COLLEGE TIMES
State T e a c h e r s C o l l e g e , L o c k H a v e n , P e n n a .
VOL. VII.—No. 17.

SOPHOMORE DANCE
DECLARED A SUCCESS

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 1929
SKETCH OF NEW TRAINING SCHOOL BUILDING

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YOUNG JOURNALISTS
MEET AT COLUMBIA

Nearly One Hundred Couples
Dance to Accompaniment
of Lyric Orchestra

1800 Delegates Attend Fifth Annual Meeting of Columbia
Press Association

FIRST SOPH HOP AT S. T. C.

VARSITY SHOW A FEATURE

The Sophomore class of the college
held a dance in the gymnasium, Saturday, March 16.
It was better known as the "Soph
Hop," and was the first dance of its
kind in the history of the school.
Judging from its enthusiastic reception by the students, it will not be
the last.
In the neighborhood of one hundred
couples were there, and quite nicely
filled the floor. We take pride in saying that the crowd was a very select
one, a characteristic of S. T. C.
dances.
The orchestra was positively irresistible, and even the non-dancers
were inspired to keep time vrith their
feet. The Lyric surpassed all previous
performances, and presented one of
the liveliest programs of jaz
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ever heard. Importations seem unnecessary with an orchestra like that
in our ovm town.
Tho necessarily a day early, it
was a dance in celebration of St. Patrick's Day. The programs carried out
the familiar green effect on cleverly
designed covers, and on the cut of the
school.
The class of '31 has staged two successful events in its short career, last
year the Freshman Frolic and this
year the Soph Hop, and they're still
going strong. Juniors, when you have
your prom in May, you'll have to step
to beat the Sophs.

Three delegates from the Times
Staff, Elizabeth Dalby, Irene Russell,
and Einer Eliason, attended the Fifth
Annual Convention of the Scholastic
Press Association held at Columbia
University in New York City, March
8 and 9. The delegates report that
from the opening session to the VarOur new Tiaining School as it will look when completed. Work on it ! sity Show, which closed the convenis proceeding rapidly. Excavation is well under way and the concrete forms ! tion, they were occupied with a worthj wh le and entartaining program.
are assuming laige proportions. Concrete pouring begins this week and will About 1800 delegates from schools all
be a continuous process day and night.
over the country were present, and
: some from states as far away as Calii foinia, Texas and Florida.
U. of P. Conference Attend- Third Grade Pupils Organ- 1 Professor A. A. Jones, Director of
Admissions, Columbia
University,
ed by Members of Faculty \ ize Good Citizenship Clab gave
the Welcome Address. Following
this, Mr. Arthur S. Draper, Assistant
Dr. Annstrong attended the Gen- j Miss Lesher's third grade has or- Editor of the New York Herald Triberal .Sessions of the Schoolmen's i g-^ized a Good Citizenship Club in UBe, spoke on "Sporting Spirit" as apWeek, held at the University of Penn- i its language class. Officers were elect- plied to Journalism. The Convention
sylvania, Philadelphia, from March ed from the class and Gertrude picture was then taken on the steps
13-16. Miss Whitwell and Miss Sisler j Haight, who is in charge of the club, of the Columbia University Library.
attended special sessions of the con- I says it is quite interesting to see the
Friday afternoon, the poet, Mr. Arference.
j efFect the responsibility of an office thur Guiterman, read some of his
This organization of the Schoolmen has on these third grade officials.
own poems. Assignments were then
is next in size to the State Teachers j The president is proud to take made to various schools represented
Association of Pennsylvania, which is I charge of the meetings of the club, at the convention, whose delegates
the largest group of educators in the j and the secretary has endeavored to were to attend sectional meetings
state. It was attended mainly by dele- I keep a record of everyone's demerits. which followed, and make a report of
gates from Pennsylvania, New York,
The aims of the club are keeping them for the Spectator, the daily paMaryland and Delaware.
self, books, and room clean; being per of Columbia University.
The Conference publishes annually considerate of others; keeping the
At the sectional meetings, the delethe Proceed'ngs of Schoolmen's Week. room in order; and the like.
gates from each school separated,
This is available in S. T. C. Library.
This organization has a strong ap- each attending a different section, in
peal to the children, and they take order to hear as many speakers as
Musical Program Features great pride in living up to the rules. possible. Some of the subjects disIt has furnished an instinctive appeal cussed at these meetings are as folGirls' Indoor Meet Planned
Vesper Services on Sunday and makes the teaching of citizenship lows: The Short Story in the School
for Friday Evening, Mar. 22
a great deal easier than it might Publication, by Mr. Peter O. Lamb,
Sunday evening Vesper Services othei-wise be.
Assistant Editor of Boy's Life; NewsThe Girls Indoor Meet, which is to were led by Caroline Cathcart. A very
Surely children who have such paper Staff Organization, Mr. Wilbe held Friday, March 22, will be di- enjoyable program was rendered by training as this throughout their liam E. Haskell, Jr., of the New
vided into three parts, namely, the Mrs.
Ross, accompanied by Mrs. school days will make better citizens York Herald Tribune; Proper PlaceDemonstration of Physical Education Kamp, playing a group of violin solos. of our country. Last Friday morning ment of Advertising Illustration in
activities. Competitive Games, and the There were six numbers in all, by well this group was responsible for the as- Page Make-up, by Mr. Caruthers, AsSpring Festival.
known composers which the audience sembly program of Group I. grades sistant Manager of the New York
The demonstration is to consist of enjoyed very much. A hymn and the in the Kindergarten.
Herald Tribune; How to Write Edivarious exercises and dances which benediction closed the services.
The work of the seventh and eighth torials, by Mr. Geoffrey Parson, Chief
represent the regular class work of
grade girls in art shows how prac- Editorial Writer, New York Herald
Junior and Senior years—work which
the college art course is. These Tribune; and How to Judge Verse
Freshmen Elect Officers tical
the students will be able to use as
girls are using block printing to put with a View to Its Publication in the
teachers of Elementary Grades.
designs on scarves. Hilda Ellis, who is School Paper, Miss Anna Hempstead
At a meeting held Friday, March teaching art in these grades under Branch, Director of the Poet's Guild.
The second part of the meet, the
competitive games, will include Cap- 8, the Freshmen class elected the fol- the supervision of Miss DuBois, re- Student delegates were given an optain's Ball, Dodge Ball, Somersault lowing officers:
ports that some interesting and clever portunity to ask questions in the disRelay, Jumping Relay, Obstacle Recussion that followed each talk, and
designs are being used.
President . . Albert Sundberg
lay, and Leap Frog Relay.
so receive information applying parVice President, Sebastian Grieco
The Spring Festival is a represenHusband: "What would you do if ticularly to their own problems. At
Secretary
Martha Zeigler
4.30 Friday, a Moving Picture was
tation of the council of twelve gods
I should die and leave you?"
and goddesses from Greek Mythology,
Treasurer
Maurine McClure
Wife: "Leave me how much?"
meeting on Mount Olympus.
Mr. Gage is the class advisor.
—Pelican.
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Lady (to t r a m p ) — " W h y Is i t t h a t
you a r e a l w a y s b e g g i n g ? "
Tramp—"Well, ma'am, 'twas this
way. I was given a b u m s t a r t . W h e n I
was a baby, a girl shoved m e a r o u n d
in a c a r r i a g e for a d o l l a r a day, and I
have been pushed f o r m o n e y ever
since."—Co-No-Press.

Diary of An Athletic Pepys
F r i d a y m o r n i n g ) a t 5.40 A. M. t h e
Coach w e n t thi'ough flrst floor E a s t
s a y i n g : "You h a v e only t w e n t y minutes before b r e a k f a s t . H u r r y u p ! " •—Doyle rolled over and took a n a p
for t e n m i n u t e s . T h e n he walked leisurely to t h e B. R., shaved and shampooed, and still g o t in t h e d i n i n g hall
five m i n u t e s before Vonada, who
s t a r t e d to prowl t h e hall a t five o'clock so he w o u l d n ' t miss his breakfast.
T h e Coach g o t lunch from t h e kitchen, h u h ! Robb bid someone goodbye. Bardo looked in vain, Ratchford
did t h e same, Malone looked s h o r - t y !
Doyle looked up. P a r s o n s w e n t o u t
t h e side d o o r ! Guess why? Smith
seemed frisky but was Nancy instead.
W h e n we were in Reading we found
our e n v i r o n m e n t somewhat changed.
I am r i g h t h e r e to tell you, we all owe
o u r being here t o d a y to the Pennsylvania D u t c h m a n we had with u s —
P'red Malone. He i n t e r p r e t e d for us
when any conversation was carried
on.
An a m u s i n g incident occurred while
on t h e t r a i n . We discovered a m a n
who spoke F r e n c h , so P e t e and F r e d
being able to speak Irish and Dutch
t h o u g h t they would talk to the s t r a n g er. T h e y began, a n d I w a n t t o say
they had some j u m b l e d conversation,
each s p e a k i n g a diflferent l a n g u a g e
a n d no one u n d e r s t a n d i n g w h a t t h e
o t h e r two were saying.
As soon as we were located in our
hotel J o h n n i e and Willard each began
t o w r i t e the t y p e of l e t t e r t h a t m a k e s
you L—e sick. Being afraid they
would g e t back before the l e t t e r s they
covered the envelopes with stamps.
Now if you d o n ' t believe this a s k '
F l o r e n c e or Edith.
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C o m i n g back in E a s t dorm a t 3.00
A. M. March 3, we h e a r d our usual
c o m m a n d . " N o w r u n along and g e t
lost."

LUB
ORNER
The following pledges w e r e formally initiated into t h e N a t u r a l i s t Club
Monday evening, M a r c h 4 : Elizabeth
Dalby, M a r g a r e t L u n d y , F r e d Malone,
Ralph P o o r m a n , Louise Rhodes, Eleanor Cunningham, I r e n e S t r a y e r , Mary
Worcester, Edlt'.i Merkle, Florence
Bonner, Vio'.a Monteith, J u l i a Bowers.

ing. Three of the members, Irene
Russell, Elizabeth Dalby, and Einer
El ason, and Miss Baer, t h e advisor,
^ave short r e p o r t s of the convention
which they a t t e n d e d a t N e w Y o r k ,
City a t the Columbia Scholastic Press I
Association.
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A regular business m e e t i n g w a s !
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held by the Beta Sigma Chi Sorority ;
The Alpha S i g m a Tau f r a t e r n i t y a t 5.30 on Tuesday, March 12.
Ij
calied a special m e e t i n g on Monday,
Mach 1 1 , for t h e discussion of naThe Rho Omega L a m b d a Sorority
tional business.
m a d e plans for their b a n q u e t for
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The College T i m e s Staff had a very April 12, a t their m e e t i n g on Wedi n t e r e s t i n g m e e t i n g on Monday even- nesday, March 13.

Loyalty Meeting Held at Y. W.Lock Haven S. T. C. Defeated by Millersville S. T. C.
The regular Y. W. m e e t i n g was
On Fi-iday, the 15th, the basketball
he'd in the Y. W. r o o m s W e d n e s d a y ,
March 13. D e v o t i o n a l s were lead by t e a m journeyed to Millersville to play
M a r g a r e t Beoson. S a r a Wilson m a d e their final g a m e of the season. Due to
an a n n o u n c e m e n t r e g a r d i n g t h e pur- lack of reserve strength, t h e y were
pose of o u r " l o y a l t y " m e e t i n g . A f t e r defeated, 74-18. Vonada had to be
t h e singing of t h e Y. W. song, the t a k e n out early in the g a m e on acgirls formed discussion gi'oups and ad- c o u n t of a n injured ankle. " H a p p y "
j o u r n e d to various r o o m s for the pur- P o o r m a n was high scorer.
T h e boys deserve much credit for
pose of t a l k i n g o v e r ways and m e a n s
for a " b i g g e r and b e t t e r ' Y ' " n e x t going through a season of defeats,
year. T h e m a n y suggestions showed though a few were very close scores.
I t t a k e s a g r e a t deal of spirit and pep
t':e interest of t h e m e m b e r s in t h e orto keep on playing a f t e r losing game
ganization, and if t h e s e a r e b u t par; a f t e r g a m e . We wish the boys better
t al y carried out, success is assured.
I success n e x t season.

J C PENNEYC0
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Overheard at Soph Hop
S t a t e M a n : " W e played Lacrosse
today."
G i r l : " W h o won. S t a t e or Lacrosse?"

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No a n s w e r .
, " I say, you have had worse looking
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" Y e t , I h e a r d you the first t i m e ; I
w a s j u s t t r y i n g to t h i n k . "

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T h e College Times is published a t
Lock H a v e n S t a t e Teachers College,
Lock H a v e n . P e n n a . , by t h e B o a r d of
Editors of the College T i m e s .

Alumni Notes

Us and Others

1928
L B . INQUISITIVE
Sal Wilson was home for t h e weekE d i t o r ' s N o t e : D u e to m y inability
M a r y Kell . is t e a c h i n g the fifth end. She says A l t o o n a is as black as
Published weekly d u r i n g school y e a r . g r a d e in t h e C u r t a i n School a t Al- ever.
to find an a c c o u n t a b l e a n s w e r to t h i s
Subscription r a t e $1.00 p e r a n n u m .
y o u n g man's q u e s t i o n , I am publisht o o n a , Pa.
J o h n V a r n e r enjoyed t h e week-end ing his letter w i t h t h e hope t h a t someBoard of Editor*
A n n e R u t h T a y l o r is p u r s u i n g h e r a t W o o d l a n d .
of t h e r e a d e r s of t h e " T i m e s " will be
Editor-in-chief . . K a t h e r i n e A n d e r s o n
iVIanaging E d i t o r . . R o b e r t Bollinger t e a c h i n g c a r e e r in the Lincoln School
able to help s e t t l e the i n q u i r e r ' s s t a t e
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E i n e r Eliason of Altoona. A n n e has t h e 7th g r a d e .
of mind. P l e a s e send all y o u r a n over the week-end.
Sports Editor
Albert Sundberg
F r a n c i s W a x ' e r is also t e a c h i n g 7th
swers to the M a n a g i n g E d i t o r , w h o
Alumni E d i t o r . Bernice A l e x a n d e r
J a n e t Burnsides, Becky E v a n s , and 1 will in t u r n give t h e m to t h e p r o p e r
Joke Editor
I r e n e Russell g r a d e in the Lincoln School of AlMid R e i t e r went t o Avis S a t u r d a y to , person.
Exchange Editor
Sylvia Sykes t o o n a .
Business M a n a g e r . .
Samuel Long
visit Mid's sister.
I T h e M a n a g i n g E d i t o r of
News of R e b a J o h n s t o n says t h a t
Advertising M a n a g e r , Charlotte High
Circulation M a n a g e r
she is teaching 4th g r a d e in t h e ElEllen Cotbin r e t u r n e d T h u r s d a y ev- The College T i m e s ,
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H a r r i e t R o h r b a u g h d o r a d o School in Logan Township.
e n i n g a f t e r several days absence on ; S t a t e Teachers College,
Subscription M a n a g e r Ralph P o o r m a n
Lock Haven, P a .
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son, Alice P e a r s a l l , K a t h r y n Klaer, er of Altoona public schools.
I dislike t o w r i t e this n o t e o r l e t M a r g a r e t Beeson, Caroline
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' ' B e t t y Reuben spent t h e week-end ter t o you for f e a r of a n n o y i n g y o u ,
c a r t , Mary F l e g a l , Genevieve Ar1929 Midyear
lauskas, D o r o t h y G e a r h a r t , Theresa
I in Williamsport.
b u t t h e time h a s come when I m u s t
M a r g a r e t Browse is t e a c h i n g in
Strayley, Doris M a t t e r n , E m m a F r a n seek y o u r j u d g m e n t o n a very s e r i o u s
:is F r y , Lucille Taylor, N o r m a n Mor- Caledonia, P a .
She finds t e a c h i n g
m a t t e r . The question has caused m e
gain, A n n a M a r y Gilson, Charles Dale,
F r a n c i s P e a r s o n , Catherine Fliger, " n o cinch."
much anxiety. You will surely h e l p
F l o r e n c e Kniss, Geraldine Greaser,
This is " A l t o o n a D a y " in t h e A l u m me for f u t u r e a c q u a i n t a n c e s a k e ,
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w o n ' t you?
Mary B a r n a r d , Charlotte Mahaffy, ni Column. Send in y o u r n e w s and We'll begin
with box; t h e plural
M a r t h a Zeigler, A l b e r t S u n d b e r g , m a k e the n e x t issue a J o h n s t o w n Day,
You will u n d e r s t a n d my unwillingboxes.
E l i z a b e t h Dalby.
o r a W i l l i a m s p o r t Day. H o w a b o u t a
ness in w r i t i n g to you r e g a r d i n g a
W a r r e n or S c r a n t o n D a y ?
B u t the plura of ox should be oxen \ m a t t e r of such vital i m p o r t a n c e w h e n
n o t oxes.
I tell you t h a t happy hours and even
A c c e p t a n c e f o r m a i l i n g a t special
One fowl is a goose, b u t two a r e call- h u m a n love h a s been upset by similar
r a t e of postage provided for in section
ed geese.
I troubles.
1103, A c t of O c t o b e r 3, 1917, a u t h o r ized J u n e 3, 1 9 2 3 .
T h e American Schnol and U n i v e r s i t y ; Y e t the plural of moose should never j Still I feel t h a t you should h e a r tlie
( P r e s e n t e d to S. T. C. by C. M.
worst at once for in all sincerity it
be meese.
E n t e r e d as Second Class m a t t e r
Sullivan, Dec. 17, 1928) ; A m e r i c a n You may find a lone mouse, or a whole may mean life or d e a t h to me. I d a r e
N o v e m b e r 5, 1928 a t t h e post office
a t Lock Haven, Pa., u n d e r the A c t of
School Publishing Corporation.
not c o m m u n i c a t e my s t a t e of mind t o '
nest of mice.
March 3, 1879.
T h e C o m m o n w e a l t h of Pennsylvania
any of my f r i e n d s except you, f o r
B u t the plural of house is houses, not
to Major G e n e r a l George Gordon
they cannot be relied upon. So in m y
hice.
M A R C H 20th, 1929
Meade, W h o Commanded Union
distressed s t a t e of mind I a m c o m i n g
F o r c e s a t G e t t y s b u r g ; Meade Mem- If t h e p l u r a l of m a n is always called to you. I k n o w t h a t I am askihg''a"
men.
oiial C o m m i ' s ' o n of P e n n s y l v a n i a .
g r e a t deal of you, b u t lay aside y o u r
Classroom O r g a n i z a t i o n a n d C o n t r o l ; W h y shouldn't t h e plural of pan be friendship, and tell me from t h e fullpen?
S e a r s ; H o u g h t o n , Mifflin Co.
ness of your h e a r t ; do y o u think t h a t
T h e Drama of American Independ- T h e cow in the plural m a y be called Jeff will ever be as tall as M u t t ?
e n c e ; N a t i o n a l E d u c a t i o n AssociaY o u r friend,
cows or k i n e ;
This week e n d s t h e first half of the
tion.
I. B. I N Q U I S I T I V E
second semester. I t will not be long
B u t a bow, if repeated, is never callbefore we fill t h e page whieh h a s been "Good M o r n i n g ; " Mr. and Mrs. H e n r y
ed b i n e ;
AFTER THE DANCE
F o r d ; D e a r b o r n Publishing Comd e l e g a t e d to us this y e a r . Is it being
A n d the plural of vow is vows, not
pany,
filled with w o r t h while actions or is
I m i g h t have called you p r e t t y
vine.
o u r page full of blots signifying misOr said that y o u w e r e sweet.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD?
If I speak of a foot and you show me I m i g h t have said I loved y o u r e y e s
t a k e s and f a i l u r e s ? A r e our m a r k s
of the type which make us feel t h a t i 1. Dr. Rude say, " A s it w e r e . "
two f e e t
Or praised y o u r d a i n t y feet.
we a r e w o r t h y of t h e chance o u r par- 2. Alice B a u m g a r n e r say, "My Cow." And I gave you a boot, would a pair I m i g h t have likened you to a doll
e n t s have given u s to a t t e n d college? 3. Miss Sisler, " T h ' n k a little h i g h e r . "
A s i t t i n g on t h e shelf.
be called beet?
have we f o u g h t to the best of our 4. Murdie A l b a u g h say, " R e a l - e e . "
B u t then, my dear, why w a s t e t h e
ability? We should ask these ques- 5. E m e r s o n P a c k a r d say, "Oh Grac- If one is a tooth and t h e whole set
time,
are teeth.
ious."
tions of ourselves and a n s w e r them
I'd be only k i d d i n g myself.
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beeth?
those blots of carelessness. L e t ' s go 7. Mary Shea say, " W h o ' s t h a t j a n e ? "
W e sat on t h e s t e p s t o g e t h e r . S h e
in with all our s t r e n g t h a n d be able to 8. Mr. Gage say, "No a n s w e r seems If t h e singular's this, and t h e plural snuggled into m y lap and laid h e r litis
t
h
e
s
e
;
to be f o r t h c o m i n g . "
say with the poet, William E r n e s t
tle head upon m y shoulder. I p u t m y
Should t h e plural of kiss ever be
Henley, " I am t h e m a s t e r of my fate,
a r m around h e r soft form and s h e
w r i t t e n keese?
H e : I've had this car f o r y e a r s and
I am t h e captain of my soul."
r u b b e d her nose a g a i n s t m i n e . S u d Tho one m a y be t h a t , and two would
n e v e r had a w r e c k .
denly those l a r g e g r e e n eyes w e r e
be those
S h e : You • m e a n y o u ' v e had this
t u r n e d upon m e .
Y
e
t
h
a
t
in
the
plural
would
n
e
v
e
r
be
wreck,
f
o
r
years,
a
n
d
n
e
v
e
r
had
a
c
a
r
!
T h e new B u l l e t i n for t h e S u m m e r
Said I : "Do you love me, k i t t y ? "
— E v e r y b o d y ' s Weekly.
hose. •
•
Session is a v e r y i n t e r e s t i n g book
Said S h e : " M e o w ! ! ! "
And the plural of cat is cats, a n d not
both in a p p e a r a n c e and in c o n t e n t .
cose.
W e a r e glad to see a book so a t t r a c - practically all of the courses offered
S h e : The m a n I m a r r y m u s t be
tively p r e p a r e d f o r it will do m u c h to d u r i n g the y e a r a r e also given d u r i n g We speak of a b r o t h e r and also of
b r a v e as a lion, b u t not f o r w a r d ;
b
r
e
t
h
r
e
n
.
add i n t e r e s t to t h e s u m m e r session.
t h e s u m m e r session. Even though one
h a n d s o m e as Apollo, b u t n o t conceitThis session which begins on Mon- does not need this credit for g r a d - B u t t h o u g h we say m o t h e r , we n e v e r ed ; wise as Solomon, b u t m e e k as a
say
m
e
t
h
r
e
n
.
d a y , J u n e 24, a n d e n d s S a t u r d a y , u a t i o n , it is a fine w a y to b r o a d e n
l a m b ; a m a n who is kind to every w o The masculine p r o n o u n s a r e he, his
A u g u s t 3, offers t h e l a r g e s t available o n e ' s horizon.
A t t e n d i n g t h e summ a n , b u t loves only one.
and him,
o p p o r t u n i t y for t e a c h e r s a l r e a d y in m e r session is a splendid w a y to spend
H e : By jove, how lucky we met.
service t o - w o r k t o w a r d their full cer- w h a t would otherwise be an idle va- B u t imagine t h e feminine she, shis
—-Pelican.
and shim!
tification. I t also gives the s t u d e n t s cation.
So
t
h
e
English,
I
t
h
i
n
k
you
all
will
who a r e in college now a c h a n c e to
F a r m e r : W h a t a r e you doin' up m y
W e hope t h a t m a n y will m a k e use
agree.
take
additional
elective
subjects of this chance t o f u r t h e r t h e i r knowapple t r e e ?
Is t h e funniest l a n g u a g e you ever did
which t h e r e g u l a r course d u r i n g the ledge a n d b e c o m e m o r e
P o r k y : Believe it o r not, m i s t e r ; I
efficient
see.
y e a r does n o t p e r m i t t h e m t o do, for t e a c h e r s .
j u s t fell out of a n a e r o p l a n e . '
—^The E g y p t i a n .
•• • •''•"
• —^The-College Spirit.

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(Continued from Fsgie 1 )
The other day in gym class Mr. G
was showing the boys a f e w new exercises on the parallel bars. After the
coach had done two or three of these
exercises, Fred Malone asked him if
he could do any more tricks.

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shown, entitled "Around the World
• * •
with the United Press."
We think that W. A. A. ought to
The N e w York Herald Tribune had
remember its own members for a
invited the delegates to visit their
change and g e t up a benefit fund to
newspaper plant Friday evening, and
buy linament for the aching muscles
• * •
our delegates took advantage of this
of the gym m e e t enthusiasts.
In Penmanship Class
opportunity to learn how a large city
• * •
newspaper is printed and made-up.
Miss A : When 1 stop counting keep
No wonder that some of the seniors
It was very interesting to visit this on working anyhow.
aren't pleased with their Praeco pic24 Hour Drug Service
huge plant and see hundreds of people
Bob Smith: Yes, dear! (to "Boots" tures. But you can't exactly blame
at work writing news, setting type on Cochran)
the photographer—look what he has
the linotype machines, receiving news
to work with!
•
•
•
by telephone, sending out orders to
• * •
"Ackie" Miller wants to know how
reporters at various parts of the city,
many quarters there are in a basketComments
on the Play
setting the type together for the paball game. Somebody had better in- —We're glad Doree Mattern hasn't
per, molding it to fit the huge cylindform him before he makes another
decided t h a t she is going to
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rical presses. The presses were not in
mistake.
"squash" us.
operation when our delegates were
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• • •
— W h a t a good looking old man Ted
there, but we were told that from the
Mr. F says that he was young himRobb will m a k e — g r e y hair is so
tim« the presses began to print, huFOLLOW THE CROWD TO
man hands did not touch the paper self once. We believe him, and he j becoming!
MAIN AND GROVE STS.
until they were folded, counted and doesn't blame us for acting so sill | — W e wonder where Moon Mullins
during these spring atmospheric con- i
stacked ready for the newsboy.
got his "technique."
ditions.
<
— D i d someone say that Dick's part
On Saturday morning Mr. Hugh O'» * •
suited h'm to perfection? That isn't OO00
Donnell, Assistant Business Manager
Heh! Heh! Heh! Who does that |
of the N e w York Times, discussed
quite fair!
sound like? Hager, of course, haven't
modern journalism and its influence
ELECTRIC
you heard him laugh, after he pulls —Careful, Earl! now you know
"as the most potent force in the
what's
going
to
happen
to
y
o
u
!
something he thinks to be pretty
world." He explained that the only
Radios
Curling Irons
way they could tell whether or not
At the Butcher Shop
Rival—"She says she loves that
they were getting the real news of
H e — I never sausage a girl like you. guy but I'll weiner j u s t the same."
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the world was by the number of
Could you loin to love me?
— T h e Reflector.
copies of the paper that were sold.
She—If I could live a million years
More sectional meetings followed
Spooks?
and then the entire delegation had I'd liver all for you.
There's something queer about that
He—"Butcher
head
upon
m
y
luncheon in the huge dining room at
wall in the day room. Sometimes it
Mecca Temple, 133 West Fifty-fifth shoulder" (to himself) "Oh how she
just talks and talks. Often there are
Street. This gave them a n opportunity can love. She is a steak worth fighting
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strange tappings or a sudden bang!
for."
to meet each other socially, and to
Hidden spooks? How thrilling ! !
She—"I'll
bolony
when
you
are
talk over more problems on their reSpeak up now, girls—who are they?
spective school papers. After lunch- gone."
eon, they attended Columbia's Varrfvvv^AAflAvvyvftftiVvvvuvvviiVV'
s t y Show, "Oh, Hector" at the famous Waldorf Astoria Hotel. The show
was a musical comedy, the characters
and costumes those of ancient Greece
and Troy, but the language modern,
which of course added to the humor of
the show. It was an interesting and
"There is no such thing as an ugly
delightful closing of t h e convention.
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