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p e n i l e Iroiil >.lriams c a n he
l i v e t i m e s .IS p r ( i d i u l ) \ e a s l e s s
U r l i l c s l i i . \ i i n s . SLI\ / o o l n g i s l s
Knlu-il C S(, lu'tcr oi 1 o e k H-iven
Si.iU- UIKI l'.Ll\>.in I.. C o o p e r of
P e n n SuiK-.
I lu-\ find thiil
\
-
in t h r e e y e a r s .
In the l e s s
fertile s t r e a m s , four y e a r s a r e
needed to r e a c h this s i z e .
C h e m i s t r y of the w a t e r s e e m s
lo m a k e the d i f f e r e n c e .
The
s t u d i e s i n d i c a t e d t h a i the h e l t e i
Iroul s t r e a m s form in a g r i c u l t u r a l
v a l l e y s liaving
numerous limestone
outeroppings.
Such
w a l e r s a r e a l k a l i n e or " s w e e t " .
T h e s e s t r e a m botlon-.s lend l o
be c o v e r e d w i t h b e d s of u a l e r cress,
waterweed
and
>\aler
speedwell.
Such
streams
support
other
animal
life
in
a d d i t ion to f i s h .
tcrtil'" . s l i i a i n s t a n piociuee 26K
p o u n d s ol h n i o k l i o u i per a c r e
a n n u a l h . t o m p . i r e d to o n l \ 52
p o u n d s per a c r e liont ihe l e s s
fertile streams,
Howe\ei.
such
annua!
prod u c t i o n is si'Uioni ! i a r \ e s l e d hv
fisheriiKji.
according
to
Drs.
Scherer
and
C'oopci.
'I he s
report
'hat
Icrtilc
sireams
generally provide anglers uitii
On Ihc o t h e r h a n d .
vegetation
a b o u l h'' p o u n d s
ol I i s h per
IS r a r e in l e s s f e r t i l e s t r e a m s
acre.
T h e a v e r a g e v i e l d lor
b e i n g niosll\- u n i d e n t i f i e d m o s s e s ,
the l e s s f e r i i l c w a l e r s is alioiu
I h c w a i e r is n u c h l e s s a l k a l i n e
10 p o u n d s per a c r e .
t h a n lol the b e l l e l i o u l s t r e a m s ,
In b o t h i n s t a n c e s , y i e l d s a r e
riic s o i l s a i c I..lined l a r g e l y from
r e d u c e d by r e s t r i c t i o n s o n f i s h i n g
s a n d s t o n e .nu! s h . i l e . T h e c o m a n d hy
natural -nortaliiy
^nd
' h , ; l l.irge dil'terp,i
l i m i t e d life s p a n , t h e z o o l o g i s t s
are
mil • K i l l s
in
piar,:
claim.
Their
findings
have
d i l l creilC(.'s
I esptiii h i e l o , ;
been
published
hy the
Agriin trout produc i J
cultural Kxperimenl Station al
i>, l i \ c a:
While a lew i
Penn S l a t e .
I l h I c l l lie
long a s s i \ \ I ,,
ConiiTuring
iroul
waters
in
li.up t
and less icini
Cumberlantl
and
L y c o m i n g 91) p e i c e i i ! )l !'
..! spc.i
counties.
Drs.
Scherer
and
mens are ;,ikc"
Cooper
observed
that
brook
one s e a s o n .
irout
111 f e r i l l e s t r e a m s
grow
Dr.
Seheiei.
f a s t e r , m a i u r e al a l a r g e r s i z e
Jersey
Shore.
t h a n trout in l e s s f e r t i l e s t r e a m s ,
professor
ot
and " l a i n t a i n l.irger p o p u l a t i o n s
Haven
Slate
111 f e r t i l e s l i e a i i i s . b r o o k t r o u t
member ,>f t h e
reach
the
legal
takehome
1965.
He e
l e n g t h of s i x i n c h e s or l o n g e r
M.S. and
hi-
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I -i • •
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poiblciir- ••< I." i i ^ i •
s u i d c n i r i c c d m , - ., ..'•
n g t i l s • il ili' j^' • .
IS the s l i i d r n l 0\c<
mil I du..,
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St.itc ( • . . l l c g c .
The best way of avenging
thyself
is not to become
"llow
Can
Ihe
Secondarv
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, „
1 , ^ t i i ^ c. ,11
School P r i n c i p a l and His stall
,.
like the
Cope with tlie Present Student
Marcus Aureluis Antoninus
wrongdoer.
=>
Fri. April 24, 1970
NSi iiiiiiill llnii
tm m *»
Stevenson Library
Dedicated
M e m b e r s of t h e P e n n s y l v a n i a
L i b r a r y /Xssoc i a l i o n , w h o w i l l
be holding their a n n u a l confer1 I bl ,1 1 \ .
e n c e a t L o c k H a v e n on A p r i l
I'l lor l o j o i n i n g t h e
Pcnn2 3 - 2 4 , w i l l a t t e n d the d e d i c a t i o o ,
sv K a m a s t a t e library s t a f f , h e
a l o n g w i t h i n v i t e d g u e s t " Irom t h e
i . i s l i b r a r i a n of the l ^ n c a s l e r
c o m m u n i t y a n d m e m b e r s of t h e
I
P u b l i c L i b r a r y . He i s a
c o l l e g e f a c u l t y and s t a f f .
, ' . 1 g i . u l u a l e of O b e r l i n C o l l e g e
Dr. G i l m o r e Warner, w h o is
' . I .',11 ned h i s d e g r e e in l i b r a r y
r e t i r i n g at t h e end of the 1 9 6 9 - 7 0
• • 'I'l e ,il Ibe W e s i e r n R e s e r v e
a c a d e m i c y e a r , will p r e s i d e al
I . . ' i s i u I ibrary S c h o o l in 1938- t h e e e r e m o n v .
slate
iibrarx.
His
experience
d a t e d liack t o l y i H . w h e n h e
b e g a n woi Icing for the New York
be Included
. ,• ' ' .
Publication
"I
.Sl n b i i e r s
last
111 h,is p u b l i s h e d t w o
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in RelalKin (o Pupils. Staff, and
Community- "
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Student Unrest Discu
At Conference
SUident u n r e s t u i U be t h e
main t o p i c of d i s c u s s i o n at t h e
regional
workshop
conference
being sponsored
o n .April ^(j
by t h e S e c o n d a r y S c h o o l p n i i c i p a l s A s s o c i a t i o n of C e n t r a l
Pennsylvania
at
Lock
Haven
Slate
College's
Camp ll;ile-lo
leave-il.
Following
an
address
on
" S t u d e n i ' F r e e d o m s ' and U n r e s t
b\
Stephen
R. ( i o l d s l e i n . a s s o c i a t e p r o f e s s o r o\' law al the
U n i v e r s i t y of P e n n s y l v a n i a I,aw
School, group d i s c u s s i o n s will
b e h e l d on t h e s e t o p i c s :
"Whal are A c c e p t a b l e Studeni
' F r e e d o m s ' in T o d a y ' s S e c o n d a r y
Schools>"
'•What
are
ihe
Legal Responsibililies
of a
Seeondarv
P r i n c i p a l in O p e r a t i n g H i s S c h o o l
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LOCK HAYEK STATE COLLEGE
Vol Xill No. 100
Slate.
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„pb,
.
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io,ipKir
the
ion
in •
i. a s
;ei, ooi; . .f p.ifiiis. Whiill
Wards
"
I'd ... hi! k. I
for p u b l i i ,ii ion.
Slew arl s
poems
articles.
.\t\i\ hook r c v i e ' A s h a c e a p i > e a r e d
III both s c h o l a r l v a n d g e n e r a l
ir.ieiesi
magazines.
and
his
t s o g i a p h v IS a l r e a d v i n c l u d e d in
Ihe Dirritiir'
o j \mttri of
Young
I'.'.elli an l / l ( / i " r s .
Stewart l e a c h e s the P o e t r y
V\orkshop
in
the
program
in
e r e a l i \ e writing al l.HS.
CreativeWriting
WorkshopTopic
Another Fee Rises
R e g i s t r a t i o n fee for a l l P e n n s y l v a n i a p a s s e n g e r c a r s is $ 1 4 .
T h i s fee m u s t a e o o m p a n y t h e
l i c e n s e a p p l i c a t i o n w h e n it is
s e n t in for r e n e w a l .
Since
the
legislature
has
c o m p l e t e d a c t i o n on r a i s i n g t h e
f e e s . A p p l i c a t i o n s are now bei n g m a i l e d lo c a r o w n e r s . T h i s
is b e i n g d o n e in a c c o r d w i t h
t i t l e n u m b e r s w i l h o w n e r s of
newest ears
getting their applications firsl.
A s p e c i a l p r o v i s i o n of
new l a w p r o v i d e s r e l i e f for
er p e r s o n s . T h o s e w h o a r e
t i r e d or l i v i n g o n p e n s i o n s
gel a $4 r e f u n d . T o q u a l i f y
m u s t h a v e a n n u a l i n c o m e of
Ihal $ 3 , 5 0 0 i n c l u d i n g their
cial Security.
iVhat Do You Want...BLOOD?
the
oldremay
they
less
So-
Revolutions are like the most
noxious dung heaps which
bring into life the noblest
vegetables.
Napoleon I
Joseph Nicholson, assislanl
p r o f e s s o r of L n g l i s h a t L o c k
Haven
Slate
College,
will
c o n d u c t a w o r k s h o p in c r e a t i v e
w r i t i n g al t h e C e n t r a l
Region
Pennsylvania Scholastic P r e s s
Association Conference
today
at J e r s e y S h o r e A r e a S e n i o r
High School.
The
w o r k s h o p will
examine
samples
of
student
creative
w r i t i n g and c o n s i d e r
problems
c o n f r o n t i n g s t u d e n i e d i t o r s of
literary m a g a z i n e s .
Mr. N i c h o l s o n , w h o s e s t o r i e s
h a v e a p p e a r e d in m a n y m a g a z i n e s ,
t e a c h e s f i c t i o n w r i t i n g at L o c k
H a v e n S t a l e and w a s
formerly
Ihe f i c t i o n e d i t o r for C H R Y S A L I S
REVIEW, a west coast literary
magazine
of
the
mid-sixties,
which
attempted
lo
attract
recognition
for
young
writers
by p u b l i s h i n g
Iheir w o r k s
in
conjunction
with
such
wellknown
authois
as
William
Saroyon,
James
T.
F a r r e l 1,
and l . e s ; . c F i e d l e r .
LHS Captures Tri-meet
EN
Bands will be the big .sound
of the 1970's. Not bantis like
mom 'n pop dog-trotted to
back in the 1940's. But brass
and saxes added to the basic
guitar-organ-drum mix. . . .
If Nixon's against pollution,
can pollution be all bad? . . .
Latest craze of the Jet Setters in Acapulco is parachute
riding. They float high above
the Bay attached to a speedboat by a long cord . . .
Rape is a harshly won piece.
. . . From National Institute
of Health study on alcoholism you can infer
your
chances of getting hooked on
h a r d sauce a r e least IF:
you're a Jewish farmer who
dropped out of high school,
you live in the Texas Panhandle, and you don't pal
around with any Irish executives in their upper 40's. . . .
One plump dowager to another: "Somehow you don't
h e a r much any more .about
the dear old a l m a mater." . . .
Students around the world
will be aping our big Environmental Teach-in (April
22). . . . Some hip jargon a
little m o r e advanced t h a n
rap, cop out, uptight, etc.,
etc.: ofl' the wall—foolish,
ridiculous; brights — days;
later—so long; tough'—goodlooking; on time—satisfactory; he ripped me off—he
told me about a job; TCB—
take care of business . . .
Most Ph.D. theses consist of
digging up the bones from
one tomb and neatly rearranging them for burial in
another. . . . An Agnew supporter is not a Greek-made
jock strap . . . Didja know
your ears never stop growing? . . . Bully for Bowdoin
for dropping College Boards
as a biased way of gauging a
Clip Ship a n d Bloom
by N i b s G o r d o n
The
Ltrck H a v e n S t a l e t r a c k
and
field
team
overpowered
S h i p p e n s b u r g a n d B l o o m s b u r g on
W e d n e s d a y , c a p t u r i n g nine f i r s t s
a n d d i s p l a y i n g a m a z i n g d e p t h in
some e v e n t s . T h e final score was
LHS 9 7 , SSC 45'/2, BSC 38V2.
T h e E a g l e s p l a c e d three men
in t h e h i g h j u m p , j a v e l i n , long
j u m p , h i g h h u r d l e s , 8 8 0 . a n d 2m i l e 10 p r o v i d e t h e d p e t h . Sine r s for the F . a g l e s w e r e (lireg
K i t c h e n in t h e h i g h t u m p , B r u c e
P a r k h i l l in t h e
l a v e l m . Rick
S e i t z , the l o n g j u m p , Hill McNeli s , t h e t r i p l e j u m p , S t e v e I^ixlg a j n y , the m i l e , B y r o n A l m o n e y .
t h e h i g h h u r d l e s , C h a r l i e Sinico
t h e 4 4 0 , T o m E l l i s , t h e intenru i.
ate h u r d l e s , and Dave M o s e b r o o k .
t h e t w o m.ile.
Along with the nine winners
outstanding performances
came
from G a l e n H e s s •A'ho s e t a
s c h o o l r e c o r d of 1 2 ' 8 y 2 " in p l a c i n g s e d o n d in t h e p o l e v a u l t .
Bill Kline w i t h a 43'8y2" shot-
pul, V I C Campagna with a 40'9'/4"
triple lump, P o d g a j n y with a
2:01-2 880 along w i t h his wining m i l e , J o h n M i n g o s with 16.7
high h u r d l e s , C h r i s Bower w i l h
a 5 1 . 3 .140, S i m c o e w i t h a 2 2 - 7
2 2 0 , Nih'; Gordon w i t h a 1 0 : 0 8 - 2
two m i l e , George
Bower, and
two m i l e , Beorge Bower, and
Byron B r o o k s w i t h 2 : 0 1 . 3 and
l : 0 1 - 8 880's> a n d t h e m i l e r e l a y
team, of c h r i s B o w e r , K e i t h Ride r , Mike S o y k a , a n d C h a r l i e Simcoe with a s e a s o n ' s best 3:33.9.
Comnienting
on
the
meet.
Coach
Iin. D o l a n s a i d , " O u r
ICa
a i e n d o u s iob t o d a y .
1
li w i t h m o s t of our
u e e s . "this meet s h o w s
, iivenient that a l l our m e n
a t e m a k i n g . We h a v e t w o t o u g h
m e e t s next week a q a i n s t Bloomsb u r g and S l i p p e r y R o c k . Our t e a m
i s slKipiiisi into a s o l i d unit n o w . "
, .5-1, w i l l c o m p e t e
in o
.11 F r o n t i e r R e l a y s
in B u f f a l o ,
urday.
New
\ork
this
liindoiushoPPing
WITH
watiy SDvvaRDS
This week "\VinHowsho|)[>ing" pxaminrc thr ^ricnce nf ciir.sinf;
your fellow student. I mainiain that a lorw; siring ot fimr-U'tter AnyloSaxon words does little more than raise an t-yfbro\\ ol iiidsi •^tudcnt.^.
and therefore. 1 will not ^.u^iif-st Mshtu yAn:i<.cs such as ' , ' £ ' " : ' " * ' or
the more f>opular '$_ ^")("":''' I will lifUt-vtr introduce yuu tti my
entirely new concept of verbally altifkiii,'/ ihi'"- indn'iduals who chiwise
to cross your path. I call it thr manly irt nt 'wi-hinL' minnr CiUjtstrophies." By "wishing" one of the followmu Mt'ms ujMin the next
annoyinjj character, youll experience that tcslatit sati'iactinn which
neither profanity nor feeble insult can derive It ynu like, you may
keep this article in your wallet for future rt i'ercuce 1 ju>t h(t|H.' the
guy you pick the argument with doesnt have ^he artitU' ton
Here are the catastrophes:
May your English Literature proic -o- i.iii A-['->^, (lurini: one of his
own lectures.
May you get fixed up with a lilind date and ha-.c iu': -t .•lni:-tyv doL'
bite you.
May your mother's cooking be worst .t.^n that of the doim cafeteria
-!>, notcl)onks. a
May you go to the campus b(K)kst' '
clerk behinrl the
pack of i^encils, and two pens an^
checkout counter politely ask you, "Wili tiiat \'r ill- '
May your student I . D . picture look v,.ri . .>,ii,-- i,i ,mr oi the photographs hanging on the post office v
May your roommate own a I(X) W:IM aoipniur .md 75 sound effect
records.
May your instructor call on yon just ;L- vou're \ uttinu the finishing
touches on a most elaborate doodle in your notebook.
Sat-
TRACK
440 Relay 8 1. Mansfield, 2.
Shippensburg, 3. Lock Haven. T
-45.1.
Mile — 1 Podgajny (LH)
Mosebrook iLH), 3. McGill, (S),
4. Abell (M).T-4:42.2.
120 H.H. - 1. Almoney (LH),
2. Ellis (LH), 3. Shcultz (S), 4.
Mingos (LH).T— 15.6.
440 — 1. §imcoe (LH), 2. Cianfarano (Mi, 3. C. Bower (LH).4.
Healy (M).T —51.0.
100 — 1. Moody (M». 3, Weimer
(S), 3. Slater (M). 4. Hoffman
(LH).T-10,45
880 — I. Jeroleman iM). 2,
Podgajny iLH>. 3. G. Bower
(LHI. 4. Brooks (LH).T —2:00.2
440 LH. - 1. Ellis (LH), 2,
Almoney (LHi, 3. Raymond (M)
4, Wagner (Sl. T —59.1.
220 — 1. Cianfamo (Ml, 2.
Simcoe (LH). 3. tie. Weimer (S)
and Moody ( M ) . T - 2 2 6.
Two-mile — 1. Mosebrook
(LHl, 2. Gordon (LH), 3. McGill
(SI. 4. Harnish (LH i T — 9:57.2.
Mile relay — 1. Mansfield. 2.
Lock Haven. 3. Shippensburg. T
-3:23.3.
FIELD
.Shot — ), Kauffman iS), 2.
Kline iLHi. 3. Fritz (Sl. 3.
BaemertS I.D —45-2.
Discus — 1. Kauffman (S). 2.
Fritz (S:. 3. Beamer (S), 4.
Ha,ves(LH).D-134-9.
High jump— 1, Kitchen (LH),
2. Grundy (M). 3. Taylor (LH). 4.
Crosbv ( L H I H - 6 - 2 .
Pole Vault — 1. Gorman (S). 2.
Hess I LHl. 3 Sipe (S). 4. Wiser
(Sl.H - l2-8i|i
Long jump — 1 Seitz (LH), 2.
Hess (LHl. 3, Mcr.olis (LHl, 4.
Eylor ( S i . D - 19-11.
Javelin - 1. Parkhill (LHl, 2.
McNelis (LH). 3. Campagna
(LHl, 4. Linn (S). D - 1864
Triple jump - 1. McNelis
(LH), 2. Campagna (LHl, 3.
Sherhjck (SL 4. F;yler iSi. D 41-3-11,
EAULE EYE CLASSF^ES
F T .•i:il- • M'lndii S u p r . 40.
tiivi .Inhn l
May you rush into a Hquor store on your twenty first birthday and
have the proprietor sell you everything: your heart desires withcuit
once asking for proof of your age.
May you faithfully atteiwi a class every Mniiday. Wednesday and
Friday and find out a week before the final thiU ifs a five hour
course.
May you crumble and throw away your solutions to an exam and
hand in the scratch paper.
May you flunk the requirefl lab in a sex education class
May you return home from a ("anadian vacation and find your draft
notice in the mail.
Welcome To
The
HAVEN'
( OTELLO BURKE
i
All-Chicago
( onKDR
Lost nijninn C P . O , P i c k e d
up in
pool a r e a
Somrqne
s w i t c h e d C . P . O ' s with m i n e .
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All-State
Ills.
Basketball Player
Quotation of the Day
student's potential for higher
learning . . . With heterosexual mixing in the dorms,
many students are spiffing u p
their lairs with new draperies
and bedspreads in swinging
patterns made from—no-iron
sheets! Martex and Lady
Pepperell sell them cheaper
than if you bought them by
the yard ; . . Lavatory Scoop:
"Little Orphan Annie Puts
Out." To which some spoilsport postscripted, "Yeah, but
forget it." . .. . The Flippant
Hen is an egg in a short glass
of beer . . . What birthday
present to give .the guy who
has everything? A heavy
dosage of antibiotics . . . The
two most obscene four-letter
words in the English language: hate, kill . . . Some
University of Minnesota students were asked the advice
they'd give their younger
brothers and sisters. A few r e plies: "Believe in education."
"Learn to feel." "Love life
and other people." "Do your
own thing—but do it well."
. . . There's a nice clean old
man in Cambridge
who
makes dresses for expectant
m a m m a s and the townies all
call him a mother frocker . . .
The flakiest announcement
from that spaced-out oleo heir
was that he plann'ed to h a v e
14 children. That's too much
over-populating (by about
700% by anybody no m a t t e r
how rich, Kennedys included
. . . In England, where animal
love runs high, hair coats are
pacey this winter. Hair's
bought from Asian women
. . . Split from dull company
by saying, "Time to get back
to
my
omphaloskepsis."
(Turning on through contemplation of t h e navel) . . .
Beat Winter: Hug lots.
BASEBALL
LHS Bald Eagles
vs.
BSC Huskies
doubleheader begins
at 1:00p.m.
Woolrich Field
Tomorrow
The Soul Hole
"We have seen all too clearly that there are men—
now in power in this country—who do not respect dissent, who cannot cope with turmoil, and who believe
that the people of America are ready to support repression as long as it is done with a quiet voice and a
business suit. And it is up to us to prove that they are
wrong."—Mayor Lindsay.
Friday April 24th
Entertainment By
Patty Speth
Open 8-12 pm
May you be among a group of hi[>i»ies who have iie^un a sit-in inside
a condemned university building
May you receive a letter from your i^irl with u jMistaue due. pay the
six cents, and then find out you're being jiltf^i
SUMMER POSITIONS AT BOY'S CAMP
May you be told that you're a man ahead of your time and later discover that you've forgotten to take your watch off daylight savings
time.
Counselors-June
May your professor collect the only homework assignment you failed
to do.
s w i m m i n g (WSI), s a i l i n g , m u s i c ( p i a n o , ) a r c h e r y , b a s e b a l l a n d
May you have the same name :L< thiselling narcotics.
tuil.ni who was arrested for
May you learn that the guy you ju'^t insulte'
football team.
May your father's favorite express'oii hr
your age we didn't have . . . "
May you be introduced to a girl with ;t
May all your exams include that <>fessor wouldn't ask.
ROXY
V
nue
s the captain of the
Fine
staff
fellowship.
Openings include
METTtOGOLDWyN
MAYER
WILUAMWYLERS
PRESENTAT
b a s k e t b a l l c o a c h e s , t e n n i s (14 c o u r t s , ) g e n e r a l with younger
campers.
allowance.
L o c a t e d in S o u t h e r n M a i n e .
Fine s a l a r i e s , travel
Write fully t o Morton J . G o l d m a n , 6 3 A r l e i g h R o a d ,
G r e a t N e c k , L . I , N e w York 11021 c / o C a m p T a k a j o .
know, when I was
Minality."
ire the pro-
SUMMER CAMP POSITIONS FOR MEN ANO WOMEN
TONITE 7&9:30
.'CHIPS' ONE OF THE TEN BEST!
Peter OTcole Petula Clark
"Goodbye, fflr.CHips"
B-sj'
26 to A u g u s t 2 4 .
Men from a l l p a r t s of c o u n t r y a n d E u r o p e .
Now thru April 28
•tsion* iind Metrocolor
Exciting work at boy's or co ed camps—June 24 to August 25.
Fine staff fellowship from all parts of the country and Europe.
Openings include swimming, sailing, water skiing, motor boat
driving, piano, folk music, guitar, archery, baseball and
basketball coaches, tennis, science, woodwork. Located in
cultural areas of Massachusettes and Maine. Fine salaries.
Write fully. Robert Kinoy, Camp Taconic, 451 West End Ave,,
New York, N. Y. 10024.
WIDE SCREEN
STEREOPHONIC S O U N D
MFTRO'~'^I.OR
One snowing 7:30 P.M.
^turday Even!no
6:30"9:10 P.M.
Sunday
Coiitinuous from 2:UU P.M.
I
r Life Span Study
p e n i l e Iroiil >.lriams c a n he
l i v e t i m e s .IS p r ( i d i u l ) \ e a s l e s s
U r l i l c s l i i . \ i i n s . SLI\ / o o l n g i s l s
Knlu-il C S(, lu'tcr oi 1 o e k H-iven
Si.iU- UIKI l'.Ll\>.in I.. C o o p e r of
P e n n SuiK-.
I lu-\ find thiil
\
-
in t h r e e y e a r s .
In the l e s s
fertile s t r e a m s , four y e a r s a r e
needed to r e a c h this s i z e .
C h e m i s t r y of the w a t e r s e e m s
lo m a k e the d i f f e r e n c e .
The
s t u d i e s i n d i c a t e d t h a i the h e l t e i
Iroul s t r e a m s form in a g r i c u l t u r a l
v a l l e y s liaving
numerous limestone
outeroppings.
Such
w a l e r s a r e a l k a l i n e or " s w e e t " .
T h e s e s t r e a m botlon-.s lend l o
be c o v e r e d w i t h b e d s of u a l e r cress,
waterweed
and
>\aler
speedwell.
Such
streams
support
other
animal
life
in
a d d i t ion to f i s h .
tcrtil'" . s l i i a i n s t a n piociuee 26K
p o u n d s ol h n i o k l i o u i per a c r e
a n n u a l h . t o m p . i r e d to o n l \ 52
p o u n d s per a c r e liont ihe l e s s
fertile streams,
Howe\ei.
such
annua!
prod u c t i o n is si'Uioni ! i a r \ e s l e d hv
fisheriiKji.
according
to
Drs.
Scherer
and
C'oopci.
'I he s
report
'hat
Icrtilc
sireams
generally provide anglers uitii
On Ihc o t h e r h a n d .
vegetation
a b o u l h'' p o u n d s
ol I i s h per
IS r a r e in l e s s f e r t i l e s t r e a m s
acre.
T h e a v e r a g e v i e l d lor
b e i n g niosll\- u n i d e n t i f i e d m o s s e s ,
the l e s s f e r i i l c w a l e r s is alioiu
I h c w a i e r is n u c h l e s s a l k a l i n e
10 p o u n d s per a c r e .
t h a n lol the b e l l e l i o u l s t r e a m s ,
In b o t h i n s t a n c e s , y i e l d s a r e
riic s o i l s a i c I..lined l a r g e l y from
r e d u c e d by r e s t r i c t i o n s o n f i s h i n g
s a n d s t o n e .nu! s h . i l e . T h e c o m a n d hy
natural -nortaliiy
^nd
' h , ; l l.irge dil'terp,i
l i m i t e d life s p a n , t h e z o o l o g i s t s
are
mil • K i l l s
in
piar,:
claim.
Their
findings
have
d i l l creilC(.'s
I esptiii h i e l o , ;
been
published
hy the
Agriin trout produc i J
cultural Kxperimenl Station al
i>, l i \ c a:
While a lew i
Penn S l a t e .
I l h I c l l lie
long a s s i \ \ I ,,
ConiiTuring
iroul
waters
in
li.up t
and less icini
Cumberlantl
and
L y c o m i n g 91) p e i c e i i ! )l !'
..! spc.i
counties.
Drs.
Scherer
and
mens are ;,ikc"
Cooper
observed
that
brook
one s e a s o n .
irout
111 f e r i l l e s t r e a m s
grow
Dr.
Seheiei.
f a s t e r , m a i u r e al a l a r g e r s i z e
Jersey
Shore.
t h a n trout in l e s s f e r t i l e s t r e a m s ,
professor
ot
and " l a i n t a i n l.irger p o p u l a t i o n s
Haven
Slate
111 f e r t i l e s l i e a i i i s . b r o o k t r o u t
member ,>f t h e
reach
the
legal
takehome
1965.
He e
l e n g t h of s i x i n c h e s or l o n g e r
M.S. and
hi-
^
^
i£^.'
lairesi
VMi.o
1'' ^
Principal
I -i • •
omlais
Si !"
Re.isonabh\.
(. Ib.c «io,ip~
poiblciir- ••< I." i i ^ i •
s u i d c n i r i c c d m , - ., ..'•
n g t i l s • il ili' j^' • .
IS the s l i i d r n l 0\c<
mil I du..,
iiinistiatois
ilio.i.L
s\ K a m a
,in'
p
lend Ihe c u t !
•.
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''
b e i n g beUI
..p.
n
' i
the d i \ i s i . . i ,
.1 ~ c . . " i l . o - •, d •
uc.itn-n .n ,1 ' b . '
il... .ii; "•.! 1;
•.elopiiiciii .eni.M .ii | ... k Ifi on
St.itc ( • . . l l c g c .
The best way of avenging
thyself
is not to become
"llow
Can
Ihe
Secondarv
,, ,
, „
1 , ^ t i i ^ c. ,11
School P r i n c i p a l and His stall
,.
like the
Cope with tlie Present Student
Marcus Aureluis Antoninus
wrongdoer.
=>
Fri. April 24, 1970
NSi iiiiiiill llnii
tm m *»
Stevenson Library
Dedicated
M e m b e r s of t h e P e n n s y l v a n i a
L i b r a r y /Xssoc i a l i o n , w h o w i l l
be holding their a n n u a l confer1 I bl ,1 1 \ .
e n c e a t L o c k H a v e n on A p r i l
I'l lor l o j o i n i n g t h e
Pcnn2 3 - 2 4 , w i l l a t t e n d the d e d i c a t i o o ,
sv K a m a s t a t e library s t a f f , h e
a l o n g w i t h i n v i t e d g u e s t " Irom t h e
i . i s l i b r a r i a n of the l ^ n c a s l e r
c o m m u n i t y a n d m e m b e r s of t h e
I
P u b l i c L i b r a r y . He i s a
c o l l e g e f a c u l t y and s t a f f .
, ' . 1 g i . u l u a l e of O b e r l i n C o l l e g e
Dr. G i l m o r e Warner, w h o is
' . I .',11 ned h i s d e g r e e in l i b r a r y
r e t i r i n g at t h e end of the 1 9 6 9 - 7 0
• • 'I'l e ,il Ibe W e s i e r n R e s e r v e
a c a d e m i c y e a r , will p r e s i d e al
I . . ' i s i u I ibrary S c h o o l in 1938- t h e e e r e m o n v .
slate
iibrarx.
His
experience
d a t e d liack t o l y i H . w h e n h e
b e g a n woi Icing for the New York
be Included
. ,• ' ' .
Publication
"I
.Sl n b i i e r s
last
111 h,is p u b l i s h e d t w o
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Student Unrest Discu
At Conference
SUident u n r e s t u i U be t h e
main t o p i c of d i s c u s s i o n at t h e
regional
workshop
conference
being sponsored
o n .April ^(j
by t h e S e c o n d a r y S c h o o l p n i i c i p a l s A s s o c i a t i o n of C e n t r a l
Pennsylvania
at
Lock
Haven
Slate
College's
Camp ll;ile-lo
leave-il.
Following
an
address
on
" S t u d e n i ' F r e e d o m s ' and U n r e s t
b\
Stephen
R. ( i o l d s l e i n . a s s o c i a t e p r o f e s s o r o\' law al the
U n i v e r s i t y of P e n n s y l v a n i a I,aw
School, group d i s c u s s i o n s will
b e h e l d on t h e s e t o p i c s :
"Whal are A c c e p t a b l e Studeni
' F r e e d o m s ' in T o d a y ' s S e c o n d a r y
Schools>"
'•What
are
ihe
Legal Responsibililies
of a
Seeondarv
P r i n c i p a l in O p e r a t i n g H i s S c h o o l
^
LOCK HAYEK STATE COLLEGE
Vol Xill No. 100
Slate.
I
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• Mai 1
„pb,
.
Sl
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fs
1 ! "
. r
. •!/ s f
• '
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l l -
io,ipKir
the
ion
in •
i. a s
;ei, ooi; . .f p.ifiiis. Whiill
Wards
"
I'd ... hi! k. I
for p u b l i i ,ii ion.
Slew arl s
poems
articles.
.\t\i\ hook r c v i e ' A s h a c e a p i > e a r e d
III both s c h o l a r l v a n d g e n e r a l
ir.ieiesi
magazines.
and
his
t s o g i a p h v IS a l r e a d v i n c l u d e d in
Ihe Dirritiir'
o j \mttri of
Young
I'.'.elli an l / l ( / i " r s .
Stewart l e a c h e s the P o e t r y
V\orkshop
in
the
program
in
e r e a l i \ e writing al l.HS.
CreativeWriting
WorkshopTopic
Another Fee Rises
R e g i s t r a t i o n fee for a l l P e n n s y l v a n i a p a s s e n g e r c a r s is $ 1 4 .
T h i s fee m u s t a e o o m p a n y t h e
l i c e n s e a p p l i c a t i o n w h e n it is
s e n t in for r e n e w a l .
Since
the
legislature
has
c o m p l e t e d a c t i o n on r a i s i n g t h e
f e e s . A p p l i c a t i o n s are now bei n g m a i l e d lo c a r o w n e r s . T h i s
is b e i n g d o n e in a c c o r d w i t h
t i t l e n u m b e r s w i l h o w n e r s of
newest ears
getting their applications firsl.
A s p e c i a l p r o v i s i o n of
new l a w p r o v i d e s r e l i e f for
er p e r s o n s . T h o s e w h o a r e
t i r e d or l i v i n g o n p e n s i o n s
gel a $4 r e f u n d . T o q u a l i f y
m u s t h a v e a n n u a l i n c o m e of
Ihal $ 3 , 5 0 0 i n c l u d i n g their
cial Security.
iVhat Do You Want...BLOOD?
the
oldremay
they
less
So-
Revolutions are like the most
noxious dung heaps which
bring into life the noblest
vegetables.
Napoleon I
Joseph Nicholson, assislanl
p r o f e s s o r of L n g l i s h a t L o c k
Haven
Slate
College,
will
c o n d u c t a w o r k s h o p in c r e a t i v e
w r i t i n g al t h e C e n t r a l
Region
Pennsylvania Scholastic P r e s s
Association Conference
today
at J e r s e y S h o r e A r e a S e n i o r
High School.
The
w o r k s h o p will
examine
samples
of
student
creative
w r i t i n g and c o n s i d e r
problems
c o n f r o n t i n g s t u d e n i e d i t o r s of
literary m a g a z i n e s .
Mr. N i c h o l s o n , w h o s e s t o r i e s
h a v e a p p e a r e d in m a n y m a g a z i n e s ,
t e a c h e s f i c t i o n w r i t i n g at L o c k
H a v e n S t a l e and w a s
formerly
Ihe f i c t i o n e d i t o r for C H R Y S A L I S
REVIEW, a west coast literary
magazine
of
the
mid-sixties,
which
attempted
lo
attract
recognition
for
young
writers
by p u b l i s h i n g
Iheir w o r k s
in
conjunction
with
such
wellknown
authois
as
William
Saroyon,
James
T.
F a r r e l 1,
and l . e s ; . c F i e d l e r .
LHS Captures Tri-meet
EN
Bands will be the big .sound
of the 1970's. Not bantis like
mom 'n pop dog-trotted to
back in the 1940's. But brass
and saxes added to the basic
guitar-organ-drum mix. . . .
If Nixon's against pollution,
can pollution be all bad? . . .
Latest craze of the Jet Setters in Acapulco is parachute
riding. They float high above
the Bay attached to a speedboat by a long cord . . .
Rape is a harshly won piece.
. . . From National Institute
of Health study on alcoholism you can infer
your
chances of getting hooked on
h a r d sauce a r e least IF:
you're a Jewish farmer who
dropped out of high school,
you live in the Texas Panhandle, and you don't pal
around with any Irish executives in their upper 40's. . . .
One plump dowager to another: "Somehow you don't
h e a r much any more .about
the dear old a l m a mater." . . .
Students around the world
will be aping our big Environmental Teach-in (April
22). . . . Some hip jargon a
little m o r e advanced t h a n
rap, cop out, uptight, etc.,
etc.: ofl' the wall—foolish,
ridiculous; brights — days;
later—so long; tough'—goodlooking; on time—satisfactory; he ripped me off—he
told me about a job; TCB—
take care of business . . .
Most Ph.D. theses consist of
digging up the bones from
one tomb and neatly rearranging them for burial in
another. . . . An Agnew supporter is not a Greek-made
jock strap . . . Didja know
your ears never stop growing? . . . Bully for Bowdoin
for dropping College Boards
as a biased way of gauging a
Clip Ship a n d Bloom
by N i b s G o r d o n
The
Ltrck H a v e n S t a l e t r a c k
and
field
team
overpowered
S h i p p e n s b u r g a n d B l o o m s b u r g on
W e d n e s d a y , c a p t u r i n g nine f i r s t s
a n d d i s p l a y i n g a m a z i n g d e p t h in
some e v e n t s . T h e final score was
LHS 9 7 , SSC 45'/2, BSC 38V2.
T h e E a g l e s p l a c e d three men
in t h e h i g h j u m p , j a v e l i n , long
j u m p , h i g h h u r d l e s , 8 8 0 . a n d 2m i l e 10 p r o v i d e t h e d p e t h . Sine r s for the F . a g l e s w e r e (lireg
K i t c h e n in t h e h i g h t u m p , B r u c e
P a r k h i l l in t h e
l a v e l m . Rick
S e i t z , the l o n g j u m p , Hill McNeli s , t h e t r i p l e j u m p , S t e v e I^ixlg a j n y , the m i l e , B y r o n A l m o n e y .
t h e h i g h h u r d l e s , C h a r l i e Sinico
t h e 4 4 0 , T o m E l l i s , t h e intenru i.
ate h u r d l e s , and Dave M o s e b r o o k .
t h e t w o m.ile.
Along with the nine winners
outstanding performances
came
from G a l e n H e s s •A'ho s e t a
s c h o o l r e c o r d of 1 2 ' 8 y 2 " in p l a c i n g s e d o n d in t h e p o l e v a u l t .
Bill Kline w i t h a 43'8y2" shot-
pul, V I C Campagna with a 40'9'/4"
triple lump, P o d g a j n y with a
2:01-2 880 along w i t h his wining m i l e , J o h n M i n g o s with 16.7
high h u r d l e s , C h r i s Bower w i l h
a 5 1 . 3 .140, S i m c o e w i t h a 2 2 - 7
2 2 0 , Nih'; Gordon w i t h a 1 0 : 0 8 - 2
two m i l e , George
Bower, and
two m i l e , Beorge Bower, and
Byron B r o o k s w i t h 2 : 0 1 . 3 and
l : 0 1 - 8 880's> a n d t h e m i l e r e l a y
team, of c h r i s B o w e r , K e i t h Ride r , Mike S o y k a , a n d C h a r l i e Simcoe with a s e a s o n ' s best 3:33.9.
Comnienting
on
the
meet.
Coach
Iin. D o l a n s a i d , " O u r
ICa
a i e n d o u s iob t o d a y .
1
li w i t h m o s t of our
u e e s . "this meet s h o w s
, iivenient that a l l our m e n
a t e m a k i n g . We h a v e t w o t o u g h
m e e t s next week a q a i n s t Bloomsb u r g and S l i p p e r y R o c k . Our t e a m
i s slKipiiisi into a s o l i d unit n o w . "
, .5-1, w i l l c o m p e t e
in o
.11 F r o n t i e r R e l a y s
in B u f f a l o ,
urday.
New
\ork
this
liindoiushoPPing
WITH
watiy SDvvaRDS
This week "\VinHowsho|)[>ing" pxaminrc thr ^ricnce nf ciir.sinf;
your fellow student. I mainiain that a lorw; siring ot fimr-U'tter AnyloSaxon words does little more than raise an t-yfbro\\ ol iiidsi •^tudcnt.^.
and therefore. 1 will not ^.u^iif-st Mshtu yAn:i<.cs such as ' , ' £ ' " : ' " * ' or
the more f>opular '$_ ^")("":''' I will lifUt-vtr introduce yuu tti my
entirely new concept of verbally altifkiii,'/ ihi'"- indn'iduals who chiwise
to cross your path. I call it thr manly irt nt 'wi-hinL' minnr CiUjtstrophies." By "wishing" one of the followmu Mt'ms ujMin the next
annoyinjj character, youll experience that tcslatit sati'iactinn which
neither profanity nor feeble insult can derive It ynu like, you may
keep this article in your wallet for future rt i'ercuce 1 ju>t h(t|H.' the
guy you pick the argument with doesnt have ^he artitU' ton
Here are the catastrophes:
May your English Literature proic -o- i.iii A-['->^, (lurini: one of his
own lectures.
May you get fixed up with a lilind date and ha-.c iu': -t .•lni:-tyv doL'
bite you.
May your mother's cooking be worst .t.^n that of the doim cafeteria
-!>, notcl)onks. a
May you go to the campus b(K)kst' '
clerk behinrl the
pack of i^encils, and two pens an^
checkout counter politely ask you, "Wili tiiat \'r ill- '
May your student I . D . picture look v,.ri . .>,ii,-- i,i ,mr oi the photographs hanging on the post office v
May your roommate own a I(X) W:IM aoipniur .md 75 sound effect
records.
May your instructor call on yon just ;L- vou're \ uttinu the finishing
touches on a most elaborate doodle in your notebook.
Sat-
TRACK
440 Relay 8 1. Mansfield, 2.
Shippensburg, 3. Lock Haven. T
-45.1.
Mile — 1 Podgajny (LH)
Mosebrook iLH), 3. McGill, (S),
4. Abell (M).T-4:42.2.
120 H.H. - 1. Almoney (LH),
2. Ellis (LH), 3. Shcultz (S), 4.
Mingos (LH).T— 15.6.
440 — 1. §imcoe (LH), 2. Cianfarano (Mi, 3. C. Bower (LH).4.
Healy (M).T —51.0.
100 — 1. Moody (M». 3, Weimer
(S), 3. Slater (M). 4. Hoffman
(LH).T-10,45
880 — I. Jeroleman iM). 2,
Podgajny iLH>. 3. G. Bower
(LHI. 4. Brooks (LH).T —2:00.2
440 LH. - 1. Ellis (LH), 2,
Almoney (LHi, 3. Raymond (M)
4, Wagner (Sl. T —59.1.
220 — 1. Cianfamo (Ml, 2.
Simcoe (LH). 3. tie. Weimer (S)
and Moody ( M ) . T - 2 2 6.
Two-mile — 1. Mosebrook
(LHl, 2. Gordon (LH), 3. McGill
(SI. 4. Harnish (LH i T — 9:57.2.
Mile relay — 1. Mansfield. 2.
Lock Haven. 3. Shippensburg. T
-3:23.3.
FIELD
.Shot — ), Kauffman iS), 2.
Kline iLHi. 3. Fritz (Sl. 3.
BaemertS I.D —45-2.
Discus — 1. Kauffman (S). 2.
Fritz (S:. 3. Beamer (S), 4.
Ha,ves(LH).D-134-9.
High jump— 1, Kitchen (LH),
2. Grundy (M). 3. Taylor (LH). 4.
Crosbv ( L H I H - 6 - 2 .
Pole Vault — 1. Gorman (S). 2.
Hess I LHl. 3 Sipe (S). 4. Wiser
(Sl.H - l2-8i|i
Long jump — 1 Seitz (LH), 2.
Hess (LHl. 3, Mcr.olis (LHl, 4.
Eylor ( S i . D - 19-11.
Javelin - 1. Parkhill (LHl, 2.
McNelis (LH). 3. Campagna
(LHl, 4. Linn (S). D - 1864
Triple jump - 1. McNelis
(LH), 2. Campagna (LHl, 3.
Sherhjck (SL 4. F;yler iSi. D 41-3-11,
EAULE EYE CLASSF^ES
F T .•i:il- • M'lndii S u p r . 40.
tiivi .Inhn l
May you rush into a Hquor store on your twenty first birthday and
have the proprietor sell you everything: your heart desires withcuit
once asking for proof of your age.
May you faithfully atteiwi a class every Mniiday. Wednesday and
Friday and find out a week before the final thiU ifs a five hour
course.
May you crumble and throw away your solutions to an exam and
hand in the scratch paper.
May you flunk the requirefl lab in a sex education class
May you return home from a ("anadian vacation and find your draft
notice in the mail.
Welcome To
The
HAVEN'
( OTELLO BURKE
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All-Chicago
( onKDR
Lost nijninn C P . O , P i c k e d
up in
pool a r e a
Somrqne
s w i t c h e d C . P . O ' s with m i n e .
Cont.TCt 1 « i i p p North .106
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All-State
Ills.
Basketball Player
Quotation of the Day
student's potential for higher
learning . . . With heterosexual mixing in the dorms,
many students are spiffing u p
their lairs with new draperies
and bedspreads in swinging
patterns made from—no-iron
sheets! Martex and Lady
Pepperell sell them cheaper
than if you bought them by
the yard ; . . Lavatory Scoop:
"Little Orphan Annie Puts
Out." To which some spoilsport postscripted, "Yeah, but
forget it." . .. . The Flippant
Hen is an egg in a short glass
of beer . . . What birthday
present to give .the guy who
has everything? A heavy
dosage of antibiotics . . . The
two most obscene four-letter
words in the English language: hate, kill . . . Some
University of Minnesota students were asked the advice
they'd give their younger
brothers and sisters. A few r e plies: "Believe in education."
"Learn to feel." "Love life
and other people." "Do your
own thing—but do it well."
. . . There's a nice clean old
man in Cambridge
who
makes dresses for expectant
m a m m a s and the townies all
call him a mother frocker . . .
The flakiest announcement
from that spaced-out oleo heir
was that he plann'ed to h a v e
14 children. That's too much
over-populating (by about
700% by anybody no m a t t e r
how rich, Kennedys included
. . . In England, where animal
love runs high, hair coats are
pacey this winter. Hair's
bought from Asian women
. . . Split from dull company
by saying, "Time to get back
to
my
omphaloskepsis."
(Turning on through contemplation of t h e navel) . . .
Beat Winter: Hug lots.
BASEBALL
LHS Bald Eagles
vs.
BSC Huskies
doubleheader begins
at 1:00p.m.
Woolrich Field
Tomorrow
The Soul Hole
"We have seen all too clearly that there are men—
now in power in this country—who do not respect dissent, who cannot cope with turmoil, and who believe
that the people of America are ready to support repression as long as it is done with a quiet voice and a
business suit. And it is up to us to prove that they are
wrong."—Mayor Lindsay.
Friday April 24th
Entertainment By
Patty Speth
Open 8-12 pm
May you be among a group of hi[>i»ies who have iie^un a sit-in inside
a condemned university building
May you receive a letter from your i^irl with u jMistaue due. pay the
six cents, and then find out you're being jiltf^i
SUMMER POSITIONS AT BOY'S CAMP
May you be told that you're a man ahead of your time and later discover that you've forgotten to take your watch off daylight savings
time.
Counselors-June
May your professor collect the only homework assignment you failed
to do.
s w i m m i n g (WSI), s a i l i n g , m u s i c ( p i a n o , ) a r c h e r y , b a s e b a l l a n d
May you have the same name :L< thiselling narcotics.
tuil.ni who was arrested for
May you learn that the guy you ju'^t insulte'
football team.
May your father's favorite express'oii hr
your age we didn't have . . . "
May you be introduced to a girl with ;t
May all your exams include that <>fessor wouldn't ask.
ROXY
V
nue
s the captain of the
Fine
staff
fellowship.
Openings include
METTtOGOLDWyN
MAYER
WILUAMWYLERS
PRESENTAT
b a s k e t b a l l c o a c h e s , t e n n i s (14 c o u r t s , ) g e n e r a l with younger
campers.
allowance.
L o c a t e d in S o u t h e r n M a i n e .
Fine s a l a r i e s , travel
Write fully t o Morton J . G o l d m a n , 6 3 A r l e i g h R o a d ,
G r e a t N e c k , L . I , N e w York 11021 c / o C a m p T a k a j o .
know, when I was
Minality."
ire the pro-
SUMMER CAMP POSITIONS FOR MEN ANO WOMEN
TONITE 7&9:30
.'CHIPS' ONE OF THE TEN BEST!
Peter OTcole Petula Clark
"Goodbye, fflr.CHips"
B-sj'
26 to A u g u s t 2 4 .
Men from a l l p a r t s of c o u n t r y a n d E u r o p e .
Now thru April 28
•tsion* iind Metrocolor
Exciting work at boy's or co ed camps—June 24 to August 25.
Fine staff fellowship from all parts of the country and Europe.
Openings include swimming, sailing, water skiing, motor boat
driving, piano, folk music, guitar, archery, baseball and
basketball coaches, tennis, science, woodwork. Located in
cultural areas of Massachusettes and Maine. Fine salaries.
Write fully. Robert Kinoy, Camp Taconic, 451 West End Ave,,
New York, N. Y. 10024.
WIDE SCREEN
STEREOPHONIC S O U N D
MFTRO'~'^I.OR
One snowing 7:30 P.M.
^turday Even!no
6:30"9:10 P.M.
Sunday
Coiitinuous from 2:UU P.M.
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