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VOL.lt

The Luck of
the Irish
One of our iilustrious sonis, Joe
; Moran, suffered from a serious maiady known a« spinal meninKiti.s
and rallied to defeat the Grim
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Reaper.
I This disease Is often fatal and
thanks to the excellent medical care
provided by the Army, plus the
arrange luck that seems to follow
the "Irish", Joe, was able to recover from thle serious disease,
j^,.g Moran praised the National

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LOCS HAVEN, PA., TUESDAY, APRIL 13, 1943

THE D R p A f K CLUB

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|wiLC6MEsii[ssBRdj«G N e t i ; s txirn
By D. Huffman

No. 10

T^I

Ihe

Fighting Forty

Mi.?s C. Cordelia BroAg Jreturned
to the Campus on April 1, after
At the last meetine of Kappa
her recent i'llnese. Welcome back
— U n c l e Sam's "Cherubs"
Delta PI. March 25, In the library
Miss Brong.
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Dr. Agnes McElwee gave an InterThe First College Player's meet- •
esting talk on "WTiat Effect If Any,
tng of the fourth quarter was held
Would TrainlnK Have on Verbal
on Monday April ii. Foruma were,
Ability"
Dr McElwee had carheld as usual and a general meet- j
We hear trom time to time from
^
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in^ followed
The English Club, under the dl the various boys In the "Fightins
rled out the research on the prob*"*niiririff the meeting it wais decided recUon pf Dr. WUIlam North, was Forty" and .ilso the others who have
lera at the Pennsylvania State Colthat a one-act P'ay should be pre-i In chargie of Assembb', April 2..%^,. ,„„„ ,KO ••«'„..•<.«.•• /io„Qrt.,r»
leg^. The experimental and con-, Red Cross for the aid given to her , ^ „ , ^ ^^ Assembly on May 14. It^Th^ program was -a memorial 9er- ^ " ^^'"'^ ^^^ ^ " ^ ' ^ departure,
trol groups were composed of fresh- and her «on at a time when It was „;„ ^^ jirtcted. by Doris Huffmaji. ^ vice to three distinguished writers! Brother "Ake" haa been writing
men student.-. The results showed, "'Tf*°"5'
" ' ^ « ° " ' ' needed.
The cast will include Outer Clrclera who recently died. These authors isteadl'y »» "The Blonde Bomber"
Many cards and letters were sent „y^o are striving to make the Inner,were Eric Knight, Alexander WooU- and "Big John" haa been oorrcsconclusively, that training did In
to Joe during his Illness, and they j . , , . ^ ^ before A«
crease verbal ability considerably, y^ere appreciated very much, so
ter.
—
Production
will
start
after,
Louise
Clark
was
chairman
of'f^r
as
wc
know
the
Coudersport
Jeanne Dickey, Ruth Brungard, keep them flowing during the per- g„_,.j." vacation
, . . , , ,
,
the program. Numbers presented ^,„„ ^,^ ^^„j^„j ^„^ ,.„^,^ ^ ^ ^ ,^
and Jeanette Baron were hostesses ItKl ot convalescence,
Another
topic
of
discussion
was
were:
an account of the life of
to the members of the faculty.
j '''^ '« scheduled to come home the Dramatic Club Banquet. The Erie Knight
by Elinor Wllliama; a trying hard to make men out of
!around Blaster so it would be nice time, place, and action wlU be d«- riadlng from Eric Knight's writ- '***^''"- ^"°° '"'"''' Sammy,
A very interesting letter waa re- ,^_, ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^, ^^^ ^,^ ^^^^^ ^ elded by the conimittee appointed Ings by DoSs HuflTman; the Ufe
'^^^ "Mighty Mite" from Pottso«ntly received from Pvt. Fred A. possible to go and see him.
by the president, Misa Emily Elliott, story of Alexander Woollcott by ' " ^ ° ^ **'" carrying the torch for
Jaintson, former president of Kapi)a ; The least we can do Is offer Joe The committee l« as facklng In the
Delta PI, and at pre«eJit stationed a Happy Easter aaid a wlah for a Huffman, Chair; Kathryn Drauck- from Alexander Woollcotfs works ^'"'''<1^ »"" •" a^at he can store
at Oamp Blandlng. Ftorlda.
His "^P'" r^ove'-yer, Rose Minnie Probst, and Mlrlajn by Rose Minnie Probst; a brief t,i. j "P Vitamin D for his trip to the
description of the oldest achool
Park. The Club expressed the de- ography of Stephen Vincent Benet' ^- " ' ^- "^^ "'• '^^'"P"*- Oeorge
sire that tbe banquet be held, as by Dean Bottorf; and a reading '" confident that his C. O. will give
building in the United SUt«« was
ta tradlUon. at the Lock Haven fromStephen Vincent B e n e f s pfetry '''™ * vacation isiiorUy. hut Mary
very realistic. Dr. Rude also reCountry Club.
by Phyllis Wolfe.
seems to have some doubts.
ceived a pamphlet tJlusrtmtfiW the
Miss
Brong
exp.'e.s.ed
her
thanks;
The
English
Club
concluded
t
h
e
i
r
L
* ^ ' ^ t t l ' ' " L * ' " * "Briefca^ Bill",
There
has
been
Introduced
to
the
(nchool.
program with a piano solo by Mar- '''^ Bittner
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LooJc Haven campus a group of to the Olub for
_ . cjarrying
_ , , , on
» ^and
,
Force. "Bloody Bill" has hopes of
younj? gentlemen repre^ntlng the "'"ki"*^ '"": .':^'^ :^'^^ ^^^"^ Pro- jorle Rathbun.
! making the grade as a "grease
|JCavy. These young men are etud- duction a big succese.
I-feutenant
Martin,
Officer-ln- j monkey" an d'-Brlefcase Bill" is
BRIEF M U S K : , it waa decided charge,
yl-ng to be pilots and protect the
a the trying- to entei- aerial photography.
wUl be recast where necessary and (.(^jiegp students
aboutspeech
the to
Naval
Interests o; smr country.
Jack •'lObst is^ln the Air Force
Now a« « sideline to .bri" f.vln/r ^« Produced In the firat semester o^^^t^ .^,,^
'[out'Tn lilnois with i>t!psi BeVerWse
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next
year.
The
date
Uaf
not
aa
they have been participating in
and Jim Akely. They are really goOn Friday, Marc'h 2fi, Doctor Pat- some friend I y games of basketball, yet been set.
ing to be put through their paxies
terjron left for Philadelphia, where p^rat they played the Piper Aircraft
as they have to take IW hour.s of
be acted as chairman ot a panel team and were severely trounced; BOARD MEETS
, English, Math and Physics alongdiscussion at a meeting sponsored then in a rematch the game WHH
;wlth several hours of Physical
Delinquenteea Are Discussed
by the Pennsylvania Institutional galled because of fisticuffs.
.Training a day. All this tralnln.?
The Student Council Board met
Teachers' Placement Association, of
^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^ episode,
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la to be crammed Into five months
game Monday, March 23. The meeting j
which he is secretary-treasurer. ^^^ arranged with a group of felHl-grade Sylvania Corporation period so they will be "on the
waa called to order by Misa KllaBchoolmen'a Week wag the reason ,^^^^ representing the dorm and a
ihtLS developed a new ishift for girls double" about 15 or 16 hours a day.
donk,
for the occa.'jlon.
.strange thing occurred, there again
'who are attending college at the | I'aul Coront and 'Jarrin' John"
t>ellnquent
activities
fees
were
After his brief stay at Phllade - ^,^ ^ ^1^ ^^ fleticuff.s, but the game
; present time. It haan't been fully McNulty are In the Coastal Artillery
phia. Dotcor Patt<;rson left for Chi- ^,^^ ^^^ ^ , j ^ _
^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ discussed and the steps to be taken planned aa yet, but as It stands and have already undergone conoago. where he attended a Joint con- ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ material and have Im- to get them paid were talked over.
! there «ill be a four hour shift six siderable training along that line,
ference of the council on Coopera- proved steadily; whereas, the dorm
Mr. Cooke gave a short disserta- days a week from S:O0 p. m. to 7:00 ! George Barnes, "the battJlnK
tion in Teacher Education. He Tvas ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^^^^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ tion on students aseerting their own i p
m. or from 4 p. m. to 8 p. m. I'lfhtwelght," frtim Billtown ha.H volone of the repreaentatlves of ^^^ ^^a IL coupie ot BtTix>f; be&nB. The'^^^^" ' " ""^''^'
''"^'"aed The girls win make on an average "ntecred for the Paratroop Division
National Association of Supervisors ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ thoroughly enjoyed by '^••Itlclsin of various clubs on cam-l„f t„e^^,g dollars a week.
lof the Army and Is now in tralninsr
of Student Teaching, for which or- ^,^^ ^^^, ,^^^p,^ present,
,
, but it
„ was »"»• " * "''*" claimed that students), vi'hen ho
-.- paased out the ques- 'n Macon, Ckjorgla.
George ha,s
eamlzatlon groups
he 16 secreUory-treaaurer
Fourteen
were represented ^^^„^^^^^^ ^^ ,5^1^^ whether H was weren't getUng faU benefit of the I jionn^Ireg n^^n MacDougall e x - j met sevetal fellow.-, there tl>Rt
„ „ . . ^the council,
„
. each
,.»r» ren«.B«nted
* " ' atatementa re- pi^lnea to the college glrJs that on P>ay-ed on the We*t Chester footon
conBidering ^ ba^etball fi«me or a football "«"^"'' ^'^mained unchallenged.
the whole., they need ten dollars a ball team, and ham been giving them
questions pertaining to teachera' game,
Then »aso the partlclpanta made* *""' Huffman, Mr. Cooke and week to pay for their board, ro education. J. W. Carrlngton ia the
president of the national orffanlaa- the mistake of totting a fellow ^'•- Bottorf were appointed a s a and college courses. Many of the ] "Rus" Shaner, one of our basket(Navy) referee -who knew llttie or ""'^S^*^" to see Dr. Parsons about girls expre»»ed tberli- interest in ball stars, U i n the Air Force nnd is stilt In Florida. He will prob,Oil Wednesday. March 81, Doctor nothlng about the game Aa a re- getting new etudent council rooma this proijram.
"'TZ'jr7rx.ZZ
1^""v^ «»". he mtased numerous fouls t h a t , « " « * the Nevy ha« tAken over tbe
'ably finish hla "basic training" soon^ Patterson
returned to Lock Haven ^^^^^ committed, and showed an «'«»'' that formerly belonged to
and bo sent to school somewhere.
to resame ble duties at the Teach iIgnorance of the rules that let thej"'ie organlzaUon.
! A t the writing oft this article Daya
era' College.
igame geX out of hand. As a re-j The moat impoi-tant Isaue -waa
Barnh^rt'a whereabouts. are a milV
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•suit of the ^poor offlcdating the;an effort to pian getting payment
itary Becr«t„ Brother pick is atUX
jgame became a . rough jand tumble of activity; fees.
located in Florida, but expects to
affair rather than a basketball
They eKpre«ae da desire to elect
be ^shipped out shortly.
^game. Il became apparent a>8 t b e . n e w officers for the coming seniesBill Maule, John Akeley. and
Igaroe wetnt on thaf thwa-was quite ter so tbftt .they ooiUd take office
Leonard Brion are at the Aberdeep
ja bit of feeling being put Into the soon,
Provln* Ground.s and are fairly
'game that should not ha-ve toeenj The meeting -was then fornaally
close to • Pennsylvania, wWch enthere. In the final: result the Navy adiourped. .
I ablea them to get home occasionally
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won by a narrow. one-.j>otnt ntargin
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on vrcek-ends..
If you are wondering wby the in a five-minute overUroe period. _ „ _ , , _ „ ^, , , _ » . _ _ . T «
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calendars m many rooms have been All tbe 111 feeling waa erased as ENGLISH CLUB MEETS
\T. C. OANCELANO
marked with ;X'B, and aa the days the boys got together ov«r to the
The feiuter tneettng of tKe Engpa«» more Xe appear, you m a y dorm after the s>ame.
W»h Club ^ a e held at the home of
Saturday'night ftt approximately
be falriy sure that tbe person who} Because of tbclnteiest aroiued b y ' L o i s McCloskey on Thursday. April
eight thirty, Stacy Kyler, .and all
%g idolng thechecklng Is ju»t count-.'the flnst game, a rematch waaf*the popular dance bands turned out
ing the day igtlil -Elaater vax;atlon. played and It.-ntas nothing .abort of! The program was planned by PRAECO STAFF M E E T I N G
en maase to provide music for the
This period of rest and relaxation, a riot. Again It became apparent',-*^Jy«« Barr and. Rose Minnie Pr-obst.
The I»ra«cA stiff beld^a meeting jlve-fqns of the CQllege in the Social
or will it be rest and relaxation, (that there -was too much feeling jReports were made by Doria Huff- Friday, March 26, at which the of- Rooms.
begins April 14th and continues for j being displaj'ed on the basketball man, Oscar Wilde and hte Humour; fleers were elected for next year, j Rivaling the U. S. Cf. dances at
two long weeks. The Biiater-Bnnny |court. Mr. Bossert, who was offic- IxHiise Olark presented Saroj-an.
Mary Debo wa« again chosen editor,; the Staged«>or Canteen-^we)l, anyinforms us that hla products ore plating along with Sam IJryalnakl
The publication of the "Crucible" whlle Doris Huffnian waa elected way—T. C. Co-eds discovoj'ed that
rationed tix), but we're sure no one repeatedly -warned tbe teams to slow wa.s dis will be bored or hungry. W« even | up and be more careful. The game asked that all literary contritMitions
Miss Debo is pleased to announce
Although the crowd did their best
hear that .s-ome few glils are ,plan- as a whole, -was better than tbe be in by Easter Vacation .r a.s soon that she received the proofs of the to get IJarry Ji^m^' autograph, be
ning trips to certain army camps, previous one aJthough there were a s possible afterw.ai-d.
Praeoo Friday, and that the year ,remaint>d elusive and slipped out at
Till' we see you, kids, bave tun! oiCtsasional Clareups. Good teamAfter tbe buHinee smeretlng, re- book will be off the press and in n.-ao wlien Dr. North came by and
Happy Easter!
(Continued on Laat Page)
fr looketl at hia watch.
your hands soon aft«r Eaister.

ENGUSH CLUB IN
Are Active
CHARGE OF ASSEMBLY

Navy vs- Dorm

Dr. Patterson Returns
From Chicago Trip

Sylvania Offers
Work-Study Plan

Coiiiiliii^ the
Day^ 1111
£ptst<^ Vacation

VACATION
ENDS

APRIL 27!

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COLLEGE

TIMES

PAGES

|MR. KEEN HAS
jLOST A PERSON
! The eloquence of Bennett Kllpack,
CBS' "Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost
IP:
BY LEFP
, Persons," has just won a recruit
Cookie l-Tid tl-io c a r every night,
i for the WAACS. L»«t week he
lie'fl st«»al Ijovich'.s place as Campus
I closed one ot hi^caB^I by advising T h e ' Navy C |
Flash.
eta ^ter
apfjroxithe leading c h a r a c t ^ a wealthy j rriateiy one m^ !th
Madden didn't moan so niach, her
ot afctlylty a t
'young girl withfno fitful o c c u p a - l t ^ u Hai-en College a r e ' ^ e g i n n i n g
.«ales mijflit tie greater a t Gto.ss- 1
tion, to join the Women's Army t„ ,-oiind into physical shape. Tests
mans. (Rflitora Note: Madden got
Auxiliary Corps. A few days later fof strength , airtd endurance have
a bonii.s tJiis niontii) .
a "Mr. Keen" fan sSid to him: been, given under the direction of
Mao fJre.v would move to t h e i
"What you said last week about t h e Sff. Bossert, our able physical dirdorm, he's certainly save shoe
iniportiinoe of Ijecomlng a WAAC jector, who is doing a splendid job.
leather.
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j was so convincing that r took your j The following marks show these
Coach
Ito.-^.sort ^vould^*t have [
'advice myself. I've enlisted, passed r e s u l t s :
stojiped the ga.me t h e other niglit, •
'• my tests, a n d today I a m a WAAC! Chinninsr— 1st Joseph Hlyiak 15
there wouldn't have been a n y more |
The ne wWAAC—Mrs. Bennett Kll, 2nd -Wm. McNamee 14
Navy.
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pack—rei>orts for duty next week.
David IVIilligan 14
"Rhott" Bricker wasn't such a
H a r r y T. Smith 14
lieart-br('al i
America's Real Stimulant
Pu.sh:-Ups—
l a t Wm. Dunlap 46
would go along smoothly.
I "In the United States, every
2nd W, Lane 44
We had our way, we'd rule out
man's value is determined by his
Broad Jump— l.st Harrold Russell
fire drills and term papers.
activity, and every man is given the
r 11 3-«"
FAVORITE SONGS
J opportunity to develop his abilities.
2nd Joseph Hlyiak
: An American's real stimulant and
Bricker to bu.s driver—"Let me
7' 10 3-4"
: pride consist in being a self-made
off downtown".
Burpees—
1st J9,mes Corson 15
j
man,
in
fighting,
and
in
wiiuiing
the
Jean Madill—"Oh, Baby, W h a t I
2nd Daniel Bailish 14
I ftght."—Javier Pradc
Wouldn't Do With Plenty of Money
J a m e s E n n l s 14
With the bomber pilot killed, the co-pilot seriously injured, bsth
and You."
Joseph Hlyiak 14
left motor! shot away, left wing on fire and a iwarm of Jap Zeros all
Students after dance — "Wljy
220 Td. Run—1st H a r r y T. Smith
around CoL L. C. Saunders took over his bomber's controls above BouWIPE T H M SNEER OFF H»S FACE /
Don't We Do This More Often?"
gainville, eacaped the Zeros and saved his seven remaining crew mem(Indoor)
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bers' lives bj a crash landing on tha water al 9S miles an hour. Navy
Mary Mashburn—"That Soldier of
2nd W. Lane 27.5 sees.
craft rescued tbem.
Sit-Ups—
Ist Joseph Hlyiak 81
Jtinc."
They give their lives—Yon lend your t>- ney. Buy Second War
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2nd W. Lane S»
Alice Kohlhepp—"To BlU". ' ~ ~
Lean Bonds.
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Aquatics:
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J a n e Plumpl.s—"There's a S t a r
Breast stroke. I s t H a r r y T. Smith
Spangled Banner Shining Some19.2 secs.JACK SMITH,
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where."
2nd, Jo.seph Homa, 19.5 seca.
WAR
WORKER
Sally Loncoske—"Jim".
Side Stroke, 1st Harry T. Smith
J a c k Smith, popular tenor of ColDr. Parsons— ?.
17.9 sees.
umbia network's Surrday afternoon
2nd .lo«eph Homa 18 sees.
Pvt. Bernie Metzler—"As t h e R a "Family Hour" program is one m u David Milligan 18 sees.
tior,,.i Go Rolling Along".
SHOE
sician who manages t o combine his
The Naval Cadets have been
Aiarcran't Mary Mi>dden—"Blues"
radio career with important war
playing quite a bit of Basketball
<] and 2)
work.
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REPAIR
and a r e commencing- to look like
Doc Walk—"Old Rockin' Chair's
Giving up all his radio shows ex- ^
a ball club, after a bad start. LoaGot Me."
cept the "Family Hour" last S e p - '
! ing- two grames to Piper Aircraft
Lowest Prices
tember. Smith enrolled a t the New
and winning t w o from the DormiY o A School of Aircraft Instruments ,
Boys, t h e first in an overtime
MRSAVINGS BONDS ^STAMPS tory
where he set about learning the
Lock Haven, Pa.
period. The presence of Lt. Martin
installation and repair of evreything ,
t/, a. Treasury Department has greatly inspired the Cadets.
t h a t goes into a plane.
i
We a r e happy to report Aviation
1 His school hours a r e nine in the
Cadet Robert Martin, better known
morning to four in the aftc-^.-'Jon' /
as Dilbert, will be back on t h e
five (lays n week, whioh iireisents a I
campus for a few daya before goingr
time prolilom when he ha-s reiiear- I
Q. Does an al^um fill to Philadelphia.
H e will have a
' ' Starape ^aTitonrntically " ^ e ^
iiif-a^y- ("eave ijetbrff startihjf a^^^'fte^
.attending rehearsals during his
.come a Bond tiiat will maUniversity of Pennsylvania.
We
218-16 Bellefonte Ave.
.;turc in 10 years?
lunch liour and eo.ting- food prepared
are groin gto misa you Bob a s you
A. No. It must be exby his wife In t h e studio or control
were a Jot of fun.
LOCK HAVEN, PA.
changed for a Bond,
room.
j
I W e have been informed t h a t t h e r e
and it will bear no inwill be a new group of Cadets a r ,'terest until it is so
COL. STOOPNAGLE,
WE SERVE SPAGHETTI
riving in the near future and a s
exchanged.
GLAMOUR BOY
far a s we know they a r e comlngr
CATERING TO PRIVATE PARTIES
Colonel Lemuel Q. Stooj-jnagle,
Q. Can payment of a War Savfrom the U. of Penn. It looks a s
t h a t old glamour boy, is convinced
ings Bond be made to the
OUR SPECIALTY
though Lock Haven College is g o ..receiver or trustee in bankt h t a t Madeleine Carroll ig following
ring Navy in a big- Waj'.
'ruptey of the estate of a
SHORT ORDERS and REGULAR DINNERS
him. Last fall, the charming star
registered owner?
Cadet H a r r y T. Smith decided he
of CBS' "Madeline Carroll R e a d s " ,
A. Yes, when bankruptcy
needed a rest a n d catight cold in
moved
next
door
to
the
Stoopnagle
or insolvency has been
order to get himself a bunk in
home in Norwalk, Connecticut. R e - ,
adjudicated
and reSick Baj-. Not a bad Idea Harry.
cently. under dual pressure from a
quest for payment has
Who is t h a t certain C a d e t ' t h a t
b«en duly executed.
full broadcasting schedule and a n ,
has been dating one of t h e D o m i ,
empty fuel tank, the "Stooparoos" i
Q. Can I authorize my emgirls on t h e weekends? Would it
quizmaster moved to New York.
ployer to set aside portions
—LOCK HAVEN'S LEADING T H E A T R E S —
be Lou
—; and, t h e girl. could
He had been in his offices only a
ot my salary each pay day
b e . Doris —^—~?
until enough is accumulated
week when a new t e n a n t took - S u n . , . Mon., April 18-19
to buy a War Savings Bond?
What- Cadet d r i n k s the most w a t Sun., Mob'., Tues., W e d .
ters next door. The name of course
2—Features—-2
er in Aquatics claiss.^-r-Hi-Latjg!
was Madeleine Carroll. The-Colonel
A P R I L 18-19-20-21
Av. C. Harold Ruspel w a s to go
• JOHN LODERis convinced that his fatal charm i
" C A B I N I N THE SKY"
on a picnic last ^urjday-^Too bad
• - i-n '
was t h e reason.
featuring
Old Man Vi''eatjier spolte*- It." '
" T H E GORILLA M A N "
Xt- seems eyerjj. t;nfie t h e Cadeta
ETHEL WATERS
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_ and . . ..
piay • Uasketball Cadet McNamee
. ROCHESTER
FRANK- A L B E R T S O N
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gets bounced a ' r o u n d by t h e Dorm
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And an All-Colored
boys. ^They'll'toiighen.you up, M c Cast of Stars
By Gib Crockett.
'"SILENT. WITNESS'"'.
Na,niee.. •: - - ' . . . . • . .
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A. Yes, i f your employer
John Porth's steady came all the
Tues., Wed., Apn»l 20-21
has installed a Pay-RoU
way from Phily to aep him last week
•^hurs,; F r i . , Sat.
Savings P l a n .
Mora
IDA'LUPINO/
end.. I t . mast be love?:
than 2 4 million wage
A P R I L 22-23-24
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Little Joe Hlyiak seems, to be our
and salary earners are
2 Feature Attractions
' T H E HARD WAY"^'
STATES
saving their money this
Basketball s t a r aiid quite a J i t t e r
JIMMY- LYDEN
way.
Bug too. Bill Lamon and Joe a r e
Thurs., f:i-i., April 22-23
in
both a couple of Sharpers and they
f. 'Can I inresf a lump sum In
MARGARET O'BRIEN
can't keep still when they m a k e
War Bonds and receive
"HENRY
ALDRICH
R
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^^^ ^_^^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ ^ v e n t u r e s o f R u t h a n d E i l e e n Mc d i e n c e s a f e w y e a r s a g o in " T h e
L o u L o n g U. S. N .
Kenney, two career women, and Prince, and the P a u p e r " a n d a r e
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jlargely on Congress.
T h e o u t l i n e H g h t f u l b o o k u n d e r t h e t i t l e of " M y i I^"-'^welI. N e w M e x i c o .
Ifor a " y e a " a n s w e r n o w l i e s b e f o r e S l a t e r E i l e e n " .
j Billy H a l o p , o n e of t h e " D e a d E n d .
' i t . In t h e e p i c , 5 - p o u n d . 450-000In t h e f o r e w o r d , R u t h TVIcKenney, , K i d s " a'nd D o n H u g h e s , N i l a ' s o r i g A c c e p t a n c e f o r m a i l i n g a t s p - c i a l r a t e s of p o a t a g e p r o v i d e d f o r in | w o r d N a t i o n a l R e s o u r c e a P i a n n i n i ? t h e a u t h o r of t h i a c h a r m i n g book, j i n a l l e a d i n g m a n t h i r t e e n y e a r s a g o ,
- f o n 11C3 Vet of O c t o b e r 3, 1917, a u t h o r i z e d J u n e 3, i s : 3 .
i B o r r d r e p o r t o n " S e c u r i t y , W o r k d a y s t h a t t h i a ia a c o n a i d e r a b l l y a r e s t a t i o n e d a t C a m p - Dix, N e w
I.on 111, J, -vci. UL wi-i,
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4 and Relief Policies."
censored account
of t h e
awful Jersey.
O t h e r well k n o w n - y o u n g at
E n t e r e d a s S e c o n d C l a s s m a t t e r N o v e m b e r 6, .1928, a t t h e P - ^ ^ a n d ^ ^ R e h e f J o U c ^ e ^ ^ ^^^^^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^ ^ . ^ ^ ^ ^^^ ^ ^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^^^
^^^^^^ s t e r a now; . s e r v i n g t h e i r c o u n t r y a r c
O f f i c e a t L o c k H a v e n , P e n n a . , u n d e r t h e A c t of M a r c h 3, 1879.
r e p o r t o n d e m o b i l i z a t i o n of m e n , Hved
through
when
t h e y ., w e r e S y d n e y L u m m e t , L e s t e r .lay, J i m m y
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and
w h e n w a r e n d s . I t s a y s : " W e s h a l l t h i s g l o w i n g a c c o u n t of t h e e s c a - A r t h u r R o s a .
not be c o n t e n t t h i s time to give p a d a s o f . t w o lively girls from Clev-'
P a t r i c i a Ryan, the girl w h o waa
e a c h n i a n $6 a n d a t i c k e t h o m e . "
e l a n d t o N e w Y o r k is e n t e r t a i n i n g . r e s c u e d • r e g u l a r l y b y t h e s e L o c h l n T h e b i g a u g g e s t l o n a all a i m a t r e a , d i n g .
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keeping our economy running duri^co.m t h e i r e a r l i e s t c h i l d h o o d E i l - a s a N u r s e ' s A i d e .
T h e " A m e r i c a n E d u c a t i o n " c o n t i n u e s u n d e r t h e S t r a i n O t a - . ^ ^ ^^^
t r a n s i t i o n ' from
w a r t o een a n d R u t h h a d a flalr for the
v e r y crucial w a r crisis.
E n r o l l r a e n t l o s s e s f r o m t e n t o f i f t y pe^^^e. . . D i s m i s s a l w a g e s f o r s o l - i m n s u a l
and
adventurous.
I>erp e r c e n t a r e e v i d e n c e d o o n a l m o s t a n y o f t h e l i b e r a l a r t s c o l - (jjerg. g o v e r n m e n t s u p e r v i s i o n of i n - f e c t l y n o r m a l c h i l d r e n , t h e y a t t e n d - w h i o h a f f o r d e d t h e m t h e p r i v a c y
legeS of t h e U n i t e d S t a t e s . Still t h y s t r u g g l e on.
T h e s e s a m e d u a t r i a l r e c o n v e r s i o n , a i d Ih o p e n i n g >«! p u b l i c - s c h o o l , s t u d i e d e l o c u t i o n o f a g o l d f i s h In a r e v o l v i n g ,bowl.
r n l l e c e a a r e U r e e d t o p r o v i d e t e c h n i c a l t r a i n i n g f o r t h e i r r e - v a s t n e w a r e a s f o r i n v e s t m e n t , a a - i " ' ' P'ano, w e n t t o c a m p
(even S a i d a p a r t m e n t ' s b a t h r o o m celling
ServistS and
women students
also.
Many
colleges
h a v e a l t a n c e t o i n d u s t r i e s m n e e d of, t h o u g h t h e i r c o u n s e l o r s w i s h e d t h e y b o a s t e d a g r e e n t u n g u s p l a n t c a t S o r e
o f f e r e d t w o p r O g r a m f f S . O n e i s d e s i g n e d t o t h e c a p i t a l , e n f o r c e m e n t of l a b o r s t a n d - , h a d n t ) , a n d . n g e n e r a l h v e d J u s t p a b l e o t r e m a r k a b l e g r o w t h e v e n
tnereiore onerea two t""S^^'"" •
„ t v , „ r t=i n a t t p m e d a r d s , i n i t i a t i o n of a l a r g e - . s c a l e p u b - ! a s o t h e r m i d d l e c l a s s E a s t C l e v e - a f t e r b e i n g s a t u i a t e d w i t h i o d i n e .
T h e s e h u m o r o u s m e m o i r s "were
N a v y - A r m y t e c h n i c a l s t a n d a r d s , a n d t h e o t h e r i s p a t t e n i e a ^^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ p r o g r a m - a l l t h e s e r e c - j l a n d e r a d i d a r o u n t h e e a r l y t w e n t o l d in s u c h a s t r a i g h t
forward
m a n n e r t h a t t h e r e is no d o u b t in
t h e reader's m i n d a s to their a u leSS t h e y t o o a r e d r a f t e d in t e c h n i c a l fields.
' l a n s w h o e n t e r a d u l t c i v i l i a n Ufe t e r e s t e d in " T h e T a l e of P e t e r R a b thenticity.
Miss McKenney's style
M a n V s c h o o l s h a v e t r i e d t o m a i n t a i n t h e i r t r a d i t i o n a l p r o - f „ r t h e f i r s t t i m e w h e n t h e y doff • J t . " t h e s e t w o l l v c l y y o u n g s t e r s
g r a m s i n s p i t e o f t h e c r i s i s . W e a l l r e a l i z e t h a t t h e l i b e r a l a r t s uniform.
I ^ ^ r e s l i p p i n g m t o m o v i e s t h a t n o - I'« a n e a s y , r a m b i m g o n e w i t h n o
jbody b o t h e r e d to censor.
In t h o s e , ' ^ a r t i c u l a r d e p t h ,
effort
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the same as the former liberal arts courses. The weight ot ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ the ties. At the time that most of
continuing this regular course falls on the women alone un- ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ thousands of coiieg-i their friends were just getting m-

colleges will have to prepare the youth of today for citizen- ^

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.«hip t o o p e r a t e t h e s o c i e t y of t o m o r r o w .
This act necessitates
NUPE'
t h e k e e p i n g of a r e g u l a r p r o g r a m .
A c c e l e r a t i o n w a s m S t i t U - p a r t of
t u t e d t o q u i c k e n g r a d u a t i o n i n t h e r e g u l a r c o u r s e , b u t i n f eedom
m o s t cases it h a s b e e n a b a n d o n e d .
M a t h e m a t i c s , P h y s i c s , '« "y-'-f

S s o c i a l s e c u r i t y r e p o r t is
t h e s t r a t e g y for w i n n i n g
from w a n t ,
m a war that
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history, it's not
surw o m a n in t h e
to
for
b a c k , g r o u n d of thi.s b l u e p r i n t
v i c t o r y in p e a c e .
S h e ' s D r . E v e l i n e M. P . u r n s , a
s m a r t l y - tailored,
English-born
•.-r'liiionii.st w h o d i r e c t e d
re.search

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d e a d i - t l > a t of s h e e r e n t e r t a i n m e n t .
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Tl'e a u t h o r a d m i t s t h a t m o s t ot
j ^ ^ ^ , ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ , , ^ ^ 1 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^ t a r e ! t h e t h i n g s t h a t h a p p e n e d t o E i l e e n
^^^^ o f f s p r i n g s t h r i v e d o n . s h e n e v - a n d to h e r in t h e i r y o u t h a n d k e e p
er w e n t to t h e p i c t u r e s herself; s o " g h t on h a p p e n i n g for t h a t m a t t e r .
ishe s e n t t h e m off t o t h e n e i g h b o r - a r e n o t b e l i e v e d b y t h e o r d i n a r y
hood t h e a t r e with a n i n n o c e n t and ' ' t t l e m i n d e d p e r s o n ; b u t n e v e r t h e loving heart.
"
jJe.s.s, " M y S i s t e r E i l e e n " is t h e t r u e
F a t h e r M c K e n n e y , f r o m R u t h ' s . a c c o u n t of t h e L i f e a n d S u f f e r i n g s
a n g l e , w a s t h e t y r a n t of t h e f a m - 'f t h e M c K e n n e y Si.ster.s. N o m a t ily.
M a n a g e r of a h o m e e l e c t r i . •P"' h o w v.'iriud a n d d a n g e r o u s t h e i r
ipi>liaiic.-.. f a c t o r y , h e t r i e d a l l t h e - I ' l v e n t u r c s , thp i^-n a l w M v . y | i
( • o r n i M r n p s ~ n e w " 8 a d g e t s o u t o n hi.s I o u s l y e m e r g e d u n s c a t l i e d
though
own household.
T h e y s u f f e r e d in s a d d e r , a n d w i s e r p e r s o n s ; a l l of
s-ilence f r o m t h e c o n t i n u o u s s u e - \ v h i c h
fact.i
prove, t h a t
heaven

Chemistry, and Engineering and the like are gradually be^
^^ ^.^^
coming the most prominent classes of this era. But we must ,,^;,^^j.„^j
keep History, Literature, Music, Languages, Arts, Dramatics,
an dsuch to give to the society which must eventually come
out of the present chaos. The liberal arts standards must be
ke"t at any cost.
,
Dr, Zimmerman, new President of Thiel College is sure that for the i-ei.ort. wrot- an.i edit.-d at
the small colleges will still be alivciMtej: the-aa-iV-aad-JJiatJi^ii-^^t foiu--fjfn;s of it,.
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ioil, a s t h m a t i c v a c u u m c l e a n e r s , b u t : w i t h th.e p r o t e c t i o n
of
working
and global-minded cilizferi.i, dri\ mg always toward newer and „f educating people in the n e e d s r e b e l l e d w h e n h e s e t u p a r e d u c i n g l & i r ' s — e s p e c i a l l y If t h e y h a i l f r o m
higher objectives.
? of the country." •
I m a c h i n e in t h e b a t h r o o m .
T.aunts Ohio.
"At the moment the small college can contribute to win- She teeis the r e v e l a t i o n . s a h o u t

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of
doing -• he t h i n g s differently, W i l l i a m S a r o y a n
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People are
becoming in- ^^I'^^J-.^^J'^^^^^^J^^^J^IJ^^^^^^^
H-uhian c o m e d y . • w h e n
the
t e a c J i e r " t h a t if y o u tell t h e r e a l ' ' ' ' " •"? s h i i k e n p u t of t e n y e a r s of m „ v i e w a s " ' r e l e a . s e d lie w r o t e h i s . ••
c r e a s i n g t h e a g e o l d i d e a l s o f i n t e g r i t y , v i s i o n , f a i t h , a n d i n - ^^^^^ ^^ j , ^ ^ p^^^^j^ ^^ ^ ^ . j , ^ ^ ^^^^^^
nife j u s t to win a n a r g u m e n t .
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our

democratic

principles,

training

them

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fulfill

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mands of total war, and qucken in them a religious faith that i;'a"« ^"='*_'''''";^'*'''^'''l^ "^°^' ''^'^
will fortify them in every crisis
creasingly aware of the necessity for maintaining and indUStry."
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Singing
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thing
everything

dark and

when

dreary

i t h e l p s you on t h e

road

W h e n you have a h e a v y load
. S i n g i n g is her t h i n g to m a k e you
cheery."
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many

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things

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ia

doing

to

help

our

today
beloved

A m e r i c a b e a r t h e h e a v y load, f o r
A m e r i c a m e a n s e a c h a n d all of u s ,
a n d we m u s t w o r k t o g e t l i c r to keep
our

courage and

ateadfastness

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day,

not

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aline

t l i e s , ' activibieis w h i c h c o n t r i b u t e

to

h i g h s t a n d a r d s ot t h i n k i n g , feeling
and

living.

I'Mi-st a m o n g s u c h w h o l e s o m e a'ctivities are group singing and playing.

Military

and

naval

activities

h;ive long sinfe k n o w n t h i s a n d
c-onscqucncc, . e v t r y

training

in

camp

.•ind n a v a l b a s e h a s . i t s " s i n g s " ,
T h e s e musical activities afford an
escape and emotional release; en-

i

stood and c a n n o t be forgotten.
i W h e n finally, e x t r i c a t e d f r o m - t h e j ^ h i c h w a s H h e F e h r u a t y
D r . B u r n s c a m e t o t h e U . S, f r o n i j ^ ' l ^ - l w i n d «f ^^evolving b e l t s ; r o l l e r s t h e M o n t h s e l e c t i o n . ' -

Book

of

t h e - f a c u l t y of t h e L o n d o n S c h o o l ^ ^ " ^ ' ™ " ' ' ^ " : ' " ' '"^"l^
^^ ' ' ^ ^ . f " i " is o n e of t h e . m o s t b e a u t i f u l
of E c o n o m i c s , t o t e a c h a t C o l u m b i a , i ' ^ " ' ' ' ' ^ ' ' ""^ . ^ " ' " J ' ^ ^ " " ^ '"'' ''• ' ^ ' " « " | s t o r i e s P v e e v e r r e a d .
The story
She's
w r t t t e „ - . " W a g e a a n d - t h e j ' " ^ " ' ' '^'^ "'•™ ' * " ' ' ' " ^ , ' r " , , ' ' ^ ' ' " ^'^" *^'^^" " " ' " ^ " ° ^ ' """^ '^ c e n t e r e d
S t A t e , " . • • " T o w a r d S o c i a l S e c u r i t y , " ! ' " ' " " ' ^ ^ m a s s e u s e , M r . M c K e n n e y a !-^j,„„j t h e M c C a u l e y f a m i l y ,
who
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,
... T^
',, w o r r i e d f a m i l y w a s s u r e t h a t - thejij.(,„ .,„ ithtr-n
Caltfnrnia
Mnmoij " B r l t i s h I j n e m p l o y m e n t P r o g r a m i s . " . „ _ , „ , ,v.„ ^ „ . „ , „ v , „ . . . „ „ „ . K ^ t t ^ ^ r ^ " ^ . .
. ^^' > a l t f o r n i a .
Homei,_
g e n d e r - c ; h e e r f u l n e s a , g o o d c o m r a d - ' l n W a s h i n g t o n , s h e w o r k e d on t h e !'?'^^^'^' ° ^ ' ^ ^ houi.se h a d s e e n b e t t e r I a g e d 14. ( p l a y e d b y M i c k e y R o o n e y
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,
d a y s — b u t n e t r e c e n t l y . L a t e r , r e - ij ^ t h e m o v i e v e r s i o n ) , is a m e s a e n ship, cooperation; release a n d rest social s e c u r i t y p r o g r a m .
H e r b u s - . , . ,.„,^ .+-- „ „ „ „ „ „ „ » „ „ „ j i,ooit-i, i.^
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iKtored t o a p p a r e n t g o o d h e a l t h , h e - „ p p ^,„.^,
A* t h e tplpirr-inh ofPino
b o t h b o d y a n d m i n d ; s t i m u l a t e fi- 1 „ - , j
b a n d , a ldseop- uEt yn g lchief
i s h - b oof
r n , Wis
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"- "• ® x e i e g r a p n o m c e
:-Bui-'na,
P BA
' s r t hOfdelity, a n d patriotism a n d deepen
•morbidly decided t h a t
the trouble ,^hcre he w o r k s we m e e t Grogan,
j fice of C i v i l i a n S u p p l y .
w i t h s o m e i n v e n t o r s w a s t h a t t h e y t h e old o p e r a t o r w h o f o r g e t s t h e
faith.
1 SCIENTIFIC POLITICIANS
let e n t h u . - i a s m r u n r i o t o v e r rea-j.^g^^ness of t h i n c o m i n g ' a n d o u t ' W h a t muisic ia d o i n g for t h e s a i l o r !
son.",
a nmde t ht hi insg, t of
h e faanm i luyn dtehros ut agthet-, l ^j ^ i^ n.v;j , ' tw
e el e gm
r ae m
b yo mderri'ns k i nmg a nwa g
h ei sr -.
w
as so
e ts H
" N o p o l i t i c s ia t o be p l a v e d in m e n t .
. . . .
,
. . i
w h o b e l i e v e s t h e r e is s o m e g o o d In
a n d soldier, boys a n d girls, it d o e a | o C D o r g a n i z a t i o n s , " OCD D i r e c t o r
E i l e e n a n d R u t h ' s s u b s e q u e n t a d - ji e v e r y o n e .
h r i l la d uwl thsi.c h Wchoom eha s f rnoomt f se il n
e ne ca e L of
m e na fcroonm- v e n t u r e s r a n g e d a l l t h e w a y f r o m i
to
t g it n
h eg^ . fTearm
a n d hi ai s. r pe uc eb nl itcl iyt y told
O n e o t t h e mo.st t o u c h i n g s c e n e s
g e t t i n g involved w i t h a s p y suspect I is w h e n H o m e r h a s to deliver a
s o n g s , o r w h o h a s s i i n g .In a l a r g e ^ C D r e g i o n a l offices.
-Up
s
p
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k
e
a
m
a
n
f
r
o
m
t
h
e
M
i
d
to encounters
with
i n t e r n a t i o n a l ' m e s s a g e to his own m o t h e r , t h a t
g r o u p n o t f e l t t h e g l o w of a f r i e n d west.
" M r . L a n d i s / ' . h e a s k e d , " i s f i g u r e s like R a n d o l p h _ C h u r c h l l l or ^ hi,s b r o t h e r h a s b e e n killed.
The
""^^'^ a n d c o m r a d s h i p ?
You have
princes.
They
finally book h a s a v e r y nice e n d i n g w h e n
a n d so h a v e I. T h e p o w e r of m u s i c it t r u e y o u ' v e h i r e d a p o l i t i c a l s c l e n - G e o r g i o n
is u p l i f t i n g a n d h e a l i n g f o r m u s i c ti,-t f o r a n i m p o r t a n t O C D j o b hfere i nder] u p in -N'e-.v Y o r k in a d i s m a l 'li.s b r o t h e r ' s b u d d y , c r i p p l e d , comerf
in W a s h i n g t o n ? "
i , t h e l a n d m a r k of m o r a . l i t y .
basement
in
(Ireenwicl}
V i l l a g e , U> t h e i r h o m e .
L a n d i s nodded.
T h e character that remains longW i t h Comiinencement not- t o o far i
" I s n ' t it a f.-ict," t h e M i d w e s t I v e r s i t i e s w i t h lavi.sh t e c h n i c a l r e - , e s t in y o u r m e m i i r y , is t i l e ' l i t t l e
a w a y , m e m b e r s of t h e B e l C a n t o |
i rner persisted, " t h a t there are two
C h o i r a r e p r e p a r i n g for tli^s e v e n t , j
|soiirce,s, e x p e n s i v e e i i n i p m e n t a n d f o u r y e a r old b r o t h e r T'lysse-s. K\-p o l i t i c a l s r i e n t i s t s in t h e wru- s e r P l a n s , wl-iich a r e n o t y e t c o m p l e t e d , I
''ar-^-e l i o e s ' n g f n e i l i t i e s .
| ei-.^ (liins-. psppeiall>- t r a i n s , -hold .i
v i c e divisiim'.'"
p r o m i s e a c o n c e r t to be given soon i
j W i t h n e a r l y MO schooks n o w a p - l . i s e l n a l i o n for l.n.vsseH. O n e c - ' W h e n
A g a i n T.;inclis n o d d e d .
b y tlie o r H a n i z a t i o n . T h e y e a r l y a- '
; pi-eved fel- w a r ii-.-iniing e o n t i - a e t s . :i tr:iin w a s p.-issin.^- l i e w n v P d t o
•-.New. .Ml-, l.andi.'i," t h e p u b l i c i s t
w a r d s fur t l i e s e m e m b e r s w h o h a v e
thi.s f, a 1- is i-aiiiilly ili.sappearinK. t b e peiTple cm i f a n . i nn one w a v e d
s e r v e d t h e i r foui- ,\-r:tl-s a r e t o be ileiiianded. '•wiicn y e n hin>^ ii.olitica) ' s'H,;;lill.\- neire t l i a u .-l t h i r d ef t h e b a e l i . . -lie is neai-ly " b r n k e n - h t . a r t e d
.sih-nti.-^t.'^.
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a
n
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e.\pec^t
lis
g i v e n t o t h e followin,:.; I . l a n e l i ' e l i j..s-elleels s e ' e e t e d j i ; i \ e
nal en
11 an ..Id .\.-i
w h o ha.^ b o p p e d
tel, E l e a n o r Boelitel, I\allii-,\-n Mraii- !o tell em- |i, .:p!e • c'l'itl VWst th.at I i - e l l i n i e i t tif l i ' s s t h a n
t iidents
• l-rei;-:-iit \ \ a
_tp h i m , -and life
e h e r . H e l e n F e n - r , l.nis ll.-iliii, l . e i s i H ' i ) i.sii'i , |ila,-iim- :iielit-il-..-.-'.'"'
Ul
I T h e i l j s l i - i ) > ' i i l i e n ii-Mw ; p p (
a:^-.:)in be.-mti
for U l y s s e s . T h e
Wi-yty.. En,!jlie J-IIIiol a n d . M a r p o r i e DIG S C H O O L , L T T L E S C H O O L - i l i k e t i l l s :
.. ik J."' I'ull . I'
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l-."ai-i.\- aiiniiiineoment.s ef tlie Ariu:>'. .'^'' - i n . - i
t his b.i.ik s e i i t i ,S lie- ma ,\- e
ll.-n'Ui;i). e n
liieniiKM-'.-.- nC
\ \ ' p - ; Hid ,\'av.v siiec'-ialized fraiiiin.u- |)i-eT o t a l Ajipriivi'd leeulal..- It :s but |-.|- ,-1 t u n e , it
im
( 'hi II us r:.i- t h r e e ' j c n i - s . Dei-- L;iaiMs e.atised eetti-em a m e n : | small
U n i l e r 500
is
an
inspiiin'-;s.-iit i i i i - ' n t a l i s m .
L'S
(lilnon, I t u t h B r u n g a r d
ami .-.llleiie a d l l l i l l i s t r a t e l - s . Tllex- ,L;1IIIII- I
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re.illy wiirlhwbile.
T h e r e still arts
also.
g o i n g , t o tlie ' b i g c o l l e g e s a n d u n i p y e r .-£000:
-20-Mi
good things a n d good people.

WAITING
WITH MUSIC
. S.cotch s i n g e r , H a r r y

'

Tn^.j:Qhii%
^A<3J4

CAMPUS CHATTER

iMik..

flashes of good play but isn't on thia
evening.
The two t e a m s a r e known as
"The Wildcats" . . . (very appropri.-Jte) and the Silver S t r e a k s . .. (a
little faded tonight.)
At t h e half time the "Wildcats"
a r e served oranges cut In dainty
squares by Miss Helen Burgess. After the refreshments and the rest
period a r e finished the game continues and the "Wildcats" win by
a narrow margin.
MOANS AND GROANS
ON CAMPUS

Potter's Chatter

work aJid abots were dlepla^ed bVC'
both team*, but again the rough"
and turiible tactics would frequently
break out and spoil the game. H a m pered by a lack of substitutes, t h e
dorm team could not pull their m e n
when they got too riled up and a s
a result, one fellow lost his h e a d
so badly that he was banished fron»
the game. This ended the game a s
the dormitory team could not finish with only four men a s they ha«i
their hands full trying to etay In
the lead with five mejj.
Let's try to get the two t e a m s
together again and see if they c a n ' t
keep their heads, a s It would be a.
good game.

"Garibaldi" ServellU hasn't much
time for the -women these d a y s because he's working. Must be Jove
—nobody worka unless they are In
love—ask Bricker.
Then we come Into w h a t -was
"the nicest room in the dorm"—
DOTS AND DASHES
I SOMETHNG SPECIAL .
until Bricker moved In.
That's
ABOUT THE CAMPUS
"Young M i l t " . . , the husky lad
right—"Spike-Bar" Lovich's suite.
"There are but a few of us left." from Billtown h a s announced his
Poor "Spike" worked his fingers to
the bone to keep t h e room looking
Said one of the miserable Individu- intended marriage to a lass from
Scranton. A red head no less and
nice fo rDr. North to isee.
Then
als up In the form. "And you know
as h i s , trusted roomie I can say
it." "Boy this place is d e a d " . . . he's making out pretty fair.
Regularly a t the stroke of eight came the Winbur "Windbag". It
we hear heavy breathing, subdued blew things to kingdom come. Now
"I wish they'd take roe pretty soon A FANFARE OF TRUMPETS
cursing, and t h e "honeyed voice" of you may see—anytime of t h e day—
. . .I'm going n u t s : "
Big John Akely the elder of tbej Max Bo. T h a t ' s a sample of the conversa- Coudersport brothers reported to ' T h e boys are now b u r n i n g up the tornado. Young Spike a basketball
tion t h a t goes on in t h e boj-s' dorm. town last Saturday, but no one s a w ! h i l l s and dales hereabout of late, player deluxe, has his h e a r t set on
Of course t h a t ' s not a l l . . . b u t we him as he went Into disguise and i And a t any hour we m a y -xpect a a certain girl basketeer, / but we
hid in the P r o b s t Mansion until his i volcano to erupt from the smolder- .'think ahe faked a n d went by him.
won't go into It any deeper.
I Arnold "Penguin" Bricker — the
However yours truly has, been leave was t e r m i n a t e d . . . A rumor ing rocks.
! s t a r boarder—has been working a t
reachttd
the
ears
of
this
corresponThen
a
t
about
8.58
the
last
s
t
r
a
g
.able to find out the doings and unt h e brick yard on Saturdays. Did
doings of all the lads In the dorm. dent t h a t he w a s incapacitated. I gjer, "Skinny" Cook comes charging you know that, Madill? "Penguin"
wonder
how
or
w
h
y
.
.
.
M
a
y
b
e
Min
'in.
a
s
the
training
school
boys
cheer
Well here g o e s . . .
has been sick for several days and
S t a r t i n g at one end of the hall could thro-w soma light on the s u b - him on and t h e other boys In the probably won't recuperate unle.sa he
iJect.
p
.
T.
R.
also
cheer
for
h
i
m
.
.
.
(they
•we find "Tiny" and "Reggie". It
have already finished their showera gets Bome comfort from his other
seems Johnson and Johnson would : EASTCR COMES EARLY
Via
the
g
r
a
p
e
v
i
n
e
.
.
.
Miss
A
l
i
c
e
'
^
" ^ are going to their nine o'clock landlady downtown. Oh, well, ybii
be a good combination. Something
j don't have to pay board down there.
Kohllepp
received
a
bouquet
from
I^'^**®-'
like t h e advertisement you read aBrick. No light bill, either.
Two
mornings
a
week
Brothers
bout. Not expecting one so soop iBill, and is Immediately serenaded j
I " J . Dorsey" Allesandro lives right
a r e you Reggie? "Tiny" seems to iln t h e dining haJl by her "frienda". i ^ ° * * * ' ' * ' Miller, and Larkin have •next door with "Commandb" Jim
the "glamoi-" in the pool and the
have grabbed on to a Cook. Can ! A C A M P U S MYSTERY
i
N«iti«s Imprinted
cursing
Is not nearly a s subdued as Peet. Joe always h a s the right pitch
she cook!
Wow!
1 ^Vho was the fellow seen w a l k - j t h e fellow's periods. Diirlng the on that sax and he's no piker when
Up the haU we find Mfiler and I Ing with a little girl last fall? R e - . ^ ^ ,,^^^8 of t h e course Bros. Mlll- 'it comeg to "pitching TVOO" either.
If Yoa Like
Potter. Boy .what a ecoop! We 'member the loyal trainman w h o l e s ^nd Larkin have t h e girls and You guessed it—M. K. Johnson Is
find t h a t Miller waa a p r e t t y sick .phoned the report In and the w a y ; t h e worda i s . . . " I s n ' t t h a t Miller a u.suaJIy on the receiving end.
boy for a -week. He Juet couldn't :one of our "boys" became quite brute but Jim's nice he lets us fool
J i mused to get around quite ofget along -with anyone. Ask hia chagrined when accosted by t h e around."
ten with E. Davis," b u t t h a t night
roommate, he knows. Then came the local authorities. Lets hope there | Then after Miller tires of such turn isn't so good^—especially for a
d a w n . . . N o he w a s in early every lis no reoccuranoe of such a nature. !tajk he reports to Mr. Bossert t h a t "Commando".
'
Wte. A certain beauty came back,
"Quit giving me t h e geiker"—famaybe he (Mr. Bossert) should
T H E INVALID RETURNS
and so did Miller. . . t o win by one
"Young iJBOiia" returns to school l e a c h them for a few -weeks and mous slogan of S a m m y Brazinski,
full length.
after her oon-valescence a t home. take the tongue lashing for awhUe. an d"Red" Sanzatto. They're from
Now t h e n for P o t t e r . . . ?
It eeems t h a t some people are en- S . .O. .O Brother Bossert takes over t h e coal region and you sure c a n ;
Yo!
Big " E " . . . t h a t ' « r i g h t . . .
Guafstnieed Forever
tell I t W h e r e they dig up ail tbe
do-wed with weak constitutions eithElmer Huggler. "The Johnsonburg
Geiker Is beyond everyone.
i
er from heredity or other souroeis.
F l a a h " . . .still going with Gladys.
(•FTKB Paere ThrM)
" J u m b o " Renne—the "Pittsburgh
We all hope t h a t the young lady J
"Where's Mother D r y r '
Oh,
Playboy", rooms alone. He won't
In
question
ks
able
to
hold
up
till
I
tafee^x
a
cold
shower
eveomorning
there she Ls, washing the coflfce poti
I now. Is It voluntary?
Or don't be playing around much after S^s- '
ai,d cup,-! out BO E l m e r can have '•the end of the semester.
lyou have any choice In t h e m a t t e r ? ter though. Name him "Jumbo Jr." j
H (lip of Java before he goes to bed,, A GRAND BAZZAR
1
, .,
.
I Cadet Jim Corson tried to scare bis will you, Renne?
Hig "Tippy" Larkin wings the: A «hrm whistle, a lufity lunged; ,„^tr„^t^r the other day by putting
Ismf/ fAf J/jri,T:;g jajaa^pgaaif..iSaia2SEt5LC2£^.«Ji!us S a £ l S ° y J . - a , ^
.mto a pow.er. dive and
"(Jeb" Servelli. Here's ho-w it goes! hia mLstress, the Dean. T h a t is thej^^^ijing ^ there. We think he sucTen per cent of yoor Ineome
Ten thousand gobs laid down settlng for .aoniethnlg new and dlf- 'needed,
TIMES SQUARE
g ^ hi War Bonds will help to
their swabs to lick one sick Marine, ferent on c a m p u s . . .a girls b a s k e t - i c a d e t Wm. Dunlap is going to
build the planes and tanks
Lock Haven
1 hear Tip sings other songs too ball game . The whistle blows and buy a Mickey Mouse watch so he
that ivfll insMre defeat of Hit
. . . y o u k n o w . , , ] o v e songs.
Rooney
shouts
O b s t r u c t i o n ! ! . . . will know when to come down on
W h a t the devil Is that. It looked,his solo flight. Don't get loat Bill.
IN MEMORIAM
like hackhig to me.)
T h e g a m e i ^ a v we make an apology to the
Your humble scribbler has been goes on and the girls push, shove, l^lrl^ of the school for awakening
here four years and has sM>n high and take numerous shots, usually to them every morning a t six. You
WE SERVE
YOU SAVE
a n d lo-w points In college life and
no avaU, Zubler Is "on" tonight and jy^.^ , „ i „ j glrLs—or do you?
t h e College Times but now we have
tosses them through. Binder shows] Anyone who wishes to see a 2S0
reached a new low In C h a t t e r -writand the poor gals a r e really getUng y ing. T h e "I^IW" of them all was
"Blafj)" ISoF^^j^na
hia wlso quips put through their pace«. The first ^ . g ^ p ^ g^ to the front of the
ftnd I grueea^SlBrdbird Toting •»«« niornlng they were so tired t h a t ^ ^ h o o l - t h e Cadeta have to be in
SHOES AND HOSIERY
a b o u t n e x t '1tf*)Ilne, so I don't feel half of them went to bed r a t h e r , t ^ o l r quarter* by 3 2 midnight and
than crawl around the rest of t h e . t h e rush Is terrific,
loo bad.
«
day. Al! in aU t h e program Is go- j ^ ^
^^tend congratulations to
Well, these a r e hard times and mg well and the instructors and ,..Q,.„„„^l<,„p., j^i„lga,j, a„d ^re glad
NEXT TO WARD'S
things a r e rationed BO we will bave students a r e to toe complimented j ^ ^
him out of his oage.
t o get t o prejw some-way so I guess for the work they a r e acoompUsh^^ ^ope this column bring* you
Leek Haven, Pa.
Til m a k e a stab a t it.
"^'
jail eome enjoyment a s we have
tried to m a k e It intereetlng to t h e .
Want*
Laat
Foo-nd
{Cadets and Studont« of Lock Haven j
Bfleker
Madill
^'adda
Ooll^s-e. See yx>u later, gang.
I
Pottir
Sleep
X Red Head
Larkin
Sirlieh .Plgwie
A gal who ca'B ooojt
Servelli
remple
Joan Cook
Lox4ch
Jo-wwr-Zu ber-J6 JOe
Lots of dough
Dry
i'oloe
W e Oan't Tell
fJUggUsr
?___^
A RevoIatioB in tlie
Gladys
Sansatto
3i-unette
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