BU to enact home telecourses This parking lot, located between Navy and North Halls and once shared by students and faculty/staff , becomes faculty/staff only with the new parking policy. vhoto by D. E . chomiak jr. Town adop ts new parking ordinance By Ken Kirsch Voice Copy Editor The Bloomsburg Town Council on Aug. 10 passed a law establishing permit parking in the residential area east of Bloomsbu rg University . The new law was designed to hal t what the town calls "a flood of student commuters who park in residential areas east of Bloomsburg University," as slated recently in the Press-Enterprise. The permits will cover parking for about 300 homes bounded by East Fourth , Th ird, Spruce , Locust and Chestnut streets and Oak Lane, Pine and Anthony Avenues. Residents can obtain their decals by showing proof of registration for a maximum two vehicles per residence. Each residence is entided to a guest permit as well. Each apartment in a single building is also eligible for three decals, if the rule applies, but rooming houses do not fall into the same category. Landlords must obtain the decals for their tenants or designate one tenant to do so by completing and notarizing a statement. Permits are required on the above streets between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m., except days when the university has no classes scheduled. The fine for parking in these designated areas during the above mentioned hours is $15 per violation. The parking decals can be obtained during normal business hours this week outside the police station. The law is intended to eliminate non-resident student parking east of campus. Police Chief Larry Smith said he has received "few complaints about the new Jaw from residen ts who showed up for the first day the decals were available," according the August 27 edition of the PressEnterprise. Commuter students who have not yet arrived for fall semester, and subsequently cannot be included in the pro-law residents who picked up their decals early, have received Imagine being able to earn college faculty liaison for the history course, credits just by turning on your while J. Calvin Walker, chairperson television set. Through a new of the psychology department, will program at Bloomsburg University serve as liaison for the psychology this fall , you can do just that. course. The university is making available Deibert says that she came across courses that are broadcast to the her telecourses while looking through public over regional cable television the BU School of Extended Programs stations serving Columbia, Monnon-degree catalog. "I saw them tour , Luzerne, Schuykill, Northumadvertised. It looked .like a good idea berland , Wyoming, Sullivan , and since I wasn 't able to be away from Union counties. The courses, called the house that much ,' Deibert said. telecourses, arc designed for those "One of them plus a night class gave who are qualified to take collegeme the six credits I needed for level courses but find it difficult to financial aid." attend classes on campus. She said it was especially convenPat Deibcrt, coordinator of adult ient because of the weather condiadvertisement and services and tions. When she took her first outreach specialist at BU, tells how telecourse, it was spring semester, the telecourses helped her get and snow often made travel rough. started. Deibert, who is now But with the telecourse, she- didn 't have to leave home. The shows are pursuing a graduate degree, look two of the courses in 1982 when broadcast up to 18 times each week they were fi rst offered. "I was 37 during morning, afternoon , and years old and trying to start college. evening hours, thus allowing the students to view the lectures at their I had four kids and a job. Then I found out I needed six credits to convenience. apply for financial aid ," Deibert Deibert liked the way the courses said. were administered. "The professor The two courses being offered this wrote to each student and explained fall are "The American Adventure, what he would cover and what we U.S. History: Colonial Period to were expected to know. He also gave 1877" and "Understanding Human a number for us to get in touch with Behavior," a general psychology him. We had to go to campus twice course. Craig Newton of the BU once for a mid-term and once for a history department will serve as a final. He also offered review sessions letters informing therrt of changes in parking and traffic patterns. According to the same edition of the Press-Enterprise, the letter also welcomes students back to school. "If they can read , they should be Bloomsburg University s official aware," Smith said. policy regarding Acquired Immune In an effort to ease parking Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) has problems on campus, the lots near been adopted following reviews by Northumberland Hall and behind President Harry Ausprich's cabinet McCormick Center, which allowed and University Legal Counsel students the easiest access to classes Robert A. Mulle. have also been eliminated as The policy, a product of a draft commuter parking spaces, in favor prepared by a University-wide AIDS of convening them to faculty/staff Committee f ormed during spring zones. semester, notes in its purpose According to the August 26 staiement that "the university 's edition of the Comminique ', the primary goals are : (1) to provide faculty/staff news letter, "the plan education to promote individual includes tlie reestablishment of a protection and to prevent further perimeter for non-commuter spread of this disease, and (2) to students, which means that resident make available health care treatstudents, who are ineligible for ment , referral information and parking permits on campus, cannot counseling for those individuals park their cars in neighborhoods sur- presentl y affected by AIDS, AIDSrounding the university." related comnlex CARO or those University-wide AIDS policy implemented Students suspended for stealing Two former students at Bloomsburg University pleaded guilty to a series of campus thefts which began so one of them could raise money to join a sorority, according to their testimony. Laura Lee Fundak, 19, and Jane L. Lookenbill, 20, were suspended from classes for a year. Both were fourth-term students who shared a room in Northumberland Hall. They entered guilty pleas under a plea agreement that , if accepted , would lead to probation and repayment of $617 in unrecovered stolen items. Campus security officer Deborah Barnes testified that up to 12 other students reported backpacks were stolen from the Scranton Commons area on campus during January and February, for a loss of about $1,500. Textbooks inside the backpacks were then sold to the campus bookstore, admittedl y by the two defendants. Lookenbill , who admitted stealing two of the backpacks, said she had been "forced" into getting involved by her roommate, Fundak, who later told Judge Jay W. Myers she needed the money to join a sorority. Fundak also had , on occasion , used her roommate's student I.D. card to sell some of the stolen books to the bookstore, Barnes testified. Judge Myers said he would take the plea bargain uder advisement. Sentencing for each defendant is set for a later date. A four-volum e set of diaries detailing a Hessian officer 's exploits during the American Revolutionary War donated to Bloomsburg University have been valued at $50,000 by a Philadephia appraisal firm. The collection is a gift from the late Joseph P. Tustin , a Bloomsburg native who attended Bloomsburg State Normal School in 1915 and died in December 1986. He purchased three of the four original volumes. It was 10 years later before he was able to obtain a photocopy of the fourth volume from a German prince. The four volumns, handwritten in neat, faded German script, were kept from 1776 to 1784 by Capt. \Johann Von Ewald, who com' manded a light infantry company and fought with the British against the American rebellion. The tliree original books arc bound in calfskin and contain 25 hand-drawn maps worth from $500 to $1,000 each, according to Neil Lanigan, of W. Graham Araider III appraisal firm. Lanigan points out the entire set is noteworthy because Ewald wrote clearly and objectivel y about the events on the same day or soon after they occured. The books also represent a chronicle of the entire war, whereas most books available recount only three to six -month segments of history, the appraisal states. Tustin meticulously translated the Ewald diaries to English and published the result through Yale University. The translation won an American Revolution Roundtable Award in 1980. before both exams." When she took her telecourse, Deibert inquired about other students taking the course in order to find someone who lived near her with whom she could correspond. She found another woman who lived in Danville as well. They would keep in touch by telephone to discuss what they were viewing. They also made arrangements to drive back and forth to campus together when necessary. The only problem Deibert sees with such courses is the lack of classroom interaction for new students. But combining the telecourses with regular courses is one way to overcome that problem. Says Deibert, "I highly recommend them for those people who need the credits but can't be away from home that often." "With today 's technology, it is the 'in ' thing to do. They can show you things you couldn 't see in a regular class and tend to be much more interesting." Deibert added that she liked them because the credits are also transferrable. For more information on the telecourses, contact the School of Extended Programs at (7 17) 3894420 weekdays between 8 a.m. and 7 p.m . Vice President for Student Life who test positive for the HTLV-III Jerrold Griffis, who established the The virus." policy states that the original BU AIDS Committee last university "does not censure or violate the personal , academic or civil spring, has called upon the persons designated in the policy to serve on rights of any individual as protected the Education Task Force and the by current federal and state laws and First Response Team. as they pertain to this health issue." Regarding student housing, the There are provisions in the policy policy states that the university "is for AIDS education programming committed to providing a positive and materials to be planned and living environment for all on- and implemented by an AIDS Education Task Force. The task force will make off-campus resident students that its recommendations to the university complements their educational experience and goals." The First administration for further action. A First Response Team established Response Team will communicate with the Office of Residence Life if in the policy will "provide for the well-being of affected individuals and there are special needs and housing accommodations in connection with the welfare of lhe university ," and an AIDS case, the policy says. will determine an appropriate course of action after assessing each case on an individual basis. A revision or the pass-ran policy becomes effective today for all entering, reentering and transfer students. For these students, courses taken on a pass-fail basis must be free electives. This means no required courses may be taken pass-fail. Required courses include all courses in a person 's major, minor, and all general education courses. Previously, courses for a minor and in general educaition were permitted to be taken on a pass-fail basis. Pass-fail forms, available at the Registrar 's office , must be returned no later than 4:30 p.m., Friday, Sept. 11. Pass-fail revised SOAR coffee break The Student Organization of Adult Resources (SOAR), a support group f or non-traditional students, would like to invite all nontraditionals to a coffee break today between 8:30 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. on the court yard in front of Andruss Library. Revolutionary War diaries donated to BU Index Read what CGA Prsident Ed Gabora has to say about the parking problem. Page 2. ?inished copies of The Voice, about to be put in bundles, coming off the presses at the Danville News Building. Photo by T. J. Kcmmerer The Voice moves to paginati on Hoping to increase the quality of the newspaper, as well as speed up tlie production process, The Voice has moved to pagination, the use of computers in the layout and design area. Pagination allows the editors to lay out an entire page on the computer and then print it. The editors then put together a total of six pieces to complete the page, contrasting to the previous requirement of cutting and pasting an entire page, one piece of copy at a time. The move was made possible by a large increase in advertising revenue last year over previous years. In 1985-86, the paper boasted an intake of about $16,000. For the year 198687. The Voice made over $27,000; $14,473 during the spring semester. In August, the typesetting system previously used by the paper, purchased for $25,000 two years ago, was donated to the Mass Communication Department by the Community Government Association. The current system was purchased for about $15,000. PennDOT declares war on fake I.D. users. Read about the college campus crack-downs. Page 3. ——." Huskies' football previex. Page 4. Commentary Sports ' ' ¦ page 2 page 4 —I Welcoming all to. Parrishland It happened. Over the summer, while the majority of students at this university were elsewhere, the proposed parking policy that Dr. Parrish went to the town with passed. Student residents of the area shall soon feel the affects of this totally biased ordinance. The most profound discovery for anyone attending one of thc town council meetings prior to thc enactment of this proposal would have to be the attitude held by die vast majority of the residents with regard to the students of this university. Tlie view proffered by univerisity and town administrators that there is good will between town residents and students is so blatantly false it barely merits comment, except to deny its validity . Granted , there are exceptions tq this as there are to every rule, but consider this example. Having attended a town council meeting called to discuss the proposed ordinance, I can safely say I was an eyewitness. If residents attending the meeting could be considered a lynch mob, the intended victim would undoubtedly be the student residents of the permit area, which includes most of the streets east of campus to Fifth Street. The students were blamed for simply parking in front of the houses where they live. It appeared as though the student residents were singled out; the discussion favored denying the student residents , beyond two car owners pcr residence, thc ri ght to park where they live. No concern was placed nor time 'wasted' on what these student residents were to do in adapting to this situation. No one cared. And why during summer? Wh y not consider and adopt this proposal during the fall semester and then enact it over the Christmas holiday, sometime after the first of thc year? It seems that the studen t residents of the area, those who are most affected, should have some voice in the matter. Looking toward the university, it appears as though the BU administration is about as concerned as the town residents. It is true that the university is providing parking storage on the upper campus. But is it fair to force a student who pays rent to live on Fourth Street to park on the upper campus? The administration is also trying to get a grace period established to aid students in adapting to this ordinance. Should tfiis grace period not have been included in the original proposal taken to the local government? Why did the administration wait until now? To list the other delights waiting for commuter students, the commuter parking areas between Navy and North halls and behind McCormick Center have been eliminated in favor of faculty/staff parking. Other areas have been added , but the "parking woes" will do more dian simply continue. They will fester. - Don Chomiak Jr. wowFV CLOSET I The p arking p roblem examined Residents cannot find parking "within two blocks of their houses." The problem, as it was first seen at the formation of the town committee, was that the commuter students park on town streets during thc day, taking spots in front of houses. Also some of the freshmen and sophomores living on campus, (who against school policy bring cars to school) leave cars on streets for indefinite periods of time. Because of these circumstances the permit party this weekend?' ordinance was originated. Displaying a positive attitude After a few committee meetings, when the sun is shining and the the town added a section concerning birds are singing is great. But it is the limitation of permits to a when you can 't see the light at the maximum of two per residence, end of the tunnel that having a which will obviously cause a severe inconvenience for student residents. positive attitude counts. Give This action was supposedly taken yourself a pep talk once in a while to help lessen the problem. Memand keep an 'I can do it' spirit. bers of CGA went to town council Freshmen class of 1987, 1 meetings during the summer to challenge you to be different. Explore, create, excel and accept no represent the students, but little limits to your potential. Many concern was given to student classes and organizations can benefit suggestions or questions. from your enthusiasm, personality Although there is a problem of and fresh ideas. Get involved and parking in this area, I firmly believe the students should not be penalized make Bloomsburg that happening for something they could not help. place. Dare to be different. The problem lies in two areas: First, the town did not properly To the Editor: The Town of Bloomsburg, as of Sept. 1, 1987, is enacting an ordinance to limit parking east of campus to Fifth Street. The purpose of this ordinance is to help alleviate the problem of parking in the "permit area." Reach out.challenge yourself and 'psych it up' Ken Roberts graduated in December of 1986. This piece , written by him, was originally printed in the f irst issue of The Voice last fall. The ideas still apply. A date or two may be changed. AH I wanted to do was take seven credits this summer - two courses in my major and Mr. Hinkle 's volleyball class. Then I accepted a job as an orientation workshop leader. Suddenly, Sunday through Tuesday, Letters , Anyone? m Bo§rd I was t/ansformed into a cross between Grace Jones and Carl Lewis with a bright yellow shirt. My dark sunglasses became a trademark as parents and students alike wondered about my eyesight. Some thoug ht I was crazy, olhers a bit bizarre bul everyone knew I was the psyched up and motivated leader of Group M. Contrary to popular belief , I am not crazy nor do I wear sunglasses and scream 'psych it up ' everywhere I go. There is a method to my madness. Psych it up, motivation and having a positive attitude are key concepts to survival . Rely on them to pull you through those lough times. Let's look at the concents that form the basis of vour | Keh r Union maMimiMiiiaiiiiminiiiniiM H^ Bloomsburg Univer sity I Presents: //f^) This week 's f ilm: ^SlMi '0f^ BACK SCHQiJ^^g —%^^jHBHBl 911 & 912 2 :30 KUB 9/1 7 4 9:30 Haas 913 9 p.m. outdoors wtn eashfor books!! inner strength. Motivation is the ability to reach deep inside yourself and push forward . Sometimes during the semester, one can feel as though the world is caving in. Motivate yourself to use the resources available. Personnel in the Counseling Center , R.A.'s or anyone you are comfortable wilh can lend a friendly and supportive ear. Bottled up feelings of Ionliness and depression can cause unnecessary stress. Psych it up is a battle cry for extra adrenalin. That little push to complete all your homework or study ing can be very helpful. With tiiose tasks finished , it can become the answer to college students' favorite question , 'Are you going to iOOO. V o /j j l Activities Fair 2 p.m. Ice Cream Social-Picnic Area 3-6 p.m. Student Organization reps KUB - Find out how to get involved! 8 p m> Comedy Cabaret - KUB New York - Philly Comedians! Welcome Back.lt Next Week's film : 'B I N G O ^¦"^ 1 -Bnjiiantr HMl cm< ntiiu MMIII MI SH^Hfli ^^^^BH^^Hfi ^^HHH^^^HBj^^HBH Wed, 9/2 9 p.m. KUB Only $.25 per card! QMm H ^Pf ^§2* CTP^Bw ¦¦ ^2^^^^H R ¦.** -^T;.™:"-.- *? WBar^BgjMBB •dak MBA A a#aV f Don t miss the fall opening of CHEERS BU 's own non-alcoholic hotspot nightspot Wed., Sept. 9 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. KUB Coffeehouse Featuring music by Oliveri Sound &. Comedy by John Joseph FAB UJLO US DRINKS! MUNCHIES ! A GOOD TIME! Staff 7 Troublemaker prepare for the expansion of the number of people living in the permit zone. There should have been an ordinance made long ago that required each house to have offstreet parking for the residents. The other problem area lies with the current landlords not providing enough off-street parking for residents and therefore putting the burden on the town to provide parking. This situation was brought to the attention 'of the Administration and letters have been sent to owners of rental housing in the permit area by Mr. Donald Young, advisor to OCHA (Off Campus Housing Association). The letter explains the situation and how it should be immediately corrected by providing off-street parking. If students have any questions or concerns, they should contact Mr. Young and inquire about his progress. As of now, the university is providing "parking storage" on upper campus for those in the permit area. Also, the university is trying to get a grace period established before this system goes into effect. This will allow people to get acclimated to it. - Ed Gobora , CGA President When the graffiti needs editing by Pave Ferris Welcome back. I trust you had a good summer. I spent much of my summer tutoring for history and computer classes in the library's study cubicles, also known as "insanity cells" as their walls are covered with gleaming white soundproofing board. It is not uncommon to see students running out of these rooms, tearing their own hair out, screaming, 'The dots! The dots! Arrrgh!" I enjoy tutoring. It gives me the opportunity to impart my highly biased opinions to those who have no choice inthe matter. However, I was a bit put off by the things that decorated the insanity cell walls. I can understand why some people would be compelled to submit their thoughts and feelings to the world via the study room walls. Graffiti does ahve the remarkable ability to, at least partially, negate the effects of the mind-numbing holes in the pegboard. I wouldn't mind so much if the content of the vertical scribblings was of a socially valuable nature., but this is not the case. Several years ago an administrative error in the military sent me on a week-long mission to Australia. As I rode the trains around sightseeing, I was stricken by the characteristics of the Australian graffiti. It was fairly rare, even on the most tempting national treasures, and it consisted entirely of political messages. There were no trestles covered with "Ralph loves Gertrude." I saw no roadside boulders adorned with "Sharks vs. Jets." I did, however, see a lot of "Free the Sydney Seven" and "We cannot tolerate apartheid in a free society." I was shamed to read that the best BU students could come up with was "All BU men are jerk s." This was actually one of the nicer things written on the walls. Most of it was rather obscene, certainly not printable in the reputable newspaper. Bedsides, I am a gentleman, and do not use such language, almost as embarrassing wa the fact that most of the wall wisdom was misspelled and featured appalling grammar. Thankfull y, a good portion was also illegible, otherwise the situation might have been even worse. The most upsetting part of the renderings was not the collection of rude anatomical sketchings but the overall attitudes of the graffiti authors. Do women on campus really think that all men are immature and inconsiderate? Do the men really believe that college women are all stuck-up, shallow airheads? I realize that not everyone can be as charming and sophisticated as I am , but let's be reasonable. (Just kidding folks, hold the tomatoes). How do people get these attitudes? What sorts of relationshipsa lead to such feelings? Probably the same ones I usually get stuck with , come to think of it. We must change these prevailing societal attitudes if we hope to ever advance as a culture. Men must learn to comunicate their true feelings. Men must learn to treat women with respect, not as objects . ^ Women must learn to comunicate their true feeling, needs and desires to men without resorung to tnckery or deception. We must all learn to find the intrinsic value in all people. Our relationships should be based on trust, understanding, and honest communication. Finally, we must realize that every relationship we have, even the slightest fling, may have enormous consequences that affect future relationships, both for ourselves and for those with whom we become involved. I shouldn 't be getting so upset about the graffiti . The insanity cells have all been given a fressh coat of blinding white paint. I won't have to use them any more since next summer I will be off to my ten-year high school class reunion . I can't wait to see what happened to all those jerks and losers I knew years ago. What'd I do with that pencil? Here we go. "For a good time . . . call 387-1937...ask of Gheneis ..." The Voice 389-4457 Sttj e T$aitz Kehr Union Building Bloomsburg University Bloomsburg, Pa. 17815 717-389-4457 Editor-in-Chief. Senior News Editor News Editors Features Editors Sports Editor Photography Editors Advertising Manager Business Manager Advisor. Don Chomiak Jr. Karen Reiss Scott Davis, Tom Sink Lynne Ernst, Lisa Cellini : Mike Mullen Robert Finch, Alex Schillemans, Tammy Kemmerer Laura Wisnosky Bonnie Hummel John Maittleri-Harris Voice Editorial Policy Unless stated otherwise, the editorials in The Voice are the opinions and concerns of the Editor-in-Chief, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of all members of The Voice staff , or the student population of Bloomsburg University. The Voice invites all readers to express their opinions on the editorial page through letters to the editor and guest columns. All submissions must be signed and include a phone number and address for verification, although names on letters will be withheld upon request. Submissions should be sent to The Voice office , Kehr Union Building, . Bloomsburg University, or dropped off at the office in the games room. The Voice reserves the right to edit, condense or reject all submissions. PennDOT declares war on false LD.s The Pennsyl vania Department of Transportation has implemented a vigorous campaign to curb the use of phony licenses among underage drinkers , according to Secretary Howard Yerusalim. The Under 21 Fraud Campaign focuses on the theme lhat "Fake I.D. Users Get Caught." PennDOT kicked off the campaign with the dislributiion of posters to driver license photo centers , li quor stores, taverns in college towns and college campuses across the state. A broch ure will bc sent to all persons under 21 who apply for a camera card. All colleges and universities in the state will be sent an information package by mail. "Fake I.D. users become the victim of their own action ," Yerusalim said , "cither th rough penalties, Major Venesky (left) and Staff Sargeant Kelley of Bloomsburg 's AROTC unit have a new home on campus. ph ysical injury or death caused by Photo by Robert Finch drunk driving. Most young adults under 21 must be made aware of the consequences of using a phony license or I.D." The Army ROTC Extension members of the Army National training. Alcohol , drugs and young drivers Freshmen are encouraged to give can be a deadly combination , "" said Center at Blomsburg University has Guard and Army Reserve. Scholarrelocated to their new office next to ship recipients receive full tuition thc program a try and apply for one Doug Tobin , director of the Bureau Litwhiler Field on the Upper Cam- payments and all receive SICK) pcr of the many scholarships that arc of Driver Licensing. "While it is our pus. offered. Sophomores and jun iors arc job lo hand out penalties, we're nol in month to spend as they choose. Army ROTC is now full time on also eligible to take Army ROTC Army ROTC has many activities lhe business to penalize people. the Bloomsburg University campus planned for this semmester, includcourses even if they have not done We're here to make people aware of and offers full four-year and twoing rapelling, navigating throug h the so previousl y. what is a very reasonable law." year programs. Two-year and three- woods with a compass and map, Army ROTC can be contacted at According lo the Pennsylvania year scholarships are available to helicopter fli ghts to be provided by 389-2123 or visit their office next to Motor Vehicle Code, a person those qualified and additional an Army helicopter and survival thc Nelson Field House. holding an altered driver 's license is financial assistance is available to non-scholarship participants and Army ROTC moves to upper campus Orchestra openings available The 70 piece University-Community Orchestra is about to begin a new season. This is to remind students that string openings are available in violin , viola, cello and bass. Private lessons are also available on these instruments. Contact Dr. Mark Jelinek in the Haas Center for the Arts (217) or by calling 389-4284. Swisher Circle now one-way Swisher Circle, which connects Lightstreet Road from the Maintenance Building to Chestnut St. and the Waller Administration Building and Centennial Gymnasium parking areas, will be one-way from the start of the tennis courts to Chestnut St. starting Monday, August 24. "More than 30 parking spaces for commuter vehicles will be marked on the right lane of Swisher Circle for the entire area from the tennis courts to Chestnut St.," said Assistant Vice President for Administration Paul Conard. Conard noted that, for maintenance purposes, Swisher Circle will remain two-way to allow for direct access to Lightstreet Road. Bloomsburg U enrollment on the increase Approximately 5,600 degree undergraduate students have enrolled for the first semester of the 1987-88 academic year at Bloomsburg University, according to Registrar Ken Schnure. Classes begin at 6 p.m. Monday, Aug. 31, and students living on campus or renting in the Bloomsburg area will begin arriving this Saturday and Sunday. Bloomsburg police have authorized one-way traffic eastbound on the East Second Street between Penn and Spuce Streets for those two days to help facilitate the moving into resident halls. Full-time undergraduate enrollment is 5,200, approximately the same as a year ago. The enrollment is comprised of 63 percent women and 37 percent men, consistent with recent years, Schnure said. Non-degree registration has been taking place over the past few weeks and should rise to nearly 600 students by the Sept. 8 registration deadline, he said. The enrollment of graduate students is being conducted by mail and is estimated at over 400, making the university's overall enrollment more than 6,600 students. guilty of a summary offense. A v person convicted is subject to a $100 fine, assessment of three points on their driving record, and losing their driver's license for six months. Thc real-life consequences of this new program have been costly and surprisingly frequent. "One of my best friends got busted for it," said a Shippensburg University student. According to some college students, the use of altered or fake I.D.'s is rampant on their campuses "Many of them are unaware of the penalties," said one student. The Mental Health Association of Columbia and Montour counties has announced the formation of a speakers bureau. Speaker bureau topics cover issues to address individual and community questions. Some sample topics include: stress; anger; teenage and children concerns; alcoholism; divorce; m arriage enhancement; and aging problems. Speakers presenting the topics have varied backgrounds including college professors, clergyman and mental health profresionals. Anyone interested in obtaining a brouchure on the speakers bureau or setting a date for a particular program can call Darlis Varano , director of the the Mental Health The Voice/Train program will bc offering a free six-week job readiness program for single parents and homemakers who need to find employment or are unemployed. Free child care is available while attending the classes. The free classes help set career goals, explore training opportunities, resume writing and interviewing skills. Other topics include self-esteem , assertiveness and values clarification and decision making. Vocational scholarships, if eligible, are available after completing the class. The classes begin September 14 in Berwick and Sunbury and are open to all single parents and homemakers in Columbia, Montour, Northumberland , Snyder and Union counties. For more inform ation or additional brochures call 784-6781. Speaker bureau formed Job program offered Beforeyouchoose a longdistance service,takea close look. From the Locker room Mike Mullen Just what thc heck is going on lcrc? I leave for one summer and he sports world goes crazy. How lid 'wc get into this mess? Let's start with baseball. Thc balls ire fl y ing out of die park , sandpaper s flying out of pockets , and bats arc icing x-rayed. Doubleday would not ic happy with what wc have done to lis game. Somebody is cheating and I' m not Maming Howard Johnson because ic is a New York Met, but let's face acts: The man never hit more than 12 home runs in a season before, ind now , witli a month left in the ;cason , he has more than 30? Can you say "cork?" Now I hear people complaining ibout thc strike zone. If I' m not misaken it runs verticall y from thc ¦hest to the knees and horizontally lcross the plane of the plate , what? fou say they changed it? Who? The impircs? Did they ask Peter Ueberroth? Did they ask Pete Rose? N'o wonder Johnson is corking his iat. Hc has to combat the wandering strike zone. Shifting to a much calmer sport , ennis , wc find my buddy, John VIcEnroc , with a new adviser , untight out of the Karate Kid. Seo 3acshik who is from South Korea •ccms to have quieted thc inner .l emons of the defiant one if onlv emporari ly. Thc true lest will be .vhen Mac takes on die field at die J. S. Open. He will probabl y bc out .o lake down cither Boris Becker ind Ivan Lcndl , if not both. Well , Brian Bosworth is going to ilay with Seattle. That 's correct , my cast favorite college player is play ing for my personal favorite irofcsional team. I' m going lo say his now , so lhat I am not accused ol icing a hypocrite later . Bosworth is an excellent linebacker. I did not and will not ipprovc af any of his actions that ire contrary to Chuck Knox 's "Th e only thing worse..would be if they install the three-point shot in high school baske tball " ;oaching philosophy. Bosworlh is a orofesional now and should act like Dnc. Anyone who knows the type of ;oach Knox is, knows he won 't put j p with any of Bosworlh 's bull. Moving on , will someone tell me A'ho this Norby Waller character is? How did Ohio State's outstanding -eceiver, Chris Carter, get hooked j p with an idiot like this? Is there something wrong with college football? You had better believe that there s something wrong. The Southwest;m Conference is embarassing the NlCAA . All of Texas is going wild 3ver football and it is causing rreparable damage to the sport. Southern Methodist University 's botball program is history . Others nay follow soon if actions are not aken. Boosters have been banned and it 's about time. So how long are they going to let Norby get away with the things he is doing? We are letting the athletics in this country get out of hand. Football is in total chaos. Our American pastime, baseball , is full of cheaters. Heck even the umpires are cheating. The next thing you are going to Lell me is that our U.S. Pan-Am basketball team lost to some country like Brazil , their best player prac:ices with his wife, you know. The only thing worse than that A'ould be if they install the threeDoint shot in high school basketball, ;irls teams included. What? I think I'm going to cry. It is all oo confusing. I'm so glad I' m back to itraighten everything out. Youthful BU soccer unit could be contender this fall The dividends of third-year coach Steve Goodwin 's rebuilding process began to pay off a year ago and wilh a wealth of talented performerd returning, thc upcoming campaign could find the Huskies in contention for the top spot in the Pennsy lvania Conference 's Eastern Division. Thc Huskies reported to prc-scason practice on Sunday, Aug. 23, in preparation for the season opener at Lafayette on Sept. 2. The top four scorers fro m a year ago, all sophomores, rclurn to give thc unit a potential ly outstanding offensive attack. While making a sound adjustment to collegiate soccer, thc group accounted for 21 of the Huskies ' 34 goals last season. Th ree members of Council Rock High School' s 1985 P.I.A.A. state championship team . Jack Milligan , Dave Tuscano , and Kurt Schmid , led the way while Jerry Crick , who received all-conference mention , joined die trio to give Gcvvi win ' s unit some of die punch it Kicked in the previous two seasons. Milligan was the club's top scorer with eight goals and four assists while Tuscano was close behind in the scoring department, tall ying seven goals and adding an assist. Schmid contributed another four scores and dircc assists, and Crick chipped in two goals and assisted on two otners. Thc groups impact was especially noticeable in die team 's statistics as thc Huskies almost doubled tlieir offensive output over the previous campaign. In addition , a pair of Uircc-ycar starters , Dave Deck and Jamie Lcighow , along with sophomore Alfred McKcnzic , give thc Huskies enough valuable experience to form a solid base on the starting unit. Lei ghow registered two goals and had two assists in 1986. The unit doubled its shots on goal taking 302 chances in 1986, and added 14 scores to the previous years total. In addition , thc defense cut thc opponents ' scoring oppertu- nitics drastically, allowing 61 fewer shots and 13 less goals. In all, seven starters from last year's 11-8 squad are back , among them 12 sophomores , seven of whom started at some time during Uieir freshman seasons. Coupled with a bench that performed well throughout last season, the solid depth that had lacked in previous campai gns now appears to be one of thc team strengths. The youthful flavor of the squad is evident as just one of the 35 players on the preseason roster are jun iors or seniors. The major area of concern is in the goalkccping department where dicrc will definitely be a new face as both veterans who saw play ing time a year ago have departed. Several freshmen will battie for the spot vacated by Dave Pinkerton and Paul , Woltman. A tough early-season schedule should give the club a good indica- BU's soccer team concluded ils pre-season workout on Friday. D.J. Metcalf and Kevin Dougherty are shown above working a passing drill. tion of how far the program has Photo by TJ. Kcmmcrcr recovered over the past few years. Improved offensiv e line may spell doom for PSAC r i | i I ! I | i i j j j i- quantity but big on quality. Gone are linebackers Butch Kahlau (89 tackles, 1 int) and All-PSAC selection Jake Williams (94 tackles, 4 ints , 3 fum ree, 1 sack). Also gone are All-PSAC nose guard Wes Cook (89 tackles , 4 sacks, 1 bl punt) and second team All-PSAC tackle Jim Tyson (52 tackles, 1 fum ree). Adrian is confident though , "We have Chris Gross, Larry DeLuca , and Al Royster back. We are returning the top four defensive ends. Our secondary has four starters back. The defense should be solid but we have to find two inside linebackers." Once Adrian finds his linebackers he will set his teams sights on their goal for the.season , a birth in ihe State Game, "Our goal this year defends his linemen , "A lot of times dial 's not the line 's fault. Many things go into it . Sometimes your quarterback takes too long to get rid of the ball. Sometimes your receivers do not run the ri ght patterns , and then , sometimes they gel beat." DeDea won 't have to worry too much about die third reason this year. Despite the loss of four experienced linemen , Adrian thinks dial "our firs t offensive line is improved. With thc addition of Joe Natale at tackle , we moved Dave Pysccr to guard , Bob Preston to guard and wc have John Fulmer and Vinny Ottomanelli back. That 's a pretty solid nucleus. " With only twelve seniors on the team this year it will be a young club , but only in age. In experience, die starters will be quite mature enoug h to handle themselves. "We had a very young football team last year. We had ei ght kids that started on defense that never started before . Our entire secondary was all new , our defensive ends were new and two of our lineman were new. After a year under their belts in thc new system , the defense should bc well adjusted to their roles. Thc backups are a totally different story however. "It's one thing when you have an injury and the kid that you 're putting in has experience compared to putting in a kid that doesn 't. It 's like night and day. I think that 's the key to our football team this year. If we can slay healthy we should have a pretty good football team." Defensive losses were small in Mike Mullen SportsJEdiior , Spectators attending Bloomsburg University football games this fall shouldn 't bc surprised to see even more of thc highfly ing offensive shows that quarterback Jay DeDea put on last year. An improved offensive line and the return of key recicvers coupled wilh lhe second year with thc new coaches should bc more than DeDea needs to matc h his numbers of a year ago. "Our attac k is going to bc built around Jay (DeDea), there's no question about that ," Head Coach Pete Adrian said of his 1987 Husky offense. "He's our offensive leader , hc makes us go. Hopefull y when he has a good day, wc have a good day When he has a bad day, wc probabl y will too, but dial doesn 't mean that wc can 't win die game because of our defense and special teams." DeDea is a good person to build around. Thc 6'3" senior fro m Altoona , Pennsylvania already has set two career records , most passing attempts and most passing completions , with a full season to go. Last year in die 7-2-1 season for the Huskies , DeDea numbers were impressive: 160 completions in 341 attempts for 2255 yard s and 14 touchdowns. Hc threw 16 interceptions. The offense was a point of interest last year and understandabl y so. In die Huskies two losses, DeDea was sacked ten times, four at West Chester and six at Millersville. He was also intercepted six times against West Chester. But Adrian —"-"""——~ • is ~——— _ ' 183 carries. Averaging almost 5 yards a carry, he is a uni que complement to DeDea's passing barrage. Catching DeDea's bullets this year will be John Rockmore and Curtis Still. Both were top perform ers in last years receiving corps and both are back in full force. Bloomsburg is armed with what could be ah even more explosive offense than last year's that averaged 24 points a game, despite the anemic outputs of 7 aginst West Chester and 3 against Millersville. This coupled with the experienced secondary of the Huskies and the hard hitting defensive line could very well mean that cheers of number one will once more echo loudly from high atop Redman Stadium. — llI, A The Voice ' is to win our division and we'd like to get to the State Game and hopefully the playoffs. If wc don 't do it, do I think the season's a failure? No way. The most important thing is to establish a winning tradition at Bloomsburg. We've had three winning seasons in a row and hopefully we'll get the fourth. You see, that becomes infectious, if you can get to the point where all the kids in your program have never experienced losing then tiiey find ways to win." Finding ways to win is what All-PSAC running back Tom Martin is all about. 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