Condoms have no part in
university 's AIDS policy

A new parking lot is being added on campus. The new parking area , located behind Centennial Gym , is expected to be completed
by the middle of next week. According to Donald McCulIoch , director of the physical plant 'and energy management , the projec t
Photo by TJ Kcnimmr
will cost approximately $23,000.

by 1 orn Sink and Ken Kirsch
Voice Staff
Condom dispensing is being incorpora ted in the AIDS policies of many
universities nationwide.
OC the 15 Pennsylvania state universities contacted (Bloomsburg University included), nine institutions
with student populations ranging
from 1600 to 35,000 arc dispensing
condoms cither through an on- or offcampus health center, vending machines in men 's restrooms or through
the university 's bookstore.
A tenth university with apopulation
of 6,000 is considering a condomdispensing program , but has not yet
formulated a policy.
BU is not included in the condomissuing majority .
Vice President for Student Life Dr.
Jcrrold Griffis said the university has
not considered incorporating condoms in their AIDS policy.
"At this point in time the decision
has been made that we will not give

Association to aid campus residents
by Sharon Getty
for The Voice
Bloomsburg University has a new
coordinating and govening organization for all on-campus students. The
Residence Hall Association (RHA),
through a variety of programs, will be
working to promote student interaction in BU' s seven residence halls
while encouraging communication
between students, faculty, and administrators.
"It is a voice for the students, so
they
can
voice
their
concerns,"Grclchen Erb, RHA' s advisor and Columbia Hall residence
director, said.
Erb added that , through RHA , students will be able to contribute ideas
and suggestions concerning residence
hall policies.
"It's a way for the students to have
input into their own environment and
to make residence halls a great place
to live and learn ," she added.
The RHA worked quickly to establish itself as a professional chanter of

the National Association of College
and University Residence Halls after
receiving a letter from the Committee
on Student Organizations that approved the RHA 's constitution and
bylaws. The constitution and bylaws
are in effect this semester.
According to Erb, the RHA is
comprised of 25 people, including
executive officers, the president of
each hall council , and the RHA representative of each residence hall.
"Indirectly, every student that lives
on campus is a member of the RHA,"
Erb said , "because they can go to the
meetings and voice their opinions."
Each year, representatives from the
organization will attend a national
conference.
"What we do there is share our ideas
and find out what other universities
are doing," Erb explained , "We also
compete for awards."
The competition , which is staged
between the member colleges and
universities, is for awards such as Best
Program of the Year, Advisor of the

Learning Disabilities Month

Year, and Research Award.
"One of our goals this year is to get
BU recognized in the region , maybe
even nationall y, you never know ,"
Erb said. "We'll be doing some good
programs this year."
The RHA began its schedule of
events with the Residence Hall Association Olympics, held on Sept. 25 ,
26, and 27.
The RHA Olympics promoted residence hall participation through spirit
and banner competitions. Participating residence halls competed against
each other at the Bloomsburg/Wcst
Chester footbal l game.
Future RHA programs and activities will include an alcohol awareness
drive in October. During the drive ,
educational flyers and posters, presenting the facts and myths of alcohol ,
will be distributed.
On Nov . 8, the RHA will have a
Student Leadershi p Conference from
1 p.m. to 5 p.m. in the Kehr union. The
conference is open to all students and
student organizations.

six students have been identified as
having a learning disability, according to Dr. Colleen J. Marks, professor
of communication disorders and special education.
"The Admissions Office refuses to
give out the names of those students
with learning disabilities," Marks
said. "If the student doesn't come
forward , his problem cannot be
helped."
Identifying a person with a learning
disability on a college campus is difficult, Marks said. Most of these students were involed in special education programs throughout grade
school and high school. At BU, no

such program is available.
"Students come to me for help,"
Marks said. "I work with them on my
own time without the help of the university." However, he added , many
students are reluctant to ask for help.
It is a federal law that all public
schools and institutions which receive
federal funding provide special education for handicapped students.
"We hope these programs will
come beyond high schools," Marks
said.
Presently,Temple University is the
only university in Pennsylvania that
hired a person specifically to work
with learning disabilities.

The last place most students would like to be on a beautiful fal l day is in class. However , from the looks of things, they have
Photo by p.ui Havwim
been attending classes faithfully.

"At this point in time the
decisio n has been made
that we will not give out
condoms,"
V.P. f o r Student Life
Dr. Jerrold Griffis
Griffis said the Pennsylvania State
System of Higher Education (SSHE)
requires all state universities to have
an AIDS policy in effect.
"We were told (by the State System

of Higher Education) to have an AIDS
policy, but the central office said
nothing about the use of condoms in
that policy," Griffis said.
However, Griffis said the university as a whole concurs that condom
issuing is not what the university
wants as a policy at this time.
As an example of other policies
that BU has or has not adopted , he
added that some institutions allow
alcohol on campus.
"We said we don 't want (alcohol on
campus)," Griffis said. "It is an institutional policy."
Griffis said the final recommendations on a condom-issuing AIDS policy rests with his office, but added , "It
will be an institution-wide decision."
"Everyone (town , alumni , the BU
Board of Trustees, SSHE) has a sense
on where BU is supposed to be as an
institution ," Griffis said. "(Condom
distribution) is a highl y-charged issue."

There will be speakers on different
topics of leadership and on how to
make, an organization the best it can
be," Erb said.
According to Erb, the RHA is presentl y working to establish a BU chapter of the National Residence Hall
Honorary (NRHH) .
"The primary goal of the NRHH is
to recognize on-campus students for
outstanding leadershi p and academic
abilities ," Erb said. She added that
mere is a possibility of a scholarship
fund being developed.
The NRHH will be formed by the
RHA , but it will function as its own
group. It probably won 't be implemented until spring, Erb said.
As advisor for the organiza tion , Erb
described her role as "guiding the
activities so that they are educational
in nature and they serve the best interests of the students."
She added that in the future, I d
like to get to the point where the students will take responsibility for
makingihis group what it is."

Awareness is goal of campus group
by Sue Sheridan
Staff Writer
The governor of Pennsylvania has
declared the month of October as
Learning Disabilities month . During
October, Project Awarness, a student
organization that works with every
disability, will be promoting campus
awareness of people with learning
disabilities and their rights.
People with learning disabilities
usually have average or above
average intelligence, but have significant difficulties in speaking, reading,
writing, spelling, listening, calculating math , or relating socially.
At Bloomsburg University, only

out condoms," Griffis said. He said
this includes not selling condoms in
the University Store or out of vending
machines.
He added , however, that the issue is
not totally dead.
"If need arises, the policy will be
discussed further ," Griffi s said.
"Where we will be in a year or two
remains to be seen."

At BU, the 35 members of Project
Awareness, started in the 1970s, arc
hoping to make students, the community , and administrators aware that a
program for learning disabilities is
essential.
"Students with a learning disability
have the right to untimed and oral
exams. They also have the right to
have their textbook material taped,"
Marks said.
Bloomsburg presently has what is
often called a Band-Aid program.
Disabilities are being observed separately, instead of coordinating a program.
"The university should be hiring
trained people to specifically organize a program for students with these
disabilities," Marks said.
If the university had such a program, Marks added, recruitment of
students with learning disabilities
would be a good idea.
"The student with a learning disorder would pay a tuition that would
include the service, therefore they
would be offered help instead of having to ask for it," Marks said.
According to Marks, awareness is
the most important issue. People
throughout the state can ask questions
or voice their opinions by calling 1800-233-2255, from Oct. 12 through
Oct. 23, Monday through Friday, 12
p.m. to 8 p.m.
As part of Learning Disabilities
Month , Project Awareness is conducting a special meeting tonight in
the Coffeehouse of the Kehr Union at
7 p.m. Students arc urged to attend the
meeting to learn more about the problems these students face.

This little boy is one of the many gifted studentswho attend the Greenwood school. Look
fora complcteserics about theschool and thespecial teaching techniques used in a future
isSUC Of The Voice

Phot by TJ Kcmrarcr

Reagan calls the Bork
battle a political joke
by Lou Cannon

L.A. Times-Washington Post Service

Senate chamber filled with lies.
In the original text of this combative speech to the New Jersey Chamber
of Commerce, the president blamed
Bork' s plight on "a few liberal special
interests (that) have declared a war of
conquest on the American system of
justice."

President Reagan charged Tuesday
that the Senate had turned the Supreme Court confirmation battle over
Judge Robert H. Bork into a "political
joke" and defiantl y promised to find
another high court nominee "th at
they 'll object to as much as they did to
this one."
But three hours after this text was
Reagan 's ad-libbed remarks to a distributed to reporters, the White
reception for Republican campaign ¦House substituted a toned-down
contributors shattered a strategy engi- version eliminating the sharp rhetoric.
neered by White House chief of staff
Howard H. Baker Jr. to tone down
presidential rhetoric about Bork and
focus on obtaining a replacement
Jewish organization released
nominee who can win Senate approval.
names of wanted war
As Reagan spoke, a 54th senator,
criminals.
Harry M. Reid, D-Nev., announced
Page 3
his opposition to Bork. Democratic
and Republican leaders may decide
Wednesday on the timing of the deMiss the Astonishing Neal?
bate and final vote on Bork, with a
Read all about his act.
Friday vote probably the earliest possible.
Page 4.
With their eyes on the nominee who
will come after Bork, the White
House use staff had deleted from
The Huskies head for the hills I
Reagan 's main speech a statement in
of Mansfield.
I
which Reagan asserted that "Judge
Bork has been the victim of a sophisPage 8.
ticated campaign of smears and lies,"
and they removed a Hollywood-based
Commentary
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anecdote from the movie, "Mr. Smith
Features
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Goes to Washington" in which ReClassifieds
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Not the W hite House

by Don Chomia k Jr.
Editor-in-Chief
An editorial cartoon by Dana Summers from 1986 had a man watching
television and included the . following
commentary, first fro m two individuals on television and finall y from the
viewer. They read as follows:
"1 say reach down inside, and give
me a Hallcljah!"
"Well I say you gol to see the light!"
"1 say put your hands together!"
"And I say put your hearts together!!"
"1 say Glory be!"
"Oh yeah?...Well 1 say praise the
Lord!"
Said the viewer , "Presidential tiebate, between Pat Robertson anil Jesse
Jackson. "
The cartoon obviousl y disp lays the
political limitations of the two presidential hopefuls. What is disturbing is
the fact that Jesse Jackson can currently be considered the Democratic
I 'rontrunner.
Let it be stated initiall y and immediatel y that the disturbance has noth-

Once a prayer is chosen, someone's
religious freedom has been infringed
upon. Even the 'moment of silence'
infringes on the religious freedom of
those who are not religious.
Assuming one of these two ministers were elected to office, imag ine
ihe moral track that might be taken.
The violation of Commandments that
would have to be sanctioned by a
man-of-God/Commander-in-Chief in
order to assure the continuation of
ours as a fre e nation.
Such a situation is best left avoided.
Granted , both of tlresc candidates
pose a very small threat to the White
House in that neither has much chance
of winning. They can run. Let us all
The ascent of one of these men , or pray that neither gets elected.
one like, them , to the office of President is a threat to the separation of
church and state in the role that might
he assumed as President.
Even President Reagan is in favor David Ferris
of legalizing school prayer. The issue Staff Troublemaker
The car's back on the road again. It
here is not whether or not children
should be allowed to pray in school , had a minor malfunction , something
but whose prayer should be used. to do with a melted engine block or
something like that. With my return to
work as a medical courier , my evervigilan t mind zeroed in on the dangers
and pitfalls of driving in Pennsylvaino! Supposedl
ing!
Sunnosedlvy educated people
nco
making the assumption that by writ- nia. In other words, I needed a topic
ing about a phenomenon , it would for this morning 's column , and this
perpetuate it , or even make it worse. was the only thing that I could think
I suppose if I were to write a piece of.
The most important concept to be
on food poisoning in the Commons,
the new dining service would buy aware of while motoring in Pennsy lcrates of Black Flag and substitute it vania is the GGF. It stands for Granny
Going Forty, bulcan bcadrivcr of any
for parsley.
The trul y disappointing part about age, cither gender , or any vehicle with
this whole incident had todo with who a speed under die legal limit.
A GGF can be .a middle-aged lady
two of the girls were.
I do not want to lie accused of refer- who doesn 't like to drive. It can refer
ring to RA' s as black listing Gestapo to a carload of sixteen-year-olds who
agents. I have many friends who are arcn 't quite sure what they 're doing or
resident assistants . However , I have where they 're going, but they are
always been under the impression that certainly having fun. A GGF can be a
R As are intelligent people who would 25 year old man in a 25 yearold Chevy
have more common sense than to that isn 't capable of going faster than
25 miles an hour. School buses, bakbelieve such garbage.
1 would go on , but I have to go sec ery trucks , and construction vehicles
my editor. If I don 't, they just mi ght are usually GGFs. Any piece of agrirun that piece I wrote. You know , the cultural equipment or anything with
one about deranged resident assis- m ore than 15% of its body surface
tants jump ing from hi gh atop Elwell covered with gray primer is probably
to their doom on the sidewalk below . a GGF.
Of course, a GGF can also be
Douglas Rapson
Features Writer someone 's grandmother driving
along at 40 mph . It certainl y isn 't my
grandmother , last I heard she was in
ing to do with the color of Jackson s
skin. It has everything to do with his
role as a man of the church.
Both candidates arc ministers . In
this role , they arc totally immersed in
the workings of their particular religion and have devoted a great part of
their lives to it.
The separation of churc h and slate
is a fundamental principle of our
government. This separation is not to
protect the government from the
church , but lo protect the churc h fro m
government. It prevents the installation of a "slate church" and allows
each person to choose which reli gion ,
if any, so follow.

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Weeding out grandmothers

Acting on words

To the Editor:
^"^
My roommate and 1 were standing
in line at the Commons the other day.
We were both just waiting there when
I heard part of a conversation in front
of me. It seems Elwell was the latest
reci pient of the 'dial-a-bomb-scarc '
treatment. That was interesting. It was
where the conversation went from
there that was downrig ht disappointing.
"Oh yeah ," said the first girl , "did
you see that article in yesterday 's
paper? You know , the one on the
bomb th reats all over campus. "
Now perhaps the average student
would have gone back to whatever
they were doing at this point. I , however, had a vested interest in what was
to follow. My roommate wrote that
bomb piece.
"I can 't believe that someone would
write a piece like that ," said the second iiirl.
"It 's articles like , that ," added a
third , "thai keep these bomb scares
happening. "
1 coul not believe what I was hear-

DONT WORRY, B0HK . V
TW GUNSHOT W6>
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some other state. I' m not sure which
one... we were never a close family.
But that 's another story.
Simply defined , a GGF is any vehicle (or driver of said vehicle) that
you arc stuck behind when you are in
a hurry. This vehicle will always be
travelling at considerably less than the
speed limit , except when a passing
zone appears , in which case the GGF
will suddenly develop the capability
of going 70 mph.
There arc two methods of becoming
trapped behind a GGF. The first and
most common is to have it suddenl y
pull out from a side street, missing
your vchicic by mere millimeters .The
GGF docs not do this on purpose, the
GGF docs it because he or she cannot
sec clearly past die end of his or her
hood.

The second method of GGF entrapment is to come up behind them on the
same road. You will see them off in
the distance , ahead of you . Your
stomach will sink as you get closer
because, it is soon evident that the
distance between your vehicle and the
GGF is fast-becoming shorter,-indicating that the speed of the GGF is in
die single digits.
Wh y, you are all asking, does the
GGF move so slow ly? There are many
reasons. Some do it because they
cannot sec their own spedometer, let
alone the road signs. Some drive
slowl y because their vehicles are in-

capable of higher speeds. This case is
There are also a number of GGFs
usually accompanied by large clouds who have the attitude that if a car is
of odd-colored smoke from the ex- following too close, they should slow
haust pipe.
down even more lo "get 'em off my
tail". There is apparently some sort of
Some GGFs feel that no vchicic logic to this , although I can 't find any.
should ever move faster than 35 mph , The reason the GGF is being tailed so
whatever the conditions. Still others closely is because he's irritated anbelieve that they personally have the other driver by his slow speed. To
right to dictate how all others should drive even slower will not lessen the
dri ve, and that by keeping everyone irritation.
else lined up at a slow speed the GGF
My favourite tactic is to pass the
is saving the other drivers from them- GGF at the earliest opportunity , as
selves. There is also the occasional soon as the proverbial coast is clear.
GGF who.drivcs slowly just to irritate Since a legal passing zone is usually
other people.
not involved , this move must be perThe next obvious question (he formed with discretion. This can be
wrote, crossing off parts of the outline rather dangerous as the typ ical GGF
in his notes) is, how do you deal with never uses turn signals and never
a GGF? I have long advocated the looks before changing lanes, and is
fitting of large calibre machine-guns prone to making sudden turn s for no
under the hoods of passenger cars, but apparent reason.
I doubt if such a measure would be
To truly deal with this serious probapproved by the state legislature. Not, lem , I feel we must initiate some longat least, in the near future . Failing that , term programs. I would like to sec a
the driver is left to his own devices. complete, parallel road system to be
Some drivers prefer to follow the used by all farm equi pment and anyGGF at a very close distance , to let the one who can 't drive faster than 45
offender know that he/she is holding mph. A heavy fine for slow driving
up traffic. I don 't recommend this should be levied , with the death Sentechni que (commonl y known as tail- tence for anyone caught with more
gating) because it requires that the than eight vehicles lined up behind
tail-gater have good brakes and excel- them.
lent reflexes, unless of course the tailYou migh t think these measures are
gater happens to like accidents. The a bit too stern , but many of us believe
main reason this tactic usuall y fails is they are long overdue. A road free of
that most GGFs never look in the rear- Grannies Going Forty is a road of
view mirror.
liberty. Or something like that.

Abortion discussed Too much importance
placed on grades

To the Editor:
I must address the article written
by Scott Davis in the Oct. 8 issue of
The Voice. In all my work with the
pro-life movement , I have never
heard someone say "She knew what
she was doing when she became
pregnant.""
¦ ¦;r
We in the pro-life movement realize , thai unwanted pregnancies are
hard to cope with and must be addressed with an attitude of love for
:: bo .ih the baby and the mother.Tosay
abortion can be decided on individlual•'Situations is a fallacy. Either an
funborn baby is a human being entitled to the basic rights laid down in
or he is not
: pur ^constitution
and
;. therefore can be disposed of at will.
||:|Befqre deciding where you stand
":oii:|abprli6n ,tt- -suggest : you study
|§ome|facits oh; . fetal;- .dcvelopment.
is 10 weeks old (th
i^hert a baby
e age
;laS£$hich 'most abortion s are per-

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His eyes have staned to develop;;:
the foundation of the entire nervoussystem has been laid down; the hemis pumping blood - a type- .different '. ,
from the mother 's; the heart has;;:
regular beats and pulsations; the;:,
arms and legs have formed; brain j
waves arc recordable on an EEG; the;;!
skeleton is complete; he has toes; :j
fingers (complete with fingertips)::
and ears; all his organs are function- :
ing (stomach , liver , kidney, brain); .:
he squints , swallows, re-tracts his
tongue , will bend his fingers around :
an object placed in Ms hand , reacts to;
ligh t and sound.
Is this a baby or is it not? If it is,;:
shouldn ' t our response to an -un-f:
planned pregnancy be one thai both;;
the baby and: the mother can dive:;:
with? .
: . Mary Lou Miele;:
President, Pennsy lvania;;
' " .; ¦' : ¦-'; ;for Human Li fe^:
: TC^
.:

by Najma Adam
Guest Columnist
Every semester it happens. The
SI001 question is asked. Some of us
gloat as we answer and some of us
mumble as we reply.
"Why?" I ask myself, "why, why,
why?" Instead of asking me how my
summer was or whether I enjoyed
Christmas break my fellow collegeaus, in a jestful way, ask dial
dreadful question: How were your
grades, what was your cum?

I know of many students who outright boast of their grades so as to
impress. Some students feel the need
to use Einstein-style vocabulary so
that I feel I am a first-grader speaking
with Einstein Junior.

Yes, this is all in one sentence. I
have nothing against grades nor is my
cum shameful , but when grades become the determining factor of how
one is perceived or when grades dictate one's acceptance into a group of
people then I must protest the concept
of grades.
At least the Bloomsburg concept of
grades.

required to be successful at this task
are mainly middle or upper-class values.
Therefore , one's educational success probably depends on one's economic stance.
On the other hand , a low-incomcd
Then there are those who ramble on student can be intelligent though
about theories, numbers, and use never quite as successful with the
absolutely unnecessary quotes from academics due to his financial disadvantage.
persons long ago dead.
"What 's the point people?" I think
So, I ask you , is it fair to think of a
as I nod along. Sometimes I understand completely and sometimes I studen t as "dumb" because he is not
miss completely as I begin psycho- very successful in the 4.0 system?
analyzing the person talking. Yes, Moreover, how triumphant would the
perhaps my fallacy. This comes with educated , 4.0 student , be in coping
with the harsh realities of life which
my person, you understand.
the low-income student is forced to
Grades and their emphasis is, I feel , experience?
at its optimum in Bloomsburg.
Is
someone who gets a 4.0 every
semester really smart?
Formal education and the discipline

get out of this grand of institution.
Don 't cry yet. It is only the beginning of a long, ruthless process. You
still have time before your next class
to see that professor, the one your
friends said was so nice and understanding.
Well , pray he is nice and understanding, because you are about to ask
him for a big favor that otherwise will
cost you something worse than a beating! An eight o'clock class. The
EARLY MORNING MONSTER.
The professor instinctively knows
you want the noon section instead , but
tells you there can be a compromise you can have your pink slip IF you
attend the eight o'clock section .
Pink slip in hand and a baffled look
on your face, you make your way back
to the Union , wondering who fooled
whom. Nevertheless, you got the class
and feel you accomplished something. Or did you?

As the day beg ins to wind down ,
you reflect on all your adventures of
the day: lines, running, sweating,
begging, lines, and more sweating.
Then, as you are ready to go to sleep,
you get a brilliant idea.
Tomorrow you are going to write to
the Olympic Committee and propose
they make scheduling an Olympic
event, because you know the Americans will win this one.Why? Because
two or three times a year eight million
college students practice this rigorous
event.
And you know that none of the
European teams have to go through
this training. They probably would
not be able to handle the intense pressure.
So as you are trying to get to your
next class and at the same time to find
your advisor, REMEMBER , you
might be the first gold medalist from
BU in event called SCHEDULING .

Scheduling : the latest Olympic event

Gerrie Salamone
Staff Writer
Yes, fellow students , it is once
again the time of year when we all run
around the BU campus looking like
fools.
What am I talking about? SCHEDULING, the dreaded word that throws
so many freshmen and upperclassmen
into a tizzy.
It seems to be the same thing every
year. You get the paper that tells you
what classes are offered the next
semester and then face the real challenge, getting the classes you need .
The only people who have any sort
of hope are the seniors on campus.
That is, except for those few unfortunates who have to schedule last or are
'blessed' with a name at the end of the
alphabet. They too have to wait.
Every year we complain about all
the problems and hassles we (students) go through and every year it

remains the same. Do you ever wonder if the faculty enjoy watching us
beg and plead for that life-saving
pink-sli p? Sometimes I wonder.
I figure this is the way they get back
at us for any torment we put them
through during the regular semester.
Face it , the professors love to see us
grovel and sweat. It is the only time in
the semester when they have complete control over the student population . They do have control most of the
time , but this is the time when they
have POWER !
Yup, "here I go again." I'll be running from building tobuilding like the
rest of you to get my classes. Then I'll
get to stand in that fun line with the
rest of my species and pray and hope
that my classes won 't be all gone.
However , you know down deep that
the person in front of you will probably get that last seat in a class that your
advisor said you must take in order to

In short , are grades really indicative
of one's intelligence or capabilities?
Genuine intelli gence is not in the
results of the SAT's, the GRE's, nor
the almighty QPA but instead , the test
is in the living. For the bookworm , the
authentic exam is taking that book
knowledge and applying it to reality .
Aftcrall this is the challenge, isn 't it?
What confuses me is when some of
these "smart" students stutter or are
absolutely dumbfounded when it
comes to simp le interpersonal interactions. They somehow manage to be
tactless socially.
So, what 's my QPA? Well , let's just
say dial I had an enjoyable summer
and am looking forward to a White
Christmas with the family!

(Mj e Unite
Kehr Union Building
Bloomsbu rg University
Bloomsburg, Pa. 17815
717-389-4457

Editor-in-Chief.
Don Chomiak Jr.
Senior News Editor
Karen Rciss
News Editor
Tom Sink
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CGA awards a scholarship
recognizing outstanding leaders on campus.
Studen ts interested in applying for a spring 1938 award
should pick up an application at
the Community Activities Office.
Deadline for submitting
applications is Oct. 23.
Free tickets are available, to
students for Bloomburg Theatre Ensemble 's performances
of "Tartuffe ," compliments of
BTE , CGA
and
the
Bloomsburg University Foundation.
Tickets are available at the
BTE box office in the Alvina
Krause Theatre, 226 Center St.,
Bloomsburg, Pa., or call 7848181 (10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Tues. Fri., Noon - 4 p.m. Sat.) BU
I.D.s with valid Community
Activities stickers. Students
must pick-up tickets in person.
The International Relations
club will meet Sunday, Oct. 18
at 8 p.m. in the Coffeehouse.
Wie Jei will give a presentation
about Chinese culture and art.
SOAR will sponsor a hayride Oct. 25. The cost is $3.00
per person. Please bring hot
dogs and marshmellows for a
cook-out. Call 389-4044 for
more information. Children are
welcomed to attend.
An alumni , student and faculty mixer will be held in the
President's Lounge in the Kehr
Union Building, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m.,
Friday, Oct. 23.The purpose of
the mixer is to have alumni
share career information with
university students and faculty. The event is open to all
majors and is sponsored by the
Husky Ambassadors.
December graduates who
have been involved in organizations and held leadership
positions during their college
years may be eligible for a service key award.
Forms will be available at
the Information desk beginning Friday, Oct. 16, and are
due back to the Inform ation
desk Nov. 6 at 4 p.m.

A new potato bar will be offered in Line D of the Scranton Commons each Tucsdayand Thursday evening. The bar is an entree
alternative and Will Offer a Variety Of potato toppings.
Photo by Robert Finch and Gerry Moore

Sup reme Court stalls on ruling

School press freedoms examined

by David Savage

L.A. Times-Washington Post Service

The Supreme Court heard lively
debate Tuesday on two controversial
questions: does the Constitution 's
guarantee of freedom of the press
exten d to student journalists and are
military contractors immune from
suits by servicemen injured or killed
by defective products?
The press freedom case is significant because, despite scores of
clashes over the years between student editors and high school and college administrators, the Supreme
Court has never ruled on whether the
institutions can legally censor material in sponsored newspapers.
The second case could have an
enormous financial impact on the defens e industry , as well as affecting
suits filed in connection with the crash
of the space shuttle Challenger last
year. The Supreme Court has ruled
that the military and its officers are

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The Association of Public
Relations Students will present
a guest speaker at its general
meeting on Thursday, Oct. 15
at 7 p.m. in Multi-C of the Kehr
Union. Studen ts from any major are invited to come.
APRS is also sponsoring a
trip to the Press-Enterprise on
Monday, Oct. 19. Anyone interested in going should meet at
the tri-level at 6:45 p.m. with
cars.
Anyone purchasing INXS
tickets before Friday, Oct. 16 at
3:30 p.m. will be registered to
win a free dinner for two, donated by Russells,a limo ride to
the show, and backstage passes
for two.
INXS will perform in at
Nelson Fieldhouse on Tuesday, Oct. 27 at 8 p.m.
Senior class dues will be
collected Oct. 19-23, 10 a.m. 2 p.m., in Kehr Union's MultiA. Dues are $10.
Bloomsburg University 's
radio stations, WBUQ-FM and
WBSC-AM, will hold a general meetingOct. 15 at 9 p.m.
in McCormick Center for
Human Services Room 2229.
All members must attend
and new members are welcome. Plans for homecoming
will be discussed.
QUEST is offering a backpacking weekend course for
women on Oct. 16-18. The cost
is $40.\No previous backpacking experience is necessary.
For more information , call
QUEST at 389-4323.

prosecute them.
The U.N. files were compiled by
the War Crimes Commission , which
was established in London in 1943
and completed its work in 1948. The
17-nation panel comp iled a list of
38,000 names and 12,000 dossiers on
individuals, much of it raw data. One
of those on the list is former U.N. Secretary General Kurt Waldheim.
Until now the files have been accessible only to governments on a confidential basis. But Israel - which has
been allowed to examine the files over
the past year, including the Waldheim
dossier - has pressed Secretary General Javier Perez de Cuellar to open
them for more general use. The
United States has backed this request.
Perez de Cuellar has said the decision
is up to the 17 former members of the
commission , and all have agreed to
increased access, but disagree widely
on the extent. Perez de Cuellar is to
meet with the members Wednesday in
New York.
Hier said some members, including
France, have expressed fears that t he
raw files and list of names, many of
them misspelled and duplicated ,
could be used to smear innocent
people if release.

by Glenn Frankel

L.A.Times- Washington Past Service

immune from all suits arising from
matters that are "incident to service."
But the justices have never decided
whether that blanket of immunity
should extend to makers of products
used by the military.
The school press case arose in 1983
when a high school principal in the St.
Louis suburb of Hazlewood , Mo.,
ordered that a series of articles on
teen-age pregnancy be deleted from
the school paper. The students sued
and an appeals court ruled in their
favor, concluding that the articles
were neither libelous nor "disruptive."
Tuesday, school attorney
Robert P. Baine Jr. told the Supreme
Court that administrators should have
absolute authority over the content of
the paper. It was paid for by the school
and was "part of the curriculum " on
which students are graded , making it
appropriate for school rather than
student , control, he said.
Leslie.D. Edwards, representing the

students, said that the paper was set
up as a voice for the students, pointing
out that each issue carried a disclaimer
saying that the articles did not represent official school positions.
"Once you have a vehicle for student expression , school control cann
ot be absolute," Edwards argued.

Voice photographers' meeting.
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in The Voice office. Attendance
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Sponsored by the Department of
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gives students a chance to hone their
skills as well as learn about recent developments in the field.
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The Simon Wiesijnthal Center, the
Jewish Nazi-hunting organization ,
Tuesday released a list of 10 mostwanted World War II criminals it
believes are still alive, in an attempt to
press the United Nations to open its
extensive war-crimes files for restricted public use.
Rabbi Marvin Hier, dean of the
center, told a press conference here h
is group feared that the United Nations may restrict access to its files to
historians and academic researchers
and not allow Hicr 's group to examine
the records for investigativepurposes.
"It is imperative that murderers of
our people not be protected by the
very body set up to prosecute them ,
said Hier.
To illustrate the urgency of the issue, the Wiesenthal center named 10
war-crimes suspects from the U.N.
list who it believes are still at large.
Among them: Gestapo head Heinrich
Mueller , last seen in 1945 at Adolf
Hitler 's Berlin bunker; three deputies
of Adolf Eichmann , the German official in charge of org*anizing the transportation of Jews to the death camps
who was executed by Israel; and three
doctors who allegedly selected gas- Top ten sweetheart
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The top ten Homecoming SweetHier said that releasing the U.N. files
on these men could help force govern- heart candidates are:
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Amy Hahn
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sponsored by the Provost 's Lecture
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Morning and afternoon workThe final elections will be held Oct.
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Unconventional cars don't sell
by Glenn Schwab
Staff Writer
Automotive designers in the United
States and overseas usually have a
good idea of what the public wants
and needs in a car, but they occasionally make m istakcs. Anyone ever hear
of the 1954 Corvette Station Wagon?
How about the '69 Torino King Cobra? No? Don 't feel left out - not loo
many people have.
While both of these were seriously
considered for production , neither car
was made in quantity. Unfortunatel y,
this can 't be said of the Lamborghini
LM002 or the Saleen Mustane.
The LM002 is the ultimate fourwheel drive vehicle. Its 444-horsepowcr V-12 eng ine , high ground
clearance and enormous 345/60YR
17-inch tire s enable ihe LM002 to gc
dirough rough terrain like a tank.
This is no coincidence , since this
Lamborghini was desi gned by Mobility Technology International , an
American defense contractor, as an
all-terrain vehicle widi possible military uses. The LM002' s four-cam
engine with six two-barrel carbure tors was seen by the military as being
too complicated to serve in the field.
This decision left Lamborchini

with very little in the way of a buying
market for their 6780 pound bchemodi . Several dozen were sold as
scout cars in the Middle East since
1982 and a few have been sold in the
U.S. to those who could afford the
5120,000 pricetag.

the stock springs and shocks for more
performance-minded pieces, and substituting cast-aluminum , five-bolt
wheels with wider tires for the more
mundane Ford four-bolt units.

The LX also receives flared wheel
wells , side skirts, a front spoiler which
channels air through ducts to die radiator and frontbrakes and a graphics
treatment in the form of three , thick
racing stripes along the lower body
panels. The Mustang 's drivclrain is
untouched , the onl y outstanding performance modification being the
availability of a hi gher rear-axle ratio.

While the Saleen Mustan g comes in
at a much more realistic price
(S 19.900) it is almost as big an exercise in futility as the LM002. This
modified Ford is the brainchild of
Steve Saleen. a racing driver who
thought ihat die re-introduced 19S2
Mustang GT would be the perfect
basis for a limited-run . modified special similar to the GT 350 and 500
Mustangs turned out by Carrol Shelby
in lite mid-to-late '60s.
A Saleen Mustang starts out as a
Mustang LX equipped with Ford' s
fairly potent 5.0 liter High Output V8.

While all this mi ght sound goal on
paper , it just doesn 't make it in die real
world. For your 519,900 investment ,
you get a car that looks a lot like a
Mustang GT and is inferior to the GT
as far as performance is concerned.
The Salecn 's top speed is 12 milcspcr-hour less than die GT' s, and its
quarter mile time is only a tenth of a
second quicker than the GT's. Best of
all , the Saleen costs only about S7 .000
more than a fully equi pped Mustang
GT.
A 'performance special' , huh?
Makes about as much sense as a tank
made by Lamborghini.

After the arrival at Saleen Autosportin California , the LX undergoes
several major modifications to transform it into a Steve Saleen special.
These changes include such things as
replacing the Mustang 's inherentl y
weak front disc/rear drum brake
combo with four-wheel discs , trading

A look at musical talent at BU
by Douglas Kapson
Staff Writer
It happened again , just the other
day.
It happened just the way it always
happens.
Lisa Cellini , features editor , asked
me for a favor.
"Doug, '" she pleaded , "would you
please do a piece on the Pops Concert? " This was, of course , coming
from the person who told me I was a
lousy reporter. She knew how much I
hate to write factual pieces, and yet ,
she asked this of me.
I have agreed to write this piece,
because the Pops Concert is worth the
effort. It is an entertaining way to
spend the Sunday afternoon of Homecoming Weekend with your friends or
parents.

The Pops Concert. What is it? Some
typ ical BU students:
"Oh , yeah . I heard about that drops
concert. Isn 't that the one where they
make an entire symphony out of dropping eggs?"
No.
"The pops consort? Of course I' ve
heard of it. That 's the new rock coalition , right?"
And the survey says, "buzz."
"Popcorn? Can 't get enoug h of it."
Oh picase.... gang, let me tell you.
The Homecoming Pops Concert is put
on by BU' s own choral groups.
The Concert Choir, led by Dr. William Decker, will dance and sing.
Some of the numbers slated for Oct.
25 are The Love Theme from "Ice
Castles, " N ew York , New York , and
Bark to the Future .

The BU' s Women 's Choral Ensemble will also be performing at the
Pops Concert. The Women 's Ensemble is directed by die talented Dr.
Wendy Miller.
The Husk y Singers , BU' s all-male
chorus , will also be on hand to render
their versions of "Sp lish , Sp lash ,"
"Yello w Submarines " and "The
Chariots of Fire " theme.
There will also be man y solo groups
featuring, among others , Andre Wills
and Patrick Murphy singing Billy
Joel' s Baby Grand.

by Lynne Ernst
Features Editor
It 's here again. Arctic zone weather
is upon us , and we all know what that
means - yes, runny noses and coughing is back again , too. And it makes
me think back to a time when things
were better , when I could miss a day of
classes widiout worry, when I could
sit around and watc h cartoons and
enjoy the comforts of home.
I don 't know about most people, but
when I' m sick, I' m miserable - espe-

cially when I have a cold up at school.
I used to be clueless about why my
college colds lasted for so long, but
then it hit me. My mom isn 't here to
cater to my needs, and neither is the
university .
Point blank , moms are saints when
it comes to colds. I can complain for
hours on end about how awful I feel ,
and mom still has undying sympath y
for me. I never realized how horrible
my whining probably sounds until I
experienced it first hand this summer

as a camp counselor. As night would
fall , homesickness would often creep
in on the campers , and whines and
crys could be heard Uiroug hout the
tents. Although it sounds heartless, I
did what any rational camp counselor
would do. I played possum. This leads
me to believe that sympath y must be
somehow be purely linked to maternal instincts.

t'hc Astonishingn Neal. along with assistant Linda Reimer , uses thought to bend nails if: Saturday 's performance at Carver Hall.

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Hypnotist mesmerizes audience

by Mara Gummoc
Staff Writer
Bending nails. Describing object
while blindf olded. Hypnotizing subjects. Impossible? Not for The Astonishing Ncal who performed all of
these feats last Saturday night in
Carver Hall.
An accomp lished hypnotist and
entertainer , Eugene Ncal has been
practicing his skills for the last 21
years. "I first discovered my powers
of ESP at the age of five ," Neal
said ,"This is my own little piece of
uniqueness. "
Ncal performs on over 100 campuses yearl y and has been seen on PM
Magazine , The Mike Douglas Show,
and Real People tiirce times , one of
which he drove a car at die Schaffcr
500 at a speed of 100 m.p.h. - after
being blindfolded by the show 's host,
Skip Stevenson!

The performer is currentiy working
on the release of a weight loss tape,
"Lose Weight Today, The Ncal
Way ," which features techniques
developed at The Ncal Way SelfImprovement Center. The tape will
appear on selected cable TV stations
in the near future.
In his show, a blindfolded Ncal had
an assistant obtain a dollar from a
member of the audience. When the
blindfold was removed he easily returned the money to its proper owner.
Ncal also invited the audience to be
hypnotized. Stressing concentration
and relaxation , Neal put his subjects
into a state of deep relaxation. Concentrating only on his voice, participants laughed hystericall y from tickling, grimaced and coughed from a
bad smell , and jumped off a hot floor
- none of which existed. The subjects
were unaware of what they were

doing, but the audience , who laughed
hysterical!, was.
Neal finished the show with
"Ghostbusters". "Ncal is invisible ,"
he told his subjects," all you sec is his
microphone floating in the air. " The
subjects all scrambled and ran for the
side of the stage , looking very frightened .Through a course of events, they
were instructed to sneak up on Ncal' s
ghost and blow him away with their
imaginary ray guns.
In concluding the show , Neal gave
each of the participants three gifts of
the mind: the ability to relax and
remember while taking exams, listening to lectures, and studying.
Neal added Uiat ,"You move in the
direction of your dominant thinking."
He also said ,"Wc sec the world not as
it is but as we arc; it 's not what happens that matters, it 's how you react to

A fine double quartet is offered by
the Huskies and Women 's Ensmble.
So be at a Haas Auditorium on
Sunday the25th at2:30p.m. You 'll be
in for a great treat. Oh , and tell 'em
Doug sent you.

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these three attentive spectators had the best seats in the house as they viewed a recent football game from the press box.
came up with the idea of putting the
Pholo bv TJ Kernmerer
Health Center in McCormick. Al|though I' ve been accused of being
illog ical at times, it doesn 't take a
The story, written by Joe Eszterhas keepsake from Obie 's late father,
logical mind to realize that sick by Michael Wilmington
L.A.
Times-Washington
Post
Service
and directed by Robert ("F-X") Man- Scam volunteers, for a hefty price, to
people aren 't going to want to travel
, tries for a Huckleberry Finn help him get it back.
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In
movies
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keep things in proportion. "Big comic-epic style in a "Mean Streets"
At that point, if the film makers had
over.
Shots" has a premise that ought lo milieu - and , for a while, it seems as if let things develop logically, kept the
And it's not so much the fact that yield pure movie gold: The oddball it might succeed :
movie within Seam 's neighborhood ,
next to Waller, McCormick is the odyssey of a pair of 12-year-olds - a
let us feel the bite, breath and pulse of
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farthest building away on campus that while suburbanite and a black ghetto
Become a little comic or sentimen- the place, this movie mi ght have been
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kid - triggered when the white boy, tal gem , like "Stand By Me" or "The memorable, even delightful. But , inI
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stead, they succumb almost immediObie (Ricky Busker) has his watch Little Kidnappers. "
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Both boys here are fatherless - ately to that new Hollywood obsesJ
of the cough drops and Sudafed pack- adventure on Chicago 's South Side. Obie's is dead, and Seam 's has van- sion: car chases. Eventuall y, they give
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But , somehow , despite excellent ished - and the sense of loss binds us not one car chase, but several |
along with numerous car thefts, a
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violent smashup and a huge explosion
idea gets inflated - ludicrously. By the
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others, am forced to tolerate the strous proportions, the equivalent of a (Darius McCrary) is old beyond his Either you can accept these preposweather and the cold it has given to huge pink candied heart, five-stories- years: an expert at hot-wiring cars, terous plot twistss ouUnaneuvering
me. But Saturday, come hell or high hig h , being towed along by revved-up buddy to the local fence, Johnny Red or you cannot. And , if you cannot ,
(Paul Winfield.) After witnessing the now is the time to bail out.
water, I'll be heading back home Mack trucks.
because- 1 WANT MY MOMMY!
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Lustmen 101' offe red to college stu dents

by Jennifer Thrasher
for The Voice
Editor 's Note: The author of this
controversial piece asked to have her
real jname withheld , and substituted
this byline instead. The Voice welcomes all comments regarding this
two-part story.
Many college women pursue "lustmen." It's not enough that coursework, jobs, or organizations take up
so much of our time. Every one of my
friends in school has a lustman , or
men , and the pursuit of them takes up
as much time as any senior level
course in micro-biology.
I have a lustman. In fact, I've had
several. They change from time to
time, usually after I realize that the
god I' ve been chasing for weeks
hasn 't really been worth the effort.
Why do I continue pursuing a lustman? Diversion is good excuse. It
gives me something to focus my attention on , plan for, and look forward
to. I can think about him in class
(when the prof' s lecture doesn 't interest me), write his name in my notes

books (only his initials in case someone who knows him should notice it),
and daydream about our future together.
More than thought is involved
when pursuing a lustman. A great deal
of time and effort should be put into
the tracking of your chosen one, if you
are truly serious about him and arc absolutely sure that this guy will be
better than the last.
' I'm still looking, though I have lo
admit the work is tedious, and often
disappointing. For example , my
freshman lustman (yes, a new one
every school year, sometimes every
semester) 'moved next door during
my junior year.
I knew the tracking process would
be much easier, and it was. Unfortunately, I found out too much about
him , and my bubble was burst.
Eventually, I found a different lustman , but I had learned a valuable
lesson. Never take guys too seriousl y
- they don 't think about us half as
much as we think about them.
In any case, tracking luslmcn is an
exciting, and thoroughly entertaining

sport. Stick to the rules I've listed , and
feel free to add your own. Nothing is
cut and dried with men , but some principles are tried and true.
We'll start the course, Lustmen
101, with a few basic rules to remember about the quarry in general. Again ,
they have been proven.
1. All guys are basically jerks, and
when you forget they remind you - as
often as necessary!
2. "Men - can 't live with them , can 't
live without them." This is simply not
true! A better version of this popular
axiom mi ght be: "Men - can 't live
with them , can 't shoot them." (Unless
you 've got a solid alibi , and a sharp
lawyer.)
3. They like to think they don 't need
us, and that we don 't need them.
Wrong! They need us! Who would do
their laundry, teach them how to cook
macaroni and cheese without ruining
a pan every time , and how to change
vacuum cleaner bags? (Who arc we
kidding? We have to show them how
lo vacuum , too.)
Do we need them? Some women
might be convinced we do, but they

Elwell dean is new 'kid' on block

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by Sharon Getty
for The Voice
Her red, 1985 Mazda RX-7 reflects her exhilarating personality as
she moves about the campus, appearing to be just another studen t
because of her petite, 5'2" figure,
her short chestnut curls, and her
stone-washed Levi' s jacket. She is
the new kid on the block, but she is
not a student.
She is Jeanne Kapsak, the new
resident director of Elwell. At age
23, she is the youngest director on
campus.
A native of Berwick, she graduated from Berwick Area High
School in 1982. Kapsak she enrolled at Penn State University in
August of 1982.
She was a member of the American Association for Counseling and
Development, the American College Personnel Association , and of
the American Council on Education/National Identification, Program for Advancement in Higher
Education Administration .
While at PSU, Kapsak worked as
co-instructor of a counselor education course, and as orientation chairperson for 3,000 new students at
PSU. As a resident advisor, she
became familiar with the functions
of residence life.
In 1986, she graduated from Penn
State with her B.S. in administrative
justice. After graduation , Kapsak
left Pennsylvania and accepted the
position of resident director at
Mount Saint Mary's College in
Newburgh .New York. Her stay was
brief because Kapsak was eager to
return to Pennsylvania.

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Hamp is
refreshing
change

by Lisa Mack
for The Voice
The Bloomsburg University Celebrity Artist Series presented Lionel
Hampton last Sunday at the Haas
Center for the Humanities in Mitrani
Hall. Hampton , along with a 16member orchestra performed modern
jazz music before an enthusiastic
audience.
Hampton , who has traveled
extensively, listened to different ethnic songs and used them in creating
many contemporary jazz hits. The
Japanese folk song Socora captivated
the audience.
The instruments used during the
concert were the p iano, drums, bass,
percussion, trumpet, trombone and
saxophone. Together they added a
blend that took the audience back to
the 1930s.
Hampton has a talent to play each
instrument with the grace and skill of
a professional. When watching him
play the vibraharp, piano , or drums,
Hampton transmitted energy into the
audience.
For the finale, Hampton played
When The Saints Go Marching In
which really captured the audiences'
attention.
Although most college students listen to rock music, Hampton 's show
offered an interesting blend of music
which was a nice change from the
norm.

Jeanne Kapsak, the new resident dean of Elwell Hall , is often mistaken for a student
because of her age.
I'hoio by Jessie Rae

At mount saint Mary s t learnea a
lot. I knew that this people-oriented
field was where I wanted to be,"
Kapsak said of her position.
"When I got back to the area, I was
so impressed by the growth of
Bloomsburg as a place of quality
education. It's a lot different from the
way I remember it as a kid."
Soon after returning, Kapsak applied for her position and was interviewed by Dr. Jcrrold A. Griffis , vice
president of student life. When asked
about Kapsak, Griffis replied , "Isn 't
she something? I was very impressed
by her. She is energetic, sincere,
bright, and she showed it as she sat
there."
As to why Bloomsburg hired her,
Kapsak commented, "I'm young. I

can relate to the RA s and I can
share their concerns. They needed
someone who could get involved ,
especiall y in a building this size."
She hopes to contribute a great
deal during her stay here. "I encourage my RA' s to gain all types of experience, because there is 'out-ofclass' learning, too."
What does the future look like for
Jeanne Kapsak?
"I want lo take some writing
courses, and I want to take some
courses toward a masters degree in
counselor education/higher education administration. Maybe I'll
become a dean of students , or something to that effect. " Being an avid
horse fan , she adds, "And I'll have
horses, of course...."

are usually the ones that have had
steady boyfriends for the past six
years. Think of all the things women
can do on their own! We know how to
take care of ourselves in all of the
essential areas of life.
My point is that humans were not
put on this earth with the automobile,
and the fact that most women don 't
know a piston from an oil filter should
not be held against us.
Guys use the "helpless women"
routine (especially when dealing with
cars) to make them feel important*It's
one of the only things they know more
about than we do. But personally,
none of my lustmen are ever touching
my car unless they have aPh.D in auto
mechanics.
Remembering these th ree simple
princi ples will keep things in perspective when tracking a lustman. As I
gain more experience in the sport , I'm
sure I add more to the list.

"What now?" thinks Mark Ca>nire as lie watches the game. Don Snyder has a
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Link exists between mice and men

a high-fat diet, then analyzed the
results as the mice developed signs of
atherosclerosis, including low levels
of HDL. Also, the Ath genes these
animals carried were found to be
different from the Ath genes in mice
that were resistant to atherosclerosis.
Paigen said her studies have also
shown that "there is tremendous
similarity between humans and mice
in their HDL levels." But in the past,
the similarity was hard to see in mice
that weren't specifically bred for that
purpose.
The recent mouse work shows that
animals that inherit "susceptibility
genes" tend to have low amounts of
HDL in their blood. Animals that
inheri t "resistance genes" are protected by high amounts of HDL in
their blood. And some animals that
inherit a combination of the " genes
end up at intermediate risk for coronary artery disease.
The mice with high-risk genes causing them to have too little HDL
in their blood - tend to develop the
classic symptoms of heart disease,
developing the fat-clogged arteries
like, those , seen in human heart disease victims.

by Robert Cooke

suggests that only certain segments
of the human population are suscepUntil now, the mouse has not been tible to heart disease. Genetic eviconsidered a useful model for human dence may provide an accurate way
heart disease studies. But recent to identif y persons at highest risk.
work by Dr. Beverl y Paigen and her
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colleagues suggests that animals mice, she added, it may also be posbred especiall y for heart research can sible to find exactly which genes arc
answer difficult questions posed by important in human disease. She alheart disease in humans.
ready has evidence that two specifi c
Pai gen , from Children 's Hospital genes exist that control the risk, and
in Oakland , Calif., said that certain she suspects there may be more.
genes that seem to control the risk of
The genes on which Paigen and her
heart disease are found in both spe- colleagues are focusing seem to concies, and they appear to work in trol the metabolism of specifi c fats
almost identical ways.
called high-density lipoproteins
More important , because the (HDL). Research has suggested that
mouse can be used for experiments having ample amounts of HDL in the
that arc impossible in humans , it of- blood apparently protects some
fers a powerfu l new tool for under- people against head, disease or at
standing what role different factors, least tends to reduce the risk.
such as fat in the diet , or exercise, Paigen said that the two genes replay in heart disease.
centl y found in mice, which she has
"This is the first good mouse named Ath-1 and Ath-2 , seem to
model for human atherosclerosis ," control the amount of "good cholesPaigen said. As research continues , terol" in the bloodstream , protecting
he added , "I think we're going to end against the development of heart
up with a battery of tests" that will disease.
help predict which people are most at
Using mice that were bred for
risk for heart disease. . .. ,. ,, , .. , , ., genetic susceptibility,to heart disease
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The Twins don't dominate you, they just outplay you

By Marty Noble
The smugness thai annual ly exists
in the American League East seemed
to have legitimate basis again this
year. And again it overflowed into the
postseason .
Despite the difficulties the Boston
Red Sox experienced with the California Angels last October and the
playoff defeat the Toronto Blue Jays
endured against the Kansas City
Royals in 1985, there appeared to be
no reason - other than what Bill Virdon used to call "hidden gibberish" to expect the Minnesota Twins to be
any more than a foil in the Detroit
Tigers march to the World Series.
But even "hidden gibberish ,"
Virdon 's term for the law of averages,
does not explain how the Twins "did
in " the favored Tigers in five games or
how they dominated the team th at
compiled the most victories in baseball in the regular season.
Few postseason baseball championshi ps have been so stunning as the
Twins' success in the American
League Championshi p Series.
The Los Angeles Dodgers' defea t of
the highly regarded 1977 Philadelphia Phillies comes to mind , as do the
New York Mets' victory in 1973
against the Cincinnati Reds, the Bos-

ton Red Sox ' elimination of the defending World Series champion
Oakland A's in 1975 and the San
Diego Padres ' victory against the
Chicago Cubs in 1984.
Few playoff champions have been
so thorough in their domination of an
opponent , much less a team that was
so statistically superi or.
But the champions of the very
ordinary American League West performed at an extraordinary level.
Scouts from other organizations
spoke with amazement on only one
topic: how the Twins had performed
so well and given one of the best team
performances in recent memory of
postseason play.
' Sparky Anderson , manager of the
Detroit Tigers, was dul y impressed as
well.
"This ballclub (the Twins)," he
said , "casne in here with more get- upand-go than any team I have ever
played against in a playoff. And I was
whipped by the (1973) Mets ... But
I've never seen a club come in with so
much desire..."

The Tigers cannot be faulted , except perhaps for Anderson 's qucstiona blc strategy and the failures of
Darrcll Evan s in Game 4. If ihe favor-

ites were ineffective otherwise, they
were made that way by the Twins. The
Twins ' defense, an unrecognized
quantity , became recognized for its
quality. And the Twins ' pitchers allowed the Tigers' season-long heroes
few opportunities for heroics.
The Tigers batted .240. Having determined Kirk Gibson couldn 't
handle a fastball above his waist, the
Twins reduced Gibson to a base
stealer after his Game 1 home run.
They wouldn 't allow Evans (no runs ,
no RBI) to beat them. Alan Trammel 1
faded almost as dramatically. Trammel! had five total bases and an onbase percentage of .238.

ing them in any one phase, but beating
them in each. As well as the Twins
played , they might have handled the
1984 World Series champion Tigers
with only slightl y more trouble.
The Twins' five-game performance provides insi ght into how a team
tha t was outscorcd (806-786) and
outpitched (4.47 opponents' ERA to
the Twins ' 4.63) during the regular
season can emerge from that season as
a survivor and a champion.
"We did everything ri ght and everything at the right time whenever we
absolutely had to do it," Tom Brunansk y said. "They didn 't lose this scries.

This is the 61st meeting between
Bloomsburg and Mansfield, making
it the longest running scries on the
Huskies ' schedule. The Huskies have
a 36-20 edge in the series, including a
51-26 win a year ago in Redman Stadium. There have been four lies.
Bloomsburg has won the last four
meetings, and the teams played to a 77 deadlock in 1982. The last Mansfield victory was in 198! by a 36-26
score.
In last year's contest, runningback
Tom Martin rushed for 116 yards and
tied a Bloomsburg single-game rec-

Jays should have fueled the T igers,
not sapped their strength. What did
the 1978 Yankees do after their taxing
playoff victory against the Red Sox?
They flew to Kansas City and buried
the Royals the following day.
And regardless, once the Twins
won the First two games, the Tigers
should have been recharged. They
had to recognize by then they were in
the heavyweight division.
They hadn 't expected that. But
when they saw it , they knew it was
real. The Twins didn 't cork or scuff or
luck out.
"What they did," Morris said, "is

when they did some scan test. I don 't
know. Ask the doctors about it."
Clark has batted four times since his
injury. He popped out once and struck
out twice and , on the first appearance,
he missed a pitch , collapsed and
limped off the field.
In almost all cases, torn ligaments
require surgery. The revelation o f the
injury raises some questions.

Jim Lmdeman started at first base
the Cardinal s Tuesday night. Willie
McGee, who was questionable because of a sore left wrist, started in
center field. But Herzog dropped
McGee from fifth to seventh in his
lineup against left-hander Dave
Dravecky.
"He can't really hit too well from
the right side," Herzog said. " I really
was thinking about not playing him.
But he said he can swing and he wants
to play."
McGee took a cortisone shot during
the final weekend of the regular season. He declined to take another one.
"He said it doesn't help him any,"
Herzog said.
The Cardinals limped into Game 6
in bad shape all around. They trailed
the Giants in the series, three games to
two. In addition to injuries lo Clark
and McGee, the Cardinals played one
game without third baseman Terry
Pendleton, who twisted an ankle, and
they lost pitcher Greg Mathews after
three innings in Game 5 because of a
strained right thigh muscle.

beat the hell out of us."

The Jack Clark mystery is
over, he has torn ligaments

The Twins beat Jack Morris in their
Mclrodomc , battered Walt Terrell in
Tiger Stadium and showed no respect
for Doyle Alexander in cither
ballpark . And after all that home-road
propaganda , the site of the games had
by Tom Verducci
no discernible impact on the outcome.
Jack Clark has ended the mystery
Finall y, the Twins exp loited the Tigers ' greatest weakness: the bullp en. on why he has been oulof the St. Louis
Mike Hcnncman comp iled a 10.80 Cardinals' lineup for more than a
ERA , and Willie Hernandez made month with a "sprained ankle. " Actuone brief ineffective appearance and ally, the injury is much worse. Clark
The revealed he has torn ligaments in his
said he wants out of Motown.
Twins outplayed the favorites in ev- right ankle.
The Cardinal s apparently have
ery facet of the game, never dominatknown for some time that Clark suffered ligament damage when he fell
while avoiding a lag on Sept. 9. But
they never announced the injury was
ord by scoring three times. Jay DeDea anything more than a sprained ankle
completed 17 of 29 passes 280 yards, with some damage to the surrounding
and backup Paul Venesky completed soft tissue.
the only pass he threw for a 25-yard
"If that 's all it was, I would have
touchdown. Mansfield' s Craig Jobes been back ," Clark said Monday night
performed very well in the contest and before Game 6 of (lie National League
has been the starter ever since. He Championshi p Scries. "We didn 't
completed. 10 of 25 passes for 210 want anybody to know , in case I could
yards and two touchdowns.
pinch hit."
Sarurday 's game can be heard live
Whitcy Herzog, the Cardinal manon WHLM radio AM 55.0 beg inning ager, would not confirm what Clark
at 1 p.m. with "Husky Countdown ," had admitted. When he was asked if
an interview with Adrian. Play-by- the injury originall y was misread , he
play will be provided by Jim Doyle said , "We knew it was a bad sprain.
and Jack Burns.
Then they found some tissue damage

Huskies to take on Mansfield

from page 8
He has spread around his passes
with flanker JohnWood on the receiving end of the most with 20 receptions
for 265 yards and a touchdown.
Fullbacks Tim Sharp and Mike
Ragni arc the leading ground gainers
with 125 and 157 yards, respectively,
picked up his total on 36 carries, while
Ragni has carried the ball 41 limes.
In addition to the win at Millersville, coach Tom Elsasser's team
has victories over Alfred (27-23),
Cheyney (6-5) and Shippensburg (3514).

They could have played a little better,
maybe. But they didn 't play bad. We
played better. We won it without a lot
of help from them ."
The Tigers deserved credit for
maintaining their dignity in defeat.
They had done little to diminish the
Twins on the field and had the good
sense not to try to diminish their conquerors afterward . The Tigers didn 't
lean on a very available alibi: that they
had spent themselves in their final
weekend sweep of the Toronto. They
knew better.
"You 're drained by those games
only if you lose them ," Gibson said.
If anything, the demolition of the Blue

-Wh y would the Cardinals have exposed Clark 's ankle to a risk of further
damage?
-What if he had hit a ground ball and
had to run?
-Why would the Cardinal s keep
him on their 24-man playoff roster?
He is using a valuable spot on a
roster that has onl y eight pitchers and
includes four other wounded players.
Clark appeared only once in the
first five games of the championship
scries. He struck out in Game 3
against Alice Hammaker.
He looked like he was trying not to
fall down ," San Francisco manager
Roger Craig said.

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Bloomsburg set to face Mounties

The Bloomsburg University football team will face a severe test when
the Huskies travel to Man sfield this
Saturday, Oct. 17, for a meeting with
the surprising Mounties. The contest
is scheduled for 1:30 p.m. in
Mansfield' s Karl Van Norman Stadium.
Bloomsburg enters the game with a
4-2 mark following last wcck;s 14-0
triumph over visiting Cheyney. The
win also lifted the Huskies to a 2-1
record in the Pennsylvania
Conference 's Eastern Division.
Mansfield dropped its season opener
to Edinboro but has won four straight
games, including a stunning 13-3 win
at Millcrsvillc a week ago. The
Mounties arc 2-0 in die division and
tcid with West Chester for the top
spot.
Quarterback Jay DeDea completed
two of his first three passes against
Cheyney to wide receiver Jeff Sparks
for touchdowns for all the points the
Juskics needed in last week' s victory.
After defensive end Duanc Hetlich
recovered a fumble by the Wolves on
the visitors ' 26 yard line the Huskies
tood advantage of the good field position on their second series of the

On second down . Do Pea hit Sparks
in the endzone for iho score just 5:24
into the contest. On the nest possession , the same duo combined again as
DeDea hit a wide-open Sparks , and
the sophomore outran the Cheyney
defense 89 yards for the Huskies '
second and final score of the afternoon.

ramp .

In the contest , DeDea completed 11
of 19 passes for 285 yards. He now
th rown for 1075 yards this season on
an 81 of 177 performance and has
tossed seven scoring passes. His second touchdown pass tied him with
Rich Lichtcl (1965-67) for the
school' s career record for touchdown
passes (43).
Sparks 's two touchdown catches
were his onl y receptions of the day
and gave him 14 for the season for 249
yards and three touchdowns.
Tight end John Rockmorc is the
club' s leading receiver with 21
catches for 216 yard s and one score.
He made just one catch in the
Cheyney contest for 20 yards.
The Huskies ' rushing attack
struggled against the tough Cheyney
defense, which entered the game rated
numbe r one in the nation in total de-

The Bloomsburg University
women 's tennis team will join 12
other units trying to unsea t defending
champion Clarion in the Pennsylvania Conference Champ ionshi ps this
Friday and Saturday, Oct. 16-17. The
event , beg inning at 8 a.m. on Friday
morning will be played at the Hershcy
Racquet Club' s eight -court indoor
complex in Hershcy, Pa.
¦
Clarion won last year 's crown by
winning live of the tourney 's nine
flights and placing second in another

bracket. The Golden Eagles ' 27
points in the competition tied a conference record set by the Huskies
when tlicy won the 1985 title. The
Huskies finished second last year
with 22 points and had two sing les
titlists and one doubles champion.
Shi ppensburg was third a year ago
and will join the Huskies as the teams
with the best chance to dethrone Clarion , the heavy prc-tournamcnl favorite.
The Huskies ended the regular sea-

fense, gaining just 26 total yard s on 37
rushes.
Tom Martin was held to 32 yards on
13 carries giving him 381 yards and
94 carries this season.
He is the squad' s scoring leader
with four rushing touchdowns , and
one of his 12 receptions for 140 yards
has also resulted in a touchdowns , and
one of his 12 receptions for 140 yards
has also resulted in a touchdown .
Leonard Bluitt gained 28 yards last
week and now has 176 yards on 43
carries and two touchdowns. He has
caught 15 passes for 192 yards.

The Huskies ' defense has played
well in each of the last two games
allowing a loud of onl y three points by
Cheyney and East Stroudsburg , a 163 win. Last week , the Huskies forced
n i n e fumbles , five of which
Bloomsburg recovered. Hetlich was
credited with two of the recoveries,
while the team 's defensive point
leader, tackle Chris Gross, caused two
o/jthc fumbles. .
Gross has 41 tackles, two fumble
recoveries, three fumbles caused , two
pass breakups and 1.5 sacks in ihe first
six games. The sack leader is end
Todd Lcitzcl with four, and free safety

Derrick Hill has four interceptions to
top that category. Linebacker Wade
Pickett is the leading tackier with 52
hits followed by tackle Larry DcLuca
and linebacker Gene Strafacc with 43
and 42, respectively.
Mansfield' s defense enjoyed an
outstanding afternoon at Millcrsvillc
stifling the Marauder 's offense
tliroughoput the contest and accounting for one of the touchdowns. Nose
guard Tcrrcncc Burton picked off a
deflected pass late in the game and ran
four yards for an insurance touchdown. Burto n also had 14 tackles and
tackles Rob Whcclock and Chuck
Powley combined for another 21 tackles and three sacks. Burton 's interception return for a score was the thirs one
by the Mounties ' defense in the last
two weeks. They returned two the
previous week in a 35-14 handling of
Shi ppensburg .
Most of the Mounties' effectiveness on offense has come via the arm
of quarterback Crai g Jobes. The junior has completed 64 of 159 passes for
811 yards and four touchdowns. Last
week, he completed 16 of 36 passes
for 232 yards but was intercepted four
times to add lo his season total of 14.
see HUSKIES page 7

Women, to compete in PC Tournev

son with a dual match record of 7-5, number five and Chris Labosky in the
including a 4-1 mark against PC op- sixth flight. McNeal has a 5-7 record
position. The team 's lone loss in con- and was 2-2 in conference play . Buie
ference action was a 7-2 defeat to has enjoyed a soled season posting a
7-5 dual mark while Labosky boasts
Shi ppensburg .
Junior Megan Clardc will be the the club' s top record at 11-1. Labosky
Huskies ' representative at number was a perfect 4-0 against PC opposione singles. She has a 3-9 record. tion , and Buie won three of the four
Clarke was a conference champion in matches in the conference.
1985 in the flight. Wendy Wcnhold , Coach Mike Herbert made a switch
the team 's lone returning conference in his doubles alignment early in the
champion , has moved up from the. season , and the new pairings have
number six sing les to the second posi- worked well for the Huskies. Clarke
tion this season and has an 8-4 m ark. and Wcnhold are 4-5 at first doubles,
She was 4-1 against PC opponents. and the team of Von Luehrte is 5-4 as
the number two team. The lone unit to
Cathy Von Luchrte was a semifi- play the entire season together connal ist at number three singles last sea- sists of Buie and another freshman ,
son and returns at that spot. She Jayme Arlow. They have combined
struggled early in campaign but has for a fine 8-3 record .
come on strong in recent outings, The Huskies have won two titles
winning four of her lastscven matches and tied for another since the current
tournament format was introduced in
to raise her record to 4-8.
Three fi rst-year performers round 1987, including two seasons ago
out the lineup witli Lindsay McNeal at when they captured five flights and
number four singles, Nancy Buie ai established the team scoring record .

Sparks has good game

The Huskies will travel to Mansfield this weekend to face the Mounties who are 2-0 in
the division
Pliolo by TJ Kcmmcrcr

by Troy Hunsinger
Staff Writer
The Huskies faced the number one
defense in Division II football
(Cheyney) and came out with a decisive win last Saturday with a 14-0
viciory.
Cheyney's defensive had only been
giving up an average of 114 yards per
game until tlicy met the Huskies from
Bloomsburg. The Huskies rolled up
311 in total yards against the Wolves.
Bloomsburg had 26 yards rushing and
285 yards passing. It is plain to see that
the Huskies used their passing attack
very effectively.
The Huskies used two big plays to
do their work for them. Jeff Sparks
was at the receiving end of two touchdown pasases by Jay DeDea. Sparks's
first reception was a 26 yard touchdown catch wilh 9:36 left in the first

quarter. Sparks's second touchdown
reception was an 89 yard catch also in
the first quarter with 6:59 remaining.
So far this year Sparks has 14 receptions for 249 yards, an average of 17.8
yards per game. He has three touchdowns , two of which were in this
game. Sparks's other touchdown this
year was against West Chester. He
had eight receptions for 97 yards and
one 33 yard touchdown reception. For
his achievements in this game, Sparks
was selected to the Eastern College
Athletic Conference Honor Roll.
Sparks joined the team as a quarterback but was soon switched to the
receiver position. According to receiver coach Dale Joyner, "Sparks
made the shift to receiver very well."
Coach Joyner said he has "lots of athletic ability and that we (the coaching
staff) had to find a place for him ."

The Bloomsburg University field hotkey team rcamianed unbeaten and retained their
number one national ranking this past week defeating Mansfield and Franklin and
r%>io by imtiaz A:;T:j
Marshall.

Field hockey wins
twice, soars to 14-0
by Liz Daccy
Staff Writer
The Bloomsburg University
field hockey team , currently
ranked first in the NCAA Division III poll , increased their winning streak to 14-0 with shut-outs
against Mansfield and Franklin
and Marshall.
On Monday, Bloomsburg devestated the Mansfield Mounties
3-0. The score did not reflect the
game, however, as Mansfield
only managed three shots in the
entire game, none of which were
on goal.
On the other end , the Huskies
swamped the Mounty defense
with 42 shots on goal and 16 penelaty corners to the Mansfield five.
It was Bloomsburg 's Sharon
Reilly who struck early in the
firs t half to start the team 's offensive drive. Later in the half , Betsy
Warmerdam hel ped the Huskies
to a 2-0 lead when she registered
her first goal of the season, on a
penalty stroke.
In the second half , Reilly
scored the third and final goal to
extend her already team leading
goal total to nine.
Lisa Vandermarck , had 20
saves and the Mounty defensive
line had one.

Yesterday, the Huskies took
on the Franklin and Marshall
Di plomats and again won by the
score of 3-0. Though BU only
outcornered the DipIomals ,1611, the Huskies easily outshot
Franklin and Marshall , 30-13.
Team captain , Reen Duffy,
scored six minutes into the first
half. Her co-captain , Cindy
Daeche, followed the lead five
minutes later and BU led 2-0.
Bloomsburg 's second leading
scorer , Alicia Terrizzi , then
scored the final goal late in the
first half. Terrizzi has seven
coals and three assists on the
season.
Franklin and Marshall' s
goalie, Maria Gaydos, had 18
saves and Bloomsburg 's goalie
tandem of April Kolar and Lori
Shelly, split seven saves.
The two BU goalies have combined to shut-out 10 of the 14
opponents so far this season.
Bloomsburg meets the defending national champions, and
currently the number six team in
the nation , Salisbury State, in
Maryland this weekend. The
Huskies will then return home
on Sunday at 1p.m. against Slippery Rock.

Sports office hours:
MWF 2-3:00 p.m.

Huskies win over Kutztown

The Bloomsburg University
Women's volleyball team was very
successful! last week as they defeated
all four of their opponents.
Those teams were Lycoming college, Kutztown University, Wilkes
College and rival Susquehanna University.
Their first home match of the season
which was Wednesday night against
Kutztown , proved to be one worth
watching. The Huskies defeated the
Golden Bears in four games by scores
of 13-15, 15-8, 15-10 and 15-7.
Serving was clearly the key to the
Husky victory. With four of the six
starting players serving 100%.
Lisa Goldfeder led the serving attack with 28 attempts, no errors and
four aces. Lesley Tusher attempted 16
and three aces. Senior captain Sue
Hall had 11 good serves and no errors,
while Denise Evans missed only two
of 20. Barb Duke also served 100

percent with five attempts. As a team ,
Bloomsburg served 93 percent.
Bloomsburg also had a strong defensive game, ending the match with
onl y five errors out of 73 attempts at
receiving Kutlztown serves.

kills. Amy Sechrist had nine kills,
while Sue Hall slammed seven.
The women travel to Millersville
toni ght to meet the Mauraders. On
Sunday, the Mauraders travel to
Bloomsburg for a 2 p.m. match in
Centennial Gym. On Monday , a 7
Offensively, it was junior Rachel p.m. match is scheduled in Centennial
Schrawder leading the way with 10 against Lycoming.

Intramural news

The Punt, Pass and Kick competi- Women and all are welcome to attend.
** * * *
tion which was scheduled for this
Rosters for Men 's and Women's InSunday, Oct. 18, at Redman Stadium
has been cancelled and will not be tramural Volleyball may be obtained
at the Intramural office , but must be
rescheduled.
returned by Thursday, Oct. 22.
Open Recreational volleyball is
tonight, Thursday at Nelson FieldTRYOUTS for the Men's Volleyhouse beginning at 8 p.m. The session ball Club Team will be held Saturday,
will begin with practice of the "Bump Oct. 24, from 5-7 p.m. and Sunday
Pass" and immediately followed by Oct. 25, from 7-9 p.m. (immediately
play at about 8:30. Open/Recreational following the women 's match) at
[Volleyball is open to Men and Centennial Gymnasium.
*fC •p »K "n *r*

The Bloomsburg University Women's volleyball club went undefeated in this past week's competition including a 3-1 victory over
Kutztown
Photo by Jim Loch