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INDIANA TO INVADE EDINBORO
DR. CRAWFORD HONORED
Dr. Crawford, President of the
Edinboro State Teachers College,
was chosen Saturday, at Grove
City, as the new president of t^^e
porthwestern section of the Per>nifeylvania Educational Association.
;T-e conference for this year was
held at Grove City last Friday
and Saturday, and • was attended
by 3,000 teachers of northwest-'rn
Pennsylvania. Next year the ses­
sion at which Dr. Crawford is to
preside, will be held at Titusville.

NEW SCHOOL PAPER
TO BE ORGANIZED
President Crawiord recently ap­
pointed a faculty committee to con
sidcr the problem of an unofficial but
representative college newspaper.
The committee has consideredthe
situation and makes the following
comments and recommendations:
Commendable initiative and enter­
prise have been shown by Mr. Hard­
ing and Mr. Cohen in their editing
and publishing of the “College Cur­
few.” The value of the experience
of these young men should be recog­
nized in any future plans. But t; e
paper has been a private enterprise
and has consequently lacked the back­
ing needed by a student paper. We
feel that the preparation of a college
paper is a very valuable extra-curri­
cular activity and that a considerable
number of students should be engag­
ed in its various phases. We also
feel that for a paper to be fully suc­
cessful it must have the backing of
students and faculty and should be
in reality their paper and under their
control. It is, of course, understood
that such a paper would not be of­
ficial in the sense of representing the
college administration or faculty,
have that, like all regular extra-cur­
ricular activities, it should have a
faculty advisor. With this under­
standing we recommend:

UNDEFEATED ELEVEN READY
FOR INVASION OF INDIANA
Tomorrow at 2:30 on College Field
Coach Sox Harrison will pit his un­
defeated Edinboro gridders against
the Scarlet and Gray invasion of In­
diana. The game is the feature of
Homecojping Week and an Edinboro
triumph will go well with the festi­
val plans.
Last year Indiana handed the Har­
rison men 26-0 setback on the downstate gridiron. At the time of that
game Edinboro was in the midst of a
losing streak and as a result offered
but meager opposition for Indiana.
This year the positions are reversed.
Edinboro with two victories to thejr
credit and their goal line uncrossed
is in the favored position. Indiana
•v^as beaten bv'Westchesterffa^f we?';
6-0 and the question at hand is “Can
Indiana come back?”
^In both games played by Edinboro
to date they have proven to be a wall
of water in midfield, but when the
goal line was threatened that wall
turned into cement. If Indiana can
penetrate this mass of concrete they
have an equal chance of winning.
Injuries have played havoc with
Edinboro in their early games, but
all the cripples are expected to be
shape for this game, with the excep­
tion of Karl Wallen. “Chuck” Ar­
nold, halfback, and Ross Kitts, guard.

1. That each of the four organiz­
ed college classes elect three mem­
bers to serve on a board of control
for the remainder of this colleg-e
Football is in full swing through­
yar. A plan for succeeding year.,
out the country and a careful check­
^an be worked out later.
up of the scores for last Saturday
2. That a faculty advisor meet revealed some odd situations.
. egularly with the board' and that he
Notre Dame is on its way to a big
convene the first meeting for or­ year after smashing Drake 62-0.
ganization.
“Hunk” Anderson’s boys have lots
of
power.
3. That the board of control elect
"^he needed staff of editors, business
Pitt had a scare but managed to
.manager, and any others needed to come out with a 18-13 decision with
.conduct the affairs of the paper.
Army. Carnegie Tech, the other
4. That due notice be taken of Pittsburgh luminary, was tied by
Washington and Jefferson 6-6.
;he need for an editorial representa­
Stanford and Southern California
tive each semester among the stud­
continued their merry winning streak
ents doing practice teaching.
and appear to be the cream of the
5. That as soon as possible the coast. ,
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staff thus organized continue the pub­
In the south, Tennessee has an­
lication of the paper.
other classy eleven and on last Sat­
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urday handed their arch rivals, Ala­

are both in good shape and will bol­
ster the local offense.
The starting lineup still remains
problematical, but inclinations podnt
to the following men carrying the
Red and White into the battle: Carl
Beck and Edward Crowe at the ter­
minals, Joe Leson and Larry McCitty, tackles; Gordon Davies and
Warren Dingle, guards, with Sam
Sullivan at the pivot post.
Robert DeNoon will bark the sig­
nals. Howard Rose and Harold Arrowsmith will hold down the half
back positions, with Alex Crevar at
full back.
There is a possibility of William
Holland starting at one
minals and Arnold and Waleski at
the half back posts.
From the above lineup only Leson
and Rose were in the starting lineup
against Indiana last year. Indiana,
on the other hand, will present seven
men who started against Edinboro a
year ago. They have a big, fast line
and a shifty set of running backs.
Their offense is built around a quick
kick formation and short passes over
the line.
With interest at a high pitch, a
record turnout of Edinboro students
and graduates is expected to be on
hand for the game.

FOOTBALL RESULTS

H. Rose, W. Holland, J. Deson.

bama, a 7-3 defeat. Major Neyland
has a real team and a good record.
Among the Teachers Colleges of
Pennsylvania rivalry is intense, with
Edinboro and Westchester the out­
standing elevens. Westchester edg­
ed out Indiana 6-0, Lockhaven wal­
loped Millersburg 18-0, Shippensburg
upset a highly touted East Strouds­
burg eleven 9-0, and Slippery Roclc
took one on the chin 12-0 from Theil, '/
A week ago Indiana scored a
decision over Clarion while Calif
was losing 13-0 to Westminst/^
Slippery Rock tying Grove C'
These scores tend to show
Teachers are rapidly equ
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COLLEGE CURFEW
Owned, edited and published by
M. JOHN HARDING
A. LYMAN COHEN

V CURFEW
THE COLLIE

EDITORIALS

SORROW SCOURGERS

The way to sleep tight: Drink a
After remaining motionless and the fact that they are willing to fight pint of gin before retiring.
quiet all summer, the College Curfew when the occasion demands. Satur­
was lubricated and given a new rope day, Indiana invades the local ground's
Does anybody remember when the
or line, if it is more appropriate— intending to repulse the victory streak
and today the editors applied them­ of Edinboro. Indiana will prove to word “neck” was a noun?
If the 18th amendment is repealed, selves bodily and tactfully to the task be one of the hardest games on the
no doubt the news will be broadcast of sending its reverberations of mirth­ schedule.
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through a nation-wide hiccup.
You are convinced that a unit in
ful news resounding around the camp­
Edinboro Professor: “I’ll wait until'
us. Its existence last year proved battle requires something besides that fellow stops making a fool of
that it is an indespensable factor in their own initiative to urge them on. himself and then I'll begin.”
Numerous fellows that go to the routine of the school. Our presi­ They need support from home, in fact
France for a big time, begin to whoop dent, Dr. Crawford, expressed the they demand it. Indiana’s encroach­
it up at the rail before the ship gets question as to how school spirit could ment can be retrogressed if the foot­
“There’s a fortune in the stocl^
be instilled into the studei{t bod,;^r. ball team is accorded the essential
half way there.
market.”
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We think of no better method of favor. The student body is the means
“I know it. Mine’;# there.”
creating such a characteristic than of rejuvenating a floundering spirit
“Waiter, was this ham cured?’
that offered by words printed by the This spirit has been in a depressing
College Curfew.
state for some time. Give that pe'*“Yes sir, it was.”
“That girl dresses well, doesn’t /
We were interrogated immediately sonality of yours a chance. You
“Well, its had a relapse.”
she?”
after arriving at school about the may be harboring some attribute th tt
“I don’t know, I never watched
appearance of this paper.
Our you are unaware of. C’mon, let’s
her.”
Nice Old Lady: “And where have answers, for a time, were somewhat get savage over the week-end.
you been for these last four years?” indefinite, but now you have your re­
Dr. Crawford’s idea in relation to
College Man; “Away at school, tak sponse. Our irresolute attitude was
Two old maids were talking about
caused by several factors that threat­ the alteration of present class or­
ing medicine/’
men.
ened
to
suspend
the
paper
last
year.
ganizations
promises
to
integrate
the
Nice Old Lady: “Oh, your poor
“What do you want most in a husb­
boy! And did you finally get well?” Lack of support is a hindrance to a students and develop a much better and,” asked one, “brains, money or
publication. Extensive circulation organiz'ed system of class units. With
determines the stability of any pro- four distinct structures the disposal of appearance?”
“Appearance,” answered the other,
duct of 4Jie-^esa—.JLoteresL.in., theJ class business and problems will reDefinition of rhubarb: Celery with Curfew was not absent. The chief ceive more attention. Incoherency ‘land the sooner thr6.-betten/'r
disadvantage was discovered to be was noticeable in class meetings last
low blood pressure.
the purchasing of one' paper by groups year. Freshman, sophomore, junior
TraflBc Cop: “Hey, this street is for
If you will refrain from this practice and senior groups were divided into
and buy a copy individually, then the many different systems. The art traffic going one wtay. Can’t you
'■ Statistics show that Los Angeles
future of the Curfew will be greatly school demanded privacy. The junior read?”
'"has 50,000 cows. “Huh! Some of
Motorist: “Well, I am going one
enhanced.
high school group maintained their
them are in the movies.”
The students of recent enrollment, own following. The intermediate de­ way, ain’t I?”
perhaps, have not been introduced to partment demanded a class of their
the policies and principles advocated own. With this condition prevailing
“I’m in an awfulj^fix,’' whispered
Counsel: “Was the prisoner sober?’ by this sheet. We laud the truth and it is no wonder that very few events
Witness: “No sir, he was as drunk denounce fallacies. We endeavor to occurred last school year. Too many one college student to another during
present incidents of the past, present small social ‘groups tend to inhibit the course of an exam. “I’ve spelled
as a judge.”
Dr. Crawford sug professor with two ’fs and I don’t
Judge: “You mean drunk as a and future that will be more interst­ advancement.
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and
entertaining
than
any
other
gests
that
each
class, regardless of know which one to cross out.”
lord.”
source
could
afford.
We
attempt
to
what
departments,
form
a
more
com­
Witness: “Yes, my lord.”
brand a sociable spirit in every stud­ pact unit. Four active groups with
ent and a feeling of love and loyalty sufficient strength to warrant pro­
“I get more kick out of playing
to school and faculty that is the habit ficient results.
bridge opposite my wife,” said the
Hi Whiffenpuff always called a of genuine scholars. We plead for
man as he rubbed his shins.
spade a spade until he dropped it on your cooperation and guarantee you
The
reconstruction
work
just
com­
his pet corn the other day while dig­ satisfaction in return. Thank you.
pleted in the main building provides ment and its stability is somewhat
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the school with an improved appear­ weak. We asknowledge the fact chat
He took up the broken sword of ance. Externally, the project is not immediate action is impossible out if
last season and is leading his cohorts noticeable. The improvement, in­ a reconstruction program does be­
Most people are so near-sighted to a series of victories and, eventual­ ternally, arrived some time after it come a reality. Music Hall should get
they can’t read the handwriting on ly, a successful campaign. General was actually needed. Several people first attention.
the wall until they have their backs “Sox” Harrison is the gentleman 1 voice the opinion that the buildings
to it.—Judge.
speak of. Last season he accepted around the campus detract from its NEW SCHOOL PAPER
one defeat after another. He offered general appearance. We ar6 onposTO BE ORGANIZED
no excuses. The only bit of consola­ ed to this belief. Even though the
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structures have celebrated numerous
“What three parts IS a woman tion he received was the victory over
6. That each class and each
anniversaries they seem to impress
Slippery
Rock
at
the
close
of
the
sea­
divided into?”
college organization be urged to pro­
“The intelligent, the beautiful ard son. This season he has met and visitors with their age. Age is at­
tractive if given proper thought. O'.e mote fully the best interests of the
conquered
Allegheny
and
California.
the majority.”—Radio.
His misfortunes of last year have de­ building, however, that stands on the paper.
W. VERNE ZAHNISER
parted and his men are in the midst grounds should be dispensed with as
FRANK LaBOUNTY
of a splendid record. He is in charge soon as possible. That building is
E. LEIGH MUDGE
Simile: As hard as trying to thread of an indomitable group of gladiators Music Hall. It serves as a problem
. Committee.
needle with a rope.
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MILDRED STEVICK HEADS W. A. A.
ALLEGHENY AND
CALIFORNIA FALL
On October 8 a big- alligator stalk. ed out on Montgomery Field in Meadville to swallow an under rated Edinboro 'eleven. The alligator develop­
ed lockjaw and not ony failed to get
its anticipated food but in turn was
spanked. The mighty ’gator attacked
e^'ariy, but its sting was harmless.
Edinboro, on the other hand, parried
the blows and then in the closing
mom..nts ' of the game they jabbed
their way to a 7-0 victory. The Alle­
gheny eleven that had tasted but one
defeat in 1931 had equalled its rec­
ord, At Meadville they are feeding
their ’gators raw meat so that they
will be tough when they come to Ed­
inboro in '33. It also marked the
first defeat of a Tippin-coached eleven
at the Methodist school.
The following week the “Aviators,”
as we shall call Edinboro from now
on, again.took to the air and glided
to a 6-0 victory over California. Last
year Edinboyo alsjo scored six pqints
'a^mst~feaIifomia but to our dismay
the downstate eleven had seven. First
a high pass to “Towering’ ’Bill Hol­
land, then a pass to Arrowsmith and
the 1981 defe^ had been avenged.
LookinsriSQk over the two games
we find that in the • Allegheny game
we got six first downs as compared
to nine for the ’gators and then at
California we got three while the op­
position had seven. Yet we have a
gT^nd total of thirteen points while
our goal line is uncrossed. That
^ows one big point, Edinboro can
score with a single break. It is this
type of football that is the most suc­
cessful and the kind of football that’s
going to give Edinboro'a clean slate
this year. Go at ’em, boys, the
school’s behind yjou.

CAMPUS CAPERS
As this column is written we are '—You don’t possess an inferiority
havink typical Edinboro weather— complex, do you—Turtle Creek is
rain, rain and more rain—Who is the batting for Alliquippa this year—
girl seen being escorted by John Duncan for Johns—Oliver’s food dis­
Mifkovic of football fame—Jim Bar­
pensary is attacked each day by Hadber has a permanent--! mean perman-,
ent blush—Dot Wallingren stutters lock, Deimel and the Jack Cunning­
when she laughs, and she says that ham—A contrib says that Massa and
half the school is missing when Eddie Beck are inferior to Lindgren and
isn’t about—Jeffords and Southern- Shumacher—Sid Reichbaum anxious­
are the latest promenaders—Romayne ly awaits letters from Bernice and
Billings is in Erie more than she is in Maxine—Dave Yuvelier says he’s go­
Edinboro—Donna Marie Hall has a ing to cop one of them because two
giggle all of her own—Willy Holand are too many for little Sidney—
had quite the wings on hist heels in Georgife Breen will cease commuting
Shakespeare the other day—how shortly—Arch Young is president of
about it, Karl (Shakespeare) Wallen the Hill Tavern Cowboys—Kiyek is
—Trostmiller and Howland—nuf sed first lieutenant—Helen the waitress
—Hamilton’s open air chariot is far at Gee Vee’s, is tempermental—
different from the chariots of Phar- “Dunkem” is a fascinating game and
oah—Wonder when the library will far less dangerous than ping pong—
be moved—my dneing is suffering— I still don’t know which of the Novak
The chapel programs this year are bqys is the brighter—The shortest
more interesting and diversified than name in the school is Ow—Bill Crunthose of la»fc-year—^Marylyn WtjpdJ^" f^|ck‘
''am I,
burn still remains the queen of the Bill—This paper looks like the rogues
commuters—Lydia Huff is just as gallery—Mr. McConnell has me well
bright as brother Willy-—John Toff drilled on the 4 “K’s”—Well’ there’s
and this Lossie girl are—Vic Dono­ only 34 more days to Thanksgiving
van is still open—Then there’s the —Talking about turkey gets me
girl named Holt, first name’s Ruth, hungry, so farewell as I relieve my
who asked us not to write about her hunger.

“SOX”

SAYINGS WORTH WHILE
TO LEARN
Many civilizations other than our
own have achieved things of genuine
and unique'worth.—Goldenweiser.
History knows no people of unmix­
ed blood. Doubtless the Indo-Euro­
peans in their common home were of
various stocks—G. W. Botsford.

STAR ATHLETE
GIVEN HONORS
Mildred Stevick, junior in the art
department, is the new W. A. A.
president. Mildred, or “gtev,” as she
is better known about the campus. Is
an ideal leader. A girl with ability
who has a personality that is of the
highest standard, a true, leader, a
fine sport, and a loyal Edinboroite.
She is a cracker jack hockey p ayer
and one of the finest netters in the
school. At tennis she has no equal
in Edinboro. We of the “Curfew”
join hands with the s6hool in wishing
Miss. Stevick and the W. A. A. the
best luck for the coming year.
On October l2 the “A” hockey
teams of the Phi’s and Delta’s played
to a 3-3 tie. The game was hard
fought and replete with thrills.
The remainder of the fall sports
schedule as announced.^bY MissJ.RuUl*(
is as followsltr ^ "Oct. 19—Volley Ball
Oct. 26—Hockey, “B” Teams
Nov. 1—Hockey, “A” Teams
Nov. 2—Newcomb
Nov. 3—Hockey, “B” Teams
Following these Phi-Delta contests
will come the inter-class hockey
championship. It is in the interclass conflicts that the keenest rivalry
is exhibited. Their schedule is:
Nov. 7-—Juniors and Seniors
Nov. 8—Freshmen and Sophomores
Nov. 9—Losers
Nov. 10—Winners (for title)
With the above named battles on
card for the coming weeks, W. A. A.
activities will be in full swing. Miss.
Ruttle is highly pleased that the W.
A. A. is in for a big year. Go to it.
W'^e’re for you 100 per cent.

Life Js a series of situations and a
corresponding series of responses to
these situations.

When all treasure is tried. Truth is
There the sons of Athens set, the
stone that freedom stands on yet— the best.—The Visions of Piers the
Ploughman.
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Prof. H. Sackett, whose smile is
one of the bright spots of the college.
Howard Jones, Southern California
coach, says, “As a general rule I do
not believe it is a good idea for small
colleges to go on taking a beating
year fter year from big institutions.
the small j;ollege is in
gbdl physical condition '^l!hefe should
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values, organization, memorization,
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Greetings, salutations and the top
of the morning, wherever that is.
After partaking of a very inactive
sojourn during the summer I am well
prepared to burn the candle at both
ends. Now if you will cross your
legs and breath easily I will tell you
what is living and moving behind your
backs—J. A. M., the letters that adorn
the peak of the College Chatter
column in the local newspaper belong
to a lad who was christened Joseph
Aloysius by a happy Massa relation,
twenty-one years ago in Warren, Pa.
—Joseph’s words seem to have re-in­
carnated The Independent—Lawrence
Mc-Vitty expresses the opinion that
Roberta Strohmeyer conveys her body
about the campus superior to other
cosmetic consumers—Lingenfelter’s
presence, after a tardy arrival, in­
creases the hospitality around the
reservation—Bill Holland is the boy
that puts the flag up in front of the
main building when the ropes are
tangled—Winnie McCarthy never
changes and we admire that quality—
Live spelled backwards is evil—Did
you ever happen to think that it was
a little apple that caused all the mis­
fortunes
like a Greek god ^th hfs arm obscur­
ed. The majority of these Grecian
idols were minus some part of their
anatomy—Sid Reichbaum is tackling
too hard again. Wallen’s arm is dis­
located—Guy Bernardo has a lacer^
ed lip and Howie Rose’s stomach is
entirely upset—Thoughtful mothers
are busy packing red flannels so that
Hy, Cy and Archie won’t have to
spehd money fori mustard plasters
The practice, adopted by some of the
girls in sGhool, of informing the Erie
newspapers that they spent the week­
end with their parents in Erie, makes
me ache—Last year, up at Culbrtson
Stables, I engineered a capricious
caper on Paul Hamilton! He hfid
just given me my horse and I ex­
claimed, “This horse has money in its
mouth.” “Your wits are slightly
entangled,” enunciated Hamilton.
“Well, the nag has two bits in his
mouth,” retorted the alert me.
Whereupon Paul immediately began
searching for the needle in the hay
stack—^John Leamy, the blonde lad
that commutes with Roland Durst, is
a transfer student from the Univer­
sity of Pittsburgh branch in Erie. He
had many important credits slashed
from his record because of the change
^If the Lord had not taken a rib
from Adam to make Eve, Rdland
Durst would have been a hermit—
Notice the patch over Miss Cummings’
eye? And they say hockey is a
softies game—Additions like Crunick,
of Cannonsburg, are always welcome

in my album of friends—Some fel­
lows don’t have to remove their shoes
to proclaim their sox appeal—Mischler and Fobes, two football players,
address their mail to Albion, Pa.—
The freshman girl that accepted the
welcome n chapel not long ago made
another address at the freshman re­
ception in the M. E. church—Teach­
ers like McConnell, Barrett, Sackett
and LaBounty keep the student sui­
cide list low—Miss Sullivan’s appear­
ance, after an extended streak of
illness, makes old Mu-ic Hall shake
with enthusiasm—Karl Wallen talks
:o slow that he starts to say his pray­
ers at dinner time so that he loses no
deep—Duncan’s tongue femokes if he
doesn't rest between sentences—
Monte Scott typifies Duncan. They
both try to: make the last words beat
the first exclamations while talking—
Carl Reppert takes very good care of
his push-cart for he tells me that he
desires his baby to be a chip off the
old block—Went to see “Grand Hotel’
and ever since I have a misanthropic
feeling. The entire show was ruin­
ed because of the continual stream of
patrons that tramped in and out of
pepped on
corns. Corpulent women plung­
ed into their seats and began tq talk
about the bargains they had received.
Little children asked if Wallace
Beery was Babe Ruth. Young girls
expressed their dislike of Greta Gar­
bo. Joan Crawford’s lips were too
big. One spiart woman didn’t have
room enough to remove her coat while
in the aisle. She waited until she
was seated and then wrestled with it
until I almost lost control of mysplf
—Yes, the Liberty is not the only bell
that is cracked—Norman Goodwin’s
appendix is in Meadville and he is in
Edihboro. Treacherous organ, isn’t
it. Norm?—Ruth Parsons corrobor­
ates the statement that gentFemen
prefer blondes—The sky is not the
only placq, that stars fall. It shares
the distinction with Hollywood—
George Yochim says that a headache
is a stomache that has lost its ballast
—Sammy Sullivan was told that a
vegetarian is somebody that works in
a slaughter house—Paul Rose, the
freshman, worked in an undertaking
establishment before he came to Ed.nboro—Vernon VanHorn still thinks
Edna McGorry is the ninth wonder of
the world—We admire Miss Kunkel
as a shepherdess. She doesn’t lose
many of her sheep—I am not inde­
fatigable so I procrastinate this
column until the next time—Watch
j-our step and you will avoid reveal­
ing your feelings.
Learning is the modification of be­
havior iu the light of experience.

Assistant Coach H. W. McNees.
Education is the 4)rocess of stimu­
lating in the learning such experi­
ences as Will enable him to make the
right response to each successive sit­
uation in life.
A democracy is a social order in
which every citizen has an equal op­
portunity to attain, to appreciate, to
use, and to share with others the fin­
est values, material and spiritual,; a^d
is actively, persistently, and pur f ,
fully engaged in sUefa ‘ attabail.tnV'
appreciation, usage, and sharing.
Know then thyself; presume not Gad
to scan;
The proper study of mankind is ma
—Pope

E pericnce is all that happens
consciousness.

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