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JOHNNIE
HINES
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COLLEGE TIMES
IN
'CRACKER
.JACK"
State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
VOL. VIII.—NO. 19.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1931
5 Cents Per Copy
400 ATTEND ANNUAL 1
SENIOR CLASS BALL
Much Heralded Event Proves to
Be the Biggest Success
of the Year
Under a gorgeous canopy of red
and white crepe paper two hundred
couples whirled and glided to the
crooning syncopation of J. Allen Duffield's Pennsylvania Footwarmers last
Saturday evening when the Senior
Class held its annual formal ball for
LEFT TO RIGHT, FRONT ROW: (ieoi-Re Shively, John Kachik, Bob Bollinger, Bob Plummer, Ken Hart;
the underclassmen in the college gymSECOND ROW: Jim Renninger, Chester McCall, Bob Smith, Christy Hammaker, Hall Achenbach,
nasium. The decorations for the event,
Clyde Snare, Ed Dettrey; THIRD ROW: Max Bossert, Ray Poole, Don Rice, Albert Sundberg, John
carrying out the St. Valentine's Day
Weipsic, Hal Poust, Stacy Gunderman, Charles Baker.
color scheme, were red and white.
The vaulted ceiling of crepe paper
was made of streamers of gay red and Dr. Jamison Conducts Series \ S. T. C. Football Pictures
Dr. Harry F. Weber Speaks
white. Hanging from the center of the
Of Interesting Discussions To Go on Nation-Wide Tour At Sunday Vesper Services
canopy were two large heart-shaped
baskets. On the side walls, red heartfaces (the boys very manly looking, j Leading off with a chapel talk on j Through the interest of Coach RayDr. Harry F. Weber spoke on the
the girls quite feminine with their I Creative Living, Dr. Auleene Marley mony C. Morgan the above picture of Mer.nonite people at Vesper Services
small black curls) glanced at each Jamison took charge of some unus- the varsity football men wearing their on Sunday night, Feb. 15. In his talk
other with flirtatious eyes. Lattices of ually fine meetings, discussions and sports coats has been given to the Pic- he gave some very interesting and
green trimmed with red and white private conferences, all bearing on torial Service, a nation-wide circuit, new things about this religious group
were placed against the end walls, the general topic of Social Relation- ' and the cut will appear throughout the of which there are 100,000 people in
and conveniently placed chairs and \ ch'ps, during her two days' visit to country in newspapers which are sub- the United States and which i.s comsettees completed the attractive pic- ' Lock Haven's campus on Wednesday ; scribers to this pictorial service. Be- posed of approximately twenty-three
ture. Miss Bernice Moran headed the and Thursday, February 11 and 12. ': sides receiving distribution through distinct sects.
Dr. Weber said that those who are
(Coittlnnoil on pjiKe ' )
I Dr. Jameson came as a guest of the the channel of this service, the picture
Women's Student Government As- also will appear in some non-subscrib- not familiar with the Mennonites look
sociation, and spoke at the general ing papers, since fifty additional mats upon them as animals in captivity,
Raiders Put Up Splendid group
meeting of the Association on have been made for distribution. Tho whereas they are really a group of
evening, after having met sports coat type of football award is hard-working, serious-minded people
Fight Against Bloomsburg aWednesday
unique, having been origin- from whom America has received
number of women during the day absolutely
ated by Coach Morgan for Lock Ha- benefits of which she is not aware: the
at
several
group
conferences,
and
at
Lock Haven 20
Bloomsburg 39
ven's letter men.
Mennonites were the first religious
a noon auditorium meoting during
Plummer
F
Yocabonis which .she spoke on the subject of
sect to advocate religious freedom in
McLean
F
Kirker Mental Hygiene of the School Child. Dr. Auleene Jamison is Guest that they believed in individual interWeber
C Wambaugh (capt.)
pretation of the Bible; they were the
For nearly the ent"re day, on ThursGunderman (capt.) G
Sheppela
first to insist upon believer's baptism;
Of
Honor
at
"Y"
Cabinet
Tea
Hammaker
G
Golder day Dr. Jamison was occupied with
the flrst paper mill was built in Amerindividual conferences, followed by a
L. H. T. C
5 5 8 2—20 group meoting from 4.00 to 5.00 o'Dr. Auleen Mar-ley Jamison was ica by a Mennonite clergyman; the
Bloom. T. C
9 8 14 8—39 clock in the afternoon. The last meet- guest of honor at an informal tea first book on Education in America
Field Goals: L. H. T. C—Weber 3, ing, held on Thursday evening, was given last Wednesday afternoon in ' was written by a man of this order;
Gunderman 4, McLean; B. T. C.— thrown open for the discussion of the Blue Room by the Y. W. Cabinet t and the first large book to be printed
Wambaugh 9, Kirker 2, Yocabonis 2, questions of general interest, most of for tho members of the faculty and in America was the production of the
(Continued on page 2)
Sheppela.
which had been deposited in a ques- the girls' student government organizations of both the dormitory and day
Foul Goals: L. H. T. C.—Plummer tion box during the day.
room. The Blue Room was attractively
1x1, Cooke 1x1, Weber 1x1, McLean
Dr. Jamison left early Friday mornInter-Sorority Banquet Held
0x1, Poust 0x2, Gunderman 0x2, ing to go back to her home in Pitts- decorated for the event, the girls havHammaker 1x2; B. T C.—Wambaugh burgh, where she has a professional ing carried out the Valentine Day At Achenbach Party Garden
color scheme. Waitresses dressed in
3x4; Yaretski 1x1, Sheppela, 1x1, Ru- practice.
white and wearing clever outfits deftdowski 1x1. Golder 1x1, Kirker 2x5,
About thirty couples, including
ly served the gue.sts as they arrived.
Yocabonis 2x5.
Miss Mabel-Louise Arey, Miss Avis
The
receiving
committee
included
Substitutions: L. H. T. C.—Hager
La Pluie
Edgerton, Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Morgan,
Miss Bertha Rowe, faculty advisor of and Mr. W. M. Williams, of the facfor Plummer, Plummer for McLean,
The
rain
is
cruel
to-night
.
.
.
.
the
Y.
W.
C.
A.,
Alice
Read
and
Sara
Poust for Weber, Weber for Hager,
ulty, and several alumnae members
Fletcher, president and vice president, of the college, attended an Inter-SorMany-fingered, many-toned;
Cooke for Hammaker, Bardo for
respectively, of the organization. Ivah ority banquet which was held SaturVoices ride on every drop—
Cooke, Rorabaugh for Bardo; B. T.
Thinly smothered, muted echoes. Thompson poured.
C.—Yaretski for Yocabonis, Wilson j
day evening at Achenbaeh's Party
for Kirker, Baker for Wambaugh,
Garden before the Senior Ball. FitWarman for Sheppela, Rudowski for It is a sister to that which fell
Sophomore Class Elects Its ting decorations of red and white with
When sober voices came to tell
Golder.
the valentine motif, red candles and
Your triumph, which the rain knew
Referee: Young (Susq.)
New
Officers
on
Tuesday
attractive place-cards established the
well . . . .
setting for a most enjoyable dinner.
Coming here with full intentions
j A meeting of the Sophomore class Special favors contributed by the
I
draw
the
curtains,
blurs
of
white.
of having an easy time, the championwas called on Tuesday morning, Feb- management consisted of comic valship Bloomsburg Teachers quintet re- Yet voices mumble thru the night
ruary 17, for the purpose of electing entines bound up in red and white
And sleep is ravished by
ceived a neat surprise at the hands
new officers. The results are as fol- paper. Much merriment followed the
Each voice.
of Coach Morgan's Raiders last Frilows: President, John Haberstroh; receipt of these valentines.
Each finger.
day evening on the local court. Al[Vice President, Julia Silagyi; SecreThe management of the banquet
Each drop . . . .
though defeated by the score of 39-20
jtary, Harold Mclllvaine; Treasurer, was in charge of the members of the
(Continned on pnfi:e 2)
A. L.
I Lajos Torok.
Inter-Sorority Council.
COLLEGE TIMES
Intra-Mural Basketball
Alumni Notes
Faculty, Studenls are Cast
In "Womanless Wedding"
1927
Dot Killen, a n Alpha Sigma T a u ,
W h o ever heard of a " W o m a n l e s s
who is t e a c h i n g a t h e r home in CresW e d d i n g " and w h o would
have
son, w a s here for a f e w m i n u t e s on
t h o u g h t t h a t several p r o m i n e n t m e n
S a t u r d a y t o see some of h e r friends.
from o u r faculty a n d o u r s t u d e n t
The I n t r a - M u r a l B a s k e t b a l l t e a m s
Monday a f t e r n o o n w a s a n o t h e r I t ' s funny how t h e alumni will find body would p a r t i c i p a t e in such a
have s t a r t e d to play t h e i r opponents milestone in girls' athletics a t o u r their w a y back,
u n i q u e affair? B u t a " W o m a n l e s s
for t h e second time. T h e t e a m s will school. There were t h r e e good g a m e s
W e d d i n g " did t a k e place last T h u r s play each o t h e r t h r e e t i m e s , each five played d u r i n g t h e course of t h e af- |
1929
day a n d Fridny nights in t h e S e n i o r
playing 12 games. T h e c o n t e s t s in t h e t e r n o o n . Yes, a n d w e ' r e glad t o say j C h a r l o t t e High, t e a c h e r a t Bell- High School Auditorium. A b o u t e i g h t
leagues a r e w a r m i n g u p , with t h e t h a t t h e r e were quite a few r o o t e r s , wood, a n d Phoebe V a r n e r , t e a c h e r a t o'clock t h e guests b e g a n t o a r r i v e . Of
t e a m s in t h e first t h r e e places showing A i n ' t t h a t sompin? Seriously, though, | Woodland, were both on t h e c a m p u s course t h e first t o a r r i v e were t h e
a lot of rivalry to gain t h e p e n n a n t . , t h a t does help t h e players when t h e y | again. T h e y a r e quite t h e usual v i s punch girls and t h e p r e s e n t girls. T h e
Each five h a s held i t s league stand- know t h e r e a r e some staunch r o o t e r s i t o r s b u t w e a r e always glad t o see l a t t e r came p r a n c i n g down t h e aisle
them.
i n g a s a r e s u l t of last w e e k ' s contest, j along t h e side lines.
to t h e t u n e of some peppy music, s t o p Captain Kell is still leading t h e in-1 Here a r e t h e g a m e s a s they w e r e
ping once in a while only to wink a t
1930
dividual scorers with 85 points. Other played:
some handsome y o u n g m a n or to powTh's
class
was
very
well
r
e
p
r
e
s
e
n
t
B
a
r
n
d
t
8—Oven
6.
high scorers a r e :
[ d e r each o t h e r ' s noses. O n e of t h e
ed
a
t
t
h
e
A
n
n
u
a
l
Senior
Prom.
H
e
r
e
Lawhead 18—Hill 8.
Poust, A m
52
i girls w a s no other t h a n Myron Biddle,
Then t h e b e g i n n e r s a r e improving, goes for t h e roll call a n d all a n s w e r ; the little fellow with t h e wavy hair,
Robb, N a t
44
too. The feel of t h e ball doesn't scare t o your own n a m e : Grace Marks, Mir- [who had enough p a i r t , powder, a n d
Hoy, Am
37
them so very much a n y more. N o w iam M u r r a y , Thelma Strum, Mid I r o u g e on h i s face t o supply t h e g i r l s
Smith, N a t
33
they pass the ball instead of holding i t ; Granville, Geneva Anderson, Mid Ky- in E a s t dorm for two weeks. To t h i n k
Secula, Am
32
as if they were scared t o death of it. iler. Bill B i t n e r ( as usual) and K e n n y t h a t h e possesses such a dainty L t t l e
Coughlin, N a t
30
They have played one g a m e . H e r e is ; Miles. E v e r y o n e looked well and pros- foot a s t o wear a n u m b e r t h r e e shoo
Lohr, Am
29
the result:
H a r m o n , Am
27
with a heel t h r e e inches high is a l m o - t
perous.
• Baker, N a t
26
Pelton 10—Payne 4.
unbelievable, b u t t r u e , nevertheless.
Risch, A m
26
W a n t to know w h o o u r high scor- personal fouls marked u p against him.
Oh y e s ! t h e Bride's close r e l a t i v e s
Ziff, Am
25
ers are?
E x c e p t a g a i r s t W a m b a u g h , t h e local are n o w a r r i v i n g a n d h e r e c o m e s —
Monti, Am
24
Benson—1st yr. P r i .
defense stopped t h e vaunted a t t a c k why, this looks I k e Dr. Rude. S u r e
B a r n d t — 1 s t yr. Col.
of t h e coming champs a n d forced enough, h e is t h e Bride's g r a n d f a t h e r ,
STANDING O F TEAMS
G r i e r — 4 t h y r . Col.
t h e m t o extend themselves t o carry i grey haired and twisted in four difl'erAmerican League
Oh y e h , a n d w e have some p r e t t y I off the decision. T h e score gives no ! ent shapes, hobbling a l o r g with t h e
W L P e t P t s Opp I nifty hoopsters.
indication of t h e closeness of t h e ! s u p p o r t of a crooked cane a n d t r y i n g
Kell
5 1 ,833 162 86
contest, a s time after time t h e local I to assist t h e Bride's g r a n d m o t h e r ,
Poust
4 1 .800 130 74 class, respectively. Miss Berthe Daniel defense stopped t h e constantly on- I who also is old a n d feeble.
I T h e guests now coming a r e all n o t Secula
3 3 .500 129 130 and M r . A. D. P a t t e r s o n , class advJs- rushlnsj- a t t a c k of the visitors.
Uabks and famous movie s t a r s such a s
Rorabaugh
2 3 .400 7 3 114 or.=, Mrs. A. D. P a t t e r s o n , Miss Belle
Bcxing Bouts Bet-ween Halves
Hart
1 3 .250 57 98 Holaway, Dean of W o m e n , and Dr.
D u r i n g t h e half time a n exhibition ! Al Jolson a n d Sir H a r r y L a u d e r , b u t
Eliason
0 4 .000 37 86 H a r r y F . W e b e r , Dean of Men.
of t h r e e boxing m a t c h e s (2 r o u n d s here comes the flapper of 1 9 3 1 , w e a r ! ing a bright velvet d r e s s — b r i g h t a s
National League
Generous supplies of punch w e r e each) w a s p u t on t h r o u g h t h e efforts
Dettrey
5 0 1.000 101 57 served a t a n a t t r a c t i v e stand by n e a t l y of Coach Morgan. T h e following took , vermillion—and with p r o p e r a d o r n Robb
4 1 . 8 0 0 114 85 costumed w a i t e r s a n d waitresses. p a r t : B a k e r - M o n t i ; F i t z g e r a l d - S e k u l a ; j m e n t on h e r lips t o m a t c h it. B y all
j a p p e a r a n c e s the styles n e x t y e a r will
Smith
2 2 . 5 0 0 38 41 Other f e a t u r e s included t h e prerrrier Rorabaugh-Reynolds.
Bossert
0 5 .000 82 129 playing by t h e F o o t w a r m e r s of a n ' Tbe n e x t game will find the R a i d e r s bo loud a r d snappy, and m o r e powder,
Renninger
0 5 . 0 0 0 40 80 original composition, a n d t h e t a k i n g i lined u p a g a i n s t Mansfield a t t h a t ! r o u g e and lipstick will b e m a n u f ac; t u r e d — t h i s will relieve t h e u n e m p l o y of a flashlight picture of t h e floor d u r place n e x t Wednesday. The g a m e w a s : m e n t situation. T h e flapper flirts w i t h
originally scheduled f o r S a t u r d a y of
ing t h e eighth dance.
I all t h e married m e n and in reverse orCommittees in charge of t h e affair last week, b u t , on a c c o u n t of tlie a n - I d e r high-hats their wives. She h a s a
worked hard a n d were unusually suc- n u a l Senior Ball, i t w a s postponed j perfect form and walks with a n a i r
cessful. Much credit goes to them for until t h e l a t e r date.
i t h a t is incomparable, while a t t h e
(C-ontiiuic-ii from i>:ise I)
j ^ most successful ball. Committee
] same time she is able to powder h e r
M a r t y r ' s Mirror.
I members were:
' nose a n d balance a vanity case b e f o r e
In his talk Dr. W e b e r used a Ian-!
Decoration
Committee:
Bernice
her eyes. My s t a r s ! She m a n i p u l a t e s a
t e r n slide showing t h e Mennonite ; Moran
(chairman),
Betty
Dalby,
brightly colored f a n so tactfully a n d
Denominations in America. H e ex- Mary A n n Gilson, Evelyn Bosworth,
skillfully t h a t we a r e in no doubt a s t o
plained how a n d why these different Eileen Phillips, Helen Schmoyer, Elsie
i who this o u t s t a n d i r g y o u n g lady m a y
branches eame about, a n d h e also Mayes,
Anna
Sigmund,
Frances
The Girls' Glee Club of t h e T r a i n - b e — D r . Weber h a s been p r a e t i c i n g
gave some peculiarities of each.
, Stokes, Marjorie S t r a y e r , Ruth Grier, ing School J u n i o r High presented t h e this swirling, furling a n d h u r l i n g a
Those who were a t t h e service got ^leorge McMullin, Lester McCall, Wil- o p e r e t t a " C i n d e r e l l a , " by H a r v e y fan f o r n e a r l y tv/o m o n t h s .
a chance to see a Mennonite costume ;'i^"i Sweet, N o r m a n Lohr, Alton Mil- Woi t h i n g^ t o n Loomis,^ in t h _e college
_^_
for Doctor W e b e r had with him one ; ^'^^^ J a m e s R e n n i n g e r , J a m e s Risch, • a u d i t o r i u m last T u e s d a y a f t e r n o o n
J u m p i n g fishhooks, w h a t a n o i s e !
whieh h e p u t on. " O n e of t h e out-1 Hyle Walizer.
j a r d evening. The play, a musical fairy
s t a n d i n g doctrines of t h e Mennonites;
Music C o m m i t t e e : William Sweet j t a l e of t h r e e acts, depicted t h e early Sure enough, it is a n old negro mnnris n o n - r e s i s t a n c e , " said Dr. Weber, ! (^'l''^"™''"). R o b e r t Bollinger.
[trial a r d u l t i m a t e w i n n i n g of happi- my, impersonated by Sabby Grieco,
" y e t t h e trousers of t h e i r c o s t u m e s '
P r o g r a m a n d I n v i t a t i o n s : L a u r a j ness by t h e little Cinderella, whose pushing h e r d a r l i n g child who a m u s s s
himself by bavding a n d s q u a l l i n g
a r e like t h a t of t h e Navy a n d the ! Smit'i ( c h a i r m a n ) , A n n e Thomas, Ed- p a r t was played by Dorothy Sheasley.
c o a t like t h a t of t h e A r m y . " These Ith F u r s t .
I O t h e r m e m b e r s of t h e cast included while his m o t h e r tries t o hush h i m
with a soft, soothing voice which c a n
people, if they wish t o live up t o t h e
i E s t h e r Caldwell, who played t h e p a r t
be heard t w o blocks away. Black a s
d r e s s - s t a n d a r d of their order, cannot Raiders
Put
Up Splendid
k j tl?G step-mother-; A n n a B e n n e t t and coal, dressed in a red and white checkw e a r ties, belts or suspenders, and
K
»"»• • " • "
I M a n e C h a p m a n , Cinderella's step-sis- ered dress, a n d t a k i n g strides six f e e t
some c a n n o t w e a r even b u t t o n s or
Fight
Against
Bloomsburg
l^'^^^'^^^^ c h a p m a n , Cinderella's god- long, Sabby goes t o t h e w e d d i n g t r y jewelry.
° m o t h e r ; R u t h Crowley, as P r i n c e ing with all his life t o keep pace w i t h
In addition to Dr. W e b e r ' s talk
C h a r m i n g ; and Helen F r a n z a s t h e the baby and the baby carriage.
((^oiitiiuicfl from iiiiKe 1)
t h e r e w a s a saxophone solo by William
t h e locals extended t h e powerful prince's h e r a l d .
A f t e r all the g u e s t s had arrived t h e
Sweet.
The play was u n d e r t h e direction of
Bloomsburg t e a m a n d n o t until t h e
bridal p a r t y star-ted t h e fatal m a r c h
Miss
Marjorie
Roach,
of
t
h
e
music
final t h r e e m i n u t e s did t h e visitors
(for t h e groom) to t h e t u n e of " H e r e
make a n y substitutions in their line- d e p a r t m e n t , Mr. A. D. P a t t e r s o n , sup- j comes t h e bride, here comes t h e
ervisor
of
t
h
e
J
u
n
i
o
r
High
School,
and
0 i i uups.
p s . With
vvirn W
w e bo e r a n d
a Capt.
(Japt. (Gi u n d e r - : ; ; ••'^r' " " " • ; ; """"-"^ ""'s"'^'-"""''«'">- g r o o m . " Mr. Stemple, one of t h e
O f l " I man leading t h e attack, t h e R a i d e r s ! ^''^ R o b e r t Bollinger, a s t u d e n t teach groomsmen, led t h e procession. H e
set t h e pace d u r i n g t h e early p a r t of er. P r o c e e d s of t h e play will b e used was dressed in a costume a p p r o p r i a t e
(Continued from p.-ise 1)
t h e g a m e b u t could n o t withstand t h e t o buy a victrola for t h e J u n i o r High for t h e occasion. The flower girls,
c o m m i t t e e t h a t planned t h e decorative speedy a t t a c k of t h e visitors, built Sehool. Those who saw t h e play were
K e r m i t Stover and Hugh F r y , dressed
scheme.
a r o u n d Capt. W a m b a u g h , g i a n t cen- e n t h u s i a s t i c about it.
as t w o lovely maidens, t h r e w flowers
H o s t s a n d hostesses of t h e evening, ter, who caged nine twin pointers, to
over t h e audience while p r o c e e d i n g
w h o r e c e i v e d t h e g u e s t s , included Mr. lead t h e scoring for t h e evening. H a m "Will you m a r r y me, d e a r e s t ? "
down t h e aisle. T h e t r a i n b e a r e r s ,
T e d R o b b a n d Miss K a t h r y n Wagner, ; m a k e r played a s t r o n g defensive gairie
" C e r t a i n l y . Companionate, trial or Floyd Blooru and Clyde S n a r e , w e a r P r e s i d e n t a n d T r e a s u r e r of the senior | until h e was forced t o r e t i r e with f o u r fight to a finish?
(Oontinucil on iinec a)
Second Tournament Round Scoring Aces for Girls, are
Started in Boys' League Benson, Barndt and Grier
Dr. Harry F. Weber Speaks
At Sunday Vesper Services
Junior High Girls' Glee Club
Gives "Cinderella" Operetta
400
Attend Annual
Senior Class
COLLEGE TIMES
COLLEGE TIMES
— Us and
Others
MONOLOGS OF A MORON
Eve Hinkleman arrived on Sunday
ON THE BALL
nite with twice as many packages as
"After
the
Ball is over," while not
when she left on Saturday. This
means only one thing—she had been a football song, certainly has some
connection with feet. Or we suppose
in Williamsport.
it is the connection of feet with feet
Published weekly during school year.
* :|! *
before the ball is over that causes all
Subscription rate, $1.00 per annum.
When one room mate goes home it the difficulty. It's sort of a "Limp,
is customary for the other to go, too. limp, limp, the boy was marching"
BOARD OF EDITORS
Helen Russell and Dot Bly were no type of proposition. These blinds that
Editor-in-Chief . . . . Martha Zeigler
exceptions, Helen went to Dewart and are light on their feet are usually
Managing Editor , John Haberstroh
Dot went to Watsontown.
right on yours. And then the girl who
Make-up Editor
Julia Silagyi
*
*
:ii
thinks a bid to a dance is an invitaAlumni and Exchange Editor
Two more room mates left the tion to ride around on your best shoes
Margaret Beeson
institution:
Kay
Hardy
went
to
TyMen's Sports Editor . Einar Eliason
all night isn't so popular either. Of
rone and Gwen Radebach to Osceola. course there are the smooth dancers
Girls' Sports Editor, Mary Thompson
Joke Editor
Royce Johnson
* **
—who smooth all the floor wax off the
Business Manager
Kermit Stover
Julie Cornely visited in Williams- floor onto your best brogans.
Circulation Manager, Olive Livingston
port. Yes, Julie, you didn't go so far
Speaking of types of dancers, we
away at that. Hope you had a pleas- suggest shooting the following:
Staff Writers:—
ant time.
1. The clever guy who, claiming a
Katherine Anderson, W i l l i a m
* * *
Sweet, Elizabeth Dalby, Irene Rusdance, says "Let's wrestle with the
sell, Fay Bittner, Anna Mary GilAnd Mary Thompson went to Hol- problems"—and does.
son, Alice Read, Edith Furst, Ruth
lidaysburg again.
2. The clinging vine who gets a
George Washington
Conrady. Hal Poust, Clyde Lynch,
strangle hold on your windpipe.
* **
Elizabeth Machtley, Albert Sund3. The farmer boy who manipulates
Frannie Bowers certainly was lost
berg, Quentin Wolfe, Marion FranAMERICA'S FAVORITE MYTH
• Cisco, Metro Kost, Mirabelle Eliawith Mary Monroe in Warren and Kay your arm like a pumphandle.
4. The girl who insists on getting
son.
Embodying all the virtues and none Thomas at home.
her heel caught in some one's trotiser
of the vices—or, from another excuff.
Typists:—
tremist point of view, including in his Lincoln Birthday Program
The cow-like chewer of gum.
Bernice Moran, Agnes Unverdor- character all of the worst elements
Given in Training School 6.5. The
ben, Polly Barndt, Jenice Sharpe, and none of the best—Washington
person who clicks his teeth .
Molly Hammon, Audrey Finn.
to keep time—particularly if he has
along with Lincoln has taken his place
An appropriate program prepared false teeth.
as a prominent figure in American
Acceptance for mailing at special
by the pupils of the 8A section of the
Moreover, we suggest as a part of
rate of postage provided for in Sec- mythology. George Washington never Junior High School department of the
tion 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, told a lie, he threw a stone across the Training School, was presented on every preparatory education some
training in the gentler art of dance
Potomac, he was the standard of all
authorized June 3, 1923.
Entered as Second Class matter that was pure, ideal, godlike in the Friday moining, February 13, in the repartee. Some such digest should do
Training
School.
as a preliminary lesson.
November 5, 1928, at the Post Office eighteenth century; or on the contrary
The memorial portion of the proat Loek Haven, Pa., under the Act of he was a chronic imbiber, a president
(Sweet)
March 3, 1879.
who depended wholly upon his assist- gram consisted of a reading, "LinHe: Gee, you're a (Honey of a)
ants for his administrative ability, a coln," by Hannah Shoemaker, the
(Smooth)
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1931 huge sham. Yet how would Washing- recitation of "The Gettysburg Ad- dancer. (Underscore your choice.)
dress,"
by
James
.Shade,
and
two
ton, the man who led the colonies
She: 1. But you're such a marvelthrough the revolution, v/hose keen talks, "Lincoln in a Hospital" and
ous leader—etc.
foresight and strategy managed to "Lincoln's Honesty," by Anna Ben2. I can always dance best
win such decisive victories as Tren- nett and Eula Glossner, respectively.
with you.
ton and Princeton, whose administra- As an interlude Lillian Johnson play3. Aw, quit your kiddin'(Not
tive ability, even though supported ed a piano solo. Peggy Stouck read
so subtle.)
and aided by such men as Hamilton extracts from the New York Tribune
DR. JAMISON
(fizzle)
and Jeft'erson, carried a new and published on the day of Lincoln's asHe: Isn't this a (wow) of an orTo the Women's Student Govern- struggling country through its first f-assination. Dorothy Knarr recited
ment Association and to all those con- perilous years—how would he react "The Death of Lincoln" and Madeline chestra?
nected with inviting Dr. Auleene Jam- to his place in American mythology Deise recited Whitman's " 0 Captain,
She: Isn't it.
ison to visit our campus, the students
My Captain."
j
He:
I could dance with you forever.
of tha college owe much. Dr. Jamison's j if ho could realize his status? Would
j She: (Looks soulful.)
dominant personality, her straight- he be satisfied with either picture of
He (at end) : I've enjoyed this more
forward understanding and helpful i himself?
Interesting Social Service [ than
any dance this evening.
Courage, energy, foresight and abilsolution of perplexing problems and
her personal aid have given the stu- ity must have been necessary for the
Work Being Done by Y. W. Sho: (Blu.shes and looks modestly
dents a finer attitude toward, and a organization and administration which
I happy.)
clearer insight into their own duties Washirrgton carried out. Human charUnder the direction of Verna Mc- i Same procedure for remainder of
in life. Dr. Jamison was more than a acteristics must also have been a part Garvey, chairman of the Social Ser- ' dances.
lecturer. She was an inspirer of of such an organizer's make-up. "That vice Committee, the Y. W. C. A. has
ideals. By stre:slng the development he embodied all vices or all virtues is '<
been doing sorrre interesting work at [ This Formal Dance and Valentine
of individual personality she brought reither here nor there. Time, which the Children's Home during the win- I Day business must have been a scthome to each of us our duty to our- separates us from his era, necessarily ter season. Several of the girls visit i back to the department of exchequer,
selves, our contemporaries, our fu- rerrroves us from any possible oppor- the Home every Sunday afternoon, j though. The proverbial telegram, "No
ture pupils, our descendants. The pic- tunity for personal judgment of spending an hour or two amusing the mon, no fun, your son," has probably
been going home often this week. Tenture of a rich and worthwhile life Washington. 'That he was outstanding children with stories and games.
tative financial accounts probably
which came to us, by her guidance, we know, that his contributions were
Lately the girls have been assistwill do much to strengthen our ideals worthwhile is self-evident. These facts ing Miss Rittenhouse, the Home dir- look like this:
Tux
$5.00
and aspirations. Dr. Jameson herself should be enough for admirers to tie ector, in the informal Sunday vesper
Flowers
3.00
was so powerful an example of her j to, and these facts remove George service, which includes songs, Bible
Candy
2.00
own philosophy of health, happiness, I Washington from the mythical and verses given by the children themHaircut
35
and service that our brief two-day as- place him in the real past.
selves, and Bible stories. Those of the
sociation with her was a privilege and
Shoeshine
10
college students who have taken ada pleasure which should long remain
as a staid professor of Geography, vantage of the opportunity to do this
with us.
Total
Bankruptcy
was transformed into a bishop dressed sort of thing have found much satisBut
"on
with
the
Dance," "never
in a long flowing black robe. Assum- faction and delight in the chance for
service with the children of the Home. say dye"—What would anyone want
ing
all
the
dignity
of
a
•jlergyman
of
Faculty, Students are Cast high rank, he united the bride and If anyone is interested in this import- to _ say "dye" for anyhow—Etc., ad
In "Womanless Wedding" groom in the bonds of holy rolling ant phase of the work of the Y. W. infinitum, a propos, vice versa.
C. A., Miss McGarvey will be glad to
L Q. MORON.
macaroni.
(ContinutMl |-r<«i!i iia;;'(' 2)
The "Womanless Wedding" was tell more about the work and how it
ing blonde curls and dressed in white entirely successful—how could it help is managed.
"I hear you came home from the
petticoats with fancy lace, came sev- being so with such an illustrious group
dance with powder all over your tux
eral blocks behind the bridal party of people taking part in it. UnfortunLittle Tommy—Pa, when has a man lapels—tsk, tsk!"
carrying the rest of the bride's be- ately, the rest of the cast was un- horse sense?
"Oh, that was just so much idle
longings. Mr. Ulmer, whom we know known to the writer.
Father—When he can say nay.
talc."—M. I. T. Voo Doo.
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EDITORIALS
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eJ>tKH>Ca>
US C H A T T E
Among the Plots
Scotch G r e e t i n g Card
M e r r y Christmas
Bright B i r t h d a y
Busy St. P a t r o c k ' s D a y
t>tKHj0^^
" C h a r l e m a g n e , First of t h e ModH a p p y New Y e a r
H a p p y Hooligan , ,j,jjg A N N E X L A M E N T S —
i class: " I k n o w a m a n eight f e e t tall e r n s , " by Charles E d w a r d Russell;
Peaceful T h a n k s g i v i n g D a y
Houghton Mifflin C o m p a n y , Boston
I from T e x a s . "
Sweet Yom K i p p u r
' T h a t the dorm s t u d e n t s c a n n o t b e
Now w h a t p a r t of t h e h u m a n body and New Y o r k ; 1 9 3 0 — P e r h a p s one of
Glad E a s t e r
J o y o u s F o u r t h of J u l y given t h e benefits of associating more
t h e most i n t e r e s t i n g a n d yet one of
is T e x a s ?
Restful L a b o r Day
| closely with them.
the least known figures of history is
I
* * *
Charlemagne. W e a r e in d a n g e r of
Kindly check t h e occasion lightly ; T h a t midnight lunch is n o t served
Even our t e a c h e r s r e m a r k t h a t B a r - passing over the period of the D a r k
with a pencil, so t h a t t h i s can be used , via r a d i o .
. d o and E m e r y a r e the answers to a Ages as one of i m p e n e t r a b l e darkagain.
I T h a t the t r i b u n a l c a n n o t a p p r e c i a t e m a i d e n ' s p r a y e r
ness, and of completely overlooking
—The Easterner.
I the f a c t t h a t the a n n e x freshmen do '
* * *
the worth of C h a r l e m a g n e . Charles
*''•"'
I n o t c a r e to associate with them.
i
A
,,
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Pi-Qcifionf T fl Tfyin-iomor, nf TTor,!„,
„
,
.
.
' A collcgc J u u i o r has j u s t rcceivcd E d w a r d Russell, however, does n o t
P r e s i d e n t J. O. E n g l e m a n of K e n t ! T h a t B o n e b r e a k w o n t broke j u s t ,,„r first n i c k n a m e I t ' s "Pottsville convert this period into one of blessed
T e a c h e r s College, h a s r e c e n t l y signed ; ^ h e n he needed to have the hair r e
nickname. I t s
FottsvUle
e n l i g h t e n m e n t , n o r does he r e g a r d
K a t e . " W h a t will " H e i n l e " say?
a petition from the local d r a m a t i c f r a - ; moved from his upper lip.
*
*
*
C h a r l e m a g n e as a demigod. He is ext e r n i t y to organize a College T h e a t r e .
T h a t Cowfer and S m i t h have r e a c h
Achey w a s completely squelched in t r e m e l y h o n e s t in his p o r t r a y a l of
The first play t o be p r e s e n t e d is " T h e | , ,,
events. His accounts of the deceit, t h e
ll/r„ii:
T>„i
u . . Israel
T
1 Zangwill.
rr
.-n ITJ.
Melting
P
o t ,))" by
t ^eU^ "tttj
' ^ / * ; t ^ , ' : . ° L ' " ! ! " ' * L ' ^ ' ' . " " ^ * ! ™ ^ Ed. Psychology class the other day
such a s a n a s t y g n a n t lens and actino- when t h e following conversation took brutality, t h e widespread and a p will t a k e place in April.
proved vice of t h e b a r b a r i a n s t h a t
m e t e r a r e pie for t h e m .
place:
— T h e Kent Stater.
T h a t Shorty has developed a n a t H a l l : Did you ever drive a car. Dr. overran E u r o p e inspire one with n o t h * **
ing less t h a n horror. Charlemagne, altitude where he d o e s n ' t care whether Rude?
( W o u l d n ' t it be sad if this law
though he w a s n o t t h e saviour of t h e s e
a n y b o d y likes a f a t m a n or not. CowDr. R u d e : Cer-tainly.
should ever go into effect in this
fer s a y s he would r a t h e r j u m p over
H a l l : W a s it a Ford or a n a u t o m o - b a r b a r i a n s , banded t h e m t o g e t h e r in
s t a t e ? ) A n old college t r a d i t i o n is in
such a w a y t h a t civilization w a s n o t
Shorty than walk a r o u n d him.
bile?
d a n g e r of extinction in Ohio. A f t e r
completely destroyed. Although he did
Dr.
R
u
d
e
:
Mr.
Achenbach,
I
believe
T
h
a
t
we
all
h
a
v
e
n
'
t
Shively's
ways
A u g u s t 15, 1 9 3 1 , a s t a t u t e recently
somethings we m o d e r n s would shudpassed by t h e Ohio s t a t e legislature ^ ' ^ h w o m e n — a l t h o u g h it is said t h a t you a r e still m t h e Dark Ages,
d e r at, he w a s in t r u t h a prodigy. I n
goes into effect. T h e law r e a d s as fol- ^ p u n d e r m a n h a s a w a y with t h e m — ,
^,
, ^^
,
, ^,
a society t h a t practiced deceit he lovlows: "Whoever, n o t being entitled to b " * ' ^ ^ the w r o n g w a y .
She ( a f t e r d a n c e ) : Oh, my f e e t a r e ed t r u t h ; in a society t h a t a v e n g e d
do so u n d e r the rules and r e g u l a t i o n s
T h a t Bone decided t h a t anybody ' ' ' ' ' ' " g "J'^- „ ^ , ,, , ^ , , ,
I crime with m u r d e r and t o r t u r e , he
thereof, w e a r s a badge or b u t t o n of a who would snitch 3 b a r s of candy . "•=,- ^ ^ f^'^^ don t h u r t , b u t d a n c - was known for his m e r c y and forsociety or organization of t e n y e a r s ' from him was in the w r o n g institu- ' " ^ ^ " ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ '",^''?^ "^^ ^'-""^ ^"l^giveness. He espoused Christianity in
s t a n d i n g in this s t a t e shall be fined tion—which brings to mind the ques^/l^= ^ " ^ * ^ because you have no a crude form, of course, and f u r t h e r e d
not m o r e t h a n t w e n t y dollars or im-1 t i o n — W h e r e did S h o r t y ' s eight cigars i backbone.
^^ ^^ ^^
democratic education.
prisoned n o t m o r e t h a n t h i r t y days, go, T o m ?
i , i ,•
TT
• .•
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This biography is w r i t t e n after t h e
or hnth "
i TU 4- rr
A7 4.
,. Ul
1 i, I M a r t r c : H a v e a good trme a t the
fashion of m o d e r n biographies. I t is
o^ ootn.
I T h a t Tony Yost g e t s blamed f o r dancp?
If this law is enforced, all the fair e v e r y t h i n g t h a t h a p p e n s in t h e an,j u i ; ; . / a b s e n t mindedlv) • I d o n ' t r o t the m e r e chronologry of a h u m a n
co-eds who a r e t h e proud possessors of nex. H e ' s the old r e l i a b l e — s o m e t h i n g r e m e m b e r ( a b s e n t m m d e d l y ) . 1 don t being's life, b u t i t is a picture of a
their boy f r i e n d s ' f r a t e r n i t y pins a r e we c a n fall back on.
* **
c h a r a c t e r and his relation to his enin d a n g e r of having to spend t h i r t y ;
T h a t Bonebreak h a s n ' t a bank of
P e g Beeson's favorite q u o t a t i o n v i r o n m e n t . T h e style is very vivid and
days m .]ail. However those w h o know
" W a - is capable of holding one's d e e p e s t
insist t h a t t h e girls will find some way [j,„
ter, w a t e r e v e r y w h e r e a n d n o t a d r o p a t t e n t i o n .
of evading the law a n d r e t a i n their i n^, . .,
,
,. ^,
„ .
w. i • i » iir n iu 4.. 4.1
-4. •
OLIVE LIVINGSTON
prized possessions.
I T h a t the m e m b e r s of t h e walking to d r m k . Well, t h a t ' s the way it is
' The E g y p t i a n
i delegation c a n n o t g e t wise to t h e f a c t i around h e r e .
" G r a n d H o t e l , " by Vicki B a u m ;
* * *
'
i t h a t their presence in the annex is 1
* * *
Doubleday, Doran a n d Co., New
04. J 4.
4. 4.U TT •
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4! ,.T ' frowned
upon.
If
t
h
e
y
m
u
s
set
jugs
a
r
o
u
n
d
the
halls,
why
c
a
n
'
t
they
go
patriotic
and
T h a t S a t u r d a y a f t e r n o o n s and Sun- \
York, 1 9 3 1 ; $ 2 . 5 0 — I t is not a t all
S t u d e n t s a t t h e University of Ne- days come b u t once a week.
.^ in m a r o o n .1a &
nd gray?
j1have thenr
[unlikely t h a t , j u s t a s in 1929 a Gerb r a s k a a r e l e a r n i n g where a n d how to
m a n book, "All Q u i e t on t h e W e s t e r n
T h a t life is so s h o r t and t h a t w e !
park on the c a m p u s . A t the beginning
F r o n t , " was the o u t s t a n d i n g popular
of t h e s e m e s t e r a h u n d r e d or more
^...^ii. 4.4.^ .o ou c^^n. emu Liini, w e ;
m, u 1
u
t
1u
t h r e e or four. a r e Jticketed.
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4.
1- • 4.1 i ,
, ; T h e broken h e a r t s a r o u n d here on literary success in this country and
cars were tagged daily. N o w only c a n n o t go on living m t h a t heavenly r, 4- J
• ut
>4.
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of„,„^.,r,„..„ 4^ „ 1 11
lu
S a t u r d a y n i g h t w e r e n ' t confined to [ E n g l a n d — s o , again, for 1931, an—Exchange.
a t m o s p h e r e ot good will and happiness ..
fu
n
o t h e r artistic i m p o r t a t i o n from Ger4-u„4- „;„4- .- 4-u- 1-4.4.1 111
4.1 4. the ones on t h e wall—.
m
a n y m a y r e p e a t t h a t experience, difle
one
a
n
d
o
n
l
y
—
T
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t h a t exists m this little old house, t h a t
* * *
f e r e n t as the books a r e in every r e •'
looks so gloomy b u t is so deceiving
in :I dances
rr.„ „ rmmensely—especrally
j /-.u • ^
j nthose
4.1
spect. Vicki Baum, a y o u n g Viennese
other form of physical exercise. The
9.45.
T h e women students a t Bucknell! its looks, thp - „ „ . . i n „ K , ^ T t T , r : before
Tommy
a n d Christy enjoyed all t h e whose previous books have given h e r
gym classes include clogging, t a p
Overheard
a
t
the
I
n
t
e
r
S
o
r
o
r
i
t
y
Don
and
Ker-nr
call
their
Times
box
University prefer dancing to a n y A N N E X .
1 in E u r o p e s o m e t h i n g of the position
dancing, and n a t u r a l dancing. Some D i n n e r S a t u r d a y n i g h t : Al Heydrich 'Yours and M i n e . "
and r e p u t a t i o n occupied by Edna F e r formal work is being done along the yelling, " H a s anyone seen the girl I
I ber in this country, h a s w r i t t e n a work
Danish t y p e . I n t e r e s t is also t a k e n in was w i t h ? " J u l e ' s so petite he c a n ' t
I Julie a n d F l o r e n c e have sworn off which she has n a m e d " G r a n d H o t e l . "
basketball now a n d in the s p r i n g t e n - , even find her.
i of swearing d u r i n g Lent. E a c h h a s
The story is laid in a large a n d exnis a n d a r c h e r y a r e to be offered.
* * *
i
» » *
, agreed to deposit a penny in a box 1pensive hotel in Berlin whose g u e s t s
— T h e Bucknellian
, A n o t h e r crack a t formal clothes: for every cuss word s a i d — t h e B. E. a r e the excessively mixed clientele
M t
CL
I L
• w
' ^^ several couples were leaving Ach- X.'ers expect to have a feed a t t h e characteristic of expensive h o s t e l r e s .
T h e description of the hotel is m a s . / « . to onOW Johnnie
r / i n e S j e n b a c h ' s after the d i n n e r S a t u r d a y end of Lent.
t e r f u l ; we have l e a r n e d every d e t a i l ;
t
h
e
r
e
must
be
a
m
a
s
q
u
e
r
a
d
e
t
o
n
i
g
h
t
.
"
This
w
e
t
situation
is
n
o
t
t
o
b
e
In "Cracker
Jack"
Saturday
'''^^'' ^ bystander remarked, " S a y - !
even the pineapples on a brown a n d
* * *
[sneezed at. Some promising couples r a s p b e r r y g r o u n d have a familiar air.
On S a t u r d a y night the Y. M. C. A. ! H e a r d in E d u c a t i o n a l Psychology were s e p a r a t e d .
W h a t causes Fratilein Baum's work
will p r e s e n t to the students a sevent o b e so enthusiastically received by
reel comedy, J o h n n i e Hines in "Crackcritics is not the s t u d y of the life of
I
D. R. B.'s Plan Initiation
er J a c k . " D o n ' t miss this side-splitting
! On Monday, F e b r u a r y 16, a t noon a big c a r a v a n s a r y . No, it is t h e fact
play. It is t h e comedy of all comedies.
t h a t it is a pure m e l o d r a m a , admirably
Come and p a r t i c i p a t e in a n evening I W h e n it snows we a r e going sleigh the D. R. B.'s held their weekly m e e t done, marvelously plotted with a fine,,
chock full of laughs. See J o h n n i e ! riding. W o n ' t t h a t seem like t h e good ing in the boys' day-room. Plans w e r e
sure touch and a splendid sense of
H i n e s , t h e King of laughter-land, in I old times when we ride in a sleigh discussed for S t u n t Night and comclimatic value t h a t has caused such
mittees
were
a
p
p
o
i
n
t
e
d
for
the
pur" C r a c k e r J a c k . " The movie will be | and sing " y e old s o n g s ? " If M o t h e r
pose of m a k i n g up t h e initiation of l i t e r a r y geniuses as Morley and Cans h o w n in t h e college a u d i t o r i u m and j did, w h y can't we?
T .
, 4., -iir A A , ,
,
i the new m e m b e r s . This initiation will by to accept it a n d prophesy for it a
will b e g i n p r o m p t l y a t 8.15 o'clock.
L a s t week the W. A A. had such a u u u - iu
i n
,
1 u 4. -4. 4, H i ,
, I be held in t h e gymnasium and all f u t u r e of g r e a t brightness.
T h e a d m i s s i o n price is fifteen cents. p a r t,y planned
b u t it fell t h r o u g h ! 4. j , 4.
u
• u 4. 4.4. 1
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students
who
wish
to
a
t
t
e
n
d
are
welCome a n d b r i n g y o u r friends.
A f t e r r e a d i n g " G r a n d H o t e l " one
when the snow molted and the sun , „ „ „ TU
• -t-- ij 4.u
11
shone. Tough luck, kids, but the"=win- eome. I h e initiation of t h e pledges has the feeling of having lived, of
M o s t of t h e people seemed to have j t e r isn't over yet. As soon as it snows who have been u n d e r walking r u l e s having had m o m e n t s of g r e a t happia t t e n d e d t h e d a n c e but t h e r e were again you'll g e t a notice of the sleigh during t h e past week will soon be held. ness, of having had moments of sadj
still s o m e w h o p r e f e r r e d the homelike ride,
ness, of knowing intimately B a r o n
' man B a b b i t t Preysing, and t h e world- Gargon, t h e Russian dancer, t h e Geratmosphere.
i K E E P YOUR E Y E S O P E N .
' weary Dr. O t t e r n s c h l a y .
y
Jingle Bells—Jingle Bells
JOHNNIE
HINES
j
COLLEGE TIMES
IN
'CRACKER
.JACK"
State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
VOL. VIII.—NO. 19.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1931
5 Cents Per Copy
400 ATTEND ANNUAL 1
SENIOR CLASS BALL
Much Heralded Event Proves to
Be the Biggest Success
of the Year
Under a gorgeous canopy of red
and white crepe paper two hundred
couples whirled and glided to the
crooning syncopation of J. Allen Duffield's Pennsylvania Footwarmers last
Saturday evening when the Senior
Class held its annual formal ball for
LEFT TO RIGHT, FRONT ROW: (ieoi-Re Shively, John Kachik, Bob Bollinger, Bob Plummer, Ken Hart;
the underclassmen in the college gymSECOND ROW: Jim Renninger, Chester McCall, Bob Smith, Christy Hammaker, Hall Achenbach,
nasium. The decorations for the event,
Clyde Snare, Ed Dettrey; THIRD ROW: Max Bossert, Ray Poole, Don Rice, Albert Sundberg, John
carrying out the St. Valentine's Day
Weipsic, Hal Poust, Stacy Gunderman, Charles Baker.
color scheme, were red and white.
The vaulted ceiling of crepe paper
was made of streamers of gay red and Dr. Jamison Conducts Series \ S. T. C. Football Pictures
Dr. Harry F. Weber Speaks
white. Hanging from the center of the
Of Interesting Discussions To Go on Nation-Wide Tour At Sunday Vesper Services
canopy were two large heart-shaped
baskets. On the side walls, red heartfaces (the boys very manly looking, j Leading off with a chapel talk on j Through the interest of Coach RayDr. Harry F. Weber spoke on the
the girls quite feminine with their I Creative Living, Dr. Auleene Marley mony C. Morgan the above picture of Mer.nonite people at Vesper Services
small black curls) glanced at each Jamison took charge of some unus- the varsity football men wearing their on Sunday night, Feb. 15. In his talk
other with flirtatious eyes. Lattices of ually fine meetings, discussions and sports coats has been given to the Pic- he gave some very interesting and
green trimmed with red and white private conferences, all bearing on torial Service, a nation-wide circuit, new things about this religious group
were placed against the end walls, the general topic of Social Relation- ' and the cut will appear throughout the of which there are 100,000 people in
and conveniently placed chairs and \ ch'ps, during her two days' visit to country in newspapers which are sub- the United States and which i.s comsettees completed the attractive pic- ' Lock Haven's campus on Wednesday ; scribers to this pictorial service. Be- posed of approximately twenty-three
ture. Miss Bernice Moran headed the and Thursday, February 11 and 12. ': sides receiving distribution through distinct sects.
Dr. Weber said that those who are
(Coittlnnoil on pjiKe ' )
I Dr. Jameson came as a guest of the the channel of this service, the picture
Women's Student Government As- also will appear in some non-subscrib- not familiar with the Mennonites look
sociation, and spoke at the general ing papers, since fifty additional mats upon them as animals in captivity,
Raiders Put Up Splendid group
meeting of the Association on have been made for distribution. Tho whereas they are really a group of
evening, after having met sports coat type of football award is hard-working, serious-minded people
Fight Against Bloomsburg aWednesday
unique, having been origin- from whom America has received
number of women during the day absolutely
ated by Coach Morgan for Lock Ha- benefits of which she is not aware: the
at
several
group
conferences,
and
at
Lock Haven 20
Bloomsburg 39
ven's letter men.
Mennonites were the first religious
a noon auditorium meoting during
Plummer
F
Yocabonis which .she spoke on the subject of
sect to advocate religious freedom in
McLean
F
Kirker Mental Hygiene of the School Child. Dr. Auleene Jamison is Guest that they believed in individual interWeber
C Wambaugh (capt.)
pretation of the Bible; they were the
For nearly the ent"re day, on ThursGunderman (capt.) G
Sheppela
first to insist upon believer's baptism;
Of
Honor
at
"Y"
Cabinet
Tea
Hammaker
G
Golder day Dr. Jamison was occupied with
the flrst paper mill was built in Amerindividual conferences, followed by a
L. H. T. C
5 5 8 2—20 group meoting from 4.00 to 5.00 o'Dr. Auleen Mar-ley Jamison was ica by a Mennonite clergyman; the
Bloom. T. C
9 8 14 8—39 clock in the afternoon. The last meet- guest of honor at an informal tea first book on Education in America
Field Goals: L. H. T. C—Weber 3, ing, held on Thursday evening, was given last Wednesday afternoon in ' was written by a man of this order;
Gunderman 4, McLean; B. T. C.— thrown open for the discussion of the Blue Room by the Y. W. Cabinet t and the first large book to be printed
Wambaugh 9, Kirker 2, Yocabonis 2, questions of general interest, most of for tho members of the faculty and in America was the production of the
(Continued on page 2)
Sheppela.
which had been deposited in a ques- the girls' student government organizations of both the dormitory and day
Foul Goals: L. H. T. C.—Plummer tion box during the day.
room. The Blue Room was attractively
1x1, Cooke 1x1, Weber 1x1, McLean
Dr. Jamison left early Friday mornInter-Sorority Banquet Held
0x1, Poust 0x2, Gunderman 0x2, ing to go back to her home in Pitts- decorated for the event, the girls havHammaker 1x2; B. T C.—Wambaugh burgh, where she has a professional ing carried out the Valentine Day At Achenbach Party Garden
color scheme. Waitresses dressed in
3x4; Yaretski 1x1, Sheppela, 1x1, Ru- practice.
white and wearing clever outfits deftdowski 1x1. Golder 1x1, Kirker 2x5,
About thirty couples, including
ly served the gue.sts as they arrived.
Yocabonis 2x5.
Miss Mabel-Louise Arey, Miss Avis
The
receiving
committee
included
Substitutions: L. H. T. C.—Hager
La Pluie
Edgerton, Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Morgan,
Miss Bertha Rowe, faculty advisor of and Mr. W. M. Williams, of the facfor Plummer, Plummer for McLean,
The
rain
is
cruel
to-night
.
.
.
.
the
Y.
W.
C.
A.,
Alice
Read
and
Sara
Poust for Weber, Weber for Hager,
ulty, and several alumnae members
Fletcher, president and vice president, of the college, attended an Inter-SorMany-fingered, many-toned;
Cooke for Hammaker, Bardo for
respectively, of the organization. Ivah ority banquet which was held SaturVoices ride on every drop—
Cooke, Rorabaugh for Bardo; B. T.
Thinly smothered, muted echoes. Thompson poured.
C.—Yaretski for Yocabonis, Wilson j
day evening at Achenbaeh's Party
for Kirker, Baker for Wambaugh,
Garden before the Senior Ball. FitWarman for Sheppela, Rudowski for It is a sister to that which fell
Sophomore Class Elects Its ting decorations of red and white with
When sober voices came to tell
Golder.
the valentine motif, red candles and
Your triumph, which the rain knew
Referee: Young (Susq.)
New
Officers
on
Tuesday
attractive place-cards established the
well . . . .
setting for a most enjoyable dinner.
Coming here with full intentions
j A meeting of the Sophomore class Special favors contributed by the
I
draw
the
curtains,
blurs
of
white.
of having an easy time, the championwas called on Tuesday morning, Feb- management consisted of comic valship Bloomsburg Teachers quintet re- Yet voices mumble thru the night
ruary 17, for the purpose of electing entines bound up in red and white
And sleep is ravished by
ceived a neat surprise at the hands
new officers. The results are as fol- paper. Much merriment followed the
Each voice.
of Coach Morgan's Raiders last Frilows: President, John Haberstroh; receipt of these valentines.
Each finger.
day evening on the local court. Al[Vice President, Julia Silagyi; SecreThe management of the banquet
Each drop . . . .
though defeated by the score of 39-20
jtary, Harold Mclllvaine; Treasurer, was in charge of the members of the
(Continned on pnfi:e 2)
A. L.
I Lajos Torok.
Inter-Sorority Council.
COLLEGE TIMES
Intra-Mural Basketball
Alumni Notes
Faculty, Studenls are Cast
In "Womanless Wedding"
1927
Dot Killen, a n Alpha Sigma T a u ,
W h o ever heard of a " W o m a n l e s s
who is t e a c h i n g a t h e r home in CresW e d d i n g " and w h o would
have
son, w a s here for a f e w m i n u t e s on
t h o u g h t t h a t several p r o m i n e n t m e n
S a t u r d a y t o see some of h e r friends.
from o u r faculty a n d o u r s t u d e n t
The I n t r a - M u r a l B a s k e t b a l l t e a m s
Monday a f t e r n o o n w a s a n o t h e r I t ' s funny how t h e alumni will find body would p a r t i c i p a t e in such a
have s t a r t e d to play t h e i r opponents milestone in girls' athletics a t o u r their w a y back,
u n i q u e affair? B u t a " W o m a n l e s s
for t h e second time. T h e t e a m s will school. There were t h r e e good g a m e s
W e d d i n g " did t a k e place last T h u r s play each o t h e r t h r e e t i m e s , each five played d u r i n g t h e course of t h e af- |
1929
day a n d Fridny nights in t h e S e n i o r
playing 12 games. T h e c o n t e s t s in t h e t e r n o o n . Yes, a n d w e ' r e glad t o say j C h a r l o t t e High, t e a c h e r a t Bell- High School Auditorium. A b o u t e i g h t
leagues a r e w a r m i n g u p , with t h e t h a t t h e r e were quite a few r o o t e r s , wood, a n d Phoebe V a r n e r , t e a c h e r a t o'clock t h e guests b e g a n t o a r r i v e . Of
t e a m s in t h e first t h r e e places showing A i n ' t t h a t sompin? Seriously, though, | Woodland, were both on t h e c a m p u s course t h e first t o a r r i v e were t h e
a lot of rivalry to gain t h e p e n n a n t . , t h a t does help t h e players when t h e y | again. T h e y a r e quite t h e usual v i s punch girls and t h e p r e s e n t girls. T h e
Each five h a s held i t s league stand- know t h e r e a r e some staunch r o o t e r s i t o r s b u t w e a r e always glad t o see l a t t e r came p r a n c i n g down t h e aisle
them.
i n g a s a r e s u l t of last w e e k ' s contest, j along t h e side lines.
to t h e t u n e of some peppy music, s t o p Captain Kell is still leading t h e in-1 Here a r e t h e g a m e s a s they w e r e
ping once in a while only to wink a t
1930
dividual scorers with 85 points. Other played:
some handsome y o u n g m a n or to powTh's
class
was
very
well
r
e
p
r
e
s
e
n
t
B
a
r
n
d
t
8—Oven
6.
high scorers a r e :
[ d e r each o t h e r ' s noses. O n e of t h e
ed
a
t
t
h
e
A
n
n
u
a
l
Senior
Prom.
H
e
r
e
Lawhead 18—Hill 8.
Poust, A m
52
i girls w a s no other t h a n Myron Biddle,
Then t h e b e g i n n e r s a r e improving, goes for t h e roll call a n d all a n s w e r ; the little fellow with t h e wavy hair,
Robb, N a t
44
too. The feel of t h e ball doesn't scare t o your own n a m e : Grace Marks, Mir- [who had enough p a i r t , powder, a n d
Hoy, Am
37
them so very much a n y more. N o w iam M u r r a y , Thelma Strum, Mid I r o u g e on h i s face t o supply t h e g i r l s
Smith, N a t
33
they pass the ball instead of holding i t ; Granville, Geneva Anderson, Mid Ky- in E a s t dorm for two weeks. To t h i n k
Secula, Am
32
as if they were scared t o death of it. iler. Bill B i t n e r ( as usual) and K e n n y t h a t h e possesses such a dainty L t t l e
Coughlin, N a t
30
They have played one g a m e . H e r e is ; Miles. E v e r y o n e looked well and pros- foot a s t o wear a n u m b e r t h r e e shoo
Lohr, Am
29
the result:
H a r m o n , Am
27
with a heel t h r e e inches high is a l m o - t
perous.
• Baker, N a t
26
Pelton 10—Payne 4.
unbelievable, b u t t r u e , nevertheless.
Risch, A m
26
W a n t to know w h o o u r high scor- personal fouls marked u p against him.
Oh y e s ! t h e Bride's close r e l a t i v e s
Ziff, Am
25
ers are?
E x c e p t a g a i r s t W a m b a u g h , t h e local are n o w a r r i v i n g a n d h e r e c o m e s —
Monti, Am
24
Benson—1st yr. P r i .
defense stopped t h e vaunted a t t a c k why, this looks I k e Dr. Rude. S u r e
B a r n d t — 1 s t yr. Col.
of t h e coming champs a n d forced enough, h e is t h e Bride's g r a n d f a t h e r ,
STANDING O F TEAMS
G r i e r — 4 t h y r . Col.
t h e m t o extend themselves t o carry i grey haired and twisted in four difl'erAmerican League
Oh y e h , a n d w e have some p r e t t y I off the decision. T h e score gives no ! ent shapes, hobbling a l o r g with t h e
W L P e t P t s Opp I nifty hoopsters.
indication of t h e closeness of t h e ! s u p p o r t of a crooked cane a n d t r y i n g
Kell
5 1 ,833 162 86
contest, a s time after time t h e local I to assist t h e Bride's g r a n d m o t h e r ,
Poust
4 1 .800 130 74 class, respectively. Miss Berthe Daniel defense stopped t h e constantly on- I who also is old a n d feeble.
I T h e guests now coming a r e all n o t Secula
3 3 .500 129 130 and M r . A. D. P a t t e r s o n , class advJs- rushlnsj- a t t a c k of the visitors.
Uabks and famous movie s t a r s such a s
Rorabaugh
2 3 .400 7 3 114 or.=, Mrs. A. D. P a t t e r s o n , Miss Belle
Bcxing Bouts Bet-ween Halves
Hart
1 3 .250 57 98 Holaway, Dean of W o m e n , and Dr.
D u r i n g t h e half time a n exhibition ! Al Jolson a n d Sir H a r r y L a u d e r , b u t
Eliason
0 4 .000 37 86 H a r r y F . W e b e r , Dean of Men.
of t h r e e boxing m a t c h e s (2 r o u n d s here comes the flapper of 1 9 3 1 , w e a r ! ing a bright velvet d r e s s — b r i g h t a s
National League
Generous supplies of punch w e r e each) w a s p u t on t h r o u g h t h e efforts
Dettrey
5 0 1.000 101 57 served a t a n a t t r a c t i v e stand by n e a t l y of Coach Morgan. T h e following took , vermillion—and with p r o p e r a d o r n Robb
4 1 . 8 0 0 114 85 costumed w a i t e r s a n d waitresses. p a r t : B a k e r - M o n t i ; F i t z g e r a l d - S e k u l a ; j m e n t on h e r lips t o m a t c h it. B y all
j a p p e a r a n c e s the styles n e x t y e a r will
Smith
2 2 . 5 0 0 38 41 Other f e a t u r e s included t h e prerrrier Rorabaugh-Reynolds.
Bossert
0 5 .000 82 129 playing by t h e F o o t w a r m e r s of a n ' Tbe n e x t game will find the R a i d e r s bo loud a r d snappy, and m o r e powder,
Renninger
0 5 . 0 0 0 40 80 original composition, a n d t h e t a k i n g i lined u p a g a i n s t Mansfield a t t h a t ! r o u g e and lipstick will b e m a n u f ac; t u r e d — t h i s will relieve t h e u n e m p l o y of a flashlight picture of t h e floor d u r place n e x t Wednesday. The g a m e w a s : m e n t situation. T h e flapper flirts w i t h
originally scheduled f o r S a t u r d a y of
ing t h e eighth dance.
I all t h e married m e n and in reverse orCommittees in charge of t h e affair last week, b u t , on a c c o u n t of tlie a n - I d e r high-hats their wives. She h a s a
worked hard a n d were unusually suc- n u a l Senior Ball, i t w a s postponed j perfect form and walks with a n a i r
cessful. Much credit goes to them for until t h e l a t e r date.
i t h a t is incomparable, while a t t h e
(C-ontiiuic-ii from i>:ise I)
j ^ most successful ball. Committee
] same time she is able to powder h e r
M a r t y r ' s Mirror.
I members were:
' nose a n d balance a vanity case b e f o r e
In his talk Dr. W e b e r used a Ian-!
Decoration
Committee:
Bernice
her eyes. My s t a r s ! She m a n i p u l a t e s a
t e r n slide showing t h e Mennonite ; Moran
(chairman),
Betty
Dalby,
brightly colored f a n so tactfully a n d
Denominations in America. H e ex- Mary A n n Gilson, Evelyn Bosworth,
skillfully t h a t we a r e in no doubt a s t o
plained how a n d why these different Eileen Phillips, Helen Schmoyer, Elsie
i who this o u t s t a n d i r g y o u n g lady m a y
branches eame about, a n d h e also Mayes,
Anna
Sigmund,
Frances
The Girls' Glee Club of t h e T r a i n - b e — D r . Weber h a s been p r a e t i c i n g
gave some peculiarities of each.
, Stokes, Marjorie S t r a y e r , Ruth Grier, ing School J u n i o r High presented t h e this swirling, furling a n d h u r l i n g a
Those who were a t t h e service got ^leorge McMullin, Lester McCall, Wil- o p e r e t t a " C i n d e r e l l a , " by H a r v e y fan f o r n e a r l y tv/o m o n t h s .
a chance to see a Mennonite costume ;'i^"i Sweet, N o r m a n Lohr, Alton Mil- Woi t h i n g^ t o n Loomis,^ in t h _e college
_^_
for Doctor W e b e r had with him one ; ^'^^^ J a m e s R e n n i n g e r , J a m e s Risch, • a u d i t o r i u m last T u e s d a y a f t e r n o o n
J u m p i n g fishhooks, w h a t a n o i s e !
whieh h e p u t on. " O n e of t h e out-1 Hyle Walizer.
j a r d evening. The play, a musical fairy
s t a n d i n g doctrines of t h e Mennonites;
Music C o m m i t t e e : William Sweet j t a l e of t h r e e acts, depicted t h e early Sure enough, it is a n old negro mnnris n o n - r e s i s t a n c e , " said Dr. Weber, ! (^'l''^"™''"). R o b e r t Bollinger.
[trial a r d u l t i m a t e w i n n i n g of happi- my, impersonated by Sabby Grieco,
" y e t t h e trousers of t h e i r c o s t u m e s '
P r o g r a m a n d I n v i t a t i o n s : L a u r a j ness by t h e little Cinderella, whose pushing h e r d a r l i n g child who a m u s s s
himself by bavding a n d s q u a l l i n g
a r e like t h a t of t h e Navy a n d the ! Smit'i ( c h a i r m a n ) , A n n e Thomas, Ed- p a r t was played by Dorothy Sheasley.
c o a t like t h a t of t h e A r m y . " These Ith F u r s t .
I O t h e r m e m b e r s of t h e cast included while his m o t h e r tries t o hush h i m
with a soft, soothing voice which c a n
people, if they wish t o live up t o t h e
i E s t h e r Caldwell, who played t h e p a r t
be heard t w o blocks away. Black a s
d r e s s - s t a n d a r d of their order, cannot Raiders
Put
Up Splendid
k j tl?G step-mother-; A n n a B e n n e t t and coal, dressed in a red and white checkw e a r ties, belts or suspenders, and
K
»"»• • " • "
I M a n e C h a p m a n , Cinderella's step-sis- ered dress, a n d t a k i n g strides six f e e t
some c a n n o t w e a r even b u t t o n s or
Fight
Against
Bloomsburg
l^'^^^'^^^^ c h a p m a n , Cinderella's god- long, Sabby goes t o t h e w e d d i n g t r y jewelry.
° m o t h e r ; R u t h Crowley, as P r i n c e ing with all his life t o keep pace w i t h
In addition to Dr. W e b e r ' s talk
C h a r m i n g ; and Helen F r a n z a s t h e the baby and the baby carriage.
((^oiitiiuicfl from iiiiKe 1)
t h e r e w a s a saxophone solo by William
t h e locals extended t h e powerful prince's h e r a l d .
A f t e r all the g u e s t s had arrived t h e
Sweet.
The play was u n d e r t h e direction of
Bloomsburg t e a m a n d n o t until t h e
bridal p a r t y star-ted t h e fatal m a r c h
Miss
Marjorie
Roach,
of
t
h
e
music
final t h r e e m i n u t e s did t h e visitors
(for t h e groom) to t h e t u n e of " H e r e
make a n y substitutions in their line- d e p a r t m e n t , Mr. A. D. P a t t e r s o n , sup- j comes t h e bride, here comes t h e
ervisor
of
t
h
e
J
u
n
i
o
r
High
School,
and
0 i i uups.
p s . With
vvirn W
w e bo e r a n d
a Capt.
(Japt. (Gi u n d e r - : ; ; ••'^r' " " " • ; ; """"-"^ ""'s"'^'-"""''«'">- g r o o m . " Mr. Stemple, one of t h e
O f l " I man leading t h e attack, t h e R a i d e r s ! ^''^ R o b e r t Bollinger, a s t u d e n t teach groomsmen, led t h e procession. H e
set t h e pace d u r i n g t h e early p a r t of er. P r o c e e d s of t h e play will b e used was dressed in a costume a p p r o p r i a t e
(Continued from p.-ise 1)
t h e g a m e b u t could n o t withstand t h e t o buy a victrola for t h e J u n i o r High for t h e occasion. The flower girls,
c o m m i t t e e t h a t planned t h e decorative speedy a t t a c k of t h e visitors, built Sehool. Those who saw t h e play were
K e r m i t Stover and Hugh F r y , dressed
scheme.
a r o u n d Capt. W a m b a u g h , g i a n t cen- e n t h u s i a s t i c about it.
as t w o lovely maidens, t h r e w flowers
H o s t s a n d hostesses of t h e evening, ter, who caged nine twin pointers, to
over t h e audience while p r o c e e d i n g
w h o r e c e i v e d t h e g u e s t s , included Mr. lead t h e scoring for t h e evening. H a m "Will you m a r r y me, d e a r e s t ? "
down t h e aisle. T h e t r a i n b e a r e r s ,
T e d R o b b a n d Miss K a t h r y n Wagner, ; m a k e r played a s t r o n g defensive gairie
" C e r t a i n l y . Companionate, trial or Floyd Blooru and Clyde S n a r e , w e a r P r e s i d e n t a n d T r e a s u r e r of the senior | until h e was forced t o r e t i r e with f o u r fight to a finish?
(Oontinucil on iinec a)
Second Tournament Round Scoring Aces for Girls, are
Started in Boys' League Benson, Barndt and Grier
Dr. Harry F. Weber Speaks
At Sunday Vesper Services
Junior High Girls' Glee Club
Gives "Cinderella" Operetta
400
Attend Annual
Senior Class
COLLEGE TIMES
COLLEGE TIMES
— Us and
Others
MONOLOGS OF A MORON
Eve Hinkleman arrived on Sunday
ON THE BALL
nite with twice as many packages as
"After
the
Ball is over," while not
when she left on Saturday. This
means only one thing—she had been a football song, certainly has some
connection with feet. Or we suppose
in Williamsport.
it is the connection of feet with feet
Published weekly during school year.
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before the ball is over that causes all
Subscription rate, $1.00 per annum.
When one room mate goes home it the difficulty. It's sort of a "Limp,
is customary for the other to go, too. limp, limp, the boy was marching"
BOARD OF EDITORS
Helen Russell and Dot Bly were no type of proposition. These blinds that
Editor-in-Chief . . . . Martha Zeigler
exceptions, Helen went to Dewart and are light on their feet are usually
Managing Editor , John Haberstroh
Dot went to Watsontown.
right on yours. And then the girl who
Make-up Editor
Julia Silagyi
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thinks a bid to a dance is an invitaAlumni and Exchange Editor
Two more room mates left the tion to ride around on your best shoes
Margaret Beeson
institution:
Kay
Hardy
went
to
TyMen's Sports Editor . Einar Eliason
all night isn't so popular either. Of
rone and Gwen Radebach to Osceola. course there are the smooth dancers
Girls' Sports Editor, Mary Thompson
Joke Editor
Royce Johnson
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—who smooth all the floor wax off the
Business Manager
Kermit Stover
Julie Cornely visited in Williams- floor onto your best brogans.
Circulation Manager, Olive Livingston
port. Yes, Julie, you didn't go so far
Speaking of types of dancers, we
away at that. Hope you had a pleas- suggest shooting the following:
Staff Writers:—
ant time.
1. The clever guy who, claiming a
Katherine Anderson, W i l l i a m
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Sweet, Elizabeth Dalby, Irene Rusdance, says "Let's wrestle with the
sell, Fay Bittner, Anna Mary GilAnd Mary Thompson went to Hol- problems"—and does.
son, Alice Read, Edith Furst, Ruth
lidaysburg again.
2. The clinging vine who gets a
George Washington
Conrady. Hal Poust, Clyde Lynch,
strangle hold on your windpipe.
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Elizabeth Machtley, Albert Sund3. The farmer boy who manipulates
Frannie Bowers certainly was lost
berg, Quentin Wolfe, Marion FranAMERICA'S FAVORITE MYTH
• Cisco, Metro Kost, Mirabelle Eliawith Mary Monroe in Warren and Kay your arm like a pumphandle.
4. The girl who insists on getting
son.
Embodying all the virtues and none Thomas at home.
her heel caught in some one's trotiser
of the vices—or, from another excuff.
Typists:—
tremist point of view, including in his Lincoln Birthday Program
The cow-like chewer of gum.
Bernice Moran, Agnes Unverdor- character all of the worst elements
Given in Training School 6.5. The
ben, Polly Barndt, Jenice Sharpe, and none of the best—Washington
person who clicks his teeth .
Molly Hammon, Audrey Finn.
to keep time—particularly if he has
along with Lincoln has taken his place
An appropriate program prepared false teeth.
as a prominent figure in American
Acceptance for mailing at special
by the pupils of the 8A section of the
Moreover, we suggest as a part of
rate of postage provided for in Sec- mythology. George Washington never Junior High School department of the
tion 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, told a lie, he threw a stone across the Training School, was presented on every preparatory education some
training in the gentler art of dance
Potomac, he was the standard of all
authorized June 3, 1923.
Entered as Second Class matter that was pure, ideal, godlike in the Friday moining, February 13, in the repartee. Some such digest should do
Training
School.
as a preliminary lesson.
November 5, 1928, at the Post Office eighteenth century; or on the contrary
The memorial portion of the proat Loek Haven, Pa., under the Act of he was a chronic imbiber, a president
(Sweet)
March 3, 1879.
who depended wholly upon his assist- gram consisted of a reading, "LinHe: Gee, you're a (Honey of a)
ants for his administrative ability, a coln," by Hannah Shoemaker, the
(Smooth)
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1931 huge sham. Yet how would Washing- recitation of "The Gettysburg Ad- dancer. (Underscore your choice.)
dress,"
by
James
.Shade,
and
two
ton, the man who led the colonies
She: 1. But you're such a marvelthrough the revolution, v/hose keen talks, "Lincoln in a Hospital" and
ous leader—etc.
foresight and strategy managed to "Lincoln's Honesty," by Anna Ben2. I can always dance best
win such decisive victories as Tren- nett and Eula Glossner, respectively.
with you.
ton and Princeton, whose administra- As an interlude Lillian Johnson play3. Aw, quit your kiddin'(Not
tive ability, even though supported ed a piano solo. Peggy Stouck read
so subtle.)
and aided by such men as Hamilton extracts from the New York Tribune
DR. JAMISON
(fizzle)
and Jeft'erson, carried a new and published on the day of Lincoln's asHe: Isn't this a (wow) of an orTo the Women's Student Govern- struggling country through its first f-assination. Dorothy Knarr recited
ment Association and to all those con- perilous years—how would he react "The Death of Lincoln" and Madeline chestra?
nected with inviting Dr. Auleene Jam- to his place in American mythology Deise recited Whitman's " 0 Captain,
She: Isn't it.
ison to visit our campus, the students
My Captain."
j
He:
I could dance with you forever.
of tha college owe much. Dr. Jamison's j if ho could realize his status? Would
j She: (Looks soulful.)
dominant personality, her straight- he be satisfied with either picture of
He (at end) : I've enjoyed this more
forward understanding and helpful i himself?
Interesting Social Service [ than
any dance this evening.
Courage, energy, foresight and abilsolution of perplexing problems and
her personal aid have given the stu- ity must have been necessary for the
Work Being Done by Y. W. Sho: (Blu.shes and looks modestly
dents a finer attitude toward, and a organization and administration which
I happy.)
clearer insight into their own duties Washirrgton carried out. Human charUnder the direction of Verna Mc- i Same procedure for remainder of
in life. Dr. Jamison was more than a acteristics must also have been a part Garvey, chairman of the Social Ser- ' dances.
lecturer. She was an inspirer of of such an organizer's make-up. "That vice Committee, the Y. W. C. A. has
ideals. By stre:slng the development he embodied all vices or all virtues is '<
been doing sorrre interesting work at [ This Formal Dance and Valentine
of individual personality she brought reither here nor there. Time, which the Children's Home during the win- I Day business must have been a scthome to each of us our duty to our- separates us from his era, necessarily ter season. Several of the girls visit i back to the department of exchequer,
selves, our contemporaries, our fu- rerrroves us from any possible oppor- the Home every Sunday afternoon, j though. The proverbial telegram, "No
ture pupils, our descendants. The pic- tunity for personal judgment of spending an hour or two amusing the mon, no fun, your son," has probably
been going home often this week. Tenture of a rich and worthwhile life Washington. 'That he was outstanding children with stories and games.
tative financial accounts probably
which came to us, by her guidance, we know, that his contributions were
Lately the girls have been assistwill do much to strengthen our ideals worthwhile is self-evident. These facts ing Miss Rittenhouse, the Home dir- look like this:
Tux
$5.00
and aspirations. Dr. Jameson herself should be enough for admirers to tie ector, in the informal Sunday vesper
Flowers
3.00
was so powerful an example of her j to, and these facts remove George service, which includes songs, Bible
Candy
2.00
own philosophy of health, happiness, I Washington from the mythical and verses given by the children themHaircut
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and service that our brief two-day as- place him in the real past.
selves, and Bible stories. Those of the
sociation with her was a privilege and
Shoeshine
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college students who have taken ada pleasure which should long remain
as a staid professor of Geography, vantage of the opportunity to do this
with us.
Total
Bankruptcy
was transformed into a bishop dressed sort of thing have found much satisBut
"on
with
the
Dance," "never
in a long flowing black robe. Assum- faction and delight in the chance for
service with the children of the Home. say dye"—What would anyone want
ing
all
the
dignity
of
a
•jlergyman
of
Faculty, Students are Cast high rank, he united the bride and If anyone is interested in this import- to _ say "dye" for anyhow—Etc., ad
In "Womanless Wedding" groom in the bonds of holy rolling ant phase of the work of the Y. W. infinitum, a propos, vice versa.
C. A., Miss McGarvey will be glad to
L Q. MORON.
macaroni.
(ContinutMl |-r<«i!i iia;;'(' 2)
The "Womanless Wedding" was tell more about the work and how it
ing blonde curls and dressed in white entirely successful—how could it help is managed.
"I hear you came home from the
petticoats with fancy lace, came sev- being so with such an illustrious group
dance with powder all over your tux
eral blocks behind the bridal party of people taking part in it. UnfortunLittle Tommy—Pa, when has a man lapels—tsk, tsk!"
carrying the rest of the bride's be- ately, the rest of the cast was un- horse sense?
"Oh, that was just so much idle
longings. Mr. Ulmer, whom we know known to the writer.
Father—When he can say nay.
talc."—M. I. T. Voo Doo.
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Editors of the College Times.
EDITORIALS
COLLEGE TIMES
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US C H A T T E
Among the Plots
Scotch G r e e t i n g Card
M e r r y Christmas
Bright B i r t h d a y
Busy St. P a t r o c k ' s D a y
t>tKHj0^^
" C h a r l e m a g n e , First of t h e ModH a p p y New Y e a r
H a p p y Hooligan , ,j,jjg A N N E X L A M E N T S —
i class: " I k n o w a m a n eight f e e t tall e r n s , " by Charles E d w a r d Russell;
Peaceful T h a n k s g i v i n g D a y
Houghton Mifflin C o m p a n y , Boston
I from T e x a s . "
Sweet Yom K i p p u r
' T h a t the dorm s t u d e n t s c a n n o t b e
Now w h a t p a r t of t h e h u m a n body and New Y o r k ; 1 9 3 0 — P e r h a p s one of
Glad E a s t e r
J o y o u s F o u r t h of J u l y given t h e benefits of associating more
t h e most i n t e r e s t i n g a n d yet one of
is T e x a s ?
Restful L a b o r Day
| closely with them.
the least known figures of history is
I
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Charlemagne. W e a r e in d a n g e r of
Kindly check t h e occasion lightly ; T h a t midnight lunch is n o t served
Even our t e a c h e r s r e m a r k t h a t B a r - passing over the period of the D a r k
with a pencil, so t h a t t h i s can be used , via r a d i o .
. d o and E m e r y a r e the answers to a Ages as one of i m p e n e t r a b l e darkagain.
I T h a t the t r i b u n a l c a n n o t a p p r e c i a t e m a i d e n ' s p r a y e r
ness, and of completely overlooking
—The Easterner.
I the f a c t t h a t the a n n e x freshmen do '
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the worth of C h a r l e m a g n e . Charles
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I n o t c a r e to associate with them.
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Pi-Qcifionf T fl Tfyin-iomor, nf TTor,!„,
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' A collcgc J u u i o r has j u s t rcceivcd E d w a r d Russell, however, does n o t
P r e s i d e n t J. O. E n g l e m a n of K e n t ! T h a t B o n e b r e a k w o n t broke j u s t ,,„r first n i c k n a m e I t ' s "Pottsville convert this period into one of blessed
T e a c h e r s College, h a s r e c e n t l y signed ; ^ h e n he needed to have the hair r e
nickname. I t s
FottsvUle
e n l i g h t e n m e n t , n o r does he r e g a r d
K a t e . " W h a t will " H e i n l e " say?
a petition from the local d r a m a t i c f r a - ; moved from his upper lip.
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C h a r l e m a g n e as a demigod. He is ext e r n i t y to organize a College T h e a t r e .
T h a t Cowfer and S m i t h have r e a c h
Achey w a s completely squelched in t r e m e l y h o n e s t in his p o r t r a y a l of
The first play t o be p r e s e n t e d is " T h e | , ,,
events. His accounts of the deceit, t h e
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T>„i
u . . Israel
T
1 Zangwill.
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Melting
P
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t ^eU^ "tttj
' ^ / * ; t ^ , ' : . ° L ' " ! ! " ' * L ' ^ ' ' . " " ^ * ! ™ ^ Ed. Psychology class the other day
such a s a n a s t y g n a n t lens and actino- when t h e following conversation took brutality, t h e widespread and a p will t a k e place in April.
proved vice of t h e b a r b a r i a n s t h a t
m e t e r a r e pie for t h e m .
place:
— T h e Kent Stater.
T h a t Shorty has developed a n a t H a l l : Did you ever drive a car. Dr. overran E u r o p e inspire one with n o t h * **
ing less t h a n horror. Charlemagne, altitude where he d o e s n ' t care whether Rude?
( W o u l d n ' t it be sad if this law
though he w a s n o t t h e saviour of t h e s e
a n y b o d y likes a f a t m a n or not. CowDr. R u d e : Cer-tainly.
should ever go into effect in this
fer s a y s he would r a t h e r j u m p over
H a l l : W a s it a Ford or a n a u t o m o - b a r b a r i a n s , banded t h e m t o g e t h e r in
s t a t e ? ) A n old college t r a d i t i o n is in
such a w a y t h a t civilization w a s n o t
Shorty than walk a r o u n d him.
bile?
d a n g e r of extinction in Ohio. A f t e r
completely destroyed. Although he did
Dr.
R
u
d
e
:
Mr.
Achenbach,
I
believe
T
h
a
t
we
all
h
a
v
e
n
'
t
Shively's
ways
A u g u s t 15, 1 9 3 1 , a s t a t u t e recently
somethings we m o d e r n s would shudpassed by t h e Ohio s t a t e legislature ^ ' ^ h w o m e n — a l t h o u g h it is said t h a t you a r e still m t h e Dark Ages,
d e r at, he w a s in t r u t h a prodigy. I n
goes into effect. T h e law r e a d s as fol- ^ p u n d e r m a n h a s a w a y with t h e m — ,
^,
, ^^
,
, ^,
a society t h a t practiced deceit he lovlows: "Whoever, n o t being entitled to b " * ' ^ ^ the w r o n g w a y .
She ( a f t e r d a n c e ) : Oh, my f e e t a r e ed t r u t h ; in a society t h a t a v e n g e d
do so u n d e r the rules and r e g u l a t i o n s
T h a t Bone decided t h a t anybody ' ' ' ' ' ' " g "J'^- „ ^ , ,, , ^ , , ,
I crime with m u r d e r and t o r t u r e , he
thereof, w e a r s a badge or b u t t o n of a who would snitch 3 b a r s of candy . "•=,- ^ ^ f^'^^ don t h u r t , b u t d a n c - was known for his m e r c y and forsociety or organization of t e n y e a r s ' from him was in the w r o n g institu- ' " ^ ^ " ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ '",^''?^ "^^ ^'-""^ ^"l^giveness. He espoused Christianity in
s t a n d i n g in this s t a t e shall be fined tion—which brings to mind the ques^/l^= ^ " ^ * ^ because you have no a crude form, of course, and f u r t h e r e d
not m o r e t h a n t w e n t y dollars or im-1 t i o n — W h e r e did S h o r t y ' s eight cigars i backbone.
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democratic education.
prisoned n o t m o r e t h a n t h i r t y days, go, T o m ?
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This biography is w r i t t e n after t h e
or hnth "
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fashion of m o d e r n biographies. I t is
o^ ootn.
I T h a t Tony Yost g e t s blamed f o r dancp?
If this law is enforced, all the fair e v e r y t h i n g t h a t h a p p e n s in t h e an,j u i ; ; . / a b s e n t mindedlv) • I d o n ' t r o t the m e r e chronologry of a h u m a n
co-eds who a r e t h e proud possessors of nex. H e ' s the old r e l i a b l e — s o m e t h i n g r e m e m b e r ( a b s e n t m m d e d l y ) . 1 don t being's life, b u t i t is a picture of a
their boy f r i e n d s ' f r a t e r n i t y pins a r e we c a n fall back on.
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c h a r a c t e r and his relation to his enin d a n g e r of having to spend t h i r t y ;
T h a t Bonebreak h a s n ' t a bank of
P e g Beeson's favorite q u o t a t i o n v i r o n m e n t . T h e style is very vivid and
days m .]ail. However those w h o know
" W a - is capable of holding one's d e e p e s t
insist t h a t t h e girls will find some way [j,„
ter, w a t e r e v e r y w h e r e a n d n o t a d r o p a t t e n t i o n .
of evading the law a n d r e t a i n their i n^, . .,
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OLIVE LIVINGSTON
prized possessions.
I T h a t the m e m b e r s of t h e walking to d r m k . Well, t h a t ' s the way it is
' The E g y p t i a n
i delegation c a n n o t g e t wise to t h e f a c t i around h e r e .
" G r a n d H o t e l , " by Vicki B a u m ;
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i t h a t their presence in the annex is 1
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Doubleday, Doran a n d Co., New
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upon.
If
t
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e
y
m
u
s
set
jugs
a
r
o
u
n
d
the
halls,
why
c
a
n
'
t
they
go
patriotic
and
T h a t S a t u r d a y a f t e r n o o n s and Sun- \
York, 1 9 3 1 ; $ 2 . 5 0 — I t is not a t all
S t u d e n t s a t t h e University of Ne- days come b u t once a week.
.^ in m a r o o n .1a &
nd gray?
j1have thenr
[unlikely t h a t , j u s t a s in 1929 a Gerb r a s k a a r e l e a r n i n g where a n d how to
m a n book, "All Q u i e t on t h e W e s t e r n
T h a t life is so s h o r t and t h a t w e !
park on the c a m p u s . A t the beginning
F r o n t , " was the o u t s t a n d i n g popular
of t h e s e m e s t e r a h u n d r e d or more
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t h r e e or four. a r e Jticketed.
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cars were tagged daily. N o w only c a n n o t go on living m t h a t heavenly r, 4- J
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S a t u r d a y n i g h t w e r e n ' t confined to [ E n g l a n d — s o , again, for 1931, an—Exchange.
a t m o s p h e r e ot good will and happiness ..
fu
n
o t h e r artistic i m p o r t a t i o n from Ger4-u„4- „;„4- .- 4-u- 1-4.4.1 111
4.1 4. the ones on t h e wall—.
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t h a t exists m this little old house, t h a t
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f e r e n t as the books a r e in every r e •'
looks so gloomy b u t is so deceiving
in :I dances
rr.„ „ rmmensely—especrally
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j nthose
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spect. Vicki Baum, a y o u n g Viennese
other form of physical exercise. The
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T h e women students a t Bucknell! its looks, thp - „ „ . . i n „ K , ^ T t T , r : before
Tommy
a n d Christy enjoyed all t h e whose previous books have given h e r
gym classes include clogging, t a p
Overheard
a
t
the
I
n
t
e
r
S
o
r
o
r
i
t
y
Don
and
Ker-nr
call
their
Times
box
University prefer dancing to a n y A N N E X .
1 in E u r o p e s o m e t h i n g of the position
dancing, and n a t u r a l dancing. Some D i n n e r S a t u r d a y n i g h t : Al Heydrich 'Yours and M i n e . "
and r e p u t a t i o n occupied by Edna F e r formal work is being done along the yelling, " H a s anyone seen the girl I
I ber in this country, h a s w r i t t e n a work
Danish t y p e . I n t e r e s t is also t a k e n in was w i t h ? " J u l e ' s so petite he c a n ' t
I Julie a n d F l o r e n c e have sworn off which she has n a m e d " G r a n d H o t e l . "
basketball now a n d in the s p r i n g t e n - , even find her.
i of swearing d u r i n g Lent. E a c h h a s
The story is laid in a large a n d exnis a n d a r c h e r y a r e to be offered.
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, agreed to deposit a penny in a box 1pensive hotel in Berlin whose g u e s t s
— T h e Bucknellian
, A n o t h e r crack a t formal clothes: for every cuss word s a i d — t h e B. E. a r e the excessively mixed clientele
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' ^^ several couples were leaving Ach- X.'ers expect to have a feed a t t h e characteristic of expensive h o s t e l r e s .
T h e description of the hotel is m a s . / « . to onOW Johnnie
r / i n e S j e n b a c h ' s after the d i n n e r S a t u r d a y end of Lent.
t e r f u l ; we have l e a r n e d every d e t a i l ;
t
h
e
r
e
must
be
a
m
a
s
q
u
e
r
a
d
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t
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g
h
t
.
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This
w
e
t
situation
is
n
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t
t
o
b
e
In "Cracker
Jack"
Saturday
'''^^'' ^ bystander remarked, " S a y - !
even the pineapples on a brown a n d
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[sneezed at. Some promising couples r a s p b e r r y g r o u n d have a familiar air.
On S a t u r d a y night the Y. M. C. A. ! H e a r d in E d u c a t i o n a l Psychology were s e p a r a t e d .
W h a t causes Fratilein Baum's work
will p r e s e n t to the students a sevent o b e so enthusiastically received by
reel comedy, J o h n n i e Hines in "Crackcritics is not the s t u d y of the life of
I
D. R. B.'s Plan Initiation
er J a c k . " D o n ' t miss this side-splitting
! On Monday, F e b r u a r y 16, a t noon a big c a r a v a n s a r y . No, it is t h e fact
play. It is t h e comedy of all comedies.
t h a t it is a pure m e l o d r a m a , admirably
Come and p a r t i c i p a t e in a n evening I W h e n it snows we a r e going sleigh the D. R. B.'s held their weekly m e e t done, marvelously plotted with a fine,,
chock full of laughs. See J o h n n i e ! riding. W o n ' t t h a t seem like t h e good ing in the boys' day-room. Plans w e r e
sure touch and a splendid sense of
H i n e s , t h e King of laughter-land, in I old times when we ride in a sleigh discussed for S t u n t Night and comclimatic value t h a t has caused such
mittees
were
a
p
p
o
i
n
t
e
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