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Friday, October 2, 1992

Concerns of environmental pollution prompts fuming opinions

Dike-Levee project fuels local debate
by Kenneth Newquist
Eagle Eye News Editor

"The people of Lock Haven will be very, very happy [about the
dike-levee] when the water comes up again and that is a fact."
- Robert Yowell, director ofthe area's flood authority

Every small town in the country
has an issue that instantly polarizes
its population. For Lock Haven that
issue is the concrete serpent currently working its way up Water Street:
the dike-levee flood protection project.
According to Robert Yowell, director of the Lock Haven Area Flood
Authority, the purpose of the dikelevee project is to protect Lock
Haven from devastating floods such
as the one generated by Hurricane
Agnes in 1972.
The flood waters drenched the
town, causing millions of dollars
worth of damage. The project was
approved several years ago and a
$4.6 million bond issue was floated
to pay for the town's portion of the
costs. Now some of Lock Haven citizens are fighting the project.
The opposition is claiming that the
possible environmental damage and
the project's $86.4 million total price
tag outweigh its possible benefits.
The federal government is paying for
the remainder of the project's costs,
and the project's first three phases
have been contracted out.
Yowell explained that when the
dike-levee is completed, its 36+ feet
walls will be able to hold back flood
waters from a 200 year flood. A 200 The dike-levee construction
year flood, which has a one half per- (photo by Travis Prebble).
cent chance of occurring each year,

is advancing on the Jay Street Bridge along Water Street

'would have flood waters cresting three
feet below the top of the dike.
The dike-levee project is currently
slowly moving up Water street. Pizza
City and Thrifty-Swifty, two stores
frequented by students, were recently
closed to make way for the project's
continued construction.
The University will be losing its commuter
parking lot to the project in the coming
months. The University is currently
exploring options to build new parking
to replace the lost lots.
In opposition to the project, five
council members, including a new
mayor, were elected last year on a
"Clean Sweep" platform that promised
to do everything in its power to stop
the project. There are two council
members who support the dike-levee.
One of the key battle grounds over
the project is possible toxic pollution
from the abandoned Drake Chemical
site downtown. Robert Bravard, one
of the Clean Sweep councilmembers,
believes that the flood waters held
back by tlw dike-levee will force the
water table up through the surface, carrying Drake's toxic contaminants with
it.
Alfred Hoberman, a former council
member and associate professor of
chemistry, physics and geoscience at
the University, believes that Bravard's
concern is impossible. He said that the
levee was designed with 'Sp)ecial features that cut through the water table,
reducing the flow from the river to the
water table.
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University trustees prepare for the future
Dr. Bruce Young, president of the Lock
Craig Dean Willis.
The increase is a 6 percent one over last Haven chapter of the Association of Pennyear, with a record total of 3,921 students for sylvania State College and University Fathe fall 1992 semester, about 1,400 more culty (APSCUF), said that due to the University's "financial constraints," there is a
than 10 years ago.
Due to high enrollment figures, the Uni- higher number of temporary faculty teaching
Due to a lack of state funding, the University is beginning to plan for its economic versity will not be allowed to enroll many classes. The result being larger classes, he
said.
students for the Spring 1993 semester.
future.
"We cooperated as best we could with the
Because of funding cutbacks, University
administrators told the Council of Trustees
last Friday they need to prepare for financial "We do need to prepare for leaner times."
trouble down the road.
- Dr. Dean Phelps, v.p. offinance and administration
"We do need to prepare for leaner times,"
said Dr. Dean Phelps, vice president for finance and administration.
"Our enrollment is now frozen," said large number of students we have this year,"
Phelps attributed the money woes to a 3.5 Willis.
said Young.
percent reduction in state aid to the State
Young reported that only four faculty
Since the University's Williamsport CenSystem of Higher Education (SSHE) schools ter recently closed, those figures were not members were promoted this year. "We
and of future cutbacks. Fees for housing and included.
were disappointed because not many profood could also be hiked.
The trustees also reported that the Uni- motions were given out," said Young.
Although funding is decreasing, student versity is working with an operating budget
Young also said a committee has been
enrollment is increasing.
for 1992-93 totaling some $34 million, formed to determine "the real cost of ath"Enrollment is at its highest ever in the which includes $24 million for salaries and letics."
history of the University", said President benefits.
In other business, Council;
by Lynn Ney
Eagle Eye News Editor

*Approved the following faculty and staff
retirements; Dr. William Reich, 25 years
in the English department; Dr. Harvey
Sterns, 20 years as professor and department chairman of Elementary and
Secondary Education; and Floyd Dick, ten
and a half years as a custodian in the
maintenance department.
•Approved purchase orders for equipment,
supplies, services and construction for
the University in the amount of
$4,214,258.90 from July 1, until Sept.l,
of 1992.
•Approved $940,829.77 in purchase orders from March 19, until June 30, 1992.

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NEWS

Friday .October 2,1992

Police Beat Columbus conquers Americas
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by Sue Heintzelman
Eagle Eye Features Editor

Eagle Eye News Reporter
Law Enforcement is still investigating
many cases of harassment by communication. These are being received by students
in the residence halls.
Assault: Sept. 27 - Two students reported an assault which took place in
town. The one student was struck in the
face by an unknown assailant. Ther were
no serious injuries suffered. This case was
handled by Lock Haven Police.
Flag stolen: Sept. 25 -An LHU flag
was stolen from a light pole near Akely
Hall. Anyone with any information pertaining to this case, please call Law Enforcement.
Theft: SepL 25 - A student reported
money being stolen from his residence
hall. This case is still being investigated.
Shoplifting: Sept. 24 -A student was
caught shoplifting in the convenient store
at Pete's Arena. The student was, apprehended and made restitution.

October 12 will mark the 500th anniversary of Columbus' discovery of America and the West Indies. But, researcher
Keith Bildstein told the audience on Sept.
25, Columbus made more than one trip to
investigate the New World
Of Columbus' three trips to the New
World, Bildstein focused on his second trip,
in which he took 17 ships and over 1,200
men. Bildstein's speech, entitled "14921992: What 500 years of European Settlement has Done to Columbus' Carribean,"
focused on the changes and similarities of
the West Indies since the discovery five
centuries ago.
On his second voyage to America, Colombus intended to colonize the area but,
according to Bidlstein, he forgot two important things - women and scientists.
Although some islands' original beauty
remains, civilization has taken over and begun polluting the area.

Keith Bildstein discusses aspects of his Columbus speech with Dr. Catherine Harlbut, of
the University's bioscience department (photo by Susan Heintzelman).

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Dr. Carl Carnein, a professor in Hoberman's department and a member of the
Council's environmental impact committee,
agreed that the flood water would not force
the water to the surface, but explained that
he believed that the threat of contamination
was very real.
In Carnein's opinion, the the Army
Corps of Engineers had underestimated the
size of the toxic plume and that because the
toxins could be much closer to the levee,
there could be a much greater the chance of
pollution.
The Environmental Protection Agency is
planning on cleaning up the Drake site by
building an incinerator to burn the top soil
clean before establishing a pump filter that
would clean area water for the next 40
years.
Yowell countered the Clean Sweepers'
argument by saying that there was only a
chance that the Drake site situation would
be made worse by the levee, while the project would stop a number of more devastating pollutants during a flood.
Yowell explained that if a large flood
were to hit an unprotected Lock Haven it
would smash such things as oil and gasoline tanks, polluting the river and the
town. Yowell said he felt that the council
never intended to clean up the Drake site
and that with the dike-levee project, the
town would be gaining protection from

flood waters and the cleaning up of the
Drake site. Yowell stated that he felt that
the majority council members were using
scare tactics that were based on speculations rather than facts. He said that "the
people of Lock Haven will be very, very
happy [about the dike-levee] when the water comes up again and that is a fact"
The Clean Sweepers don't agree.
Bravard said that the council has hired a
Washington D.C. lawyer to stop the project
on legal grounds. According to Bravard,
the contract that binds the town to the dikelevee promises tc stop construction if the
project would do more harm that good.
Yowell believes that the lawsuit filed by
the council will not stop construction, only
slow it down. He said that the council's opposition to the project is only costing the
town more money.
The Clean Sweepers are also concerned
that if the flood were to top the levee, that
the resulting water would become trapped
behind the dike. Yowell countered this argument by saying that the Authority would
just have to open certain gates or even
plow a few select holes through the dike to
release the water. Both sides are continuing their city dividing fight at all costs.
The city wants the levee stopped. But nothing short of a court order will halt construction.

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Eagle Eye Features Editor'
A small health scare hit the University on
Tuesday, when several students and three
infirmary staff were referred to Jersey Shore
Hospital to test for exposure to a hazardous
cleaning agent, according to Leota Lauer,
evening supervisor at the hospital.
"There was no health hazard to the rest of
the campus," said Deborah Jackson, the
University's director of public relations..
"There was really no danger to those exposed because of the minute amount of time
they were exposed. It was just a precautionary measure to have students
checked," she said.

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A classroom of chemistry students watches quietly as a highly unstable experiment
progresses before their eyes. Then, the reaction begins to unravel, unleashing energy
in a destructive blue-white flare. The students flinch, but the destruction is confined
to the image projected by one of the University's new multimedia computers.
The two computers, purchase for $30,429
earlier this year, combine the technologies
of the compact disc (CD) player, the photo
copier, the laser disc player, the stereo, the
television and computer to create a range of
high tech options. One computer, or platform, is based on Apple's Macintosh technology while the other is based on IBM
equipment.
Both the CD drive and the laser disk
players work like their standard counterparts. Their major advantage is that they
can store a large inventory of fixed photos,
moving images, record sounds and varioius
text.
A large portion of the $30,000 price
tag went toward purchasing those inventories. As a result, everything from bioscience to Greek tragedy can be found on
the disks.
Among the options created by the multimedia computers is the ability to create intricate slide presentations drawing on the
sights, sounds and text stored on the computers compact disc memories. Teachers
could take an image from a laser disc movie, combine it with text from a CD encyclopedia, and then project it onto a screen
for up to 250 students to see.
Dr. Ohara-Mayes, an associate professor
of chemistry, physics and geoscience and
one of the first teachers to take advantage of
the new computer, explained that "multimedia essentially allows you to become a
production person."
The actual routine developed by the
teacher will range from something as simple
as a slide show to an intricate presentation
using all of the device's tools.
Dr. Mary Pursell, vice president of academic affairs, said that the multimedia

"touches into the auditory and visual senses," something that normal lectures have difficulty doing. Pursell, who has a doctorate
in genetics from Penn State and was a biology teacher, said students learn more when
they are exposed to sight, sound and lecture
rather than just straight lecture.
To a certain extent, the same results that
the multimedia computers produce could be
found in a packaged slide show or in a wild
life video. The real key to multimedia, according to O'Hara-Mayes is its speed. The
systems allow teachers to create their own
programs and transfer them to their classrooms in a fraction of the time it would take
them to search for a video or slide show that
exactly met their course objectives.
At the same time, the multimedia platforms allow teachers to access vast fields of
information directly from their classrooms.
If a student stumped a teacher about a certain type of drama, the teacher could type a
string of commands into the platform and a
complete record of the drama would appear
on screen. The record would include a video clip of the acting, a voice recording and
supporting text, all in a matter of minutes.
A few keystrokes can produce information
that would take hours to find conventionally.
O'Hara-Mayes said that the multimedia
computers could be used in just about every
class on campus. She explained that language teacher could show exactly how certain cultures speak, while a psychologist
could present a detailed case study, all on
the
multimedia
computer. Chemistry
teachers could detail experiments too dangerous or unstable to be performed by students. The possibilities, she explained, are
practically unlimited.
The movement of the new computers into
the classrooms is going to take time. Pursell
explained that one of the major problems
slowing down the movement is that many
teachers and administration members do not
realize the potential of the new technology.
Pursell stressed that even though some are
intimidated by the new technology, many
professors are excited about expanding their
teaching beyond just words on a black
board.
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4 EagleEye Friday, October 2,1992

OPINION/EDITORIAL

Editorial column..

Computer illiteracy may cause problems with new system
The computer network is up, as we've
all learned either through first hand experience or through this publication. For the
past year, we have been heralded with the
advantages that this technology provides
for the University as a unified, functioning
organism.
The first tangible sign of the impending
networking of LHU came during spring semester, 1992 when the Dynix Owl-byte
system went on-line (this is the system that
handles the Stevenson library on-line catalog). As more progress was made, and
more concrete was moved for fiberoptic
cables, computer labs started popping up
in the residence halls.
So, where are all the advantages?
As it stands, we now have the capability
to send and receive electronic mail (email) between students and faculty. This,
per se, is an incredible advantage, but only
if it is utilized. The construction and use
of the network requires time - time to learn
the commands, time to learn network etiquette, and time to learn how to turn on a
computer. How much time are the potential users of this technology willing to dedicate to learning an entirely new world?
TTiere are still faculty members that
haven't taken the time to learn how Aspen
works, leaving students in a bind when
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their messages aren't received until it's "too
late." No one could possibly convince me
that these same people are going to leap for
joy knowing that they must learn a new
way of doing things.
Through use of the network, students can
access programs that they would normally
access by traveling to the Akeley computer
lab. By way of the network server Falcon,
students can access programming compilers, a statistical application system, and
mathematica (according to the Fall Semester 1992 issue of The Bridge). What does
this mean, you ask? This means that the
same people who always used the Akeley
lab will be using the computer network:
Comp Sci majors. Certainly, average students will be able to utilize spreadsheets
and databases through the network, but that
only serves to provide an even greater
amount of learning and a greater amount of
time.
Don't worry. Those who wish to have
network access will be buried in manuals. I
was informed of this when I traveled to
fifth floor Robinson to pick up an account
request form. This comment stemmed from
a line of questions that I had been asking
concerning the Internet, a world-wide network that will be made available to students
by way of the SSHEnet and PREPnet systems. I had asked about access to File
Transfer Protocol (FTP) sites. FTP sites are
locations where files are available for retrieval, an example being that I spent most
of my summer vacation transferring files
from Germany, Norway, Switzerland, and
Finland to my home cornputer via Penn
State University's Internet access. My
questions concerned whether or not students would be given access to this service.
The reply? "I don't know." If it becomes
available, will I be charged for that service
on a one-time payment or will I be paying

depending on the amount of data that I
transfer? "I don't know. Don't worry,
you'll be getting plenty of manuals - you'll
learn with the rest of us."
I am eagerly awaiting the connection with
Internet. What I am not eagerly awaiting is
the period of trial and error that will result
once the Usenet message conferences of Internet become open to the general student
populace here. The system will end up being overloaded with questions from confused students and answers from irate net
users, telling the confused students that they
should perhaps get a copy of the Frequently
Asked Questions (FAQ) list before wasting
bandwidth. If they ask "Where is the
FAQ," they are likely to be flamed.
Already, those of you who are not netliterate have encountered two very common
terms that are practically required in order
to understand the net and its inhabitants:
bandwidth and flame. An entirely new vocabulary will be introduced, and, to suc-

cessfully navigate the net, each student will
have to learn it.
Let's face it, a hefty percentage of students and faculty are intimidated by computers. What are the possible solutions?
Help is readily available for faculty, who
are also receiving training in network usage. The students are left with their manuals and, hopefully, a chance to call somebody who can help. Perhaps networking,
and telecommunications in general, should
become a part of classes like Introduction to
Computers and Programming, where students can get hands-on training and instant
access to a knowledgeable faculty member.
What this all amounts to is an incredible
investment of time. My fear is that very
few people will be willing to devote that
time to learning about computer communications. With such little usage, will the network survive?
Travis Prebble,
Photography Editor

Feminist expresses views on male logic
and he may not even feel it is necessary to
act like a crazed animal in heat. But if a
group of these "harmless" men get together
then testosterone presides. They act as
O.K. I just have to get it off my chest...the though they've been living on Planet X and
male mentality never ceases to amaze me. have never seen the female form. They feel
Time and time again I have been the inno- compelled to gawk and make noises only to
cent victim of men's out-of-control testoste- be heard at the Philadelphia Zoo.
Even in public places these cretins cannot
rone levels. Maybe I don't speak for all
be avoided. Countless times my sister and I
women, but probably most.
In the twenty years that I've been here, I have walked into bars so smoky that it is
have only one question which quite possi- impossible to see 20 feet ahead, let alone
bly may never be answered. Do men act breathe. Believe it or not, there's always
like pigs and make fools of themselves be- one inebriated soul that stumbles upon us
cause they are sincerely hoping to attract and tries to break the ice by saying, "My,
women? Or is it some innate behavior over what is that fine fragrance you're wearing?"
which they have no control? I suppose men Pul-ease! That's about as uncreative as
"Hey, babe, what's your sign?"
themselves are just as clueless.
This pitiful attempt has been used so
For example, why is it I that cannot walk
down the street alone without being cajoled many times that we now retort "flatus"
by a carload of pubescent imbeciles? Do when inquired about our cologne. The joke
they honestly think I will be impressed by is on them but sadly enough they're too lost
the beat-up Chevette they're driving? And to realize it.
I am so bewildered by male logic that
it is inevitable that these jerks will go off on
their horn, hang their wagging tongues out I've asked my friend. Chuck, about it in
the window, and scream something as pro- hopes of gaining insight (no, not all men
found as "nice tits!" Oh, yes! Please pull are creeps, only about 99%). Chuck agreed
over, stat., so you can ravage me on the that most men are dogs but didn't think I
should complain. He said, "Look at all of
roadside! Not!
If I happen to walk past a construction the fringe benefits of being female- you
site. Lord help me. For the most part one never get carded, never get tickets, etc." I
construction worker may appear harmless. said, "Yes, Chuck, that may be true but men
are the ones easy enough to fall for it."
Christina Valdez

Case closed.
Well guys, maybe you are the rare 1%
that I've been hoping to find. However, if
you are the majority and you're still not
comprehending all of this then I have a few
suggestions (then again, you may enjoy
spending your Saturday nights with ignoramuses like yourself, a case of Old Mud,
and "Rosey-Palm").
First, what ever happened to good, oldfashioned sincerity? An honest "Hi. I like
you and want to get to know you better,"
works much better than "nice tits." Also it
is much more creative. For the more emotionally advanced, women love romance.
Flowers and candy, although cliche, are
sure to make a woman's heart melt.
Secondly, a little chivalry and common
sense does wonders. Women are not impressed by how many times you can use
f#*k in a sentence. We have far more respect for men that refrain from using foul
language in the presence of ladies. Save it
for male-bonding night at the booty bar. Of
course brownie points are gained by opening car doors, giving up your jacket, and
things of that nature.
All in all, women like men that have honesty, integrity, and a sense of self-worth.
No matter how attractive a person is, the
packaging can only go so far. As the saying goes, you attract more bees with honey
than vinegar.

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Will you please SHUT-UP!
Travis Prebble
Romance is in the air at LHU. Everywhere you go, there is a contented couple
engaged in conversation, mutual adoration,
tonsil hockey - you name it.
This is all well and good. I am not bothered by the happiness of others. I am not
bothered by a hand-holding couple skipping
across the lawns (and eventually tripping
over the chains). What I am bothered by is
that percentage of couples that engage
themselves in that most wretched form of
communication: baby talk.
Those of you not familiar with the terminology, take heed. Baby talk is that method
of speech used when trying to communicate
pleasure to a number of subjects: small children, pets, cars, and, occasionally, bartenders. It is one of the most demeaning forms
of communication that I have ever had the
displeasure of hearing, and some of you actually like it.'
"Oh poopsie, what's wrooong? Is it
something that I did? Huh? Whassamatterrr?" I'm sorry, but a sentence like that
simply makes me do the peristaltic wave,
and all of a sudden, I've got pizza soup on
my plate.
The worst part is, the verbal abuse
doesn't stop there. , In an attack of frustration, you begin to feel like there aren't
enough pronouns and adjectives with which
to describe your mate, whether that person
be a mate-for-one-night, a mate-for-onenight-and-possibly-a-light-breakfast, or a
mate-for-the-rest-of-my-natural-life-oh-myGod-what-have-I-gotten-myself-into. Thus,
the pet name was created.
Poopsie, Boopsie, Toots, Sugar Bottoms,
Sugar Lips, Sugar Hips, Two Lumps of
Sugar, Dumpling, Lovey-umpkins, Baby,
Baby Cakes, Baby Twinkles, Snookums,
Peaches, Pears, Pineapples, Darling, Honey
(or Hon), Oh Beloved Master of My Destiny - the list goes on - Sweetie, Sweetums,
Sweet Stuff, Sweet Cheeks, Moo Moo,
Snuggle-Bunny, Squeaker, Silly Girl (or
Guy, depending), Cutie, Cutie Pie, Doll the list gets sick - Stud, Dominatrix, Daddy,
Mommy. Who comes up with these things?
I'm beginning to believe that there was
some form of medication that I was never
given as a child. Perhaps it came from red
M&Ms.
Sometimes, the adoration gets a little out
of hand as the baby-talkers turn poetic.
Suddenly, I am surrounded by would-be

pop lyricists spouting lines like, "You are
the sun that brightens my day and the moon
that guides me by night through my journey
of life. I hold you sacred as a Hindu does a
Big Mac, sesame seed bun and all. Before I
met you, my life was empty, devoid of purpose, direction, but now, you have become
my cause and my dashboard compass.
Sure, I had lots of money before I met you but I would gladly give the riches of the
world just to spend one more minute in
your presence. I live to worship at the altar
of your feet, to lick the jam from your heavenly toes with my undeserving tongue."
Actually, that doesn't sound too bad. Perhaps I'll try it on my girlfriend and see what
happens (keep your eyes open for a murder
in the police report).
Understandably, sometimes we find ourselves in moods where all of this makes
sense, but then we start spewing lines that
just aren't true.
"I think about you every second of my
being." You may think that this is an incredibly flattering comment, but take time
to see what it entails. This means that the
person thinks about you while sleeping,
studying, performing bowel movements,
coughing up phlegm, bleeding, et cetera.
Put in that context, the statement takes on a
wholly new and disgusting aspect.
"Without you, I am nothing." When I
hear this one, I immediately picture the
speaker in an odd situation. "I'm sorry, but
it's over, I'm breaking up with you
(poof!)." To date, I have never once disappeared after a break-up. Although, some
break-ups have been so incredibly hellish
that a disappearance would have been a
treasured asset.
"I don't care that you were once institutionalized for mass murdering twenty nuns
with your bare hands. I still love you." If
you hear this line, be wary. Chances are
that the person saying it is wanted in twenty
different countries for choking hamsters
with chocolate sprinkles and then dancing
in a rectangular pattern around an image of
Elvis Presley.
My purpose today was twofold. First, it
was to let all you aural offenders know just
what you are doing to the rest of the world.
Second, this column serves as a warning.
Do not let yourselves deteriorate to this
state! Save the names for the pets, because
your mate deserves more respect than your
dog.
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Vote Snoopy for President
Brad Mendenhall
WARNING: This column may offend a
whole lot of people. To those who dislike
the opinions expressed in said column, I
would like two things noted. First, this is
only what I think and you have a perfect
right to disagree. Second, I have a sturdy
tennis racquet and know how to use it for
self-defense.
I was talking with a friend of mine and he
asked me a disturbing question. "Have
you registered to vote? ' he queried.
This is a subject I have been trying to
avoid, but must finally face. Now that I
am 18 years old, I have a chance to choose
who will lead this country for the next four
years. The only problem is that I don't
really have a lot of faith in either of the
two presidential candidates. Actually, I
wouldn't trust Bush or Clinton enough to
allow them to play alone wilh I^ggo
blocks, much less the nation's economy.
First, let us take a look at Mr. Bush and
his trusty side-kick, Dan (if that is his real
name) Quayle. The biggest problem with
these two is that they really don't seem to
have a real good idea what America is
thinking. An example of this would be
how, when talking to an injured victim of
the LA. riots. Bush compared the destruction and despair that had taken place to
water damage recently incurred on his vacation home.
This, of course, is nothing compared to
the fantasy world the Vice-President is living in. Quayle has picked a fight with a
woman who (I know that this is hard to believe) DOES NOT EXIST. An even scarier fact is that Quayle is losing this fight
and doesn't seem to realize it.
This is not to say that Mr. Clinton and Mr.
Gore appear to be a much better choice.
Granted, they have not made fools of
themselves as often as the incumbent candidates, but their opponents also had a four
year head start. Besides, Clinton keeps reminding me of a friendly uncle I had that
was always borrowing money from my
parents. He was all smiles and pleasantness until he ran off to Texas with all the
money he borrowed (read: stole).
Gore, on the other hand, is over-shadowed
by his wife. Tipper. Mrs. Gore is notorious for her fight for censorship and having
one of the dumbest first names in politics

(she was beaten out by a former first lady
with the name Lady Bird).
For a little while, there seemed to b^ hope
for the helpless voter in the form of a short
man with big ideas and huge ears. The
man was known as H. Ross Perot. This
person had the fantastic idea of running
without the support of either of the major
parties. He did, however, have the support
of a personal fortune that equaled about 3
billion dollars.
If Perot had stayed in the election, I and
many people I know would have voted for
him. Not because he was a great candidate, but because it would have sent a message to the two Great and Mighty Parties
that the American public was tired of being forced to choose between these (and I
mean this in the nicest way) Weenies. Unfortunately, Perot dropped out of the election and has not officially re-enetered.
Take heart, America, hope is not yet lost.
The idea Perot planted in our minds can
still grow. What I am suggesting is that we
start a write-in campaign for a candidate so
ludicrous that the leaders in Washington
will have to take notice.
Think about it, if the Republican leaders
see that someone like Madonna can take a
sizable chunk of votes, they might start to
think about nominating candidates who
can spell the name of most house-hold vegetables correctly.
Now comes the big question: who should
we write-in for? Well, it just so happens
that I have a list of people who might make
Washington think twice about who they
pick to run the nation.
My picks are: George Carlin, Robert
Plant, Lou Farigno, Casper the Friendly
Ghost, Peter Parker (Spider-Man could be
his running-mate), Cindy Crawford, the
Simpsons, U2, Eddie Van Halen, The
Swedish Bikini Team (I know a lot of guys
who would tune in to see them debate),
Russel Hall, Elvis, The Energizer Rabbit,
Richard Nixon (why not?), Dave Barry, or
Jean-Claude Van Damme (I know he
wasn't born in America, but would you tell
him he couldn't run?).
These are a few of the people who would
make some folks take notice if their names
appeared on the election ballots. If you
have any additions to the list or think you
know who we should write-in for, please
let me know. In the meantime, I'm going
to find out if Snoopy is a declared member
, pf any political party.

FEATURES
Day provides fun for entire family
6 EagleEye Friday, October 2,1992

by B.J. Brothers
Eagle Eye Features Reporter

Students and parents gamble away tuition money at the Blackjack table
(Photo by Terrance Brattford).

Production about
love in the 90 's
Signs advertising "Sex, Lies, and Video Tape; well sort of ..." have abounded
on campus, advertising the University
Players latest production.
"IvOvers and Other Strangers" is the
name of the comedic play which delves
into four different situations, which illustrate various aspects of intimate relationships.
Each situation, subtitled by the names
of the characters, presents a couple in
various stages of the love game.
In the first scene, "Wilma and Johnny," Lisa Fiackos and Neil Brennen play
a married couple engaged in a war of the
sexes centering around who gets to be
'the boss.'
In the second scene, "Mike and Susan," John Teacher reaches new heights,
or are they depths, of imagination while
explaining to Jeannie Clarke why the
wedding is off.
The third installment, "Brenda and Jerry," Linda Bennett experiences the fullest
Saturday night of her life, although it is
questionable if the same can be said for
Ben Clark.
The final offering, "Bea, Frank, Richie, and Joan," provides a peek at two
generations of unmarried couples. The
unhappy family consists of actors Karen
Chack, Dave Mulle, Nathan Lilly and
Charity Bednar.
The production will be presented tonight and tomorrow night at 8 p.m. in the
Countdown Theatre in Sloan Fine Arts
Center. The production is free and open
to the public.

On Saturday Sept. 26, families came from far
and near to visit their sons and daughters, sisters
and brothers. The day included Bentley brunch
and dinner, the LHU soccer game against West
Chester, a performance in the Countdown Theater, and Casino and Karaoke in the Thomas
Field House.
After visiting student's home-away-from-home
and registering at residence halls, the soccer
game between LHU and West Chester began at
12 p.m. LHU won by a score of 6 to 1.
At 2 p.m. in the Countdown Theater, a "bistrolike" performance was held called "Something
Else." This unusual production featured students
and professors who performed their own talents,
from acting and singing, to reading poetry and
excerpts from world renowned literature. Then
the audience was given a chance to participate in
"Comedy Sports." The actors and actresses
formed two teams, and the audience became the
judges.
At 4 p.m. a casino and karaoke were held in
Thomas Field House for the students and their
families. The casino had all types of games.
Blackjack to Roulet. Few people participated in
the karaoke.
Between these events, students could take their
families to Bentley Hall which held its usual Saturday brunch and dinner to give warm welcome
to the families.

Sources of Andrew aid
abound on campus
by Jennifer Secco
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
Approximately a month ago. Hurricane
Andrew swept through Southern Florida
leaving behind despair and destruction.
Since then, various organizations have
made efforts to aid in victim relief. This
University is no exception.
Students, faculty, staff and several organizations such as Haven League, Homecoming Committee and RHA are helping by
contributing canned goods and money to
victims of this disaster.
Wendy Walsh, director of North Hall and
Family Day coordinator, said that last Saturday's Family Day was "very successful."
Half of the proceeds from Casino night,
canned goods, and other essentials that were
collected at Family Day will be sent to Florida for help in the relief effort.
James Reeser, director of alumni/external
relations and Haven League advisor, said
the League is coordinating financial aid for
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"Everyone is doing something," Reeser
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but they need money to help get back on
their feet."
Along with Haven League, the Homecoming Committee will send money collected from the Oct. 8 semi-formal dance to
Florida the week after Homecoming.
Haven League's hope is to get fraternities,
sororities, and University teams to help in
the hurricane relief efforts. Although the
students' contribution is good, Reeser said
the major thrust of money will come from
faculty and University organizations.
Reeser is asking for help from students, faculty, and staff. There are containers on
campus in the C-store, the PUB, and residence halls to collect funds.
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can deposit money in the containers or contact Reeser in Akeley Hall.

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Fri., Oct. 2 : Comedian. Sky
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Strangers" production in Countdown
Theatre, Sloan Fine Arts Building at
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Sat., Oct. 3 : Foreign Language
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in Hall of Flags from 10 a.m. - noon
and 1:15 p.m. -3 p.m.
: "Lovers and Other
Strangers" production in Countdown
Theater at 8 p.m.
Mon., Oct. 5: Art opening in Slaon
Art Gallery at 8 p.m. Runs through
Oct. 30
: Voting for Home• coming King and Queen in Bentley
Dining Hall and Raub Hall
Tbes., Oct. 6: Voting for Home
coming King and Queen in Bentley
Dining Hall and Raub Hall
Wed., Oct. 7: Demonstration of the
multimedia equipment on campus.
Held in Ulmer Planetarium at 4 p.m.
Thur., O c t 8: Fall Pops concert
performed by the LHU Choir in Price
Performance Center at 8 p.m.
{ Semi-formal dance in the
PUB from 8 p.m. - midnight. Homecoming King and Queen will be
crowned.
Fri., Oct. 9: Homecoming. Bon
fire, live band in Jack Hubert Stadium.
Rain location Price Performance
Center.
S a t , O c t 10: Homecdming.
Parade at 10 a.m. Alumni Picnic and
Alumni Cross Country at noon.
: Concert. Bob Dylan
will perform in Thomas Field House
at 8 p.m.
: Testing. GRE testing
in Price Auditorium and Price 205.

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Friday, October 2,1992 EagleEye 7

Community and campus

Orchestra and choir offer musical^ social outlet
by April Miller
Eagle Eye Features Editor
For more than two decades the Lock
Haven Community Orchestra and Chorus
have been entertaining Lock Haven and the
surrounding communities.
The Orchestra, which was established in
1968, is celebrating it silver anniversary this
year. When the Orchestra was first established it was not part of the University,
according to Robert Lynch, director and
founder of both organizations.
Lynch said that when he joined the staff at
Lock Haven University — he serves as the
assistant to the president and director of affirmative action — the Orchestra came with
him to the University as well. When he began at LHU he was asked to incorporate the
Orchestra with the University.
The Chorus, Lynch said, was started three
years later as an outlet for people in the
community to sing.
According to Lynch, the organizations
are not just for students. The members of
the groups are made up of University faculty and students, public school faculty and
students, and other members of the community. Lynch said.
There are doctors, nurses, lawyers, and
even a grave digger among the members.
Lynch said.
Lynch said that two of the main reasons

the Chorus is 85, and there are 60 members
and "still growing" in the Orchestra, according to Lynch.
The Orchestra is joined by members of the
Nittany Valley Orchestra for some of their
programs, which adds 10 to 12 more members mainly in the strings section. Lynch
said that the only problem with this is getting the entire Orchestra on stage at Price.
The Orchestra presents several concerts
per year, including both the fall and spring
commencement ceremonies for the University.
While the Orchestra has only traveled once
since its establishment, the Chorus however
has presented concerts in many other places
in Pennsylvania besides Lock Haven.
The Chorus has also been televised on
WJAC, a television station out of Altoona,
and has made a record called "Let Me Share
My Music."
A video tape of the 1990 Holiday Concert
for both the Orchestra and Chorus has also
been sold in the past.
Lynch said that even though he is part of
Members of the University and community make beautiful music together
the administration at LHU, his education is
(photo by Travis Prebble).
in music, so by directing both the Orchestra
the Chorus, it is his way of keeping muthat students join is that they can't schedule However, for the Orchestra a person must be and
sic
a
part of his life.
University choir, or that they may not have able to play an instrument to University
The Chorus meets Monday evenings from
made the cut to get into the University band standards.
or choir.
Lynch said that there are nine University 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. in Price Auditorium,
The only qualifications that a person must students in the Chorus and 16 in the Or- and the Orchestra meets Tuesday evenings
have for the Chorus is that they can sing. chestra. The total number of members in from 7:30 p.m.to 9:30 p.m. also in Price.

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Homecoming 1992 King

Terry Hogan
Organizition representing
Alpha Chi Rho
Offices held:
Ritual officer
Scholarship chairperson
Year: Senior
Why he wants to be King:
"I would feel privileged to be
selected by the students to represent them. I promise to use my organizational experiences to help
me do my best as king.
Activities involved in:
Alpha Chi Rho
SCC Senator, Social Chairperson, SAC committee
IFC Representative
IM Athletics
Academic Honors:
Jacob Walters Scholarship for
community service
Major: Biology

King and Queen
crowning nears

Terry Hogan

Dana G. Vaughns
Organization representing:
Black Student Union
Offices held:
Sergeant at arms
Year: Junior
Why he wants to be King:
"Personally I feel as though I
can offer anything that comes
with the title of King. 1 also
am running by popular demand for the majority of the
black students here at the
University."
Activities involved in:
Varsity Basketball
Black Student Union
Student Action Committee for
NCAA (Fall 1992)
Academic honors:
Board of Governor's scholarship for academic
achievement
Basketball scholarship
Major: Fine Art

Eric Engle
Organization representing:
Kappa Delta Rho
Offices held:
Kappa Delta Rho Secretary
Risk management
Executive board
Year: Senior
Why he wants to be King:
" I feel that it is a great
honor to represent the
school as well as my
fraternity."
Activities involved in:
KDR
Earth Day Committee
Geoscience Club
Academic Honors:
1991 Achievements
in Geology
Major: Geology

The organized chaos of homecoming weekend is quickly approaching the University. One of the
most prominent features of Homecoming is the election of King and
Queen.
Voting for these two positions will
take place on Oct. 5 and 6 at the following locations:
Bentley Hall: 11 a.m. - 2 p.m.
4 p.m. - 7 p.m.
Raub Hall: 10 a.m. - noon
SCC Business
Office:
all day
The King and Queen will be
crowned Oct. 8 at a semi-formal
dance in the PUB. The dance will
run from 8 p.m.- midnight.
Results of the voting will also be
announced in the Oct 9 edition of the
Eagle Eye.
Rick Huston
Organization representing
Alpha Sigma Phi
Office held: n/a
Year: Junior
Why he wants to be King:
"I am flattered that 1 was nominated and for this reason I
hope to give Alpha Sigma
Phi and the student body a
good representation."
Activities involved in:
Former University third
baseman
Service projects around the
Lock Haven community
Health Science, Athletic
Training and Physical
Education club
Academic honors:
3.0 cumulative average with a
double major
Major: Health Sci./Athletic Training and Health and Phys. Ed.

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Matt Masters
Organization representing:
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Offices held: n/a
Year: Junior
Why he wants to be King:
"Being selected as King
would be a great honor for
both myself and my fraternity."
Activites involved in:
President of B.A.C.C.H.U.S.
(alcohol awareness group)
s e e senator
Vice President for All-Greek
Council
Vice President of Alpha Kappa
Psi (professional business
fraternity)
Major: Management Science
Minor in Spanish

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and Queen Nominees
Homecoming grand
marshals to be elected
Students will have the chance to single out their favorite teachers and personnel on
Oct. 5 and 6 when voting for Homecoming parade grand marshals begins across
campus.
Two grand marshals will be elected by the student body, one representing staff employees and the other representing faculty employees. Voting tables will be open in
Bentley, Stevenson Library and the Parsons Union Building (PUB) Business office at
the following times:
10:30 a.m.- 2 p.m.
* Bentley Hall:
4:30 p.m. - 7 p.m.
1:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.
* Stevenson:
12:30 p.m. - 2 p.m.
*PUB
Voting for the grand marshals is organized and run by Haven League under the
umbrella of the SCC Homecoming Committee.
Chris BOwen, chairperson for the Haven League Grand Marshal committee, said that
there are no requirements for holding the position, and that students should ask themselves "do you feel this person is capable of representing the University?"
The voting tables will have complete lists of faculty and staff names. Students
must have a validated student I.D. in order to vote. Haven league is a campus organization composed of student ambassadors, nominated by the student body, who
serve as liaisons between the University, the students and the outside world.
Lori C. Hawn
Organization representing:
Alpha Sigma Tau
Offices held:
Rush Chairperson
Year: Senior
Why she wants to be Queen:
"I feel it would be an honor to
represent the student body and
my sorority in Homecoming
and would find it an honor to
be nominated the 1992 Homecoming Queen."
Activities involved it:
Elementary Professional
semester
Former two year RA in Russell
Hall
Computer assistant
Alpha Sigma Tau sister
Academic Honors:
OVR scholarship
Major: Elementary Education

Michaele Knaub
Organization representing:
Sigma Kappa
Year: Senior
Why she wants to be Queen:
"1 want to be Queen to represent Sigma Kappa and make
them proud. I'm running for
the sorority and not for myself. It is an honor just to be
nominated."
Activities involved in:
Spanish club treasurer
Sigma Kappa
Studied abroad in Mexico
Academic Honors
3.0 average
Major: Secondary Education
Spanish education

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Amy Paciy
Organization representing:
Zeta Tau Alpha
Year: Senior
Why she wants to be Queen:
"It would be an honor to represent the University and add to
my college experience."
Activities involved in:
Zeta Tau Alpha
SCC Senator
Majorette for three years
Internship at L.H. junior high
peer counselor
Academic Honors:
Psi Chi
Major:
Psychology

Erika Wright
Organization representing:
Black Student Union
Offices held:
Vice-President
Year: Junior
Why she wants to be Queen:
"I would like to become
Homecoming Queen because I
feel as though 1 will be a good
representative for the University. Becoming Queen
would give other culturally
diverse students the belief that
nothing is impossible."
Activities involved in:
Haven League
Black Student Union
LHU Gospel Choir
President Rho Iota Chapter
Academic Honors:

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AnnMarie Tenuto
Organization representing:
Sigma Sigma Sigma
Offices held:
Social Chairperson
Year: Senior
Why she wants to be Queen:
" I would feel greatly honored
if I were chosen Queen by
thestudent body of the University. It would be something I would remember forever."
Activities involved in:
Health Science Club
Sigma Sigma Sigma Social
Chairperson
Academic honors:
none listed
Major: Health Science

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Anthropologist turned
computer whiz
by Rick Bender
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
This week spotlights Don Patterson, director of microcomputers. His job is to make
sure the student used computers
in the computer labs located in
Akeley are in working order.
Patterson said he has held the
position for only four years and,
surprisingly, did not start out in
computer repair.
"1 had a degree in Anthropology, and then I went back to
school for an Associate Degree
in Electronics. I started in computer repair for IBM and Lock
Haven [University] was one of
our accounts. That's how I ended up here," I'atterson said.
Although he supervises the operation of the Akeley Computer
Lab, Patterson said that a lot of
the credit must go to his 10 student workers.

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"They make sure people know
how to run their computers.
They're in here from 8 a.m. to 11
p.m., and on weekends when I'm
at home," said Patterson.
In addition, Patterson advises
faculty who are considering upgrading systems or adding new
computers.
One new system being installed, according to Patterson,
is INTJERnet, which will connect
the University computers to
those in other state universities,
and then to the world.
Patterson said the network system already on campus interconnects all main buildings but
not the dorms because there are
not enough students in the dorms
who own personal computers to
make connection feasible.
"There are a lot of international students here who are
eagerly awaiting INTERnet,"
said Patterson. "Then they'll be
able to make long-distance calls
for free, electronically."

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by Joyce Duriga
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
They can be seen everywhere.
As soon as class is over and everyone gets outside, the infamous little white sticks appear everywhere.
Next, the bright orange lights begin to flash from every direction,
which is soon followed by puffs of
grey smoke rising through the air.
Cigarette smoking is apparent
everywhere on campus.
With all of the new information
on the ill effects of cigarette smoking over the past decade, it is hard
to believe anyone would smoke.
And yet, according to the Statistical Abstract of the United
States, it is estimated that $45 million will be spent by Americans in
purchasing tobacco products this
year.
It also states that 75 percent of
people between the ages of 18 to
25 have smoked a cigarette sometime during the course of their
lives. Only 35 percent of people
aged 18 to 25 smoke on a regular
basis, though.
It became evident that many
students who smoke started in junior high and high school. Peer
pressure was a main reason for
smoking, according to most students.
Some students said that boredom was their reason for smoking.
"If it was around, I smoked it.
Now I'm hooked," one student
said.
The majority of smokers at the
University smoke an average of a
half to one pack of cigarettes a
day. Surprisingly, more than half

According to Statistical Abstract ofthe United States, 680 billion cigarettes will be produced this year (Photo by Sue Heintzelman).
of the smokers talked to said they
have no desire to stop smoking —
at least not right now.
Some students said they continue to smoke because it relaxes
them, due to the drug of nicotine,
and it tastes good. The smokers
who like the taste usually smoke
menthol cigarettes, which have fiberglass in them to make them
taste better.
For every one smoker, there are
three people who do not smoke.
Non-smokers have their own reasons as to why they do not engage
in smoking, but they all shun the
habit equally. Most people dislike

smoking for the obvious reason ~
it is unhealthy. Lung cancer and
emphysema are just two dangerous
side effects of smoking. Other
non-smokers said they hate the distinct, stale cigarette smell that is
left on clothes after being around
smokers — not to mention the gritty film smoke leaves on contact
lenses.
Statistics show that the number
of smokers in the country has decreased over the past few years.
Despite opposing opinions, smokers and non-smokers alike, agree
that smoking cigarettes is a very
addicting habit.

Fall Pops to provide variety of music
Patterson has been repairing computers at LHU for four
years (Photo by Rick Bender).

Double doctorates: Coltrane,
Nolan receive degrees
by LJ Portlock
Eagle Eye Features Reporter
Dr. Gregory J. Nolan, associate
professor in the department of
Foundation Studies and Dr. Robert
M. Coltrane, assistant professor in
the department of English, journalism, and philosophy, were awarded their doctorate degrees in August by Pennsylvania State
University.
Nolan received his degree in curriculum and instruction Coltrane
received his doctorate of English.
They were both surprised when
they received their degrees at the
same time. Both professors started
their studies eight years ago, and
became moral boosters and mo-

tivationalists for each other.
They both agreed that attending
classes the last eight years has
made them more sympathetic to
their students, and has helped them
to see things from the point of
view of their students.
Coltrane taught classes on a parttime basis while completing his
residency at Penn State. "It was
quite a load but you have to do
what you have to," he .said.
Nolan on the other hand took a
sabbatical and also commented
that "another thing is I broke my
back, and I spent 12 to 13 hours a
day writing." Nolan says his writing and research skills have improved through preparing his dissertation, which he hopes will be
published.

With music from almost every
era, the Lock Haven University
Fall Pops Concert is bound to
please everyone on concert night,
Wednesday, October 8 in Price
Performance Center.
Under the direction of Dr. Gary
Reneelman, the Lock Haven University Choir and 10 featured soloists will open their 1992-93 season with a potpourri of showtunes,
classical, folk, and "pop" music.
Beginning with excerpts from
Shakespeare's "Twelfth. Night,"
"Measure for Measure" and
"Much Ado About Nothing" set to
music, several different versions
of these literary songs will be performed by the baritone and soprano soloists and the choir.
The program will also feature the
folk music of several different cultures, from the American folk
song, "He's Gone Away," which
will be performed by women of
the choir; to the Irish tune, "The
Sally Gardens," performed by the
men of the choir. This fxjrtion of
the program will be rounded out
by the entire choir singing "Finale
From The Second Hurricane," a

play opera about the effects and
damages of hurricanes.
Soloists, some of which will attend the Pennsylvania Collegiate
Choral Association (PCAA) Festival in late October at Wilkes University, will perform several popular showtunes.
Cole Porter's
classic "Why Can't You Behave"
from Kiss Me, Kate will be presented by PCAA vocalist and choir
president Emi Trostle. "Till There
Was You," a piece from The Music
Man, will be sung by soprano soloist Lisa Paratore.
Selections
from The Secret Garden will also

be performed, including a duet of
the song "Lily's Eyes" by PCAA
singers Karl McCollester and Dana
Vaughn.
The concert finale will feature the
entire University choir singing
some of the most popular Motown
hits, including "I Heard It Through
The Grapevine" and "Respect" and
"I Can't Help Myself," which will
feature three students on percussion, synthesizer, and the electric bass.
The concert is free and open to
the public.

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to be done?
Well, you can RENT-A-SWIMMER from the
Lock Haven University Women's Swimming/Diving
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S.O.D. makes live comeback
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Live
It's been a long time, 1985 to be exact.
Much like the Sex Pistols, there was a band
that became a legend despite recording
only one album. This legendary band was
S.O.D.. The Stormtroopers Of Death did a
reunion show earlier this year, and luckily
for us, it was recorded. Now, after seven
years, S.O.D. has come out with a new, be
it live, album Live At Budokan (Megaforce
Records). Actually, this show was at the
Ritz in New York. S.O.D. just decided to
poke fun at the many bands that have recorded live albums from Budokan.
So, who is this S.O.D. anyway? And why
are they such legends? S.O.D. was actually
a side project of two Anthrax members,
guitarist Scott Ian and drummer Charlie
Benante, former Anthrax and current Nuclear Assault and Brutal Truth bassist Dan
Lilker and M.O.D. lead singer Billy Milano. In 1985 they released one of the funniest and heaviest albums in metal history.
Speak English Or Die. Most of the classics
are in this live gem, including "Milk,"
"United Forces," "Speak English Or Die,"
which contains part of Slayer's "Raining
Blood," "F[airly hard to believe this is not
a song of good l]uck The Middle East."
And no S.O.D. set would be complete
without "The Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix."

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They even do a few covers. Ministry's
"Stigmata" and "Thieves," and Nirvana's
"Territorial Pissings" appear on the album,
along with some funny stuff in between
songs, like Billy Milano farting into the
mike and a new sojig — the one-second

WLHU's Toxic Top Ten List

If you've never heard
of S.O.D. before, I
highly
recommend
you get the Speak
English Or Die album.
No metal collection is
complete without it. It
is being re-released
soon, so it shouldn't
be hard to find. For
Anthrax fans, this
should be enough to
hold you over while
they are recording
their new album with
new vocalist John
Bush. This album is
soaring up the WLHU
charts, so if you want
to give it a listen, look
no further. S.O.D. may
never do another reunion again, so pick
this disc up.
I was going to tell you about upcoming
shows, but there are just too many coming
around to mention, so I'll be keeping you up
to date as they come around. Knowing me,
they'll probably get canceled anyway.

1. Nine Inch Nails
Broken
2. Ministry
Psalm 69
3. Mucky Pup
Act Of Faith
4. S.O.D.
Live At Budokan
5. Various Artists
Singles
6. Skatenigs
Stupid People Shouldn 't
Breed
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Bricks Are Heavy
8. Helmet
Meantime
9. Danzig
How The Gods Kill
10. Nirvana
Nevermind

Floyd^s Ro^er Waters not up to par
Roger Waters

Amused To Death

From the man who is responsible for
bringing you The Wall comes a new album.
Yes, Roger Waters, former singer and bass
player from Pink Floyd has returned with his
third solo album called Amuje Roger brings us that unmistakable Pink
Floyd sound on this 72 minute CD, unfortunately he just' can't make the magic

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happen without his old band mates. But you
can't blame him for trying.
Amused To Death certainly has an anti-war
concept 1 it, with most of the 14 songs dealing
with the 'irsian Gulf war and other recent violent oui..jrsts.
For example, the song
"Watching TV" is about a teenage girl that
died as a result of the violence that erupted in
Tiananmen Square. In another song called

"Perfect Sense Part II" there is a special guest
appearance by sportscaster Marv Albert who
does a "play by play" of a submarine strike on
an oil rig.
Other guests on the album include guitar
legend Jeff Beck, who shines on the song
"What God Wants Part I," and Don Henley
does a little back up vocals. Amused To
Death has some very interesting song writing
~ it kind of makes you feel as if Roger is still
intact upstairs if you know what I mean. The
album also has all of those weird sound effects (don't run to the phone so fast when it
rings), and some decent background vocals
that a lot of the old Floyd stuff had.

My only real complaint about the album is
that it moves just a little too slowly — it isn't
the most lively stuff you have ever heard.
From time to time, you could even find yourself nodding off. Roger's voice is not really
up to par this time around, it's a little harsh
and mumbly. Probably only die hard Pink
Floyd fans will enjoy the new offering from
Roger Waters.
Next week, if I build up enough courage, I
might review the new album from Garth
Brooks, but only if I'm in a good mood. It
would be for the benefit of you guys, not
me! You'll see what I mean.

Mucky Pup: A musical blend
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What do you get when you throw rock,
punk, funk, rap and reggae into a blender
and hit the puree button? Well, one of the
things that f)ops out is Mucky Pup. These
veterans have' just put out the new album.
Act Of Faith, which is raising eyebrows.
This five-man ensemble deals with issues
such as infidelity, neo-nazism and masturbation, with a fun-filled backbeat of slap-bass
and samples. Few things on this CD are
done with a great amount of seriousness.
How serious can a band whose bass player
wears a hat resembling the Cat in the Hat's
be?
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Act Of

faith

showias Matt Walsh and 1 discovered last
Friday night. It's a nice change when five
guys get on stage and enjoy themselves
the way Mucky Pup does.
1 also learned an interesting fact last
week (Thanks Porkchop). Billy and the
Boingers, the mythical band from the
comic strip. Bloom County, which released a single on a flexi-disc, was, in
fact. Mucky Pup. Hey, where else are you
going to learn useless trivia like this?
Anyway, it's a really fun album that
should definitely be checked out. Until
next week, see you on the airwaves.

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CLASSIFIEDS
CLUB/GROUP NEWS
The next Rape Task Force meeting will be on
TTiursday, October 8, at 1 p.m. in 409 Robinson.
Please note the change in the time and location.
Everyone welcome!
ATTENTION: All students are invited to join
the Honors Club! Next meeting is October 7 at
7 p.m. in the Honors House!
There will be a mandatory meeting of HPE
majors planning to enter the professional semester in the Spring 1993 semester on Thursday, October 8, at 1 p.m. in Z l l .
Any DJ interested in playing music for the
RHA Semiformal in the beginning of December; please contact Heather at 893-3371.
"LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS"
will be performed by the University Players
September 30 - October 3 in 321 Countdown
Theater in Sloan Fine Arts Center. House opens
at 7:30 and the show begins at 8 p.m. Admission is free.
Fellowship of Christian Aihietes: It's not just
for. Christians and it's not just for athletes.
Check it out Thursdays in Zimmerli 7 at 8 p.m.
Call Heather at 748-7385 if you have any questions.
LHU Athletic Trainer's Club Sponsoring a
Car Wash October 4 from 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Donations accepted. Come to Dunkin Donut and
get your car washed!
ROTARACT will meet MONDAY at 6:30
p.m. in SLOAN 214. Come And out what we
are all about!!
The Chemistry Club will meet every Wednesday at 5 p.m. in Ulmer 301. Everyone is welcome! Why come alone - bring a friend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Leasing Large houses to Fraternities or Sororities. Call 748-5649 or 748-8103. If no answer
leave a message.
Services for Yom Kipper are October 6 at 8
p.m. and on October 7 at 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Please contact Sarah at 893-3623 for more information.
Jeff Huckel, (LHU Alum '91) Assistant to the
Director of Graduate Admissions and Academic
Affairs at Georgetown University will be on
campus October 7 to meet with students interested in graduate studies in Georgetown. Interested students should sign up in Career Services, Akeley 114.
Vote for your favorite faculty and staff to be
THE GRAND MARSHALS for Homecoming
1992-93 on October 5 and 6! Voting will take
place at Bentley from 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. and
4:30 p.m. - 7 p.m., at the PUB Business Office
from 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. and at Stevenson Library from 1:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.
Attend 70% of your classes, study 10-15
hours a week and maintain a C plus average
without it tuming into a grind. Student/Faculty
Lecture Forum Series - Topic: Meritocracy, Mediocrity and Democracy presented by Dr. James
T. Knauer on Wednesday, October 14, at 7:30
p.m. in Hall of Flags.
Partnership House Bed and Breakfast located
3 miles from campus on the corner of Baird
Lane and Island Route. Reservations taken at
748-1990.
CAREER SERVICES
If you need something typed - call Jen at 7483205. Done on computer for $1 a page. Best
time - after 3 p.m.
Typing done on word processor. $1 per page.
Call Tracy at 893-3787.
Typing Term Papers. $1 per page. Call Beth
Lawless Detween 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. at 748-8217.
Has a computer.
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Peer tutors needed in many subject areas. Responsibilities include tutoring small groups on
weekly basis. A G.P.A. of 3.0 in his/her major is
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LARGE groups. Call Campus Marketing. 800423-5264.
WANTED
Two roommates needed for Spring semester.
House close to campus. Call 748-9577.

Dan, I am so happy you are back in LH. I love
you very much! Good luck with everything!
Your sweetie.
Staci C , Congrats! Keep your chin up! I'm
here anytime! ZLAM ZTA pal.
Lola, Nice to see you happy! Cori.
Julie, Great rush! I think you're wonderful!!
Luv your BIG.
Steph A., Way to study!! Ha! So what's the
dirts Bertha!? Very positive! Looking forward to
Friday! Ultimate Greek unity! Whose pledges
were those? Is there a difference between Sprite
and water? Duhh! Cori.
Jodi W., Had fun hanging with you Saturday!
Thanx for the talk! Cori.
Congrats Andi Oles our ZTA sweetheart!
Chris Boehm, Thanks for lending a hand - or 2
on Friday night; we appreciate your concern. M
and M.
To a blonde and a redhead - This blonde and
redhead are sorry if we offended you, but our
message was personal and DID NOT concern
you. Are you tnat DENSE? Keep your nose out!
From Those Who Know.

Volunteers for The Millbrook Playhouse Halloween Party. Money earned used to promote
The Arts! Call 748-8688 and ask for Barbara.

Baby - I'm in love with you for who you are. I
love who I am when I'm with you. I love our relationship! Thank you for teaching me how to
love! Hon.

Roommates needed for house close to campus.
Males or females. Please call 748-1671.

Lori Hawn, your block head friends think you
will make a Wonderful Queen! Sec. B.

FOR SALE
Smith Corona SEIOO Electronic Typewriter.
Equipped with word correction eraser. In excellent condition. Asking $85 or best offer. Call
748-2349. Ask for Michelle S.
Used Apt. Size Refrigerator good for soda and
beer storage. $25. Call 748-2093.
LOST AND FOUND
LOST: Sports medicine Jacket. Left in Himes
Hall on Monday. Please bring to the Thomas
Field House Traming Room.
PERSONALS
Jeffery (AKA - Sugar Lamb): Happy 21st
Birthday! I Love You, Virginia.
Michelle M. Smith: Happy 23rd Birthday (Oct.
1), Mick! This is it for us! Have a great weekend! Love ya, Lori.
Happy Anniversary Sweetness. The past 2
years have been wonderful and I'm sure we'll l>e
together 4 many more.... Love, "George."

To all those people who are not creative
enough to think up their own personals and are
copymg off others. GET A LIFE! Sick of it!
Hey,.KED!!! So you're FINALLY 21. Conratulations! Hope you don't bruise your
HIGHS when you bump into Mr. Chemistry!
You better have fun (even though you are going
without me). Just kidding! (Wink) Your Evil Pal,
RHB.

f

I'm here right now with R. Roland Hill. You
thought he'd never be back...Wrong!!! He's
trainmg hard, picking up chickens and going to
bed early in order to come back to LHU this
spring. I've cot four words for you "Back In
Nine Weeks. Yes baby, faster than a typewritten page, he'll be back. 1 think you hear me
knocking and I'm coming in; and I'm bringing
Roland with his one syllable sentences and his
thousand nicknames with me and I think you
should be prepared for the second coming....
Signed, Dennis Leary, Bob Hill Fan Club.

To Michaele: Keep smiling and remember that
all your sisters are cheering you on! We know
you can do it! Love, Sigma Kappa.
To all of my ZK sisters. Thanks for all of your
help these past three weeks. Because of your
support and cooperation, SK had another terrific
RUSH! Keep up the good work. ZK love and
mine, Michele.

Congrats Panhel on a very successful rush!
Sincerely the sisters of ZTA.

Congratulations to the New Pledges of 2K:
Rachel^ Michelle, Heather O. Leslie, and Heather
M.! Good luck this semester and remember
we're behind you! Love, The Sisters of DK.

Ann Marie, Remember our door is always
open especially when unexpected guests show
up. You're going to be a wonderful Big Sister!
Keep your chin up and remember we all love
youfZLAM 193.
Ann, So glad we have gotten close this semester. I thank you for Friday night even if
James didn't. You handled things this weekend
both honestly and sanely and with a touch of
class! Just your style. Remember who is worth
it! Behind you 100%! ZLAM.
To Ann Marie, Thanx for always being there!
You are the best A.B. ZLAM KAREN.

Thanks to AXA for the great mixer! The Sisters of ZZZ.
Good Luck to all Sprarts Teams on your weekend games! The Sisters of ZZZ.
Congratulations to our new Postulants: Den,
Jeff, Jim, Kevin, Matt, Todd. Good Luck! The
Brothers of AXP.
Good luck Salty in the Homecoming elections!
The Brothers of AXP.
Congratulations & Good Luck to all the candidates in the Homecoming elections! The Brothers of AXP.
Vote for Terry "Salty" Hogan, Homecoming
King'92!!!
Happy Birthday Andrea, Kristi, Sarah and
Tammy. Love your sisters.
Congratulations Woody, AZT newest sweetheart! Love the sisters of AZT.
Great Job on Rush Crissy. All the hard work
was worth it! Love your sisters.
Congratulations New AZT pledges! Shannon,
Julie, Sandy, Amy, Barb, Holly, Laurie and
Becky. We're behind you all the way! Love the
sisters.
Congratulations on your engagement Shannon!
Love your sisters.
Congratulations to all the sororities on their
new pledges! Love the sisters of AZT.
Vote the Wright One... Erika Wright for
Homecoming Queen.
He's king of the basketball court, now make
him king of the Homecoming Court! Dana
Vaughns for Homecoming King.
Congratulations to Erika and Dana for making
on 'Court'. We're behind you all the way. From
the BSU.
To Erika - you made it. We knew you would.
Don't forget the lightbulb! From the gang.
To my favorite ZTA Marlene... Happy 21st try
to stay out of trouble!! Luv ya, Rob - ZLAM.
Karen, "Wink" at "Mr. Chemistry's" "Thighs"
and "OOgle" the "Window Dude" but don't let
"Dark Eyes" or the "Cowardly Lion" catch you
because they will tell the "Swede" and he will
BREAK YOU. Happy 21st Birthday you Milk-aholic. "Keystone" Groupie.

Michaele Knaub for Homecoming Queen!

ZTA pledges, we are so proud of you! It is a
hard decision to pick who will share with us in
something as special as our sisterhood. Our love
and support is now yours and our knowledge
yours to share in...treasure it as we value you,
learn from it as we intend to learn from you.
Love your sisters.

To ZTA pledges. Fall 92', Congrats! You are
all great! I look forward to the semester ahead of
us. ZTA love and mine. Twiggy.

Sisters of ZZZ.

Michaele Knaub: The only one to vote for
HOMECOMING QUEEN!
ERIC ENGLE is "SCOOB: The Man Who
Would Be King." -ELECT ERIC ENGLE FOR
HOMECOMIINKJ K I N G - KAP.

Congrats to Nikki and Marissa. Havenscope
won't know what hit 'em! Love, The Sisters of
Congrats to our sweetheart. Matt Masters.
Love, The Sisters of ZZZ.
Congrats to Jen Paulsen on your recent engagement! Love, The Sisters of Z £ £ .
Congrats to Wendy, Corey, Missy, Meghan,
and Michelle - the Fall Class of 1992. Love, The

Dave - Moonlight Affairs live on. If you have
any extra yogurt, give me a call!
To the Library Staff (EC & KCf - We are
watching you! Keep your hands oft our happy
dots! They'll be everywhere! - The Graffiti
Phantoms of the Library.
Brandy - Boopsie, toots, sugar lips, dumpling,
baby, sweetums, snookums, snuggle-bunny, darling, honey, oh beloved master of my destiny,
you are the cream cheese on my bagel, the filling
of my apple pie and all the other food stuffs of
my affection. You are the jam that lines my toes,
oh how I love to caress the linten mass that keeps
my fungus warm. I suddenly feel hungry. - Trav
Sue, see above. - Ken
CONGRATULATIONS to the pledges of
AST, ZTA, ZK, and Z Z Z . The best choice you
made was going Greek! Love Panhellenic.
Freud or Piaget? That is the question! Psychology or Sal's? That is the second question! I'm
not sure about either one of us with this guy
thing, but it obviously is not us and we definitely
donH have
envy!
SAM are you tired? Take a NAP! •
Congratulations! Pat and Deb. Way to support
Deb, Pathyll - The Brothers of AZ4>. Elling! Elling! Elling! Elling! Elling! Elling! Elling!

IP (DIR IT

Friday, October 2,1992 Eagle Eye 13

NCAA slaps wrestling program with probation
by Robert Heller
Eagle Eye Sports Editor
Lock Haven University was placed on two
years probation Monday morning by the National Collegiate Athletic Association Committee on Infractions for severe violations by
the wrestling program.
The NCAA Committee could have imfwsed major sanctions such as a two-year
probation period in which the wrestling team
would not have been able to compete in post
season, and they could have taken away all
official paid visits of possible recruits.

Chair of the Committee on Infractions D.
Alan Williams, associate professor of history at the University of Virginia, said that
because the possible violations were selfreported, the University was "very cooperative," and because of the time delay by
the NCAA enforcement staff that those serious penalties were not imposed.
"The committee did take into consideration the action of the University and the
swift action [President Craig Dean Willis]
took in addressing the issue," said Athletic
Director Sharon Taylor.
"We are all unhappy Lock Haven University has gained this kind of publicity, but
I think that it just resembles our efforts to
make sure that these kind of things never oc-

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Michael W h i t a k e r finished 12th at the Susquehanna Invitational with a time of 28:44
for the 5.1 mile race (Photo by Coach Mark Elliston).

Cross country team opens some
eyes at Susquehanna tourney
by Shawn Liddick
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
The Bald Eagle cross-country men and
women's team came away from the Susquehanna Invitational with third and fifth,
and are starting to open some eyes around
the PSAC.
The Women's team placed fifth for the
second straight week, finishing behind
Bloomsburg, Messiah, Scranton, and Mansfield. The race was 5K.
Place finishers for the Lady Eagles were
Lisa Wartluft (.5th, 21:51), Rachel Bawer, (
14th, 22:47), Melinda Lewis (21st, 23:06),
Sandy Ney (31st, 23.40), Jen Myron (46th,
24:54), Tina Plank (48th, 25:06), and Carin
Connison (64th, 27:48). There were 70 runners.
Head coach Mark Elliston commented,
"The women's youth really showed at this
meet. Although we got an exceptional race
from sophomore Lisa Wartluft placing 5th
out of 70 runners."
"But with each race comes more experience and again staying positive and
knowing we are doing the best we can, is

important and this seems to be the women's
motto."
"I know they will still surprise some peo
pie and teams that have already counted
them out," concluded Elliston. The men's
team brought home their 3rd straight
bronze, running 5.1 miles on a rainy day
and a soggy course.
The Bald Eagles finished behind PSAC rival Bloomsburg and Messiah University, in
a field of 80 runners.
Place finishers for the men were Travis
Faulkner (6th, 27:53), Scott Susten (7th,
28:00), Michael Whitaker (12th, 28:44),
Ken Stoltzfus (15th, 28:49), Joe Jerabek
(21st, 29:37), Aaron Russell (34th, 30:02),
Aaron Taylor (35th, 30:05), Bill Coughlin
(45th, 31:10), Carl Hitscherich (53rd,
31:44), and Jeff Bator (72nd, 36:43).
Elliston remarked, "The men did a good
job. It was a little disappointing to finish
3rd but, looking at recent results of the three
top teams at this point, it wasn't too far off
to say that we were the 3rd best team going
into the race."
The Bald Eagle's next outing is tomorrow
at the Huskie Classic in Bloomsburg with a
race time of 11 a.m.

cur in the future, and that student athletes
are never adversely affected because of
something that we as coaches and administrators should make sure never occur,"
added Taylor.
Within the two-year probation period the
University must implement its plans and restrict the activities ofthe student athletes.
The infractions committee will also require the wrestling team to return all team
awards earned at the NCAA tournament in
1987-88, 1988-89, and 1989-90, as well as
to vacate NCAA records compiled during
those years.
This, seemingly, will not affect the AllAmerican status gained by Craig Corbin and
Brad Lloyd in 1988 and 1989. Corbin
placed fourth at 118-pounds in 1988, while
Lloyd placed third at 177-pounds that year.
Lloyd also placed second at 177-pounds in
1989.
The committee will also demand that LHU
document that they are following the terms
of the probation by submitting to the committee a compliance report on July 1, 1993
and 1994.
"We expect to follow the rules," said President Willis. "So recording the fact that we
are following them is appropriate for us."
The committee said that the problem
stemmed because the University did not
have effective control over the wrestling
program, or outside groups like the wrestling booster club, and a summer wrestling
camp.
"A classic case of faulty institutional control developed," the report said. Not a rare

occurrence when dealing with a Division II
school with a Division I program, according
to Williams.
The committee discovered that former
head wrestling coach Neil Turner, and former part-time assistant coach Norm Palovesik used club money for things not permitted by the NCAA.
Some of these violations include: improper recruiting contacts by representatives of
the institution's athletic interests; excessive
entertainment of prospects; payment of a
parent's expenses to visit the University;
tryout's; free camp admissions; free lodging
for parents.
If another violation was to occur within
this university, in any sport not just within
the wrestling program, then that would be a
violation of this probation. If that happened
then LHU could be slapped with what is
commonly referred to as "the death penalty." That would mean the loss of all athletic privileges for the University.
"I want to reaffirm that when we knew a
problem existed, we took swift and immediate action about it," said Willis. "We are
very happy that the present athletes will not
suffer."
President Willis has 15 days to either appeal or to accept the NCAA Committee's
terms of probation.
"I am sure that [the violations] had some
impact on recruiting," said cunent head
wrestling coach Carl Poff "I will be glad
when the two years are up and it can not be
used against us at all. If we keep working
we will be able to overcome this."

Ice hockey club pulls off yet
another upset over Geohabs
gles, giving up 2.3 goals per game.
The Eagles season continues this weekend
with a Saturday morning matchup against
the State College Wizzards. All games are
played at the Penn State Ice Hockey PaComing off a big upset over the State Col- vilion.
lege Raiders, the Lock Haven Ice Hockey
Club headed in last weekend to face the Geohabs, a team which they hadn't beaten for
nine years.
The game was played last Saturday morning at 9:10. The Eagles would have to play
ANEW
area where
a heads up game in order to defeat the
merchandise is always on
mighty Geohabs.
With goals coming from Mick Cvetnich,
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Chuck Schweizer, and Andrew Davis, the
Eagles were able to stun the Geohabs, winning by a score of 4-2.
We have SWEATERS,
Bill Brew was in goal for the Eagles as he
PANTS,
TOPS, SKIRTS,
went on to record his second straight vicBLAZERS, STIRRUPS &
tory, and was hoping to continue his streak
as the Eagles played their next game the folMORE!
lowing day.
Lock Haven was looking to improve their
Come see.. You'll Love It!
win-loss mark to 3-1 with a victory over the
Harrisburg Wolves, in a game which was
played last Sunday night at 8:30.
The Eagles controlled the tempo of the
game all around and with two goals coming
from each Cvetnich, Schweizer, and Mike
Smith, the Eagles came away with a 6-2 victory.
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Bald Eagle

Intramurals...

lUP prevails over volleyball Despite bad weather, Intramural
by Greg Cetti
Eagle Eye Sports Editor
Lady Eagle volleyball this week continued
their winning ways over St. Francis, but at
home lost to PSAC-West rival Indiana University of Pennsylvania, and ran their record
to 3 wins and 13 losses.
The Lady Eagles traveled to St. Francis on
the 24th of September, a team which they
defeated in their season opener, winning 1715,10-15,15-12, 15-8.
It was a tight match the entire way
through, as the Lady Eagle took the opening
set by 15-13, and took a 2-0 lead with a 1513 score in the second.
The Lady Eagles dropped the third set by
a score of 9-15, but put it away with a 15-12
victory in the final set, winning 3-1.

Tuesday the Lady Eagles were home to
face division rival lUP. The Lady Eagles
were fighting for their first PSAC-West win
in five attempts.
Unforced errors mired the Lady Eagles
game as they were swept by the Lady Indians, falling 7-15, 6-15, 5-15.
Head Coach Tom Justice, commenting on
the game, said, "We played poorly against
Indiana as a team, because we broke down
at second contact. But I have to remind myself that this is primarily a freshman team.
Indiana is a junior-senior team, and there's
even a bigger gap in experience than there
was last year," concluded Justice.
The ladies next match is Tuesday night
against Clarion, where they will be looking
to improve on last week's mistakes.
Justice remarked, "We're going to learn
from this, get back on the floor with some
hard work, and play better next week."

sports keep moving along
by Theresa Gomes

Special to the Eagle Eye
Men's doubles tennis winners from last
week and the beginning of this week include
the Igloo, Aces, Rock-Roll, No Faults,
Lambda Chi Alpha-A, the PHI, and the
Oreo's. Mixed doubles winners were .M &
B and the British Empire. Tennis matches
will continue playing for the next couple of
weeks.
Football winners for the week include
Lambda Chi Alpha-A, the PI, Finney's
Team, Team Tab, AXP-A, Hit Squad and
Easy Win.
Soccer winners were Bayern Muchen, the
Lot, La Suventus International, Easy Win

and the Dream Team.
Volleyball winners for the week are AXPA & B, Easy Win, Kappa Delta Rho-B, and
the Beaver Patrol. On the women's side,
Dinkers picked up two wins for the week,
and the Sand Kickers and Lamoreaux's
Team each earned a win. Congratulations to
all the winners.
For those of you who are still interested in
the cro.ss-country run, rosters aren't due until October Sth. The winners receive free Tshirts so stop in and pick up a roster and enter yourself or a team of 5-6 runners.
Golf scramble rosters were due yesterday,
so all of you who signed up, don't forget the
event day, Tuesday, October 6th. If you
need directions or have any questions call
the I.M. office at #2096.

Seaman victorious but women ^s tennis loses to Millersville
The Lady Eagles tennis team came up 1; Tina Genay, MU, defeated Jennifer Holempty again this week dropping matches to land 6-2, 6-1; Julie Crossan, MU, defeated
Edinboro University and Millersville Uni- Ann MacDowell 6-1, 6-2; Akiko Tsuchihashi, MU, defeated Lisa Hedrick 6-1, 5versity last week.
7, 6-3; Kim Schriener, MU, defeated Leslie
The Eagles hosted Millersville on Groene
6-3, 6-1.
Wednesday. The Haven played some good
tennis, but lost the match 8-1.
Millersville took all three doubles matchMarti Seaman won the only match of the es. Results are: Hutsko and Crossan, MU,
afternoon for the Haven defeating Lynn defeated Seaman and Lisa Hedrick 6-1, 6-2;
Hutsko 6-4, 3-6, 7-6 (&-6). This was Sea- Genay and Schriener, MU, defeated MacDowell and Holland 6-4, 6-1; Gretchen
man's first victory of the season.
Price and Sanni, MU, defeated Tina Tulio
"I am happy to see Marti get her first and Jan Ogurcak 6-2, 6-0.
win," said head coach Joel Johnson. "It will
The Lady Eagles lost to the hands of the
boost her confidence."
Fightin' Scots of Edinboro lost Sunday, 9-0.
During the match Seaman thought that
Results of the singles matches are: SeaHutsko was making some questionable
calls, and she requested a linesman. Mick man fell to Karen Idzik, EU, 6-4, 7-6, 7-5;
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he saw them."
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Tulio 6-3, 6-2.
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Country at Huskie Classic in
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against West Chester. Tomorrow at
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Football at Indiana University of
Pennsylvania. Tomorrow at 1:30
p.m.

Rugby at Bloomsburg University. Tomorrow at 1 p.m.

Field Hockey at Mansfield University. Tomorrow at 1 p.m.

Ice Hockey against State College Wizzards at Penn State Ice
Hockey Pavilion. Tomorrow at
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Music Legend Bob Dylan will bring his " n e v e r - e n d i n g tour" to Lock Haven
U n i v e r s i t y for a special o n e - n i g h t p e r f o r m a n c e .
S a t u r d a y , October 10
Lock Haven U n i v e r s i t y
Thomas Field House 8 p.m.
General Admission Tickets $20 (festival-style seating)
LHU Students $12.50
Tickets may be purchased at the following locations:
•TLM Records
227 Academy Road
Williamsport, PA 17701

'TLM Records
122 E. Main St.
Lock Haven, PA 17745

'Lock Haven University
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Sponsored by the LHU Student Cooperative Council
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One of t h e h i g h l i g h t s o f Homecoming will be a special one night concert
on S a t u r d a y . October 10 by music legend, Bob Dylan. This concert p r e c e d e s
his Madison S q u a r e Garden a p p e a r a n c e on October 16. Bob Dylan is cele b r a t i n g t h e t h i r t i e t h a n n i v e r s a r y release of his first album. His Madison
S q u a r e Garden a p p e a r a n c e was sold out in 70 m i n u t e s w i t h a limit of 2
t i c k e t s priced at $80 - $350 per person. That concert can be seen in most
p a r t s of t h e c o u n t r y on a p a y - p e r view special and broadcasting w o r l d w i d e
on r a d i o .
"Special" friends joining Dylan at Madison S q u a r e Garden include Eric
Clapton, George Harrison, John Mallancamp, Neil Young. Tom Petty* Willie
Nelson, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Rosanne Cash, Robbie Robertson and t h e
b a n d and m a y b e the "Boss". The S.G.C. has been told to m a k e "Special"
a r r a n g e m e n t s in case a n y of Bob Dylan's "Special" friends join him in Lock
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Field Hockey team
outplays opponents

Mark Waite leads the PSAC in scoring..

by Kevin Kovac
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

by Jason Orsin
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

One day the University field hockey team
peppers the goalcage with shots and scores
repeatedly. Tlien two days later they roclcet
even more shots at the opposing goalkeeper
but barely convert any of them.
Such is the current state of coach Sharon
Taylor's squad, which won two of three
games in the past week.
The Lady Eagles whipped the University
of Scranton, 8-0, on Saturday afternoon and
squeaked by Messiah College, 2-1, on
Wednesday, but lost an overtime heartbreaker to Millersville University, 2-1, Monday
afternoon.
At week's end, the women's record sat at
6-2 overall and 2-1 in Pennsylvania State
Athletic Conference play. That's not bad,
but Taylor knows it could be better if her
team was more consistent.
Taylor is at wit's end over her team's failure to convert their multitude of scoring opportunities this season. They regularly outshoot their opponents by large margins Jbut
yet are unable to put a large share of the
shots in the cage.
Against Scranton, Taylor thought the
Lady Eagles' problems had ended. They had
a 29-9 shots-on-goal advantage and ended
up winning impressively, 8-0.
Seven different players notched goals.
"We worked hard in practice on action in
the circle to execute our offensive chances
better," said Taylor.
But on Monday, Taylor could only shake
her head at the women's missed chances
against Conference rival Millersville.
LHU outshot Millersville 44-15, but
counted a goal by Colette Gasparini at the
31:00 mark of the first half as their only
conversion.
Millersville, which tied the game less than
two minutes before halftime, ended up winning on a goal 2:24 into the first overtime
period.
' "Getting a lot of shots and no goals finally
caught up with us," said Taylor. "We're not
getting the second shots, the forceful shots.
We're all over teams but don't score."
The Lady Eagles' offensive woes continued on Wednesday against Messiah. But
in this home encounter, two goals on 35
shots were enough to get a victory.
Their only scores came in the first half.
Holly Mouillesseaux got LHU on the board
first at the 9:07 mark, and then the everreliable Gasparini, who has scored in all
eight games this season, added a second
goal just over two minutes before the half.
The triumph was preserved by Lady Eagle
goalkeeper Alison Brita, who made 10
saves. Only two came in the relatively quiet
second half.
Taylor asserted that her squad must begin
to convert its opportunities. She said they
won't be able to survive in upcoming Conference matchups.
The Lady Eagles are scheduled to visit
Mansfield University tomorrow afternoon
and Shippensburg University on Thursday.
They host Montclair (N.J.) State College
next Friday afternoon.

Bald Eagle booters shoot past West Chester
The owner of the L.A. Raiders football
team, Al Davis, has a saying "Just win,
baby!" These same words were borrowed by
the Lock Haven soccer team as they recorded two victories in the past week to run
their season mark to 7-2.
The Sth ranked Eagles welcomed West
Chester to McCollum Field last Saturday,
and proceeded to rout them 6-1.
It did not take long for LHU to get the offense going and going and going. The Bald
Eagies didn't need a battery though.
With only 5:45 elapsed Adrian Blewitt
cracked the net on an assist by Matthew
Ford. Mark Waite scored his ninth goal of
the season unassisted to run it to 2-0. Ble-

witt then came back with his second and the
teams third.
The first half was not over yet as Matt Stallone and Chris Cassidy tallied goals before
the gun sounded. The score at the half was
5-0.
Play resumed and West Chester added an
"oh by the way" goal before Ford closed out
the scoring assisted by Frosh Chris Penny.
Final score Haven 6 West Chester 1.
LHU outshot West Chester 18-8 and were
on top in corner kicks 12-2. Rob Thompson
saved three while lowering his goals against
average to 1.2 a game.
In the second contest of the week for the
Bald Eagles they traveled to Shippensburg
and squeaked by with a 1-0 triumph.
The only scoring of the game occurred
with just over twenty-seven minutes re-

maining in the second stanza. Chris Cassidy
scored unassisted for the margin of victory.
Lock Haven started slow and was looking
for the energizer to get their high powered
attack untracked. The Haven boys shot 18
times and had 9 corners but only broke
through once. Shippen.sburg played well in
the PSAC opener for the Eagles.
Captain Adrian Blewitt summed it all up
in saying, "It takes three things to be a
world class team: hard work, ability, and
luck and at the moment we have all three!".
Waite, who leads the PSAC in scoring,
ranks sixth in Division II with nine goals
and four assists. The team scoring also
finds the Eagles ranked tenth averaging 3.6
goals per contest.
The Bald Eagle soccer team returns to action Saturday at 1 p.m. as they play host to
another PSAC rival California (Pa.).

Football team makes too many mistakes
against Indiana State Sycamores
by Dan Murray
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
It isn't going to be easy, but I'll try to
make this as painless as possible. Last Saturday night in Terre Haute, Indiana, the
Bald Eagles were defeated by the Sycamores of Indiana State, 66-13.
This one was hard to figure out though.
The Eagles had just come off a hard fought
victory over Bloomsburg the previous week,
and it looked as if they had hit their stride.
This was also a chance for the Haven to
prove that they could handle a Div. 1 team,
which they showed signs of in their loss to
Tennessee Tech three weeks ago.
For most of the first half the Eagles had
looked like the team that was expected to
show up. They clawed and scratched their
way to a 10-10 tie with about five minutes
left in the half. Mistakes then got the best

of the Haven for the rest of the game.
With the Eagles trailing only 17-10 and
ready to drive down the field to tie the score.
Bob McLaughlin threw an interception at
the Haven's own fourteen yard line. The
Sycamores quickly capitalized on the miscue as they scored a touchdown with only 40
seconds left in the half.
The 10-10 tie was suddenly a 24-10 deficit, and the Eagle's hopes of an upset
seemed to diminish. Coach Therrell seemed
to agree, "By not getting a field goal late in
the second quarter we didn't have that momentum going in at halftime. You could see
our sideline deflate after that."
The second half was a total shambles as
ISU scored 42 points and just went up and
down the field at will. Granted the Eagles
were playing most of the subs because injuries had halted the play of a few others.
Overall, the Eagles continued to turn the
ball over and in this game that led to 28 of
ISU's 66 points. Turnovers have been the

only bad spot in a rather successful season
so far but it is something that must be corrected soon.
This can only be a learning experience for
the young Eagle squad as they can now realize that against a much tougher opponent
you have to play a near perfect game, but
they hung in there for as long as they could
and that's all you can ask.
After the game Coach Therrell had this to
say, "Not much gets accomplished in a
game like this. I'm still not sure we'll show
the film to the team. We made too many
mistakes and gave them good field position
where they could score easily."
Every team has bad games and hopefully
for the Eagles they don't have another
worse than this and I'm sure they won't.
They have too much talent.
The Haven will travel to play lUP in a
must win PSAC Western Div. matchup tomorrow before returning home next week
for
homecoming
against
Edinboro.