BU prof speaks on arms race Gobora, Anthony battle for CGA presidential position by Mike Mullen Sports Editor Candidates for the Community Government Association Presidency debated last night in front of an audience of students . Ed Gobora , current CGA VicePresident and Tau Kappa Epsilon President , and Bob Anthony , current CGA senator were the partici pants in the debate . They began the discussion by introducing themselves and defining their ideas of the CGA presidency. Anthony said ,"Although it is my first semester on CGA , I feel that anyone could be CGA President without ever being on the CGA. " He felt that the most important quality was to be highly communicative between the CGA , the administration and the students. "My job is to run the meetings correctly, always be honest and never turn a student 's question away ," he stated . Gobora cited dedication to the job as the most important element of the job , "It is his responsibility to attend to the needs of the community and the campus. " When the first subject of discussion , that being the problem of on-campus parking , was brought up by current CGA President Tim Keffer , Gobora addressed the issue by reading a prepared statement. "This is a major issue right now and we must resolve it , more parking must be provided , " Gobora claimed. A n t h o n y mentioned the possibility of temporary parking tags for faculty who have more than one car , instead of the usual permanent tags. When questioned on the pro posal of a restricted area of driving, (i.e. anyone living outside a certain radius of the school could not drive their cars , but must walk) both men agreed that they would not support any such proposal. "It was originally defeated because of the lack of student representation at our summer meetings on the subject , " Gobora stated . However, Gobora failed to fully explain why the meetings were held in the summer, when no representation of those affected could be in attendance. Anthony then responded to the question of possible institutional racism on the Bloomsburg University campus. "I don 't see the problem , perhe sonally speaking, " began , "but if I were in the position of CGA president , I would certainly talk to minority groups and would have to be put in a situation to speak to those affected. " Gobora , reading from another prepared statement , said , "The problem is in communication , " and stated that we must communicate more effectively. When the issue was raised as by Lyn Haak Staff Writer See DEBATE page 3 New mother Mrs. Patrice Coombe shows off her son Dale- the latest addition to the Bloomsburg Hospital baby boom! (Voice photo by Tricia Anne Reilly) Obstetricsdep artment off ers excellent care by Lynne Ernst Staff Writer Dr. Auspich congratulates Cindy Hurst at the awards reception for her impressive grade point average (Voice photo by Imtiaz AH Taj) Residence Life rewardsstudents f orhigh academic achievement by Jonh Oswald Staff Writer Certificates commending outstanding academic achievement were given to 465 students at the Academic Awards reception Monday night sponsored by Residence Life. , Students recognized earned a grade point average of 3.25 or higher last semester and live in the residence halls. University President Dr. Harry Ausprich , in his opening remarks , commended these students for their excellent progress in their academic efforts. He continued by describing some of the changes that have taken p lace within the university . "I think , in large measure, what we see before all of us this evening is an excellent reflection of change in the very best sense, " Dr. Ausprich said. "You all make a conscience decision that you will not be content with what you are and with what we are . You want to engage in stimulating an ongoing change to grow , develop, and become more... aware of all things that a university has to offer... . " The reception was planned and organized by Assistant Director of Residence Life Linda Zyla, the senior Resident Advisor staff. Senior RAs from Elwell are Cindy Cantagallo and Carla Marsteller , from Columbia , Audra Covey , and from Lycoming, Maureen Kennedy . From Luzerne, the senior RA is Ernie Payne, and Tony Dgien is the senior RA in Montour. Mike Schuler , an accounting major at BU , was one of the many students honored. "I thought it was really great for the university administrators to take their time to congratulate us for our hard work ," Schuler said. He added that he was happy to see that so many students attended. Other students expressed similar feeling towards the awards. Ann Druce, a Resident Advisor from Elwell, said she thought the reception was "a good idea but it was too long ." She suggested the elimination of calling each recipiant up front for the certificate. In his closing remarks, Vice President for Student Life Dr. Gerrold Griffis remined the students that "we have a special institution ," and one of the reasons it is so special is that the faculty "care about those in the classroom. " He added that the students being honored were special also because they have done something that "many , many students on this campus will never accomplish. " The Academic Awards ceremony , which was held in the individual residence halls for the last two years, was conducted in line D of the Scranton Commons. Resident Director of Elwell Hall Sue Stevens said the change was made to make it easier on the "* faculty speakers. "In the past , some speakers were attending several different awards receptions on different nights ," she said. Also , the seperate award ceremonies were inconvenient for Dr. Ausprich who made it a point to try to attend all of them . Stevens added that Residence Life would like to see the Academic Awards become a "prestegious " event that will continue for years to come. The certificates were handed out to the students by representatives of the various academic departments. The Bloomsburg Hosp ital experienced a mini baby boom in 1986. The total number of babies for the year was 496, the largest number in five years . "1986 showed a considerable increase over 1985 when 425 births were reg istered, " said T. Clark Corson M.D. chairman ot the Obstetrics Department at the Bloomsburg Hosp ital. Corson noted that in the 23 years he has been with the hosp ital , not a sing le mal practice suit has been file against the Obstetrics Department. Molly Brown , of Berwick , new mother of a health y baby boy , chose Bloomsbur g Hosp ital because "I heard good reports about the nursing staff. The nursing staff is wonderful. It came out better than I expected. " With the increase in the number of babies born at the hospital , the workload of the staff nurses has increased , but according to Bonnie Johns , Head Nurse of Obstetrics at Bloomsburg Hosp ital , "the extra hours are spent to compliment the Obstetrics unit. Bloomsburg Hosp ital offers prenatal classes taug ht by the hosp ital staff. Here the expectant mothers are shown the delivery process , taug ht exercises to strengthen the future mothers for labor , and introduced to breathing techni ques to make giving birth easier. Husbands or coaches are encouraged to attend classes. Also, the feelings of the babies ' siblings are taken into account. The hosp ital sets no age restrictions for visiting , only an appointment is necessary . Brothers and sisters of the newborn receive a new T- shirt that reads "Bloomsburg Hosp ital- That ' s my bab y where I got brother/sister. " A future goal of the Obstetrics Department is to start a siblings class where childre n could learn about the changes the baby will bring to the famil y. Also hel p ing enhance the Obstetrics Department is the Stork Club. Throug h the club , mothers can receive information about prenatal care , learn how to p lan ahead for the child' s birth and receive sample products that they will become exposed to with the baby . Senateapproval given f or state speed limits by Richard C. Paddock L.A. Times-Washington Post Service The Senate , acknowledging that the 55-mph speed limit is making lawbreakers out of most American motorists , voted Tuesday to let states raise the maximum speed to 65 mph on rural interstate highways. Led by senators from the expansive West , the Senate agreed by a vote of 65-33 to increase the limit despite concerns that it would add to the death toll on the nation 's hi ghways. "This is a law broken daily by ej /erybody ," Sen. Alan K. Simpson , R-Wyo., said in urg ing his colleagues to allow the states to set their own speed limits Professor George Turner continued his dinner lecture series on the Nuclear Arms Race on Tuesday . His lecture was an informal lecture and slide presentation on the Iceland Summit and President Reagan 's Strategic Defense Initiative System. "In the Nuclear Arms Race , every stage is more expensive and more sophisticated , and yet brings us no more sense of security. " Turner said . The key Rekjavik Summit , commonly called the Iceland Summit, began as a meeting for Reagan and Gorbachev to once again discuss proposals on cutting back on the production of nuclear arms. When the two leaders sat down face to face , Gorbachev was well prepared because he did his homework , but Reagan had neglected study ing and was unprepared for what was about to happen. The President suffered a loss of words when the Soviet leader proposed a plan that would eliminate all nuclear weapons within the period of 10 years. This proposal never became reality because of S.D.I, because it deals with placing a defense system into space which would shield the United States from Soviet attack. S.D.I, initiated a verbal battle which consumed much of the Summit and resulted in no decision when the deadline arrived. Professor Turner pointed out that the Summit also sparked a controversy within the U.S. whether or not to continue with M.A.D. or enact S.D.I.. Mutual Assured Destruction (M.A.D.), which the U.S. currently relies on , works on the idea that neither the U.S. or the U.S.S.R. will commence an attack because total destruction will not occur and a counter attack would be launched. Proponents for S.D.I, believe that M.A.D. is no longer needed because S.D.I, would not onl y protect the U.S., but also put an end to Soviet aggression and eliminate the need for nuclear weapons. "A conservative estimate of S.D.I, is over $100 billion ," stated Turner , "That would economicall y overload our nation , and the Soviet Union who would take countermeasures. " The concluding lecture about the churches ' views on the arms race will be on Tuesday, February 10 in the Pennsy lvania Room of the Scranton Commons. M^EBsaaaBB^B^^^EawMaaKannif Weather & Index Bloomsburg University's men 's basketball team fell at Kutztown last night. For Lincoln Weiss' story, see page 8. Under the measure , states Hn^HIIMIMII vi ^^^HaMN ^^HH would get back the authority to Students are being ofset speed limits on interstate fered the unique chance hi ghways outside communities to be counselors at a that have populations of fewer camp for people afflicted I than 50,000. with spina bifida. For In California , that could mean story, see page 4. a speed limit up to 65 mph on about 1,400 miles of hi ghway . Weather: Sunny skies toTuesday 's vote, which attachday with afternoon ed the speed limit provision to a temperatures In the upmassive $52.4 billion hi ghway per 30s. Sunny and fair construction bill , marks the through the weekend Senate 's second attempt to win with highs near 40. approval of the higher limit. ¦—— — The first failed at the end of the last congressional session when Commentary page 2 the House and Senate could not Features page 4 agree on a similar hi ghway spenClassifieds page 6 Sports page 8 ding bill that contained a speed See SPEED LIMIT page 3 Commentary Words in explanation The purpose of an editorial is to illustrate a position on a particular issue. Today , however , the purpose of this space is to provide an exp lanation as to why a certain word was used on this page. Normall y, the use of profanity on the editorial or any page is avoided. The policy of thi s paper is not to include such word s when received in a letter to the editor or a guest column. Today , however , the rules are being "bent " because of the nature of the usage. Poetry usually will be found on the features pages. In this case , however , the poetry makes an all-too-relevant political statement and therefore qualifies as an opinion instead of art. The decision to include this bit of profanity stems from the fact that it involves onl y one word and the extreme importance of that particular word toward the meaning of the poem. A second reason for not running an editorial today is the content of this particular editorial page. There is enough opinion on this page . Little need is seen to complicate this page with another opinion. Or have I already? The romance of West Side Story stops on the st reets by George Wiil Editorial Columnist Detective Lt. Bob Ruchhoft puts another tooth pick where the last one was , beneath his sli ghtl y droop ing salt-and-pepper moustache that makes him look as morose as he has a ri ght to be but isn 't. A policeman 's lot is not a happy one when he is head of the gang-activity section. His job reminds of the IBM commercial in which the Charlie Chaplin look-alike strugg les to put the cakes in boxes as fast as an accelerating conveyor belt rushes cakes at nim. Gang members "are coming off the line faster than we can catch them. " In 1986, gang-related crime increased more than 20 percent in this city. The body count of the murdered approaches 200, about one killing per gang. Many victims were innocent bystanders of "drive-b y " shootings involving handguns , sawed-off shotguns , even UZI machine guns. Gangrelated crime costs the public and private sectors here about $1 million a day . In the earl y 1970s the major black gang was in South Los Angeles. Then other gangs began to affiliate with it. Today at least 300 members of the loose association are in county jail at any time. But thousands are on the streets. Latino gangs , with their emphasis on tattoos , clothes and machismo , fit the traditional patterns of gangs as adolescent anchors in a turbulent , atomized city. But black gangs increasing ly resemble the Mafia; they are in big business—th e drug business. Their territorial imperative in controlling certain neighborhoods has an entrepreneurial rather than merely atavistic motive. Ruchhoft says young Latinos are apt to outgrow gangs , but many blacks find in their gangs an adult vocation , selling drugs as far afield as Oregon and Louisiana. They also sell in the white suburbs of the San Fernando Valley, a market some blacks discovered when bused there for school integration , Ruchhoft believes".'" " ¦'" ¦" Ruchhoft says you cannot convince the drug-dealing black-gang members that crime does not pay . It does , and they can see the Mercedes it buys. You cannot convince them that jail is too unp leasant to risk. "They thrive in prison. We condition them for it. " In their first brushes with the law , they are onl y chewed out. Then comes a ni g ht in custody. Then two ni ghts. A week. A month at juvenile camp. Then two months in county jail. By then the shock value of San Quentin is gone. Doing "hard time , " they aquire more sop histicated criminal skills and status on the streets. "You and I cannot get into their minds ," Ruchhoft says , referring to young men he sees smiling in unfeigned unconcern as they are sentenced to 25 years . "When your own perception of your self worth is zero , anything is something, even going to San Quentin for murder. " Thirty years ago t h i s September was the opening of "West Side Story "— "Romeo and Juliet " set among Manhattan fighting gangs. It was a harbinger of the 1960s sensibility. Juvenile delinquency was interpreted as a reproachful assertion of community by victims of alienation; an indictment of the anomie of industrial societies composed of a "dust of individuals "; an act of "protest masculinity " by young men without proper male role models; or, more mundanely, a product of society 's inadequate opportunity structure . There may be fragments of truth in those theories , but they arc hardly germane to the world of Ruchhoft , 48 , has dealt with in his 25 years as a cop, hsi six years on the gang detail. He deals not with causes but with consequences , and his job is akin to bailing an ocean with a thimble. rest , getting a good conviction , sending someone to prison where he belongs. " And when a good defense attorney or a malfunctioning court system turns someone loose , "You can 't take it personally. It 's like fishing-one get away. " Sitting shirtsleeved , with his tie loosened, at his government-issue In search of signature by David L. Fern s Staff Commentator Life was getting just too boring for me, so I decided to become a "double major. " Sounds a bit like a new rank in the m i l i t ar y , spawned by the "Rambo " craze perhaps , but it means a person who is majoring in two disciplines at the same time. I thought computer science and history made a good combination , so I rambled down to the appropriate office to make the necessary adjustments . Everybody involved thought it was a good idea , but there was one catch: I had to get my advisor 's signature . No problem , I thought. I see my advisor a couple of times a week in the hallway . I took the paperwork down to him to his sullen fat e, to meet have it signed , but before I got a death at a later date, never realiz- chance to accost my advisor for ing that he 's really your brother? his John Henry (John Hawthorne? John Hathaway?) I Now I don 't mean to sermonize, received a phone call from the but I ain 't g ivin ' out alibis, it 's Office of "Something or Other." you who must rip off the disguise, Not onl y do I need my advisor 's you only got fou r years to get si gnature , I also need the wise; you can look into another 's signatu res from my advisor-toeyes , see which way the answer be , the deans of both colleges and lies, but when even the President a few other people just for show. of the United States tries to cover Not to worry. No problem . Just his tracks with propaganda and need a few signatures here...I lies, who are you gonna turn to? thought nothing of the fact that all of these people are located at opBut change is comin ' down the posite end s of the campus; that road , and when it 's our turn to the pattern of signatures requested carry the load , Look down on sent me up, down and across the yourself, ma, it 's you who 's university grounds in every direcbleedin '. tion conceivable. The concept of a conspiracy by Will Dennis, Class of '86 never crossed my mind as I found that every person whose approval I required had scheduled their office hours to coincide exactl y with my scheduled class times. (Later , when I researched the problem deeper , I found that When reminded of the idea that "there is no such thing as a bad boy, " Ruchhoft laughs loudly but not merril y. However , he says he becomes less conservative as he grows older. He sees things "more completel y. " He knows that when a boy has no father and a mother on cocaine , the resultnevermind apportioning' fault—is apt to be a bad boy. He is not a moralist or a reformer. His job is not to change society , it is to contain the may hem. "You have to take satisfaction in making a good ar- When compassion is reduced to a word Inspired by Bob Dy lan 's ' 'It 's Alright Ma (I ' m only Bleeding) You who sit here reading this, did you come here looking f o r something you miss, something telling that you can do that or this , to put you into that state of bliss, fleeting though it always is, known to you and I as prosperity, money 's kiss, or are you looking further? You who come here looking to get rich , is that richness in money or thoug ht? Did you come here to learn what gets you through life , or is it what buys you a p lot of the most expensive p iece of land that is to be got, in perhaps the great cities of the world where the lower man has nothing f o r what he 's got , and you hold the key to that ga te, wrought of the gold you 've p icked from his teeth, and left the beggar to mind the rot, not only his teeth but also your compassion ? Did you come here lookingf o r the key, to open every door out onto the street, where all the people that you meet are merely rungs to be climbed over to compete with the man who 's climbing right besid e you ? The homeless, the crip pled, you wish them luck, but won 't give 'em a hand when they 're stuck, f o r fear of rubbing off something that might get you mired in the same muck , but use them f o r stepp ing-stones to the almighty Buck , and standing on one 's back , you look down and yell, ' 'Fuck! You 've got mud on my new Gucci 's! " You who come to learn the ' 'art '' of war, to become a ROTC whore, don 't know who or what you 'II be killing for—Ronald Reagan ? Ollie North ? They '11 tell you peace is what death is f o r, sickening shades of Orwell 's '84 , only following orders, sure, but did you think the Almighty Lord was only kidding with "Thou shall not kill? '' Did you come here to this fine old school to sharpen your wit or just to act cool, to prove that you 're nobody 'sfool, that you 're better than no one or no one 's better than you , but there 's no one when you really need him ? Are you guilty of eating the cake that apathy and injustice helped to bake, like when you laughed at the bum sleeping on the grate, left Liberals and their comrades at the Kremlin Editor: "Peace , throug h superior firepower!!" This phrase conjurs up visions of volatile , facist warmongers who thrive on killing others. In other words. ..a conservative republican...a paranoid , corrupt, "Bi g Brother " type who secretly fears freedom of speech and freedom of the press. "Thank God!!" for the liberals.., the levelheaded few who are the only ones who can save America from the power hungry conservatives. I can hear the "Amens" right now , from a lot of you out there as you read this. Unfortunately, your comrades at the Kremlin enjoy the thoug hts of American liberalism , for there is nothing the Russians fear as much as a strong America. Lenin stated the Soviet Union 's basic philosophy years ago when "Probe with he said , bayonets.. .If you encounter steel, withdraw!! If you encounter mush.., continue!!" Since 1974, Angola , Ethiopia , Afghanistan , South Yemen , Nicaragua , Mozambique, Laos, Cambodia , and South Vietnam have all fallen under communist domination. The enemy obviously has designs on Central America as well. Let's face facts, its location on our doorstep has unlimited strategic advantages-for them!! Yet we continue to conduct business as usual; conducting diplomatic and cultural exchanges with them.. .and isn 't it interesting that we like to pretend that the Soviets are just like us, that they want to be our friends?! (Doesn 't that sound nice?! It brings tears of happiness to my eyes!) Some people refuse to believe that it 's them or us!! I know it sounds too simple, even naive , but when their leaders (Karushchev in the United Nations) say "We will bury you!", isn 't it naive not to believe that they mean it?! Ask the populations of Hungary and Czechoslovakia what it means not to believe! But maybe they were just naive too. In spite of historical facts and lessons learned , huge crowds of demonstrators protested our involvement in Vietnam. An effort to stem the spread of communism was effectively stopped by our own people. ("People " is a kind word for the long-haired, earringclad , dope-smoking clones that formed the bulk of the marches) . The Vietnamese who asked our country for assistance and were later sold out have other names for you! ! As 1988 and the coming presidential elections draw near , I honestly worry about the inevitable weakening of our armed forces th at will result if a Democrat gains the presidency . We will gamble with our national security by weakening our military strength in the face of an openly aggressive enemy while pouring needed funds into useless social programs. I hope the day doesn 't come when we have to regret our liberal , gutless lack of resolve. But then the liberals have never been accused of having guts and that puts them in a position of not having to worry . I'll risk being labeled as a right wing fanatic by leaving you with a closing thought-better dead than red!! Ed Boyle metal desk in his governmentbeige office , Ruchhoft talks with the quiet authority of experience. He is a typ ical cop. Which is to say he is an urban craftsman , underpaid and underappreciated , maintaining, in a remarkable emotional balancing act , comp lete freedom from illusion and cynicism. everyone on campus who has any office hours has them at the exact times that I'm in class.) No , it never occurred to me that something odd was afoot. It wasn't until I was sitting in some unidentifiable office waiting for some forgotten fi gure to return , that I noticed traces of some higher scheme. Next to me sat a friend of mine who was waiting for his advisor 's signature because his GPA has dropped from 2.8 to 2.7. Next to him sat another friend , who needed his advisor 's signature so he could get a candy bar out of the vending machine. I deduced something was going on. Armed with several sticks of explosives and a poorly forged search warrant , I found what I was looking for in the basement of McCormick. A huge vault in the basement filled with nothing but advisors ' signatures. Millions of them , some dating back to before the inception of the university . I found one signature from an advisor named Dr. Running Bear , announcing that his advisee, Yellow Fox , could pink-slip into Deer Tracking 101. This , then , was the reason that students are required to get the signatures and put them into a book , to be redeemed later for valuable prizes. With 40 signatures , you can get a designer pup tent. You can also put the signatures toward your education. With 1500 si gnatures you get a bachelor 's degree. A master's degree costs onl y 4000 signatures , and a Ph.D. is yours for only 7000. Finally, and this is my goal, if you collect 10,000 advisors ' signatures , you get to be...an advisor. ©he Boice Kehr Union Building Bloomsburg University Bloomsburg, PA 17815 717-389-4457 Editor-in-Chief Editor News Editors Features Editor Sports Editors Photography Editor Advertising Managers Business Managers Typesetters Advisor Don Chomiak j eff Cox Karen Reiss, Scott Davis Ken Kirsch Mike Mullen , Dave Sautei Alex Sehillemans Maria Libertella , Mary Chupkai Terri Quaresimo, Ben Shulta Filomena Simeone , Ellen VanHorn John Maittlen-Harris '. Voice Editorial Policy Unless stated otherwise, the editorials in The Voice are the opinions and concerns of the editor-in-chief , and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of all members of The Voice staff , or the student population of Bloomsburg University. The Voice invites,all readers to express their opinions on the editorial page throug h letters to the editor and guest columns. All submissions must be signed and include a phone number and address for verification , although names on letters will be withheld upon request. Submissions should be sent to The Voice office , Kehr Union Building, Bloomsburg University , or dropped off at the office in the games room. The Voice reserves the right to edit , condense or reject all submissions. President Ausprich speaks of 'caring ' BU students to CGA by Joe Denelsbeck CGA Columnist The Community Government Association Senate meeting opened Monday ni ght with remarks from President Harry Ausprich. In an upbeat message, Dr. Ausprich recalled a story of how his mailbox was stolen. A student found the mailbox and called the president to inform him that is mailbox was recovered . Dr. Ausprich told the story to show that BU students are caring, upstanding, and good. "Our students reall y care and pay attention to the university ," Dr. Ausprich commented. " The president then went on to invite all students to his open office hours on Monday afternoons. Lastly, he urged the students to take pride in their elections because the peop le because the people they elect are the people who effect how the university runs. The meeting then turned to the first order of business which dealt with a request from the band for new uniforms and equipment. The request for $14 ,200 stemmed from an expected growth of 15-20 members for next year. The senate voted to allocate $ 11 ,900 for the cost of 34 new uniforms and four french horns , instead of the amount requested. The Senate elected three new senators ; two will represent Northumberland and one will represent Lycoming. faced with a severe oil shortage. The lower speed immediatel y resulted in a reduction of fuel consumption and traffic deaths. During the last 13 years , however, motorists have gradually increased their speeds to the point that an estimated threefourths of the nation ' s drivers now exceed the 55-mp h limit , surveys show. , Sen. Phil Gramm , R-Texas , argued that he states should have the authority to raise the speed limit , say ing, "We oug ht not to have laws that breed contempt for the law. " The Senate hi ghway bill , with the speed limit amendment attached , would have to be recon- ciled with a substantially different The Sophisticated Gents, a group making their mark at BU by trying to improve interracial relations transportation bill approved by in Bloomsburg. (Voice photo by Alex Schillemans) the House on Jan. 21. The House measure would authorize $91.6 billion for transportation projects over a five-year period and includes money for many local projects the Senate opposes. The Senate bill proposes to spend $52.4 billion They are the first organizawhat we're doing, " said Stearns. by Nina Libertella over a four-year period. tion ," said Britt , "to initiate bet"Attitudes are very important. " Staff Writer President Reagan , who sup ter relations with the towns peoTheir procedure of finding ports the 65-mp h limit on rural " qualified members will begin the The summer of '85 marked the ple. interstate hi ghways, has threatenTeen Scene , a center geared second or third week in February , beg inning for a uni que service ed to veto the hi ghway bill if it toward hel ping young teens , and last two to three weeks . organization of minority students exceeds $77 million in hi ghway There is no bidding process , or at BU known as the receives much attenion from the spending. hazing during this time , yet a "Sophisticated Gents. " Since that Gents. Being honorary members The delay in passage has GPA of 2.0 is required. "We 're time , they have proven worthy of there , they have hosted dances boug ht pressure from the states and donated money from their not like fraternities and their title. and the hi ghwas construction insororities , " said Stearns , while The 15 member group, with previous Air Band winnings. d u s t r y , w h i c h are eagerl y They give time and service to other members laug hed and advisor Ruben Britt and a formal awaiting approval so that they can nodded in agreement. "We don 't constitution , came into recogni- other need y organizations in beg in construction programs this make them do a n y t h i n g ; tion after winning the Air Band Bloomsburg such as the Women 's spring. volenteering looks good , really Competition in 1985 . then went Center , the American Red Cross, good. " to the state champ ionshi p at and the Salvation Army . A l t h o u g h , the name The Gents begin their process Clarion University . Afterward , a by requiring a letter of recomfew members of this lip sync "Gents "would normall y refer to mendation from a teacher or an group felt the need to be 'males only ' , there are also th ree One of this year 's Winterfest advisor , so they may first screen recognized in a different li ght and female members . The group is attractions is Caricaturist Richard their candidate 's qualifications. If decided to form an organization currentl y looking for new MacLeay who will be printing selected , they will do a variety of to serve both the university and members , male or female , of newspaper headlines Friday, Feb. which there is no set number or service projects in the town and the town. 6 from 12 to 4 p.m. afterwards , will review their President of the Gents , Thomas quota to fill. "We are looking for experience. Stearns, had this to say about why people with good attitudes about the group came into being. "The purpose of our organization is to a, • • & • • • i 4 M t i t t i f « *at * « t « t i* « t* * * * *o A* * *« © o o o o f t o c f -< improve interracial relations betfacility. ween the people of the town and Anthony rejected the Comminorities at the university ." mons for reasons such as; waste They feel many people place an of energy to open such a large unhealth y stereo type on blacks place that may not get used to and by going into the communicapacity and the possibility of so ty where there is a need , they are many people gathering together taking the first step. at one place even more distracting than the original way . ^^-"-v -*i^"^» ^>~*» "S^"*w *^zy~V> ^^•^B He instead opted for the openTHE VERANDA ing of classrooms, one at a time , < until each is filled to capacity and ^I HOUSE OF WICKER < then opening another. This would / Glass , Brass and Wood Accessories ( i (717)307-8065 save on energy and provide a lit- . 138 East Main Street Bloomsburg, PA 17815 (717)784-7089 / tle more privacy for those y studying. • • After both men reviewed the Oliveri % • Register your acts with Mike possibility of allowing students to Street 387-0944 202 W. Main I purchase meal plans through the \ Kehr Union instead of the ComEvery Fri. Night - D.J. 4 - 6 p .m. % 2 " MIRROR j I ) 21*4 " x 31yor mons , which will not take affect Honey White \ ^ Wed. night - BU Night at Hess 's Tavern until the Union is expanded , the I Reg. $79.95 / • ComeEvery ) debate came to an end . Dance with Oliveri Professional Sound Comp . Wed.-Sat. 2 • ~ i Sale 65 mph speed limit propos ed From p age 1 states without funds needed for thousands of construction projects . This year , backers of the 65-mph speed limit hope that they can win sufficient votes among 50 new members ej ected to the House in November to secure passage of the proposal. Opponents of the higher limit on rural interstate hi ghways say it could result in as many as 1,000 more traffic deaths a year and burn up $2 billion more in fuel while saving motorists an average of only minutes a day . The 55-mph speed limit was imposed by the feder'al government in 1974 when the nation was Photography exhibit at the Haas Gallery at BU photographer , whose exhibits have appeared in the Museum of Modern Art , George Eastman House and The Corcoran. The exhibition is also scheduled for the Lycoming College Art Gallery from March 1 through March 28 with a reception from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. on March 7. A national juried exhibition of area photography titled Light Exposure '87 will be shown today through Feb. 28 in Haas Gallery at Bloomsburg University . Black and white photograph entries will be judged by Mark Cohen , nationall y known Valentine's dance to be sponsored by SOAR From page 1 to whether or not there would be a problem with the exercising of Gobora 's duties as President of TKE and CGA, he claimed, "No, I know that I can handle it. I've done it before as secretary of my fraternity and CGA Senator. " Although not holding an alternate office at this time, Anthony, in response to the question of a possible conflict of interest for such individuals holding two offices , said ,"Not at all , the person should look at it (each issue) as how it affects the students as a whole and not personally ." The next issue raised regarded the lack of study space for students at the University . Gobora suggested such things as opening up the Commons at night for those who wish to utilize the CGA budget forms mailed to members Government Community Association 1987-88 budget applications and forms have been mailed to all Bloomsburg University organization Presidents and Organization Advisors. Presidents and Officers are advised to check the mailbox in the Kehr Union issued to the organization. All applications must be completed as instructed on the forms and returned to the Community Activities Office by 4:30 p.m., February 7, 1987. If you have any questions or are in need of an application , please contact the Community Activities Office, top floor of the Kehr Union , or call 4461. If anyone is interested in applying to be an OWL- Orientation Workshop Leader for the upcomming summer , applications are available starting Friday, Feb.6 in the Orientation Office , the Counceling Center (BFB) , Students Activities Office (KUB) and at the desks in the Residence Halls. For more information on what this position entails, there will be an Information Session on Feb.24 at 9 p.m. in the Green Room of the Kehr Union Building. Or call the Orientation Office at 389-4659 for details. Lawyer available for students on Tuesdays The Campus Lawyer is on campus every Tuesday, from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. in the Kehr Union Office of Dr. John S. Mulka to consult with students with legal questions or problems. This service is provided by the Community Government Association. Caricaturist to make headlines at Winterfest Presidential debate S.O.A.R , BU' s support group for non-traditional students , will sponsor a Valentine 's Day dance • with a 1950's theme on Saturday, Feb. 14, from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. in Centennial Gymnasium on the Bloomsburg University campus. The "Be bop Brothers"~Harry Strine and Dennis Hindle—will sp in favorite tunes from the 50' s and 60's. There will be a prize for the best 50's dress. OWL applications are availiable Feb. 6 Sophisticated Gents trying to improve racial relations v&& *t «*%? ! ( I Career Development Center sponsors workshop on j' ob search' techniques The Career Development Center will be sponsoring workshops concerning various "job search" techniques on the following dates: Feb.ll: Cover Letter prep . ¦i- «• «f nf : -or .. "f ¦"¦ -f SWEETHEART SPECIAL j ( ) $39.95 -¦ •>«_ ) f T (j ' 30 day layaway available i ) with only 10°/° down!! / ' 10°/° discount with college I.D. « I (not on sale or consignment items) A ' HOURS: * I 10-5 Daily (> r~ *7\^\ , 10-8 Friday t (T J \ . 10-5 Saturday >/S^ . C^w» s^ * *s* ^~^A ^TN.-« ^^v.-* ^ ^ ^m . l( r -*>fc 7fe=-_hJl{ Th is cou ld be f un !! USH ' S PRING '87' , R 1M ^ 1 i Feb. 18: Interview techniques These programs will be held from 5:30 to 6:30, in the CDC , room 12, Ben Franklin Building . All are welcome. Of 11 ^ f a s t *Hrnmm * j co^jT Third Annual HESSJS \ Lip $ync Contest \ i s^& F* * < T^ \ Sign-Ups- * Monday & Tuesday Feb. 9th & 10th Union lOSpm < Commons 10:30-1:30pm 0" I: f ^ ^ ^krn ? ^ 'fin^1 * i * average salaries! Naturall y ' 784-4300 : employees are encouraged to in* teract with passengers , which in r ^&M*T* - - ^bsao^&BA **•* WSB^^H SBBB^ BHH Eddie Money, slated to appear at BU. j Complete Unisex Hairstylin^j if "' V Specializing in: / f Cuts CALL 784.3943^ 1 y Perms Sue & Carina (j f\ Highlights V 343 East Street, Bloomsburg If Full line of Nexxus products. J ^ Ss ^^^e ^K ^tg^S. g s -<«N«^ ^^ ^¦a dh ^av -*tf Eddie Money will be appearing at BU' s Nelson Fieldhouse , March 4, 1987, at 8 PM. He will feature his new album , Can 't Hold Back, as well as scores of hot singles from his older albums. Ticket prices will be $7.50 for those Bloomsburg University students with a B.U. ID and a current Community Activities sticker and $10.00 for all others. Tickets went on sale Wednesday at 10 a.m. in the Kehr Union ^m on the Bloomsburg campus , and will remain on sale until the day before the concert or until all tickets are sold out. If any tickets are still available after Feb. 6, they will also be sold at Record and Jeanswear and at Pro A u d i o in downtown Bloomsburg , and at Susquehanna University and Bucknell University . For more information , call 389-4344. •'DANCE MARA THON '87 BTE 'Scandal' continues run • I s pR lNG BRM^H | , HBHHBB 9HHH WhfflMI to Follow the Road Daytona Beach ^BHBBB HHBw on BUsBi HHH HBHj School |HHBHk Name ¦ H^HH Address HBHBH City • —— State Zip ^ v Camp Dos ¦*; 0j *« <**, - 9fi9HI ; Can YOU dance f o r 25 hours? \ FREE POSTER OFFER: For a 17" x 21" Daytona Beach poster,send your name and address lo: Daytona Beach Poster Offer, 500 Third Ave. West,Seattle,W 98119. HB^H^ Rumors will be rampant for the next few weeks as the f Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble continues to present Richard organization tha t sends child ren Sheridan ' s The School f o r w ith cancer to camp... Scandal. This comedy of bad manners begins its second week tonight at '"es// , 8 p.m. and runs th roug h Feb. 14 Centenial Gym , at the Alvina Krause Theatre in downtown Bloomsburg . The show will also play at Wilkes Barre 's Kirby Center FriSure you can s for day , Feb. 20 at 8 p.m. • Ensemble member Martin Shell will direct the show and Bloomsburg University students >Uf U D<| \ ; can now get into BTE shows for Register at the info desk ^ ¦"¦—-» "—-H-^ todayl! 1 free with their university ID [ cards. ^^ ? an to Benef lt , and it ' a 9reat causei ' WIN ^H f H l Up ^BJHflH \ c£S^"s pfc^rri7|i vBHBfi ¦9 B B 8 • flSHH «BflB9| 9^998 09199 I J A common complaint ofte n heard among students at B.U. is that there is no culture in Bloomsburg . Contrary to popular belief there are many who have an interest in the arts as well good music. They have been discouraged , thoug h , by the long drives necessary to catch these events. Thanks to some area residents , though , this is no longer the case. The League of Reg ional Cooperative Artists (LORCA) , is an organization of local artists who have joined together to showcase local talent. LORCA is the brainchild of Michael Swartz , whose band So What will be among the artists performing at the first LORAC show to be held Thursday , February 5th at 9:00 p.m. at Russells Restaurant. The whole idea behind LORCA is to provide many of the fine but unknown artists from this area , who alone would not have the opportunity to get their work known , to put on group performances featuring several artists . In addition to So What , the show will feature the writings of John Arndt. In addition to his poetry , a scene from his play "Antiquity , " which ran in New York City , will also be performed. Arndt is a graduate of the Minnesota School of Acting. Also on hand will be the short films of Martin Shell. Shell has a degree in filmmaking from Northwestern University and has been a member of BTE since 1979; he has also performed as a mime for five years. The hi ghli ght of the evening will be the music of So What , which leader Michael Swartz describes as an "avant-bob jazz group. " Swartz , with his long hair and beret looks as though he would be just as comfortable with a paint brush on the left bank in Paris as he is with a saxophone. Swartz and co-band member Dirt Condiminium are also members of Bedful of Metaphysicians, whose self-produced debut album is available in area record stores . The Inside Cover General Public a reggae hit When General Public 's first album , "All the Rage" hit the airway s a few years back , fans were exposed to a uni que new blend of brass , reggae , and accordion-like key boards. Dave Wakeling 's Jamaican vocals added a south-of-the-border touch to the band which rounded out a progressive sound probably never to be dup licated. The tradition has been upheld on their new album , "Hand to Mouth. " This band is everything Big Audio Dynamite should have been and more. A trademark of reggae has always been the ' 'come togethc r, give peace a chance" lyrics. General Public keeps in line with "Faults and All ," and "Forward as One. " ' 7 have a father and he fought in the jung le/ He lost a brother, so I lost an unclef Life 's a gas (ha!) Life 's a scream/ In the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines/ Forwardas One, Not marching as to war. " As alway s, reggae is made or broken by the rythm section. Drummer Mario Minordi and percussionist Gaspar Lowol are brilliant on the funkier tunes , mixing superbly with keyboardist Ranking Roger and arranger Chris Cameron 's brass section on "Murder. " Able to shift gears and rock with the best of them. General Public let it all hang out on "Cheque in the Post. " The song, esoecially the lyrics , sound a lot like Genesis ' "Illegal Alien . " Guitarists Dave Wakeling and Gionni Minord i turn it up full blast on that tune and "Too Much or Nothing. " With all the talent in this band , it 's no surprise they 're not getting extensive airplay . Today 's radio stations are too concerned with taking the advice of stuffed-shirt programming syndicate executives who insist Top 40 is the way to go. -Else those who do try to do their own programming end up play ing soupy "classic rock" for aging yupp ies. Just because a song was written after 1979 doesn 't mean it 's trashlook at U2 , or General Public for that matter. Look for more 80's rock reviews in upcoming issues. The Voice would like to thank WBUQ for providing the copy of Genera l Puhlir 's "Hand to Mouth . " Kate Carnworth takes shelter from the elements before things got sunny in Bloomsburg. (Voice photo by Andy Frank) Sauealer 's Corner Ethically educating the disinterested I recently had the distinction of 'proctoring ' a class , a task that I find comes under the heading of 'senior responsibilities before graduation ' . From that particular position , I was able to see a teacher 's point of view from the other side , and it is one that can certainly be disheartening and discourag ing. My simple purpose was to show a video , a job that wouldn 't seem too difficult. I didn 't think that the class would be that upset at the prospect of spending only an hour watching it , since it was a three hour class. But , from a student 's (my own) point of view , I could see wanting to escape from that 'educational prison ', especially because the regular teacher wasn 't around to keep the structured atmosphere that comes from familiarity . So, I decided to place the video into the VCR and take a short walk , knowing that my presence would not be needed , and the class would continue dutifull y without me (especially since I had sat thrpugh an earlier showing in another class). However, by the time I came back to the class , a minority had decided to spend their time elsewhere, and I was left with a decidedly smaller contingency to deal with . According to Campus Paperback , the Top Ten selling paperbacks across the country 's colleges are : 1. The Mammoth Hunters, by Jean M. Auel. (Bantam $4.95.) Sequel to Tlie Valley of the Horses. 2. The Far Side Gallery 2, by Gary Larson. (Andrews, McMeel & Parker , $9.95.) Collection of Far Side cartoons. 3. Secrets , by Danielle Steel.(Dell , $4.95) Behind the scenes of a television production. 4. Bloom County Babylon, by Berke Breathed.(Little , Brown , 10. Robots and Empire, by $12.95) Bloom County comic 1930's. Isaac Asimov . (Ballantine/Del strips. 9. It Came From the Far 5. Dark Angel, by V.C. An- Side, by Gary Larson. (Andrews , Rey, $4.50) Exciting sequel to drews. (Pocket , $4.50) The sage McMeel & Parker , $5.95) The Robots of Dawn. of the Casteel family continues. latest mrtnnnc frnm tht* Tinr Stifle 6. Women who Love too Much, by Robin Norwood. (Pocket , $4.50) How to avoid the '"T H Bloomsburg, Pa. 10&& £i& f pitfalls of unhealthy relationships. f 7. Lie Down With Lions, by Ken Follett. (NAL/Si gnet , $4.95.) Romantic adventure and twisting suspense in Afghanistan. 8. West With the Night, by Beryl Markham. (North Point , $12.50.) Flying in East Africa | You'll LOVE the savings! | and across the Atlantic in the ^ Dave Burian 9 leads Circuit Short ' in video sales market As the age of cable and commercially uninterupted programming continue to slowl y make network television obselete , video sales have skyrocketed. When the decision to buy or rent videos rep laces that of catching a rerun of "Shogun " on ABC , we must be aware of what videos are readil y available and which are the hottest sellers. The following is a list of the top ten selling videos throug h January , 1987: 1. "Short (CBS-Fox). Circuit" 2. "Cobra" (Warner Video). 3. "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" (Paramount) . 4. "Poltergeist: The Other Side " (MGM-UA) . 5. "Maximum Overdrive " (Karl-Lorimar) . 6. "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" (Touchstone). 7. "The Manhatten Project" (HBO-Cannon) . 8. "The Money Pit" (MCA) . 9. "9 Weeks" (MGM-UA). "Raw 10. (HBO-Cannon) . Deal" For the past 16 years an international study program has been offered to Bloomsburg University students. This program is again taking place in Salzburg, Austria for all interested students. One course being offered is a Marketing Principles and Practices class which professor Robert Watts is teaching. Watts encourages business and non-business students alike to look into this program because non-business organizations are implementing market planning . AIDS programs to be held on campus The Residence Life and Student Health Centers at Bloomsburg University , in an effort to get students to recognize that what they don 't know canhurt them , will run a series of information centers on AIDS. The series begins Tuesday , Feb . 10 at 1 p.m. in the coffeehouse of the Kehr Union Building and all students are invited to attend. According to Watts , this program is just as reasonable as going to a summer session at BU. The class is a six week summer session . The total cost of the summer study program is $1 ,850, which includes transportation (round-trip), tuition and room with some meals. There are also a variety of other courses offered to interested students. Brochures and applications are available to anyone who is interested and should contact professor Robert Watts in thejvlay Buildin g, phone number 389-4385 for more information. If Travel with Trans-Bridge lC0^ \cSfc >" Laav'e: Friday BLOOMSBUHQ 7:SBpm LEHWHT0N «-™»—™«. BETHLEHEM BUS TERM. " s dav "" 12:15pm ,:35pm -" -*. ¦— 10:00pm LEHIGH VALLEY IND. PARK. 10:l5p<* ^ EASTON BUS TERM. *S$& . cf iP S.t5pm ! | I | § lOiMpm CL.NTCN ftSV°* II <£ ^ 26° w- Main st Cbi * •» 7844787 I ^ ao^ NEWARK AIRPORT 11:50pm NEW YORK CITY 12:20M. . . I ; I Call or Stop in - Carter C u t R a t e 422 Ea st Street/784-8689 and ask f o r Trans-Brid ge schedule i or call Trans-Brid ge 800-962-8689 j lb THorc- iea^nas^fHomore,booisS,L of jv j ^ T ) J *?> {Jeuf&tota * i&eac& mm^ \ \ j Opvim Ur^Jc• JTw' I 'ffij I J • • • • : * Seven NIGHTS accommodations at the Holiday Inn Surfside , one of Daytona 's finest hotels * FREE pool deck parties with consumer companies present * Special discounts with Daytona merchants * Optional one day excursions -- Disney World , Hawaiian Lunu , Deep Sea and more Fishing • : j f v | I -OO \ ^ 10°/° discount on any Valentine I gift!! » *C!/ (P lush animals > dolls > toys, etc..)I I Stop in... W^%\ Fares from Bloomsburg to: -O^® V I ^ =SZn2rggBggB p- to Lehigh Valley Clinton Newark Airport New York• City ^"-y almost immediately. No one voiced an objectionable response , and I reluctantly advanced the VCR to the next part of the program. I was a little too lean on these students , I thought , and I later declined their pleas, feeling that their time and minds mi ght be further educated (though I could sympathize with them) . I'm sure that my 'establishment ' position angered some of them , but I felt that I should have some semblance of authority . As a student (and as a senior , who has endured seemingly countless 6:00 classes), the possibility of teaching a class of people who are uninterested in the subject matter is disheartening enough , but to keep them somewhat 'entertained' for a span of three hours is trul y a valiant and venerable task. 'Mammoth Hunters' tops in p aperbacks Foreign study off ered f romBU by Wendy Rauscher For the Voice Feeling somewhat depressed , I sat down again-near the front of the class , regaining my position of pseudo 'power ' , and regretfully prepared for another viewing. Now , I would have been satisfied (had I been a student in this class) with remaining steadfastly in my seat , and watching the remainder of the show. But , to my dismay , some of the pup ils wished to move 'on with the show ', and asked if I would forward the tape. Needless to say , I had reached a crossroads , a veritable ethical imperative , and I had to realize the best decision for the good of all parties involved . - . . , ¦!. So, burdened with the requests of these students , I did the democratic thing, and asked if there was anyone who wished to see the remainder of this particular segment. As a student , I knew the answer ^tes^ftf c^ c.ot^ »0Aet p£^ s^S)*4 '?s v- ** \o ^o^ : • oV\ ^ tttlll inMIMOIMUltU FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT- chris or Karen 387-0174 387-0234 M< CtMtMttlltMl J j • • 2 • : I : : J • collegiate camouflage CGA not impressive by Joe Denelsbeck CGA Columist As I sat in the first Community Government Association Senate meeting of this semester , I was amazed at the number of absences. I counted 11 name plates with no peop le behind them. I hope this is not going to be a trend . Senators are elected by a constituency that expects them to attend the meetings. If the senator is not going to attend , kick them off the senate. I was impressed by Dr. Ausprich' s appearance and speech. I think this should be a bimonthl y event. It shows that the president and students are communicating. However, this is the only thing I was impressed with. Our senators were sitting there , voting lor things without even asking questions. X They raised the bid minimum to $500. (Previously, the bid limit was $300. A student organization was required to send out bids for a purchase if it totaled over $300.) No one asked if this would cost CGA any extra money . 1 believe if we don 't bid tilings out , it may end up costing the CGA more money . The band asked for $14,200. This request made sense but the CGA only gave them $11 ,900. The band was given enough money to cover the purchase of uniforms to fit new members, but the CGA wouldn 't give the band the money they needed to buy instruments for these people to play . Makes sense , huh? FAMOUS LAST WORDS FROM FRIENDS TO FRIENDS. "Are you OK to drive?" "What's afew beers?" "Did you have too much to drink?" "Pm perfectly f i n e " "Are you in any s/iape to drive?" "I' ve neverfelt better " "I think you've had, afew too many." "You kiddin , I can drive with my eyes closed " Oh well , it gets better. During the discussion , fund raising was brought up as a way to raise the money. The director of the band did not think the band members would like to hold a fund raiser. Well , to that I say , "too bad ." Let's get something stra ight. I would have given the band the $14,200 up until the moment when fund raising was discussed. » Can you find the hidden aviation terms? ALTIMETER BALLOON BANKING BIPLANE BLIMP BOMBER CANOPY CHASSIS CHUTE GONDOLA G-SUIT HEAVIER-THAN-AIR HELICOPTER HYDROPLANE I' m a member of two clubs , both of which have fund raisers . Fund raisers are a fact of life for student organizations. Clubs need to have fund raisers. Why does the band think they are special? An improving organization , yes! Unable to raise fund , no!! I wrote this because you , who just gave the band $11 ,900 should know. Do you? CLASSIFIEDS 1IH1.I' WAN 'I'I'D - D.J . Needed at Oliveri Professional Sound Company. Underclassman pre/erred. Call 387-09-1-i . 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Write to Eric Meadows 8GA5201 Box 149 Exchange St. Attica , N.Y. M011-0U9 INTERNATIONAL RELATION CLUB. Meeting Feb. 8, 198. In Coffee House at 8pm. Everyone Welcome. So be there. PERSONALS JILL- I HOPE you have a Happy Birthday - Love Francis. DAD - IS IT TRUE that Superman sleeps in the nude? MOM MR. MAFIA - I AM LOOKING for another sleepless night , hopefull y in the near future ! Muff y HEY PIXIES - GET PSYCHED For Rush! Love Ya, DEB VOICE CLASSIFIEDS ¦ — , ... „ I wish to place a classified ad under the heading: -Announcements -Lost and Found .For Sale -Personals -Wanted -°lner I enclose $ for Five cents per word. Jt 3i. "Si WL WB k- =3» =31 -ai 1 FEMALE ROOMMATE for Fall '87. Next to campus , call IMMEDIATELY. Ffom all your loyal admirers i iui.w: (iii|j i. JV / LI 78-4-9337. HEY 3rd FLOOR Montour, We want you toug hl y. "BEN D." Love "OVER' Ground Floor Elwell. CHRIS - HOW DO you say Bar Slime- I SOMEONE INTERESTED IN doing typ ing? - Your home. 387-1394. 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IBLOWDRY I & CUT $7.00 \ I Women J $9.00 I $8.00 I I WANT A DATE?? R.T., WE THINK your ' re a reall y cool dude!! Write Back. N.D. and S.C. D.P. GOD HAS CREATED every tiling beautiful , its us human beings that make it ugly. But still we can see the beauty if we open our eyes - Imtiaz Ali Taj Ihr \\\ . . . , Monday's paper or Monday for Thurs. paper. All classifieds MUST be prepaid. - j DRINKING AND DRIVING CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP | SPLIT ENDS i j Beauty Salon i Men $8.00 the VOICE mail . . . il _ i .„ slot m Umon ' before 12 p.m. ** // o i / OK to drive ?" I \rha ' '• n f ew beers?" BLOOM COUNTY I • SHAMPOO & CUT Send to: Box 97 KUB or drop in ! *Paid for by the Karen Fan Club KAREN , HAPPY BIRTHDAY little sister even thoug h it is a few days late. Take care and I'll see you on Valentine's Day. Love, Dave. HEY TIFF, WHEN are you coming up to visit me?? I' m still waiting. Hope teste you soon. Love, Mr. Elmer. ] Bow Wow Wow NERY - HAPPY 21st Birthday! I.uv Ya! Your Roomie. "A / v ft, «* Happy Birthday Karen !!!!! : - oiii.i. on Wed for words. Ai i., JET LAG PITCH PROPELLER RUNWAY SPAN STALL STRUT TAILFIN TRIM TURBOJET VECTOR YAW ZOOMING recover before next weekend. - Love, PEACHES. I\^LI IIII "You 've Jiad too 'much to drink , let me drive " "Nobody drives my car but me " y^ \\ (\i T? If you would like to be a contestant on the "Comedy Cabaret Dating Game " please fill out Drop off at Info rjesk *^ Name . „j Address *" Town ^ *~ Telephone - 5f ^ J^^_ ^ + )f^* Zip %¦ ._ Age yL '. —J Vou* tfU yifi *. Sex « Hobbies/ Interests y^. ****************** ** * , * * * THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON Leading Scorers Men Clarence Green , CH Dana Zajicek , CA Brian White, MA Tom Pedersen , WC Jose Davis, ED Wil Jones, CH BUI Connelly, BL Daryl Nofleet, CA Herman Willis , SR Joe Miller , CA Avg. 21.5 19.4 18.7 18.6 17.2 16.4 16.3 16.2 15.9 15.3 Leading Rebounders Men Avg. Brian White , MA 13.7 Jonathan Roberts , ES 10.7 Anthony Robinson , CH 9.5 John Fox , MI 9.3 Alex Nelcha, BL 9.1 ' Marty Eggleston , KU 9.0 Joe Miller , CA 8.7 Ricky Jordan , ED 8.6 Mike Mathews, IN 8.2 Maurice Williams , KU 7.7 Leading Rebounders Women Kathy Aheimer, CA Valarie Galatic , CA Viola Bournes , SR Amy Miller , ES Amy Wolf, BL Jenene Herring, CH Tina Moynihan , SR Kim Gillgrese , ED Patty Gruber , KU Bonnie Hawkins , CA Avg. 13.6 11.1 10.9 10.6 9.8 9.6 9.4 9.0 8.9 8.7 Field Goal Percentage Men Tom Gaines , MI John Fox , MI Ricky Jordan , ED Jeff Null , LH Steve Korr , SH Alex Nelcha, BL Mike Bertness , IN George Lee, CH Daryl Norfleet , CA Dirk Schultz , SH Field Goal Percentage Women Missy Brubaker , MI Sue Heckler , MI Theresa Lorenzi, BL Amy Wolf , BL Sara Flanagan , WC Chery l Bansek, CL Sara Bishop, ED Kim Beanner , CL Patty Gruber , KU Francine Greco , ED Avg. 60.6 53.1 57.3 51.3 50.0 49.4 49. 1 48.9 48.0 48.0 Men's Basketball EASTERN DIVISION Millersville Bloomsburg Kutztown Mansfield * Cheyney Shippensburg West Chester E. Stroudsburg WESTERN DIVISION Lock Haven Indiana California Edinboro Slippery Rock Clarion _ ___ . 1 ._ Avg. 62.5 61.3 60.9 60.5 57.7 56.4 55.4 55.0 54.7 53.9 BU falls to Rams Leading Scorers Women Avg . Theresa Lorenzi, BL 26.8 22.7 Tina Moynihan , SR 18.9 Sue Brecko , IN 17.1 Patty Gruber, KU 16.9 Sue Heckler , MI Sandy Stodolsky, CA 16.8 16.7 Tina Brooks , CH 15.0 Peg Kauffman , MI 14.9 Kim Sabol , SR 14.8 Fran Meitz , KU Conference W-L Pet. 8-0 1.000 6-2 .750 .625 5-3 5-3 .625 4-4 .500 2-6 .250 2-6 .250 .000 0-8 Overall W-L 17-2 11-8 11-8 9-9 13-5 6-11 5-14 1-17 L'onrerence W-L Pet. 5-0 1.000 4-1 .800 ".600 3-2 2-3 .400 1-4 .200 0-5 .000 Overall W-L 16-5 8-9 11-9 11-8 6-16 6-11 Pet. .895 .579 .579 .500 .722 .353 .263 .056 Pet. .762 .471 .550 .579 .273 .353 , _ by Lincoln Weiss Staff Writer r Joe Stapanski , three-point shooter extraordinaire , scores or.a rare layup. The Huskies fell to the Rams 95-84. (Voice photo by Michele Young.) Women's Basketball Conference EASTERN Overall " Pet. W-L DIVISION W .L Pct 1 000 8-0 West Chester 700 14.6 -875 7-1 Bloomsburg 739 15.4 -714 5-2 Millersville 10_ 5 667 -500 4-4 E. Stroudsburg .500 8.8 -429 3-4 Kutztown .556 10_ 8 1-6 - 143 Shippensburg 5.12 .294 -000 0-4 1-18 .053 "Cheyney sMansfield .000 0-7 0-15 .000 $Forfeited remaining games in 1986-1987 season "Not eligible for post-season due to NCAA Division I status Conference W-L Pct. 4-1 .800 4-1 .800 2-3 .400 2-3" .400 2-3 .400 1-4 .200 WESTERN DIVISION Clarion Lock Haven Indiana v California Slippery Rock Edinboro Overall W-L 11-6 11-6 10-9 '¦"' 6-13 3-13 7-11 ,_^ ^K ^^ "Let Us Entertain You " j |l AHEAD WINTER FEST WEEK!! Hj | '•^4^^*/ . IP \ '" *"•«* « *,. JL "We print almost anything" .50 cents each ., „ ;:T"""""""" T^""T"" * College Bowl Registration * Deadline - 1 pm, in Kub TJ^^ iy L t F El2 ^ 1 Air Bands Competition !! 8 pm Carver Get your tickets at ~si cranton Common [nfo e,s r s f 91 ! l ? A^ ^$1.00 Admission Fee A i &Zz f* «*-, *»«** *"* ^W 12^.._........ g : : (\^ ' \ ^f ^ : j • QfOQrQm 1 pOQfO \J | 1 eS Cari^ 7; Casino Dov... ^; 1 during S h Sat. Feb. 7i - 5 P^ Casino Games & Food Extravaganza t : A3\~ : /SJP j /yW\ ^ i ' J^k' { ^MOg : Philadelphia Textile shot 84.6 percent from the three-point range and defeated the Bloomsburg Huskies 95-84 to snap a five- game winning streak for the Huskies. The game started tight as Bloomsburg tried to get the ball inside to Alex Nelcha. Nelcha scored his second field goal of the first half with 17:09 to go to bring Bloomsburg within 1 point at 8-7. Then the roof collapsed. Due to missed shots and turnovers by Bloomsburg , the Rams of Textile went on a 20-3 tear to go ahead 28-10, thanks in part to excellent shooting by Mike Doyle. The Rams then went bonkers with the three point play , converting it five more times in the remaining 10:45 of the first half to open leads of as much as 21 points. Bloomsburg coach Charlie Chronister must have wondered where the team he had on the court the last five games was in ' the first half. The Huskies , who had been over 50 percent in field goal shooting the last few outings, shot a dismal 37.5 percent in the first half. Philadel phia Textile , on the HOOP SCOOPS: other hand , shot an incredible The Rams managed outstanding 58.3 percent in the first half , in- 84.6 percent shooting from threecluding a perfect 8- 8 on three- point range while the Huskies point goals , to enjoy a 53-33 could onl y muster 44 percent... The Huskies blocked eight halftime lead . The Rams ' Pete Barton hit shots led by Carpenter ' s another three-point goal to start three...John Williams recorded the scoring in the second half to four steals to lead the Huskies. give Textile a 56-33 lead. A BOX SCORE: determined Husky squad then began to climb back into the Philadel p hia Textile: game. Lukinuk 6-11 0-0 12, Louden 5-7 2-2 With a tenacious man-to-man 15, Doyle 5-10 3-3 17, Schinholster 1-3 defense and excellent defensive 1-3 3, Barton 10-20 4-4 28, Coleman rebounding, the Huskies went on 6-14 8-8 20 33-65 18-20 95 a 15-4 run to get within 12 points with 16:16 to go in the game. Bloomsburg: Bloomsburg received great inside 1 scoring by N elcha in this stretch Carpenter 1-3 0-0 2, Connelly 7-13 4-6 21, Nelcha 8-15 5-6 21, Simpkins 6-11 as he scored 9 points in the run. 0-0 16, Stepanski 6-14 0-0 15, Williams However , the Rams came right 4-14 0-0 9, Wilson 0-0 0-0 0, Wilson back and had a small run of their 32-72 9-12 84 own to extend the lead to 19 0-2 0-0 0 Kehr Union I ¦IIIIWIIMIWH— ——iniwii i^ \ '«--^sat. .^SS!. Fri. Feb. 6 - * Newsp ap er Headlines * *; 11 am - 4 pm, KUB Pet. -647 -647 .526 -316 - 188 .389 points at /1-52. Bloomsburg then began to convert turnovers with inside and outside shooting to go on a 14-0 tear and pull themselves to within 5 points with 8:56 to go. Both teams played even ball for the next four minutes until the Rams scored eight straight points to go up by 13 with 2:29 to go. Two outside shots , one from three- point range brought the Huskies within eight , who then twice fouled the Rams ' Rich Schinholster. Schinholster made only one of three free throws, and combined with two more threepointers from Bloomsburg cut the Textile lead to only 87-84. Unfortunately , that was all the scoring Bloomsburg could manage the rest of the night as they missed outside shots , and Textile hit some big free throws down the stretch to finish the scoring at 95-84. Pete Barton paced the Rams with his game high 28 points while Alex Necha and Bill Connelly each scored 2 1 points in the losing cause. 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