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October 11, 2002

Sigle, Kokoszka crowned in Homecoming victory
pins. The court was able to raise
$1166 for a local breast cancer
charity.
Saturday morning, the court
Once upon a time there were
was ushered through town, in
10 very exhausted guys and girls
Haven's
annual
all lined up in a row, waiting and Lock
Each
Homecoming
parade.
anticipating the moment that
court couple was driven through
would change their lives forevtown in their own car; many couer. .well, maybe not forever, but
ples threw candy and enjoyed
it would give them a dam good
their last minutes ofroyalty. For
reason to celebrate!
many, they had a wonderful
Beyond the celebration howweek, and it boosted a lot of
ever, there is the pride and wonschool spirit. Jay Kline said,
derful feeling that George Sigle
"This
was a fun week, every
and Brooke Kokozka felt when
week, should be like this,
school
they were crowned king and
there
is
so much school spirit!"
queen, after giving and doing so
however, this week
For
some
for
Lock
Haven
much
stressful, Booke
was
very
University.
Kokozka
visited
the hospital late
For many of the 2002
for
a migraine,
Friday
night,
Homecoming court, it was an
on by stress, but this all
brought
exhausting week, a whirlwind of
away after she was
places to go and things to do. melted
crowned
2002 Homecoming
Friday of last week was denim
she
exclaimed to her
queen,
week; the court wore jeans and
friends
as
she
walked off the
sold breast cancer awareness

Jessica Leshin
The Eagle Eye

.

Two students
nabbed in
drug bust
Anastasia Bannikova
Staff Reporter
Two LHU students were
arrested for possession ofmarijuana with intent of delivery last
The East Task Force arrested
Edward Patrick Pawlak, 21, and
Matthew Jon Corcoran, 19, of 310
North Hanna Street. The police
said that one of the suspects sold
marijuana to an undercover

informant twice last week. District
Judge Maggs arraigned the two
men. The students were committed to Clinton County Correctional
Facility with a bail of $75,000
each.
According to Lock Haven
Police officials, the search in
Pawlak's bedroom revealed $4120
in cash and one ounce ofmarijuana and drug paraphernalia while
Corcoran's had one quarter pound
ofmarijuana. Bureau of Narcotics
Investigation, Lock Haven Police
Department, Pine Creek Police
Department, Mill Hall Police
Department, Woodward Twp.
Police Department and Clinton
County Sheriffs Office assisted in
the search.
See Drug Bust page 3

field, "I did not expect it, I was
like, you have got to be kidding
me, I really can't believe it!"
George Sigle, was, "So surprised
with the final outcome, I had
such a good time, even though I
am exhausted! I would like to
thank my fraternity brothers and
my partner Brooke Wiker for all
the help and support that she has
given to me."
Melissa Kraft, George's girlfriend, was very proud and said,
" He really wanted this a lot, he
has done so much to achieve this
title, I am just so happy for him!"
Each court couple brought an
interesting element to this year's
court, and it just might have been
a wonderful Homecoming year
because of this.
Stephanie Brown/The Eagle Eye

See Homecoming page 3

Students

Homecoming king and queen George Sigle and Brooke Kokoszka were
crowned at Saturday's football game against Cheyney.

Fighting

Cancer

Nick Malawskey
Staff Reporter

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Several students
place in speech
tournament
Kanchan Mahara
Staff Reporter

ver the past two weeks, the Havens Activities Council, in

coordination with the Student Cooperative Council, has
raised $ 1200 to help support the fight against breast cancer.
The fundraiser, which began with HAC members selling pink ribbons
for any donation larger than 5 dollars, continued until the homecoming
football game, where a banner signed by many ofthose who donated
money was displayed.
To collect the donations, HAC members sold the little pink ribbons,
during the week prior to homecoming, the Homecoming Court walked
around campus collecting money in donation buckets. The Haven
Activities Council was also involved in the nationally held "denim day"
which took place last Friday. HAC had a table in lower Bentley in coordination with ZTA, SCC, and Chuck Yorks from Protestant Campus
Ministries which contained information about the fight against breast
cancer, a donation box for spare change, and the banner which was later
displayed at the home coming game which people were invited to sign.
Said Brooke Wiker ofthe week's events "Overall, it was a huge success
and we're looking to do it again, or something similar next year or even
next semester. It was nice to have a different twist to homecoming."
When all was said and done, the HAC had raised $1,200. The pins
alone generated an amazing $750 while the homecoming court raised an
equally impressive $450. All ofthe money raised goes to support the
Susan G Komen Breast Cancer Foundation that has been aiding the
search for a cure for twenty years.
Brooke Wiker had these words for those who wishthe join the strugPhoto courtesy of Brooke Wiker
gle against this terrible disease: "College students can help the cause by
getting involved and educated! There is tons of information, organizations, and places they can go to find out about breast cancer and what to HAC, assisted by SCC and ZTA, raised $1200 to
do to check themselves and support the fight against it and counseling donate to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer
for loved ones who have it, etc.. The possibilities are endless. Programs Foundation to support the fight against breast cancan be brought to universities and ...it goes on and on."
cer. From left to right, Carrie Witherel, Amy Koacik,

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and Michelle Briggs sit at a table in Bentley to collect donations from students.

The
formed
newly
Forensics Team performed
exceptionally well in their first
speech tournament, held at
Bloomsburg University on
Sept. 28.
Eleven LHU students competed in 17 event slots.
Matt Bergerstock won sec-

ond place in communication
analysis
and
informative
With these two awards,
Bergerstock qualified for the
National Forensic Tournament
in both events.
Lilit Poghossian won fourth
place and Anthony Yettler won
fifth place in informative
speech. Poghossian also won
Honorable Mentions in the
events of impromptu speech
and persuasive speech.
Micah Smith and Jessica
Miller won fifth and sixth place
respectively in after-dinner
speech. Both Smith and Miller
also won Honorable Mentions
in impromptu speech.
See Forensics page 3

Pyle reminds students about the grave dangers of alcohol abuse
Sean Dooley
Editor in Chief

Twenty-five percent of college
students are hurt academically
because of the alcohol. Four hundred thousand have unprotected
sex because ofbad alcohol-related
decisions. And another 600,000
students drink alcohol and are then
injured a year. These are just a
few of the statistics that were read
off during a candlelight vigil to
honor college students who have
been killed or hurt because ofbad

decisions related to alcohol.
BACCHUS (Boosting Alcohol

Consciousness Concerning the
Health of University Students) had
a wrecked car on Russell Lawn for
the weekend, surrounded by tombstones with facts about alcohol
and drunk driving.
Former student Chris Little
complimented all who showed up
to the event saying that he used to
do drugs and drink but was kicked
out of the University because he
was socially unacceptable. "I've
become the person I used to make
fun of," Little said.
One of the speakers at the vigil
was Donald Pyle, the father of
Daniel Pyle, who died in a car

accident last month.
Daniel would not have," he said.
"Alcohol is the wrong thing,"
"Daniel was a typical alcoholrelated death. He didn't have a
Pyle said. "(It) is an addictive poison. Why do you need alcohol to seat belt on. He was going too
be happy? You don't." Pyle spoke fast. A parent's worst nightmare is
about a friend of his, and former to get a phone call from the police
football star who was in an alcosaying that your child has been
hol-related accident and died.
hurt. If you could have stabbed
Pyle spent a good amount of (my wife) Diane and I with a
time speaking about his son's knife, it couldn't have hurt more."
Donald said that if Daniel would
death and encouraging the students in attendance to make good have lived, that Daniel probably
would have been paralyzed for
decisions when it comes to drinking. "Alcohol prevents people life.
from doing the right thing. How
Pyle said that as much grief as
many people would purposely do he and his family have had to
something to hurt their parents? endure since Daniel's death, he is

happy that Daniel's organs were
donated and saved a few lives.
"It's a terrible tragedy that Daniel
died, but to not donate his organs
would have been worse. Daniel
saved three other lives."
Daniel's liver and pancreas
were donated to a man who is now
home from surgery. One of his
kidneys was donated to a man,
who according to Donald Pyle, is
now healthy. His other kidney
was donated to a woman who
Donald said now is very healthy
and that it is almost like she was
never sick.

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Donald Pyle speaks to students
near the wrecked car on Russell
lawn.

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Football team
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Students cite problems with American media
Visiting Lecturer joins in 'Access the World's' discussion
Lindsay Johnson
News Editor
Problems in American
media were the hot topics in
Wednesday's Access The
World lunch discussion. The
discussion revolved around
various components of media
news coverage, including
viewpoints, depth, timeliness
and presentation.
The main underlying current of the discussion was the
differences between American
and foreign media.
The feeling that Americans
tend to be very ignorant of
what is going on in the world
around them seem to be strong
among those participating in
the discussion.
"We're really not kept upto-date on what's going on
around the world," commented Matt Joyce, a junior attending the discussion.
Professors and students
cited various possible reasons
for this plague of ignorance.
Many students offered that a
possible reason why so many
American students are in the
dark when it comes to foreign
news is because they don't
care as much about what is
going on outside of America.
Students felt that this is

because it is unlikely to affect
them because they are not very
likely to travel to other countries.
Professor Jeffrey T. Frey
asserted that the gradual
devaluing of geography in
kindergarten through twelfth
grade education also contributed to this ignorance by
causing a "lack of connection"
between what the students
would hear about in the news
and what it meant to them.
Many students commented
on a separation in content they
have seen between American
media and foreign news.
American press, easily the
most ready example of free
press in the world, tends to
come from two different
sources - liberal and conservative
while foreign press
seems to sprout from one
viewpoint from each country.
Joyce pointed out a different
separation he feels
between the two kinds of
press. He noted a "harsh tone
of anti-Americanism" in news
coming from sources other
than the U.S.
Guest speaker Dr. Alan R.
Roughley reacted to Joyce's
evaluations by defending
British media in saying,
"English people have a kneejerk reaction to Americans

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that, I think, comes from
envy."
Participants in the discussion also delved into the presentation aspect of American
media. The point was made
that in today's news, stories
are presented immediately and
with much dramatization.
In reference to such major
media events as the terrorist
attacks of 9/11 and school
shootings, Joyce stated that,
"They're using scare tactics.
The media loves that."
As an explanation for this
method of presentation, sophomore Michael Hughes said,
"Shock sells."
Students also pointed out
that American media is very
in-your-face, with flashy
graphics and immediate attention-grabbers. One student
commented that the news is
presented even before one can
check their e-mail.
Conversation also touched
upon the amount of news
given away in relation to
national security and the function of journalism and media
in today's society. Roughley
referred to a quote from
reporter Wen Smith, who said,

"Today's journalists prefer to
form public opinion rather
than inform it."
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Wednesday's Access The World lunch discussion focused on problems in American
media. Guest speaker Dr. Alan R. Roughley, from Liverpool Hope University College, brought
a perspective from abroad to the discussion, led by junior Kendra Kozak.
fessors,

along

with guest
speaker Roughley, gathered at
1 p.m. in Meeting Room 2 in
the PUB on Wednesday. Pizza
and beverage refreshments

were served.

The next Access The
World lunch discussion will be
on Wed., Oct. 23 at 1 p.m. in
the PUB MPR. The topic will

be Family Structure:
my daddy? For more
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Access The World

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Liverpool professor opens visiting lecturer series
ric that would show events in a
certain light, favorable to
Christian (or Abrahamic) religious principles.
According to Roughley, the
The sixth annual internationPresident George W. Bush,
US
al visiting lecturer series at LHU
the former Mayor of New York
kicked off this past Wednesday,
City Rudolph Giuliani and The
October 9, with a presentation
Defense Secretary Donald
by Dr. Alan Roughley from Columbia, Canada, focused his Rumsfeld revoked the image of
Liverpool Hope University
research on analyzing two major Winston Churchill during the
College, England.
The unraveling of the World War II.
British newspapers
His lecture, "Ideological
The reporters used such
and The Times - and
Guardian
Structures
Media
in
coverage and analysis of terms as "barbarity," "disaster,"
their
Representations of Terrorism the September
11 attacks. His "atrocity" to describe the situaand its Aftermath" matched to
research showed that these tion in the United States, while
the main theme of the series
newspapers used a special rheto- headlines flashed "Attack on
"Faces of Terrorism and State
Response."
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gathered a full house of students
and faculty to stimulate discussion on the international situation.
Roughley, who received his
Ph. D. in English and Theory
from the University of British

Anastasia Bannikova
Staff Reporter

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Think before
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Alcohol related crashes are the leading cause of death
for young Americans, between the ages of 16 and
24years old. For all Americans between 5 and 35
years of age, motor vehicle accidents are the number
one cause of death. Over 50% of these accidents are
caused by alcohol impaired drivers.
Over 50% of all fatal highway crashes involving two
or more cars are alcohol related. Over 65% of all
fatal single car crashes are alcohol related. Over 36%
percent of all adult pedestrian accidents are alcohol
related. 80% of all fatal alcohol related auto crashes
occur between 8 pm and 8 am. 36% of all adult
pedestrian accidents involve an intoxicated pedestrian.
Statistics from the US Department of Transportation

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Wales and Northern Ireland, that
had more cynicism and doubt.
"The media has a numbing
effect, substituting objective
news coverage with sensationalism," he said.
As the public shock and outrage of those events gradually
diminished, UK reports and editorials turned to focus a reasoned, political, ethical and
social response to terrorist acts
of that day and try to establish
the political motivations that lay
behind the actions themselves.
But at the same time,
Roughley said, these representa-

tional texts were informed and
structured according to ideological positions determined by
positions of each newspaper its
editors and reporters.
The
next
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"Terrorism Doesn't Stop at
Calais: an Exploration of British
Response toward Domestic and
International Terrorism" by Dr.
Neil Ferguson of Liverpool
University College,
Hope
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of Flags. The lecture is free and
open to the public.

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exits of Mill Hall and Lock Haven.
Next weekend, the AIT sisters will have their "Rockathon"
in front of the Lock Haven University sign. The event will
begin on Fri., Oct. 18 and end on Sat., Oct. 19. Proceeds go to
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America" and "Terror in
America: the Tragedy Unfolds."
According to Roughley, The
Times used more humanistic
image of the event by printing
quotes from common New
Yorkers who witnessed the
events, while The Guardian
relied mostly on quotes from
powerful officials.
Roughley also pointed out
that since these newspapers
were published in England, they
represented a dominant contemporary view that left out the
opinion of other parts of Great
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October 23rd (Pub Room MPR)

Industrial nations recognize and utilize the nuclear family. Even industrialized nations which value
extended families, such as Japan, are slowly adapting their family structure to meet the cultural
demands that coincide with industrialized nations. Nuclear families, however, are only one of many
family structures. What variations exist within industrialized nations? What variations exist among
human kind? What function does the family unit serve?

Am I politically correct?

October 30

Politically correct: of, relation to, or supporting a broad social, political and educational change, especially to redress historical injustices in matters such as race, class, gender, and sexual orientation.
(Defined by dicitnoary.com) With the increasing awareness that surrounded the 1980's and 1990's
regarding the concept of political correctness, it is not without some error that we may have gone to
far. Political correctness has gone beyond the point ofredress for historical injustices, and created an
uncomfortable labeling of politeness. Are politically correct terms and actions covering up the true
feelings of individuals, possibly resulting in a greater injustice of hatred? How far is too far? Is it
>attle between Practicality vs. Free speech.

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11, 2002

ROTC Brief
By Eric Hatch

Local fire department recieves grant First female Battalion Commander announced
HARRISBURG—State Representative Mike Hanna is
pleased to announce that a local fire department was chosen to
receive $10,297 from the Federal Emergency Management
Agency and the US Fire Administration.
The Hope Hose Co No. 2 in Lock Haven was chosen for the
grant, Hanna said, which will be used for fire prevention.
"We are repeatedly saying that fire and emergency service
companies need more funding, and I am happy that this company
was a recipient of federal money,'' Hanna said. "Under the grant,
fire prevention funds can be used for things such as public awareness and arson prevention.
That means this money will benefit the Lock Haven community as well as the fire company." The money is part of $360 milthe country.
lion allocated this year for fire companies across
Hanna pointed out that the grant coincides with National Fire
Prevention Week, which is Oct. 6-12.

LOCK HAVEN-A senior

at Lock Haven University of
selected
as
the first female ROTC Cadet
Pennsylvania has been
at
Battalion Commander the University.
Cadet Carrie Witherel, 21, from Woodbridge, Va„ will
assume the rank of Cadet Lieutenant Colonel and be responsible
for the 161 Cadet Battalion.
Witherel, a Sports Medicine major, is a member of many
clubs and organizations at the University. She is president of the
Ranger Club, a member of Student Athletic Training Club,
National Athletic Trainers' Association, Pennsylvania Athletic
Training Society, Phi Kappa Phi Honor Society, Phi Sigma Pi
Honors Fraternity and Zeta Tau Alpha Sorority.
In addition, she is an American Red Cross Volunteer, Peer
Tutor and volunteers at area high schools. She also is on the
University softball and field hockey teams.

Tight Homecoming court to set Students collaborate to raise
awareness of breast cancer fight
example for next year's court
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Rachel Strohecker, Special
Events Chair for HAC (Haven
Activities Council), put it best
when she said, "I think that
because wc had such an incredible court this year, and they
were all friends, they each contributed to the success of this
year's Homecoming in a differ-

New forensics team shows
promise in future competitions
From Forensics
"I am very excited and
happy with the performance of
this new team," said Lisa Riede,
Director of the forensics team.

The students competed
against 11 students from other

From Breast Cancer

year's

spirit during
Homecoming."
As the last camera clicked
its last picture, the 2002
Homecoming court said their
goodbyes and went their separate ways, but even though not
everyone won, they each had a
wonderful time participating in
and boosting school spirit.
next

universities, including Case
Western University, West Point
Military Academy and Cornell
University.

The forensics team was
established at the beginning of
the fall 2002 semester. The team
is under the Communication
Studies program.

This event marks a new step
for HAC toward communityoriented programs, designed to
help and enlighten the student
population about important
events or causes.
Anyone who wishes for
more information on the struggle against breast cancer, they

should check out some of the
following institute's web pages
for upcoming events/occurrences and the latest news about
the fight against this terrible disease.

Select

Cadets from

the Lock Haven
University ROTC
program conducted
shoot exercise at
Ranger
a
Ft. Indiantown Gap, Pa on
Sunday, as part of their
Cadet training program.
The exercise included
sighting in the weapon, as
well as qualifying with it.
Each cadet was issued an
MT6A2 ri fie for the exerCadets were then
cise.
instructed on the proper
procedure to adjust the
sights for accurate firing.
After properly sighting
in the weapon, each cadet
was issued two 20 round
magazines for the qualification course.
In order to qualify with
the Ml6, a solder must hit a
minimum of 23 out of 40
pop-up targets.
The targets are distributed within a range of 50
meters to 300 meters from

the firing point. Twenty
rounds were fired from a
fox-hole positionr and the
other 20 rounds were fired
from the prone-unsupported
position, where the cadet
must lay on his or her stomach, to fire the weapon,
using only his or her arm to
steady it.
Cadet Sergeant First
Class Brian Suponcic said
after the experience, "I feel
that the Ranger shoot was a
good experience.
There was supervision
and instruction, and I feel
that some of the newer
cadets especially learned a
lot from the experience."
Suponcic is a junior in
the LHU ROTC program.
By the end of the day,
most cadets qualified on
their
better
weapons,
preparing them for the

upcoming
Challenge Oct. 18
Ft. Dix, N.J.

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Drug bust gets much police attention
From Drug Bust page 1
Pawlak and Corcoran were
accused of possible distribution
of marijuana to other students.
The accused were obtaining the
drug in Syracuse, NY and
Philadelphia, PA.
Corcoran is currently out of

jail as of Monday.
According to the Lock
Haven Police officials, this
operation was common in the
area, and that the drug situation
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Pawlak and Corcoran are
members of the LHU wrestling
team.

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OPINION
History in the making...or destroying?
Krista Rompolski
Staff Reporter
It is the burning question on
every citizen's mind these days;
should we go to war with Iraq?
As an American, I say yes, as a
Catholic Christian, I say no.
No one knows for certain

what the best approach to take
for the common good of the
world would be, although I'm
sure many of us have a strong
opinion on the subject. What we
as Americans feel, however,
makes little to no difference on
what will actually happen in

As of now, despite the resistance by the United Nations, it
seems that the decision to go to
war will be based on the
Senate's agreement and/or support of President Bush (the

House of Representatives has
already drafted a resolution of
support). Americans can argue

that their senators and representatives have an obligation to represent, or at least hear the opinions of their constituents, but by
the time an official nation-wide
poll is taken, a few small countries could be missing (hypo-

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thetically speaking of course) thrown around. As mentioned
judging by the efficiency of our before, however, reaching a
unanimous decision on such a
voting system.
Ultimately, the people that heavy issue is a difficult task,
we elected to represent us will almost as difficult as persuading
make their decisions based on my friends to try tofu at dinner. I
their consciences, political suathink that Congress will come to
interests,
or
more
sions, special
some arrangement before those
likely, a mixture ofall three.
pigs fly, however.
Daily I am confronted by
I firmly believe that
Bush
not
completely
polar views on the
President
should
take
situation,
showing me thata
consent
action without the
of Iraq
on the issue
beside,
not
decision
majority
Congress standing
next
to
and if
impossible,
the
seems
country
behind him. If
occur,
it
would
be by
one
would
works together, recovering from
the
one
a
as
margin
as
small
of
possible disaster will be
smoother, and less blame will be that put our war-waging execu-

tive into office.
All that we as students, and
more importantly citizens can
do is sit back, live our lives
without the anxiety of impending warfare, but with an awareness of the need for open-minded thinking, debate, and above
all, tolerance for each other.
Bottom line: do everyone a
favor, and don't open your
mouth about this issue unless
you can legitimately support
your opinion.
By the way, "Sadaam is a
lunatic" is not a valid argument.

X

Sean Dooley
Editor in Chief
Well, I could make this a complete reality television bashing series, but
since there is one reality show that I actually do like, I'll just tell you why The
Real World sucks.
First of all, I think they need to change the title of the show. In the real
world, seven people are not picked at random to live together and
have their lives videotaped and broadcast on national television.
Seven people may find each other and all rent a small apartment,
but not to be shown to all of America on arguably the worst cable
network out there, MTV, which should be called Pop Culture TV.
People act differently on camera. If you don't believe it, have
someone follow you around with a camcorder for a week. See how
much more careful you are to not talk about certain issues or people. And
come on, but those interviews that they have with the characters in between
scenes have to go. Again, if it were "real" as the title says, those wouldn't be
there.
I also have to question whether or not the show is "real" as it says. And
if it is, where the hell do they find some of the freaks they have had on that
show? The show rarely introduces a character who can have a two minute
conversation with another person that doesn't end in a fist fight. I'm sorry.
There has to be someone out there who is sane. But I guess that wouldn't
make for good television. So instead the producers at MTV must go out looking for the biggest pieces of trash in major United States cities that they can
find.
Do they really need to show two people having sex on some episodes?
From what I understand, you can pay about five dollars and watch the Spice
Channel on pay-per-view. That's where pornography should stay, because the
people who order it are 18 and let's be honest, if you really need to look at
naked people through the blurred censors, you should really consider checking out a dating service.
I'm sorry that "She said" is so much longer than my halfof the column this
week, but I am losing way too many brain cells wasting my time writing about
a show that sucks as much as "The Real World."

Face it. Life really sucks sometimes. Everyone has those days where everything goes
wrong. It seems as if the world is against you. That's why on those days, it's always
refreshing to go home, turn on the television to The Real World, and watch people whose
lives suck way more than yours does.
Let me explain. While this is supposed to be The "Real" World, many times it seems
like it is The "Scripted by MTV" World. No one can possibly encounter as much drama in
a lifetime as those people encounter in one day. But it's hilarious to watch. Drunken fights,
love triangles, arguing who is going to wash the dishes...the list goes on and on. But after
watching how bad their lives can be with a camera following them around 24/7, it almost
makes your own problems disappear.
While I know that watching a comedy show can also help pull you out of a bad mood
after a long day, that "reality" aspect just isn't there. But knowing there's people out there who really did encounter some of the same things that you did
makes you feel a whole lot better. Whether your dog just died or you slept
with your housemate's girlfriend and got her pregnant, you can bet that someone on one episode or another has done the exact same thing.
Would I ever go on The Real World? Probably not. My life isn't that
exciting. I'm not one to have every aspect of my life taped, whether I'm
brushing my teeth or getting in a fistfight with one ofmy housemates. But it is enjoyable
to watch the real lives of seven others, just doing their everyday things. But it would be
tempting to get to live in an awesome house for free!
We are a society of voyeurs. Some people get a thrill out of watching others. You see
it all the time. We can't help but stop and stare at a young couple making out on the sidewalk. When a fight breaks out, everybody runs to witness it. We are ambulance chasers.
We love to watch things, even though we might not want to see them. The Real World satisfies this need that we have.
Some reality TV shows are terrible. I'll admit it. Who ever thought of Temptation
Island or The Bachelor? No wonder they never made it very far. But The Real World is
currently in its 12th season, and it's still one of the highest-rated shows on the network. It's
also addictive. There was a Real World marathon on this summer, and I couldn't get myself
off the couch until it was over. And I don't even watch that much TV.
So if you haven't checked out the new season yet, watch the new episode Tuesday at 10
on MTV. I guarantee you'll become hooked.
Jessica Savrock

How "real"
is The Real
World?

Next week's argument: "The Osbournes"

~Letters to the editor are the opinions of the author
and do not reflect
the opinions of the

to

the
Freedom huh? Last week
Mr. Bryan Patton wanted the
members of the LHU family to
think that true freedom was
belief in his god. Well, even
though his letter to the editor was
a noble one, it was very incorrect. His idea of freedom was
dependant on being chained to
an outdated and confining idea
of religion. I can live my life by
what American society and I
perceive to be good but if I don't
believe in any particular god or
his God for that matter, then I am
not a free person? Dear Sir, I
beg to differ, if anything, that
would make me totally free. You
see; if I live my life without fear
of mythological repercussions,
consequences or ramifications
then that is freedom. I know that
if I go throughout the day without breaking any laws, mores, or
folkways that society has set,
then odds are that I will not lose
my physical freedom and I will
be able to sleep well at night. If
you live in fear of anything then
as a human you cannot say that
you have freedom, you are
chained and enslaved by that in
which you fear.
Mr. Patton make the statement that most of us intellectually believe that there is a god and
Jesus is God's son. Ooh. Once
again that is a wrong statement if
Worldwide
I ever saw one.
there are about 2 billion followers of Christianity, pretty hefty
numbers I would say, but there
are roughly 1.3 billion followers
of Islam and 900 million follow-

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its associatesers of Hinduism respectively.
These round out the top three
religions. I don't think that that
would qualify as most of us
thinking that Jesus is God's son.
From those statistics alone I can
say that there are at least 2.3 billion people who say that Mr.
Patton's statement is not true. I
am not even going to add up the
number of adherents of the other
top 20 beliefs of spirituality. If I
were to do that then Christianity

and its devotees become the
minority. How quickly things
can change.

This is what freedom really
is according to the MerriamWebster Collegiate Dictionary:
the quality or state of being free:
as a: the absence of necessity,
coercion, or constraint in choice
or action b: liberation from slavery or restraint or from the power
of another: INDEPENDENCE

.

There is

no mention of any god, religion
or holistic belief.
We as

Americans have the freedom to
live life as we please as long as
we follow the rules and laws of
society, and do not harm or
encroach on the rights and freedom of others. That means that
if I want to believe in a six-headed goat as my lord and savior
then I am free to do so. If I post
my manifesto of this belief on
your doorstep, then I am wrong.
Secret societies, running the
country, yep I can believe that
too if I want. Heck, I can even

call the President of this great
country of ours, a warmongering buffoon without fear! These
are our rights of the said freedom
that is described above and people have the freedom to disagree
with me, without fear as well.
When we have problems in
America, is when parties try to
enforce their beliefs, or try to
control others by fear or coercion. I call it the "what is right
for me, must be right for you"
syndrome! That is not respecting the fact that everyone is different and entitled to be so. This
is basically what Mr. Bryan
Patton was trying to do with his
letter and it is not right.
This fish has taken his life
into his own hands. He is not
bound by necessity, coercion or
constraint in the choices that he
makes. He is liberated from
slavery or restraint or from the
power of another. He is independent and contrary to Mr.
Patton's beliefs, I am not suffering and yes, I will eventually die
but I do not fear that day because
I know that I have led a good life
and death is part of the cycle that
all living organisms must go
though. Not bad for a fish on
land huh!
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Competition

Mike Porcenaluk
Opinion Editor
In the recent blockbuster "A
Russel
Mind,"
Beautiful
Crowe's character John Nash
said something to the effect of:
"in competition, there is always
a loser." I believe that this
insight guides us to question the
importance of competition in
our lives.
It gets us to ask what forms
of competition we let consume
us. I am under the impression
that most competition is entirely
unnecessary; and therefore the
level of importance that we set
such actions is highly overrated.
Living in a society that puts a
great emphasis on competition,
L realize that my views on this
topic arc of the minority.
We pay our public sports
heroes millions upon millions of
dollars to compete. We actually

pay them to play games. We pay
them to practice their games.
We buy replicas of their clothing. We purchase virtual games
that mimic their real-life ones.
Depending on how good they
are at those games, we even pay
them to tell us what to wear,
what to eat, and which long distance service to use.
Their entire lives are consumed by their games. Our
entire leisure lives are consumed by their games. Our
taxes are used to build arenas
for their games. And no matter
who is playing whichever
game...there is always going to
be a loser.
That's right. Even after we
spend all of this time, money
and effort on them...they still
lose. If we put that many
resources into a business that
was starting out; if we put that
much effort into seeing some-

one else succeed...only to have
them fail us... would we continue to back them?
Heck no. We would drop
them like the Steelers drop their
passes. They would be a waste
of our efforts because they are
not being fruitful. We cannot
gain anything from our investment if the business we have
interest in loses profits. But, we
can continue to support sports
teams after seasons or even
decades of losses. We defend
them regardless of their performance. We find excuses for
their poor behaviors.
Why do we do this? Is it
because we don't want to admit
that we have invested in a losing
endeavor? Probably.
So how do we compensate
for their loss? We dump more
money and effort into them,
hoping that they will see our
commitment and make a come-

?

is

or losers

back for us. Do they? Hardly.
They continue on with their own
lives, living off of our donations. And living well, I must
add.
Have you seen some of the
houses that we buy for these
sports stars? They are huge.
They are luxurious. Are we living in huge, luxurious homes?
Are we driving fleets of expensive sports cars? No, we are living in apartments and driving
cars that are just as old as we
are. And it's all because we are
not losers.
We are hard-working, productive citizens. We keep this
country going. We pay for our
own amenities. And when we
want some leisure time after all
this hard work, we pay to get
into the stadiums that we paid to
have built so that we can see the
players who we pay to play.
Seems a bit ironic in that light

there? No. If they went out and
doesn't it?
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got
many
wrong,
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need
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need
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incessant
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vent.
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A preacher friend of mine
has embarked upon a mission.
He wants to stop people in his
city, Washington, D.C., from
killing each other.
The minister has had his fill
of the rat-a-tat of city violence,
that grim rhythm of drive-by
shootings, innocent bystanders,

weeping mothers and caskets so
small they break your heart. So
he has embarked upon a crusade
against...murder.
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supposed to work and I get the
sense David's still doping it out
himself. As best I can tell, he's
crusading against killing with a
combination of prayer, street
preaching, advocacy, dispute

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guns, with little money, with
mediation and moral suasion.
to
limited public support, and with
means,
he
hopes
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crazy." He nodded.
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Berry Gordy igniting a cultural
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that Martin Luther King Jr. was there have always been those
who were just crazy enough to
crazy, too.
confound expectation, overcome
After all, he surveyed a system that had been enshrined in long odds and midwife change.
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law and custom for nearly a century and decided that, without crazy is a word we use for "can't

be done." And "can't be done" is,

in turn, an expression that means
"never tried to do it." Or, worse,
"learned to accept it the way it
is."
I don't think David ever quite
learned to accept. You hear it in
his voice sometimes when he
gets rolling in the pulpit. You
sense that here is a man who
never figured out how to put up
the armor most of us wear on
city streets, the emotional chain
mail that allows us to walk without pain or pause past the bereft,
the bereaved, the despicable and
the despised.
There was once a time when
more of us were like that, when
more of us walked about unarmored. For all the excesses of
the 1960s...and they were considerable...the one thing

I admire about that era is that
the people in it lived with a
sense of the possible. A sense
that the power to make change,
both personal and systemic,
resided within each and every

one.
That sense, that optimism,
has never again seemed quite so
general. We have become more

pragmatic in the intervening
years. Accustomed ourselves to
lowered expectations and diminished skies. At a time when technology reposes more power in
the hands of the individual than
ever before, we seem, paradoxically, to have lost faith in the
power of one to move many.
David's crusade is quixotic,
to be sure. I don'tknow if he will
save a thousand lives, or one, or
none. I do know that it's exhila-

rating to watch him try.
That it awakens in me something that demands to know
what crazy things I've done latelyMy answer is probably the
same as yours: Too few.
I won't bore you with my
excuses if you don't bore me
with yours. Fact is, I see the
same world the preacher sees.
We ALL see the world the
preacher sees.
Yet he toils in the name of
change because he can't just
stand by and do nothing.
many of us
Meantime, we
in chain
our
hearts
sheathe
don't
see
we
pretend
mail and
we
what
do.
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true. On the other hand, maybe
we're just not crazy enough.

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Black Coat, Blue Jeans: Cutzmirtl in rare form
Coffeehouse veteran
Tim Pratt
The Eagle Eye
When most people think ofa
coffeehouse, the first thought that
comes mind is the cast ofFriends
sitting on a couch in a little shop
called Central Perk, sipping cappuccino and listening to Lisa
Kudrow pluck away on her
acoustic guitar. Well, that might
not be how most people envision
a coffeehouse, but that's the
image I had in my head before I
went to the PUB
Wednesday
night for the HAC sponsored
Coffeehouse and Open Mic.
Despite the fact that there
were no $6 dollar latte's or Seattle
yuppies talking on cell phones,
the pub had all the makings of
your neighborhood Starbucks,
minus the BMW's parked out
front. I had been drinking coffee
all week just to get in the proper
mindset, and by the time 7:30
rolled around, I had enough caffeine pumping through my veins
to keep an elephant bouncing off
the walls for the next few weeks.
The cafe atmosphere in the
PUB lobby immediately struck
me as warm and inviting. The
lights were dimmed; sofas and
chairs were set facing the stage
while the lamps on the tables

musicians finished out their ses
sion on stage with a little jam session, feeding off each other, and
everyone in the room enjoyed
their finale immensely.
Tony was the next person to
take the stage and played only
one song, "Angel From
Montgomery," by John Prine.
This was his first time playing an
open mic night, and despite being
very nervous, he played it like a

unveils new music style

The lyrics told the story. The
instruments expressed the emotions of the saga he was sharing

coffeehouse

with everyone in attendance. The
show finished up with a bang and
the crowd gave an enthusiastic
ovation for a guy that has been

expressing himself through
music for the last 14 years of his
life.
"He put a lot of time and
effort into it. I heard the album
veteran.
coming together in the basement
The main attraction finally this summer. He never took lestook the stage in the form of Pete sons, just practiced every day.
Gutzmirtl, a senior at l.HU Every night before he went to
bed. he would play the guitar for
majoring in elementary education. He played his album "Black an hour, just teaching himself,"
Coat, Blue Jeans," from top-toexplained Gutzmirtl's dad.
bottom and was received warmly
Truly a gifted musician,
by the audience and his fellow Gutzmirtl plays seven instrumusicians.
ments. His band, called "Buddy
"The whole album is based Sweet" in shows in and around
off a story I wrote about a guy central Pennsylvania. He
advises
that gets hit by a car and loses his
to
contact
onemanyou
memory," Gutzmirtl explained.
Switching back and forth records@yahoo.com for information on future shows.
between instruments, Pete comThe climax of the night
bined energetic rhythms on the
and the stage was broke
passed,
keyboard, emotional guitar riffs
and
set up for the open mic
down
and a soothing yet intense voice
of
the evening. Tony
portion
to create a sound that was as
came
back
after
his one song
unique as I've heard in a long
earlier
in the night
appearance
time.
a
from
the audiand
took
request
Halfway through his set, he
ence
to
"41"
Dave
play
by
took the time to thank his parents
Matthews
Band.
He
it
gave
150
to
who had driven
miles see
had,
everything
he
and
the
thinAs
he thanked them for
added to the already ideal concert him play.
putting up with his music over ning audience appreciated his
setting.
efforts. A few more acts took the
The coffeehouse portion of the years, they received an appreciative round of applause. As the stage including Dave Kubarek of
the night started out inauspiciousThe Eagle Eye with his amazing
ly enough with Chris and Craig show continued, Gutzmirtl incordrum rendition of"Run Rabbit, Run" to
synthesized
being introduced by only their porated
cap a night of unbelievable musifirst names and then going to rhythms and other electronic
cal
acts and friendly company.
town on a variety ofrhythm and music makers while dealing with
One of the great things about
blues songs. These two talented the constant flashing ofphotogramic night is that you see
an
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Senior Peter Gutzmirtl performs his album Black Coat, Blue Jeans during
Wednesday's Coffeehouse held in the PUB lounge.

people that you pass everyday on
campus performing acts that you*
had no idea they were capable of.

Not knowing much about this

type ofthing, I was thinking there
would be hippies reading poetry
all night but I must admit that I
was pleasantly surprised and

hope to see an even larger turnout
at the next Coffeehouse and Open
Mic night.

rornography for housewives
A Review
Michael Kiser
Eagle Eye Staff Reporter
A friend once told me, "Mary
Higgins Clark and Tom Clancy are
not good literature; that's just shopping, just pornography for housewives." If that is true, and 1 think it
is, then Herbert Weigland's work is
the eye candy that hangs on the
wall, comforting your shopping
experience. Some of it borders on
the fearful edge of decorative art;
most of it falls over that edge. The
worst part is that he doesn't even
see it coming.
Weigland claims that he lets an
environment he's presently living
in influence his art. In this case, it
intluences his choice of materials,
slate and wood. He uses some
beautifully textured roofing slate as
found-object painting surfaces.
The potential of such a surface is
great. Many painters since the
New York School of the 20th century have allowed surface to
become a major part of the experiEven
ence of their work.
Renaissance frescos highlighted
surface material.
Weigland's incorporation falls
short ofits potential. He arbitrarily
uses the slate. If it is supposed to
speak of Pennsylvania, where he

found it, he fails when representing
Greek and Roman myth as the connecting metaphors. Supposed
Faustian symbol structures are
pointless as well.
As for the myths themselves,
most come across, if at all, as shallow. The connections simply point
to the myth but say nothing about
it. He fails to interpret the past into
the present time. Grapes and a
pinecone do not interpret Faustus
for the present viewer; they simply
point arbitrarily in its direction. A
turtle image on a piece of slate
remains a turtle on a piece of slate,
about four times in the same show.
The paintings, in this way, fail to
provide anything about the myths
that the title cannot do on its own.
Weigland relies heavily on
image appropriation, as many contemporary Pluralists do. However,
he fails to incorporate the images
into anything beyond the image
itself. Painters such as Sigmar
Polke incorporate images from the
culture around them in order to
restructure them, to manipulate
them, to affect them artistically.
Weigland fails to operate his artistic license and authority.
He does not control his artwork. He allows the transferred
photographic images he finds to

ofthe Herbert

remain as they are, mostly
untouched technically or mentally.
He creates nothing new. He only
shows us that he likes the image
and can transfer that image onto his
surface, as anyone could do.
Difficulty is not the definition of
art; I understand. But, in the
absence of technical superiority,
content must rule.
Weigland forsakes content as
well. He relies too much on the
viewer's own interpretations to
legitimize the pieces. If we're
doing all the metaphor building,
then why is he making anything?
His intents are timid at best, childish at their worst. His metaphois
are the equivalent of a child painting an elephant, and then changing
his intent when his mother tells him
that he made a beautiful Giraffe.
Weigland exercises no authority,
forgetting his role as an artist: communicator.
The geometric paintings are
tired, dried-up cliches. About half
of die color schemes work (a few
work very well), but there is nothing happening formally to interest
the viewer beyond basic line and
shape composition. He likes to
leave the sketch lines in each piece
to give the viewer a sense of the
history of the making of the paint-

There is neither good nor bad.
Thinking makes it so .

Weigland Exhibition

Stephanie Brown/ The Eagle Eye

Students admire a piece of art by Herbert Weigland, LHU's new feature artist.
His exhibition will be on display in Sloan through next month.
ing; but he forgets to give us something of interest of which we want
to know the history.
His paper works are the most
successful, but only by comparison. They work well as twodimensional, formal designs without content; in other words, they
are
successfully decorative.
However, Weigland attempts to
apply content by titling them with
unusual and vague references that
only mildly connect to the color
scheme used and perhaps certain
points of tension in the pieces.
Another title could easily be substi-

tuted; each piece was likely not
intended to carry the subject matter
indicated.
Where his larger pieces attempt
to carry too little content, his paper
works attempt too much. In many
cases, Weigland is insecure of his
ability to create meaning. At other
times, he is too confident.
Weigland needs to further
understand the reasons that his
predecessors used incorporated
image techniques and how they
created meaning with them. Using
a screen-printed image is not a reference to Andy Warhol any more

than an everyday t-shirt; using a
collage format in not a reference to
Robert Rauschenberg any more
than a sorority girl's bedroom wall;
they are techniques often used due
to the popularization ofthat technique by a previous artist. Unless
there is an intended meaning to be
incorporated as well, an incorporation is not meaningful, only coincidence.
As they stand, his shown pieces are
attractive. They are yet formally
weak and conceptually ignorant,
examples of contemporary art; it is
folk art.

Page 7

October 11, 2002

Movie REVIEW
All of heaven in a rage
Red Dragon
Edward Savoy
The Eagle Eye

***+
Stephanie Brown/The Eagle Eye

Kanchan Mahara
The Eagle Eye
Thirty-one students voluntarily walked onto the stage. All
of them claimed they had no
control over their activities.
Each followed the instructions they were given obediently. For almost an hour, they
were directed to cry, shout,
laugh, ride horse, catch goldfish,
milk cows, strip their clothing
and dance around the stage.
After all this, they say they
remember nothing.
The instructor was Steve
Taubman, a hypnotist, who
entertained and spellbound an
audience of almost three hun-

dred at Price Auditorium last
Friday.
Taubman was excited that
he was invited by Homecoming
Committee to perform for the
Homecoming week.
"Hypnotism is a deep relaxation that requires full concentration," Taubman said while
inviting students to participate.
He also assured participants
that he could not do anything
against anybody's morals and

ethical beliefs.
After a few minutes of deep
breathing, relaxation and concentration exercises in a meditative and quite auditorium, the
students, one-by-one, started to

fall asleep. Taubman had not
touched anyone in the process.
Some fell asleep on the stage
floor.
Some were leaning on each
other while the bodies of others
were draped half on the floor
and half off. Nobody seemed to
They were
be conscious.
already hypnotized.

male participants, Oroza was

hypnotized to strip dance without taking his pants off. "Did I
take my shirt off and dance?
Did I really do that"? These
were Oroza's questions after the
show.
"I feel like I was only on the
stage for two minutes," said a
shocked Shana Beaston, a freshDan Tokarek, a freshman, man, who could not believe she
was hypnotized to surrender his was there for an hour. "I just
wallet to Taubman. Every time have a vivid picture of milking a
Taubman would say 'stage,' cow. I cried and the boat was
Tokarek would calmly come sinking," said Beaston.
toward him and offer the wallet.
The most interesting thing
Tokarek repeated this five times. was that none of the participants
During their hypnotism' believed that they were on the
stage for an hour. After the projourney, the participants cry followed Taubman's commands. gram, all the participants said
When he said, "now you are they felt warm, relaxed, enerwatching the saddest movie you getic and rejuvenated.
have ever seen in your life," they
"Mind is comprised of conwere
cried. They
then prompted sciousness and sub-consciousto laugh when imagining they ness. When we dream, our mind
were watching their favorite goes to the sub-conscious state.
comedy.
Hypnotism is the art of takTaubman took the students ing mind into sub-consciousness, into a dream world where
to the beach, made them tremble
in chilly weather and sweat from logics are not required,"
the heat of the sun.
Taubman said. He also added
Jason Kline, a senior, was that hypnotism is a process of
hypnotized to consider himself relaxation and one hour of hypthe jungle hero'Tarzan.' He ran notism equals to four hours of
around the stage shouting and sleep.
Taubman is a former chirobeating his chest with his fist.
Dave Oroza, a sophomore, practor from Vermont State and
only remembered taking his has been practicing hypnosis for
shirt off on the stage. Like all

a decade.

Spence reflects on his gay
character in Dawson's Creek 1
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Kate O'Hare
KRT Campus

pretty twisted."

The role is quite different
from Spence's last regular gig,
playing Cade Foster, a man
fighting to save the world from

naked with somebody, and I'm
not in a compromising situation,
I should be OK.'"
"I didn't have too many

3 1/2 stars out of 4
Our silver screen serial
killers may be getting more
depraved with each new cinematic exercise in crime, but at
least they're obtaining better
taste.

After all, we have Dr.
Hannibal Lecter (Anthony
Hopkins), connoisseur of classical music and slightly less classical foods and Francis
Dolarhyde, (Ralph Fiennes) who
seems to have quite a liking for
the author and painter William
Blake, inhabiting the same film
universe. It is for the best for the
viewer that the movie Red
Dragon is infused with some of
that taste in the interest of shock
and horror.
Red Dragon, as most of the
denizens of the free world know,
is the first of the Hannibal

Lecter trilogy where we are
introduced to the good doctor
just before his unsavory capture
by FBI special agent Will
Graham, played by Edward
Norton in a performance that
made me wonder why he, of all
people, would be the one to
catch the grotesque gourmet.
Norton does well with his performance as a family man
caught between home and hell
as he is cajoled out ofretirement
to travel back to the world of
crime, but he never quite conveys how he has that special
quality, that special touch that
puts him on top of the rest.
When later in the movie Lecter
tries to draw a comparison
between himself and Graham,
you're not sure whether to laugh
at, ponder, or look quizzically at
the words.
Anthony Hopkins, as Lecter
(of course) puts on a very good
performance, but for me at least,
there was something missing,
some of the panache, some of
the wit from earlier renditions. I
was more impressed with
Fiennes as the serial killer

Michael Kiser
The Eagle Eye
It's submission time for
LHU's student literary journal,
The Crucible.
Poetry, fiction, essay, and
artwork including photography,
drawings, etc. are being accepted now.
Leave submissions, both in

hardcopy and on disk, in the
English Department office's

Crucible mailbox on the third
floor of Raub.
This year, an online version

is in the works. Submissions of editor, Kristin White.
movies, color photography,
The print edition of The
Crucible has a long history at
design, painting, sound recordings, etc. should be submitted to LHU and will strive to continue
Jason Bronner, Sloan 332.
its standard of excellence. It's a
This year's literary editors great opportunity for young
include William Barnhart and writers and artists. For previous
Betsy Henry at the head and editions, see
numerous editorial staff under
Prof. Maddox-Hafer or
the advisory of Marjorie check the periodical shelves at
Maddox-Hafer. Design editors Stevenson Library.
under Philip Huber will be Jen
All work must be typed.
Manley, Brooke Peters, Amanda Include your name, phone numLesslie, and Eric Kirk.
ber, email address, and a 3 to 4
The online edition will be sentence autobiography. Also
advised by Jason Bronner, and include a Word Macintosh disk
created by last year's literary for fiction and essay.
editor and former Eagle-Eye
The deadline is October 30.

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reservations about it. I'm not
Alpha" and "Alien Attack," two
for the hot weather, Canadian alien invasion in Sci Fi phobic about all that stuff. But
movies that were edited for "Space
actor Sebastian Spence enjoyed Channel's "First Wave."
with "Dawson's,' they don't give
1999" episodes.
The latest trend in home video
his forays down to Wilmington,
As is always the case with
"I didn't realize how much of you a lot of information. They're
DVD sets of TV series continN.C., to film five episodes of a stretch it would be," Spence very tight about their plots and
A&E Home Video, the prints are of
The WB's "Dawson's Creek," says of his new job. "I had to storylines, so it's not like I could ues this month as more and more, pristine quality with rich, vibrant
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beginning with last Wednesday's wrestle with some stuff on this say, "Where's this guy going? Is available
in attractive collectors
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Among the newest to arrive are eries of four 100-minute movies
in
Freeman, rumored to be the new integrity, and this guy does some
"So I had to go, Listen, I'm a pair of adventurous voyages from 1998. Two
years later, two more
love interest of student Jack stuff that really lacks integrity. I OK, with everything except for two different time periods.
films aired on A&E. All six are
(Kerr Smith). "Urn, I wouldn't
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reaches of outer space in a magnifgoing to happen, I'm in.'"
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dubbed "the Tooth Fairy".
Fiennes turns in a very smooth
and controlled performance as a
Norman Bates for the new millennium. He is a monster, but he
shows that the monster lays in us
and in the monster lays a heart,
corroded though it may be. The
heart he shows to Reba Mclane
(Emily Watson in an excellently
quiet role), a co-worker who
almost dents the tin plate around
it. Unfortunately, not quite.
The movie is filled with little
surprises and little shocks to
keep your claws sharpened and
on edge. (For one, let's just say
that you'll never look at tabloid
reporters quite the same again.)
The surprises and the performances are what make the film
worth seeing. The best little surprise however, comes at the very
end of the movie, which ends up
making the entire trilogy of the
films tied up into more of a
whole. To reveal that end would
be worse than serving underThat would
aged Chianti.

_

there are no commercials to interrupt the relentless pace of the taut
thriller. Each episode represents
one hourof one day.
Kiefer Sutherland plays FBI
agent Jack Bauer, who heads a
counter-terrorist unit that learns an
assassination attempt will be made
on presidential candidate David
Palmer (Dennis Haysbett). Bauer
and his team race against the clock
in hopes of thwarting the attempt.
The job becomes even more
difficult when his wife and daughter are held hostage. Dennis
Hopper makes a memorable
appearance as terrorist leader
Victor Drazen.
The DVD set contains only a
couple of extra, including an introduction by Sutherland that also
serves as teaser for the second season, which begins Oct. 29. The
other extra is the more appealing:
an alternate ending to season one.
Also new on DVD:
_"Friends:
The Complete
Second Season" (Warner Home
Video, 1994-95, $69.98) This is the
one where Tom Selleck makes several guest appearances as Dr.
Richard Burke and strikes up a
with
Monica
relationship
(Courtney Cox). Other guest stars
include Julia Roberts, Jean-Claude
Van Damme and Charlie Sheen.
The first season on DVD also is
available at the same price. Extras
on both are never-before-seen

J'The Outer Limits" (MGM
Home Entertainment, 1963-64,
$79.96) After Rod Serling's original "The Twilight Zone" became a
hit on CBS, it didn't take long for
other TV sci-fi anthology shows to
pop up on television. "The Outer
Limits" was one of the best, and all
32 episodes of its first season are
available on this four-disc DVD
set.

Included in the collection are
some of the series' most famous
episodes including "The Galaxy
Being," where a deadly alien is
accidentally transmitted to earth by
radio beams; and "The Zanti
Misfits," where evil aliens who
resemble talking insects land on
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Mewie Launa, the chairman of the event, told them
"Our parents never did that."

About 200 students showed up drunk at a dance at
Scarsdale, N.Y., high school. One attendee toid
porters, "It was easier to find a drunk kid there than
meone who was sober."
A policeman characterized the situation this way:
slightly drunk kids taking care of very drunk kids."

After robbing a bank in Moline, III., a man
returned to his hotel and ordered a getaway limousine
to pick him up and drive him to Chicago.
Unfortunately for him. the driver was a retired policeman.
When the robber gave him S335 in cash for
ride, he became suspicious and alertedhis former
rades on his cell phone.

? NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
An inmate at a Czechoslovakian prison was using a
walkie-talkie to speak with his wife and arrange to
be police officers involved in his case. When he wasusing it, he hid the device in a part of his body
ere guards would be, shall we say, reluctant to

SO, WHAT HAV E WE HERE, SLEEPY HEAD?
A man, parked in front of a bank in Graz, Austria,
he was planning to rob, drank a bottle of schnapps to
calm his nerves. Then he fell asleep.
He was arrested after a passer-by noticed
front and back license plates were different and i
was a pistol and a ski mask on the front seat next to

He was caught when they heard voices coming out
his backside.
After a number of break-ins and thefts at her home
Swansea, England, a woman bought a Staffordshire
ill terrier to guard her property. Someone stole the

LOdfe' WELL

Wabtiet} for fraud after a
check of bills he sent to medical Insurance companie
revealed he falsely claimed to have examined 180 peopie in one day. Records indicate 32 of these " patients'

NOW APPJ$R#VG AT YOUR LOCAL JAIL
Frustrated, ft his failure to break fii to show biz
young singer took a disc jockey hostage at a radio si
tion in Porto Alegre, Brazil, and forced him to play
record album for more than an hour. Then he surre
dered to police.

WE'RE GOING FOR THE NATIO
GRAPHIC* LOOK
Young women in Papua New Guinea have been
told to bare their breasts when they participate in
"singsing" dances because tradition demands it. The

(Mike Pingree is a columnistfor theBoston Herald.
a second "Looking Glass" column on the Internet at
www.pingreeshokingglass. com.)

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Aries (March 21-April 20). By midweek, work routines may expand. Watch for a minor increase in
office duties or paperwork to escalate and cause brief delays. For many Aries natives, financial opportunity and new business speculation will soon be a top priority. After Thursday, long-term friends or potential lovers will be easily rattled by new social information. Ifpossible, avoidflippant comments, romantic

gossip or
Taurus (April 21-May 20). Love affairs and new friendships will become serious or mildly dramatic. Before midweek, watch forfriends and lovers to be moody or openly nostalgic. For some
Taureans this wave ofsentimentality marks the start of eight weeks ofpowerful romantic change. Expect
loved ones to soon be socially demanding and decidedly expressive. Later this week, pay special attention tofinancial proposals. Someone close may present afascinating but risky business plan.
Gemini (May 21-June 21). Early this week, renewed romantic confidence is an ongoing theme.
Many Geminis will leave behind unproductivefeelings of inadequacy or resentment. On a personal level,
the nextfew weeks may also trigger a vital improvement in daily outlook, physical fitness and emotional
health. After midweek, new social flirtations and unique group events will be pleasing. Expect fresh
attractions, subtle invitations or highly seductive comments.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). Over the next few days, business negotiations will work to your
advantage. Recently postponed projects or workplace suggestions will be more effectively put into action.
Many Cancerians will soon experience a return to yesterday's career enthusiasm. To some degree, maritalrelations or new love affairs may also be affected. If so, expectpast relationships or unfulfilled
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Listen carefully to the observations ofloved ones. After Tuesday, close
friends and lovers may reveal deeplyprivate information. Some Leos may also, encounter an unusual
workplacepower struggle. Tuesday through Friday, watch for bosses
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Avoidpublic emotion at work. No positive progress is available. Late Saturday, pfan new .social activities
orfamily events. Loved ones need your continued attention.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Honesty and open romantic discussions are strong concerns this
week. Early Tuesday, watch forfriends or lovers to he expressive or sentimental. For many Virgos this
will initiate a steady increase in intimacy and social trust between loved ones. Key issues may involve
group acceptance, family differences or important romantic decisions. After midweek, business and
financial proposals may be con/using. Expect misleadingfacts, figures or records.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Romance or long-term friendship will adopt a committed or serious
quality. For many Librans, a lengthy period of inner struggle or emotional decision will soon end. Over
the next eight days, private social events or subtle discussions between loved ones will initiate a firm
commitment to the present. Memories and past disappointments are no longer valid. Explore new possibilities and refuse to be seduced by outdated
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or comfortable patterns.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22). Social relationships will offer support and encouragement. Many
Scorpios will, over the next two weeks, leave behind feelings of isolation or group rejection. Expect close
friendships and public events to take on a committed or excited tone. After Wednesday, watch alsofor
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Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 20). A colleague or work official may be particularly charming or
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seductive this week. Early Tuesday, watch for an atmosphere ofconfidence and lighthearted discussions
to arrive in the workplace. Don't be fooled by social overtures. Before next week, a business associate
,/
may have a strong need to be trusted or followed. Remain cautious and don 7 let politics dictate your
opinions. After Saturday, romantic proposals and new invitations may arrive without warning.
Capricorn (Dec. 21-Jan. 20). Early this week, a pastfamily problem or disagreement reappears
and demands resolution. Previously dormant emotional dilemmas will tend to resurface. Handle all conflict quickly; the longerfeelings arc withheld, the greater the chance ofmisunderstanding. After
Wednesday, watch also for a business official to announce short-term improvements to procedures. Go
slow and expect more complex changes to arrive over the next three weeks.
Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19). Watch business transactions carefully this week. Colleagues and \,\
officials may be misinformed or too slow to improve poorly definedprojects. For many Aquarians this W
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and
sions.
authorityfigures may expect quick solutions and newly adopted responsibilities.
Thoroughly recheck all new legal facts, permissions and numbers.
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Danielle,
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ZLAM,
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yours.
Leslie,
Who is your boyfriend??
ZLAM,
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Jen & Brooke,
Welcome, ladies! Its time to have
some fun!!!
Sigma Love and mine, Kristen
Thanks for all you do.
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Chubb,
What is it!
/lam.

Jill,
You are the best mom!
Sigma Love, Julie

Megan

Little Melissa,
I love ya!
ZLAM,

Thank you for being a GREAT Big!
You are awesome!
SLAM, Julie

Sweetheart Ron-We love you sweet
heart, oh yes we do
Love,
the sisters ofZTA
You're awesome, and I love you all!
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RUSH ZTA!!!!
Danielle,

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thing, I'm always here.

ZLAM,
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" It's an eraser Megan, an eraser!"
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Saturday night.
I love you!!

ZLAM,
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Steph,
Go to the doctors for your head
before you go crazy!
ZLAM,
Bailey
Keep your head up and keep smiling
my best friend forever!
ZLAM,
Bailey

Teresa,
No one can do a keg stand quite like
you!

ZLAM,
Bailey

Granma Bear,
Smile! You are doing a great job!
Sigma Love, Julie

LOOK!

Nat, Leslie, Danielle, Michelle,
Cheryl, Jill-I had a great time
Sunday, Let's do it again soon!

Jen & Brooke,
Congratulations!
Sigma Love, Julie
Thanks for everything! 1 am looking
forward to a great semester!
SLAM, Jen

ZTA:
Thank you so much for everything.
The support you girls gave me
helped me through a lot!

Sigma Sisters,
Thanks for all ofyour cheering for

ZLAM,
Danielle

Steph,
We are going to have to stay up til
7:30 more often.
ZLAM,
Leslie
A£ It is not over but we have to take a
break from the fun.
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the sneaky Zetas

homecoming!

SLAM, Brooke
KAP,
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you guys had fun too.
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your sweetheart

Amy

Bailey, Jill, Steph:
Can't thank you enough for letting
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best!
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your big

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ZLAM,
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Thanks for rescuing me Saturday
before I walked to California.
Nat

Congrats to Kim, Kyle, and Julie!
Its about time!! Love you all
Sigma Love and mine, Kristen

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I cannot wait to see BON JOVI!!!
Its going to be awesome! Have fun
at your "wedding!"
SLAM, Shannon
Congratulations to all of the new Big
and Little Sisters of Tri Sigma
Carrie and Kim, Jill and Kyle, and
Amy and Julie.
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the Alpha Rho Chapter good!
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Amy,
I know this passed weekend was
rough, but I'm here for you if you

Love,

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ever need someone to talk to!
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I love you girls!
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It's friday!

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past few weeks. What would I do
without you?
ZLAM,

Amy, Becky, Jenn, Amy, Sarah M.,

at

Jen & Brooke,
Congratulations on becoming a part
ofour sisterhood. I know you two
will become awesome sisters!! I'm
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Love,
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Saturday. Sorry I couldn'tbe there
for you later that night.
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You guys rock!!
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I am glad thatyou came out with us.
I miss hanging out with you. We
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Big Sis Leslie

Kristy,

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I love you guys.
Michelle

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scratch yours,

Mike Heck,
Thanks for all ofyour encouragement with Tri Sigma.
SLAM, Brooke

Love,

thing

Zeta Naked Bad!

.

Sigma Sisters,
I love you all!!! I cant wait for the
semester to get under way!
SLAM, Brooke

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ZLAM, Megan

Thanks for keeping me updated
while I was gone. Your daily phone
calls were what I looked forward to.
Danielle

664- Looking Good!!

Just a reminder your awesome!
ZLAM<

Niki

Amy B:
sweet-

Amy B.,

you!
Sigma Sisters,

Leslie-1 love you little!
Sarah

You are a stud! I will be your
heart, if you will be mine!

Leah,
Let me know whatkind of dinners
you like!
I'm here for you!
ZLAM,
Lauren

Megan

Tina,

Megan

Will,
You got me cut off buddy.

Sweetheart Ron,
We love flowers!

Little Becky,

Bailey,

Remeber I am alwyas here for you!
I love you!
ZLAM,
Leslie

Julie and Cheryl:
You are doing wonderful as PR!
Great job!
ZLAM,
Lauren

Amy

Drake would ofkicked Floyd's butt
if allowed.

Thanks for the call at 3:30 a.m. Just
make sure you have the cattle herd
next time.
ZLAM,
Leslie

Love ya!
ZLAM,
Lauren

here for you.
We love you!

Big

Jill,
Who needs beer?
ZLAM,
Leslie

Megan Finn,

Always know that your sisters are

Thanks for always letting me crash
at your place!
Love ya lots,

YOU'RE HOT

We need to hang out sometime soon.
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Little Nat:
Have a great weekend. Behave!
Love,
Big Lauren

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Love,
Amber
Danielle- Glad you're back. I now
have a chugging partner! One whole
bottle for us.
ZLAM,
Leslie
Harpster-Here you go!!
Love,

Danielle,
I love having you at our house. We
are going to have a blast!
ZLAM,

Bailey
Little NikiYou are always there when I need
you. Thnaks for letting me lean on
you.
Love,
Big Amy
Boys lie, but they are fun to look at.

OH! The things you can do with
fishing line, nails, books, a scary
movie and a nervous person!
Anything for a laugh.

Tylenol PM anyone?
KAP- Thanks for the weekend,

ZTA
Michelle,

I never want to see another marker
ever again.
ZLAM,
Nat

Leslie

Zetas- REDRUM is coming for you!
Be on the lookout!!

Michelle, Cheryl, Leslie and Sarah
NAMBLA2- oh well gotta love
South Park.

Little NikiYou're always there when I need

Becky-Hey pong partner, what happened to you Saturday?
Aileen, Ashley and Jenn: you girls
are doing a great job! Keep up the
good work! ZLAM,
Mom

you!

Love,

Big
Clark!! Franks and Beans!!
•giggle*
Amy

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October 11, 2002

LHU football goes for three-straight wins at California tomorrow .
LOCK HAVEN The foot in 1996 (21-14). Over the past
ball team (3-2, 0-0 PSAC West) 20 years, Lock Haven has won
opens up its PSAC Western three times in ten road trips to
Division schedule on the road at California (1996, 1994, 1982).
The Haven collected its secCalifornia (Pa.) University on
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win and only Western
Saturday, October 12. Kickoff is
set for 3 p.m. The game can be Division victory of the 2001
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advantage in the series between Haven has put up more total
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owning the 347-252 advantage.
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21 victory in Hubert Jack
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Cowan named PSAC
runner of the week

Kristiniak stepped in late
last Saturday, and on the season
has completed 7-of-13 passes
for 89 yards and three touchdowns.
Junior Marcus Burkley has
284 yards on 15 catches along
with three touchdowns to lead
the Haven's receiving game.
LHU has multiple options in
its passing game, also including
tight end Ryan Lightner, and
receivers Scott Anderson, John
Caldwell and Adam Angelici.
The Bald Eagle defense held
Cheyney to just 72 yards passing and helped secure the
shutout victory, the first since a
24-0 win over Mansfield in the
final game of the 2000 season.
Junior linebacker Derrik
Metz continued his standout
play with a game-high of 12
tackles, including two sacks and
an additional two tackles for
loss. Metz is second in the
PSAC with 56 tackles and is
also among conference leaders

LOCK HAVEN The Michael's College (9-3) and
field hockey team (10-2, 4-1 Bentley College (9-3) are
PSAC) moved up another fourth and fifth, respectively.
The Haven is currently
spot to second in the latest
10-2 overall and 4-1 in the
edition of the STX/NFHCA
Division II National Coaches PSAC, winning two home
contests last week against
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opponent
The Bald Eagles had been conference
ranked third nationally the Kutztown University, 8-1,
and
then-ninth
ranked
past two weeks.
Bloomsburg University Mercyhurst College, 5-1.
The LHU field hockey
(11-0) maintains the top spot
team
will face off against
in the coaches poll, followed
Slippery Rock at Charlotte
by Lock Haven.
Shippensburg University Smith Field tomorrow at 3
(9-3) is third, while Saint p.m.

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Cowan, a sophomore cross
country runner, was selected as

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qualifier as well as an allregion and All-PSAC runner as
a freshman.
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have the upcoming weekend
off, next scheduled to compete
at the DeSales University
Invitational on October 19.

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The LHU offense lines up against Cheyney at
last Saturday's Homecoming victory.

LOCK HAVEN - Sophomore
midfielder Kellie Kulina of the
field hockey team was selected
as the Pennsylvania State
Athletic Conference (PSAC)
Player of the Week for games
ending October 7th.
Kulina posted two goals
and four assists this past week,
leading the Bald Eagles to a 20 record.
She scored the game-winning goal and added an assist
in an 8-1 victory over
Kutztown University, then
posted a goal and three assists
in a 5-1 win over ninth-ranked
Mercyhurst College.
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leads the Bald Eagles with 23
total points (6g, 11a). She also
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the Pennsylvania State Athletic
Conference (PSAC) Men's CoRunner of the Week for events
ending October 6.
He shares the conference
honor with Millersville's Mark
Stallings.
Cowan led the Bald Eagles
to a first-place finish at the
LHU Invitational this weekend
by taking the individual title.
He ran the home course in
25:44.57, over 41 seconds
faster than the second-place
finisher.
This is the second-straight
PSAC weekly honor this season for Cowan, who was a
2001 NCAA Division II
National
Cross
Country

averaging 39.4 yards each outing and Marshall coming on
strong the past two games for
19.5 yards a game along with
one touchdown. Marshall also
added a touchdown reception
versus Cheyney.
Fullbacks Dave Mottin and
Josh Stadulis are also viable
options in the LHU backfield.
With no clear choice emerging
yet from the battle among
LHU's quarterbacks, any
one of Tim Storino, Bill
Witmer, or Rob Kristiniak could
handle duties as the starting signal caller. Storino has started
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yards (79-35-4).
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appearance last Saturday after
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August. He connected on 4-of-6
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October 11, 2002

Field Hockey dominates
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who slapped the ball into the goal
just 1:27 into the second stanza.
In the 40th minute, Kulina sent the
ball past the Mercyhurst keeper
following a scramble in front of
the cage for an unassisted goal of
her own.
Jen DeNault chipped the ball
into the bottom comer of the cage
off a penalty comer play assisted
by Kulina in the 44th minute.
The Lady Lakers tallied their
only goal of the contest well into
the second half, as Nicole Davis
skipped a ball past LHU's keeper
from in front of the cage. The
Haven's
Lauren
Kelchner
wrapped up scoring with an unassisted goal in the 57th minute of

scored a decisive 5-1 victory over
No. 9-ranked Mercyhurst College
Sunday on Charlotte Smith Field.
Sophomore midfielder Kellie
Kulina added the offensive highlights to help lift Lock Haven to
the win, scoring one goal while
assisting on three others.
It took almost 21 minutes for
either team to score, the Bald
Eagles breaking the scoreless tie
with a goal by Courtney Hughes
from Kulina off a penalty comer
to give LHU the 1-0 lead at intermission.
Both teams stepped up the action.
In goal, Mercyhurst's Summer
pace in the second half, pushing
Kraatz
on
ends
ofthe
field.
stopped 21 shots, while
the limits both
more
LHU's
Melissa Stubblefield
proved
The Haven's attack
efficient, however, hitting paydirt recorded 13 saves.
three times within the first 10 minThe Bald Eagles will host
utes.
Slippery Rock tomorrow at
Kulina sent a cross in from the Charlotte Smith Field at 3 pm.
edge ofthe circle to Nikki Sweger,

1

Bald Eagle

Women's Soccer

Doug Spalafore who was home all
week with a family emergency.

"They all came together and
toughened up for Doug. They
gave him the first place plaque
they received for winning the
meet". Coach Russell also said

that "Joe Wiegner ran a really
smart race and was very happy
with him".
As for the women, Coach
Russell said that "we have a really
strong pack of four runners. We
just need one person to step up
and take over the fifth spot, then
we might be able torank in the top
ten regionally".

Ruggers spank Widener
Eric Pfeiffer
The Eagle Eye

Haven. A good 10 minutes of
hard-nosed, rough and tumble
rugby ensued putting the Haven
The men's rugby traveled to within range for a field goal by
Delaware Saturday to face Palillo, leaving the score 10-0.
Leading the Haven into the
Widener University in its second
second
half was Helsman who
to last league match ofthe season.
to put up the first try
scored
again
I The Haven came into the game 1 - of the half, 45-3. After
this is the
1 in league play and pumped from
Haven
dominated
the
rest of the
a 38-0 win against LaSalle.
The back line, consisting of day. Stealing balls at will and
Scrum-Half Matt Gilligan, Hiller pushing widener all over the field.
Seth Keller and William Ehrhom
Olsen, Scott Kreiger, Seth Keller,
Jason Grimm and Matt Palillo, all
had stand out days, providing the
Haven with the fuel to pummel
yet another opponent.
After only three minutes of
well-played rugby, Lock Haven's
Olsen put up the first try for the
Haven. With a kick from Palillo,
the score was 7-0 in favor of the

put in the last drive, who both
scored within the last 10 minutes
of the game, capping an excellent
effort by the entire team.
Those who wish to witness
their very own Rugby match can
see the Haven take on Villanova
at

1 p.m.

tomorrow at

Men's Soccer

Field Hockey

PSAC Standings

PSAC Standings

PSAC Standings

Overall
League
6-0
10-1-1
5-1
9-2-1
4-0-1
3-2-1
4-8-1
E. Stroudsburg
3-1
3-2
Slippery Rock
2-4
7-4
2-4
1-3-2
West Chester
0-3-2
0-4
0-5
3-8-1
Mansfield*
0-9
�Inaugural season-not eligible for PSAC
Lock Haven

Bloomsburg at Millersville
Slippery Rock at Kutztown
IUP at Edinboro
California at West Chester

Cross Country victorious
HARRIERS from back page

Scoreboard
League
Bloomsburg
Lock Haven
E. Stroudsburg
Shippensburg
Mansfield
Slippery Rock
Millersville

12-0
11-2
9-5
11-2
6-5
10-5
4-9
2- 8
3-9

5-1
4-1
3-2
2-3
2-4
1-4
1-4
1-5

Overall

League

Overall

3-1-2
2-1-1
2-1-1
2-0-1
2-0-1
1-1-1
1-3
0-3-1
0-3

West Chester
E. Stroudsburg
Kutztown
Shippensburg
Bloomsburg

California
Lock Haven
Slippery Rock

7-2-2
8-3-2
9- 1-1
8-3-2
8-4-2
10- 1-2
6-6
6-7-1
5-7

Saturday

Mansfield at Shippensburg
E. Stroudsburg at IUP
Slippery Rock at Lock Haven
Kutztown at S. Connecicut St.

Bloomsburg at Millersville
Slippery Rock at Kutztown
California at West Chester

Sunday

Sunday
Lock Haven at E. Stroudsburg

Slippery Rock at Ohio Wesleyan
Mansfield at Longwood

Sunday
Lock Haven at E. Stroudsburg

Cross Country
PSAC Standings
IUP
Shippensburg
Slippery Rock
Lock Haven
California
Clarion
Edinboro

PSAC Standings

League
1-0
1-0
1-0

Overall

0-1
0-1
0-1

4-1

E. Stroudsburg
West Chester
Mansfield
Cheyney
Bloomsburg

12-5
21-3
18-3
12-10
6-14
8-8

Edinboro
IUP
Clarion
Slippery Rock
Lock Haven
California
East
Kutztown
West Chester
Millersville
E. Stroudsburg
Shippensburg

East

East Region

Cheyney

14-5
14-5
6-10
8-11
3-19
0-10

1. Millersville
2. Edinboro
3. Shippensburg
4. Wheeling Jesuit

5. Kutztown
6. Lock Haven
7. Slippery Rock
8. IUP
9. Bloomsburg
10. Alderson Broaddus

Kutztown
Millersville

Saturday
Bloomsburg at Millersville
Cheyney at E. Stroudsburg
IUP at Edinboro
Lock Haven at California
Slippery Rock at Shippensburg
Mansfield at Kutztown

West Chester at Clarion

1. IUP
2. Clarion

Friday & Saturday
PSAC Crossover at West Chester
Kutztown, Shippensburg, Lock Haven,
West Chester, Edinboro, IUP

PSAC Crossover at Cheyney
E. Stroudsburg, Cheyney, Millersville,

California, Clarion, Slippery Rock

3. Kutztown
4. Edinboro
5. Millersville
6. Shippensburg
7. Bloomsburg

8. Wheeling Jesuit
9. Slippery Rock

10. W. Virginia Wesleyan

the West

Branch Fields.

Should student-athletes receive preferential treatment in the classroom?
Let's face it, if I am a

say that student-athletes at
LHU or any other school
receive preferential treatment
in class, but there are cases
where athletes are given the
benefit of the doubt because it's
in the best interest of the team,
the university, and the alumni.
This may not apply to
schools such as LHU, because
we have only Division II status,
except for wrestling.

who knows anything about the
subject helping this athlete, the
athletic department is hot on
athletic department, I want to the trail of ways to avert the sitbe supporting teams that have a uation. Soon enough, the star
chance to win and continue to athlete is making the grade and
win. Who wants to shovel helping the team win, which
money into something that keeps the fans in the seats, and
the alumni money in the hands
doesn't work?
What this creates then is of the university.
pressure on the team to succeed
Case In Point: A bit of
both on the field and in the news to go along with this is
classroom to stay academically from a friend of mine that
eligible. After all, you're no attends Division I Seton Hall
good for the team if you're not University where basketball is
on the field.
the school's "cup of tea" so to
let's
But
just suppose that a speak. He shared a class three
star athlete on a competing years ago with a promising
team is struggling in a class sophomore basketball player.
during the season. In addition The class was an introduction
to having any available tutor to sports administration in

Jaralai Powell

letes like Sixers' guard Allen
Iverson
who supposedly
forced his way into a
Philadelphia apartment threatening two men with a gun and
getting away with it. That's

He Said
Scott Evans
Sports Editor
I'm not going to sit here and

Sports Editor
I don't really know if preferential would be the right
word to use. I certainly agree
that in Division I there are
some questionable incidents,
but I don't think that is goes
across the board.
Do you really think that the
University of Florida is going
let quarterback Rex Grossman
fail a class so that he'll be
ineligible to play for them?
No, I don't think so.
But that just goes along
with the big professional ath-

wealthy alumnus and I want to
contribute to my alma mater's

where it starts.
I am completely against
"giving" grades to athletes
because I know how unfair it
must be to be on the other
side; but I think that non-athletes fail to look at it from an
athlete's stance. Sure everyone thinks that being an athlete, especially for Division I,
is full of perks, but it really
isn't.
When you look at what an
athlete goes through to play
their sport, you might feel a
little more sympathetic.
I looked at a Michigan

passed on his own, but who
wants to take a chance when a
sure thing stares you in the
young player never face.
removed his headphones from
Even before the student-athhis ears that semester and manlete gets on campus, he or she
aged to scrounge out a "C" for may already be riding a little
the course.
Not exactly the higher than other students. In
optimal grade a person wants, the case of Portland Trailblazer
but for not removing your headforward Rasheed Wallace, he
phones, I'd take the "C."
scored somewhere between 400
My point isn't that studentand 600 on his SAT, depending
athletes get the grades for nothon where your source of inforing, but compared to my friend mation comes from, upon his
who worked hard in that class arrival to play for the
to earn a "B," it's very discourUniversity of North Carolina.
aging to know that a classmate There's no way in hell a student
did close to nothing and still hoping to walk the campus at
passed because he was an athChapel Hill would be considlete. I'm sure if the athlete ered with SAT scores like that.
applied himself, he would have But being the basketball powerwhich the
be the
Director.
promising
to

instructor happened

university's Athletic
Needless to say, the

State training schedule, just to because they don't want to
see what is expected from work hard. Their sport is what
them and they basically have their life revolves around, and
their days planned out for playing a sport is nothing but
them in and out of season. hard work.
From 6 a.m. team lifting, to 4
I do think those questionp.m. practice to a 6 p.m. team able incidents in Division I
dinner, all the way through should be stopped because the
bottom line is that it isn't fair.
study hall until 9 p.m.
I think some people might But it isn't like that at all
change their attitude if they Division I schools.
I too have a friend who
spent a day doing what these
goes to a Division I school.
athletes do.
Maybe they get free stuff He is an athlete at the
or free education, but all that University of Notre Dame.
came from hard work. No one And when he did poorly in a
came up to them in high class no one went around
school when they were sitting changing the grade. He stayed
on their butt to offer them a there for the summer to retake
the class in order to be eligible
scholarship.
Yet people go around to run this year.
But guess what? Sports
thinking that athletes get
are what most universities
treatment
"preferential"

revolve around. It isn't right at
all, but if powerhouses like
Ohio State or Oklahoma didn't
recruit the best for their football teams, what would everybody do on Saturdays?
The level of competition
would plummet and no one
would want to watch it.
Everyone hates it, but if there
weren't any athletes there
wouldn't be half as many students attending college. It's
sad, but it's true.
Either way athletes are in
some way getting more of an
education than they would if
no one ever gave them a
chance. Maybe it's unfair to
the people who have to sit in
the same class at Seton Hall
next to the kid with the headphones, but that isn't stopping

Good this weekend to all Bald Eagle sports teams!

house that UNC is, the promising Philadelphia native was
heading south, where it will go

down as just another great
recruiting effort.
Now look, I love sports, and

much else matters to me
other than my team winning or
losing. When I leave LHU, I
want to leave with a sense of
not

pride and continue to stay close
to the LHU family. And I can
guarantee that if LHU sports
are on a championship level 20
years from now, I'll be sure to
mail that contribution check,
but keep the athletes' heads
above water and make them
earn their grades just like

everyone else. They'll appreciit in the long run.

ate

anyone from getting their own

education.
What people should do is
go on and get their own
knowledge and not worry
about what the athletes are
doing because eventually it is
going to catch up with the
ones who take the chance of a

good education for granted.
The athletes are the ones
who should step and say that
they are going retake a class
they did badly in.
But as far as it goes for the

university, they need their athletes to perform to bring big
revenues in order to keep the
university's athletic program
at the highest possible level.
Like I said before, it's not

right, but for the university,
it's business.

Tonight by
Ken Volte

SBorts

Sports "He
said, She said"

page 11

Football shuts out Cheyney at Homecoming
JoEllen Chesnut

Staff Reporter

Lock Haven added a
third shut out and 12th
straight win to their record
against Cheyney Saturday as
they charged to victory 34-0.
Their

record

season

improves to 3-2, the first
time they've been better
then .500 since 1982.

"We're improving with
every game, every day,"
said Coach Mark Luther.
"The players are starting to
understand what we're
looking for from a play
standpoint. We were the
better football team and it

showed."
The Bald Eagles started
their homecoming victory
less than five minutes and
seven plays into the game
with a 12-yard pass from
Tim Storino finding Justin
Marshall to put Lock Haven
on the board 7-0.

The second quarter scoring began just 16 seconds in
as Rob Carey raced down
the field on a 48-yard punt
return to make the score
Lock Haven 14-0.
With 7:44 left in the
second, the scoring continued with a 36-yard field
goal by Greg Knauss to put
up three more points for the
Bald Eagles.
Maurice Walker rounded off the second quarter
with a one-yard run to bring
Lock Haven up 24-0.
The single score in the
third quarter came with a
five-yard pass from Bill
Witmer finding Adam
Angelici with 1:22 to go.
Lock Haven finished
their scoring with a 37-yard
field goal by Knauss with a
little over 11 minutes left in
the game to make the final
score 34-0.
"We're under a new
pressure we've brought
upon ourselves by win-

ning," said Luther. "We
need to know how to practice and prepare to win as
champions, and that is a
learning experience for us.
we'll
"Hopefully
respond well to this new
pressure," Luther said.
The Bald Eagles return
to action this Saturday as
they face California (Pa)
University in the first game
of the PSAC West conference.

"This game is going to
be a big challenge and a
good reality check for us.
California has great athletes
and a lot of size and speed,"

commented Luther.
"This will be a different
challenge then we've faced
so far this year. We'll need
to slow down their offense
and move the ball well.
"This is the beginning
of our conference, so if we
take strides for the program
and win this will be a turning point."

Photo courtesy of Sports Information

Fans, students and alumni celebrate the 34-0 Homecoming win over Cheyney.

Men's soccer trounces Mercy,
7-0, ties Ship at zero last week
Jared Guest
Staff Reporter

from Ryan Swailes in the
15,n minute.
A minute later Zlatko
Dizdarevic
added one of
The men's soccer team
in
two
the
game. Bill
fell in between the cracks of
Dovas
would
add one
the win-loss column on
before
halftime.
Wednesday as they tied
Joe Leap, Dustin Bixler
Shippensburg 0-0 in double
overtime.
and Ross Evans each added
The PSAC road game a goal a piece to pave the
saw the Haven get off 11 Haven domination.
shots to Ship's (8-4-2, 2-01)13 looks on net.
Paul Maguire had seven
solid saves in goal to keep
the Haven strong.
After dropping one earlier in the week, the Haven
rose to the Homecoming

occasion and took it to
Mercy College in a 7-0 win.
The
Eagles
Bald
jumped out to an early 2-0
lead with the first coming

Br**

Maguire started in net
and teammate Bob Mazzola
finished the remaining 30
minutes, where he had three
saves.
The Bald Eagles (6-7-1,
0-3-1) travel to East
Stroudsburg on Sunday for
a 12 p.m. game.

On Wednesday, the
Huskies of Bloomsburg
make an appearance for a 1
p.m. start.

Photo courtesy of Sports Information

LHU's Zlatko Dizdarevic manuevers
around a defender. He had two goals for
the Haven Saturday.

Field Hockey scores

ghth shut out victory

LOCK HAVEN
The
field hockey team (11-2,
5-1 PSAC) moved up to
No. 2 in the nation and
recorded its eighth shutout
of the season after its 5-0
win over Indiana (Pa.)
University (10-5, 2-4
PSAC) Tuesday.
The Haven offense
dominated the contest,
out-shooting Indiana 29-3
in addition to the five-goal

up LHU's third goal of the
game.
In the second half,
Kellie Kulina posted the
Bald Eagles' fourth goal
unassisted in the 44th
minute, and a scramble at
the edge of the arc at the
end of the game lent itself
to a strike into the back of
the cage by Sara Segerlin
with just five seconds
remaining.
Indiana keeper Monica
Kling stopped 15 Haven
shots on goal, while LHU

-

victory.

Nikki Sweger opened
scoring in the sixth
one
minute,
sending

through to the back of the
cage after a scramble in
front drew the keeper out
of position.
The Haven then scored
on its first two penalty
corner attempts, the first
on a pass from Erika Grap
at the top of the arc down
to the corner to a waiting
Jen DeNault who chipped

it into the goal. On the
second penalty corner, the
Bald Eagles sent the ball
to the weak side then a
pass inside from Nikki
Sweger to Erika Grap set

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oIleyball records first PSAC win

Jaralai Powell
Sports Editor
The volleyball team
recorded their first PSAC
victory on Tuesday defeating California 3-1. The
Bald Eagles also went 2-1
over the weekend hosting
the Lock Haven Classic.
The Bald Eagles (6-14, 1-4
PSAC) defeated Merrimack
College, 3-1 and Catawba
College, 3-2. They later fell
to Mercy College, 3-0.
Sophomore outside hitter, Kelly Kostelich led the
offense over California
with 33 assists and sophomore outside hitter Kristi
Kauffman helped with five
service aces.
On the defensive end,
Amanda
sophomore
Snyder led with. 19 digs.
Sophomore outside hitter,.

—

Stubblefield recorded just
one save and picks up her
seventh shutout.

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Patty Oslislo had 13 kills and three service aces to
while junior middle hitter lead the team. Bebee and
Beth Hackenberg tallied ten Hackenberg each had ten
kills in the Haven victory.
kills in the middle.
the
over
Kostelich wasa catalyst
In
win
Merrimack on Friday, again for the Haven
Kauffman led with 20 kills, offense; she had 47 assists
five service aces and 12 and 27 digs,
Later in the day, the
digs.
Freshman middle hitter, Bald Eagles lost to Mercy
Kelly Bebee had a team College in three games,
high of five blocks. She Kauffman had ten kills and
also had seven kills in the 14 digs in the loss while
match while Hackenberg sophomore outside hitter
posted nine kills and five Oslislo tallied seven kills,
had 23 assists and
digs.
Kostefich i&:m]jB& VfUigs: Snyder also had
for the offense with 49 dags in the effort.
assists, while sophomore
The volleyball team
Kelly Wengerter was strong travels to West Chester
in the back row tallying a University today to take on
Shippensburg at 3 p.m.
team high 16 digs.
Early Saturday after- Saturday they play West
noon the team defeated Chester at 1 p.m. and
Catawba in five games. Kutztown at 6 p.m. Then
Kauffman was strong again on Tuesday they travel to
for the Haven on attack Slippery Rock for a 7 p.m.
recording 27 kills, 32 digs match-up.

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Women's soccer hands Ship first PSAC loss Harriers win LHU Invitational
scored on Brooke Rangi
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Scott Evans

give the Haven
In the Kutztown (6-3Sports Editor
win,
2-0
win.
2, 2-3-0 PSAC)
the
Sophomore-transfer
LHU opened an early 1-0
lead on a goal from senior goalie Heather Ireland
The women's soccer
her sixth
defender Erika Schneider registered
team went 2-0 in PSAC
victory
shutout
of the
in the fifth minute.The
play, defeating Kutztown
the
with
three
saves.
foot of year
assist came off
2-0 on Friday, and
The Haven busted
forward Katie
senior
1-0
Shippensburg
(9-3-0, 3Shippensburg's
Taylor. The game proved
Wednesday.
PSAC)
winner.
undefeated
to be game
1-0
The victories brought
The
Bald
Eagles bubble with the 1-0 win
the team (10-1-1, 6-0
on Ship's David See
added a goal in the 73 rc
PSAC) from 16th in the
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match will be on Sunday,
when they travel to East
Stroudsburg for a pivotal
PSAC match up at 2 p.m.

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