Truckload of naked students found washed down at carwash by Denise Werner i'or the Voice ' Indefinite ly suspended Delta Omega Chi (DOC) members hosed down their naked pledges at the Seventh Street Carwash at about 8 p.m. on Saturday, April 8. As part of thc fraternity 's hell night ceremonies, pledges become "all dirty so we take them to the carwash in the back of a pick-up truck , they ' re usuall y naked, and hose them down ," spring Pledgemaster Rob Rapsy said. "We always notified the police about the vicinity, including the site of the carwash, and time of our hell night ," said Rapsy. "When we called , the police officer said he needed more authority, but thought it was okay and he would call back. We must have left before he called back ," Rapsy added. "The owner came out and started taking pictures and a passerby claimed his daug hter could see nude men from the car. Then one of our new brothers grabbed the camera and ran , but returned it undamaged to the police. The police eventuall y came and sealed the entrance and exit to the carwash ," Rapsy added . The police took . Frank Antonicelli , 22 , owner of the pick-up truck , pending charges of disorderl y conduct. Assistant Vice-President/Dean of Student Lite and BU Greek Advisor, Robert G. Norton , Friday, had not received a report from BU official Richard Haupt and the arresting officer was unable to be reached for comment . "This is a great example of why we want to become an independent frat ," Rapsy said. "The downtown Semester to end with outdoor rock concert by Bob Sullivan for the Voice The Bloomsburg University Concert Committee (BSCC) and the Kehr Union Program Board , with CGA funding, have developed a mini-concert because BSCC was unable to schedule a spring , rock concert fbr Nelson Field House or Haas Auditorium. In order to keep up a reputation , they took over the Progra m Board 's Hybrid Ice contract. In addition they signed Tommy Conwell Is Young Rumblersto open the show. The outdoor concert is slated for Friday. May 2 . on the Susan Kocher, ofthe women 's soft ball team, pitched her second perfect game ofthe season against Shippensburg, Thursday. (For details see page 12.) Schuy lkill/Montour lawn, and will start at 4 p.m.- when classes tor the semester end . Hybrid Ice. a five-man band from Danville, has been playing the Mid-Atlantic Region. Rick Klinge r (drums). Toye 'Rusty ' Foulke (lead guitar), and Jeff Willoug hby (bass/tlute) founded the band in 1969. In 1976. lead singer Chris Alburgher joined the band ; Bob Richardson was hired in 1978 to play keyboards. Since that time, the band has built a following in Northeast Pennsylvania and in the Baltimore. Md.. area . They have also performed for sold out crowds in Virginia, the Carolinas. Delaware , and spend three weeks in Florida for Spring Break every year. They have opened for Hall and Oates. Todd Rundgren. and Steppenwolf. They have also played with the Beach Boys; it was in Florida that Mike Love took the stage with Dean Torrence (Jan and Dean) to play some old hits with the band from Danville. Their first album was released in 1983 and hit the top of the charts in Northeast Pennsylvania radio stations and record stores. The single from the album, Magdeline, was also a highly requested song in this area and in Maryland. The opening act for the outdoor mini-concert, Tommy Conwell 's authorities dealt with us individuall y—not as DOC." But Norton said , "There is no such thing as ' an independent frat. You must have a governing body. If it 's not IFC . then it would be the Committee on Student Organizations. " The fraternity was suspended last spring after seven pledges were summoned for disorderly conduct pending a fine between $100-$300. "We got arrested for yelling obscenities at girls in Elwell but they were provoking it ," said Tim Herb, DOC president. "Being suspended , DOC is not recognized by the Inter Fraternity Council (IFC), and may not partici pate in Greek-related activities , including pledging, under the name DOC," said Norton , (continued on page 2) Honorary doctorate nominees rejected fo r May graduation by Denise Werner fo r the Vo ice Bloomsburg University 's Council of Trustees has rejected President Harry Ausprich's recommendation for the May 1986 commencement honorary doctorate award . As a result , no award will be given and Council members are now reviewing applicants for the August commencement . Since the policy began in 1983, six hav e received honorary degrees. The first , Howard Fenstermaker, was honored in December, 1983. Most recently, Edwin Bartin was the recipient at the August commencement. BU policy states, "An honorary degree is an academic award which reflects the mission of Bloomsburg University in the areas of intellectual pursuit , culture, and the arts, or public ser- vice. The Council recognizes contributions , "to the institution , the Commonwealth of Pennsy lvania , to society, or to a particular academic disci p line...in the arts and humanities , science and technology, the social sciences, education , the health profession , commerce, trade or industry. " Provost and Vice-President for Academic Affairs, Larry Jones said , "It is the atyp ical case when someone receives an honorary degree because the names of candidates are both nationally and internationall y known." BU grants doctorates in law, science, commercial science , fine arts, humane letters (humanities and social sciences), letters (literature , journalism , and drama), and pedagogy (education). To receive an honorary degree, a candidate must be recommended by a committee member Members of the 11-person committee each serve two years. The com(continued on page 2) Inside Monday Financial Aid Students app ly ing for financial aid will face stricter verification policy. (Details, see page 2) BU "spy ' nvT-fprn TPI Si? Fl l &J&lU ixj Young Rumblers. haven 't been playing as long as Hybrid Ice. The trio was formed in February of 1984 and in its first year had two changes. By June, Paul Slivka had replaced the original bassist and in October, Jim Hannum took over the drummer 's slot. Afte r playing clubs in the Newark, Delaware area , the band moved into Philadelphia and has since spread to New Jersey, Maryland and Washington. Most recently they moved to Central Pennsylvania and have plans for the rest of the Mid-Atlantic Region. The band has taken their "selfindulgent rhythm and blues ", says Silvka , to the stage in front of The Hooters, Beru Revue and Steve Forbert . They play almost every night of the week and their concerts have been broadcast l ive on WYSP of WMMR and Philadelphia. Although the band is drawing the crowds in Delaware valley, Jim Hannum says, 'Td like to play New York City." But Conwell says. "We've got to own Philly first. " Soviet newspaper claims BU professor went to the Soviet Union to spy while posing as a teacher. (Details, see page 6) BU beats Ship Tlie baseball team scoredf ive runs in the bottom of the seventh inning Saturdayto beat Shippensburg 5-4 in the second game o f a doubleheader. (Details, see page 12) Index Classifieds Editorial Entertainment Features Sports p.U .p.4 p.9 p.6 p.12 book pu blishes profes sor EngUsh Financial aid eligibility to require verification Thc other 50 percent must still complete the application. "They ')) be okay, it will be almost hassle free for them. " said Lyons. by Michelle Yannes for thc Voice Applications for financial aid will be verified more frequently to determine eligibility because of changes made in Federal Aid and Student Loan programs for thc 1986-87 school year. Thc recent laws also change the amount of money g iven to students. "A fter students are approved in the guarantedd student loan prog ram specifica.h. il ' things go well, they will only receive half oi ' what tliey think the. are going to recieve." said Lyons. "We have a federal government that believes thc onl y way to stop Ihe fraud and abuse in financial aid prog rams i.s Jo require verifi cation of a significant number of financial aid reci pients , including guaranteed student loans ." said Director of Financi al Aid Tom Lyons. A Slate Grant/Federal Student Aid app lication must be filled out befo re students are considered for any kind of aid. "The new law requires that unless you do. you don ' t receive anything. " said Lyons. About 50 percent ofthe app lications will be selected for verifica tion by thc Office of Edu cation . Several /actors will be examined during this process. "Independent students are going lo be closely scrutinized to venfy that they are in f ad indepen. ent students , and thc income the parents report ." Lyons said, will be some of the areas consit ' ored . Tliere will be other channels open to get money. "If grants are closed, some type of loan will be available to students. " said Lyons. The one thing Lyons cautions hs not to gel confused because ofthe red tape. "Fol' ow instructions, give what i.s asked for and things will work out eventuall y." said Lvons. Another w_ n to get money i.s fro m state gr; -Us. "They wil! attempt to offset some of the loss Iron , federal loan cuts. " he said. Students are advised to send in their applications as soon as possible. "A ny student who hasn 't applied by now please come to thc financial lid office, pick up and complete ihe application accurately." said j yons. Contact the financial aid office if you have any questions. Wonderview Apartments J^ BHH Call 784-5315 / f......J. WJ.UWWIW WW I r m r n i m m rf T s ^ ^m v ^ ^r rf i American Marketing Association ]presents... 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The Dog It Was That Died (radio) and Squaring the Circle (television). Increasingly the cleverness and sheer excitement of setting up intellectual arguments only to dismantle them by the end of the play have given way to serious political concerns in his writing , and it is this change which forms the thesis for her book. Rusinko 's article on The Real Thing , published originall y in World Literature Today, was reprinted in the 1985 issue of Bloomsburg University 's interdiscip linary journal , Carver. In that article she -examines the differences between the Eng lish and American productions of the p iay. (continued f rom page I) pointed by the president ol ' AFSCME. Names and biograp hical sketches of candidates must be received by the committee before January 31 for considerati on for May commencement and by March I for either August or December commencement. "The committee then meets to prioritize the list (rank the candidates one , two. three...) submitting the top three choices to thc president for his recommendation. " Jones said . With this list . Presiden t Harry Ausprich recommends his choice to the Council of Trustees. The council has the authority to accept or reject thc president 's decision . "The council has the final decision because it is their project ," Jones said . If the council rejects the president 's choice, as was done for May, 1986, there will be no honorary doctorate recipient for that ceremony. "If a name is not chosen , it can remain active for up to two years , after which it is either dropped or resubmitted to the list ," Jones said. "The council never has more than two reci pients a year , except in extreme cases, members of the Council of Trustees , administrators , or faculty of the unive rsity cannot receive an honorary degree. At commencement the recipient 's name is announced and he/she is dressed in a maroon and gold doctoral hood . Inside the hood is a square of leather with the reci pient 's name , degree and the date awarded. He/she also receives an enlarged di ploma (approximately 3 feet by 2 feet). "It 's (the di ploma) really quite nice ," Jones said. "Every word is in Latin in calli graphy with the signatures of the president and the chairman of the Council of Trustees. "I think honorary degrees are very good for the individual ," said Jones. "It 's a way to acknowledge the contributions of some very special people." Honorary doctorate degree; May nominees are rejected mittee consists of four faculty members—from the Colleges of Arts and Sciences . Business , Professional Studies and faculty , selected by the president of the Association of Pennsylvania State and Unive rsity Faculty. Other committee members include: Larry Jones , permanent chairperson ; thc vice-president for Institutional Advancement; two members of the Council of Trustees , one student appointed by the CGA president , one alumnus appointed by the president of the Bloomsburg University Alumni Association; and one member of the non-instructional staff ap- Truckload of students discovered at carwash Summer Rentals--$25/week Fall Rentals~$35Q and up < Problems of Susan Rusinko , professor of English , is the author of TomSloppa rd, a critical study of the plays of one of Eng land' s major living dramatists. Published in the Twayne English Author Series by G.K. Hall of Boston, the book was released in February 1986. in both clothbound and paperback editions. One ofa number of books abou t Stoppard alread y published , this one updates earlier studies about a famous playwright who. at 49. still has a long career ahead of him. Earning his reputation for imaginative ly rewriting and adapting plays by dramatic predecessors such as Sophocles. Shakespeare. . .. ¦ ' '"" iinrnn (continued from page I) Some members of DOC say they times since J ve been around but believe Norton wants to phase they ' vs never been this serious ," them out. "When we tried to get Norton said. off suspension , it was always To lift the suspension , Norton delayed and there was always said , "They must partici pate in something else for us to do," said service projects, rework their conHerb. "As far as the school stitution and change their pledging recognizes, we have 15 brothers program." but we would say we have 33." During their first semester on "There 's some rule if you 're probation, DOC conducted service under 12 brothers you can 't apply projects such as painting at the for a charter-Norton 's waiting us Town Park, playing basketball at out ," Rapsy added . Danville State, collecting toys, and Herb said , "We've heard from services for the Hickory Run State inside that Norton said , 'As long Juvenile Delinquent Center and as I' m here, there'll be no DOC." United Way. The members also felt their "We did between five and 10 punishments were much stiffer service projects and even won an than those of other Greek award from United Way," Herb organizations. said . Herb said , "Lambda Chi gets a "Regardless, it 'll take a lot more slap on the wrist while we lose a than service projects to lift suspenyear and another year on proba- sion ," Norton said . tion." Part of the DOC-IFC agreement Officials said that BU felt the is to alter the fraternity 's pledging repetition of incidents warrant program but Rapsy said , "We've severe punishment. had the same program for the last "They ' ve been on proba- twenty years-including the cartion/sanction at least two ., othe;r, wash." _ , _ , . _ , . .. * %'>\ 7.\'t,\*.y *'. 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The legislation also permits the use of anatomically correct dolls as testimonial aids for young witnesses in sexual assault cases. "It is tragic enough for a vulnerable young child to experience criminal activity, either as a victim or as a witness." Thornburgh said. "Any adjustment that Legislation that allows child victims or witnesses of criminal acts to give court testimony on videotape or closed-circuit television was signed into Pennsylvania law earlier this year and became effective on April 22. Gov. Dick Thornburgh , who signed the leg islation, called it a "victory for compassion as well as for justic e," Senate Bill 176 amends the judicial code to authorize court-ordered videotap- 9 (JJA^ \\ \ /0 * % \^J J m' ifilkW^ 0Bt!&)J ^nr \ ^^^^^^^M \ ^Sl_ll^|jir\v \ if i?/# / \ 7 / \ i J £ J 0__£ T WJIf ^ JL/ \ f n % J A V _2 T _ -l f~ l / '/~t __ ___! 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A letter to the editor in the April 21 issue of the Voice offered two very valid and important incidents when pregnancy can occur without being prevented: rape and incest. No women should have to go through the agonizing experience of either of these two experiences. let alone have to go through a pregnancy that has resulted from them. That 's why I am a firm believer in freedom of choice. I don 't believe this choice should be abused , but it should be available for women who have become pregnant through force or simply cannot go through an unwanted pregnancy. What angers is me when people come along and say, abortion is wrong, it is killing another human being. Well at this stage of the game, no one has ruled as to what constitutes when a fetus becomes a human being and I really don^t believe there will be any agreement at any time on that matter. Men will never ever realize the emotions and feelings of pregnancy. And their chances are the same as a snowball's in hell that they will ever experience the agonizing emotions of rape. Without being able to realize these 'debilitating emotions how can men pass judgments on women who decide to have abortions? How can they ever knOwTnc desperate and shameful feelings of the young girl who is raped or taken by force? (She is feeling shameful because society says that if your are raped , then you must have asked for and probably wanted it.) And my anger is not directed just at the self-righteous men , but those self-righteous women who have people to lean on and thereforedo not have to go through this tragic situation alone. Can you even think how you would feel if you had to go through a pregnancy by yourself? Try to understand the feelings of utte r helplessness and frustration and despair and keep that in mind the nex t time you want to label someone a muderer because abortion is the only possibility a girl has. Bloomsburg University Bloomsburg, PA 17815 (717)389-4457 Executive Editor Managing Editor News Editors Features Editors Sports Editor Advertising Managers Photograpny Editors Business Manager Typesetter Advisor Albert Scweitzer said , "I don 't know what your destiny will be but one th ing I know, the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve." Volunteers are the greatest asset to any program. The Bloomsburg Chapter of the American Red Cross is proud of those members of the Bloomsburg University community who wholeheartedly supported the Blood Program . Hats off to all the volunteers for your contributions. -Tothe student nurses who gave their time and energy to be trained and work for the bloodmobiles. -Tothe men of Delta Pi for their faithful support in unloading and loading the mobile unit. -Tothe sisters of Phi Delta and that continuity. I especially commend the editorial in the April 24 issue in which clear-headedness and good writing prevailed , despite a misspelling. The editorial contrasts with the recently published criticism in which opinions expressed in highly charged language were the order of the day. Expressions such as "propoganda," "notoriously inaccurate," "bland, unreadable, recycled journalism class assignments," "mindless, irresponsible drivel ." and ' embarrassingly slavish devotion," communicate to the reader more about the author than about the matter under criticism. There is no newspaper that does not have its share of typos and misspellings. It is a fact of journalistic life, regrettable though it is. What is more reprehensiblethan typos is the use of emotionally charged language that lays claim to validity and objectivity. I find your response a measured one, both in style and substance. Susan Rusinko Dear Editor, Voicecongratulated for performance Dear Editor. I congratulate Chris Lyons as editor, the staff of the Voice, and Mr. Maittlen-Harris as the new faculty advisor this year. Experiments with paper format, the encouraging of opinions on controversial issues, and the informational articles and news coverage all underscore a campus tradition that prior staffs and Mr. Richard Savage as previous Voice advisor had maintained, and I laud The Voice Kehr Union Building Red Cross thanks volunteers } IM¦ \ f^^%*\k W^ ^ ^ ^ ^ j tj Wi&mMg%W ^gP^ Christine Lyons Mike Feeley Jean Bihl, Elizabeth Dacey Joannie Kavanaugh, Kristen Turner Jeff Cox Crystal Lally, Darlene Wicker Robert Finch, Alexander Schillemans Terri Quaresimo, Ben Shultz Ellen Vanhorn John Maittlen-Harris Chi Theta Pi for carrying out so well the responsibilities of the canteen. -To the members of Alpha Phi Omega for their loyal and on-going support. Wherever needed , you were there. -To the members of the ROTC for considering a blood drive a worthwhile project. Congratulations Air Force for a job well done. -To the marketing association for the forward booking effort and a super student intern. -To Phi Beta Lambda who throughout the year advertised and placed posters. -To the Voice that always gave the Blood Program space. -Tothe residence halls for taking on the Donors Challenge. -To others too numerous to mention. Without all of you. the Red Cross Blood Program would be no success at all. Thank you for your gift of time and talent. We do salute you! Our best wishes for a successful future to all of you . Mary Ann Stasik Blood Service Coordinator Voice Editorial Policy The editorials in The Voice are the opinions and concerns of the editorial staff and not necessarily the opinions of all members of The Voice staff, or the student population of Bloomsburg University. The Voice invites all readers to express their opinions on the editorial page through letters to the editor. Letters must be signed and include a phone number and address for verification, although names will be withheld upon request. The Voice reserves the right to edit all submissions . Letters to the editor should be sent to The Voiceoffice, Kehr Union , Bloomsburg University, or dropped off in the office at the rear of the games room. Hands Across America-another example of celebrities by George F. Will Syndicated Columnist Washington-On the count of three , campers, everyone sing: "We are the river of hope/that runs throug h the valley of fear... " A river of syrup is about to run throug h America 's living rooms, ruining the rugs. It is. as you are sentenced to learn, the official song of "Hands Across America." another example of ri ghtminded— ness masquerading as moral action. Khadafy will get no more second chances by Tom Miller Editorial Columnist A pril 22-Might does not make ri ght. But there is such a thing as ri ghteous mi ght. Franklin Roosevelt spoke of it on Dec. 8. 1941. FDR promised that we would rid the world of an evil menace "no matter how long it may take us. " Harry S Truman recalled the day of the communist attack on the Republic of Korea in June 1950: "As I flew across the plains of the Midwest and across the Appalachians on that sunny afternoon. I had plenty of time to think. Many thoug hts went throug h my mind. But I kept returning to the nineteen hundred and thirties—to the Rhineland. Czechoslovakia, and finall y— to Munich. Here was another test, another probing action. " President Truman met that test 36 years ago. President Reagan met that test last week. While the appeasers in the chancellories of Europe dithered . America acted . With the help of our partner in the great Ang loAmerican alliance we struck the first real blow by a Western power to combat terrorism—the scourge of our generation. The freedom of Americans to travel abroad , to be seen in public in the great cities of Europe , is being threatened. According to some travel industry sources. Americans by the hundreds of thousands are being fri ghtened away from Europe . It was not always so. Before the First World War. passports were a novelty. Freedom to t ravel in safety was a given. As late as 1939. even as Europe was becoming a tinderbox . a British traveler was able to face down the Gestapo by reading aloud fro m his passport: "Know all by these parents that His Brittanic Majesty 's Secretary of State the Ri ght Honourable the Earl of Halifax hereby ensures the safe conduct A situation whereby Americans are forced to cower behind barriers or scurry across international frontiers incognito cannot be tolerated . What we are facing in Libya , and in two or three other foreign states, is an outlaw regime. A nation which engages in criminal and craven acts as a matter of public policy ; not out of any hope for gain or advancement but out of a sheer hatred of decency and a sadistic pleasure in killing and maiming innocent human beings. Libya is led by the kind of a man who puts his children to bed inside the primary milita ry target in his country and then slinks off to a safer place. The kind of man who kills babies on airp lanes or schoolchildren in airports with the cool detachment a saner man might have in crushing a roach. The president had not the right or the option to act against Khadaf y, but the duty to do so. Americans have a way of recognizing real necessity when it appears. While some still-wet-behind-the-ears types may look down their noses and make snide references to the "pick-up truck and baseball cap world of America ," they never prevail in times like these. Few military actions in recent years have been met by a more universal approval of the American public. The man whom the president calls the "Mad Dog of the Middle East " has hurt just too many people. An NBC News film crew interv iewing passersby at New York's Penn Station was unable to find a sing le dissenter. Not one. Khadafy 's supporters and apologists in the United States are limited to "fellow travelers " of the Leninist fr inge and the reliable "Blame America First " elements. Our action has already had powerful and positives results. The "Me " too countries of the Common Market have since approved economic and diplomatic sanctions against Libya. Many Arab world watchers how believe that Khadafy 's days are numbered~by his own people, who are perhaps a little wiser from the hail of brimstone their fearless leader had brought down upon them. . In any case, Libya is on notice. France has leaked the story that they would have backed an "all-out " strike against Khadafy. No one who' listened to the president 's message on the night of the attack ean have any doubt that a definite sea-change has occurred in American policy. Khadafy will get no more second chances. About six million peop le-1,320 per mile-are supposed to shell out $10 a piece (more if they want a Tshirt) for the privilege of joining hands in a transcontinental chain on May 25. This is supposed to raise $100 million for "the hungry and homeless." That sum is equal to eight-tenths of one percent of one anti-poverty program (food stamps). The spoilsport who provided that deflating figure is Mickey Kaus. a Los Angeles write r who says "Hands Across America " is another example (like Live Aid and Farm Aid and others ) of "celebrities. " That 's a kind of non-politics that harnesses "the power of 'Entertainment Tonight ' and the corporate tax deduction for worthy causes." McDonald ' s. Coca-Cola. Citicorp and other corporations old enough to know better are supposed to pony up about $30 million to cover expenses. Madonna, no less, has blessed the pro ject , so now the only problems are log istical , such as gett ing 1.128.400 peop le to lineup across Arizona and New Mexico at mid- afternoon in May. Kaus calculates that will require the services of two of every three persons who live anywhere near the chain 's route. Kaus thinks celebrities express the idea that problems are the result of politicians ' failures of will and that solutions result from consciousness-raising spectacles like "Hands. " The organizers stress the aim of inducing "awareness." But at 4 p.m.. May 25. when 12 million sweaty palms are being dried and people are dispersing, what momentum will "awareness " have imparted to what form of social betterment? Such manufactured awareness is evanescent. The normal, banal political processes so disdained by prectitioners of celebrities is what matters. Fortunatel y, another exercise of ri ghtmindedness , the great peace parade, has petered out 3.115 miles short of its 3.235 goal. Otherwise May 25-the day of handholding wou'ld have produced what Kaus calls "peace soldiers " fro m Los Angeles to Washington. Fewer than 1.000 made it 120 miles east of Los Angeles, then quit. Imag - Abortion response inappropriate Dear Editor, I must say, the April 21 issue of the Voice was certainly an interesting one. We here at Conservatives for a Better World (CBW) were attracted to several articles in the opinion section , and felt none of these three should go without comment. First, thank you for running our commentary on Mr. Miller. Second, we found Ms. Eves response to Mr. Miller's opinion of the present condition of society particularly with respect to abortion , quite inappropriate. The Miller article seemed to try to reveal the dangers that can arise when a society attempts - to rationalize away something as precious as human life. We found his parallel to Nazi Germany to be historically and politically accurate. We would also like to point out that most of this young lady 's rhetorical questions were either irrelevant, or out of touch with the realities concerning the statistics before and after Roe v. Wade. The fact remains that abortions on the whole have become big business, and a majority of them are out of convenience, not highly irregular instances like rape and incest. It still baffles us why proabortionists beat us over the head with these emotional ploys. It strikes us as irregular that the question of human life being terminated is not addressed . Thirdly, CBW more than agrees with Mr. Miller 's most recent article which critiqued the Voice. There is no excuse for a lack of professionalism in anything that we do. The Voice has had a consistent history of slanted story writing, an irregular number of articles favoring socialistic ideology and it 's supporting organizations, and just down-right bad journalism (i.e. typos, format problems, etc.) If anyone with the Voice should ponder the idea of telling us that we have no business criticizing, let me just share a few facts with you . First, in a real sense, we are all stockholders of the Voice. If any of you believe that your future employers will put up with such quality, you are in for a rude awakening. Second, we, as readers, deserve quality work. If we are not satisfied with the supplied product, we. reserve the right to not only criticize it, but we may very well seek to cut off the resource which enables this publication to operate. Forrest N. Rohn Kenneth L. Bevan, et al. CBW ing, failure in spite of a paid staff of 113 and the support of Paul Newman and Barbra Streisand . Such events are the equivalent of Easter parades for people who want to dress up their consciences and take them for a stroll so other peop le can see how pretty they are. This is not even sensitivity training for politicians; it is moral exhibitionism , and it is nothing new. Irving Kristol , reviewing a new book about New York intellectuals, recalls the days in the 1930's and 1940's when the 50 or so thinkers loosely associated with Partisan Review would hotly dispute whether they should "support " the "bourgeois " governments of Britain and France against Nazi Germany. When the Soviet Union invaded Finland , these thinkers argued about whether, given that the Soviet Union was a deeply flawed workers ' state but Finland was an unregenerate bourgeois state , they-these 50 thinkers, mind you—should "call upon " Finnish workers to welcome the Soviet army. Kristol says: "Having the "rig ht position ' was what counted , not talking sense." America has gone off the boil , so such events as "hands" are not billed as protests. Rather they are "affirmations" or "witnessings." Those words are designer labels designed to make "meaningful" the rightmindedness of "activists." "Activist " is an indicative word , because it suggests that the mere fact of activity, irrespective of consequences, is morally grave. The most popular form of rightmindedness now involves child-mongering. Samantha Smith was used for that, as was. recently, Katya Lycheva, 11, the "Soviet Samantha." She was sent here to please people whose political thinking begins and ends with a biolog ical fact: Russians and Americans are just folks , therefore... Therefore , presumably, the "things that divide us " (things like philosophies) are superficial. But someone forgot to tell the kids in Brooklyn. When Katya visited a school there, a Soviet television crew asked some of the students what Russian cities they could name. "Moscow," said some. "Leningrad " said others. Basche Warner, 12, said "Gorki ," where Sakharov is isolated and tormented . "The other children giggled mischievously" about Basche 's reply, the New York Times reported. Basche s splendid impudence has sort of subverted the mood of the sing-along, campers, but let 's perservere: "This earth that smells so sweet/cradles us all in its great heartbeat... " If you can say "cradled in a heartbeat " without giggling, listen up: Six million psople like you are needed at 3 p.m., May 25. BU pr ofessor calle d by Stephanie Simmons for the Voice According to the Soviet newspaper. Pravda. there is a spy in Bloomsburg ! Arianc Foureman. professor of languages at Bloomsburg Unive rsity, visited the Soviet Union for five weeks during the summers of 1964 and 1965. She was sent by the Slavic department of Ohio State University to teach a study-tour class. Her students read articles from various Soviet newspapers and publications. Foureman assigned the articles lo the students and discussed them the following day. "The Russian newspapers are loaded with propaganda, so the readings turned out to be quite dull after a while ." she said . On the last ni ght of her final tri p to the U.S.S.R. Foureman was giving her students their final exams. During these exams she started receiving strange phone calls. The unidentified caller asked her who she was. and what she was doing in the Soviet Union. After a sleep less ni ght . Foureman got on her plane and left the Soviet Union uneventfully. "We were taken to the airport , and off we went. What a relief! " It was not until one year later that Pravda published a long article aimed at the Soviet readers that warned of foreigners posing as teachers and students, who come to the U.S.S.R. to spy. The article named Foureman and described her as "a stately lady with a hatred in her eyes fbr the Soviet Union. " The Central Intelli gence Agency was interested in her espionage activities since she was not on their payroll. Foureman said. "At the time. I did not know what the CIA was.'' They contacted her and asked a lot of questions, but found Pravda 's accusations to be entirely off-base. This experience has prompted Foureman to vow never to return to the Soviet Union. She said, "Things have not changed in Russia since then . I will never go back. " Foureman was born Ariane de Trezvinsky in Tunisia , in 1921. afte r her parents fled the Soviet Union in 1919. Her father, an officer in the Russian navy, took his spy in Russian Pravda family on one of the six shi ps that he and other navy officers and families used to escape the Russian Revolution. The Russians were allowed to take refuge in Tunisia, then a protectorate of France . They were given asylum in exchange for the shi ps that they arrived on. Foureman attended a parochial school, in Tunisia , and graduated from that school at eighteen. In 1945. near the end of World War II. while American troops occup ied North Africa , she met Roy Foureman a United States Army officer. They were married in 1946 in Tunisia. The Fouremans spent a year in northern Ital y before mov ing to Fort Devans. Massachusetts , where they stayed for three years . In 1950. Roy Foureman was discharged from the army and the Fouremans. with their two daug hters , moved to his hometown. Columbus. Ohio. A few years later Foureman began her studies at Ohio State University. She received a B.A. in French, in only two and a quarter years. When she started at the university she received almost two years of credit because. "French hi gh school studies are more intense than American high schools." After receiving her B.A. she continued at Ohio State Universi ty and g raduated with her doctorate in 1968. In 1969. she came, to Bloomsburg University. She chose Bloomsburg because, "they had a graduate school , and they were giving me a an associate professor position. " Afte r one year at BU. Foureman became chairman ofthe Language and Culture s department. "I remained as chairman for five years...it grows on you somehow. 1 enjoyed my work, but there was a lot to do." Foureman begins her 17th year at BU this Fall. For most of those years she kept an apartment here , but would commute every three weeks back to Columbus, where her husband and daughters lived . Since her husband 's death in 1985 she has made Bloomsburg her home. Foureman enjoys her work , especially with the students. She well a's the foreign students and language teachers in the area school districts . She is also the founder of an exchange program with the Universite de Nancy, in France. "This is the only program where we have an internshi p in business abroad ." In its fourth year, the program also offers internshi ps to Arts and Science majors, as well as transferable credits and six months in France. Foureman says. "It is a fantastic program that brings a lot of prestige to Bloomsburg University. " Foureman has lived in the United States for almost 40 years and considers it her home. She enjoys Bloomsburg and admires the country, "for its efficiency, expediency and honesty." and finds that the people have a strong sense of community and willingness to get along . Dr. Ariane Foureman has seen many parts of the world but says. "Each time when I come back from abroad. I say 'God bless America. ' It is a great country !" is in close contact with them , as 1*B**—******* i*^tm***m*t^aBMB^*awiam *^*m^*i^*aaa*BM *BWm* *m*m*aBa^*a*am**m take a closer look at... 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Graduating seniors prepare to face the "rea! "world" The real world...Uh , oh! Really ? Where? You don't say. Let's do it! This notorious term brings about a variety of reactions. Some people push the panic button when they hear the term while others hang loose without acknowledg ing its existence. In a quest to find out what the "real world" is, we decided to take to the streets. We found a few graduating seniors who told us how they perceive the real world and how they are going to "get in touch with it." Here is what they said:. Tami Brubaker: (to be married in August) "Ri ght now I'm more concerned about wedding plans than career plans, but I feel confident about getting a job. Some people have' IRAs. but I have a fiance.'' Kent Hagedorn: (Pursuing photography degree) "I feel I' ve always been in the real world." Megan DiPrete: (Plans graduate school afte r recuperating fro m BU) 'T think of the real world as a big green monster that has a place for me somewhere." Lori Ayoub: (Plans to work in Biology research before going to graduate school.) "I think the real world is a more practical way to apply what I' ve learned in college." Clayton Bryant Laurie Doll: (Starting graduate school immediatel y after graduation) She says of the real world . "I'm putting it off for another year.'' Clayton Bryant: (Taking officers basic training course in September) "From now until then it 's just a party. I' m going to the Bahamas to lie in the sun...not like I really need it. " Karen Eshelman: (Working at Kay Jewelers after graduation) "I'm a little scared, but also excited . I just want to dive right in." Dave Decoteau: (N.Y.C. after graduation. Hopes to get job in advertising) "I've had enough of La-La Land . I've been here for five years." Helenka Smak: (Plans to marry in September) "It 's not like I'm going into it with cold feet. My greafest fear is that I 'll be thrown into something I'm not ready for." Brian Stoltzfus Brian Stoltzfus: ( Working for Firep lace Supply Wholesales. Reading 10 days after graduation) "I'm read y, but I'll miss the social life." Dave Shuga : (Plans to teach) He says of the real world. "I'm clueless, afte r four years. I' m clueless!" Tony Woods: (Plans to pursue football career) "I' m scared, but it 's time to settle down and have a real life." Debra Henderson: (Vacationing out West after graduation) "I'm ready for any thing they throw at me." The quest continues and most ^ world, seniors agree there/..* a real but for one graduating senior there's no mystery at all. "What real world ?" he said ,"There is no real world ." \A Graduation Goodby e e y To you my friends , § Before I go, § There's something I Want you to know. | £ Throughout these years I You've caused , and dried A lot of tears. | You've watered me, | y You've helped me grow, § You've taught me what § I had to know. Shadows passing | & Through my life, x Never leave their mark. Nameless, faceless | II can't recall , ? Reminds me of the dark . Not you though, friend , For I can see, you clearly Down the road. And if I fell Or needed you, I know you 'd share my load I' m not the same Voice photos by Alex Schillemans IIII Student at Large Recognition! Budsneiser Beer is leading the pack , dedicating its product to all of the ultra rightwingers who love baseball in America. Adolf Hitless, former baseball pro and leader of the Ultra Rights, said in an interview today, "We, the members of the ultrari ght , are proud that a company as respected as Budsneiser has chosen to lower Don Chomiak itself to praising us in search of dollars. Being dedicated players, many of us train and piay our en- tune. "The moderates are always tire careers, never receiving any compromising, always congenuine praise for our efforts." He tributing to the greatest good of the added that in their ongoing search league and never getting extreme." Hitless is also calling for the for political extremism and a better pitching staff , they have found abolishment of the moderate press. that mating with lower forms of "The moderate newspapers are life creates an offspring that will always giving both sides. They believe anything they tell it to, as show both the right and the left . well as pitch a devastating curve. . How are we supposed to brainwash This comes shortly after Hitless ' anyone if these newspapers are announcement that the Ultra Right giving people choices? The sportwill soon be accepting applications spages have never been fair to the for tryouts from the far left , but ultrari ght teams." Hitless adds that he hopes the under no circumstances will rest ofthe league will soon see the moderates in any form be considered , or allowed to live beyond light and eliminate compromise, moderation and a free press. They a reasonable period of time. Grieving over the lack of respect have no place in baseball or society that civilized people hold for the far right , Hitless blames the (' 'Student at Large " is a satirical moderates for his team's misfor- comment on society.) II11 You'll never know The part of you That I keep tucked inside. 11 II GET SOME CREDIT THIS S UMMER AT NORTHAMPTON COMMUNITY COLLE GE I see it now It 's drawing nearThe fork~I want to hide. II II Summer IA May 21-June 25 You take the left , I stop to watch, I know my path 's the right. 11 il Summer IIX June 30-August 14 II II We exchange smiles, Our eye's feel tears, Still , you walk out of sight. II For more inf ormation, call (215) 861-5500 II As I was then— That long, long time ago. Cause time's made you A part of me, But it 's you that made me grow. So if we never write, I got this chance to And now it's time to show. | y § The part of you § I keep inside § That made the ''me'' you know. § -By Denise M. Werner r " Summer IIB June 30-July 31 |sL^—^E=-7^ Futures 1Northampton Community College Beam Here "w i w iLw Bk ' ^BJBJ HMW ' I B 3835 Green Pond Rd., Bethlehem, PA 18017 I I ^ I I II il II II II 91 I | m ll Lung Association sponsors workshop Persons interested in becoming Freedom From Smoking(R) Clinic Leaders are invited to attend a training workshop on June 26 and 27. Sponsored by the Centra l Pennsylvania Lung and Health Service Association , the Christmas Seal people, the workshop will hel p partici pants to organize and conduct Freedom From Smoking(R) clinics in community and work place settings. To registe r or obtain more information , contact the Lung Association at 303 Marlaw n Building. Market and Fourth Streets. Sunburv or phone (717 ) 286-0611. School districts conduct interviews About 70 recruiters representing 42 school districts and intermediate units will attend the North Central Pennsy lvania Education Consortium at BU on Tuesday, April 29. The recruiters will be interviewing candidates for teaching positions from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Multi-Rooms. KUB. Walk-ins will be available from 4-5:30 p.m. in the same area. Contact Carol Barnett. Consortium coordinator at 389-4070. i Head Swim Coach i Voice photo by Gerry Moore § s Karen Kugler, Darla Deibler,and Michelle Tinman take time out from the Renaissance Jamboree held downtown Saturday and Sunday to smile for the camera. % for YMCA age group swim team 4 t P" A.L.S. required t 4 Call 784-0 188 \ aL. Student 's talents surface in class office positions Jk (continued from page 3) After being accepted to Bloomsburg State College , Toole decided to concentrate on his studies and not sports. He did not give up sports totally ; he is involved in intramura l basketball and Out of the wild comes VALLEY softball. f* » OF THE FAR SIDE, Gary Larson's "When I came to college I \ i — newest best-selling cartoon collection.^* J wanted to make the most of my ^^^^^ Featuring the usual assortment of in- ^^ ^' _J*%u_/^*^ _v^ four years here at Bloomsburg ; 1 sects and animals, cowboys and cavej f ^** .y^ * wanted to get involved with peomen — all engaged in a variety of ^^ _ ^* warped situation comedies — _ ^r ple and become active in college / ^e VALLEY OF THE FAR SIDE _ ^ ___ ___W^ nn life ," Toole said. As a freshman , -*** * will bring new peaks ___<^^ */ 200 c a"oons "I found it difficult to get settled L of pleasure to ,_4»£Z*Z' \ $5.95 in the new atmosphere of college." 1 every fan of I 8 A" x 5V2" ^3%£^ In the second semester of his freshman year, Toole decided to run fbr sophomore class president and become involved in politics on campus. With the hel p of some friends , Toole began to campaign for sophomore class president. To his surprise he won the position by a wide margin. Once he had won sophomore class president he was determined Order a copy for your W^_ _f ____ y%, Maa^m________%_ _ ^ ^_ to run fbr junior class president; a position he would win the following year. Being sophomore and junior class president aided Toole Please send me Please include $1 for postage and handling per book ordered. this past year in winning senior copies of VALLEY Total amount enclosed class president. OF THE FAR SIDE at $5.95 each Toole has a strong background Q Check D Money Order I __ cop.es of BRIDE - Vj in politics and campaigning. His D MasterCard OF THE FAR SIDE at father, James Toole, is president of J%r gzf $5.95 each copies of IN SEARCH OF THE FAR SIDE at $5.95 each copies of BEYOND THE FAR SIDE at $5.95 each copies of THE FAR SIDE at $5.95 each Send to: Valley of The Far Side c/o The Voice 4400 Johnson Drive Fairway, Kansas 66205 1 TOdLSW K^^rarf ; nam *^0nn ^ \ ^/ . Name j I I Address cit y State Z 'P Credit Card # Signature as on credit card 1 I I — ..j f Expir. Date (If check, make payable to Andrews, McMeel & Parker.) Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. " © 1986'Universal Pre$s Syndicate r ' , J I | | I j j Luzerne County Community College and his grandfather. Patrick Toole Sr. . was a state senator. Toole also has an uncle involved in politics . Judge Patrick J. Toole Jr. of Luzerne County, who is best know n for presiding over thc George Banks case. Since attending college and becoming involved as president , Toole has gained interest in politics. Every election day since attending college, Toole has worked the election polls in _ his hometown of Wilkes-Barre . He has been interviewed while working the polls , by channel 22 WDAU and WNEP channel 16. This past semester, Toole campaigned for Dr. Thomas O'Donnell , president of the Wilkes-Barre school board of directors. Two years ago, he campaigned for Congressman Paul Kanjorski of the llth district. The most prestigious position Toole received was being appointed Columbia County campaign chairman fbr presidential candidate Gary Hart. "I found campaigning for Gary Hart to be a great learning experience, in that I began to appreciate how complex a presidential campaign can be,'' Toole said. After graduation Toole is con- Tuberculin Tine tests offered Tuberculin Tine tests for prospective teachers and other interested members of the university community will be given in the University Store lobby today, April 28, from 10 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. You must return for a reading of the test on Wednesday,.April 30, at the same time and location. The cost will be $1.25 per persc-ri: - sidering running for a political office. "Eventuall y I would like to get invo lved in politics , but first I would like to establish myself in a business career." Toole, an accounting major, is considering attending law school . At thc present time he is under consideration of acceptance to law schools at Temple, Villanova and Virginia. One of the most enjoyable facets Toole finds in politics and being senior class president is speaking to large audiences such as those at the commencement ceremonies. Since being president , Toole has spoken at the August and December 1985 ceremonies. He will also be speaking at the upcoming commencement ceremony in May. In addition to Toole's busy schedule of campa igning and being senior class president , he has 20 credits scheduled this semester and works part-time at the University Alumni House. Toole is also a member of the social fraternity Sigma Iota Omega. In the past he has served as corresponding secretary and this past semester he was pledgemaster of the 39th pledge class. Spring semester grade reports Undergraduate grade reports for the Spring Semester 1986 will be mailed to students on" Friday, May 16. Official transcripts with spring term grades will be available, upon written request , on May 16. Official transcripts with May degree annotations will be available June¦ ¦• ' -* ¦ ' 20: '— • ¦- Attention All Students All applicants for 1986-87 financial aid must complete the Pennsylvania State Grant/Federal Student Aid A pplication. This include:, in-state and out-of-state residents as well as all applicants for Guaranteed Student Loans. No f inancial aid will be received by any student unless this Pennsylvania State Grant/Federal Student Aid Application is submitted! 'Media in Motion ' group formed Media in Motion, a new group for mass communication and English/journalism majors held its first organizational meeting last night. The group's goals are to bring Bloomsburg University mass communication majors together and to open new doors to these students by inviting guest speakers to BU and to present other programs of interest. It is also a support group in which students can learn from each other. It plans to become active at the beg inning of Fall 1986 semester and no officers will be elected until that time. All mass communication and English/journalism majors are invited to attend and bring ideas. Sometimes it 's holding on that makes you strong; sometimes it 's letting go. ¦, -Anonymous Sign-ups for frisbee football Sign-up sheets are at the Info desk now for a Frisbee Football game, sponsored by Program Board . Six co-ed teams of eight people (four guys, four girls) will be playing on Sutliff lawn , 5:30 p.m., Wednesday, April 30. Prizes will be awarded to the first and second p lace teams. The deadline for sign-ups is 6 p.m., Tuesday, April 29. For more information call Jimmy Gilliland , 4344 or the Information Desk , 3900. Shuttle service to end The CGA sponsored Evening Shuttle Bus service will end after the May 1, 1986 evening run. THI FAR SBDI Faculty and staff vehicle decals Faculty and staff decals (red and white) will be extended indefinitely. Notice of new decals arrival will be published for everyone's information. Archaeological field school BU's archaeological field school has a few openings left for interested students. The program is a seven-week research and training experience in archaeology, including instruction in archaeological survey and excavation , sampling strateg ies, mapping, recording, analysis and interpretation. For more information, please contact Dr. Elise Brenner, Department of Anthropology, 219 Bakeless, 389-4334 . Apply now for 1987 internship Applications for Beach Blanket Journalism for summer 1987 are available at the office of Dr. Walter Brasch , BCH 115. Beginning this year,"we will select 8-9 this semester, and hold the rest of the positions until early Fall. In the future , all assignments will be made about a year in advance." The applications must be returned by May 5. "Because ofa major shift in the program , it becomes important for the assignments to be made a year in advance," said Brasch. One of the benefits of the "early admissions," said Brasch , is to give students a full year to prepare for the program, and to work out appropriate financial details. 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"IPr* S«BB5 _H9l No ATV 'S * IJEMlBHaM HIfefM ^B___a_W___m^__W___ ^____W__ ^__m/____mt__ VOID IF TRANSFERRED OR SOLD. VOID AFTER 2 p.m., SAT.,JUNE 7. f ']¦ | H |H |H JH "HH | BB IH i_HHH Jeff Cox SoftballA test of strength It 's late and this sports writer is tired and ready to go home. As I get ready to put the paste-up pages into the portfolio to prepare them for their journ ey to Danville , the Voice teletype beg ins to go crazy. Reports are pouring in from all over that Colonel Krack pot is enraged once again about some pressing matter. someway, Somehow , Krackpot has gotten hold of some back issues of our campus newspaper, and boy is he mad . He too is tired of our "almost slavish devotion " (see April 21) to whatever it is we 're devoted to, and he wants to get even . You see, Krackpot feels if there 's going to be slavery going on , he wants to get in on it. So he has challenged the staff of the Voice to a championship softball game , with the winner take all. But wait , there aren 't enough staffers to make a team , so the first thing I, as Sports Editor, must do-ns- 'go"to our- competitors and see if they 'll join us in a good cause. Secreta ry, make an appointment to talk to the advisor of the local junior high newspaper and see if some of our peers will join us. They will , great , even if they will be embarrased to play alongside bozos like us. Wait, wait , wait. The first thing , before anything else , is that we have to set a date to play Baseball (continued from back page ) The Red Raiders took an early lead , scoring three unearned runs in the top of the second as a pair of errors proved deadly to the Huskies. A two run double by Bast was the bi g blow for Shippensburg. Bloomsburg came back with two runs in the third on three hits. Steve Sees led off the inning with a single to right centerfield , which was followed by a sing le by Salamy, putting runners at first and third. One out later Adams hit a sacrifice fl y to score Sees for the Huskies' first run. Matt Karchner blasted a two out double to score Salamy, but made a big mistake as he was caught trying to stretch the hit out to a triple, thus ending the Husky rally. Shi ppensburg scored the winning run in the top of the fourth on the game. Remember , Sunday and Wednesday are out. Come on , that 's the ni ght we get out our expensive toy and play in the dirt. Next , no recycled players. Only the best for this game. Thoug h our manager at large, Don Chomiak , will probabl y throw a fit (consult thesarus for a better word) when I suggest who should play, we have to be professional about this. What he doesn 't know is that through some scuttlebut , 1 have learned who Krackpot will have pitching for him. I can 't divul ge his name here, but he 's a notorious righthander who also th rows a dangerous left-handed curveball . Don , in addition to managing, will also bat cleanup for his team . For resons why, checkout April 24 issue. Through my own choice, I'll be batting last for our team, in hopes of -getting that big homerun after a barrage of singles, doubles and triples. Krackpot 's nameless pitcher also has a long history of getting on base by error, and he has to be closely. watched . When he does get on base, it will be up to our pitcher , old C.L., to keep him on base. She has a great pickoff move, so watch it. For more details on this exciting game , see Thursday 's Voice. an RBI single by Larson. The run was the onl y earned one of the game for the Red Raiders. Bloomsburg came up ju st short with a rally in the home half of the sixth. Rob Kirkpatrick led off with a double to left centerfield, but the Huskies followed with two outs. Mike Bonshak came up with the clutch hit as he singled to centerfield to score Kirkpatrick , but a ground out by Sees ended the inning for the Huskies. Bloomsburg did not threaten in the seventh and Shi ppensburg came out victorious. In other action , Division III powerhouse Johns Hopkins came to Bloomsburg and took two from the Huskies in a non-conference doubleheader yesterday. The Huskies dropped the first game 5-3, and the second 5-4. Kids are always the only future the human race has. -William Saroyan (continued from back page) The senior gave up only three hits in the affair as Bloomsburg used a sixth inning rall y to finall y shake the West Chester challenge. Jean Millen started things out for the Huskies as she.walked with two outs. Kathy Berry tri pled to score Millen , and came around to score on an erro r by the West Chester shortstop on a ball hit by Kocher. The Huskies added two more in the seventh on an RBI single by Kate Denenny and ..a n unearned run. Solinski pitched the second half ofthe twinbil! and struck out seven while allowing only three hits as the Huskies took home an 8-1 victory. Luna and Millen had RBFs in the first inning for Bloomsburg to g ive the Huskies a quick 2-0 advantage. Luna and Millen also provided the sparks in the second inning , with the former cracking a two-run sing le with two outs, scoring Karen Hertzler and Denenny. Millen also contributed with an CLASSIFIEDS RBI single. In the fifth inning, freshman Sherry Col ley laced a two out sing le to score a run , and Lori Guitson had a run scoring double to account for the Husky runs. The win improves the Huskies overall record to 33-3 as they await the PSAC championships May 2 and 3 at Berwick. I 'm proud to be pay ing taxes in the U.S. The only thing is -1 could be just as p roudfor half the money. -Arthur Godfrey, Cindy, How 's the baby oil? D.C. Young adult, 17 or older, to work at Fascination stand at Knoebel' s Grove. Call 672-9787 or 644-1790 FOUND: man's gold ring in parking lot by the Alley House. Call 387-0587 ST. TEACHERS AND GRAD. 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