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COLLEGE TIMES
State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
Vol, IX, No. 34
5 Cents Per Copy
FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1932
Lock Haven State Trackers Gain Wide Margin Over
College Track Team Wins From
Central State Team
Much to the surprise of everyone concerned. Coach Kaiser's track stars came
out on top in the track meet with
Bloomsburg which was held last Saturday at Hanson Field. The final score
was Lock Haven 671/2 and Bloomsburg
58%.
Though the track was wet due to the
rain which fell during the entire afternoon, a number of flne marks were
made. Thomas, the dash man of t h e
visitors, in one of t h e heats of the 220,
made that distance in 22 flat. Rinker,
one of the finest milers ever seen in this
section, ran that distance in the record
time of five minutes, three seconds.
Shively again won his feature, event, the
440, in the record time of 54.5 seconds.
Bloomsburg
Plans Being Made
Annual Musical Recital Cast for Junior Class
Play Announced by
For Alumni Day
To Be Presented
Miss
Mabel-Louise
Arey
Friday, May 13th
Announcements have been sent to
The Music Department of t h e Lock
Miss Arey announced that the annual
Haven State Teachers College will pre- Junior Play, "Old Days in Dixie," to be
sent the Annual Student Recital on Fri- presented on Thursday evening. May 19,
day, May 13, at 8:15 in the college audi- is a melodrama of the old-fashioned type,
torium. The program represents a whole in which we find, principally, a hero, a
year's effort on t h e part of those partici- heroine, and a villain, among interestpating and promises to offer many ing complications. The hero, as was usual
worthwhile numbers. The program will in plays of this kind, is noble: the h e r o be as follows:
ine is pure and beautiful: and the villain,
a romantic and attractive figure, is past
1. Piano Solos—
Valse Brilliante—op. 34, no. 1
Chopin redemption. The villain, aspiring to the
Mazurka Caprice
L. T. Quigley hand and heart of the heroine, involves
Elizabeth Bigelow
the hero in difficulties from which he
2. Voice Ensemble—
extricates himself, saving the honor of
A Ave Maria
Franz Abt the family—an old and respected SouthVesper Quartette
ern one, of course—at the cost of his
Misses Hazel Fouse, Virginia Robinson,
Radowski was high man for the afEvelyn Livingston, and Nellie Manning
own good name. Tragedy results. The
ternoon with sixteen points. He had 3. Piano Solo—
ending of the play clears away all the
things to do himself in the weight events.
Scarf Dance
Chaminade clouds, and leaves everyone with a satiLenore Morgan
He scored t h r e e firsts; one in the discus
fying consciousness of nobility upheld
with his toss of 112 feet; another in the 4. Voice Ensemble—
and double dealing punished.
Thou Shalt Love the Lord Thy God . . . .
shot put; and another in the javelin.
Michael Costa
As the title of the play suggests, the
He scored a third in the hammer throw.
Vesper Trio
characters should appear clothed in apBurd was second high scorer with
Misses Caroline Raker, Frances Wenrich,
propriate costumes of 1849: the Juniors
and Ellen Louise Rooke
fifteen points. He took flrst in the pole
Solos—
are planning, however, the interesting
vault and the broad jump. His m a r k 5. Piano
Butterfly
Grieg experiment of presenting the old-type
of 20 feet 2 inches in the broad j u m p
Nocturne in B
Chopin drama, with its stilted phrases and elabSonatina op. 55, no. 3
Kuhlau
is quite a record jump. He tied with
orate mental and moral convolutions, in
Mary Ulmer
Smith for flrst and second place in the
a modern setting of 1932 dress. The com6.
Voice
Ensemble—
high jump. He also came in third in the
Benediction
Bernard Hamblen bination, it is hoped, will result in an
high hurdles.
Vesper Choir
evening of unusual entertainment, with
Third honors were taken by Hoy with 7. Voice Solos—•
perhaps—who knows?—a touch of the
111/4 points. He took a flrst in the high
The Old Refrain
Kreisler educational.
Duna
McGill
hurdles and two seconds in the hundred
Anthony
Ryan
The cast of characters follows:
and two seconds in the hundred and
in C
Mozart
two-twenty. He earned a tie with Kelly 8. Sonata
Madame
Bonfoey, mistress of the planAllegro Prelude in C Minor .. Rachmaninoff
for third place in the high jump.
tation, Elizabeth Miller.
John Miller
Azalea, her ward, Virginia Robinson.
Both trials of the hundred yard dash 9. Voice Solos—
Sylvia
Speaks Nancy, Azalea's sister. Beryl DeWalt,
and the flnals were r u n in 10.8 seconds.
Ho, Mr. Piper
Curran Cousin Sallie Sellers, from a neighbor(Continued on Pnge 4)
ing estate, Florence Hunt.
Lenore Morgan
10. Voice Ensemble—
Phoebe, a little coquette, Clarissa WainIn Spain
di Chiara
ger,
Lassie O'Mine
Bowles—Wilt
Prayer Perfect
Stenson Mary Rose, Phoebe's sister, Gladys
College Glee Club
Weber,
Mam' Dicey, the house mammy, Ellen
On Monday afternoon, May 23, stuReighard,
dents may witness a n old, traditional
Beverly Bonfoey, the young heir, Clarclass custom in a new setting and arence Eld.
rangement. At that time the Senior
Judge Pennymint, his uncle, Thomas
Class Day exercises will be presented in
Blyler,
the auditorium. The program will inRaoul Chaudet, a visitor from Quebec,
Last Saturday night in our college
clude the traditional compositions such
Harold Sykes,
as Class History, but an unusual method gymnasium, decorated to represent a Cameo Clemm, from t h e city, Elwood
of presentation wiU feature the program. spring garden, the Juniors were hosts
Rohrbaugh.
The committee preparing the exercises and hostesses to over two hundred Unker Shad, a bit of old mahogany, Walare not advancing information on the couples, who danced around the mayter Wilkinson.
subject and t h e participants. The entire pole to the music of the Nittany Nine,
program will be a surprise to the stu- an orchestra from Bellefonte, Pa.
dents of the college. However t h e comAs the couples entered the gymnasium
mittee has revealed t h a t more students they were received by Dr. Dallas W.
will participate in t h e program than is Armstrong, Miss Belle Holawayy Dr,
usual for the traditional exercises.
Harr.y Weber, Mr, and Mrs. Corneliits
Olive Livingston is chairman of the Sullivan, Hal Poust, and Sara Bricker.
The Carnegie Inquiry Tests were given
committees which are working on the The music started at 8 o'clock and at
program. T h e program committee con- intermission entertainment was fur- to the four-year seniors on May 3, 4, 5,
nished
by
two
excellent
tap
dancers.
and 6. These tests, the purpose of which
sists of the foUowing seniors: Christian
Feit, Dorothy Bickel, Mike Shishak, MyA gaily wrapped Maypole in the cen- is to reveal the adaptation of students
ron Biddle, and Kathleen Noll, A sup- ter of the gymnasium sent out many col- to their life's work, were flrst given to
plementary committee includes Eliza- ored streamers below the white covered high school seniors in 1928, They were
beth Crain, Hildegarde Baer, Ambrose ceiling. Around the sides of the gym- later given to the same students as colFortney, Gwendolyn Stringfellow, Betty nasium extended a white picket fence, lege sophomores. This year's tests completed the investigation carried on by
DeFrehn, and Margaret Dorries.
covered with hollyhocks and broken the Carnegie Institution.
At present these committees a r e work- only by the orchestra pit and the punch
The. tests given here were supervised
ing in secret on the numbers for the pro- stand. These decorations will be left
gram and the assignments to partici- up for the annual Alumni dance, to be by Mr. MacDougall, Dr. Rude, and Mr.
Patterson,
held on Saturday, May 21.
pants.
Class Day Exercises
To Be Held May 23
Junior Prom Held
In High Esteem
By Large Crowd
Carnegie Tests
Given to Seniors
alumni of the Lock Haven State Teachers College of the annual Alumni Day
program and banquet to be held on Saturday, May 21, 1932. This year t h e
classes of '82, '87, '92, '97, '02, '07, '12, '17,
'22, and '27 are especially desirous of
having their class members return.
As the alumni return, they will register in the main hall where they will b e
given a badge bearing their name, class
and school colors.
The program will be held from 2:30 p.
m. to 4:15 p. m. in t h e auditorium. The
program is as follows:
1. Assembly Singing — Conducted by
Professor George F. B. Lehman, with
Mrs. P. R. Kamp, '20, accompanist.
2. Solo—To be selected,
3. Election of Offlcers.
4. Short talks by former graduates, introduced by Mr. William P. Cornely, '01,
Vice President of t h e Alumni Association.
At 5:45 p. m. the members will go to
t h e College Dining Hall where the banquet will be served. Mrs. Charles Donahue, '10, Alumni Secretary, is caring for
t h e reservations for the banquet.
At 8:30 p. m. a reception and dance
will be held in the college gymnasium.
The reception committee consists of
President Dr, Dallas W. Armstrong, P r o fessor M. D. High, Dr. David W. Thomas,
'06, President of the Alumni Association,
members of the college faculty, graduates of the years '92, '97, '02, '06, '11, '22,
'23, '30, '31, and senior class representatives. Present offlcers of the association
include graduates of the years from '79
to '30.
Training School Spring
Festival to Take Place
In Gymnasium May 13
"Come and trip it as you go
On the light fantastic eve"
Or rather come to the gym and watch it
being done by Miss Dixon's pupils of the
Training School. For flfteen cents, on
May 13 at 3:00 o'clock, you will be privileged to attend the Training School
Spring Festival,
Every pupil in every grade will participate in this festival. The third grade
will transport you to Switzerland where
you will see gay Swiss peasant girls
v/inding in and out of brightly colored
streamers as they dance around the
Maypole. Peasant boys will present a
traditional folk dance.
The rangly
tangly Gypsies of the flfth and sixth
grades will give you their sparkling
rhythmatic dance. You will be delighted when, at Cinderella's ball, you will
see the Junior High school pupils in t h e
stately minuet. Then as you return from
fairyland you will be entertained b y
clogging, tumbling, games and races.
These are only backstage glimpses of a
few of the colorful numbers which make
up the festival.
COLLEGE
COLLEGE TIMES
The College Times is published at Lock
Haven State Teachers CoUege, Lock Haven, Penna,, by the Board of Editors of
t h e College Times,
TIMES
College Baseball Squad
Wins From Mill Hall
Reserves, Score 15-2
Jeanne Hopler evidently preferred
home and him to the Junior Prom.
By winning from the Mill Hall ReJeanne needs a personal interview on serves on Tuesday afternoon. May 3, the
this subject.
Teachers College nine made it three wins
When some one asked Ellen Reighard in a row. This game, like all the others,
if she could dance, he was politely in- was featured by some nice hitting on the
Published weekly during school year.
formed, "No." Loganton and Ellen's part of all those who played. In the last
Subscription rate, $1.00 per annum.
aunt called her from our campus this three games the locals have made 44 runs
to the twelve earned by the visitors. Tlie
week-end.
BOARD OF CONTROL
Don Francisco liked her week-end so flnal score of this game, which was a six
Editor-in-Chief
Kermit M. Stover well that after arriving at L. H. S. T, C. inning affair, was 15-2,
Managing Editor
Harold L. Sykes Sunday afternoon she did an about-face
McCall started on the mound for the
Make-Up Editor. ., .Marion E. Francisco and returned home until Monday morn- locals; Long finished the game after the
Copy Editor
Olive E, Livingston ing.
third inning. The visitors made their
Business Manager
Christian F, Feit
Eddy doesn't like formal dances, so two runs in the flrst inning on three nice
Mart.y visited relatives in Altoona. The hits and an error. They couldn't seem to
usual gang from this city—and we get any more after this round. Shishak
Sub-Editors
needn't mention names—were also part opened up the game for the Kaiserites by
Madeline Les.ser, Isabelle Welch, Alma of the old home town.
knocking a home run on the second
Crawford, Florence Daye, Ann Vujpitched ball. No more runs were scored
Straley
resumed
acquaintance
with
cich, Mary Sharpe, Jean Mateer, Isain this inning, but from the second inning
the
environs
of
Germania.
dore Ziff, Martha Hammon, Marjorie
to the la.st hits and runs were plentiful.
Betty Salada and Jean Myers, hearing
Deise, Ruth Peters, lolabelle Milligan,
Tomorrow the locals make a flying trip
the call of Spring, put in a back-to-naHelen Gates.
ture week-end at Kylertown i not named to Rockview, where they play the highl.y
touted prison nine. They expect to bring
after Duane).
home the bacon by making it four in a
Special Writers
Helen Farr went automo-bubbling row.
Martha Zeigler, John Haberstroh
home in company with the troupe from
Mt. Jewett: Kay Thomas, Virginia
Bengston and Vivian Benson.
Reporters
Olive Hoover visited relatives in SaMadeline Faulkner, Roberta Newman, lona. Why can't everyone have near
Elizabeth Kohler, Jenice Sharpe, Dor- relatives who are near?
cas Tressler, Ruth Doebler, Mirabelle
And you know that Ruth Sherman—
Eliason, Ethel Quigg, Pauline Graden,
well, it goes like this: the home town
Mr. Cornelius M. Sullivan and Dr,
Pauline Hamilton, Allen
Sekula, (Grassflat). week-end, person—we can't
H a r r y F. Weber attended a conference at
Vivian Rhinehuls, Nellie Shaffer, Olive divulge that.
the Pennsylvania State College on April
Shaffer,
Florence Ehrenfeld, the family and 29 and 30 to participate in a discussion
on "The Needs of Pennsylvania History."
Milroy became chummy,
There were representatives present from
Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postWatsontown
received
Dorothy
Bly.
as
age provided for in Section 1103, Act o£ October
nearly all the universities and colleges
a week-end guest, and she reports a flne of Pennsylvania.
3, 1917, authorized June 3, 1923.
Entered as Second Class matter November 6, time.
1928, at the Post OfBce at Lock Haven, Penna.,
Some of the outstanding speakers were
A number of Pennsylvania State Colunder the Act ot March 3, 1879.
lege students were guests of the co-eds Dr. Buck, representing the University of
Pittsburgh who spoke about the advisaat the Junior Prom, Saturday evening.
bility of organizing a Pennsylvania State
MAY 6, 1932
Florence Ehrenfeld and Hilda Selbee Historical Society to secure greater effecdeserted State Teachers CoUege and tiveness; and Dr. Ray F. Nichols, repretraveled homeward for the week-end.
senting the University of Pennsylvania,
Galeton was very surprised to see Dale who duscussed the need for an annual
Smith last week-end.
conference of teachers of history.
No, Mary, that wasn't someone snoring
Other institutions represented were
that you heard in French class. It was Bucknell, Gettysburg, Lehigh, and Penn
Lock Haven State Teachers College Julie's authentic French pronunciation. State.
not only stands prominent among other
Our paper is so fast in getting scoops
On Saturday afternoon the entire
Teachers Colleges in football and bas- that la.st week we skipped a fortnight party of representatives went on a sight
ketball but has also added to its credit a and announced our annual Musical Re- seeing trip to Boalsburg, a place of his
cital. A bit previous but the idea was torical interest.
n a m e in track activities.
there.
Last Saturday Coach Kaiser's track
An influx from State College changed
men contested against the Bloomsburg some studious intentions formed by LauState Teachers College track team at von Basinger—Ed wasn't quite interestHanson Field. To the amazement of the ing enough. Ed Measurements we mean.
Cowfer probably has more appelations
majority of our students, that Lock Hathan anyone else around the campus.
ven Teachers College had a track team, Red answers (not always in the LaughOn Tuesday evening. May 3, the Y, M.
or had any men who had track training. ing Boy tradition) to King. Robin Hood, C. A. Cabinet had the pleasure of enterPokey.
What
a
bow
and
arrow
can
do
Lock Haven defeated Bloomsburg.
ing into a group discussion about their
to one's name!
work for the coming year with Mr.
The men at this coUege are interested
Thrilled immeasurably w a s Edith Harry Seamans, general secretary of the
in all types of sport, and will more will- Sharpe when Jimmy sang "On the Road Y. M. C. A. at the Pennsylvania State
ingly participate when a variety of to Mandalay." In this case the words College. Mr, Seamans, accompanied by
sports a r e offered than when only one bring back memories of Edith's one-time Mr. Hammaker, associate "Y" secretary
sport, such as football or basketball, is ambition to be a female Dick Hallibur- at the State College, arrived on the camton. Ask Edith.
pus about 5 o'clock. Associating with the
offered. A college, especially one trainMildred Carbaugh tried to tell her different fellows of the cabinet until the
ing men to teach in high schools, should training school gang what was "what"; time of the meeting, Mr. Seamans learned
some of the problems that the local "Y"
offer all types of sports, and should the gang had their own answer.
Millard Weber is summoning all his is facing and was prepared to discuss
strive to be prominent and outstanding
these problems with t h e cabinet. He
in all of them. Lock Haven does offer a authority of command to keep pledges told in great detail the work of the
stepping;
judging
by
the
way
he
hands
variety of sports, and is steadily gaining
out t h u m b tacks, one could dub him a Christian Association on the Penn State
Campus and offered suggestions that
prominence among t h e Teachers Col- cruel tack-master.
might be practical in t h e work of the
leges in t h e realm of athletics. At presDid you know t h a t Kay Noll is quite "Y" on this campus. Mr. Seamans adent w e hold a championship title in foot- interested in a pair of twins around here. vanced some very good ideas as how
ball. We are steadily gaining recogni- Honest Injun; Henny can give you the the local "Y" could raise an adequate
low-down.
budget and offer a program which would
tion in basketball.
Of course it would happen eventually. interest the fellows and serve the purOur
own
Sidney
Sauter
received
one
(.f
W h y not establish a reputation in basepose of the Christian Association on the
those postcards advertising tuxedos for
ball and track activities? 1931-32 has the Prom. Sidney, haven't you a middle campus.
seen progress in athletics at this college. name that might help such embarrassThe meeting was attended by both new
ing moments?
W h a t will 1932-33 hold?
and old members of the cabinet.
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Faculty Members
Attend Conference
At State College
Penn State Y
Secretary Meets With
Jjyi. Cabinet
B. O. L.
Miss Mabel-Louise Arey, faculty adviser of the R. O. L. Sorority, will entertain the members of her sorority Friday
night. During the evening there will be
formal installation of the officers elected
Monday night for t h e coming year,
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Alpha Sigma Tau
On Friday, April 29, the Alpha Sigma
Tau Fraternity formally pledged four
girls. They are: Emily Williams, Violet Sanders, Evelyn Livingston, and
Sally Hoffman,
In the evening, the pledges were guests
at a pajama party which was held in
sorority's room.
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Art Club
At t h e Art Club meeting last week
Miss DuBois, faculty adviser, taught t h e
members of the club a r t ol tie-dyeing.
Many blouses and scarfs were beautifully tinted.
.
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t
A. C. E.
On Wednesday afternoon, April 27, at
3:30 the A. C, E. elected its officers for
next year. They are: President, Clarissa
Wainger; Vice President, Marjorie Dice;
Secretary, EUen L, Rooke; Treasurer,
Nellie Manning,
The delegates to t h e convention Jenice
Sharpe, Hildagarde Baer, Ellen Reighard, and Myra Evans discussed their
plans for the week. They will leave
for Washington on Tuesday to attend t h e
Annual A. C. E. Convention,
At the regular meeting next week these
delegates will give a program about
their trip.
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Shakespeare Literary
On Tuesday evening, April 26, the
Shakespeare Literary Society accepted
the following students as prospective
candidates for admission to their club:
Harold Sykes, Paul Cooper, Thomas Blyler, Grant Berry, Allen Sekula, Martha
Kirsch, Sidney Sauter, Margaret McCracken, Reba Ickes, Mary Sharpe,
Kathleen Conrad, Ruth Hart, and Hazel
Singer.
The pledges are n o w enjoying a period of Shakespearean initiation and will
be officially admitted to the club, upon
proper observance of the initiation
rules, at the annual banquet to be held
in the very near future,
* * *
W. A. A.
A W. A. A. meeting was held last
Thursday noon at 12:45 to determine the
number of points for various activities
towards the winning of an award, a
sweater or a letter. It was decided that
flfty points is to be credited for golf, and
for clogging.
A few additional suggestions and plans
were made for the Play Day event.
Mrs. Ashton Hatcher
Gives Reading in Chapel
Last Wednesday morning Miss Ashton
Hatcher conducted the Chapel Program.
After a short introduction she read to
the interested students Kipling's story
"How the Elephant Got His Trunk."
The story was one which would greatly interest children and would serve to
satisfy childish curiosity.
Miss Hatcher wished to impress upon
the students the fact that Kipling w r o t e
stories as well as poems and that some
of these are for younger children.
COLLEGE
Inane Interviews
Zeigler
from
Movie Mentions
Zanzibar
Sitting amid the luxurious surroundings that make the Arbor a t r u e haven
of delight for eye, hearing the limpid
cooing of birds on the hill, and all that,
we fell an easy prey to the charms of
Martha Bressler Zeigler, born in Ohio,
aspiring to t h e presidency (but she
would rather have you believe she had
been born in Zanzibar),
We questioned Miss Zeigler about
everything that one could imagine at 9
a, m. and Miss Zeigler's answers were
on a part with our questions. Next to
Mickey Mouse, her favorite actor is John
(Ivory Door) Haberstroh, whom she
would like to see in the role of a cherub
or seraph, quite by way of contrast. Her
favorite form of recreation is flag pole
sitting (she has yet to try it). The flag
pole would have to be blue to bring out
the lights in her eyes, says Martha.
Miss M. B. Z. (Zeigler to you) imbibed
. a root-beer coke and wasted Mona Lisa
smiles on the motley assortment of mooneyed admirers who crowded near her
table. She was wearing a brown polo
coat, an infectuous smile, and white
sandals.
When questioned as to w h a t she attributed her success in college. Miss
Zeigler answered "my acute hearing."
She asserts that she often hears whifflewhiffs making m e r r y on the dorm room,
but even Napoleon made mistakes; don't
mind, Martha, for we're sure t h e wiffles
forgive you.
Other interesting revelations revealed
by this undeniable genius were; that
money means little to her (and that can
be framed); that she aspires to be t h e
first woman president of the U. S., her
filling of that position being the only
thing needed by the world beside a good
five-cent perfume.
When asked how a five-cent perfume
could possibly be good. Miss Zeigler
shook her golden tresses in the wind and
murmured "I major in social studies,
not math."
The last part of t h e interview was
spent thus:
X—^"What is your favorite jewel?"
Miss Zeigler—"I don't agree with you.
I'd say pineapple sauce."
X—^"And your career."
Miss Zeigler—"You may tell my public that I solicit their votes, t h a t I shall
do everything I promise, that I shall
promise nothing."
X—"Whom do you think will take
your place when you leave the campus."
Miss Zeigler—"Don't be optimistic. By
the way, tell the readers that I am a
recluse, a hermit, that I hate publicity,
that I adore long walks on lonely roads
—alone, that I use no make-up, that I
long to go back to Zanzibar. I tank I
go teach, now,"
And a lull followed, wherein I paid
the check, and remained motionless. No,
not that, but because M. B, Z. was entering t h e training school, stepping up the
way, stepping . . . Zeigler for president.
Interviewed by X.
Dean of Instruction
Attends Meeting
Mr. M, DeTurk High attended a meeting of the Deans of Instruction and the
Curricula Committee of the Presidents
of State Teachers Colleges at Harrisburg
on April 26, 27, 28, The object of this
meeting was to formulate curricula and
to make revisions and adjustments of the
original curricula so that they could be
better administered.
Today and tomorrow at the Garden a
rather sentimental and ordinary movie
is redeemed by t h e capable acting of
Warner Baxter as "The Amateur Daddy."
Marion Nixon, who seems to have fallen
heir to the saccharine roles played by
J a n e t Gaynor, is the charming (if you
think so) heroine of this piece. Miss
Nixon seems to b e colorless when an opportunity for t r u e acting appears. It is
interesting to compare her portrayal of
t h e little orphan girl in "The Amateur
Daddy" with J a n e t Gaynor's in "Daddy
Long Legs." AU in all, "The Amateur
Daddy" is only for children (an oddity
in movies) from six to sixty. By the
way, shouldn't Miss Nixon eat a little
more; it's stylish to be thin but not
"maigre" as the French so aptly say.
The movie is a F o x picture.
TIMES
CAMPUS CHATTER
In Memorium—To the golden creature
who lived in a glass house in room 218
east, who passed out May 2, and laid
in state that evening. Many beautiful
and inexpensive flowers were given as
Robin Hood had nothing on Hager; an expression of sympathy by the fishes'
get Red to state his opinion, or better friends.
than that, ask Yost who t h e champeen
The picture "Freaks" gave one frosh
archer around these parts is. Tony adthe nightmare.
mits it.
Blyler wants to know if all Southern
judges wear side whiskers and drink
mint juleps. It's the first part that's
bothering him.
Aldrich practiced formalities for the
Frederick's Fullmer, alias Betty Dinsmore, thinks that dangling participles formal on Saturday night. He was heard
a r e appropriately named. Dangle those to remark at himself in the mirror, "May
I have your carcass for the next
participles.
struggle?"
So far we haven't heard an authentic
We wonder what kind of a m a r k
Tarzan yell, but Cheetah certainly
started something. Maybe it's a rever- Pletcher got on the paper he handed in
sion to primordial traits; just cup your some time ago, on which he had written:
Billie Dove's n a m e was omitted from ears to some of those noises omitted by "God knows I tried to do it; but I
.couldn't."
the billing of "Cock O'The Walk," the WUlie and Al,
Roxy movie today and Saturday, either
Jack Bryerton, keep your feet off my
because her losing of popular appeal
Wonder what happened to Heydrich's
with t h e fans would h u r t the movie's Clark Gable sweater; Al goes in for t h e chair! This is as common as "Hello" or
"So-Long" to those of us in the 10:30 Insale or because she and Howard Hughes blues a lot, in color of course.
troduction to Teaching class.
had a tiff. Not even Regina Carewe
knows why. By t h e way, the movie is
Lynn Norman's the only one who can
Schreckengast thinks it should be
great fun, even if t h e person who doubles
for Billie's singing sounds adenoidal. get away with that "oh, yeah" business Leap Year all of the time; then it
without
sounding
archaic.
Ask
Lynn
to
wouldn't seem out of place for her to
Chester Morris is the gay hero and the
take him to the show.
heroics take place in Paris and its en- say "What did you do that for?"
virons especially the higher air.
The coUege was highly honored by t h e
Wanted — someone who will be on
Coming movies that you will see in the timely appearance of master James hand to kill any and all of the bugs,
near future a r e "Letty Lynton" with Risch and Norman Lohr of our last beetles or worms which are so frequentJoan Crawford, Nils Ashter and Robert year's graduating class.
ly found in the desks of the G. D, R,
Montgomery; "But the Flesh is Weak,"
with Bob Montgomery, Heather ThatchSunday night Lewie Lucas cleaned up
Curry's delematic state of mind is now
er and Nora Gregor; Claudette Colbert, peacefully tranquil since Norman Lohr on Fritz Zampogna. Don't ask questions.
in "The Misleading Lady"; James Cag- left for Davidville Sunday morning. Can
ney in "The Crowd Roars" and—but t h e r e b e competition?
we'll see you n e x t week.
Our track stars get plenty of exercise
besides their regular scheduled practice.
What do you think, Shive?
Mr. Fleming gave a demonstration
The problem still is not solved. Wilkie lesson with the pressure cooker in his
is without a tux. And initiation only a Economic Biology class on Monday to
few days off.
show what a really valuable invention
it is. He cooked a piece, of meat, a potato
In Vesper Service Sunday evening.
Think of the business lost by the Inn and an egg, to show ( I ) ju.st how quickly
May 1, Rev. C. E, Hazen, of the East and the Arbor now that Marion and H a r - a pressure of 15 pounds at a heat of
Main Street Church, spoke on "How old are being initiated.
250 degrees F. can cook foods ordinarily
Great Deeds Are Done" or the "Benedichard to cook; (2) to .show how ecotion of Small Deeds."
And after all, Spider, the more com- nomical the cooker is in that this presRev. Hazen used as his text the sec- petition the better the article. Perhaps sure can be held with a very low flame
ond verse of t h e fourth chapter of you don't agree with us. By the way, after it has been once attained.
Exodus, "What is that in thine hand?" who is this so-called Spider?
Mr. Fleming cited the advantages of
He gave, many illustrations from the
the cooker as fourfold. It saves time
Bible of how God has used little things
How did you like your walk down to and fuel, it preserves the natural juices
in the hands of men to do great deeds. the lower silk mill, Hammy?
since no water is added to any food,
A few of these illustrations were: The
Hint—Freshman Dance.
it can be used to .sterilize any articles of
killing of Goliath by David with a sling
clothing or any kitchen utensil. The one
shot, the gift of t h e widow's mite, and
Eld and Kachik dominated Grassflat
Moses turning his staff to a snake to (where's that?) and Snowshoe over this disadvantage seems to be that our falsely
educated tastes dislike the strong natuconvince the people and king that God last hectic week-end.
ral flavor of food cooked without water.
had sent him.
Izzy
Ziff
is
at
the
Zenith
of
Power,
Two questions were asked by Rev.
Hazen at the close of his talk: "Do you now that Dramatic Club initiations seem
have a talent?" a n d "How do you vise this to be in vogue. Your majesty!
talent?"
Under the direction of Miss Russell,
Feit seemed in a trance at the Prom,
Ruth Henninger and Freda Shaffer
the seventh grade has on exhibition on
sang, accompanied on t h e piano b,v And is her name Snook?
the first floor of the Training School the
Hildegarde Baer,
If you ever want to get an idea for results of the work done on a project
sophisticated names in your next novel, in Social Studies. Many countries ara
send some strangers down a receiving represented by the drawings; those especiall.y good are of Eskimos, Scottish
line.
dancers, and Indians. Miniature InSome of the Training School children dians, airplanes, and Eskimo huts are
a r e in for a disappointment. They as- very well done.
On Monday evening. May 2, at a meet- sociate ice cream and cake with their
At the usual weekly meeting of the
ing of the dormitory men in the "Y" room spring festival.
Junior High School assembly on Friday,
the following nominations were m a d e
April 29, the ninth grade presented a
for offices in t h e men's student council
Mr. Ulmer—"Miss Peters, will you program in observance of Arbor Day,
for the ensuing year:
read your graph for the rainfall of "Trees," by Joyce Kilmer, with a dePresidents, Charles Curry, Allen Se- Italy?"
scription of Joyce Kilmer's philosophy,
kula; Vice Presidents, Christy H a m Kapy Peters—"I am sorry, Mr. Ulmer, and other Arbor Day poems were recitmaker, Raymond Poole, George Shively; but I have a graph for the percipita- ed. Musical selections w e r e played on
Sophomore Representatives, Robert Car- tion."
the piano and trumpet. At the close of
son, Earl Schnarrs, Walter Wilkinson.
the assembly the ninth grade further
Election will t a k e place on Monday
"Good morning, your majesty," seems commemorated Arbor Day by planting
evening. May 9, 1932, at 7:15 in t h e "Y" t o be t h e password for the red and w h i t e trees under Mr, Ulmer's direction on t h e
hill back of the Gymnasium.
room.
' color bearers.
Local Pastor Gives
An Inspiring
Address Sunday
Economic Biology Class
Given Demonstration
Junior High School Notes
Nominations Held for
Men's Student Council
COLLEGE
Snatched From the
Blotter
To a Room-Mate
I think that I shall never get
A card with six A's on and yet.
If I got one how good I'd feel.
More like a toe and not a heel.
Low D's I'm pulling every day
When things like him can pull an A.
It's surely not the line he flings
Or dizzy answers that he slings.
In class he sleeps, at night he roams.
But rarely poring over tomes.
Is justice wearing crazy glasses?
Why do I flunk the things he passes?
And when he goes out on a date
The femmes consider him first rate.
They like his ties; his suits a r e fine.
What does it matter if they're mine?
He'd even meet my steady date.
But then you can't kill a room-mate.
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Cheers:
(Wherein we, having nothing better
to do, award bouquets discreetly, perhaps, but quite at random).
. . . for "Three Times a Day" and
"What Would You Do" from the last
Chevalier opus; incidentally, t h e lyrics
w e r e funnier the second time one heard
them. (We saw it twice).
. . . for the lull in initiation rituals
ushered in by Saturday and Sunday, the
cheer going to them, or these or those
(meaning Saturday and Sunday).
, , , for the one rare teacher who does
not demand a term paper.
. . . for the fact that Garbo towers as
supreme as ever in Grand Hotel, a stunning movie if reports are to be believed.
. , . for the coming Lewis Carrol radio
broadcast to be N. B, C,-ed from Columbia University and presenting t h e original Alice . . .
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Those song sheets that were sold at
local drug stores for one nickel per
a r e now just memories. This idea of
publishing the lyrics to all the latest
popular tunes and handing them to a
public was a form of racketeering. You
see, there was never any permission
granted by copyright owners; words
w e r e bootlegged. Usually one paid
thirty-flve cents for the tin-pan alley
masterpieces; again, one pays,
* * * *
Louis Sobol asserts that three layers
of ordinary cellophane correctly superimposed (good word, that) on each other
will stop a bullet. Imagine Al Capone
sleeping in a cellophane nightie,
*
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T h e mammoth mystery that confused
t h e minds of local sleuths has been
solved. The flve little pigs who never
got home went the way of all such flesh
•—to the butchers. No one is safe from
t h e abducting wave; better lock the door
to t h e canary cage,
Somerset Maughan's play "Rain" (once
filmed as Sadie Thompson with Gloria
Swanson) is to be a Joan Crawford
movie. Elissa Landis' novel, "House for
Sale," is about as unimaginative as the
pictures she is given, Garbo's next is
"As You Desire Me," the Pirandello play
w h i c h starred Judith Anderson. Garbo
w e a r s a platinum blonde wig, if you
w a n t to know. "So Big," once a vehicle
for Coleen Moore, is now Barbara Stanwyck's biggest hit. Ronald Colman is
m a k i n g "The Brothers Karamazov" with
A n n a Sten, another foreign sensation
as feminine lead. That, people of the
h e y - d e e - h o - a u d i e n c e is all of that,
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" W h e r e a r e you going, room-mate of
mine?"
"I go to t h e shoe-shop to get me a shine,"
" T h a n k you, considerate room-mate;
that's fine,
S a v i n g your own shoes but shining up
mine."
TIMES
Inter-Class Track
Teachers College
Ball Team Wins
Finals Held Tuesday
From Red Sox
The flnals for the inter-class track
meet which was held on Tuesday afternoon, April 26, are:
lOO-yard dash—First, Hoy; second, Wilson; third. Hart. Time, 10 seconds.
220-yard dash—First, Hoy; second, Harmon; third, Leonard. Time, 25 seconds.
440-yard dash—First, Shively; second,
Hoenstine; third, Owens. Time, 56 seconds.
Half Mile—First, Marshall; second,
Schnarrs; third. Mills, Time, 2:17.
Mile—First, S, Bloom; second, Shishak;
third, McNerney, Time, 5:13.
Shot Put—First, Hammaker; second,
Isett; third, E, Rorabaugh. 35 feet.
Discus—First, E, Rorabaugh; second,
Cowfer; third, Hunter, 95 feet.
Javelin—First, Cowfer; second, Baker;
third, Leonard, 135 feet.
Broad jump—First, Burd; second. Hoy;
third. Smith, 18 feet, 11% inches.
High jump—First, Hoy; second, Hart;
third, Robinson, Burd, and Smith. 5
feet, 2 inches.
Lock Haven Wins From
Bloomsburg Track Team
Last Thursday afternoon, April 28, the
local batmen made it two in a row by
winning from the Red Sox, a downtown
team, by the lopsided score of 19-3. Because of the great amount of hitting on
the part of the locals it was possible to
play but five innings.
The Kaiserites had easy sledding all
the way; they scored eight runs in the
flrst, six in the third, and five in the
fourth inning for a g r a n d total of nineteen runs. The visitors got only four
hits as compared to t h e nineteen garnered by the locals, McCall was able to
hold the visitors scoreless for the first
three innings, but Wolf allowed them
three runs in the last two frames.
Garson and Hoenstine were Babe
Ruths for t h e day b y hitting home runs.
Hart and Moon led the batting by connecting for three and two hits respectively.
AU the baseball squad was able to play
and almost everyone got a hit. Extra
base hits w e r e almost as plentiful as singles. Errors were also quite numerous.
RED SOX
A B R BH PO A
Markle, 2b
2 0
0 3
1
Lee, rf
3
1 0 0 0
H. Heinly, l b
2 0 0 4 0
(Continued from Vuge 1)
3
2
1 1 0
Thomas won this event and the two- J. Heinly, ss„ c
2
0 0 0
1
twenty as well to be fourth high man McMann, p., ss
Gallagher, 3b
3
0
2 3 0
with ten points.
Hunter, If
2 0
0 0
0
Lock Haven won all places in the pole Mervine, p
2 0
1 0 1
vault and Bloomsburg did likewise in Pownell, cf
2
0 0 1 1
the discus and the half mile.
Places earned:
Totals
21 3 4 12 4
Firsts Seconds Thirds
TEACHERS COLLEGE
Lock Haven
7
10
2y2
A B R BH PO A
Bloomsburg
7
4
II1/2 Shishak, If. .
2
2
1
0
0
Shively,
cf,
.
2
1
1
100-yd. dash—First trial—First, Thomas;
1
0
Schnarrs,
rf,
.
3
second. Hoy; third. Smith, 10.8 sec.
2
2
0
0
1
Second trial—First, Miller; second, Herlocher, ss.
2
0
1
0
3
Wilson; third, Kelly; 10,8 sec. F i n a l - Hart, lb
2
3
1
0
First, Thomas; second. Hoy; third, Mil- Hoenstine, 2b.
3
1
2
1
0
Moon, 3b
ler, 10.8 sec.
2
2
2
0
0
3
1
2
5
0
220-yd, dash—First trial—First,Hoy; sec- Bardo, c
2
1
1
0
0
ond, Kelly; third, Harmon; 22 sec. Sec- McCaU, p, . ..
1
1
1
1
2
ond trial—First, Thomas; second, Mar- Bloom, If
1
1
1
1
0
shall; third, Martz; 23 sec. Final—First, Carson, cf. . ..
1
0
0
0
0
Thomas; second. Hoy; third, Kelly, 24 Biddle, rf, , . .
Plummer, ss. .
1
1
1
0
0
sec,
Snare, l b
1
1
1
1
0
440-yd. dash—First t r i a l - F i r s t , Shively; Dressier, 2b. .
1
1
1
0
0
second, Leonard; third, DeMott; 54.5 Eld, 3b
1
0
0
1
2
sec.
Lucas, c
1
0
0
3
1
880-yd. dash—First trial—First, Rinker; Wolf, p
0
0
0
0
0
second, Keefer; third, Sell; 2 min. 8 sec. Long, l b
0
0
0
0
0
Mile run—First, Rinker; second. Bloom,
Totals
29 19 19 15 6
third, Stewart; 5 min, 3 sec.
Score by innings:
Shot put—First, Radowski; second, Ham0 0 0 1 2—3
maker; third, Kaffshinski; 37 ft, 1 in. Red Sox
Discus—First, Radowski; second, Kaff- Teachers College , . . 8 0 6 5 x—19
shinski; third. Miller; 112 ft, 5 in.
Errors—J. Heinly, 2; Gallagher, MarJavelin—First, Radowski; second, Issett; kle, McMann, Plummer, 2; Lucas, Eld,
Two - base hits — J. H e i n l y , Hart,
third, Kaffshinski; 135 ft. 8 in.
Schnarrs, Hoenstine, McCall, M o o n .
Hammer—First, McCloskey; second, Kaff- Three-base hits—Gallagher, Hart, Home
shinski; third, Radowski; 100 ft.
runs—Carson, Hoenstine. Stolen bases
Pole vault—First, Burd; Smith and Mc- —Moon, J. Heinly. Sacriflces—Shishak,
Closkey tied for second place. Height Schnarrs, Hart. Base on balls—Off Mc—lift.
CaU, 1; Wolf, 2; Mervine, 3; McMann, 3.
High jump—Smith and Burd tied for first Struck out—By McCall, 6; Wolf, 2; Merand second places. Hoy and Kelly vine, 3. Hits—off McMann, 7 in 1 intied for third place. Height—5 ft, 2 in. ning; Mervine, 12 in 3 innings. Wild
pitches—McCaU 1, Mervine 1, Winning
Broad jump—First, Burd; second. Smith; pitcher—McCall. Losing pitcher—Mcthird, Wozney; 20 ft. 2 in.
Mann, Umpires—Snyder and Lucas.
120-yd. high hurdles—First, Hoy; second.
Miller; third, Burd; 20 sec,
Mint juleps, darkies crooning sweet
220-yd. low hurdles—First, Shively; sec- and low, frail ladies from way down
ond, Wilson; third, Danowski; 231/2 sec. south, heroism and knavery—put them
all together and get ready for your fun.
The following alumni returned for the Days in Old Dixie. In case you haven't
Junior Prom: Dorothy Killen, Edith read it elsewhere, know that Reighard
Heim, Alice Read, Lillian Rhode, Lenore and Wilkinson are a colored couple in
Sharpe, Samuel Long, David Ulmer, and this. Can they serve up that soft-palate
Jimmie Reish.
dialect. Ah said, uh-huh.
Susan Spray . . . Sheila Kaye-Smith
Susan Spray, from the time when she,
as a tiny girl, was hired out to scare the
birds from neighboring flelds, to t h e time
when she acquired her third husband
and achieved a reputation as a noted
woman evangelist and preacher, was a
very remarkable, paradoxical creature.
Born in an humble English Sussex home,
the eldest of seven or eight little Sprays,
she is by turns an outdoor girl, a school
girl, a wanderer on t h e road, an inmate
of the county workhouse, a hired girl,
and a woman evangelist. The most remarkable part of this existence, for her,
was her two years at school. Because
she was a girl, it was thought best for
her not to have an education. However,
since she was given to seeing visions of
God, it was thought best for her to learn
to read the Bible at the age of twelve.
She became the gospel reader for the
Colgate Brethren, the sect to which she
belonged by birth. While she was still
quite young, a friend of hers for whom
she worked was leading a religious meeting, and suddenly called upon her to
address the assembly. So her evangelistic work began, and continued until at
last she established a little church of her
own.
Miss Kaye-Smith writes movingly and
forcefully in t h e simple, effortless styled
prose she used in "Joanna Goddere."
Since "As You Desire M e " is assuredly
one of Luigi Pirandello's most successful pieces for the theatre and since it
serves as Garbo's next screen vehicle a
brief consideration of it is not misapropos. As usual with Pirandello, the play
struggles to interpret the qualities of
reality and unreality. The scene of the
play is Italy of t h e p r e - w a r and present
decade. At the play's opening w e find
Cia, lovely wife of Bruno, carried off by
uprising factions who plunder Bruno's
villa. Ten years later a friend of Bruno's
thinks he has found Cia in the person of
a Viennese danseuse, a paramour of a
writer, Carl Salter. This second Cia is
induced to return to Bruno's villa where
she meets Bruno's relatives and models
her personality after a painting of the
first Cia. Salter, t h e writer, seeks r e venge. He, too, produces another woman to take Cia's place.
The actual drama is not so complicated
and confusing as a telling of it may seem.
The problem posed by the play is the
reality of personality. Just how Pirandello's rather fantastic ventures into odd
flelds of the theatre will flt the screen
is yet to be seen. The play will undoubtedly be r e - w r i t t e n with Miss Garbo
playing twin sisters or, for the sake of
Luigi, triplets. It is a stirring and
thought provoking play and many of the
lines are exquisitely paced; for these
reasons you should read it,—A. L.
Dramatic Club
To Hold Banquet
The annual Dramatic Club Banquet
will be held Saturday evening at the
Clinton County Country Club. This banquet, which is the major social function
of the year for this club, will be preceded
by the formal initiation of the pledges.
Many alumni are planning to attend the
function.
Entertainment to follow the banquet
will b e given by the new members. Direction for the entertainment, a musical
sketch is in t h e hands of a committee of
pledges, which is composed of EUen
Reighard, Hulda Starr, Tom Blyler, Harold Sykes. This entertainment will consist of a musical sketch.
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iMotfier'.
COLLEGE TIMES
State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
Vol, IX, No. 34
5 Cents Per Copy
FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1932
Lock Haven State Trackers Gain Wide Margin Over
College Track Team Wins From
Central State Team
Much to the surprise of everyone concerned. Coach Kaiser's track stars came
out on top in the track meet with
Bloomsburg which was held last Saturday at Hanson Field. The final score
was Lock Haven 671/2 and Bloomsburg
58%.
Though the track was wet due to the
rain which fell during the entire afternoon, a number of flne marks were
made. Thomas, the dash man of t h e
visitors, in one of t h e heats of the 220,
made that distance in 22 flat. Rinker,
one of the finest milers ever seen in this
section, ran that distance in the record
time of five minutes, three seconds.
Shively again won his feature, event, the
440, in the record time of 54.5 seconds.
Bloomsburg
Plans Being Made
Annual Musical Recital Cast for Junior Class
Play Announced by
For Alumni Day
To Be Presented
Miss
Mabel-Louise
Arey
Friday, May 13th
Announcements have been sent to
The Music Department of t h e Lock
Miss Arey announced that the annual
Haven State Teachers College will pre- Junior Play, "Old Days in Dixie," to be
sent the Annual Student Recital on Fri- presented on Thursday evening. May 19,
day, May 13, at 8:15 in the college audi- is a melodrama of the old-fashioned type,
torium. The program represents a whole in which we find, principally, a hero, a
year's effort on t h e part of those partici- heroine, and a villain, among interestpating and promises to offer many ing complications. The hero, as was usual
worthwhile numbers. The program will in plays of this kind, is noble: the h e r o be as follows:
ine is pure and beautiful: and the villain,
a romantic and attractive figure, is past
1. Piano Solos—
Valse Brilliante—op. 34, no. 1
Chopin redemption. The villain, aspiring to the
Mazurka Caprice
L. T. Quigley hand and heart of the heroine, involves
Elizabeth Bigelow
the hero in difficulties from which he
2. Voice Ensemble—
extricates himself, saving the honor of
A Ave Maria
Franz Abt the family—an old and respected SouthVesper Quartette
ern one, of course—at the cost of his
Misses Hazel Fouse, Virginia Robinson,
Radowski was high man for the afEvelyn Livingston, and Nellie Manning
own good name. Tragedy results. The
ternoon with sixteen points. He had 3. Piano Solo—
ending of the play clears away all the
things to do himself in the weight events.
Scarf Dance
Chaminade clouds, and leaves everyone with a satiLenore Morgan
He scored t h r e e firsts; one in the discus
fying consciousness of nobility upheld
with his toss of 112 feet; another in the 4. Voice Ensemble—
and double dealing punished.
Thou Shalt Love the Lord Thy God . . . .
shot put; and another in the javelin.
Michael Costa
As the title of the play suggests, the
He scored a third in the hammer throw.
Vesper Trio
characters should appear clothed in apBurd was second high scorer with
Misses Caroline Raker, Frances Wenrich,
propriate costumes of 1849: the Juniors
and Ellen Louise Rooke
fifteen points. He took flrst in the pole
Solos—
are planning, however, the interesting
vault and the broad jump. His m a r k 5. Piano
Butterfly
Grieg experiment of presenting the old-type
of 20 feet 2 inches in the broad j u m p
Nocturne in B
Chopin drama, with its stilted phrases and elabSonatina op. 55, no. 3
Kuhlau
is quite a record jump. He tied with
orate mental and moral convolutions, in
Mary Ulmer
Smith for flrst and second place in the
a modern setting of 1932 dress. The com6.
Voice
Ensemble—
high jump. He also came in third in the
Benediction
Bernard Hamblen bination, it is hoped, will result in an
high hurdles.
Vesper Choir
evening of unusual entertainment, with
Third honors were taken by Hoy with 7. Voice Solos—•
perhaps—who knows?—a touch of the
111/4 points. He took a flrst in the high
The Old Refrain
Kreisler educational.
Duna
McGill
hurdles and two seconds in the hundred
Anthony
Ryan
The cast of characters follows:
and two seconds in the hundred and
in C
Mozart
two-twenty. He earned a tie with Kelly 8. Sonata
Madame
Bonfoey, mistress of the planAllegro Prelude in C Minor .. Rachmaninoff
for third place in the high jump.
tation, Elizabeth Miller.
John Miller
Azalea, her ward, Virginia Robinson.
Both trials of the hundred yard dash 9. Voice Solos—
Sylvia
Speaks Nancy, Azalea's sister. Beryl DeWalt,
and the flnals were r u n in 10.8 seconds.
Ho, Mr. Piper
Curran Cousin Sallie Sellers, from a neighbor(Continued on Pnge 4)
ing estate, Florence Hunt.
Lenore Morgan
10. Voice Ensemble—
Phoebe, a little coquette, Clarissa WainIn Spain
di Chiara
ger,
Lassie O'Mine
Bowles—Wilt
Prayer Perfect
Stenson Mary Rose, Phoebe's sister, Gladys
College Glee Club
Weber,
Mam' Dicey, the house mammy, Ellen
On Monday afternoon, May 23, stuReighard,
dents may witness a n old, traditional
Beverly Bonfoey, the young heir, Clarclass custom in a new setting and arence Eld.
rangement. At that time the Senior
Judge Pennymint, his uncle, Thomas
Class Day exercises will be presented in
Blyler,
the auditorium. The program will inRaoul Chaudet, a visitor from Quebec,
Last Saturday night in our college
clude the traditional compositions such
Harold Sykes,
as Class History, but an unusual method gymnasium, decorated to represent a Cameo Clemm, from t h e city, Elwood
of presentation wiU feature the program. spring garden, the Juniors were hosts
Rohrbaugh.
The committee preparing the exercises and hostesses to over two hundred Unker Shad, a bit of old mahogany, Walare not advancing information on the couples, who danced around the mayter Wilkinson.
subject and t h e participants. The entire pole to the music of the Nittany Nine,
program will be a surprise to the stu- an orchestra from Bellefonte, Pa.
dents of the college. However t h e comAs the couples entered the gymnasium
mittee has revealed t h a t more students they were received by Dr. Dallas W.
will participate in t h e program than is Armstrong, Miss Belle Holawayy Dr,
usual for the traditional exercises.
Harr.y Weber, Mr, and Mrs. Corneliits
Olive Livingston is chairman of the Sullivan, Hal Poust, and Sara Bricker.
The Carnegie Inquiry Tests were given
committees which are working on the The music started at 8 o'clock and at
program. T h e program committee con- intermission entertainment was fur- to the four-year seniors on May 3, 4, 5,
nished
by
two
excellent
tap
dancers.
and 6. These tests, the purpose of which
sists of the foUowing seniors: Christian
Feit, Dorothy Bickel, Mike Shishak, MyA gaily wrapped Maypole in the cen- is to reveal the adaptation of students
ron Biddle, and Kathleen Noll, A sup- ter of the gymnasium sent out many col- to their life's work, were flrst given to
plementary committee includes Eliza- ored streamers below the white covered high school seniors in 1928, They were
beth Crain, Hildegarde Baer, Ambrose ceiling. Around the sides of the gym- later given to the same students as colFortney, Gwendolyn Stringfellow, Betty nasium extended a white picket fence, lege sophomores. This year's tests completed the investigation carried on by
DeFrehn, and Margaret Dorries.
covered with hollyhocks and broken the Carnegie Institution.
At present these committees a r e work- only by the orchestra pit and the punch
The. tests given here were supervised
ing in secret on the numbers for the pro- stand. These decorations will be left
gram and the assignments to partici- up for the annual Alumni dance, to be by Mr. MacDougall, Dr. Rude, and Mr.
Patterson,
held on Saturday, May 21.
pants.
Class Day Exercises
To Be Held May 23
Junior Prom Held
In High Esteem
By Large Crowd
Carnegie Tests
Given to Seniors
alumni of the Lock Haven State Teachers College of the annual Alumni Day
program and banquet to be held on Saturday, May 21, 1932. This year t h e
classes of '82, '87, '92, '97, '02, '07, '12, '17,
'22, and '27 are especially desirous of
having their class members return.
As the alumni return, they will register in the main hall where they will b e
given a badge bearing their name, class
and school colors.
The program will be held from 2:30 p.
m. to 4:15 p. m. in t h e auditorium. The
program is as follows:
1. Assembly Singing — Conducted by
Professor George F. B. Lehman, with
Mrs. P. R. Kamp, '20, accompanist.
2. Solo—To be selected,
3. Election of Offlcers.
4. Short talks by former graduates, introduced by Mr. William P. Cornely, '01,
Vice President of t h e Alumni Association.
At 5:45 p. m. the members will go to
t h e College Dining Hall where the banquet will be served. Mrs. Charles Donahue, '10, Alumni Secretary, is caring for
t h e reservations for the banquet.
At 8:30 p. m. a reception and dance
will be held in the college gymnasium.
The reception committee consists of
President Dr, Dallas W. Armstrong, P r o fessor M. D. High, Dr. David W. Thomas,
'06, President of the Alumni Association,
members of the college faculty, graduates of the years '92, '97, '02, '06, '11, '22,
'23, '30, '31, and senior class representatives. Present offlcers of the association
include graduates of the years from '79
to '30.
Training School Spring
Festival to Take Place
In Gymnasium May 13
"Come and trip it as you go
On the light fantastic eve"
Or rather come to the gym and watch it
being done by Miss Dixon's pupils of the
Training School. For flfteen cents, on
May 13 at 3:00 o'clock, you will be privileged to attend the Training School
Spring Festival,
Every pupil in every grade will participate in this festival. The third grade
will transport you to Switzerland where
you will see gay Swiss peasant girls
v/inding in and out of brightly colored
streamers as they dance around the
Maypole. Peasant boys will present a
traditional folk dance.
The rangly
tangly Gypsies of the flfth and sixth
grades will give you their sparkling
rhythmatic dance. You will be delighted when, at Cinderella's ball, you will
see the Junior High school pupils in t h e
stately minuet. Then as you return from
fairyland you will be entertained b y
clogging, tumbling, games and races.
These are only backstage glimpses of a
few of the colorful numbers which make
up the festival.
COLLEGE
COLLEGE TIMES
The College Times is published at Lock
Haven State Teachers CoUege, Lock Haven, Penna,, by the Board of Editors of
t h e College Times,
TIMES
College Baseball Squad
Wins From Mill Hall
Reserves, Score 15-2
Jeanne Hopler evidently preferred
home and him to the Junior Prom.
By winning from the Mill Hall ReJeanne needs a personal interview on serves on Tuesday afternoon. May 3, the
this subject.
Teachers College nine made it three wins
When some one asked Ellen Reighard in a row. This game, like all the others,
if she could dance, he was politely in- was featured by some nice hitting on the
Published weekly during school year.
formed, "No." Loganton and Ellen's part of all those who played. In the last
Subscription rate, $1.00 per annum.
aunt called her from our campus this three games the locals have made 44 runs
to the twelve earned by the visitors. Tlie
week-end.
BOARD OF CONTROL
Don Francisco liked her week-end so flnal score of this game, which was a six
Editor-in-Chief
Kermit M. Stover well that after arriving at L. H. S. T, C. inning affair, was 15-2,
Managing Editor
Harold L. Sykes Sunday afternoon she did an about-face
McCall started on the mound for the
Make-Up Editor. ., .Marion E. Francisco and returned home until Monday morn- locals; Long finished the game after the
Copy Editor
Olive E, Livingston ing.
third inning. The visitors made their
Business Manager
Christian F, Feit
Eddy doesn't like formal dances, so two runs in the flrst inning on three nice
Mart.y visited relatives in Altoona. The hits and an error. They couldn't seem to
usual gang from this city—and we get any more after this round. Shishak
Sub-Editors
needn't mention names—were also part opened up the game for the Kaiserites by
Madeline Les.ser, Isabelle Welch, Alma of the old home town.
knocking a home run on the second
Crawford, Florence Daye, Ann Vujpitched ball. No more runs were scored
Straley
resumed
acquaintance
with
cich, Mary Sharpe, Jean Mateer, Isain this inning, but from the second inning
the
environs
of
Germania.
dore Ziff, Martha Hammon, Marjorie
to the la.st hits and runs were plentiful.
Betty Salada and Jean Myers, hearing
Deise, Ruth Peters, lolabelle Milligan,
Tomorrow the locals make a flying trip
the call of Spring, put in a back-to-naHelen Gates.
ture week-end at Kylertown i not named to Rockview, where they play the highl.y
touted prison nine. They expect to bring
after Duane).
home the bacon by making it four in a
Special Writers
Helen Farr went automo-bubbling row.
Martha Zeigler, John Haberstroh
home in company with the troupe from
Mt. Jewett: Kay Thomas, Virginia
Bengston and Vivian Benson.
Reporters
Olive Hoover visited relatives in SaMadeline Faulkner, Roberta Newman, lona. Why can't everyone have near
Elizabeth Kohler, Jenice Sharpe, Dor- relatives who are near?
cas Tressler, Ruth Doebler, Mirabelle
And you know that Ruth Sherman—
Eliason, Ethel Quigg, Pauline Graden,
well, it goes like this: the home town
Mr. Cornelius M. Sullivan and Dr,
Pauline Hamilton, Allen
Sekula, (Grassflat). week-end, person—we can't
H a r r y F. Weber attended a conference at
Vivian Rhinehuls, Nellie Shaffer, Olive divulge that.
the Pennsylvania State College on April
Shaffer,
Florence Ehrenfeld, the family and 29 and 30 to participate in a discussion
on "The Needs of Pennsylvania History."
Milroy became chummy,
There were representatives present from
Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postWatsontown
received
Dorothy
Bly.
as
age provided for in Section 1103, Act o£ October
nearly all the universities and colleges
a week-end guest, and she reports a flne of Pennsylvania.
3, 1917, authorized June 3, 1923.
Entered as Second Class matter November 6, time.
1928, at the Post OfBce at Lock Haven, Penna.,
Some of the outstanding speakers were
A number of Pennsylvania State Colunder the Act ot March 3, 1879.
lege students were guests of the co-eds Dr. Buck, representing the University of
Pittsburgh who spoke about the advisaat the Junior Prom, Saturday evening.
bility of organizing a Pennsylvania State
MAY 6, 1932
Florence Ehrenfeld and Hilda Selbee Historical Society to secure greater effecdeserted State Teachers CoUege and tiveness; and Dr. Ray F. Nichols, repretraveled homeward for the week-end.
senting the University of Pennsylvania,
Galeton was very surprised to see Dale who duscussed the need for an annual
Smith last week-end.
conference of teachers of history.
No, Mary, that wasn't someone snoring
Other institutions represented were
that you heard in French class. It was Bucknell, Gettysburg, Lehigh, and Penn
Lock Haven State Teachers College Julie's authentic French pronunciation. State.
not only stands prominent among other
Our paper is so fast in getting scoops
On Saturday afternoon the entire
Teachers Colleges in football and bas- that la.st week we skipped a fortnight party of representatives went on a sight
ketball but has also added to its credit a and announced our annual Musical Re- seeing trip to Boalsburg, a place of his
cital. A bit previous but the idea was torical interest.
n a m e in track activities.
there.
Last Saturday Coach Kaiser's track
An influx from State College changed
men contested against the Bloomsburg some studious intentions formed by LauState Teachers College track team at von Basinger—Ed wasn't quite interestHanson Field. To the amazement of the ing enough. Ed Measurements we mean.
Cowfer probably has more appelations
majority of our students, that Lock Hathan anyone else around the campus.
ven Teachers College had a track team, Red answers (not always in the LaughOn Tuesday evening. May 3, the Y, M.
or had any men who had track training. ing Boy tradition) to King. Robin Hood, C. A. Cabinet had the pleasure of enterPokey.
What
a
bow
and
arrow
can
do
Lock Haven defeated Bloomsburg.
ing into a group discussion about their
to one's name!
work for the coming year with Mr.
The men at this coUege are interested
Thrilled immeasurably w a s Edith Harry Seamans, general secretary of the
in all types of sport, and will more will- Sharpe when Jimmy sang "On the Road Y. M. C. A. at the Pennsylvania State
ingly participate when a variety of to Mandalay." In this case the words College. Mr, Seamans, accompanied by
sports a r e offered than when only one bring back memories of Edith's one-time Mr. Hammaker, associate "Y" secretary
sport, such as football or basketball, is ambition to be a female Dick Hallibur- at the State College, arrived on the camton. Ask Edith.
pus about 5 o'clock. Associating with the
offered. A college, especially one trainMildred Carbaugh tried to tell her different fellows of the cabinet until the
ing men to teach in high schools, should training school gang what was "what"; time of the meeting, Mr. Seamans learned
some of the problems that the local "Y"
offer all types of sports, and should the gang had their own answer.
Millard Weber is summoning all his is facing and was prepared to discuss
strive to be prominent and outstanding
these problems with t h e cabinet. He
in all of them. Lock Haven does offer a authority of command to keep pledges told in great detail the work of the
stepping;
judging
by
the
way
he
hands
variety of sports, and is steadily gaining
out t h u m b tacks, one could dub him a Christian Association on the Penn State
Campus and offered suggestions that
prominence among t h e Teachers Col- cruel tack-master.
might be practical in t h e work of the
leges in t h e realm of athletics. At presDid you know t h a t Kay Noll is quite "Y" on this campus. Mr. Seamans adent w e hold a championship title in foot- interested in a pair of twins around here. vanced some very good ideas as how
ball. We are steadily gaining recogni- Honest Injun; Henny can give you the the local "Y" could raise an adequate
low-down.
budget and offer a program which would
tion in basketball.
Of course it would happen eventually. interest the fellows and serve the purOur
own
Sidney
Sauter
received
one
(.f
W h y not establish a reputation in basepose of the Christian Association on the
those postcards advertising tuxedos for
ball and track activities? 1931-32 has the Prom. Sidney, haven't you a middle campus.
seen progress in athletics at this college. name that might help such embarrassThe meeting was attended by both new
ing moments?
W h a t will 1932-33 hold?
and old members of the cabinet.
|
Faculty Members
Attend Conference
At State College
Penn State Y
Secretary Meets With
Jjyi. Cabinet
B. O. L.
Miss Mabel-Louise Arey, faculty adviser of the R. O. L. Sorority, will entertain the members of her sorority Friday
night. During the evening there will be
formal installation of the officers elected
Monday night for t h e coming year,
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Alpha Sigma Tau
On Friday, April 29, the Alpha Sigma
Tau Fraternity formally pledged four
girls. They are: Emily Williams, Violet Sanders, Evelyn Livingston, and
Sally Hoffman,
In the evening, the pledges were guests
at a pajama party which was held in
sorority's room.
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Art Club
At t h e Art Club meeting last week
Miss DuBois, faculty adviser, taught t h e
members of the club a r t ol tie-dyeing.
Many blouses and scarfs were beautifully tinted.
.
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t
A. C. E.
On Wednesday afternoon, April 27, at
3:30 the A. C, E. elected its officers for
next year. They are: President, Clarissa
Wainger; Vice President, Marjorie Dice;
Secretary, EUen L, Rooke; Treasurer,
Nellie Manning,
The delegates to t h e convention Jenice
Sharpe, Hildagarde Baer, Ellen Reighard, and Myra Evans discussed their
plans for the week. They will leave
for Washington on Tuesday to attend t h e
Annual A. C. E. Convention,
At the regular meeting next week these
delegates will give a program about
their trip.
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Shakespeare Literary
On Tuesday evening, April 26, the
Shakespeare Literary Society accepted
the following students as prospective
candidates for admission to their club:
Harold Sykes, Paul Cooper, Thomas Blyler, Grant Berry, Allen Sekula, Martha
Kirsch, Sidney Sauter, Margaret McCracken, Reba Ickes, Mary Sharpe,
Kathleen Conrad, Ruth Hart, and Hazel
Singer.
The pledges are n o w enjoying a period of Shakespearean initiation and will
be officially admitted to the club, upon
proper observance of the initiation
rules, at the annual banquet to be held
in the very near future,
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W. A. A.
A W. A. A. meeting was held last
Thursday noon at 12:45 to determine the
number of points for various activities
towards the winning of an award, a
sweater or a letter. It was decided that
flfty points is to be credited for golf, and
for clogging.
A few additional suggestions and plans
were made for the Play Day event.
Mrs. Ashton Hatcher
Gives Reading in Chapel
Last Wednesday morning Miss Ashton
Hatcher conducted the Chapel Program.
After a short introduction she read to
the interested students Kipling's story
"How the Elephant Got His Trunk."
The story was one which would greatly interest children and would serve to
satisfy childish curiosity.
Miss Hatcher wished to impress upon
the students the fact that Kipling w r o t e
stories as well as poems and that some
of these are for younger children.
COLLEGE
Inane Interviews
Zeigler
from
Movie Mentions
Zanzibar
Sitting amid the luxurious surroundings that make the Arbor a t r u e haven
of delight for eye, hearing the limpid
cooing of birds on the hill, and all that,
we fell an easy prey to the charms of
Martha Bressler Zeigler, born in Ohio,
aspiring to t h e presidency (but she
would rather have you believe she had
been born in Zanzibar),
We questioned Miss Zeigler about
everything that one could imagine at 9
a, m. and Miss Zeigler's answers were
on a part with our questions. Next to
Mickey Mouse, her favorite actor is John
(Ivory Door) Haberstroh, whom she
would like to see in the role of a cherub
or seraph, quite by way of contrast. Her
favorite form of recreation is flag pole
sitting (she has yet to try it). The flag
pole would have to be blue to bring out
the lights in her eyes, says Martha.
Miss M. B. Z. (Zeigler to you) imbibed
. a root-beer coke and wasted Mona Lisa
smiles on the motley assortment of mooneyed admirers who crowded near her
table. She was wearing a brown polo
coat, an infectuous smile, and white
sandals.
When questioned as to w h a t she attributed her success in college. Miss
Zeigler answered "my acute hearing."
She asserts that she often hears whifflewhiffs making m e r r y on the dorm room,
but even Napoleon made mistakes; don't
mind, Martha, for we're sure t h e wiffles
forgive you.
Other interesting revelations revealed
by this undeniable genius were; that
money means little to her (and that can
be framed); that she aspires to be t h e
first woman president of the U. S., her
filling of that position being the only
thing needed by the world beside a good
five-cent perfume.
When asked how a five-cent perfume
could possibly be good. Miss Zeigler
shook her golden tresses in the wind and
murmured "I major in social studies,
not math."
The last part of t h e interview was
spent thus:
X—^"What is your favorite jewel?"
Miss Zeigler—"I don't agree with you.
I'd say pineapple sauce."
X—^"And your career."
Miss Zeigler—"You may tell my public that I solicit their votes, t h a t I shall
do everything I promise, that I shall
promise nothing."
X—"Whom do you think will take
your place when you leave the campus."
Miss Zeigler—"Don't be optimistic. By
the way, tell the readers that I am a
recluse, a hermit, that I hate publicity,
that I adore long walks on lonely roads
—alone, that I use no make-up, that I
long to go back to Zanzibar. I tank I
go teach, now,"
And a lull followed, wherein I paid
the check, and remained motionless. No,
not that, but because M. B, Z. was entering t h e training school, stepping up the
way, stepping . . . Zeigler for president.
Interviewed by X.
Dean of Instruction
Attends Meeting
Mr. M, DeTurk High attended a meeting of the Deans of Instruction and the
Curricula Committee of the Presidents
of State Teachers Colleges at Harrisburg
on April 26, 27, 28, The object of this
meeting was to formulate curricula and
to make revisions and adjustments of the
original curricula so that they could be
better administered.
Today and tomorrow at the Garden a
rather sentimental and ordinary movie
is redeemed by t h e capable acting of
Warner Baxter as "The Amateur Daddy."
Marion Nixon, who seems to have fallen
heir to the saccharine roles played by
J a n e t Gaynor, is the charming (if you
think so) heroine of this piece. Miss
Nixon seems to b e colorless when an opportunity for t r u e acting appears. It is
interesting to compare her portrayal of
t h e little orphan girl in "The Amateur
Daddy" with J a n e t Gaynor's in "Daddy
Long Legs." AU in all, "The Amateur
Daddy" is only for children (an oddity
in movies) from six to sixty. By the
way, shouldn't Miss Nixon eat a little
more; it's stylish to be thin but not
"maigre" as the French so aptly say.
The movie is a F o x picture.
TIMES
CAMPUS CHATTER
In Memorium—To the golden creature
who lived in a glass house in room 218
east, who passed out May 2, and laid
in state that evening. Many beautiful
and inexpensive flowers were given as
Robin Hood had nothing on Hager; an expression of sympathy by the fishes'
get Red to state his opinion, or better friends.
than that, ask Yost who t h e champeen
The picture "Freaks" gave one frosh
archer around these parts is. Tony adthe nightmare.
mits it.
Blyler wants to know if all Southern
judges wear side whiskers and drink
mint juleps. It's the first part that's
bothering him.
Aldrich practiced formalities for the
Frederick's Fullmer, alias Betty Dinsmore, thinks that dangling participles formal on Saturday night. He was heard
a r e appropriately named. Dangle those to remark at himself in the mirror, "May
I have your carcass for the next
participles.
struggle?"
So far we haven't heard an authentic
We wonder what kind of a m a r k
Tarzan yell, but Cheetah certainly
started something. Maybe it's a rever- Pletcher got on the paper he handed in
sion to primordial traits; just cup your some time ago, on which he had written:
Billie Dove's n a m e was omitted from ears to some of those noises omitted by "God knows I tried to do it; but I
.couldn't."
the billing of "Cock O'The Walk," the WUlie and Al,
Roxy movie today and Saturday, either
Jack Bryerton, keep your feet off my
because her losing of popular appeal
Wonder what happened to Heydrich's
with t h e fans would h u r t the movie's Clark Gable sweater; Al goes in for t h e chair! This is as common as "Hello" or
"So-Long" to those of us in the 10:30 Insale or because she and Howard Hughes blues a lot, in color of course.
troduction to Teaching class.
had a tiff. Not even Regina Carewe
knows why. By t h e way, the movie is
Lynn Norman's the only one who can
Schreckengast thinks it should be
great fun, even if t h e person who doubles
for Billie's singing sounds adenoidal. get away with that "oh, yeah" business Leap Year all of the time; then it
without
sounding
archaic.
Ask
Lynn
to
wouldn't seem out of place for her to
Chester Morris is the gay hero and the
take him to the show.
heroics take place in Paris and its en- say "What did you do that for?"
virons especially the higher air.
The coUege was highly honored by t h e
Wanted — someone who will be on
Coming movies that you will see in the timely appearance of master James hand to kill any and all of the bugs,
near future a r e "Letty Lynton" with Risch and Norman Lohr of our last beetles or worms which are so frequentJoan Crawford, Nils Ashter and Robert year's graduating class.
ly found in the desks of the G. D, R,
Montgomery; "But the Flesh is Weak,"
with Bob Montgomery, Heather ThatchSunday night Lewie Lucas cleaned up
Curry's delematic state of mind is now
er and Nora Gregor; Claudette Colbert, peacefully tranquil since Norman Lohr on Fritz Zampogna. Don't ask questions.
in "The Misleading Lady"; James Cag- left for Davidville Sunday morning. Can
ney in "The Crowd Roars" and—but t h e r e b e competition?
we'll see you n e x t week.
Our track stars get plenty of exercise
besides their regular scheduled practice.
What do you think, Shive?
Mr. Fleming gave a demonstration
The problem still is not solved. Wilkie lesson with the pressure cooker in his
is without a tux. And initiation only a Economic Biology class on Monday to
few days off.
show what a really valuable invention
it is. He cooked a piece, of meat, a potato
In Vesper Service Sunday evening.
Think of the business lost by the Inn and an egg, to show ( I ) ju.st how quickly
May 1, Rev. C. E, Hazen, of the East and the Arbor now that Marion and H a r - a pressure of 15 pounds at a heat of
Main Street Church, spoke on "How old are being initiated.
250 degrees F. can cook foods ordinarily
Great Deeds Are Done" or the "Benedichard to cook; (2) to .show how ecotion of Small Deeds."
And after all, Spider, the more com- nomical the cooker is in that this presRev. Hazen used as his text the sec- petition the better the article. Perhaps sure can be held with a very low flame
ond verse of t h e fourth chapter of you don't agree with us. By the way, after it has been once attained.
Exodus, "What is that in thine hand?" who is this so-called Spider?
Mr. Fleming cited the advantages of
He gave, many illustrations from the
the cooker as fourfold. It saves time
Bible of how God has used little things
How did you like your walk down to and fuel, it preserves the natural juices
in the hands of men to do great deeds. the lower silk mill, Hammy?
since no water is added to any food,
A few of these illustrations were: The
Hint—Freshman Dance.
it can be used to .sterilize any articles of
killing of Goliath by David with a sling
clothing or any kitchen utensil. The one
shot, the gift of t h e widow's mite, and
Eld and Kachik dominated Grassflat
Moses turning his staff to a snake to (where's that?) and Snowshoe over this disadvantage seems to be that our falsely
educated tastes dislike the strong natuconvince the people and king that God last hectic week-end.
ral flavor of food cooked without water.
had sent him.
Izzy
Ziff
is
at
the
Zenith
of
Power,
Two questions were asked by Rev.
Hazen at the close of his talk: "Do you now that Dramatic Club initiations seem
have a talent?" a n d "How do you vise this to be in vogue. Your majesty!
talent?"
Under the direction of Miss Russell,
Feit seemed in a trance at the Prom,
Ruth Henninger and Freda Shaffer
the seventh grade has on exhibition on
sang, accompanied on t h e piano b,v And is her name Snook?
the first floor of the Training School the
Hildegarde Baer,
If you ever want to get an idea for results of the work done on a project
sophisticated names in your next novel, in Social Studies. Many countries ara
send some strangers down a receiving represented by the drawings; those especiall.y good are of Eskimos, Scottish
line.
dancers, and Indians. Miniature InSome of the Training School children dians, airplanes, and Eskimo huts are
a r e in for a disappointment. They as- very well done.
On Monday evening. May 2, at a meet- sociate ice cream and cake with their
At the usual weekly meeting of the
ing of the dormitory men in the "Y" room spring festival.
Junior High School assembly on Friday,
the following nominations were m a d e
April 29, the ninth grade presented a
for offices in t h e men's student council
Mr. Ulmer—"Miss Peters, will you program in observance of Arbor Day,
for the ensuing year:
read your graph for the rainfall of "Trees," by Joyce Kilmer, with a dePresidents, Charles Curry, Allen Se- Italy?"
scription of Joyce Kilmer's philosophy,
kula; Vice Presidents, Christy H a m Kapy Peters—"I am sorry, Mr. Ulmer, and other Arbor Day poems were recitmaker, Raymond Poole, George Shively; but I have a graph for the percipita- ed. Musical selections w e r e played on
Sophomore Representatives, Robert Car- tion."
the piano and trumpet. At the close of
son, Earl Schnarrs, Walter Wilkinson.
the assembly the ninth grade further
Election will t a k e place on Monday
"Good morning, your majesty," seems commemorated Arbor Day by planting
evening. May 9, 1932, at 7:15 in t h e "Y" t o be t h e password for the red and w h i t e trees under Mr, Ulmer's direction on t h e
hill back of the Gymnasium.
room.
' color bearers.
Local Pastor Gives
An Inspiring
Address Sunday
Economic Biology Class
Given Demonstration
Junior High School Notes
Nominations Held for
Men's Student Council
COLLEGE
Snatched From the
Blotter
To a Room-Mate
I think that I shall never get
A card with six A's on and yet.
If I got one how good I'd feel.
More like a toe and not a heel.
Low D's I'm pulling every day
When things like him can pull an A.
It's surely not the line he flings
Or dizzy answers that he slings.
In class he sleeps, at night he roams.
But rarely poring over tomes.
Is justice wearing crazy glasses?
Why do I flunk the things he passes?
And when he goes out on a date
The femmes consider him first rate.
They like his ties; his suits a r e fine.
What does it matter if they're mine?
He'd even meet my steady date.
But then you can't kill a room-mate.
* « * •
Cheers:
(Wherein we, having nothing better
to do, award bouquets discreetly, perhaps, but quite at random).
. . . for "Three Times a Day" and
"What Would You Do" from the last
Chevalier opus; incidentally, t h e lyrics
w e r e funnier the second time one heard
them. (We saw it twice).
. . . for the lull in initiation rituals
ushered in by Saturday and Sunday, the
cheer going to them, or these or those
(meaning Saturday and Sunday).
, , , for the one rare teacher who does
not demand a term paper.
. . . for the fact that Garbo towers as
supreme as ever in Grand Hotel, a stunning movie if reports are to be believed.
. , . for the coming Lewis Carrol radio
broadcast to be N. B, C,-ed from Columbia University and presenting t h e original Alice . . .
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Those song sheets that were sold at
local drug stores for one nickel per
a r e now just memories. This idea of
publishing the lyrics to all the latest
popular tunes and handing them to a
public was a form of racketeering. You
see, there was never any permission
granted by copyright owners; words
w e r e bootlegged. Usually one paid
thirty-flve cents for the tin-pan alley
masterpieces; again, one pays,
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Louis Sobol asserts that three layers
of ordinary cellophane correctly superimposed (good word, that) on each other
will stop a bullet. Imagine Al Capone
sleeping in a cellophane nightie,
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T h e mammoth mystery that confused
t h e minds of local sleuths has been
solved. The flve little pigs who never
got home went the way of all such flesh
•—to the butchers. No one is safe from
t h e abducting wave; better lock the door
to t h e canary cage,
Somerset Maughan's play "Rain" (once
filmed as Sadie Thompson with Gloria
Swanson) is to be a Joan Crawford
movie. Elissa Landis' novel, "House for
Sale," is about as unimaginative as the
pictures she is given, Garbo's next is
"As You Desire Me," the Pirandello play
w h i c h starred Judith Anderson. Garbo
w e a r s a platinum blonde wig, if you
w a n t to know. "So Big," once a vehicle
for Coleen Moore, is now Barbara Stanwyck's biggest hit. Ronald Colman is
m a k i n g "The Brothers Karamazov" with
A n n a Sten, another foreign sensation
as feminine lead. That, people of the
h e y - d e e - h o - a u d i e n c e is all of that,
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" W h e r e a r e you going, room-mate of
mine?"
"I go to t h e shoe-shop to get me a shine,"
" T h a n k you, considerate room-mate;
that's fine,
S a v i n g your own shoes but shining up
mine."
TIMES
Inter-Class Track
Teachers College
Ball Team Wins
Finals Held Tuesday
From Red Sox
The flnals for the inter-class track
meet which was held on Tuesday afternoon, April 26, are:
lOO-yard dash—First, Hoy; second, Wilson; third. Hart. Time, 10 seconds.
220-yard dash—First, Hoy; second, Harmon; third, Leonard. Time, 25 seconds.
440-yard dash—First, Shively; second,
Hoenstine; third, Owens. Time, 56 seconds.
Half Mile—First, Marshall; second,
Schnarrs; third. Mills, Time, 2:17.
Mile—First, S, Bloom; second, Shishak;
third, McNerney, Time, 5:13.
Shot Put—First, Hammaker; second,
Isett; third, E, Rorabaugh. 35 feet.
Discus—First, E, Rorabaugh; second,
Cowfer; third, Hunter, 95 feet.
Javelin—First, Cowfer; second, Baker;
third, Leonard, 135 feet.
Broad jump—First, Burd; second. Hoy;
third. Smith, 18 feet, 11% inches.
High jump—First, Hoy; second, Hart;
third, Robinson, Burd, and Smith. 5
feet, 2 inches.
Lock Haven Wins From
Bloomsburg Track Team
Last Thursday afternoon, April 28, the
local batmen made it two in a row by
winning from the Red Sox, a downtown
team, by the lopsided score of 19-3. Because of the great amount of hitting on
the part of the locals it was possible to
play but five innings.
The Kaiserites had easy sledding all
the way; they scored eight runs in the
flrst, six in the third, and five in the
fourth inning for a g r a n d total of nineteen runs. The visitors got only four
hits as compared to t h e nineteen garnered by the locals, McCall was able to
hold the visitors scoreless for the first
three innings, but Wolf allowed them
three runs in the last two frames.
Garson and Hoenstine were Babe
Ruths for t h e day b y hitting home runs.
Hart and Moon led the batting by connecting for three and two hits respectively.
AU the baseball squad was able to play
and almost everyone got a hit. Extra
base hits w e r e almost as plentiful as singles. Errors were also quite numerous.
RED SOX
A B R BH PO A
Markle, 2b
2 0
0 3
1
Lee, rf
3
1 0 0 0
H. Heinly, l b
2 0 0 4 0
(Continued from Vuge 1)
3
2
1 1 0
Thomas won this event and the two- J. Heinly, ss„ c
2
0 0 0
1
twenty as well to be fourth high man McMann, p., ss
Gallagher, 3b
3
0
2 3 0
with ten points.
Hunter, If
2 0
0 0
0
Lock Haven won all places in the pole Mervine, p
2 0
1 0 1
vault and Bloomsburg did likewise in Pownell, cf
2
0 0 1 1
the discus and the half mile.
Places earned:
Totals
21 3 4 12 4
Firsts Seconds Thirds
TEACHERS COLLEGE
Lock Haven
7
10
2y2
A B R BH PO A
Bloomsburg
7
4
II1/2 Shishak, If. .
2
2
1
0
0
Shively,
cf,
.
2
1
1
100-yd. dash—First trial—First, Thomas;
1
0
Schnarrs,
rf,
.
3
second. Hoy; third. Smith, 10.8 sec.
2
2
0
0
1
Second trial—First, Miller; second, Herlocher, ss.
2
0
1
0
3
Wilson; third, Kelly; 10,8 sec. F i n a l - Hart, lb
2
3
1
0
First, Thomas; second. Hoy; third, Mil- Hoenstine, 2b.
3
1
2
1
0
Moon, 3b
ler, 10.8 sec.
2
2
2
0
0
3
1
2
5
0
220-yd, dash—First trial—First,Hoy; sec- Bardo, c
2
1
1
0
0
ond, Kelly; third, Harmon; 22 sec. Sec- McCaU, p, . ..
1
1
1
1
2
ond trial—First, Thomas; second, Mar- Bloom, If
1
1
1
1
0
shall; third, Martz; 23 sec. Final—First, Carson, cf. . ..
1
0
0
0
0
Thomas; second. Hoy; third, Kelly, 24 Biddle, rf, , . .
Plummer, ss. .
1
1
1
0
0
sec,
Snare, l b
1
1
1
1
0
440-yd. dash—First t r i a l - F i r s t , Shively; Dressier, 2b. .
1
1
1
0
0
second, Leonard; third, DeMott; 54.5 Eld, 3b
1
0
0
1
2
sec.
Lucas, c
1
0
0
3
1
880-yd. dash—First trial—First, Rinker; Wolf, p
0
0
0
0
0
second, Keefer; third, Sell; 2 min. 8 sec. Long, l b
0
0
0
0
0
Mile run—First, Rinker; second. Bloom,
Totals
29 19 19 15 6
third, Stewart; 5 min, 3 sec.
Score by innings:
Shot put—First, Radowski; second, Ham0 0 0 1 2—3
maker; third, Kaffshinski; 37 ft, 1 in. Red Sox
Discus—First, Radowski; second, Kaff- Teachers College , . . 8 0 6 5 x—19
shinski; third. Miller; 112 ft, 5 in.
Errors—J. Heinly, 2; Gallagher, MarJavelin—First, Radowski; second, Issett; kle, McMann, Plummer, 2; Lucas, Eld,
Two - base hits — J. H e i n l y , Hart,
third, Kaffshinski; 135 ft. 8 in.
Schnarrs, Hoenstine, McCall, M o o n .
Hammer—First, McCloskey; second, Kaff- Three-base hits—Gallagher, Hart, Home
shinski; third, Radowski; 100 ft.
runs—Carson, Hoenstine. Stolen bases
Pole vault—First, Burd; Smith and Mc- —Moon, J. Heinly. Sacriflces—Shishak,
Closkey tied for second place. Height Schnarrs, Hart. Base on balls—Off Mc—lift.
CaU, 1; Wolf, 2; Mervine, 3; McMann, 3.
High jump—Smith and Burd tied for first Struck out—By McCall, 6; Wolf, 2; Merand second places. Hoy and Kelly vine, 3. Hits—off McMann, 7 in 1 intied for third place. Height—5 ft, 2 in. ning; Mervine, 12 in 3 innings. Wild
pitches—McCaU 1, Mervine 1, Winning
Broad jump—First, Burd; second. Smith; pitcher—McCall. Losing pitcher—Mcthird, Wozney; 20 ft. 2 in.
Mann, Umpires—Snyder and Lucas.
120-yd. high hurdles—First, Hoy; second.
Miller; third, Burd; 20 sec,
Mint juleps, darkies crooning sweet
220-yd. low hurdles—First, Shively; sec- and low, frail ladies from way down
ond, Wilson; third, Danowski; 231/2 sec. south, heroism and knavery—put them
all together and get ready for your fun.
The following alumni returned for the Days in Old Dixie. In case you haven't
Junior Prom: Dorothy Killen, Edith read it elsewhere, know that Reighard
Heim, Alice Read, Lillian Rhode, Lenore and Wilkinson are a colored couple in
Sharpe, Samuel Long, David Ulmer, and this. Can they serve up that soft-palate
Jimmie Reish.
dialect. Ah said, uh-huh.
Susan Spray . . . Sheila Kaye-Smith
Susan Spray, from the time when she,
as a tiny girl, was hired out to scare the
birds from neighboring flelds, to t h e time
when she acquired her third husband
and achieved a reputation as a noted
woman evangelist and preacher, was a
very remarkable, paradoxical creature.
Born in an humble English Sussex home,
the eldest of seven or eight little Sprays,
she is by turns an outdoor girl, a school
girl, a wanderer on t h e road, an inmate
of the county workhouse, a hired girl,
and a woman evangelist. The most remarkable part of this existence, for her,
was her two years at school. Because
she was a girl, it was thought best for
her not to have an education. However,
since she was given to seeing visions of
God, it was thought best for her to learn
to read the Bible at the age of twelve.
She became the gospel reader for the
Colgate Brethren, the sect to which she
belonged by birth. While she was still
quite young, a friend of hers for whom
she worked was leading a religious meeting, and suddenly called upon her to
address the assembly. So her evangelistic work began, and continued until at
last she established a little church of her
own.
Miss Kaye-Smith writes movingly and
forcefully in t h e simple, effortless styled
prose she used in "Joanna Goddere."
Since "As You Desire M e " is assuredly
one of Luigi Pirandello's most successful pieces for the theatre and since it
serves as Garbo's next screen vehicle a
brief consideration of it is not misapropos. As usual with Pirandello, the play
struggles to interpret the qualities of
reality and unreality. The scene of the
play is Italy of t h e p r e - w a r and present
decade. At the play's opening w e find
Cia, lovely wife of Bruno, carried off by
uprising factions who plunder Bruno's
villa. Ten years later a friend of Bruno's
thinks he has found Cia in the person of
a Viennese danseuse, a paramour of a
writer, Carl Salter. This second Cia is
induced to return to Bruno's villa where
she meets Bruno's relatives and models
her personality after a painting of the
first Cia. Salter, t h e writer, seeks r e venge. He, too, produces another woman to take Cia's place.
The actual drama is not so complicated
and confusing as a telling of it may seem.
The problem posed by the play is the
reality of personality. Just how Pirandello's rather fantastic ventures into odd
flelds of the theatre will flt the screen
is yet to be seen. The play will undoubtedly be r e - w r i t t e n with Miss Garbo
playing twin sisters or, for the sake of
Luigi, triplets. It is a stirring and
thought provoking play and many of the
lines are exquisitely paced; for these
reasons you should read it,—A. L.
Dramatic Club
To Hold Banquet
The annual Dramatic Club Banquet
will be held Saturday evening at the
Clinton County Country Club. This banquet, which is the major social function
of the year for this club, will be preceded
by the formal initiation of the pledges.
Many alumni are planning to attend the
function.
Entertainment to follow the banquet
will b e given by the new members. Direction for the entertainment, a musical
sketch is in t h e hands of a committee of
pledges, which is composed of EUen
Reighard, Hulda Starr, Tom Blyler, Harold Sykes. This entertainment will consist of a musical sketch.
Media of