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Vol. 21

LOCK HAVEN, PA., THURSDAY. MAY 10. mtr.

Two Hii?h School
Days Planned
By College '

Constitution and By-Laws
Qovern Bureau Dates.,
Board Holds Executive Poiver

M a y 12 a n d ILi h a v e b e e n ofl'ic'ally s e t a s i d e a s h i g h s c l i o o l da.vs.
S t u d e n t s will b e c o m i n g in all d a y
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in t h e d o r m i t o r y .
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s e t u p f will t a k e p l a c e from S;30 t o m;Oi)
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a t o u r of t h e c a m p u s i n c l u d i n g t h e
library, gyniiia.sium, c a m p u s school
.and a u d i t o r i u m . i n t ' I u d i i i g a s p e c i a l
tumbling and synchronized swimm i n g d e m o n s t r a t i o n in t h e g , \ i n n ; i s i u m a n d field h o u s e , respectivi-l.v.
B e f o r e l u n e l i a t 12:4,1, t h e r e will no
d a n c i n g in t h e s o c i a l r o o m s .
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present a o n e - a c t play.
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a r i d e in a p l a n e a t t h e a i r p o r t .
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will b e a r e c r e a t i o n a l p e r i o d i n c l u d i n g s w i m m i n g foi' t l i e c o l l e g e u n d
h i g h sclioeil s t u d e n t s .
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C o n t i n u e d on I*age 2

On the first and second meetings of the student board
of directors of the Date Bureau, a constitution was drawn up.
Here it is and keep it in mind, b u t its rules don't have to be
applied too strenuously
P r e a m b l e : O b j e c t of siiid a g e n c y
is n o t m a t r i m o n y .
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E x e c u t i v e p o w e r is
v e s t e d i n t h e D e a n of W o m e n a n d
In t h e b o a r d of S t u d e n t D i r e c t o r s .
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I i c i r t i c i p a n t d i a w s a nr.nie.
Article
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g i r l s , w h o s e d u t y it ia t o c h a t t e r
a n d gossip about the latest dates
their friends had.
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v e s t e d in t h e s t u d e n t b o d y of t h i s
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carry out the following laws;
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Student Council
Elects L. J, Fier
Editor of Praeco

On T h u r s d a y night. May 3 t h e i
S t u d e n t C o o p e r a t i v e C o u n c i l held i
i t s r e g u l a r m o n t h l y m e e t i n g in t h e
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Inatlons and recommendation by the i
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J u n e Pier was elected.
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some discussion about a suitable ;
Boys m u s t take out their quota,
p e r s o n for t h i s p o s i t i o n . T h e y a r e [ A t t e n t i o n ,
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Mary Drick
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H o l t r, F i d n a K n l f f l n , M a r t h a M o r a n c i k , H o p e M c C a r t n e y , R o b e r t
: " i k s . Hetty L o r i g a n , L o r e t t a M o r a n , A u d r e y N e u h a r d , Lois O'Neill,
.1 ..le I'lumpiis, J a n e T h o m a s , F r a n k Y o n , B e t t y J o Zeiiff, S a l l y Z u b l e r ,
J e a n McCloskey, D o r o t h y Heston,

B u t not Alary C u r r a n .
She was
still w i p i n g t h e t e a r s f r o m
her
f a c e , ( a t r u e a c t r e s s r e a l l y feels t h e
A c c e p t a n c e f o r m a i l i n g a t s p e c i a l r a t e s of p o s t a g e p r o v i d e d f o r In
purt.s—-hers a n d t h o s e of e v e r y o n e
S e c t i o n 1103, A c t of O c t o b e r 3, 1917, a u t h o r i z e d J u n e 3, 1,S23.
else in t h e c a s t ) w h e n she w a s a l E n t e r e d a s S e c o n d C l a s s m a t t e r N o v e m b e r 6, 1928, a t t h e P o s t O f f i c e
T h i s s n a p w a s t a k e n n e a r t h e old b r e w e r y — b e f o r e t h e a s c e n t u p r e a d y c o o k i n g u p a p l a n t o t a k e
P e t e r ' s .Steps. T h a t ' s w h y t h e y s t i l l l o o k e n e r g e t i c . T h o s e s m i l e s l a s t e d j s h e h a s t o s t i c k u p f o r m e r e l y b e a t L o c k H a v e n , P e n n a . , u n d e r t h e A c t of M a r c h 3, 1879.
u n t i l t h e e n d of t h e d a y , t h o u g h , e v e n w i t h m u s c l e s a c h i n g .
the plays t o Renovo, t h a t big city
cauise s h e w a s b o r n t h e r e .
CLEAN-UP CAMPAIGN
Berky said sadly, " T h e y laughed.
TWO HIGH SCHOOL
The Seventh War Loan i.s a triumphant war loan. We're
On t h o s e beautiful, serious lines
g-etting somewhere now. We can see the results of the
( C o n t i n u e d from p a g e o n e )
they laughed."
money we have lent before, and it proves to us that our
F r o m 8:00 u n t i l 11:30, t h e r e will
P a t consoled her with, "Oh those
money has been fighting—fighting in the hands of the men i A j T T
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b e a d a n c e In t h e g i r l s ' g y m w i t h ! "^vere j u s t t h e k i d s in t h e
front
we love. Victory in Europe does not mean thata only h a l f i A n C l l l O W l
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£fcl V i 1 head into the Pacific to finish up t h a t other war, H o w e v e r . .Tim H a r t l e w a s q u i t e R e g i s t r a t i o n Is b e i n g t a k e n c a r e ! p a t i i y f o r t h o s e g o i n g on. B i l l
a r o u n d
and e /ery cent we can spare must go with them.
w i l l i n g t o m a k e t h e f o l l o w i n g s t a t e - of b y t h e P a n H e l l e n i c C o u n c i l u n - i B r o w n , e.specially, w e n t
t h e h a n d s of a l l t h e u n I realize we're all a little hard up at times, especially [ "^^nt. of course Bernas and Roy d e r t h e d i r e c t i o n of Dr. B„ o t t o r f, a n d, 1i,sli.aking
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o n d e r f u l i d e a . It is t r u e t h e m e n of MLss B r o n g .and M i s s U l l e m e y e r . I a^ g „ o ^ ^^^.^l of f e e l i n g , e s p e c i a l l y
ing out by working in a war factory, but I hate to think of w
h a v e b e e n a l i t t l e l a x l a t e l y , b u t is
g-j^js t h a t h a p p e n t o be h i s
how long it would take to win the war on a little four hour o n l y b e c a u s e of t h e i r e x t r a - c u r r i c - L e t ' s all d o o u r b e s t to m a k e t h e s e d(,„.
ancing partner.
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c o l l e gtel i eis.
shift at Sylvania. We've got to give all we can, and it still u l a r a c t i v i t l e . s . I t h i n k t h a t b e - dd ea ny tss ah os wu c cmeus cs ha nfun
however.
H e escorted his leading
K i t t y a n d Bill a r e a
won't be half as much as those guys are giving.
cause Campusology is a regular a t t e n d t h e dances in t h e evening. 1 j ^ d y out.
.Maybe t h e m e n of o u r c o l l e g e J u s t l^,,,,^,.,,,,,,^!,,^. c o u p l e — f r o m t h e a u B u t there's no use telling people what they already c o u r s e it s h o u l d b e t a k e n c a r e of m l g h t d o t h e i r M o r r i s D a n c e a g a i n !
d l e n c e ' s p o i n t of v i e w .

Men React to
Date Bureau

know. Almost every one of us has a personal interest in the j '''"^t- " t^e Date Bureau is bandied
war, and we don't have to be told we want them home—safe r"-°Pfriy it should become one of
VETERANS URGED
^ s o o n . Everybody has heard about the war and the sad- ot huer mc aons»tp upso. "p u l a r o r g a n i z a t i o n s on
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ness and horrors it has brought. Everybody in the world J o e B e r n a s ' r e a c t i o n w a s in t h e
wants it to be over as quickly as possible. That's number f o r m of a n e w f r o n t i e r o p e n i n g for w e r e s u p p o r t i n g t h e w a r b y t h e i r
one wish in the world today, and to make it come true in our h i m . J o e w a s c o n v i n c e d t h a t h e w o r k In d e f e n s e p l a n t s .
favor, we've got to make it our number one purpose—^per- s h o u l d b e a p a r a t r o o p e r . H e w o u l d a n Td h es ps eo k em einn a ltlo ut rheed d eLf oe cn ks e Hp laavnetns
sonally. We've got to do everything we can, and one of the g e t a n i d e a l i k e t h a t o n t o p of P e t - In t h i s a r e a . T h e y s p o k e h e r e b e biggest things we can do is give our money. If you could e r ' s S t e p s . I d o n ' t t h i n k t h i s w o u l d c a u s e s o m a n y g i r l s a r e e m p l o y e d
b e t o o h e a l t h y for J o e . H i s q u e s buy anything you wanted, wouldn't you buy peace?
t i o n in a n A i r A g e E d u c a t i o n t e s t i n a d e f e n s e p l a n t .
Spring is house-cleaning time, and now t h a t we've got w a s " W h a t w o u l d b e n e e d e d f o r a
half t h e rooms cleaned up, let's fill up t h a t scrub bucket and p a r a c h u t e j u m p . " J o e a n s w e r e d , A s a w h o l e t h e fellows a r e p l e a s e d
start in on the others. We'll need all the soap and water and " G o g g l e s . " S e e w h y It w o u l d n ' t b e w i t h t h e I d e a . T h e r e I s n ' t m u c h t
elbow grease and house-maids knees we can get. And re- s a f e ?
t i m e left in t h i s s e m e s t e r , a n d t h e
member—it's going to stay clean this time!
the
If C u r r i n h a d h i s w a y , h e ' d l i k e p l a n is s t i l l r a g g e d a r o u n d
t o k e e p h i s first d a t e t h e w h o l e w a y e d g e s .
N e x t y e a r we'll e x p e c t t o
—oOo—
through.
D o t H e s t o n m u s t b e all b e g i n i t a s s o o n a s p o s s i b l e a n d
COMPLIMENTS OF THE TIMES
m a k e it a g r e a t o r g a n i z a t i o n .
If
This year's orchids go to Gladys Detweiler and the rest r i g h t .
B e r n a s is p l a y i n g a t u b a . D i d y o u e v e r y o n e Is a good s p o r t . It p r o m of the PRAECO staff who, working under strained wartime e v e r t r y t o w r i t e w h e n s o m e o n e Is i s e s t o b e a l o t of f u n .
conditions, put out one of the best yearbooks the college has p l a y i n g a t u b a ? H e w a n t s t o b e in W e w o u l d like t o s a y t h a t w e
ever had. Congratulations and thanks.
do not w a n t t h e girls to t h i n k t h a t '
a paratroop band.

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T h e r e s t of t h e m e n a r e s p e e c h less. T h e y j u s t s t a n d a r o u n d w i t h
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Bill
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Brown's answer was a weak "Ugh!"
—oh boy!
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V o l a n s k y Is q u i e t .
He's sleeping
e v e n t l i o u g h s l i g l i t l y c h a r r e d , p l e n - if y o u w a n t t o k n o w t h e r e a s o n
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Naturalists conducted the vesper
s e r v i c e in t h e Y. W . C. A. r o o m .
Janice Sackett was chairman. The
p r o g r a m c o n s i s t e d of s e v e r a l s o n g s
" " " ^ ^y ^^'^ w h o l e g r o u p , a t r i o b y
J *^^''y B o s s e r t , S a l l y Z u b l e r , a n d
1 Hope McCartney, and poems read
i ^y J e a n D r y e a n d N a n c y R o c k e y .
' Janice Sackett read the scripture
l e s s o n a n d H o p e M c C a r t n e y led i n
prayer.
T h e entire p r o g r a m w a s
devoted to n a t u r e as t h e h a n d i w o r k
of God.

establish a closer relationship bet w e e n t h e b o y s a n d g i r l s on o u r
campus.
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if y o u h a v e n ' t h a d y o u r d a t e y e t
A t t h e v e s p e r s e r v i c e on A p r i l
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reaction. and think t h a t the D a t e Bureau
" P r a i s e t h e L o r d , a n d p a s s t h e a m - lias " f l o p p e d , " y o u ' r e w r o n g .
G i v e 29, R e v . R. ^w. O l e w l l e r , p a s t o r of
munition (girls)."
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Doris G r e e n e was t h e chief m a k e s l a p p e r - o n e r . She did a very good
j o b of it, .and t h o u g h n o n e of t h e
a c t r e s s e s w e r e really eatlsfled, ( s h e
added t w e n t y years to their faces
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did her job well.
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year.
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i d e s e r t e d p l a c e , no l o n g e r in o p e r a tion).
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refreshments at Tim Bulger's a n d
.another hike up to t h e school.
It
S h a r p c o u p l e s in t h e i r " S u n d a y - g o - t o - M e e t l n g " c l o t h e s p o s e l o n g
e n o u g h f o r t h e T I M E S p h o t o g r a p h e r , S a l l y Z u b l e r . t o s n a p t h i s . L e f t t o ! w a s l o a d s of f u n f r o m s t a r t to f i n i s h ,
l i g h t , t h e y a r e B e t t y C l a r k , " D i z " Z e l d e r s , M a r i o n B u r k l i a r t , J i m H a r t l e , ^ " ' t " w.asn't v e r y r o m a n t i c a l . W h y ,
Joe Bernas. a n d Jo Paolo.
there wasn't eve na moonj

THE COLLEGE

TIMES

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Eye-Strain

Cawnpus

(Official O r g a n of t h e D e l t a
Rho Beta)
By Bob W i l l i a m s
My D a y ( F r a t V e r s i o n )
In t h e c o m p a r a t i v e l y w e e h o u r s
of t h e m o r n i n g , w h e n m o s t d o r m
s t u d e n t s a r e still s a w i n g t h e e e l u lose, I s t e p p e d u n d e r t h e a n c i e n t
p o r t a l s of t h e D e l t a R h o B e t a — s o l e
remaining fraternity
of t h e old
Greek Empire.
Entering, I gazed
ujion t h e S e n a t o r ' s a n a t o m y d r a p e d
In t o t o g a of s l e e p . S o u n d e d l i k e a
two-stroke cylinder engine.
Just
the intake a n d exhaust. W h e r e the
other two strokes (power and compression) got to, I don't k n o w even
t l i o u g h t h e r e w a s p l e n t y of p o w e r
B a g l u n c h e s a n d c o n v e r s a t i o n m a k e a p l e a s a n t ro.st a f t e r t h e l o n g , t h e r e ,
b i k e u p P e t e r ' s S t e p s . M a r g i e H a d u c k a n d Bill B r o w n a r e in t h e f o r e - 1 I t u r n e d m y a t t e n t i o n t o t h e o t h j j r o u n d a n d a l l a r o u n d a r e t h e f a m i l i a r f a c e s of t b e d u c k y
flrst-daters,
er room.
T h e Clown greeted me
1 losi of t h e m w i t h t h e i r m o u t h s full. N o t s h o w n i s t h e d o g J o P a o l o in h i s t y p i c a l l y M a r x i a n m . a n n e r —
fed with potato chips.
| by hurling epithets. After catching

Chatter
By LOIS O'NEILL

A s t h i s is a s p e c i a l i.ssue of t h l s | v i . s i t .
Now, don't get m e wrimg.
T L M E S — t h i s will be s p e c i a l c h a t - s h e i s n ' t t r y i n g t o . a e e - o u t M. .1. I t ' s
ter. A f t e r a l l — c o u l d y o u c a l l t h e s e j u s t t h a t s h e h a d a w o n d e r f u l t i m e
all w e e k - e n d
with
Red's
huddy
events commonplace?
j w h a t c a m e a l o n g " j u s t f o r t h e ride."
— K a y J o h n s o n is n o w M r s . . l a c k
1 H e prolonged his visit after nieetTate.
T . C. w a s w e l l r e p r e s e n t e d
' ing Minnie.
He was that rugged
by a n u m b e r of s t u d e n t s ; s o m e of
, b l o n d In n a v y lilue t h a t y o u d r o o l e d
the faculty, a n d Pop a n d Mrs. Nevover—^rememb..!'?
el. I t m u s t h a v e b e e n lovely. T h o s e
T h e m a l e e l e m e n t of T . C. c e r w h o k n o w s a i d it w a s w o r t h a n y
t h i n g j u s t t o s e e K a y ' s f a c e a s s h e •Mainly d e s e r v e a P u r p l e H e . a r t o r
s o l e m n l y s,aid, "I d o . " B o t h s h e - « ° ' " e t h i n g f o r l i a v l n g t h e c o u r a g e
a n d . l a c k s i m p l y r a d i a t e d h a p p i n e s s . «" a p p e a r i n o u r c h a p e l p r o g r a m
d o i n g t h a t d a i n t y l i t t l e folk d a n c e .
—After the wedding, Sally a n d
They were good, too. More p o w e r
Jim couldn't resist carrying on a
to you, boys.
g r a n d fiirce w i t h t h e m s e l v e s a.s
—Slenker a n d Rose Minnie were
bride a n d groom. They were ably
a s s i s t e d in t h i s b y t h e re.st of t l i e ' ^^'"'•'^be i n t h a t r i c k . a n i n n y D a n c e
— a s a l s o w e r e t h o s e ksliek e h i c k a
T. C ' e r s .
d o i n g all t h e t u m b l i n g . Y o u d o n ' t
I them, I tore them into ittle shreds
— T h e wedding cade didn't rer e a l i z e w h a t a g o o d s c h o o l t h i s la
l a n d d e p o s i t e d t h e m i n t h e w a s t e - s u l t in w h a t i t s h o u l d h a v e .
We
b a s k e t . E x a m i n i n g h i m a b i t m o r e all s l e p t o n p i e c t s of it a n d h a d u n t i l wa' h a v e s o m e s o r t of e x h i b i e l o s . l y , I f o u n d t h a t h i s e y e s w e r e v a r i e d d r e a m s r a n g i n g f r o m D r . t i o n . I t w a s Cl r t a i n l y a n e x a m p l e
of c o o p e r a t i o n a n d e x c e l l e n t s i i j i e r unusually bright t h i s
morningW a l k t o s t u d e n t s In t h e c a m p u s
vision ( m e a n i n g Miss S m i t h a n d
I b r i g h t a s a r a b b i t ' s . M a y b e i t w,ais school
.Mr. J a c k , of c o u r s e ) .
W h e n t h e e i g i i t e e n h a p p y f e l l a s I t h e r e s u l t of w r i t i n g t l i a t "I w a n n a
N o w for R u t h i e R o l i n .
AVe're I
a n d g a l s , first r e s u l t s of T . C ' s d a t e " w h i c h h e s l i p p e d i n t o h i s ^..j, , „ h a p p y for o u r R u t h i e .
Of, — T h e t h r e e a o n e - a c t p l a y s w e r e
all s u c c e s s f u l , t h a n k s t o P a t . K a y ,
New
Y o r k p a p e r s new " S h a r e - t h e - M a n P l a n , " s t a g - 1 book w h e n I c a m e in. I n a p a t e r course, by this t i m e you've all h e a r d
FLASH!
,,1 e a s e c o p y
W e a r e h.appy t o ''^^'"'^'^ ' " * « ^"""^'^^ Scxu^re
a f t e r a ; n a l w.ay, I w a r n e d h i m a g a i n s t c o m - | , , f ,,g,. , „ y e l y , ^ g ^ ^ i „ j ^
M r s . R o b e r t | a?n'd" VP 'e' g^g y ( a n d a l s o M . a c P b e e w h o
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, v „ nf a i n v e l v i s t r e n u o u s h i k e u p P e t e r ' s S t e p s , ' m u n i c a t i o n b y w r i t i n g .
K i n g d o m s g t a h l is a v e r y h a p p y l i t t l e g i r l , ' , ""^ °^''e r for K a y . ) T h i r e w a s a
a n n o u n c e t h e „ w e^d d i.n g,, of . a „l„o„v e lnf
y | t^w o T I M E S r e p o r t^e r s _w e r e on hh aa nndd ;'^h''^^'<'., ^, « ^ ^" ^^"" ^"'<1 '"^^' ^'^ '^ l e t t e r . ; A . S O , r u m o r h a t h i t t h a t w e ' l l g e t lot of b a r d w a n k p u t i n t o tho.se
p l a y s , b u t t h e y w e r e w o r t h it. W e
L o c k H a v e n T . C. b e l l e t o o n e ofj
i L e g i b l e , t a n g i b l e evidence—^^wee-eel. a g l i m p s e of L i e u t e n a n t S t a h i In
r e a l l y h a v e s o m e t a l e n t h e r e . P.urki®
m o s t e l i g i b l e b a c h e l o r s of t h e j *» S";^ " ^ e i r first w o r d s . A f t e r c o l - i , „ , „ ; , ^^^^ ^ ^ „ ^ „ „ ^ a n y w a y .
\ the near future.
tbe
i w a s v e r y good, a s a l s o w e r e G i n n y
l a p s i n g in t h e m i d d l e of t h e floor j T h e S h e i k e n t e r e d t h e f r a t e r n i t y ,
s e a s o n , M r . D i z Z e i d e r s of S c u t t l e »v, i a n d t h e n a r r a n g i n g t h e m s e l v e s in i t h i s m o r n i n g in h i s usu.al w a y — L
, T u "T ° ' ' ' ' ^ " ' ' " " r best w i s h e s s,,gaker, F a y e Brons.m, a m i .Xaney
l . u t t M a n o r , b e t t e r k n o w n a. t b e
^ J
W e a r e s t i l l t o b o t h of y o u g i r l s .and t o y o u r r e - , 2 i „ , „ , r m a n .
But then, we eould
M e n ' s D o r m . T h e m a r r b a g e w a s ^^u'S^'^tortame
^positions, t h e d a t e r s ; ^
^
^ ^ ^^
^
s p e c t . v e husb.and,s.
I g o on iind n a m e e v e r y o n e in t h e
ti^.'Ing to figure o u t w h e t h e r h e f o r g a v e o u t w i t h t h e s e w^ords of w i s — A l s o , t h i s i s n ' t j u s t Idle c h a t t e r , j c a s t s , t h e y a l i d e s e r v e s p e c i a l n o e m n i z e d ( ? ) In a l o v e l y o u t d o o r
g e t s h i s k e y e v e r y m o r n i n g — o r if
dom:
. — K i t t y K e l l e y ' s m a n a r r i v e d on | t i c e .
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of
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setting, with t h e exquisite spring
B e v W a l l s is q u i t e excited t h i s
Margie H a d u c k — " I ' m tired."
method. ( W h a t do Y O U t h i n k , d e a r c a m p u s on Thur.sday, a n d (note,
foliage the only decoration.
reader?)
! g i r l s ) h e b r o u g h t a n o t h e r m a n w i t h w e e k e n d . S h e Is m e e t i n g h e r d r e a m
Bill B r o w n — " B i g d e a l . "
T h e bride, our own Ginny WilS o m e t i m e s o o n , d r o p I n t o t h e h i m . I t w a s so c u t e t o s e e K i t t y m a n f o r t h e fir.st t i m e — i n p e r s o n !
L a u r a Belle Mowrey ( t h e only
l i a m s , w o r e a d a i n t y p a i r of s p a r , ^, .,,
. . . ^ F r a t if y o u ' r e a t a l l i n t e r e s t e d in p i l o t i n g t h e m a r o u n d t h e c a m p u s T h e y h a v e b e e n c o r r e s p o n d i n g f o r
, , .
- o n e s t i l l on h e r f e e t ) — " I s a t in t h e
F r o m his picture, I'd
p i n - u p s — f o u r B r i t i s h m o d e l s ( P i c - j w h i l e t h e r a i n d r o p s s h o w e d off f o r s o m e t i m e .
r o w - b r o w n s l a c k s , a n d a s h i r t of
s a y t h a t he is p l e n t y all r i g h t .
' b r i a r s ! " (No wonder s h e w a s s t a n d - tures, only!)
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soft plaid w i t h a V neckline. H e r i
—I w a s supposed to write all
t h i s line, I r e f e r y o u t o P a d r e J a m e s
—Mary Jane Marshick was a
K r o o r a l o o k e d m o r e t h a n e v e r h i s '°«^ " P >
about the Date Bureau for this IsH
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h a p p y girl l a s t week.
Her Air CaB o b Dletz — "Don't tell
them
p a r t as the "best-dressed-man-onC. A . ) H e h a s so m a n y s t a r s p l a s - det, R e d W e s t , w a s h e r e f o r a f e w s u e — J o s i e a n d L e J u n e i n s i s t e d . Sf>
EVERYTHING."
tered over his room t h a t t h e electric days. I t w a s h i s o w n fault t h a t he —I'd b e t t e r write s o m e t h i n g a b o u t
c a m p u s " in h i s d a z z l i n g w h i t e s a d Kitty Kelley—"Honeysuckle,
a bill h a s b e e n s l a s h e d d r a s t i c a l l y ,
it o r g e t fifty l a s h e s f r o m t h e E d i arrived to see her limping around
' s n a k e , a n d a m a n , a n d m y h a i r ' s n e e d l e s s t o s a y , i t ' s s h e e r folly t o on a s p r a i n e d a n k l e , w i t h h e r h a i r t o r ' s w h i p .
iDlue.
T h e m i n i s t e r officiating w a s
—I r e p e a t
(quote)—the
liate
t r y t o s t u d y in s u c h a r o o m .
In p i g t a i l s .
On Sunday (the day
still In p e r f e c t c o n d i t i o n . "
t h e R e v e r e n d J a m e s H a r t l e , In c o n Ode to t h e Senator a n d other he w a s expected) s h e w a s perfectly Bureau h a s proved to be a h u g e
George Volansky—"Boy, I had a
-ventlonal clerical g a r b .
(Okay, s o
Seniors:
h e a l t h y a n d h a d p r e t t y c u r l y h a i r . s u c g e s s , All of t h e d a t e r s s a y t h a t
good t i m e . "
.
», .
,
I't- p r o v e d t o b e a h u g e succejis. I t
H
a
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a
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H
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h e did h a v e h i s coat on b a c k w a r d s ! ) ,
- M i n n i e B e l t also enjoyed h i s i ^.^^ a h u g e s u c c e s s .
(Unquote).
Doris Montressor—"Oh, my achT m o u t of c o l l e g e
M i s s J o P a o l o s a n g a solo ( t u n e ;
ing b a c k ! "
B u t w h a t a m I to d o
-unidentified) a n d R o b e r t Dietz g a v e
W i t h aii t h i s knowledge?
Johnny Wyland — "That was a
t h e bride a w a y (said h e couldn't e^t
^ , ,
So,
xne u i m c
J
,,.
^, , wonderful w a y to spend a n afterA d i e u , a d i e u to l i t t l e F r a t e r n i t y
a cent for her, even in t h e W a c k | ^ ^ ^ ^ „
wireless
whose peculiar
tapping
market!)
Maestro J o h n (Straight j Dottle
Heston — "!
recommend
sounds like—"Huba-Huba-Huba."
A ) Wyland played the piano to a c - j Currin."
c o m p a n y Ginny's t r i u m p h a n t ( E x - ! Bob C u r r i n - " L e t ' s go
againI right now—it's getting dark."
c u s e M E ! ) m a r c h . T h i s w a s espeJo Paolo—"My bones a r e crackd a i l y I n t e r e s t i n g , a s t h e p i a n o w a s ^^

T. C. Co-Ed Weds
Local Yokel
On First Date

• o b v i o u s l y m a d e of l u c i t e o r a
sonable facsimile, being
Invisible
The

to

all

but

completely

Mr.

Wyland.

b r i d e ' s r i n g w a s of soft

green,

of

a

novel

rea-

design,

k n o t on t o p . . . symbolic,

grass
having
prob-

ably, ot t h e splicing.
M a y w e add, coyly, t h a t this h a p p y c o u p l e feel t h a t a l l t h e i r b l e s s i n g s a r e a d i r e c t r e s u l t of t h e f a fous "Share-the-Man Plan" Instit u t e d a t thiis-er institution.
Best
wishes to the bride a n d groom from
a l l of u s !

After the Date
Was Over...

Dr. Hoberman
Speaks to Hygiene
Class on Cancer

Joe B e r n a s "Wheel I'm a paratrooper."
Marlon
B u r k h a r t — " M e for a
shower."
April is C a n c e r m o n t h . T h e s t u Jim Hartle—"Burkie's
a n c e s t o r s d e n t s of M r . B o s s e r t ' s C o m m u n i t y
m u s t h a v e been m o u n t a i n g o a t s . "
Hygiene class have been s t u d y i n g
Ginny Williams—"Sigh."
this disease for t h e p a s t t w o w e e k s .
Diz Z e i d e r s — " Y i ! "
O n F r i d a y , A p r i l 27, D r . E d w a r d
Marty
B a d i c k — " W h e r e ' s t h e H o b e r m a n , a local p h y s i c i a n , g a v e
•4ML.
band?"
' a lecture on c a n c e r to a large g r o u p
Kid Royer — N o t h i n g .
H e w a s ^ of c o l l e g e s t u d e n t s . T h e c l a s s e x O n e H o u r P a r k i n g . M i n i m u m Is t h e w a r d m l s s l n , g on t h a t l i t t l e s i g n ,
speechleiss.
i p e c t e d t o h a v e m o v i e s o n c a n c e r . . l u s t t o p r o v e it, M a r t y B a d i c k a n d Bill R o y e r a n d D l z a n d s o m e of t h e
o t h e r T ' C ' e r s prolonged t h i s .Sunday afternoon d a t e with a w e i n e r
T h e r e w a s a little t r o u b l e w i t h i b u t t h e y failed t o a r r i v e .
m a s t t h a t night. ( N o t p i c t u r e d ! ) . Clarklo, M a r g i e Haduck, a n d Bill
M a r t y . S h e k e p t i n s i s t i n g lier first j F e w p e o p l e r e a l i z e tlie i n s i d i o u s B r o w n ,are t h e o t h e r h a p p y p e o p l e " p a r l c i n g . "
w o r d s w e r e " G o o g o o . " O h , well.
| neiss of t h i s d i s e a s e ,
l.i P e n n s y l - ,
v a n i n , G.DOl w o m e n d i e d oC c a n c e r 1 it is. A g e r m d o e s n o t eau.'^e t h e
MEN PLAN FOR^
b e t w e e n t h e y e a r s lihlC .and 1940, ' d i s e a s e ,
( C o n t i n u e d i r o i n pa ,;;e o n e )
p ' l n e e r is t h e s e c o n d l a r g e s t k i l l e r
;.'iii'^-er,\'. X - r a y . a n d i-adinin a r e tliO f l l t i n n o - - n s \,.
n:
'-!' M a n lil'n: ;i Kill.'.; a b . u L i . " 0 , - ; t l
I\- N \ - . \ S t h a t it c a n Im c u n d.
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iicil niii;:e]is e a c h y. a r .
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'1 I'ill
i\in[i\- |i- in lc a^k. ' - \ \ ' ; i a t is c a n - h;,- taluni-;- id!! . Inn!::
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DINNER DATE AT

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b r o u g h t to t h e a t t ' ntim-i ol' a (iiialiflod p h y s i c i a n .
Cancer spreads throuRh t h e body
by metastasis, which simply m e a n s
t h a t a p i e c e of c a n c e r is c a r r i e d b y
m e a n s of t h o blood s t r e a m a n d t h e
lymphatic system.
Cancer is not
i n h e r i t e d , b u t tlie t e n d e n c y t o w a r d

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t r e a t e d is to v i s i t I h e d o n i o r e i - ' y .
T h e o n l y "way t h a t it c a n ho p m v e n t e d is throimli r.weareh a n d e d u c a t i o n . I t i s u p t o t h e s c h o o l s to
e d u c a t e t h o y o u n g people in p r e v e n t i o n .so t h i i t t h e r e w o n ' t b e a n y
n e e d of a c u r e .

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ni: II ie g c
ot' ,-,- u Ki lis.
T l I ree e h e o r s .
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THE COLLEGE

Page Four

TIMES

Dayhop Bedlam

S H RMN K A G E

Grayce Chambers
By L E J U N E P I E R
H a v e you read the expose of
A m e r i c a n College life? "Barefoot
Boy with Cheek." If not, you now
That's gratitude for you! I in- e t s ? Neither do I. Well . . ."'
h.ave the opportunity to read L. H.
vite Kniff to write Shrinkage and Betty Lou ( " P a r d o n - m e - b u t - y o u r S. T. C. famous expose "Dayroom
i wbat doeis she do but slander my inslgnia looks familiar") Thompson
; little reputation. So I can't hitch has different tactics from anyone
tfirls witli Shoes."
! rides from anything but taxis, huh? else. Naturally, she picks on iserEntrance E x a m s : Sis iimlth p a s s : Listen Kniff, your own roomie was vicemen. Need I say more? Burkieed with dragging colors the Kini in on t h a t deal, too, but you kept and Hank almost met disaster one
dergarten I. Q. test to t h e pleasure
I her name out of print. How much day in a truck with iron pipe acrosai
of the administration.
I do you pay for i^rotection. Speak- Its door. They were nearly late for
Physical E x a m : Frances Slenkj e r ? Plenty, I bet, but why quib- work, too. Burkie h a s sworn off
er launched h e r career as a Phys.
jble? Tile great problem that has liitch-hiking—till tomorrow.
Ed. Major when they told her she
j brought on all this hlteh-hlking is
h a d Athletes P'oot.
Onee t h e college kids get to work,
t h e fantastically over crowded bussforemen a r e troubled with gettlngDuring my i n t i r n m e n t on eanipus
' es, and, of course, certain financial
tlie work out of them. Thompson,
I met some ciiai-aeters 1 want to
conditions, sticulated by end-of-theZeiiff. Bonnie, and P a t practiee
- nhare with you. In fact I'll give
terni notes from Mr. Hunt. (You
tumhling on the lawn; Kitty, Edie,
th. m all to you.
Lot into t h i s column more than any
Heston, Pepi>ei-man. anel all the rest
Doc Kilsdonk v.ho is so short that
S.'.ivania worker, Mr. Hunt, but it's
of the actresses memorized t h e i r
I'reisident of t h e Date Bureau,
sho li.as to sit on the Iiotik ease to
the only w h y I can get hack ,at you.)
parts feir weeks; anel of course Bonroaeti the table.
; iyery day more and more girls take
.lim Hartle. seems lo he doing jill
nie and Cariiie (and a few more)
Fmily Day Smart who plans to
tlieir tliumlxs out of storage and tvet
The picture al>o\-e shows
sleeii. Nevertheless, t h e Mounting:
Kp! nd the rest of her life in t h e I'ight,
to work faster, more comfortably,
De'partment reached top prodnctiem
twentitdii (-eiitiiry.
what bis date was really like (what
-•id more economionlly.
Thumbs
on Saturday, and a r e we proud!
Anna " B a n a n a " Brown ^slio to ni) Sylvania! Company 'tenshun—
Thyra McClain says the Grid D e a wv.k to tinil her wa.\- to classes,
11 o-\\-a! (i hitch !
[lartment in still In the plant, b u t I
/.nna. this isn't the I'r.ivei sit.\- of C ' s poist-war dating dream. .MarSome i}oople liave money to burn. haven't heaid ejf their eioing a n y ]'i-nnsyly.an''a. lu Pss-cnoln',^\' ci^iss, i.m B u r k h a r t is one of the smoothAs .Insie Pavlock
1-iit Lois O'Neill would rather throw thing lately.
ta i-e is Ihe ea'S<. ct' "Mro-k-s-i w
her e^heeks in the push can and j (.Meiunting. of enurse) weiuld say,
I d i u k " who lias retuined to soci- est dates ituit aiixuiie eould puil
nse her iii.atches feir something else, i "I^et me shake the' hand that sheiok
ety, but may return to the institu- out of a fish bowl.
, .She and Mrs. Kauffman surely had j t h e mounti.s—right down the table!""
tinn because she is quite the c u t ifun searching through tbe push] Irene Bailey and Margie Haduch
up.
j cans in t h e .auditorium for t h e check h a d an a r g u m e n t (involving half
Pat Bodle spent a day in t h e lishe threvv a w a y when cleaning out their dep.artment) on S a t u r d a y
brary.
She heard tiiere w a s a
her billfold. If Push Can Stabler , night. T h e question of the eveningwealth of knowledge in books. She's
If t h e first date of the Date and we were already mad a t him. had only been there to lend a help- | seemed to be what Army General
*till looking.
The a i r on tho mountain tpo
Bureau is a sample of what is to
j Patton w a s in. Talk about w a r !
Dot Millward Finance, the capi- ceime, the wbole idea will be a seemed to have a bad effect on some ing hand!
The poor bius driver (here we are, j The foreman had to negotiate peacetalist is making the seniors aweat
grand success. T h e bureau began members of our group. Ex-drum back to t h e transportation problem j A late bulletin frtmi J o Paolo r e blood to i.).ay off.
Major Bernas began to think he again) waits and waits and waits ^ veals her life secret—how to hitchJeanne McCloskey was told that ejperating with a matinee date e)n
t h e dayroom girls residid in the Sunday, Pictures were t.aken first vvas a paratrooper. H e eats wheat- outside t h e school for his buViy lit- i hike rides for your.self a n d all y o u r
Scleruiflc tle passengers, and when they all ; friends — everyday!
Pae>lo waits
cellar. You can find her there any- with t h e ladies and gentlemen wear- ies e v e r y morning).
ing t h e "Sunday - go - to - meeting ! Hartle tried to talk Paratrooper finally do j a m In and crawl over; for the bus—then catches all t h e
time swinging on the pipes.
Peggy Swope may he seen sitting clothes. Immediately after the pic- Bernas Into jumping down the side him to sit on the heater, h e gets j ears that a r e lined up behind. Brain.*
on the grave a t the bottom of t h e tures were snapped, the guys and of the mountain—purely in the In- cookie crumbs in his hair and back- j a r e better than thumbs these days,
e t i p s begging pennies to buy a girls returned to their rooms and terest of sei-.mce you understand. seat driving instruction. For In- | B a r says if I don't put Clarkle's
marker for the poor old cleaning changed into something more suit- Howeve^ i lie air hadn't had that stance, Hecker's yelling, "Take it j n a m e and hers in here homewhere
slow and easy when we come to the | r i l get brained for typing Into t h e
Woman preceding Mary.
much effect and t h e scientist failed
able for hiking.
l.^emington bridge. I have a pho- .email heMirs of the n i g h t . i>om A group of nine lovely couples In his a t t e m p t to "serve mankind.
bla
for t h a t bridge." The people people can't get in t h e paper a n y
•nith meat so hard t o get, don't went swinging a n d singing down
Catherine Kelley got quite a bit
In
Heckert's
department seemed to other way, b u t B a r Is a i'hys. Eo.i
*siH)Ot the Bull In the courtyard.
W a t e r Street. Some of t h e boys ! „( competition from a lowiy little
have a probia for her when s h e
AVhen I caress these Ivy-clad wore bie-u-tiful daisy boutonnieres, I anake.
Poor G e o r g e
Vllansky dripped in t o work t h a t rainy night, M a j o r , so here you are—BAR.
•walls for the last lime I can hear and t h e girls wore cors-.ges of slm- I couldn't make up his mind whether
CLARKIE. No hard feeling.s, Ci>ate.>j
them s a y "Cling to me; I want t o liar flowers tied with porgeouis to keep Kitty or t h e snake. T h e b u t that's beside the peilnt.
—don't hit nie again, please!
remember you like this ttlways."
In the interests of all idealists
This paragraph is deveited to a.
w r a p p i n g cord.
' s n a k e didn't have much trouble. H e
wlio dream of a painless trip to Mill couple of eild has been.s—two girlsp
Jo Bernes and Jei. Paolei, our drum [ seemed r a t h e r happy to wiggle
Hall w.' publish this w a n t - a d :
wlu) worked a t Sylvania this s u m niajeir and majorette, led t h e way to ; a w a y from his protectors.
WANTPnj;
.\ secemd-hand ear, mer, but quit before they went
Peter's Steps. Over the bridge, past • James Hartle almost had a heart
station wagon, ceial truck, or bitlie brewery, and then u p and u p , attack because Burkie would a l - cye'le", with tires, usteering wheel, anel crazy (well—not q u i t e in time).
ly reached heaven. St. P e t e r must | edge of t h e clii'f. Bob Deitz hael if > ou have any on hand, but don't the .\1 antouii.-ivillo plant, geiing from
have taken In t h e last wey steps j the same worry about Aviator make them a point.) ('.all 3923 Loek one jeili to aneithe-r ont;) -i.eo fo,..i_
when he saw us eemiin'r.
i Movry. She looked as tliough siio Haven. Thanks, and don't beither ly deedded she couldn't do a n y of
the ill. Then slie e ume liaeik to i'. C.
The Phys' Kd. .Alajors bad a r - ,''"'sht take-off a t a n y minute and driylng it uji. We-'li e-ali feir it ouiUon't .-iKl; me u-l:at Hiie's ehjin,-;- here
rived a tthe destination a n d had ^^e hadn't practiced that kind of .^e-lves and ]ia\- e-as'i.
EING YOUR DATE IN
~-l.ul she washes ..lis-he^-s jiri't*;- wo\\
landing;.
.Mi.nni." licit sa;,-s siie dnesrrt .\ .:ot. Iie-r samnini- S,\-lvettiietn \\-a,-^
time we frail E n g l i s h Major.-j ij Zeiders and G i n n y Williams lilte-h hiken she- just st-inds neaf- the (;.ae-ie Davis.
FOR A COKE
.She says, "They"
perched
on
a
little
stone
which
proi reached the £cene. W e klnd.a sort.a
i^oud and le^oks wistful. Marty i'ad- ii.'ited to have me Keive'. i just iiael
truded
from
the
side
of
the
clliff.
I for.got about Emily Post and Imr
ie-l.: insist i s!n, eloean't aitpi-u\-e'. t-i s*ay a t home and se net m y
rules of. ettiket when we fell to our l l o w they got tliere or how they "Thei-e-'s sonii^!:iiie,- e-lcajj a l o u i it." padge and my ba.ss in with someonej
i grub, but we knew there was no gelt back no one knows. I'm al- says M;i!-t.\-. "hut I've done it lic- e'lse. That's tlie einly wa.\- I e-e>ul«l
erne around except perhaps St. Peter 1110..^ eeitiiin I've .seen them around foi-'-, anel I'll ei.i it a.aain." liuik.sh .lie t awa.v." Yi'U slniukl have sa\-e.l
scli.,ol sdnco then.
m(--!e-ly \-e'l.s. ••Iiave' ap\' bus tiekCeiiitinueel eiii I'a^e your pelelgc and .\dur
is, Gracie'.
Tile war may need you UKaiu tlii.-i
sumnier.
.X
here are three thin,i;-s for
e^^-e'r,\dne tei do tliis summer: Reael
page six of the "Sylvania Beam,"
huy lots of bonds for llie Seventh
DRESS
UP
FOR
THAT
TO THE DATE BUREAU
Weir Loan, aiiii patroni:^e the Date?
DATE WITH
ihucuu. AN'ith tliat I leave you.

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