Baseball Preview Page 7 Blood Flows For Red Cross By LYNNESASSANI The American Red Cross bloodnvobile was in the Union March 23:24. Once a semester the bloodmobile comes to BSC with high hopes 'that there will be many donors. Each year, more than 10-million people give blood throughout the United States. The blood donated is given a series of laboratory tests to establish its type and other characteristics so that it can be safely transfused to patients. Your blood may 6e given to one patient or be separated into components, and used to help several patients. Without the help, nation-wide many people would probably die. BSC can say that they are part of this service. Keep up the good work, and continue to donate blood. It is needed! Services are appreciated. Career Fair Brings Opportunities Suzann* Hartshorn* BSC STUDENT donates blood. Turn out for blood donations was once again a success for the Red Cross. Image Members Wave Goodbye With Bittersweet Tears By PATRICK J. MURPHY What can be said about a group of people who consistently bring happiness where ever they perform? Yet it is not only happiness for descriptive purpose. "Image," defined by Webstery is to make a likeness of, to mirror, reflect, project, symbolize, to conjure up, imagine. An "Image " performance fits this description aptly, and the members of the group fall under the same colorful description. "Image," the sign language musical interpretation group, has been entertaining audiences for seven years. "When we first started, about the only people who came to see performances were family and friends of the members of "Image," said Dr. Don Miller, the group's advisor and associate professor of communication disorders. Now spectators are lucky if they can find a seat at an "Image" show. Miller attributes the success of "Image" to the dedication of the students that make up "Image," both present and past. Dedication best describes the attitude of "Image" members. Practice sessions usually begin six weeks before a show is presented. There are two shows given on campus before the group hits the road for other engagements. "Image" has performed in Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, New York , and Canada. This weekend, the group traveled to Wilmington, Del., and were received favorably by the audience at a small private school. What I saw and perceived from the entire trip was a sense of closeness between the members of "Image." Joey Diver, president of "Image," reflected on her four years in the group. "I have truly enjoyed "Image," but there were many times I asked myself if what I was doing was worth it. Yet once I was up on the stage and hearing the applause, that made all the hard work worth it. There were many times when we (members of "Image") would fight and I would think I didn't care and nobody else did, but in the end the shows came together. We grew together as a family and we grew as individuals." Micki Melnick, another four-year veteran of "Image," passed her thoughts on her time with the group. "There were three times that I actually said I was going to quit "Image" straight out," Melnick said with a smile. "But I knew inside that personally if I left the group I would miss a very special part of my life and I would miss my friends in "Image." "Image" does not only provide entertainment for its audience. Deaf Awareness has increased on campus through the popularity of the "Image" shows. "Students have stopped me on campus and have asked (Continued on pag* 3) ATTENTION STUDENTS!!! The Sixth Annual Career Fair will be held on Wednesday, March 30, 1983, from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. in the Kehr Union Building, Multipurpose Rooms A, B, and C. Now is the time to seriously begin to explore what career opportunities are available for you. Approximately 34 businesses, agencies and graduate schools will have representatives on hand to discuss career opportunities and - share - information with interested students. The fair is being sponsored by the Career Development Center , with funding provided by the Community Government Association and the Human Relations Planning Committee. .The following organizations are expected to participate: Wyeth Laboratories, Edison Brothers Stores, Xerox, Ernst & Whinney, Best Western, U.S. Peace Corps , Devereux Foundation, TRW, WNEP-TV, PA State Police, Ralston- Purina, Mellon Bank (Pittsburgh) , Eastman Kodak , Center for Study of Adult Development (Philadelphia) , WKRZ-FM , U.S. Air , Wise Foods - Borden, Capital Blue Cross-Blue Shield, Electronic Data Systems, PP&L, YMCA, William Penn Memorial Museum, Grit Newspaper, Sears Roebuck, Susquehanna Emergency Health Services Council, Mutual of New York (MONY ) , and New Jersey Higher Education Department. Graduate Schools in attendance will include Bloomsburg State College, Villanova University, Shippensburg State College, The Pennsylvania State University, Indiana University of Pennsylvania, {state University of New York Binghamton, University of Scranton, Temple University, and Loyola College (Baltimore). The Institute for Paralegal Training will also be present. All BSC students are en(Continuedon Pag*3) ParkingRestricted Effective March 30, 1983, corresponding to the start of construction of the Human Services Building, the large "C" lot east of Bakeless and the Library will be roped off. The loss of this parking area will necessitate a change of parking in the Waller lot. In addition to the current Faculty-Staff areas along the south curb of Waller and along the bank west of the Softball field, the first double row of parking south of Waller will be converted from "C" to FacultyStaff. Commuter parking should be available in the Hospital lot, Tennis Court area , and the TriLevel; however, the top deck of the Tri-Level must be cleared by 5:00 p.m. for street hockey. .. Patrick J. Murphy Members of IMAGE" who will be leaving the group after this semester. (I to r) Renee Crouse, Ed Bosso, Donna Gildea , Cathy Funsch, Joey Diver , Jane Tibiblan , Micki Melnich. U.S. ArmyInvades Suburbia Cairpus Digest News Service M THE CHOICE SEEMSPREnYCl^RTO MEElTHERypULOVE THIS COUNTRY,OR VOULOVE THIS PLANET? ' Letters to the Editor Debate continues Dear Editor , In response to the Draft Debate letter in the Monday, March 21 issue of the Campus Voice: Entertaining, really. Cute also. And we thought all of the ultra-conservatives and "put 'em on the front lines in 'Nam" clones had opened their eyes and realized that it is the 1980's and their views are no longer popular. A regular trip down memory lane. Do you still salute, while in camouflage pants, your posters of General Patton, William F. Buckley, Jr., Joe McCarthy, and M-A-S-H Colonel Flagg that hang in your red , white and blue bedroom ? Or are you off somewhere "In the halls of Montezuma and the shores of Tripoli?" Sorry buddy, we disagree with you. First of all, we believe that the theme of the issue in question (Feb . 28) wasn't so much the issue of draft registration vs. draft resistance, as it was the principle of our government forcing another requirement of us for application of financial aid. Are they going to require registration before passing out social security, welfare , unemployment, and various other benefits? If so, they should do so now and not use college students as an example. What does this do to deter or trap the non-college register? Maybe after given financial aid and a chance for a college education some people will enlighten themselves to the fact that there is "no free lunch," as you so quaintly put it. Denying them an education certainly cannot improve their ignorance. How can you say that all these people who receive aid are lazy? We both have worked, as our parents have, for many years to earn money for college and other expenses. We still could not make it if it weren't for some aid. We put our sweat, taxes, and lives into this country just as you have. This democracy is supposed to allow us freedom of choice. As for conscientious objectors, who the hell are you to judge them? Now you are getting into another issue altogether. Not everyone has the "benefit" of your military upbringing. Yes, war is lousy, but it is not necessarily unavoidable. However, war is not the issue at hand. The issue was that of the federal government adding a draft restriction on financial aid. Maybe a draft registration is the answer to a strong defense, but we feel that we can benefit the good old USA much better with a diploma, rather than a rifle, in our hands. We just don't like you blasting everyone at your all-knowing age of 21. Here 's your rebuttal , (We 'll sign our names. too , thank you) Ernie Long and Harry Paist Blood donor Dear Editor , When I pulled up the blinds last Wednesday morning, the first thing to catch my eye was the white truck parked behind the Kehr Union. As I began to focus, I saw that it was the Red Cross Bloodmobile. I had thought about giving blood every time I saw it parked there since coming to Bloomsburg. Maybe next time I thought. Then my thoughts shifted to my father. I remember my mother telling me the night before his funeral that he once needed eight pints of blood in a 48-hour period. My mind was set. I went to the multi-purpose room around 2:30. 1wasn't sure where to go or what to do so I stood in the middle of the room spinning my head around , trying to catch on to the system. An older gentleman approached me and asked, "Is this your first time here?" He guided me to the starting point where I found a table with six older ladies seated behind it, waiting to start me through the process. I filled out a simple questionnaire that simply called for a few X's. I was told to sit and wait to have my blood checked. This process consisted of having a nurse prick my earlobe. A girl, who was two people in front of me, was told that her blood was iron deficient. She was then given a set of instructions on how to correct this problem. The next step was to have my temperature read and my pulse checked. I was next given orange juice to replace all the blood I lost through my earlobe. Blood pressure was next on the list of services provided. I then went through the final step before the actual donation. I gave my name to an older woman who sat behind a table. As I said my name, the gentleman who helped me start walked up beside me and said, "I bet I know how you celebrated St. Patrick's Day, lots of green beer, right?" I was then lead to the donating table. A nurse searched for a good vein and then told me to lie down. After having my arm sterilized , I felt two pricks and before I knew it, I was donating blood. The whole donating process took about five minutes. It probably would have taken less time, but I forgot to squeeze the wooden peg in my hand like the nurse told me. After giving the blood, I was led to a table where I found a powdered donut waiting for me. I was asked if I would like juice or coffee or both and a plate of cookies was placed in front of me. After sitting at this table for a while, I began to think about a Back in the "good old days " when young men had to register for the draft and they had a good chance of being drafted , the Army was pretty well stocked. Since 1973, (houg h , the Army has had to advertise and attract young men and women to join. One of the bi ggest problems for the Army was the lack of a b r o a d - b a s e d a p p e a l to Americans for joining the service. Inner city youth saw the military as a ready-made job , but suburban and rural youth shied away from the discipline and low pay offered by Today 's Army. This year, Army recruiters invaded the heartland and suburbia , and according to Army spokesmen, they scored big. In fact they scored so well with bright , intelligent high test I had the next day. Since I had gone alone, I wasn't speaking to anyone very much, and so I probably looked pretty spacey as I pondered questions that I might see on the test. An older woman approached me and asked if I was alright or felt any light-headedness. I answered no, and she said that she was only checking and asked if she could get me more juice. I put on my coat to leave, and as I was leaving I heard the words, "See you later, Irish, and thanks for coming.'.' I was back in my room a couple of minutes after 3 o'clock. My first experience with donating blood couldn't have been better. The operation was run by "senior citizens" who couldn 't have been more pleasant or helpful. Robert Flanagan schoolers the recruiting for this year has been put on hold and sights are being set on 1983. The big attraction the Army is offering, according to Lt. Gen. Maxwell Thurman , is college money. And in thi s day of rising college costs and lowering spending power, the Army thinks that 's the best attraction. Thurman , who is personnel chief for the Army, says this is the best recruiting year for the service since the mandatory draft was done away with nine years ago. Besides help from a faltering economy, Thurman says the Army took advantage of moving its recruiting stations away from seedier locations, like bus stations and train depots, to spots right in the young adults ' backyards. Here's the bait: if you enlist for a two year hitch you will get (besides G.I. fatigues and a heavy dose of basic training) $15,200 for college. You donate part of that through $100 a month deductions, but the Army cafries 'fKe bulk. To get that college money, though , you have to be a high school graduate and score above average on national tests. Sounds pretty good , even with a starting pay of $551 a m o n t h . Remember , your room , board and pants are included . And Army personnel say the kids coming out of hi gh school who can 't afford to go right into college figure the/ can put up with the service for two years in return for four years of college'.- ' ¦' -' ' (Continued on page 3), Campus Voice Staff Slooimburg State Colleoe PA I7»1S Sox *7KUB 3M-110I ^ Executive Editor Managing Editor Senior Newt Editor News Editors News Asst Senior Feature Editor Feature Editor Feature Assts Senior Sports Editor Sports Editor Sports Assts Ad Manager As Asst. Senior Photo Editor Photo Editor Copy Editors Asst. Copy Editors Business Manager Asst. Manager Circulation Manager Advisor.... .Debbie Berkley Betsy Wollam Patrick Murphy Stephanie Richardson , Ninette Friscia Ylndra Stanley Mike Yamrus Charles Pennypacker Wendy Bittner , Jeff Bachman , Jo Ann Bertollno Wade Douglas Dan Loughlln Mary Hassenplug, Ernest Long Tony Crouthamel Maggie McHugh Kent Hagedorn Heidi Van Scoy Meg Roney, lorl Zlegenf us, Do, mli Noreen Frlel ,Patti Marcavage No„ Rona | d. Fran Heckel , Sarah Hockforth Mr. Richard Savage The Voic. is governed by the Editorial Board with the final responsibility tor all material resting with th* executive editor as stated In Irw Joint Statement of Freedom, Rights and Responsibilities of students at BSC. The Voice reserves the right to edit all letters and copy tubmltted. A maximum of 450 word! will be placed on all letter! to the editor with an allowance for exceptions. All letters must be signed and. have on address and phone number for verification.Names will be withheld upon request. The opinions voiced In the columns, articles and notices are not necessarily honored by the entire staff. An unsigned staff editorial denotes a major editorial * opinion. Running Still A Craze On Campus Campus Digest News Service The fitness craze has definitely hit the college campus. The increased number of joggers on the streets is only one piece of evidence testifying to this fact. Why the surge of interest in running for fitness ? Running has maintained its popularity among aerobic exercises over the years for several reasons. First, it 's easy to do. Everyone can run; no special athletic prowess is required. Secondly, unlike swimming, hard cycling and other types of aerobic exercise, running requires little special equipment. All you need is a good pair of running shoes and you're ready to go. Further reasons for the popularity of running include its use as a conditioner for other exercise and its relief of tension. As one avid runner puts it ,"Running cleanses the mind." Although nearly everyone can run , not everyone can start out at the same level. A physician 's approval is recommended if the individual is severely out of shape or has not engaged in a fitness program for a long time. Indeed , a physical checkup is a good idea for anyone wishing to embark upon a running program. The plethora of books on runnning provides more tips for the runner. Sports IIlustarted' s R u n n i n g for Women (which also applies to men) suggests keeping your mouth open when running to Army (Continued from page 2) Of course there is the question of whether the Army is attempting to keep a potentially large number of blacks from joining. Gen. Thurman says no because a large number of downtown locations are still operating. And with continued advertising on both radio and television, all segments of the society are being bombarded with the campaign. What may keep a portion of the black community out of this new program , which by the way is offered only by the Army, is the two-part requirement of high school di p loma and hi gh scores on national tests. Meanwhile, Army recruiters are sitting back and enjoying their first real cushion in yearsrThey now have the luxury of stockpiling for- the future, and they, dream of the day when newly graduated high schoolers will have to take a number to see the recruiting officer. make breathing easier. The book advises the runner to carry his arms at a 90 degree angle , and to keep the shoulders relaxed. The hands should be loosely cupped , but not clenched. According to the book, a good way to ensure that you're running at a reasonable pace is the "talk test," or being able to talk to a companion while running. This is not to say that you should carry on an enchanting conversation with your companion the entire time you 're running. Rather , the "talk test " should serve as a guide to tell you if you 're overshooting your ability. One choice the new runner must make which often causes c o n t r o v e r s y among 'the established runners is whether to run inside or outside. Although the novice may be bombarded with information about which environment is better for his well-being, it is really up to the individual. Both the outdoors and the indoors have advantages and disadvantages which must be considered when deciding where to run. For example, the outdoors provides the diversity of uphills and downhills and also the sights, sounds and smells of the street or coun- Fair < \ J/Wrf l i- i t > - womhof Qp ni lH t Ts50f *.\ Hghr ibdoti t Coif a Hoioe * * *) 5urtv UP turw iri ihe, 3M i t^LXfff a. ; show feeling good, even high. The high comes from enjoyment of life, which is what an "image" show celebrates. Miller commented on his tenure with the group. "When I look out into the house from the wings of the stage and see so many people there, I get a warm feeling inside. All the hard work and preparation is worth seeing the crowd give the performers a standing ovation at the conclusion of the show." "Image" will have tryouts to replace the students who are leaving the group in the coming weeks. Donna Gildea said "I loved it." ReneeGrouse said, "I have enjoyed being a part of "Image." Micki Melnick said, "Image" has been one of the most satisfying experiences of my college career." Joey Diver said, "It's been so much to me it's hard to summarize in a few words." One thing that can be said in a few words is that the students who are leaving "Image" will be missed. OFFICE HOURS Mon., Wed., Fri. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Tues., Thurs. 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Shjj ditf lnq ^ S 1*to it altabciLtl A^ i JuuL oui ihroiUj k Qu&K ¦ Usi chatice this$&w&ter~ }^ „ „+ £ I (Continued from Page 1) . how to sign certain words ancf to congratulate me on our shows," Diver explained. "I think we tryside. Indoor runing may have more and more hearing seem dull by contrast. impaired persons coming to see On the other hand, inside our shows and that's evidence to tracks provide safety from the us that we are doing a good fumes of cars and have j ob." readily-available facilites if in"Image" will lose seven of the juries occur. However, in the thirteen members after winter months, the air breath- graduation in May. When Renee ed while running indoors may Grouse, Donna Gildea,* Jane be excessively dry, leading to Tabibian , Ed Bosso, Micki Melnick, Kathie Funsch, and respiratory problems. Running shoes should ab- Joey Diver signed to the words sorb shock but not be so soft of Billy Joel's song "I've Loved that they don't give stability. These Days," bittersweet tears Features to look for include a filled the eyes of the performers wedged heel, which give's at both shows in Carver. During stability on impact and thus an instrumental solo in the prevents too much stress on song, the performers came off the stage into the audience and the Achille's tendon , and flexhugged family and friends. ibility at a point slightly back If you have seen only one from the ball of the foot , since "Image" show, you can attest this is where the foot bends. to the fact that an "Image" Other important features of show is full of emotion, be it running shoes include a firm laughter , sorrow, or love. heel cup that will withstand People come out of an "Image" pressure it you try to squeeze it , and a wide, flared heel instead of a narrower, straighter one, according to Sports Illustrated's Running Guide for Women. Many runners talk of experiencing a "natural high" upon prolonged and vigorous running. This natural high is purported to be due to endorp hins--substances similar to narcotics which are produced by the pituitary gland. Endorphins are natural (Continued from Page 1) pain killers that are released, for instance, when a person couraged to attend the fair to their "Career has fever due to an infection. increase and make themAwareness" In the same way, endorphins may be released when a person selves the best possible canhas been exercising vigorous- didates for employment upon ly, even to the point of ex- graduation. The Career Fair is organized treme pain, in order to exert each year by a Career Fair their narcotic-like effect. committee, consisting of Mr. Whatever the effect of en- Tom Davies, Director of the dorphins on providing a Career Development Center; natural high, running certainly Mrs. Carol Barnett, Assistant has enough , benefits to give Director; and a group of student that it should be considered a interns, secretaries, and top choice among exercise paraprofessional career alternatives. counselors from the Career Development Center. \ /V/V •/V 'V • V 'V ''V -v Pocono Downs, Liberty Bell Racetrack , Brandywine Racetrack , and county fairs , including the Bloomsburg Fair. Horse racing is a hobby which he had passed on to his son. It is an expensive hobby though. It costs $25 a month to rent a stall at the Bloomsburg Fair Grounds. Straw costs $1 a bale, hay is $1.75 a bale, and a 100 bag of feed runs about $10. Briddles, harness, a race bike, shoeing, and veterinarian bills compound the cost of getting a horse to the races. However, purses at the fairs don't match the expense involved in training a horse; the purse at the average "overnight race" ( non-stakes event) is $1,000-1,200. Mitchell admits, "horse racing is an expensive hobby. But I' m not in it for the money. I like the sport.. If Toby can win two or three races this summer to pay off the feed and board bills, I'll be satisfied." "Maybe we'll get lucky," Mitchell added, "If Toby is running good we'll go for the bigger money at Pocono Downs." I ATTENTION I I PIZZA LOVERS!! I J^Located ¦ J^ ¦ J? ¦ If I B At 235 Catherine Street JT ff ^J ^^ t t ^k ~^±^% OPEN ^. 7DAYS % I M ^to^^ g j m A WEEK % I ^^T^k L % ^Rb J ^ § ^m ^^^j /J^hmm^m |I ^B §Delivery begins | 1 ^k^^^^B^^M^r ife^r S at 3p >m. 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The I I Sf ^ WIm ^m^—>^^ *DELICIOUS SUBS I (14 Varieties) I I /^^^^^^^^^^ ¦ I I I I | (Continued on pag* 5) Pledging —A Matter of Personal Taste By LYNNESASSANI There are several views on pledging. Some people are enthusiastic about it, and some have extremely negative viewpoints. Wha t it comes down to is "personal taste. " Speaking to many BSC students , there were both positive and negative opinions. One student said she is pledging because all of her friends are leaving next semester, and she wants to be a part of a social group. She also explained that she now has a new group of friends to go out with rather than having to search for someone. However , some students feel this is "buying your friends. " Another student explained that there wasn't enough time to study during the designated "study )iours" while pledging. Grades were more important than belonging to an organization; therefore , the student de-pledged. When you belong to a social fra ternity or sorority, it has its benefits. They have banquets, mixers, and some have annual festivities. Fraternities and sororities are organizations that you can return to after graduation. They invite the alumni to return for certain festivities. As one student said, "When I get older I can say that I was involved in something, I can say same thing. Also, they become attached to one another and share personal experiences and problems. You get to meet different people through the mixers and social activities. Most people who are in social fra ternities and sororities find it rewarding and fun. Pledging, is an individual decision. It' s not for everyone; it is a matter of "personal taste." I didn't just study." The actual pledging activities seem obscure to some people! Why carry the paddles, the booklets, and pillows? It seems like the pledges have a label on them during the six weeks of pledging. Why interroga te your "soon to be friend?" Answers to these questions are that it brings the pledge class closer together. It allows them to confide in one another, because they're all experiencing the A Satirical Scenario Of The Unthinkable "The BloomsburgSyndrome " By MIKE YAMRUS and JEFF BACHMAN Unexpected surprises were unearthed yesterday during ground-breaking ceremonies for the new Human Services Center. Various dignitaries stood with their mouths gaping open as several bizarre and unexplainable items were uncovered. "Yes it's three day old roast beef all right," he said, "wrapped in Commons' napkin and g lowing like a Three Mile Island technician." "When I dug in with the first shovel full, I knew I struck something other than dirt. I turned the shovel over and discovered what looked to be a glowing piece of roast beef," exclaimed a visibly shaken President McCormack. A team of experts from the chemistry department was quickly dispatched to the scene, and after close inspection, a professor confirmed McCormack's earlier suspicion. "Yes it's three day old roast beef all right ," he said , "wrapped in a Commons' napkin and glowing like a Three Mile Island technician." Other officials were interviewed on the seen® as they attempted to flee the contaminated area. One official who was scheduled to dig next, hollered over his shoulder on a dead run, "That stuff looked like it had a half-life of a thousand years get away from me!" The entire parking lot was immediately roped off , and the focus of attention shifted to officials at the Commons responsible for the Nuclear Beef. The head cook, who was wearing a lead lined chef's hat, was located by the police in the kitchen and was quickly collared by the media. A reporter from the Campus Voice asked the first question; "What do you know about Nuclear Beef and why are you stirring that soup with a geiger Skydiving (Continued from Pago 4) training is quite intense, but very effective. Many Bloomsburg students, through QUEST, have completed this course and made a successful first jump. The first jumps are required static-line, which means the parachute is opened automatically. A radio is attached to the reserve parachute to direct the student to the landing zone. Some have continued in the hobby while others feel that one jump is enough. No matter what the intention , anyone who has made a jump No matter what , anyone who has made a ju mpbefore, will never forget the experience. will never forget the experience. It is very difficult to explain and must be felt to fully appreciate. QUEST is offering their final skydiving course for the semester April 14-16. This includes a Thursday night workshop where Kellner will show a film on skydiving and give a quick overview of the first-jump course. The group will leave the 'college 4:30 p.m. Friday and begin training in Hazleton at6 p.m. The training usually lasts until 11 p.m: in the clubhouse, the NE Pa. Ripcords headquarters. Facilities are provided for overnight accommodations, and a quick review in the morning proceeds the actual first jump. The cost of this course is $73, which seems high, but compared to other areas is $20-$120 lower. The cost covers the course, all gear (coveralls, two parachutes, boots, helmet) , and the airplane fuel If you are interested, stop by the QUEST office for more informaup. sign tion or to Everyone has fun and makes new friends, not to mention the advantage of joining the blue! discovery site. A purchasing agent from the Salem Township nuclear plant was observed attempting to buy the glowing entrees from a surprised security officer assigned, to guard the site. When asked why he wanted to buy the Nuclear Beef, the agent smiled furtively and replied, "This stuff is more practical than-uranium. I figure it could make enough electricity to run this college for years. Eventually it will benetit the students. More than if they ate it," he added. f . The source of the weapons grade beef was discovered when a Commons purcahse , order was found in the CAMPUS Voice mail box. The order was dated March 24, 1983 and contained an order for 100 lbs. of beef roast. The order was addressed to the Berwick - Bel Bend Fresh Meat and Produce Company. When questioned as to the origin of the often men- counter? to which he responded, "I don't know what your talking about." He was then hustled out of the kitchen by concerned officials, one of whom remarked "This cook has nothing to sav. Go peddle your papers!" Attempts to reach other Commons officials proved unsuccessful . The manager was "...the head cook who was wearing a leadlined chef's hat..." in Washington appearing before a hearing of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. The purchaser was at Geisinger Medical Center receiving hair transplants and treatment for severe nausea. According to his doctor his health problems were a result of overwork. 30 minutes after the beef was discovered, a strange chain of events began unfolding at the tioned beef a BBBFM&PC official replied "from some crazy farmer down by the river. He lets the stuff go for almost nothing. His. only other customers are three guys who were turbans and talk like Ayrabs." Editors ' note: 'They are currentl y in the radiation unit at the Bloomsburg HospJtal" The authors of this piece had more information to relay but could not because they "found it hard to type and brush hair off the typewriter at the same time." 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The Huskies only loss came at the hands of Ithaca College (NY) in an eleven inning defensive battle. Ithaca fell to BSC in the initial game of the doubleheader. The Huskies will look to avenge the Ithaca loss later in the season when the New York club invades the BSC's home field. Led by the number one ranked pitcher in the country (Division II) , the Huskies aim to repeat the success of the 1982 campaign from which they emerged national champions. All-America Tina Souders leads the polls on the basis of her 21-2 record — a .913 winning percentage which topped the country. Her 21 wins placed her second in the running for most victories. Souders also led the country with an ERA of 0.25 and combined with freshman pit- a 134 E . 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She recorded 15 shutouts , including five straight in the national tournament Souders is backed up by the solid defense of the Huskies, one which gave up only 34 runs in 32 games last season. "We are defensively sound at every position. We have more depth than ever before. There are 13 players who are very solid and very versatile, many who can play more than one position," commented head coach Jan Hutchinson. The tough infield is headed by three junior All-Americans. Junior Kathy Behan controls the hot corner with her sharp reflexes and quick reactions. Anne Schmidt, anchors the leftside defense at shortstop with her strong arm and valuable experience. Catcher Denise Henderson is the brains behind Souders' arm as she calls an exceptional game, juggling Souders' vast assortment of pitches. Sharing the duties at first base are junior Laurie Snyder and freshman Jean Millen. Millen also swings to shortstop when Schmidt is called upon to pitch. Karen Hertzler holds down second base, using her great lateral range to snag many potential base hits up the middle. Kathy Berry fills the utility role for BSC. The freshman infielder can be brought into play first, second, or third or use her quick bat as the designated hitter. In the outfield, there are six players vying for the three positions. "We have great speed in the outfield and we are equally strong with any combination of the six players. I feel that with our depth, we can have the strongest outfield in the division ," added Hutchinson. Returning in centerfield is junior Deb Long who's outstanding speed enables her to run down tough shots in the gap. Long, also an adept bunter, could be in he leadoff spot offensively. The remaining outfield positions will be covered by Carolyn Harley and Kris Zimmerman in leftfield, and Sue Hicks, Deb Schneiderhan , and Mary Hassenplug in right. With the depth and strength in the outfield, the Huskies will be able to keep the ground well patroled. The Husky offense looks to be just as strong as the defense. Ending last season with a team batting average of .292, BSC picked up where it left off with a fine showing in South Carolina. In the seven games, the team boasted an outstanding .311 average. Leading the way is powerhitter Denise Henderson who finished last season with a .330 average and 15 runs batted in. Thus far, Henderson is hitting at a .389 clip, including a triple and a home run. Freshman Jean Millen is expected to be another long ball hitter for the Huskies. Deb Long added to the offensive stats with a .333 average with 10 RBI's. Kathy Behan hit .294 while driving in 13 runs, and Sue Hicks knocked in 12 runs on the way to a .269 average. Hutchinson feels, "We are definitely better hitters than last year. We are stronger and have better swings. Now we will not only be defensively out- I I N ' I III I I' l l IWafcl I ^w^^HK^ pp^^^^^^ y^^^^^^^^ y^^^mmmmm ^^ .^^^^^^^^^ HI.UJ^L^K.^^K^^HA^^^VA ^^ standing, but should be threatening offensively, as well." With only one senior on the squad and nine experienced juniors , the Huskies have nothing but high hopes for the coming season. Based on the success of the team in the spring and also in the fall exhibition season during which the Huskies won the Trenton Tournament, Bloomsburg looks to be one of the teams to beat. "We should be one of the major strengths in Division II in the country this season. I'm very excited about this year. We could be very successful. I know that we have the talent, we just have to put it all together. I'm optimistic about how far we can go, but you can't win them all until you win the first one," stated Hutchinson. With all of the positive points for the team, one is hard put to find a weakness. "If I had to pick a weakness, it would be our pitching depth. Tina (Souders) is a very strong first pitcher, but she is also our only experienced pitcher. The key will be to win the second game of the doubleheaders. Freshman Chris Moyer and Anne Schmidt will share the mound duties to relieve Tina, and we'll probably mix them up a lot to keep the opposing batters guessing. If our pitchers do get hit, though, they have a tough defense behind them," commented Hutchinson. The Huskies open their home season today against Susquehanna University at 3:00. Bloomsburg hopes to increase its record to 7-1 on the way to another successful season. ] 1983 Softball Schedule 28 - Susquehanna K^ March March 31 - Mansfield April 5 - Lock Haven April 9 - Indiana April 11 - Scranton April 14 - Salisbury April 16 - Millersville. April 19 - Shippensburg April 21 - Ithaca April 23 - Kutztown April 25 - East Stroudsburg April 27 - Bucknell May 3 - Wilkes May 6-7 - PSAC Championships April 12 and" 13 - " NCAA Regionals May 20 and 22 - NCAA Nationals ^^^^KfS^^SIcSSf &lltSMKIKfBKKKKKI ^^^^^^A LJ ^^mTJMW ^lWXTWTniWT ^mi ^^Mi ^ ^ ^ ¦ yiynlM K& vb^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ KvTM t W^TTTTWn I Ti^^^^^^^^^^ E^^^^ '^ . -' i^Pri ^ r ^^^¦^ ^¦i W f W W f l ' WJ j^ ^H^r fJJJi i '^i ! r^^H^M i rJ IP U 1983Husky Baseball Preview With 32 games scheduled, including fourteen doubleheaders , the Bloomsburg State College baseball team is going to need consistent pitching and depth to be successful in the race to the Pennsylvania Conference Championships at the end of the season. According to head coach Dr. Stephen Bresset, the Huskies are much improved over last year in those "Our pitching is by far stronger , and we have more overall depth . areas: SAYING, "Our pitching is by far stronger, and we have more overall depth." Leading the Huskies' pitching staff are senior captain Ron Lockwood and junior Brian Salsman. Lockwood recorded a 3-2 record with one save last season, while Salsman was 4-2 with two saves, including a lateseason no-hitter against Buoknell. Salsman may also see some action in the outfield for the Huskies. Other lettermen returning to.bolster the staff are junior Bill Bixler and sophomore Dean Adams. Both recorded 1-2 records last season. Additional pitchers on the Bloomsburg staff include freshmen Steve Brooks and Bill Roehl. Hitting should once again be a major strength of the team as fiye of the top ten hitters return from last year. As a team, the Huskies hit .315 and scored 7.6 runs a game. Sophomore Todd Remley will be in center field after recording a ,403.average, good for third on ttje,":te.am, with seven doubles and 'seyen. RBI's in , his rookie season. Remley was, recently named .to the pre-season . All South-Atlantic Regional team for. the 1983 season. , ..., ,-. Joining Remley in, the outfield will be junior Brad Larson. Larson hit .294 last season while playing third base. However, a lack of experience may hinder the team in the right field spot. Sophomore Gary Beitler is a returning varsity member, but saw just 19 innings of playing time last season. Freshmen Dan Forbes and Jeff Jacksits will also be looking for action in right field. Three of the four infield spots are set with the exception being third base. First baseman Scot Conway finished right behind Remley in the hitting department with a .343 average. The junior also contributed four homeruns and 16 RBI's. Also bolstering the infield , and providing more firepower, is senior shortstop Kevin Sobocinski. Sobocinski has hit well over .300 in three years of varisty action and recorded a .940 fielding percentage in 1982. Starting at second base will be junior Bobby Nugent. Nugent hit .277 as a sophomore and had a fine .921 fielding percentage while co-leading the team in runs with twenty. Freshman Hitting should once again be a major strength of the team as five of the top ten hitters return from last year. John Nicodem will provide some competition for Nugent at second base. At third base Bloomsburg has no one with varisty experience. Junior Craig Smith, along with freshman Bill Salamy and pan Clemens are the leading prospects. Juniors Jim Crookham and Mike Roth, along with freshman Mark Bonshak, are the leading candidates for the catching duties. Crookham is the only one of the three with any varsity experience. Although Bressett has some holes to fill , the third year mentor expects his team to be stronger defensively. Bressett said, "We should be better at third base and left field, and we have some good depth at catching. Hopefully, we can go a long way in reducing our runs allowed column." Bloomsburg will be in the PSAC's Northern Division as the Conference has changed to a Also bolstering the infield, and providing more fire power, Is senior shortstop Kevin Sobocinski. new three division format. Lock Haven, Mansfield, and East Str oudsburg will join the Huskies in the Northern Division, each having to play two doubleheaders against the other three teams, as well as a pair of doubleheaders against a Southern Division team. The winners of the three divisions, plus a wild card team, will go to Conference semi-finals in early May. The Huskies will open their season March 28 against Wilkes in a non-conference game. There will be no Campus Voice published Friday, April 1. The next issue of the Voice will appear Friday, April 8. Remely Named To All-South Atlantic Team By ERNIE LONG Sophomore outfielder Todd Remley has been selected to the 1983 Pre-season All-South Atlantic Regional NCAA Division II Baseball squad. The former Bloomsburg H IGH School standout batted .403 as a freshman with 17 RBI and a .494 on-base percentage. The former Bloomsburg High School standout batted .403 as a freshman with 17 RBI and .493 on-base percentage. While the Huskies went 11-11 overall and 4-6 in the PC East, Remley led the team in runs (20), doubles (7) and was second with 27 hits. One of six outfielders chosen to the All-Star squad, the 6'2", 195 pounder also spent time at first base and on the mound for the Huskies. The left-hander struck out 14 batters in 12 innings pitched and recorded a 1-0 record. Golf (Continued from page) 8) match's lineup, we force each player to get better," says Sproule. "We feel we will have a good team this year so we have expanded our schedule to include a larger quantity of and better quality matches. We open with -a good match at King's, who is one of the better teams in this part of the state along with East Stroudsburg. " Sproule, who teaches golf classes at the BSC is in his first year of coaching. He was chairman of the Cherokee Golf League for the five years previous to his appointment as BSC coach. Last year's head man, Bob Reeder, will return this season as an assistant. The Husky golfers open their eleven match slate this Thursday on their home course at Frosty Valley. Match time is 1 p.m. CV Classifieds Announcements PROCESS MAIL AT HOME! $30.00 per hundred! No experience. Part or full ' time. Start immediately. Details, send self-addressed stamped envelope. Haiku Distributors , HSWaipalani Rd., Haiku,HI 96708. FOR SALE: WANTED: Responsible party to take over low monthly payments on spinet piano. Can be seen locally. Write Credit Manager: P.O. Box 33 Friendens,PA 1554) AGENTS WANTED: INTERNATIONAL MKTG./MAIL ORDER - no major investment . Send name, address and phone to Kerlin Enterprises , 98 Willow St.Marysville,PA. 17053 FOR SALE: Hitachi D-220 Cassette Deck. $75.00 Call 3556. 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"Within the people we have and their hard-working attitude, we can expect a better PC performance than last year," says Hinkle. One of the most outstanding performers on this year's squad is senior co-captain Mike Gorczysnki. He will be shooting for a school record third straight PC title in the shotput and looks to have an excellent chance at qualifying for the NCAA Division II Championships. Gorczysnki's put of 52' 3/4 " won last year's PC title in the event. Senior Joe Miller is the other co-captain. He will be concentrating in triple jump, long jump, and sprints. Miller returns to the team after not competing last year, although he performed well in 1981. Two consistent performers whom Hinkle wishes he had for another four years are the Feeley twins, Bob and John. These ssniors will be two bright spots in the somewhat troubled distance and middle distance areas. Bob holds the school's outdoor 1500 meters record with a time of 3:56.2, set in 1981. John owns the school's 100 yard indoor record with a 2:14.8 clocking, also set in 1981. One of the most oufstanding performers will be Mike Gorczynski. He will be shooting for a school record third strai g ht PC title in the shotput. "Their experience is really going to help us," says Hinkle, "especially in the 800 and 1500 meter races." In the field events, juniors Ed Loze, Eric Feerrar, and Frank Horan are expected to show improvement and score points for the Huskies. Lozo has been a top performer in the javelin, finishing fifth in the event in the last year's PC meet with a throw of 196'8" . Feerar who is nj ill Say | Ijjj i Happy Easter With -Z ' Stibb* / 1 ^^^ j^PBas ^^L FUOWEHS | narrowso/ ^^s* * nrAirawtctoim ^ ; ^^ Corner of East and Third Sts. , —ajW Hainan _ » 784-4406 World Wide Delivery Mike Gorczynski MERCHANDISER SUPERVISOR Wlllamsport Area Hire, train,and supervise a number of part-time employees who service our greeting card depts. in major retail stores. 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Underclassmen will play an increasingly important role in team strength as the Huskies face one of the tougher scheduled in recent memory, which includes last year's PC winner Shippensburg plus always powerful West Chester, East Stroudsburg, and Millersville. Sophomores Stan Smolensky and Marshall Evers are expected to lead BSC runners in the sprinting events. Smolensky was an all-district sprinter at Council Rock High School. He and Evers will both be competing in the spring relay events while Evers will also see competition in the hurdles. Although he has many returnees, Hinkle will be "relying heavily on a lot of young Standouts." He is particularly excited about the possibilities in the open sprints and spring relays. "Our young sprinters may be our best assets, says Hinkle, "If they keep improving and remain healthy, they could all use their sub 50 (seconds ) quarter times to form a great relay." Steve Harris, Tim Cook, and Prosper Osei-Wusu are expected to excel with their speed. Harris, Juniata High School, finished eighth in the state (AA) in the 100 meters and was second in the 400 meter race at the Junior Olympic trials. He also finished sixth in the state 800 meter race after winning that event in District III Championships. "Harris is the quality type of runner who can help us at a variety of positions , " says Hinkle. "He can compete in any open race up to the half-mile and can be very effective in any of the relays." Cook, Reading High School, is the District III 110 high hurdles Lytic, a former ShikelHi g h School lamy standout , captured the District IV 800 meter crown last year, and 300 intermediate hurdles champion. He finished fifth in the state in the 300 IM race. Cook will run the sprints , quarter-mile, and hurdle events. Osei-Wusu, from Sunyani, Ghana, and starting soccer player for BSC, was asked to join the track team after Hinkle noticed his quickness on the field and timed him at an unofficial 48.3 seconds in the quartermile. Two other freshmen carry overs from the cross-country program are middle distance runners John Lewis and Rob Lytle. Lewis, Susquehanna High School, was a 1982 AATJ Region II finalist in the 400 meters. He was also a medalist in the 800 meters. Lytle, Shikellamy High School , captured both the District IV and Susquehanna Valley League 800 meter crowns. With people performing for me in both sports (cross-: country and track) I have more of a chance to monitor and improve their techniques ," says Hinkle. "I feel that this can only lead to bigger scoring potential for the entire team." John MacDevitte , Morris Catholic High School , is another of the harriers to also perform for men's track. He, along with Eric Erb , Kutztown High School, will add depth to the 1500 meter corps. Yet another dual sports person is hurdle specialist Wilbur Reid , Elmira Free Academy. Reid performed as a starting defensive end for Huskies' young football squad. Assisting Hinkle this year will be first-year assistant Henry Gialanella. He will be handling the field participants. "With all this talent, I expect some records will drop this spring, and we will place better in the conference," states Hinkle. The Husky schedule is as follows: March 26, at Towson State Invitational; April 2, at Colonial Relays; April 9, East Stroudsburg & Shippensburg; April 16, at Millersville with West Chester; April 23, at Lock Haven with Mansfield ; April 29 and 30, at Penn Relays; April 30, at Millersville Relays; May 5 through 7, at PSAC Championships (Indiana) ; May 21, ICAAAA (TBA) ; May 23 through 28, at NCAA (S.E. Missouri St.). Rob Lytle Golfers Shooting For Title By ERNIE LONG Rookie golf coach Bill Sproule expects his Husky squad, who went 6-3 last season, to be one of the top three or four in the conference, with a conference not out of the question. Our immediate concern, says Sproule, "is to replace four of our top golfers from last year." Captain Steve Schultz is expected to at least partially fill the void left by graduation. The senior three-year letterman was an Ail-American at Towanda High School and has consistently scored low for the - '. Huskies. . Bill McGinnis, a top performer from Hawley, sports a handicap of six, which is second only to Schultz's two handicap. Other Upperclassmen hoping to claim the top spots are Larry Eberling, Bob Emert, Mike Keech, Pete Sobrinsky, and Greg Fahour. "On any given day, each of these players are capable of being a medalist, " says Sproule, "of course the key to our success will be to have them all scoring consistently low." Sproule is also happy to have a good crop of freshman to incorporate into the team. "We have some very promising newcomers who should all see action this year,"states the new coach. • Steve Reitz, Mike Emerson, Jon Robinson, Jim Lauller, and Tom Reagen all have the potential to develop in to leaders on the course. "With the way we set up qualifying rounds for each (Continued on page 7)