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COLLEGE TIMES
Naturalist
Home Coming
state Teachers
Base Ball
Game
College, Loch Havmn. Pa.
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SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1942
Vol. 18
College Players
Present Comedy,
a What a Life"
OUTGOING PRESIDENT
Lock Haven Well
Represented at
New York Meeting
No. 7
Entire College Aids
in Making College
Dag
Successful
Seven students representing Lock
On Thursday a n d Friday nights
Haven S t a t e Teachers College, with !
of last week, t h e College Players
Miss Poole a s faculty adviser. Miss
scored again; this time with a
[ Between three a n d four hundred
Brong, who headed a panel and Dr. [
down-to-earth comedy — Clifford
high school- students visited Lock
Flowers, left Lock Haven Thursday I
fJoldsmith's
three-act, "What
a
Haven Teachers College on Friday
morning, March 26, to attend the !
Life." The curtains of t h e new a u jand Saturday, April 17 a n d IS, to
Eastern States Association of P r o - I
ditorium stage parted a t 8:15 for
' participate In t h e College Day fesfesslonal Schools for Teachers a t
«ach performance, and both the pubtivals. These boys and girls came
t h e Hotel Commodore, New York
sdayar.shrd Inu nu nu un nu nu
from the high schools of Centre,
City,
;
lie audience of Thursday evening
! Clinton, Blair, and other counties in
The topic of t h e seventeeth an- |
and the packed house of high school
I Lock Haven's service area.
nual .spring conference was, "The |
BTiests of Friday gave frequent vent
On Monday, April
the debat
The purpose of their visit was to
Education
of
Free
Men
in
American
;
of their appreciation with sponDemocracy." T h e student program I bating season will be closed with . acquaint them with the college c u r ,
taneous laughter and applause.
jwas built around three main head- the cu.stomary debater's party held ] riclum a s well a s dormitory llfe^
"What a Life" was directed over a
ings, namely; Faculty-Student Co- at Dr. Weber's cabin, "Cultural! o n Friday afternoon they were
ptriod of six weeks by Miss C.
operation in Student Organization, Lag." All debaters a r e Invited to entertained by a baseball game beCordelia Brong. head of the Speech
A Dynamic College Program of
Department; she was assisted by
attend thia event which wiil last tween Colgate University a n d Lock
Health and Physical Education, and
etaoln shrdlu u u u
nnnnnuunnu
Haven. Immediately after dinner, a
The Atta.Inment of Aesthetic V a l - from 4:00 P . M. until 10:00 P . M. dance w a s held In the gymnasium.
Miss Phyllis Wolf, student director.
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One of those who usually a r e there
In t h e leading roles of Henry
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1 At X-T; evervone went tn t b e a u Aldrich and Barbara Pearson, F r a n to see t h eweni
dramatics
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lo xnepro.^u
cis "Stinky" Hartzell and Jane Bittduction,
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ner turned in excellent, understandIn order to accommodate all t h e
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, IO BrIen. So, d o n t forget vour party,
ven hadTdelegates
almost
every : ^ ^ ^
ing, a n d laugh-provoking interprematics.
e n panels inwere
arranged
.
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vam, guests t h a t night, it was necessary
panel.
On Saturday
morning
met three men of t h e Penn ,
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tations of their characters. About
under these
three groups.
LockRlcli-'^^am
Haa r d F. Hartzell had t h e role of State
team on t12,
h e members
q n e s t i o n -of
W hour
a t | out
f-^": of
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them was woven t h e story of a lad
the
dormitory
over
night.
T
he
On
February
s u m m a r y speaker, a very outstand- 'Are t h e Qualities of a Good Conwho just couldn't stay out of troubfaculty a n d some of t h e townspeoling
distinction
for
our
college.
?
versationali.sf?
During
t
h
e
afterle. His father set too high a n example generously offered their hospi; Miss Poole and our delegates vis- ."""J" <>f the same d a y other memple for him, his mother, Mrs. Aidtality to these stdeunts.
'ited LaGuardia Airport T h u r s d a y hers of both teams met In two nonrich played by Ethel Batley, laid
T h e guests h a d their first ta.ste
evening a n d watched t h e Clipper, decision debates on the National
t h e root of all his troubles to h i s
of college regulations. It w a s with
land
Thev
also
saw
the
annual
,
Labor
question.
Four
of
our
people
tonsils and consequently led him
great reluctance that they brcike
pageant. "The Glory of E a s t e r " a t ; Pai'ticlpated in the Shippensburg
around by reference to them in a
For t h e last two years the Stu- Radio City before the convention, tournament held on February 14. off their evening activitU s to r e manner which might suggest t h a t
spond to t h e call of t h e traditional
dent Council h a s symbolized t h e lOn Friday they attended the a n - In this we won one round.
he had them out only t h e week b e but silent curfew. There were a
advent of each new administration I nual banquet In the ballroom of
Penn
State
w
a
s
entertained
here
.fore. The principal of Central High
few, however, who did not take t h e
by proclaiming a specified d a y a sI the Hotel
Commodore,
spending
a
n
d
participated
In
a
double
n
o
n
School. Mr Bradley, played by Joel
Inauguration Day. The chief figure • t h a t day, an/I Saturday In panel decision debate In Dr. Weber's E c - time too seriously, and alloted themFreedman, paced his office (where
on this day is the newly elected ! discussions . T h e group left New onomics clas-s ou February 27. A selves fifteen or twenty minutes exHenry spent most of h i s time) in
president of t h e Council, who takes I V'ork Sunday after hearing Dr. H a r - highlight of t h e season w a s thetra. Nevertheless, everyone enjoywl
alternate huffs of annoyance a n d
himself a n d t h e college Is looking
office In June. This year. May
disgust. His teachers thought h e
r y Emerson Fosdick a t t h e River- High School t o u r n a m e n t In which forward to these peoples' coming
fifteenth h a s been set aside for t h e
many different schools participated back next year a s students, a t which
w a s lazy and did not t r u s t him; his
side Drive Church.
traditional occasion.
and In which various members of time they can redeem themselves by
drawing artistic caricatures of them
This year t h e usual ceremony is
the squad served a s judges.
in class did not help m a t t e r s any.
coming jn at 10:3 planned, with lighted candles a n d
CIrcunvstances surrounded him. And
On March 2 our team met t h e ' e l s e .
all t h e tri mings. The officers of
to top it all off, his mortal enemy,
Penn State's women's team here ! The misconceptions of visitors a r e
ithe old council will enter and alt on
t h e handsome George Bilgelow, playand on .March 7 they competed In amazing. Some ot the younger genthe right side of the auditorium beed by Dan Stanley, bought a tuxedo
the Slippery Rock tournament a t eration seemed to regard t h e halls
fore the Student Body. T h e audiwith which to escort Henry's girl
torium will be dark except for i Robert Marshall Deem, 22, of 211 Slippery Rock. On March 10, Cali- as some sort of tra<^k upon which
friend to t h e school dance, a n d
bright stage lights. T w o candles H i g h Street, Flemington, received [fornia w a s welcomed here for a j t o take their nightly exercise. T h e
paid for It by forging Henry's name
I double debate in t h e Oregon style j j e a n a n d dorm president soon diswill be ready to be lighted,
ibis appointment a s a fuli-fledged i. ^,
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to a pawn ticket in return for stolen
their ideas a n d In a very
i The president-elect. Mr. Lewis I Aviation Cadet a t the Naval Air i ^"I'V'^^_"^'' '^'^"^^^ ^ " ^ ^•''"'''^ t h e [pelled
p , „ e a time
theirpeace
ideas
n d Infell
a over
very
band Instruments from the school—
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T
h
e
team
also
attended
tne
i short
andaquiet
Rathgt'ber. will enter along with the
of covirse Henry w a s blamed for
Station In Jacksonville, Florida, this annual debating conference a t Penn it^p doimitory.
other n e w officers;
it. It was only through the astute
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' S t a t e on March 20 and 21. One j The next day's activities inoludj Vice President—Toni Kilsdonk.
As a second-class-seaman, he r e cooperation of Miss Wheeler, t h e
Corresponding Secretary — Alice cently completed his elimination fly- member was entered in the extem- [ed t h e Dramatcs Festival. Footmusic teacher, acted by Helen Burporaneous contest. T h e last debate (ball Clinic, Tennis and Aquatic
\ Barr.
ing course a t t h e Naval Resei-ve
r e s s , and Ferguson, t h e detective,
was held on April 9 when our team | demonstrations In which both t h e
Treasurer—Ray Rathmell.
Air
Base
In
Phladelpha.
Now.
he
interpreted by Joe Errigo, that t h e
! Recording
Secretary •— Esther advances to Intensive flight t r a i n - met Penn State before t h e P h i l i p s - ; (.„iiege people a n d guests partlcireal culprit w a s eventually found
burg High School a n d btfore Dr
Shea.
ing designed to t u r n out the world's Weber's I'^xtension class a t Clear pated. There were also conferences
out. Henry did have a few friends:
on creative writing, elementary and
t h e faithful b u t somewhat doubting j T h e new officers will sit on t h e best aviators.
field.
secondary education. The bi.i^- event
In flying a n d ground school
Barbara, a n d the lovely Miss Shea, right side of t h e auditorium. The
of t h e day was t h e College Assemsecretary, a n d t h e understanding outgoing president, Dick Hartiell, courses, he will be prepared to ulti> ' b l y a t 11:45. Lou Little of CoiumMr. Nelson, assistant
ijrincipal, will read an appropriate text from mately take up active duty with a
'bia University discussed foot) .all
those parts played by Doris Huff- Ithe Bible after which t h e student unit of t h e Navy's air arm.
and showed motion pictures of i m I body will sing "I'raise God From
Son of Mr. a n d Mrs. Roy M.
man a n d J o e Danis, respectively
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
portant fotoball plays between C o 'Whom A\\ Blessings Flow." At the Deem of Flemington, he graduated
Every one of t h e cast did very conclusion of this hymn t h e stage from Lock Haven Teachers College
lumbia and Pennsylvania I'niverR e : Breakage o f State P r o p well, seeming to g e t t h e most from , lights will be dimmed. The outgoing in 1941 with a B. S. degree. H e is
sity.
erty.
his character.
Perhaps the most i Vice President >vill tlien light the a member of Delta Rho Beta F r a Many
complaints
have been . At 12:15 everyone gathi red ju.st
outstanding single technique to be .candles.
outside t h e west dormitory. Here
ternity.
h u r l e d a t t h e c o n d i t i o n of t h e
noticed was t h e individual walk
were table.s covered with huge pans
Boy's
Dormitory.
Tbere a r e
i Then t h e president-elect will a s certainly in keeping with the parts,
•and bowls of food. Lines were formb r o k e n doors, b r o k e n locks o r
cend the rostrum and have the fol- BOSSERT SPEAKS AT RALSTON
each lent a n d varied Individuality.
smashed panels in one o u t o f ev- ;ed a n d reformed a s everyone tried
j lowing oath administered to h i m : The West Branch Interscholastic
J'ames Peet a s the prim Mr. P a t t e r ery t w o rooms in t h e d o r m i t o r y . jto get to the front by fair means
I "Do you promise on your oath to Athletic Association held Its a n Bon, Rose Minnie Probst a s the flutJ u s t in case a n y o f y o u t h i n k jor otherwise. There must be some' conduct yourself .-it all times both nual banquet a t Ralston Wednestery and chilled Miss Pike, a n d
t h a t y o u do n o t p a y f o r t h i s d e - i thing fa.scinating about being in
physically and mentally in a man- day night a n d heard an address l>y
Mary Jean Moyer a s t h e bouncing
line becHU.se th( ro wt^re some people
structive
f u n y o u had b e t t e r
ner befitting t h e high ideals and W. Max Bossert, director of a t h and formidalbe
Miss Eggleston,
who remained a part of it until it
check t h e B u r s a r ' s records. T h e y
s t a n d a r d s of your office'/"
letics at Lock Haven State Teachturned In convincing Interpretations
w i l l reveal t h a t a carpenter w a s Ceased to exist.
; Mr. Rathgeber will answer "I do." ers College, The annual championof what a random group of slightemployed f o r one m o n t h d u r i n g I In the afternoon there were more
! "Do you promise t h a t you will ship awards were made.
ly neurotic teachers are likely to be.
t h e s u m m e r a t 75 cents an h o u r Idramatics festivals and group a n d
! not a t a n y time abridge t h e privArden Monson a s Bill, who wasn't
Individual conferences. As well a s
to r e p a i r last year's damage. T h i s
ileges of t h e Board of Directors and
allowed to divulge his secret until
football, elementary and high school
money must come f r o m the f u n d s
the Student Cooperative Council ?" last question, t h e former president
it was too late, gave a performance
proclaims him president of the Stuwere
used t o m a i n t a i n
t h e school. I teaching conferences, there
I "I do," will be his answer.
t h a t reminds one of the way he was
dent Body for t h e term 1942-43.
discussions for those Interested in
Consequently i f y o u do not have
treated In some moments of his
"Do you promise that you will a t
After t h e other officers a r e InCivil Pilot training a n J t h e V-1,
a new social r » o m or enough
high school days An interesting bit jail times uphold the Constitution stalled, t h e president-elect will d e V-5, V-7 study program outlined
state aid, one o f t h e reasons is
of dialect was revealed when Vechit- I and all t h e principles a n d rights liver his formal Inaugural address,
by t h e Navy.
t h e d e s t r u c t i v e actions of certo. Hank Ryan, came to find hl» embodied In I t ? "
after which everyone will sing "The
t a i n students.
During all this time the students
(Continued on Page Two)
I After Mr. Rathgeber answers this S t a r Spangled Banner."
(Continued on Page 3)
Debating Season
To Close With
Party April 27
Lewis Rathgeber
To Be Inaugurated
Council President
Alumnus Becomes
Aviation Cadet
Memo !
T
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THE COLLEGE TIMES
COLLEGE TIMES
Published semi-monthly during the school year In the Mnterest of
the Lock Haven State Teachers College. Member of N. A. S.
EdItor-ln-Chief
Lewis W. Rathgeber, Jr.
Associate Editors
William R. Bittner, Dale Olmstead
Managing Editor
John Akeley
Sports Editiir
John Renne
Secretaries
Clara Danis. Bann Wetzler, Louise Caldwell
Columnists—Charles Norlund, Don Rathgeber, Richard Hartzell, John
Ake|e.v, Martha Zeigler.
Reporters—George Barnes, Al.vce Barr, Joe Errigo. Priscilla Hess, Virginia Kleth, L,ois Raup, Betty Thompson, Joan Vogt, Phyllis Wolf.
Cubs—Lois Biddle, Elizat>eth Harrison, Leona Hosmer, Sally Loncoske,
Margaret Mary Madden, M a r t h a Miller, Clair Young.
BUSINESS
STAFF
Business Manager
J. Russell Gabel
Circulation Manager
Charles Zong
Assistant (^irculatiim Managers
Margaret Shaffer, Lucy Rosamilia
Advertising Manager
Dick Cook
Assistant Adv. Managers—Bud Bradbury, J e a n Dunn, Doris Hoffman
Faculty Advisor
Mr. Kills
Acceptance for mailing at special rates of postage provided for in
Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e 3, 1823.
Entered a« Second Olass m a t t e r November 6. 1928, a t the Post Office
a t Lock Haven. Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879.
SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1942
This Way Out
This inaugurates a new column. In a paper bubblingf over
with columns as this one is, it may not seem particularly unusual for a new column to be inaugurated; one is, every so
often. But we will try to think that this will be an unusual
column. We will try to make it a permanent one, and a universal one. It will not be written by any one person, but will
be open for contributions from any person, staff member or
no. If there must be a model, let us take the "Talk of the
Town" of the NEW YORKER as the thing to follow after.
This will not be a humor column, but it will not be humorless.
It will not be political, but it will not ignore politics, campus
or otherwise. It will do darn near everything.
A ghance remark from our librarian revealed an interesting thing. It seems that all the flowers in the library
and the equipment necessary to take care of them belong
to her and not to the state.
We can see someone in Harrisburg madly initialing
forms that get us our equipment. Then the procession starts
—chairs, tables, Venetian blinds, book shelves, and all the
other things that make an efficient library. The physical
wants of learning are cared for, but nary a posie.
The situation reminds us of what Plato said about having two loaves of bread. He would sell one and with the
money buy hyacinths to feed his soul.
Thank you, Mrs. Brosius, for feeding our souls.
The specialized meanings of words has been a topic we
have been pondering ever since the other day when someone
in an education course brought it to our mind. It seems that
when a word gets into a special field—in this case, education
—it immediately receives a new meaning. MEAN, for instance, is not at all nasty in the educational sense, any more
tha MODE is a fashion. ARTICULATION doesn't have anything to do with speech or classification as an educational
term. We might even get to the state in which a person would
go to the Campus Corner and ask for a hamburger, educational meaning, and get a filet mignon. On second thought,, it
would be more likely the other way around.
The other evening we were waiting for a friend to come
home and at the same time trying to stave off boredom by
talking to his mother. She was interested only in the evening
paper but kept up the appearance of being friendly by giving
us the gist of each article as she read it.
In the midst of our one-sided conversation on teacher
training she interrupted us to say, "I see they're going to
take the old cannon out of the park. Gonna use it for defense material."
"You mean the old one down by the bridge?" we replied.
Receiving no answer, we hurried on trying to fill up the
silence. "They'd better not. Suppose a submarine comes up
here. Then what would we do?" We waited for her to laugh,
realizing that a submarine would probably have some trouble
in a river not more than twelve feet deep.
As she hurriedly ran her finger down the Wednesday
morning specials, she remarked idly, "Probably too rusty to
shoot anyway."
It is just this sort of attitude that will make it possible
to endure the long years ahead.
To start out, we might point a moral. Quoting is a wonderful thing. To point out what often happens when things
are quoted, let us take a reference from Walter Winchell's
column for Sunday, April 12. Winchell said: "Tlie New Yorker offers an opinion on the S.E.P.M. Mayer piece. 'One thing
is certain,' comments the Talk of the Town, 'The Post's action marks the end of anti-Semitism as an active force in
this country. Every time the Post espouses a cause, that
cause becomes both dead and absurd.'"
With the regular weekly full-page advertisement the!
Curtis papers put in the New Yorker in mind, it might seem,
if we refer only to Broadway's chief reason for Yale locks,
that the witty magazine is biting the hand that feeds it.
But to get back to the subject, the rest of the quotation
goes: "becomes both dead and absurd, like a stuffed moose.
Rugged IndivWualism, the Right to Work, America First, and
Alf M. Landon will please move over and make room for the
Protocols of the Elders of Zion."
As you see, from Winchell's point of quotation, the
words are bitter; from the New Yorker's they are smart,
edged with a lot of truth and humor. Well, if the devil can
quote Scripture, we guess Winchell can quote the New Yorker, all to the same effect.
PATRONIZE OUR
ADVERTISERS
School Calendar
April 26 to May 3
Sunday, April 26—Vespers, N a turalist Club, 6:45 p. m., Y. W . C.
A. Room.
Monday, April 27—W.A.A. Meeting, 4:00 p. m.
Tuesday, April 28—Male Chorus,
3:00 p. m., New Auditorium.
Bel Cantos, 4:00 p. m., N e w A u ditorium.
Naturalist Club Meeting, 7:30 p.
m.
1
Wednesday, April 29—Assembly,'
10:00 a. m.. New Auditorium.
j
Y. M. and Y . W . Meeting, 6:46 p.
m., Y. W . Room.
Thursday, April 30—College Choir, |
3:00 p. m.. New Auditorium.
'
Women's Chorus, 4:10 p. m.. New
Auditorium.
Baseball Game—Away.
(Lock Haven vs E. Stroudsburg).
Friday, May 1—Assembly, Miss
Heath, 10:00 a. m., N e w Auditorium.
Delta Rho Beta Meeting, 12:20
a. m.
A r t Club Meeting,' 4:00 p. m.,
A r t Room.
Saturday, May 2 — Sororities
Home Coming.
Baseball Game—Away
(Lock Haven vs. Shippensburg).
Sunday, M a y 3— Vespers, Miss
Heath, 6:45 p. m., Y . W . C. A.
Room.
COLLEGE PLAYERS
(From Page One)
d a u g h t e r Mary; after waiting for a
full day In the principal's back office, he really became impatient
The Mary who entered, was according to Miss Shea, just a few shades
too dark—an dthe audience reveled in some refreshing Negro dialect by Marion McPhee. One of the
(Contmued on P a g e 3)
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April 24-25
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3S5 U. S. Marines who, at W a k e
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in
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and
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To the Shores of
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Sunday, Monday
April 26-27
2 Brand New Features
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BOYD
—In—
"RIDERS OF THE
TIMBER LINE"
—and—
SIDNEY TOLER
—in—
'CASTLE in the DESERT'
Tues., Wed.
April 28-29
FRANCHOT TONE
—in—
"THIS WOMAN IS MINE"
—with—
JOHN
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—In—
"YOUNG AMERICA"
SUNDAY,
This Picture Is Dedicated to the
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and
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April 25
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T H E COLLEGE TIMES
1942 Sports Uoundup
for Posterity
By GEORGE BARNES
WRESTLING
The Bald Eagle wrestling team
is still undefeated although it was
held to a draw in t h e opening
match of t h e grappling season.
Findley College of Ohio, who
wrestle such schools a s Michigan
and Purdue, stalemated Lock H a ven 18-18. Owens won by decision;
J o h n s o n , Flanagan a n d Blake won
by falls.
7 baskets.
It w a s t h e greatest victory in
the history of T. C. basketball.
Lock Haven gained much publicity
throughout t h e entire East.
BOXFNG
With t h e boxing season curtailed
by t h e cancellation of the biggest
home match, there is nothing Ipft
but t h e statistics.
Over all, t h e aeason w a s a good
In t h e first Teachers College ""*'• The Eagles defeated Columbus
match, the Maroon grapplers trim- i Univer.flty and Indiana — tied t h e
m e d Kutztown Teachers 26-16 a t IP''""^'"^"' Catholic University and
lost tough ones to Bucknell UniKutztown,
Owens was victor by decision. versity a n d Western Maryland.
The Bald Eagles opened their seaJohnson, Hartzell. Kauffman and
Flanagan registered falls. Ned Fair- [»'>" a t Bucknell. engaging Joe R e child lost a very close decision ""'« highly-touted mittmen. Worth
to Osinski, last year's state champ. Randall, George Barnes, and Elmer
T i n y Jenkins, 340 pound strong boy, Huggler scored for T, C—Randall
made h i s debut a n d w a s pinned by ^y a draw—Barnes by a KG., in
just 24 seconds of t h e first, a n d
a 320 pound adversary.
Huggler by a decision. Randall
On Saturday, February 14, the Cless 127, and Leo Rafferty lost
decisions.
Captain
Lock Haven grunt and groan boys questionable
played host to Indiana Teachers Mike Televlch held Trecartln, E a s t ern Collegiate champ, a t bay until
•College.
The Eagles withdrew victorious the final round when he became
21-12. Bill Hoy, 120, drew Blair careless. Earl Burris, 145, and Tiny
Owens, 12S; Francis Johnson 145, Jenkins, lost, b u t were impressive.
and Ned Fairchild, who moved up Bucknell won, 5 1-2-2 1-2.
to heavyweight, scored decisions.
Young Francis Hartzell 135, and The following week the Maroon
.student coach, Mike Flanagan, 175, \ fighters journeyed to Washington
[and were held to a stalemate by t h e
won by pins.
i always dangerous Catholic Univer! sity sluggers, one of t h e top teams
The Lock Haven wrestling team in t h e nation, 4-4.
lost Its coach when H a n k Blake \ W o r t h Randall and Randall Clees
accepted a teaching position a t one put Lock Haven in the lead 2-0 by
of the Williamsport public schools. impressive decisions.
In the 135
Blake, undefeated in wrestling com- pound class, t h e fight w a s stopped
pletion, was instrumental in bring- in t h e first round when
both
ing the state wrestling title to Lock | Barnes and his opponent suffered
Haven and retaining it the past two ^^^ ^^^^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ technical draw.
• ''^'"•''
I Barnes lost a decision to Captain
In his place is a likable Irish lad ; „ „ g h e 8 b u t m a d e him look bad at
from Clearfield, our 175 POunder, j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Yelvich fought to a d r a w
Mike Flanagan. Mike h a s taken i^^^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ , ^ _ . 1^^^ ^ ^^^5^,^^
3^^,,
charge In the last two contests and i^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ j . ^ j , ^ ^ Leo Rafferhas dime ver.\' well.
ty won by a forfeit, giving t h e
Eagles a 4-3 edge going into t h e
BASKETBALL
final fight. Don Bloomen lost to a
The 1941-32 basketball team u n - bigger a n d more experienced a d der Coach Howard Yost rose to n a - versary to give the host team a
tional heights during, t h e week of tie.
F e b r u a r y 14th.
In t h e first engagement in the
Thursday, the Eagles who were field house. Lock Haven Teachers
previously
mediocre
performers, set back a rugged Columbus Unioutshot the strong Millersville quin- versity squad 4 1-2 to 3 1-2.
tet. They then went on to electrify
Worth Randall, Randall Clees,
the E a s t by stopping E a s t Strouds- Georgie Barnes, Mike Yelvich and
burg, t h e undefeated champs of Don Bloomen scored for T. C.
Penna. State Teachers colleges, on
Randall was held to a draw in
Saturday.
a well-fought opener. Clees, Barnes
Playing h e a d s - u p ball and sel- and Yelvich were impressive in
dom missing shots. Lock Haven winning decisions. Both Barnes and
hung u p their first major victory, Yelvich had their opponents on t h e
75-62.
corners. Don Bloomen won on a
Captain Stan Daley and big Paul forfeit. Paul Renne lost a questionCoront were outstanding a s were able verdict in t h e 165 pound d i two new boys from I>ottstowii, Geo. vision.
Mitro and " B u s " Shaner. J e r r y
Bloom played his usual dependable
On t h e same night t h a t Stroudsgame.
burg tumbled from t h e unbeaten
Despite losing, t h e sensational class, t h e Lock Haven mittmen set
high scoring Reifsnyder tallied 31 back Indiana Teachers 5-3.
points for t h e visitors.
Randall, Clees and Mike Yelvich
won b y forfeits. Georgie Barnes
Never trailing, the T. C. cagers rung u p his third KO victim In 1.24
continued to upset the odds In of t h e first round and" Don Blomgave
flailing Stroudsburg's high-scorers, men fighting magnificently,
his Indiana opponent a severe lacing
60-58, t w o days later
The
visitors,
boasting
famed in three rounds.
Earl Burris, rising 145 pounder,
Pete Pasko, were taken completely
by surprise by t h e well-coordinated who w a s striving for his initial
Eagle squad. And it w a s not until victory, w a s clearly robbed by an
t h e waning minutes of play t h a t incapable referee of a decision over
Steve Robert's boys found them- Schuster. H i s right kept the Indi.selves. They succeeded in tieing the ana boy a t bay throughout.
.score b u t Daley a n d Lyons teamed
In t h e light heavyweight scrap,
together to break it up.
Rafferty again w a s stopped by t h e
Paul Coront, who played a fine referee after illegal infighting. He
game under the basket, led the was well ahead on points.
Maroon cagers with 18 points. Capt.
Daley w a s close behind tallying 16.
COLLEGE PLAYERS
George Mitro, great ball handler and
(From Page 2)
shot a r t i s t and "Bus" Shaner had big surprises of t h e play was J o e
13 each. Shaner a n d Gerry Bloom Errigo as F''erguson, the detective:
played great on defense. " B u s " that boy really knows how to h a n held t h e celebrated Pete Packo to dle a n d make something out of
what may have been a stock char- school theme, were presented by
acter. Appearing for short Intervals various .students on the c a m p u s u n as students, Miriam Parks. Lois der t h e direction of Mis-s Grace UlBiddle, J u n e Cochrane, Janice S t r a t - lemeyer, Music Director and head
ton, Sally Loncoske, David -Barn- of t h a t Department.
hart, V^irginia Baugher and Albert
Saracni did well.
ENTIRE COLLEGE
The a t t r a c t i v e set, the princi(Continued from Page One)
pal's office, was designed and erect- were helping t h e visitors find their
ed under t h e supervision of t h e j way about and were exerting every
technical director, J, Russel Gabel. j effort to show them a good time.
Aside from h e r fine work a s Miss I Everyone was smiling, laughing, and
Pike, Rose Minnie Probst served j taking in the pleasurable excitement
faithfully throughout the entire r e - ; of t h e day's events. Visitors were
hearsal a s prompter—a very e x - i urged to return next year and In
acting task.
!all cases were not left alone until
Between
act.s, several
musical I affirmative promises were e.xhortnumbers, concurrent with the high ! ed. In all cases It did not take
much persuasion, which leads t o
! the conclusion they enjoyed t h e i r
visit. I t w a s also a great day for
the college .students a s it gave them
the opportunity to relate (with elaboration, in most cases) m a n y of
their college experiences to a very
much interested audience of p r o s pective students. Since college life
is the most Interesting phase of
anyone's life, they had an a b u n d ance of material for their listeners.
Lock Haven still proudly holds
her reputation. Quite
frequently
during this time It was heard t o
be said, "My, what a friendly
campus."
NAVY ANNOUNCEMENT
TO COLLEGE FRESHMEN
AND SOPHOMORES 17-19
You want to serve your country!
Why not serve where your college
training will do the most good?
Under the Navy's newest plan, you can enlist right now. You don't have to quit college.
You can stay in college, continue your studies
and qualify to become a Naval Officer —on
the sea or in the air.
Who may qualify
If you are between the ages of 17 and 19
inclusive and can meet Navy physical standards, you can enlist now as an Apprentice
Seaman in the Naval Reserve. You will be
in the Navy. iBut you may remain in college,
taking regular college courses under your
own professors. Your studies will emphasize
mathematics, physics aod physical training.
After you have successfully completed 1}^
calendar years of work, you will be given a
classification test. This examination is competitive. I t is designed to select the best
men for training as Naval Officers.
How to become an Officer
If you qualify by this test and can meet
the necessary physical standards, you will
have your choice of two coiu^es—each leading to an officer's commission:
1. You may volunteer for training as an
Aviation Officer. In this case you will be permitted to finish at least the second calendar
year of college work, before you are ordered
to active duty for training to become an
officer-pilot.
However, a t any time during this twoyear period, you may have the option t o
take immediately the prescribed examination four Aviation Officer... and, if successful, be assigned for Aviation training.
Students who fail in their college courses
or who withdraw from college will also have
the privilege of taking the Aviation examination. Applicants who fail t o qualify in
this test will be ordered t o active duty as
Apprentice Seamen.
2. Those who qualify in the classification
test and do not volunteer for Aviation will be
selected for training to be Deck or Engineering
Officers. In that case, you will continue
yoiur college program until you receive
your bachelor's degree, provided you maintain the established university standards.
Those whose grades are not high enough
to qualify them for Deck or Engineering
Officer training will be permitted to finish
their second calendar year of college. After
this, they will be ordered to duty as Apprentice Seamen, but because of their college training they will have a better chance
for rapid advancement. At any time, if a
student should fail in his college courses,
he may be ordered t o active duty as a n
Apprentice Seaman.
Your pay starts with active duty.
It's a real challenge! It's a real opportunity ! Make every minute count by doing
something about this new Navy plan today.
DONT WAIT . . , ACT TODAY
1. Take this announcement to the Dean of yotir college.
2. Or go to the nearest Navy Recruiting Station.
3 . Or mail coupon below for FREE BOOK giving full details.
I.
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freshmen a n d sophomores. I a m a student n . a parent o f a student •
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I J u s t to be .sure tliis column will •
j be au.spicious we lighted tlii'ee on !
I a match before beginning. All of j
which is another way of saying that
. ' t h r e e people are writing thi.s col- I
•
umn so it ought to be three times
^——--^-^•' - - > ^ - . . . - » ^ ^ ^ - < a.s bad. If you pride yourself with
any literary tastes we advise you j
j to go no further as we are not even '
i going to take time to correct this
i for spelling.
Bureau of vital statistics reports !
:these amazing facts: The College i
'Times was started as the Normal •
j Times in the spring of 1922. In 1H31 \
a sligiit change was made: "Nor- j
mal" was replaced by "College" with
the result—the stinker you now get
in your mailbox and the dayrooms.
For a complete description of the
format, please look a t the paper
you a r e now holding in your hand.
The College Times boasts of a front
page, a second page, a third page,
and t h a t which is discreetly mentioned as the back page. Please take
careful note of where you a r e : you
are in an island completely sur; rounded by advertisements. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS. —
(Adv).
If you will turn slightly to your
left, swinging the body on the hips,
bring your right hand just above
your left hand, lift the left thumb,
and carry the right hand back to
LOCK HAVEN, PA.
where it was originally. Now if you
have correctly grasped the papers
and opened it like you would without instructions, you are looking a t
the third page. This is called the
I "Sports Page." obviously. T h e page
just to the left of this is caHed "The
Compliments of
Editorial Page" for the simple reason t h a t nobody reads it. Because
we can think of nothing funny we
are not mentioning the Masthead,
which is deadly unfunny. Going back
to where we started and turning !
the paper over, you will find "The
Front Page." This is the one por- •
tion of the paper %-here we cajinot
S. F. MAYER
place ads, even If we had t h a t
Street
Lock Haven, Pa.
many.
PRONE 29232
To return to the back p.tge and
the Campus Chatter which we left
waiting, we believe—oh, huMo. Well
here we go again. Boring, isn't it? j
The College Times wil! fill such j
purposes a s : Telling all about what
you knew anyways, except in less
detail; providing exercise for the
staff; providing spasmodic livelihood for the Clinton County Times
employees; starting fires; wiping
pens and lining wastebaskets. And
it's about time we finished t h a t
sentence. Did you know the campus
consists of sixty-three acres, or did
you know. Or do you care. Does
anyijody care? This stinks, doesn't
it?
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So William Green is to have $20,000 a year to retire a s head of AFL.
Sounds rather soft. Beats the Town
send plan. — Soinerset, Pa., American.
i It is said there will soon be a ban
on rubber heels. There are other
varieties of heels we could do witho\j^t, too.—Republic Bulletin.
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SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1942
Vol. 18
College Players
Present Comedy,
a What a Life"
OUTGOING PRESIDENT
Lock Haven Well
Represented at
New York Meeting
No. 7
Entire College Aids
in Making College
Dag
Successful
Seven students representing Lock
On Thursday a n d Friday nights
Haven S t a t e Teachers College, with !
of last week, t h e College Players
Miss Poole a s faculty adviser. Miss
scored again; this time with a
[ Between three a n d four hundred
Brong, who headed a panel and Dr. [
down-to-earth comedy — Clifford
high school- students visited Lock
Flowers, left Lock Haven Thursday I
fJoldsmith's
three-act, "What
a
Haven Teachers College on Friday
morning, March 26, to attend the !
Life." The curtains of t h e new a u jand Saturday, April 17 a n d IS, to
Eastern States Association of P r o - I
ditorium stage parted a t 8:15 for
' participate In t h e College Day fesfesslonal Schools for Teachers a t
«ach performance, and both the pubtivals. These boys and girls came
t h e Hotel Commodore, New York
sdayar.shrd Inu nu nu un nu nu
from the high schools of Centre,
City,
;
lie audience of Thursday evening
! Clinton, Blair, and other counties in
The topic of t h e seventeeth an- |
and the packed house of high school
I Lock Haven's service area.
nual .spring conference was, "The |
BTiests of Friday gave frequent vent
On Monday, April
the debat
The purpose of their visit was to
Education
of
Free
Men
in
American
;
of their appreciation with sponDemocracy." T h e student program I bating season will be closed with . acquaint them with the college c u r ,
taneous laughter and applause.
jwas built around three main head- the cu.stomary debater's party held ] riclum a s well a s dormitory llfe^
"What a Life" was directed over a
ings, namely; Faculty-Student Co- at Dr. Weber's cabin, "Cultural! o n Friday afternoon they were
ptriod of six weeks by Miss C.
operation in Student Organization, Lag." All debaters a r e Invited to entertained by a baseball game beCordelia Brong. head of the Speech
A Dynamic College Program of
Department; she was assisted by
attend thia event which wiil last tween Colgate University a n d Lock
Health and Physical Education, and
etaoln shrdlu u u u
nnnnnuunnu
Haven. Immediately after dinner, a
The Atta.Inment of Aesthetic V a l - from 4:00 P . M. until 10:00 P . M. dance w a s held In the gymnasium.
Miss Phyllis Wolf, student director.
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...
One of those who usually a r e there
In t h e leading roles of Henry
ues Through t h e Creative Arts — i , .,
. . „
.
1 At X-T; evervone went tn t b e a u Aldrich and Barbara Pearson, F r a n to see t h eweni
dramatics
^, . „ ,
^ . „ , . * T-> „ 'S t\\e coach a t Penn State, J o s e p h . ditorium
^ '*•"• «verjone
lo xnepro.^u
cis "Stinky" Hartzell and Jane Bittduction,
Music. Fine and Applied Arts, Dra- , „ , , . . . „
• . . „ , . _ . -What
. a..v._Life."
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ner turned in excellent, understandIn order to accommodate all t h e
,.
„
,
, IO BrIen. So, d o n t forget vour party,
ven hadTdelegates
almost
every : ^ ^ ^
ing, a n d laugh-provoking interprematics.
e n panels inwere
arranged
.
<->""•
vam, guests t h a t night, it was necessary
panel.
On Saturday
morning
met three men of t h e Penn ,
_
. , .
.
tations of their characters. About
under these
three groups.
LockRlcli-'^^am
Haa r d F. Hartzell had t h e role of State
team on t12,
h e members
q n e s t i o n -of
W hour
a t | out
f-^": of
«"^™«"^
"^^'^f""^^^^^^^
them was woven t h e story of a lad
the
dormitory
over
night.
T
he
On
February
s u m m a r y speaker, a very outstand- 'Are t h e Qualities of a Good Conwho just couldn't stay out of troubfaculty a n d some of t h e townspeoling
distinction
for
our
college.
?
versationali.sf?
During
t
h
e
afterle. His father set too high a n example generously offered their hospi; Miss Poole and our delegates vis- ."""J" <>f the same d a y other memple for him, his mother, Mrs. Aidtality to these stdeunts.
'ited LaGuardia Airport T h u r s d a y hers of both teams met In two nonrich played by Ethel Batley, laid
T h e guests h a d their first ta.ste
evening a n d watched t h e Clipper, decision debates on the National
t h e root of all his troubles to h i s
of college regulations. It w a s with
land
Thev
also
saw
the
annual
,
Labor
question.
Four
of
our
people
tonsils and consequently led him
great reluctance that they brcike
pageant. "The Glory of E a s t e r " a t ; Pai'ticlpated in the Shippensburg
around by reference to them in a
For t h e last two years the Stu- Radio City before the convention, tournament held on February 14. off their evening activitU s to r e manner which might suggest t h a t
spond to t h e call of t h e traditional
dent Council h a s symbolized t h e lOn Friday they attended the a n - In this we won one round.
he had them out only t h e week b e but silent curfew. There were a
advent of each new administration I nual banquet In the ballroom of
Penn
State
w
a
s
entertained
here
.fore. The principal of Central High
few, however, who did not take t h e
by proclaiming a specified d a y a sI the Hotel
Commodore,
spending
a
n
d
participated
In
a
double
n
o
n
School. Mr Bradley, played by Joel
Inauguration Day. The chief figure • t h a t day, an/I Saturday In panel decision debate In Dr. Weber's E c - time too seriously, and alloted themFreedman, paced his office (where
on this day is the newly elected ! discussions . T h e group left New onomics clas-s ou February 27. A selves fifteen or twenty minutes exHenry spent most of h i s time) in
president of t h e Council, who takes I V'ork Sunday after hearing Dr. H a r - highlight of t h e season w a s thetra. Nevertheless, everyone enjoywl
alternate huffs of annoyance a n d
himself a n d t h e college Is looking
office In June. This year. May
disgust. His teachers thought h e
r y Emerson Fosdick a t t h e River- High School t o u r n a m e n t In which forward to these peoples' coming
fifteenth h a s been set aside for t h e
many different schools participated back next year a s students, a t which
w a s lazy and did not t r u s t him; his
side Drive Church.
traditional occasion.
and In which various members of time they can redeem themselves by
drawing artistic caricatures of them
This year t h e usual ceremony is
the squad served a s judges.
in class did not help m a t t e r s any.
coming jn at 10:3 planned, with lighted candles a n d
CIrcunvstances surrounded him. And
On March 2 our team met t h e ' e l s e .
all t h e tri mings. The officers of
to top it all off, his mortal enemy,
Penn State's women's team here ! The misconceptions of visitors a r e
ithe old council will enter and alt on
t h e handsome George Bilgelow, playand on .March 7 they competed In amazing. Some ot the younger genthe right side of the auditorium beed by Dan Stanley, bought a tuxedo
the Slippery Rock tournament a t eration seemed to regard t h e halls
fore the Student Body. T h e audiwith which to escort Henry's girl
torium will be dark except for i Robert Marshall Deem, 22, of 211 Slippery Rock. On March 10, Cali- as some sort of tra<^k upon which
friend to t h e school dance, a n d
bright stage lights. T w o candles H i g h Street, Flemington, received [fornia w a s welcomed here for a j t o take their nightly exercise. T h e
paid for It by forging Henry's name
I double debate in t h e Oregon style j j e a n a n d dorm president soon diswill be ready to be lighted,
ibis appointment a s a fuli-fledged i. ^,
.. ^,
,,
, , ^
^,.1
to a pawn ticket in return for stolen
their ideas a n d In a very
i The president-elect. Mr. Lewis I Aviation Cadet a t the Naval Air i ^"I'V'^^_"^'' '^'^"^^^ ^ " ^ ^•''"'''^ t h e [pelled
p , „ e a time
theirpeace
ideas
n d Infell
a over
very
band Instruments from the school—
I
P
.
T
.
A
.
T
h
e
team
also
attended
tne
i short
andaquiet
Rathgt'ber. will enter along with the
of covirse Henry w a s blamed for
Station In Jacksonville, Florida, this annual debating conference a t Penn it^p doimitory.
other n e w officers;
it. It was only through the astute
^^'"*'^'
' S t a t e on March 20 and 21. One j The next day's activities inoludj Vice President—Toni Kilsdonk.
As a second-class-seaman, he r e cooperation of Miss Wheeler, t h e
Corresponding Secretary — Alice cently completed his elimination fly- member was entered in the extem- [ed t h e Dramatcs Festival. Footmusic teacher, acted by Helen Burporaneous contest. T h e last debate (ball Clinic, Tennis and Aquatic
\ Barr.
ing course a t t h e Naval Resei-ve
r e s s , and Ferguson, t h e detective,
was held on April 9 when our team | demonstrations In which both t h e
Treasurer—Ray Rathmell.
Air
Base
In
Phladelpha.
Now.
he
interpreted by Joe Errigo, that t h e
! Recording
Secretary •— Esther advances to Intensive flight t r a i n - met Penn State before t h e P h i l i p s - ; (.„iiege people a n d guests partlcireal culprit w a s eventually found
burg High School a n d btfore Dr
Shea.
ing designed to t u r n out the world's Weber's I'^xtension class a t Clear pated. There were also conferences
out. Henry did have a few friends:
on creative writing, elementary and
t h e faithful b u t somewhat doubting j T h e new officers will sit on t h e best aviators.
field.
secondary education. The bi.i^- event
In flying a n d ground school
Barbara, a n d the lovely Miss Shea, right side of t h e auditorium. The
of t h e day was t h e College Assemsecretary, a n d t h e understanding outgoing president, Dick Hartiell, courses, he will be prepared to ulti> ' b l y a t 11:45. Lou Little of CoiumMr. Nelson, assistant
ijrincipal, will read an appropriate text from mately take up active duty with a
'bia University discussed foot) .all
those parts played by Doris Huff- Ithe Bible after which t h e student unit of t h e Navy's air arm.
and showed motion pictures of i m I body will sing "I'raise God From
Son of Mr. a n d Mrs. Roy M.
man a n d J o e Danis, respectively
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
portant fotoball plays between C o 'Whom A\\ Blessings Flow." At the Deem of Flemington, he graduated
Every one of t h e cast did very conclusion of this hymn t h e stage from Lock Haven Teachers College
lumbia and Pennsylvania I'niverR e : Breakage o f State P r o p well, seeming to g e t t h e most from , lights will be dimmed. The outgoing in 1941 with a B. S. degree. H e is
sity.
erty.
his character.
Perhaps the most i Vice President >vill tlien light the a member of Delta Rho Beta F r a Many
complaints
have been . At 12:15 everyone gathi red ju.st
outstanding single technique to be .candles.
outside t h e west dormitory. Here
ternity.
h u r l e d a t t h e c o n d i t i o n of t h e
noticed was t h e individual walk
were table.s covered with huge pans
Boy's
Dormitory.
Tbere a r e
i Then t h e president-elect will a s certainly in keeping with the parts,
•and bowls of food. Lines were formb r o k e n doors, b r o k e n locks o r
cend the rostrum and have the fol- BOSSERT SPEAKS AT RALSTON
each lent a n d varied Individuality.
smashed panels in one o u t o f ev- ;ed a n d reformed a s everyone tried
j lowing oath administered to h i m : The West Branch Interscholastic
J'ames Peet a s the prim Mr. P a t t e r ery t w o rooms in t h e d o r m i t o r y . jto get to the front by fair means
I "Do you promise on your oath to Athletic Association held Its a n Bon, Rose Minnie Probst a s the flutJ u s t in case a n y o f y o u t h i n k jor otherwise. There must be some' conduct yourself .-it all times both nual banquet a t Ralston Wednestery and chilled Miss Pike, a n d
t h a t y o u do n o t p a y f o r t h i s d e - i thing fa.scinating about being in
physically and mentally in a man- day night a n d heard an address l>y
Mary Jean Moyer a s t h e bouncing
line becHU.se th( ro wt^re some people
structive
f u n y o u had b e t t e r
ner befitting t h e high ideals and W. Max Bossert, director of a t h and formidalbe
Miss Eggleston,
who remained a part of it until it
check t h e B u r s a r ' s records. T h e y
s t a n d a r d s of your office'/"
letics at Lock Haven State Teachturned In convincing Interpretations
w i l l reveal t h a t a carpenter w a s Ceased to exist.
; Mr. Rathgeber will answer "I do." ers College, The annual championof what a random group of slightemployed f o r one m o n t h d u r i n g I In the afternoon there were more
! "Do you promise t h a t you will ship awards were made.
ly neurotic teachers are likely to be.
t h e s u m m e r a t 75 cents an h o u r Idramatics festivals and group a n d
! not a t a n y time abridge t h e privArden Monson a s Bill, who wasn't
Individual conferences. As well a s
to r e p a i r last year's damage. T h i s
ileges of t h e Board of Directors and
allowed to divulge his secret until
football, elementary and high school
money must come f r o m the f u n d s
the Student Cooperative Council ?" last question, t h e former president
it was too late, gave a performance
proclaims him president of the Stuwere
used t o m a i n t a i n
t h e school. I teaching conferences, there
I "I do," will be his answer.
t h a t reminds one of the way he was
dent Body for t h e term 1942-43.
discussions for those Interested in
Consequently i f y o u do not have
treated In some moments of his
"Do you promise that you will a t
After t h e other officers a r e InCivil Pilot training a n J t h e V-1,
a new social r » o m or enough
high school days An interesting bit jail times uphold the Constitution stalled, t h e president-elect will d e V-5, V-7 study program outlined
state aid, one o f t h e reasons is
of dialect was revealed when Vechit- I and all t h e principles a n d rights liver his formal Inaugural address,
by t h e Navy.
t h e d e s t r u c t i v e actions of certo. Hank Ryan, came to find hl» embodied In I t ? "
after which everyone will sing "The
t a i n students.
During all this time the students
(Continued on Page Two)
I After Mr. Rathgeber answers this S t a r Spangled Banner."
(Continued on Page 3)
Debating Season
To Close With
Party April 27
Lewis Rathgeber
To Be Inaugurated
Council President
Alumnus Becomes
Aviation Cadet
Memo !
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Published semi-monthly during the school year In the Mnterest of
the Lock Haven State Teachers College. Member of N. A. S.
EdItor-ln-Chief
Lewis W. Rathgeber, Jr.
Associate Editors
William R. Bittner, Dale Olmstead
Managing Editor
John Akeley
Sports Editiir
John Renne
Secretaries
Clara Danis. Bann Wetzler, Louise Caldwell
Columnists—Charles Norlund, Don Rathgeber, Richard Hartzell, John
Ake|e.v, Martha Zeigler.
Reporters—George Barnes, Al.vce Barr, Joe Errigo. Priscilla Hess, Virginia Kleth, L,ois Raup, Betty Thompson, Joan Vogt, Phyllis Wolf.
Cubs—Lois Biddle, Elizat>eth Harrison, Leona Hosmer, Sally Loncoske,
Margaret Mary Madden, M a r t h a Miller, Clair Young.
BUSINESS
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Business Manager
J. Russell Gabel
Circulation Manager
Charles Zong
Assistant (^irculatiim Managers
Margaret Shaffer, Lucy Rosamilia
Advertising Manager
Dick Cook
Assistant Adv. Managers—Bud Bradbury, J e a n Dunn, Doris Hoffman
Faculty Advisor
Mr. Kills
Acceptance for mailing at special rates of postage provided for in
Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e 3, 1823.
Entered a« Second Olass m a t t e r November 6. 1928, a t the Post Office
a t Lock Haven. Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879.
SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1942
This Way Out
This inaugurates a new column. In a paper bubblingf over
with columns as this one is, it may not seem particularly unusual for a new column to be inaugurated; one is, every so
often. But we will try to think that this will be an unusual
column. We will try to make it a permanent one, and a universal one. It will not be written by any one person, but will
be open for contributions from any person, staff member or
no. If there must be a model, let us take the "Talk of the
Town" of the NEW YORKER as the thing to follow after.
This will not be a humor column, but it will not be humorless.
It will not be political, but it will not ignore politics, campus
or otherwise. It will do darn near everything.
A ghance remark from our librarian revealed an interesting thing. It seems that all the flowers in the library
and the equipment necessary to take care of them belong
to her and not to the state.
We can see someone in Harrisburg madly initialing
forms that get us our equipment. Then the procession starts
—chairs, tables, Venetian blinds, book shelves, and all the
other things that make an efficient library. The physical
wants of learning are cared for, but nary a posie.
The situation reminds us of what Plato said about having two loaves of bread. He would sell one and with the
money buy hyacinths to feed his soul.
Thank you, Mrs. Brosius, for feeding our souls.
The specialized meanings of words has been a topic we
have been pondering ever since the other day when someone
in an education course brought it to our mind. It seems that
when a word gets into a special field—in this case, education
—it immediately receives a new meaning. MEAN, for instance, is not at all nasty in the educational sense, any more
tha MODE is a fashion. ARTICULATION doesn't have anything to do with speech or classification as an educational
term. We might even get to the state in which a person would
go to the Campus Corner and ask for a hamburger, educational meaning, and get a filet mignon. On second thought,, it
would be more likely the other way around.
The other evening we were waiting for a friend to come
home and at the same time trying to stave off boredom by
talking to his mother. She was interested only in the evening
paper but kept up the appearance of being friendly by giving
us the gist of each article as she read it.
In the midst of our one-sided conversation on teacher
training she interrupted us to say, "I see they're going to
take the old cannon out of the park. Gonna use it for defense material."
"You mean the old one down by the bridge?" we replied.
Receiving no answer, we hurried on trying to fill up the
silence. "They'd better not. Suppose a submarine comes up
here. Then what would we do?" We waited for her to laugh,
realizing that a submarine would probably have some trouble
in a river not more than twelve feet deep.
As she hurriedly ran her finger down the Wednesday
morning specials, she remarked idly, "Probably too rusty to
shoot anyway."
It is just this sort of attitude that will make it possible
to endure the long years ahead.
To start out, we might point a moral. Quoting is a wonderful thing. To point out what often happens when things
are quoted, let us take a reference from Walter Winchell's
column for Sunday, April 12. Winchell said: "Tlie New Yorker offers an opinion on the S.E.P.M. Mayer piece. 'One thing
is certain,' comments the Talk of the Town, 'The Post's action marks the end of anti-Semitism as an active force in
this country. Every time the Post espouses a cause, that
cause becomes both dead and absurd.'"
With the regular weekly full-page advertisement the!
Curtis papers put in the New Yorker in mind, it might seem,
if we refer only to Broadway's chief reason for Yale locks,
that the witty magazine is biting the hand that feeds it.
But to get back to the subject, the rest of the quotation
goes: "becomes both dead and absurd, like a stuffed moose.
Rugged IndivWualism, the Right to Work, America First, and
Alf M. Landon will please move over and make room for the
Protocols of the Elders of Zion."
As you see, from Winchell's point of quotation, the
words are bitter; from the New Yorker's they are smart,
edged with a lot of truth and humor. Well, if the devil can
quote Scripture, we guess Winchell can quote the New Yorker, all to the same effect.
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School Calendar
April 26 to May 3
Sunday, April 26—Vespers, N a turalist Club, 6:45 p. m., Y. W . C.
A. Room.
Monday, April 27—W.A.A. Meeting, 4:00 p. m.
Tuesday, April 28—Male Chorus,
3:00 p. m., New Auditorium.
Bel Cantos, 4:00 p. m., N e w A u ditorium.
Naturalist Club Meeting, 7:30 p.
m.
1
Wednesday, April 29—Assembly,'
10:00 a. m.. New Auditorium.
j
Y. M. and Y . W . Meeting, 6:46 p.
m., Y. W . Room.
Thursday, April 30—College Choir, |
3:00 p. m.. New Auditorium.
'
Women's Chorus, 4:10 p. m.. New
Auditorium.
Baseball Game—Away.
(Lock Haven vs E. Stroudsburg).
Friday, May 1—Assembly, Miss
Heath, 10:00 a. m., N e w Auditorium.
Delta Rho Beta Meeting, 12:20
a. m.
A r t Club Meeting,' 4:00 p. m.,
A r t Room.
Saturday, May 2 — Sororities
Home Coming.
Baseball Game—Away
(Lock Haven vs. Shippensburg).
Sunday, M a y 3— Vespers, Miss
Heath, 6:45 p. m., Y . W . C. A.
Room.
COLLEGE PLAYERS
(From Page One)
d a u g h t e r Mary; after waiting for a
full day In the principal's back office, he really became impatient
The Mary who entered, was according to Miss Shea, just a few shades
too dark—an dthe audience reveled in some refreshing Negro dialect by Marion McPhee. One of the
(Contmued on P a g e 3)
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T H E COLLEGE TIMES
1942 Sports Uoundup
for Posterity
By GEORGE BARNES
WRESTLING
The Bald Eagle wrestling team
is still undefeated although it was
held to a draw in t h e opening
match of t h e grappling season.
Findley College of Ohio, who
wrestle such schools a s Michigan
and Purdue, stalemated Lock H a ven 18-18. Owens won by decision;
J o h n s o n , Flanagan a n d Blake won
by falls.
7 baskets.
It w a s t h e greatest victory in
the history of T. C. basketball.
Lock Haven gained much publicity
throughout t h e entire East.
BOXFNG
With t h e boxing season curtailed
by t h e cancellation of the biggest
home match, there is nothing Ipft
but t h e statistics.
Over all, t h e aeason w a s a good
In t h e first Teachers College ""*'• The Eagles defeated Columbus
match, the Maroon grapplers trim- i Univer.flty and Indiana — tied t h e
m e d Kutztown Teachers 26-16 a t IP''""^'"^"' Catholic University and
lost tough ones to Bucknell UniKutztown,
Owens was victor by decision. versity a n d Western Maryland.
The Bald Eagles opened their seaJohnson, Hartzell. Kauffman and
Flanagan registered falls. Ned Fair- [»'>" a t Bucknell. engaging Joe R e child lost a very close decision ""'« highly-touted mittmen. Worth
to Osinski, last year's state champ. Randall, George Barnes, and Elmer
T i n y Jenkins, 340 pound strong boy, Huggler scored for T, C—Randall
made h i s debut a n d w a s pinned by ^y a draw—Barnes by a KG., in
just 24 seconds of t h e first, a n d
a 320 pound adversary.
Huggler by a decision. Randall
On Saturday, February 14, the Cless 127, and Leo Rafferty lost
decisions.
Captain
Lock Haven grunt and groan boys questionable
played host to Indiana Teachers Mike Televlch held Trecartln, E a s t ern Collegiate champ, a t bay until
•College.
The Eagles withdrew victorious the final round when he became
21-12. Bill Hoy, 120, drew Blair careless. Earl Burris, 145, and Tiny
Owens, 12S; Francis Johnson 145, Jenkins, lost, b u t were impressive.
and Ned Fairchild, who moved up Bucknell won, 5 1-2-2 1-2.
to heavyweight, scored decisions.
Young Francis Hartzell 135, and The following week the Maroon
.student coach, Mike Flanagan, 175, \ fighters journeyed to Washington
[and were held to a stalemate by t h e
won by pins.
i always dangerous Catholic Univer! sity sluggers, one of t h e top teams
The Lock Haven wrestling team in t h e nation, 4-4.
lost Its coach when H a n k Blake \ W o r t h Randall and Randall Clees
accepted a teaching position a t one put Lock Haven in the lead 2-0 by
of the Williamsport public schools. impressive decisions.
In the 135
Blake, undefeated in wrestling com- pound class, t h e fight w a s stopped
pletion, was instrumental in bring- in t h e first round when
both
ing the state wrestling title to Lock | Barnes and his opponent suffered
Haven and retaining it the past two ^^^ ^^^^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ technical draw.
• ''^'"•''
I Barnes lost a decision to Captain
In his place is a likable Irish lad ; „ „ g h e 8 b u t m a d e him look bad at
from Clearfield, our 175 POunder, j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Yelvich fought to a d r a w
Mike Flanagan. Mike h a s taken i^^^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ , ^ _ . 1^^^ ^ ^^^5^,^^
3^^,,
charge In the last two contests and i^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ j . ^ j , ^ ^ Leo Rafferhas dime ver.\' well.
ty won by a forfeit, giving t h e
Eagles a 4-3 edge going into t h e
BASKETBALL
final fight. Don Bloomen lost to a
The 1941-32 basketball team u n - bigger a n d more experienced a d der Coach Howard Yost rose to n a - versary to give the host team a
tional heights during, t h e week of tie.
F e b r u a r y 14th.
In t h e first engagement in the
Thursday, the Eagles who were field house. Lock Haven Teachers
previously
mediocre
performers, set back a rugged Columbus Unioutshot the strong Millersville quin- versity squad 4 1-2 to 3 1-2.
tet. They then went on to electrify
Worth Randall, Randall Clees,
the E a s t by stopping E a s t Strouds- Georgie Barnes, Mike Yelvich and
burg, t h e undefeated champs of Don Bloomen scored for T. C.
Penna. State Teachers colleges, on
Randall was held to a draw in
Saturday.
a well-fought opener. Clees, Barnes
Playing h e a d s - u p ball and sel- and Yelvich were impressive in
dom missing shots. Lock Haven winning decisions. Both Barnes and
hung u p their first major victory, Yelvich had their opponents on t h e
75-62.
corners. Don Bloomen won on a
Captain Stan Daley and big Paul forfeit. Paul Renne lost a questionCoront were outstanding a s were able verdict in t h e 165 pound d i two new boys from I>ottstowii, Geo. vision.
Mitro and " B u s " Shaner. J e r r y
Bloom played his usual dependable
On t h e same night t h a t Stroudsgame.
burg tumbled from t h e unbeaten
Despite losing, t h e sensational class, t h e Lock Haven mittmen set
high scoring Reifsnyder tallied 31 back Indiana Teachers 5-3.
points for t h e visitors.
Randall, Clees and Mike Yelvich
won b y forfeits. Georgie Barnes
Never trailing, the T. C. cagers rung u p his third KO victim In 1.24
continued to upset the odds In of t h e first round and" Don Blomgave
flailing Stroudsburg's high-scorers, men fighting magnificently,
his Indiana opponent a severe lacing
60-58, t w o days later
The
visitors,
boasting
famed in three rounds.
Earl Burris, rising 145 pounder,
Pete Pasko, were taken completely
by surprise by t h e well-coordinated who w a s striving for his initial
Eagle squad. And it w a s not until victory, w a s clearly robbed by an
t h e waning minutes of play t h a t incapable referee of a decision over
Steve Robert's boys found them- Schuster. H i s right kept the Indi.selves. They succeeded in tieing the ana boy a t bay throughout.
.score b u t Daley a n d Lyons teamed
In t h e light heavyweight scrap,
together to break it up.
Rafferty again w a s stopped by t h e
Paul Coront, who played a fine referee after illegal infighting. He
game under the basket, led the was well ahead on points.
Maroon cagers with 18 points. Capt.
Daley w a s close behind tallying 16.
COLLEGE PLAYERS
George Mitro, great ball handler and
(From Page 2)
shot a r t i s t and "Bus" Shaner had big surprises of t h e play was J o e
13 each. Shaner a n d Gerry Bloom Errigo as F''erguson, the detective:
played great on defense. " B u s " that boy really knows how to h a n held t h e celebrated Pete Packo to dle a n d make something out of
what may have been a stock char- school theme, were presented by
acter. Appearing for short Intervals various .students on the c a m p u s u n as students, Miriam Parks. Lois der t h e direction of Mis-s Grace UlBiddle, J u n e Cochrane, Janice S t r a t - lemeyer, Music Director and head
ton, Sally Loncoske, David -Barn- of t h a t Department.
hart, V^irginia Baugher and Albert
Saracni did well.
ENTIRE COLLEGE
The a t t r a c t i v e set, the princi(Continued from Page One)
pal's office, was designed and erect- were helping t h e visitors find their
ed under t h e supervision of t h e j way about and were exerting every
technical director, J, Russel Gabel. j effort to show them a good time.
Aside from h e r fine work a s Miss I Everyone was smiling, laughing, and
Pike, Rose Minnie Probst served j taking in the pleasurable excitement
faithfully throughout the entire r e - ; of t h e day's events. Visitors were
hearsal a s prompter—a very e x - i urged to return next year and In
acting task.
!all cases were not left alone until
Between
act.s, several
musical I affirmative promises were e.xhortnumbers, concurrent with the high ! ed. In all cases It did not take
much persuasion, which leads t o
! the conclusion they enjoyed t h e i r
visit. I t w a s also a great day for
the college .students a s it gave them
the opportunity to relate (with elaboration, in most cases) m a n y of
their college experiences to a very
much interested audience of p r o s pective students. Since college life
is the most Interesting phase of
anyone's life, they had an a b u n d ance of material for their listeners.
Lock Haven still proudly holds
her reputation. Quite
frequently
during this time It was heard t o
be said, "My, what a friendly
campus."
NAVY ANNOUNCEMENT
TO COLLEGE FRESHMEN
AND SOPHOMORES 17-19
You want to serve your country!
Why not serve where your college
training will do the most good?
Under the Navy's newest plan, you can enlist right now. You don't have to quit college.
You can stay in college, continue your studies
and qualify to become a Naval Officer —on
the sea or in the air.
Who may qualify
If you are between the ages of 17 and 19
inclusive and can meet Navy physical standards, you can enlist now as an Apprentice
Seaman in the Naval Reserve. You will be
in the Navy. iBut you may remain in college,
taking regular college courses under your
own professors. Your studies will emphasize
mathematics, physics aod physical training.
After you have successfully completed 1}^
calendar years of work, you will be given a
classification test. This examination is competitive. I t is designed to select the best
men for training as Naval Officers.
How to become an Officer
If you qualify by this test and can meet
the necessary physical standards, you will
have your choice of two coiu^es—each leading to an officer's commission:
1. You may volunteer for training as an
Aviation Officer. In this case you will be permitted to finish at least the second calendar
year of college work, before you are ordered
to active duty for training to become an
officer-pilot.
However, a t any time during this twoyear period, you may have the option t o
take immediately the prescribed examination four Aviation Officer... and, if successful, be assigned for Aviation training.
Students who fail in their college courses
or who withdraw from college will also have
the privilege of taking the Aviation examination. Applicants who fail t o qualify in
this test will be ordered t o active duty as
Apprentice Seamen.
2. Those who qualify in the classification
test and do not volunteer for Aviation will be
selected for training to be Deck or Engineering
Officers. In that case, you will continue
yoiur college program until you receive
your bachelor's degree, provided you maintain the established university standards.
Those whose grades are not high enough
to qualify them for Deck or Engineering
Officer training will be permitted to finish
their second calendar year of college. After
this, they will be ordered to duty as Apprentice Seamen, but because of their college training they will have a better chance
for rapid advancement. At any time, if a
student should fail in his college courses,
he may be ordered t o active duty as a n
Apprentice Seaman.
Your pay starts with active duty.
It's a real challenge! It's a real opportunity ! Make every minute count by doing
something about this new Navy plan today.
DONT WAIT . . , ACT TODAY
1. Take this announcement to the Dean of yotir college.
2. Or go to the nearest Navy Recruiting Station.
3 . Or mail coupon below for FREE BOOK giving full details.
I.
U. S. N a v y Recruiting Bureau, D i v . V - 1 .
30th Street and 3rd Avenue, Brooklyn, N . Y .
Please send m e your free book on the N a v y OflBcer Training plan for coUege
freshmen a n d sophomores. I a m a student n . a parent o f a student •
who is
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j. . . or Just for the Fun oi\
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I J u s t to be .sure tliis column will •
j be au.spicious we lighted tlii'ee on !
I a match before beginning. All of j
which is another way of saying that
. ' t h r e e people are writing thi.s col- I
•
umn so it ought to be three times
^——--^-^•' - - > ^ - . . . - » ^ ^ ^ - < a.s bad. If you pride yourself with
any literary tastes we advise you j
j to go no further as we are not even '
i going to take time to correct this
i for spelling.
Bureau of vital statistics reports !
:these amazing facts: The College i
'Times was started as the Normal •
j Times in the spring of 1922. In 1H31 \
a sligiit change was made: "Nor- j
mal" was replaced by "College" with
the result—the stinker you now get
in your mailbox and the dayrooms.
For a complete description of the
format, please look a t the paper
you a r e now holding in your hand.
The College Times boasts of a front
page, a second page, a third page,
and t h a t which is discreetly mentioned as the back page. Please take
careful note of where you a r e : you
are in an island completely sur; rounded by advertisements. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS. —
(Adv).
If you will turn slightly to your
left, swinging the body on the hips,
bring your right hand just above
your left hand, lift the left thumb,
and carry the right hand back to
LOCK HAVEN, PA.
where it was originally. Now if you
have correctly grasped the papers
and opened it like you would without instructions, you are looking a t
the third page. This is called the
I "Sports Page." obviously. T h e page
just to the left of this is caHed "The
Compliments of
Editorial Page" for the simple reason t h a t nobody reads it. Because
we can think of nothing funny we
are not mentioning the Masthead,
which is deadly unfunny. Going back
to where we started and turning !
the paper over, you will find "The
Front Page." This is the one por- •
tion of the paper %-here we cajinot
S. F. MAYER
place ads, even If we had t h a t
Street
Lock Haven, Pa.
many.
PRONE 29232
To return to the back p.tge and
the Campus Chatter which we left
waiting, we believe—oh, huMo. Well
here we go again. Boring, isn't it? j
The College Times wil! fill such j
purposes a s : Telling all about what
you knew anyways, except in less
detail; providing exercise for the
staff; providing spasmodic livelihood for the Clinton County Times
employees; starting fires; wiping
pens and lining wastebaskets. And
it's about time we finished t h a t
sentence. Did you know the campus
consists of sixty-three acres, or did
you know. Or do you care. Does
anyijody care? This stinks, doesn't
it?
Walt Disney Feature Length Picture
"THE INVADERS"
Leslie Howard
Laurence Olivier
"The IMylTwm^'^^"^
Marlene Deitrich
a
Fred MacMurray
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