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N EW FACULTY MEMBERS.
LAST
HOME
GAME
NORMAL RECEIVED - . . • Bronislaw
Huberman , the violinis t
We are glad to welcome Miss
delighted the large audience assemSchottenfels and Miss Ward to
THIS
SATURDAY
DECISIVE DEFEAT .bled
in the auditorium on Friday eveBloomsburg Normal School.
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Miss Gertrude Schottenfels teache*

reci t al was . distinguished by
The most crushing defeat ever ad- theHispresentation
of Mendelssohn's
ministered a Blpomsburg eleven in "Concer to" Op. 64. Mr. Huberman 's
three years was that on Saturday.
portrayal of this difficult work lifted
The firs t half of . the game was the entire recital to a plane of musiplayed in a driving snow storm . wit h j cal enjoyment.
the gridiron covered with mud. In
the second half the storm ceased and'I He also gave Bach's "Adagio e
. Bloomsburg took a decided brace Fuge in G. Minor." In this rendition
wi t h the resul t t h at each t eam scored he was unaccompanied.
His Beethoven 's "Romance, in G.
a touch down.
. The breaks of the game that are Op. 40" and "Albumblatt" by Wagalways present Qn a wet field made ! ner-Wilhelmj were very well received.
. their appearan ce * at the outset and
Mr . Huberman concluded his proin the first half decidedly favored the gram by playing his ow» arrangement
home eleven. In the last half N fate of Chopin 's Wal t z , "Op. 64, No. 2"
about equally divided her support be- and two Spanish Dances, "Romanza
tween the two contesting elevens.
Andaluza " and "Jota Navarra " both
Bloomsburff was saved from a shut compositions by Saraste.
out when Walsh, visiting quarterback, in the closing minutes of the
game ran a kick-off back ' 80 yards
FASHIONS AND FADS.
through the entire Shippensburg team
for a touchdown.
The ten cent store is rapidly makOver 100 yards in penalties were ing money on rings. They 're now bedealt out during the game with Shvn- ' ing worn on all four fingers. All we
pensburg being penalized- 90 yards ne€d how is one for our thumb.
and Bloomsburg being set back 35 j Students' clothes run a close secyards.
! ond to money. They pass through so
Coach Bentz has developed one of many hands and are found on so
the test elevens ever turned out at many differen t people.
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Shippensburg. The line is strong
No , there isn 't going to be an overboth in defense and on offense and
of women teachers. Watch the
the backs are fast and hard to stop. flow
girls
with the new frat pins.
The winning of the Bloomsburg game
In
connection with this , t ake no t e
allows them to p>ay Slippery Rock
of
the
mixed campus strollers. Take
Normal on Thanksgiving Day for the
particular
note of "Ye Auld Pals."
Championship of the normal schools
Knit ted cotton socks are rapidly
of the State. In the first game of the
season , Shippensburg lost to Mercers- taking the place of silk hosiery among
burg Academy, 13-0, bu t since then the men st uden t s of our reknown ed
normal. They are made in all the
remains undefeated.
latest shades. Very fashionable.
As reported by Schuyler in
"Morning Press,"
GLEE CLUBS WILL MAKE

DEBUT.
To Present Program Thursday
Evening.
.Each of the three glee clubs will
make its debut tomorrow evening in
the auditorium as a special feature of
Education Week. This promises to
be very interesting so do not fail to
come.
Prof. Carter has arranged the following progra m for the evening:
» Senior Girls ' Glee Club.
Deep River—-Burleigh .
Thy Beaming Eyes—Mac Dowell.
The Big Brown Bear—Mana Succa.
Junior Girls ' Glee Club.
The Sweet Little Girl and the
Quaint Squeeges—Warner.
Lullaby, from "Ermine "—Jakobowski.
The Alphabet—Mozart-Pax.
Men '* Glee Club.
We Meet Again To-night.
Forsaken—Koschat.
Mary 's Wise Man—Burnham.
PLAY TO BE PRESENTED.
Y. W. Girl, to Give Short Thank*giving Skit.

Tonigh t at the Y. W. meeting a
number of girls will present a short
I Thanksgiving play, under the direct
j tion of Miss Johnston. Edith Morris,
|p Junior, will have charge of the devotions. This promises to be ft good
mooting so don 't miss it f
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HAVE GET TOGETHER PARTY.
The young women boarding in the
town will have a Get Together party
i n the Recre at ion room , W ed n esday
nigh t, November 19. There are thirty-seven of these students, and this
occasion will afford them the opportunity to get acquainted with each
other. The committee hopes to secure one hundred per cent attendance.
IT'S LIFE.
If your plans go wrong—
As they sometimes will—r
And the hours seem long
As you climb the hill ;
Pnmember , my friend ,
'Tis a part you play
And you 'll find in the end
A brighter day.
It'B Life.

Normal 's biggest and last home game
of the y ear will b e played on Moun t
Olympu s, Saturday, November 22. The
Maroon and- Gold will have as their
opponents, their arch rivals from Dickinson Seminary.
Di ckinson will come her e with a team
reputed to be one of the best ever turned out from that institution. Normal,
although not having a bright season to
date, is practicing hard every night with
the hope of being on edge for Dickinson.
N ormal 's line-up does not look very
radiant. Full back-Haupt last week
sust ained a broken collar bone which
will keep,him out the rest of the season.
Captain Fitzpatrick is still on the sidelines due to his bad shoulder but hi s
shoulder is rapidly rounding into shape
and he will, in all pr obabili ty, be able
to play Saturday.
Many minor braises were received by
the ooy ^ in their game with C. V. S. N.
S., bat they are not serious enough tg
keep any of the Normalites from playing.

RECEPTION OF THE NOTABLES.
A reception of no table charact ers
was held in the B. S. N. S. dining
hall last night. The hall was indeed
very tastefully decorated with bars
of black and white crepe paper
adorning the windows.
The evening was fairly enj oyable
to all those who were not present.
Bed t ime stories were read , following which a baritone solo, "Lard,"
was rendered. Robison Crusoe held
his audience spell-bound with a violin
solo entitled "What do you do on Friday?" and Babe Ruth very condescendingly danced an Irish Jig. Patrick Henry gave an oration that will
go down in History, namely, "What's
Wrong With His Picture?" King Arthur also entertained the mob. His
fencing feats were mose enjoyable.
The guests of honor were the kind
of a girl that men never forget and
Charli e, my boy.
Henry Ford was present and wore
his usula tin uniform. The' latest j oke
cracked by him was his new Ford
Coach. Every one agreed with Henry
that they had a rattlin g good time,
and the party adjourned to Bush's in
the famous "One Hoss Shay," otherwise known as "Lizzie. "

BUY ! BUY! BUY !
A few weeks ago the B. D. C.
bought a great number of megaphones which they intended to sell in
ordor to raise money for the party
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they so long have promised tho girls.
Now all these megaphones have not
been disposed of and not all the stuNORTH HALL NOTES.
dents have them to use at the games.
The members of the B. D. C. Club If you want tho good time, girls, buy
hnd their pictures tnkon on the front tho megaphones. They cost only fifporch of North Hall Thursday noon. • teen cents and they will holp out a
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At the mooting of the B. D. C. lot.
Boshol and Dugan were appointed to Buy Ono l Buy All !
Lot's got rid of the Megaphones!
visit Dr. Iteimor on tho question of
wall lights and drinking fountains of tho poor, insignificant Junior Glee
Club ,—Letts hope sol
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Juvenile Literature and Junior English. She is fully prepared to do this
since she has received her bachelor's
and'Master's degree in English and
Rhetoric at the University of Chicago. As head of the English Department at Boise High School and .
State Normal Summer School at
Bois e, Idaho , and the Indianapolis
Norm al and Teacher 's College at
Cheny, Washington, she was a very
capable teacher. Miss Schottenfels
has come to us from State Teachers
College, Maryville, Mo. We know
she will like it her e an d we h ope t o
do all for her that we possibly can,
to make her stay at Bloomsburg en¦fnvaWft.

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Of course every one knows Miss
Ward. Needless to say she . is the
dietitian. It is by her that our menus
are made. She is the one who orders
that we have sweet potatoes, ham
and soup on Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays; pie on Thursday ; brown
bread, mashed potatoes, ice cream for
Sunday dinngf; and a hest ^eif other
good things—not to mention the fish
on Friday.
Miss Ward is a graduate of the
University of Minnesota and obtained
her B. S. degree from that institution.
She has come directly to us from
Lake Forest College in Illinois, where
she taught for two years. Miss Ward,
we welcome you and may your teaching course at B. S. N. S. be one that
will never be forgotten.
BOYS DINE AT REILLYS.

' Discuss Problems of School.
The boys of the B. S. N. S. held
their first entertainment at Ueillys'
Ice Cream Parlor to discuss the affairs of the school. The question of
most importance was that of couples
sitting together in the library and it
was decided that it should be allowed. Music and refreshments were
enj oyed by all.
The program consisted of the following:
(a) Piano solo by Electric Piano.
(b) Selection on "Little Old Red
Shawl"—Entire Club.
(c) Ukelele
Selections—Anskj s
and Cooper.
(d) Vocal Solo, "Aint
Yott
Ashamed"—Art Jenkins.
A short business meeting followed
the social hour at which was decided
the meeting, time. In the future the
club will meet Wednesday evenings
at eleven o'clock.
The following members were present:
Skip Austin, Sam Oliver, Bud
Keen, Jack Sterner, Louie Zeck, Bill
Haddock, George Fought, Ton y
Lanshe, Sheik Coolbaugh, Mutt Anskis, Andie Naj aka, Jack Reilly,
Jenks Jenkins, Gil Cooper, Jimmie
Jamie, Jimmie Sterner, Marv Thomas, Stretch Schwall.
JUNIOR HIGH NOTES.
Come One ! Come All !
Food Sale
Thursday, Nov. 20
Hold by J. H. S. 7B2 class.

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THEY BO SAY THAT :
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At a recent meeting of the Junior
Miss Mario n Hess and Mr. E. N.
Published weekly during the school year by the Bloomsburg State
' were
,
•„ Normal School in the interests o£ the students, facul ty, alumni and t he Jamison- will no longer reign in the Glass the^ following officers
elected :
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Juvenile Dep t. of the Library.
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We wonder if the frui t stand in ... President—Jerry ' Fitzpatrick.'
STAFF MEMBERS: is very busy selling pears and ' Vice-President—Edith Morris. .
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Edison D. Harris town
Editor in Chief
Secretary—Arline Sweet.
dates.
We refer you to the librarian.
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George Janell
Assistant Editor in Chief
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Treasurer—Joseph Kane.
Leona Shane does not believe in
Literary Editor
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Ruth Walper
elected
to
be ",
also
Mr.
Wilson
was
si
gns
in
the
library.
Fannie Hilberj b
Assistant Literary Editor
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The Chapel isn 't always empty on faculty advisor.
Sports Editors
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Mike Beshel, Betty Davis
The following committee chairmen
draining School
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Kathryn Price Sunday afternoons. Ask "Chet. "
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Joseph Dugtfn
Circulation and Exchange
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The "Sheik" has a new supply of were appointed :
Assistant Circulation and Exchange
Hugo Eiemer vaseline. "Flo " knows.
Memorial Committee—Victor An-" -a
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Alumni Edi t or
Samuel Barrow
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All the faculty members attend skis. .
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___ Jean Lacoe
Personal and Social Editor
Janell.
Jewell
Committee—George
chapel
some
of
the
time,
some
of
Margaret Jones
Humor Editor
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Motto Committee—Larry Coul:
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William B. Jones them attend all the time, but—all of
Business Manager
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the
members
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do
not
attend
Assistant Business Manager
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for the
selectedcolors
The
Class
Chapel
all
of
the
time.
Reporters.
Secretarial Staff.
.
Grayand
and
Steel
year
Maroon
are
expects
to
have
a
good
Charlotte
Margaret
Em
mitt
Morgan
Charlotte
the class flower is the Red Rose.
time Thanksgiving.
Florence Jones
fenevieve Wilson
Treasurer Joseph Kane is drafting Li l y Watkins '
"Stretch' s" beauty has been mara
list
of collectors for ' class <lues.
aac
red
by
the
absence
of
a
iront
tooths
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Catherine McHu gh
fJohn
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Opiary
"Kaz " attends church only when i! Juniors , have your dues ready when
the collectors call, which wij l probabMary Hiedix
"Lena " is in town.
. Paul Lanshe
ly
be af ter the Thanksgiving vacaFaculty Advisors
Stoker enj oys his daily letters.
tion.
Edna
Munro
S. L. Wilson
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It is wonderful how. Jerry makes
Mary Isaacs was appointed Class '
' Subscription Price $1.25 per school year for resident students • and out with one hand.
lumni.
Some people like to drink ink. Ask Historian.
Office room , 113 Main Building,B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pa.
Flossie for further information.
Lanshe would like to have his ring
FASHIONS.
back.
WHAT A WONDERFUL .PROFESSION
If girls keep ^' on using paint the
Our editor "picks 'em young,
way
they do, they 'll have to j oin the
rough
em
,
and
tells
treats
em
noth'
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I wonder how many of us realize what a wonderful profession we ing.
They sell their dressing tables
union.
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have chosen as our life work ? Probably it was for no reason of our own
But—you can't blame
for
scaffolds.
that we choose it—we may have done so to please our parents, or because
s
one born every minas
there
them
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If
a
nation
expects
to
be
ignorant
we couldn 't attend college and decided that normal school is the next
and free in a state of civilization , it ute , and they all must live.—'Froth.
place to be, or maybe we came here just for the sport of it.
style note advises the well-dress- No matter what the reason for our choice , however , the fact remains expects , what never was and never ed Aman
to wear snub-nosed, short
that , in ? being here, we are preparing ourselves to be members of the most |will- be.
vamps
with
his floppy trousers. Yeh,
Thomas Jefferson.
infl uential group of people in our country . A quotation fro m one of j
on
the
arm
!—Froth.
Pros. Coolidge 's speeches may help us to realize how imp ortant teachers j I consider knowledge to be the soul
j of the republic , and as the weak and
are , good teachers with the right ideals. He says in part :
important
parts
j wicked are generally, in alliance , as
"It would be exceedingly difficult to overestimate the
They
exer: much care should be taken to dimindevelopment
of
the
life
of
the
nation.
teachers take in the
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cise their art not on the materials of this world , which pass away, but up- • ish the former as the latter.
John Jay. j
on the human soul , where it will remain through all eternity. It is the ;
teacher that makes the school, that sets its standards , and determines its ;
success or failure. _ _ It is not too much to say that the need of ci- j j iz>«o<cz>o(><^>oi><c^^ a<z^>wcz>|— i
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human welfare is beyond estimation. "
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kind of a contribution shall we make to human welfare , a good one or a J
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SHOES
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THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN.
School without lessons.
Joe Laubach a thin man..
Chicken salad served Wednesday
for dinner (ins tead of beef).
Dormitories without insects.
A da te without a—fig.
A radio without static.
Chapped lips without a reason.
Jimmy Jones withou t a smile.
The girls in the dormitory allowed
the privilege of going and coming
when they please.
Bebo Daniels without n girl.
No Nature Study classes for Juniors.
' Jamie without Marion.
Postum without a reason.
Football boy s without a scratch.
The Newport girls on fourth floor
q uint as mice and forgetting to sing
their nightly dozen songs.
Leo Bennett short.
Gretchen Culver without a smile.

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Having dates in the library.
Friday without fish.
Going to the movies in the afternoon.
Mrs. Holmes forgetting to give
pink pills.
Dancing every night but Wednes- LJ (Kcr>«o<cr>oo<cr>oo<c>C(><rr>co<^LJ J
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Jessie .and Mutt on the ".Puts. "

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BASKET BAIX SCHEDULE 1924-25
Faculty Manager, George Hall, and Student Manager Everett Jameison take pleasure in announcing the following Basket Ball schedule for
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Place
Date
Opponents
Day
Away
, Saturday . January 9
Dickinson College Reserves
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Shippensburg Normal School — Away
January 10
Friday
At Ilome_ Keystone . Academy
Friday
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January- 16
January 17
Open
M Home..
Friday
Home
At
Seminary
January
23
Dickinson
Friday
At Home..
Bellefonte Academy
Friday
.January 24
Away
Open . .— r .
Friday
:
January 30
:_Mansfield
Normal
School
Aw ay
January
31
riday
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Friday
1 February 6
Dickinson College Reserves 2 At Home Away
Stroudsburg Normal School
February 7
Friday
Shippensburgg Normal School At Home -.
'Friday
February 13
Wyoming . Seminary
At Home
Saturday
February 14
Away
February 20
Dickinson Seminary—Saturday
Open
At Home Saturday
'^'u-uary 21.
Away
Bellefonte Academy
February 27
Saturday
Struodsburg
Normal
School
At
Home.—
February
28
Saturday
Away
Keystone
Academy
.larch
6
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Saturday:
Mansfield Normal School
At Home
March 7 .. _~
Saturday
Open
Saturday '
March 13
**) Saturday _
Wy oming Seminary
Away
March 14
Friday and Saturday, March 20 and 21, at Bloomsburg State Norm al
School—High School Basket Ball To ornament
CHAPEL NOTES.
PERSONALS.
Education Week Being Observed.
Many of the students were under
"It was in making Education not the irrpression that there would be
only common to all , but in come cases nothing doing over the week-end becompulsory on all, that the destiny cause the team played away. Girls,
of the Free Republic of America was don 't be among the foolish ones and
practically settled."
go home every time the team has an
American Education Week, which i away game, we have our Saturday
was originated and sponsored by the |Night Dances jt ist the same.
American Legion, has become one of j "Be it ever so humble , there's no
the outstanding National Educational place like home." The following stumovements. It is the contribution dents agreed with the author of that
which the American Legion wishes to statement and spent the week-end at
make toward the advancement of ed- their homes : Sara Murray, Helen
ucation and the elevation of citizen- Pursel, Anne Bryant , Alice Morgan ,
ship.
Mary Curwood , Kenneth VanBuskirk,
. Education Week is being fittingly Anna Geary, Mildred Rentz, and Helobserved in the Normal School this en Rarrnt.t.
week by giving the following interestDean Driscoll, Earl Farley, and
ing programs :
Eddie Schuyler motored to ShippensMonday—Constitution Day, under burg to witness the glorious defeat
the direction of Mr. Brill.
of our gallant gridders.
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" 1. . Its Origin and Formation—
They tell me that Lyle Mather was
Samuel Barrow.
in Berwick over the week-end and
2. Its Rank As a Specimen of that Dorothy Troy was down in CatPolitical Architecture—Inez Winter- awissa. Well girls we hope you eni j oyed yourself.
stein.
3. Its Relation to the Nation as
Gertrude Hildebrand visited in
a Whole—Evert Jamiesoh.
Scranton last week-end.
. ... 5. Its Vital Character—Delma
The strains of "I Don 't Want to
Smith.
Get Well" floated through the halls
Tuesday—Patriotism Day.
last week. We don 't blame you KitThis program was a very interest- ty for feeling so about it, we would
ing Pageant given by the Junior High feel the same if wo were the receipSchool , depicting the Public School ient of such beautiful flowers.
in its present and past stages. The
first part was- the presentation of the
actual work done in the Little Red Elizabeth Marvin.
5. Health For All—Gladys MorSchool House, and the second part
was devoted to the actual work done gan.
in the Junior High School.
Wednesday—School and Teachers' [~|*K3^t)<Z><)(K^><)(K-^!><r^^ 1—I
Day.
Thursday—Illiteracy Day — Miss
Kulp.
1. Illiteracy in the United States
—Genevieve Wilson.
2. Illiteracy a Menace to Our Nation—Pearl Poust.
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Patent Medicine
A
3. War on Illiteracy Waged in the
Mountains of Tennessee—Ida Mittleman.
Ti
Toilet Goods
A
4. Moonlight Schools of Kentucky—Katherine Cox.
Greeting Cards
A
5. The Twiligh t People—Ruth ft
Owens.
' Friday—Physical Education—Un- K
Stationery
A.
der the direction of Mr. Nelson.
1. Playgrounds—Frances
, Daven¦
port.
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2. Sane Athletics For
All—
Mar gar et Fa y'e.
8. Physical Education As a Char108 E. Main St.
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actor Bu il'd er—Laura Doifcrich.
4. Plealth In the Schoolroom—

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1 Eavl Brotherston Stars For Hillsdale.
KAMPUS KLATTER;¦
Earl Brotherston ,, Bloomsburg's
Curious Dock : "Do nuts grow on
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star kicker in football of last year is
trees,-father?"
continuing his good work out there in
Father: "Yes, my daughter."
Dock : "Then what kind of a tree Hillsdale, Michigan. Below is a clipping taken from one Qf the s Dailies of
do doughnuts grow on?"'
Hillsdale : "I
never
could
see
> „ Joe Kleckner :
"Kalamazoo, Nov. 8—Hillsdale
they
call
a
boat
'she'."
why
Jerry Fitzpatrick : "Evidently you College defeated Kalamazao here today for the Blue and White's fifth
never tried to steer one. "
Marian Hart: "I would like to have straight win of .the year, by the score
of 21-7.
a soap. "
"Hillsdale 's superior passing game
Druggist : "Soented or unscented?"
Marian : "Oh, I will take it along." was responsible for all three of her
In the first quarter Prof. . Shortess : "What is a touchdowns.
Borsch threw a long pass to Fairvacuum?"
Derrick : "I have it in my head , but grieve for a 50-yard . gain, and a
touchdown. The pair repeated the
I can't just express it."
Roy Haring: "I'd like to find some same feat in the second quarter.
"Another pass, Dorsch to Altaian,
girl willing to marry me."
Bill Welliver : "Oh—you want one in the second quarter, netted HillsdaleV'third score. Brotherston dropreadv maid. "
Prof. : "Can you tell me what will kicked all three goals. "
happen to gold when it is left uncovered in air?'.' *
George Janell spent the week-end
Roy Troy : "It will be stolen. "
in
Plymouth as the guest of Kenneth .
Stude—(At the bank) : "Give me
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a dollar 's worth of cents. " (Sense).
Banker : "You look as if you need
it."
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I looked down on a plain ,
I saw a lot of green stuff ,
And it looked like waving grain.
I took another look,
And thought it must be grass,
But , goodness ! To my horror ,
is the instinctive charm
It was the Junior Class !

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The world is old, but likes to laugh ,
New jokes are hard to find.
A whole new editorial staff ,
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And I surely know v/e'll have a good
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DORM DOINGS.
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Evelyn Houpt was taken to her
Helen G. Jones, '24, of Ariel, is in Foster Township, Luzerne Coun"
home in Ffackville on Tuesday, suf- teaching grades five and six at .Sterl- ty, Pa.
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^ a B. S. N. S. visi.feririg from a severe attack of rheu- ing, Pa. She was
. Joseph -Zelloe , '26 , is leacnuiK »n
matism. We sinceroly hope that she tor over the past week-end. •
Hazle Township, Luzerne ¦¦ County,
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. will be able to return to us soon.
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Gordon / Laubach, '24, is teaching Pa.
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The girls on long hall, fourth floor , at Benton , Pa.
Edward "Jock" Yost, '22 , of Ringthink that "Marty " Hoover deserves
Morgan , '24 , is teaching in town , is teaching grades seven and
a medal for . bravery in that she came theElias
eight at Roinerton , Sehuylkill CounJunior high school of Hazleton.
* out victorious in the mouse escapade
Phillips, '24 , of Gouldsboro , ty, Pa. "Jock" was a Bloomsburg
Mary
in her room at three o 'clock one is teaching in the primary grades of visitor on Armistice Day.
morning.
Helen Eike , '23, is teaching first
Old Forge.
Why .does Billy Spangenberg preEliakim "Dusty " Painter, '23, is grade in her home town, Ashley, Pa.
fer to spend her Thanksgiving vaca- teaching Latin and English in the
William J. Jones is teaching grade
tion in Scranton rather than in New Vandling, Pa., High School.
five at Edwardsville.
York? Postum !
Joseph Gallagher, '24, is taking life
• Hervey B. Smith, college prep, '22,
News from the Newporters
of Bloomsburg is a Senior in the pre- easy at his home at Tresckow, Pa.
Come one, Come all !
medical department of Lafayette Col- He visited Bloomsburg to see the
Bucknell-B. S/N. S. football game.
To see the Eagles win the ball !
lege.
All alumni are asked to cooperate
is
teaching
at
—at the basket-ball game on
'24,
Ruth Johns,
with this column by sending news of
Wednesday.
Forty Fort , Pa.
Why does Anne Wagner delight in
Walter P. Benninger, '24 , is teach- their doings and whereabouts to the
singing "Charles My Boy?"
ing grades seven and eight at St. alumni editor.
Bloomsbur g, Pa.
Mary O'Brien of Miners Mills, who
If Pearl Sick drank well water Johns, Pa.
Mary Colley, '23, of Bloomsburg, graduated in '23, is now a commerwould she be Pearl Well ? '
teaching fourth grade at Trevor- cial teacher in Pringle High School. ] Capital $60,000
is
One day recently a squirrel looking
Anna Kelly, of Exeter Borough,;
ton.
for nuts chanced into a window on
who
graduated in '23, is now teaching
Dorothy John , '24, is teaching art
Surplus $225,000
fourth floor annex. He found what
in
the
Swoyerville
schools.
Her
sisstreet
in
the
third
street
and
fifth
he sought—nuts. Since then he has
ter, Mary, of the class of '24, is now ,
been trying to get into other rooms. buildings of Bloomsburg.
a teacher in the schools of Old Forge. !
is
teaching
at
Harper
Dodd
,
'24,
I wonder if he is successful in his
Both enjoy very much being called
Wapwallopen
Pa.
,
searches?
Dr. J. J. Brown
j
Michael Evancho, '23, is teaching "school marms."
Wanted :—Special mail service bePresident
tween West Pittston and BloomsM. Milleisen
Famous saying— "Where's my hus- fic at present is too congested , as the j
burg. Peg Killian and Jene Wilson.
girls
who
study
must
also
eat.
V.
Pres.
and Cashier
Cantelope Inn is slipping—No box- band ?"
saying
after
ten
bells;—
Famous
es from Buifalo have been received
Every Saturday evening third floor
S. L. Miller
"Proctor , will you get me a drink?"
this week.
annex is entertained by the "vie"
Asst.. Cashier
Mildred Hausch : "I must have been
We wish the Eagles would do their and Peggy Patrick , who has at last very hungry during last night."
Resources $2,300,000
Three
cheering on the Athletic field instead perfected the radio hop.
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Ellen
Whitehouse
:
"Why?"
cheers for our side ! We win !
of in the dorm.
Mildred : "Oh ! I woke up ju st as I
3 per cent Interest on
Elizabeth Stroh : "I can 't find my was biting into a red apple, which I
Catherine Strine and Ethel Baker
Deposits
are still advertising Milton sausage. sneaks."
later discovered to be the red ink botWhy does Emily Park advertise
Mary Curwood : "What's-th e mat- tle."
Carter's Ink? There 's a reason.
Wonder why everyone cleaned so
ter?"
Why don 't Lyle JMather and Jessie
Elizabeth : "Got a cold in my well last Friday? Maybe they were
Latest Improved Burglar
Zimmerman go to the Library any head."
ambitious.
Proof Vaults.
more? Ask Miss Mason, she knows.
Advance numbers of the Education
Studes are burning lots of midnight
Blotters are coming down—from
Week
program
are
being
given
Safety Deposit Boxes for Rent.
going in ,
transoms, at least. If you don 't be- oil these days. Marks are sad
nightly
by
Kit
Seiger
and
Anne
Brytales !
you know. Oh! these sad,
Largest Bank in the City
lieve it ask Miss Conway.
ant. All those who desire to attend
pep must present for approval one joke
The
Eagles
got
rid
of
a
lot
of
Wanted by fourth floor girls :
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the other evening. They also made from the Ladies ' Home Journal.
Mouse proof waste baskets.
irritating
sore—by
some
throats
Jean Jones will be thankful for
many things at Thanksgiving time; them. But it's all in a life time and I
namely—well—ju st use your imagin- "us girls must have our fun !" Let's;
have some more noise, ye basket ball
ation.
Helen Pursell entertained the fol- champions !
Wanted—A short cut from the anlowing at a birth day party recently :
Marjorie Zehner, Kay Munro , Dot nex to the pressing room. The trafTroy, Jean Jones, and Peggy Griffith.
The most popular songs on fourth
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floor just now is:
"One more week of starvation,
LOUIS BERNHARD, Sr.
And . then we go to the station ;
65 Year of Service
Back to civilization
This stock is always in apple pie order when you
WATCHES , DIAMONDS AND
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come in—but we are perfectly willing that it
JEWELRY
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BlotmiWg, Pa .
Finl Nat. Bank Building
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should look like the Wreck of the Hesperus when
means the "Delay, Linger, and Wait ,"
A
you go out.
especially when there is a "Long " at
the er\d of the line. Never mind ,
Kay, we understand.
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JUNIOR GLEE^GLUB^NE^S^&v ~ AVlast the Junior/ Girls ' Glee Club .
is to make its debut before - the public. This event is to' take place next*
Thursday evening in Chapel. It" jsexpected that the club will put forth . .
every effort to make the evening J a
success and show the Senior warblers that they aren't alone in the race
for recognition. Perhaps after this .' .
the Seniors will sit up and take notice ..,.

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