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COLLEGE TIMES

Last Number
of
I Musical Course!

S t a t e T e a c h e r s GoUege, L o c k H a v e n , P e n n a .
VOL. VII.—No. 14.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1929

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FRESHMEN PROVE SUPERIOR SKILL NOTED VIOLINIST CONCERT GIVEN
BY WINNING MEN'S INDOOR MEET COMING MARCH 1 BY BOSTON CHOIR
Many Thrills Feature Football Schedule for 1929 Ruth Breton to Give Pleasing Program of
Music Held SatContest of Classes, The following football schedule for Final Number of
the 1929 season has just been comMusic Course
Malone is Star
urday Night
pleted. Several new teams are on the
Before the largest crowd ever assembled in ths College Gym, the
Freshmen and Upper Classmen competed in a thrilling contest of indoor
events with the Freshmen emerging
on top by a decisive score of 51-26.
So completely were the Freshmen masters that the Upper-classmen were defeat2d with three events remaining to
be run off.
Keen rivalry was the order of the
day and both s des strove mightily to
gain the advantage. The Upper-classmen started with a rush by taking the
Chinning and Hand-Wrestling contests in easy fashion. This gave them
a tsmpotary lead of 6-0. Beginning
with the Tug-of-War the Freshmen
proceeded to "mop up" everything in
sight and were headed for a lead that
the Upper-classmen could not overcome. In succession the Freshmen
took the Tug of War, first and second
in th:; Running Broad jump, first
place in the Standing Broad jump,
flrst and second in the Running Hop,
St-p, and Jump, and first place in the
20 yaid dash. During this time the
Fre5hmen piled up 30 points to 15
points for the Upper-classmen. The
Freshmen also took the first two relays (the straight and backward) giving them a total of 36 points and
needing only 5 more to win the meet.
Here the Upper-classmen braced and
took the Monkey and Wheelbarrow
Relays to make a total of 21 points.
Th3 Volley Ball contest came next
rnd the Upper-classmen tossed the
Freshmen for a 15-3 score and climbing within 10 points of tieing the
P'roshmen. The Baseball (indoor)
game was next on the program. It
was during this contest that the
Freshmen clinched the meet by hammering out a 7-6 victory over the Upper-classmen in 4 innings. Joe Ake
proved the hero by knocking in the
winning run. Just to prove that they
were not yet through scoring the
Freshmen proceeded to win the Dodge
Ball contest and then swamped the
Upper-classmen in the flnal event, the
Basketball game, by a score of 28-13.
The stars of this contest were Hager,
Legacy and Bob Plummer. Time and
again they scored for the Freshmen
and the Upper-classmen were left far
behind. When the smoke cleared

(Continued on p a ^ 2)

program that were not on last year.
Such teams as Susquehanna Junior
Varsity ard ethers equally as formidable give us one of the most interesting schedules we have ever had.
October—
5—Dickinson Seminary
12—MansflJd S. T. C.
19—Susquehanna Jr. Varsity,
26—IMiderRville S. T. C

Home
Away
Home
Home

November—
2—Bloomsburg S. T. C.
9—Shippensburg S. T. C.
16—Clcrion S. T. C

Away
Away
Home

Dickinson Sem Wins
by Score of 45 to 23
On Friday afternoon, February 22,
the local College squad travelled to
Williamspoit to engage the Gold and
White of Dickinson Seminary in a
basketball game.
Dickinson had been strengthened
by the return of Clark, their star
Forward, and Given, star Guard, who
had been out of the eai-lier games
due to injuries. The locals put up a
game fight during the flrst half and
were in the lead several times. Robb,
Parsons, and Bardo kept the locals
in the fight, scoring on long shots,
but Clark, almost s.ngle-har.ded, kept
Dickinson ahead at the end of the
half, 27-19.
During the second half, the locals
could only gather together 4 points,
while Dickinson ran up a total of 18
points. During th s half, Gould, to
gether with Ciark, proved too fast a
combination for the locals to cope
with. Malone, who took McLean's
place during the second half, played
a great defensive game, holding his
man scoreless. Dickinson presented
a fast passing attack that the locals
could not stop, especially during the
second half.
Next week, March 1 and 2, the
locals will set out on a three-day trip,
playing West Chester Friday night
and Kutztown Saturday.
Field Goals: Lock Haven—Robb 3,
Bardo 3, Parsons 2, Vonada 1; Dickinson—Clark 9, Gould 7, Bogel 2,
Cassell 1, Given 1.

The final number of the Musical
Artists Course for 1928-'29 will feature Mi?s Ruth Breton, violinist, who
will play on Friday night, March 1st.
Miss Breton comes as the second
young American artist in this year's
program, and those who felt the
charm of Miss Louise Lerch a month
ago are looking foward to a similar
experience on Friday.
In ch pel on Thursday morning.
Miss Whitwell, cf the Mus'c Department, gave several hints thr.t increase
th'S cxp'^ctition. Miss Breton was
born in Louisville, Kentucky, twentyfour years ago. Her training was received pi'incipally here in America,
but urdcr ths line of such fine masters r.s Franz Kneisel and Leopold
Auer. It has given to her original
talent the power that makes her, as
she has been so fittingly described,
"an artis^t and magician of the violin."
Miss Brftm made her debut in
Louisv'lle, with the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra. Her success here
very soon paved the way for her first
appearance at New York City. The
enthusiasfc reception which her performances received in this city indicated well how American hearts had
been captured by her playing. Miss
Whitwell told of an interesting episode in this connection—that Miss
Breton had played before President
Coolidgi. In the summer of 1926 she
went abroad on a tour that spread her
fame far over other parts of the
world. Music critics in London, Bevlin, Munich and many other of ihi;
prominent European cities could do
nothing but praise. Her flawless technique and ability to sway her audiences with the emotional content of her
music has left a lasting impression
upon all. Her concert on Friday night
is sure to be the "finest of fine."
Miss Whitwell gave many interest
ing points in a brief summary of the
Artists Course for this year, speaking
first of the financial part of such a
program. This was a new phase of
the subject to many and it brought an
added appreciation of what the college authorities have done in securing
the fine artists who have come to
Lock Haven. Miss Whitwell spoke of
the success that has followed Herbert
Heyner, the English baritone who
made his first appearance in America
at S. T. C. last fall. She briefly analyzed the fine performance given by

The impromptu concert presented
Saturday evening, Feb. 23, in the College auditorium by the Boston Male
Choir, was a complete walk-over. The
singers held their audience from the
first appearance of the choir to the
last encore.
The program began with the "Stein
Song" from the "Prince of Pilsen,"
after which one of the singers, Mr.
Laite, introduced the rest telling
their names and the positions they
hold when not touring the country.
Many hold important positions in
schools and colleges of Music. One,
Mr. Carmody, was the winner of the
Atwater Kent Prize for the best amateur Radio singing. His rendition of
"Hear Me, Ye Winds and Waves," an
Aria from "Julius Caeser" by Handel
proved his fine ability.
The Slave Song, "I'm a Wanderer," composed by Dr. Samuel Richard
Graves, brought the encore number,
"Old Black Joe," in which the Choir
provided the accompaniment while
one of their number did the solo work.
Th? announcement that a special arrangement of the "Volga Boatman"
would be sung brought forth exclamations of happy anticipation which
were not dispelled by the production.
Mr. Laite very efl'ectively explained
and recited the poem of the "Julie
Plainte" by Joff'rey O'Hara before
singing it to its musical setting so that
none of the drama of it would be lost.
The piano accompaniment was especially efl'ective here in carrying out the
fury of the storm.
Taken all in all every number of
the varied concert was thoroughly enjoyed by those who heard it. We sincerely hope they will come again.
the New York String Quartet some
time ago, and spoke of the delightful
program presented by Louise Lerch
last month. She prophesied an evening of wonderful music on Friday,
and emphasized the fact that no one
should rniss the chance to hear Ruth
Breton.
We feel that our college has been
highly honored in the concert course
this year, especially since Herbert
Heyner made his American debut at
this institution, and since Miss Louise
Lerch came to sing at this college,
where her sister was a student some
years ago.

COLLEGE TIMES

Two Members of Faculty to
Act as Judges for Debates

FRESHMEN WIN INDOOR
MEET HELD SATURDAY
(Continued from Page 1)

1 Mr. Patterson and Mr. Sullivan
I have been invited by the Central
away and things began to clear up
Pennsylvania Interscholastlc Debatagain the final score of the biggest
ing Association to serve as judges in
and best Indoor Meet ever held at the
some of the debctss of the League.
local college was: Freshmen 51, UpTh3 question to be debated is: Reper-classmen 20. The Freshmen cerThe regular meeting of the Beta solved, thr.t the principle of the life
The
Alpha
Sigma
Tau
Fraternity
tainly deserve a world of credit for
the wonderful display of athletic abil- had a regular meeting on Monday. | Siima Chi Sorority was held on Tues- term ef the B 'umes Law of New York
ity wliich they exhibited during the Feb. 18, at 4.30. Two Junior mem- day, Feb. 19, at 5.30. The handvvoik Stat3 be adopted in other commonmeet. The Silver Cup which was of- bers were installed in office. New I which f e gills hav3 been doing wa.s wealths. Each debate is to be judged
fered as a prize to the group scoring committees were appointed by the 1practically finished. More definite by one person, who will announce tho
winner tj the audience, giving at the
the greater number of points goes to President and the date set for the An- ;lir.s we:c made about their stunt.
same time any reasons he m.^y see fit,
* * *
the FVeshmen and here's extending nual Banquet.
* * *
Th ; Gir'.s' Glee Club had their pic- for the decision.
them the heartiest of congratulations.
Mr. Sullivan will serve in this caThe Rho Omega Lambda Sorority : t i r . s taken f.t 7.15 Tuesday night for
They sure deser-ve 'em. It is hoped
pacity at Phil'psburg, April 5, and
that in future years these Indoor decided at their meet'ng on Monday th3 Catalogue.
State Colle.'re, A p r l 19. Mr. Patt-rmeets will become a regular thing as j to meet temporarily on Wednesday
* * *
son will s-rve as judge of the deb.de
they aie one of the best means of pro- inste id of the regular day.
The
Shake
Liter
ry
Society
had
a



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at Bellefonte, April 12.
moting school spirit and rivalry,
At 7.15 the College Times Staff met '|.'P_ca! program at 7.30 Thursday.
something we need and need badly.
Pi
of.
Gage,
cf
tha
Language
departTo name the individual stars of the for a short business meeting. There ment, gave an in'.e.esting talk on Edcontest would be a difficult task, es- was an open discussion of how to im- ,I ward P. Robinson and compared him \ S. T. C. Alumni Plan Play
pecially since most of the contests prove the paper and then a letter wit'.i c a iie r po:ts. The society then
to BeneHt the Loyalty Fund
were run ofl' in teams but in the in- from a student was read. In this let- had an open discussion of the same
ter
was
a
good
criticism
of
our
paper
j
_ —
dividual events some few did stand
topic.
and
a
number
of
very
good
suggesI
At
a
special
meeting
of the Alumni
out. The outstanding star of the meet
* * »
! As;ociatIen at which Dr. D. W. Thomwas Fred Malone, of the Freshmen, tions for improvement. The Staff'
Trice Lit. rary Society met on ! as p;;sid;d, on Friday evening, Febwho captured 3 first places, a won- appreciated th's letter and intends to
Thur^lay,
Feb. 21, at 8.00. The meet- •rua:y 15, a committee w.'.s appointed
try
the
new
ideas.
Everyone
is
inderful showingagainst a brilliant field.
Piper, Smith, and Sundberg also star- vited to writj in giving approval or j ing was s h o t as Mr. Ulmer was away. t l i-elect a play to be offered by the
The W. A. A. stunt was discussed.
i Alumni of S. T. C. some time th's
red for the Freshmen in the individ- disapproval.
j spring.
ual event*;. For the Upper-classmen
Tie pr;cccds of ths pliy will go to
Robb was the outstanding star of the
t' e p;rmanent Alumni Loyalty Fund.
individual events, placing 3rd in two
events. Ratchford, Frederick.s, and
Loans are made fr: m this fund to a d
MacDonald iiWo placed for the Upperstude ts at our college.
ch.ssme'n.
The members of the committee are
13-15 E. MAIN ST., LOCK HAVEN, PENNA.
Miss Sarah Beck, Miss Erma D. Gast,
Hittin' the High Spoti
Mrs, A. F. Stouck, and I. T. Parsons.
Legacy and Piper pulled a "fast
one" in the Wheelbarrow Relay by
Kinderjiaiten Poom Decorated
falling all over e'ach other. What was
The k'nrL'rgarten room has been
the matter. Lew? See someone fammade attractive by the addition of
iliar in the balcony?
decorated boxes for waste paper and
The tug-of-war was the most thrillpainted trays of corresponding color
ing contest of the meet with the
tones, to hold work materials. Tho
Freshmen winning 2 out of 3. Nice
work w;.s done by Mary Beale, Kath"footwork," Bardo.
ryn Burnham, Louise Eastman, ReParsons and Robb reminded the
Styled for Every Sport
bckah Evans, and Loretta Wyer, as
writer of the "Volga Boatmen" in the
their pait in Junior Participation.
tug-of-war. Brown was the big gun
and Dress Need
on the attack for the Freshmen in the
Ineloor Baseball game, driving in three
runs and scoring two, himself.
Capelets, scarf collars, throw effects of
Fredericks pulled a tendon in the
the same and a contrasting material,
standing broad jump that handicapombre striped sports fabrics, fur trim- ,
])cd him in his other trials.
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Coming

The spring or dance festival is to
be held March 22, 1929, after the
Junior-Senior meet. This festival is
based upon Greek and Roman mythology. The Roman calendar with its
ten months in a year is one of the
keynotes of the festival. The meeting of the twelve gods and goddesses
on Mount Olympus will be vividly
portrayed, with the time when each
one descends to the earth to look over
the affairs of men.

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She: Why did you break your engagement with that school teacher?
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Editor-in-Chief
Alice R e a d ers and Executive committee, held
I mean I will take a hero and use
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Managing E d i t o r , K a t h e r i n e A n d e r s o n h e r e a t t h e college.
I phrases from t h e w r i t i n g s of famous
Make-up-Editor
R o b e r t Bollinger
1910
I Yvonne Y o u n g w a s a t h e r home in men to describe a tale of him.
Sports Editor
E i n e r Eliason
F r i e n d s a r e pained to h e a r of the I Clearfield.
Alumni E d i t o r
Bernice A l e x a n d e r
It was to have been the day of
Joke Editor
I r e n e Russell illness of Dr. N. P. Benson. Dr. BenSylvia S y k e s ; son is a f o r m e r i n s t r u c t o r a t our colMrs. Kinkead, of T y r o n e , spent ' his wedding. Mr. H e r o , a f t e r having
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Advertising Manager, Charlotte High _ _
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Circulation M a n a g e r
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Harriet Rohrbaugh 1
1918
B e t t y Cowher visited a t h e r home he did have " p a n g s a r t h r i t i c t h a t inSubscription M a n a g e r Ralph P o o r m a n I Word h a s been received here of the in T y r o n e .
fest t h e t o e " ( g o u t ) . " A g r e a t conAssociate E d i t o r s : M a r g a r e t F e r g u - ! recent m a r r i a g e of Miss F l o r e n c e Bos: course was assembled to witness the
son, Alice Pearsall, K a t h r y n K l a e r , i
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M a r y Kay Yeckley and Dode ArM a r g a r e t Beeson, Caroline Cath-1 «ert- foi'mer.y of Mill Hall, and Ross
I nuptials," b u t all of a s u d d e n " t h e inc a r t , Mary Flegal, Genevieve Ar- : Grenard a t Pueblo, Colorado.
Miss nold were .rt Mary K a y ' s h o m e in Por- dividual was precipitated in.stantanlauskas, D o r o t h y G e a r h a r t , T h e r e s a i Bossert is a d a u g h t e r of Mr. and Mrs. I tage for the week-end.
I eously through the portal of t h e manS t r a y l e y Doris M a t t e r n , E m m a PYan-1 j ^ , j ^ ^ B o s s s i t of Mill Hall and is i:
2IS F r y , Lucille Taylor, N o r m a n Mor
Mr. and Mi-s. M a t t e r n , of Phillips- sion by the i r a t e p a r e n t . " Then takj a i n , Anna Mary Gilson, Charles Dale. m e m b e r of the class of 1918. For a burg, called en Doree S u n d a y after- ing his lyre he went to the woods
Robert Bollinger, F r a n c i s P e a r s o n , n u m b e r of years she has been a teach"and t r e e s u p r o o t e d left their place
Paul Vanada, Catherine Fliger, Flor- er in tho T h a t c h e r School a t Pueblo. noon.
sequacious of t h e l y r e , " ( t e n d e n c y to
e n c e Kniss, Geraldine Greaser, Mar- H e r h u s ' ; a n d is associated with the
S p e a k i n g of thrilling w e e k - e n d s — follow) and t h e n " s i t t i n g on the grass
g a r e t Spooner. William Sweet, M a r y
B a r n a r d , C h a r l o t t e Mahaffy, M a r t h a A r a p a h o e store a t Pueblo.
j Dot Blair and Gwen S h e r m a n were a t jhe partook of the f l a g r a n t beverage
Zeigler, A l b e r t Sundberg, Elizabeth
Following a honeymoon in Denver, their homes in W a r r e n . .Some t r i p ! drawn from China's h e r b " ( t e a ) ;
Dalby.
the couple wiil reside in Pueblo.
I while he talked of " t h e forces which
Murdy Albaugh, D o t L a w r e n c e and
1921
i a m a l g a m a t e into one homogeneous
Veronica Bradley, m e m b e r of Al- F r a n F r y saw " T h e Singing Fool" a t I entity t h e gigantic i n t e r e s t of multiAcceptance f o r mailing a t special
r a t e of postage provided for in section pha Sigma Tau, after b e i n g g r a d u a t - Williamsport S a t u r d a y .
I farious c o r p o r a t e i n t e r e s t s . "
1 1 0 3 , Act of October 3, 1917, a u t h o r - ed from S. T. C , took advanced work
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a t New York University. She is now
v.e:k-end with J e a n P e t e r s .
E n t e r e d as Second Class m a t t e r Supervisor of mus'c in Connelsville,
Mr. Sullivan ( i l l u s t r a t i n g how a
N o v e m b e r 5, 1928 a t the post office Pa.
I Gaynell Morgon and Helen Cunperson might be influenced by coma t Lock Haven, Pa., u n d e r t h e A c t of
j ningham spent the week-end a t their
ing in contact with people of other
March 3, 1879.
A m e e t i n g of the Alumni officers h o m e s .
sections—how one's outlook on varand E x e c u t i v e Committee was held
1 ious subjects is b r o a d e n e d ) : " T h e
FEB.'^UARY 27, 1929
recently in Dr. A r m s t r o n g ' s office. j M a r g a r e t Gingrich was home this
girls who a t t e n d these conventions
I
week-end.
The purpose of the m e e t i n g was to
like t h e I. K. U. Convention in Deplan for Alumni Day, May 25th of
F a y e Lord and Mollie Evin saw troit last year, never come back the
this year.
" T h e Singing F o o l " on T h u r s d a y in s a m e . "
Williamsport.

EDITORIALS

By a s t u d e n t vot^ in a r e c e n t chapel period, the t i m e for Sunday evening vespers has been set for 6.05 P.
M. These services have been proving particularly worthwhile lately,
b o t h in t h e s p e a k e r s t h a t they have
b r o u g h t b e f o r j th:; s t u d e n t s and in
t h e B.blical moving p i c t u r e stories
thr.t have besn presented. The new
t i m e was set to a c c o m m o d i t e the m a j o r i t y of the s t u d e n t s . I t is very r e a sonable for the leaders to expect a
l a r g e a t t e n d a n c e from now on.

Professor Sullivan Speaks
Mid Reiter's
on Washington, the LeadenS a t u r d a y .

m o t h e r visited her on

He seized me b,v the t h r o a t and
; t h r e w me down. I was conscious of
P e g Ferguson was home this week- his monstrous form h o v e r i n g near and
Professor Sullivan's address on
t e a r s c a m e to my eyes as I hurriedly
" W a s h i n g t o n , the L e a d e r , " given in j end.
reviewed my past life. Suddenly a
chapel F i i d a y , F e b r u a r y 22, was a
Charlie Dale said, " S u n d a y is the I foaming deluge was dashed in my
highly fitting c o m m e n t a r y on o u r
first day I've been home in five j face and before I could fully recover,
gi'eat P r e s i d e n t ' s life. T h e talk conweeks."
! a leng knif^' was placed under my
sisted of a brief resume of W a s h i n g - !
no^e.
I squiinied.
He seized ni.v
ton's c a r e e r , s t r e s s i r g t h e fact t h a t he
F r e d d i e B a r r ' s f a t h e r and sister hair. I gasped. He f u m e d ! I yelled
was an o u t s t a n d i n g leader of out- spent the week-end with him.
and h e — g a v e me my first shave.
standing m e n . The fact t h a t he led
H o m e , to Williamsport, went Samsuch men as Franklin, H a m ' l t o n , Jefferson, ar.d Moiris was given as proof my Long S -.turday, b u t whom did he
"FORGIVE ME"
go with?
of this fact.

Mr. Sullivan appropriately conCo-ed: Have you g o t a jiin?
cluded his r e m a r k s by r e a d i n g LinR o o m i e : Common, rolling, ten,
coln's t i b u t e to Washington, expressed F e b r u a r y 22, 1 8 4 2 :
\ safety, bar, stick, cottar, hair, hat,
" T h i s is the 110th anniversary of' wr'st, bei.uty, scarf, t i s , o r f r a t e r the b i r t h d a y of W a s h i n g t o n . We a r e • n ' t y ?
— O u i r e n t Sauce.
, m e t to c e l e b r a t e this day. Washing,
...
• , ... j.
,,
i ton IS t h e mightiest name on e a r t h —
long since mightiest in t h e cause of der t h e "Carolina Moon."
Civil L i b e r t y ; still m i g h t i e s t in moral
Yours " F r o m Monday On,"
r e f o r m a t i o n . On t h a t n a m e an eulogy
"The Sheik"
is expected. It c a n n o t be. To add P. S. "You're My W e a k n e s s Now."
b r i g h t n e s s t o the name of Washington
is alike impossible. Let none a t t e m p t
NOTICE, F R E S H M E N !
it.
In solemn awe p r o n o u n c e the
W h e n t a k i n g observations please
n a m e a n d in its naked, deathless
observe the following:
splendor leave it shining o n . "
1. Pick up y o u r feet.
M i s s — " H a v e you always been a
2. D o n ' t rush in the front door
S o p h — S a y , w h a t do you t h i n k
cowboy?"
while an observation is being t a u g h t .
about this h e r e evolution?
Ruff—"No m a m .
I was first a
3. D o n ' t amuse O T H E R children
F r e s h — I t ' s a good idea, b u t can
b a b y . " — W h i r l w i n d . —Student P r i n t z . t h e y e n f o r c e it?
—^The Antelope. by showing artistic ability.

T h e men s t u d e n t s of S. T. C. a r e
doing somethir.g "new and different."
T h e Men's Choral Club, which g a v e a
fine concert for t h e s t u d e n t s last y e a r ,
is e x t e n d i n g its progr-am this season.
T h i vaudeville t h o w which is to be
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is first being given in Mill Hall on
T h u r s d a y evening, F e b r u a r y 28. Perh a p s we have n o t appreciated t h e tale n t thr.t is with us every d a y — w e m a y
h a v e some surprises w a i t i n g f o r us.
A t least this extension of activities
shows wide-awake, interested effort on
t h e p a r t of t h e fellows and we wish
t h e m all success in the n e w v e n t u r e .

Dearly "Beloved,"
I am s i t t ' n g in a " T u m b l e Down
Shack in A t h e l o n e " s u r r o u n d e d by
"Mississippi M u d " " P i n ' i n ' For Y o u "
" S w e e t Sue, J u s t Y o u . " I t is " J u s t a
N ' g h t fcr M e d i t a t i o n " and I'm "Lonesome." " T h o You T h r e w Me D o w n "
I was " J e a l o u s " and " A f t e r My
L a u g h t e r Came T e a r s . "
" A r e You
Mak'in' a Fool of M e " " C a u s e I Can't
Give You A n y t h i n g B u t Love B a b y ? "
You know "Rose in a B u d " t h a t "You
Were My F i r s t Sweet H e a r t " and "I
Loved You Then As I Love You
Now." " F u r t h e r M o r e " " Y o u ' r e The
Cream Of My Coffee" and " J u s t To
Know You is To Love Y o u . "
So
"Kiss Me A g a i n " and " S o m e Night
When Y o u ' r e L o n e s o m e " "Me and My
Little B a n j o " will give you a "Schub e r t ' s S e r e n a d e " " B e n e a t h Thy Lattice L o v e " " H i g h On a Hill T o p " un-

COLLEGE TIMES
Dartmouth Student Leaves
College to Live in Woods
A D a r t m o u t h student, C u r t i s H.
Glover, 20, a n d a J u n i o r , h a s done
w h a t m a n y l o n g to do a t one t i m e o r
another. He said goodbye to college
and civilized life to begin life in the
woods.
In a letter published in " T h e Dartm o u t h , " he wTote: "Goodbye, Dartmouth. By t h e time you are r e a d i n g
this I .shall be aboard a train s p e e d i n g
to northern wilds w h e r e I i n t e n d to
p r e p a r e myself for a higher life than
college leads t o ; the life described by
Thoreau in Walden.
" I have existed in y o u r civilization
now for 20 y e a r s . I have existed
merely a s a s p e c t a t o r .
You have
forced me to d o certain things, and I
have done t h e m reluctantly, always
inwardly rebelling. Now I h a v e decided to give expression to m y wild
n a t u r e , and t o t r y w h e t h e r it be possible to live h u m a n l y . "
The modern T h o r e a u is living in
t h e White Mountains on the e s t a t e of
Mr. Glover, senior, w h o is a w e a l t h y
Boston architect. This seems as if it
would be an i n t e r e s t i n g e x p e r i m e n t to
watch.

CAMPUS

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Costume. .
Jewelry. . .
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Malone and Smith s a y they w e n t t o h a r m o n i c a a n d J e w ' s h a r p .
a wreck t h e o t h e r n i g h t . T h e y m u s t
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have helped haul it in.
T h a t n e w fellow, J o h n s o n , can
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yodel. He's n o t Swiss but he sure h a s
Max had b e t t e r w a t c h t h e t i m e . He t h e Swiss movement.
w a s seen a t a r a t h e r l a t e h o u r down
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t o w n t h e o t h e r night.
T h e little boys in t h e day room do
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like to play in the snow. Of course
" T h e r e ' s two lonesone people in t h e t h e y a r e on'y acting their ages.
wrhole wide world.
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P i p e r " f a w down and go b o o m , "
T h a t ' s Bardo a n d t h e m a n in t h e
r i g h t in t h e w a t e r too. H e had t o
moon."
d r y his clothes befoie he could a t t e n d
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classes.
We'll have to a r r a n g e for a b a r n

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d a n c e since t h e r e a r e so many musicCan you imagine anyone g e t t i n g
ians in t h e boys' dorm who play t h e moonstruck on a perfectly dark night?
Myrna can!

Who Said So?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

No foolin'?
Oh M o t h e r !
I'll s a y .
Pifflicated.
You pippin.
B'gorra Pat.
Shux with t h e w o r k . W h a t ' s t h e
m a t t e r with M a r g ?
Only a n o t h e r l e t t e r to Mary Kay.
Yea H o n .
Run a l o n g — g e t l o s t !
Oh I reckon so.
Oh you a n i m a l !

8.
9.
T h e m e e t i n g W e d n e s d a y n i g h t was 10.
dedicated to t h e life and service of 1 1 .
Miss Mabel C r a t t y , National Secre- 12.
tai-y of the Y. W. C. A., w h o died A n s w e r s t o last w e e k ' s " W h o
F e b r u a r y 27, 1928. She was known
This?"
both in America and abroad f o r " h e r
1. Lizzie Van Scoyoc.
ministry to t h e needs both spiritual
2. Mary B a r n a r d .
a n d temporal of y o u n g w o m e n . "
3. A m y Louise E a s t m a n .
A picture of this " i n t e r n a t i o n a l 4. Shirley Chri.stenson.
s t a t e s w o m a n " h a s j u s t been placed on 5. Mr. S m i t h .
t h e walls of t h e Y. W. rooms. In it
6. Evelyn Bosworth.
one can see all t h e characteristics 7. Sue Bowes.
which the able leaders described.
8. Dot B a s t i a n .
9. Dot Stitzer.
10. Becky E v a n s .
1 1 . Al W o o l b e r t .
12. Doree M a t t e r n .

Miss Cratty Honored at Y. W.

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Roche's Team Wins Second
Place in Ball Tournament

FOLLOW THE CROWD TO
MAIN AND GROVE STS.

I L a s t Thursday Captain Roche's
I t e a m won second place in the Cap; t a i n ' s Ball t o u r n a m e n t by default. «HXHKH»a

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T h e first g a m e for second place, beI t w e e n P o t t s ' and Roche's team, was I
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scheduled for 7.30 o'clock. Because
! P o t t s ' team did n o t a p p e a r the g a m e
Radios
Curling Irons
was forfeited.
By their victory Roche's t e a m w a s
Wavers Study Lamps
due t o play t h e Frosh team which had
previously been defeated by Grier's
Champions.
This l a t t e r game was
Said scheduled for 8.00 o'clock, b u t because of a delay the Frosh team did
n o t a p p e a r until 8.05. T h e Seniors,
t h e r e f o r e , claimed this g a m e also by
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d e f a u l t . Although t h e F r o s h ai'e n o t
satisfied, the results of these g a m e s
will probably stand.

G E T T I N G U P ON A COLD
MORNING
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Get up!
Umph! Whew!
Br-r-r it's cold!
P u t t h a t window d o w n ! ! ! !
W h e r e ' s m y stocking?
L a y offa m e , you e l e p h a n t .
Oh . . . t h e s e shoes a r e cold.
W h o took my kimono?
Zip! Somethin's busted!
H e y ! ! T h e w a t e r ' s frozen.
W h a - z a t . . . No class t o d a y ?
Move over . . . .
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J o e — " W h y t h e sad e x p r e s s i o n ? "
B r o w n i e — " I b o u g h t one of those
books called, " H o w t o make L o v e , "
a n d now I d o n ' t k n o w w h a t to d o . "
J o e — " W e l l , c a n ' t you r e a d ? "
B r o w n i e — " S u r e . I t says t o t a k e
t h e lady's hand, look i n t o h e r eyes,
a n d say, 'I love you, B e a t r i c e ' . "
Joe—"Well?"
B r o w n i e ~ " M y girl's n a m e is S u s y . "

Electric Supply
Company

D o c : Ouch, I j u s t bumped my crazy
bone.
D o n : Never mind, j u s t comb y o u r
h a i r differently and the bump w o n ' t
show.
— N o r m a l Pulse.

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For Spring Wear

WHO WILL WIN THE FREE
PAIR O F S T O C K I N G S ?
ICach one who buys a p a i r of my
$1.25 Stockings, will receive a
number.
The lucky n u m b e r
wins a f r e e pair of stockings.
W h o will be t h e lucky person?

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