American Na tional Local Team Loses Hooray ! Sp ooks
M. T. Yamamoto
Sp eaks in Chapel
To Wyoming
and Goblins
Education Week
The National Education Association
in conjunction with the American Legion have designated the week beginning November 7 and ending November
13 as American Education Week. The
purpose of American Education Week,
is to acquaint the public with the actual work of the schools, their ideals,
their achievements, and their needs.
Following the example of the United
States, the World Federation of Education Associations at its recent Toronto meeting recommended that Education Week be observed throughout
the nations of the world.
The Journal of the National Education Association states that American
Education Week should mean—"For
every child—appreciation of his obligation to match the privilege of free
schooling with good spirit and hearty
endeavor. For every teacher—A new
and challenging call to serve the children of this generation and to work
on the problems of the profession.
For every parent—Fuller understanding of the great adventure of parenthood; its duties, privileges, and opportunities, more especially its part in
the education of children. For every
citizen—Intelligent faith in the public
school as our greatest collective en
terprise, the foundation of our liberties, the protector of the achievements
of our glorious past, and the promise
of fuller life for tomorrow."
Each day of American Education
Week has been designated for observation in a particular way : Monday is
"Health Day "; Tuesday, "Home and
S c h o o l Day "; Wednesday, "Know
Your School Day "; Thursday, "School
Opportunitf Day "; Friday, "Armistice
a n d Citizenship Day"; Saturday,
"For God and Country Day."
The American Education Association and the American Legion are asking the American people during the
coming week to renew their faith in
the effectiveness of education in a
democracy. All communities throughout the United States are expected
through public meetings and visits to
public schools to become interested In
public education ,
On Monday Education Week will bo

The local gridders wearing the Maroon and Gold were overwhelmed by a
much heavier and more experienced
team representing Wyoming Seminary
Due to the fact that there aren't
enough men out for football, to fill in
the ranks, many of the regulars have
been forced to play throughout the
whole season with sustained inj uries.
This was hardly realized before our
boys played Wyoming when nearly all
the boys in the line-up had some injury or other. The team was without
the service of Kellar, who was inj ure d
in the West Chester game ; Kraynack
who had been forced out of the Keystone game with a bruised shoulder,
and Matthews who was forced out of
the game after the first few minutes
of play .
In the first few seconds a Wyoming
end blocked one of Strauser's punts
and raced over the goal line for their
first touchdown. The next score came
near the end of the firs t quarter when
one of Wyoming's powerful backs raced
fifteen • yards for the second touchdown. Again Brominski made the extra point. The quarter ended with the
score Bloomsburg 0—Wyoming 14.
• Wyoming scored thirteen points in
;he second quarter and fourteen more
in the second half. The game ended
,vlth the score fo.ty to nothing in fa/or of Wyoming.
Brrminskl started for Wyoming and
Jones u nd Zimmerman were the stars
for Bloomsburg.
Tom Welsko and Nick Polaneczky,
attended the Luzerne County Teachers Institute of which they had been
former members.
discussed in chapel and "Armistice
and Citizenship Day " will be discussed by Reverend Hiestand on Friday in chapel.
There Is no better way of enlistin g
t h e interest of sch ool patrons th an to
show what the schools are actually
doing. With this thought in mind
all parents of children In the Teachers College Training School are invited to visit the school some timo
during American Education Week.

Ahoy ! And all hail ! Everyone certainly was on the main deck for our
glori ous Hallowe'en Party ! And weren't we all just as anxious as we could
be to interpret some of the mysteries
of tfte party that have been hanging
over us like a phantom like obj ect, for
all these past days ! Mysteries they
certainly were—and some more th'an
ccean deep! But some old soothsayer,
a wee bit wiser than any of us can
hope to be, has said that the ocean is
only as deep as it has a mind to be —
but on the strength of that—and the
enshrouding mystery—it surely must
have had a mind to be "purrty deep"'!
But it wasn't oceans we were talking
about—let's see—why, yes, it was parties—but what a connection ! Whoever
heard of having a party in the ocean?
But on with the party ! The tables
in the dining room were most attractively decorated in all the oranges and
greens and blacks that the dyers of the
country have been able to invent ! And
a pretty sigh t it was! Dame Nature
also had a hand in the novelty of the
dining room decoration , and here and
there, the good-hearted and kind dame
provided tablecloths and streamers of
her red and golden leaves. Whatever
would we do, if Nature hadn't endowed
us with these wonderful things !
Just after the meal In the dining
room was" begun, there was a great
commotion from both ends of the room.
The astonished food-partakers fixed
their eyes on the queerest bunches of
humanity that have ever been seen.
We can't tell who they were, but they
seemed to have lost something, for each
of the farmer boys—our entrantees—
were rubbing dirty fists into equally
dirty faces and eyes. They were dressed
in the usual costume of a farmer boy
—and their patched overalls added
much to the "scenery" of the occasion.
There was another great shout—and
in walked the queerest cow ! If you will
believe it, his legs looked absolutely
like the legs of some of our own college boys ! But, of course, since it is
impossible for any cow to have human
legs, wo just stared and stared, and decided that there must have been a mixContinued on Page 8

We are very fortunate in having M.
T. Yamamoto, an American correspondent for a Japanese newspaper,
and who has done two years graduate
work at the University of Pittsburgh,
speak in Chapel on Monday. TTis subj ect was American-Japanese relations.
The first point considered was that
of National Defence. National Defence
has always been considered a matter
of necessity. People look with pride on
an army or a navy, and soldiers and
sailors everywhere are honored. This
idea is very good so long as it does not
influence the peace existing between
two nations. The present idea of Nationalism is a great menace to peace.' It
is tarnished by narrow pride and love
of power. Aviation should be encouraged, not to destroy life, but as a service to transportation and communication. Business must be protected, but
not in a selfish manner. The spirit
of the Washington Conference was
against Naval competition. In Japan
one-third of the taxes are spent for
National Defence. This is bound to
bring dissatisfaction among the Japanese people. After the Conference, Japan not only reduced her expenditures
on ships and armaments, but in her
public school text books every article
which would cause unkindly feelings
against another nation were removed.
When Japan was suffering from a
terrible earth quake, America sent $11,000,000 or twice the amount asked for.
This led the Japanese to believe that
we considered them as our brothers
and friends, Shortly after this America passed some laws restricting Japanese immigration to this country. Japan was hurt by this, not so much
because they could not come here, but
because of the method used In forbidding them to come,
From an economic point of view Japan and the United States must remain friends. In 1924 we bought from
Japan $707,000,000 worth of produce.
In return Japan is the best customer
America has in the Pacific. Japan
must feed her ever increasing population , and she can do this only as long
as her industries continue to enlarge.
Site needs and appreciates us in this
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DORMITORY

IN. NEED OF IRONS

There is always a great rush on
fourth floor in the Press Room because there are no other irons in the
dormitory. Yesterday between two
and six o'clock there were so many
girls in the press room that you
could hardly move around. We think
this can be easily remedied by replacing new irons and we are sure
that the girls will take care of these.
HALLOWE 'EN PART Y

The students of the school certainly were surprised when they saw the
different booths and the decorations
in the gym. They couldn't imagine
when it all happened. It was done by
the Camp Fire Girls. What a wonderful organization it must be. The
girls certainly have the "get up " in
them that they should have. North
Hall orchestra was greatly appreciated also. They are improving very
rapidly. We were all glad to see every member of the faculty present.

MR. WINTERSTEEN

LECTURES ON BOLI V IA

MR. M. T. YAMAMOTO SPEAKS IN

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NEXT WEEK CHAPEL PROGRAM

Mr. Wintersteen , a former Columbia
Countian, who has just returned from
Bolivia after spending five years there,
gave an interesting talk before chapel
last week. Mr. Wintersteeen was a
missionary in Bolivia and because of
this connection . had many contacts
with the uncivilized peoples there. He
stated that the people are of a mixed
Indian and Spanish blood and are almost devoid of modern civilization.
Mr. Wintersteen spoke interestingly
of the native costumes in vogue there.
He said that all occupations include
ing agriculture are at their lowest ebb.
In concluding Mr. Wintersteen stated
that the missonary work presented an
appeal to all young enterprising men
and women.
The talk was sponsored by the Geographic Society which is making
rapid strides under the able faculty
advisorship of Dr. H. Harrison Russell.

Monday, Nov. 7—Education WeekMr. Rhodes.
Wednesday, Nov. 9—Current Literature Club (Miss Shaw).
Friday, Nov. 11—Armistice Day—
Mr. Nelson.

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RENEWED ACQUAINTANCES
Esther M. Welker, Class of 1927, of
Bloomsburg, Penn., teaching at Hershey, Penna., third grade, spent a few
hours at school Friday,
Lena Van Horn, class of '27, of
Rohrsburg, Penn., is teaching at Herr.h ey, Penna., departmental work in
the fifth grade, paid a visit to her
Alma mater.
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respect.
Peace encourages the progress of
mankind, which depends on better human relations and a feeling of understanding. Japan and America need to
be friends, to have a complete understanding, not only about armaments,
but in spirits, character, hopes, and
ambitions. The most effective way to
do this is through our five great institutions: The home, the church, the
state, business life, and the school. The
foundation of a nation depends upon
the attitudes, ideas, and ideals formed
and carried out in these institutions.
And so in our relations with and concerning Japan we should at all times
encourage the best possible understanding.

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Anna Kelley, Class of '23. spent last
week at the college meeting her former classmates.

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Andrew Furman , of NorthumberVital: "Got a two cent stamp?"
land, visited his former pals at North
Third Floor has been made into a ;
Regan : "What are you going to do,
Hall. Andy is now teaching at Leek
second Mt. Olympus for Girl's Footplay post office?"
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ball. The girls are playing hard and
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will soon be in the pink of condition i
to play the boy's varsity. All girls
fall.
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Last Saturday evening a surprise
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Stiver in suite 219. The evening was- Wyoming. We met a goodly number of
ON A HILL-TOP
spent in playing bridge and dancing. our last year's class after the game.
I shall come with the setting of the High lights of the Keystone Academy
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Arthur Jenkins B. S. made a hurgame were dramatized and a "bullsun
To the folk in the town
fight" oftthe old school was staged. A ried visit to North Hall while on his ];
Back to the house with the little blue collegiate version of the "Vanities " wasi way to Catawissa, where his warriors •i i
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presented and encored again and I met the Catawissa High School team.
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OUR LITERARY DEPARTMENT
"THE VILLAGE"
Of all the stores in the world, from
the exclusive Shoppes of Fifth Avenue to the grocer on the corner, there
is none which holds so much genuine
interest for me as does the little Bohemian Art shop of Greenwich Village. To the lover of romance, its
mystifying atmosphere and historybTn'i possessions present many possibilities.

SHORT STORY
In our little house of white stone
The gay fires have grown cold;
There's dust upon the mantel-piece
Where sits the ship of gold.
The colored rooms are silent now
That laughed to hear you tread .
Things that were so brilliant there
Are grey, and drear, and dead.
The little wind-bells made of glass
Above our bright door way
That used to sing with every breeze
In broken pieces lay.
T'd dust the little mantel-piece
And shine the ship ef geld
If you could come across the world
And light the fires grown cold.
I'd sweep the broken wind-bells up
And paint the old door-way
If you could come and be the same
A.s you were yesterday.
Now, olden lovers know too well
That cold fires can be lighted
But on e ca n nevermore rev ive
Two hearts that have been blighted.
—By Norcia

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The baby ducks and I went out
To play in the rain-pools.
We splashed with glee in the shallow
puddles
Until one duckling found a deeper pool
To fall into headlong.
His yellow down dripped with water.
Laughing and scolding I helped him
out
And planted myself a foot on each
bank
Oyer the rain-poo],
I was a mighty Atlas herding pigmy
ducks."
—CLEMENTINE F.

One needs but to turn from Washington Square into the Village's well
known Fourth Street and walk west
for a block or so and he will come to
several of these tiny stores. One may
well wonder where lies any beauty or
romance in these surrounding, f or the
street is narrow and dirty, and except
fir a few window boxes with bright
INTERPRETATION
flowers, it is as drab here as a cloudy
I knew how softly she would talk ;
day.
I
watched the rhythm of her walk.
Our eyes catches a sign—"The La
I found the movement of her feet
Boheme Art Shop"—beautiful letters
Suggesting things that she would meet.
painted on a gracefully cut palette.
I
heard the whispers of her toes
Let us enter this tiny haunt with its
Saying: "This is how her fancy goes."
small, dirty show case and unappealI knew how softly she would talk;
ing entrance. One almost hesitates
UKE CLUB TO BE ORGANIZED
I watched the rhythm of her walk.
over t h e pro babl e outcome of enter in g
such a place. Surely the few trinkets
—OLIVER L.
we have seen in the little window are
All girls interested in forming a
no inducement. No, it is an indescri- "Y. W." Uke Club, please hand their
bable urge of something more than rames to Betty Roberts.
STAR-NAMED
curiosity that leads us on.
I whispered your name to the Moon
£s we come through the door into thrown a handful of rings from cheap
^"t the Moon tipped over and spilled
the shop, t h e contrast of th e glar in g I sterling silver rings to valuable rings
it,
sunlight outside and the dim , dark ; of gold.
For
it hune like a bowl in the sky
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interior is so great as to blind us for ; In another corner stand several char- . Tinned downward just a bit,
p moment. We become gradually concoal sketches roughly done, and mark- : And so your name fell back to me
scious of musty odors and thick dust, ! ed with incredible prices. On high 'Twas poured along the Milky Way.
wMle the dim outlines we first per- j shelves all around the room are set As it fell it caught a star
ceived are taking shape. We find beautiful vases of every description , And brought it down to stay.
ourselves confronted by the proprie- and we see, standing mournfully at the
—MARGARET UNBEWUST
tor , who cordially invites us to look side of a four poster bed. a tall , digniaround.
fied grandfather's clock whose many
He is all we expect him to be , a thin, mar k s an d scratch es tell an interestin g
LULLABY
pale person, ill dressed , giving an im- story.

pression of the careless Bohemian.
Starved and wan as he looks , his eyes
are the eyes of an artist—dark and
burning. A dab of color on his blouse
confirms the idea.
Let us turn to the store. We see a
strange assortment of curios, and odds
and ends, gathered from goodness
knows where. There is everything from
old Dutch plates to gems of value. To
one side we see a small Egyptian prayor rug thrown carelessly by the side of
a cheap gaudy silk scarf. In a corner
reclines a smiling French doll, her
dainty head caressing a rare old brass
andiron, In a glass covered case we
catch the sparkle of various colored
stones and Jewels, while on the top,
with no thought of arrangement, aro

POPLARS

Wide spaced and fair,
The shining poplar trees
• Uphold their sunlit hands,
j And clapping, try to tease
Into their trembling grasp
The silly clouds that sail
Beyond
their fartherest reach.
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At dusk they hold
The fog-drifts tight,
And tremble on
Through fragile night
To think they've caugh t
The ghosts of daytime clouds.
—F.VJS. .

THE RAIN

Don't you love the rain
As it pours, as it pours,
And all the dripping world out of
doors
Lies steaming, lies dreaming?
Hear it drip and drop from the eaves.
Hear it pitter, patter on the leaves.
See th e gutters toss an d f oam
With their load of sandy loam
Hurrying , hurrying towards their
home
In the sea.
How it p ours, how it dashes,
How it swoops and whirls and splashes
It's a slashing, dashing, splashing
Autumn Rain.
Little Water sprites are out ,
Dancing, prancing all about,
Hear them sing and laugh and shout
In the rain.

PARTY HELD IN HONOR OF GUEST

A party was held in Rooms 454 and
455 last Saturday evening In honor of
,
After one last look we purchase a
Miss Alice C. Langton who is teaching
few trinkets and make our exit. This By-low, my dearie
handwriting in New Philadelphia. A
The wind is asleep.
time, as we step into the sunlight , it
palatable luncheon was served and enseems more cheerful. We see, in the The night sounds are hushed,
j oyed by all. The following program
odd buildings across the way—"The The cr.ickets don 't cheep,
And one little star peeps out of the was rendered : Solo by Catherine JohnPepper Pot", "The Sign of the Parsky.
rot ," and many others—a possibility of
son, Reading by Anna Turl, Recitation
gay dining rooms and exciting events. By-low , my dear , 'tis a good fairy 's by Sue Potochny. Selection of jokes by
. eye.
As we walk down the street we feel in
Roy KUvpps. Various versions of the
our hearts, unless we are most unemoBlack Bottom by Mary Katolick and
By-low,
my
baby,
the birds in the Adeline Yannes. Banj o solo by Martional people, the strange thrill of
nest
knowledge that the artist we see at the
i guerite Minniok, Miss Langton enterCuddle to sleep neath the mother tained the girls by giving a demonstrawindow there .in the attic, and the disbird's breast.
heveled musician at his piano in that
tion of a handwriting lesson. Those
lowly basement, may be those masters . The flowers are sleeping all crys- present were: Alice O. Langton, Anna
talled with dew,
who live unknown today and die to1 Turl , Sue Potochny, Catherine Johnson,
By-low,
my
dear,
olose your baby Mary Kotallck, Adeline Yannes, Josmorrow that their work may gain imeyes too.
mortality.
ephine Dobrowolski, Hannah Pelfer
—RUTH BAXTER
—Margaret Horn j and Marguerite Minniok.

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When a school has a winning football team, the spirit of that school is
It is a well known fact that, alOrchestra—Monday—4:10 P. M.
high
;
but
when
the
team
happens
to
the rubber crop in Africa and
though
THOMAS WI3L.SKO
i Mixed Chorus—Tuesday—4:15 P. M.
Kditor-in-Cliief
lose some of its games, then the en- the Philippines may not be so lasting,
Girls Glee Club—Wednesday—4: 15
F R A N C I S A. McHUGH
thusiasm dies. It is an easy matter to the crop in the region of Brazil or the
P. M.
Business Manager
burst with enthusiasm over a thing Amazon Valley is almost unlimited.
Double Quartette—Friday—4:15 P.
KDITORTAL, STAFF
which everyone is talking about. It is
It is reported that Henry Ford and M.
Sterling Straussei*
an easy matter to follow the crowd in his son Edsel, have put in a claim for
Kay Hawkins
Dramatic Club—Thursday—4:15 P.
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W. R. Yeager
worshipping a star team. But, is it any a large tract of land, probably three
Kuth Baxter
harder to be enthusiastic over a losing or four million acres, in the State of M.
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Marjorie Orr
Practical Arts—Friday—4: 15 P. M.
team?
Miltoj nv Bolen
Para in Brazil. Most of the land is
Rural Life—Monday—4:15 P. M.
Helen Leininger
At several of the games ^played . at virgin jungle, and to develop it means
; | Kleanor Sands
Current Literature Club—Wednes- ,
Anna Turri
Mt.
Olympus
only
a
handful
of
stu,
establishing
such
as
a
lot
of
work
Warren
I'ennington
;
day—4:15 P. M.
A r m a n d Keller
dents appeared to help the boys along sanitary settlements for the workers.
Thomas R Merrick
Clothing Club—Monday—4:15 P. M.
Kenneth Yocum
in
their
efforts
to
win.
The
spirit
of
in
the
working
Harvey
Firestone
is
Betty Roberts
Y. W. C. A.—Wednesday—6:45 P. M.
the crowd inoculates the men on the territory of Liberia to grow rubber ,
BUSINESS STAFF
Current Events—Tuesday 5:15 P. M.
gridiron and they fight as hard as we while Ford i§ in South America. These
Jack Fortner
First Aid=-Thursday—4:15 P. M.
Casimer Wadas
want them to. If we don't seem to care two are among the greatest users of
Roland Lavelle
Campfire Club—Friday 4:15 P. M.
whether or not we won why should rubber in the world. It is hoped that
Marcella Lipski
Mary Kershaw
Sketch Club—Friday 4:15 P. M.
the members of the team care? They their ventures will be successful.
Mildred Rehm
Children Lit. Club—Tuesday—4:15
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Marjorie Pursel
are playing for us and for the glory
The rubber situation has changed P. M.
Carline Hoffman
; Betty Rutter
and the honor of the college. Let us considerably since the British placed
Thursaliert Scliuyler
Amelia Wonsavage
show better spirit tomorrow, let us fill restrictions on export of this article
Prof. Fisher: "Name some liquid that
the bleachers to overflowing and make from her colonies. America, regardSUBSCRIPTION RATES
the boys come through victorious.
ing this threat, began the movement won't freeze."
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Every team needs the moral support , of buying up rubber to protect her j Rodda: "Hot water."
per year in advance.
supply. The British
Entered as second class mail matter of the whole school or their morale is own future
Van: "May I have this dance?"
at the Post Office at Bloomsburg, Pa.
broken and they can not win. That thought their action would raise the
was shown during several football price of rubber, but instead it had the Kemper : "Certainly, if you can find
THIS MEANS YOU
classics this season. Again, let us have tendency to lower the price. The a partner."
If a distinguished visitor came to a full representative
body on the field Firestone plantations in Liberia are
your home to spend an evening, and
to cheer our boys and win from Lock past the experimental stage and will
during his visit condescended to tell Haven.
soon be producing. The Ford project
you some of his wonderful experiences,
has sound financial backing and much
how would you respond? Would you
is expected to come of this expert- ;
talk in low tones and whispers to othment. Our rubber industry is still !
er members of the family, would you
swinging on a pendulum and it seems ; <!
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drum on your chair arm , wiggle about
always will.
though
it
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in your seat, stamp or drag your feet
unnecessarily about the floor making a
Heard during the Hallowe'en party
great deal of uncalled for noise, an}
Over a thousand educators have sig- In the gym:
noying both to your friends and your
you
lead
the
orchestra?"
Stokes:
"Do
visitor? Would you interrupt by hav- nified their ^intention of attending the Reese : "I do."
ing a fit of laughter at a time seeming- Educational Conference to be held at
Stokes: "Then would you mind leadly inappropriate to the speech? Is this Bucknell University, on November 11 ing them out for a bit of air?"
the way you act at home? If this in and 12. The conference programme
your style then you'd better read the has been arranged to deal especially
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go to a lecture with the intention of peopl e each make a similar noise, wh at
trying to hear what is said by the lec- is the result ? A single man walking
turer. Now these persons, though ap- across a bridge will not break it down
parently few , are entitled to some con- but several hundred men walking over
sideration. Don't you think so?
the same bridge in step may break it
If you don't care to hear the lecture down.
—if it doesn't interest you, you had
Besides considering your neighbor
better stay in your room and study in- you ought above all to consider the
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DORMITORY VERY QUIET
OVER WEEKrEND

and an equally happy one for Martha,
who always liked Arithmetic. It was
the day for the test to determine how
many of our first year class could qualify as having attained eighth grade
standards in Arithmetic. It sounds
easy but when you remember that although each student is a graduate of a
four year high school, approved by the
Department of Public Instruction , many
of them have simply buried their skills
and Arithmetical thinking under four
years of other activities.
This form of test is given in each
State Teachers College and Normal
School in Pennsylvania. The test in
eighth grar*° English was given last
week.

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If all the Chapel talks are as interBecause the game at Wyoming esting as the one on Oxford , we 'll
A Laugh
Seminary most of the students de- cheerfully attend.
A laugh is jus t like music,
cided to go home over the week-end
It freshens all the day,
in order to see it. The girls who did The next move-for safety will be the
It tips the peaks of life with light
not live in Wilkes-Barre went home organization of the fire drills. What
you do firs t if you should hear
And drives the clouds away;
with some of their friends in order would
The "soul grows glad that hears it,
to witness the great clash. There the fire alarm in the building? In case
cf a real fire do you know where to
And feels its courage strong—
were about fifty-seven students here
turn in the alarm to obtain help from
A laugh is j ust like sunshine
over the week end and the halls and
the Blcomsburg fire companies?
For cheering folks along.
the campus and everything around
certainly were very peaceful. The
With three hundred and thirty in
girls had a nice time at the game but
Wallace: "Let's go for a spin. "
the first year olass the organization of
they Said they would have had a betDaley : "Alrigh t, old top."
gccd class teams should be easy.
ter time had they won the game. They
did say the score could have bsen
Have you signed up with the sponsor
R. Davies: "Did you Siesko?"
worse, though, so there you football
your maj or interest for your extraT. Davies : "Yes, he is down near Pals- huskies, how's that? The place was of
SPECIALS
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grove."
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a great deal livelier on Saturday night
R. Davies: "Is he with Roberts?"
and Sunday because some of the stuYou cannot become interested in
Candy, Peanuts, and gum for sale at
T. Davies : "I don't know, I wasn't dents went to Kingston purposely to
learning
that
which
you
do
not
underKnierim."
the Y rooms. Polar Pies special evsee the game, and came back after
stand. If you are a good student you ery Wednesday night.
it was over.
will not pretend to know what you do
Bibs: "Ruch has a lot of culture,
not understand. If you are a good
LOBBY FURNITURE
hasn't he?"
teacher you will not drill children upon
ADMIRED
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ALL
Boots : "Yes, but it's all physical."
a process which you have not made
clear.
Every student of this college was
Prof. Shortess: "What are steam indeed very glad to see the furniture
President Coolidge said to a group of
rollers?"
"The Store of Quality "
uncovered. Remarks such as, "Those boys who called upon him at the White
Turri : "Machines used to roll interior decorators do know their onHouse and requested some advice from
steam."
J. K. L. M.
ions," were heard from every corner. him: "Work hard , and behave yourThe curtains and the draperies look self." This is your job and mine, in a
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you
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promised
Mr. Dew : "I
a
very nice. The rugs are very attrac- nutshell. School is your workshop for
if you passed all your subje cts but you tive. The gorgeous tapestry adds to the time being ; the place where you
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Bob : "Learning to ride a bicycle."
! make use of the furniture in the right for the teacher , you are working for
way and be as careful with it as they yourself. Work , don't shirk.
Miss Johnston : "Will you take part we with their furniture at home. We
in the Dramatic Club play?"
will be very glad to entertain our visWednesday was a sad day for Mary
Hawkins: "I'd be delighted to. What
itors there in the future.
who never could understand figures,
shall I take?"
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Committee was held Tuesday evening,
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October 25, 1927, in the Auditorium.
Lavelle: "Yes of course."
Judge: "What suit was it?"
The purpose of the meeting was to
Lavelle: "My blue serge."
find a way by which all classes could
be represented in the Student GovProf. Hartline: "What is a meadow ernment Council. Each pupil was requested to hand in a plan on the follark?"
Siesko: "A party held in the coun- lowing meeeting.

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HOORAY! SPOOKS, 'ANO GOBLINS, passed to the audience and many Thanks to Mr. Hodges, who made posHERE TODAY
screams and shouts were heard when sible a really good-looking corner of
AND ALL QUERRY THINGS!
the girls (and the boys, too!) had to the long hall.
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In rooms K and L were a photograhandle the eyes, hair, ears, teeth, and
In the Interest of American Red
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booth, a rummage sale, a skelepoor
murdered
Mr.
Smith,
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Cross
I am sure , from his quiet rest- ton, and apple bobbing—and did they
I whom
ing place, was wondering what in the afford fun? Ask G. E. or E. J. S.!
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world it was all about.
Dr. Thos. E. Green, director of the up somewhere !—a mixup of legs!
group of laughing boys and girls The North Hall Orchestra showed us
Speaking Service of the American Red (Thanks boys, for a clever stunt ! We The
had now caught the happy spirit of what they could do in the way of real Cross gave an interesting talk at did enj oy it) .
merrily out of ly good dancing music! Aren't we all
Chapel exercises this morning. Dr. Prom the dining room, the students the occasion, and went
the auditorium and "piled" (really the proud of them? We should be!
Green discussed the work of the Red j ourneyed to the auditorium. Entrance
At 9.30, all the folks went back to
only word that will do full justice to
Cross in this country. He told in a into the auditorium was impossible undining room where delightful rethe
the meaning) into the gymnasium
very interesting manner how the Red less one crawled 'neath a very low
where they stood around in social freshments were served—all sugarCross is the first organization to take archway of choice branches! It regroups until the sign for the grand coated with wholesome fun—and, of
up the relief work in the Mississippi quired some stooping—and more fun
march was given. And what a march it course, noise !
flood, mine disasters, St. Louis and and giggling—to wiggle 'neath the
The party dispersed—like so many
was! There were 760 people and when
other tornadoes, etc. Mr. Green stat^ arch ! Once inside, they were ushered
parties
usually do. How? Well—they
they were all stretched out, four
ed that the Red Cross has done work to their respective places, and then, tfte
abreast, it took some .mustering of merelydepart in pieces! But the pieces ,
for which much credit should be giv- real party was begun !
courage (and voice1) on the part of that we took away were only "chunks"
Professor
Reams
led,
while
Ella
Sut!
en.
good scout Mr. .Nelson to twist and of happiness and memories of a good
Dr. Green in his lecture career has .ton played the Alma Mater. Then sev- turn, and then turn and twist again, and glorious evening 's fun !
represented many national and inter- eral popular songs were sung. And the many rows of costumed people.
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national organizations. Since 1917 he you just should have heard that sing- The costumes were very pretty, and
has devoted practically all of his time ing! Never before have the walls of attractive—and speaking of variety—
LOVE DANCED
to the Red Cross and no other man Old Bloom echoed and re-echoed such well, say ! The j udges finally decreed Love danced carelessly
is more familiar with its work in singing ! Isn't it wonderful to boast of that Dr. Haas should award the follow- Before my eyes.
singing school? No one would have
America and throughout the world and a
ing prizes:
I'll never watch her more.
dared deny the boast that night !
no one better qualified to discuss this
Love danced recklessly
Best looking girl—Miss America.
I The stage was very charmingly dec- Best looking boy—Armond
topic.
Across
my heart.
Keller.
orated in autumn leaves, corn shock,
What pointed shoes love wore!
and pumpkins. In the centre of the Craziest boy—George Evancho.
1 stage stood a fire made in gypsy fashFunniest costume—Irene Davies.
—OLIVER L.
Most
original—Mr
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and
Mrs.
RobinLOCAL TEAM TO PLAY LOCK. ion, with a large black kettle sitting
son.
HAVEN
on top of it.
Booths decorated the halls and
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pumpkins
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for
the
ten
darkness
line up against the football team repshock, leaves and Indian blankets.
resenting Lock Haven Normal. Loci; on the edge of the platform, and the
Haven is coming here seeking revenge fire under the boiling pot. Screams isfor the setback handed them last year sued from the audience , like the erup- » •^**+ ***+++++.+++.r+++++++ ++++++++++
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by the local team.
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fident of handing them another defeat. I screams were heard from miles around.
Helen Leininger read a story entitled
The local squad has been working diligently all week under the guidance of "The Ghost Talks", a weird arrangeCoaches Booth and Jones. Kraynack. ment of characters , some of which sud¦!
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account of himself. The line will be went on with their eternal sleep!
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strengthened somewhat with George
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moaned—the
graveyard
dirge.
And
The local team has shown much iml! Costs Less-Tastes Better !;
weird
and
scary
it
was!—what
with
the
provement in practice in the last week
and should give a good account of it- ghost tramping all over the platform
and beating time with heavy thuds, to
self tomorrow on Mount Olympus.
his moaning voice ! And the words of
the song - - - !
Anna Albertson and Dorothy Lord
EAT MORE FRUIT
sang a pretty little dialogue song. Just
ask Lemmo and Ida to sing it for you,
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any time, In fact, any member at the
party can sing it for you. It was catching. But let me warn you that your 1 I
conscience be your guide! The applause
given these two actors brought them
back to the scene again, and once i:
more they gave the same selection.
Keep up the good work, Anna and
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