INSIDE V - V -^2 Thought For The Day FRIDA Y: When you finajly learn something it becomes obsolete. ... ^ 1— -Satire on p age4 -Fireprev entiontips <—J • The Clash Causing Commotion CRYSTAL LALLY In the past few days, students have been wondering if the Clash concert has been cancelled or not. Jimmy Gilliand, Assistant Director of Student Activities and Kehr Union, Tuesday, stated, "We want to buy out of the contract." The total cost to put on the concert would have been $28,000 if the concert had been held. Gilliand hopes to buy out of the contract for no more than $10,000. "We can't afford to lose any money on it ." stated Gilliand. Only 450 tickets were sold. Gilliand stated, "Even if 1000 tickets were sold, we would still be losing about 18-20 thousand dollars." To break even, they would have had to sell 2,700 tickets. The cost of the tickets were $9 for students and $13 for the general public. The concert was to have been held Sunday, April 15, at 8 p.m. in Nelson Fieldhouse. Some students (Continued on Page 3) • - I . I— I | —I ! ¦ « ¦ I —^ ^ ISC Elections HOLLY RICHART The Inter-Sorority Council elected the new officers for the '84-'85 year on Monday night. The new officers are Jennifer Hunt, President, Beth Renniger, Vice President, Kathy Hurley, Secretary, Brenda Crispell , Treasurer, and Nancy Meyer, Public Relations. Hunt, from Chi Sigma Rho, will be replacing Theta Tau Omega's Debbie Drake. As President, Hunt will preside over the Executive and Judicial Boards , and I.S.C. meetings, appoint necessary committees and call special meetings. Renniger from Phi Iota Chi will be replacing Sigma Sigma's Chris DeTurk. Renniger is now Secretary of I.S.C. Her responsibilities as Vice President include stepping in for the President in her absence, and acting as Chairperson for the Rush Committee and Parlimentarian. Meyer from Phi Iota Chi will be replaced by Crispell from Sigma Sigma Sigma. Crispell is Sigma Sigma Sigma's Social Chairperson this year. As Treasurer, Crispell will take care of all financial tran- sactions of the council, keep records of escrow accounts of the member sororities, keep the books in order and submit a proposed budget for the school year. Hurley from Alpha Sigma Tau will be replacing Renniger. Hurley is serving as Alpha Sigma Tau's Historian for this year. As I.S.C. Secretary , she'll be responsible for keeping records of all meetings, attend to correspondents and keep the official council records. For Public Relations, Theta Tau Omega's Lisa Samara will be replaced by Meyer. Meyer will be responsible for publicity for the council, college and community and plan other publicatipns and communication efforts among individual sororities and between the sororities and campus . Other items discussed during the meeting were Greek Week, which will occur April 29 through May 4th , and I.S.C. Scholarship nominations. The Scholarship is for $100 and each candidate must have a 3.0 average. The winner will be announced at the end of Greek Week. CGA Approves Funding • MI -^ .v>;Mfarticipaiht m Phi'PsiiRunajpSUstpryjrvpage,3. NANCY MEYER Staff Writer The Student Senate approved various allocations at their meeting Monday night. The Senate consented to give $84 to the Bicycling Club. This allocation will cover the cost of one person traveling to Drew University and West Point for a bicycle race. Also approved was an allocation of $900 to C.G.A. for the purchase of an IBM Selectrix III Typewriter. The present typewriter will be made available to interested organizations. Any group interested in the present typewriter can submit a request in writing with the reasons needed listed. In other matters, C.G.A. agreed k to subsidize the Concert Commmittee $3,000 to buy out the contract for "The Clash." This concert was previously scheduled for Sun- day, April 15, however due to poor ticket sales it is likely to be cancelled. C.G.A. also agreed to allocate 41,000 to the overpass project located over Lightstreet Road. Along with this allocation, came a recommendation that $20,000 come from the Husky Contingency Fund and the other $21,000 coming from the C.G.A. Reserve . The Senate feels this is a worthwhile project due to the present hazardous conditions of the Lightstreet crossing. Attention The CGA shuttle for the daytime is ending April 16. The evening shuttle will continue. Guest Editorial DANIEL P. FICKES With the 1984 Spring semester rapidly closing in, a question asked among off-campus students is, "How much of my security deposit is my landlord going to return to me?" Before taking back any amount with no explanation given, keep these few ideas in mind. Within 30 days after the termination of the lease, the landlord must give the tenant two things: first, a written list of any damages he claims the tenant is responsible for ; second, payment of the difference between the deposit money and the money used to pay for damages. If the landlord fails to do the above, he has given up the right to withhold any of the security deposit. He also has given up the right to sue the tenant in court for damages. If the landlord does not pay the tenant the amount owed within 30 days after the termination of the lease, or upon surrender and acceptance of the leased premises, the landlord, can be held liable and according to law you can collect double the security deposit. For the tenant to be entitled to double his-her security deposit he-she must: first, notify the landlord in writing of his-her new address before moving out. (Keep a carbon copy of the letter for yourself- Be sure that on the letter you have the landlord's address. It would be another protection for you to send this letter by certified mail, return receipt requested.); second, do no violate any condition of the terms of your lease; third, be up to date in rent. The landlord must meet the above requirements, according to the Security Deposit Law - taken from Purdons, 68 section 250. 511a-512, regardless of what else he tells you or asks you to agree to. Remember it is his property, but you have to live there! Richard Haupt of the Bloomsburg University Residence Life Office in the lower level of Luzerne Hall said he would be happy to assist students in any problems they might encounter concerning security deposits. From Our Readers= Why not take notice? Dear Editor, Did you ever take notice of your surroundings? Did you ever take notice of what Bloomsburg University has to offer? Did you ever take notice of all the people working together to make this campus the best that it can be? Did you ever take notice of how hard maintenance works to keep this campus clean? Did you ever take notice of how hard the Kehr Union Program Board works to entertain you? Did you ever take notice of how much some people take pride in being a student here at Bloomsburg University? Did you ever think about being thankful? i Kathi Richards Softball Sorrows Summed Up After having their gaffe conWhile *the BU administration is cerning the softball field displayed all but ignoring the team, Berwick in an editorial and satire in Mon- is bending over backwards to acday 's VOICE, I'm certainly glad commodate the Huskies. First, the administration et al took steps scraping off the old dirt before to correct the field situration for laying down new top soil. Second, the softball team. How did thay do completely raking and dragging that you say? By starting to dig up the entire field. In your face BU something else ( the road irifront of maintenance and administration. Elwell) before finishing the job on Besides the girls, the real losers the softball field, that is removing are the fans who loyally followed the dirt mounds of course. I just the team for the past four seasons can't wait to see the fun all the during which the team went 96-18. parents have trying to pick up their A loyal "Berwick" Husky fan daughters in May. Announcement ATTENTION: The procedures to transfer into Computer and Information Science have been reviewed and revised. Contact the Office of Academic Advisement in Ben Franklin Room 16immediately. :- * r .:/ ":'\ BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed Bloom's gone to the dogs hy Emily Awkerman Once again, the sometimes- out on the way home from a party. sleazy character of Bloomsburg I wonder how many of those take residents is shining through!...And out paper plates discarded outside they complain about college the door were really decoys for students ! drug trade. In the past several years, the A smile comes to my lips as I town of Bloomsburg has had mer- remember the fun times I used to chants convicted of embezzlement have listening to the jukebox over and arson, college educated some cheese fries while Sal kept a residents arrested for conspiracy, watchful eye on his place. Was he and negligent landlords who have looking for his connection to come found themselves with more through the door with the goods? responsibility than they can hanAfter seeing the community's dle. Now one of Bloomsburg 's most fine track record, it is almost sacred institutions has been dam- refreshing to hear of some overned in the eyes of the school and zealous co-ed brought in on an uncommunity. That's right ~ Sal's derage drinking charge or a worPlace has been shadowed by scan- thless parking violation. Could that happy little comdal. I can remember how, as a fresh- munity at the bottom of the hill be man, I would go to Sal's on a Satur- the next home base of organized day night with my friends to "pig crime? Advisor Staff box Executive editor New editor . Feature editor Sports editor Reporters: Alecia Kent Angela DiTommaso Holly Richart Tracy Jordan Laurie Black Tom Biernacki Crystal Lolly Margaret Ely Carol Boychuck Chris Campbell Brian Fetzer Nancy Meyer : i >f Rich KnuPp - - ' - > -J ^ > '" -i^: J 'V' - ,'^ >^ r ' , ^??rn Jv.'.> Lawrence B. Fuller Emily Awkerman ' . .Jill Wande^ Katrina Scheltema' Mike Feeley H Andy Gasper Molly Buehner John Maize Dan Fickes Mary Griswold Tom Moran < Pau,Thompson Phi Psi 500 Run At PSU MARY GRISWOLD -: ,, : , For 16 years, the Phi Psi 500 has been one of the most popular events at Penn State University. The entire University participates. About 1800 participants ran the 1.1 mile course which began at Phi Kappa Psi fraternity. The fraternity sponsored the race in cooperation with the Stroh Brewery Company. The Phi Psi 500 began at noon last Saturday and the couse ran through State College's business district. Bruce Parkhhill, PSU head basketball coach, officially began the race. The route took the participants through 6 downtown bars, where they each ' paid 50 cents, drank either a beer or soda, and then raced back to the fraternity. Proceeds from the race benefited the Big Brothers-Sisters Program of Centre County. Smoyer said the fra ternity donates the money to an organization it believes will benefit the community most. A table was set up in front of the fraternity where the runner's times were recorded. Participants raced in seven divisions: Fraternity, Independent , Masters, Women, Team^J Sorority Relay and Anthing Goes. Seeking Summer Employment The Sorority relay was ,the: first race of the day, followed by the serious runners competing for the best overall time; "A lot of people run for time, but only a few for a serious time," Smoyer said. All divisions were judged for time except the "Airything Goes" division, which was judged on originality and creativity. Winners in each division ' received first, second, or third place trophies. CHRISTINE CAMPBELL Are you seeking summer employment on campus? There are two main ways to locate campus jobs. The first is by asking potential employers in your area of study. The second, is by checking the bulletin boards on the second floor of Ben Franklin. These bulletin boards contain the names of most major departments with their phone numbers. Also posted are other campus organizational jobs such as Quest, Upward Bound, and custodial jobs. Popular summer jobs are working with the grounds crew, food service, and Kehr Union. According to Mr. Tom Lyons, director of Financial Aid, about 200 to 300 students are hired on campus in the summer. Students enrolled in summer classes are allowed to work up to 20 hours a week earning $3.35 per hour. First they must submit a PHEAA application and a Financial Aid form. The bulk of the campus summer jobs usually go to local BU students not enrolled in summer classes. These students may work up to WVz hours a week. "We can't guarantee employment, but our success rate is very high," said Lyons. The Center for Academic Development, CAS, will be hiring 10 or more students this summer. Mr. J.A. Bryan, director of CAD, said they will hire six program assistants. These students, preferably of sophomore standing, are required to live on campus. They are entitled to free room and board and also work 20 hours a week. "We will also hire four office workers and, if there is a heed, we'll hire tutors,"said Bryan. So if you're living on or around campus this summer and could use some financial support, check out the different job opportunities in Ben Franklin. Some of the participants in the "Anything Goes" division were Oreo Cookies, cartoon charaters, flashers with a "Here's the Beef" signs placed in rather conspicuous locations, Roaches under threat of extermination, a wide variety of animals, a non-hooker duo, Gumby, "Rolling Rock" group, a waling six-pack of Budweiser, PennDOT working (on break) , and many others. Last year, first place in the "Anything Goes" division went to the "Osttrich Jockeys," people dressed as large birds made of multi-colored paper with long necks. Last year's event raised about $21,000 for the Association of Retarded Citizens of Centre County. Fund Raisers - x TRACY JORDAN Three BU organizations will be holding their fund raising campaigns for the spring semester. Alpha Phi Omega , a service fraternity, is selling plastic cups for $1.00. Brothers will be selling the cups for the next two weeks in the lobby of the commons during dinner. Sigma Tau Delta, the English Help ful Hints honor society, will be selling Easter baskets on April 16 and 17. Baskets will be available at tables in the Scranton Common's lobby in KUB snack bar. Members of the Bloomsburg Players and the Madrigals who are touring Japan this summer are selling candy sticks. The candy, which cost 10 cents, can be purchased from any member. Endowment The National Endowment for the Humanities has announced a unique grants program for individuals under 21 to spend a summer carrying out their own non-credit humanities research projects . The Younger Scholars Program will award up to 100 grants nationally for outstanding research and writing projects in such fields as history, philosophy and the study of literature. These projects will be carried out during the summer of 1985. The application deadline is September 15, 1984. Award recipients will be expected to work full-time for nine weeks during the summer, researching and writing a humanities paper under the close supervision of a humanities scholar. Please note that ftiis is not a financial aid program, that no academic credit should be sought for the projects, and that competition for these grants is rigorous. Concert (Continued from Page 1) felt that sales were not good bers of the CGA felt that the Clash because the concert was on a Sun- would have been a successful conday night. Gilliand agrees this was cert. Gilliand feels that this concert one factor; but Sunday was the would have been a great success only night the Clash had and available. last year at this time because of the The Cpn^er^Committee mem- -- hit song "Rock the Casbah.V ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I I , a ••••••••••••••••••••• A Wee ^ / "R om a. r\ ce. »j \ . <2v I I As : : • Brings You... The winner of SIX academy awards ! : | | "DOCTOR ZHIVAGO" I I : KEHR UNION PROGRAM BOARD | • !| g«| [ • . i m Sat , April 14th, 8 p.m. KUB • Drogrcim j ; Kehr Union v 2 I Drink, Theref r™ tW£ ANGELA DI TOMMASO Liberal Arts. She has decided, sinAdministrators of Bloomsburg ce this night is like so many others, University of Pennsylvania are she will venture to Mess's Tavern becoming increasingly concerned and the Tainted Phoney Saloon. Afabout the popular reputation of BU ter battling her way to the bar, as a party haven for alcohol. using aerobic gestures learned in In the past, the Board of Trustees Physical Education, Schnapps purand valued alumni have placed chases her first drink, of the significant amounts of pressure to evening. Since she is still sober, she counter this belief. As a result , BU keeps close account of her money had adopted a strict Alcohol Policy. while implementing the skills In response to this action, a taught to her in Accounting I. student coalition , "STUDIES" As the evening progresses and (Students To Utilize Drinking In the cocktails begin to flow freely Educational Services ) was formed through her blood stream , our recently to counteract propaganda heroine decides to find suitable distributed concerning the Alcohol companionship for the remainder Policy. of the night. In this effort, she is A spokesperson for STUDIES , constantly utilizing information Tommy Tequila stated in a recent gained from courses in Human interview his reason for becoming Sexuality and Anatomy. involved with STUDIES. "It just However, Schnapps finds herself ain't fair ! The big bosses of this in a predicament as no "real man" school think they can govern every comprehends her suggestive Frenstudent's drinking habits, when ch and decides to voice her everyone knows damn well that longings in the form of loud, inalcohol is a big part of everyday terpersonal communication, perlife!" he exclaimed. forming skills learned in PerA phamphlet, published by suasion. "Friends, Romans, CounSTUDIES explains the practical trymen," she proclaims, "Lend me benefits of course work to drinking. your bods." To gain attention she The phamphlet attempts to prove mounts the rostrum and that a student can apply his or her gesticulates with suggestive study habits effectively to their motions. socializing. Consequently, it follows that The phamphlet follows a student Schnapps, once again, is escorted through a typical evening in a local to the door on the arms of two tavern. baboons, referred to as "The BounPicture, if you will, Susie Schnap- cers," in her semantics course. ps, a junior, majoring in Very Dismayed at being left alone on CAPE COD DIRECTORY LISTS SUMMER JOBS ... Nantucket and Martha 's BARNSTABLE , Mass.—The summer resort areas of Cape Cctfl , Massachusetts and the offshore islands of Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard are experiencing a growing problem in finding enough college workers to adequately service a rapidly expanding tourist industry. This summer Cape Cod and the Islands will be offering over 55,000 good paying jobs to college students and teachers. Many of these jobs require little or no prior experience. Because it is impossible to fill these jobs with local residents, most of whom make up the year 'round work force, it is necessary each year to draw more heavily from other geographic areas to satisfy this seasonal need. The Cape Cod Summer Job Bureau gathers all pertinent facts on available summer employment and publishes this information in a concise Job Directory which is available to college students arid teachers by February 1st each year. Names and addresses of individual seasonal employers are listed in over 100 separate job. categories, some of which are: Bartenders, waiters/waitresses, restaurants, resort hotels; lifeguards, swimming instructors, camp counselors, sailing instruc- Vineyard Islands included this year tors , beach maintenance; island ferry crews, deep sen fishing boats, yacht clubs , yacht crews, marina work , charter cruises , scenic railroad crews, scuba diving, salvage work; Also, summer police (uniformed), taxi drivers , chauffeurs , airport personnel; house painting, carpentry', retail sales, museum and aquarium staff; tennis and golf instructors , hospital work , nurses, and nurses' aids, tutoring, governess; Also, musicians, summer stock theater, fishing and shellfishing industries , newspaper work , (circulation , space sales), and secretarial/clerical positions. All listed employers are Equal Opportunity Employers. An easy-to-use job application form , which is now familiar 'to the local employer, is included along with several important tips on how to land a good summer job on Cape Cod. This year the Job Directory has a section devoted to seasonal housing which lists, by location, the names and addresses of people who lease rooms, efficiencies, cottages, apartments, and group rentals. An additional listing indexes available accommodations as compiled by the local Chambers of Commerce. A useful reference map of the the streets (Remembering exististential angst from Philosophy), Susie now faces the dilemma of finding her way home. Luckily, she had devoted three semester hours to that course known as Geography and quickly fixes her coordinates on the north star of Carver Hall. The STUDIES phamphlet reassures its readers that drinking does not necessarily have to-hinder one's studies, but can be an active part of experiencing and applying text material to everyday life, whether conscious or not. The phamphlet is the one text that the University Store reports as being completely out of stock. More to April than meets the eye KATRINA SCHELTEMA Ever get bored with the same old holidays year after year, month after month? Are you looking for a day that will add some new significance and importance to your life? If you are , have no fear , for there is still hope. Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving, although always quite welcome, aren't the only holidays we can celebrate. Now you can spice up those boring months in between with some unusual holidays which just might set your neighbors wondering about you ! For instance - there's more to April 1984 than Easter. April first is that classic day that all remember as April Fool's Day, when we find out just who the real fool is. But that's not all! Here is a holiday for all to remember; April 3rd. On this day in 1860 the Pony Express started their run from St. Joseph , Missouri, to Sacramento, California. And for all you artic buffs, keep the 6th in mind, for on this day in 1909 Commander Robert E. Peary reached the North Pole. One day we can all celebrate with true thankfulness is April 10th, for thanks to inventor Walter Hunt we received the immortal safety pin , patented in 1849. April 13th is an especially significant day, although not really one to celebrate. It's none other than Friday the thirteenth ! Keep an eye out for those ladders ! Let's not forget April 17th . The Brooks Brothers Clothiers opened in N.Y.C. on this day in 1818, For you baseball fans out there, don't forget the 18th, the day the Yankee Stadium was opened in N.Y.C. on this date in 1923. How many of you knew that April 19th was Patriot's Day? Or, that in 1775 the American Revolutionary War began on this day? Here is yet another day that , although mostly forgotten , still has national significance. The day is April 21st , and on this day in 1857 the bustle was given a boost with a patent. (Definitely a must to celebrate.) Artist and naturalist John James Audubon was born April 26th in 1785. And on April 29th , in 1879, electric streetlamps first appeared in Cleveland , Ohio. Street Hockey Update area is included as is a summary of educational opportunities and academic courses for college credit , as well as cultural classes in music, theatre, and the arts. The primary function of the Cape Cod Summer Job Bureau is to furnish the names and addresses of those local employers who hire extra summer help, with the number of employeesneeded in each job category. The Job Bureau is a service agency, and therefore charges no fees to employers or employees. For a copy of the current Directory send $3.00 to' cover first class postage and handling to: ; Cape Cod 'Summer Job Bureau , Box 594s Barnstable, MX 02630. By ANDY GASPER Street Hockey Update Street hockey action was hampered Sunday by three forfeits. The Chiefs forfeited to the Bandits, the Wings, to the Muffdivers, and Zetes, to Phi-Sig. However, there was some good action as well, with Taddeos defeating Doc in overtime. Tied 2-2 after regulation time, Taddeos scored to win in sudden death overtime. In other games Sunday the Journeymen edged the Alemen 2-1, and the Knights crushed the 69'ers 5-1. In Monday's play Taddeos defeated the Knights 5-2, while Doc slayed the Executioners 6-0. According to co-commissioner Paul Gaenssle; the str^t.hockey ^ schedule is about a week behind. "We lost a week due to the snow we had , "said Gaenssle. Make-up games will be scheduled in addition to scheduled games on the weekend. The comniissioner is also a little disappointed in the officiating of the games. He hopes that officials will have more control of the games to prevent anyone from getting hurt. the top four teams in the Whales Division are as follows; undefeated Taddeos, and the Knights, Doc, and Ghetto Blasters, each with one loss. In the Campbell Division the top four teams are Norton's Hero'sBadego Lodge, and the Muff Divers, all undefeated, and PhirSig With one.JQSS.^uV ai ...bJ i' ., -:;: _ ? .:. : , Weird Affjoes More fhaiT Eat It' Quest - Nbt Ove r Yet By AMY ZAKRZEWSKI Quest still has some adventure and relaxation in store for the few remaining weeks of school. All courses, which are designed for the beginner, are open to both students and community members. The weekend of April 14-15 has two trips scheduled.— caving and rock climbing. The caving trip, on Apr. 14, explores the underground world of stalagmites, stalagtites, darkness,- and constant temperature. Cost for BU students is $8. Rock climbing, Apr. 15, includes climbing and rapelling at Mocanaqua . Cost is $6. Both trips supply leadership, gear, and instruction. An advanced rock climbing clinic will include a workshop on Apr. 18 and 25, followed by a climbing session on Apr. 28. This course will cover in-depth skills. Previous climbing experience is necessary. Cost is $8. Soaring is scheduled for Apr. 28. This course includes a first lesson complete with 40 pages of reading material, an exam r a ground school and training flight. Ridge Soaring, Inc. of Julian, Pa., will provide the instruction, the workshop for this course is Apr. 26, at 7:30 p.m. Cost is $38. Three courses are featured for Apr. 29 -^ ropes course, canoeing, and Wildfldwers and Birds, a day hike. The ropes course, located on upper campus, is a series of wire cable and rope events suspended 40 feet in the trees that challenges fear of heights and self-trust. Cost is $4. Canoeing, on Penns Creek, will cover basic canoeing skills. Tuition of $8 covers transportation, leadership, gear, and lunch. Wildflowers and Birds will be a day long hike exploring the Pennsylvania woods. Course tuition of $5 covers leadership, transportation, and lunch. From May 13-June 6, Quest will run a 24 day Wilderness Leadership Course. An Outward Bound type course in the South-Eastern U.S., the format will include backpacking, map-n-compass skills, Whitewater canoeing, rock climbing, caving, a three day SOLO experience and more. Cost is $360 for BU students: More information is available through the Quest office. To sign up for courses, stop in the Quest office in Kehr Union or call 389-4323 with any questions. By BRIAN FETZER "Wierd Al" Yancovic, 24, is a sharp, versatile, and all-out, hilarious caterer of musical parody and satire. His LP, "In 3-D," already has a hit single, "Eat It", which is an imitation of Michael Jackson's "Beat lt," "Have some more yogurt - Have some more Spam - It doesn't matter - If it's fresh or canned - Just eat it eat it," are just a taste of Yancovic's lyric's from that song. The fun doesn't stop at "Eat It." "I Lost On Jeopardy," takes Greg Kihn's hit song "Jeopardy " and sarcastically degrades the old TV quiz show. Don Pardo, the program's real announcer, appears oh the single and intones, "Let me tell you what you didn 't win: A 20 volume set of The Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. But that's not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people and you 've brought shame and disgrace on your family name for Fireproofing Your Home By MEG ELY Fireproofing Your Home There are over 1000 house fires in the United States daily. This amounts to close to one half million house fires annually. After the tragic fire that claimed the life of one Bloomsburg University student, this statistic really hits home. How safe is your home or apartment from fire? Fireproofing your home involves more than a smoke alarm in the hallway and a fire extinguisher on the top of the fridge. These measures do help in the event of an actual fire, but what can be done to prevent the disasterous fire from occurring? Prevention is the key word here. There are many fires that could have ben avoided if people only had educated themselves before the fires started. Cigarettes are a leading cause of accidental fires in the home. Be sure all smoking materials are out before you dispose of them. Don't leave matches or cigarettes close to stoves and heaters where thay can easily ignite. Be sure you have a number of ashtrays in every room' and be sure to empty them periodically - Make NO SMOKING IN BED a rule in your-home^'It- may seem like a pain to get out of bed every time you light up, but it will be more painful if you fall asleep smoking in bed. A second cause of fire is overloaded outlets. All of us can think of a place or two in our home or apartment where 16 plugs feed into one outlet via, eight extension cords. This is not only messy but a health hazard. There should be no more than two plugs in each outlet at a time. Plugging your curlers in the kitchen until you are done blowdrying your hair is a small price to pay for fireproofing your home. Space heaters are a great way to heat up a drafty apartment in the winter...great if they are used properly. Be sure to keep discarded clothing and paper products away from a neater. They create an enormous amount of energy for their size and can easily ignite things thrown in front of them. If the heater is; electrical, don't leave it plugged in all night unless there is an automatic shut off switch. Many times these heaters are accidently knocked over during the night and cause a fire. If you have a kerosene heater, in a clean , try to store the kerosene dry pIace.!0B¥?sUi,ei it is kept ik' a generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game." Yancovic also takes "Survivors'," "Eye of the Tiger," the theme from Rocky III, and turns it into a delicatessen lyric with the refrain , "Try the rye of the Kaiser or the wheat or the white.'' Some other songs Yancovic puts new lyrics to are Toni Basil's "Mickey," "Men Without Hats", "Safety Dance". Yancovic's humor is good natured and easy to take. It's even musically appealing for those who want to laugh and dance at the same time. Mammography can detect breast cancers evensmaller than thehand can feel. P^> - s,M - metal container, in a garage or shed if possible. When filling the heater with kerosene, take it out- ^&abl^"""*#3 T side in case of accidental spillage. If any rags are used while filling the heater, be sure to destroy them ijJM ^W, ' i^JB or place them in a metal container until needed again. A final fire prevention measure is something that your mother has been telling you for years..."Clean your room." having a clean home can decrease the risk of fire in your home or apartment. If your wastebaskets are endlessly overflowing and your carpet hasn't been swept since the guys on Iron Street borrowed your vacuum cleaner a month ago, your place could probably use some work. Try not to allow your apartment to become cluttered with boxes and papers you meant to throw away days ago - but never got around to it. Many yictims are virtually trapped inside a room due to impassable escape routes. If yu have a yard behind your apartment, keep it clear of garbage and other easily cbmbustible debris. It will not only keep your home looking better, it will keep your house safer from' fire. -,N fe » \ \ "wjw uimi im -. * . t y * •„ "*• l /¦ ""^ » lf ¦ ' ^ Low-dose breast x-ray, mammography, is giving hope that the leading cause of cancer deaths in women will be greatly diminished. We urge women without symptoms of breast cancer, ages 35 to 39, to have one mammogram for the record, women 40 to 49 to have a mammogram every 1 to 2 years, and women 50 and over, one a year. Breast self-examination is also an important health habit and should be practiced monthly. Ask your local Cancer Society for free leaflets on both subjects. The American Cancer Society wants you to know. AMERICAN ^CANCER ^SOCIETY* I Thisspacecontributedasatxjbltcservice. Campus Shorts Asthma The Central Pennsylvania Lung Association's Parents of Asthmatic Kids Support Group will hold their next meeting on Tuesday, April 17, at 7:00 p.m. in the 6th Floor waiting room of the Foss Clinic at Geisinger Medical Center, in Danville. The PAK support group is designed to give parents an opportunity to learn more about asthma and how to manage it from both medical experts and each other . In addition to the informal parent discussion group, guest speakers, films, and slide presentation are included in the program. The group meets the third Tuesday of each month. Some of the topics which will be discussed at future meetings, include; emotional and personality changes of the child, problems faced by an asthmatic child in school, medications, breathing exercies, hospitalization of an asthmatic, and psychological aspect of or recreational event or activity. The f i n a l j u d g i n g for photographs will be done by the University Governing Board oh or about May 1st. The criteria for judging all photos will include five separate categories : 1. content, 2. composition, 3. clarity arid contrast, 4. relevance to student life , 5. technical quality. There is no limitation as to the number of photos an individual may submit and an individual must request that photos be returned. The Kehr Union Governing Any photos selected to be used by Board will be sponsoring a cam- the Governing Board will be puswide photo contest during the enlarged and displayed in the Kehr weeks of April 16th - April 30th. The Union Snack Bar or Multipurpose purpose of the contest is to solicit room area . There will be monetary black and white photographs - prizes awarded to the six photos slides from students, faculty and used and the total prize money will staff at Bloomsburg University to amount, to $120 or $20 per photo. All be used for display purposes in the photos should be turned into the Kehr Union Snack Bar and Student Activities office on the top Multipurpose room areas. All floor of the Kehr Union , along with photos should depict some aspect of the original negative, no later than student life at Bloomsburg Univer- 4:00 p.m. Monday, April 30th., ; sity which includes any type of Any questions should be directed social, athletic, cultural, academic to Mr. Michael Sowash at 389*4347. asthma. The PAK support group is a public service made possible by contributions to Christmas Seals. For more information on the Parents of Asthmatic Kids support group, call the Lung Association at 286-0611. night, four day trip for two to Paradise Island. The trip is scheduled from the 17th to the 20th of May, with airfare and hotel expenses paid. Jane said that a fashion show is not a very common fund raiser among sororities. She also said that close to 1,000 tickets were sold and the show has the potential to be a big turn out. Fashion Show CAROL BOYCHUCK Theta Tau Omega, a social sorority, will be presenting a fashion show on April 18. Members of the sorority will be modeling Spring and Summer wear sponsored by Fashion Bug. Due to some difficulty the show will not take place in Carver Hall, as indicated on the tickets. Jane Runey, 2nd Vice President of the sorority, is waiting for the decision of the location between Cenntennial Gym or Nelson Fieldhouse. Tickets are on sale for $1.50 each and can be purchased from any member of the sorority. Included in the price of the ticket is a Bahama giveaway. The giveaway is a three Photo Contest I WHEREWILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY? \ |?a B . ;¦ . ¦ : ¦ • ¦! — W > I .P a> ~ . 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M £ lr< ¦¦HHI^HHHUfiHl&HHHHHHHHHHIiHHHHHHiHHHHHI ^IHHHIHIII ^^HHHHn I "For what does it p rofit a man to gain the SQU I? ' whole world, and forfei t, his ' ; ¦ ; , , (mr k 8:36) ;« !. £ i ^ S^ « I l^tw S | S | §¦ : -. I- S f|J8 ¦ | ^ . CimfewenwR « " , -• ' BU booking for First Wm r ~ Tom Biernacki Coach Stephen Bresett's Husky baseball squad is having a tough time so far in this still young season. B.U. is winless in five games while sporting an 0-4 record in the Pennsylvania Conference's Northern Division. The Huskies recently dropped two doubleheaders ; one to Mansfield Sunday and one to Kutztown Monday. Three of the four games were decided by one run with two going into extra innings. The Huskies managed only 23 hits in the four games while allowing the opposition 37 hits and 21 runs. They scored 15runs themselves. The scores against Mansfield were 1-0 and 7-6 in the second game that went eight innings. Against Kutztown they lost 9-8 in ten innings and 4-2 in the second game. Coach Bresett feels the team is not hitting as well as they are capable of. "I'm waiting for the big guns to open up for us," said Bresett. Weather has been as much a factor in hurting the baseball team as their opponents. Rain -and snow have limited outdoor practice to less than five in the eight weeks of practice. The team is going to try to turn its record around with a home doubleheader against Lock Haven Saturday. First game Kutztown 130 120 010 1—9 14 2 Bloomsburg 100 105 010 0—8 6 5 Jim Emerick, John Ynofchak (6) , Joe Vefumo (8)(W) , and Jeff Miller. Todd Remley, Steve Brooks (5) , Bill Roehl (7) , Mark Kessler OKL) and Mark Bonshak, Bob Long (7) and Lew Correale (9). IN JLf* is 389-4091 ^*£/) • ' - ,-yvry- : "• ' know a computer rierd? u y° ^°' That's someone so enamored with tKc 97 KUB OT THE VOICE Offices. Staff is reminded that elections will be held Sunday, April 15. puting Machinery concludes that collegiate computer curricula is often to blame for Producin e computer nerds. __ After a four-year study the Cur- Classified Ads ± . M -A — ; ANNOUNCEMENTS Wanted: Baseball Cards. Will buy or trade. Call 925-6721 nites. Need Cash? Earn '500 plus each school year, 2-4 (flexible) hours per week placing and filling posters on campus. Serious workers only; we give recommendations. Call now for summer & next fall. 1-800-243-6679. House Available...for Summer of '84 and Fall and Spring of '85. Houses 8-2V4 blocks from campus. Contact Jim Ulshafer at 784-2871 (after 5:30 p.m.) for more info. Typing and Resume Service, 672-9324 AMApresents Dr. Barbara Stern- "Marketing Me! Career Challenges of the '80's" April 17th, 7:30 p.m. • Multi A, KUB. PERSONALS Barbie, Marge, Doe, Lisa- Hope you had a great spring break! Love ya lots ! RLW Pam Bennett: We are watching and wanting...Lusty Admirers Bill Koch Congrats ! You're die of the year...NO CLASS. Theta Omega's 32nd pledge class wouldlike to say thanks to all the sisters and special thanks to their pledge mistress- We Love You!!! 2nd floor Scfuylkill-Hcvra 'gcta'v^ (p.s. Arewefinished, never!) Kcrte: How many mgs. of salt are in half a chicken breast?! S.K. We wanta do you! Tennis Team, we want private lessons Elwell Window Bunny- Thanks for bein' mine...Q T.W.A. I'll fly you any time. Can't wait for Harrisburg! S.F.A. Cumquat- 1 think those bandanas are the best invention since that time in the shower! Scruffy Doggy^ See the dancing pigs Wednesday and Thursday at Hess's. E.L.- Best of luck tonight ! I love you! Your "urchin" forever! Pat M.- Thanks for your help and support in N.Y.- Bern. HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY, MYERS ! You're the best! ! Love ya, Cambs Hey G: Two blocks west of Hess' will soon be doing there.- Karen JRS— I cant wait for May and our special surprise. CAS Mike M.- The blond at lunch swings from trees. Love, John. 4th Floor Elwell- You women are animals ! A good time was had by Dr. Fuller's Journalism class in the Voice Office on Tuesday night. Right ! Mij- How have you been? Give me a call. F.H. Tricia- 1 want you to rub my legs for me. - The guy that breathes heavy. We'll see ya Sal. Yea, on TV. Loser. Good job Executive editor- Love , your mentor Tonight's the night- three wheats on the loose. Kellie, Liz, Col - too many late nights of nothing. Ace & Eddlie - You two look amazing together! Keep it going! Carl, Jeff . Todd, and John... Now who's my driver and who's my coach? -P8I.C. 8th floor & Dates - Have a super time at Spring Extravaganza ) No kissing the dance floor ! they would need in the fourth when Millen lined a triple to the right to score Henderson. Hertzler 's headsup base running scored the second run when she rushed around the bases on two wild pitches. The Huskies hope to continue their fine playing against Millersville on Saturday, April 14 at 1:00. The game will be played at BerVaughn field in Berwick. ^v- ^^S^Jy^ ' <&fl'frIOH" * ''•¦ ^\tir rV "¦¦¦ ""¦¦f - \ ting Staff election applica- Second game Bloomsburg 110 110 11—6 8 2 Mansfield 000 032 02—7 8 3 Bill Roehl, Craig Smith (4) and Mark Bonshak ; Joe Dulfe, Mike Stewart (4) , John Kelleher (6) and Chris Curran. W—Kellerher. L—Smith. The number to call -- i? ';- ; technology that they don 't see the world beyond their screens. Second game Kutztown 004 9000—4 7 1 000 001 0—1 3 0 Bloomsburg John Levan (W), John McMurray (6) and Scott Nace. Mark Kessler (L) Steve Brooks (6) and Mark Bonshak. First game 000 000 0-0 6 1 Bloomsburg 000 000 1—1 8 0 Mansfield Dean Adams and Mark Monshak; Derrick McNab and Chris Curran. W—McNab. L—Adams. The Campus Judicial Board f^Wiro looking for new members for the J^^^nis L«^^0984-85 school year. If you feel you ' X^BBV A ' would like to be a member ^ tne Lif ^IfS^^hvN please call Richard Haupt , CNW ocatec Residence n tl^ ej5^^\V ^r \ I1' '' Office for details. u Y 7J ' ^ J ^y m THE VOICE IS nGW aCCep- Kocher Hurls No-Hitter (Continued from Page 8) for her fourth straight victory with no defeats. She struck out two and walked two and had to fight back after three defensive errors. In the seventh, Rider loaded the bases on a walk and two errors before Kocher forced the last batter to ground out back to the mound. 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The Huskies swept single by Karen Hertzler , and a doubleheaders from the Indiana second walk to Henderson. Clean University of Pa. and Rider up hitter Jean Miller sent a long fly College. ball to center to score Long. Molnar The squad began its winning walked to again load the bases. Pitstreak with a 7-0 shutout over IUP, cher Susan Kocher gave herself a Saturday. Tina So'uders, won the few insurance runs by lining a game in her first appearance since double to the right to score Hertzler South Carolina, and struck out 13 and Henderson. K'athy Behan batters and gave up one hit in seven reached first on an error which scoreless innings. allowed Molnar to score. Mary The Huskies quickly jumped on Hassenplug followed with a bunt the IUP hurler, scoring seven runs single down the third base line: in the first, second, fourth , and fifth Behan scored when Laurie Snyder innings. In the fifth, it was a group reached on the second IUP error. of freshman who came through Long, batting for the second time, with three runs to seal the victory, finished off the scoring by dropping Lori Pisco drew a walk to open the a Texas Leaguer behind the second inning, Kathy Molnar followed with baseman, scoring Hassenplug and a long shot to the left to put runners Snyder. on first and second. Up came Kate The Huskies scored two more Denneny who drilled a double past runs in both the fifth and sixth inthe left fielder for two Husky runs. nings. The big bats were HassenCathy Sweigart earned a base on plug, 3 for 4 with one RBI, and balls and then continued to steal Long, Kocher, and Lori Gvitson second, drawing the throw which with two hits apiece. allowed Denneny to scramble Susan Kocher picked up her third home for another run. straight win while giving up only Denneny, and catcher Denise . three hits and striking out three Henderson were the powers at the and walking one. Chris Moyer plate, each driving in two runs . finished the game, striking out the Henderson was 2 for 2. side in the seventh while giving up The Huskies did not let up on j two hits. their offensive explosion as they ' In the opening game Monday scored seven runs in the first inning against Rider in Division I, it was Kent Hagedorn Tony Woods, pictured here winning the 200 meters Friday, will be in action with the rest of his teammates tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. against West Chester and Millersville. i. all Souders. The 5-1 pitching ace, again limited the opposition to a single hit. In two games, Souders has faced 46 batters and struck out 25 of them, while holding them to two hits and issuing only one walk. In both the fourth and seventh innings, Souders retired Rider with three straight K's. Each time it was against the fourth , fifth and sixth batters in the line-up. Souders' performance was typical of her total domination of the opposition throughout the three divisions. The Huskies recorded a single run in the first inning on a long sacrifice fly by Denneny. In the sixth Bloomsburg rallied for two more markers to put the game out of reach. Long reached first on a fielder's choice and was followed by a Hertzler single. Anne Schmidt powered a shot to left that bounded off of the fielder's glove allowing two runs to score. BU was limited to only one hit in the contest but was aided by costly Rider errors. In the second game, once again the pitcher was the hero. Freshman Susan Kocher fired a no-hitter (Continued on Page 7) Huskies 5th in Invitational JOHN MAIZE At the BU Invitational Track Meet held Saturday the host team finished 5th with 54 points. Leading the B.U. effort was Cindy Graby, who finished first in the triple jump clearing 35'-10", which qualified her for NCAA Division II Nationals. The one-mile relay team, consisting of-Sue Schneck, Vicki Amici, Joann Colon and Marianne Fidishin, took first with a time of 4:17,3. "Our one-mile relay victory was a pleasant surprise, especially in the cold and wind," said Bloomsburg University coach Dick Daymont. The other top finisher for Bloomsburg was the sprint medley consisting of Fidishin, Graby, Schneck and Amici, which took second place. Millersville took the overall title with 134 points that included meet record performances by Joyce Van Ginhoven in the 100 and 400 meter hurdles with times of :15.1 and 1:05.3 respectively. . Bloomsburg's next meet will be the Temple Invitational Sunday. f Landis Undefeated Streak Broken Leopards Shutout Huskies SARAH HACKFORTH The day may have dawned bright and sunny, but for the BU women's tennis team, it probably would have been better if it rained: Justine Landis lost for the first time in 21 matches, while Lafayette dealt the Lady Huskies their worst loss this season. The Leopards shut the Huskies out last Monday, 9-0. Landis, who hadn't lost a match since Penn State last spring, lost in straight sets, 7-5, 7-6. "She hit the ball like a bullet. I didn't even see the ball on the last point. She was beatable though, that's what disappoints me the most," said Landis. Kathy Masch was the only Husky who didn't fall in straight sets. She lost the first set 6-1, but ibattled back to take the second set 7-6. Masch allowed the third set to slip through her hands 6-2. This is the second year the sophomore has been playing the number two slot for the Huskies. ^ Linda Becker lost at the number three slot 6-1, 6-4. While Marge Gillespie also lost in straight sets 6-3, 6-1, at the number four position. Marilou Doneker and Judy Pahls playing the number five and six spots respectively, lost 6-3, 6-2 and 6-2, 6-1. The doubles teams fared just as badly dropping all three games in straight sets. Landis and Masch dropped 8-7, 6-3 at the number one spot. Becker and Gillespie fell 8-7, 6-4 against the number two seed. ¦ ¦¦ The num:'ber three doubles team of Doneker and Pahls lost 6-2, 6-2. 'loss gives.the Lady Huskies their first defeat of the spring season. The ,., r:i-:- '".^i^^r.;j \ . Their record now stands at,2ri,