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STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT
TO BE ELECTED SOON

COLLEGE
TIMES

Vol. 21

LOCK HAVEN, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 1945

No. 7
I

A p o l l o Boys Choir to Perform
T A j»^ •
A ^ *i r^

in Auditorium

on April

9

Students to Be
Nominations for President
Examined at End
Of Student Council Total
Of Second Year

Five; Election After Easter

Artist Coarse Committee Has Arranged
For the Appearance of This Nationdly
Famous Group on Our Campus

Comprehensive examinations will
be given this spring for those students who a r e a t the end of their
sophomore y e a r or who will be
starting their junior year next fall.
The famous Apollo Boys' Choir of i will also be guests at several meals Tbe exact dates and tive list of stuDallaV Texas, will appear in t h e ['"^'"dl^S , .'»""<:^In the regular assembly hour on
The Artists' Cour.se committee is dents to take the examinations will
College auditorium a t eight-thirty
be later poisted by Mr. Sullivan, Friday, March 16, nominations for
to
be
congratulated
f
o
r
bringing
o'clock on April ninth. This group
Dean of Insructlon. T h e purposes president of the Student Cooperaof well-trained boys are taught a t such a climax to our year of pro- of these exams a r e to see how our ' tive Council were held. BUI H a r the Apollo Music School in Dallas, g r a m s . The memliers have worked students compare with other stu- j bach, the present president of the
and the boys are young, with their hard and faithfully and deserve the dents of other colleges In the basic j Council, conducted the meeting, and
voices .till unchanged. Their a r - t h a n k s of the entire student body. subjects such as English, social the following five people were nomThe "Hoe Down" has certainly
rival on o u r campus will be the
isciences, general culture, contem- Inated: J a m e s Hartle, M a r t h a Bahighlight of o u r Artists' Course
porary affairs, and science; to guide dick, Doris Greene, Margaret Swope, made a great comeback at L. H. S.
T. C , judging from the two t h a t
programs.
properly .students who a r e entering | and Hope McCartney,
T h e performance wlU, of course,
subject fields of specialization; and
The names must be posted on the were h e l d on F e b r u a r y 24 and
be free to college students. Tickets
to assist in the general appraisal bulletin board for from five days to March 10, respectively. Both t h e
students and faculty "allemanded"
for townspeople will be sold a t sevof students that are to remain in a week.
left and right all over the gym. and
enty-five cents plus tax, and a r e
our institution. Dr. Parsons said
The candidates were told t h a t had a grand time doing it. Girls in
available from members ot the A r Miss Margaret Madden, former that It Is mast Important that the they a r e to make campaign speeches dungarees and plaid shirts, and
t i s t s ' Course Committee, and from
teacher-training institutions select ' at an assembly hour in the near with their hair in pigtails, the felMiss Ullemeyer. The committee in- editor of the Times left for Penncludes Jane Piumpis, Helen L a w - sylvania State College several weeks j wiisely those who will l a t e r become ; future. In these speeches, the can- lows likewise, except, of course, for
rence, Marian MacPhee, Marjorie ago. On Friday, March 16, Miss teachers in our public schools. These didates outline tbeir qualifications the pigtails, added coloi—if nothing
Madden completed her a r t w o r k comprehensives will assist the fac- i for the office, and endeavor to give else—to t h e old gym.
Rathburn. and Robert Williams.
uity in making decisions regarding the students some idea of tbe work
W e are fortunate to have such an with Miss Gardner of State. Miss those who are to teach. They a r e ; they will do as president of the
The flrst "Hoe Down" was sponaccomplished group on our campus. Madden was not among t h e J a n u a r y to be given over a period of two '• Student Council. All of t h e students sored by t h e YMCA and YWCA.
T h e young men will remain a t the g r a d u a t e s because she lacked two daya. Students will be excused from nominated stand high in both a c a - While the orchestra had an intercollege a,s over-night guests. They a r t credits.
mlsislon, a short program of enterWith the completion of her a r t classes which conflict with the ex- demic achievement and g e n e r a l tjiinment w a s presented with J a m e s
school spirit. They a r e all active
work, this former T.C. student be- aminations.
Hartle as Master of Ceremonies.
In one or several other e x t r a - c u r gan g r a d u a t e work. She Is anticiColleges Will Not Close
Taking part In tbe program were
ricul.-.r activities.
pating a scholarship either this or
From time to time, students have
Loretta Moran, P a t Bodle and P e g Some question rose a t the a s s e m next semester. At State, Miss Mad- r e a d articles in papers, showing
gy Swope. Mr. Lehman. Mr. March,
den Is acting as chaperon of an controversy as to whether or not bly meeting about ^whether or not and Mr. Schrott. Doris Greene was
oIT-campus dormitory. We wish her the State Teachers Colleges will be tho president could work a t Sylva- in charge of refreshments for the
nia. According to the present rule
all the luck In the world.
continued as a p a r t of t h e public
evening.
this will not be possible since t h e
At the regular meeting of N a t u r school system. In order to clear t h e
Council meets a t 7:30 o'clock, a
The Social Committee made tht?'
alists, five new members were insituation. President Parsons states
itiated: Carolyn Banghart, Mary
that there is little likelihood t h a t time at which a good many students [arrangements for the second "H e
Bosisert, Frances Kilsdonk, Hope
I are working. F u t u r e developments, Down" which was held In the same
any of the State Teachers Colleges j could, however, perhaps modify this
McCartney and Ruth Rolin.
place, at the .same time, two weeks
George Ralston was seen on cam- ^.jn be discontinued. They seem to rule.
later. Gwen K e p h a r t was chairman
If you h a y e been wondering why j pus the flrst week in March, looking ' be In a more favorable position a t
of the refreshment committee and
t h e girls were wearing acorns and ' very smooth > in a uniform, a n d ' present t h a n they have been for a
Marion i l a c P h e e was Mistress of
eprigs of evergreen and looking beaming a t all the old gang. He is number of years. If any changes
Ceermonies. Loretta Moran sang
like beggars carrying those tin home from Leheigh on extensive are made, they a r e likely to' be for
two popular song hits. Eddie Moncups, you win find the explanation leave. . . . Rumoi's have it tliat the better. In fact, the trend seems
HONDO ARMY AIR F I K L D, tarsi, a guest artist, s a n g and played
a s one of the requirements for be- he'll be back next week—military to be for t h e expansion of teachers
HONDO, Tex.—The recent promo- some boogie woogie. Mr. Lehman
coming a Naturalist; also, two trips ;'objective—Ginny Williams
colleges to include other fiields of
to t h e Naturalist Cabin must be | F r a n k K a m u s and Marge Bossert ispecialization in addition to teacher tion of Edward L. Saiei-is to the jand Pop Fleming sang a dutt. a s
roucii .
made a happy couple d u r i n g that training. Students should not be rank of captain has been announced only they can sing. T h e Ripjiling
The night of initiation, the In- furlough in February. F r a n k ' s new confused b y articles written by op- by officials a t Hondo Army Air Rhythm Sisters (Hope McCartney,
Field. Hondo, Tex., huge navigation Doris Greene and Tessie Bartges—
coming members were called upon address Is:
ponents of the expansion ot free
airbase of the AAF Training Com- aM submerged) rippled a few numto give a lecture on a bird and were
Pvt. F. J. K a m u s 13195437
p u b l i c education beyond h i g h
mand, where the navigation officer bers. To conclude the program of
iT(K«s examined by t h e r e g u l a r
78th AAF Base LTnIt
school.
is on duty.
entertainment. M a r i o n MacPhee
members. T h e formal part of t h e
Sheppard Field, Texas
Capt. Saiers, formerly of 125 N. took us on a tour of the Hollywood
initiation was by candlelight in a
Hank has the latest word on Bob
Summitt, Lock Haven, Pa., and his j Canteen, but she couldn't fool us—
very fitting background of an a r r a y j Weaver. Bob is a t Keesler P^eld,
of plants, stuffed birds, and various | Mississippi, with t h e Army Air
wife and young: son now make their we knew that she wasn't Kathryn
other objects which symbolized the ; Corps, awaiting classification.
home In Hondo, Tex., located near Hepburn.
the big navigation airbase. He a t ideals of Nature. T h e girls were
Johnnie Ryan is in Mississippi, a t
Nevertheless, a good time was
tended Lock Haven State Teachers had by all, and the members of the
heartily welcomed into the Club by basic engineering school. His new
College, 1937-41, where he received faculty and s t u d e n t ' b o d y a r e lookthe President, Janice Sackett and address J s :
MiSH Russell.
John M. Ryan F2-c
On March 9, the Bel Cantos pre- h 18 B.S. degree in mathematics. ing f o r w a r d to the next "Hoe
.^fter the strain of Initiation, evN.T.C.B.E. Sec. K. Div. 18
sented a music program, "Pennsyl- Capt. Salens received his navigation Down." The Social Committee and
eryone relaxed to enjoy Miss RuaGulfport, Miss.
vania Music and Musician*," in the training and wings a t Hondo Army the YMCA and the YWCA did a
Air Field, Dec. 17, 1942, and now fine job. Our motto for the future
jiell'H famous brownies atrved on a
The following letter was recently regular assembly program.
after serving In t h e African and is:
lovely wooden tray from California, received from Pvt. G. M. Beals:
Rose Minnie Akeley reviewed the
and delicious punch. The new memMonday Evening lives and compositions of famous Italian t h e a t e r s of operations is
Don't slow down.
back a t Hondo a« an Instructor. He
bers were told that they were to be
March 13, 1945
musicians from Pennsylvania. AfI.rf^t's have
wears the Air Medal and eight Oak
responsible for getting breakfast j Hello Josie and all t h e Gang,
ter each comment t h e Bel Cantos
Another "Hoe Down,"
for the former members a t the cabin
I warn you before I s t a r t that sang selections from the musician's Leaf Clusters.
V
In the very near future. It is need- I'm in a morbid mood and any- works. These Included "Beautiful
less to say t h a t the Naturalists a r e thlng'ii liable to happen out of this Dreamer," "Little Papoose," "We
looking forward to a grand time.
pen~, I .welld.
. , „
I Did," "Chinese Lullaby," "The LitVThe fact is, Easter'« just ahead of j tie French Clock," and "The Sleigh."
During t h e past few weeks the
us and too many people are getting
Y.W.C.A. has been busy with the
Solos
were
sung
by
Marie
Bulger,
the wrong attitude. You know, pals,
Religious Emphasis program. Al.
it is hard to try to imagine E a s t e r Josephine Lynn, Louise Clark, T e s - though that week iu sie
Bartges,
Thelma
flarvcy
I'eggy
At t h e end of first semester, thei»^» Life and Resurrection when felOn Thiir-sday evening, March S,
must and aliall ccmtinue to play an
following Dean's Honor List was lows are being trained to kill and Swope and Hope McCartne>.
the English Club held its meeting
important part in our lives.
announced:
Thelma
Harvey
and
J
a
n
e
Thomas
destroy, but there's something much
On Wednesday night, March 13, a t the home of Mr. and Mrs. Ross
Class of '45
deeper than just t h a t surface im- «ang a duet. A two-piano duet was a t nine o'clock, the girls held a .N'cVPl.
Davis, Edwlnna: Forsythe, Mrs. pression. True, fellow.s are, or will played by Marjorie Itatliliurn and ishort worship service in the Y.W.
The pni^rain for the evening was
A d e I a L.; Rathburn, Marjorie; be, trained to destroy in this halo- Gwendolyn Kephart.
room with Lois Uerger in eiiarge. in charge of the hnstci.^s, l-^leanor
Smart, Emily.
caust which Is just the opposite of
The assembly on -March L' ended The service Included scripture read- Williams. The subject for discusClass of '47
the meaning and standards of life Religious Emphasis Week foi- this ing, prayer, singing of hynuis. ami siim was ".Southern European Short
Badick, M a r t h a ; Berger, Lois; s i t down by t h a t Man so long ago. year. Air. Sliultz wa.s the sp 'uker, thoughts given for meditation.
."-Itories." Short stories written by
Kratzer, Alarian; I>awrenoe, Helen; and ti'ue, mtm and wtimen todaj' arc his topic being "Wake Up ;iiid i.ive."
Mrs. Ernest Thornton, an English Southeim European.^ were i-t ported
Niemond. Miriam; Pit r, Le J u n e ; thinking of the Easter at hand and The scripture and prayei- u ert lead lady living in Lock Haven, spoke to on by several menilicis. (J\\eiidol.\ ii
Shope, William.
are blue because things are as Ihey by Mr. William J. Shope Mus.c for the girlis on March 21, at seven Kephart and Rose Minnie Alfcley
Class of '48
are. Why, though, look at the pres- the program was furnislicl bv the o'clock. She discussed the religion discus.sed "Reserve Coffin" and "Tho
Johnson, E t h e l ; Shirey, Jean,
(Contlnued on page two)
(Continued on page two)
Bel Cantos.
' and customs of the English people.

Candidates Nomniated at March 16 Assembly
Hour; Campaign Speeches to Be Made Soon

Hoe Downs Prove
Very Successful

Former Editor
Doing Graduate
Work at State

Five New Members
Initiated by
Naturalists

Boys in Service

Air Force Bulletin

Bel Cantos Sing
At Assembly

/

YWCA Active

Dean's Honor List

English Club Held
Thursday Evening

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Page Two

THE

COLLEGE TIMES

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COLLEGE

TIMES

Sororities

VESPERS

DRAMA
CORNER

The flrst vesper program for the
new period was a song service in
Editor
Josephine Pavlock
On Tuesday. March 6. the active charge of Miriam Niemond and
A.s«ociate Editor
Le June Pier and pledge members of PI Kappa Marian Kratzer. The following week
Managing Editor
Minnie Belt Sigma welcomed the new members. a book review waa given by Mrs.
By JOSEPHINE PAVLOCK
Business Manager
Janice Sackett The new girls were pledged on S.illy Beck Ricker on the Jewish.March 13. They a r e : Gloria B a u - American problem. This program
SPRAY ON T H E PAINT
Circulation Managers
Marian Kratzer, Miriam Niemond
man. Betty Long, Phyllis B r u m - was sponsored by the Pan-hellenic
"Hold It! Hold it!" Poor P o p
Advertising Department
Myrtle Stabler baugh, Lillian Conser, Peggy Swope. Council.
Nevel had himself a time the o t h e r
Business Secretary
Frances Kilsdonk Jean Cummings. Nancy Zimmer"Trumpets of the Dawn" was an night at the Staging F o r u m tryingr
Sports Writers
Doc and Bonnie man and Marietta Snyder.
inspiring talk given by Rev. Alfred to control a large paint spray in
On 'Wednesday. March 14. P a t J. Thomas of the E v a n g e l i c a l the weak. Illy-white hands of feS t u d e n t Council Representative
Mary Drick
W r i t e r s : Martha Badick, Filimena Bonfillo, Marian Burkhart, Lois Ber- Bodle and Frances Kilsdonk were Church of Lock Haven, the next male members of the forum. T h a t
ger, Grayce Chambers, Mary Louise Conkey, Doris Greene, Betty initiated and after t h e Initiation Sunlay. This program was arranged |
most of the girls were weak. Not
Holter, E d n a Kniffin, Martha Morancik, Hope McCartney, Robert tbere was a party for both the a c - liy Audrey Neuhard. The third floor ; so Sally Zubler. Jim H a r t l e almost
tives and pledges.
of the girls' dormitory had a pro- got himsflf sprayed when he s u g JIarks, Betty Lorigan, Loretta Moran, Audrey Neuhard, Lois O'Neill,
gram of poetry under the leadership gested that Sally had gained b e r
J a n e Plumpls, .Jane Thomas, F r a n k Yon, Betty Jo Zeiiff, Sally Zubler,
of Edwlnna Davis. A sportsmanship experience on potato-bugs. After a
Jean McCloskey, Dorothy Heston.
On Sunday, March 4. three new thenie was contributed by the Wom- while, Marty Badick got tbe b a n g
Acceptance for mailing a t special rates of postage provided for in
members were initiated into the en's Athletic Asisoclation with Jean of tbe. thing, and she gave the flnSection 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized June 3, 1823.
Alpha Sigma Tau Sorority. They Drye, Janice Sackett, Fii Bonfillo, isliing touches to the three flats t h a
Entered as Second Class m a t t e r November 6, 1928, a t the. Post Office
a r e : Evelyn Ellzey, Catherine Kel- Barbara Coates, Frances Kilsdonk, group was working on. Most of t h e
a t Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879.
ley and Virginia Speaker. After the Marjorie Bossert, Mary Bossert and girls tried a liand a t it. however, so
don't blame the looks of the set on
initiation, the ribbon pledging was Betty Tbomjison participating.
Marty Badick, entirely.
held. The following girls were inT h e Costuming Forum was holdcluded: J a n e Thomas, Betty Hanka,
ing a meeting in the next room a n d
You're all probably wondering who in the gold-plated Grace Davis, Betty Sentelik, Bevwhen thlng.s got boring in tiiej-e,
blankety-blank-blank is Herman, or else you're overjoyed to erly Walls, Charlene Solt, Caroline
The membens of the A.C.E. met in the girls wandered In and mixed t h e
think there's another man in thi.s school. To put you straight,! oiack, Josephine Lynn, Betty Lori
Miss Elizabeth Faddis' a p a r t m e n t p a i n t a llttie. Marion B u r k h a r t
my friends, I'm the mechanized K.P. unit t h a t carries on ajRan and Barbara coates. Refresh- Friday night, F e b r u a r y 23, and chose a pair of E a s t e r shoes from
a
n
d
social
were served
clean-up campaign three times a day; I'm t h a t chromium-' ments were
spent tbeir evening enjoying the 1 th adis in the newspapers t h a t
plated (not gold) job full of soapsuds and rumbhng, and hour was enjoyed.
comfort of easy chairs, magazines, (covered the floor. The highlight of
On
Sunday.
March
18,
the
new
splashing noises; I'm the long-suffering electric dishwasher
popcorn and candy, games, and fin- the evening came wlien Kay J o h n were pin-pledged. Follow- ally a taffy pull.
son slipped and fell in tiie paint.
t h a t lets off steam (to good advantage) behind those swing- members
ing the ceremonies, the actives had
ing doors while you are merrily feeding your faces in the a party for the pledges and pre- After having eaten t h a t taffy, "It'll wash!" Everyone echoed t h a
dining hall. I'll admit I'm a public servant, but in these days sented tbem with gifts. T h e gift to anyone could a t least credit the words tbat Kay had been saying all
of labor unions and the rights of the common man, I feel each girl was a small photograph A.C.E. with the ability to get taffy | evening.
To get on to the more serious side
thick enough to pull. As to any
t h a t I've got a right to my rights. Right? You don't have toj album with the sorority insignia
difficulties encountered while mak- of life, the large number t h a t a t roll up your sleeves or s t a r t drying glasses, either. Just a
_
~
ing that taffy, please don't ask any tended the forms proves t h a t everylittle cooperation is all I ask.
Sigma Sigma
Sigma
questions. Everyone had fun m a k - one knows about the changes in t h o
If you're my friends, or even merely interested in me for Five new members were pledged ing it and t h a t Is all t h a t counts. time of the meeting. J u s t to p u t
any Doubting Thomas straight—the
V
mechanical or sanitary reasons, you won't want to gum up i into sigma sigma sigma on sunMake-up Forum and the LIghtlngr
my works. You won't want to, but maybe you'll forget some-1 day afternoon March i8, with a ENGLISH CLUB HELD
F o r u m wil meet a t eight o'clock,
(Continued
from
page
one)
time and leave a precious little wad of Spearmint on yourl^^--^
^"'.''TT\''^T"Z..Zrf
hereafter, and the Costuming a n d
• .
mi
I i
-11 ^•
J.1 • i.
J
i
J ' pledges Include: Carolyn Banghart, Miracle of the Two Bears," written Staging Forums will meet at n i n e
by L u i g i Pirandello, an Italian.
plate. The plate will slip unnoticed into a wooden tray and ]^^^^ ^^^^^^ P^^^J j,„p,, M^rtie Marian Kratzer reported on "Sim- o'clock—on t h e dot. Be on time o r
from there into the insides of me. The steam, soap, and boil- gt^bier and Betty LOU Thompson, plicio," by another Italian, Ignazio honoris will be deducted from y o u r
ing water in my interior will melt the little cud of gum until ^fter the pledging the active mem- Silone. "Ghitza," written by Conrad accumulation!
it is very gooey and sticky. You will admit t h a t this is hard bers held the election of officers Bercovici, a Rumanian, w a s re- At the meeting directly before t h o
one on March 19, pledging of t h e
o n t h e g u m ( r e n d e r i n g i t u n f i t f o r f u r t h e r c h e w i n g ) , b u t i t i s ifor next year. They a r e : president, viewed by Eleanor Williams.
even harder on the three girls who assist me in my work. I n ' saiiy zubier; vice-president, Mary After the guests had played a few new members of Alpha Psi Omega
was held. These members were P a t
fact, they are definitely getting stuck up. The gum gets all fleers
Drick; will
secretary,
FII Bonfliio;
treas- games, the hostess served t h e de- Bodle,
be Installed
Thursday
Peggy Swope, Doris Greene,
licious
refreshments—apple
pie
a
la
over everything and then refuses to come off. Scouring pow- evening,
"••^'•' H^'""
Lawrence.
The new ofMarch
23.
.lames H a r t l e and Kay Johnson.
mode.
der, elbow grease, time, and patience are required for its re
Pick up for your eleven o'clock."
The whole club was present, a n d
moval. More fun.
refreshments were served after t h e
rv—Ethelbert Woodbridge Nevin ceremonies.
A n d d o n ' t t r y t o m a k e e x c u s e s , e i t h e r , g i r l s . I d o n ' t j ..j-efore and after." "For that heavy
want any of your lip — stick. Honestly, some days I think j eleven o'clock, pep up with Tri sig —Napoii, Slumber Song, Marjorie The one-act plays that a r e to b o
I'll burst a pipe trying to wash those greasy imprints off i coffee." "Help us to help you with Rathbun; Songs of Vineacre, A given in the spring have been c h o of Love, The Silver Moon, sen and casts have been completed
glasses, cups, and silverware. Some days I think the three iTri sig coffee." These were some Necklace
Tri Sigma Soffee Hour. L a s t Marie Bulger; My Desire, Louise from the Jist of try-oiitts. All tbe
girls will burst a blood vessel trying to scour it off by hand. Ithe

the
sayings
on
posters
drawn
for
week, the Sigma Sigma Sigma Sor- Clark; Arthur Flnley Nevin—Song members are a little curious a b o u t
Judging from conversations I happen to overhear occasion- ority had been helping students and of the Night Guard, Jo Lynn.
when rehearsals are going to s t a r t .
ally, there is a better place for lip imprints than on dishes. instructors to become perked up V—Charles Wakefield Cadman— Once they do, they will probably b o
Con't you save it until he comes home? The war won't last for their eleven o'clock classes by L i t t l e Papoose on W i n d - S w u n g intensive.
Bough, Ensemble; From the Land
much longer.
Now statistics may bore you, but do you know t h a t the [ seiung coffee and doughnuts in so- of t h e Sky-Blue Water, Jo Lynn; BOYS IN SERVICE
American people waste 20/! of all their food? Do you knowjciai square. The Tri sigmas wish Easter Morn in Hollywood Bowl,
(Continued from page one)
Dance of the Sunt h a t if each person had saved one-half ounce of butter a week,; to thank the faculty and students Duo-Pianos;
beams, Gwen Kephart,
.Marjorie ent? Why not tliinlc ot the Easteiis
it would have been enough to supply our entire Army last|*"r a very successful sale.
and other great times to come when
Rathbun.
our mission is accomplished? Only
y e a r ? Do you know that the garbage pail gets pretty heavy
VI—Anne Priscilla Rlsber—T h e i by .seeing the hope tliat lies beyond
sometimes and there aren't any men around to help carry it
Bluebird, Hope McCartney; W e Did,
out to empty it ? Do you know that the girls pour more half Recent, engugeiiionts h a v e kept We Did, We C'iri;iinly Did, and My tbe tomorrows and by passing tliac
and a s s u r a n c e bn t o y o u r
glasses of milk down the drain ? It's an udder waste. You're the Bel Canto Choral Club very .-Vrcady, Ensemlile; Frances MoCol- iiope
fighting men can you let them k n o w
liright people, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if you got the busy during the past few weelcs. liii—Pack Clouds .•\\vay, Marie Bul- t h a t you know what the score is.
This
watchbird
you. Were
you aa plate-cleaner
plate-cleaner j The group entertained the Rotary ger: O, Little Kill,in. I lope .McCart- They do! W i t h this added a s s u r drift is
of athis.
"This watching
is a watchbird
watching
luncheon iiiembers on February 28. ney; Powell "Weaver—.Miion-.Marthis month ?"
ince from you, they will go on .and
This meeting of the Rotary Club keting, Louise Clark; Rnheit Hood d,, the Job ahead .so that the E a s Well, I've had my say and it's time I was shutting down. was
in celebration of t h e Fortjetli Bowers — Chinese Lullab.\-, from
I hope all this didn't just go down the drain. Remember your Anniversary of the organization of "East Is West", Ensemble ;5, H a r r y ters to come will be like tne ones
we like to recall to our minds.
old friend Herman when you're eating your meals tomorrow, the elub.
Thatclier Burleigh, Heav'n, Heav'n,
We will now take up the collecand tomorrow, and tomorrow.
During Religious Emphasis Week and Deep River, P e g g y Swope; tion!
the Bel Cantos contributed various Richard Kountz — Sleepy Hollow
—vV\'—
You know, I wouldn't wish thia
musical selections to t h e meetings. Tune, Thelma Harvey; The Little a r m y onto my best enemy. We fall
On Jlarch 1, in the College Audi- French Clock, and The Sleigh, E n - in and fall out so darned much t b a t
"Please remember that the Student Cooperative Council torium, the Bel Canto Club enter- semble.
we trip over our own feet going
meetings are held at 7:30 o'clock, and that this time is not tained the Lock Haven Music Club, VII—1944 National Federation of ' each way. And it gets so hot down
going to be changed. Any student working a t Sylvania and with the musical theme centered Music Clubs, Winning Competitions here that we have to take our w a about "Pennsylvania Music and Mu- for Pennsylvania—Secular: Esther ter canteens oft our belts 'cause t h e
wishing to be on the Council will have to give up his job."
The above statement was quoted in the recent assembly program a t sicians." The same program wae Sayward Cooper—O Willow in My water in them gets so hot it begins
which nomin-ations for president of the Student Council were held. It presented to t h e student body on Garden; Sacred: Caroline Gessler— to boil and burns us. (Wow! Didn't
t h r o w s no reflection on tlic person who said it, because she was merely March 9, during the regular assem- God Built My Soul a Sbrine, Tessie think I had tbe nerve to write that! )
quoting an existing part of t h t constitution. W h y was such a statement bly hour. Portions of the program Bartges; Harvey Gaul—Thou Art While you watch the ice go out of
necessary'? Anierira is a Democracy, and we t r y to run the student body were eliminated because time would the Night Wind, Jo Lynn; Joy, E n the river and expect a flood, I swim
in a democratic manner, in accord with all American principjes and ideals. not permit the presentation of the semble.
and gingerly touch my .sunburn. Oh,
Then why base tl.? elencion of n capable president of t h e Student Council entire program.
Director, Grace Ulieme.\er; Ac- yes, t h a t ' s what we do In those odd
on such a. small clement as time. In America, persons a r e no longer proThe program In its entirety was companists, Marjorie Rathbun and and few minutes when we're n o t
hibited from voting because they cannot pay a poll tax, or because they
Gwen KepharH Aunotator, R o s e hiking, camping, .sweating, swearing,
do not own a property. W h y should a student be prevented from partici- as. follow.s:
pating in his own government simply because his parents cannot afford to
Minnie Akeley.
I—The Star Spangled Banner.
or doing K.P.
pay his school expenses? At least half of the student body are prevented
II—Pennsylvania Music and MuEnough trash for now, till I see
from holding a position on the student council because they a r e working. sicians, Mrs. Rose Minnie Akeley.
you.
Those s t u d e n t s contribute half of the suppoi-t of the Student Council—and
HI — Stephen Collins Foster —
So long and have a good Easter.
t n e school, and yet they have very little active say In w h a t is to be done
Beautiful Dreamer, Ensemble; UnMARK
with t h e money.
cle Ned, S o m e F o l k s Do, J a n e
P.S. Tell Miss Russell I said heUo.
T h e national constitution has It, and I'm sure our constitution also
to
Mark's address Is as follows;
does—the power of amending itself. The m a t t e r seems very simple to me. Thomas, Thelma H a r v e y ; I Dream
NOC W
Pvt. G. M. Beals 33961700
Amend the constitution so t h a t one half the student body—the more aca- of Jeannle, l-oulse Clark; Gentle
demically capable half it has been proved, haa a fighting chance to hold Annie, Peggy Swope; Descant. Hope
Co. D—229th Bn—69th Reg.
office In the S t u d e n t Council. Surely t h a t Is t h e American way.
McCartney.
C a m p Blandlng, Florida
MEMBER OF N. A. S.

Pi Kappa Sigma

Alpha Sigma Tau

HERMAN SPEAKS

A. C. E.

Musical Memos

STUDENT COOPERATIVE COUNCIL?

Easter Vacation
Saturday. Fir-- h 24

Wednesday J April 4

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THE COLLEGE TIMES

SPORTS

Eye-Strain

Page Three

S H RMJV K A GE

By CHARLIE HORSE
By LE JUNE PIER
By EECKIE
My Day (Delta Rho Beta Version)
This month we present an ancient
couldn't give bim my ticket, but
Tlie Clown was in a spry mood
play—
tlie ride wasn't worth it anyhow.
ihe other day as he rumpled my
I will sell my tickets and use tbe
GREAT CAESAR!
hair, p u l l e d out my chair and
money as a down payment on thia
By DOC
laughed directly into my facial a n or
year's income tax.
After a two-week period of In- atomy. Now I'm a peaceful guy B E W A R E T H E IDES O F MARCH
Minnlcas Belt: That's a good idea.
tensive practice, t h e swimming team (they say!), and I can stand anyBy Shakes Pier
None of us want the F.B.I, s h a d did remarkably well at the Middle thing from t w e n t y lashes to a
By "BONNIE"
owing us all s u m m e r like they
Atlantic Amateur Athletic Cham- Princeton Bqr (wrestling termlnolAct I, Scene I
The Girls' Basketball team began pionships a t Philadelphia on F r i did Loey O'Neill last year. P a y
Time—March 1.5.
og.v, ole boy!), but to be laughed a t
t h e i r basketball season here with a day, March 16.
as you go, girl.s, or go (to jail)
Place—an old Sylvania p l a n t
as only the Clown can do it is defing a m e with Elizabethtown College
a s you pay.
The team, coaclied by Miss Spikmilking chariot wheels for the Gallic
r e b r u a r y 23. The Maroons lo.st 34- ings, consisted of Ruth Preston, itely where the clothe.sline breaks.
W a r effort.
Curtain falls to the sad muAs
I
arose
(perfectly
seething
21 agiiinst fhe faster and more ex- Marion Burkhart, Janice Sackett,
. The curtain rises to t h e soft
sic of "This It No Laughing
perienced E-town team. Three var- liYances KiLsoonk and Harold Zei- with anger), I debated with myself
Matter." ( R e q u e s t e d by
about whether to engage the enemy j ' ^ ^ ' " ^ ' " ' ^ °^ "Ain't Got a Dime to My
s i t y veterans of last season and ders.
Heckart, of course.)
verbally,
physically
or
both.
I
had
I
N'i'"e."
sung
by
t
h
a
t
ageless
bard,
t h r e e frosh started for tbe Bald
Ruth Preston, Marion Burkhart just about reached a decision when I RinsUis Crosby, over tlie public adEagles.
Act 2, Scene 2, Awful 2
and J.anice Sackett, who participa- — well, g u e s s what?
the lock . ^''•®-'^'' system. Seated a t tables and
The score a t the half was 22-3 ted In the l,')0-yard medley reliiy for clicked—and in walked tho Shiek j bovering over m a c h i n e s ,we find I'lace: Cafeteria of old Sylvania
plant. Workers are eating a r a with the visitors leading, but Lock women took third place. Harold !,(from Flemington. Pa.). All com- '"=1"^ Roman d e f e n s e
workers
tioned amount of whatever R o m H a v e n made a great comeback to Zeiders did not place in the 50-yard j „ „ t i „ „ stopped as we listened to h^™l>Ped.in togas .and deep tliought
a n s eat.
.(lutscore Elizabethtown 18-12 in the f^gp j,,y|g f„^ ^^^^ „,jj, ^^.^ Frances the Shiek relate his previous night's :^^^'""'"" Owens: How t r u e a r e the
JM.argie HadJbckicus: W a n t some
second half. M. Forney with 17 Kiisdimk in the 100-yard free style
and ] words of the minstrel! "Ain't Got
music while you eat. girls? I'll
lioints was high scorer for Eliza- for women.
we shot the bull . . . iinel we listened I a Dime to My Name." Friday
play the juke box for you.
liethtown whUe S a l l y
Zubler
Among the other participants in
night
was
pay
day,
.and
Saturday
Patticas Brittlebrun: N o t unlesis
morning
I
was
off
to
the
Hunt.
the Clown was active pestering the
you've learned to work it. All
i o r Lock Haven.
holder of all flve world backstroke !
Now where am I? Flat broke.
Shiek and disrupting an intensely
you ever make it do is bolng,
records.
Ensign
Kiefer
set
.a
new
The line u p :
interesting Bull Session. "Now is Marcis Maiischik: 'Tis all too true.
boing, tioing, boing, boing, boing,
Yon bursar bath a lean and hunElizabeithtown—Forwards—Fox, 2 pool record for the 100-yard back- the time," I tell myself, "to end thes
boing, boing.
gry look. He thinks too much,
-points; Forney, 17; Krebs, 13; N. stroke in 59.7-10.
spasmodic fiares with my own ten
Margie: I can make it work now.
Miss
Leola
Thomas
from
Penn
such
men
are
dangerous.
Forney, 0; Bucher, 2; Guards—Julittle fingers." Well, when we got
To prove It I'll play "Tax for the
Hall Junior College was a double
lius, Longwell, Mahan, Kopp.
through with each other, we both Cornelia Kniffin: I fare better than
Memory."
winner, taking flrst place in both
you,
my
friends.
I
will
be
able
to
Lock Haven — Forwards—Hanka,
looked lilie two characters f r o m
Bar Coatecus: After that please
the 100-yard backstroke in 1 nflnute
eat
supper
two
nights
before
next
« : Coates. 1; Zubler, 11; Drye, 3; 12 2-10 seconds and the 100-yard Barbary Coast!!
play my favorite, "Are You H a v pay
as
soon
as
I
collect
fifty
cents
E n t r a en la Senator (The 'Gentle'
Cuards—Rockey, Sackett, T h o m p - free style in 1 minute 5 8-10 secing Any F u n d s ? "
from Rusty Thomas (Stem Dept.)
man from Loganton, Pa.) puffing
«ion, Kilsdonk, Bonfllio.
Gladiator Detwiler: Don't forget my
onds.
for
getting
her
name
in
this
colout on an ebony-hued stick a .series
On Feb. 28, the Varsity journeyed
request—"Salary Stops at .ilidSpecialist Second Class Wally Ris
umn.
night."
-to Elizabethtown to piay a return of Balnbridge, won tbe 200-yard of tones which sound vaguely famil- Monitor Reed: Do not puff thyigame. Although they lost 18-24, men's tree style by beating Gene iar. (Deep t h o u g h t ! ! ) . Oh, yes—
Radiator Houck: And then, before
self
up,
Cornelia.
Knowest
thou
we go home, let'.s everybody ising
-they had improved in their tech- Rogers, Columbia University holder "I'm Beginning to See the Light."
not that today is March flfteenth?
"I've Got a Touch of Taxes In
n i q u e and the game turned out to of the national Intercollegiate fur- Soothing little tune. J e s , about a s
Today
Is
the
deadline
for
t
h
e
filsoothing as a dentist's drill. EspeMy Talk."
be very fast and exciting. H i g h long title by a c o u p l e of arm
ing
of
your
income
tax
return.
cially when the Senator is playing
Julias Pavlock: I left Sylvania last
(Bcorer for E-town was Krebs, 12 lengths. Ris shaved almost two full
You
will
have
to
declare
t
h
a
t
it with it (the Tickle Stick) shoved
pay day singing "Oh, W h a t a
Dolnts, and for the Bald Eagles, seconds off the m a r k set by John
fifty cents and pay tax on it.
about halfway into my Eustachian
Beautiful Morning, Oh W h a t a
SaUy Zubler with 10 points.
Macionis, former Olympic and Yale tube. I asked him if he would kindly Dorthea Holienbach:
Woe, woe,
Beautiful Pay." Only a few d a y s
The line u p s :
University ace, in 1935. Besides set- extract the vibrating object from
woe. I forgot to mail my tax rehave passed, and now the B u r s a r
Elizabethtown—Forwards—Krebs, ting a new mark for the 200-yard my ear lest he injure my tympanic
turn. I must needs end it ail by
has half my check and the gov12 points; Fox, 2; Cronie, 0; N. free style men's event, Ris also set membrane. Of course, he wouldn't
sticking my tweezers into my maernment %vants the other half.
T-ornfiy, 2; M. Forney, 8; Guards— a new record for the 50-yard men's hear to that and I j u s t couldn't hear
chine. I neiiriy electrocuted myBrutias Curran; Ah, Julias, r e m e m .Julius, B u r k b o l d e r , Longwell, free style by doing it in 23.7.
self
t
h
a
t
way
last
week,
and
the
(period!). So, the Merry-Go-Round
ber the flve dollars you owe m e !
Joe Verduer, N a t i o n a l AAU went 'round and it goes around a l s e c o n d shock always works.
3£ropp.
Julias Pavlock: Et tu. Brute!
breaststroke
champion,
easily
won
Good-by, cruel world.
Lock Haven — Forwards—Zubler,
most every day at the Delta Rho
Julius falls, twilight fails, deep
Cassias H a n k a : Do not stop her,
30; Coates, 0; Drye, 0; Hanka, 8; his speciality by butterflying home Beta.
purple
falls, curtain talks, everyin
1.02.0.
gentle
friends.
It
is
better
this
<3uardis—Rockey, Bonfllio, Coates,
Now that competitive swimming
way t h a n to become like poor thing falls
Kilsdonk.
down,
Ruthicas Preston. Poor Ruthicas
The Maroons arrived in Gettys- has found a place in t h e atliletic
sits all night and talks to the litdown,
b u r g on March 3, to play their department of the college. M i s s
tle things she is maliing, , t h i r d and last game of the season. Spikings expects to have a full seadown,
'
son
of
competition
next
year.
insists
they
talk
back
to
her.
TThe game was much slower than
By GRAYCE CHAMBERS
to the depths of debt.
Thyracas McClaln: 'Tis sad, 'tis
t h o s e played with Elizabethtown
I slinll take this opportunity to
FINIS
sad, and I fear my jioor sister
A t t h e half the sc
icoie
was
16-8
in!
Dromotics
Clttb
Plays
wish t h e two readers on by column
Peticas is going the .«anic way. (Sorry, Badick, we couldn't work
favor of Gettysb urg. Again t h e
Rehearsals are now ggoing
o i n g „n for a h a p p y Easter. Happy Easter,
Only last night she tried to sit >"" ' " this time, but it was a Rom.ui
X/Ock Haven team gained during the
Eggs. Corny, isn't it? ^Vell, it's
four plays. The casts Include:
down in the eight o'clock chariot, l''-'.^' '"i"'' t'l.i-:. was no jiart for a
t h i r d quarter but lost 23-30
soon
time
to
plant
tlie
spring
corn.
Can the Leopard?
where there was no seat a t all! | f"'*^'^'^- Hope jnu'll iimlersiand. It's
The line ui>s:
ISO
I
guess
it's
all
ri^lit
t
o
use
a
Director, Peggy Swope
She had been trying to flmire out ""'>' '"''"^f luejutlift, nothing else.)
Gettysburg—Forwards—Miller, 4; | Gcorgina
Rose Minnie Akeley little corn.
her income tax the niHlit lufore.
Faye Bronson
Sis Smith h.is composed a new
T i t t l e , S; Irle, IS; Maquire, 0; Minnie
""^
Nancy Zimmerman song entitled "Three F a t Mice," Hellene King: Soniotiiiies i think I
C.uards—Baubaker, Hunde, Moyer. Charlotte
ought to wake ilnnnieas up and
Vivian Nichnlais which is do.stined to become the day
Lock Haven — Forwards—Zubler, Maid
tell her about all these things,
Doris Montressor room's theme song.
30; Hanka, 7; Soweis. o; Drye, 0; Cook
and sometimes 1 think it i,.< bettei•lonn
Peggy
Swope
The Raster bunny brought Betty i for her mental state to let her
Guards—Rockey, Suekett, Bonfllio,
When Shakespeare's Ladies Meet P.ai-n. I'.s iiian lionie. Betty is a con- j slcej) through lite.
Kilsdonk.
j
Director, Marie Bulger
flrnied believer in tli.it lil' ole bunny. Irenia Budashicus: You'd b e t t e r
Portia
Ruth Preston
Loretta Moran is using a husky
wake her up now, and keep her
Desdi nionia
Minnie Belt voice ill an imitation of Lauren
awake. You know about the little
Katherine
Ailegra lieighard Bacall. Of course she doesn't quite
Lunches
chat she had with her foreman
Ophelia
luan Yon get the reaction th.at Bacall gets.
the other night in the office. True
Loretta Moran
I n t r a m u r a l basketball season end- Cleopatra
Banana. Brown is not the dumbest
Groceries
to this month. Boniiicas went in:
Josephine Lynn girl in the day room, but slie isn't
ed last week with the following Juliet
like Delicatessen
Now Is t h e Time
tbe lirightcst. The other day ishe
etandings:
lamb.
Director, Kay Johnson
decided tliat if we got a cigarette Dottia Heston: Yes, she said their
Played Won
Pot.
Walter
, . J a m r s Hartle holder to smoke the one cigarette
talk was just a little "eye-opener." (
;Zippers
6
5
.833 Charles
Bill Brown we have, t h e n we wouldn't get Els^a Preston: Well, tbe foreman's
Ury-ups
6
3
.500 Lucy
Virginia Speaker germs when It was passed around.
right. Bimnicas doesn't have to
"Underdogs
6
2
.333
Kate
Kitty Kelley W h a t I would like to know is, when
go around looking like a cadaver.
Bulldozers
6
2
.333
Rose
Sara Zubler did holders become germ-proof?
all the time.
'
The following are members of the Cora
Carolyn Carpenter
Kind-hearted Mary lias allowed Maria Conkey: What's a cadaver?
Zubier's Zippers, the winning t e a m : Madge
Martha Badick the memf.'rs of the elite 5i0 in tlie
Rita Golebiesky: I don't know, but
Sally Zubler, Doc Kilsdonk, Louise
Twenty Years L a t ^
day room one towel—to last a week.
I think it's what we're having for
Harnish, Grace Davis, Jo Paola,
Director, P a t Bodle
At tbe end of one week 2,i0 pairs of
supper tonight.
N a n c y Rockey, Phil Sowers, Doris Beryl Vahn
Beverly Walls hands will have touched It.
Irenia Gulitus: Stop w o r r y i n g ,
Montresser. After a very energetic Mrs. Fenner
Dorothy Heston
Nancy Zimmerman has decided to
girls. I've just discovered a new
season, they were awarded a dinner Eiisa Von Kemmerer. Ethel Johnson smoke opium since cigarettes a r e
way to save money—don't buy
a t the Dutch Inn on Tuesday, March Elizabeth Gray . . . M a r l o n B u r k h a r t so hard to get. She h;ijs contacted
chariot tickets! I tried and tried
20.
Mildred
Betty Lorigan a dealer and will take orders from
to reach the chariot driver last
Manager Nancy Rockey invites Alevia Borden
Lois O'Neill a n y t h a t may wish to indulge.
night, but there were too many
everyone to come out for badminton Peggy Cartaret
Mary Curran
Emily Smart should collect a part
people piled around him. I just
and volleyball which began l a s t Mary French . .. Josephine Pavlock of Mary's check, for she h a s taken
week.
Patsy
Edith Machtiey over a partial sh.nre of her duties
GOOD FOOD AT
At the last W.A.A. meeting Bon- Carey
Jean Reed and gripeinp.
For a r a t a day keeps the mice
nie Bonfllio w a s elected vice-presi"Can t h e Leopard ?", T w e n t y
away.
dent, because of the resignation of Years Later," a n d "Now Is the We'd love to feed
If you did your s t u d e n t teaching
::'re fat,
REASONABLE PRICES
Eleanor Hardy.
Time" will be presented on S a t u r - For tomorrow A.'J
..liiig a nice In your freshman year instead of
big cat.
Sunday, March 11, the W.A.A. w a s day e v e n i n g , April 28. "When
your senior year, there would be
to Kelp you hundreds leas teachers In the proin charge of the vesper prograni. Shakespeare's Ladies Meet" will be To pounce upon
play
T h e theme was "Better Teaching." presented in assembly.
fession.

Yarsity Team
Loses Games But
l>^ot Spirit_

TC Does Well in
Swimming Meet

Dayhop Bedlam

J.

CAMPUS
CORNER

WAA Notes

HENRY'S

DAIRY LUNCH

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THE COLLEGE TIMES

Religious Week
Very Successful

^LOOK HOW POPULAR
^
MCLEN IS. SMC USED TO
BE SUCH A WALL-FLOWER
BEFORE SHE JOINED
THE WAVES
Religious E m p h a s i s Week, which

Campus

By LOIS O'NEILL

wajs held on our campus from Febr u a r y 27 to March 2. proved to be
very successful. The theme of the
programs "Wake Up and Live" was
interesting and inspiring, and a
t h e meetings lured large numbers
of students.
The guest speakers included: Rev.
J. Rester Schultz, Rev. Edwerth
Korte, Mrs. Donald Carruthers, her
daughter, Mrs. Robert J. Stickler,
and Mrs. Robert H. Eads.
C o u n s e l o r s from the various
churches of Lock Haven held conferences with t h e students of any
particular religion.
The first meeting was held on
Everybody likes these poised, smart,
The WAVES need thousands more young
Tuesday morning a t t e n o'clock.
Irim-looking young women who have
women, between 20-36 for interesting,
Doris Greene Introduced the speakgone "all-oul" for VIclory.
well-paying, war-winning work.
e r s for the week and Mr. Shultz
s p o k e on "Christianity, and the
the German people Is t h e theme of
W o r l d of Tomorrow." At nine
this best-seller by Glenway Weao'clock t h a t night, Hope McCartney
cott.
By MARIAN KRATZER
presided over a meeting in the audiAnd now to something- of another
This is the beginning of the last
torium a t which Mrs. Carruthers
q u a r t e r of this school year. T h a t sort. Sumner Welles a n d his coldiscussed "A Great T i m e to Be means there a r e only nine more laborators have given u s the basic
Alive," a talk which made us realize weeks left for you to read those facts on which our ideologies of
wh.at a truly marvelous age this is. novels that your heart h a s been set foreign policy should be based. An
on. Besides all the other best-sellers Intelligent American's Guide to t h e
At ten o'clock on Tuesday evening
already in tbe lending library, seven Peace giv<:s in condensed form the
in the Social Room Mr. Korte spoke new books have been added.
essential facts of geography, econwith wisdom and sincerity on "The
Black Boy Is the exciting story omy, and history for every ImporChristian Approach to Marriage." I of a Negro child growing up in t h e t a n t country In the world. The aim
of the book Is to help American citOn Wednesday evening, Tessle South. It Is the moving and terrible izens to understand better our forstory of Richard Wright's childBartges presided over the meeting hood and tells of his struggles with eign relations.
and Mr. Shultz spoke on "Contem- hopelessness, fear, poverty and his
Stanley Vestal has told the story
porary Obligations." After this the eventual triumph. It will challange of the Missouri River in a way t h a t
girls were entertained in the YWCA your thinking, and help you to gives it personality. H e does not
r o o m b y Mrs. C a m f t h e r s , Mrs. understand better some of Amer- neglect the people whose lives were
ica's problems.
influenced by the Missouri. The
Stickles, and Mrs. Eads. An Iny«oman's Hospital takes us to author Is famous for his historical
formal discussion on "Popularity" London Hospital for its setting. works on the Old West.
w a s enjoyed by everyone.
T h e heroine is a young -woman docTo the religious shelf has been
A panel discussion w a s t h e pro- tor who is desperately in love. This added The New Testament in Engg r a m for T h u r s d a y night. " P r e p - book takes you Inside t h e walls of lish. This Is a Catholic translation
aration Today for t h e Lite of To- the institution, and lets you live of the Vulgate. It Is written with
morrow" was discussed by most of for a while, sharing t h e diverse clarity and Is supplemented with
t h e guest speakers.
human personsillties found there. footnotes. Since the author, Ronald
The program of t h e week closed The author is Helen Ashton. The A. Knox, has written in t h e vernaca t a.ssembly on F r i d a y morning, i book Is excellent for reading aloud. ular, it Is particularly helpful to
Here's another novel about the the common reader.
T h e Bel Cantos added beauty to the
(Service with a few devotional selec- war. "Apartment in Athens," says
The Lending Library appreciates
tions. Mr. Shultz told us of t h e ! Clifton Fadiman, "is the first con- the excellent patronage of the past
siderable
American
work
of
a
r
t
to
friends he had made here and of j
few months. However, m a t t e r s
how we, as young people, would ' come out of tbe war." Although the would be a lot easier for the bookever remind him of the work be is ; setting is Greece, it could have keeper if students returned books
doing in helping youth prepare Itself 1 taken place in almost a n y European promptly. Promptness would help
spiritually for t h e future.
| country. Learning to understand your pocket book and give others
a chance at the books.

Your Last Chance

R O X Y I MARTIN
LOCK HAVEN'S LEADING THEATRES
Thurs.-Fri.-Sat.
MARCH 22 to 24

'Hangover Square'
featuring
LAIRD CREGAR
LINDA DARNELL
DAYS — STARTING
SUNDAY—MARCH 25

4 Claudette 3olbert

Fred MacMurray
in

'Practicdly Yours'
— COMING —
LAUREL and HARDY
in

'Nothing But Trouble'
VAN JOHNSON
in

'Between Two Women'
ERROL FLYNN
in

Sat (2 HITS) March 24
GLORIA JEAN
in

'The Reckless Age'
BASIL RATHBONE
in

'Pearl of Death'

Elizabeth's
Shoppe
Ladies Wearing Apparel,
Jewelry & Gifts

featuring
FREDERIC MARCH
CHARLES LAUGHTON
ELISSA LANDI

Dope from Diz
By GUESTWRITER
HAL ZEIDERS
Joe Bernas got m e into this 80
blame it on him.
Lois O'Neill copies Hedda H o p per's style, so why can't I?
F r a n k Yon is here on his weekly
visit. Right now he's trying to sell
Hartle a stamp for ten cents. He
just bought it from me for three
cents.
Bernas is studying, for a change.
Bill Royer has his book open, but
that's a s far a s It goes. His mind
operates on only one subject.
Jim Cooklls Is singing his own
arrangement of "Don't Fence Me
In." H e wakes us up every morning
with the "Trolley Song."
Dietz just came in looking for a
match. Jan must have swiped another cigarette for him. Uh, oh,
my mistake. H e got It from Dot
Holienbach. I hear that's how she
keeps Dietz around.
Bob Currin is pestering me, as
usual. Life would be dull without
him. Who would keep me up all
night, and then drag me out of bed
in the morning?
It is now time for Rev. Mr. Bernas, and F a t h e r J a m e s H a r t l e to
have their evening service. It is an
elaborate set-up. P i n - u p girls all
over t h e wall, with an a l t a r on the
window-sill. Oh, yes. Bill Royer is
the a l t a r boy. He lights the candies and blows them out. Bernas
got his gjasses back, so tonight he's
leading the prayers. H e will when
he quits looking at the pin-ups, I
mean.
Bill Brown seems on the fickle
side. Between listening to his stories '
about girls, and his double-talk, I
the "dorm" is going crazy. Ask I
Bartges about the wrestling match
he had with himself. It seems Bill's j
double-talk had him mixed up.
Every Sunday Steve gets two I
desserts. It seems the one comes
with " c o m p l i m e n t s of Gracie." i
That's probably t h e reason Steve;
never gripes about the fd.
\
Just a minute, Volansky wants a :
nickle to call "DeDe." W h a t ' s the
matter, George? Don't you talk ;
when you go out with her?
j
Here comes "Straight A" Wyland '
again. He wants to be "Straight A"
with women now. All he ever talks ;
about is girls. Silly b girls called him cute, and be just I
can't get over It.
;
For the sake of his marks, Paul 1
Ballock had better s t a r t settling his :
own troubles. Dr. North doesn't
like getting out of be the morning.
Rev. Stonge Is a new member of '
the boys' dorm. At last we have a
gentleman in the dormitory. The
boys gave him a room far down the
hail. Could it be they consider us

a bad influence?
Coach J a c k Is now a happy manFormula: One room next to hia
minus Joe Bernas equals m u c h
sleep. I forgot to mention t h a t
F r a n k Yon and Bill Royer used t o
serenade Joe at all hours of t h a
morning. One night six beds a c cumulated in t h a t room. P.S. Coach
J a c k looked very sleepy t h e n e x t
morning.
J u s t had a hot rumoi-. John S o k n s k y is trying to cut in on Bill
Royer. We wonder, does he woo
Helen with his ixiikas and cowboyrecords?
We all say good-bye to F r a n k
Lingenfelter, and wish him the b e s t
of luck.
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Thurs.-Fri.
March 29-30
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March 25-26
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