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COLLEGE TIMES

1 A. C. E.
Bulletin
1

State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
Vol. 11

A. C. E. Publishes Bulletin
To Send to Educators
And Prospective Students
Dr. Dallas W. Avmstvong initiated
a new p r o c e d u r e this year in inviting
a s t u d e n t o r g a n i z a t i o n to publish one
of the college bulletins. The result is
t h a t t h e Lock Haven Branch of t h e
Association fov Childhood E d u c a t i o n
pvepaved, edited and is financing a
Childhood E d u c a t i o n Numbev. I t s cont e n t s a r e vepvesentative of t h e wovk
of the K i n d e r g a r t e n - P r i m a r y Departm e n t . The essential part t h a t the
kindevgarten plays in education is
shown in an account of a d a y in the
k i n d e r g a r t e n . Teacher tvaining is
carefully explained in a c o m p r e h e n s ive article. T h e p r i m a r y g r a d e s are j
r e p r e s e n t e d in accounts of handwvit-:
ing and the c h i l d r e n ' s libvary and in \
an A l u m n a lettev. A complete and
modevn bibliogvaphy on t h e m e n t a l
health of the child w a s p r e p a r e d for
t h e m a n y teachevs who find themselves in need of information on this
c u r r e n t problem. Much m a t e r i a l , vepvesenting long h o u r s of work, w a s
submitted by A. C E. m e m b e r s and
an editorial committee, headed Hy
Clarissa W a i n g e r a n d consisting "of
Chavlotte Knapp, E t h e l Quigg, Doris
Cattevson, Marjorie Dice, a n d Mary
Shavp, selected the avticles to be pubI'shed.
Doris Cattevson made t h e block
prints by copying d r a w i n g s m a d e by
fi st g r a d e children. Miss Rebecca
Gross, of t h e Lock Haven E x p r e s s ,
gave t h e pictures of the raccoon. Miss
J r s s i e Scott Himes, seniov faculty
advisor of t h e A. C. E., c o n t r i b u t e d
the picture of the Children's L i b r a r y .
Mueh c r e d i t for t h e excellent publication is d u e to Miss Himes, who
supervised all of t h e details of the
wovk. Othev faculty m e m b e r s a r e also
to be t h a n k e d for theiv assistance.
The yeav's activities of t h e association a r e based on t h e financing of the
b u l h t i n . The sales c o m m i t t e e , headed
by Ellen Louise Rooke, earned the
fivst money by selling food a t the foot
ball and basketball games. T h e Alpha
Sigma T a u , Beta Sigma Chi, and Rho
(Continued on page 4)

T U E S D A Y , F E B R U A R Y 6, 1934
P L A N S A R E F O R M U L A T E D BY
Y O U N G PEOPLE HOLD A
S E N I O R S FOR D A N C E , FEB. 16
WEEK-END CONFERENCE
The a n n u a l Seniov Ball is t o be
given Fviday evening, Febvuavy 16,
n the college g y m n a s i u m .
The dance sponsoved each yeav by
the senioi' class is the lavgest and
most formal dance given a t the college. This yeav's seniors plan to make
th > evening a memovable one for its
gaety, good music, attvactive decorations, and geneval good t i m e . T o w a r d
this end t h y have secured the populav orchestra of Joe Vannucci, of
W.lliamspovt.
John F . Marshall, president of the
class, has appointed several committees. George Shively is to be in chavge
of the pvogvams and invitations, and
M a r ' o n Fr'aneisco i.s in chavge of the
decovations.
The tax is one dollav pev couple.

T h s Clinton County Christian E n deavor Union sponsored a week-end
coiifevence, J a n u a r y 26-28.
On Fviday evening, in t h e Chuvch
of Christ, Rev. R. M. Veh, editor and
musician, delivered an inspiring address on " Y o u t h and the New D e a l "
and led t h e group in a peviod of veereation.
On S a t u r d a y aftevnoon Rev. Veh
and Wavven G. Hoopes, S t a t e Secvetavy of t h e Pennsylvania Christian
Endeavor, led discussion g r o u p s on
^e'veation and bettev m e e t i n g s . Satuvday evening a delightful
fire-side
m eting was held a t which c o u n t y officers were installed.
A m o n g those pvesent a t t h e sessiTU"? w e r e : Evelyn H a n n a , A r t h u r
McCloskey,
Ethel
Law,
Madelyn
Fjiulknev. Hel-^n Edler, R u t h Bvown
' 3 1 , and Hazel Harris ' 3 1 .

No. 8.

Miss Edgerton Directs
Recreation for Local
Education Program
Miss Avis Edgevton, who has been
a m e m b e r of the physical education
depavtment, has taken chavge of the
r e c r e a t i o n a l aetivities fov ;women,
which have been planned a s a pavt of
Lock H a v e n ' s a d u l t educational prog r a m by t h e E m e r g e n c y E d u c a t i o n
Council. Hev classes, which m e e t in
the gymnasium of the local senior
high school, will include g y m n a s i u m
classes in exevcises, corrective wovk,
a n d vavious spovts, physical education classes, social dancing, n a t u r a l
d a n c i n g fov givls, hiking, and any
o t h e r activity in which those enrolled
desire to engage. The council also
p a n s to add music, avt, hobbies, veading, handwork, and games to t h e recreational activities.

A l r e a d y the school h a s e n g a g e d
fouv teachevs, giving instvuction in
bookkeeping, Amevican g o v e r n m e n t ,
typewriting,
mechanical
drawing,
blue-print veading, home economics,
a n d r e c r e a t i o n p r o g r a m s for m e n and
America
women. These classes, which m e e t in
-,,
America is a land
t h e lo*»:l htt?^fschool several evenings
Wheve the sand
a week, have pvovided those who ave
w i t h o u t e m p l o y m e n t and those who
Glistens on the seashore.
a e unable to c o n t i n u e theiv educaAnd the leaves
t ' o n at some institution with a splenDvop fvom the tvees
did oppovtunity for fuvther s t u d y and
In a hailstorm.
s- If-impvovement activities u n d e r cap— F r e d Jamison able leadership.
One of t h e l a t e s t o u t g r o w t h s of
Clouds
this evening school is a c o m p r e h e n s W h i n the sun comes out.
ive progvam of vecreational activities
And the childven play a b o u t .
for under-privileged girls and boys of
Fleecy clouds go sailing by.
Loc-k H a v e n , which will include readSoftly t h r u t h e clear blue sky.
ing, games, hikes, and othev activities
They ave a pvetty white.
fov which theve is need. Miss E d g e r Oh, w h a t a beautiful s i g h t !
ton, w o r k i n g in connection also with
I wondev why they ave so white and th? Salvation Avmy unit, will plan
cleav
and divect t h e pvograms for t h e givls.
They look like little lambs so dear
Th;;t have gone a s t r a y from home.
B E T A SIGMA CHI SORORITY
— R u t h Bouman
E N T E R T A I N E D BY ALUMNAE
(Continued on page 2)

SEVENTH GRADE PUPILS WRITE INTERPRETATIVE
POETRY; INDIVIDUALS SHOW CREATIVE ABILITY
At the close of t h e fivst semestev
t h e 7A English class t a u g h t by Mavion Francisco s p e n t a few days writing and r e a d i n g short i n t e r p r e t a t i v e
poems. T h e children, who a t t e m p t e d
to catch the common plan in an unusual a t t i t u d e , wrote t h e following:
Brown
T h e tvee is b r o w n —
So is t h e g r o u n d .
If I only knew how they
became b r o w n ?
— H e l e n Ingvam
Rainy Days
I like to look o u t of m y window
To see the vain coming down.
Then I dvess up like a clown
In fathev's boots of red and yellow.
And gn paiadin,g down t h e stveet
i^plashing 'til I fiood my feet.
•—Lois H o c k e n b e r r y

ENTERTAINMENT SERVICE PRE- FOURTEEN MORE STUDENTS
SENTS CHAPEL MUSIC PROGRAM
ENROLL THIS SEMESTER

A vevy entevtaining chapel prof.vam was presented to the s t u d e n t
PROF. KITCHELL, FORMER
body on W e d n e s d a y movning, J a n • TEACHER HERE, DIES IN N. J.uavy 31, by t h e College Entevtainment Sevvice in chavge of Miss Arey.
No d o u b t the alumni and old Moviill Laubach accompanied by Miss
fviends of t h e school will be surprised Clavissa Waingev sang seveval semito learn of t h e d e a t h of Pvof. Oba- classical selections; Miss Mavgaret
diah Kitchell at his home in Newark, DeLaney entevtained t h e audience
New J e r s e y , on Sunday, J a n u a r y 2 1 . with a piano solo; and finally Miss
The g r a d u a t e s will vemembev Pvof. Ruby Richards accompanied by Miss
K t c h e l l as M. DeTurk High's prede- Cova Beck gave us her i n t e r p r e t a t i o n s
ces-or, for Mr. Kitchell t a u g h t m a t h e - of seveval modevn songs. J u d g i n g
matics in ouv college until 1 9 0 3 . Fvom from the apjilause t h a t followed each
ouv school he went to P l a t t s b u r g (N. peifovmanee these collegiate artists
Y.) Novmal School, where he t a u g h t v.'eve w.ll veceived and appveciated
by ouv sliuienl body.
until 1927, when he retired.

Accovding to M, D e T u r k High,
Ruth Shaffer and Olive Shaffer, of
I.ock Haven, Mae H a r t m a n , of ShomaksvilL, G e r t r u d e Powell, of Shamokin, and Thelma R a k e r , of T r o u t
Run, ave formev s t u d e n t s , who a r e
retuvning to continue theiv college
education, while A l b e r t B i t n e r and
Beatrice Montavsi, of Lock Haven,
Chestev E s t e p , of W i l l i a m s b u r g , Calvin Fravel, of M o n u m e n t , M a r y Hand,
of W e s t p o r t , D, H e n r y Malone, of
Wingate, S t u a r t Ovev, of Renovo, Lue l a Reavick, of S p r i n g Mills, and
Ruth Solomon, of M o n t g o m e r y , a r e
the new s t u d e n t s who have chosen
b, 11, S. T. C as their Alma Matev.

T h e m . mbevs of the B. E. X. sov01 ty weve delightfully e n t e r t a i n e d a t
H e r l o c k e r ' s Satuvday night, J a n u a v y
27, by two of theiv a l u m n a e membevs.
Miss Hazel H a n n a , of Beech Cveek,
and her sister, Mvs. Chavlotte H a n n a
S h o e m a k e r , of Lock H a v e n .
The p r e s e n t m e m b e r s of t h e sorority, Miss Edgevton, Miss Holaway,
a n d the following a l u m n a e w e r e pvese n t : Vivian Messimev, Mavtha Zeigler, Katie Diack, Peg Creighton, Alm a Pvobst, Iva Thompson, Elsie Noll,
B e t t y Lauov, Kay Bow Smith, Julia
Coffey Noll, P a t t y Bonner T a t e , Julia
Cornely Pursley, and Ruth H u n t e r
Lytle.
R e n e w i n g of a c q u a i n t a n c e s as well
a; dining and dancing was enjoyed.
Clevei' favor's were presented t o t h e
'.'.'uosts by the hostesses.

COLLEGE TIMES
We, the niakevs, find fault with t h e m
Englishman Turns
and ave too often pvone to cviticize
POinRAIT i*AINTING
them and the people whom we ( a g a i n )
Kindergartener
The College Times is published at elect to see t h a t ouv laws are cavried
liiiioiciil big brown eyes, pvim litLock H a v e n S t a t e Teachevs College. out. Why we do this is h a r d to u n ,
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lio iiKiMlli, and a generally sweet, deLock H a v e n , P e n n a , , by the Boavd of .lerstand. We d e m a n d democracy, we
" ^ " w m.v—ab, cherubs. .1 you will
mui.' look; t h a t sums up D o r o t h y
Editovs of t h e College Times,
a v e g i v e n d e m o c r a c v , we.scoff a t d e m - ; t » ^ " « l » " ' t y ° " ' ' ^•''""'•'^ ' " P " ^ ' " " " " "
S w a r ' z , h'roshnian, on fivst sight. B u t
Published weekly duving sehool yeav. ocvacv. Pevhaps it would be well fov • gveatev pvoxim.ty with mine. 1 shall v.lvd a niultitiKle of c h a r a c t e r i s t i c s
us to define what we mean w h e n we '^i-'leavov to n a r r a t e to you t h e quite,
Ihe .'ame eyes, mouth, and look cover
sav a . m o c v a e v . A f t e r all, r u l e s a r e • q"'**^ chavming tale of h t t l e l e t e v
BOARD O F CONTROL
up. lJn(leriU':itli this protective layer
made, in the 'first place, not for t h e ^^^'^'^^- AH veady, m y dears,' Right is hidden a jieison of m a n y moods and
Editov-in-Chief
B e t t y Glatzevt
°'
.Associate Editov
i\lavy Shavp benefit of a few but t h a t all m a y be
st; ill ng sui pr.ses. In t h e Day Room
"At ••^ome indefinite time during
i\Ianaging Editov
William .Andevson s e w e d and b r o u g h t to a clearer "idea;
sh.' keeps up a ra|iid-five avalanche
of
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first
law.
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progressions
of
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theve
veCojiy E d i t o r
Ethel Quigg
of jokes, digs a t her fviends, a n d witsided undev the gigantic voots of a
Business Managev
Olivev Muvphy
ty r e m a r k s on t h e college personnel
I jolly old conifevous evevgveen, four
Civculalion i\Iana,gev, Pauline Gvaden
Unsold
Books
ill u e n e i a l . In c o n t r a c t to this mood
Make-up Editor
i\ladelyn Faulknev
r t t l e rabbits bearing the appelations
.Aiiologies to E u g e n e Field
S t u d e n t .Advis.vs
iMavion Fvancisco
of Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Doiolhy also has her blue m o m e n t s ,
Isabel Welch Oh. old " S m a r t ' s H a n d b o o k " is cover- Petev, respectively. One day theiv ma- p . i iods in which she w a n d e r s a b o u t
Faculty .Advisev
Miss Daniel
t e r n a l ancestor said, 'Now, my dar- n a haze of t h c deepest indigo, t h e
ed with dust,
Department Editors
lings, I am forced to make a j o u r n e y cause of which condition she hugs to
Bui tatteved and w a r p e d it s t a n d s .
News
Florence H u n t With the other books on our h a n d s ; to the gvocev's in ovder to purchase h-iself, keejiing hev friends in a
Sports
T r a f t o n B u c h a n a n Time w a s w h e n Mister Wovld P r o b - some bread. While I am absent, you f V. nzy of a n x i e t y . We h a s t e n t o r e assuve—these depvessing moods ave
Stewavt Wilson
lems was new,
may divert yourselves by frolicking
of shovt duvation with long, shining
.Alumni and E x c h a n g e
-And sniavt, he was still quite y o u n g , n the lane, b u t I entveat you to relie:iods of happines-; and gaiety in
L u c e t t a McKibben
-And t h a t was the t i m e we far-sighted frain fvom tvespassing on t h e terriSocial
Naomi W e n t z
between.
gvew,
tovy
of
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bally
old
pavsinomious,
Girls' S p o r t s
Blanche H o b e r m a n
In c l a s s — a h ! In cii',.ss we suspect
Features
iMavjovie Dice .As ouv pocketbooks all were wrung, atrocious, villainous Mr. McGregov.
Miss Swavtz of being h e r d e m u r e s t
Now, toodle-oo, my a n g e l s ! '
Typists
Lucile Orlin
and brightest. A n d the way she flings
Evelyn Custev Xow let's not fvet, t h e y wil sell" we
" N o w Flopsy and Mo . . J o h n n y , if
avound long w o r d s at -.yhich we poor
Reporters
said,
you do not cease p r o d d i n g Percival
uppev classmen gasp is a m a z i n g . BeOlga B a d . v Dovis Cattevson, Ed- With one-third off of the pvice.
I shall have to r e p r i m a n d you severewavd Kimble, J a c k Daughevty, F r a n k - So we fixed ouv t h o u g h t s j u s t a year ly , , So Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton- ing modest she attempt-;, quite u n s u c lin Couvtev. Howavd Undevwood and
c;s.5fully, to hide hev ve^-y o u t s t a n d i n g
ahead.
tail obediently capeved down the lane
Paul Millev.
Fov t h e monev would come in n i c e ; to pluck the fruit of t h e blackberry m e n t a l ability.
One final hint. If you find a b r o w n But
we weve p l a n n i n g t h e time s h r u b , but Peter, who w a s an exAcceptance fov mailing at special
'raired, l a u g h i n g girl e:'.ting any time
slipped
by
tremely
capricious
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r a t e of postage pvovided fov in Sec, , Childven, Children! I implore you you come into t h e day r o o m ; if you
tion 1103, -Act of October 3, 1917, -And a new semester dvew neav.
Each pvof's a n n o u n c e m e n t w e h e a r d n o t to be so loquacious; your verbos- sea t h e most innocent b r o w n eyes in
authovized J u n e 3. 1923.
Enteved as Seeond Class m a t t e v
with a sigh
'ty is quite distressing, I small be un- thi.i i n s t i t u t ' o n crinkling on a n u n Novembev 6, 1928, at t h e Post Oflice "We'll not use that book this yeav." able to finish the stovy. No, no, suspecting victim in the libvary, in
at Lock Haven. P e n n a , , u n d e r the -Act
Thomas, t h a t is a goldfish bowl, not an a t t e m p t to m a k e t h a t victim laugh
of Mavch 3. 1879,
So faithful and tvue those text-books a ball , , Oh, I say theve, do n o t a l o u d ; if you h e a r a shy, demuvelookir g fv£shnian give a bvilliant recistand.
hurl , , "
T U E S D A Y , F E B R U A R Y 6, 1934
tation in class—all t h e s e will m e a n
Dear Siiiavt is w a i t i n g in vain for a
J o h n Bull's son a w a k e n e d with a Dovothy Swavtz. We pvedict big
hand.
goldfish in one hand and a sprig of things fov h e r a n d suggest t h a t you
--IEDIT0RIALI>
Tho' I know he looks a disgrace.
seaweed twining ovev the lump on get an introduction a t t h e earliest
So they w o n d e r as passing t h e long his head.
In evevy phase of life s t a n d a r d s
moment.
days thvough,
have been set up. These s t a n d a r d s , So wvinkled a n d dusty and old,
though they fall into different c a t e - "Tell us, deav ownevs. Oh w h a t did I N T R A - M U R A L G A M E S S C H E D 7TH G R A D E P U P I L S W R I T E
govies and pvove to be quite contvastU L E D FOR F E B R U A R Y 7, 7.30
we do
INTERPRETATIVE POETRY
ing, can be compared in many w a y s . That we'll nevev, never be s o l d ? "
They ave all in accordance with t h e
Amevican L e a g u e :
(Continued from page 1)
times, being pvoducts of a civilization
J. S. Tvio vs. T o a d s
Toad
-{ALUMNIli
<• whieh changes as the ideals and ideas
F l a t f e a t vs. Marshall
When I was r u n n i n g down the voad
of the vavious homogeneous g r o u p s
Julia Bottovf, of F l e m i n g t o n , a National L e a g u e :
I saw a huge, g r e a t , big toad.
change. These s t a n d a r d s result in t h e g i a d u a t e of t h e Lock Haven .State
Sharpshootevs vs. Snakes
It hopped so h g h . a id hojiped so low,
formulation of rules and vegulations. Teachevs College, w a s united in mavKipp vs. Cannibals
I woiiilci'cd if he knew wheve he was
Sometimes these lules pvove a n n o y - l i a g e . December 24, to Otho Poole,
Standing of Teams
uoing (o go?
ing and it seems as if we have no of Rochester, K e n t u c k y . Fov fouv
W freedom whatsoever but a r e m e r e ser- years Mis, Poole has been a teacher American League
— C l a y t o n Richavd
Mavshall
2
0
vants to fulfill cevtain obligatory t a s k s in the g o v e r n m e n t Indian school a t
1000
MorninjT
which ave m e t r d to us as individuals. Keems Canyon. .Arizona, while Mr.
Flatfeet
1
0
1000
When Ihe caitli comes . , .
But have not we ourselves set up Poole teaches a t the Indian reserva,"-100
J. S. Trio
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.'ivoiind t ho S'.iu.
these staniiavds and from these have tion. Both y o u n g people plan to con000
Stehman
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— Lois llocUeiibervy
we not develojitil ov.v rules and r e g u - tinue this teaching.
000
Wilson
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lations?
Questions
.Announcement has been m a d e of National League
Won
l,<,::t Pet,
The answev is, of couvse, y t s . Ouv t h e m a n iage of Helen Nihavt, class
Cannibals
1000
I > ll you over s c a lish
pvesent economic iife seems t o be of ]ii32, at Tevre H a u t e , I n d i a n a .
Kipi)
1000
Sw'niiiiing ijndlessly
ovevpow.vtii by l a w s : o u r govevn- Vlvs, Snydev, since hev g r a d u a t i o n ,
'.,!>!)
III ;i ).',l,'iss dish?
.Sharpshooters
m e n t is a law-making institution, and has t a u g h t at Pine, Y'oungdale, and
liUU
Snakes
II (I yon ever Iiud a cat
o u r social life is becoming move I.oekpovt, The couple will veside a t
1)00
Hoy's
' 'iiili'.l asleep
Wavevly, N, Y,. r\-here Mv. S n y d e r
s t a n d a r d i z e d evevy day.
III y.iiir hor.'
I hil y.iN e\('i' soc a stav
This is tvue of our campus life also. is employed as an orchestra leader.
GIRL.S' ,SI'fM ."'ki :;wirily
College life on any campus is m u c h
I., ,':lioll. oil
Naturalist Club Elects OfBcers
Girl
ood
l.yh,
A mil M.I I lu' sky so I'av?
diffevent today from what it w a s a
hem
oinl-At theiv last vegulav m e e t i n g the p. ael ice |ii rio
. , . , W.ll I did,
few y e a r s ago. S t a n d a r d s are c h a n g •nine. 'I h
ing, some slowly, inhibited by t r a d i - Natuvalists elected t h e following oific- fvom .'irti'moori li
I'ved J a m i s o n
.:ii
t i o n — o t h e l s more vapidly. We talk evs to serve fov the r e s t of t h e t e v m : day evening for v II.••/I..-.11
.Ml
''l.nl(»-';|»i-',i'r Lilrrni-y Society
w i t h a l u m n i membevs of ouv college )ivesi(lent. Chvisty H a m m a k e v ; vice d;iy cvoMMg foi' vii.nyli
a n d ave a m a z e d to leavn of the l a x i t y )i:es (lent, Geovge Shively; s e c r e t a r y , T U ( S l a y C V f l l i n ) ' I'rjl l , ; i 1: • i h . , l l . I i l l .
"' ^ I ml.': I ; I .1 in joining Iho Slinkesof some of theiv vegulations as com- C a t h e r i n e H e n c h ; tveasuvev, Evnest c l a s game.', will In- [ploy ll . . I . I ' Il l M. I l / i y 1 I.Ol. l,il.-|:iiy S.ii'ii'ly will bo glad lo
jiaved to t h e sev, vity of ouvs and vice Gilliland. The r e t i r i n g ofincevs a v e : al'lci'iinoii :,
I " •' I hill r.ii ins liiiv.' luH'ii made
L i k e h o c k e y , , - , r i c | ;,ll
jivesident, Ruth S h e r m a n ; secretary,
vevsa.
•;; l i i i v
"1.0 ll :i p.i.'inl:; lo lu.'nilici'sliip will
loyi
v.-ir ilv I'In evevy ]ilia.so of eollege life move i\Iaigavet Kylev; tveasuvev, Geovge boon piihiycd,
will I.
'• o k " . I (,, Iill ,,,,1. •I'll,. |,||.,i,.',-s will
'I cl.'d I.. K'pr.
III.
r u l e s a n d vi'.uMilal ions .•uc being m a d e . Shivclv,
..I.
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ll" .11 11.1111 I h.' applioal ions Hied.

COLLEGE TIMES

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CLUB

NOTES

From One Naturalist
to Another

A r t Club E n t e r t a i n s Miss Fox
The m e m b e i s of the A r t Club held
a pavty a t Hevlocker's as a farewell
to Miss Lyndall Fox, one of the sponsors of t h e ovganization. Duving t h e
evening cavd playing and d a n c i n g
were enjoyed by the g r o u p . A buffet
d n n e v w a s sewed in the pvivate dining room wheve all the decorations
weve cleverly carvied out in blue a n d
silvev.
Mv, Will'am Griffith, president of
t h e A l t Club, m a d e a
farewell
speech, a n d presented Miss Fox with a
gift from the m e m b e r s of t h e Club.

Deav J a c k :
Did you know that the new president of the Natuvalist Club is Chvisty
Hammakev? To c l e b v a t e the begin1 ing of a new semestev t h e m e m b e r s
of t h e club g o t togethev, and decided
to have a h ke on Satuvday afternoon,
J a n u a i y 27. T h e hike's objective w a s
ih .' n ; w land vecently puvchased by
the school—the puvpose—to t a k e
grain and covn to feed wintev bivds
and a n i m a l s — a l s o hungvy n a t u r a l i s t s !
Old Man Sun decided not to shine
on S a t u v d a y ; Mv. U l m e r ' s weathev
c h a i t s weve hastily c o n s u l t e d — a sigh
:i;
,|;
H:
of velicf—the chavts showed t h a t it
would not vain until—well, who
Bel C a n t o Club Elects OfBcers
The Bel Canto's elected the follow- knows w h e n ? Evevyone p u t on his or
ing officevs for the new s e m e s t e r — hev idea of w h a t a N a t u r a l i s t should
president, Ellen Louise R o o k e ; vice weav, and mot a t the Tvaining School.
pvesident, Vivginia C h e e s m a n ; sec- Bud, Mv. U l m e r ' s dog, joined t h e
vetavy, W a n d a B r o w n ; t r e a s u r e r , Lor- g r o u p ; evev aftev he became the proraine B u r n e l l ; libvavian, Mavy S h a v p ; verbial M a r y ' s Little L a m b of t h e
assistant librarian, Winifved Heim. Club. If you think fly papev sticks,
The Bel Canto's a r e practicing for j u s t tvy to g e t vid of Bud.
T h e N a t u r e Trail was followed to
a progvam to be given soon in chapel.
New music is being selected by t h e the top of t h e hill. Al Heydvich with
his t r u s t y h a t c h e t hel]ied clear out t h e
music committee.
bvush t h a t was g r o w i n g along t h e
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p a t h ; Sh'vel.v was the appointed food
L. A. L.
cavviev, hence the most populav and
The L a m b d a Alpha L a m b d a Sovov- well caved fov membev of the gvoup.
ity of t h e dayroom e n t e r t a i n e d a t a All along t h e tvail food was left for
dinner W e d n e s d a y evening, J a n u a r y bi ds and animals.
24, 11)34, a t the Dutch Inn, in h o n o r
Finally a cleaved level space was
of Miss Avis Edgevton, one of the adfound, and if'ever a five w a s built in a
visers. A gift was presented to Miss
huvvy, the fivst one w a s ; I say fivst,
Edgevton in appveciation of hev serbecause m u c h to ouv "Natuvalistic disvices to the gvoup. T h e following
g u s t " the flame flickcved and died out
guests w e r e pvesent: Miss E d g e r t o n ,
de-pite all t h e blowing Clavence Eld
Miss Daniel, and the alumni m e m b e r s ,
could m a n a g e . The second a t t e m p t
Mavy Simon and Mavtha Zeigler.
was successful. Soon we weve all busy
During t h e past m o n t h s , t h e sororid v i n k n g coffee and toasted marshmalties of t h e day voom have been busy
lows squeezed between g r a h a m crackmaking plans fov the vushing veason.
ers, plus an apple a day to keep t h e
The L. A. L.'s ave e n t e r t a i n i n g F r i - ;
doctor away. Theve was a slight shovtday a f t e r n o o n a t t e a in t h e "5^. W. C. '
age of cups, and a little tvouble with
A. room, fvom 3,30 t o 6,00. The inBud's intevest in mavshmallows, but
vitations were in the shape of silhouthese only m a d e things move exciting.
e t t e s with shadows in the backgvound
T h e walk home was a happy one,
to suggest Ground H o g Day, T h e
evevyone evammed full of niar.shmalC o m m i t t e e in charge of the geneval
'ows and tvying to dodge the Chase
r v v a n g e m e n t s consisted of Clarissa
nnd Sanborn Cofi'ee can t h a t Eld and
Wainger, Isabelle Welch, Virginia
Heydvich
insisted upon
throwing
F e r g u s o n and Lois Wolfe.
avound. Half way home we remem* * *
j
bered the h a t c h e t , left wheve we had
A. C. D.
i eaten. (Time out and the said h a t c h e t
The A l p h a Chi Delta sovovity entev- ves'jued!)
tained a t a vadio p a r t y a t t h e h o m e
T h e C u b 's planning move Satuvof Paulino Gvaden on Fviday even- day hike.i; so you must tvy to get baek
ing, F e b r u a r y 2. A f t e r a pvogvam by foi' one. The committee in chavge was
the o u t s t a n d i n g radio artists a t u r e e n Sue Badev, Ann Petevson, P e g Kylev,
suppev w a s served.
J e a n Rymev,
* **
Youvs,
JILL,
Day Room Y. W.
At noon, J a n u a v y 30, t h e D a y
Mr. I, O, Fleming, of the college
Room Y. W. pvepaved a s p a g h e t t i
faculty, who was operated on fov apfeed fov t h e other day room givls.
pond'citis last Fviday in t h e St, Mavys
Tangevines and cocoa completed t h e
hospital, at St. Mavys, Pennsylvania,
menu. Miss Bevtha Rowe and Miss
is g e t t i n g along nicely,
Esthev Richavd were_ guests.
C. C. C. camps were discussed in giani c o m m i t t e ? had t h e givls all
thc vegulav meeting on Febvuavy 1. guessin,g fov awhile, and wc weve suv.

* **

Y. W. C. A.
W e d n e s d a y evening, J a n u a r y 24, a
real social g a t h e r i n g w a s held in t h e
Givls' Y Room. At 9.30 tho givls a s sembled in the Y room clad in paj a m a s , r e a d y for a good time. Games
were played and the trip to E u r o p e
was enjoyed by all p r e s e n t . The pvo-

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pvised at tho d i a m a t i c t a l e n t e.xhibitrd duving t h e jilaying of chavades,
Th'' peanut b r i t t l e was enjoyed by all.
Last W e d n e s d a y a Ncgvo Spiritual
Progvam was held. A bvief history of
negro soirittials intvoduced thc pvogv.'im, Tho vest of tho m e e t i n g was
devoted to t h e singing of negro sjiiviluals.

-{BASKETBALL}Clarion Downed in Fastest L. H. T. C. Wins by Narrow
Game of the Season Friday Margin from Shippensburg
Duplicating the fine pevfovmance
Bveaking a sevies of defeats which
h u n g ovev theiv h e a d s like s t o r m of the night befove. Lock Haven
clouds, the Lock Haven Teachevs Col- T e a c h e r s College basketball t e a m evk g e ba.dvetbali team won ovev Clarion ened mattavs with the boys fvom
Teachers College basketball t e a m , o n I Shippensbuvg to t h e t u n e of 38-35.
Fiidr^.y, Feb, 2, by t h e scove of 38-34. The sco-e a t Shippensbuvg was 30-27
This g a m e was one of t h e most in favov of Shippensbuvg.
Lock Haven took an eavly lead and
tliv;IIing and exciting games ever seen
n t h - local gym. Fvom stavt t o finish vetained it t h r o u g h most of t h e game.
it was doubtful as to w h a t t h e out- T h e y wevj ahead at halftime. Shipcome wou d be. Although played a t a p e n s b u r g , however, was a t h r e a t fvom
i'a t and h a r d pace, it was cleanly t h e opening whistle until the end of
played. The statistics show t h a t nei- t h e g a m e . It was not until the secon thev club committed over a dozen half t h a t thc g a m e became veal exciting.
fouls.
T h e visiting c e n t e r . Bloom, w a s a
The C'avion team seemed to lead
most of the time duving t h e g a m e . t h o r n in the side of t h e local boys all
Tha score a t half time was, however, nfte.noon. He had t h e knack of drop18-18. From this point Clavion c r e p t ping in baskets and accounted for 12
into a lead of neavly ten points by of the losers' points. O t h e r stavs for
playing s t e a d y basketball. A b o u t t h e Shippensbuvg weve Coble, a f o r w a r d ,
time the last quavtev s t a r t e d , each and MeVickev, a guavd, h a v i n g IG
team lost one of its best pevfovmevs. i-O n t s between them.
The g a m e was not f e a t u r e d by any
Rns.Twe'g. Clarion centev and star, i
w;;s banished from the g a m e with -;pectaculav rally, as w a s F r i d a y ' s
four pevsonal fouls. Captain H a m - g a m e , but was steadily played all the
m a k e r of t h e local club followed way thvough. Schnavvs in his quiet
way again cavried off the scoring h o n .
shortly after by the same r o u t e .
The last quavtei' w a s the best fea- i ors fov the day. The Hawk R u n boy
tuve of tho g a m e . It was dominated by totaled IG points, six goals and fouv
•^vo boys fvom the region of Phillips- out of fouv fvee t h r o w s . He w a s folbuvg. Eavl Schnavvs and Lew Lucas. lowed by " B u c k " B u c h a n a n w i t h 8
T h " I r t t e r proved t o be the s t a r of •ind Weber with G.
D u r i n g the g a m e the services of
the game by dropping in fouv field i
the locals theiv mavgin of victory. r e c ; ive I sprained ligaments in his
Th'> formev was high scovev for t h e i a r k l ? and h's position was ably filled
evening with IG po'nts. The best Clai'- I by Buchanan with Shevock playing
ion could offer was Wilhelm, who I p,-uavd. It is hoped t h a t " W e b b " will
cored 10 points, and Peterson, who ' be in shape to m a k e the tvip into the
i^coved 8, Both these boys ave g u a r d s . westevn p a r t of the s t a t e the lattev
Lock H i v e n
G. FL F t .
T. t avt of this week, w h e n tho boys meet
SchiiaiVK (f)
G
4
4 16 Cluiion, Cal'fornia, and I n d i a n a on
Sholly (f)
0
0
2
0 T h u r s d a y , F r i d a y , and S a t u r d a y .
G. F l . F t . T.
Lucas (f)
4
0
0
8 Lock Haven
G
4 IG
Webev (c)
3
2
3
8 S c h n a r r s (f)
0
0
0
0
Buchanan (g)
1
0
1
2 Lucas (f)
1
1
I
3
Th'mmakev ( g )
.1
2
4
4 Sholly (f)
3
0
0
G
Shevock (g)
0
0
0
0 Webev (c)
Hammakev (g)
2
1
7
,5
3
2
2
8
Totals
IG
G 12 38 B u c h a n a n (g) (c)
Shevock (g)
0
0
0
0
Clarion
G. Fl. F t . T.
Brown (f) ( c )
, 3
1
1
7
Totals
15
8 14 38
H . n e r y (f)
0
0
0
0
G. Fl. F t . T.
Castafero (f)
2
0
1
4 Sh-'ppensburg
2
G
Mastev (f)
0
0
0
0 Coble (f)
2
3
0
2
Rosenweig ( c ) , 2
1
2
5 De Fvank (f)
2
2
6
Peterson (g)
3
2
4
8 Bloom (c)
0
1 12
2
5
Wilhelm (.g)
4
3
2 10 Snider ( g )
1
.3
McVicker (g)
4
2
2 10
Totals
14
6 11 34
Totals
14
7 11
35
Refevee—Young.

Mans^eld Court Invaded
Sy Lack Haven, 23 to 32

On S.Ttuiday, J a n u a v y 20, Coach
K a ' s : v ' s basketeevs jouvneyed
to
M:inslield to win by t h e .score of 3223, The game was played in the local
c o l l g ? gymnasium. The Kaisevmen
se nied handicapped duving t h e fivst
h a f due to t h e fact t h a t the g y m n a s ium is constructed so as to have a
I aftev across the ceiling neav each
b : s k e t . Although t h e flrst half was
d o ely contested the Havenites weve
slowly gaining. The first half ended
in a tie scove of 15-15. In the last

half Lock Haven s t a r t e d a rally which
kept them in t h e lead and easily won
by the scove of 32-23.

Indiana Defeats Lock Haven
In Close Game, 36 to 34
On Fviday, J a n u a r y 19, t h e courtmen of I n d i a n a S. T. C. invaded tho
g y m n a s i u m and d e f e a t e d the local
squad by a two-point mavgin ( 3 4 - 3 6 )
in one of the most thrilling g a m e s of
the season.
T h e J . V. w a s d e f e a t e d in a preliminary g a m e by R<'novo.

COLLEGE TIMES

What Would Happen If

^{CAMPUS CHATTER};^

Everyone got up for breakfast?
There were no move six o'clock fire
diills?
Books were not so expensive?
There were chairs in Social Squave?
Eight o'clock's weve changed to
nine-thirty's?
Saturday night dances lasted until
10.30?
The Avbor didn't make hambuvgevs?
The libvavy were big enough to accommodate evevyone?
Refevence books were not sent to
the binder's?
People didn't fall in love?
Olivev Muvphy couldn't play the
piano?
Freshies got move nights out?
Everyone would not be broke?
You got a chocolate cake from
home?
Someone wvote all your themes?
We got butterscotch pie move often?
Mr. Walk fell asleep some night?

To compete with the givl who wanted to know if Kathevine Hepburn
lived in the dovm, we now have one
who thinks Anthony Adverse, about
whom so many of us have been raving, is one of the new students who
came in at semester. There is anothev (if you're not a good cook, you
won't get this one) who wants to
know if there is any fair co-ed named
Charlotte Russe envolled at S. T. C.
There also might be some one who
th'nks, in these days of socialized recitations, that the Social Squave is one
of the latest impvovements in the
math.matics department.
Did you evev see a dream walking
in the Easter parade, or a big, bad
wolf heading for the last round-up,
ov an old spinning wheel in the parlor
of a home on the range, wheve smoke
gets in your eyes?
We are reminded of another timely topic: some one (presumably a day
roomer) wants to know why the Seniov Ball is being given so eavly. Isn't
that when all the gvaduates get together and lament their exit fvom
Alma Mater? And some of the fveshmen think is should be called something move dignified than ball; that's
a childish wovd. Students who have
visen to the vanks of collegiate circles
never ball; only cows do, but then,
some of us might prefer to be just a
contented cow.

Wanted
Wanted—By a scvutinizing student
—to have the sense of heaving struck
by some Victrola vecovd swiveling
• swiftly backwards. See "M," care of
Times Staff.
Wanted:—Unbreakable dishes in
tho dining voom—by the waiters and
waitresses with occasional dropsy.
Lost:—One haiv fvom Paul's head,
when Bill was counting them. Reward
if replaced.
Couple Desire Refevee:—A peacemakev needed fov two arguers. Must
have references and be able to box,
wrestle ov fight in a fvee for all.
Wanted :—A picker-up for pretzel
pieces strewn on Social Square.

Awaitin' for the Bus
Faith, an' do ye see what I see acomin' down the walk? Be it a bluebird ov a ved-crested topple? She
must be a-waitin' fov the Williamsjiovt bus, don't ye think?
An' look, Mike, at that lad and his
colleen a-strollin' undev the maples.
Mary says that them two did plight
their troth last Christmas-tide. They'll
be a-roamin' in the gloamin' often
when the spring comes 'round with its
warm evenin's.
Begovva, me lad, an' did ye know
that ouv neighbov to the auld countviee has changed his name from John
to William an' would ye believe it—
he's a-lendin' his chubby, worldlywise old self to the collitch here in
Lock Haven . . See, theve he is a-goin'
now, a-drivin' his own cab.
An' that lass with the Iri.sh blue
eyes an' laughin' smile—she thinks a
wee bit often of Pat McGuire's boy,
Jimmy, they say. Yo know him—the
lad who lives in Renovo an' goes to
the univevsity in the wintev?
Ilev' ye heaved the one about (he

Life
Man comes into this wovld without
his consent, and leaves against his
will. Duving his stay on eavth his time
is spent in one continuous round of
controversies and misunderstandings.
In his infancy, he is an angel; in his
manhood, he is evevything from a lizard up; in his duties, he is a damn
fool; if he raises a family, he is a
chump; if he raises a check, he is a
thief and the law raises hell with him.
If he is a poov man, he is a poov
mananr ^r and has no sense; if he is
vieh, he is dishonest—but considered
smart; if he is in politics, he is a
gvafter or a crook; if he is out of
polities you can't place him—he is an
undesivable citizen. If he goes to
church, he is a hypocrite; if he .stays
away fvom chuvch, he is a sinnev. If
he donates to foreign missions,he does
it for show; if he doesn't, he is a
tightwad. When he first comes into
this world evevybody wants to kiss
h'm; before he goes out everybody
wants to kick him. If he dies young,
there was a great future in front of
him; if he lives to a vipe old age, he
is in tho way, only living to save funeval expenses.
Life is a funny proposition after
all.
—The Palzonette
cook's little boy who liked to eat?
The boys say he is a big boy now and
learned to play football at the collitch. Do ye s'pose it might be him
with that maroon sweater? He's afeedin' what peanuts he don't eat
himself to that dark-haived fellow bes'de hhn, who's a-sayin' "You nawsty
Mawn!" ov suthin' like that.
Whoops, me Mike, here comes our
new blue bus. Get your ticket!

Campus Merry-Go-Round
By WALTER WINCHELL, JR.
DID YOU KNOW:

Chaff from the
Literary World
Interesting bits gathered from the
current magazines

Ave you in the latest personal colThat the fleet was in to see Hart
umn of the Satuvday Review of LitSlater last Sunday night?
That many students are catching- evature, one of the most interesting
up on back sleep since the semester columns in literary magazines? It's a
exams are o'er?
j game fov adults that kids intelligence
tests, and if you have a dollar you
That the annual debate is taking can get it somewhere on Bvoadway. A
place on the campus-subject, "Whom high scove says you've a Sacred Cow;
am I going to take to the Seniov a low- indicates a Problem Child . . .
Ball?"
In this same column some ambitious
That two formev Alumni—Poust i "Geovge" has recapitulated his recent
and Bavdo—shone in the pveliminavy veading thus: the funniest play,
game Friday night? Bavdo officiated "Abie's Ivish Rose; funniest jingle,
during the clash with Bloomsburg T. ; .^imple Simon; funniest song. The
C. Could that account fov our defeat? Big Bad Wolf; funniest book, AbraThat many of the new campus ham .Simon Wolf Rosenbach's Books
"el te" (student teachevs) ave actual- and B'ddevs; funniest parts of the
ly "wovking" fov a change?
book, Edmund Spenser telling ElizaThat the "All-Americans" on the beth Boyle about his Faerie Queen
eampus wish to be kept out of pvint? four years befove he met her . . . and
so on, and so on . . .
Maybe their "ego" is satisfied?
.!: * *
That "Larry" Beck has thrown
P.
G.
Wodehouse,
cerr.tor of Jeeves,
away his crutches?—Maybe the campus co-eds have vun out of sympathy. whom you've undoubtedly met in the
Sat. Eve. Post, if not in pevson, says
That in looking ovev a 1932 issue his surname is pvono.inced Woodof TheTimes there appeavs a sentence house. He ought to kvow . . . And
—"Is Poole a Social Lion?" What Ruth Suckow is Su'co—long vowels
io ouv select campus groups think? and accent on the first . . .
That Chas. Thomas had an unex*
*
!}!
pected visitor Sunday afternoon?
If you have fifteen dollars to spare
That Oppel has settled down—he's you can get one of the 350 autographed copies of Eugene O'Neill's
teaching now?
That some of the men teachers new play. Days Without End . . . Ov,
from the day room are actually if you pvefev, fov ninety-five cents
"fond" of their pupils? Ask any you can secure a Modern Library edition of Peavl Buck's Good Earth.
»th or 9th grade man teacher.
That many of our pvominent co-eds
-4mong the new books is Maxwell
ave "angling" fov bids to the Seniov
Ball? Hope they ave successful, 'cause Anderson's poetic dvama, Mary of
the music will be vomantic (?) and Scotland. Margaret Goldsmith has created a "psychological biography" of
delightful.
the latest vole of Gavbo . . . Christina
That one of our shy and quiet co- of Sweden . . . Sinc'air Lewis' Work
eds is planning a trip to South Amer- of Art was the fivst majov novel of
ica this coming summer?
1934 . . . This is his second "flvst-ofThat the "Bookroom" has defeated the-year" novels. He came in first in
Social Square as a meeting place? '33 , . . Favrav and Rinehart, New
That "Shifty" Burkhart has finally Yovk publish evs, offev "a parade of
fallen before the chavms of a vevy the living past," historic novels of distinction and intevest, in Hevvey Almodevn co-ed? Gaining Powev?
That the basketball games aren't len's Anthony Advevse, Gorman's
attended by a fourth of the football Jonathan Bishop, and A Book of
.4mei leans by Rosemary and Stephen
ittendnnces.
Vincent Benet.
That the press isa poov sportsman's
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way of attacking the chavacter of a
Someone felt that enough had been
pevson.
That the intva-muval basketball wvitten on undevgvaduate ethics, prog'ames ave just as exciting and as full fessors, and systems of education, and
all othev such that go to make up uniof thvllls as a hockey game.
vevsity life, so an anonymous writer
That Mv. Hudson is highly inter- mado an exhaustive study of a differest;d in standard tests of all kinds. ent phase—professors' wives . . . The
That Social Squave is the most article will appear in the Mavch Harpopular place in the school during pers'
the noon hour.
That chapel could be made more A. C. E. PUBLISHES BULLETIN
TO SEND TO EDUCATORS
intevesting if we weren't so timid.
(Ov is it lazy?)
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That theve is such a thing as veiled
Omega Lambda sororities, all of
humov.
whom are represented in A. C. E.,
That opinions and suggestions to have selected chairmen of committees
The Times really are appreciated.
to raise money to contvibute towavds
That a certain girl in the "dorm" financing the bulletin.
is a very good impevsonatov of Gracie
The bulletin was sent to county
Allen.
a-^l district supevintendents, and
That a few cheevs at ouv games of olhev educatovs thvough the .state.
basketball would do a lot towavd win- The bulletin is also being sent to pvoning some games.
si.ectivo students.

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