COLLEGE
TIMES

Visitation Committee
Studies Our P r o g r a m
Vol. 24

Students Attend
T' C. Presents U. S. Marine
Conference
Corps Leaders' Course In Mexico
Siinultaneous with the annoimcenient that the L'nited States .Marine Corps has reactivated Platoon
Leaders Classes at many of the
nation's accredited colleges and
universities, it was announced that
Marine Captain .Michael I). Benda
will visit State Teachers College,
Lock Haven, Pa., March 27, 11)47,
in the interest of Marine officer
procurement.
Marine Platoon Leaders Classes
a r e open to freshmen aa well as
.••(ophomores and juniors. Students
selected for the program are enlisted in the Marine Corps Ileseive
(Inactive). As reservists, they are
subject to call to active duty only
during- a state of National Emergency, unless they request such assignment. Although a state of National Emergency now exists, only
those who volunteer are being called to active duty.
Members attend either one or
two, six weeks periods of summer
military training at Marine Corps
Schools, Quantico, Virginia, located on the Potomac Itiver, thirty
miles south of Washington, D. C.
Students enlisted when freshmen
or sophomores attend two summer
training periods prior to graduation while juniors attend only the
advanced summer training period.
No military training is required
during the academic .vear of enrollment.
F r r l.'ie first summei- trainingperiod, students are -Marine corporals and are salaried at $00 per
month. During the second period,
they are sergeants and receive pay
at the rate of $100 per month. Ail
platoon leaders are quartered, aub.siated, clothed, and furnished medical attention, and transportation
frorn their homes to the place of
training and return.
After successful completion of
the required periods of military
training and after graduation from
^.ollege with a baccalaureate degree. Platoon Leaders are eligible
for appointments to the commissioned ranks of Second Lieutenants, U. S. Marine Corps Iteserve.
A limited number of graduates may
be commissioned in the regular
Warine Corps.
Itequirements for Platoon Leadera Classes state that students
must be male citizens of the United
States, not under seventeen .vears

Organization Formed
By Penn State
A new organization, christened
"The Penn State Education Doctors," for which only persons with
doctorate degrees from the School
of Education at the Pennsylvania
State College are eligible, includes
President Richard T. Parsons and
five membera of the faculty of
Lock Haven State Teachers College, among Its members. .Members now number 100 and come
from 22 of the country's IS states.
Lock Haven faculty
members
are: Dr. Edna Bottorf, directors of
a r t ; Dr. Marmaret Mercer, profesaor of psychology; Dr. F. Clark
Skelly, professor of science; and
Dr. Charles W. Coxe, professor of
education.
o

No Flower Dance
Well, fellows you'll be able to
go to the Spring Formal, and still
be able to afford that cup of coffee afterwards.
This is the noflower dance of tbe year. In fact,
the first on the campua, in many
years.
No matter, how well your girl,
Hedy Lamai-r, looks with gardenias in her hair, or how well orchids go with Janie's complexion,
remember — i t s thumbs down on
flowers. Any girl coming to the
dance with flowers will be asked
to remove them.
The No-Flower dance, sponsored
by the Junior class, is to be held
April 12 in the girls' gym. Dancing is from 8:30 to 12:00 o'clock.
Let's
see all
of
you
young
ladies and gentlemen there. That
cup of coffee will certainly taste
good afterwards and we'll never
misa those flowers.

of age and not more than twentyfive years of age on July 1 of the
calendar year In which eligible for
appointment.
They must not be
married and must i-emain unmarried until completion of the senlor
course of niilitar.v training.
In addition, they must not be a
member of an.v military organization except the .'^aval .Militia, must
not be eligible for involuntary i
duction under an.v existing Selective Service lawa or regulations
.lunlors must be honoraiily discharged veterans of one of the
United
.\rm6d Seivicea of the
or
reserve
components
States
Students must be phythereof.
sically qualified in all respects for
appointment to commissioned rank

LOCK HAVEN, APRIL 2, 1947

No. 7

Representatives Submit
Reports to Their Colleges;
Three Days Are Scheduled

PHIL.VDELPHIA—.More than 400
young people of high school and
college age, of all races nnd religions, are expected to participate
To Lock Haven has been given
General Education—Faculty: Mr.
in work and study projects spon- the honor of being the first col- Fleming, .Miss Wible, Miss Philips.
sored by the -Vmeriean Friends lege in Pennsylvania to come under Mr. Fromm, Mr. Miller, Mr. Ulmer,
Service Committee (Quakers) in the observation of members of fac- Dr. Bottorf, Chairman.
Studenta:
.Mexico, Europe and all parts of the ulties of colleges throughout the J a n e Thomas Gray, Mary Yerkes
l'nited States thia summer, Clar- state. Thia committee, consisting .\ibert Wolf, Andrew Tocimak.
ence E. Pickett, executive secre- of representatives from Temple,
Education—Faculty:
tary of the Committee, announced Penn State, liberal a r t s colleges, Dr.Professional
Dd. Fountain,
Miss
today.
and other teachers colleges, will Gross,Hutto,
Dr. Rude, Miss Lynds, Mr.
In addition. .Mr. Pickett said study the teacher training pro- MacDougall, Chairman.
Studenta:
nearly 40 Institutes of Internation- gram of thia college and others .\rden Monson, Wm. Graffius, Alice
al Relations, International Service in the state, and will submit re- Yoxtheimer, Louise B^ollmer.
Seminars and Peace Cai-avans will porta to tbe president.s of theae
Student Teaching, Placement and
be sponsored In the United States colleges. The committee wiil apend
by the Committee to stimulate in- three days a t Lock Haven during Follow-up—Faculty: Dr. 55immerll,
Mr.
Vonada, Mr. Thomas, Mrs.
terest In achieving world peace. the week of May 5.
Misa Ullemeyer,
Misa
Thousands of students, teachers
Aside from the atudy of the edu- Graffius,
and other interested persona are cational program, the visitors will Cumming.s, Dr. Patterson, ChairStudenta: Pat Kunselman,
expected to attend these confer- observe all phases of college life: man.
ences.
atudent publications, the cultural Gerald Solenak.v, Caroline Diack,
Richard
Barnhart.
-Mr. Pickett pointed out that tbe program, extra-curricular organizAcademic Curriculum — Faculty:
people who participate in these ations.
To prepare reporta to pre.sent to Dr. Skelly, Dr. Bottorf, Mr. Yost,
service and educational projects do
Students:
so voluntarily, and, for the most the visitation committee. Dr. Par- Dr. North, Chairman.
To our knowledge, there will part, pay their own expenses.
sons has designated faculty and John Lamade. Jack Smawley. Betty
be just two more college dances
Gottshall,
Nora
Walizer.
student
members
of
the
college
as
"Their response Is based on a
this year in which you can hear
to serve tbe social, cultural composing the following commitSchool Plant—F'aculty: .Mr. ZimThe Collegians. The only two that desire
and
spiritual needs of people," .Mr. tees:
merman, Mr. Vonada, Mr. Thomas,
we know about at the moment are Pickett
Committee on Philosophy of Ed- Chairman, Mr. Hunt, Mr. Nevel.
said.
"Our
projects
In
the
the Spring Frolic and the Junior United States a r e designed to cre- ucation — Faculty: Dr. Rude, Dr. Students: Paul Laux, George GalProm. Our off-campus jobs will
understanding between groups Patterson, Dr. Warters, Miss Cur- lery, .Marietta Snyder. Rita Wildefar exceed any which may be on ate
within our country; for those out- tis, Mr. Patterson, Misa Rook, Dr. man.
campus.
Our
periodical
YMCA aide
country it is hoped they Parsons, Chairman, Dr. Zimmerli.
Dances will be advertised tliru' the will this
build iiridges of understand- Students: John P. Jonea, Ruth
local newspapers as usual.
ing and fellowship which will make Beckenbaugh, Mary Drick, FletchOn .March 21, the Collegians will the world secure."
er .Martin, Joe Hutnyan.
journey to Howard High School
Administration and Staff—FaculApproximatel.v
.^0
.Vmei-icans.
to present their musical styles for
ty: Mr. S. J. Smith, .Mr. .March,
a dance there. Bargaining is also through tbe Quaker International Miss C. Smith, Dr. Coxe, Chairman.
under wa.v I'or another dance up Voluntary Service, will join with Students: John
McGuire, P r a n k
there. On Mareh 27, The Colleg- young people from various E u r o - Kamus, Ann Wright, Betty Hanka.
ians will play at a heap hig Elks' pean countries in repairing and reSelection and .Vdniission of Stucommunity
shindig . . . . there will be another building- homes and
I'erhaps the newest aspect of
baiid rimning' competition with us facilities in Finland, Italy and pos- dent.s—Faculty: Miss Holmes, Miss
tliat niiiht on first flooi-. Call it sibly some other countries this Stepp. Mr. Jack, Dr. Warters, Mr. modern education is its emphasis
Schrot,
.Mr.
Sullivan.
(.'hairman.
on Riding the handicapped student
"The Battle of Bands" If you like! summer.
Virginia Raugher, David .Much lias been said and done aljout
The Collegians are proud to anWorkers in Mexico will work in Students:
llarnbart,
Nanc.v
Zimiiierman,
Mar.\the education and re-education of
nounce the signing of the LHHS five communities. The work of the
the soldier, the veteran.
Since
Junioi- Prom contra<'t. LHHS Jun- women's group will Include help- .lane Puderbaugh.
iors are some of our most avid ing in clinics and hospitals, visitGuidance — Faculty: Dr. Mercei-. Pearl Harbor, the Government has
followers, and we're no less en'- ing homes with public
health Dr. Skelly, Mr. Hills. .Mr. Hobba, found that L.TOO.OOO men and wothiisiastic over them than the.v are niirses. teaching in some schools, .Mr. Koons, .Mr. Routch, Miss Spik- men in the civilian population have
over us.
and leading recreation for child- ings, Dr. Warters, Chairman. Stu- some disability constitutine- a bardents: Louise Pike, Robei-t Weaver, rier to their fullest physical and
ST.VCATTO NOTES: Tabby Tyson ren.
economic usefulness.
This means
Sara Yoder, Verna Wheeler.
will be featured as king of the
Men in Mexico will help improve
that for ever.-^' disabled American
skins at the Spiing Frolic . . . school
|-Hcilities
in
a
remote
Indian
soldier
there
are
five
disabled
Have been working on a few nev\' village; in Yautepac, they will
American civilians. Through acciorch's which we think .vou like work
on pi-ojects in public health
dents and illness, or from congen. . . "Who," "Opus No. 1." "Tux- engineering-,
as well as assist in a
ial caiist^s. tills number increa.^es
edo Junction," and . . . take spe- pi-oHram of teaching
illiterates to
b.\- 200,000 every yejir.
Returning
cial note of nalpli Johnson's trum- read and wi-ite.
Yum-Yum.':
.\h,
yes—the
L.S.A.
Gl's
have not Initiated a new
pet In "Chirlbiribin" . . . and some
has
had
their
annual
spaghetti
and
pi-oblem
on
our
campus;
they a r e
In this country, thirteen work meatball dinner. Under tlie direcnew orcbs on the way . . . ".\pril
Slioweia," "South liampart Street camps will be sponsored in 10 dif- tion of the cooks—.lohnny Boob, mei-el\- re-emphasizing- an old one.
Their growing numbers, however,
states.
Projects
include Bob Smawley,
Parade,"
"Hoodie
Addle"
and ferent
Marian
Kratzer. have brought about a huge expunbuilding a two-room schoolhouse Marian
others.
Neimond, J a k e and George sion program of college services
in Grainger Count.v, Tennessee, to Gottshall—all members of the Lureplace the one-room building the theran Student -Association enjoy- for- the bandicapiied. The Federal
community has had
heretofore; ed a delicious dinner at the St. Government and the states have
helping paint, plaster and Improve Johns Paris House on .March 10, organized jointly to restore handicapped veterans and civilians to
the homes of low income families l.ti47.
the highest possible vocational reA musicale was successfully pre- In Chicago and Media, PennsylThe next meeting of L.S.A. will habilitation, and tbe schools h ' v e
sented by Alpha Sigma Tau on vania; screening- houses and privies
with
remarkable
-March 21, from 8:00-10:00 in the for Mexican families living in un- be held .March in, 1947 in the come through
ease and speed. Whei-e a single
Women's Oymnaaium.
Entertain- derprivileged areas in San Antonio, Y.W.C.A. room.
for a handful of "special"
ment was provided by the Bel Can- Texas, and carrying on recreationComment—Let's have more spa- office
students once served a university's
tos, with individual selections b.v al programs in several locations.
ghetti suppers.
needs,
a
coordinated system of ex.Martha Gross, Mrs. .Mcintosh, Mr.
.Vn Interne-in-lndustry
project
pert ps.\'cliolog-ical. vocational, eduHubba, and others from the Lock wiii
be
continued
in
Philadelphia,
cational and medical counseling
Haven -Music Club.
tlirough which students work in an
-V silver offering- was taken, the industr.v, live cooperatively with studying in thia countr.v for seven- and a battery of tests have now
proceeds from which new drapes olher young people, and study ob- week conferences with American been set u]) to aid the \-eteraii. Ciwill be purchased for the social jectively the problems of labor students. With a faculty of ex- vilian students are, of course, g i v pei-ts, students explore tbe possi- en the same services.
rooms.
nnd management.
iiiiitiea of building a
peaceful
The following- committee chairTwo lnterne-iii-(^ooperativcs pro- world.
(Continued on I'a.y- Six)
men are responsible for the success
of
the
niusicale;
Tessie jects will be held, one in New York
Bartges and Betty Hanka, Pro- City and one in Minneapolis, Mingram: Jane Cray, Clean-up: Vii- nesota.
-0<^^
ginia Speaker, Refresliments; Edith
Participants in Institutional SerMachtiey, Advertising; and Fay vice Units work as temporary emBronson, Decorations.
ployees in mental hospitals or reformatoriea while, studying mental
illnesses or correctional methods.
Peace Caravans, made up of four
or five students In each unit, go
to a community, and by using all
CA.MPUS SCHOOL NEWS
Highlighting the campus school t.vpes of educational methods, such
news in a ph.vaieal education dem- as radio, fili-ns. discussion and
groups,
and
newspaper
onstration to be given Tuesday, study
March 25. Grades 5 and 0 will stories, try to stimulate study and
present the program at 11:00 in action on issues of world peace.
the Women's gymnasium.
Third Ten Caravans will be sent out this
and fourth grades will be guests sumnier to communities u-hich have
at the demonsti-ation. Mr. William reciuested their services.
Graffius is planning and supervisNineteen Institutes of International Relations, 12 for adults and
ing the piogram.
seven
for teen-agers, will make
The entire campus school plans
authorities
to attend the college demonstra- available well-known
tion of the physical
education on international questions and domestic affairs as faculty meinbers
class, Friday, April 18.
.Miss Gross, supervisor of the for 10-day conferences on presentday
problems.
second grades. Is planning an allschool assembly; however, no defBetween seven and ten Internainite date has been agreed upon tional Service Seminars will bring
to present the assembly.
together foreign students who are

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EDiTORiAL
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WOULD

Easter Eggs

COLLEGE

TIMES

Kditor's \ot*r:
A n y " l e t t e r s t o t h e E d i t o r " on
p e r t i n e n t s u b j e c t s w i l l he piinl i s h e d in thi.s e o l u n i n .
Dear Editor:
T h i s •-oliiiiill li,-is ])i-i-viousl.\ he.ri
m o r e Ol- less, a coin]!!.-! in t f! p i i r t nu'iit. 'rotl;!,\-, 1 ;ini w r i t inu' l ll'lt e r in pr;ii.^e of ,\otir editor-in u o u r
c-oIU-.u'e liii|n-r, ^•(lMr :i "d .\-or:l s l a l f
li:ivt d o n e a ,-|iJcndid .ii>!i tl-i iiirliont llie .\.-,il-.
I'le.-ise ::ri-e!/ t tilli hla giner.\- l a u r e i s I ]ii-i.--''i t ti 1 , \ - O U ,
\-(iu n o t onl.\- ]i:i\-e in.-ri-as. li t h e
nilJiiln-l- 111' p a y e s , but yoo h a v • l i i - t l e r (iU.-ilit.\- of ai-li(-li s iKlliI i s h i d .
Tile ni-w c o l u n i n s .-idded linvi- inade
tlie papei- m u r e in ti-i est ing a n d i n joyable.
O u r CDI lis.;.- lite is p r e senteil in I ai-ll iinblii-al ion.
I pailii.-uiarly liked t h e i-rirliiun tn t h e
last eilition. Tlii'.\- liav.- « i v e n j e s t
to tlie p a p e r .
T h i s is n o t i>ni,\- ni\ n p i n i o n , h u t
tile o p i n i o n of iiian,\-. Keep liji t h e
uoofi w o r k .
.Silii-ei-Hl>- y o u r s .
A SCII'HdMDUl-;

Why a r e eggs so inseparably connected with E a s t e r ?
The answer is that for many centuries before the birth n . la; re r el-:ditni-:
n t l \ - I r e c e i \ ' e d a l e t t e r in
of Our Lord tlie egg was regarded as a symbol of new life. my m a i l b o x telliiii; nie t h a t t h e
»-olIe,iie
is l i a \ i n g
two-hundred
As such it played an important part in the religious cere(Iiirinn tlie lOaster v.-icafion.
monies of t h e Egyptians, Persian.s, Greeks, Gauls, and Rom- .'-;uests
\ l s o , in t h i s l e t t e r , I w a s told i n o t
ans. With the early Christians t h e egg became the symbol aslved), t h a t t h e x i s i t o r s w o u l d irse
of t h e Resurrection. Many pagan customs were adapted by my r o o m , a n d woulrl I Kindl.x- leaximy bialikel,-.; a t tin- foot ol m y
the Chri-stians in t h e early days of t h e Church.
'led.
The connection between rabbits and Easter eggs is be- T h e a l i o \ i ' w.-is t h e .m-n-ial id'-.-i
t h e leller.
\\'ell. I don't k n o w
lieved to have originated with Germans many centui'ies ago. iiT
a b o u t a n \ o n e el.-^e in t h i s d o r m i One story is that a noble lady of Germany wished to cheer toi-.\-, liut I'm n o t ai-c-i:s!iim, (I lo
up t h e children while their father were away a t war. She le'.tinj;- s t r a n g - e r s use luy pi r s i m a l
pr'ipert>-.
W o u l d an,\- of o u r Cai-decided to hide colored eggs in t h e fields and thickets. On iilty
m e i n b e r s t a k e a sli-.-nyii- imt
Easter Sunday the children were sent out to search for them. of t h e s t r e e t , anil .. At t h e children r a n about, they frightened t h e rabbits t h a t y o n iiia.v i s e m y lioaie l o r t h e e . I w o u l d l i k e t o mi e t s u c h
were in the fields. Often the rabbits ran out from the places a.•nin.c--."'
n i n d i v i d u a l , for I feel s u c h a
in which the eggs were hidden. When t h e children saw this, l u e i l i m ; could o n l y laki- plai-i- uni-e
nothing was more natural than for them to suppose t h a t t h e in a It r e t i m e .
Tills eolii-Mii is m y lio;ae, a n d I
rabbits had laid them.
d o n ' t w a n t a n y o n e usint;- it. 1 a m
At Easter time t h e poor children in England used to t a k i n g e v e r y p r e c a u t i o n a g a i n s l ;
wander througli t h e streets singing. As a reward, the people I b i s i i a p p e n i n g , 1 i ; i n ' t t a k e a l i
y c l o t h i s hojiip, h u t I i-an p u t
gave them colored Easter eggs. Then the children took their m
my b l a n k e t s in m>- irii-iid's 1< i-ker
eggs to t h e top of a hill and rolled them down. The child ovi r in t h e F i e k l Hoii.--e, .My l.ed
will be b a r e an.l w o n ' t h a x e thiwho could roll his egg t h e farthest without breaking it wasSinn
" w e l c o m e " b e l i e v e me.
proclaimed t h e winner. He got t h e eggs of the other childI t h i n k t h e l e a s t a pei-sou can
ren. Tliis is how t h e custom of Easter egg rolling started. do i..; sk p e r m i s s i o n b e f o r e i s s u i n g
rder
especially
whi n p e r s o n a l
Later t h e custom was brought from England to t h e United uiJi-opej-ty
is i n v o l v e d .
States.
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Bi;i"l'IK

SKN'I'KI.IK

nuK-li
I'm s u r e > ou will find
Iileasiire reading- t h e n e w b o o k s
Tlie,\- a r e
a d d e d t o o u r Ii i-ar.\-.
the following.
F r e e d m a n , .\'ani-\- a u d H iu-i!i<-t-.Mrs. M i k e .
T h i s novel is iinmt
•I s i x t e e n . \ e a r old ,t:ii-l wlm \\:i,s
s e n t from B o s t o n t o t h e w i l d s n
w e s t e r n C a n u b - t o lixe w i t h .-in
u n c l e to re<-over ln-r h e a l t h .
Hire
s h e m e t a red-i-o.it.-il .Miii'ntcd P o l i c e m a n .-md soon b e c a m e .Mr. Mike,
.•-:iie found t h a t b i i o m i n g J l r s . M i k e
s h e h a d at;ri i-d t o live in a sav.-i.t;-.
w i l d e r n e s s . a n .-ilnmst
Ulimapied
cKiiallse ol' f o r e s t .
lndi;ins, \\iiil
.-inimals. epiib inics a n d f o i e s t I'iris
w e r e pi-oblems s h e h.-id t o face a.-well a s iiiakinL; a lionie a n d c a r i n g
Ol- h e r t w o lialiii s.
A\:'ll T h i s is tlie stoi-\' of f..\-nian Cuiivcrsi', ,\-ouui;-est of tliri-e ' n n t l i ' - j s
a n d h i s ne.gro rrieiid l-:as,\- W i l l i a m s . '|-'hese t\\ (I !.;rew u p a s lirotiiers
sharinge \ peri- m i s
(ro
i h i l d h o o d to a i l u l t luiml.
Lyman
w a s a n iii;m ina r i\-e s e n s a t i \ ' e cliiiii
w i t h a fee] I'm- ])oetr.\- a n d a iii ef!
to e x i i r e s s it. H e \v a s s e n t t o coli.-K-e to follow- t h e hi s i n c s s of iii.-.:
t'athir. but was later taken out
liecause his l a t h e r t h o u g h t L y m a r
w a s w a s t i n g h i s t i m e on poeti.\
a n d g i l l s . W h i l e a t c o l l e g e he m c :
heaiitilul
Isabel
Holliroiik.
}U)v
i h i s yiuni^- i-oii|iU-. m a d l y in l i n i
.''oiiglit aj^ainst tlie d o m i n a t i o n oi
an a m b i t i o u s m o t h e r on o n e sid.t
a n d -I w r a t h f u l d i s a p p o i n t in,^ f a t h e r on t h e o t h e r , will t o u c h t h e
hi'-iit of e\ er,\'one w h o u n d e r s t a n d s
lii\ e a t a n e i riy a ^ c
l'iiteriiie>-i-r, L o u i s ( e d ) — . \ Ti-i ishi-H of Lai iihli-r.
'i'lii,.! hook is a
TIKI iiage viiliime c o v e r i i g tin- i i i t i r e Iield of liniiiiir. T h e i e i-re si-:e.-lions r r o m ti|.- i - n a m of l-;imlis'
ill! -Nmi'i-icMii ii;im'il"ius
wrii.rs
a,^ l-leni-hley, l l o l i m - s . i l i l l i e r t , \-a,-i|i
Sanil>H;i-«, S a i i r . a n . •rillK-hir. T w a i . i
a n d man.v o t l i e i s .
T h i s book is a
u r e - t m o r a l e b u i l d e r w Iv u feelin-;
d o w n in t h e d u m p s .
S t e i n b e c k , J o h n — 'I'ln- W a y w . i i
!i.s.
T h i s s t o r y Is b a s e d o n a
•|>'1> III lieiipii- ridillL; in a b c s
r i v r i i h.v an Anierica n i:a-d .Me,ic a n . On t h i s b u s w e luei t .Vui i.ia.
t h e w a i t r e s s , w h o left h e r j.ib li,
s e e k love a n d f a m e ; Mr. a n d .Mrs.
P r i t c l i a r d w h o a r e on a lu.di.^a
with their contemptuous and m u
rotic daughter, a n d many
people
that we meet d a y after day. There
..; nn pvi-so'i on t h i s b u s w h o I.-J
n o t o r d i n a r y o r f a m i l i a r by t h e
n a m e of C a n i i l l e .
T i n y w a v e s oi
s e x i n c i t e u i e i i t siiread from
io-i.
S h e is A'enus, a w a r e of h e r un
happy charm, unwilling to exerc i s e it, a n d u n a b l e t o a v o i d it.
E v e r y o n e is d i s t u r b e d b y h e r b u t
J u a n C h i c o y . T h e b u s is w r e c k e d
on a h i l l s i d e r o a d , n o s h e l t e r , a v a i l able a n d no possible r e s c u e until
morning-.
By this time each per
s o n a l i t i ' , e a c h c h a r a c t e r h a s . comi
o u t of i t s s h e l l .

ohsej-ved in a n c i e n t B r i t a i n
A new r a m jet motor travels a t 1500 miles an hour. A alieen
s a geufei-al f e s t i v a l , it w a s p r o b greater rate is predicted. A few handfuls of fissionable ma- a b l y n o t u n t i l t h e b e g i n n i n g of t h e
terial wipe out two large cities. Even more devastating wea- ixtli c e n t u r y t h a t t h e m a k i n g of
\ p r i l - f o o l s hei-aiue a c o m m o n c u s pons are reliably reported. The speed and power of the world .lom.
In S c o t l a n d , t h e c u s t o m w a s
we live in are appalling. The most terrifying examples of k n o w n a s " h u n t i n g t h e g o w k , " ( t h e
this speed and power are new. They are not the achievement c u k o o ) a n d A p i i l - f o o l s w e r e " . \ p r i l
gowks."
of a century, nor of a generation, b u t of a decade or less.
The .fet motor and t h e atom bomb, because of their dra•Alore t h a n t w o njillion w o r k e r s
matic character, are known to all who can i-ead or hear. They w e r e d i s a b l e d d u r i n g 1946 b y w o r k
tipify a new and fast-moving age. But t h e physical sciences injurie.s. T h e e s t i m a t e of t i m e lost
have been pushed forward as rapidly on many other fronts. fi-om w o r k b e c a u s e of t h e s e i n j u r ies conies t o n e a r l y 17 niilllon day.s.
The same brief span of time has witnessed t h e development of political and economic ideologies that have even
greater significance for t h e future of mankind. They have
already wrecked monetary systems, erased boundaries and
dethroned kings.
It is unrealistic for any nation of t h e globe to assume
SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA
that it may be protected by a sea-wall of isolationism from
the backwash of these pi'ofound political and economic
changes, or that it is vouch-safed freedom from a rising tide
will hold a
of alien ideals that can utterly destroy its own way of life.
The world we live In is in the grip of scientific and ideological revolutions. Their inventions and innovations differ
from each other in t h a t some are a threat and others a promise to civilization. They all have one thing in common, the
speed with which they have come about.
No one of these movements will wait. Scientific knowon
ledge is feverishly advanced in laboratories around t h e
world. America can easily lose its leadership in scientific
achievement unless it seeks and trains those who can maintain it.
,
Political faiths hostile to democracy crowd their way
into t h e legislative halls of nations, or fight their way to
supremacy thru bloody streets. There is no reason to believe
In a Storeroom on
that they will not fintl beachheads in the United States. The
dignity and woi'th of t h e individual human being which is
the basic tenet of t h e American way cannot be saved except
thru t h e intelligent home defense of a vigorously American
citizenship for which the basis is laid in the American
schools.
KEEP THIS D.ATE IN MIND!
That defense must be built now. There is no time to
quibble over t h e reasonable cost of education. There was no
quibbling over t h e cost of radar, carriers, or superforts in
the late war. To quibble would have been to lose lives and
BARGAINS FOR EVERYONE ! !
perhaps victory. There is no less a t stake in t h e issues of
peace. A i^eople who can pay for a war can pay to keep antl
improve what they fought for.
"
''too

RUMMAGE

SALE

April 12, 1947

Main Street

Sigma Sigma Sigma
T h i ' annu.-il
Founder
Ma-- I.I
Simiia S i g m a 1.^ ,\jiril :
Foiinde r ' s l ) a \ ' is c e l e l i r a i c d
ii-h yeiir
witli
til','
traiHtioiiil
i-erfiaoiia i
balliilii'l. T h i s ,\e.-ii- .Mjilia Hhn lri>beeii h o n o r e d ]iy a sp, eial i n \ i t . ' i tion from t h e Tittsluirjili chaii'i-j
to be i t s g u e s t s a t i b i ' a n n u a l b a n ijlM^t on l-''oiinil. r's |ia,\-. Tin. i-..],.I l l a t i o n will he held in t h e ilid'-l
Koosi'\-elt in l ' i t t . . d r ' r u h .
KleoHoii of o r r t e e r a
Tile offlci-rs e l e c t i i i to s e r v e ni-Nt
y e a r for t h e -\lplia I'.lii) C h a p t i- ..r'
.Si.uina .Sigma Sliiuui a r e .as folliiw,-:
President,
Myi-tle
Stabler;
WrtI ' r e s i d e n t , Hi-tty I.,origan: I t e r o r d i n g .Sei-retar>-, H e l e n Kin,t;-: Cnr'-e,--p o n d i n g S e c r e t a r . v , Dorotb.\- ii'l.t'-lie r : a n d T r e a s u r e r . Clarion ()\\,ii,a n d a s s i s t a n t , P a t r i r i a l>ale.
'I'he D a t e ; 'I'he ' r i m e ; mill t h e Plac*.
:\Iarch 2nd w-as a b e a u t i f u l d-iy.
The
earth
w a s blanketed
with
s n o w . E a c h l i t t l e t w i g w a s p!-i,\'in.n- host t o m o r e t h a n i t s sb-tre or"
beaut>-.
The trees
a n d bedjic,--.
liea\->- \\-ith t h i s s p a r l v l i n g c o v e r ,
lii'ut to f o r m d e l i e a t e P a t t e r n s or^
r.\-a m-sceii t l a c e s .
X a t u r e w a s infleid being- o s t e n t a t i o n s .
Everyone
Ie)t t h e ur,i;-e t o t u r n to t h i s g l i s t e n i n g pla.i-:i-)-i)i nil a n d enjo>- its
placldness to t h e fullest.
S i g m a , Sii;iu.-i, S i g m a b a d p l a n n -li a b a r b e c u e p a r t y a t t h e n a t uralist cabin tliat evening; a n d , a l t h o u g h t h e y w e r e h o p i n g , weathf-iconditions would be tolerable, th. y
w e r e n o t e x p e c t i n g so spe<-ial a
f a v o r f r o m t h e " d e a n " of w e a t l n r .
W a l k i n g up t o t h e c.-ibin a n d . i i vIsagiuK- t h e I n c r e d u l o u s b e a u t y nf
the pale m o o n l i g h t on t h e g l i s t e n ing snow made t h e entire cvinin-,
c o m p a . r a b l e to a v e n t u r e i n t o MI- ,.;
mythical dream world.
\ e w I'led.u-ex
T h e d a y t h a t t h e b i d s no o u t IHr
n e w pltd.Lies is a l w a y s a d a y o r
c a n . r a n t i c i p a t i o n f o r a n y activ:*
soroi-ity m e m b e r .
Itealizing that
receiviiiK a bid f r o m S l m u a Sis-i:';i
Sigiiia w o u l d be a m o i - e . t h a i i ro:iip l e m e n t a r y t o aii,\ g i i l , ' t h e n e i n l)i-rs i-hn...,. w i t h g r e a t dIsi-repam-.\thnsi- g i r l s
whom
the.vdei-inef
worth.\- of r e c e i v i n g - t h i s honi.i-.
Those
!4irls
wlio
w-ere
Jlli-diifd
were: Winifred Swoyer, Ethel C a n w-right, l--:neen C h a r t o n , C l i r i s t i n Low JOS, a n d L o u i s e H a c k ' n l m r g h .
()n
Wednesday
evening
thes.K i l l s w e r e w e l c o m e d i n t o .Sitci.,a
.Sigma Sig-nia w i t h ail tlie t r a d i tion.-il c o n g e n i a l i t y of , \ l p h a Itho'-hospitality.
.\ s i n e r e weh-oi, p t,,
t h e n e w p l e d g e s w a s e x t e n d e d bv
all t h e nienibers.
—o

Pi Kappa Sigma
On T'>iday, M a r c h
1 I. t h e Pi
K a p s held a s h o r t b u t I m p r e s s i v e
ribbon pledging ceremony for o u r
new
Freshmen
member,
Joanne
Schultz.
P e f r e s h n i e n t s w e r e sei-ved a t a p a r t y a f t e r t h e c e r e m o n y .
On S u n d a y e v e n i n g , J l a r c h Ifith
t h e P i K a p s h a d a big- p a r t y a t t h e
Naturalist
Cabin.
-Vpproximately
fifteen couples a t t e n d e d t h e social
meeting.
There w a s dancing to
records and also radio p r o g r a m s to
listen to. A w e i n e r roast a n d a n
o u t d o o r s i n g t o p p e d off t h e p a r t y .

Junior Prom
April 12
The Junior Prom also titled t h e
" X o F l o w e r P a n c e " w i l l b e held
S tin-day e v e n i n g A p r i l 12 In t h e
girl's gym. The orchestra music
will h e f u r n i s h e d b v t h e Collesi-ians.
a n d danciPK- will b e c o n t i n u o u s
from e i g h t - t h i r t y to midnight.
:\nke F l a n a g a n a n d Jean Cuinniinas are Co-chairmen and have
n a m e d t b e followine- c o m n i l t t e e s .
Clean-np
:\lary Y e r k e s
Invitations
lane Cray
Pecorations
loe L o n g
Refreshments, JIarletta Snyder
I^ooi'
Myrtle Stabler
Publicity,
Maryagnes Cardner
T h e J u n i o r P r o m w i l l he t h e l a s t
f o r m a l d a n c e of t h e y e a r w h i c h
will he o p e n e d t o a l l s t u d e n t s n t
the college.
The date again —
A p r i l 12 a t S:.-!il p. m .
•\t one. t i m e it w a s t h e m a n w h o
w-oiried m o s t a b o u t h i s w a i s t - l i n e .
.\i-i-iirding
to t h e E n c y c l o p a e d i a
Britanniia. Cretan men artificially
c o n s t r i c t i - d theii- w a i s t s t o t h e size
of s m a l l ho.x-s'. a p p a r e n t l y b y w e a r in c l i g h t b e l t s of m e t a l .
•Ob, w-iti-r is t h e h e s t of d r i n k s , '
^o a l l t h e s a g e s s i n g ;
It lieing f l e e , I n o w l u e l i t i n k s .
I'll h a v e s o m e of t b a t t h i n g .
W b i l . m a n c a n live 10 d a y s w l t h m1 food lu- c a n n n t li\:e m o r e t h a n
' o u r da.vs w i t h o u t w a t e r .

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THE

COLLEGE

Page Three

TIMES

IT SEEMS TO ME
By FRANCIS HARTZELL
W i t h all e v e r ine re'isitr-; .~p e,l
t h e n a m e of Lock l i a v n h a s b e . n
KiovviuK in a l i c i r c l e s o u t s i d e o u r
eity Hmits.
Hut for our convenience let us s e e h(tw I.ock H a v e n ' s
n a m e h a s been eirctila ted b e c a u s e
of t h e l o c a t i o n of t h e S t a t e T e a c h e r s ColleMc.
In m y s h o r t .aeMUaintaiice w i t h
t h i s i n s t i t u t i o n , 1 h a v e s e e n it h e r al rhe earl.v 'lUl's tr> i t s e s t a b l i s h m e n t
in Wrestlinjj; a n d f i a s k e t b a l l of t o da\-.
I Jut i n t e r n i t t e ? i t ly w e h a v e
a l s o t u r n e d o u t fine p i e c e s of w o r k
in L i t e r a t u r e .
D a l e (H nis t e a d . ' \2
w o n t h e H a r p e r s Maya?;ine a w a r d
in r i - e a t i v e W r i t i n g in ' 1 1 . .Music
H Iso w a s in t h e l i m e l i g h t a r o u n d
I !i;iS o r :i!t w h e n D o r o t h y Tfeller
m a d e " W h o ' s W h o in A m e r i c a n
Colleges."
So u p to n o w it iias been j u s t
i n d i v i d u a l s o r g r o u p s of i n d i v i d u a l s w h o h a v e k e p t t h e n a m e of
[^o<'k H a v e n S t a t e T e a c h e r s Coll e g e a l i v e . B u t , a.s if a n e w o r d e r
h a s s e t in, t h e t r e n d i s c h a n g i n g .
In e v e r i n c i e a s i n g n u m b e r s 1 h a v e
h e a r d people t h r o u g h o u t t h e s t a t e
r e m a r k ahout Lock Haven from a
new angle, Kducation.
Yes, Kduc a t i o n . Ot c o u r s e oui- b i g g e s t c u r T'iculuni is P h y s i c a l E d u c a t i o n , b u t
it is s t i l l E d u c a t i o n . W e a r e b u i l d ing a name here a t L o c k Haven a s
having" o n e of t h e f i n e s t P l i y s i c a l
K d u c a t i o n s c h o o l s in t h e E a s t .
P.ut ] find o u t , f r o m a l i t t l e
snoojiing, t h a t we a r e just beginning.
T h a t , d u e to a s h o r t a g e of
e ( | u i p m e n t , w e h a v e n ' t b e g u n to
hit o u r full s t r i d e in t h i s b r o a d e n i n g field.
I a m told t h a t in five
yeai-s L o c k H a v e n will r a t e second
to n o n e for c o m p l e t e , c o m p e t e n t ,
a n d t h o r o u g h c o u r s e s in H e a l t h
and Physical Kducation.
Xo l o n g g o e s , biit o n e l i t t l e i t e m r e m a i n s .
T h a t i t e m is t!ie g i a d u a t e s .
They

too m u s t c o n t i n u e t o s t r i v e for
Lock H a v e n a f t e r g r a d u a t i o n by
a | ) | ) l y i n g t i i e i r t a l e n t s to t h e i r I'ullest extent.
T h a t is t h e real p a y off.
T l i a t is t h e r e a l proof.
In cdosiuL; I w o u l d like t o p a s s
t h i s l i t t l e s l o r \ (PU to you a s proof
of ni.\
iMe\ i o u s s t a t e m e n t s
tbat
Lock H a v e n is a l l o u r l*hysical
I'M u c a t i o n .
The
other
evening
w h i l e a p i j r o a c h i n g t h e ma in step.y
by t h e w e s t win;; of t h e f l r i v e w a y .
I cliaiiced upon ri love tT-\st in t h e
s h a d o w s on c a m p u s .
I couldn't see
l h e m , a n d if t h e y h a d n ' t b e e n t a l k ing
I w o u l d n e v e r h a \' e k n o w- n
the.v w e r e t h e r e . H u t a s I p a s s e d
I could, a d m i t t h e b i l l i n g a n d eotii n g . h e a r a m a s c u l i n e v(dee a s k .
••lio\\ 's a i i o u t fl l i t t l e con11 act ion
a n d r e l a x a t i o n of t h e ( h b i c u l a r i s
<»risV" AVell t h a t j u s t a b o u t s t o p ped nie. So chetdvin^ I f o u n d t h a t
t h e <»rhicularis <»ris a r e t b e m u s c l t'-s t h a t eiici r c l e t h e m o u t h a n d
111 n o t i o n a l 1,\- d r a w t h e lips togethei-.
W e l l ever.v m a n t o h i s o w n l i k i n g ,
h u t for m e it is s t i l l e a s i e r t o sa>'

You Asked Me!
By BETTIE

SENTELIK

MUSIC NOTES
S p r i n g is coming-—trrj la. ti'a 1,H.
. \ n d .so a r e t h e Bel Cantn.s, h e r e ,
t h e f e , a n d evei">'\\'lier.' t-]sf.
.March 11, t h e R i r l s f^iive a v a r i e d
inii.sical m o g r a n i
a t t h e .leise.v
.Shore H i g h S c h o o l t o a ver.v a p preciatice audience.
Hesldes t h e
.songs Sling liy t h e e n t i r e g r o u p ,
T e s s l e liartge.s a n d M a r t h a Cros.s
.sang- " . \ l y H e r o . " T h e s o l o s w e r e
".Smoke G e t s in Y o u r lOyi's" s u n g
by T e s s i e B a r t g e . s , " T h e D e s e r t
S o n g " liy .]o L y n , a n d " T o o Ua L o o
r t a L o o l i a " hy ,I\ian Y n n . I ' a t
B o o d l e a n d P e g g y S u ope did t h e i r
s p e c i a l t y n u m b e r . " P u t a l o e s in t h e
Oven."
T h e .Masons w e r e e n t e r t a i n e d o n
.March l.'i, w h e n t h e g r o u p sangsix s e l e c t i o n s . ".Ml t h e ' I ' h l n g s Vou
A l e " w a s d i r e c t e d liy I ' e g g u .Swi)i)e.
a s t u d e n t directoi-. l i l c h a r d f o i l i ver w e n t with t h e g i r l s a n d thrilled t h e a u d i e n c e a n d t h e Bel C a n t o s
w i t h " O l d Man l l i v e r , - a n d " W a t e r
P.o.v".
F o r a n e n c o r e . I'cg S w o p e
and P a t Bodle were asked to " P o t a t o e s In t h e <_»ven" whii-h is I'ast
becoming popular.
'I'he Bel C a n t o s will s i n g on t h e
m o r n i n g o t t h e lilst in .Vssembly,
and a t t h e Alpha Sigma T a u Music a l e t h a t evening-. .Monday, i l a r c h
'24, t h e y will p r e s e n t a n o t h e i - p r o g-i-am ol' s o n g s t o t h e P r e s b y t e r i a n
.Men's r ^ r o t h e r h o o d .

W h a t do you dislike most a h o u t
T. C ?
B u s Shanei"—Tiie f u s s i n e s s s o m e
faculty teachers make about excused a n d unexcused cuts.
They
w o r r y more a b o u t t h e fellow's cuts
W h a t is a tlieme','
*N0, MISS TYLER, THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE IS NOT "WHAT
t h a n t h e y do a b o u t t e a c h i n g t h e i r
is it a topic to w r i t e a b o n t ?
courses.
ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT'."
Or
is it a n a s s i g n m e n t t o k e e p
Walter Zurowski—"1 'articipatinu
>ou
f r o m g o i n g out'.'
in v a r s i t y s p o r t s a n d n o t g e t t i n g
I'll tell you w h a t it is.
e x t r a credit."
all t h e t r o u b l e .
Suchleniy
there
It is perplexil.\', c o m b i n e d w i t h
U u t h i e S c l i a e f f e r — "I
dislike
w a s a n e x p l o s i o n , a larg^e puff of
dexterity
freshman restriction.s. Roy! W a t c h
s m o k e a n d before Alladin
could
W i t h a d a s h of h u m o i - pi H.'S a
m y spet-d w h e n I'm a s e n i o r . "
s a y d o K - b i s c u i t , t h e r e w a s t h e btMt a s p o o n f ul of e x p l i c i t n e s s
KM nor W i n d o m — " S c h o o l s p i r i t . "
;;est m a n b e b a d e v e r s e e n .
He
Add a d a s h of d e t e r m i n a t i o n —
.Milt P o t t e r — " T h e a m o u n t of
w a s a t l e a s t t e n feet tall, w o r e a
Then go out and g e t yourself a n
work (outside)
I'or a one
hour
towel around his head and had a
aspirin.
course. S o m e t h i n g should be done
bii; s\\ (ud d a n y l i u K from h i s belt.
a b o u t it."
Alladin's first impulse w a s to be
By J O E HUTNYAN
looking a t said individual from beS h i r l e y Ocitchell — " C o n t i n u a l
griping
gets
me. Sr>me
people
T H K IXX; AM> I'HI-: IKTSH G R X I K h i n d , a s h e r a p i d l y w e n t t h e o t h e r
a r o u n d here gripe a bout
everyT h i s is a s t o r y of a dog" naiTH;'r1 WAV. h u t s u d d e n l y t h e visitm s p o k e .
thing.
F o o d , l e s s o n s , rest r let inns.
••[•Var n o t l i t t l e r:)os-," h e said,
Annflin w h o l i v e d H v e r y iprnominT i l l s h a s b e e n s a i d bef ious e x i s t e n c e in t h e ^ a r h n s e flump "r will n o t h u r t y o u . My n a m e is
t r u e . T i l l s is a good school in c o m I am a
a t t h e s o u t h e r n e n d of t o w n .
Al- S h e i k P a t r i c k ( t ' P a y e .
%^..
parison to some others."
An 1 r i s h fienie, t o b e e x laclin w a s s o p e r s e c u t e d thHt liis y e n i e .
L a u r a S t e i n e s — " I t ' s too n o i s y in
You s u m m o n e d me b y r u b - 0C^
tail a o t i m l l y
srt-w
between
h i s act.
the girl's dorm, particutarly when
leffs.
S n n r l s of " c u r " a n d " m o n - binj4' t h e m a ^ i c l a m p o s t . T a m y o u r
y o u t r y t o stud.\ ."
K r e l " w e r e h u r l e d in liis d i r e c t i o n s l a v e . W h a t e v e r t h e w i s h , it s h a l l
w h e n e v e r b e m a d e his moinin^- be y o u r s . "
Ilita W i l d e r m a n — " I dislike not
visit
to t h e uncovered
warbaKe
iieing n e a r e r home."
T l i i s w a s s t r i c t l y a n a n s w e r to a
CH ns. T h e h u m a n r a c e a p p n r e n t l y C a n i n e ' s pra.\'er a n d A11 a d i n w a s t ICdith Alach tlH\-~"*Lea \ itig it."
had nc» f a i t h in h i s n b i l i l y t o w.-ilk ed n o t i m e in sa>in,u-, "Mr. S h e i k
.Io L y n n — " T h e fact t h a t V i c
for s o m e o n e w a s M I WM .\ S ]\ i c k i n s <)• I >a .\e. m a k e m e f i\'t' ine i ies biji isn't here."
h i m a c r o s s t h e s t r e e t . T;csidt^s t h i s lier t h a n A.jax a n d .L;ive m e a net
•Martha d r o s s — " T h e s q u e a l e i s in
h e s p o r t e d a b o u t f o u r t e e n c o l o n i e s witli a l o n ^ s t i c k . "
t h e s c h o o l , e s p e c i a l l y in t h e g i r l ' s
nt' f l e a s . dividf{l e'(ua 11 \- ;i nion^' t h e
T h e next d a y four d i p s o m a n i a c s
dorm."
v a r i o u s s e c t i o n s f>i' liis a n a t o m y
a n d t h e y j u s t h a d a merr^- t i m e t u r n e d in t h e i r l a t i o n b o o k s , a
X'irginia t-'rancis—'-'I'lie .^anie fi.^h
c h a w i n g a w a \ - at h i s e p i d e r m i s . w o m a n a n d twt} m e n h o u i ; h t t^lasse\ t'i-\ t^'riday."
And t h e r e w a s Ajax, tlie d o m - a t c h - es a n d o n e i n d i x i d u a l r a n tit t h e
K'alie Ho\----"|.-(M.d."
e i . Tt w a s e a s y to s<-e h o w . \ l h i d - ( a m n t y m e n t a l h o m e a n d h e ^ y e d
BELLEFONTE AVE.
. \ n n AX'riuht — '•('o( |..yi;tiis a t
iii d e x c I oped liis in fe riori t \' <'om- a d m i t t a n c e , iTisistin^- t h a t h e \>. a s
n
o
w
qiialified
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m
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m
b
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h
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p
.
Sueli
e\eJ-\- da nee. e s p e c i a l l \ fornia Is."
plex.
w a s the c h a o s t h a t s t r u c k l o u n
.Ifvry P u d e r h a ui; h-—"I h-ow n o s e r s . "
LOCK HA\'EN, PA.
One <^ia>', a s u s u a l , he w a s r a c - wlien A l h i d i n . t h e do,i4- w a s s e n
ing u p atid (low 11 Wiilow
s t r e e t chasin.^' A j a x t h e .1 >oscat(dier w h o
A n n I'uri-an— "S;! t u r d a \ - t d a s s e s . "
u ilh AJax c l o s e b e h i n d , s w i n u i n i i w a s .\-eliinK' s o m e iinusirail\- IIM d
L o u i s e Ha<'ken b e r g - - - - L e a k v - j-adhis n e t to a nrl fro a u d enier^;inK " b l o o d y " m u r d e i . "
ii toi s."
Foi- weel-cs AJn u i t e f it'(]iiently a s a r^al t h r e a t hidin suiin.i; t h e net in h i s t e e t h
to A 11a din's f r e e d o m .
Hut A Ha din a n d liad a ga.\- t i m e h u t e v e n t i i a l l \
!
did h a v e s o m e t h i n g - . t\\(» jiair of t h e c h a r m w o r e oil'.
Alas, fate
"7.0CA: HAVEN'S
feet t h a t reall>- m o \ e d .'"id iie nu-iu- p i a y s no f a v o r i t e s !
Alladin had
a;i-ed t o tnake h i s ;4et--a-w a,\-. T a k - d o n e so m u c h racing- a r o u n d hi
ing: r e f u s e in t h e s h a d e of a fence, c o u l d n ' t find h i s m a t ; i c l a m p o s t .
SHOPPING CENTER"
\
lie s a t , pantin,^• aiid n u d it.'i ted ou
T h e r e m a i n d e r of th is p o o r ;iuit h e d i f f i c u l t life h e w a s forced to
LOCK I I A V K X ' S 1.K.4.UI-VG T H D A I ' I S K S
l e a d . A s if t o m a k e m a t t e r s w o r s e m a l ' s life wa.s s p e n t a-i ubhiu a n d
h i s f)<^-as lie.uau t o m a k e t h e i r p r e s - a-hopin^ b u t unfiu-t una tel\ , Nlieilv
e m e k n o w n , )) ri>iiipt iu^: A l l a d i n to P a t r i c k O ' D a y c a m e n o m o r e .
'rhiir.s4la.\ - r i-ida.% - Satiii-(lii>look I'or a s e r a telling;' i n s t i ' u m e n t .
T h e lesson herein, dear reader
"TWO YEARS BEFORE
He sitied a )am()ost a u d in 0 f l a t of t i ' a s h , is s i m p l e .
He k i n d t o
lilircli 27 - i;-' - 2!l
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1 .Jim .Mani-ey . . . L o e k H.-iven
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e r s J]roved to be t h e elia m))ions in
Lis-n.'lla
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each weight w e i e :
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C l a r e n u e < !i-een, L o c k H a v e n
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B A S E B . \ L L : Since, I d o n ' t h a v e
a n a l l - s e e i n g cr.x s t a l b a l l , w e w i l l
b a v e to w a i t a n d see w h a t t h e
In tlie f i r s t p o s t - w a r .se.'ssion of f u t u r e h o l d s f o r L o c k H a v e n o n
s p o r t s t h e L o c k H a v e n g l a d i a t o r s t h e ball d i a m o n d .
b a d , a n d will e o n t l n n e to b a v e t h e
r e s t of t b e y e a r , a w e l l r o t m d e d
s e t - u p of a t h l e t i c c o n t e s t s .
Let's
look b a c k a few m o n t h s and briefl.v s u n i m a r i z e a few of L o c k H a iM-:\xsvi-\ vxiA's .\iin»oi{'i'
ven'.s aeeoniplishnient?-. in t h e r e a l m
1>K\ KI.OP^rKXT pitfxac \M
of s p o r t s for t b e s c h o o l y e a r of
l!tli;-47.
T h e p r o g r e s s of P e n n s y l v a n i a ' s
KOdTR.VLL: U n d e r t h e K'uidance pi o g r a m Cor t h e d e v e l o p m e n t of
of Coach ,Iaek, t b e R a i d E a g l e s a v i a t i o n I'acilitjeR is c l e a r l y s h o w n
lai-ed a t n i m b e l e v e n g a m e s c h e d - b y t h e f a c t t h a t t h e n u m h e j - of
ule a n d emerg-ed w i t h ."i w i n s , one l i c e n s e d a i r p o r t s in t h e S t a t e h a d
tie a n d .'i lo.-.:ses. W e d i d n ' t h a v e a
r i s e n by t h e f i r s t of J a n u a r y , IfllT.
c h a m p i o n s h i p t e a m , b u t it w a s a
fifibtiiiK
t e a m w i t b t w o of
t h e to 2*!n a s c o m p a r e d w i t h a t o t a l of
T h e lai-gest
sridders
gainingstate-wide
a c - 13!l t w o y e a r s a g o .
c l a i m on t h e a l l P e n n s y l v a n i a e l e v - i n c r e a s e w a s in t h e s m a l l e r a i r en. Tlie.v w e r e .Tohnn.\- lt>-an, a i-iig'- p o r t s (tf c l a s s 1 and clas.s 1-Tt
g-ed bu.\- w h o w a s p i c k e d f o r t h e w h i c h a r e b e i n g e s t a b l i s h e d in t h e
of
Pennsylvania's
t h i r d t e a m g u a r d slot, a n d <;eorge m d g h b o r h o o d
Teufel, fleet-footed
tailback
w h o smallei* c i t i e s a n d b o r o u g h s .
received honorable mention.
I'rivate airports also increased
B . \ S r ' : E T B A L L : U n d e r t h e c a p - i r o m 2'> in l!Mr» to li'A a s of J a n u a
r
y
, HU 7. T h e s e a p l a n e b a s e s in
a b l e g u i d a n c e of C o a c h
Howard
Vost, t h e .Maroon HoopsteT-s w e n t [ P e n n s y l v a n i a n u m b e r i n g !t a t t h e
on to w i n t h e .State T e a c h e r s B a s - c l o s e of HM.i h a v e n o w r i s e n t o a
ketball
cbampirjnship,
^vlnning- t o t a l of Ifi.
t w e l v e o u t of f o u r t e e n c o n t e s t s in
S o m e e v i d e n c e a s to t h e vise b e the teacher college ranks, and h a v ing- an o v e r a l l official i-ecord of i n g m a d e of t h e s e n e w l y d e v e l o p ed f a c i l i t i e s is s h o w n b y t h e d r a l.'i wills a n d 11 l o s s e s .
m a t i c r i s e in t h e c o n s u m p t i o n of
P a u l C o r o n t , a j j i o d u c t of E d d . \ s t o n e H i g h Scho In t h e p e r i o d of .Tune t o
b e r e at T. (". m a d e t b e , \ l l - l ' e i i n - f l y e i s .
s . \ l \ ; i n i a ( ( u i n t e t . :; nd w-as r a t e d a s X o v e m b e r , l!>in, 2,(i 8 7.000 g a l l o n s
nf
a
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a
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o n g a s o l i n e w a s sold in
" o n e of file b e s t .-ill-around p e r C o m m o n wea 1th.
Duidng
the
f o r m e r s on t h e b a s k e t b a l l c o u r t in tlie
P a . " by t h e -Vssociated p r e s s . C o r - s a m e six m o n t h s in 1 !H K t h e t o t a l
o n t f i n i s h e d t h e s e a s o n w i t h a t o t a l h a d r i s e n t o .'),OS7,000 g a l l o n s .
of 3 t 0 point.s, p l a c i n g h i m in t h e
Hnder the appropriation providu p p e r t e n b r a c k e t of h i g h - s c o r e r s .
ed hy t h e 1 0 1 't L e g i s l a t u r e to a id
W l l E S T L I X d : This year's
:\la- t h e i i l a n n i n g a n d d e v e l n p n i e u t of
the
IV'imsylva nia
r o o n w r e s t l i n g stjuad w a s one t h a t locn I a i r p o r t s ,
a n y <-olle,«-e, l a r g e or sm.lll, c o u l d A e r o n a u t i i - s C o m m i s s i o n of t h e D e \\.-ll be i n o u d of.
T b e I F a r o o n p a r t m e n t of C o m m e r c e ha.s a u t h o r the
expenditure
of
nearly
C r a p p l e r s u n d e r t b " e x p e r t g u i d - ized
a n . i - of C t o t b e C l e a r f i e l d Y. -M. C. .\., w h i c h nioi'e t h a n $!t7-i,0(M) to aid in t h e
i n tu!-n w e n t d o w n in d e f e a t in a e o n s t r u c t i o n of a i r p o r t s .
r e t u r n .•ng-ngement h e r e a t Loek
T h e ae! ona utii' d e v e l o p m e n t pi-oHaven.
In llie .Slate 'r.-.-iebers Colb u e l i n a l s a t I n d i a n a T. C , t h e g r a m of t h e C o m m o n w e a l t h b e i n g
Commission
Ti'restlers e m e r g e d
as
e b a m p i o i i s c a r r i i ' d i)ut by t h e
f o r t h e y e a r 1!)I7, w i n n i n g I " u t h a s as its Mini p r o \-id i n g s o m e t \ i i ' '
of a l r i i o i t f a e i l i r i e s for e v e r y iiibai-i
e o n i m u n i t \ ' in t h e S t a l e .
T h e foul- (-h I illlli'ills. S t e v e 1)1'J" he C i i n n n i s s i o n is a l s o n u d e r ,A ii-i,.«linn, ,lhu Maiii-i'N-. 'I'ony V e r ^akill^; io pio\-iile a i r m a r k e i s in
- 1 . and
111.
r llelj-j.-l.
iiili-red
t h , inlei--^!-. 1, 111,- t •ll I 'h'Vrhilld. il,e I'oriri (.;• .-^j-ns w iih l"!li r s I. n
(Ihi.I.
.Ml roiir gi-a|i|ilei-s r.ai-heil l"e. I Iiiuh at h u n d r e d s "\' loeai ioiis
t h e s e m i - f i n a l s b u t o n l y .Maaiev t l l J ' O U . L ^ I l o M . l l h e S t . ' i t e a s a I J i l i d - '
eiiiii-v..d iindelCatert.
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1 I \ i.g. .1 iiio i r . i m h . r thr.-e p o s i t i o n .
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ti.iil-a m e n t .
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a t i v e t b a t is I.IMMI t i m e s sw.-ert h e •inl.\- iiniK-ieaieil i-.Jiu on tlie
• r t h a n can.- sut^ar.
t-aiii.

LH.S.TX. IN SPORTS

Know Your State

COLLEGE

TOIES

Sports Stories
Of the Past
Bv .Il>|

IT.rKIOL

.Jack Lei vi v e i l o n c e p l a y e d for
t h e "Wa-shington S e n a t o r s . H e w a s
a mighty man w i t h t h e bat, but a
b i t s l o w on h i s feet, a n d by no
m e a n s a T r i s S p e a k e r w h e n it c a m e
to g o i n g a f t e r flies in t h e o u t f i e l d .
L e l i v e l t e v e n t u a l l y p a s s e d from t h e
R i g L e a g u e s c e n e a n d , I'oi- a wliilc,
m a n a g e d t h e l.os A n g e l e s A n g l e s
of t h e P a c i l i c C o a s t l^eague.
Most m a n a g e r s a r e w e l l s a t i s f i e d
t o h a v e t h e i r ball c l u b s w i n . Thi^y
aren't
particularly
interested
in
p i l i n g up h i g s c o r e s .
Rut J a c k
was.
He had an al»s(dutely s a d i s t i c
d e l i g l i t in w i n n i n g by t h e most
tremendou.s margins.
Once t h e A n g e l s s e o r e d 1^2 r u n s
on l!ie San K r a n e i s e o Sen Is, a n d
> o u ' \ e n e v e r s e e n s u c h a hapi).\
man as the ex-lug leaguer.
fie
I'airly r e v e l e d in t h a i r u n s c o r i n g
org-y.
i n a l a t e r g a m e Iiis t e a m h u i l t
u p a 3 7-2 lead in t h e e i g h t i n n i n g
a n d p e o p l e w e r e wa I k i n g o n t of
t h e p a r l t in d r o v e s .
Rut Lelivelt,
coaching at third base kept danci n g u p a n d flown t h e line, c l a p ping his h a n d s and shouting.
•"Come on hoys, e o m e on.
Cet
me some runs!"

BASKETBALL NOTES
('oiiKi-atulations to the Hirl's Vars i t y t e a m for t h e v i c t o r y o v e r E l i z a b e t h t o w n ; T h e team played a ret u r n s a n i e h e r e , .March S a n d Ihe
E a s l e s o u t p l a y e d K—town
in e v e r y
(luarter.
T h e f i n a l s c o r e w a s 42:',2. T h i s g a m e t e r m i n a t e d t h e V a r sity basketball season.
The team
w o n f o u r a n d tied o n e s a m e .
T h e m e m b e r s of t h e . l u n i o r ^ ' a ^ s i t y played t b e " V " t e a m d o w n t o w n wliich is eo.-ielied h\- '1'. C ' s
own
"Shorty"
Davis.
The
lii-st
Kanie w a s p l a y e d F e b r u a r . v 20 in
tile ^' c o u r t .
The game was very
fast b u t T. ('. w o n 211-2(1.
When
t h e Y p l a y e d on t h e T. C. c o u r t
tliey lost hy a m e a t e r nunibei- of
point.s 3 1-111.
liitrfi-iiinralM
l-:\-ei>- 'rues(l:i\-. ^ \ ' e d n e s d a \ - ;ind
'I'll u r s d a .\- .-it I t)'elock. an i n t r a iniir.'il pro^^iam h a s been in p r o j i r e s s . .Vll tiiose w b o \vere i n t e i ' e s t ed w e r e aslied to Join one f>f f o u r
t e a m s and captains were elected.
T h e " - \ t o n i i c s " a r e c o a c h e d b.v R a r
I'etei-s: t h e "Shad.\-|ad i e s " b.v I r e n e
l l a i l e y ; B e c k y <.lraliatii, a d a . \ l i o p
is i-aptain of t h e " I ' i e k - u p . "
Tlie
" I J o e k e t t s " a r e n.'inierl a f t e r t h e i r
e a j i t a i n , V i r g i n i a l:oeke.\-.
-Vt t h e
present a round robin t o u r n a m e n t
is behiK- h e l d w i t h t b e s e t e a m s .
'I-'liere a r e r u m o r s s'oing- a r o u n d
that the .\toniies are tbe most powe i f u l t.-am.

orrifiiidiitt- 'I'exts

Lock Haven T. C.
In Penn Relays

Hid .\ou n o t i c e t b e KIII'-S w h o
\vei-e e;ii-i-.\ iii^;- l-tasketball G u i d e s
a n u i i i d w i t h tlieiii o n l l a r c h 15?
Tbe.\- lia\-e been taliiuf^- a refer»'einn c o u r s e iroiii .Miss .Siiiitb a n d
on S a t u r d a y , .March 1."), o f f i c i a l s
T h e Lock H a v e n T e a e l i e r s ('oi- Irom I l a r r i s b u r K - a d m i n i s t e r e d botli
'e i.;e tratdi SfpuKl will open its ] !> 17 .1 w r i t t e n a n d a p r a c t i c a l t e s t to
s e a s o n w i t h an i u t r a - s c i u a d m e e t . a b o u t 2.-> T. C. .Hills, in oi-der t h a t
I'''rida>- M a r c h 2f^. a n d will h i g h - tliey iiiaA- be r a t e d l o c a l l y o r n a If tliey h a d
iigiit i t s f i r s t p o s t - w a r c a m p a i g n t i o n a l l y in rel'ereeinK.
w i t h a n a p p e a r a n c e a t t h e P e n n v\i-itten t e s t t h e y c o u l d h a v e t r y r e l i y s a t T h i l a d e l ph i a ' s J''ranl'Clin o u t s f o r t h e p r a c t i c a l . T h e r e s u l t s
ha\-e not been s e n t liack f r o m t h e
!''ii']e, A i n i l 2~i a n d :^(I.
T h e .Maroon t l i i n c l a d s c o a c h e d h>' l l a r r i s b u r K ho.-iid.
K e n IMiller, f o r m e r U n i v e r s i t y of
(Oregon t r a c k m a n , w i l l h a v e t h r e e
home meets and t h r e e a w a y app e a r a n c e s , in a d d i t i o n to t h e t r a sr|uad g a m e s a n d t h e P e n n l e l a y s .
P>h)onishurg o p e n s t h e i n t e i ' c o l Our boxing boys met the P o t t s I c g i a t e sea.-^on l i e r e on A p r i l 11
w i t h i n d o o r l e p a y . s s c h e d u l e d for ville r . M. C. .4. :^rarch 22, a n d e x "
h
a n i i e d t h e old o n e - t w o ' s in P o t t s the Field House.
^Ve.'•'t C h e s t e r
and Lincoln University
are
t h e v i l l e ' s local Y. M. C. A.
iiiir hoxiuK- bo\-s h a v e b e e n m a k 'trier lii>nie oppon en ts.
The
I^H Id
Kagles
will
meet ina- i m p r e s s i o n s u p o n t b e p u n c h i n e '
past
I J l o o m s h n r g a w a y a n d a r e a l s o en- b a s s in t h e g y m f o r t h e
t e r e d in t h e S t a t e T e a c h e r s Col- m o n t h .
C
o
a
c
h
e
d
by
l-'ellow
s
t
u
d
ents
lege c h a m p i o n s h i p s a t
Shipjiensb u r g a n d in t h e T r - S t a t e m e e t a t r{.-iines. and Itaffi-rty, t h e sltis,e-ers
a r e definifel.e ttetting- wood flHlitGeneva.
iiiu- n a m e s .
T h e c o m p l e t e s .March 2.X—I nt r a s ^ u a d m e e t ( i n People who took snuff a t one
door), home.
A p r i l 11 — R l o o m s h n r g ( i n d o o r ) t i m e fresh-Ki-ated t b e p o r t i o n s t h e y
used, so tliat t h e y h a d to c a r r y a
home.
g r a t e r w i t h t h e m , a c c o rd in K to t h e
-\pril 111—West C h e s t e r , h o m e .
A p r i l 2.') & lit; — P e n n
R e l a v s . K n e y c 1 opa ed ia B r i ta n n ica.
Philadelphia.
.Ma.\' 'A—Lineoln C , h o m e .
The earth produces a shine, as
J l a y 10—State T e a c h e r s College does t h e moon.
AccordinK t o t h e
Championships, Shippensburg.
Kncyclopaedia Britannica, the e a r t h
-Ma \' l . ' i — B l o o m s b u r g , a w a y .
is a l u m i n a r y t o t h e m o o n a s t h e
.May 1 7 — T r i - S t a t e .Aleet, G e n e v a . moon is t o t h e e a r t h .
Consequent-O"
ly, t h e p o r t i o n of t h e m o o n ' s d i s c
w h i c h is n o t i l l u m i n a t e d b y t b e
s u n Ls i i l u n i i n a t e d b y e a r t b s h i n e
analog-US t o moonlig-ht.

BOXING TEAM
AT POTTSVILLE

Maurey, Verga Try
Out for Nationals

i

Schronized Swimming
Team Gives
Demonstration
'I'he s c h r o n i z e d s w i m m i n a - teamcoached
by
:\liss
Spikin.as
held
t h r e e p e r f o r m a m - e s :\larcli It) a n d
20 for t h e s t u d e n t s , l a c u l t y nieinh e i s . a n d t h e i)iiblie.
Tn
schronized
swimmingthe
m o v e m e n t s of tlie i n d i v i d u a l s w i m m e r s a r e s c i o n i z e d , one w i t h t h e
o t h e r , a s well a s w i t h t h e a c c o m paniment.
Floatinaformations,
s w i m m i n a ' s t t o k e s and s t u n t s a r e
used to m a k e up tbe
individual
numbers.
T b e proR-ram c o n s i s t e d of
the
following- n u m b e r s :
F r a n c e s K i l s d o n k and Pill Coleb i e s k i d e m o n s t r a t e d s o m e of t h e
v a r i o u s s t u n t s for t h e first n u m b e r .
2. Q u a d r a
Fantasia
was
then
swum
b.v B e t t y
I>ou
Thompson.
B e t t y J l c C l a i n , .loan : \ r u r p h y . a n d
,=!hiriey C o h i c k .
S. .\ d u e t ill B l u e by P l i m e n . i
B o n f i l i o a n d Tionald C a s t l e .
I. B l a c k :Masic t h e s y n c h r o n i z e d
s w i m m i n a n u m b e r aiven
at
llie
p h y s i c a l K d u c a t i o n C o n v e n t i o n in
Harrisburglast
December,
was
then performed by Frances Kilsdonk,
Rill
Oolebieski,
Virg-inia
B a u g : h e r , ,Tack s i l l i e r , .loan M u r phy', .Tim ,Schrock, B e t t y T^ou F a u s t ,
and Poland Dann.
~>. C a n d l e l i a h t b y .^Ihlrley C o c h i e k ,
Marion F r e d e r i c k s , Betty ^IcClain,
P d i t h Machtiey, Gloria Nolan, Hele n a Poi-ter, M a r t h a .Simpson. V e r n a
Crace Wheeler.
i;. N e x t .Tack :\lilb.r. Bill O o l e bieslvi, I..eonai-d B r i o n , H a r r y P i n a e ,
Ttoland D a n n . P o l a n d C a s t l e , T o m
C o n f e r , a n d Pion H u r d d e m o n . s t r a t ed v a r i o u s d i v e s f o r t h e a u d i e n c e
from the low and high
boards.
The followina dives were includedr
s w a n d i v e , f r o n t .lack k n i f e , f r o n t
.lack k n i f e w i t h h a l f t w i s t , f r o n t
flip p i k e , f r o m f l i p l a y o u t , b a c k
d i v e , b a c k flip t u c k , b a c k f l i p l a y o u t , o n e a n d o n e h a l f t u c k s.^m.-rs a u l t , o n e a n d o n e half p i k e s o m ersault, back jack knife, half gaine r p i k e , full .a-ainer. h a l f
aainer
la.vout, c u t a w a y s o m e r s a u l t ,
full
a a i n e r t u c k , a n d b a c k flip l a y o e t .
7. B e t t y Lon F o u s t , J l a r t h a .Sin;])s o n a n d J a c k .Miller t h e n i i e r f o i m ed a n u m h e i - c a l l e d S o n a t a .
8. A S y m p h o n y in Blue t h e n d e m onstrated
by Marion
Fredericks,
B ' i l i m e n a B o n f i l i o , E d i t h :\Iactliley,
J o a n Murphy, Helen Porter, nnd
l-fetty f.jou T h o m p s o n .
'•>. T h e d e m o n s t r a t i o n t h e n e-hi.--cd
with
Virginia
Bausher,
.lim
.Schrock, B e t t y L o u F o u s t ,
Jack
-Miller, F r a n c e s K i l s d o n k , a n d B i l l
G o l e b i e s k i i n Rippling- I t e f l e c t i o n s .
Xearly
every American
Indian
t r i b e had its own p a r t i c u l a r s h a p e
of s n o w s h o e s , according- t o t h e
Encyclopaedia
Britannica.
The
m o s t p r i m i t i v e t y p e s were w o r n by
t r i b e s of t h e f a r n o r t h .
T b e animal called the s l o w w o r m
or b l i n d w o r m is n e i t h e r s l o w n o r
b l i n d n o r is it a w o r m , a c c o i - d i n g
to t h e T-;ncyclopaedia
Britannica.
It i s a l e g l e s s l i z a r d .

.lim "RriRhf l-;yes" IMaurey, .State yJV.^.V^JV^^^^^^^J'^J'^M'MV^.nV^J'mVmVmV^J'J'^^.r^^^^J
T e a c h e r s C o l l e s e O l i a m p , and T n t e r S t a f e C h a m p , a n d T o n y "lyover"
V e r s a , a l s o ,St.-ite T e a c h e r s C o l l e g e
C h a m p , .-ind iiinner-U]> In ter-.'-^ta te
C h a m p , will t r y t h e i r s k i l l
and
l u c k on t h e m a t s a t t h e U n i v e r s i t y
of Chieafio in t h e X a t l o n a l W r e s t l - I
ilia- 1-'ourn;i m e n t
at
Illinois
oni
M a r c h 211.
i
Our boys, V e r a a a n d M a u r e y , will i
r u n up a K a i n s t s o m e t o i m b f e l l o w s j
from t h e W e s t . O k l a h o m a A. & M,
anrl Went U n i v e r s i t y a r e t w o of
the many colleges and universities
wiiich will be i-epi esi-ntcd in the
tournament.
Ibjth
Maui-ej- anil Verg-a
ba\-'
fine r e c o r d s b e h i n d t b e i r naiie-s.
and
Coach
.lack
has
ccmfiruiir,.
t h a t t h e y w i l l a g a i n a i v e a i; sliowina.
.Maur.-,\- Ii.-iils (-rom
th
town
w h e r e w r e s t l e r s a r e bn
--- C l e a r field, a n d \ ' ( . r v a from lb .Mi-t,-,i,„,.
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meeting- for JFareh.
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or s h a l l w e s a y a n old one.
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people
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that moriiins- you can bet y o u r bot- o'clock.
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t h a t a n Ii^ager B e a v e r .
anybody else's glass.
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of h i m s e l f a s b e i n u HO A r m y
Reand
I'hil S o w e r s r e c e i v e d w h e n s h e w a s p l a y i n g t h e pin b a l l m a c h i n e
servist.
S o m e t i m e a-:o t h e r e
was
in t h e i n t i r m a r . v .
Nice, h u h ?
a knocl^: a t T o m ' s d o o r a n d , u n l i k e
-Sn o l d e c o u p l e
has ' been
back
t h a t f i c t i t i o u s c h ^ r a e l e r . he ope 'ed
g
Compliments of
loKether a s a i n — F a i t h and
Flegall.
it.
S t a n d i n g in t h e d o o r w a y
were
t h r e e g e n t l e m e n dress> d in ta i l o r De D e h a s c o m e o u t w i t h a n e w
ed s u i t s u p o n u h i h
were
placed
lihiiosophy.
".Men v a r y in h e i g h t . "
o c c a s i o n a l b i t s of a m e t a l
known
.Vo l^idtiing-.
as brass.
T h e y told T o m t h a t
he
( i i i r n e w e s t l i t t l e g i r l J i t t e r b u g is
w o u l d l i k e it b e t t e r in t b e
Army
.foe . M a n m i l l e r .
B o y is- h e t e r r i f i c .
W o o d y S h a e f f e r is a g-reat
help—
b u t h e i n s i s t e d t h a t t h e l i f e of a
especially with his movable head.
Civvy
w a s n ' t half
bad, once
you
Congratulations
Chris
on
Iieing
g'ot u s e d t o it. H o w it a l l c a m e o u t
o u r new- p r e s i d e n t . W e w o n ' t c a i i . s e
I don't know.
There were waivers
.'Oil t o o m u c h t r o u b l e , ( a h e m ) .
a n d a i l k i n d s of s t a t e u i e n t s a n d I
See y o u a l l —
Imagine, prayers.
Well 1 hope you
g e t a furioug-h leal quick, son.
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B y PH'VI.

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W e l i k e t h e i1a>-rooni b e c a u s e :
W h e r e e l s e c a n y o u iilay a g a m e
of f i v e h u n r l r e d witli
cutthroats
l i k e J a n e B r o w n a n d A'erna G r a c e
W h e e l e r , w h o w e r e so d e t e r m i n e d
t o m a k e a bid of six s p a d e s t h i s
week that when the tricks were
c o u n t e d , they
h a d six a n d t h e i r
o p p o n e n t s five
D o n ' t a s k i-ne h o w
t h e y did it. b u t r u m o r h a s it t h a t
t h e kitt.v g o t m i x e d uii in i s o m e where.
The forthcoming beauty contest
h a s m a n y of o u r g a n g in a t e r r i f i c
d i t h e r . Of c o u r s e , n o one w a n t s t o
s i g n t h e i r o w n n a m e to t h e l i s t of
c a n d i d a t e s s o w h a t son-ie of t h e s e
g l a m o u r b a b e s a r e d o i n g is goingu p t o a P l a i n .Jane n n d s u g g e s t i n g
t h a t they sign each other's name
t o t h e list.
o r course the ugly
t l u c k l i n g a l i k e m e a r e so f l a t t e r e d
t h a t w e w o u l d n ' t t h i n k of falling'
d o w n on o u r p a r t of t h e b a r g a i n ,
s o w h e n y o u s e e name.s l i k e H e s t e r Macl-Cenkie. A b l g a l e X o l a n , a n d
A r m a n e l l a C u m m i n g s on t h e l i s t
yoti'U u n d e r s t a n d . T h e Brov.'n g i r l s
d e c i d e d t h a t if t h e y c o m b i n e d t h e i r
b e s t p o i n t s , t h e f i g u r e of one a n d
t h e face of t h e o t h e r , n o b o d y e l s e
w o u l d h a v e a. c h a n c e .
The probl e m n o w is t o d e c i d e w h i c h f a c e
a n d w h i c h f i g u r e is g o i n g t o b e
used.
T h e d a m e s of t h e unhol.v w h o l e
d e c i d e d t o h a v e a l i t t l e c o n t e s t of
t h e i r o w n t o e l e c t Miss . J u m p i n g
B e a n of 1947. 1 a m h a p p y to a n nounce that Bnrb P a r k e r was the
u n a n i m o u s hcoice.
.lust stand at
t h e t o p of t h e m a h o g a n y
stairs
leading to our s w a n k hangout, and
y o u ' l l be a b l e to heai* h e r .
She
a c c e n t s each j u m p with a gentle
shriek that can't be heard above
t h e f i r s t floor.
T h i s , of c o u r s e , is
Just w h e n she's not feeling well.
XTaually s h e m a k e s t h e roof s h u d der.
Tf y o u h a p p e n t o n o t i c e a n y of
our freshman
women
(and
who
h a s n ' t ) s h a k i n g in t h e i r b o o t s a n d
j e r k i n g c o n v u l s i v e l y from t i m e t o
t i m e , j u s t i g n o r e it.
Give t h e m a
y e a r a n d t h e r a t s w o n ' t be a b l e t o
m a k e t h e m bat an eyelash.
S p e a k i n g of e y e l a s h e s , h a v e y o u
noticed Runny Kevin's.
tf y o u ' r e
male, w h i t e and somewhei-e bet w e e n l.'i a n d 50, y o u m u s t b e b l i n d
if y o u h a v e n ' t , for s h e h a s t h e
tiviaint n a b i t of l l u t t e r i n g t h e m a t
j u s t t h e r i g h t people. By the w a y .
if y o u a s k h e r r e a l n i c e s h e ' l l
t w i t c h her nose j u s t like a w a b b i t ' s . T r y It s o m e t i m e .
A r e you tired and listless?
Do
y o u feel ci-oss a n d i r r i t a b l e ?
T^o
>-ou
have
pink
toothbrush?
Is
*.pring- f e v e r g e t t i n g - a n e a r l y s t a r t
«on y o u ?
T h e n r u n to t h e p h o n e
a n d call .Toan C o o k .
She wiil be
g l a d to dash r i g h t over and s i n g
" T h e Muffin
.Man," and if
that
d o e s n ' t h e l p , s h e ' l l follow it up
w i t h "Ijondon
B r i d g e I s Falling,T3own" ( w i t h ail tlie g e s t u i e s , n a t i i r a l l y ) . Since s h e h a s a very sweet
f a l s e t t o v o i c e , ^-ou're bound to be
on t o p of t h e w o r l d a g a i n .

Wliat doesn't?
On a s i g n t h a t r e a d "Boy W a n t e d " h a n g i n g - in a g r o c e r y w i n d o w ,
a r e p l y w a s s c r i b b l e d in a v e r y
young hand,"
"1 w a n t o n e . t o o .
Sue."
—.Jjive W i r e
D e l a n o , Calif.

After r e a d i n g - t h e a r t i c l e in t h e
l a s t i s s u e of tlie T i m e s in w h i c h
s e v e r a l of tiie d o r m k i d s told w h y
t h e y lilicd t h e p l a c e in w h i c h t h e y
existed, 1 got a great Inspiration
w i t h t h e following- r e s u l t .
T R I E T O 'I'llIO I,AST H A T
r.VKR MIO HOMK TO >IY D E A H
O l . l ) MO'I'HKR
The

p l a s t e r ' s f a l l i n g off
the
walls.
T h e i-ats i-un t o a n d fro,
S c o t c h t a p e Is n e e d e d for t h e
thiones
W h e n you've t h e u r g e to go.
f)ui' m a t t r e s s e s a r e o f t e n s w i p e d
And t h o s e w e ' v e g o t h a v e l u m p s
P i p e s g o i n g t o e v e r y h o u s e in
town
Run
through
this queen
of
dumps.
On w i n t e r d a y s t h e h e a t Is nil.
W h e n it is w a r m w e b a k e .
Our s m o k y c l i m a t e c a n ' t be b e a t .
On t h a t we t a k e t h e c a k e .
In s p i t e of all t h e s e m i n o r ills,
(and we don't mean to boast),
Of all t h e h a n g o u t s h e r e a b o u t .
W e love the D a y r o o m most.
I n o r d e r t o l i e l p y o u t o di-y t h o s e
sentimental t e a r s over the ballad
a b o v e , I'll l e a v e y o u w i t h t h i s :
Two
girls
were
playing
Gin
R u m m y (in t h e D.R.. n a t c h ) .
The
one, a f t e r l o o k i n g a t h e r h a n d w i t h
a
puzzled
expiession,
remarked.
" I ' m in a q u a r r y . "
A few m i n u t e s
later, when she ginned, the o t h e r
girl muttered, "To think I took
w h a t y o u s a i d for g r a n i t e . "
H o r r i b l e , w a s n ' t It? N o w o n d e r
Richard w o n ' t open the door.
S e e .vou l a t e r , k i d s .
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Syrncn.'^e U n i v e r s i t y , for e x a m p l e ,
tio^v o f f e r s r o u t i n e h e a r i n g ' t e s t s ,
r e m e d i a l i n s t r u c t i o n in lip-r-o-'Tdin^j:
Hnd e o r i - e e t i v e s p e e c h , a n d h e a r i n g d e v i c e s for v e t e r a n s w i t h s e r v l c e incurre(!
or
apgravntert
hearing
disabilities.
C i v i l i a n . s t u d e n t s alf^o
receive these advant;if;es.

T h e s e c o n d a n n u a l .TO p r i n t C o l legiate
Photograph.\'
Exhibition,
s p o n s o r e d b.v K a p p a A l p h a Mu, n a tional pictorial j o u r n a l i s m
honor
f r a t e r n i t . v , w i l l he h e l d a t t h e U n l versit.v of .Missouri d u r i n g ".Fourn a l i s m W e e k , " W . ,T. Bell, s e c r e tar'y, a n n o u n c e d t o d a y .

F i r m in t h e i r belief t h a t
old
At tlie p r e s e n t , t w o p r o g r a m s a r e
m e t h o d s of s e g r e g a t i n g t h e h a n d i - b e i n g held.
One is t h e m o r n i n g
f'apped belong- b a c k in t h e d a y s of w a t c h e v e r y m o r n i n g d u r i n g l e n t
I ' e t e r M i n u i t a n d w i t c h burning", In t h e Y.W.C.-V. r o o m s a n d V e s p e i s
today's
colleges
expect
d i s a b l e d ever.\- Sunda.\" e v e n i n g a t t»:30 in
s t u d e n t s to u n d e r t a k e t h e r e g u l a r t h e Y.W.(-'..\. r o o m .
All s t u d e n t s
c u r r i c u l a r a n d e x t r a c u r r i c u l a r a c - are
cordially
Invited
to
attend
t i v i t i e s w i t h o n l y a few
minctr t h e s e s e i v i c e s .
changes.

At N'ew .Jersey C o l l e g e for W o m e n , b l i n d s t u d e n t s follow r e g u l a r
c o u r s e s . Tn t h e s c i e n c e field, w h e r e
t h e r e is g r e a t e s t difflcult.v, it h a s
been f o u n d in l e c e n t y e a r s t h a t
b o t a n y is m o s t e a s i l y a d a p t e d t o
the blind s t u d e n t ' s needs.
Faculty
members h a v e devised special labo r a t o r y a p p a r a t u s g e a r e d to t h e
tactile sense. Using trays and r u b ber t u b i n g a s principal properties,
p r o f e s s o r s c i e a t e d a s e r i e s of e x periments which convey
throug:h
touch w h a t the microscope reveals
to s e e i n g s t u d e n t s .
Sigrhtless s t u d e n t s learn to ''visualize" p l a n t
c h a r a c t e r i s t i c s by t o u c h i n g e n l a r g ed w a x m o d e l s of p l a n t a n a t o m y .
I n s t r u c t o r s d i c t a t e the e x a m i n a t i o n q u e s t i o n s a s k e d of t b e c l a s s
a s a w h o l e , a n d t h e blinu s t u d e n t s
type the a n s w e r s . In cases w h e r e
d r a w i n g s a r e required, the blind
s t u d e n t holds t h e model, n a m i n g
e a c h of i t s p a r t s f o r t h e i n s t r u c t o r . W h e r e a n e x p e r i m e n t is n e c essary^ b l i n d s t u d e n t s d e s c r i b e howit is p e r f o r m e d , indicating^ t h e a p p a r a t u s involved and its function.
A c c o r d i n g : to t h e f a c u l t y ,
blind
students
have rated among
the
h i g h e s t in t h e i r c l a s s e s . G r a c e D.
N a p i e r , m u s i c m a j o r , *44, a n d a n
a c c o m p l i s h e d orgranist, w o n a $ 110
s c h o l a r s h i p for g r a d u a t e s t u d y a t
New T o r k U n i v e r s i t y .
Mary Krav e t z , a l s o 'ii, w a s a n o t h e r N. J . C.
s c h o l a r s h i p h o l d e r , m a j o r e d in e c onomics and sociology, and served
" I d o n ' t b e l i e v e i n D a r w i n s t h e - a s t r e a s u r e r of h e r d o r m i t o r y for
o r y of e v o l u t i o n . "
two
years.
Roth
students
took
" N e i t h e r d o T. I t h i n k s o m e w o - n o t e s a n d r e a d b o o k s in B r a i l l e ,
m a n m a d e t h e f i r s t m o n k e y o u t of l e n t e d t a l k i n g boolcs a n d t h e m a man."
chines to play the records.
Both
w e r e a s s i s t e d by M o r r i s t o w n S e e —Drexel Triangle
i n g E y e d o g s . Tn m a n y c a s e s , r e a d e r s , or s t u d e n t - t u t o r s , a r e p r o v i d e d
He: (storming) "Why, the first a t Federal-State expense.
t i m e 1 b u t t o n e d t h i s c o a t it s p l i t
down the back."
W h a t ' s n e w . w h a t ' s t h e nevyest.
Tailor:
(calmly)
"That
s h o w s M r e a t e s t e l e m e n t in e d u c a t i o n t o h o w w e l l w e s e w on t h e b u t t o n s ! " d a y , if it i s n ' t i t s i n c r e a s e d abilit.v
t o lend itself t o mort^ w h o d e s e r v e
'—Columbia J e s t e r
its benefits?
Aware that Beethoven could never hear the Ninth
Symphony, that young Tom EdiP r o f : "1 w o n ' t b e g i n to l e c t u r e s o n ' s e a i s w e r e b o x e d u n t i l he w a s
until the room settles down."
deafened,
that Elizabeth
Barrett
Voice f r o m t h e r e a r : " B e t t e r g o B r o w n i n g w a s a b e d r i d d e n w o m a n
m
o
s
t
of
h
e
r
life
a
n
d
t
h
a
t
blind
h o m e a n d s l e e p it off. old m a n . "
.John M i l t o n m a d e H w o r l d
see
—.Maioon a n d Gold
p a r a d i s e , soclet.^' is l>eing p r u d e n t
a s well a s b e n e v o l e n t in e d u c a t i n g "
its physically handicapped
youth.
"Hello, little girl.
You w a n t a E d u c a t o r s h a v e m a d e a fine s t a r t ;
ride?
they can never rest, however, until
"No t h a n k s — I'm w a l k i n g b a c k w h a t ' s n e w b e c o m e s , in p r a c t i c e ,
from one n o w ! "
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S. C. A. News
A raeetina
iva..i held
Tuesday,
.March 11 to d i s c u s s p o s s i h i l i t i e s
for s u m m e r w o r k jirojei-ts. . \ t S i m day eveniim A'rsper sei'vices Sund a y lii. .Mr. M'. .\lalesdin IJrown,
a d v i s e r to t h e v e t e r a n s a t P e n n
State, g a v ^ an
interesting
talk.
Mr. B r o w n vvoiks \v'ith v e t e r a n s
a n d t h f i r w i v e s w h o l i v e in t r a i l e r
camps at Pfun State.

D e a d l i n e t o r e n t r i e s Is A p r i l 30,
1»47.
P r i n t s will b e j u d g e d b y t h r e e
o u t s t a n d i n g judges, who will alao
s e l e c t t h o s e for r e p r e s e n t a t i o n in
the fouith a n n u a l "Fifty
Print"
professional show.
T h e w i n n e r of t h e s h o w will r e ceive a n e w E a s t m a n t w i n - l e n s r e flex
c a m e r a , d o n a t e d by " P o p u l a r
H e : "tfrnope?"
Photography" magazine.
S h e : "No, t h a n k y o u . "
F l o y d B r i g h t , Unlverslt.v of O k - '
He: " D r i n k ? "
lahoma, was last year's
winner.
She: "Nope."
He r e c e i v e d a w e e k ' s a l l - e x p e n s e
paid t r i p to C h i c a g o .
He: "Neck?"
Fifty-eight
photographers,
repS h e : "Oh, n o . "
l e s e n t i n g 16 c o l l e g e s a n d u n i v e r s i H e : " W e l l , w h a t do you d o ? "
t i e s , s u b m i t t e d 185 p r i n t s l a s t y e a r .
S h e : "1 tell l i e s . "
Any college or university
stu—The Kingstonian
dent is eligible to e n t e r from one
to e i g h t p r i n t s , u s i n g n e w s , f e a tures or pictorial subject matter.
If y o u ' r e p l a n n i n g to t a k e «
T h e r e Is n o e n t r y fee, b u t p i c vRf'itlon.
Prints
And .vou d o n ' t k n o w w h e r e to ^ o . t u r e s m u s t I.)'.- s e n t prep:lid.
m a y b e a n y size b u t m u s t
be
You w o n ' t n e e d c o n s o l a t i o n .
m o u n t e d on s t a n d a r d
] « " x 20"
And n o t a b i t of d o u g h .
b
o
a
r
d
s
.
If y o u ' l l f o l l o w m e — It w o n ' t
o
•
take long.
Pentaqulne, a new drug, whert
W e ' l l find t h e r i g h t s p o t w h e r e
.vou b e l o n g .
g i v e n in c o m b i n a t i o n w i t h q u i n i n e
A y o u n g t h e o l o g i a n n a m e d F i d - is s a i d to c u r e m a l a r i a I n s t e a d of
dle
J u s t s u p p r e s s i n g it a s o t h e r d r u g s
Itefused t o a c c e p t h i s d e g r e e ,
a r e k n o w n to h a v e done.
" F o r " , s a i d h e . " I t ' s e n o u g h to be
Fiddle
In m e d i e v a l E n g l a n d on M a u n d y
W i t h o u t b e i n g F i d d l e D. D."
Thursday,
the
Thursday
before
Easter, the k i n g was required to
1 t h i n k t h a t I shall n e v e r see
A I> a s l o v e l y a s a B,
w a s h t h e f e e t of a s m a n y p o o r m e n
A B w h o s e r o u n d e d f o r m Is
a s he w a s y e a r s old.
pressed
U p o n t h e r e c o r d s of t h e b l e s t .
A D c o m e s easil.v a n d y e t
J o i n t e d d o l l s , m o v e d b.v s t r i n g s ,
It i s n ' t e a s y to f o r g e t .
were favorite
playthinpcs o '
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