfac- Houses Shouldn't Throw Can-Openers." ing that their girls were looking fortion. Jake Ward, Buzzards' Roost, As an appropriate ending, the "Queer ward to being able to say they were goQuartet," composed of Mr. Trembath, ing with captains elect. Schrot, FitzPenna.
Mr. Sullivan, Mr. Ulmer, and Mr. Mc- simmons Bro., Close, Hayes, Loftus,
WANTED—A man to handle a good
Dougall, sang "Father, Get the Ham- Burman, and Hackenburg being unable
Steam Heated Collar Button proposimer, There's a Fly on Babj''3 Head.'' to give such reasons, were ruled out.
tion in Clinton Co. Must be a live
The students then passed out.
Bowser was elected in the first vote.
wire. Inquire Normal Times.

Miss Peterson's Music
Observation
This Wiis il lesson ainiing to increase
skill ill the use of jiizz music. The
teacher's aim was to teiieh the children to
sing jazz and keeji time to it in any
wa.v they wanted to.
The teiicher attained her aim in this
manner. First, she siiiig "Doodle De
Doo." Her tone was harsh and Imid,
(•ombining well with her graceful swa.ving biick and fiirtli as she kejit time
iind directed her singing class. The
jiujiils followed very well after hearing the soiig but once. They took up
Ihe strain and roared together the melodious tones.
Tlie,y kejit time in different wa.vs.
Florence was swinging her arms back
and forth.
Peggy was slajijiing her
hands on the desk in an effort to be
lieard above Miir.y Jean, who was keeping time by stamping her small feet on
the floor. Barbara was nodding her
head back and fortli and John was aiding her by giving it a push forward
each time it came back. The teacher
eould be justly jiroud that the children
interjireted the rh.vthm so readil.v.
.\t the end of the first stanza the
teacher gasjied for breath and .veiled,
"Sing louder, jilease." Then the children did their utmost. The iiuiiil's aim
was to win the conimendation of the
teacher. They did. When the.v were all
out of breath and had to stoji, the teacher, smiling pleasantly on her little
brood, said, "My children, .vou surel.v
did good work on that. We will now
tr.y, 'Me and My Boy Friend'." This
was sung in the same way and the,y did
as well as with the first song. The teacher had her lesson well analvzed; she
knew her songs b.y heart and gave a
lovel.v deinonstration of keejiing rlivthm.
The class was a real life situation;
the children did as they pleased and
eiijo.ved the lesson iminensely. There
were evidences of econom.v of time, for
the whole jieriod was sjieiit in singing
except when stojiping for breath. This
observation was written to the best of
m.v aliility according to Observation
Sheet I I .

Another One of Those Chapels
Monda.v morning, March .'IO, .Mr. Drum
gave a very interesting talk in Chapel
concerning rules of the school. He said,
"I have a little surprise for you all.
Begiiiiiing Wednesda.v morning of this
week, classes will not meet until Monda.v niorning. Students are at libert.v
to go out and come in when tlie.v wish.
comjiiin.v until 12:.'i0 at night and at any
time the,y wish. Meals will be served
iit all hours in the dining room. Belvie
will not ring the rising bell until OiMO.
The lights will be left on all night for
the benefit of those who wish to sta.v out
until after one o'clock. Frida.v evenings
there will he a dance for wdiich Paul
Whitman's (irchestra will fnruiah the
nnusic. The students ma.v dance as long
as they wish. It will be uncliajieroned.
Saturdiiy evening, a chiekeii dinner will
be served to all who wish to come, free
of charge. S first this year and no faculty niember
will be Jiermitted to flunk .any one.

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A liunipA sorority.
T o g-ft i H ' n u i s s i f n i t o jro d o w n ( o w n .
F o r o u r b o a r d a n d nxini every nine
weeks.
A kin An e x c l a n t a t U m .
T o w a r d the «tern.
S n b s t a n e e resultinj,' from electrical deiMPUi p o s i t i o n .
To put together.
S o m e t i m e s d o n e in c l a s s e s .
T!ie w a y w c w o n l d like In g e t t h r o u g h
a subject,
T h e lilue t i t m o n s e .
A literary society.
A k i n d of b e a r .
Aniillier sociely,
S i p n i e t h i n g ne in c h a p e l .
O n e of o u r b o y s ( n i c k n a m e ) .
Tell e v e r y b o d y (abr.)
T o c a t c h h()ld of.
A girl's name.
A t e r m we l e a r n for Mr. All.
Onr m a r k s are when we would rather
see ( h e m t h a n see o u r p a r e n t s ,
Wiiat w e h o p e he will s a y w h e n w e
a s k h i m t<» ( h e I ' r o m .
An K n g l i s h c o l l e g e f o r c o m m o n l a w
l)rofessors.
N i c k n a m e of a g r e a t b a s e b a l l p l a y e r ,
Mr. S u l l i v a n ' s d e p a r t m e n t (abr.)
A e o n i b i n a t i o n of
lenses
used
in
photography.
Soinediing w c have to grind.

M e t a l in i t s n a t u r a l s t a t e .
A n a ( h " e r b e x p r e s s i n g A matter.
Hefore Clirist (abr.)
W h a t w e a r c a f t e r w e l e a v e C. S. N . S.
Advert* m e a n i n g in high d e g r e e .
High card.
T h e r e is o n e in c h a p e l I m t n o t in t h e
Y. M. ('. A.
F e a r t»f w h i c h m a k e s s o m e of u s d i e t .
O f w h i c h w e Inive t h i r l y - t i v e a c r e s .
An Irishman's name (Iiackwards).
B u t f e w of t h e g i r l s a r e .
One nu)od.
,«4. A n e x c l a m a t i o n .
HI. A i t r o n o u n .
ST. A m i n e r a l s p r i n g .
!»(). A n i n v i s i b l e p a r t i c l e of m a t t e r .
ill. A l i o v e w h i e h o u r b o n d s s h o u l d sell.
92. T h e y c o v e r t h e c a m p n s t w o o r t h r e o
times every year.
If s A pronoun.
A n u m b r e l l a - s h a p e d finial o f a B u d a h i s t
tope.
i»7. K u r o p e a n c u t t l e - H s h .
\)K T h e e x e r c i s e r s o r e i i j o y e r s of a r i g h t .
*M. W h e r e w e g o w h e n w e m i s s b r e a k f a s t .
mo. W h a t s o n u ' of t h e t e a c h e r s d o w h e n
we don't have o u r lessons.
UK!. W h e r e \ \ e w i s h w e w e r e .
A sutiix u s e d to e n d v e r b s .
107.
N o t i n g t h e m a i d e n n a m e of a m a r r i e d
woman.

lOil.
111.

A jieriotl.
. \ w h i s k y (•(intiiiiicr i n " Y e jyood o l d
da.vs."
IKi. T h e a i i t l i o r i t j - of t l i e I'ojie o r r i l j i i l l
court.
11.-1.
Syruji ( a b r ) .
no. T o e.xtenil.
l i s . . \ rii.val s y u i l i e l of a i u n e i i t Eg.vjit.
120.
. \ Iiiiij; f n r l i i i p e t .
122.
A k i n d iit' h a i r cut o r a s l i U l h i g .
124.
'J'o (ipcn.
120.
North liatitnde (abr.)
127.
Incliiieil (d be d i s t a n t in m a n n e r .
128.
F o r wliich we b u r n i n c e n s e t o e l l m i mife t h e s m e l l .
129. W e d o n ' t l i a v e i m v a f t e r t e n o ' c l o c k .
130.
Sherry.
V.V>. T o l i t t e r w i t h a s t r o n i ^ s o u n d .
l;!0. A (li'cp b l u e g r a s s c o l o r e d w i t h c o b a l t
oxiih'.
l:w. A (leeji l e t h a r g i c s l e e p .
142.
(Ipposite of good.
145.
N i c k n a m e of o u r C o l o n e l .
14S. W h i i l w e a r e b e f o r e w e r e a c h v o t i n g
age.
140. A r i v e r in w e s t e r n S i b e r i a .
151. A f r i c a n a n i m a l r e s e m b l i n g tlie g i r a f f e .
152.
A n y one w o r k i n g t h i s puzzle.
153.
P a s t t e n s e of w h n t w e do in t h e d i n i n g hall.
154.
A pronoun.
155.
O u r state (abr.)
150.
T o vex.
1.57. A u n i t of m e a s u r e u i e i i t in p r i n t i n g .
15S. K a l l r o a d s ( a l i r . )

To convert into leather.
To have c a u g h t with a lasso.
T w o of o u r e n t e r t a i n m e n t s ,
Name m e a n i n g a foster son.
. \ r t i c l e s of f a i t h .
A girl's name.
P e r t a i n i n g t o o n e o£ t w o b o n e s i n t h e
forearm.
172. A w o r d of r e f u s a l .
173. A k i n d of w h i s k y .
Hypothesis (abr.)
174.
A rendezvous for lovers.
175.
Morose.
170.
111.
Times at Central (abr.)
A prejiositioii.
178.
O u r m o n e y is, e v e r y n i n e w e e k s .
180.
ISl. Sent h o m e twice a seniester.
.A.t o n e e n d of t h e s p a n of l i f e .
185.
18!). R e i i u l r e d o n e s e m e s t e r b e f o r e g r a d uation.
1(13. . \ I ' e n n S t a t e p u b l i c a t i o n .
KIO. A b i g s t u p i d f e l l o w .
ino. S o m e .
•201. A s a i l o r , o r a d a r k o i l y l i q u i d .
2(«. H e d o e s n ' t g o to W e s t P o i n t , b u t h e
graduates from Annapolis (backwards).
205. E x i s t e n c e .
A pronoun.
200.
208. A m u s i c a l i n s t r i m i e n t .
20a. W h a t w e d o o n a n e c k i n g p a r t y .
210,
A sorority.
•211. D o n e b y o u r a t h l e t i c t e a m s .
212.
Where we dance.
213.
Prefix m e a n i n g m u s c l e .
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102.
105.
100.
107.
KiS.
171.

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W l i e r e wo a r e n o w .
-V n i a l a r i a l f e v e r .
(If wliicli w e h a v e b n t I w e n t y - s e v e n .
.V b o y ' s n i c k n a i i i e .
Till (abr.)
Prefix i i e r t a i n i n g to iodine.
T h e s e v e n t h n o t e of t h e s c a l e .
.\ g i r l ' s n a m e m e a n i n g l i a j i p i n e s s .
T l i e t l i r e e t o e d s l o t h of A m e r i c a .
Farlhiiig (abr.)
A [il-eposition.
A .\h'xicaii i r e e .
.\lr. I ' e r k i n s ' l i r s t n a m e ,
Siittix m c a n i i i g " j i e r t a i n i n g t o . "
.V c o i i j i i n c t i o n ( b a c k w a r d ) .
Wlial Central State will become (abr.)
Tliiit i s ( a b r . )
-V w e s l e r n s t a t e ( a b r . )
-Vn e x c l a m a t i o n .
liatiicl (he K i n g ( a b r . )
.V s c h o o l o r g a n i z a t i o n .
All ( I h i o I n d i a n c h i e f t a i n ( p ( i s s e s « i v e ) .
-V k i c k In the i i a n l s .
T o liriiilucc e g g s .
.Vdverlisclilelils (abr.l
W e d o lo . l . \ / . / . V m u s i c .
W h a t WI' iire w h e n w e c o m e t o X o r i i i a i .
W i l l i d i g n i t y t b e y coliie a m i g o .
W l i a l W'e h e a r i n Ihe d i n i n g l i a l l .
F r e i g h t on b u y e r (alir.)
.AiMillier m i l e .

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48.
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. \ b e a s t of b u r d e n .
.\ p r o n o u n .
An exelaiiiation.
.\ s u H i x u s e d t o f o r m t h e c o m p a r a t i v e
degree.
.V Jioint of t h e c o m p a s s .
H e a r d a s N o . 51 a c r o s s , b u t spcdled
ilirfereiilly.
W h a t we h(i|i('the State m a n won't say.
New testament (abr.)
F o r which we say " P a r d o n m e " at a
dance.
.\ moitnttliii lion.
T o sliglil a n o t h e r .
A Jilace l o s i t .
S i n g u l a r j i r e s e n t of t h e v e r b " t o b e . "
W h a t m o s t of o u r b r ( » a k f a s t c e r e a l I s .
I ' e r i a i i i i i i g to t h e a s j i - t r e e .
T o w l i i c h a l l m u s t i i t t e n d flve d a y s a
weid;.
'J'lie n e s t of a p r e d a t o r y b i r d .
F a d e d or w o r n out ( F r e n c h ) .
.Vt j i o i i i t s f a r t h e r i n .
.Vnciciit ( i r e c k m a r k e t j i l a e e .
T o b e w r i i l c i i f o r .N'ornial T i m e s .
T o get o u t of w o r k .
.Aiiicricaii w o m e n ( a b r . )
.\ii .Vniericaii w r i t e r .
Slie d i r e c t s lis in j i l a y .
.A k i n d of n i g h t c:ir.
O n w h i c h w e sit w h e n in t h e w o o d .
.\ h y i i o t h e t i c a l i i l c o b o l r a d i c a l .

101.
102.
104.

S a m e as over.
Prefllx m e a n i n g hack.
Osmium (abr.)

100.

T o do w h i c h m a k e s t w o t r a c k s
snow.
Prefix nicaiiing equal.
A marsh.
O u r h o m e f o r iiim. m o n t h s .
S o m e t h i n g w e sluiuld h a v e for
I r o n (abr.. b a c k w a r d s ) .
Suffix n s e d l o f o r m j i l u r a l s .
. A n o t h e r f o r m of tlie v e r b " t o
P a r t ot a bushel.
Prefix nicaiiiiig two.
An exclaination.
T o stain.
S l a n g for h e a d .
A bone.
Klectrical engineer (iibr.)
Inclined.
A traiaiiig school (Jeparlaieiit.
W h a t w e c a l l .Mr. H i g h .
W h a t w e c a l l Mr. T r e m b a t h .
T h o s e d e i i l i i i g in I h e m e r c a n t i l e
A d v . in l i i g l i i l o g r e e .
All r i g h t ( a b r . )
A parent.
To run.
O
f our boys.
A b l o o d vessel'.
C o v e r with iiulvcii/.cd eaitli.

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112.
114.
110.
117.
118.
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125.
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102.
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180.
187.
188.
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102.
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107.
108.
200.
202.
204.
200.
207.

P o u r e d at every meal.
A Enropeaii country (abr.)
T h o s e w i t h a u I . Q. of o n e h u n d r e d
forty.
Either.
Book (abr.)
What we have and are going to keep.
O p p o s i t e of n u m b e r f i f t y - o n e .
P a s t tense, meaning beaeaeb.
T o follow.
A popular fable
American statistical Association (abr.)
.\iiil s o f o r t h ( a b r . )
Adverb m e a n i n g No.
Athletic Association (abr.)
Uoyal Navy (abr.)
A state (abr).
A jiroiioun.
An a n i m a l ot w h i c h c a t s a r e fond.
I n i t i a l s of t h e 2 6 t h p r e s i d e n t .
A c t of d i r e c t i n g .
Medical degree.
Ill l a w , a n a c t i o n .
A southern state (abr.)
Eurojiean c o u n t r y (alir.)
I'refix m e a n i n g b y .
S o m e t i m e s a t t h e e n d of a l e t t e r ( a b r . )
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A n e x c l a i n a t i o n of a s a i l o r .
A iireiiositioii.

NORMAL
Regulation Rules for the
Junior Prom

Bitter Sweets Plan to
Close Season

1. All girls who wish to attend the
Junior Prom must meet their men at
the Fallon House.
2. Dancing will continue until 4
o'clock.
3. Girls must be in at least for brealcfiist, so as not to disappoint Belvie.
4. Cozy corners will be placed in the
balcony for the comfort of all.
5. Lights will be dimmed, so that
those dancing, etc., will think they are
in dreamland!
6. Paul Whiteman's Orchestra will
furnish the music as usual.
7. Chaperons will not be necessary.
8. The diiy-room steps will not have
to be reserved as there will be plenty of
cozy spots fixed out on the lawn.
9. Lights will not be turned on and
off—.just off.

The last event on the Beta Signiii
Chris' social calendar is a house party
to be held the third week in .Tunc in
honor of Mrs. Calvin Coolidge, who has
consented to be jiresent.
The new IKIUSC, 1002 Rich Row, which
was purchased recently, will be redecoriited throughout by a well known decorator. A landscape gardener is all ready
at work on the grounds. A beautiful
fountain is to be set up at the rear of
tlie liouse. A tile terrace is also being
laid, whicli will enable the merry makers td dance out of doors in the .Tune
nigiits.

Chapel Program
The Junior Oral Expression Class giive
ji Jirogram in Chajiel on March 18, 192i).
The .speakers and their selections were
as follows:
Debate—^"Does a House Burn Up or
Down," Mary Cooney and Eleanor
Crandall.
Dramatization—"What I Owe to This
School," Mary Dietrick and Helen
Hagerty.
Monologue—•"The Kangaroo's
Tail,"
George Close.
Poem—"A Nasty Fall," Mary Collins.
Essay—^"The Great Man and His Time,"
Carl Loftus.
"Getting a Permanent Wave," Marguerite Carl.
"Boyal Father and Royal Son," David
Ulmer.
The program closed with a jiianologue:
"Why are we so attentive in Chapel?"

New Fall Styles
In Satin, Suede, Tan or
Black Calf

Plans are being made so that each moment of each day will be fllled to the
brim with activity.
Opportunity to
golf, Jilay tennis, or bathe will be offered. The sorority golf course is one
of the best for miles around. There
will be dancing ever,v afternoon and evening on the terrace if the weather permits, if not the third floor will be used.
Paul Whitman has been engaged for
the entire week and will appear with
liis first orchestra. Each evening at intermission well known artists will perform. Ruth St. Denis, Fritz Kreisler,
Galli-Curci and others will apjjear.
For tliose who do not care to dance
the doors of the card rooms will be
opened. I n all gaines individual scores
will be kept and on the last day prizes
will be given, a timely bracelet to the
woman, and a watch to the man.

TIMES

PERSONALS

ALL KINDS OF HATS

Jake Ward is leaving school He has
iiccepted the position of Professor of
Social Studies at Columbia University.
Garden Titus spent tlie week end at
his home on Main St.
Reggie Fitzsimmons has accepted ii
position witli Hawk Shaw, the detective,
to help President Coolidge to investigate
the Tea Pot Dome scandal.
Tlie inembers of the Boys' Basketball
team regret very much indeed that they
had to miss class last week.
Miss Dorothy Denniston, who is employed iis instructor in the Physical Education Department, has signed a seven
year contract to dance with Gus Hills
Vaudeville Co. Gus Hills Vaudeville
Wiis in Ijock Haven. Many students remember the wonderful performance. Tho
writer was so well pleased that he was
missing after the flrst act.

AND SHOES CLEANED

Lock Haven
Hat Cleaning and Shoe
Shining Parlor

POWDER PUFF
BEAUTY SHOP
New Fallon Hotel

Experts in All Branches
Marcelling a Speciality

LATEST STYLES
It is only fltting and proper that we
celebrate Mr. April Fool. Will some one
please look him up in Who's Who.

IN

Clothing and Furnishings
FOR

Mr. Frank Larkin, the Antonio Vasolenio of the Normal, has at last succumbed to the women's charms. Since
the flrst of February he has had a date
with every girl on the East side. His
charming smile and winning ways sure
A large attendance is expected. This do vamp the fair sex.
is to bring to a close the brilliant season
which the Bitter Sweets have enjoyed.
Why Go Elsewhere to

The list of patronesses and chaperBe Cheated?
ones includes such names as Willa
The Praeco Club is turning everybody
Scliert Outher, Elinor Glynn, Mr. and upside down in their 192:5 Praeco, so that
Mrs. Wallace Nutting, Pola Negri, Lady this number will certainly be a unique
Melbe, Mine. Jeritza and Amy Lowell.
one.
All parts that can be correctly
copied from former Praecos are being
placed in the 1925 edition. Therefore
??PARODY??!!!!
there will be nothing new in this numwhen at last price meets what a dif- ber. The cover design is unbeatable;
ficult and arduous task it is to write an it is taken from the cover part of a past
article on it when magicians or musi- issue of "Life." Even the Senior piccians entertain it's not so difflcult but tures will be so artistically arranged
when there's nothing doing taint easy that no one will be able to recognize
all i can say about chapel is that its them. The humor section is of the highmostly tiresome when there aint any- est type; a great part of the humor is
thing new going on sometimes how I taken from Shakespeare's comedies. Any
wish if there were to be a test that it student who orders a Praeco will have
would last for three hours but my oh an entire lifetime to regret the purmy then the idear of writing it up it chase of such an official document.
makes chill creep over me bones long
nnd hard get words in riglit place newsy
and breezy is what they want why
shouldnt they when c s n s has a reputation fer a good paper (theres the
punctuation
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Young Men and Men Who
Stay Young
HICKOFF & WEAVER
The Store of Better Values

Improvements, Pro and Con
The andtiorium will be redecorated for
the summer session students. The memhers of the Art Club are selecting tho
color scheme. As Easter is not far
away some selected Red, White, and
Blue, but the majority have selected
Black and Blue. Fire escapes iire being
located at convenient places, and all
hicks will be taken off the doors. This
will be an advantage as it will increase
the efficiency of the girls who intend
slijiping out.
Most of the students who return
from week ends at home are bringing
hack their cars. The jiarking spaces
are being well filled and more will have
to be provided.

Hungry?

Satisfy It With Good Food

Pumps or Oxfords
$3.85 to $7.50

KLEWAN'S
SHOE STORE
21 E. Main St.

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LUNCHES SERVED
CANDY
FRUIT

ICE CREAM
SODAS

Dancing
There will bo round and square dancing in the Gymnasium, Wednesda.y evening, April ] , 1925. Everybody is welcome.
Music will be furnished by
Brown Bossert's Band.

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We can tell you the most
beautiful way to say it

Rules From Constitution and ByLaws of Girls' Dormitory Association
"The noble Task is to try to comniand
some one else."

CARLSON,

Florist

AT THE MONUMENT

THE SANITARY
BARBER S H O P
Cleanliness, Courteous Treatment and Satisfaction
Guaranteed

Cessna Hemstitching
Shop
HEMSTITCHING OF ALL
KINDS
PLEATING OF EVERY
DESCRIPTION
310 North Grove Street
Lock Haven, Pa,

D

AINTY SERVICE
ELICIOUS CANDIES
ELIGHTFUL SUNDAES

BELLEFONTE AVE.

Nash Millinery
Shop
Above Achenbaeh's
SNAPPY SPORT HATS
Reasonable Prices

Store

It is a pleasure to shop where you can have confidence
in the merchandise you wish to purchase. There is
satisfaction in knowing every purchase you make must
be a satisfactory transaction in every respect. It is economy to buy where the prices will stand comparison.

1. It is not necessary to go to tlie
rooms iit the ringing of the evening
recreation bell. Students may visit one
iinother from 7:15 until 10:45. Sociability is encouraged. Smoking is permissible providing incense is burned.

Gift Department—Second Floor

2. From the retiring bell in the evening until the rising bell in the morning silence may be maintained throughout the building—providing no one
wishes to have a "feed" or take "reducing exercises." Pillows and mattresses
ma.v be used for taking somersaults.
.•). Hogan's Alley may be occupied
from "light out" at night until "lights
on" in the morning. Council members
and Faculty meinbers are excluded from
these parties.
4. Boisterous conduct, such as running and screaming in the halls, calling
irom the windows to visiting Football
and Biisketball teams will be permissible iit iiny time.
5. Paper and other waste may be
thrown from the windows in the rear
of the building only.
(i. The time between 8 A. M. and 4
P. M. is setaside solely for pleasure.
The oiilj- exception to this is classes
which maj' be held during these hours
in accordance with the rules governing
the use of the cl.aiis rooms.

Things to Do and Not to Do

J. F. TORSELL

Normal School Students—
Be Sure of Your

Realizing the iinport.aiice of fostering
a high degree of unanimity among students to provide for every one's personal
comfort to the extent that all in.ay live
in jieace and harmony under one roof,
the following rules liave been taken from
the Constitution and By-Laws of the
(4irls' Dormitory Association of C. S.
N. S.:

7. Visiting hours will be observed
each Sunday from 1:30 to 11:30 P . M.
During this time each student may entertain not more than two visitors unless special permission is given to entertain more by the proctor.

Quality
Shoe Repairing

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Call at business offices and faculty
offices any time, at your own convenience.
If you want a conference with Mr.
Drum, call any time.
If you have difficulty with your proj>riiin drop whatever subjects that may
interfere.
If you have a guest who desires to
eat in the dining room do not bother
about ;i ticket or money.
If you must have a permit or excuse
see "Belvie."
When you are in the assembly room
and the speaker rises, do not get quiet
until told. I t should always be necessary to call students to order.
Do not jiay any attention to the Proctor.
This is your school: Do as you please.
Have a good time and enjoy yourself
while here. If you don't it's your own
fault.

HOSIERY, UNDERWEAR, DRY GOODS

Smith & Winter Department Store
Junior Resolutions

Improvements in the Day Room

Man,y improvements, both useful and
ernamental, have been made in the day
room for whieh the occupants thereof
are duly appreciative.
The first improvement is the installation of two dozen new adjustable desks
se that the Zaner movement can be
freely indulged in.
The lights have been covered with
dainty shades. This measure was taken
because many of the day room students
stay and study far into the night.
The pipes that leaked all last fall hiive
The Juniors feel certain of both the been patched so that they only leak
success of their plan and the gratitude occasionally now.
of the new students.
The rats, exposed to the atmosphere
of learning, crawled down the openings
meant for ink wells, and after partakApril Fool
ing of the covers of some of the books,
promptly died.
Rising Bell—None.
Last, but not least, the piano formerWarning Bell—None.
Breakfast Bell—Served in your room— ly used in the gyinnasium hiis been
moved to the day room so that the stuany time.
dents can practice their music.
Luncheon Bell—12:00-2:00, anything yon
wish.
Dinner Bell—5:00-7:00.
Mr. High—"If there are sixty-seven
Study Hour Bell—9:45-10:00.
crows sitting on a tree, and I shot three,
how many were left?"
Recreation Bell—8:00 a. m. on.
A. Marrone—"Why-y-y, sixty-four."
Retiring Bell—Any time before 3 a. in.
Mr. High—"Is that right, class?"
Dancing in the Country Club every
B. Stiney—"No, they would all fly
evening of the week from 10:00 to 1:00.
Vincent Lopez's or Paul Whiteman's away."
orchestra will furnish the musie.
Who can say that the Juniors are selfcentered and selfish? At a ineeting of
the class, held March 13, they voted
that, in order to h.ave future students
reap more benefits from C. S. N. S., the
faculty be asked to present more intensive courses. Mr. AlacDougall will double the amount of reference work in
Ed. 100. Every Junior will be required
to have six hours of work in art and
six in health ed. for two semesters. Mr.
Trembath is going to require five hundred words a week from every student.

Council Passes New Ordinance
The members of the Student Council
have proposed this ordinance, to remedy
traffic conditions:
"All students parked between the dining room door (at 4:20 p. in.) and the
front entrance shall park their anatomy
at an jingle of 45 degrees, with their
body facing the general direction of
traffic.

Compliments of

Chiropody
Hair Bobbing
Water and Marcel Waving

Mrs. Jane Crowley Carson's
BEAUTY PARLOR
226 EAST MAIN STREET
Near the Garden Theater

LOCK HAVEN'S COMPLETE
LADIES' STORE

**Z3l)e Clinton"
Restaurant-Delicatessen
Table Luxuries
312 Vesper St., Lock Haven

^ ^ e ^empe Store
"The Store You'll
Like to Shop In"

13-15 E. Main S t , Lock Haven, Pa.

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Square Deal

You're "From

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Missouri"

Then Some

Come In

TIMES

c^lchenbach's
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A BUSINESS WOMAN'S WRIST WATCH
We carry a very wonderful collection of these
new White Gold BULOVA Wrist Watches, a
watch that combines accuracy with beauty.

McEwen & Zimmerman

or ICE CREAM, FANCY
CAKES A N D PASTRIES

Schrafft's, Norris, Page & Shaw and Martha
Washington Candies. :: Assorted Sweet
Chocolate and Gum Novelties
WE EXTEND AN INVITATION
TO THE STUDENTS AT THE
OPENING OF OUR NEW STORE

Achenbaeh's

Gift Store and Jewelry Store
Opera House Block

Henry Keller's Sons
Style

Quality

OXFORDS
AND

SLIPPERS

103 Main St., Lock Haven, Pa.

DEPENDABLE
DRUG
SERVICE

You Get It at
Our Store

Quality Goods
Reasonable Prices
Courteous Treatment

Price Holds Banquet for Shake

On the Diamond

On Sunday morning at 5:45 a formal
dinner dance for Shake was held b.y
Price ill Mr. High's class room. The
room was delightfully decorated with
cactus iilants and onions, with a color
scheme of pink and purple.

Within the next two or three days
there will be plenty of action on the
baseball diamond, as there are some 26
men out seeking regular births on the
coach's nine. For a short time light
exercise will be the order, until the future big leaguers round into shape. The
liatterymen, especially the hurlers, will
be taking things easy until they are
toughened up in order that the sore arm
cry will not be ushered into camp.
The infield will be kept busy handling
the hot liners and bunts. The boys in
the outfield will be engaged in the same
old work in the same old wa.y—picking
fungoes out of the atmosphere and trying their "peg" to home plate. Batting
practice will soon be in order and the
men will be called upon one be one to
exhibit their skill with the stick and
getting their eye on the old apple.

The tirst course was the menu. The
second consisted of a spaghetti-eating
contest, in which Mr. Drum won with
fifteen feet, two yards more than Mr.
High. Mr. High came in close second,
his only handicap being that during the
contest he became excited aud ate his
shoe strings, tying his spaghetti. The
next course consisted of the dramatization of the minutes by Mr. Walk, after
which the offering was lifted by Belvie.
A square dance was then started, the
music showing Mr. MacDougall's skill
with the shoe horn and Mr. Sullivan's
proficiency in handling dumb-bells. Mr.
Trembath very distastefully sang, "How's
Come You Do Me Like You D o ? " The
banquet was pulled off without a slip,
with the exception that Mr. Ulmer's
mascot cow got caught in the pencil
sharpener.

Coach Fredericks reports that all
equipment will be here in plenty of
time. He has ordered 8 Daisy air rifles
and a Ford car for the center fielder.
Due to the fact that Mr. All was over- Since the left fielder has level footing
it was decided to buy him a pair of
come hy the fumes of the decorations,
roller skates.
the part.v broke up at an early hour.
After supplying the outfielders it was
The latest ofticial report is that some of
the guests are recuperating, while oth- a problem to find what to protect the
ers are convalescing.
Come again, inner gardners with. A complete footI'rice, and give Shake another banquet ball outfit was ordered.
—never to be forgotten in the history of
Shake.
The candidates in the girls' popularity contest are running very close together. Miss Jessie Ward is now leading. The money derived from the contest will bo used to bu.v the school a
set of loaded dice, or African Golf Balls
—or provide for a course in Cubical
I'ingineeriiig.

To Income Tax Payers

Hilton & Heffner
Prescription Pharmacists

Prospects for the coming season look
exceedingly bright and in a short time
that old familiar cry will be heard—
"Play B a l l ! "

When the coach was asked about some
of the ability of his players he gave us
some useful dope. .Take Ward is a fixture the inside dope. Magnifying glasses are
the only mechanical devices able to see
him move. The Keystone sack is held
down by Zip Loftus. At short Hauke
is still working, but Schrot is pushing
him for the position. Reggie Fitzsimmons is taking care of the hot corner.
Larkin is an important sonthjiaw pitcher. He warms up the old soup bone
every day.

For convenience of those who file or
More material has also been ordered;
may be liable to file Federal income
tax returns the United States Gin In- An adding machine for the score-keepspector will be in room 219 East side, er, and one barrel of varnish, so that
tlie ball will stick to the new gloves.
April 1, 1925, from 9 P. M. to 3 A. M.

Heavy Storm Hits Mr.
Drum's Home
Mr. Drum's home was entirely swept
away in a terrific storm which passed
over this viiunity last Thursday. The
storm was the worst seen here for several years. Bricks from the chimney
were picked up in Clintondale.
The
famous wine cellar was found in front
of the Post Office. The kitchen was
found hanging on Titus's roof. An enterprising young Greek happened to be
passing early one morning, and, seeing the opportunity, is now feeding the
Normal Students perspiring Hot Dogs;
also serving soft, hard drinks.

Sophomore Cotillion
The Sophomores at C. S. N. S. held
their annual Soph Dance at the Masonic
I'emple on Friday evening, March 27.
The room was decorated beautifully
with the class colors, red and purple.
The favors of royal purple jewel cases
were received by the girls with many
exclamations of delight. The Penn St.ate
aggregation received fine watch fobs set
with amethysts.
The music for the dancing was furnished by the Vincent-Lopez Dance Orchestra, and dancing was en.ioyed until
2 o'clock, after which everybody made
a dive for the back seat of her escort's
car. During intermission the hall was
also similarly vacated, while all the
famous hotels nnd tea-rooms of the city
were being patronized.
Ever.ybody voted the dance a splendid success, and are eagerly looking
forward to the next one, which will bo
held in three weeks.

All Photos
At reduced rates to
C. S. N. S. Students

Leave your films
today — get your
pictures tomorrow

The Swope Studio

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St. Patrick's Day Party

Winter Days Bring New Sports
to the Vigorous

A big S t . Patrick's Day Party was
held Saturday night in the gym, March
14. Exalted members of the Knights of
Malta, as well as t h e pioneers of the
Ancient Order of Hibernians, were present.

EVERY ITEM THAT GOES WITH GYMNASIUM
EQUIPMENT IS BEST OBTAINED FROM
SPECIALISTS IN ATHLETIC GOODS
Sneakers, Gym Clothes, Basketball Togs and Accessories, in large assortment and in finest quality,
at Lock Haven's Athletic Headquarters

Stevenson's Sporting Goods Store
"The Warblers"
PLAN TO LUNCH AT

F. J. TITUS'
Just Off the Campus

ICE CREAM
HOME COOKING
GROCERIES

Prieson's Pharmacy
MAKE OUR STORE YOUR
HEADQUARTERS FOR
Beauty Clays
Face Powders
Single Compacts
Double Compacts
Talcum Powders
Cold Creams
Shampoos
Hair Nets
Tooth Paste
Tooth Brushes
Soap!)
Films
Stationery
Fountain Pens
Shaving Creams
Razor Blades
Razors
Shaving Brushes
Playing Cards, Etc.

Who says we haven't a male quartet?
Well, we certainly have, and a mighty
good one.
Mr. All's "Warblers" will make their
first public appearance in Chapel on
Thursday morning, April 2. UndoubtedIj- the quartet will score a musical triumph because of the unusual talent of
its four members. The superior ability of Mr. Wiggins deserves special mention. Aside from being an artist with
faultless technique, Mr. Wiggins possesses a personality which completely
captivates his audiences. The other
meinbers of the "Warblers" are George
Close, Carl Schrot a n d Reginald Fitzsinimoiis.
C. S. N. S. should be very proud of
its male quartet, and Mr. All assures us
thnt with a little more training under
his careful direction, t h e "Warblers"
will soon be ready for concert work.

For the convenience of people living
outside of Lock Haven, a special train
left the Blarney St. station three hours
past the scheduled time. The Lock Haven Street Railway Conipany put three
extra horse cars on for t h e occasion.
To accommodate the thousands desiring
to attend, t h e boats made in Kindergarten were launched and sailed up the
lakes of Killarney to Mill Hall, Flemington, and other smaller towns of Countj- Mayo township. I n this way no one
missed the big time.
The rollicking good time got under
way with Mr. High and Miss Rowe, two
noble souls from the "old sod," leading
the grand march, after which Mrs.
Cresswell a n d Mr. Trembath gave a real
good Irish breakdown.
One feature of the program that was
exceptionally good was t h e harp solo
hy Mr. All, entitled "Do Ti Do, Mi Darlin'."
He was accompanied by Miss
Whitwell on the Jews' Harp. The harmony of this number was most delightful.
A rousing good stuinii speech by
Miss Roberts, "Women's Rights in Ireland," followed next on the program.
Miss Denniston gave a three minute talk
on "A House Part,y I Attended in Dublin." Mr. Ulmer spoke on "Why Shamrocks Will Not Grow in Lock Haven."
Miss Alber gave a reading entitled,
"Lsidor's Return to the 'Quid Sod'." To
bring the program to a real edifyingending, Mr. MacDougall and Mr. Gage
lead the cheering, which was done in
the most dulcet tones as softly and
sweetly they cooed over the new school
yell,
"Erin Go Bragli!"

This Is the Plant
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SAVE MONEY
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The Griffith Store
5—10—25 and Variety
Stationery
School Supplies
Toys and Games
Party Favors
Candy
Notions
Hosiery
Millinery

Wiedhahn Jewelry Co.
117 East Main St., Lock Haven, Pa.

FINE JEWELRY and
SILVERWARE
C. S. N. S. RINGS

Waterman Fountain Pens
Here's a w o r d from
the Wise:
" / ordered
Normal
Times for one whole
Year.''
Are You Wise?
H a n d in y o u r s u b s c r i p t i o n t o d a y

BINDING

Undivided Responsibility

SEE THE NEW SPORT
SWEATERS AND THE
WHITE MANNISH
SHIRTS FOR G I R L S

We carry the largest stock of
Drugs in Clinton County.

Also New Line
of Wool Hosiery

LET US FILL YOUR
PRESCRIPTIONS

Prieson^s
Pharmacy
PRESCRIPTION

SPECIALISTS

S. E . Comer Main and Vesper Sts.

The Engraving

of School
Especially

and College
Solicited

Annuals

Write for Prices

G R I T P U B L I S H I N G C O . , -Williamsport, Pa.

Harry H. Wilson
Money's Worth or Money Back