Commons to get " newlook" ,. JEAN BIHL ¦ JStaff Writer ? "For your dining pleasure." This thought reflects one of the reasons for Residence Life'splans to redecorate the •_ -. ¦ Commons. Final approval from the Department of General Servicces for the work will determine when the job can be put out to bid and the actual' changes begin. The redecorating will occur sometime during the next 12 months, if not over Christmas break, then before July 1. Plans are to make Dining Rooms B and D into a banquet facility. Among the changes will be softer lighting , new drapes, painting of the tiles behind the beverage b'ars, and dark ceiling tiles instead of white. New chairs are! already in D and should soon be arriving for B. A rnore informal setting is planned for Dining Rooms A and C. Smaller rectangular tables, seating four to six people, placed around the perimeter of the room is aimed at making dining more personalized .- New dishes? Yes. BU is the only state school still using plasticware, but not for long. Glassware is ordered and on its way. The dining rooms are not the only areas that will experience change. Eventually, new furniture will be obtained for the lobby and possibly artwork by BU's own art students. Residence Life is also interested in encouraging dances by the halls to be held in the Commons. Recently, gates have been obtained to block the kitchens off from the dining rooms to allow for dances. Arrangements will also be made to keep the soda machines filledarfd run¦ ning during the dances. ..' According to Jennie Carpenter, Residence Life Director, the whole purpose for the renovations is to make the Commons a place where "If you want to sit down and visit and not rushed through a meal, or have a.place to,study, you can." If all goes as planned , the Commons might just be a whole new dining experience: Resume help offered If you cannot write a resume and need help on how to prepare for an interview, A.S.P.A. may be for you. A.S.P.A., the American Society of Personnel Administration helps students learn about managing people. "Human resource management is something many people will be involved in even if they are not in the personnel field ," said Dr. H. Kinslinger, faculty advisor of A.S.P.A. Kinslinger, an associate professor of marketing and management, is in his second year as A.S.P.A.'s advisor. A national organization-, A.S.P.A. brings together students who are interested in learning about personnel management beyond the classroom. The organization sponsors workshops on resume writing and preparation for interviews. A.S.P.A. also features speakers from the industry to talk on the subject of managing people. At their last (continued on page 3) INDEX Weather . DON CHOMIAK Staff Writer Classifieds Crossword puzzle Letters to the Editor Fair Stories Look Homeward Angel Odd Thoughts Sports p.7 p.4 p.2 p.4&5 p.4 p.5 p.8 •Friday Windy and Rainy morning partial clearing in the afternoon •Saturday FairAfternoon temperature in the . 70's •Sunday temperature in the middle 70's BU students, Kristen Mesullo and Liz Costello, sophomores, enjoy an afternoon at the Bloomsburg Fair. (DJane Bames) North parking lot remains a controversial issue ELLEN VAN HORN Staff Writer On a campus where finding a parking place is enough to give anyone high blood pressure, who would be against a new parking lot? The students are. The new faculty parking lot, located between Northumberland Residence Hall and Navy Hall, should be completed by the end of this week according to Donald McCullough, director of the physical plant at BU. BU chose to put a new lot at that site to help relieve the already crowded parking areas of the college. However, the students living in Northumberland Hall feel the lot will not only interfere with their daily routines but their health as well. "The guys living on the side of the building facing the lot feel it might affect their health." said Mike Jarus, vice-president of Northumberland Hall. Cars will park about ten feet from the ground level windows of the hall. The students are afraid of exhaust fumes entering their windows as well as the noise and lights from the.cars. Jarus added,''By the time we found out what was being built it was too late to get petitions together to stop the construction." The faculty benefits from this the most. Approximately 20 spaces will be added which will make parking easier. ' Students do not feel 20 parking spaces will make a big change in the situation. The health of-their fellow students con- cerns them the most. When asked if he heard any negative response about the parking lot McCollough said, "So far all the response I've heard has been positive." While students see the need for more parking areas they feel that a 20 space parking let that close to a dorm is not the answer. A.R.S. enhances events DON CHOMIAK Staff Writer "What is A. R. S.?" was a familiar phrase around campus last semester. It appeared in the Voice, on the BU Today sheets and on several bulletin boards. Unfortunately, for most, the question > • went unanswered. A.R.S. , the Association of Resident Students, plans and creates programs to "enhance events already planned,"said Robert Francis, A.R.S. co-president. "For every parade and special event, we try to help by doing our own event,"said Alesia Crum , A.R.S. secretary. Over 22 years in existence, the organization prides itself on having fun . "We are not stuffy and have an informal format," said Francis. "The things we do, we do for fun as well as to help the university and the community," added Crum. A.R.S. is responsible for the ToysFor ^^^^^^ i ,p^'i)::-\' ' :v.' v'l '':: ' Kicker kicks back Dear Editor, In response to a recent editorial by the so-called "Disappointed Fan," I would like to express an opinion not only held by myself, but also by many, many other people involved with Bloomsburg University. First of all , if Coach Landis is doing such a bad job making the decision of who should and should not start, maybe this fan should take another look at the unbelievable improvement of the team over the past four years. Better yet, maybe this fan should become head coach of the team since he feels as though he can make better decisions than the head coach, himself. In response to missing "some extrapoints quite a bit,'' I can only recall one being missed thus far this season which hardly agrees with such an unreasonable itatement.' Yet, I must agree with the fan about one comment in the article, he doesn't know much about football or kicking for that matter, by writing such a ludicrous article at such an early stage of the season. He also stands correct by stating the team has more than one kicker, but according to Coach Landis, only the best player (no matter what position it might be) starts for his team. I realize this kickeris not perfect, but then again, who is? If this fan could do a better job, or if he knows someone that can, please have him report to the BU football practice field promptly at 3:45 p.m. dressed and ready for practice. Oh, please don 't be late or you will have to run. Then we shall see if you are so right about your obviously absurd concerns. By the way, to give everyone an idea of some other kickers' statistics, compared to the BU kicker, let me express to you the following cases. The University of Maryland kicker missed two field goals against Penn State just a few weeks ago which lost the game for Maryland. The kicker is on a fullscholarship and lost the game for a Division I school. The BU kicker has not missed a field , goal that cost the team the game thus far this season. As a matter of fact, he has made two out of three attempts this season for the team with two of the being in one game against Shippensburg. His extra-points , which are said to be inconsistently made are four out of five attempts. Let us not forget last year when he made two important field goals against West Chester to help BU to its first State Game ever in the history of the school . Ironically, BU won the game only by three points. By converting these field goals in one game, he tied a school record for the most field goals in one game (also done against Shippensburg this year.) Another kicker at the professional level with the N.Y. Jets is 0 for 4 this season in field goal attempts. Why doesn't this fan relocate somewhere in N.Y. and criticize the kicker who gets thousands of dollars and is "only getting the football near the goalpost." This brings up another point referring to money. This fan feels that the money going into the football program is not being well spent. Well, the kicker being referred to in the last article, along with anyone else involved in the kicking program, is not getting any kind of aid from the school whatsoever. Therefore, maybe this fan should put up the money to recruit a kicker that meets his obviously incredible standards. Also, note the present kicker's kickoffs and how many have been returned out of the end zone, only 7 of 13. Next time you feel it necessary to write such a slanderish editorial about something you obviously know nothing about, please come out from behind your pen and express your feelings to the individual himself. Maybe when your maturity level grows a little you'll be man enough to speak your witless mind to the individual's face. Chancellor says strikevote's regretable but not surprising This is the official statement from Chancellor James H. McCormick after the announcement of the strike authorization vote on Tuesday, September 24. "The strike vote announced today by the Association of Pennsylvania State College and University Faculties is regretable , but not surprising. I certainly hope this vote will not divert the attentions and energies of the union negotiators from the important issues at the bargaining table. Experience has proven repeatedly that there are no winners in a university strike. I cannot believe that the fine faculty of this system will jeopa rdize their"students' best interests by self-interests when they understand the offer before their union. The difficulties which divide us can be resolved at the bargaining table so long as we all realize that the State System of Higher Education receives their funds from two places-state appropriation and student tuition. The current faculty demand could mean a $300 tuition increase-an increase this board has resisted." BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed Sincerely Todd Sullivan Voice Editorial Policy The editorials in the Voice are the opinions and.concerns of the Voice staff , not necessarily the opinions of the student population of Bloomsburg University. The Voice invites all readers to express their opinions on the editorial page through letters to the editor or a guest editorial . These must be signed and include a phone number and address although the name may be. withheld from publication upon request. The Voice reserves the write to edit all submissions. Letters to the editor and guest editorials should be sent to the Voice office , Kehr Union, Bloomsburg University, or dropped off in the office at the rear of the games room. Deadline for all submissions is 10 a.m. the day before an issue. The Vbice Lori Leonard . . . -Executive Editor , . Mike Feeley Managing Editor - ;, , .. - ,, - . ;¦ ... .. ..... ' . ,,, ,• John Maittleii-Harris ; : ; ' ' ' Advisb'r ^^' ' . .. :.. - '.. Christine;Lypns,;Patty Moyer- 'v News'Editors .'. ,.. .. -.;... - - > ,•• : Nancy Phaprrian, Dawn .Greene,,, , Features Editors ... ' .' . ".." '. .. . ¦.. .:.. Mike.Albright , Mike Feeley .' . Sports Editorsv......;... .v ^ „.. ,.- . . . . . . . . . : :Dennis 'Fish, Crystal tally ¦"' Advertising Managers .., •,.".:.." :'.-:• .' : '. :.. - Bill Cbriiglio, Robert Finch ;v-: Photo Editors ¦ , ¦ Paul Buzinski •< Business Manager -¦,-y i -' . >:• All material is due for submission to the Voice two days in advance,unless otherwiseVaVranged" .•> with an editor. Submissions and questions or business should 'be directed to the Voirie of ' ¦ Bloomsburg University,Kehr Union,BloomsburgUniversity, Bloomsburg, PA 17815 (717) 389-4457 or 389*4557. Cours e on r e s i o r a t ip n offered r People with an appreciation for historical preservation , and residential restoration^ in particular,' may' be interested in an OLD:HOUSE RESTORATION mini-course being offered at BU this fall. Three Saturday morning sessions will be held in the McCormick University Forum on October 12, 26 and November 9. the first in a series or" restoration courses, classes will focUs on exterior restoration techniques and ; 'materials, rehabilitation of electrical and plumbing systems, and bathroom and kitchen projects. Restoration specialists James and ' Elizabeth Facinelli of Elizabethville, PA will teach the course, drawing upon their extensive experience in the field. Their contracting firm has completed numerous restoration projects throughout Pennsylvania, Maryland , and New York state. They have published articles in Old House Journal and Early American Life magazine and have participated in Maryland's "Old House Works" public television series. The cost for this three session course is $35.00. Further information and registration forms are available at the university 's School of Extended Programs in the Waller Administration Building or-by phoning 389-4420 any weekday between 8 a.m. arid 4:30 p.m.' A.R.S. -— -- (continued from page 1) Tots program that is held :just before Christmas to collect toys for children in area hospitals. Then the members distribute the toys dressed as holiday characters. Other activities include events on Parents' Weekend and Homecoming, ski trips, tobogganing, and an Easter Egg hunt for day care centers. In addition, past programs include: —Dress For Success Program, how to dress properly for interviews. —Alcohol Awareness Program —Programs providing typewriters, sewing machines, pool tables, and recently Closed Caption equipment for television to heln the hearing impaired. ' 'Weget things done in the dorms and around campus,"said Francis. Francis, along with fellow Co-President Lorene Feldman, run the organization. Its members include all the hall presidents from the dorms, two representatives from each dorm and anyone else who wishes to join . A.R.S. meets every two weeks on Sunday in the Rec Room in Schuylkill Hall at 9 p.m. Their next meeting will he .'• September: 29: Resume ——- BU business prof kept busy ,;, (continued from page 1) \meeting,-held on Thursday, Sept. 19,-the speaker was Rick Flynn of TRW. He spoke about getting a job in management and being successful. The most important factors, in getting a jbb are who you know and leadership experience in college,:said Flynn, a BSC graduate and former president of A.S;P.A. He added A.S.P.A. was 90 percent responsible for him being where he is today. ' • • Anyone interested in joining should contact Dr. Kinslinger or Alesia Crum, president of A. S.P.A. Professor John J. Olivo of Bloomsburg University is being kept busy this fall with off-campus activities in addition to his regualar duties of being chairperson of the Business Education and Office Administation. Dr. Olivo is serving as chairperson for the Association of Independent Colleges and Schools accreditation visit in West Palm Beach , Florida , Sept. 24-25. The association is an accrediting institution for private two and four-year schools of higher learning. Olivo is currently on the referee panel of the Call for papers Committee of the Eastern Business Education Association. The committee has the responsibility of reviewing research papers and selecting the winning paper which will be presented at the association's annual convention in Washington, D.C. in October. Olivo is also scheduled to make a presentation on "Telecommunications" at the Pennsylvania Business Education Association's annual convention in Washington, D.C. in November. He will give a brief overall view of what the field of telecommunications is all about and how it will affect the area of business education and office administration. Recently, Olivo used Magee Enterprises of Bloomsburg to complete an in- BU artist 's work displayed in President' s Lounge The paintings of Bloomsburg University non-traditional student Betty K. Evans will be on display in the Presidents' Lounge of Kehr Union building from September 29 through October 29. A resident of Bloomsburg for the past 29 years, Evans has been taking Art Studio courses with a concentration in painting since 1974. This will be her third exhibit at the university. Her previous art education includes attendance at the Philadelphia College of Art and study under the late Marion Junkin at Washington and Lee University. Evans has exhibited and received various awards at the Regional Art Exhibitions of Williamsport , Indoor Art Exhibits at Lewisburg and the Susquehanna Art Society Exhibition. A member of Woodmere Art Museum in Philadelphia, she has exhibited in Annual Members Shows. Enrollment despite national The National Center for Education has predicted that enrollment at colleges and universities will drop this academic year by one percent—some 100,000 students. The decline is attributed to a continuing drop in the number of 18 to 24 year olds attending college. Contrary to this prediction , and despite the fact that less than 50 percent of Pennsylvania's high school graduates attend college, the 1985 fall full-time enrollment at Bloomsburg University has increased by 1.8 percent The International Relations Club is holding its first general meeting on Sept. 29, 7 p.m., in Multi B., KUB. Everyone interested in different countries and cultures is welcome to attend . m formation processing simulation for , South-WesternPublishing Co. The one day simulation, utilizing , the data pro- : cessing center for various phases, of the plant's activities, yyill be entitled "Magee Enterprises" and will be published in the Century 21 Typwriting Book I, 1986 edition. : Selinsgrove resident exhibits paintings Susquehanna Valley artist Sharon Cressinge'r will exhibit her paintings in the Coffeehouse in Kehr Union <rt Bloomsburg University from September 29 through October 26. Cressinger, a resident of Selinsgrove, is currently studying for her bachelor of arts degree in studio art at Bloomsburg ; University. Her primary area of study is in watercolor but she is also interested in egg-terpera painting and drawing. She recently returned from an art study program in Italy and her exhibition will be her collection of watercolor paintings done in Italy. In recent years she has exhibited her work in solo and juried shows. In 1985 her work was accepted in the Bald Eagle Regional Show and was awarded Best of Show at the Lewisburg Arts Festival. up predictions over the last year. Why is the 10th largest of Pennslyvania's 319 colleges and universities bucking the national trends? Tom Cooper, dean of admissions and enrollment management at BU, has the answers. To arrange an interview for full details, call Jessie McCoy at 389-4411. UNIVERSITY STORE Trade Book Sale | Record & Tape Sale The trade book sale is in its first week. Stop by and check out the savings! Paperbacks only $1.50 Hardcover only $2.50 Come early for best selection : Ends Oct.5 | Last chance for super savings from classical to rock ' Including: Rolling Stones-The Eagles i Alan Parsons Project ¦ ' : ' ¦ " ¦ ¦¦ ¦- - y . .. . Sale ends ._ ¦ I n uct. 12 Store Hours:M-Tue.8-7:30 W-F8^:30 . . - . ¦¦• .r. . , - :-:. ¦. "i Sat:9;30-r BU Players' "Look Homeward Angel' MARY GRISWALD Staff writer The Bloomsburg Players will present "Look Homeward Angel", a play based on the novel by Thomas Wolfe, October 2-6 in Mitrani Hall , Bloomsburg University. The setting -is a boardinghouse ironically named "Dixieland", run by Eliza Gant, the property-hungry mother of three children , Helen , Eugene and Ben . Just as the old south fell, so does the Gant family structure. A line from the play, "No one ever really gets to know anyone," revealsthis deteriorating family. Although plenty of calamities befall the Gants which would bind most famalies, " it just doesn 't happen because noone understands or notices each other. The main protagonist , Eugene (Tony Dietterick), is constantly striving to away from home. This creates an outward movement closely parallell to the movement of the north to overtake the south. A possible theme might be seen through Eugene's problem. "I think the struggle for Eugene to overcome the obstacles set before him by fate is a positive thing,"says Jeff Morgan who portrays Ben Gant and is also president of the Bloomsburg Players. WEEKEND SPECIALS ircm DOMINO'S PIZZA H. Fast, Free Delivery 599 Old Berwick Rd. Limited Delivery Area n | !I | ! | i ! r====i |MMB fij Epffli ig ffl ESIIaiS® | H® Phone: 784-6211 4 free Pepsis with any large pizza Expires :10-1-85 One coupon per p izza Customer pays sales tax and bottle deposit ! | ! \ i j Dinner for two stage sets and lighting. Two other plays coming this fall include the student directed production "Agnes of God " Oct. 24-26 at the forum in McKormic Human Services building and "The Near-sighted Knight and the FarTsighted Dragon ''directed by Marci Woodruff Nov. :20-24. KERRY DESMOND Voice Contributor Fashions by Harris, Mifflinville, carries a line of ready-to-wear coats and accessaries. In 1986 she will begin making tuxedos. The only difference between her designs and other brands is that hers are for mans best friend-the dog. Doris Harris, 67, is the owner, of The Dog House, a dog clothing stand at the Bloomsburg Fair. "A middle aged man approached me two years ago and asked me to make a coat for his pet pig," says Harris. "That has to be the most unusual coat request I've ever gotten." If an animal has four legs, Harris, says she'll make a coat for it. "I cater to everyone," says Harris. This order added a new design to her "normal" line of animal attire. She makes clothes primarily for poodles, chilhuahuas, schnauzers, beagles and other dogs upon request. Harris learned through experience that to stay on top of the dog fashions she would have to custom make a pet 's rain coat out of tweed, leather, wool, cotton and fur. All coats include matching hats. Harris says, "I feel it's ideal for the person wanting to keep their pet warm during the winter and dry when it rains. Harris began her seamstress career with her own poodle, Pierre. "This is why I began," says Harris. "I started making coats for Pierre since nothing factory-made suited me.'' He was the model and encouragement Harris needed for her to sell the finished product. "I've been doing all my own designing and sewing," says Harris. "I'm always making new designs so they don't look the same." Pets are measured from the back of their head to the base of the tail. Harris cuts and sews the chosen material and attaches adjustable buttons just in case the pet gains a little weight or goes on a diet. "Dogs don 't have a material preference, but owners do," says Harris. She has always been an animal lover and for this reason she will continue to make clothing for the "interested dog" (or interested owner) that wants to look like "Zsa Zsa," "Lady " or "Columbo." Dog coat starts new fal l line Campus shorts New York trip small oner item pizza and two pepsis for $5 plus bottle deposit and tax Kehr Recreation and Leisure is sponsoring a day trip to New York City Oct. 12. Departure is from El well Hall , 8 a.m. Return trip'leaves New York at 8 p.m. A free map of New "fork is offered , one per group only. A $10 fee must be paid when signing up. Expires :10-1-85 One coupon per p izz a Customer pays sales tax and bottle deposit Free mushrooms on any large pizza Expires:10-1-85 One coupon per p izza . Customer pays sales tax and bottle deposit Additional cast members include Joel Wieble who plays W.O. Gant , Diane Eves who Helen Gant and Louise Ruane as Laura" James. "Look Homeward Angel" is directed by Prof, Hitoshi Sato, stage manager is Kerrie Desmond, technical director is T. Andrew Wright and William O'Donnell is in charge of Play performance i i i j The Bloomsburg Players will present "Look Homeward Angel" parent's weekend Oct. 2-5 at 8 p.m. and Oct. 6 at 1:30 p.m. in Mitrani Hall, Haas Center for the Arts. Tickets are available at the info, desk with I.D. For reservations call 389-4287. RESEARCH PAPERS 14,278 to choose from—ail subjects mm800-351-0222 Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD in Calif. (213) 477-8226 % Or, rush $2.00 to: Research Assistance' 11322 Idaho Ave. #20frSS,Los Angeles CA 90025 Custom research also available—all levels 1 Free bus to fair » I Kehr Recreation and Leisure will be sponsoring a free bus to transport students to and from the Bloomsburg Fair the week of Sept. 23-28. The pickup point will -be Elwell Hall and the drop-off point will be the first gate of the fairgrounds. The bus will run from 4 p.m.-lO p.m. and will makeas many trips as necessary. ¦ Air Bands registration Homecoming 1985 is starting out with the years first Air Bands competition , Oct. 17. Registration forms for the bands will be available at the Info desk. Registration fee will be $10 with $5 refunded the night of the event. Bands will be chosen on a first come, first serv:•¦ . -. ed basis. ::l The life of a - carnie" ,, SEAN , C. M,ULLEN Voice Contributor . A discouraged-looking boy walked up to the Bingo stand and started to play. As he played, he explained to the Bingo callman his dilemma. He was looking for work and there didn't seem to be any. No sooner had the Bingo call-man heard this than he had a job set up'for the boy. "The Bingo call-man," recalls Jeff Gerber, "just asked two guys walking by if they needed any help - and they told me to follow them." As quick as Gerber had gotten the job he was at work trying to coax people into trying the Indian Ladder Climb, a game where,you win a huge stuffed animal if you can climb the length of the rope ladder. What Gerber didn't realize is that this was the beginning of what would become a challenging parttime job which would expose him to many different people and places. Gerber, a junior at Central Columbia High School, enjoyed working the game during the Bloomsburg Fair and decided he wanted to continue being a "carnie." For the past two summers, Gerber traveled across the country with various carnivals. During previous fairs, he worked for at others^ Bloo'msburg; for the first time he is running his own "joint ." He pays the rent and all the costs-- 'It can be over $800 a week," he says. Gerber takes all the risks and hopes for decent weather and a good crowd so he can make a profit. ''I like trying things that are different,' says Gerber."Being a carnie is something unique and I am. proud to be one." Gerber, whose glasses have vaguely etched on them the word "carnie", obviously is proud of it but explains that ' 'at one time I considered traveling with the fair for a living-but this life is too ' " hard." The life of a ' 'carnie'' is not a 9-5 job. It often requires 14-hour days. Most "carnies" are not married and many live in trucks or even in rides," he. explains. ''But, we do take care of our own," he says. "We're different; but we're all in this together." Many people think of' 'carnies'' as being con-artists; and according to Gerber, they are, but he stresses, "None of the games .are rigged, they are just hard to learn. With practice, anyone could learn the games. Some people need to practice more than others." Learning these games can cost a lot as, Gerber explains,"! have seen a lot of people spend $50-100 on some of the games. TheyJ could have bought a lot of stuffed animals, but they like the challenge of trying to win." • With some people spending as .much as $100 on one game, it could be assumed that "carnies'' make a lot of money. But Odd Thoughts: 6 "The Bar Strangled Spanner " ''carnies'' usually receive,only a percenDUANE LONG tage of the total amount earned , usually Voice Columnist about one third divided among those who Did you know that only 50 percent of •worked the game. Another factor is the our national anthem was "Made in the weather. Earnings on days that it rains USA?" often does not cover the expenses.. Also, . With all the emphasis on "buying according to Gerber, most people who in today's vernacular, it American" come to the fair , spend most of their seems strange that so many money on food . "traditionally-American" rituals and "They come to eat the exoctic foods customs are actually borrowed from that they can't get easily. Things like other countries. fried dough, chocolate covered grasshopTake the strange case of the "Star pers and cotten candy," says Gerber. Spangled Banner;" "However," he says,"having traveled Back in 1814, a Baltimore lawyer namwith the fair all summer a person grows ed Francis Scott Key was arrested by!iatired of the food. It's like eating at vading British troops. Key wrote a poem McDonald's all summer." which was soon published in Baltimore Having seen many fairs across the newspapers as "The Star Spangled Bancountry, Gerber said mat the Bloomsburg ner." Fair is not much different. But he enjoys Several months after the poem's initial it more than any other feir because it's publication , Key's brother-in-law, Judge in his hometown and it's here that he got Nicholson , thought it might be a good started. idea to set the poem to music—so he did At one time, Gerber was active in just that. midget football , Little League and had Did he write the music himself? won several roller skating awards, but No. says,"I found other interests." Did he seek the services of a Gerber says he might consider college. composer? He is also a good amateur carpenter and could work that into a career. ' 'A carnie has to know a little about everything," Gerber says. But for the future, he says, "I want to get a job that you don 't have to worry if it is going to rain and wipe out all of ydur profits." 1 aUsLs0 ; ; ^:;,, No. ; . a song : was this: he found What he did called "To Anacreon in Heaven" and : substituted his brother-in law's lyrics for those of the original (penned by Ralph Tomlinson), and voila! Our national anthem was born. ..sort of... I say "sort of' because this new song was half-borrowed. And when you consider that "To Anacreon in Heaven" was not only a DRINKINK SONG, but a BRITISH DRINKING SONG, you may have some serious doubts about Judge Nicholson's judgment in this matter. Coincidentally, the song's newest version (the SSB) was first sung in public by actor Ferdinand Durang in a Baltimore- tavern. But the clincher is, in March , 1931, a Congress voted to approve "The Star Spangled Banner " as our official national anthem, and two years later, Prohibition was repealled . Which just goes to show you that you can't keep a good drinking song down. Hie transit gloria mundi... 'A hen is an egg's way of making another egg- Homecoming 1985 5 "Squealer" returns Are you a creative writer, cartoonist, starving artist, or brain-stormer just waiting for an opportunity to show your stuff? Then SQUEALER MAGAZINE may just be the lucky break you're looking for. SQUEALER MAGAZINEis a student publication designed as an outlet for students and faculty to contribute stories, controversial opinions or editorial, satirs, cartoons, jokes and other humorous or serious material. Now is your chance to become a member of the Squealer staff. There will be an organizational meeting Oct. 3, 9 p.m., Green Room, KUB. 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' The Huskies, 4-0 on the season and defending NCAA Division in champions, currently own a 34-game winning streak. The official rankings are as follows: 1. Bloomsburg 2. Millersville " 3. Ithaca (NY) 4. Trenton St. (NJ) 5. Messiah 6. Cortland St. (NY) "7. Frostburg St. (MD) 8. Bentley (MA) 9. Kutztown 10. Salisbury (MD) 11. Drew (NJ) 12. Bridgewater St. (MA) 13. Wise-Stevens Pt. 14. Glassboro St. (NJ) 15. Salem St. (MA) 16. Plymouth St. (NH) 17. William Smith (NY) 18. Dennison (OH) 19. Franklin and Marshall 20. Muhlenburg Lambda Ghi sponsors 1 Football¦ . . ,, ,..•.¦/: ' ,,, ¦¦ Don Horn Ruii | Lambda Chi Alpha is holding its Eighth Annual Don Horn Run for cancer . on Sat. , Oct. 26. ,. The five-mile race begins at Carver Hall at 10 a.m., winds around town via River Road, and ends at town hall in the midst of the Festive Fall celebration. Awards will be given to the< top finishers in four age catagories, mens and womens division . For registration information, please contact Noel Haeckler at 784-6948. Men's tennis— - (continued from page 8) BU head coach Burt Reese expected to win the match with a good level of play. ' 'Their team is talented and they played that way," Reese said. The Huskies have to prepare themselves for some tough competition this weekend when they travel to Maryland to compete" in the Navy Tournament. All of BU' s opponents jpill be Division I schools except for Swarthmore, who won the Division III championship last year. . Other schools in the tournament will be: Penn State, Temple, Navy, Virginia, West Virginia and Old Dominion. BiG^L LOVERS! FRESH NEW YORK STYLE WATER BAGELS I ENJOY j 12 Varieties of hand-rolled bagels using an old world recipe. j (continued from page 8) Fisher also contributed eight tackles, seven unassisted, to earn the Berwick Forge and Fabricating "Defensive Player of the Game" honors. Offensive tackle Doug DeLambo won the "Offensive Player of the Game" award. For the .second straight game, the Bloomsburg defense turned in a solid effort. After experiencing early difficulties with the Bald Eagles' wishbone offense, the Huskies got on track and forced seven turnovers, three of which resulted in scores, highlighted by Fisher's interception and 28-yard run for the score. _ Two-time Ail-American linebacker Frank Sheptock is the club's top tackier with 18 in the first two games, while nose guard Wes Cook and free safety Randy Bullock- lead in sacks and interceptions with three and two respectively. Last Saturday, East Stroudsburg came within less than five minutes of its first victory, but visiting Montclair State converted a fourth down play into a 58-yard touchdown pass with 4:23 left to play and then snapped the 17-17 deadlock . with a 28-yard field goal with ju st 15 seconds remaining in the game. The three-game losing streak, at the beginning of the season, marks the worst start for the Warriors since 1981 when they lost their first four games. Over the past several seasons, the Warriors have preferred to throw the ball often , but the rushing of tailback Brooks Perkins has added some balance. The junior has run 45 times for 173 yards and ; two touchdowns. Junior Chris Gerhard has been a bright CLASSIFIED An apartment dwelling In good location- 1 block from BU and hall a block from town. One fully furnished clean two-bedroom apartment. Wants 4 students, female only. Call between 12 and 6. 784-4908. Rental now and spring and upcoming fall semesters, 1986-1987. Fisher named to ECAC Honor Roll Bloomsburg University sophomore defensive back Paul Fisher has been named to the Eastern College Athletic Conference's Weekly Honor Roll for his efforts in the Huskies' 49-14 win oyer host Lock Haven last Saturday. Fisher registered eight tackles, including seven unassisted and an intercepted pass, in the Lock Haven game. He returnedthe interception 28 yards for a touchdown to score the first defensive touchdown for a BU squad since the 1979 season. After two games, Fisher ranks second on the team in defensive points with 32, based on his 15 tackles (12 unassisted) and the interception. His selection marks the second time in as many weeks that a Bloomsburg player was honored by the ECAC, as nose guard Wes Cook was the "Defensive Player of the Week" following BU's season-opening win over Shippensburg. The Huskies travel to East Stroudsburg tomorrow to try and up their season record to 3-0. • spot for the Warriors in the special teams area as he has returned 12 kickoffs for an average of 22.4 yards per return. The Warriors lead the series with 34 victories to 17 for the Huskies; there have been two ties. 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RicMes • Happy 22nd Birthday! I love you very much. Your Wife. ————- Ash & Naunas East St. 784-9921 , Happy 21st Birthday Welneri You better not forget mine. y y ~~ PERSONALS Wooker, ewe have AIDSI Cakes and Bong. EVEI& SUNDAY Pumpernickel, Ry e, egg, Salt and Whole Wheat) PEL first orientation meeting. September 30th, 9 p.m., Multl A. —— , D D h ?• :—-—— ? ¦___ p . ? ~~ .- Announcements Lost and Found For Sale Personals Services Wanted . Other I enclose $ for . Send to: Box 97 KUB or drop in the Voice mail slot. Union y before 5 p.m. on Sunday or before 5 p.m. on Tuesday. v¦ All classifieds must be pre-paid. . ¦ ' • WORDS 10$AWORD i I . Lambda Chi Don Horn Run Page 7 Field hotkey ranked No. 1 J Page 7 Huskies shutout Lehigh headed for Navy tourney GARY WESSNER JR. Staff Writer The Bloomsburg men's tennis team easily defeated visiting Lehigh University Wednesday with a sweep of all eight matches played. Tim Mitchell (4-1), BU's number one player, recorded a victory over Eric Galcher 7-6, 6-2. Galcher was up 6-5 in the first set but Mitchell fought back to win the final game and *the tie breaker. Mike Casari had little trouble downing Tim Hunter, 6-1, 6-3, to also raise his record to 4-1 this fall. Casari js still looking for a chance to regain his top position this fell. The only set lost by a BU player was by Mike Penny. He won his first set against Steve Siegel 6-4 but Siegel came back to take the second set, forcing a P^^Mi^——^—————— M——^—— Huskies aiming for 3-0 record Defending the Pennsylvania Conference Eastern Division title they won a year ago will be on the minds of the Bloomsburg University. Huskies this Saturday, when George Landis' unit travels to East Stroudsburg to meet the Warriors of Denny Douds. Game time is set for 1 p.m. at ESU's Eiler-Martin Stadium., The Huskies, who raised their record to 2-0 with a 49-14 romp over host Lock Haven last week, have not won on the East Stroudsburg turf since 1972 but did defeat the Warriors by a 23-13 count a year ago enroute to the PC East crown. While Bloomsburg was scoring 49 points (the highest offensive total since a 62-0 triumph over Scranton in 1972) and upping its unblemished record to two victories in as many games for the first time since 1973, East Stroudsburg fell victim at home to Montclair State (20-17) to drop to 0-3. Landis' squad experienced somewhat of a slow start at Lock Haven but turned a 7-0 deficit into a 21-7 halftime advantage with three unanswered touchdowns in the second quarter. A pair of one yard runs by fullbacks has been good up to the match against Calvin Robinson and Jay Drumheller and Penn State, "but to continue winning," a five-yard Jay Dedea-to-tightend-John she said "the team must still work hard." Rockmore pass accounted for the The team is hoping to increse its win- Bloomsburg points in the opening half , ning record this Saturday when it plays while Todd Sullivan added all three an away match at East Stroudsburg. ; conversions. third. A convincing 6-1 win in the final set gave Penny the victory and a 3-2 record in the fall. Other matches included a 6-0, 6-3 win for Steve Augustine over Brian Duddy. BU's.Dean Doria defeated Kevin Perry 6r4, 6-4, to become the top Husky winner this fall with a 5-0 record. Freshman Scott Glassford defeated Alf Kennedy in straight sets 6-1, 6-1. The Huskies' number one doubles team of Penny/Mitchell did not compete but the other pairs did played. Casari/Augustine defeated Hunter/Duddy in straight sets, 6-4, 7-5. The other doubles team of Doria/Glassford found stiff competition in their first set against Perry/Kennedy, but prevailed to capture the set 7-5. They went on to take the second set 6-0. (continued on page 7) Women s tennis: downs KU, dropped by PSU SUSAN HANSHAW Staff Writer Last week, BU's women's tennis team gained another victory against Kutztown, (9-0) but suffered its first loss of the season at the hands of Penn State (9-0). Meg Heard, the Huskies number one player downed Kutztown's Felicia Reich in a 6-2, 6-2 match. Senior Kathy Masch defeated Celia Reber 6-1, 6-2. In the number three spot, BU's Megan Clarke beat Heidi Woods 6-1, 6-2. The number four player for the Huskies Cortlee Gerhert defeated Laura Harakal 6-2, 6-0. Lisa Stento of Kutztown won five games in her singles match, the most that any Kutztown player scored , but still lossed to Karen Gubicza. Chris Tegge, the Huskies number six player, also won defeating Michele Lieby, 6-0, 6-3. In the doubles competition, already having the match won, the girls fared almost as well. The team lost only one of the three matches. On Tuesday, however, the team met up with stiffer competition. Penn State shut out the Huskies 9-0 handing BU its first loss. All of the BU players lost their singles matches, with the closest one of the day going to Meg Heard who lost 6-0, 7-6, 6-4 to PSU's Kelly Nelson.* Senior captain Kathy Masch explained that the'play of herahd her-teammates BU-MUlersville clash for number one ranking The NCAA's top two Division III field late in the second half of Tuesday's game hockey units will clash tomorrow, when was the first goal the Huskies allowed second ranked Millersville visits this season and, while outscoring the first Bloomsburg to face Jan Hutchinson 's top four opponents 17-1, have also outshot the rated Huskies. The contest is set for BU's opposition 97-14.Junior goalie Beth Eyer lower campus field at 1 p.m. has been forced to make only seven saves On Tuesday, the Huskies upped their in those contests. 1985 record to 4-0 with a 4-1 victory over Coach Carol Miller 's Marauders enter host East Stroudsburg and increased their the contest with a record of 6-0 and will winning streak to 34 games, dating back faced East Stroudsburg yesterday. to the eighth . contest of the 1983 Millersville has defeated Gettysburg campaign . (2-0), Mansfield (3-0), Trenton State Junior Donna Graupp, the team's (2-1), Shippensburg (4-2), Wilkes (8-1) leading scorer, contributed two goals and Franklin and Marshall (2-0). while Karen Hertzler and Carla Shearer Junior Deb Molinaro is the squad's top contributed a goal each. offensive threat with eight goals and one Graupp has scored five goals in the assist. Senior Diane Espenshade and four games to date followed by Hertzler junior Lynn Fry have combined for seven and Kate Denneny with three a piece and goals and three assists in the Marauder last year's leading scorer, Diane Shields, offense. Like the Huskies/ the visitors have a with two scores. Denneny has also con-^ tributed five assists to fop the club in that huge advantage over the oppisition in category. . shots on goal (219-36). Junior goalie y The goal that East: Stroudsburg scored Doreen Francino has made 19 saves to Tailback Tom Futch capped the opening drive after intermission with a fiveyard scoring .run. Passes from backup quarterbacks Mike Glovas and Paul Venesky to Joe Dowd and Mike Medina, respectively, along with a 28-yard interception return by Paul Fisher rounded out the scoring. Futch had another fine afternoon: gaining 82 yards on 17 carries to raise his team-leading total to 165 yards and 31 rushes in the two games. The . sophmore speedster has also scored twice along with Robinson who collected 63 yards on 14 carries in the contest. A senior, Robinson is tied for the team; lead in receptions with wide receiver Joe Dowd with seven receptions each. Robinson's catches have been good for 68 yards, while Dowd has picked up 140 and was credited with 44 yards on-the touchdown reception in the Lock Haven game. Rockmore, the Huskies' tight end, is close behind the leaders with five receptions for 53 yards. The BU coaching staff got the opportunity to see many players including three quarterbacks. During his stint , Dedea completed 10 of 18 aerials and has now been successful on 25 of 50 passes for 318 yards and a score. When Glovas took over, he was good on three of four tosses, including the 44-yard touchdown pass and gathered 71 yards before giving way to Venesky.The sophomore took advantage of his short time in the game by completing two of four for 10 yards and a touchdown of three yards to Medina. The Huskies' kicking game showed improvement over the previous week as sophomore Ed Jankowski punted six times for a 44.5 averageand kickers Todd Sullivan and Chris Mingrone were perfect on a combined seven extra point kicks. In the return department , Futch and Tony Woods returned three kickoffs for 64 yards, and freshman Derrick Hill handled the first five punt returns of his collegiate career averaging 16.6 yards per return. One area of concern for the Huskies is the fact that they've been flagged for 21 penalties and 165yards in the first two games._y ""' •; (continued on page 7) date: The two teams met twice last season with the Huskies taking the season opener for both units by a 2-0 score and then duplicating the effort in the first round of the NCAA Division HI playoffs. Bloomsburg leads the series between the teams that began in 1975 with six victories to fiv6 for the Marauders. There has been one tie.