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COLLEGE TIMES

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State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
VOL. VIII.—NO. 16

THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1931

Rejuvenated Raiders Top Shippensburg
Teachers in One-Sided Fray, Score 38-16

5 Cents Per Copy

Faculty Members Entertain More Carnegie Tests on
Two State Educators at Tea Schedule for Junior Class

Last Monday Mr. B. Stewart MacThe Blue Room was the scene of a ; DougalU, Director of the Training
very attractive tea given on Tuesday, } School, conferred in Harrisburg with
Weber, Hager and Hammaker Rev. C. W. Guinter Addresses January 27, by the faculty in honor ! Dr. W. S. Leonard, Director of the
of Dr. Mary Riggs Noble, chief of the Russell Sage Foundation, concerning
Joint Meeting of Y. M.-Y. W. !I pre-school
Are Scoring Aces; Big
division of the state health
department and Miss Helen Purcell, the next phase of the Carnegie Test
Crowd Attends
The campus Christian associations director of the state kindergarten and ; Series, which are being administered
held their weekly meeting jointly on elementary education. Many of the to all the 1928 high school graduates
Lock Haven T.C. Shippensburg T.C. Wednesday evening, January 21, in faculty were present. Miss Jessie in 51 different colleges in Pennsyli vania. These tests, an experiment
order that all the students in the colPlummer
L.F
Spangler leg-e might have the opportunity of Scott Himes, assistant director of the which may result in a worth-while
Training
School
in
charge
of
the
kinHager
R.F
McVicker hearing the message brought by Rev.
standardization, indicate among other
Weber
C
Slaybaugh Clarence W. Guinter, whom the Y. W. dergarten and primary department, things that the general level of inteltogether
with
Miss
Belle
Holaway,
Gunderman
R.G
'Mitchell C. A. had invited as guest speaker for
Dean of Women, and Miss Sue Nor- li.gonce in Teachers Colleges in the
(Capt)
(Capt) I its evening meeting.
they,
supervisor of the kindergarten, state ranks on an equal basis with the
Hammaker
L.G
Green ! Reverend Guinter, at present a received
the guests. Girls of the third intelligence in the other liberal arts
L. H. T. C
14 14 6 6—38 resident of Williamsport, has been and fourth year college group spec- college education courses.
Mr. MacDougall's trip is of specS. T. C
1 7 '4 4—16 for many years a missionary in Africa ializing in kindergarten aided in the
ial interest to the members of the
as
a
representative
of
the
Evangeliserving.
Field Goals—L. H. S. T. C.: Weber
College Junior Class, who for the past
4, Hager 4, Hammaker 3, Plummer 2, cal Church. Though poor health has
Lock Haven was honored with the four years have been subject to these
Cooke, Cowfer; S. T. C.: Mitchell 2, [ forced a prolonged furlough from the presence of these distinguished guests, tests. What the next phase of deI field where his interests lie. Reverend who are here for a few days for the
Green 2, Slaybaugh, Krug.
Guinter hopes to return to his work purpose of observing the Training velopment is has not yet been disFoul Goals—L. H. T. C : Weber ' in
closed.
the "Dark Continent" in the future. School.
3x5, Gunderman 2x4, Marshall 2x2,
I
The
message
which
Reverend
GuinHammaker 1x2, Plummer 0x2, CowRev. W. M. Taylor Talks On
fer 0x1; S. T. C : Spangler 2x2, Green ter brought to the large audience of
1x7, Slaybaugh 1x1, Conrad 0x1, i students who assembled in the college Y. W. C. A. Entertains New
The Holy Land at Vespers
auditorium was in interesting story
Mitchell 0x1.
j form, bringing home so clearly his Memhers at Tea in Y. Room
Substitutions—L. H. T. C : Mar- point of what change the Christian
Rev. William Morgan Taylor, passhall for Plummer, Cooke for Hager, : Gospel can bring to the lives of people
A tea in honor of the new girls tor of the Trinity Methodist Church,
Weipsic for Weber, Cowfer for Ham- totally uneducated and uncivilized. was given by the Y. W. C. A. Cabinet drew a most interesting word picture
maker; S. T. C.: Day for Spangler, ! Reverend Guinter told of the many on Wednesday, January 21, from 4.30 of the Holy Land in his talk at the
Conrad for McVicker, Krug for Slay- things that had been done among the to 6 o'clock.
Sunday evening Vesper Services. Evbaugh.
i natives of the Nigeria country where
Miss Rowe and Alice Read, Presi- ery student who attended these serhe has been stationed and of the won- dent, received. The Social Committee, vices surely has a much more definite
Playing their best game of the sea- derfully improved living conditions Frances Stokes, chairman, had charge conception of this land where so much
con, the Raiders passed and shot their v/hich have come to these people of refreshments, and Madeline Les- of world-wide importance has occurway to a 38-16 victory over the pow- through the heroic efforts of pioneer ser, the undergraduate representa- red.
erful Shippensburg T. C. five Satur- Christian leaders and teachers strug- tive, poured.
The services were held under the
day evening on the local court. A gling against seemingly impossible
Rev. C. W. Guinter, guest speak- auspices of the Y. M. C. A. and were
large crowd of students, alumni, and odds. In concluding his remarks. Rev- er at the evening "Y" meeting, and led by Kermit Stover.
townspeople were on hand to witness erend Guinter showed what a wonder- Mr. Ulmer and Miss Holavvay were
Special music was furn'shed by the
the more or less one-sided struggle. ful field of service is open to those, also present to receive the new stu- Vesper Choir under the direction of
The locals ran up a score of 12-1 in especially men and women trained in dents. The Social Relationship Com- Miss Lottie Larabee. This music inthe opening quarter and were never the teaching profession, who have the mittee, under the direction of Kath- cluded a very fine baritone solo' "Face
headed nor in danger of losing their courage and vision to enter such life leen Noll, was also present since their to Face," by Harold Cronister.
lead. Their team work, fighting spirit, work.
work deals with the little sister
and shooting were of the highest qualproblem and the adjusting of the girls Miss Himes Addresses the
ity and rank with the best exhibitions
to the social life of the college.
ever seen on the local court. In the
Life
Ferndale P. T. Association
The decorations for the tea were a
scoring Weber, Hager and Hammaker
symphony of black and white. White
By
J.
SILAGYI
led the Raiders with Green and Mitchluncheon cloths bore clever black moUpon the invitation of Mr. H. M.
ell outstanding for the visitors. The
is the echo of a nymph's cry for tifs and the same design was carried Spengler, President of the Ferndale
entire Raider squad, including the Life
out on the napkins. Nut sandwiches, Parent-Teachers Association, Miss
a star;
subs, played a great close-guarding
cakes, tea, and mints were served.
Jessie Scott Himes, Supervisor of the
game, limiting the visitors to six Life is a long sip
Kindergarten-Primary Group of S.
double-deckers, three in each half. From the dregs of Pluto's cup;
T. C, addressed the January meeting
The result of this game will no doubt Life is a cactus
Credit Courses in Visual
of the Ferndale organization last
give Coach Morgan and his squad the Irto whieh has been breathed
week on the subject "Conserving the
Education
Now
Offered
<<-v,iitin;u-(l o n pa^-t' '^)
Wealth of the Commonwealth—its
A quivering soul.
Children."
the torn garment of a baccharA visual education course, which is
Miss Hinies, who spent several days
Former Dean of Women is Lifeal isreveler;
being offered this semester as an ex- in Ferndale, Johnstown, and vicinity,
periment,
will
meet
every
Wednesday
visiting the
Kindergarten-Primary
Week End Gaesl of S. T. C. Life is a pattern of ragged leaves
and Friday at 3.20 under the direction schools, commented very favorably
On cold, dry ground;
of Mr. Ulmer. The object of the upon the organization of the ParentMiss Gertrude Roberts, of Altoona, ' Life is seventy miles to the moon
course is to give the student an ap- Teachers Association whieh she adformer Dean of Women at S. T. C ,
preciation of visual aids and to ac- dressed. Its program regularly invisited friends here over the week When it hangs directly behind
quaint him with those aids which can cludes a forty-minute study class comend. Miss Roberts is now a member \ The house of Peace.
be used for teaching.
posed of men and women, a fortyof the English Department in the Al- |
Mr. Ulmer outlined a very interest- minute entertainment by the school
toona High School.
I Life is the swansong of God;
Life is a windblown melody
ing program to the few students who ' pupils, and a forty-minute address by
reported for the course last Wednes- , an outside speaker. On the evening of
Played
on
Pan's
flute;
Those who were home at Williamsday. The class is open to students who \ Miss Himes' address, the pupil parport during the week end were Evelyn Life is a toy kite flying the sky—
do not have the maximum number of ; ticipation consisted of music by the
Hinkleman, Gladys Messinger, and Its gauzy silver string
required credits for a semester. One Junior and Senior High School and
Marion Francisco.
i I cannot hold.
credit is being given for the work. 1the Kindergarten orchestra.
I

COLLEGE TIMES

Intra-Mural Basketball
The Intra-mural Basketball League
has gotten well under way with the
close of last week.
In the American League, Captain
Poust's team has won three games in
as many starts. They also hold the
scoring honors, having piled up 100
points to the opposition's 35. Captain
Sekula's team also has a clean slate
with two victories in as many starts.
The highest individual scoring honors
are held by Hal Poust, captain of
team No. 1, followed by Hoy, Kell,
and Ziff with 35, 25 and 21 points,
respectively.
Competition has been very keen in
the National League, also, the teams
generally winning by close scores.
Captain Dettrey's team holds first
place, closely followed by Captain
Bob Smith's team. Both teams have
been undefeated thus far. Dettrey's
five has won two games while^Smith's
quintet has captured one game, the
only tilt played by them. The highest individual scorers in the National
League are Bossert and Robb, with
20 and 14, respectively.

Poole
Rice
C. McCall
Shroat

4
1
0
0

0
0
1
0

3
2
0
0
1

0
0
0
0
0

TEAM F
Renninger
Emery
Kost
Carpenter
Ricker

Klub Korner

Among the Plots

"Dawn," Irving Bacheller—One of
the prerequisites of a historical novel
is that it must adequately reproduce
The Beta Sigma Chi's will enter- the spirit of the age with which it
tain the other sororities at an Inter- deals. The novel need not be a sucsorority Tea on February 6th, in the cession of bare historical facts, but
Blue Room. Decorations will be car- like any other novel it may range anyried out in valentine motifs.
where from the unrelenting realism
of a Hamlin Garland to the symbolism
a Nathaniel Hawthorne. The
Times Staff Elects Editors of
author, however, must know his maThe Times Staff held its weekly terials and handle them with skill. Irmeeting Monday evening. At this ving Bacheller in "Dawn" has not
meeting the Board of Editors for the failed to follow this precept. He has
ensuing nine weeks was elected: Peg evaluated for us the autocratic Roman
Beeson, Alumni Exchange Editor; officials of the Empire and the morally
Eirar Eliason, Men's Sports Editor; undisciplined Roman gentlemen; he
Mary Thompson, Girls' Sports Editor; has reproduced for us the cleansing
Royce Johnson, Joke Editor; Kermit effect Christianity had upon the deStover, Business Manager; Paul Bun- cadent Roman civilization.
dy, Circulation Manager; Olive LivIrving Bacheller's technique in
ingston, Subscription Manager. Julia writing this novel is very simple, but
Silagyi has been chosen by the board far from crude. He has taken one
of control as make-up editor.
single incident related in the Bible
and employed it as a climax for his
All the events that precede this
R. 0. L's Hold Meeting novel.
incident in some way prepare us for
The Rho Omega Lambda sorority the climax and every event that folheld its regular meeting in the soror- lows contributes to the unraveling of
ity room Monday evening. Plans were the plot. The particular incident he
made for the Alumni Banquet which uses is Christ's rescue of the woman
will be held April 25. The business whom the Pharisees stoned and whom
meeting was in charge of the presi- He commands at the same time to go
and sin no more.
dent, Ruth Grier.
Irving Bacheller entrusts the relating of this narrative to the heroine,
Music Clubs Plan Operetta Lady Doris herself, and the effect is
The Girls' Glee Club and Men's so vivid that it is as if we ourselves
Choral Club are planning to jointly had suddenly come upon her sheets of
produce an operetta sometime in April vellum in a niche in a crumbling wall
under the direction of Miss Mabel- of Jerusalem; it seems as if we had
Louise Arey and Miss Marjorie Roach. almost seen her dignified, sincere, seThe orchestra will play the accomp- rene, self-respecting, and courageous
animents.
spirit as we read the story of her life.
OLIVE LIVINGSTONE.
Clever tooled change purses are the
next project of the Art Club.

Beta Sig's to Entertain

AMERICAN LEAGUE
Standing of Teams
W L Pet Pts Opp
Cap't Poust
. 3 0 1.000 120 35
Cap't Sekula
2 0 1.000 27 19
Cap't Rorabaugh 1 1 .500 35 55
Cap't Kell
1 1 .500 "50 28
Cap't Hart
0 2 .000 10 36
Cap't Eliason . 0 3
.000 37 86
American League Individual Scoring
TEAM NO. 1
FG FT TP
Poust
20
3
43
Monti
6
4
16
Hoy
16
3
35
NATIONAL LEAGUE
C. McCall
2
0
4
Shade
0
0
0
Standing of Teams
W L Pet Pts Opp
TEAM NO. 2
2 0 1.000 35 26 Eliason
Cap't Dettrey
5
1 0 1.000 22
Cap't Smith
Bonebreak
0
0
0
1 1 .500 33
Cap't Robb
Burd
1
0
2
1
1
.500
Cap't Bossert
33
' Walizer
0
0
0
Cap't Sundberg 0 2 .000 27
Bryan
0
0
0
Cap't Renninger 0 1 .000 12
Achenbach
0
0
0
0
0
0
National League Individual Scoring T. Smith
;
TEAM NO. 3
TEAM A
11
3
25
FG FT TP Kell
5
2
12
Robb
6
2
14 Harmon
1
0
2
Drick
3
1
7 Stover
1
1
3
Hatter
2
0
4 Hoover
0
0
0
Burkett
0
1
1 McClellan
4
8
Lucas
2
3
7 Kitko
0
TEAM B
TEAM NO. 4
Dettrey
3
1
7 Rorabaugh
2
4 T. C. Defeats Shippensburg
0
Baker
5
0
10 Risch
7
16
2
Rcighard
2
0
4 Ziff
10
21
1
(Continued I'roni piic:e l>
Coughlin
5
0
10 Tate
0
0
0
necessary
confidence to make themAnderson
1
1
3 Sheasley
0
0
and their ability felt in basketTEAM C
Haberstroh
0
SI selves
0
I ball circles among the Teachers ColSundberg
2
0
4
TEAM NO. 5
] leges of the State.
Yost
3
5
11 Hart
2
0
4
The next game on the local schedHudson
1
0
2 Shishak
2
0
4' ule finds the Raiders opposing the
Heydrich
0
1
1 Shearer
1
0
2 Bloomsburg T. C. five at that place
Nelson
1
o
2 McCloskey
0
0
0 Friday evening, and, though not preTEAM D
0
Cronnister
0
0 dicting victory. Coach Morgan exBossert
7
6
20 M. Cooke
0
0
0 pects his boys to put up a hard fight
Harris
2
0
4
against the so-far undefeated Bloom
TEAM NO. 6
Torok
1
0
2
quintet.
4
3
11
Herlocker
0
0
0 Sekula
Bloom
2
0
4
Mack
1
1
3
5
2
12 Pantomime Given Under
Smith
1
0
2 Lohr
Lee
0
0
0
Direction of Miss Dixon
TEAM E
Reynolds
0
0
0
R. Smith
5
1
11 Grieco
0
0
0
Under the direction of Miss Dixon,
a pantomime, "Pussy in the Well,"
Boxers Being Coached by
for the benefit of the first
Several Students Leave was given
grades in the demonstration
Morgan, Fredericks, Swan In addition to those who left S. T. three
room of the Training School on FriC. through graduation, several other day morning, January 23, 1931. The
Coach Morgan, assisted by Wynn members of our group have departed fourth grade girls danced "Jump Jim
Fredericks, well known assistant T. with the closing of the first semester. Crow," the accompaniment being
C. football coach, and Joe Swan, who Eleanor Cox, Elizabeth Hendricks, played by Miss Dixon. The rest of the
has had experience in training and Ann Viering and Helena Gehron have music was furnished by James Harconditioning boxers in Buffalo, N. Y., withdrawn from the school, the latter lan. "The Bad Boy, Jim Green," was
are now engaged for part of each af- to take up work at Dickinson Semin- played by Frances Stokes; "The Good
ternoon in giving boxing instruction ary, Williamsport. Six other girls— Boy, Tommy Trout," by Peggy
to the men students of our college. Esther Hoffer, Cora Beck, Alice Al- Stouck; the constable, by Clara WilThe first three weeks are to be de- len, Florence Winter, Betty Dalby, liams, and the bellringers by Barbara
voted mainly to instruction and train- and Anna Mary Gilson—have also left Rhoads and Barbara Sloop. The paning. After this the men will be divided the campus, but these girls plan to tomime was greatly enjoyed by the
into classes according to weight.
commute during the present semester. youthful audience.

Buy a P r a e c o
Girls' Choose Leaders for
Coming Basketball Games
Girls' basketball captains have recently been selected for the coming
season. The experienced players, divided according to classes, have chosen the following to lead them:
Dorries—-First Year Primary
Benson—First Year Primary
Hopler—-First Year Intermediate
Oven—First Year Intermediate
Barndt—First Year College
Hill—First Year College
The beginners also divided themselves into three groups and selected
the following captains:
Payne—First Year Primary
Waltman—First Year Intermediate
Pelton—First Year Intermediate
The scheduled teams play at regular practice periods and at a later
date the best players from the various
teams will be chosen for the varsity.
Since varsity membership means 100
points, W. A. A. credit, everyone is
working hard to earn a berth on the
team.
The first tournament games played
Monday afternoon, resulted in the
following scores:
Benson's Team—24
Cole's Team—4
Hill's Team—5
Hopler's Team—5

COLLEGE TIMES

COLLEGE TIMES

Rissel, Barbara
Schmoyer, Helen
Smith, Laura
Williams, Elva
The College Times is published at
Bagshaw, Esther
Lock Haven State Teachers College,
Tressler, Helen
Lock Haven, Penna., by the Board of
Why
Pinchot
Won
Editors of the College Times.
Grade III.
Miss Lesher, Supervisor
Gifford Pinchot won the governorPublished weekly during school year. ship of Pennsylvania because he was
Diehl, Florence
Subscription rate, $1.00 per annum. Gifford Pinchot more than because of
Gorman, Kathleen
Hess, Nellie
any particular issue which he esKeim, Mildred
BOARD OF EDITORS
poused. The mill workers, as well as
Krebs, Mildred
Editor-in-Chief
. . Martha Zeigler the miners and farmers, believed in
Leonard, Margaret
Managing Editor . . John Haberstroh him thoroughly—a result of their
Read, Alice
Make-up Editor
Julia Silagyi experience with him under his former
Alumni and Exchange Editor
Yeager, Anna
administration. The overwhelming
Margaret Beeson bulk of their votes went to him as a
City Schools
Men's Sports Editor
Einar Eliason result of this confidence. He made war
Girls' Sports Editor, Mary Thompson on the Public Service Commission for Robb School
Joke Editor
Royce Johnson
Miss Wilson, Supervisor
Business Manager
. Kermit Stover what he maintained has been its unEberts, Evelyn
between the
Circulation Manager
. Paul Bundy fair discrimination
McDermott, Maxine
Olive Livingstone people and the public utilities. Undoubtedly this accounted for a con- Roosevelt School
siderable slice of his vote. But Pinchot
Staff Writers:—
Miss Stella Jenkins, Supervisor
Katherine Anderson, Anna Mary won because he was Pinchot.
Wilkey, Mary
Gilson, Alice Read, Edith Furst,
Born into a family of great wealth,
Hardy, Cathryn
Ruth Conrady, Julia Silagyi, Hal part of which he inherited, neverthePoust, Clyde Lynch, Elizabeth
Penn
School
Machtley, Albert Sundberg, Quen- I less, from his youth to this day he has Miss Ruth A. Rote, Supervisor
tin 'Wolfe, Royce Johnson, Marion . been a tireless worker. He seemingly
Unverdorben, Agnes
Francisco, Metro Kost, Paul Bundy, ; has not known what it is to be wearKermit Stover, Mirabelle Eliason, ied. The campaigns which he has conFelker, Violet
Mary Thompson.
j ducted in Pennsylvania in the spring Lincoln School
I and fall of last year have caused even
Miss Besse Bittner, Supervisor
Typists:—
the most strenuous campaigners to
Haines, Margaret
Bernice Moran, Agnes Unverdor- ; stand and look in amazement. Many
Baumbarger, Freda
ben, Polly Barndt, Jenice Sharpe, I have wondered at the intensity with
Molly Hammon, Audrey Finn.
. which he labors when he might retire
Intermediate Group
I to his estate and live the remainder Grade IV.
Acceptance for mailing at special of his days in ease and peace.
Miss Rowe, Supervisor
rate of postage provided for in Sec- I While Gifford Pinchot is a man of
Andrews, Elsie
tion 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, large wealth, there is no chasm beBechdel, Ruth
authorized June 3, 1923.
j tween him and the poor. Thousands
Condon, Mabel
of
his
friends
are
sons
of
toil:
farmEntered as Second Class matter
Dillon, Iva
November 5, 1928, at the Post Office ers, clergymen, school teachers and
Diviney, Loretta
at Lock Haven, Pa., under the Act of j housewives. Nobody thinks of the difFarran, Grace
March 3, 1879.
1 ference between rich and poor when
Haverlock, Helen
Pinchot is present.
Herbert, Alice
THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1931
Governor Pinchot won because he
Howell, Mary
enjoys a fight; not a fight for his own
Walker, Raymond
sake but for the purpose of making
right something that is wrong. No- Grade V.
Miss Rook, Supervisor
' body ever heard of his running away
Brion, Elsie
I when a worthwhile fight was on. He
Cowher, Alma
; has no more fear of a powerful utility
Garber, Ella
j boss than he has of a precinct poliCRITICISM
Grimm, Miss
] tician.
The development of a critical attiHenninger, Armina
Our state can look forward to four
Heverly, Ellen
tude is one of the fine outconres and years of the best possible service in
Nuss, Dorothy
evidences of educational expansion. Pinchot's administration.
Petruskey, Ellen
METRO KOST
However, criticism wholly on the deReuthers, Ernestine
structive plane, without any attempt
Schade, Dean
on the critic's part to find good qual- Tentative Teaching Assign- Grade VI.
ities or to better existing conditions,
ments for Second Semester Miss Pollock, Supervisor
degenerates in time to mere grumbFern, Althea
ling. The tendency on the part of Kindargarten-Primary Department
Forshey, Eleanor
Hartberg, Viola
many college students to thus tilt Kindergarten
Miss Northey, Supervisor
Hauge, Ingrid
over backwards in their attempts to
Bonner, Florence
Holmes, Ruth
judge matters in a critical light is
Hoover, Charles
Fletcher, Sara
quite evident.
Hughes, Lois
Gaskin, Margaret
Kost, Metro
Machtley, Betty
In regard to any criticism which
Lohr, Norman
Mangus, Sara
our college paper may incur, we of
Probst, Alma
Williams, Clara
the editorial staff are asking more
consideration for our eft'orts. Realiz- j
Sharpe, Jenice
City Schools
ing the limitation of the paper, we Grade I.
Robb School
welcome constructive criticism and
Miss Barkhuff, Supervisor
Miss Martha Laye, Supervisor
any suggestions from the students for
Allen, Mildred
Colgate, Martha
the betterment of the "Times." In- j
Beeson, Margaret
McCann, Louise
stead of complaining because certain j
Bixel, Dorothy
Miss Blanche Swope, Supervisor
news items in which you were inter- j
Englert, Anna
Dolan, Anna
ested have been overlooked, however, |
Harris, Janet
Hak, Mable
we ask that you get in touch with a I
McLain, Gladys
Mrs. D. W. Arndt, Supervisor
reporter before the issue comes out I
Risch, Dorothy
Shaw, Ruth
and guarantee its being written up.
Schwer, Rose
Dvorchok, Helen
Help us by sending in your campus
Miss Margaret Hamberger, Super.
chatter and personal notes, and we Grade II.
Miss Phillips, Supervisor
McGarvey, Verna
will respond by working even harder
Croyle, Romayne
to make the "Times" representative
Andrews, Ethel
Garner, Catherine
of the whole school.
Penn School
Frederick, Geraldine
Miss Mildred Ellis, Supervisor
Holmberg, Lavina
Flannally, Kathryn

EDITORIALS

MONOLOGS OF A MORON
ON EDITORS
An editor is a singular person. He
always talks about himself in the
plural. There are several types of editors, the best known ones being the
over-worked editor. (We know several of the type.) Then there-is the
make-up editor, who has nothing to do
with amateur theatricals but must be
a combination designer, an architect,
and writer of Egyptian hieroglyphics.
In fact the word "editor" is derived
from the old Sanskrit, editor, oris,
which means Jack-of-all-trades and
vocations. About the only thing an
editor doesn't have to know how to do
is tap dance—the only thing an editor
doesn't have to learn how to do is
swear.
Editors are hard working individuals. Their big job (around S. T. C.)
during January is to manufacture
synthetic news. The 1930 census
shows that editors are short-lived
people. This is not surprising. The
mid-year slump in news drives more
editors to the wall than the present
business depression. When this editor
succumbs please inscribe on his gr-ave:
To I. Q. M.
His life was short and sweet;
He was noted for big feet;
He was an editor.
He worked both day and night;
I May his heavenly chores be light;
He is an angel.
I. Q. MORON.
Miss Hazel Myers, Supervisor
Brown, Florence
Fodge, Alice
Miss Packer, Supervisor
Brunner, Laura
Ankeny, Alyce
! Lincoln School
Miss Edna Rich, Supervisor
Bauman, Evelyn
Swayne, Jean
Roosevelt School
Miss Salome Harman, Supervisor
Bressler, Mable
Wickman, Mertella
Miss McCabe, Supervisor
Fromm, Frieda
Salade, Marian
Senior High School
Mr. Albert Hauke, Supervisor
McCall, Lester
Robb, Robert
Miss Dessa Grosser, Supervisor
Thompson, Iva
Reid, Margaret
Junior High School
Miss Corinne Snyder, Supervisor
Anderson, Katherine
Eliason, Einar
Teaching Assig nments in J. H. S.

English
Miss Baird
Mr. McMullen
I Mr. Lynch
; Miss Wilson
' Miss Russell
I Social Studies
1 Mr. Bundy
\ Miss Wilson
Miss Bielefield
Miss Thomas
Mr. Bollinger
Mathematics
Mr. Bossert
Mr. Karchner
Mr. Alton Miller
Miss Lundy
Miss Galbraith
Mr. Woodring

Geography
Miss Bielefield
Miss Russell
Miss Cole
Miss Bunt
Science
Mr. Thall
Miss Lundy
Mr. Renninger
Mr. Allen Miller
Art
Miss Galbraith
Miss Grier
Miss Gschwendtner
Miss Bittner
Latin
Mr. McMullen
Music
Miss Bielefield

COLLEGE TIMES

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Meet the New Students
And Get Acquainted SQ^-^pU^
For more than a week we have
seen the new students. Now here are
their names and their residences.
Twenty-nine in all! A few old friends
and many new ones! Get acquainted
everybody with:
Evelyn Baird, Avis
Elizabeth Bigelow, Burnham
Brown Bossert, Mill Hall
James Brumgard, Centre Hall
Clair Cable, Reynoldsville
Dominic Cristini, Mineral Springs
Timothy Cross, Blossburg
Anne Devereaux, Wilcox
Lillian Ekendahl, Renovo
Vance Fitzgerald, Jersey Shore
Hazel Fouse, Aitch
Viola Fouse, Aitch
Ella Garlen, Tyrone
Helen Gates, Lewistown
Violet Gevin, Bellwood
Alice Herbert, Rew
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Faye Kooker, Penfield
Sara Martz, Loganton
Jean Marteer, New Bethlehen
Julia Mitchell, Mt. Jewett
Thelma Monti, Renovo
Ellen Pardee, Lock Haven
Robert Saxton, Phillipsburg
Alice Skelly, Johnstown
Catherine Swanson, New York City
Mona Taylor, Brockport
Claire Wade, Emierton
Robert Woodring, Bellefonte
Anna Yockey, New Alexandria

A Sapkomore Romance
Who were the lovers?
(Romeo and Juliet).
What was their courtship like?
(Midsummer Night's Dream).
What was her answer to his propo.sal ?
(As You Like It).
About what time of the month were
they married?
n\velfth Night).
Of whom did they buy the ring?
(Merchant of Venice).
Who wore the best man and maid
of honor?
(Antony and Cleopatra).
Who were the ushers?
(The Two Gentlemen of Verona).
Who gave the reception?
(Merry Wives of Windsor).
In what kind of a place did thev
live?
(Hamlet).
What Wiis her disposition like?
(The Tempest).
What was his chief occupation after marriage?
(Taming of the Shrew).
What caused their first quarrel?
(Much Ado About Nothing).
What did their courtship prove to
be?
(Love's Labor Lost).
What did their married life resemble?
(Comedy of Errors).
•What did they give each other?
(Measure for Measure).
What did their friends say?
(All's Well that Ends Well).
—STUDENT PRINTZ
By the way, speaking of Mr. Poole
—he certainly takes his half out of
the street.
Mary Beaver is so fond of cheese.
Why does she refuse to eat it sometmes.'

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and Others-

Dot Drake spent the week end with
Eddie Miller at her home in Williams«CKjtKH>OO0^^
i port. Eddie will be remembered as a
graduate of our school in the class of
Listening to some of our enterAsk Bob Plummer if he is training
for track. He w^as seen doing some prising Latin and Ancient History ! 1930.
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100 yard dashes between Juniata and students around here you'd think you
Mildred
Granville,
a former student
Altoona after missing the last street were walking the streets of Rome.
car on Sunday night.
; Kay and Skin gave an exhibition of • of our college, spent Friday night
here visiting with friends. Saturday
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II Caesar's assassination with all the
Bibs Craine certainly picks peculiar trimmings the other night, but itshe accompanied Mabelle Winkleblech
I to her home in Aaronsburg.
spots to read poetry.
, failed due to the narrowness of our
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corridors.
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Altoona had as guests from our
M. J. and Eileen are getting along
June Breining wants to know if college Hildegarde Baer, Myra Evans,
fine. The green checks and the creshe
can't belong to W. A. A. without Sara Wilson, and Vera Conrad.
tonne are also looking amiable.
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paying her dues. Scotch, ain't!
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Dorothea
Stitt
spent an enjoyable
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By the way, when it comes to using
week end with Caroline Shultz at her
These
Ladies
of
Shallott
who
sit
field glasses for observations we give in tower windows watching for white home in Williamsport.
up the ghost. Might a s well use a chargers and gallant Launcelots are
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radio.
Elsie Andrews visited the fiome
several centuries behind the times.
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They don't come that way any more. folks in Centre Hall over the week
end.
This moving business isn't all it's
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cracked up to be. One bright immiWouldn't it be great if we were
Emily Jane Waltman and Ernie
grant put all her belongings in her marked solely on the efforts we take
trunk, locked the trunk and proceeded to make a good impression on ourReuther returned to their homes in
Muncy for the week end.
to lose the key. What would you do new teachers?
in a case like that?
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I If Florence Daye could live 900
Mid Allen and Sally Mangus were
Our idea of the most absent minded years she would sleep the first 400 and at home in Johnstown over Saturday
and Sunday.
creature in the universe: the college eat the last 500. Not bad, Florence.
student who forgets to sign out until
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Someone eiss says he would get
he comes in.
Elizabeth Southern had as her week
married
and
start
a
harem,
if
he
had
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end guest her roommate, Marty Colhim.
gate, at her home in Madeira.
Talk about over-learning things— 500 years ahead * of
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In this institution it's a sure fact that
Popular Co-ed, on receiving her
Ethel Quigg spent Sunday with
the first five letters of the alphabet
will be overlcarned. The practice per- College Times—"I'll have to look in relatives in State College.
Us and Others and see if I went home
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iod is about to commence.
last week."
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Jane McGirk visited with friends in
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It's too bad this picture-taking epiState College during the past weekdemic is over. We got quite a kick out
Bobby is always much interested end.
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of those artificial smiles and smirks in his extra of the Altoona Mirror.
which decorated the campus there for How does he rate those special ediIs
this
news?
Peg Gardner and
tions?
a while.
Skinny Russell were home for the
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Then there was the new freshman
Prof. Sullivan: "Mr. Thall, what week end.
who wanted to know if student teach- treaty closed the war of the Austrian
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ers taught observations . . . .
Succession?"
Mid Winowieh spent Saturday and
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Mr. Thall: "I don't know, I am not Sunday with Grace Mark, at WilListening to some of these crush- a member of the Senate Foreign Re- liamsport.
able, droppable records around here utions Committee."
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Is complete evidence that some of us
Mary Thompson spent the week end
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are playing the same old tunes more
Al was so anxious to use the fire- with Evelyn Hinkleman at Williamsthan the allotted fifty times per day. , place on Friday evening that she sug- port.
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Poole's taking up a new kind of; gested opening all doors and windows
Joyce Harpster and Clarice Cohick,
exercise—heaving chairs.
! so that it would be cold enough.
former graduates of our college, were
back for the week end.
Bean Weber Acts as Judge Beflv Fullmer Describes
Ht
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lona Kephart and Thelma Williams,
In Farm Show Play Contesi
Pindwt Inaugural Ball members
of the class of 1930, visited
their Alma Mater over the week end.
Announced by a blare of trumpets
Dr. Harry F. Weber, Dean of Men,
spent last week in Harrisburg, where ard moving under an archway of horse shoe ranging to the floor above,
on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday sabres, the newly elected Governor while at the end was the stage. In so
he served as one of three judges in Gifford Pinchot and his wife were led vast a crowd one lost any idea of size
the first State One-Act Rural Play onto the floor by General Stackpole. for soon the floor became thronged
Tournament held at the Fifth Annual Following them came ex-Governor W-th dancers. The scene well resembFarm Show under the direction of John S. Fisher with Mrs. Stackpole by led a flower garden, the dim lights
Raymond G. Bressler, of State Col- h:'s side. The long-awaited for Gover- playing in and out through the room
lege. A representative group from ror had come, and the dance contin- catching a hue or sparkle of the many
each of twenty-one counties, present- ued, couples passing by the dignitaries colored gowns.
ed a one-act play, production being box to shake hands, everyone receivBETTY FULLMER '33
given in the F'arm Show Building. ing the same firm handshake from the
Lennox Grange, Susquehanna Coun- new executive, and a cordial smile
ty, received the state sweepstakes from Mrs. Pinchot. All the while,
Vincent Lopez and his famous orchesbanner for the best play.
Notice!
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Dr. Weber had also the pleasure tra kept playing popular dances.
An advanced class in speech- ^
The occasion for t h e festivities
while in Harrisburg of being present
making will begin next Tuesday S
at the inauguration of Governor Gif- j was the Inaugural Ball, the t'me Tuesin Room 33 under the direction i
ford Pinchot and of being entertained : day evening, January 20th. The ball
of Miss Arey. This course is g
along with the members of the county I was held in the Zembo Mosque, the
open to all the students in the
dramatic organizations by the Edna new Masonic temple at Harrisburg,
College who have taken Oral
Preston Players. After the play the and was given in honor of the newly
Expression. It will meet every
guests were invited back of the scenes inaugurated Governor by the 104th
Tuesday and Thursday at 8.50.
to see the back stage properties which Cavalry. The ball room reminded one
the company uses.
j of a stadium, rows of seats forming a
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