McGhee appointed as health and safety specialist at BU Diana VanFleet Staff Writer Compliance with 'worker and community right to know ' laws and concern for overall campus safety have prompted the university to hire Lynold McGhee as a full time occupational health and safety specialist, according to Dr. J. David Cunningham , director of personnel and labor relations. McGhee, who is completing a master's degree in biology here, was employed as a health inspector for the Boston Department of Health and Hospitals before coming to Bloomsburg. "He has the training and experience to handle the job," Cunningham said. Describing his position , McGhee said he will be responsible for two major areas: the health and safety of employees and students on campus and the development of a waste management program. McGhee said occupational health and safety are especially important because 'rightto know ' laws require the University to provide information about any hazardous materials that are used here. This means a complete inventory of chemicals used in laboratories and shops on campus. Material data sheets will then be posted in these areas for easy access. The data sheets identify chemicals, list ingredients and safety levels and explain what precautions to take if a spill or leak occurs, McGhee explained. In addition-, McGhee said the Safety Committe has been reinstated and will be meeting within the next month. Campus representatives will have an opportunity to voice their concerns, he said. Referring to general campus safely, McGhee said that part of his job will be to go out and look for safety hazards. He will be looking at the condition of sidewalks and determining better ways to protect staff and students when maintenance work is being done. McGhee is already working closely with Bloomsburg town police, fire and ambulance personnel. A disaster drill was held on campus in August to "make them aware of the campus and what's in the buildings," McGhee said. Officials have been invited to tour the campus in October and will receive maps to familiarize them with the facilities, he added. "I believe we have a better rapport with town officials," McGhee said. McGhee is also responsible for developing a system to dispose of hazardous wastes, including various solvents used in the shops , a small amount of waste from the Biology and Chemistry departments and duplicating fluid. Expressing confidence that the university can improve its safety procedures, McGhee said, "I believe the university will be able to show its commitment to health and safety concerns on campus." Old Science Hall will receive extensive alterations beginning this spring. The building, which houses the history department offices, Photo by Chri«a iiosklm is one of the oldest buildings on campus. Old Science Hall scheduled f or comp lete renovations by Bridget Sullivan f o r The Voice Old Science Hall is expected to undergo renovations in the spring, because of the "antiquity and condition of the building," according to Mr. Donald McCulloch , Director of Maintenance at BU. Prcsendy housed in Old Science are the art and history departments, as well as the Center for Developmental Instruction (formerly known as the Center for Academic Development), and tutorial services. The history offices have been moved out of Old Science to the May building in preparation for the renovations, which will close the center for the spring semester. The renovations that will be done in Old Science include: and elevator tower serving all seven levels of the building; air-conditioning; the entire fourth floor devoted to the art department, including several art studios; a soundproof music practice room; a choral/lecture room; Anthropology by Susan Fallows laboratories: an audio-visual reStaff Writer sponse room, with a seating capacity The Community Government As- of 70, and a rear projection room; as sociation Executive Committee met well as a photography studio. Old briefly Monday night. Topics for discussion included the new hazing policy, the upcoming CGA elections and new parking rules. Robert Norton, dean of student life, by Vittorio Scala told the committee that representa- Staff Writer tives from the Inter-Fraternity Coun- Last July, Karen Cameron received cil, the Inter-Sorority Council and the some information that would change administration will meet on Thursday her role in this university. She became to dicuss how the new hazing law will the new student trustee. be interpreted and applied. The junior from Bensalem decided Norton said that the university to apply for the position of student regulations, as they are currently trustee last March when she heard drafted , are within the law, but that applications were available. this committee was seeking to make "I didn 't have any idea what the the rules more flexible. position was all about, but I usually Kris Rowe, CGA Parlimentarian, get involved in everything I can, and reported on the recent Parking this was a good opportunity," Commission meeting. She said that Cameron, an early childhood and eleKen Weaver, chief of campus police, mentary education major, said. told the committee that the Cameron, along with the other Bloomsburg Police would not allow applicants, had to write three essays notes left on cars. Students must get and was interviewed by the Searching temporary permits, issued on a daily Screen Committeeas part ofthe selecbasis, from Security. tion process. The committee is comRowe also said that the commission posed of trustees, faculty members felt that the signs in the hospital park- and CGA members. ing lot will be painted a lighter green so that they are easier to read. CGA Vice-president Jim Fritchman reported that the deadline for An underground newspaper has petitions for the CGA Senate elec- found its way onto the Bloomsburg tions had been extended until Septem- University campus. Distributed Monber 18th. Elections will be held Sep- day around the campus, the paper, tember 24th and the first Senate meet- called "Another Voice," consisted of ing will be on the 28th. a single ditto printed on both sides. In financial business, the commit- The articles on the ditto were untee alloted $181.87 in reserve appropriations to the Student Organization of Adult Resources (SOAR) for a weekend conference at Clarion UniWVIA TV and Bloomsburg University. versity will combine technical reThe next CGA executive meeting sources and talent to present the first will be held Monday, Sept. 21 at televised town meeting of U.S. Rep. 6:30.The first CGA senate meeting Paul E. Kanjorski on Friday, Sept. 25 will take place the following Monday, at 9:00 p.m., live on WVIA TV and after the new senators are elected for Bloomsburg University Television the 1987-88 academic year. Senate (BUTV). meeting open to the BU community. Original station plans called for a Hazing policy topic at CGA board meeting Lori Bareness, ncw advisor to the Greek community, is anxious to get to know thc students of Bloomsburg and for them to get to know her. Photo by Bob Finch Greek system receives new , f ull-time advisor by Susan Sheridan for The Voice TheGreek system, which in the past had only part-time advisor, has been appointed a full-time mentor beginning this fall . Lori Barsness, who graduated from the University of North Dakota with a degree in education and a master's degree in counseling, was selected for the position of Greek Advisor. Barsness first became interested in the Greek system while in college. She was an active member and house manager of her sorority, Gamma Phi Beta. After graduating, Barsness taught math and science to high school students in North Dakota. She also coached track and basketball. For the past two years, she worked as an assistant to her university's Greek advisor while earning her master's degree. "The Greek system is a big interest today, Barsness said. "The population is always growing." The responsibilities of the new advisor include educating Intersorority and Interfraternity Council members about the new university policies on pledging stemming from the AntiHazing Law, House Bill 749, which passed last April. Interfraternity Council President Jeff Smith said he believes it's a shame that Barsness to come into the position at this time because of the friction caused by the policy. "She's excited about the job," Smith said. "She has a lot.of ideas." Smith added that he hopes the present situation does not have a negative impact on Barsness's work. Barsness gave EFC and ISC members copies of the university's hazing policy last Wednesday during a meeting. At that time, they also received information about how the need foi the policy came about and how the policy was developed. According to an official statemenl from the university, a meeting will take place in the near future to discuss the points of the policy to see if there is any room for change. If such flexibility is apparent, legal council will be contacted The statement also says that the policy will help fraternities and sororities receive the recognition and support they deserve for all of the good they do, such as provide opportunities for students to leam and practice leadership skills,provide serviceto the university and community, and offer a support system for students while in school. Other responsibilities Barsness will have are to provide awareness programs, to improve relations with the community and the university, and to make the public aware of the service projects done by each fraternity and sorority. "I like to think of my job as an advisor and an educator," Barsness said. "I'm not in charge of discipline or judicial matters." Barsness, presently a member of the Association for Fraternity Advisors, interviewed with Clarion University and the University of California for positions in the Greek system before taking this job at BU. "I'm really happy with this job," Barsness said. "I want to get to know the students and I want them to get tc know me." Council of Trustees Science also has a "high-peaked roof", McCulloch said, which will enable the architects to build a mezzanine in that space, which is similar to a balcony and will overlook two other classrooms. The mezzanine will be a "multi-purpose room", McCulloch said, noting that it will be accessible by a separate stairway. McCulloch said that many faculty members - "too many to name" worked very hard in determining what facilities, etc. were needed in Old Science, he said they "did a great job." McCulloch described Old Science asa "unique building architecturally," saying that the main structures "beams and the brickface" - will be maintained. He also preferred to call the Old Science project a "restorationrenovation." The plans .McCulloch said,are"on the shelf, ready to fall off ," awaiting the Department of General Services in Harrisburg to award a contract. Bidding, however, is not expected to begin for another three or four months. Because this project is under DGS' control, "no University mor.ey at all" will be needed to pay the $2.7 million bill. As was the process with the Suuiff Hall renovations, capital appropriations" will provide the neccessary funding, McCulloch said. McCulloch was unable to give a definite completion date, because once the "construction period begins, it is under the control of DGS. He did note, however, that the Maintenance Center is "still responsible for coordinating the project and seeing that it is done correctly." When asked how the closing of Old Science would affect classes in the spring semester, McCulloch said that "classroom space is a shortage on campus." Ms. MaryLynn Kudey, Assistant Registrar, echoed this sentiment, but also said that "classes are all settled for Spring '88." The Registrar's Office has been working since the fall of '86 on class schedules and room plots, in anticipation of Old Science's closing in the spring. She also said that almost every building on campus is "packed" with "classes scheduled from Sam. straight through until lOo 'clock at night." She explained that because of the space shortage, "classes have been added in the afternoons, "to accommodate the students." Cameron is f irstblack woman student trustee After the first selection, Cameron was chosen as one of the top three applicants. She then had to travel to Harrisburg to be interviewed by the Board of Governers. Finally, this summer while taking classes at BU, Cameron learned she had been chosen as student trustee. "My dad called me from home and told me he had gotten the letter," she said. "I was really happy about it." From that day on, Cameron said, her mailbox began to fill up with letters of congratulations, and with paperwork. "I know this position is really time consuming, but I also know that the office is called student trustee, and I'm a student first ," Cameron said. She added, "I am very proud of being the first minority woman to hold this office. I hope to be a good model for other women." Cameron, who came to the United Underground paper appears signed except for the words editor, Ace, Storm, and Slice. The articles themselves were critical of The Voice and the administration. The origin of the 'newspaper' is unknown. To see a reprint of it, turn to page two. Meetin g to be aired WVIA studio-based telecast, with the congressman answering viewer questions in a format often used by PBS stations. Then, according to Dr. John E. Walsh, WVIA president, "A WVIA staff member who teaches part-time at Bloomsburg University suggested relocating a previously See page 3 States in 1978 form Jamaica where she was born and raised, said she believes her closeness with minority students and her involvement in university activities will help her become a good student representative on the Board of Trustees. The most difficult aspect of her position, Cameron explained, will be to put aside her personal opinions and work for what is best for the students, even when she does not agree. "I'm not intimidated by lawyers, doctors and professors. If I have objections, I will bring valid reasons for them," she said. The first issues Cameron has been working on are the new parking regulations and loan services offered by the library. Index Celebrity Artist Series to Begin at BU Page 3. Check out local band scheduled for outdoor mini-concert. Page 8. Huskies dominate Bing Hampton in PSAC opener Page 12. Commentary Features Classifieds page 2 . page 8 page 10 Noting the new arrival by Don Chomiak Jr. Arriving at my office on Monday several copies of an underground newspaper circulating at Bloomsburg University came io m\ attention . Personally. \ WWL-OJIU- ths ncw publication and hojv thoy w ill attempt to chum up opinioc . I would , however , like co .v.dvess a comment or two made e.Nxi: The Voice in this underground p*_;M;eation. To insinuate that The Vote* is controlled, and not oyv n to p.'.Muxh what thc students alone w .v.u to print, is ludicnms. Referring to issues from just the past two semesters will indicate thc lack of censorship that exists at The Voice . Also , tlie advisor of this paper was chosen by the editors of thc paper. His appointment was merely ¦ A formality . Thc editorial board of The Voice reserves the right to refuse any nominee for tlie position of advisor. In his role as advisor to The Voice. John Maittlen-Harris is available as a guide when we have questions concerning style, defamation, and things of tliat nature. I , Another Voice Another Voice is published under the guidelines sci by thc Bloomsburg University Joint Statement on Rights , Freedoms, and Responsibilities of Students: "students shall have maximum freedom to express opinions and communicate ideas in writing by publishing and distributing materials. " Another Voice finds support in the Joint Statement for expressing opinions ofthe University students tliat could not be written in otiier publications. This is not a paper about international affairs. It is thc critical perceptions of Bloomsburg students about Bloomsburg University. The articles endeavor to portray die oilier voice Uiat in time builds upon other opinions and causes individuals to reevaluate their concepts of society. The Voice is a student newspaper with a facully advisor appointed by thc vice-president for Student Life. Thc student editor and faculty advisor are given the right through the Bloomsburg University Joint Statement of proof approval of thc publication. Another Voice is a student newspaper which is controlled by students , in which proof approval is through thc students. This is a dissenting voice that speaks out against injustice and ignorance. The Voice can write its ideas, bill so will Another Voice. EDITOR personall y, have the final say as to what runs in this newspaper. In an effort to give our readers a chance to see this underground pulication and to demonstrate an open mind on our part, not to mention the ability to print what we desire within the bounds of journalism , I have included the entirety of this underground publication on this page. The only alterations to it are the removal of a few typos. Again, I welcome the new publication and invite its membership to write for us, should they care to. Have you noticed thc ground maintenance crew has finall y erected a paved sidewalk connecting Old Science to thc rest of the University. They did a fine job of doing so, but what took you so long? It was quite obvious that a concrete walk was needed. The grass area where students walked to get to classes looked extremely poor in terms of cosmetics, yet nothing was done. When il rained , or if there was excessive snow melt, the path would become a large mud strip, yet students still continue to walk on the path and worsen the condition of the grass area. It is highl y logical that ground maintenance would not put down a concrete path with thc initial building ofthe school , in order to first sec where students will walk. Yet the earth path has been there for some time. Placing sod over the path docs not solve the situation at all. Students would continue to walk the same route to classes starting the entire process all over again , and people are known to walk where they want to regardless. Finally the proper action was carried out , good job management ACE A friend of mine lived on thc third floor of Luzerne last semester. I had heard stories about damage to his televiEach year, students and faculty notice changes and sion lounge, and when I went over to visit I noticed the improvements among the university. The most recent is T.V. lounge was disappearing. About two thirds of the die renovation of Sutliff Hall which , by the way, docs way through the semester, I took notice that the T.V. look quite enchanting. Other improvements among B.U. lounge was completely bare. during the past few months are new carpeting in North In tlie hall of thc third floor I also noticed that thc paper Hall and renovations of Luzerne and Lycoming Halls. with the fin e total was rising to somewhere around I find it frustrating, however, that the administration S10.00. Anotiicr thing I noticed was that throughout lhe= does not concentrate on improvements which would semester tlie fine 1ist had gone up on thc wall at least three benefi t not onl y the students and faculty but the residents different times, and none of the supposedly damaged of the town also. Such a problem is student parking. material had been fixed or returned to the T.V. lounge. The additional closing of streets to students not obWhere did thc money go? Good question. I estimate taining a Bloomsburg University parking permit is not that at least 200 students lived on that floor. Now let's an answer. The visible truth is that parking spaces at B.U. see, 200 multi plied by, say, 20 bucks grand total per are minimal and closing other streets to parking only person , comes to somewhere around S4,000. Now it just makes fewer spaces near the college, thus forcing stu- so happens that I' ve done upholstery before and I know dents without parking permits to park further from a little bit about furniture. campus. This creates problems not only for the students Thc four or five sofas they had in there wcre not what who have thc hike back to campus after parking but also I like to call good furniture. As a matter of fact , I' ve seen for the towns ' businesspeople and residents whose park- better conditioned and quality furniture in a burned out ing spaces are now taken by the students. lenament house. For S4,000 1 would like to know where There is, however , a solution to the problem. Instead the hell tlie administration shops. It must be the same of using needed money for projects of low importance , place where diey buy the five dollar ceiling tiles. put it aside for a new parking deck. After all , who can SLICE enjoy a newly renovated building if the view is blocked by parked cars. STORM Policy to hamper education a learning experience. After all , wc often learn more from our mistakes than from our successes. When I came lo Bloomsburg they had just changed the name from Slate College to University. I feci as if the label "University " holds within its definition the concept of a well rounded education. The administration ofthis "University," however, has treated us like children and taken away the independence we as young adulls warrant. More specifically, in the execution of its policies, this "University" is limiting our growth as individuals. Therefore this "University " is being counterproductive in their attempt to educate us. [ L e t t e r s must ( include a phone jnum ber and an |address or they [w i l l not run! Not included bef o re , why now ? To the Editor: Has the time come for a change in the Greek System here at-BIoomsburg University? Being Greek myself I can understand some of the things.that the University and the slate are trying to incorporate. It is not my belief that fraternities and sororities are for the promotion of hazing, but for the staying of some traditions that have long been a part of Bloomsburg University. But understanding and cooperating with these changes are two different things. My Fraternity, Kappa Alpha Psi, has been in existence since 1911. We have been pledging men on the campus of Bloomsburg University since 1976. In all the time that we have been pledging men , we have not had one particular incident with the University, nor have we been affiliated with any formal Greek Governing body on this campus. The excuse we continue to get is that we do not have an adequate number of members to participate. I wish they would look at the quality of' men in the organization and not just th$ .numbpr. 1o.f ,RGople., ,. ,.. . With the new State Law on Hazing and the university's proposed policy, we will be forced to comply with rules and regulations that have never before been imposed on us. It is a basic policy of our Fraternity for the non-promotion of Hazing. We have incorporated this in our pledge programs and have instilled the principle thoughts of Achievement and Discipline. Our pledge programs have been created to promote unity and oneness. The methods we have chosen have been found to be the best in testing the pledge that expresses an interest in pledging. Pledging a fraternity or sorority is something that should be held sacred to the hearts of the people who wish to participate. When we have a pledge line the entire cajnpus becomes involved in the things that they see us do on campus. We believe what we do is for the improvement of our pledge class. People on campus, both student and faculty alike .wonder why we pledge in the manner we do. We have been called "Ridiculous" "Crazy" and "Militaristic" by people who have come in contact with the way we have chosen to administer our pledge programs. Our pledge program, by any stretch of the imagination , can not be com- pared to any other pledge program on campus. When we pledge we are not embarrassed to be seen in the army fatigues, boots and probate uniforms that many of us still have and hold dear to our hearts. Even though our members are few, we have not lowered our pledge standards nor have we compromised the quality of brothers that we have pledged in the 11 years here at Bloomsburg University . How will the University treat us? Who will be the individuals passing judgement on us? Who will be those to whom our pledge uniforms are degrading and by whom our conduct with our pledges will not be tolerated? We are not in IFC nor are we a part of any other formal governing body on this campus. I believe that asking us instead of telling us 'what we should and should not do ' will go a, long way in improving relations so that we will not have to disrupt the progress of our pledge class. Members of my fraternity have given a lot of themselves to the improvement of Bloomsburg University. Hopefully the University will be willing to give some back to us. Mike "Love" Harvey Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc. Education majo r rebuts editorial Testing not an adequate measure To the Editor: Since I first entered this university over three years ago, I have been an avid reader of The Voice. I especially enjoy the editorial page and the "Student at Large" feature written-by Don Chomiak. They have often brought a smile to my face on an otherwise dreary day . After reading Mr. Chomiak's commentary last Monday, however, I have decided that he had better stick to "Student at Large" and other such works of fantasy. To begin with , I agree with the headline - communication skills lacking in today's student. I do not agree with Mr. Chomiak's (Notice, Don , that I have mastered singular possesI sec Dr. Ausprich as a man of sive, and I haven 't even graduated integrity and a man who respects us as yet!) assertion that certification testwe do him. The recent policy pre- ing for education majors is the best sented to the Greek organizations has way to alleviate this problem. It seems very convenient for those caused a furor among its members. I in other fields to be in favor of certifiknow that we all want a quick resolucation testing for student teachers. As tion to the problem and I am sure we long as it doesn 't involve them perare all willing to work together toward sonally, some people find it tedious to thai resolution. research all sides of an issue before I am not casting dispersions toward making a decision. Instead, they just this school; I am merely attempting to jump on the first handy bandwagon . draw attention to the concern that I It appears that Mr. Chomiak has have about our individuality as stuthese elementary chosen to ignore dents in a place we call "ours" and journal ism. rules of good "home." I realize that the editorial page is for I hope this letter will draw support the impresunder opinions, but I was from thc two strongest organizations on campus, the I.S.C. and the I.F.C. sion that professionals carefull y This is a time of great concern for all weighed all of the facts before formPerhaps future of us because our emphasis on tradi- ing their opinions. journalists should be tested to detertion is in great je opardy. This is a time before they are mine their competence to unite and stand up for what we have world. real allowed to enter the worked so hard to obtain. The average teacher may come in In closing, I would like to say that in of thousands tens contact with several having an organization .be ita football team, a chess club, or a fraternity, the of students in the course of his^er organization should be allowed to career, but a journa list could influmake the requirements for member- ence that many people in a single day, ship within that organization. A depending on the circulation of the school requires certain requirements newspaper the reporter writes for. before it gives the privilege of accep- The lack of communication skills in tance to a student. Therefore, any today's students is not the fault of our organizatin within that school should future teachers, yet they are faced also set its requirements for the privi- with taking a standardized test to gain lege of acceptance. Don 't back down. certification. lan would be to Signed, A more equitable p test existing teachers - those now in Scott Johnson teachers are the field. Many of these (fraternity member) (This was distributed on campus Monday) To the Editor: This letter is directed io the population of Bloomsburg Univers ity. (I am writing this letter because of some concerns I have over issues that have developed on our campus. I would like to point out that although I believe many feci the same way I do that this expression is a representation of my own feelings and does not reflect an opinion ofa specific group of people.) College is supposed to be an education and within that education a student grows. A student grows intellectually as well as socially. A student also grows by being independent in that for the first time in his or her life, he/she must make decisions alone. Riaht or wrong, the decision provides ^^^ \ competent, but some are just comfortably hiding behind their tenure. They haven 't read a journal or attended a lecture in many years. If we must point fingers , this seems a more logical place to begin. Another option is to hold the colleges accountable. If the education departments of our colleges are doing their job, as I believe they are, those students who successfull y complete the requirements of those departments will be qualified to teach. No testing will be necessary. Anyone who knows anything about measurement and evaluation is aware that it is both unfair and unprofessional to assess a person on the grounds of one test score. Surely then, it must follow that it is unfair and unprofessional to certify future teachers on the basis of one standardized test score. Has Mr. Chomiak researched the literature concerning the validity and reliability of such tests? Is he aware that other such standardized tests, such as the SAT's, are poor predictors of a student's future success or failure in college? In January , 1986, when the space shuttie exploded , did we implement a policy to test all future engineers? When bridges and skyscrapers collapse, do we take measures to ensure that all future architects are tested so that other such calamities do not occur? If these questions seem absurd, teacher testing is equally absurd. The same reasoning is applicable to all professions. Rather than singling out education majors , perhaps all graduating seniors in all disciplines should be tested to determine accomplishments and predict future success in their chosen fields. Until such a plan is implemented, I strongly oppose thc testing of future teachers. Sincerely, Mary Alice Marlow ®I|£ Hflice Editor-in-Chief. Senior News Editor News Editor Features Editors Sports Editor Photography Editors Advertising Managers Business Manager Advisor Kehr Union Building Bloomsburg University Bloomsburg, Pa. 17815 717-389-4457 Don Chomiak Jr. Karen Reiss Tom Sink Lynne Ernst, Lisa Cellini Mike Mullen Robert Finch, Alex Schilleman s, Tammy Kemmerer Laura Wisnosk y, Tricia Anne Rcill y Bonnie Hummel , Richard Shaplin , Michelle McCoy John Maittlen-Harris Voice Editorial Policy Unless stated otherwise, the editorials in Thc Voice arc thc opinions and concerts of the Editor-in-Chief , and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of all members of The Voice staff, or the student population of Bloomsburg University. The Voice invites all readers to express their opinions on the editorial page through letters to the editor and guest columns. AU submissions must be signed and include a phone number and address for verification, although names on letters will be withheld upon request Submissions should be sent to The Voice office , Kehr Union Building, Bloomsburg University, or dropped off at the office in the games room.'The Voice reserves the right to edit, condense or reject all submissions. Plan ahead "Prince of Comedy " opens artist's series The deadline for CGA senator petitions will be extended until Friday Victor Borge, the renowned Sept. 18 at 4 p.m. Return petitions tc "prince of comedy," will open the the information desk in the Kehj 1987-88 Celebrity Artist Series at Union. 2:30 p.m., Sunday, Sept. 20, in MiElections are scheduled for Thurs- trani Hall, Haas Center for the Arts. day, Sept. 24. Borge is know as a unique artist who has mastered comedy, music and a combination of the two which apA meeting for the Senior class is peals to audiences of all ages. Internationally hailed as scheduled for Thursday, Sept. 24 ai America's ambassador of goodwill, 9:30 p.m. in Multi-A in the Kehi he has performed on radio, in films, on Union. Items to be discussed are the senioi television, on Broadway, in ni ght:Iass float , the senior sweetheart, and clubs, in large concert arenas, and at the White House. banque. plans. In 1984, he marked his 75th birthday with a command performance in his birthplace of Copenhagen , DenThe Women 's Center begins its fai: mark, conducting Denmark's Royal schedule of volunteer training toPhilharmonic. night, from 6:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. The Borge is in the Guiness Book of sessions are open to all women of thc World Records for the longest runarea who have completed a pre-trainning, one-man show, 849 performing interview. ances. The piano virtuoso had 12 Anyone interested in registering foi volunteer training, or more information about the center's services, car :all the 24-hour hotline, 784-6631. continuous record-breaking, sold-out performances in New York City 's Carnegie Hall. He has conducted many of the world's most prestigious orchestras, and his ever-changing concert and stage presentations have entertained more than 12,000,000 people in more than 6,000 live performances. Tickets ($20) can be purchased in advance at the Kehr Union information desk weekdays from 10 a.m . to 4 p.m. or at the door. Wrestlers to meet Tuesday A wrestling meeung is scheduled for Tuesday, Sept. 22 at 5:30 p.m. in the wrestling room at Nelson Fieldhouse. All wrestling team member must attend. Physicals for wresding will be given that evening at 7:00 p.m. Televised meeting will feature congressman The Atlantic recording group, INXS, will appear at Bloomsburg University's Nelson Fieldhouse or Tuesday, Oct 27 at 8 p.m. All tickets ire general admission and will cosi S9.00 with BU I.D. and $12.00 with- DUt. Tickets will go on sale 10 a.m. in the Union on Sept. 23. For more information and additional sale times and locations, call Jimmy Gilliland ai 389-4344. The Husky Club will once again tiost a series of fall football luncheons at the Hotel Magee on Thursdays beginning at 11:45 to approximately 1 p.m. Cost is $5.00 and includes salac bar, soup, cold cuts and a beverage Everyone is invited to attend. The sixth annual Move-a-thon, sponsored by the Women 's Center will be held this Saturday at 10 a.m. starting from the Columbia Count) Court House. The event is open to all area residents. For more informatior about the event, call the center at 784 5631. The Husky Club is sponsoring ar auction Sept. 26 at 9:30 a.m. at Nelsor Fieldhouse. More than 100 new items will be auctioned off and all proceeds will be placed into the university's general athletic scholarship fund. The event is open to the public. Foi more information, call the husky Glut Dffice at 389-4663. The deadline for Homecoming Sweetheart registration is Wednesday, Sept. 23, at 4 p.m. Registratior forms must be submitted to the Information Desk in the Union along witl Lhe $9.00 registration fee. Sweethearts should sign up for picture taking at this time. For more information about home :oming sweethearts or floats, cal limrny Gilliland at 389-4344. A representative from Ohio Northsrn Law School will be in the Kehi Union Snack Bar area to talk to students interested in law school on Monday, Sept. 28, from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. For more information , call thc Career Development Center. from page 1 scheduled Bloomsburg Town Meeting to the McCormick Center on the university campus, where state-ofthe-art broadcast facilities are used by the mass communications program." Officials from Congressman Kanjorski 's office and Bloomsburg University quickly agreed to the proposal. BU students will share responsibility fro the production with the WVIA staff. Technical assistance was also volunteered by Cable TV Com- pany of Berwick. Questions for the congressman will be taken from the studio audience. Viewers at home may also phone questions. The program and a student-produced view of the university will be introduced by BU President Dr. Harry Ausprich; moderator will be WVIA President Dr. John E. Walsh. Limited seating for this communtiy event is available. For ticket inform ation , call 825-2200. from page 5 mir and Israeli conservatives are willing to talk tot he Soviet Union , but primarily about the emigration issue. "For us, the fate of Russian Jewry is more important than an international conference," said an Israeli offficial , explaining Shamir's view. "There are 400,000 Jews who crave getting out. Can we just forget them?" ¦_. Statements by Peres and Novik after the latest tlalks suggest no progress in accelerating Soviet Jewish emigration, a deeply emotional issue here. Hebrew University's Agurski said that issue enables even a small group of Soviet emigres to generate heavy pressure against renewing ties to the Soviet Union or permitting it a role in peace-keeping. Soviet emigre organizations have demonstrated at offices rented by the Soviet consular delegation in Tel Aviv, calling for Israel to withhold improved relations until Moscow Allows free Jewish emigration. But Agurski says those activists benefit more from financial support by American conservatives tan from popularity in the Soviet emigre community here. Agurski said 70 to 80 percent of Soviet emigres here favor renewed ties."Most of us would like good relations; we all have friends and relatives we would like to visit" i n the Soviet Union, he said. Aside from the Israeli.i nfighting, a critical question for Peres ' effort is whether the Soviet leadership is fully behind Tarasov 's stance, which underlined that Moscow would not seek a conference with the power to impose a resolution of the Middle East conflict. Israelis fear that such a conference would leave them isloated and under pressure to make cdridessiohs iri tliat larger forum. Novik suggested;tlTat'"a'1 major deadline forsighaJing'this is the third week of September," when thc U.N. General Assembly meeting will offer chances for Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard Shevardnadze, now in Washington, to meet with Secretary of State George P. Schultz and Peres. Agurski sees an imperative for the Soviet Union to enlarge its role in the Middle East. "They have 50 million Moslems and will have 100 million in 15 or 20 years," he said, "especially with the Islamic causes in IRan and Afghanistan, Moscow faces the threat of a Moslem explosion in the Soviet south. The Soviets are looking for ways to neutralize this." Agurski said, "the Soviet Union 's Arabists will complicate moves toward Israel by demanding that they balance every move with a gesture to the Arab countries." As does the United States, the Soviet Union fears a spread of fundamentalist Islam, and will want a Middle East settlemen t that works against it,_he said. Four retirements announced at September trustee meeting Soviet-Israel talks : COLLEGE NIGHT SUPPER I * ; • • • * • • :.m-*>j f*u The retirements of two faculty memebers and two non-instructional employees with a total of 74_ years of service at Bloomsburg University were announced at the September quarterly Council of Trustees meeting. Joan M. Auten , associate professor of health , physical education and ath letics, retired June 30 with 33 vears of * EPISCOPAL COLLEGE STUDENTS AND THEIR I I FRIENDS are invited to COLLEGE NIGH T , • THURSDAY , SEPTEflGER 17 , 6PH—Good food * and good time together at ST PAULS EPIS.' • COPRL CHURCH , Main Street at Iron , * Bloomsburg. 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She is a former director of womcn 's/co-educational intramural sports. Auten and Robert B. Hessert, whose retirement was announced earlier, have been granted faculty emertius statu s based on their many years of outstanding service to the university. JUNIORS•SENIORS « GRADS ^g^ ^ ^^^^^S^f^gll^WB • The New Candle Light Inn \ • The Medical Technology Club will present a seminar, "How to lake an Interview ", on Thursday, September 22, at 7:00 in the Green Room in Kehr Union. The speaker will be Ms. Carol Barnett. All students, not only Medical Technology majors, are invited and urged to attend. New Army ROTC officers for thc 1987-88 academic year arc pictured above. Thc first ROTC leadership lab was he Id last week. During tlie lab, new ROTC members were briefed on the program . ! offer. 'Dial-a-porn ' ruling challenges free-speech By Kim Murphy L.A. Times-Washington Post AV H 'J Sen ice In a potential boost to efforts io clam p down on "dial-a-porn " serv ices, a federal appeals court ruled Monday that private telephone companies can prohibit sexually explicit phone services. Ruling in an Arizona case, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Fransisco concluded that tYee-speeeh guarantees tliat prevent the government from banning the controversial telephone services do not appl y to telephone compasnies . even though they are state-regulated utilities. The ruling leaves Mountain States Telephone & Telegraph Co. free to turn away "dial-a-po rn " vendors , and company officials p redicted thst it would clear the way for other telephone companies to do away witli steamy sex-by-phone services. "The decision says we can act as a private party and. in that capacity , contract or decide not to contract." said Stuart Gunckel . Mountain Bell ' s vice president and chief counsel. It will give ideplvne companies a basis upon which tho > can dea l with thi s problem. " Pacific Rell earlier this year dropped its legal effort to halt '"dial-aporn " services in California after the state Public Utilities Commission concluded that the state should remain "content neutral in regulating pay-bycall services. Pacifi c Bell spokeswoman Charlene Baldwin said Monday that the compan y will take a new look at the issue in light of the appellate court ' s ruling. ""We haven ' t seen ihe decision yet , so we ' re not real sure of tlie impact, but we have been against pornograph y being used with the 976 service for the beginning, and we 're in favor e-f anv kind of legal measures to get pornography off the network , " Baldwin said . Spokesman for Carlin Communications Inc., which marketed the sex phone lines in both the Arizona and Caliiornta cases, couia not DC reacnea for comment. Mountain Bell , which provides phones service in seven Western states, began carrying Carlin 's salacious telephone messages in 1985 on its regular "Scoop line" dial-a-messagc network , which also offers sports updates , weather reports and a variety of other information services via a 976 telep hone exchange. The taped messages offered customers a full menu of sex talk , heavy breathing and passionate moans for a fee-under Sl for thc first minutc-in addition to regular long-distance lolls. Hostile community reaction , followed immediatel y, including complaints from school officials about children calling the number. Mountain Bell eventually terminated the service in May 1985 when the Maricopa County district attorney ' s office threatened to prosecute thc telephone company under a slate law prohibiting the distribution of sexually explicit material to minors. A few days later, the telephone company adopted a policy prohibiting all such services throughout its service area, and carlin filed suit challenging the policy on a variety of grounds, among them violation of the First Amendment rights. A district court judge agreed with Carlin and ordered Mountain Bell to restore Carlin's 976 service. It was that order that the appeals court, echoing a similar ruling last year from the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals, overturned Monday. One of the most important issues decided by the court was whether a state-regulated telephone company falls within the restrictions of the First Amendment, which prevents the government - but not necessarily private parties - from infringing on free-speech rights. "Censoring pornography without a prior judicial determination of its obscenity is something that states may not do; it is a thing that private party lines alone - newspapers, television networks, publishers, and so on-may do." Thc court noted in a 2-1 opinion written by Senior Judge Joseph T. Sneed. Although the court concluded that the company 's initial cancellation order was unconstitutional because it was issued is response to threats from a county prosecutor, Mountai n Bell was free as a private company to adopt its subsequen t system-wide policy outlawing dial-a-porn services, the court said. New technology available with thc 976 system allows many callers to be simultaneousl y connected to a recorded message, a procedure much different from the phone company 's traditional service allowing callers to talk to each other, thc court noted. "Under these circumstances, tlie telephone is serving as a medium by which Carlin broadcasts its messages. The phone company resembles less a common carrier than it does a small radio station ," the court noted . The court also held that Arizona 's statute protecting minors cannot be used to outlaw dial-a-porn servcies, althoug h it said Mountain Bell could face criminal liability under state obscenity laws if a judge finds the messages obscene. "Arizona has two options in responding to Carlin 's messages. Itmay prosecute vigorously under its obscenity laws or it may establish a prior-rev iew permit system" uniquely tailored to the dial-a-porn industry, the court held. Judge Authur L. Alarcon concurred in thc opinion , but Judge William C. Canby Jr., in a dissent, said the continued threat of prosecution by the state and Mountain Bell' s status as a regulated utility should make the company subject to the same First Amendment restrictions as the state. Thc California Legislature has since passed a law requiring phone companies by Jan . 1 to allow customers to block all taped message calls from their homes , although the technology to do so is not yet available. By Debra Whitefleld zation , a United Nations agency. "It is deplorabl e th at we consumers know more about the black hole of space than about the black hole of WinstonSalem." The "Black hole" is tlie critic 's nicknam e for the plant in WinstonSalem , N.C., where RJR' s tobacco subsidiary, R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., has been secretly developing this new cigarette for three years. For its part , the nation's secondIargest cigarette maker is hi ghlighting the social acceptability of its new cigar and downplaying the health issues of smoking. In unveiling the concept at a news conference Monday morning, RJR Chairman Edward A. Horrigan Jr. said company officials "are not saying that this is a safe or safer cigarette" because they still "don 't accept the allegations that cigarette smoking is harmful. " But because it will "be Uie world' s cleanest cigarette," Horrigan said, "we believe it will be well-receivedby those people who object to tobacco smoke." As anti-smoking sentiment has gripped the nation , entrepreneurs have devised products aimed at reducing the risks of cancer and heart dis- ease while still satisfying smokers nicotine craving. That explain s why consumers can now find nicotine chewing gum , tobacco chewing gum, plastic cigarettes and even tobacco toothpaste on store shelves. But not until now has a cigarette alternative emerged from a cigarette maker. "This took me totally by surprise," said Connolly, who is chairman ofthe World Health Organization ' s committee on smokeless tobacco and director of the Massachusetts department of health. "I delivered a paper just last month in which I predicted there would be no move by R.J. Reynolds or any other cigarette company to do any of these alternative products because if they do, they are admitting in effect that they have a defective product and they 're going to lose their (tobacco) farmers," he said. Wall Street was caught off guard, too, even though RJR had been rumored to be exploring new cigarette technologies ever since the company buil t a heavily guarded research enter near its Winston-Salem headquarters about three years ago and refused to discuss it. "Who would have ever believed it? A cigarette that didn 't bum . This has the nucleus and the foundation to be a very significant product ," said Lawrence Adelman , a securities analyst Smokeless tobacco cigarette raises new health-related questions L.A. 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Philadelphia has hoped to use thc Constitution celebration as a way to upgrade its tarnished image from recent years and as a way to get its own citizens to become more involved and develop more pride in the "! \ two part -time membership clerks. \ city. • These individuals will be responsible for processing of • "Thc ( Bicentennial) already has • membership applications, coding, data entry, filing, • and will continue to improve the • verification of eligibility, mailing packets, and handling • image of Philadelphia ," developer • membership inquiries. « Willard Rouse said Tuesday "I don 't think anybody here is still intcrested- • Requires ability to type with some computer experience. • I guess some people arc- but I think • Must be accurate, organized, and maintain good oral * we are over MOVE ." • The old era is best symbolized by and written communication skills • the infamous MOVE incident , a po- • Work Hours: 4:30-8:30 p.m. M-F • lice bombing two years ago ofa west Philadelphia neighborhood that left salary and! pairt-tiinnie ffers a good I G.H.P. o 11 adults and children dead, 61 homes • B^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^rr^^i^^^^^^^^^22^M^^^^^^^^^^^r^m^K3 destroyed and a city shamed.. 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These officials say that Iran 's decision to receive U.N. Secretary General Javier Perez dc Cucllar to discuss "implementation " of a Security Council cease-fire resolution represents something of a watershed in Iranian di plomacy- if not yet a change in its war objectives- tliat offers the first opportunity to engage Tehran directl y on a war settlement. They attribute this ncw Iranian attitude mostly to Iran 's growing isola- tion , caused largely by unusual bigpower cooperation in apply ing pressure to Tehran to halt hostilities. They also acknowledge that Iran 's diplomatic tactics could change again overnight , or a re-escalation of the fighting could destroy the chance for a breakthrough. Ironically, it is the unpredictable actions of Iraq - the country that would benefi t most if U.S. efforts to end thc war succeed - that arc now a source of great concern among some administration officials. They fear that Iraq 's announced policy to continue attacking Iranian oil facilities in the gulf until a final settlement is reachcd.could provoke Iran to break off peace talks. The Iranians , who have traditionally insisted on numerous difficult conditions before they would join in peace talks, have now reduced their demands to one: that the United Nations condemn Iraq as Uie initial aggressor in the war. Thc U.N. cease-fire resolution of My 20 provides for establishing an "impartial body " to investigate who was responsible for the war. Iraq has said it is ready to let the International Court of Justice decide this issue. Iranian President Aii Khamenei Sunday told Perez de Cuellar, who left for Bagdad after two days of talks in Tehran , that Iran 's cooperation in a search for a war settlement still depends on the United nations finding "a formula " for punishing Iraq as the aggressor. His and other Iranian statements about the U.N. secretary general 's visit left unclear whether anv real progress had been made to substantiate the administration's optimism about chances for a breakthrough. In the past Iran has refused even to discuss U.N. cease-fire appeals because it regarded them as biased against it and the work of the "Great Stan,"the United States. This time it is faced with a resolution that all five permanent Security Council members - the United States, the Soviet Union , China, Britian and Francehave supported. "I think there is a possibility at least that the Iranians are realizing they have painted themselves into a very tight corner," one senior administration official said. a peace process that even hard-line Iranian leaders will have to accept to keep up a degree of international support- and continuation of arms supplies. Iraq, which seemingly has the most to gain from a cease-fire , has done the most recently to sour the atmosphere for Perez de Cuellar's lone-postponed peace mission by suddenly resuming the "tanker war" in the gulf ,according to these officials. "We think the Iraqi move hwas selfdefeating for what they want to get done," said the same senior official. He daid Iraq had lost "the high ground" with Iran by resuming its attacks on Aug. 29, after a six-week lull , and "blurred" the international He and other U.S. Middle East pol- perception that Tehran was more at icy-makers are hoping the current fault than Baghdad for the continuing U.N.-Ied peace bid will entrap Iran in war. Iraq has repeatedly insisted on Iran's acceptance ofa total cease-fireon land, sea and in the air- and of an overall settlement to the conflict before it will end its attacks on Iranian gulf oil facilities and tankers. The U.N. measure calls not only for a halt to hostilities but the withdrawal ofthe two countries' forces to internationally recognized borders and a negotiated political settlement to the conflict. The likely immediate prospect, U.S. officials fear, is a kind of diplomatic situation of no real war nor peace that Iraq will find intolerable, one in which Iran will continue to avoid a clear-cut total acceptance or rejection of the U.N. cease-fire resolution but leave open the door for further negotiations. Newspaper editor seriously wounded in murder attemp t By Nora Boustany L.A..Times-Washington Post News Service Hassan Sabra, editor in chief of Ash-Shira, the Lebanese weekly that exposed U.S. arms sales to Iran November, was seriously wounded in an apparent assassination attempt in Beirut Monday morning. Two gunmen on a motorcycle approached Sabra 's chauffeured car while it was blocked in traffic, according to police and witnesses, and one of them shot through the window. Sabra was woundSd in the neck, head and should. His daughter, Nisrine, 8, was slightly wounded. Authorities had no immediate indi cation who was responsible for the attack. Sabra's driver said he fired at the two men as they fled on the motorEven a concrete bench is a welcomed rest area after a long, hard study session in thc library. Photo by Chris Lower cycle. Sabra was taken to the American University Hospital , where the bullets were removed. Doctors later said he By James Rupert Foreign Minister Shimon Peres and seekingian international conference was out of the cnucal stage. LA. 'fimes-WasHington Post News Sevices The 44-year-old editor received Soviet official s, and the arrival in Is- with -Soviet participation as a way to JERUSALEM-A year after open- rael July 13 of a Soviet consular dele- press*Moscow's1 ally; Syria, into for- international atten tion for his discloing talks on improving relations, Is- gation , officials from the two sides mally recognizing Israel's right to rael and the Soviet Union have inte- held their most extensive discussions exist and open negotiations with Jorsified their dialogue but seem trapped so far in Bonn last month. dan over the future ofthe Israeli-occuby conflicting priorities in the effort to Hebrew University political scien- pied West Bank. Peres' camp appears bridge their diplomatic breach of the tist Michael Argurski, an emigre from willing to focus on the conference , past two decades. Moscow and leading Soviet specialist with bilateral relations to be resumed Despite arise in the number of Jews here, contended in an interview that , in the course of cooperation on the leaving the Soviet Union in recent while the two countries may make peace process. months, Israel has won no formal marginal progress, "it 's difficult to But another Israeli official , speakcommitment ensuring a steady flow expect major improvements in the ing for the Likud , dismissed Peres' of Jewish emigrants nor a promise of Soviet-Israeli relationship." and Novik's optimism on a conferrenewed diplomatic relations, broken Thc most obvious problem is the ence. The official said he had detected off by Moscow in 1967. Meanwhile, clash of priorities within the govern- no change in Shamir's opposition to the Soviet Union has failed to obtain ing Israeli coalition of the Prime an international conference following Israeli acquiesence in Moscow 's Minister Yitzhak Shamir. Nimrod the talks with Tarasov, who is the playing a more prominent role in the Novik, a top aide to Peres who held the deputy director of the Soviet Foreign Middle East peace process. talks in August with Soviet diplomat Ministry 's Middle East section . "It's It may be a measure of the impor- Vladmir Tarasov , said a potentially funny that (Novik) should talk about tance of the dialogue, however, that "quite significant advance" had been an international conference when this both sides are pursuing the contacts made in crafting principles and a for- is something the Cabinet is not agreed despite the slow progress, according mat for an international conference on on ," the official said. to analysts here. Following informal regional peace. The official made it clear that Shatalks in Rome last April between The left-leaning Labor alignment is continued on page 3. Soviet-Israel talks continue sure last year of Iranian-American contacts and arms sales aimed at gaining freedom for U.S. hostages held in Lebanon. His publication often carries brief items about the foreign hostages and purported underground deals for their release. After the Iran-Contra scandal made world headlines, Sabra sought to keep Ash-Shiraa in the news by making it available to international journalists ahead of the local public distribution. Arab Union , which is pro-Libyan. Few Lebanese Shiites have been politically friendly toward Libya since 1978, when Lebanon 's Shiite leader, Imam Musa Sadr, disappeared while on a visit to Libya. A special section of Ash-Shiraa specializes in Egyptian groups opposed to the regime of President Mubarak. Sabra also has criticized Palestine Liberation Organization Chairman Yasser Arafat, Shitte Amal leader Nabih Berri, and Druze chieftain Walid Jumblatt, as well as leftist The apparent assassination attempt Lebanese parties. was the first against Sabra. He has openly supported the radical Iranian Last February, on the eve of the wing of Ayatlloh Hussein Aii Mon- deployment of Syrian troops in West tazeri, the designated successor to Beirut, Sabra lashed out at the rival Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. militias governing the Moslem half of Sabra's publication is noted for its the Lebanese capital. He was one of detailed coverage of the power the first Lebanese journalists to take a struggle in post-revolutionary Iran as strong interest in the Iranian revoluwell as the internal political situation tion and flew into Tehran on the same in Lebanon. plane as Khomeini when he returned Although he is a Shiite Moslem, home from exile in 1979, after the Sabra -is a member of the Socailist shah was dethroned. Rloomshiirg Stud pnt Concert Committee Proudly presents: WITH SPECIAL ICIEST Pope met with protests on U.S. visit By Judy Pasternak LA.Times-Washington Post News Service In the largest demonstration against the policies of Pope John Paul II during his U.S. trip, protesting gays, lesbians, feminists and atheists, estimated by police to number 200, combined lightheartedness with passionate anger in a candlelight rally at Los Angeles City Hall Tuesday night. Their picket signs proclaimed , "God Loves Those Who Help Themselves; Use Condoms." "Balance the Budget; Tax Churches." They chanted, "We are everywhere." One man wore a black nun 's habit and a gauze veil. "We're all being oppressed by the pope 's views," said Ann Marie Capuzzi, co-chair of the Greet the Pope Committee, a coalition of 23 organizations that sponsored the event. "But you have to try and keep it light.." The committee put together the rally to denounce the pope 's "attempts to limit our basic human rights and civil liberties," Capuzzi said. Speakers denounced John Paul's stand against homosexuality, birth control and abortion , as well as the public cost bf his trip. "How many homeless people could have been sheltered for the money spent this week," said Jean Conger, a lesbian activist. Throughout the rally, three men holding huge yellow and red banners with fundamentalist slogans booed the speakers. "We are here to tell these people that their problem is not the pope, the problem is theirsin ,"one intoned. Blowing whistles, waving banners and carrying lighted tapers, the protesters set off to march as close to St. Vibiana's Cathedral as they could get, given the heavy security, in hopes that the pope would hear them. WEDNESDA Y, OCTOBER 27, 198 7 8:00 PM NELSON FIELD HO USE Tickets on Sale ,' Wednesday October 23 , 1987 10 am - 4 pm KUB Thursday October 24 , 1987 10 am - 4 pm KUB after 4:30 pm ¦•¦ ¦ Information Desk , KUB All Tickets GENERAL ADMISSION Limited Seating Available with BU ID $9.00 - All others $12.00 HE' I!» NEAR THE ffHTEBM *£*5Sw»JiiWA AWM ¦i -"* ^OVTBQQMf &tL, 3j Market Street Shopping Center Bloomsburg ¦ 784-4548 > J *¦¦| i Limit 2 tickets per ID, 3 ID's per person For More Information Call 389-4344 (Student Activities) Subsidized by the Community Government Association ' i __ ._____ -_-_-__ ¦ Wellness Day atBU Bloomsburs fniversitv student Koin CafTroy has his cholesterol level checked. Photo by Robert Finch ! I Nil ladies enjoy Beyond Fear. ^^^ Photo by Andy Frank troubled arca Moore Graduate Bill SchlorfT come back to point out the ^ ^^ thc expertise of make-up specialists . Marv Jo Bupp . -« . u i r enjovs J . i\ I Birth control information available for students. A bea r on campus. I Photo by Laura Splcer | Nurses check students blood pressure. | Photo by Christopher Lower I Fhoto by An dy Frank \ Photo by Christopher Lower Ben Fielding and Mark Powell visit the American Heart stand. \ _ v Photo by John Rlsdon . Nadine Dodge shares the information she received. Jamie Bctz, Paul Gould , and Norecn Hanus clown around at Wellness Day. Photo by John Rlsdon Photo fay John Rfsdon "Eat Hearty " Dr. Salim Qurcshi looking tough under pressure. Photo by Gerry Moore Photo by Laura Snlcer Photo layout by T. J. Kemmerer . pholo by Rob .r[ Flnch Scrubby Bear , won by Joann Lcimcnbach Mr. Gross Mouth , hc speaks for himself. Photo by Laura Splcer 4-H offers hcaift assessment. BU student receives facial mesage. I Photo by Christopher Lower! Photo by TJ.Kemmerer The Inside Cover A look at who 's who in albums Well, there you have it. The best of the best and the worst of the worst. Take it with a grain of salt Deadheads. It's all in good fun. I say more? 5. Metallica 's Ride the Lightning—This is thc ultimate heavy metal album of all-time. It 's fast, furious, intelligent, and undeniably unique. It gives speed metal fans something to brag about. Worst Five: 1. Anything by the Grateful Dead.Thcse guys are an ecological Ken Kirsch ' menace. I thought man was made ci Let's take a not-so serious look al flesh and blood , not coke and LSD. That's all beside the fac t that they who 's who. Acts have come and can 't play anything more than gone like thc wind; some have stayed longer, some have faded into nickel-and-dimc ditties about "keeping your day job", not tliat oblivion (thank God). So, in thc they ever worked or anything. spirit of fun and the freedom of 2. Hucy Lewis and the News's opinion , I offer lo you , for your Sports ""I "Fo re "— Gutless pop scrutiny and criticism , thc top five and worst five albums of all time. with adolescent lyrics. I'm surprised he 's never included pieces of bubble Top Five: 1. Bruce Springsteen 's Born to gum with his records. Run —Let's face it , this is thc best. 3. Bon Jovi' s Slippery When It 's America. Thc most realistic look Wel—This is the worst excuse for at our culture any rocker has ever rock and roll I've ever heard in my brought us. entire life. Another one for thc 2. Pink Floyd' s Dark Side ofthe bubble gum awards. They really are Moon/The Wall—Two indepth looks "livin ' on a prayer " in hopes that into man 's psychotic side with some listeners won 't grow up and realize of thc most imaginative music ever they 're a bunch of untalented bozos. recorded. 4. Anything by Quiet Riot. Picture 3. Led Zeppelin 's Physical five male cheerleaders playing rock Graffiti—Mid-seventies monster and roll , and you 'll know whatt I rock at its very best. Jimmy Page's mean . unrivaled guitar play ing combined 5. Black Sabbath' s Seventh Star with Robert Plant 's echoing vocals — A great rock legacy destroyed by is me best one-two punch ever band member Tony Iommi' s unwilldevised in rock and roll. ingness to let the legacy alone. This 4. Yes 's Distance RunaroundlThe is some of tlie sloppiest guitar Fish , and Gates of Delirium— Need playing available on vinyl. Remember, differences of opinion are always welcome in The Voice. So if you 're partial to The Rolling Stones, or perhaps think that Led Zeppe lin isn't all they're cracked up to be, let us know. Give us a list of your choices of the best five and worst five albums of all time. We'll compile a list and see how the readers' choices stack up to mine. Thc results will be printed in the September 24 issue of The Voice. Speak up now or forever let your favorites be desecrated. . "Synch , " an area band , is p laying Saturday outside Kehr Un ion at Bloomsburg University. Local band chang ing to a diffe rent sound by Mara Gummoe Staff Writer The Wesley Rogers Band , a rock n ' reggae group, will be the opening act for this Saturday 's outdoor dance mini-concert. Having diverse musical backgrounds , tlie band' s members create unique sounding dance music. Guitarists George Wesley and Don Rogers formed the band in 1984 and has been moving steadil y forward ever since. Other members include Alexander Walker, I-Kril , and Ed Boyle. The band has opened for The Romanes, Judy Morvatt , and also for Grammy award winner Michael Rose. Play ing mostly original songs, the band combines rock, blues, and reggae, to create a sound with universal appeal. Immediately following thc Wesley Rogers Band „\h*z featu red group, Synch, will take the stage. Formed in 1985, the band ori ginated in thc Wilkes-Barre area. Synch' s five members are Jim Harnen-lead vocals, Mike Warnerbass, Rich Kossuth-drums, Jon Lorance-guitar , and their newest member, Frank Grudcn-keyboards. The band is breaking in their new member, and they will be performing at B.U. after only three rehearsals. The group 's album , .. . get the feelin , was released February 10, 1987 and includes thc hits Where Are You Now , Only f o r the Night , Give Love Another Try, Don ' t Walk Away on Love, and Thinkin of You. Where Are You Now broke thc Billboard Top 100 Chart in 1986 at #95 and peaked at #77. One of their latest hits , Should ' ve Said No , was written at i,hc request of Attorney General Edwin Mccsc to use in his campaign against dnigs. Thc band has opened for several Top 40 artists; The Hooters, Bon Jovi , Expose ' , El DcBarge and Steppenwolf, to name a few. On Apri l 10 of last year, they played as thc featured band at B.U. Despite losing their two keyboard players , the barid has produced a demo tape and arc hopcfull that they will get a national recording contract within thc next two years. "This fall and winter will be pretty hectic," says Harnen , lhe | only remaining original band member. "We'll be recording by February of 88', have four to six months of recording, and we hope to go national by October of 88'. » According to Warner, they 'll be concentrating mainly OIJ writing and recording, due to the member changes. "Our priority to play jobs hasn 't been here, our objective is to write," he says. "However, the band will be playing scattered dates throughout the next year. " Along with signing a contract, the band is chang ing to a heavier style, more along the lines of Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi. And with these changes comes new music and songs that will have B.U. students rocking at their concert. Somers learns to cop e with mid-ag e crisis by Jeffery A. Frank WWii Brings yo u live and A Winning combination —.^—¦——m—tm^. —n-_i__TT_ n____ir_Bi«__nwM^___i______i__m_______________r_r_^ certain detachment, if nol awe. "It was phenomenal when you In "American Graffiti ," she was a think about it ," she says. "In one beacon of fleeting enticement year, I was on 55 national magazine driving a Thundcrbird . She was covers. I know that because after a discovered , much like Lana Turner , while you just started counting in a Hollywood restaurant. because it gets so incredible. And then , suddenly, she became Including the cover of Newsweek Chrissy," the voluptuos naif of and featured on '60 Minutes ' with "Three's Company" - implausibly Morley Safer. And I really couldn 't blond , scantily clad and a bit of an figure out what was happening. I airhead. wasn't going to push it away, but it The show thrived in the era of the was really...And if you 're lucky "Jiggly," or, as Suzanne Somers says enough to be in the right place at the today, more precisely, The Age of right time you can have a great ride. the "Five Ji gglies" - Farah Fawcett, "It was a great ride. There's a assorted Charlie 's Angels and power attached to being on thc herself . number one show in the nation Uiat I Then , in the summer of 1980, she didn 't realize was attached to it until left - contract disputes and all that. I left... I was used to calling up thc And because Suzanne Somers is not head of movies at ABC or CBS and now and never has been the besaying, 'I just got this script, I really fuddled blond she once played , she like it ,' and they 'd say,'When do you can look at what happened with a wan t to do it? ' Or you called a press conference and the room is overflowing. I just figured that 's the way it was." LA. Times - Washington Post Service n . i n __j This is the way it is now: She's almost 40, thc mother of a 21 -yearold son. She's served her ume as an American blond archetype and even has hcr tussle with Playboy (she lost; tliey published). Recently she's been on the road on bchalS of her new series, "She's die Sheriff ," and early next year, Warner Books will publish her sort-of memoir of a Catholic girlhood , a Literarey Guild featured alternate. But she knows that when people stare at her, it is because of the one role and one program that changed hcr life. is hanging around and why her husband Alan Hamcl wanders in and out of an adjoining room. Somers plays a widowed sheriff , Hildy Granger, and the cast includes a number of television veterans, including Emmy-winner Pat Carroll as Hildy 's mother. She looks startlingly slight (one, after all , has certain expectations) , and is wearing a silk y teal dress. And thoug h the conversation will turn to (yes) poetry, and hcr book, thc roller coaster of "Three's Company," and even Gary Hart, the point , of course, is "She's the Sheriff ," and wc might as well be done with it. That's why a TV publicity person Some people (sexists all of them) will be very saddened by that. "Within the confines of a sitcom and on a three-day rehearsal week, I'm putting out thc best work I can ," she goes on. "That doesn't mean this is Shakespeare, but it does mean that within this little art form called sitcoms" (she pauses) "that I'm getting off." And at that , she grins. "This new character is not dumb," Somers says. "I'm not even dressing in a glamorous way. I wear a uniform , a khaki uniform with a shirt and tie, and it's interesting to see how people will react to that." War of the Worlds a classic, a must Wells combined this fascination with his background in Biology to provide the foundation of his sixth novel, "War of the Worlds." This original version depicted a terrifying martian invasion of Victorian London. Orson Welles changed the original setting to New Jersey in his 1938 radio show under the same title which proved to be a tremendous success. The broadcast was so realistic that listeners who missed the opening discourse were unaware that it was only a fictional drama , and many swarmed to the countryside in search of hiding places. Later in 1953, George Pal (producer of "Destination Moon" and "When Worlds Collide") decided to produce a cinema version once again changing the setting to contemporary southern California. This 1953 box office hit , starring Gene Barry as Dr. Clayton Forrester and Anne Robinson as Sylvia Van Buren , featured revolutionary special effects provided by the much heralded Gordon Jennings. The five months and 1,600,000 dollars spent in the production were devoted almost entirely to Jennings' bizarre effects. The piercing sound of the heat-ray was created by making a recording of specific notes played on electric guitars which were played backward . The meteor unscrewing was a combination of dry ice scraped across a microphone and a woman's scream played backward. This is just a small sample of the forerunner of modern special effects. This Oscar-winning movie, play ing in Carver Hall tonight, is a classic and a must for the avid movie lover. Lynne Ernst Features Editor The other day, a-not-so-pleasant incident happened in my house that made me think of my dad. The toilet bowl overflowed. Now this may not seem like an unusual occurence, but it's one that I never had to deal with before. Usually I'd just shout for dad, and he'd come running, armed with plunger in hand, ready to conquer the problem. But suddenly I realized dad wasn't there to stop the puddle that was forming on the floor. The same goes with mom. The other day as I was relentlessly scrubbing the mold off of our bathroom walls, I thought of my mom back home. It may sound cruel that green algae brings thoughts of dear ol' mom, but it's true. For some reason I felt she should be there with me, guid- ing me, helping me- perhaps doing it for me. It was in the course of these incidents that I realized parents have a way of sheltering their children from the hardships of housework, only to leave them feeling inept when faced with off-campus housing. The other night I talked to mom and dad on the phone. After asking the usual questions, dad asked me the one that really got me going-"So , how's your house?" "Well Dad, if you really wan't to know,"I answered," the bathroom floor is rotting, and if the landlord doesn 't fix it soon, we're all going to have to wear seatbelts when we go to the bathroom." Dad didn 't have much to say after that. Sure he felt bad, but he knew he couldn 't do anything to help my plight. The only fatherly advice he could offer was to call the landlord in the morning. Why, I wondered, couldn 't dad have taught me to be a little Miss FixIt instead of raising me to be a women who still can 't remember the difference between a Philli ps screwdriver and the other kind? If he had made me learn, I wouldn 't have to be at the mercy of a landlord who refuses to acknowledge complaints. And why couldn 't mom have taught me all of those wonderful household hints, instead of now having to learn by trial and error? But now that mom and dad aren't here to help out, I am forced to notice the problems. And much to my surprise I am learning how to cope with them. Yes, I'm finally growing up and become domesticated. Pat Andrews and Chris Golden Staff Writers In 1898, facinated with the concept of martian invasion , H.G. Wells published a work which triggered radio and film adaptations. Aging and becoming domestic Don't order your ring until you see Jostens selection of ring designs. See your Jostens representative for more details. JOSTENS A M E R I C A S C O L L E G E Sept. 21st - 25th 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Date* R I N G ™ Time: 5;3ft - 7 p.m. Deposit Required: Place: University Store * * ¦*¦" Payment Plans Avaaable gfg gig Meet with your Jostens representative for full details. See our complete ring selection on display in your college bookstore. 67-412 (CP-128*88) New Season Beg ins f or Bloom N ews by TJ. Kemmerer Photography Editor Last fall a program gave the mass communication students of Bloomsburg University an idea of what it means to be an active part of a news broadcast. Bloom News, originally created as a branch of broadcast journalism to give students the experience of working for a television station , has grown into a respected part of the Mass Communication department. 'Ulloth , a full professor at Bloomsburg, began the program in the fall of 1986 with eigh t shows airing the first semester. Since then tlie program has grown to run 12 shows in the spring semester and six shows during the summer of 1987. This Friday the first newscast of this season will air on Channel 13 on the Bloomsburg Cable System and on Channel 10 on the Berwick Cable System . Presently the half hour broadcast can be seen live at 6:30 pm and rcaired at 8 pm throughout the Columbia- Montour area and as far away as Frackvillc and Shickshinny. Ulloth , along with William Acierno, an associate professor at Bloomsburg and Rev. Gary Essex Sprunger , a part time-professor at BU , serve as executive producers for thc news show. Bloom News is run as a professional news program with the production being "completel y student operated" according to Acicrno. He added , "As it should be." Thc broadcast journalsim students are mainly responsible for the reporting and editing the news. They are Student at Large each assigned a "beat" to report on each week. The production is the responsibility of the T.V. Acting and Directing studen ts. The production includes technical directors , lighting, chyron , camera operators, and timers. Presently there are approximatel y 50 students involved in the overall program. In any given episode onl y about 25 students are involved . A long term goal ior Bloom News is to run 52 weeks a year. The viewing audience would remain relatively stable for the entire year. According to Ulloth and Acierno, there are difficulties to be worked out. Bloom News has already had an profound news influence in the area. Its members expect to enjoy a successful season as a result of their work and dedication. 1he telling of mouthpieces by Don Chomiak Jr. Did you ever listen to the word "mouthpiece." It brings to mind anything from a band instrument to something resoundingly less decent, should the mind swerve down the wrong avenue. There are assorted mouthpieces. The reed variety, the horn variety, the kind found on instruments like the flute, the lawyer variety, and last of all , the public relations (PR) variety. The last two happen to be not only the most resilient, but the most animated. The lawyer variety habitually crosses the line between letter and spirit. Steering to the letter of the law, often the spirit is cast aside as many paper plates from Sal's place, discarded on College Hill when the slice of pizza mounted upon it is devoured. A joke that well describes our lawyers reads, "Heaven and Hell are located side by side and separated by a tall fence. One day the Devil pushes down part of thc fence and God cries out , "I'll suek" Satan replies , "How can you? You have no solicitors." (i.e. for the dummies in the group, there are no lawyers in Heaven.) So goes it for that variety of mouthpiece. And then there is the PR variety. This particular subspecies of mouthpiece sounds off with little consequence. Unlike the flute , horn or reed variety, which , if attached to an instrument that is played properl y, help produce enli ghtening sounds , the (PR) blend blows little more than smoke. Another quality of this particular mouthpiece is the omnipotence of it. It litterally (sic.) speaks for everyone within its environment. A perfect example is the current "Greek Trauma " that is plaguing Bloomsburg University. WNEP, channel 16, was at Bloomsburg University to check out all the fuss and confusion here and was not even told about the new greek advisor, (a friend of mine was here for the shoot) The question is "How can Uiis mouthpiece (University Relations office) speak in the stead of the greek advisor when the office has little con tact with the greek problem on campus? Answer me that, children of a lesser mouthpiece. Ah! I have it. A brain drain. They have machinery in the office that allows them to tap the minds of every person with their "jurisdiction." Yeah , that 's it! It is interesting how the eyes ofthe God of Mouthpieces in Waller" can be there to see an accident , to give tickets , to have the exact opinion of an administrator involved in a controversy. Or to even truly be in touch with what is reall y going on at Bloomsbure University . Ted Hodgins, Joe Monkman, and Colleen O'hora are seen here preparing the control room f o r Friday*'s airing. Photo by TJ. Kemmirer Fawn Hall: harboring journalistic ambition? "You want to be sitting where I'm Walters asked by Jay Sharbutt LA -.. Times - Washinglon Post Service Fawn Hall , former secretary of Marine Lt. Col. Oliver North , says "it would be great" if her boss ran for president. In excerpts of a taped interview that will be broadcast on ABC Monday ni ght , Hall also says she "would be crushed" emotionall y if either North or his one-time boss, Rear Adm. John Poindextcr , were indicted for alleged wrongdoing in conjunction with thc Iran-Contra affair. ABC New s disclosed that although it had said earlier there had been no restrictions placed on thc questions that Barbara Walters asked Hall , one of Hall' s "ncw lawyers" changed that Ihe night before the interview was to be held. According to thc network , the unidentified lawyer said that there were certain things Hall could not discuss. In the interview, Hall about rumors that she might want to become a reporter. "Well ," Hall said , "journalism would be a way to learn a lot about the people in the world. I mean , I would be honored to, after the right training and experience...." ^ ^ DON'T MISS IT- ¦ wmmm ^^^^aB^mK^Kmmmmmwmmv **^^*-'^^^^^^^^^^*^*^*^^^^^^**'''''*^^^ M A L E BAMCBM S THE G~MI£ N A PROFESSIONAL ALL MALE REVUE A SPECIAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT APPEARANCE AT THE World famous pianist, Borge, will perform at BU "If he did not exist, he would have to be invented," a leading critic wrote about Victor Borge. He is unique - an artist who has mastered comedy, music, and a brilliant combination of the two. He has been internationally hailed as America's Ambassador of good will, music and fun , and cele brated an illustrious 78th birthday last January. Living in the United States for more than 40 years, Victor Borge has done almost everything an entertainer can do. He's performed on radio, in films, on television, on Broadway, in nightclubs, in large concert arenas, and at the White House. In addition , he's released several LPs of his "Comedy in Music" routines, and has written two books - My Favorite Intermissions and a new book, entitled My Favorite Comedies in Music . Beyond that, he has been knighted by five Scandinavian countries Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, and Sweden - honored by both the U.S. Congress and the United Nations, and has been called the "funniest man in the world" by The New York Times. Victor Borge was born in Copenhagen to a musical family. His mother introduced him to a piano when he was three years old. His father was a noted violinist in the Denmark Royal Philharmonic. When he was eight, young Victor made his concert debut in Copenhagen as a pianist, and was later awarded scholarships in Berlin to further his musical education. He was established as bne of the leading stage and screen personalities in Scandinavia when the Nazi invasion took place. Because humorist Borge was noted for his biting satire of Hitler (who was not known for his sense of humor), he becamea target of the Nazis. He escaped to America on the last ship to leave Finland. The American chapter of the Victor $3.00 IN ADVANCE $4 00 AT THE DOOR ALSO, SPECIAL GUEST FOIRMEIt (CHIIIPIPEOTALIE ^ ©ANCIE M WEDNESDAY SEPT. 23RD 7 P.M.-10 P.M. OPEN TO GENERAL PUBLIC AT I®:@® P M . FOR BEER BASE WITH STORM WAR N ING SOUNB S L.A. Times - Washington Post Service The single most remarkable thing about "He's My Girl," a frantic mixture of video rock satire, and buddybuddy sex comedy that comes out like "La Cage aux Folies"and "Some Like It Hot" squeezed through an MTV tube, is that one can watch the entire movie and 'not be aware that one of the lead actors is French. Gallic rock star David Hallyday, playing aspiring musician Bryan, hoodwinks us completely into imagining him a Yank. Hallyday's final number is one of the movie's highlights, but the rest of 784- 9462 , / Victor Borge will perform for BU students on Sunday, September 20, 1987 in Haas Center. says, "With mc the three B's are Bach, Beethoven and Boats." Victor Borge still manages to devote time to many p hilanthropic activites. He has established several scholarship funds, and has served as spokesman for many charities. The honors and accolades that he has acquired are as wide in range as the man's talents. Borge will be appearing Haas Center on September 20,1987 at 2:30 pm. Individual tickets are free with a Community Activities Card and are available at the Information Desk, KUB. Borge's life began in 1940 when he arrived unknown , penniless, and unable to speak English. He learned American "culture" through countless trips to the local movie houses. In 1953 Borge made theatrical history by developing the one-man show Comedy in Music , which ran in Broadway 's Golden Theater for a record-shattering 849 performances, a feat which has since been unequalled and is still listed in die Guinness Book of World Records. In recent years, Maestro Borge has conducted some of the world' s most prestigious orchestras including the London Philharmonic , Amsterdam 's Concertgebouw, the Royal Copenhagen , the New York Philharmonic, the Boston Pops, and the Philadelphia Orchestra. Many orchestras have had their seasons saved by the inclusion of a Victor Borge appearance on the podium , or by a special concert to benefit the symphony . When not performing, Mr. Borge spends his free time with his wife, Sanna, and his extensive family. His hobbies include boating with his family. An expert skipper, Borge the time, he tends to fade back a little, simply because his performance is so low key and nearly everyone else in the movie has descended into an orgy of mugging, flailing and caterwauling. T.K. Carter plays Bryan 's heterosexual black manager, Reggie, forced to masquerade as Bryan 's girlfriend to get them both a tri p from the Midwest to the Los Angeles. But Carter's attempted star turn becomes one more entry in a mugger's convention. Carter's drag act is similar to Milton Berle's: with little Berlelike simpers and kissypoo gestures transplanted onto a James Brown version of Flip %% EDUCATION Wilson 's Geraldine. ^SERVICES In fact, the entire movie, which sounds as if it were written by a deadlocked committee , leaves you screaming for less: less screeching, fewer flash y colors, fewer drunken Hollywood orgies, fewer mindless jokes. "He's My Girl" (MPAA-rated PG-13) is an interesting and risky idea gone worse in the telling. Even though it shows some talent and energy, is well-shot, crisply edited and gets a few laughs, they are the kind of chuckles that scrape on your mind and 215-449-6311 ^tiW throat coming out Nothing new about "He 's My Girl" by Michael Wilmington sitting one day, Fawn?" Walters interrupted. Hall, apparently joshing the star, replied that "I was just about to say that I wouldn 't mind sitting down and saying, 'Barbara Walters. Who is Barbara Walters?' 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Business Manager T 12 -1 p.m. W l - 2 p.m. F 12 -1 p.m. Ostler on Sports _ By Scott Ostler LosAngeles Times .It's not so much the fear that Nolan Ryan-my personal candidate for the Cy Young Award-instills in the hearts and minds of big league hitters, because this is a courageous group of people. It's more a very healthy respect OK, sometimes it's fear. "One time he scared me for my life," said Phil Gamer, the Los Angeles Dodger utility infielder , "and I've never been afraid. (John) D'Aquisto hit me in the head, it didn 't bother me. (John Montefusco hit me in the head, it didn 't bother me, and they both threw hard. "The only time I've ever been scaredwas my first year with the A' (1975). Nolan struck me out my firs two times up, on si;-, straight fastballs, low and away. Next time up, he threw me two more fastballs, lov and away, for striked. I figured , Tl lean out over the plate on this one and poke it over the first baseman's head.' "Nolan shot one right behind my ear. All I could see was the ball, big as a basketball, inches from my head. I went down, I was digging under the plate. The next pitch, I can't even tell you what or where it was, all I know is he struck me out again." More than a decade later, Ryan still throws harder than anyone on the planet. Monday night at Dodger Stadium, Ryan struck out Gamer twice and had nine strikeouts for th< night. Sume pitctiers throw harder tor a couple innings, or for a couple seasons. But at age 40, and age when other pitchers survive by resorting to knuckles, sandpaper 01 prayer, Ryan remains the king of zing. Pitching in his 20the big-league season, IJyan consistently throws inthe high 90's. His change-up, according to Dodger speed-gun operator Mike Brito, clocks in at 87 or 88 mph, faster than Fernando Valenzuela's fastball. Any day now, an opposing manager will demand that the umpires X-ray Ryan's right arm for cork. "No one throws as fast as Ryan," Garner says. "(Dwight) Gooden throws the ball good, but it doesn't explode on you like Nolan's. Hid looks like it picks up speed as it comes to the plate." Ryan can't explain any of this, or why there are so few truly hard throwers around these days. "I remember when I went to Met. camp, there were five or six guys who threw in the low 90's" Ryan said. "Seaver, Kooseman, Gentry. Now there are only five or six guys in the league. Now, if you go over 90 you're considered a hard thrower, even if you only do it two or three times a game. The speed is a nice gimmick, but Ryan is now recognized as a great pitcher, and at age 40 he is having what might be the best season of his Ufe. His 1987 strikouts-to-innings ratio, already the highest in major league history for his career, is higher than it's ever been. He leads the league in strikeouts, despite a 100 pitch curfew (now 125) imposed on hime by Manager Hal Lanier. He had the league thirds lowest ERA. His record is 8-14, which will take him out of the Cy Young running, but it chouldn't. Hasn 't Ryan suffered enough fothe Astro's lack of punch? Ryan, an honest man, said that he would vote for hmself. "I think I've been as consistent a pitcher as anyone in the Iesague," h said before going out and driving . home the point against the Dodgers "Won-lost record seems to be the deciding factor on how effective you are (in the minds of award voters), but I don 't think anyone in the league has been more effective than I've been this year." Voting Ryan the Cy this season would be no gift, no sentimental Lifetime Achievement Award. Just because he's the greatest strikeout pitcher in history, and one of baseballs nicest people, is no reasoi to vote him the award. If he continues tb pitch as he has, he should wi on merit. Is it too much to ask that the amazing, blazing, hair-raising, hyper-phasing Nolan Ryan be vote a Cy Young Award once every 20 ¦ . ... years? Sp orts Prof ile of the Week DeDea continues to break all the records, but one Troy Hunsinger Staff Writer Quarterback Jay DeDea and the Huskies have just come off an impressive win and are ready to get back on the winning track. DeDea is one of the major factors in turning the Bloomsburg football program around. DeDea joined the team in 1983 as a 23-year-old freshman leaving a job in his hometown of Altoona. He is pursuing a degree in secondary education. He also aspires to someday teach, as well as coach , after he graduates Any spectator can tell that DeDea is in full control of the team. He runs the team like a great captain runs his ship.Coach Adrian has only the highest praises for his senior qurterback and has described him as a " very good leader off the field as well as on. He is like having another coach on the field and is the most mature player on the field. " Although DeDea is just starting his final year he has already broken many of the universities records. Before starting this season DeDea had broken the record for the most pass attempts with 759.DeDea also holds the pass completion record with 359. DeDea had been tied with Rich Lichtel , who played from 1965 to 1967, going into the Norfolk game. On the first play of the Shippensburg game DeDea threw a completed pass and broke yet another record, fie is now the alltime passing leader with 5004 yards.One record that DeDea does not have is the career touchdowns record. DeDea at this point has only (?) 37 touchdowns. The record , which is held by Lichtel, stands at 43. The past two seasons the Huskies have put together a record of 19 wins, 3 losses, aind 1 tie. The Huskies have totaled over 7,800 in total offense. DeDea and Tom Martin have been credited with almost 70 percent of that yardage. DeDea had his best sing le game against West Chester in the 1984 campaign. DeDea completed 24 of 48 passes for a school record 373 yards in a 34-31 triumph. This was the game that clinched the Pennsyl vania Conference East championship for the Huskies. In the 1985 campaign .when the Huskies went 12-1, DeDea missed 5 games in the middle of the season with another knee injury. He»then returned and lead the Huskies to the best season ever, winning the PC title and advancing to the NCAA Division II Jay DeDea rolls out on a pass play against Shippensburg this past weekend. DeDea broke the all-time passing record on his first completion of the game as the pass put him over 5004 yards. Voice photo by Michcle Young semmnals betore ending the season. of his knee problems. He completed Last year was DeDeas most success- 160 of 341 passes for 2,255 yards ?nd 14 touchdowns. He helped the ful up to this point. He participated in all 10 games. This is the first time riuskicsgo four consecutive nonhe has been able to do this because losing seasons with a 7-2-1 mark. Although Jay DeDea is one or Bloomsburg's greatest quarterbacks and a very gifted athlete coach Adrian said that DeDea "still can't beat him at one-on-one basketball." ley's. Going to records of 2-1 are Mark Billone, Lance Milner , Marc Lupenacci and Dave Gilbert. In doubles play, the team of Lamy and Milner are 2-1, the team of Billone and Lupenacci are also 2-1 while the team of Scott Glassford and Jay Pheasant are 1-2. The tennis team is now 1-0 and awaiting the start of their Pennsylvania Conference schedule which will begin this Saturday, October 19 when they travel to Millersville to take on the Marauders in theri own backyard. Coach Reese is confident due to the all-around support given to the team by each member. Men s tennis team wins From page twelve E n j o y Fine f o o d a>id s p i r i t s at R U S S E L L 'S Serving Dinner 4:30 p.m.-to 10:00 p.m^— :^ The Bloomsburg University field hockey team opened up their seventh consecutive season with a victory. They are hoping to make it eleven in a row in the post season tournament. Voiccpholo ^ ch_ i__a n<__kii,g_ Husky linksmen hope that blend of youth and experience will bring wins Mike Mullen Sports Editor A squad consisting of two freshmen, a sophomore and two seniors traveled to Elmira, New York this past weekend to compete in the Elmira Invitational against eleven other squads. The five man Husky team came in eleventh out of the twelve teams at the Soaring Eagles Golf Club. The seniors on the snuad ¦¦— two -¦ _-_^__-___-l___l_______il______ ^'X *"--*-_ ' finished one-two for Bloomsburg. Scott Griffis led the Huskies with an 82 anwas followed by fellow senior Doug Barbacci who shot an 89. Right behind the two seniors were two freshmen, Jim Lucas, who nailed 90, and Jeff Beidel, who shot a 93. 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These two teams looked awesome at the beginning of the season only ot be devestated by injuries and hurt by lack of pitching. .j ure, Dwight Gooden and Shane Rawley have both made impressive comebacks, but neither can carry their respective teams completely. Bob Ojeda and Rick Aguilera have each missed most of the season for the Mets, a major reason for their extreme decline.„ Ron Darling has been very erratic and David Cone is just too young. Terry Loach and Roger McDowell are the main reasons As for cork and sandpaper one has to wonder about an increase in people cheating or just an increase in people caught. My guess is the latter. - Dave Sauterthe Mets are as close to first as they are now. As for the Phillies, Steve Bedrosian has been a life-saver. I shudder to think where they might be without him. Every other starter has been mediocre and inconsistent at best. Meanwhile, Mike Schmidt is having another banner season, as is Juan Samuel. The Phillies have to regroup their pitching staff if they are to be a dominant force next year. Whitey Herzog has done a masterful job with his St Louis team guiding them through many injuries and slumps to their present first place standing. Probable MVP Jack Clark has missed a lot of time the last month and one half and John Tudor missed a lot of games in the early season. Yet they still are in first place and even swept two out of three games from the almighty Mets in New York. Barring anymore major slumps and injuries , I think you 're looking at this year's world champs. As for cork and sandpaper, one has to wonder about and increase in people cheating or just an increase in people caught. My guess is the latter. I think the umpires, by orders from Peter Ueberroth, are just cracking down n repeat offenders. Don't ask me why I say this, it is just a hunch. Ueberroth is constantly trying to improve the game with all of his policies, and it just seems that this is another step in that direction. Joe Kniekro and Kevin Gross don 't need sandpaper to pitch , just as Mickey Hatcher (and Howard Johnson?) doesn't need cork to hit the ball well. They are all quality players who have been punished and have hopefully learned their lesson. As for sports editor Mike Mullen (I anl on a semester hiatus), Howard Johnson is innocent until proven guilty, though one has to wonder. Bloomsburg men 's tennis Huskies dominate Binghampton in PSAC onener Mike Mullen Sports Editor Two Bloomsburg University tennis players extended their records to 3-0 and the team easily handled visiting Binghampton 8-1. In the first singles match, junior Mark Billone cruised to an easy vistory over Hall Groat, only losing three games in the two set match , 62, 6-1. In the second singles, freshman Roland Lamy, New England's number one player, also had an easy time of it as he downed Greg Pippo in straight sets, 6-1, 6-2. The third singles saw a closer match, if you can call a 6-4, 6-3 straight set victory by Lance Milner over Mark Birnbaum, a close match Matt Quigley was given Bloomsburg's toughest singles contest in the fourth singles match. Joe Alfano of Binghampton took Quigley to 7-5 in the first set before falling 6-4 in the second. Gary Meltzer of Binghampton was handily disposed of by Marc Lupenacci, whose 16-match winning streak was broken in the Bloomsburg Invitational two weekends ago. Lupenacci began another string of victories by downing Meltzer in straight sets, 6-2, 6-2. Transfer sophomore from Tulane, Dave Gilbert was a straight set winner over Binghampton's Johan Naude, 6-4, 6-4 in the sixth singles. In doubles action , the Huskies took two of ihree, as the number one doubles team of Lamy and Milner ousted visiting Binghampton's duo of Pi ppo and Birnbaum , 6-2, 6-4. The second doubles showcased Bloomsburg's number one player and number five man in a near perfect match as they eliminated Grout and Meltzer, 6-1, 6-0. Bloomsburg|s only loss of the day was incurred when the doubles team of Jay Pheasant and Scott Glassford were taken down in three sets by Alfono and Bryant, 6-7, 7-5, 6-3. Roland Lamy's record remains spotless at 3-0 as does Matt Quig- The Bloomsburg University field hockey team won its opening game for the seventh straight season at Lycoming College last week. The Huskies' record now stands at 2-0 after a second shutout victory against Marywood College on Monday . Bloomsburg defeated the Lycoming Warriors 4-0 with goals from Alicia Terrizzi, Sharon Reilly, karen Graham , and Cindy Daeche. Assists were contributed by Michelle Carcarey, Reen Duff y and Terrizzi. The Huskies outshot their opponent 36-6 and recorded 16 penalty comers against the Warriors five. Freshmen goalies April Kolar and Lori Shellywere credited with three saves and two saves respectively. Lycoming's goalie, Deb Burkland , had 16 saves. On Monday, bloomsburg took on the Marywood Pacers, shutting them out, 3-0. Goals were scored by Daneen Fero, Graham , with an assist from Daeche and Terrizzi. The Pacers were outshot 43-2 and did not force a single penalty corner situation , while Bloomsburg managed 21. One save was recorded by Bloomsburg's goalie, Shelly, while Marywood's Chris Dougherty successfully saved 19 shots. The Huskies look to continue their winning streak this weekend on Saturday against Slippery Rock and on Sunday against Indiana University of Pennsylvania. by Ruskin Mark ' for the Voice With a 2-3 record at this stage in the season the Bloomsburg University Huskies' soccer team is well on its way towards registering another fine season. Coming off a splendid victory against the Bald Eagles of Lock Haven the BU Huskies look set towards launching a legitimate challenge for the conference title. Dave Tuscano, the highly skilled and much celebrated striker from Council Rock High School, scored the only goal of the match at the 11:12 minute mark of the first half. After receiving a well directed first-time pass from teammate Gerry Crick, Tuscano immediately headed towards goal with only the keeper to beat. He skillfully disguised his inten- tions as he faked right then dragged left and eluded the advancing keeper. He then entered an open net— much to the delight of his teammates and the very supportive crowd present at the game. .Tuscano's goal seemed to have lifted the entire team as they played the remainder of the game with a determination and commitment worthy of champions. Lock Haven played a very good game and showed why they are highly favored to win their conference championship yet again. But on this particular day the well oiled BU defense was ready and equal to every challenge. Other good performances came from midfielder Crick, only a sophomore, but who has already established Continued on page eleven Bloomsburg field hockey team is 2-0 after downing Marywood , 3-0 Bloomsburg's head coach Jan Hutchinson has entered her tenth season as head coach and is aided by assistant coach Sharon O'Keefe. Last season saw Bloomsburg finish with a 19-3-2 record, which tied a Bloomsburg record for a season, and an NCAA Division II runner-up placing in the national tournament. The Huskies are seeking their eleventh consecutive winning season and also hope to make it their seventh trip in a row to a national tournament this season. Marc Lupenacci steps into play after serving to his Binghampton opponent. Lupenacci won, 6-2, 6-2. f Bloomsburg s soccer team gets back on track, beat Eagles 1-0 Attention Football Fans. As of yesterday morning, there was no one signed up for the Lock Haven Bus. Show your pride in B.U. and sign up today. Voice photo by TJ. Kemmcitor himSelf as one of the premier players in the conference. Freshman goalkeeper, Keith Cincotta, had another fine day in goal displaying a safe pair of hands, and made some mature decisions when pressured. He recorded eleven saves on his way to posting his first shut out of the season. The coaching staff was thoroughly impressed with the performance of the team in this game in particular, and head coach Steve Goodwin felt that the entire team deserves commendation for a job well done. Even the reserves who got in at times, he remarked, did a wonderful job in a clutch situation. The entire student populace is being invited to follow BU soccer as this years' team promises excitement and skill throughout. On Saturday the Huskies are away to Millersville and are very confident of securing another conference win. Next Wednesday the Huskies play host to the University of Lamy and Milner figure to be key additions to Reeses f tennis team In addition to being fast friends, Lamy and Milner also play as a doubles team for BU tennis coach Burt Reese. Voice photo by TJ. Kennnercr Lincoln Weiss Staff Writer In a seemingly irrelavant high school tennis match between Gilford and Concord a few years ago, Lance Milner and Roland Lamy met for the first time. Little did they know that a few years later, they would be teammates at Bloomsburg University. Milner is a sophomore from Gilford , New Hampshire. He transferred from the University of Vermont where he was their number one player during his freshman year. Lamy is a freshman from Concord, New Hampshire where he won two state singles titles. He is currently ranked number one in New Hampshire. The two of them are now very good friends, although it didn 't appear that way through high school. "It was strange because we were rivals," stated Milner, "wS were friends, but it actually grew more during this past summer. We hung around a lot together." Bloomsburg University Tennis Coach Burt Reese is especially high on these two new players. "What I do is I have a ladder (pre-practice ranking), then they start playing challenge matches (a round robin where each player plays everybody else)," said Reese. "As of now Roly and Lance are playing 2 and 3. Whether they will be 2 and 3 after the challenge matches is up for debate because we have quite a few guys that are playing real well." "They are going to make us a stronger team by being here," concluded Reese. But how did Lamy and Milner hear about Bloomsburg University? For Lamy it was quite simple. He received a letter and a phone call from Reese because of his high Rankings in New England. Lamy then visited Bloomsburg and liked it. He decided this was the place for him . Lamy said he was able to move so far away from home because the colleges in the New England area were not good tennis schools. Milner on the other hand, found out about Bloomsburg from Lamy's father. After getting a release from the University of Vermont, Milner was able to talk to Bloomsburg. He also had a visit and then decided that this was where he wanted to be. Both Lamy and Milner agreed that the level of play at Bloomsburg is intense. "I knew of about two or three team members and how good they are," said Roland. "I didn't know how strong the team was. It's really strong." Milner compares the difference in the level of play at Vermont to that of Bloomsburg. "The level of competition is different. Before I didn 't have to play tough competition every day...the level of competition is tougher here." Milner is a baseline player while Lamy is a more aggressive net player. They both feel that, with regular play, they can improve each others game. "It really helps us to play against each other," Lamy explains, "Sometimes I'll stay on the baseline and try to hit with Lance or he'll come up to the net." If Lamy and Milner continue to improve their game, a second straight PSAC Championship is a good probability for this already strong tennis team. But the team is looking at Lamy and Milner as the addition they need to help key them in their drive for a Division II national title.