COLLEGE TIMES
State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
Vol. IX.

FRIDAY DECEMBER 4, 1931

No. 12

Coach Kaiser's

Champions Have Undefeated

Great Credit Is Due the Coach
for Success of Football
Team

Season

Dr. Armstrong Urges Transfer of
Football Spirit to Other
Interests

In turning out a championship team,
h e r e at Lock Haven State Teachers College, Coach H. J. Kaiser continues his
fine work of previous years at various
schools in the West.
Leaving the Jamestown High School
of Jamestown, North Dakota, in 1919,
w i t h the enviable record of being an all
state tackle for two years, Mr. Kaiser
entered North Central College at Napierville, Illinois, Here he m a d e athletic history with his versatility. In his
t h r e e years of football, he played tackle,
end, and half back. As a basketball
player he earned three letters after
playing guard, center, and forward. He
also rriade three letters in baseball and
was a letterman in track. In his last
year of college, Mr, Kaiser w a s captain
of both the football and basketball
teams.
At Camp Custer, Battle Creek, Michigan, he was awarded a gold medal for all
around physical efficiency.
In 1924, Coach Kaiser assumed his duties as athletic coach at Artesia High
School, in Artesia, New Mexico, F r o m
1925 to June, 1931, as athletic coach at
State Teachers College, Mayville, North
Dakota, Coach Kaiser t u r n e d out many
winning football teams. Here his basketball teams w e r e state champions for
two years. For five consecutive years,
his baseball teams w e r e state champions. Not only was he successful h e r e
as a coach, but he was very instrument a l in having a new athletic field and
gymnasium built at the North Central
College.
In 1931, he received his master's deg r e e in physical education at Columbia.
As a coach, h e has taken football
coaching under such notables as the late
K n u t e Rockne, Bob Zuppke, of Illinois;
Thistlewaite, of Wisconsin, and Tom
Leib, of Notre Dame, and St. Mary's College in California. H e has t a k e n basketball coaching under Ruby, of Illinois;
Meanwell, of Wisconsin; Olsen, of P u r due, and Bresham, of Oklahoma.

On Monday, November 23, Dr. Dallas
W. Armstrong made t h e following
speech in chapel:
"I r e a d in t h e papers that you had a
very enthusiastic 'Pep' meeting here on
Friday and I suppose we shall need t o
be careful that anything said h e r e this
morning will not be an anti-climax to
that meeting.
"I think some of you here h a v e h e a r d
me tell a story of a court room scene in
Franklin, Pennsylvania, where one lone
lawyer sat at one table and eight or ten
lawyers sat at another table and the one
man w a s controlling t h e whole situation
in spite of t h e number of his opponents
at this court trial because he was t h e
best lawyer. We all admire this lawyer
who knew his case so well and was so
well trained. We all admire t h e man who
knows and t h e man who does. No m a t ter in what fleld of activity w e may be,
we h a v e a great admiration for the man
who knows and the m a n who can do.
"I suppose you noticed in t h e paper a
few days ago an article about t h e r e union of the 1894 football players of L e land Stanford University with t h e President of the United States at the White
House. President Hoover was a student
at t h e Leland Stanford University a t
that time and was manager of this football team. I was interested in knowing
that President Hoover had been so intimately connected with athletics in his
student days.
"I noticed in the College Times t h a t
some one had posted t h e scores that t h e
team had made this year. I thought it
might be of interest to you to go back to
records of scores made by former teams.
In 1926 we had a football team who made
six points. We failed to make t h e extra
point. It is so long ago that I just can't
account how we got that. Although
some of our opposing teams w e r e high
(Continued on page 6)

L. H. T. C. Closes
A Successful Season

Y.M. Cabinet to
Attend Conference
T h e annual Student-Faculty Conference, tmder the auspices of t h e Pennsylvania State Student Council of t h e State
Young Men's Christian Association, is to
b e held at Elizabethtown College at
Elizabethtown, on December 4, 5, 6, 1931.
The theme of the conference will b e
"Making Jesus Christ a Vital Experience."
Several outstanding speakers. Dr.
H e n r y Hodgkin, Dr. P e t e r K. Emmons
and Mr. Jesse R. Wilson, have been secured and will guide t h e t r e n d of t h e
conference into a vital and meaningful
experience to those attending.
Dr. Henry Hodgkin, of Kings College,
Cambridge, and St. Thomas Hospital,
London, has an exceptional record of varied and active service throughout t h e
world. He served a five-year period of
(Continued on page S)

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Bringing to a close t h e most successful
and impressive season in almost a q u a r ter of a century of football. Lock H a v e n
State Teachers College has established
itself flrmly on the top rung in inter-collegiate football. Playing a schedule of
nine games, five of which w e r e on foreign fields, t h e Kaiser-coached eleven
boasts seven victories and two ties. F o r
the second time in as m a n y years, L. H.
T. C. has won t h e mythical Teachers College championship b y a wide margin.
Their enviable achievement is obvious
in view of the following record:

"The Ivory Door" to
Maroon and Gray Hold
Be Presented Dec. 11 Dickinson to 0-0 Score
During seasons wherein the drama is
too often concerned with distasteful
realism, hodge-podges of sex and feeble
attempts at comedy, the plays of A. A.
Milne a r e always happy innovations.
"The Ivory Door," to be presented b y the
Dramatic Club, December 11, is an illustration of the above statement. Mr.
Milne, an Englishman, is undoubtedly
one of our most eminent playwrights.
In recent seasons the Broadway stage
has paid tribute to his "Michael and
(Continued on page 8)

Before a crowd of 2,500 people, a large
majority of whom were Lock Haven
rooters, the State Championship Lock
Haven Teachers College succeeded in
wearing down two teams of football
players representing Dickinson Seminary, but were unable to score when two
placement kicks w e r e unsuccessful.
The game started with Dickinson
Seminary instituting a drive down t h e
field that made things look bad for Lock
Haven. The Lock Haven team soon r a l (Continued on page 8)

L. H. T. C. 13;
L. H. T. C. 7;
L. H. T. C. 34;
L. H. T. C. 32;
L. H. T. C. 65;
L. H. T. C. 19;
L. H. T. C. 26;
L. H. T. C. 12;
L . H . T . C . 0;

Slippery Rock T. C. .
Indiana T. C
Mansfleld T. C
Millersville T. C. . . .
Kutztown T. C
Bloomsburg T. C. . . .
West Chester T. C. ..
Clarion
Dickinson Seminary

0
7
0
14
0
7
0
0
0

COLLEGE

"Whitey" Lawrence Big
Aid in Team's Success
F e w people realize that "Whitey"
Lawrence as football trainer has been
very influential in t h e record established
by the Maroon a n d Gray football
champs.
You'll flnd him up at the school every
day of the seven day week. He labors

Resume of the Season
On Sept. 19 after two weeks of hard
practice. Coach Kaiser took his well
conditioned squad to Slippery Rock to
open up a new relationship in football.
Slippery Rock was completely surprised.
The Maroon and Gray came out on top
after a hard fought battle by a score of
13-0. Incidentally, this was Slippery
Rock's first defeat in seven years on
their home field. The flrst score was
made flve minutes after t h e game started, when Wepsic plunged through right
tackle. Shively s c o r e d the second
touchdown on an intercepted pass. Lock
Haven had nine flrst downs to Slippery
Rock's four.
The second game was played a t the
College field, with Indiana t h e opponent.
The game was hard fought and well
played. After Burd had scored a touchdown in the second quarter and Hart
had scored the extra point, Indiana came
back in the third quarter to tie u p the
game at 7-7. That was t h e final score.
Again the Maroon showed plenty of
power, getting nine first downs to seven
for Indiana.
After a week's lay-off, the boys entrained for Mansfleld on October 10.
Here, behind a large body of L. H. S. T.
C. rooters, the champions piled up a
large score and an easy victory of 34-0.
Hart and Wepsic featured with some fine
running. The line had a fiesta and holes
(Continued on page 3)

Credit Due Faculty
Manager Sullivan

TRAINER LAWRENCE
from morning to night so that his boys
will be in condition for that next game.
"Whitey" has kept our reserve power
ready for call. He has done excellent
work in getting the boys back into the
game after they had been injured.
It seems that "Whitey" is a rabbit's
foot with that cheery "Hello" and that
contagious smile. The team can't help
but be championship caliber with t h e
help of such a trainer. For the past two
years he has seen L. H. T. C. rise from
the dust to the throne as champions.

In Social Square
The scene is social square; time about
8:00 P. M, You see a man, a very young
man, a very spruce man, h a t on one side,
a "sheikish" sort of look about him, a
regular "she-man." He is all there but
she isn't—as usual, she is late. He is
doing his best to look unconcerned. He
walks up and down talking to himself
after this style: "Nice thing. Five minutes to—thought she was coming down
the stairs—hats all look alike somehow.
Two minutes to. Pity I got those seats
for t h e concert. Well, it's t h e last time.
If she doesn't come soon I'm through
with girls. Wonder who she thinks I
am." Well, just as h e is about dead with
anxiety and impatience, down the steps
she comes, nonchalantly, and says,
"HeUo, Charles. Am I late?" And
Charles says, "Late? Not at all, I just
came."
At the regular Wednesday noon meeting of the Day Room Y. W., plans were
formulated for a luncheon to be held
in the little day room Tuesday noon.
This is to further the friendship and
feeling of co-operation among the girls.
Several other meetings of this type, including two picnics, have been successfully carried out during t h e earlier part
of the year.

Cornelius Sullivan, faculty manager
of athletics, is another man who has seen
*.ock Haven rise and fall in the football
world. His interesting talks on the days
that have gone (thank Heaven) never
fail to hold the interest of the student
body. Sully, as he is known to t h e students, has unusual ability at making the
most sober thing take on a comical aspect when he tells it. It is well that
some one can recall the humiliating
years that Lock Haven Teachers College
went through in football and make us
laugh. But now those years have gone
and still Mr, Sullivan stands at the wheel
guiding Lock Haven athletics on to new
fields of achievement and new championships. With experience in the rough
seas of defeat, Mr, Sullivan is well
adapted to t h e job of keeping the good
ship. Lock Haven Teachers College, off
the rocks for many years to come.

TIMES

Maroon and Gray Hold
Dickinson to 0-0 Score
(Continued from page 1)
Ued, however, and stopped the onrushing Seminary boys. FinaUy wearing
down their less hardy opponents, the
Lock Haven Champions started a drive
of their own which placed t h e ball on
the 14-yard line as the quarter ended.
Coach Heisel, of Dickinson, rushed in a
new team of men and was thus able to
stop Lock Haven and to threaten in the
second and third quarter to score. At
the end of the third quarter the Dickinson team was again worn down to t h e
size of the Lock Haven boys and from
then on it was a matter of Dickinson's
flghting with their backs to t h e wall to
prevent Lock Haven's scoring. Time and
again Lock Haven thrust deep into the
Dickinson territory only to lose the ball
within 15 yards of the goal. With no
more freshmen, Heisel's army appeared
in a bad way and the indications were
that five more minutes of play would
have found the Dickinson team on the
losing end of the score.
Aided by 7 offside penalties Seminary
was able to score more first downs than
Lock Haven. They were on t h e big end
of a total of 13 flrst downs to 9. While
their team was fresh Dickinson gained
more ground than Lock Haven,
COACH GRIFFIN
Dickinson was all set to stop Kenneth
Hart, who has been a thorn in t h e side of
Donald W. Griffin, as head line coach
all opponents this season. With two men at L. H. T. C , has helped to make t h e
constantly laying for Kenneth and a de- Black and Orange line a bulwark of
fense perfected to stop end runs. Lock strength and power. Not only does h e
Haven had diificulty in gaining any enjoy his job as coach but he derives
ground that way but succeeded in mak- much pleasure from playing any of the
ing plenty of ground through t h e heavi- line positions with the boys.
er Dickinson line.
At Lock Haven High School, Coach
While Seminary was stopping Lock Griffin made history in the field of athHaven's end runs, George Shively was letics.
making their end runs look terrible.
At the University of Pennsylvania, h e
Time and again he brought the crowd to was a member of the freshman team.
their feet by evading two and three in- Later upon transferring to Princeton, h e
terferers and flnally throwing for losses made a place for himself on the varsity
the back who was carrying the ball. He during the years 1921-22.
was slightly injured near the end of the
Since graduation from Pennsylvania,
game, but Whitey assures us that before he has been line coach at Lock Haven
the week is over Shive will b e around High School in 1924; in 1925 and 1926, h e
in good shape again.
was line coach of the freshman team at
Cowfer was the main Une gainer for Princeton. During the seasons of 1929,
Lock Haven, getting many gains on his 30 and 31 he has been line coach here at
t)ae college.
(Continued on page 3)
,y Much credit is due him for his fine
work as line coach of the Lock Haven
State Teachers College champions.

Barbara Sloop and Jean Mateer should
be v e r y proficient at clogging if nightly
practice in the pressing room has anything to do with it.
Claire Wade—"But Mr. Lehman, I can
never reach that note."
Mr. Lehman—"Get a chair."
First Dumb Dora—"How many years
ago was Lincoln's Gettysburg address
COACH FREDERICKS
written?"
Second Dumb Dora—"Four score and
In J, Wynn Fredericks, coach Kaiser
seven years ago. Let's see, that would has found a valuable coaching asset for
be 87 years ago."
his champions. As a backfleld mentor.
Coach Fredericks has helped to make
•W^e've found out why the freshmen are the backs as versatile as those of any of
always so anxious to go to Science 1. the leading teams in the state.
R-16 has the only pencil sharpener
Coach Fredericks has an enviable aththey've been able to flnd.
letic record to look back upon. While
Ask the freshman girls w h a t they like a student of Lock Haven High Sehool,
he was a member of the football, basketbest about the Times.
No, it's not Ink Spots, nor yet is it the ball, and baseball teams. In 1929 he became the backfield coach of Lock Haven
football news.
It's Campus Chatter! We wonder why State Teachers College football team.
—but then, women always were gabby. He has successfully fllled t h a t position
for the past three seasons and has been
Belle to Ruth—"You do so know it; a potent force in the success of all the
I heard you hearing it."
championship teams of the school.

Students Participate
In Disarmament
Conference
Five students of the Lock Haven State
Teachers College will leave this afternoon for Bucknell University w h e r e
they will participate in the Intercollegiate Model Disarmament Conference.
This conference, which is being sponsored by t h e International Relations
Club of the University, in co-operation
with several groups on the campus, will
be held December 4, 5, 6. The delegation from our college is as follows:
Christian Feit, Naval Commission; Lauvon Basinger, Aviation Commission;
Alice Marie Hackett, Aviation Commission; Sebastian Grieco, Chemical Warfare Commission; Mary Hill, Budgetary
Limitation Commission; Lois Stephens,
Land Armament Commission.
These students have chosen Christian
F ^ t as chairman of the delegation. Lauvori Pasinger has been elected a member
of the^Agenda Committee. This delegation has selected United States as t h e
country that they will represent.
Miss Katherlsp Griffin has returned t o /
her work in UppeisOJarby High Scbeei;
Philadelphia, after spending her Thanksgiving vacation with Dr. Dallas W. A r m strong and family.

COLLEGE

Resume of the Season
(Continued from page 2)
w e r e plentiful. In this game Hart fell
on the ball, after the kick off, on back of
the Mansfleld goal line to score a touchdown after ten seconds of play. Mansfield was completely outclassed.
Down at Hanson fleld the boys took
Millersville to tow in an uninteresting
game by the score of 32-14, Millersville
scored all fourteen points in the fourth
quarter on two long passes. Lock Haven's scoring came as a result of five
marches down the fleld. Much ground
was lost on penalties. Wepsic and Hart
again continued their flne work.
The largest score of the season was
piled up against Kutztown when the
orange and black squad had a fleld day
and won by a score of 65-0. All of the
second and third teams played. A n u m ber on t h e second team scored touchdowns. Cowfer came to the fore in this
game by scoring three touchdowns.
On October 31, Bloomsburg, an undefeated team, had to bow to Lock Haven's
finely groomed squad by a score of 20-7.
The line played nobly and opened up
many holes for the backs. One of the
high points of the game found t h e
Orange and Black holding Bloomsburg
on the one-yard Une. This game put
Bloomsburg out of the running for the
Championship.
On a two-day trip. Coach Kaiser's
champions demonstrated that "green
mountain boys" could play better football than "city guys." West Chester took
a back seat with a 26-0 defeat that day.
T h e L. H. Teachers played t h e best
brand of football the entire game. Even
t h e reserves played nobly in the fourth
quarter. West Chester will not forget
these champions so soon.
Before a large crowd of fans, the locals
(Continued on page 4)

TIMES

Y. M. Cabinet to
A. C. D.'s and Pledges
Attend Conference
Enjoy Pork Dinner
(('ontinued from pjige 1)
medical work in China and two years in
the Orient as a missionary. At present
Dr. Hodgkin is head of the new Quaker
Center for study and research at Wallingford, near Philadelphia,
Dr. Peter L. Emmons, pastor of the
Presbyterian Church of Scranton, is r e garded as one of the leading clergymen
in Pennsylvania.
Mr. Jesse Wilson, the General Secretary of the Student Volunteer of North
America, was formerly a missionary in
Japan and during the past six years has
been serving in this country. Mr. Wilson will bring to Elizabethtown a great
message of world need for Christian
workers.
Conference sessions will be held at the
Christ Reformed Church and Elizabethtown College. The Conference Banquet
will be held in the College Gymnasium,
where Dr. Hodgkin will strike the keynote of the conference in an address on
the subject "Adventurous Living."
Lock Haven expects to be represented
by eight or ten men, consisting of the Y.
M. cabinet and others who desire to attend.
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The A. C. D. members and twelve
pledges enjoyed a roast pork dinner
Wednesday evening, November 18, at
Herlocker's Tea Room.
The color scheme was red and white.
Favors, gay colored candy-men, w e r e
given to all present. Miss Lyndall Fox,
faculty adviser, was the guest of honor.
Eileen P e r r y , the president, presided.
The pledges are: Sara Martz, Olive
Shaffer, Viola Fouse, Hazel Fouse, R u t h
Shaffer,
Dorothy Quigg, Genevieve
Tomko, Florence Ayres, Emelyn Brown,
Elizabeth MiUer, Mary Harvey and
Thelma Monti.

ALBERT SUNDBERG
Albert Sundberg had the misfortune of
being injured in t h e flrst game of t h e
year at SUppery Rock. He recovered
enough to report for practice again, but
it was feared that strenuous competition
would result in dangerous injury to his
leg and he was k e p t on t h e bench. Albert has another year at Lock Haven and
it is hoped that he will flll the shoes of
Max Bossert, who graduates. "Sunny"
is 5 ft. U in. tall and weighs 180 pounds.
Graduates in 1932,
inson's goal line. His punts carried far
with plenty of height, allowing t h e ends
to get the safety man in his tracks on
numerous occasions.
Lineup:
L.H.
D. S.
. . . . L . E. ..
Fox
MYRON BIDDLE
Bossert
.. .. L. T. , , .
Center 1929 and 1930. Gra'duate of
Williamsburg H. S. Height 5 ft, 7 in. Hammaker . . . .. .L. G. . . . . , , F, F e r r a r i
McCloskey
C
Anderson
Weight 155 lbs.
Poole
R. G
Berd
Dettrey
R. T
Roffel
Shively
R. E
Cassel
Hatter
Q. B
Orzchowski
Hart
H. B
Painton
Cowfer
H. B
Swartz
Wepsic
F. B
Smith
(Continued from page 2)
furious charges through the Seminary
Substitutions: Sem.—Brown, Korpoline. On one occasion he was well on wick, A. Ferrari, Scott, Weisick, Engler,
his way to a touchdown when he tripped, J. Brown, Freed, Smith, Downs, Martin,
allowing the Dickinson men to catch up L. H,—Torok, Burd, Poust.
and tackle him.
Score:
The tackling of McCloskey was a thing Lock Haven
0 0 0 0—0
to behold. He was in the Seminary Seminary
0 0 0 0—0
backfleld so much that Heisel was considering giving him a Seminary suit. AlSTATISTICS ON THE DICKINSON
though injured, McCloskey refused to
SEMINARY GAME
leave t h e game. From tackle to tackle
L. H. D. S.
the Lock Haven line remained the same First downs
9
13
throughout the game, not a substitution
Yardage from scrimmage . . 96
180
being made.
Penalties
60
20
Hammaker, Poole, Dettrey, Bossert Passes attempted
10
9
and McCloskey bore the brunt of t h e Passes completed
3
1
Dickinson attack, as it was through t h e Passes intercepted by
1
1
middle of t h e line that Dickinson tried to Yards gained on forward
score. Although these players were a r passes
37
20
rayed against bigger men who were con- Number of punts
13
8
stantly replaced by fresh men from t h e Yardage on punts (average) 42
36
Williamsport bench, they constantly Total yardage on punts , . . . 532
285
outcharged and outplayed their oppon- Kickoffs
1
1
ents.
Kickoffs returned
25
40
Hart, Hatter and Cowfer also played
the entire game without a substitution.
Plans were made at the Art Club meetAs compared with the fourteen men ing, on November 18, to buy leather tools
used by Lock Haven, Dickinson used 24. and wood tools. Then the club got busy
Wepsic demonstrated his kicking abil- and helped to complete t h e posters for
ity by kicking the ball out of bounds donations for t h e City Hospital, These
within the 5-yard line twice. Once t h e had been begun by the regular A r t
ball rolled out about one foot from Dick- classes.

Maroon and Gray Hold
Dickinson to 0-0 Score

CLARENCE COWFER
"Red" wound up his football career at
L, H. T. C. this fall in a blaze of glory.
Playing half-back he hits the line with
every ounce of his 170 pounds, while his
height of 5 ft. 10 in. has proved handy
when receiving passes. "Red" graduated from t h e Renovo High School with
the class of 1927.

Alma Mater
DON RICE
Don Rice has seen the rise of Lock Haven Teachers CoUege from the doormat
of the teachers colleges to state champions in his four years here. Don p r e viously played fullback at Williamsburg
High School, but has been shifted flrst
to end and then to tackle, the position he
played this year. When Don graduates
this year after four years of football
competition Lock Haven loses a capable
man. Don is 6 ft. tall and weighs 180
pounds.

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Long will we praise our college dear.
Our Alma Mater, far and near;
Ties will bind us to her.
Go where e'er we may.
Always and forever,
Dear Maroon and Gray.
We will be proud to boast thy fame,
Strive through the years
To honor thy name.
With our hearts o'er flowing
With loj'alty, we say.
We will hail thee ever
Dear Maroon and Gray.
Martha Maitland, '28.

COLLEGE

Resume of the Season
(Continued from page 3)
w e r e hard put to defeat the determined,
hard-flghting Clarion team. But flnally
t h e game ended with Clarion on the
short end of a 12-0 score. HaU to the
State Teachers College footbaU Champions!
On November 21, the football season
ended with a bang when the team, along
with about four hundred fans and students went down to WiUiamsport, and
held the powerful Dickinson Seminary
aggregation to a 0-0 tie. Not in many
years will we see a flner game of football than was played that day.
Think of it, students, we're champions,
without having suffered a defeat in nine
games!

CHARLES WEPSIC
'^
A graduate of Shade Township High
School, class of 1930, Wepsic has finished
his second year of football for L. H. T. C.
Six feet tall and weighing 205 pounds, he
has been called the most outstanding
fullback in teachers college ranks in the
state.

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Other Helpers in the
Fight for Championship
HENRY STEHMAN
"Heine" saw considerable service as
quarterback and did stellar work. He
learned his football A, B, C's, at Lock
Haven High where he received his diploma in 1928. Heine clicks the scales at
150 pounds and bumps into any bridge
with a clearance of less than 5 ft. 8 in.
RAYMOND SEIWELL
Another relief quarterback who, u n der the guidance of Sol Wolf, left quite
an impression on the Williamsport fans.
Seiwell has played his flrst year at L. H.
T. C. He's 5 ft, 6 in. high and 135 pounds
in weight.
AL SEKULA
A DuBois product, class of 1929, Al
shows most of them a clean set of heels.
About 5 ft, 5 in, tall and weighing 135
pounds he runs rings around the big
boys. We would like to have seen more
of his playing.
LESTER McCALL
Lester McCall has just flnished his
third season of football play at Lock Haven Teachers College. Lester came here
from Stone Valley High School and flrst
played football at this school. He is 5 ft.
10 in. tall and weighs 180 pounds, which
he uses to good stead at a guard position.
He graduates in 1932.

Basketball Schedule
For 1931-32 Season
Jan. 15—California
Jan. 16—Mansfleld
Jan. 22—Shippensburg
Jan. 29—Bloomsburg
J a n . 30—Millersville
Feb. 5—Shippensburg
Feb. 6—West Chester
Feb. 12—Bloomsburg
Feb. 19—California
Feb. 20—Indiana
Feb. 27—West Chester
Mar. 4—Mansfield
Mar. 12—Millersville

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EDWARD DETTREY
Captain Edward Dettrey is one of t h e
best reasons why opponents have learned
to fear the Orange and Black machine
from Lock Haven. A tower of defense.
Captain Eddy makes opponents' attempts
to gain through his side of the line seem
childish. Dettrey graduates in 1934 w h e n
he hopes to weigh more than t h e 195
pounds he now boasts of, and to exceed
his present 5 ft. 11 in. of height.

Freshmen Hold Party
The CoUege Freshmen, and m e m b e r s
of the faculty, enjoyed a social gathering
Friday evening, planned by committees
headed by Marian Roynan, Madelyrr
Faulkner and Trafton Buchanan. T h e
evening was spent in playing games and
dancing. Walter Wilkinson sang several
enjoyable solos, accompanying himself
on the guitar. Ice cream, cake, a n d
wafers were served at the close of t h e
social period.

CARL HATTER
/f'
The guiding hand of the team, "Speed"
ranges 5 ft. 8 in. and weighs 140 pounds.
His choice of plays has earned him much
praise and speaks well for his early
training at Lock Haven High w h e r e he
flnished with the class of '28.

Former Y. M. President
Speaks at Vespers

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Sunday evening, November 22, Mr.
Sam Long, a former president of the Y.
M. C. A. and graduate of the class of
1930, gave a brief synopsis of the World
Wide Conference held at Cleveland this
summer. This World Wide Conference
w a s really a combination of four conferences.
Mr. Long told how different nations
went together in one conference with
good-fellowship. He gave brief summaries of the most important addresses
T h e theme of t h e Conference was
"Youth's Adventure With God." Most
of the speakers expressed the desire that
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t h e people return to the simple study of
God's word.
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Weber, Harold Cronister, and Charles
Curry, sang "Content" and "At the Close
of Day," They were accompanied on the
piano by Mr. Beck.
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The Special Vesper Orchestra played
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t h e prelude and postlude and also accompanied
the other musical numbers.
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LAJOS TOROK / K '
Torok has had plenty of football experience, playing four years with the St.
Joseph High School at Renovo, and after
graduating in 1925 he played for two
years with the U. S. A. C. team. He's
just a little fellow too; a mere 185 pounds
of muscle packed on a 5 ft. 10 in. frame.

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College Trio Sing
In Bellefonte Chapel
On Sunday evening, November 22, our
college trio, consisting of Caroline Raker,
Frances Wenrich, and Ellen Louise
Rooke, sang two hymns in the Lutheran
church at Bellefonte. Their selections
were, "I Shall Not Pass Again This
Way," by Effinger, and "Thou Shalt Love
the Lord," by Costa. They were accompanied by Clarissa Wainger. While in
Bellefonte the four girls and Miss Larabee were entertained at the home of Mrs.
Marlyn Rumburger.

SCHNARRS

COLLEGE

TIMES
turned in two victories. Last year saw
the dawn of a real team and when the
season was over Lock Haven had established itself as champion of the teachers
coUeges of the state. The only blot on
the season was the defeat suffered at the
hands of the most ancient of rivals,
Dickinson Seminary,
This year, under Coach Kaiser, the
team came through in royal style and
again we rest on the top of the football
world of the teachers colleges. Congratulations, Coach and Team! We are
proud of you. You certainly have
brought glory to Lock Haven S. T. C.

COLLEGE TIMES

The College Times is published a t Lock
Haven State Teachers College, Lock Ha"NEW RUSSIA'S PRIMER"
ven, Penna., by the Board of Editors of
Soviet Russia in undertaking the Fivethe College Times.
Year Plan is employing every means possible t o accomplish her ends. She is conPublished weekly during school year. ducting a project of, not only one factory
by one man, but of thousands of factories
Subscription rate, $1.00 per annum.
by thousands of men. In order to accomplish so large a task Russia must
be united and organized; every child
BOARD OF CONTROL
must w o r k in harmony w i t h her plans.
Editor-in-Chief
Julie Silagyi
"New Russia's Primer," written for
Managing Editor
Kermit Stover children from twelve to fourteen in the
Coach Kaiser has made the Lock HaCopy Editor
Martha Zeigler schools of Russia is acquainting those ven Teachers College football team into
Make-up Editor
J u n e Breining school children with t h e full details of real champions. He has gone through
Business Manager
Ray Burkett the Plan, and with the w o r k that is ex- the longest season in t h e history of the
pected of the children themselves. Their
part in the plan may be rather indirect,
such as "To build one starling house and
Sub-Editors
Marion Francisco, Harold Sykes, J e a n n e two feeding houses a year," in order to
Hopler, Madeline Lesser, Isadore Ziff, encourage the birds to live there and kill
Mirabelle Eliason, Jean Mateer, Mar- parasites. Nevertheless, doing something will give the children a sense of r e tha Hammon, Anne Vujcich.
sponsibility which has its merits.
Russia's procedure should be especially interesting to us as teachers. Can we
not in some way harness the sehool to the
task ol building a better, a more just, a
more beautiful society? Can we not
broaden the sentiment of patriotism to
embrace the struggles which men must
ever w a g e with ignorance, disease, povReporters
Florence Daye, Madeline Faulkner, Isa- erty, ugliness, injustice? To his own
belle Welch, Ruth Doebler, Calvin
Cooke, Christian Feit, Ethel Quigg,
Naomi Wentz.
Staff Writers
John Haberstroh, Audrey Finn, Mary
Thompson, Myrna Lundy, J e n i c e
Sharpe, Mary Sharpe.

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KENNETH HART
"Ken" received his fundamentals a t
Jersey Shore High where he graduated
in 1929. Tipping the beam at 145 pounds
and scaling 5 ft. 9 in., he has thrilled
more than one crowd with his beautiful
broken-fleld running.

Acceptance for mailing at special rate
of postage provided for in Section 1103,
Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e
3, 1923.
Entered as Second Class m a t t e r November 6, 1928, at t h e Post Offlce at Lock
Haven, Penna., under the Act of March
3, 1879.

The Social Committee of the French
Club gave their reports at the last meeting, on Thursday, November 19. These
included the reading of some letters
from a French correspondent, by Anne
Vujcich; the naming of the parts of a
chart in French, by Julia Silagyi, and a
reading of parts of his diary written
when h e was in France, b y James H a r lan.

DECEMBER 4, 1931

RAYMOND POOLE
Played varsity guard for two years in
1930 and 1931. Graduate of Clearfield
H. S. Height 6 ft. 1 in. Weight 175 lbs.
school. Nine games have been played
and not one has ended with the Maroon
and Gray on the short end of the score.
The season of 1931, will live in the
memory of all t h e students as the first
time in the history of L. H. S. T. C , that
its football team has played nine games
and never once been defeated.
The
members of the team, t h e students, the
faculty, and the townspeople cannot forget this team as a history-maker.
MAX BOSSERT
luestion, Dr, George S. Coutns answered,
"This means that we shall have to turn
our attention increasingly from the mechanics of school procedure to the fundamental problems of American life and
culture." Even though w e do not agree
with Russia's Plan we may proflt by
some of her methods.
[From "New Russia's Primer," in "The
Journal of the National Education," November, 1931.]
HAL POUST
Hal Poust's 6 ft. 1 in. of height make
him a capable receiver of passes. He
also boasts of kicking ability outside of
his good offensive and defensive play.
Hal has another year h e r e and much is
expected of his 175 pouijds towards
making another champk^tiship team in
1932.

Once again a football season has come
and gone and once again Lock Haven
State Teachers College can boast of a
championship team. The rapid rise of
the excellency of the football teams of
our institution has been phenomenal.
Three years ago Lock Haven had not a
single victory to brighten its season.
Two years ago, the flrst year under the
tutelage of Coach Morgan, the team

First Basketball Game
With Potts College
Coach Kaiser began the first practice
for the coming basketball season on
Tuesday, December 1. With the first
game scheduled for December 18, with
Potts College on the home floor, t h e students will get an early look in at t h e local basketball prospects for the season.
The regulars of last year's squad,
Hammaker, Cowfer, Poust, Weber, Hager, Cooke, Bardo, McClean, Plummer,
and Marshall, should make the coach
feel ambitious for a successful basketball season. A number of promising recruits will make the last year's regulars
step lively to keep their positions secure.
It is quite possible that we will have a
very successful season and blot out the
last two seasons.

CHRISTOPHER HAMMAKER
Hammaker holds down a line position
as guard and is one good reason for
opponents being unable to gain t h r o u g h
the line. Christy came to Lock H a v e n
from Hollidaysburg w h e r e he was chosen all-county tackle in 1928. H e oirly
weighs 185 now and is 5 ft. 8 in. tall.

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TIMES

Intra-Mural Sports
Where We Spent
Football Schedule
Program Planned
Our Vacation
For 1932 Season
Coach Kaiser is planning to open up
an intra-mural sports program, which
begins with volley ball, from December
1 to Christmas vacation. He also plans
to start basketball immediately after the
Christmas holidays for all the students
interested. Later the card of sports will
continue with boxing and wrestling until spring. In the spring handball, baseball, and track will interest the students
of the school.
With such a complete sport card, all
students can be well taken care of.
To m a k e the sports m o r e interesting.
Coach Kaiser is going to try to give the
champions in each sport medals.

CLYDE SNARE
Varsity guard and tackle, 1929 and
1930. Graduate of Williamsburg H, S.
Height 5 ft. 10 in. Weight 170 lbs.

Sept. 24—Indiana
Oct. 1—Open.
Oct. 8—Mansfield
Oct. 15—Millersville
Oct. 22—Kutztown
Oct. 29—Bloomsburg
Nov. 5—West Chester
Nov. 12—Clarion
Nov. 19—Slippery Rock

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Children's Theatre
To Be Organized
Lock Haven State Teachers College is
to have a Children's Theatre! This will
bring our college into line, dramatically,
with the most progressive colleges and
schools throughout the country.
The Children's Theatre Stock Company will be open to any and every student in t h e college. It will present children's plays for the children of our training school, and of the city, at a very low
price of admission, and at regular intervals.
Such plays as "The Three Bears," "The
Shoemaker and the Elves," "When t h e
Sun Stayed in Bed," and others of universal appeal, will be included in the
company's repertoire.
There will be opportunity for training
in acting, directing, stage setting, costuming, and business managing in this

Dr. Armstrong Urges
Transfer of Football
Spirit to Other Interests
(Continued from page 1)
school teams, they made four hundred
eighteen points to our six. Other records were: 1927—six points to our opponents one hundred ninety-flve; 1928—
eighteen points to our opponents one
hundred twenty-four; 1929—flfty points
to our opponents eighty-one and in 1930
we made two hundred ten points to our
opponents forty-five. The scene changed
apparently. In 1931 we made two hundred nine points to our opponents twenty-eight. Let us look at it in this way.
In 1926 our opponents were making seventy touchdowns to our one. In 1930 we
made flve touchdowns to one made by
our opponents and in 1931 we were making approximately eight touchdowns to
one m a d e by our opponents.

Peg Gardiner spent her Thanksgiving
holidays in New York.
Jerry Jones spent her vacation seeing
the many things to see in Washington.
D.C.
Marian Behmer spent part of her vacation with her roommate, Elvera Bruce.
in Jamestown, N. Y.
Bovard Tomllnson spent his vacation
visiting in Pittsburgh and Bellefonte.
Eloise Pownell visited in Patton and
Johnstown during t h e Thanksgiving vacation.
Evelyn Confer and Alma Probst went
to Harrisburg by airplane and then to
Philadelphia by car.
Wilberta Shope went home to Flinton
for Thanksgiving.
Rebecca Heller and Betty Sundberg
went hunting at Coudersport.

Students Show Pep
At Chapel Meetings
The feature of the pep meeting, held
last Friday morning during t h e chapel
period, was the clever dialogue between
Thomas Byler and James Kachik in
which Mr, Byler told of his dream of t h e
Dickinson Sem.
Following this skit, short pep talks
were given by Dr. David Thomas, president of the Board of Trustees; Faculty
Manager C. M, Sullivan; Trainer S. Dare
Lawrence; Coach Kaiser, Bursar F. E.
Ritter, and Captain Ed Dettrey. This
was the best pep meeting ever held at
the school. The students showed that
they were backing the team by their
presence at this meeting. Scott McLean
acted as chairman.
At the meeting of the A, C, E. on F r i day, November 20, Sally Fletcher played
a piano solo and Dorothy Cunningham
sang several selections.

CHARLES BAKER
Charles Baker came to Lock Haven
Teachers College in the fall of 1930 and
immediately made the varsity football
team at end. He served at that position
throughout the season of 1930 and again
this year at the same position. Before
entering Teachers College, he had ex"We all admire our football team very perience at Lock Haven High School.
much because they play to win and I Baker weighs 160 pounds and i s ^ ft. 10
think that they play fairly and squarely in. tall.
and they play like gentlemen, I have a
clipping here that I want to read to the
school that was taken from the Coatesville paper when the team traveled to
West Chester, "The squad of football
players from t h e Lock Haven Teachers
College who used the Y. M. C. A, basement as a dressing room during their
A meeting of the Executive Committee
practice at Scott Field on Friday after- of the Central Convention District of the
noon w e r e the most courteous group of Pennsylvania State Education Associayoung men to visit here in many years. tion, was held at the Lock Haven State
There was no disorder at any time and Teachers College, Friday afternoon, Nothey obeyed their coaches' orders per- vember 20, 1931, The main purpose of
fectly.'
the meeting was to make plans for the
"This game on Saturday, which I think 1932 annual convention. Mr. C. M. Sulyou all saw by t h e looks of the bleachers, livan was re-elected Secretary-Treasurw a s a v e r y hard game. I have heard er for t h e year 1931-1932.
down town since from many people that
The following members of the comn o one has ever seen a harder fought mittee w e r e present: Dr, A, M. Weaver,
football game t h a n our boys played. Williamsport; Superintendent C. M. LilW h a t I admired w a s that our boys fought libridge, Smethport; Miss Miriam Brown,
so steadily. No one lost his head or Renovo; Philip Loder, Lamar; Miss
temper. I also admired their endurance. Louise Bruner, State College; Martin E.
I think that was one of the most remar- Miller, State College; Charles Coxe, Lewkable things t h a t I have ever seen in istown; Harvey E. Stabler, Williamsport;
football, t h e w a y o u r boys endured till L. J. Ulmer, Lock Haven; Miss Elizabeth
t h e end, and I k n o w that they put more Baird, Lock Haven; R, S. MacDougall,
fight into t h e last q u a r t e r than they did Lock Haven; Superintendent Guy G,
in t h e rest of t h e game. They were Brosius, Lock Haven; and C. M. Sullivan,
(Continued on page 7)
Lock Haven.

Executive Meeting of
P.S.E.A.HeldNov.20

ROBERT SMITH
"Bob'* alternated as one of t h e halves
and proved a dependable utility backfield man. Five ft. 9 in, tall and weighing 150 pounds. Bob received his secondary education a t , J e r s e y Shore High
where he graduated In 1928,
work, so if you are interesffed, in any of
these branches join in the Children's
Theatre Stock Company and get spme
practice,
A big general meeting of all those
who desire to join the ChUdren's Theatre Company will be held in Miss Arey's
classroom, Room 33, a t 3:30 P. M,, on
Wednesday, December 16, to organize
the company, and m a k e plans for t h e
flrst performance, which will be scheduled after the Christmas holidays.
Everybody is welcome to come in and
have a t r y at this new form of Dramatics.

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RUSSELL BURD
Another P u r p l e and White star, "Russ"
ended his high school days back in 1926.
Six feet two and 160 pounds in weight,
his outstanding asset has been his great
defensive work. "Russ" worked the fullback position with an occasional t u r n a t
end.

COLLEGE

What Goulaud Overheard
See, Melisande, a rain is coming;
White heat is humming a t the pool's
white rail.
Soon,
Soon the pool shall gladly hail
Each arrowed drop;
But stop,
Melisande,
A storm is coming;
Each tree shall quail
At lightning fists.
The varied mists that tint your veil
Shall flow, and drip
To threads of gold.
Rain and storms a r e things of old,
Melisande,
Melisande,
You and I cannot be told
A weather tale;
You fail
To hear the rustling of the rain,
Melisande.
It sweeps a silvered train
About you as I speak.
A hood of varied mists drips threads
of gold,
Melisande, Melisande,
And weaves a hold, a webbed fold.
That holds your all.
This rising call of mine.
Cuts not t h e flne
F r a m e rain may weave.
I'll leave you to a misted thrall.
The webbed mass of threaded rain
Will pass, and then again,
r n caU.

"COLLEGIANS" NOT AFFILIATED
WITH COLLEGE
The CoUege Times Staff believe it
worthwhile, especially for future
records, to note the fact that there is
an aggregation of football players
from Lock Haven and vicinity who
have assumed the name of "Collegians" and through the fall there has
appeared in t h e local paper news
items concerning this football team
published under the name of "Collegians."
Since the College is located here,
the reader of such a news item would
conclude that it had some connection
with our College. Under these conditions no organization should assume to use such a name unless it is
actually connected with the College.
As stated before, for future records
we a r e noting here that this team has
no connection whatever with the College. It would be noted that this team
has been playing Sunday footbaU and
for that further reason we wish to
state that this team traveling under
the assumed name of "Collegians"
had no connection with the College
and to state further also that the College not only does not favor Sunday
football but is definitely opposed to it.

TIMES

Four Faculty Members
Speak at Institute
Several of our faculty members had
charge of the teachers' conferences of
the Lycoming County Teachers' Institute, held at South Williamsport, November 23-25. Miss Payne had charge of
the Intermediate grade teachers, with
whom she discussed the subjects of
spelling and English. Miss Hatcher discussed Primary Numbers and P r i m a r y
Reading with the p r i m a r y teachers. Mr.
Sullivan conducted discussions with the
teachers of Social Studies in the junior
and senior high school. Mr. Ulmer spoke
to the junior and senior high school Science teachers. These conferences w e r e
held Monday afternoon and Tuesday
morning.

ROBERT DENSHAN
Tackle 1930. Graduate of Morrisdale
H. S. Height 6 ft. Weight 180 lbs.

Square Dancing Classes
Prove Very Popular

Dr. Armstrong Urges
Transfer of Football
Spirit to Other Interests

The square dancing classes, held in the
gymnasium e v e r y Tuesday evening,
have so far proved very successful.
There is a marked improvement over
last year's classes. Over a hundred and
fifty students have attended regularly at
t h e four classes already held and all
have enjoyed the dancing.
Mr. Weldon Williams is instructor and
prompter. Miss Holaway, Dr. Weber,
Miss Dixon, Miss Edgerton, and Mr. Sullivan have assisted Mr. WilUams in instructing. Miss Helen Munsen plays for
t h e dancing.

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GEORGE SHIVELY
George Shively is Lock Haven's little
:;iant at right end. He rivals any end
n the state in effectiveness. H e came
lere from Clearfield where he played
football for the high school in 1926.
Shively weighs 150 pounds and is 5 ft. 9
in. tall, and graduates in 1934.

Miss Daniel Speaks
At Girls' Meeting
The Girls' Meetings a r e offering constructive educational material to the
girls of the school in which subjects of
general interest and welfare a r e presented in a series of lectures.
The first lecture of these series was
given by Miss Berthe Daniel on Tuesday,
November 17, on "Personality Enrichment Through Good English."
Good English develops personality.
When one is aware of his good English,
good pronunciation and enunciation, he
gains dignity, grace and poise.
Miss Daniel said that to achieve most
satisfaction in life one should have the
type of speech that will be communicative as well as expressive. Miss Daniel
showed that by proper fire-side English,
HALL ACHENBACH
Halfback, guard and center 1929 and good schooling, and awareness of our
1930. Graduate of Lock Haven H. S. English at all times, education will give
u s a personality of quality.
Height 5 ft. 10 in. Weight 160 lbs.

(Continued from page 6)
wishing for two more minutes longer to
play when the whistle blew. That was
w h e r e their victory came in. They were
wishing to go on while their opponents
had had enough. Although they had
been fighting valiantly from t h e first,
they were fighting just as valiantly and
successfully when t h e whistle blew. I
was reminded of the founder of t h e Navy
who, when his enemy asked him if h e
RICHARD MCCLOSKEY
Richard McCloskey has proved to b e had surrendered said, 'I have not yet b e one of the best defensive men on t h e gun to fight.'
squad. He weighs only 150 pounds b u t
"We have said considerable about
what he lacks in size he more than makes footbaU and I want to finish my part of
up in viciousness and he constantly has it this morning. I noticed in one of our
his 5 ft. 8 in, of height in the place papers last week an article written by
where it will do the most good in keep- Glenn S. Warner, entitled, 'Here Comes
ing opponents scoreless. This was Dick's the Giants!' The point that would b e
first year of football at Teachers College. interesting to you is that one of his alltime all-America players used to play on
the Lock Haven team here in this school.
His name is Bob Peck. 'Curiously
enough. Bob Peck, my choice for center,
would have seemed small between H a r e
and Heffelfinger, for he weighed only
175 pounds. He was, however, t h e most
The tuneful opera comique by Michael accurate and dependable passer that I
Balfe, "The Bohemian Girl" will be t h e have ever known. In spite of his light
offering presented here tonight by t h e weight. Bob was a power on t h e offense,
Opera Comique Company. This roman- while his defensive play was something
tic work, one of the most popular known to marvel at, for h e possessed Hinkey's
to music lovers, will be the second n u m - uncanny ability to anticipate the strategy of opponents.' Bob Peck played halfber on our concert series.
back while Dr. Thomas, President of our
The story of "The Bohemian Girl" is Board of Trustees and President of o u r
filled with action, intrigue and love in- Alumni Association, played fullback.
terest. Balfe has written music unusual
"When I am a w a y from h e r e I a m
in its loveliness and melodic line.
Among some of the m o r e well known asked about our good team and I say
arias and airs from the "Bohemian Girl" that we have a good team and then I
are "I Dreamt I Dwelt in Marble Halls," d r a w their attention to other things b y
and "Then You'll Remember Me," Ac- saying that our footbaU team is not t h e
cording to press notices reviewed in ad- only championship department that w e
vance of t h e present performance, w e have here at the College. What I want
have a cast of eminent artists perform- you to do is to transfer a little of t h e
ing for us tonight.
football enthusiasm into some other
channel for the rest of t h e year. I cannot say exactly w h a t other championDr. Dallas W. Armstrong attended a ship department we have but I think you
meeting of the Board of the State Teach- know. There is no law to prevent you
ers College Presidents held at Harris- making your History Department t h e
b u r g on Friday, November 20, 1931.
(Continued on page 8)

'Bohemian Girl" to
Be Presented Tonight

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Dr. Armstrong Urges
Transfer of Football
Spirit to Other Interests
(Continued from page 7)
Championship Department of Pennsylvania. So in Science, no one can hold
you back. You have a free field. So
w i t h Mathematics, no law can hinder
you from making your Mathematics Dep a r t m e n t a Championship Department.
So with your English Department and
Education Department and so with all
t h e rest of the departments. Take your
cue from our Athletic Department as
demonstrated by our footbaU team this
year and last.
"We see many of our students who are
making only a C grade or poorer, going
to the movies an extra night; or the boys
standing in t h e halls looking for some
one if she has not already come; or going
into the Library to do reference work
and then visiting instead. What would
you say if one of our boys in any of the
ifootball games had t a k e n the ball and
had stood and held it instead of making
a n effort to carry it toward t h e goal?
You have the ball at this time. Where
a r e you going with it? You have a
chance to make a touchdown and a
chance to succeed. That is a wonderful
accomplishment that our boys made and
it seems to me that it did not come without a challenge. We have played the
best State Teachers Colleges in the State
of Pennsylvania and h a v e won. Can you
go out and make the best English students in the state and win? Your competition is going to widen when you get
out of here. You still have the whole
world as competitors. You have your
opportunity. What a r e you going to do
w i t h it? Why not make your championship ability count in these fields where
your are working. I am going to finish
b y reminding you of what Roosevelt
said. 'The rule of life is much the same
as in a game of football. Don't foul,
don't flinch, but hit the line hard.' You
h a v e to hit the line hard to win."

The Biga Dream
By T. L. Blyler
Lasta night as I lay ona my pillows
I hava t h e great biga dream.
I see Locka Have hita Dickensona Sem
so hard,
Dickensona Sem she screams.
I seea one littlea fellows—I think the
name she is Hart;
He nota much on the foot balla game,
but for t h e priza fight he is smart.
When I seea theas foota balla players
anda how they hit data line.
She make t h e small goosa pimples runna
right up m y spine.
And there is a sraarta Charlie Bake, he
runna for the pass anda a muff.
And then Dicka Mc Closk he getta real
mad anda say, "You big cream puff!"
With a biff and a bang the game she go
on until Dickensona Sem she start to
fiinch.
And then coach a Kize he j u m p up and
down and scream w e ketcham a
cinch.
But the halfa she come with a nothing
nothing, and still the game she is
not won.
And then Dona a Griff he taka the boys
and swears lika the sun of a gun.
The wistle shea blows for the seconda
half and Captain Ed h e strut all
around.
But the mind she is not on the foota
balls game—he is a look for the Miss
Johnstown.
The game she is hot anda looks very bad
as if a Lock Have can no manage.
And Whitie A Larance he get all excited
and t r y to eat up the bandage.
There is a Rus Burd, he looksa very bad,
sometimes I think she is the fever,
But justa the same I donta think so, I
thinks she is a Maria Beaver.
Now the gama she come with three minutes to play and stilla there isa no
score;
But when big Charlie Wepsic he think of
Dot Beish, then Dickensona Sem is
no more.

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Faculty Vacationings "The Ivory Door" to
Be Presented Dec. 11
Dr. Weber visited relatives in Chambersburg, Pa.
Harrisburg was the vacationing site
chosen by Mr. Lehman and Mr. Fleming.
Among points of interest seen was the
Department of Public Education Building.
Dr. Vickery went to Washington, D. C ,
during Thanksgiving vacatipn.
Mr. Sullivan took a long motor trip to
Avis.
Philadelphia welcomed Miss Fox.
Miss Holaway and Miss Dixon spent
their vacation at L. H. S. T. C.
Those who report a delightful time
spent at Lock Haven include Miss Larabee, Miss MacDonald, Miss Russell, Miss
Daniel, and Miss Arey.
Miss Payne, Miss DuBois, Dr. Coppens,
and Mr. Williams spent their vacations
in New York, seeing the season's plays.
Mr. Williams saw Eugene O'Neill's
"Morning Becomes Electra"; Norman Bel
Geddes's production of Hamlet, with
Raymond Massey, the young English
actor, in t h e role; "The Barretts of Wimpole Street," Katharine Carnell's production of the love story of the Brownings; Ethel B a r r y m o r e in "The School
for Scandal." He also h e a r d Toscanini
and the N e w York Philharmonic Orchestra in concert at t h e Metropolitan Opera
House.
Now t h e game isa won, t h e big crowd
m a k e a noise, and a Lock Have she
w i n t h e great name.
But for Speeda the Hat and Reda the
Cowf she is just some more of t h a t a
fame.
Buta S n a r e and Hammack they not ii;
the games, but they hita the line lika
the bomb,
But old coacha Kize, bea much pretty
wisa—he save them for the Junior
Prom.

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Mary," "The Dover Road," "The Perfect
Alibi," and "The Ivory Door." His books
for children (we might add the t i m e worn but t r u e phrase, from six to sixty)
increase each year in popularity. This
series about Winnie, and t h e Pooh Corner house are delectable bits of mingled
fancy and verity. Mr. Milne's flrst novel
was published during his recent sojourn
in New York. During his present a p pearances on the lecture platforms of
our large cities, he has been received in
a manner becoming his eminence. "The
Dover Road," which was given h e r e
three years ago by our dramatic club, is
now being filmed by the P a r a m o u n t
movie company as a feature item on
their production list.
One point which seemed to arouse
comment on the p a r t of Mr. Milne, w h e n
questioned about his similarity in style
to that of J. M. B a r r i e was their common
quality of whimsy. We a r e too apt, t o day, to place a deficient connotation on
the word, whimsy. In its true meaning
it implies a situation or incident r e p l e t e
with capricious notions, a humorous conceit, or a fancy, Mr. Milne is justified
in asserting that his plays have a depth
that transcends more whimsicality. A
reading or seeing of "The Ivory Door"
attests to the truth of this.
In the magic welding of dialogue to
situation, Mr. Milne achieves a moving
triumph. The t i m e of t h e play "The
Ivory Door" is "somewhere in the Middle Ages," when men were superstitious.
The leading personages of the d r a m a are
of royal lineage. Under the direction of
Miss Mabel Louise Arey, careful attention is being given to costuming and
stage settings. T h e costumes a r e the
work of a Williamsport designer and
embody the wealth of beauty found in
Medieval dress. See "The Ivory Door"
and experience for yourself the unusual
perfection of a play written by a m a n
who is an unusual purveyor of deftly
woven play fabrics.