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Clare Free Major Presents
Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm
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VOL.19

FIGHTIN' FORTY SEPARATE
Fellows Are Being Sent To
Many Different
States

Cadets Arrive
Navy Air Corps Invade
Boys' Dormitory

LOCK HAVEN, PA., TUESDAY, MARCH 9, 1943

No. 9

Emille Elliot Is
New President

Professional Group Returns
To Campus Wednesday, March 10

On Monday, March 1, Lock Haven
held one of the a t r a n g e s t elections
for presidency of the Student Cooperative CouDclI for some time.
T h e procedure waa unusual In t h a t
all five candidates were women, and
also in the t u r n - o u t of voters—
a b o u t 150 out of a poaalble 1 6 7 ^Id more than live up to expectations. President
Toni
Kilsdonk
wishes to express her sincere thanka
to the many voters.
T h e five candidates for the presidency were: Mary Debo, sophomore; Emille Elliot, junior; Maxine
Hoffman, junior; Marian Mac5*hee,
sophomore; and M a r g a r e t M a r y
Madden, sophomore.
Another Interesting feature of thia
election lay in t h e fact t h a t when
the votes were counted it was d i s covered that, although Miss Elliot
w a s in the lead, she did not possess
a majority of t h e total number of
votes of the student body, a n u m ber which, according to t h e constitution of the council, ia necessary
for election. Therefore, a second
voting between Ml«s Elliot and t h e
second highest. Miss MacPhee, w a s
anticipated, and the day was set for
Wednesday, March 3. Between the
first and third, t h e college experience a r a t h e r spirited campaign,
with Miss MaaPhee's followers indulging in t h e distribution of candy
mints, and cigarettes, and the votefor-EUIlot crowd passing out some
cherished chewing-gum and n a m e
cards.

Freshman Class
Elects Officers

Play Will Be First In
Artist Course
Series

Well, t h e "PlKhtin" Fortf" Is now
in the proeeaa of being shipped, aft e r facing a c r o u p of testa such a s
Freshmen of the college met in I - ^ » ' ° »•»• ^ a r e Tree Major playTen Naval Aviation Cadets a r they never faced at dear old L.H.
t h e Old Auditorium, Wednesday, ers will appear on the college c a m an^r^ my. y.
». .
. . ''^"''"^ "^^ ""^ <^""P"» »" T h u r s d a y
March 6, for a class election. Girls pus, this time presenting the alla T . C . •The boys are being sent to p^b. 26. They will be «UOoned here
were selected for a majority of the
ITrfv. .
r ^ t h e service , „ ^ period of six weeks. Their
time favorite of juvenile stories,
offices because most boys expect to
to which their
aptitude
have , „ „ ^ ,« ^^^^^
^o that of t h e C.
designated
a s the
fields tests
in which
be In t h e service in t h e near future. "Rebecca of Simnybrook F a r m , " on
, yP.„ „T.
for quite
they could best serve.
^ who
t j „ g have
^ h e ybeen
will here
be given
inThe newly elected officers a r e : i Wednesday, March 10, a t 1.30. In
Some of the men whose aptitudes structlona In ground school as w e l
President, Doris Greene; Vice P r e s - ! previous y e a r s thlu company h a s
h a v e shown t h a t they a r e meohan- i a s advanced flight training. A rigid
ident, Helene P o r t e r ;
Secretary, presented to the c a m p u s school
ically able have been sent to t h e j hpysical training will accompany
Hope M c C a r t n e y ; T r e a s u r e r , K a y children and to t h e other school
Aberdeen Proving Grounds. Among their other instructions,
Johnson; Student, Lois McCloskey children from the town and nearby
these fellows are Bill Maule and ; Prior to their coming to Lock
and Joe N e v i n s ; F a c u l t y Advisor, communities other popular stories.
J o h n Akeley, t h e latter an lllustri- Haven they w e r e
stationed a t
Mr. J a c k .
L a s t year their play w a s based on
ous son of Coudersport, Penna. John Muhelenburg, which is located In
the fairytale, "Sleeping Beauty," t h e
T
h
e
n
e
x
t
meeting
w
a
s
set
for
h a s proved in hia life here a t t h e the heart of Allentown, F a
At
year before, "Robin Hood."
Wednesday,
March
17,
In
t
h
e
Old
college t h a t he is mechanically Muhelenburg- the Navy aviators
I The story of Rebecca is a familiar
Auditorium
a
t
ten
o'clock.
minded in m a n y w a y s ; he h a s received their preliminary flii?ht
one; t h e h a r e m - s c a r e m Uttle thirV
shown through his work in wood training and ground scho )1. After
I teen-year-old girl left Sunnybrook
handicraft, photography, drawing, their training here t h e y will be
i Far mto s t a y with her two maiden
tinkering with watches, and his sent to some other ischool where
I aunts in Riverboro, In order t h a t
work a t Piper Aircraft t h a t he ia a they will continue in their flight
i she might be educated, get a job
m a n who is interested in various programs.
and pay oft the mortgage. Naturally
technical and mechanical devices.
Twenty additional cadeta were
a lively girl like Rebecca -^i ,,? So far, six of the fellows have expected to a r r i v e March 10. Dr.
Mary Debo, editor, announces that help getting Irfi t- •.il.if ur having
been sent to Miami Beach. Florida, P a r s o n s announced t h a t before very
the college year-book, went to press a lot of fun, and t h e scrapes Into
in the Air Corps. Among this select long t h e number of Navy fllens
a day ahead of schedule. Thiw de which she becomes involved a r e all
group a r e Dave Barnhart, B e m l e would total one hundred.
serves a Tvord of praise, for a grreat j to be presented on the «tage by t h e
Metzler, "Porky" Ingraham, Mitch
V
amount of midnight oil w a s b u r n e l j actors of Clare Tree Maj
Flegal, Mac Potter, a n d F r a n k
in the Praeco office a week before
An added charm to t h e play a r e
Roth. In all probability, there will
the book was sent in. Helene Porter, |
the quaint costumes worn by R e be more men sent to the Air Corps
a s s i s t a n t editor, w a s Miss Debo's!
becca a n d t h e other c h a i a c t e r s , b e a t a later date, as several more felr i g h t hand woman.
j
cause this story all tajves p!<,i.>;
By G. MtLU^R
„4ojf t* expr'3ese4 a dq6ire-to_ enter
The income from the advertise- : about a century ago.
SECOND LT. E D W A R D L A W t h a t service.
ments far surpassed the sum set
Kate Douglas Wlggln, a u t h o r of
Mike F l a n a g a n and Lew R a t h - R E N C E SAIERS, son of Mrs. Berby the Student Council. This was
"Rebecca of Sunnybrook ij'arm," h a s
geber a r e stationed out in Mississ- tha Saiers, 418 W e s t F o u r t h St.,
possible through the combined efOn the third of March, the second forts of the editor a n d the adver- written m a n y other juvenile books,
ippi and are probably taking over. Lock Haven, Penna., and former
among which is t h e long-j). rmla.election
was
held,
with
t
h
e
results
student
of
State
Teachers
College,
"Brother"
Rathgeber,
by
now,
tising manager, Marjorie Binder.
"Bird's Christmas Carol."
ishould have the commander con- has completed bombardier instruc- displaying Miss Elliot, w h o will r e This year the dedication is not
While the Clare T r e e
Majoivinced t h a t he Is very essential to tion at the Army Air Forces Ad- ! sign as president of the Dramatics kept secret; it is very appropriately
t h e "staff" a n d should be made a vanced Flying School, Carlsbad, Ii Club, the victor.
dedicated to t h e "Fighting Forty." Players a r e brought to t h i s campxis
every year for the express jnirpi.tic
technician of some sort. As we all New Mexico. He had already com- ! W e of the staff extend our heartv
V
of providing for the .school children
know, our beloved "Fuhrer" was pleted navigation training a t Hondo ' congratulations, and we feel sure
of the town a really good jn-ofpsquite a boy when It came to speecii Field, Texas, before coming to I t h a t the student body will do its
slonal play, everyone is invited to
making.
Carlsbad and is t h u s fitted to fill i utmost to cooperate with the new
see "Rebecca of Sunnybroow F a r m . "
Max Conley, "Juggle" Johnson, two Important positions in a bom- i president in t h e year to come.
adults
as well as children. The story
The
Student
Council
held
their
bardment
air
crew.
Now
he
will
a n d "Smokey" Stover have been
regular meeting a t seven o'clock on j is charming in itself and it will bo
sent to Arkansas, and a r e serving receive additional Instruction In an
Thunsday, March 4. After a quorum dramatized by the original New
In the Medical Corps. Can't you j u s t Intensive program designed to prowas secured, t h e meeting w a s called • York cast. Tickets may be had from
imagine those three boys putting duce t h e world's most destructive
to order by President Toni Kils- members of the College Players.
bandages on and
administering air force.
V
donk.
first aid to their patients?
At the opening of the meeting the
Dick B a r n h a r t and Fred Hill were
R O B E R T H. FOYE, 21, son of
T h e Vesper program of Sunday, .secretary, E a t h e r Marie Shea, read
shipped last Monday to Miami, Fla. Mrs. Edward D. Foye of Lock H a Both of these "sons" of Lock H a - ven, won his Navy "Winge of February twenty-eighth, consisted an interesting letter from Louis
ven have served on K. P. and g u a r J Gold" and was commissioned a mostly of music. It w a s conducted Rathgeber, former president of the
Rathgeber
duty; Fred liaa also served as a Second Lieutenant in the Marine by Mary Jean Moyer, chairman of Student Council. Mr.
states
t
h
a
t
he
enjoys
a
r
m
y
life very
the
student
committee
for
Vespers.
fireman a t C a m p Lee.
Corps Reserve t h i s week following
Records of sacred music as sung much. He also urged the Council to
From the other fellows no word completion of the prescribed flight by the All Girls' Choir were fur- continue their good work.
At the last meeting of Delta S i g of -shipment has been received, s j training course a t the U. S. Naval nished by Lewis Rathgeber, w h o
A discussion arose concerning the
we will assume they a r e still a t Air Training Center, Pensacola, has a collection of religious music. Artists' Courses t h a t a r e supposed ma Chapter of Kappa Delta PI, Rod
erlck Cook was elected president
Camp Lee until further notice. In Fla.
T h e Ve.'jper service of Sunday, to be held this semester. A small
t h i s g r o u p a r e Hodes, Judd, Klft,
Prior to entering the Naval ser- March seventh, was In charge of appropriation was also considered for the remainder of this year. Tho
McNulty, Mltra, Monson, Pearson, vice. Lieutenant Foye studied a t F r a n k Lovich, president of the Y. for the Clair Tree Major Production meeting Wii.s held F e b r u a r y 11, a t
Pfeffer, Pletcher, Shaner, Stafferl, State Teachers College in Lock M. C. A. The meeting w a s held in t h a t is to be presented on W e d n e s - the home of Helen McCloskey. Mr.
Cook succeeds Fred .Tamison, who
Stanley, Thomas, Slider, Barnes, Haven and w a s a member of t h e the Y. W. C. A. room a t 6:10 p. m. day. March VO.
Is leaving t h i s month tor t h e Army.
Bernardi, Brion, Clees and Coront. varsity wrestling, football and t r a c k
As there was no new business to
The Vesper Committee hopes to
The member.s presented Mr. J a m i Among this group Coront and teams here.
be
discussed
a
t
the
meeting
a
m
o
have. In the near future, an open
son a writing kit a« a farewell gift.
Mitro have made t h e Camp Lee
Early In July, 1942, he began p r e - meeting with the local Rabbi a s tion for adjournment w a s made, and
Several members ot the fraterbasketball team. Bernie Metzler had liminary training a t the U. S. Naval speaker
passed.
nity participated in panel discusReserve Aviation Base in Anacos(Continued on Page 4)
sion. The first one, "Youth and t h e
tia, D. C , and successfully comV
State In W a r and Peace" w a s displeted the course the last ot Augcussed by Jeannette Earon, Jeanne
ust, before reporting to t h e "AnnCollins Dickey and Ruth Brungard.
apolis of the Air" for basic and a d "What H a v e Tliesc Honor Students
Army Air Corps.
T. C. Men Answer Longvanced training.
Achieved" w a s commented upon by
Latest
reports
from
these
men
Anticipated Call
Having been designated a Navnl
indicate that a r m y life is .swell. Ethel Batley a n d Emilie Elliot.
aviator. Lieutenant Foye will go on
Both articles are in t h e .January,
The
Florida climate, and Miami
active
d
u
t
y
at
one
of
the
Navy's
air
Once more L.H.T.C. can life her
Dr. PaiTsons and Dr. Patterson a r e
1943, issue of the Kducational ForBeach
is
quite
a
place
to
spend
the
In DuBois, Pa., to make a survey of operational training centers before head and be proud t h a t again a
um.
contingent ot five husky men have winter.
t h e schools there. This Is a high being a.ssigned to a combat zone.
Miss Lilli.an Russell w a s -thf'
_
V—-^;-—
left the campus to join the Flghtln"
school siirvey being made by t h e
The seniors who left were Dick guest of the fraternity for the me^t
Forty
In
the
armed
forces
of
Uncle
Commission of Secondary Schools
Caharer, Jack Probst, Pepsi Bever- ing. The March meeting will be
I f a obminon aeiiac to ba
of the Middle States Association of
thrifty. If yon t a v e yon »re Sam. Highly seasoned and spirited idge and Jim Brumbaugh. Johnnie held In the Seminar Room of t h e
Colleges and Sec(ind.ary Schools.
thrifty. War Bonds help yon these men joyously reported to their PlUmmer, Earl Burris, a n d Jim Libraiy witn Ur. Agnes McElwee
to save and help to save designated stations tb prepare for .Akeley were about to complete their as the guest .speaker. Ruth B r u n Dr. Mary J a n e Wyland of PennAmerica. Buy your ten per t h e i r basic tS-.-iining, * Irittrmedlate, "junior year. Earl Lyons w a s a mem- gard, J e a n n e Dickey, ,ind J e a n n e t t o
sylvania State College Is chairman
cent every pay day.
of this particular study.;^
and"then'Second LlentenafltS'In t h e 'feer of the sophomore class.
Earon will be the ho.stesses.

r^

Boys In The Service

Praeco Goes To
Press Early

Board Meets

I Musical Service
Held In Vespers

i

Roderick Cook
Chosen Kappa
Delta Pi^hief

Make Survey Of
DuBois Schools

AIR CORPS RESERVES DEPART

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REVIEWS

By MARY DEBO

The Valley of Deoiaion—By Mirrcia
Science and Civilian War
Davenport
Washington — (ACP) —Not ofA brilliant, warm novel covering
Editor
Margaret M. Madden
B y " B U D G E " BATLEY
ten do the scientific research estabfour generations of a Pittsburgh
Associate Editor
>
Sally Loncoske lishments of the nation's colleges
When I w a s young
steel family. It la the story of a little
Assistant Editor
K a y Johnson and unlvrsitles figure hi a major
I h a d a round, rubber baJl
Irish girl, who, ais a maid, becomes
Managing Editor
Mary Debo political tussle on Capitol Hill.
T h a t I used to love . . .
an important and vital person to
Writers—Mary Debo, Budge Botley, Leona Hosmer, Clair Young, J o e
It had on it
But today they a r e among the Inthem. There is a stirring history of
Rings of little, raised dots.
Alessandro, Betty Clark, Louise Clark, Phyllis Wolfe, Mary Drick, nocent bystanders caught in a t u g the growth of the Pittsburgh mills
-of-war t h a t pulls a dozen direcLike pinpricks on the other
and labor unions. T h e New York
Glenn Miller, J a n e Plumpls.
tions instead of t h e-conventlonal
Side of the paper . . .
Times says, "a truly monumental
Tyi)i.st—Beverly Gower
two—the battle o v e r t h e highly
As it would spin.
work which never for one moment
Advertising Managers
Virginia Keith, Aileen Rossman
controversial Pepper-Tolan-Kllgore
The dot.s would move.
loses its quality of stirring human
Circulation Manager
Janice Sackett bill for a W a r Mobilization Board
Like little glittering s t a r s
Interest."
a s a civilian supercontrol over the
Across an inky universe.
Our Hearts Were Young and G a y Acceptance for mailing a t special r a t e s of postage provided for in entire w a r effort.
I see them still
Cornelia Otis Skinner and Emily
Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e 3, 1823.
On sleepless nights: If
Kimbrough
Research institutions, of course
I acrew m y eyes real tight,
Entered a s Second Class matter November 6, 1928, a t the Post aren't tho heart of the Issue. They
This novel w a s t h e December
They stream across
Office a t Locli Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879.
Book of the Month selection. F o r
a r e concerned only in a p a r t of the
The celling of my mind.
something light to take you back to
bill calling for a n Office of TechV
the good old days, this book Is j u s t
nological Mobilization to gather
Tuesday, March 9, 1943
the thing. I t is the story of t w o
technoscientlfic
skllla,
processes
young girls and the many funny,
and ideas and p u t them to w o r k
and sometimes crazy
situations
speeding production and developthey get Into a n d experiences they
ing new weapons.
At t h e last meeting of t h e Col- encounter on a trip to Europe. Quito
Colleges unoubtedly would welcome a n y plan for heightening the lege Players it w a s decided t h a t t h e hilarious.
contribution to victory via t h e lab- second semester production, "Brief The Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway
oratory. B u t t h e proposed office Music," should be postponed b e To all those who like a n d a r e
would also force licensing of pat- cause of the illness of Its director
ents a n d secret processes. A n d
advisor to t h e club. Miss C. familiar with Hemingway, this r e In these times we should not allow ourselves to be drawn t h a t isn't the good news some cor- and
cent publication should prove very
Cordelia Brong.
into the turbulent stream of panic which public opinion so porate patent holders a r e waiting "Brief Music," a comedy in three worthwhile reading. I t includes all
hi,3 short works, plus t h e play, " T h e
to hear.
often creates.
acta, w a s scheduled for a p p e a r a n c e Fifth Column." The stories inIn broader scope, t h e W a r Mo- in the college auditorium on April 8.
cluded are: "The Killers," "The U n The situation, as we see it today, is one of little thought bilization Board seelcs to bring all Its cast ia comprised of seven girls: defeated,"
a n d "Snows of Kilimanand much talk. Here at our own college many unfounded phases of t h e war effort—econom- ^ the role of a college girl, Alexander jaro," as well a s some of his lesser
rumors are circulated because people misconstrue statements lc stabilization, manpower, military j (gpift) w a s given to Helen Burgess, known works. An excellent antholproduction, civilian production a n d those of her frienda a s follows: ogy.
and fail to use their power of reasoning.
all the rest—Into a tightly "inte-I Lovington, Sally Loncoske; Drizzle,
These books a r e now in Dr.
organization with civilians ^ Rogg Minnie Probst; Minnie Hall. North's library.
A good instance of this is the rumor that the college will grated
In control a t all key points.
I Esther Marie Shea; Maggie, Marian
•Vbe closed. Within the past few weeks, an article appeared Army a n d Navy oppose civilian j MacPhee; Rosey, Jeannette E a r o n ;
in the local paper stating that steps were being taken in control of their production p r o- j Jinx, Mary Debo. Doris Huffman
Harrisburg to decrease the state budget by closing all teach- g r a m s a n d a r e fighting t h e bill. | was chosen a s student director.
Business la cool, too. It says such Eleanor Williamis, a s prompter,
ers colleges not having a specified enrollment. Since it is reorganization would only formalobvious that our present enrollment is unusually low, two and ize existing ways of doing things. lana, yhyslclsts, statisticians, econtwo were put together and the rumor spread. Some of us But backers of t h e bill s a y It omists, reaaerch workers, adminiswould spread production decisions
never get beyond the "two and two are four" reasoning down t h e line to local and regional trative assistants, psychologists
Q. Are "Baby Bonds" still availbacteriologists.
-,bhr?

'^
power. We never reason to conclude that which has not been levels, boost labor-management co- andAlthough
stressing w a r tra.lning
A. No. They have been
operation, force the military prospcifiically placed before us.
t
h
e
report
urges
continuation
of
succeeded by Series E
g r a m to fit an over-all strategy,
foundation courses for professional
War Bonds, the terms
In this case, the total of our reasoning might be present- put a n end to turning out planes schools a n d combinations of a r t s
of which a r e substantiaBy the same.
ed in terms of six. In other words, we failed to observe a without propellers a n d Inducting and technical courses such a s s o men with Irreplaceable skills.
third factor.
'
cial work, home economics a n d
Q. I n what denominationa are
Administration
s t a l w a r t s wrote
Series E Bonds available?
physical education.
In the first place, every new administratration a t the Penn- t h e measure, baaing It on revelaA. They are issued in de•
*
*
nominations o f $ 2 5 ,
sylvania capitol manages in some way to incorporate into tions of t h 6 Tolan committee's
Into labor utUftatlon, t h e War-Time Washington
fSO, 9100, $ 5 0 0 , and
its platform an issue of reducing expense by the elimination Tprobe
$1,000 ( m a t u r i t y
m a n committee's investigation
of a few State Teachers Colleges. It is done i>eriodically. ofr uproduction
It's getting so now nice young
value).
practices, the House
With the great demand for teachers, it is unlikely that such and Senate small business commit- girls In Washington a r e safe—^from
Q. How may I keep Stampa
a measure will go through.
tee's findings and other recent In- job offers. So acute Is t h e office
while I am accumulating
help
shortage
that
popping
t
h
e
them?
We have no problem of enrollment, NTavy officials have quiries.
question n o w means asking: "Can
They
got
t
h
e
shock
of
their
lives
inspected the college buildings and expect to send several
you type?" Many a high-paid e x the Administration brought
hundred men here who will be enrolled as regular students when
ecutive doesn't know where his
subtle pressure to bear t o sideas a part of their officers training.
track the proposal—and used Re- n e x t stenographer is coming from.
publicans and anti-New Dealers to And a W a r Department bureau is
This does not mean that the Navy has taken over the do
experimenting with training boys
it!
school entirely. L. H. S. T, C. will continue to train teachers.
and girls to be typists. T h e experiTemporarily a t least, t h e Pepperis directed by Dr. Maye H y By Gib Crockett.
Aside from items of immediate interest, we would also Tolan-Kilgore bill ia interred In ment
ton of Columbia University, w h o
the
S
e
n
a
t
e
Military
Affairs
ComA. An album is given free
like to draw your attention to a situation of nationwide inupon requeat wilh the
mittee after a sleeper play snatch- says s h e can make a typist of a n
terest that will serve to further exemplify our point.
f\r»t Stamp you h-;-.
ed it from t h e favorable Education average Intellgent girl in three
Spaces are provided for
weeks. Stenographers take a Uttle
Rationing is the topic of conversation everywhere today. and Labor Committee.
mounting the Stamps.
longer. Trainees get IH+O a year
Supporters
of
the
a
c
t
a
r
e
searchRatiining of canned foodstuffs was a necessity, as was the
Q. Ts it permissible to name
ing for a w a y to free the bill for plus 1312 overtime.
rationing of shoes.
both coowner and a beneaction.
Congresawoman Clare Booth h a s
ficiary on a War Savinga
Great foresight was shown in announcing that shoes
Bond?
been hailed In some quarters a s a
Speed-Up For Woman
were rationed before the public could mob the market.
profound political thinker on t h e
A. No. Either a coowner
Accelerated w a r - t i m e education strength of her "globaloney" wiseor a beneficiary mar be
In some ways, however, it has defeated its own purpose. has received another boost, this crack. B u t for months this tlmenamed, but not both.
Men and women everywhere are stampeding clothing stores. time for women. In a policy state- wl.se expression h a s been a pet of
Q. When a woman who owns
As a result, people are more often dissatisfied and the busi- ment for guidance of liberal arts those who dislike talking about t h e
Bondi gets married, should
she have the Bonds reissued
ness is not ideal for the merchant since he cannot get mer- colleges, the American Council on war along a n y t h i n g b u t "sound
in her married name?
chandise in sufficient quantities. This creates a situation Education's committee on college business lines."
A> The Bonds will be so rewoman and the w a r plunks for h a s where demand is far greater than supply. The people them- tening
Speaking
of
gags,
another
p
r
a
n
k
issued, if she desires.
of good students
selves are forcing the government to ration clothes. This will to help graduation
It is not necessary, bowfill emergency needs f o r ster has made his m a r k in a WT»B
publication called "Official Directbe a difficult undertaking for it involves much more detail trained personnel.
than either shoes or food rationing.
To provide year-round schooling ory of P r o d u c t Assignments." T h e
for women students a t collegeis u n - book guides businessmen t o t h e
Ramember—lb* longer
We believe that if the people would consider the serious- abe to maintain s u m m e r sessions, proper W P B branchefl holding j u r ysw keep War Bonds,
ness of such thoughtless and indiscreet buying, that an enor- the report suggests pooling staffs isdiction over their products. One
Uf ta 10 years, thx n o r a
section
r
e
a
d
s
:
TUiuble they become.
mous amount of commercial disorder could be avoided and and student bodies. Three southern
"'Strip corlt—Cork branch.
colleges. It points out, a r e planning
even stopped.
to offer a combined s u m m e r term
Strip steel—ateel branch.
These are just two instances where people fail to reason. on B, single campus.
Strip tease—WAACS"
10% OF INCOME
They impulsively follow the crowd a n d create disorderiy Women's colleges a n d co-educa- The pereptrator of this mischief
conditions that are so distructful to organization and morale. tional institutions a r e essential now is judged to outclass the press r e the committee believes, because lease writer who embellished a long
It is our opinion that we should take the initiative not they con provide technical a n d pro- atatment
on cotton duck with a tale
not only to quell rumors, but also to adopt a safe and sane fessional workers. Notable ex- about Donald
Duck—and almost got I
amples ar« chemtsta, motbematlc- away with It.
method of thought so much in need today.
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COLLEGE SPORTS
WAA Play Night The Boys Carry On
By S. L O N C O S K E
After the Flghtln' F o r t y reached
T h e W, A. A. held a "play night" the Induction center a t Camp Lee,
Wednesday, Feb. 24, with enough they were induced to participate in
activity for the girls to rival P. T. a basketball game with the Camp
courses. Basketball and swimming Lee varsity team. This game was
livened the Field House consider- supposed to be Just a warm-up
ably, while those who don't care game for the C a m p Lee aggregaparticularly to build biceps played tion, but in true Lock Haven style
piner-'pong, badminton, and shuffleour boys refused to play the p a r t of
board in the Old Gymn. Every other
a "guinea pig" and reversed t h e
W^ednesday these activities a r e to
tables.
be held; the n e x t meeting will be
Due to the brilliant play of Capon March 10.
tain Paul Coront and his cohorts,
In regular girls' gym periods, on t h e C a m p Lee varsity waa subdued
Mondays and Fridays, each olass in an overtime period by the score
b.os a t e a m , playing Intramural of 64 to 6S. Tardbird Metzle'r and
g a m e s in class. Later in the seaison, Paul Coront were the big guns of
on April 2, 5, and 9, a Round-Rob- the Eagles' a t t a c k a n d betweten
in T o u r n a m e n t will be played off. them .scored 48 of the 64 points
with t h e t w o Honorary Varsity j j ^ ^ ^ ^ , ^ ^ ^ j p p ^ j„ ^ j , ^ winning b a s t e a m s playing an exhibition g a m e
I ket in a "sudden d e a t h " overtime
on April 12.
period.
Coront w a s t h e high man of the
game, scoring 31 points 'oy means
of 15 field goals and one free toss.
Metzler w a s next in line, contributing 17 points to the Eiagles' score,
At approximately twenty minwhile Bernardi tossed in 8 points
u t e s 'tl two In the afternoon, we
for third place.
meandered to t h e third floor of the
The papers In the Petersburg,
Glris' Dorm here a t T. C , and discovered t h a t most of t h e Sylvania Virginia, a r e a gave our boys several
girls w e r e Just opening both eyes, nice write-ups and also a great de.il
j of publicity which may later beneand beginning to rise and shine.
Most of t h e m like t h e t o w n of ' fit the college.
Picture taken at C a m p Lee
Lock HavRn—"It's cleaner than Al- j As usual, our vociferous former
showing membeirs of the FightI
Council
President
did
a
great
deal
toona"—and all of them still h a v ing Forty, left to right, Paul
We [ of talking and evidently to the i Coront, John M c N u l t y , Bernie
en't tired of dormitory life,
idn't hear a n y complaints i2on- I!, right people. Brother Lou, b e t t e r ' Metzler, Leonard Brion, Buss
berning th^jr .Uigj«ri4uaLJob|ypb •.iXLknawn- a s t h e Klngflsh," was r e - : Shaner,
Red
Bernardi,
and
p e faction is a bit peeved because leased from quarantine a n d was a l George Mitro.
hey were promised work in t h e new | lowed to accompany the team in a
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Itoona plant a s soon a s it opened ; managerial capacity.
f they came to Lock Haven to be ! The team was coached by Cortrained.
However, it seems t h a t ! poral P e t e H a r t and I can well
proud of
t h e Hi-grade officials Ignored this ; imagine he was r a t h e r proud
condition, and "put the show on his proteges. I know t h a t we few
the road" with girls who stayed In who are left behind a r e sincerely
H e r e is another g r o u p of brain
Altoona.
proud of them, but it w a s no more
T h e general opinion among the than we expected from boys of their teasers prepared for college papers
by Bob Hawk, ace quizmaster and
girls Is that t h e y will be here a p - caliber.
s t a r of Columbia networks "Thanks
proximately four more weeks.
O u r auditory systems caught some p h r a s e s : "Everyone in Lock to t h e Yanks" show broadcast S a t urdays a t 7:30 p. m., E W T . R e Haven ia- friendly."
T h e minute broadcast a t 11 p. m.
we heard t h a t the Altoona plant
1. Do orchids grow wild in t h e
was opened, we got discontented." United States?
WANTED:!
j "I don't care w h e n t h e y call us
Answer: Yes. There a r e m a n y
Girl students- to care for c h i l - I back." And Bunky saya she likes members of t h e orchid family in
j being a boss!
the U. S. including lady's slippers
dren after classes. Call 2225.
I W h a t we can't make out is, if and rattlesnake plantain.
i breakfast is a t three In the after224 Susquehanna Ave.
2. T h e letters in t h e distress call
! noon, when Is dinner?
S O S a r e not used because they
mean "Save Our Ship." WTiey a r e
they used?
Answer: They have no meaning.
They a r e used because they a r e
the easiest to send on the wireless).
4. Is It true that some insects
have ears on their front legs?
j
Answer: Yes. Crickets, k a t y d i d s , '
and t h e i r relatives.
5. Is the standard pullman made j
up so you -an ride feet first or
head first?
Answer: H e a r first.
6. WTnich is thicker, a nickel or a
50-cent piece.
Answer: 50-cent piece.
7. In cooking how Is food m a r i nated ?
Answer: It Is to let food stand in
French dressing or some special
well-seasoned acid mixture.
8. According to Emily
Post,
abould a gentleman, when walking
with two ladles, walk on the o u t side or walk between t h e m ?
Answer: He should always walk
on the outside.
9. How often la a trlcentennlal
celebration held.
THE ST(MIE THAT CONFTOENCE BUILT
Answer: Every thirty years.
10. W h a t is a spanker on a aallLodk Harca, Pa.
boat?
Answer: • sail. It Is t h e aftermost sail on a yawl.

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Mnj. Jolin L. Smith of tho U. .S. Marines has 19 Jap planes to hi*
crcfiit Have you as many Jfar Bonds?
bliosv all our American boy.s that you're doing your pari on the home
front to win the war. You've done your bit; now do your best—Buy
more War Bonds.

Would those people who

have

books belonging to the late M r .

^ COMPLIMENTS

Ulmer kindly send or take them

ef

to the College book store. Your
cooperation in this matter
be greatly appreciated.

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Mary Madden gave t h e Dean a sudden shower bath t h e other night
"Tiny" Rock blushes a t the mention of a few little articles such a s ;
"Bridge," "Angora Sweater" . . .
Miss Helene H a m a k e r believes in
keeping warm. She even removes
her shoes In the t h a t r e and w e a r s
gloves on her feet, while Miss Mc«~
Phee wraps a scarf around h e r
J e a n Drye is still leading Mack little footsies.
PREVIEW
Well here we go again. Seeing Gray around and telling him what
a s how I am still in one piece after he can do and w h a t he can't . . .
t h a t last edition, I a m going to try Milt P o t t e r a n d Monk Miller a r e
to scribble a few llnea t h a t will known a s the horizontal kids . . .
meet with the approval of all. If Jerry Sorvelli, the ex-gob, is m a k By BILL DICKISON
the same n a m e s a r e used more ing quite a splash on t h e canvpus
T
h
e
ten
Naval Cadets take this
than once pleaise remember t h a t . . . Billy Eyer had his h a i r clipped opportunity to express their a p p r e there are only a few people left In to stop wind resistence, he Is now ciation to t h e a t u d e n t body for
known as the fastest t h i n g on two
school.
feet . . . Stacey Kyler and his h a t their friendly attitude.
Bill Kingston and Jamie Boy
• • •
with the drooping rim reminds u s
PASTIMES:
of a small town boy gone big-time Lendrum a r e running a race to see
St. Valentine's Day has come and . . . Joe Nevins thinks t h a t t h e how manw girls t h e y oan scare
with those new haricuts. Anyone
gone, but it h a s left m a n y a fair
h r a r t b u b b l ^ ' n r w l t ' r j o y . T . H . S . ' r T c . h " ' - ' " * *» ^ ' " " ^ » P"^<=« '
who Is Interested in the barber's
n a m e can consult these two.
was no eyceptlon and believe it or
Big "Zombie" Richardson is h a v not, but the first on my list Is FAVORITE SONGS:
ing a tough time gaining weight
Dean McElwee. It seems the Dean Mary Drick, "Georgie Porgie"
received not one, but three dozen Billy Eyer, "The Old Grey Mare is these days. H e b u r n s up all his
W h a t She Used to Be"
energy snoring.
roses. T h e card t h a t was a t t a c h e J
the
was not signed, but Oh t h a t smile Jerry Sorvelli, "I'm Popeye
If anyone knows of a nice "soda
Sailor Man"
. . . Mary J a n e Hoffman received a
garden," please notify Woody Detbeautiful corsage from her friend "Penquln" Bricker, "Beer Barrel weiler. He's mighty thirsty these
Polka"
in the Coast Guard . . . Maxine
days.
Hoffman also received a greeting, Monk Miller, "Wonder When My
We're going to b u y "Wildcat"
Baby's Coming Home"
in the form of one dozen roses . . .
Gorman a n umbrella t o use everyMiss Helen Burgess received an j Milt Potter, "I Won't G e t Home time re crosses the railroad t r a c k s .
Until Morning"
Ensign and a sparkler, but the poor
"Don" H i r s t is the fellow with
Ensign got left . . . Helene Porter Girls Dorm, "O 'Where, O W h e r e the stitched lip these days. It w a s
Can My Little Dob Be"
received a severe shock Sunday
a blonde who did the job.
Mvhen one of her competitors r e - Bellhops, "Marine H y m n "
The two Duckwitz boys, Don and
turned to the campus. It's a good "Duke" Davies, "I Wish I W a s Bob, are rooming together. It's j u s t
t h i n g t h a t the hero w a s absent . . .
Single Again"
like day and night. "Student" and
T h e boys' dorm did all right, too; Alice Kohlepp, "Ridgeway Bluea" "Stew Bum."
'. fact a certain E l m e r w a s weor- L. H. S. T. C , "Here Comes the
Little Joe S h a r p is t h e big hearted
.ig a h e a r t on his uppwr lip . . .
Navy"
fellow 1 n t h e gang. H e gave up his
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Chapel Hill appointment for a
ITEMS
buddy. Nice guy, Joe.
CAN YOU IMAGINE:
T h e rea.son Jean Madill goes out
Men in the classes
with "Penquin" Bricker is, accordThe girls In the dorm behaving
ing to "Patty" Mayes, (a c l o s e
"Sheasley" selling candy
friend) and I quote, "After all, ArL.H.S.T.C. a second Annapolis
(Continued F r o m Page 1)
Any girl not wonting to roll nold is the only 4-P m a n In the
previously
been on t h i s squad, but
form . . . Miss Helen (Goldylocks)
bandages
Burgess and Miss "Snips" Rossman h a s since been shipped to Miami
* * -•
are called the exployers of the din- Beach.
SIGHTS AND SOUNDS:
In later issues of t h e paper we
ing hall. If they don't receive j u s Pop Fleming started to school tice a t one table they t r y another will be able to give a more detailed
one morning without his trousers. . . . A fair exchange is no robbery account of t h e activities of the men,
He had gone about a block when he says FranTi to Sara. So Mr. Lovich but until then we will have to close
met
BINGO.
fainted;
only at hwoman.
e n did our
hero She
discover
his : Proceeds to wear Miss Zublers lip- and just send our best wishes to all
mistake . . . These absent-minded i stick a t 8 a. m. In the morning, and you fellows In the service.
V
professors . . . Anybody w h a has I'oor Miss Zubler goes to class with
trouble in their courting, please | out her makeup . . . Doris Greene
see Mary K. Johnson. She has • is known as the "Tlllie t h e Toller"
OVER THE TOP
solved all of her troubles and Is of the girls dorm . . . A local quarwilllng to help anyone else. She ' tet of hillbilly girls were discouragdoes not use witchcraft, but sticks ^ >" their warbling, Tuesday night
to the old, reliable Ouijl board . . . ^ ^y t h e management playing t h e
UH!TED STATES WAR
Those weird s o u n d s t h a t came, from J"k box rather loudly. However,
in front of t h e main building S u n - ' the girls were pretty fair singers;
day night were made by a g r o u p of | anyone with a request should give
Spring Mills farmers. It seems t h a t ; it
to Sally
Loncoske . . . Miss
they were singing Western Ballads, "Shot" Binder presented the girls ^
for their lady friends, with the \ dorm with a small pooch approprlmuch nee Gene Autry . . . W e wonder why Sn>' "Duke" Davies doesn't play p i n g , maiden into going out with h i m . '
pong a n y m o r e ; could it be because ; This time the unlucky girl is J a n e y
The Mrs. Davies doesn't approve? \ Glaze . . . Keith Housenecht, the
. . . All the.se r u m o r s about how ! Sood looking boy from Montoursgood the rejuvenated bell-hops a r e ; vUle, has set certain girls in the
is Just a lot of propaganda. They i dorm buzzing with excitement. But
a r e keeping them in school so t h a t ; «o far he has been able to avoid
they won't be In t h e way. When them . . . Edwlna Davis h a s beyou a r e In an organlpatlon such a s ' come a happy person again, now
t h e Air Corps, you don't need to I t h a t Commando Jimmy Peet has
advertise; your record will speak j returned to school again . . . Marfor itself . . . Lois H a h n is going i e a r e t Mary Madden is receiving

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around singing t h a t Army Air
Corps song, we wonder why . . .
"Shot" Binder admits t h a t the old
saying "Absence Makes t h e H e a r t
Grow Fonder" Is true. Maybe t h a t
explains why the constant communications with Camp Lee . . .

mail from several of her admirers
at Camp Lee . . .

• • *

W I N D UPS:
Frosh Errickson is called "Blondie" by members ot t h e training
school, but we think t h a t "Baby
* « •
Dumpling" would be more suited
EXCERPTS:
. . . Alice Kohlhepp has picked one
Dick Cook is a g r e a t favorite of 1 of t h e navy filers as her own. All
t h e glrla downtown because he is \ other girls stay away . . . Pauline
wo young tli.at Uncle Sam does not I Swope has an unknown admirer,
want him. But If he docs not stay 1 but she won't tell who it Is . . .
a w a y from a certain Nixon girl, it I Sam Sanzatto is receiving letters
is rumored here in the dorm t h a t ' now-days that contain some of tho
he will age considerabe . . . Young I sweetest adjectlvca t h a t are conRobert Stetson has been squiring tained in Weijsters dictionary . . .
Mary Margaret Whitsel around the The Misses Mary Drlck and Mary
campus Intely . . . Bill Harbach, Washburne spent the week-end in
the Loganton lumberjack,
would Washington
in company
with
save some dough if he would do his their favorite soldiers . . . "Glnmy''
"Romeo-Juliet" act in the p a r k Keith is going to spend next weekr a t h e ir than in the movies . , . end with Jerry Bloom . . . Margaret

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MARCH 14, 15, 16
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