"No , No, Nanette " Opens Play-Year By Susan Spra gue The year is 1925. Flappers , music , dancing, and a bit of philanderin g made up the roaring twenties, and the twenties come to life in "No , No, Nanette. " Nanette is a pret ty little girl who wants to enjoy life. But is always being told "No , No, Nanette ," and forbidden to "go out and live!" The philandering comes in the person of "Uncle Jimmy ," who doesn't really cheat on his wife, ! he just likes to spend money! His problem is that sexy flappers are the only ones who he can find to spend it on. To extricate him from his prob lem, Uncle Jimmy asks for help from one of his best f r iends , a lawyer name d Billy. However , Billy only manag es to complicate things even more ! Nanette is in love with Tom , bu t before she sett les down she •wants to enjoy life. This doesn 't go over very well with Tom, wh ich causes an other of the play s many madcap pred icament s. Li vely music an d dan cing add to the plot of the show. Songs include that well-known and oftre peated tune , "Tea for Two" (as properly befits the 1920's.). Complexity after complexity serve to complicate the show, until the webs of deceit and intrigue are so entan gled that it seems there is no. solution. Chaos and havoc run ram pant with a pleasant musica l background. The major "character " part in the play is that of Pauline , the maid , whoresponasto door bells with comments like "Don 't waste your shoe leather , I'll get it." To phones she replies , "I'll get it this one last time, then in fifteen beautiful minutes I'm going to quit!" But when ' Pauline is finally ready to quit , there no onejhere to hear her. r'No , isNo, Nanette " is still running on Br oadway, with Ruby Keeler playing one- of the female leads. It is a smash hit , and was the beginning of the "nostalgia " craze whi ch has hit Broadway. The Bloomsburg P layers will give performances tonite and tomorrow nite in Haas Auditorium of this happy-golucky play. If you need a little cheer ing up, or j u st l i ke musicals you should go. Tickets ar e free for students upon pr esentation of BSC I.D. at the box office. Tickets are still available . Inside: 2. Senate Meets 3. Rose Can 't Gro w Alone 4. Sex in Fis h bowl 5. "No , No , Nanette " 6. Husk y Grid Pre vie w 7. Table Tennis .in vades... Nanette, played by Michelle Noto , Is forever getting Into trouble. " Nanette " started last night and will play th rough tomorrow . ^^¦^¦Wi^^^^^H^^H^^^MMM^MHlHM^^^^MM^N^^^^^^^^HNHM^^^^B^nM^M^MaMM^MnMMMMHM^BMHMMMMMM^^^HHH^^HHHBHMBHi^^MHHM^^BBMHHNH^HHMMMNMH^MaaBMMaaMNHM aMMM'NV1""*" * ' ***""' Senate Meets 1""""*"^"^""*^" '" Publications Board Approved By Kim McNally was passed. A special committee on The Student-Faculty Judicial Student Publications was voted . was the next committee to be into existence and a proposal proposed. The Senate, however, for a Student Faculty Judicial could not agree on the functi on Committee was turned down at and purposesof this committee. the twentieth session of the BSC One senator mentioned the fact Senate held last Tuesday afthat there was a "Wall of ternoon in Kuster Auditorium. separation " between The highlight of the meeting, prosecution and jurisdiction on which lasted from 3:30 until it the BSC campus. Others oprecessed at 5:15, was a report posed to the committee thought by John Scrimgeour, chairman that judicial matters should be of the Student Affairs Comindependent of the Senate, and mittee. In his report , Mr. so the motion to establish the Scrimgeour proposed the committee was defeated. creation of three special Senate President McCormick Attends committees — a Student At another point in the Publications Committee, a meeting on Tuesday, President Student Faculty Judicial McCormick made his first Committee and a committee for address to the Senate. In it he Student Grievances. stated that "this administration Mr. Scrimgeour presented the Student Publication Committee as a "helping body," which according to the Student Affairs report, would "offer advice" to the various BSC publications. During discussion of the proposed admendments , Gunther Senator Hans recommended that no By Peggy Moran guidelines be extended by the "We can care, we can share, committee and none of the let's get as many sponsors as publications be under its direct possible and waik for the influence. Bob Oliver, editor of Hungry. " This is the theme of the MAROON & GOLD and a the 1973 Community Hunger Senator, commented that the Appeal of Church World Service purpose of the committee (CROP ) Walk for the Hungry. should be only for advisement, and that it "should not be able to tell us what we can print, or censor material." The report of the Student Affairs Committee also stated that the Student Publications Committee would consist of four students representing the four publications on campus, one student at large to be a ppointed by the CGA, and five faculty members. After some deliberation over terminology, the motion to establish the Student Publication Committee wants the advice and recommendation of the faculty and students. " He continued , commenting that he was pleased with the Senate, as it was "people deliberating on the best interest of the college." Other matters brought up at the Senate meeting were the elections of faculty to the Senate, the appointments to committee vacancies, and the faculty representative to the CGA , who is to be a nonadministrative faculty member to be elected by the Faculty Association. The meeting will be continued at a date in November yet undetermined , as the next scheduled meeting is December B. Walk for Hun gry Coming up Soon Sexuality Program Resumes By Sandy Stltt "An Awareness of Male and Female Sexuality," is the title of a first of a series of sexuality programs which will be presented by ARM and AWS on October 24, at 7:30 p.m. in the Multipurpose Room of Kehr Union. ARM and AWS are cosponsoring this year's series in an attempt to bridge the separat i on between t he sexes and promote open discussions. These discussionswill deal with to pi cs concern i n g men an d women's feelings pertaining to the rol es soci ety has set f or each individual . Judith A. Koncsol, faculty a d v i sor , along with Ann Swoboda and Kurt Matlock, cocha irpersons, hope the series will generate ideas f or stu dents to help them make decisions a b out to d a y s i ncreas i n g sexuality . The program is inpurely educational , f ormat i ona l an d is expected to provide an open-minded attitude about sexuality. The two guest speakers for the fi rst program are John Walker and Ms. Kay Camplese. Plans are being made for a panel discussion involving persons from the Biology and The CROP walk will take place on November 4 at 12:30 p.m. and will start at the town park. The walkers will hike up Market and out Iron Streets , around the route 80 overpass and end at the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. The walk will cover approximately ten miles and local and state police will be stationed along the route to guard the walkers. The walkers raise money through sponsors who pledge a designated amount for each mile walked. Within two weeks after the walk, th e money collected f rom the sponsors can be brought to Saint Matthew 's Lutheran Church, or to th e Parsona ge next door , at 111 Market Street. —^^ ^ — — The walk money is distributed through the Church World Service to needy African nations, some of which are : Senegal , Mauritania , Chad , Niger, Mali and Upper Volta. They are situated at thesouthern end of the Sahara, desert and are in the midst of a six year drought. Unless otherwise designated, all the funds from the Bloomsburg walk will be alloted to these countries. Established in 1947, CROP is the Community Hunger Appeal of the Church World Service. A non-profit organization , it is dedicated to alleviating hunger. If you are interested in participating in the CROP Walk for the Hungry, walking papers are available at the information desk in the Union , or at St. Matthew's Lutheran Church. pilot I Anyone interested in! applyin g for the position ofl editor of the 1974-75 Pilot , BSCl student handboo k; or working! on the Pilot staf f should! submit their application to! Mr. Kenneth C. Huffman ,! Director of Publ ication , Kehr Union Buildin g. For further inf ormation concerning t he posit ions availabl e, contact eit hei Ka ren Keina rd or Frank Lor ah at the Maroon & Golc Office. John Wal ker , Associate Dean of Freshmen , presiding over the Student-Fac ulty Sena te on Tuesda y, at the second meeting of this ( Photo by A. Berger ) Year . Items of Interest Arts Council Calendar Any student interested in having an Arts Council Calendar of Events for 1973-74 may obtain one at the Kehr Union Information Desk. Opening In Concert And Studio Bands The Maroon and Gold Concert Band has openings in the bass horn section for qualified and interested students. Rehersals will be Tuesdays and Thursday 3:30 to 5:00 p.m., following the Marching Band season. Contact Mr. Wallace, Director, in Haas 115 or call 3106 now for details. The College Studio Band has openings for a pianist , gu itar ist , baritone saxiphonist and trombonists. Rehearsals are Wednesday evenings 7:00 p.m. in Haas 116. Contact Mr. Wallace, Director, f or f urt h er information. Concert Choir Concert Choir is now holding open auditions in all voice parts. There is a limited number of openings now f or Alto , Tenor and Bass. There are openings in a ll vo i ce p arts f or second semester. If you auditioned before you may audition again. See Mr. Stanislaw in Haas 215. SOS Temporary student jobs are now ava ila ble in Sw i tzerland , ¦ Jobs, permits and a five day orientation period in Europe are handled by SOS. All jobs include free room and board plus a standard wage ranging between $140-350. Application forms, job listings and the SOS Handbook may be obtained by sending name, address , educational institution and one dollar (printing, postage, addressing and handling) to SOS — Student Overseas Services, 22 Ave. de la Liberte, Luxembourg, Europe. Stu dents i nterested in winter jobs at ski resorts should apply immediately. Math Department The BSC Mathematics Department will present Dr. JoAnne Growney on Thursday, October 25 at 2:00 p.m. in Hartline No. 120. She will be speaking on "Fair Division Problems " ( or "How to Cut a Cake "). No specific mathemat ica l backgroun d is required for the talk. All faculty and students are invited to attend. Applications for the Scandinavian study abroad program are now being accepted for the 1974-75 academic year by Scandinavian Seminar. S c a n d i na v i a n Seminar focuses its program on an initial th ree week l anguage course , followed by a family stay and study at a Scandinavian "People's College." An Independent Study Project is also offered to all undergraduate and graduate students. The fee, cover i ng tu i t ion , room , board, one-way group transportation from New York and an y course-connected travels in Scandinavia , is $3,000. A limited number of scholarship loans are available. Psychology Departments. Last year 's sexuality programs were overall successes, including a visit by Bill Baird, famous pro-abortionist , and a panel discussion led by BSC faculty. Austria, France and Germany through Student Overseas Services, a non-profit, student run placement organization. Presid ent of BSC, Dr. James McCormick , makes a pracflce of lunching with different students In , ( Photo by A. Berger) order to learn mor e about life at BSC. ¦ ¦ ¦: . . , .. . • . -;, • .- . ' Aii '.. • ' . ' ' . ' ¦. ' - ' ¦ • . h < .* ft. *., i . «> i *y ' ' ' • '' W ', ' '' ' t ' i •¦' t ;* • . ' » ' .» '. . ' .' . .V .' . » » » « > > » » » \ ' • •> • », « • • ¦ • . •., - , . j , , ; For further information , write to Scandinavian Seminar, 100 East 85th Street, New York , New York 10028. i i i » I 1 i t ,i >. i , >. ,x , , a. i 4. i 4. 1, v.v , r ,' Former Peace Corps Member Teachin g at BSC A work . She also held a position as. co-group therapist at the Veterans Hospita l in , Coatesville, Pennsylvania . Her work with the psychiatric : By Sandy Risner former Peace Corps volunteer who worked in the outskirts of Lima, Peru , has been added to the faculty staff of the Sociology and thropology Department patients there involved helping them adjust to hospital surroundings and ultimately to An- at Bloomsburg State College. Ms. Sue Jackson is presently teaching two courses in tha t "Contemporary department , Social Problems " and "In- troduction to Social Work and the Welfare Services." She has many experiences to relate concerning her two year stay in Barriada where she worked in the village medical clinic and social work center. But Peruvian villagers are not the only people who have benefited from this woman 's L '¦ ' ¦ -a i* * ^ ^ > * -¦ -.. . . .v.w^y |,y/fff, ^*j ¦ n ^ -.»-. ¦ ¦^-j-.-i-. -»-> •¦^¦ v v . ¦ ^ By Debbie Bull While walking back from my M.R. class the other day, I noticed a tiny pink rose was still clutching to the mother thorn bush which bore it through the fairer days of autumn. Now th at the autumn days have grown brisker , the grass paler and the leaves display brighter arrays of color , the mother bush seemed eager to shed this tender rose and let its delicate petals fall swiftly to lie among the dead leaves. The faltering rose reminded me of a topic we just discussed in class - the mentally retarded child. The mothering thorn bush brought thoughts of an uncaring society. Mental Retardation afflicts the lives of three percent of our population . Mentally retarded persons are of every race , religion and nationality, every educational , social and economic background and has no discrimination in its choice of sex. This condition crosses every possible line to affect an estimated 6.1 million people. Yet, why are we so unaware of them?. N.A.R.C. Association for (N a t i o n a l Retarded Citizens ) is a dynamic force to alleviate ignorance . this N.A.R.C. works with govern- mental agencies for legisl ation affecting education and rights of the mentally retarded and ¦ encouraging employment of retarded citizens. Its primary Dear Editor , Iwas impressed by many purpose, however, has been to create public awareness of the needs and potential of the retarded. With its active force , Youth C.A.R.C. , N.A.R.C. remains dedicated to the purpose that every mentally retarded citizen has the right to be understood, respected and helped. Retarded individuals attain a greater degree of independent development with the human consideration it receives from N.A.R.C. and C.A .R.C. Next week, October 22-26, Youth CARC will be sponsoring a Christmas Card Sale from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. in the Snack Bar area of the Kehr Union. The variety of Christmas cards will include the five award-winnin g designs selected from over 2,000 entries in the annual Christmas Card Contest for the Retarded held by N.A.R.C. This contest enables retarded children all over the country to design Christmas cards especially for you. The display will also feature stationery, thank-you notes and a calendar with pictures and designs created by the retar ded. When you purchase these Christmas cards you are not only making a tax-deductible contribution , but are helping the retarded achieve their goal. Perha ps the need of the retarded were best stated by Rod McKuen — "A rose cannot grow alone. " social worker she was involved in crisis intervention community organization ^ and the counseling of married couples and unwed parents. Coming from Lancaster , Pennsylvania , Ms. Jackson received her degree in sociology and history from Lycoming College. Her graduate work was Lett e rs To ^ 1 — ^ ^ — ^ ¦ ^ ^ ¦ ^ ^ M^— ¦———M^— Ms. Sue Jackson , an avi d skiier, probably didn 't do much skiing whi le she wo rked for the Peace Corps in South America . (Photo by Maresh ) A Ros e Cannot Gro w Alone fit back into communi ty life. For the past three years Ms. Jackson worked with the Public Health Service in Texas. As a done at the University of Texas in Austin. v Inher spare time Ms. Jackson enjoys reading. Her favorite pasttime is skiing (in season). The Bloomsburg area and its easy access to Pocono ski resorts should please her this winter , if the weather will only comply. She is already involved on campus as an advisor of the Sociology Club. . Although Ms. Jackson was not here for the first two weeks of the semester , due to late hiring procedures , she finds the professors and students of BSC to be " ver y friendly and helpful in my adjustment her e." It is her first teaching position but her list of credential s and experiences more than speak s for her ability as a social worker. The Editor student , I know that these (problems are thriving at places things said by Judge Lisa other .than . BSC. Regardless , Richette during her speech on any professor who conditions a perhaps in order to reassure October 6, 1973. However , the himself that at least he would do student to become paranoid or story about the girl in one of her better than I on the test. Now any administrator who conlaw classes tells us a great deal don't tell me to pick better ditions a professor to become about our system of education . paranoid deserves no position in friends , because that is no According to Judge Richette, the education system . As Judge guarantee. It is frightening to one day she asked her class think about the kind of enRichette finished her stor y , what they thought the role of the about the student she convironment we are " educating" student was in the classroom . cluded , "Let us take action now, the student in. If my inAfter moments of silence, a so that when ' the next format ion is correct , there have younglady stoodupand replied, generati on is asked what the been a few cases at BSC in "The role of the student is to be which the administration has - role of the student is, they will paranoid." At first Judge not definethe role of the student attacked a professor for " giving Richette said she wasn 't exactly as being paranoid.... " out" too many high grades. surewhat this student meant by After pressure irom the adRespectfully, paranoid . However , after Jim Mitchell ministration , one professor was discussion with this student, uear Editor , noted for "giving out" many Judge Richette understoodthis low grades. The atmosphere of The Septem ber 1973 issue of young lady 's definition of "Civil Liberties " contains the his classroom also changed and paranoid as meaning an exfollow i ng inf ormation : " The no longer were the students cessive fear of being free to ask they Supreme Court' s rul ing to relaxedand freeto learn as and loam legal ize abort ion caused many naa Deen previously . How many times have you as to believe that the issue was In addition, there are some a student been fearful of asking professors at BSC who "toy" set tled. I nstead it set off a wave a question in class for fear of .* with the student when giving of react ion : at least 188 anti being hit by a barrage of sarabort ion bills have been inquizzes and exams. I believe casm from a narrow-minded troduc ed in 41 states; apthat they go out of their way to professor ? Maybe you wanted prox imatel y 10 per cent of the trick the student and certainl y to expres s an opinion in class U.S. House of Representatives their methods of instruction are which would have crea ted some are sponsoring some form of not designed to help the student good discussion , but you knew ant i-abortion legislation ; the solve problems , develop skills, your grade would be affected by availab ilit y of abortion has been create self mastery and your remark if the professor reduced via amendment s to discipline , awareness and sense disagreed. Too, we have been other bills passed by Congress ; of joy. These were some aspects conditioned to cut the throats of three distinct types of conof education considered most our peers in order to " score " stitutional amendments , 18 of important by Judge Richette. above them. See, much more is them , have been put before the Perhaps joy in learning is the involved here than j ust a most important aspect. If a C ongress , i ncluding one competitive spirit. We are sp onsored by seven senators ; a professor 's aim is to toy with dealing with changing the discharg e petition has been students , maybe he should be behavior of people or at least given a classroom of Barbie intro duced J n th e House, encouraging the individual to seeking to dislodge one df tne dolls. follow behavior whi ch is propo sed consti tution al I do not feel it is fair to concharacterized by irrational clude my opinion without examendments from comm itt ee suspiciousness and distrustpressing appreciation to those and put it dir ectly on the House posefully gave me the wrong answers to a number of q uestions Idid not understand, fulness of others . I can relate a situation in which a fellow student professors who have created a good atmosp here for learning at BSC. 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Gagllone, Ouane Long, Tom Kurt z, Debbie Bull, i Germanle Germeyer, Kim McNally, Anthony Creamer, Eric Yamoah, Lorna Rlchey, Scott I Zahm , Sandra Mlllard , Sue Stiger, Sandy Rlsner , Dale Myers, Craig Winters , Linda Uvermoro , Barb Wanchlsen , Mark Haas, Mary Ellen Lesho , Beth Qlbble , Peggy Moran , I MhHh | , ' ^^^^^^^ v ^^^^^^ b ^^^^^^ v ^^^^^^^ ¦ ¦• ^^^ V^^V ^^^ WBBi ^^V^HBJ VBBBB BBM ^MBHHl ¦BB^^W ^BW ^^^ B' ^^^^^^^ V ^^^^^^^ v ^^^^^^ v ^^^^^^^ v ^^^^^^^ r^^^^^^^v , | I I I I B I I ¦ , ^^^^^^^ m^^^^^^ H ^^^^^^^^^^ . - i The Sim pson Curse By Duane Long Hawkins told him of the huge When Robert Simpson bat which attacked him. Robert arrived at his ancestral home, was now convinced. A vampire he found that the estate itself was at work and unless it was had changed little. He was the destroyed tonight, no power on last of the Simpsons, however. earth could save his fiancee. The memories of playing on the His father 's dairy told Robert lawn and sliding down the of the vampire lair in the massive spiral staircase still basement of the Adams' farhaunted him. mhouse. Perhaps his father Subconsciously expecting his didn 't search the place mother to open the door upon thoroughly. Robert rode hellhearing his resounding knock, bent for leather towards the he was dismayed at having Dr. ruined farm. The sun had Blake open it. Robert and Marie nearly disappeared behind the entered the quiet mansion . moors when he reached the Blake shook hands with Robert frame of a burned-out cottage. and handed him a worn book. He entered the basement and "The answer lies in here," he began his search. Moving the said. "Your father wanted you large grindstone, he discovered to have this diary in the event of the narrow passage which led to his death. " the root cellar. Blake told Robert of the A coffin was lying in the dark strange malady which had recess of the chamber. Robert claimed the lives of his daughter 's children. He also told him about the strange circumstances surrounding his father 's death , not to mention his daughter's and brother's-inlaw. By Mark Haas Upon reading the diary , it was This idiotic and completely unclear to Robert why his absurd conglomeration of father had committed suicide. If he had destroyed the • words has nothing to do with sex in a fishbowl, for I only used creatures responsible, why kill those words to draw your eyes himself? Why shoot himself in toward this column. Could it be the throat? Robert had seen that a certain three letter word men on the battlefield with their caused your wavering eyes, to throats ripped open by shrapnel come to an abrupt stop? You're and they were not mortally not kidding, it did. The following wounded. Surely if his father episodes reveal what life is had committed suicide , he really about. Read intently for would have chosen a more there is much hidden meaning. certain method. Two fresh cops on their first The thing that was Markos assignment was resting quietly in its tomb. Cop A — "What a hell of a It had killed Sir Jonathan , by first job, Fred. Looking for the usual way, then firing the prostitutes and taking them in." pistol into his throat to disguise Cop B — "It could have been its trademark, it made its worst, Cleo. I heard two rookies escape in the form of a bat. It last year had to rescue a dog sensed that the curse was not from a gorilla cage. It ended up yet complete. Somehow it knew with the dog biting the one cop that Robert and his fiancee and gorilla pushing a banana in were home. It was a perfect the other cops ear." opportunity to finish this thing Cop A — well, I still "Yeah once and for all. don't like it. " It became evident to Robert Cop B — "Hey Cleo look, that Marie had somehow pretty damn suspicious, hugh? changed on the morning after She's thin , lots of makeup, been the funeral. She was extremely standing in that spot for an hour pale and listless. Her skin was now. I say we nab her." ice-cold to the touch. He sumCop A — pretty valid , "Looks moned Dr. Blake to the house, Fred. " seeki ng confi rmat ion to what he Cop B — "Miss, you better already suspected. come with us." Dr. Blake and Constable Woman — "Like hell." Hawkins arrived at the house in Cop B — "What do you mean the late afternoon. Blake like hell?" confi rmed Robert's suspicions. Woman — "Just what I said , removed the lid and stared at the undead thing which lay before him. Markos was not yet awake. Robert withdrew a stake and mallet from his coat. Gripping the stake firmly he drove it into the thing 's heart. The wooden shaft pierced the creature's heart and left lung: It's scream of agony was smothered in blood , which welled from its mouth. The vampire was dead at last. Robert closed the lid and left the ruined house. A full moon was rising in the distance, lighting the roa d before him. It was the moon which would give life to the other half of the thing which Robert thought he had killed. The creature was even now emerging from its lair — TO GIVE CHASE! . Sex Inside A Fishbow l El well Hall Hobo Band Finished , but not f orgotten , is what some people are sayi ng about the Elwell H all M ale Chauvinist Hobo Band , who made t hei r f irst a pp earance on Saturday, October 13. Since the ir debut in the BSC' s Homecoming Parade , the Band i s in demand ! In the future we can see for th i s avid grou p a number of p arades and a Halloween celebraton. Just how this phenomenon— the Elwell Hall Male Chauvinist Hobo Band — came to be? Cred i t f or the root and basis goes to Dick Hau p t , Dean of Elwell Hall. For the loyalty, p atience dedication and musical *ability, BSC' s male students and faculty are to be commended . Problems were present in the beginning-no instruments , no music, etc . However , through numerous phone calls , starting w ith Bloomsburg School District through Danville , Berwick , Pittsburgh , Iowa , Maine and as far as Alaska — instruments were located. Thanks can be given to Mr. W allace f or t he fi nal at ta inmen t of instruments and kn owled g eable adv i ce abou t mar c h i ng p rocedures. Consisting of 30 members , this b and has gotten some st u d ents i nvolved and taken a l i ttle bit of "apathy " awa y f rom t he cam pus , where it has come t o b e the mos t noticeable character istic. T he band , characterized by live pigs , "hobo j oose" and high spi r i ts p rov ided i n this past week entertainment over the entire cam pus. The "C hauvinists , " having practiced only four times , serenaded the girls' dorms twice and what heart palpitations did this bring. The Elwell Hall Male Chauvinist Hobo Band was a way of doing something for Homecoming without the expenses. But since that original idea started , over a mon th ago , the band has brought a lot of smiles to a lot of faces . I'm not leaving till I collect twenty more dollars and become the best United Fund collector this district ever had." Two spiders "Yo Pete, I went down to the store yesterday to get silk for my next web. The price went up three cents a yard. Ya can 't even make a living any more." "I know Ralph, I think we better look into that prefabricated stuff that Mitzie uses. All you do is add a little water into a circuit energizer and instant web. Zerix makes it. " The never recorded last words of General Custer . "Lets get. the hell out of here!" Two sailors conversing while crossing the Delaware with George Washington "Why doesn't George sit down? The waves are rough tonight." "I guess he thinks it will look better when he makes all the history books." Two war veterans talking about Napoleon "I still say he has his hand inside his jacket 'cause he's insecure." "Insecure m y eye, he went to a Gypsy's h ouse i n Wa rsaw an d she told him that if he applied finger pressure to his naval he would grow two inches a year." Julius Ceasar with his head counsel "The crowd is in an ugly mood tonight Julius. The smell of death permeates this government as th e fl ower of India. " "Blast it Braccus must you be so poetic in everything you say!" "But Julius, that young writer Shakespeare said the more flowery speech we use the higher the revenues will be from his book." Two men at a bar "How's married life, Joe?" "G reat , Bill." "Th en h ow come I see you here every night? " "That's why it's great." Two women at a bar "Well Joan, our 25th anniversary is com ing up." "When is it Doty?" "Tonight. " Frank Pizrol i, a s ocial w orknr for the Migrant Day Core home co ntact program, and Mrs. Irene Sy lvester, who Is in charge of the Day Care Center , will lecture on the loca l migrant progra m at 4:00 pm , Monday the 22nd , In the student union coffe e house. Sponsored by the Sociolog y , Club. ^ Frida y, October Dave Maso n perf ormed in Nelson Fieldhou se on Weelke nfejA/*«^'T. yrfvrrrf ^^^^ y iiJf ^^B^B^K ^^b^b^b^b^ hI l "A ^B^B ^B^B ^B^B^ B^BkI lB^BUC^^^Bf^B^B^B^BM. 1l;IIP ^B^B^H "' "AtwL '3B^B^B^B^H^B^B^Bh1Hb ^B\ *Mf ^' I . j "\2£uS&j v! i ij ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ D^^^^ HBB ^^^^^ ^B^^^^^^^ Bl 'r lB^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^BV ¥* B^Ht ^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^B^Bft j£0H»K jB^B^B^B^B^B^B4B^B^B^BHkB ^B^B^BKB ^JjBHii BB I wiSm/KKb&Btmu ^ wBBBSI^s ^^ * t*i^^ ^i Dan Demczko , a senior from Shamokln, portrays Jimmy Smith , the traveling salesman with marital problems. (All photoi by D. Mart ih) I , MBIKiJBbaM«BVBMMHraHBHl' - ' .wWV.v. VJHIBHV ^^B^lfe ^^^ Foot ball Preview Huski es vs. Mill ers ville By Bill Sipler , This weekend the Gridders of Bloomsburg State College travel to Millersville State College. The Maurauders are entering this game with a 4-1 record as opposed to the Huskies 3-2. In the last two weeks, the Huskies have been romped over twice. First, Westminster defeated them 32-0 and then last week they lost to the Rams of West Chester 48-16. The Huskies were held to under 100 yards total offense last week by the Rams. Joe Gieger is currently having trouble at quarterback . In the past two weeks he has thrown seven interceptions while completing only 7 of 28 passes for 80 yards against his last two opponents. Not all of it is the quarterbacks fault however. Receivers have dropped several passes that should have been caught, and some of these ended up in the opposition 's hands as interceptions. The back up quarterbacks have been just as ineffective. The running game is also in a slump over the past two weeks. George Gruber didn't play at all against Westminster due to a leg injury and gained only 7 yards on 8 carries against the Rams last week. The Huskies are in a minor bit of trouble because the running game sets up Gieger's passing. Most of the time the defense knows just exactly when Gieger will throw and be ready for it. Defensively the Huskies are playing fairly well. Charley Bender leads the team in defensive points and Lee Stancil and Line Welles are in the top ten defensively . Last week, however, the Rams ran fairly much at will and completed several passes un der the zone which netted them good yardage. Millersville The Maurauders are aga in a steady, well balanced team. Their only loss this year came at the hands of West Chester, 73. Last week, they edged Mansfield 7-0. Offensively the Maurauders are led by quarterback Mike Burke. Mike Squires is one of their leading rushers. Squires rushed for 176 yards against Kutztown three weeks ago and should be watched by the Huskies as their rushing defense appears a little weak after allowing West Chester 383 yards on the ground last week. Defensively Millersville has proven.thatthey are a power to contend with. In their last three games they have allowed just 13 points as the opposition has scored only two touchdowns in those three games. Millersville's defense has been outstanding in their last two games, holding a tough Mansfield team without a score and West Chester to only seven points. summary The Huskies have got to get on track for ihjg one. A loss here all but eliminates their hopes for the conference championship as West Chester has only Cheyney to face as a major opponent. Also, the Huskies face Cheyney next week and a loss this week will make that game even harder. Running on the Maurauders will be tough as the line hasn't been holding up as well as it should. The only offense the Huskies have been able to generate is from Line Welles' punting. Defensively, BSC has got to tighten up on the opposition's running attack. Their pass defense is good to excellent, depending on the game, but if the opposition gets their running game into high gear as West Chester did, it means the defensive backs have got to play up making it harder to get back into position against the pass. Last year the Huskies lost a heart breaker at Homecoming 16-15. The Maurauders have won the last two years and are strong again this year. To win the Huskies are going to have to tighten up on offense and get moving again. This week is their last chance for a conference title. state ana players of the week George Gruber is still the leading ground gainer for the Huskies but is being pushed now by Mike Devereux and George Gieger. John Boyer is coming through for the Huskies along with Scot Forrest. Dwight Hunsburger has been double teamed and is not catching that many passes. Defensively Charley Bender is the point leader with 97 points. Bender has been in on 52 tackles, including two sacks. He has also broken up four pass plays, two of which he turned into interceptions. Bender leads by 27 points over his closest competitor, Bill O'Donnell. Also in the top five defensively are Dave Pruett — 67 points, Joe Jacobs — 64 points, and Lee Stancil — 56 points. Bender leads the team in tackles with 52, followed closely by Pruett with 51and is tied for the lead in interceptions with Line Welles. Both players have picked off two passes each. Husky players of the week are: Offensive — Line weues, Defense — Dave Pruett. Welles continued to punt phenominally with a 43 yard average with ten punts. He was named MVP for the game against West Chester. Pruett had 14 tackles and recovered a fumble that stopped a West Chester drive. An interesting sidenote is that Mike Devereux ranks 14 in defensive standings. Devereux, a wide receiver , has 15 points f or tackl es he h as ma de af ter the ball has been intercepted. Unoffi cial stats have Devereux and Bender tied with scoring run stopping tackles. OeCarolls adds an extra point after one of the two Husky tou chdowns. . (Above ) and the Offense moves on the ground for little gain. (Below ) ( Photos by T. Leahy A B. Jo nes) The Huskies defense moves in to cut off the run du ring the game against West Chester. The defense will have to tighten their rushing defense against Millersville. ( Photo by B. Jones ) Members of the Huskies offe nsive unit move in after one of Gieger 's interceptions. Gieger will have to cut down his bad throws to help out the offensive attack . ( Photo by T. Leahy ) TJave Pruefrbrings down a Ram run ner. Pruett / one of the Huskie s defensive leaders/ will see a lot of Marauders coming his way tomor row. (Photo by T. Lea hy ) ¦; ¦ ' ' ' u ' '¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ \ '' ¦ - ¦¦ ¦ ¦ . ' . . i ' ¦¦ ,, • ¦ ,. . .. v ¦¦ ¦¦ - , ¦ ¦' . ;¦ . . r f ' .^i 'i i ^ * a musk v runnin g play goes nowh ere, The HusWei running aHadc will have to come alive agains t the Maraude rs tough defens e If they hope to win. ( Photo by B. Jone s ) Table Tennis Exhi bit ion Beginning on October 25 at 8:00 p.m., members of the Berwick table tennis team will put on an exhibition for the Student body of BSC. It is to be held in the Multi-purpose Room " of the Kehr Union. The members: Joe Scheno, Dennis Kishbaugh, David Dickson Jr. and his 11 year old son, have the credentials to put on a tremendous exhibition. Scheno is 16 years of age, a junior at Berwick High School and the leading player in Northeastern Pennsylvania. He is ranked No. 8 among all players in this state. He is a former Pa. State Champion in the Under 13 class and was a member of the winning junior team at Toronto, Canada in September of 1971, when he teamed with Dan Seemiller and Bruce Plotnik. (Seemiller is now ranked No. 3 in the United States and was a member of the U.S.. team that played in April of 1973 in the World Cham" pionships Saraj evo , at Yugoslavia. Plotnik is the" U.S. Under 13 champion.) Scheno also won the Class A men's singles of the Lehigh Valley Open in 1971, when it was televised, in 1972 and again in 1973. Scheno is the present Berwick Open champion and holds approximately 30 trophies. Dennis Kishbaugh is 18 years of age, a freshman at BSC and he and his brother, Carl (Skip) Kishbaugh , have a special aptitude in teaching. He holds a number of trophies and has been instrumental in helping and developing young players. The Coordinator, David C. Dickson, Jr., Berwick, Pa., is a long-time table tennis enthusiast, as player, coach and promoter. He helped in developing Al Dalberto, under 17 Pa. State Champion in 1966 and Joe Scheno. He was ranked No. 3 among Pa. Seniors in 1971 and has been ranked among the top 20 men players in Pa. for the' last four years. MoTTpractice shots . The Women are trying to improve tneir presem reco ra as rney pia y ea Susquehanna . ¦ „ ... . n (, Photo Bixler )% by P. »• A member of the Women 's hocke y team takes a shot on goa l during pra ctice. The Women played Susquehanna University yesterday. ( Pho_to_by__P. Btxler ) I Bo rrowed Space I By Bill Sipler Th is week was the best week on record as far as total percenta ge for all the people p red i ct i ng scores f or the column combined. All contestants had records of 8-4-1 to bring the totals so far to: Dr. Cole : 44-19-2, Bob Oliver : 43-202. My own record is now 30-33-2. There is quite a contes t goin g between Dr. Cole and Bob O l iver for the lead as we enter this week. By the way for all you ser ies freaks , when the pa per went to print Tuesda y night the odds on the Ser ies had gone from 7-6 in favor of Oakland to 6-5 in favor of the Mets. Bill Sipler 's losers Atlanta over San Diego by 6 — The Falcons got back on track last week against the Bears. San Diego is sliding fast. Los Angels over Green Bay by 1 — Green Bay needs this one to stay close but Los Angeles has the experience. Could go either Members of the women's intramu ra l teams (Badmitt en, above, and basketball, below ) work out during informal practice . The wom en are hoping fo r a fine participa nt turn out this year . ( Photo by R. Troy ) way. San Francisco over New Orleans by 10 — Another case of a team that needs a win to stay in contention. New Orleans had their moment of glory over the Lions last week. 49ers should have an easy afternoon . Dallas over the N.Y. Giants — Dallas is slipping after two losses in a row but New Yojpkjft trying to stop a slide too. Dallas . / , , ^ .' . • ' ¦ < ¦ ' •/ \ \ * ' >. ' ¦ ¦ / • ' ' ( The St eelers lost last week on a upset wh ile the J ets won the same wa y . It shouldn 't happen tw ice in a row. Oakland over Denver by 9 — Oakland has to catch K.C. Denver has to catch Oakland. One of the above should ha ppen. Dr. Cole's Picks A tlanta over San Di ego by 4 Green Bay over Los Angeles by 3 49ers over New O rleans by 7 Dallas over N.Y. Giants by 10 M innesota over Eagles by 14 Wash ington over St. Louis by 10 Detroi t over Baltimore by 9 Miami over Buffa lo by 14 Cleveland over H ous t on by 7 Kansas Ci t y over C incinna ti by should stop their 's th is week. Eagles over Minnesota uy 1 — P h i leadl ph i a f ina ll y got on track las t week. They could keep it up t his week by an upset over heavil y favored Minnesota. The Vikings are due for a slip soon. Wash ington over St. Louis by 3 — The Redsk ins are hun gry aga in. St. Louis is hav ing trouble stopp ing the run. Duane Thomas and Larr y Brown should have a good da y . Detro it over Baltim ore by 6 — C olts arc shor t on li nebackers as two are injured. Detroit should be on the reb ound after the ir loss to the Saints. Miami over Buffalo by 18 — ' M iam i is on the move again. Buffalo had troub le containin g the Ea gles runners what will their defense do against Morris , Klick and Csonka. Cleveland over Houst on by 10 — Cleveland reb ounds against the Oilers after last weeks hear t breaker. The Oilers are not going anywhere again this year. Kansas City over Cincinnati by 7 — K.C. should knock down the Bengles who are flying after last weeks upset over Pittsburg . Chicago over New England by 10—Two teams going nowhere. Chicago is tr ying to escape the cellar. New England is playing like that 's where it wants to be.. Pittsbur R over the Jets by 20 — ( * • " * > " • ' > > •* ' ¦ ¦ ' * * • ¦ » . ' * " . » •, *. . / ( 'j , \ / / i \ \ , , , t t i s Chicago over N ew England by 1 Pittsburg over N.Y. 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RESEARCH ASSISTANCE,INC. 11941 WILSHIRE BLVD., SUITE #2 LOS ANGELES,CALIF. 90025 (213) 477-8474 or 477-5493 Our research material is so ld for research assistanc e on ly. During Your Christmas Vacation Decemb er 25, 1973 to January l, 1974 For Compl ete Details, Please Attend Meeting Of •ELIZABETH ARDEN •HELENA RUBENSTBN •DANA •COTY •MAX FACTOR I Paskevich and acrylic triptych by Susan Fulmer, graphics works by John Stugriri, Phyllis" Bauman , Vickie Renn and drawings by Paula Radke and Luther Harris. Among the three-dimensional productions are a sculptured head and welded bird-form by Maria Reardon and ceramics pieces by Marie Gray and Charles Adams a shaped canvas by Leonard Long and egg tempera by Edward Horvath , along with woven forms by Kathy Simpson and Nancy Kough rounding out the exhibition. By being displayed in the conference rooms and offices of the Commissioner of Higher Education , the art works assume a different character in the more intimate milieu , unlike the setting one would encounter in a typical art gallery, with the possible exception of the Phillips in Washington, D.C. Mr. Robert Koslosky, assistant professor of art at BSC and Daniel Weingast, of the Commissioner 's Office, helped hang the exhibit. SKI OR TOUR FREE IN EURO PE •CHANEL •GUERLAIN •FABERGE •LANVIN . •PRINCEMATCHABEUI NATIONAL STUDENT SKI CLUB (Skiers and Non-Skiers ) At Holiday Inn,Wi Ikes-Bar re On Saturday, October 20 At 10 A.M. AR RIVING DAIL Y Dress Baggies , Casual Baggies & Jean Baggies Lo-Rise Bloomsburg , Penna. I Office Supply I 112 E. Main Si. I Bloomsburg , 72 N. Iron St. Prescription Specfofisf 1 East Main St. Ritte r 's Hartzel's Music Store Grvan Slump * EUDORA'S CORSET SHOP I Card and Book Nook 40 W. Mam St. ! j MAIN £ IRON STREETS ^^^^^^^^^^ Check our new est Sleepwear Fashions and Ka ftans I HENRO Eppley 's Pharmacy I I Work at the site is currently under the direction of Mr. Robert R. Solenberger and Dr. Peter G. Roe, both of the BSC Department of Sociology and Anthropology . Important assistance with surveying and reopening this site has been given by Dr. Dan G. Crozier,'^ Research Assistant of Temple University and Mr. Jack Snyder, of Sunbury, Pa., who first recognized the scientific importance of this site and after whom it is called the Snyder Site. Projectile points of Archaic and Early Woodland type, fragments of cord-marked or incised pottery , fire-cracked hearthstones and charcoa l and a bit of steatite or soapstone, possibly part of a type of container used in the Susquehanna Valley about 1500 B.C. were archeological finds of BSC students this fall while excavating a prehistoric Indian site in Point Township near Northumberland, Pa. In a unique cooperative arrangement with Temple University, the BSC group has extended the grid of squares originally laid out by Temple students directed by the late Dr. James Gifford , but not further excavated since the flood of June 1972. J J [ Please appl y in person Ask for Mr. Fields , Manager I William Rhodes in the Division of Academic Programs and coordinated by Dr. Percival R. Roberts , III , Chairman , and members of the Department of Art at BSC. The cross section of work represented includes : textile creations by Vickie Renn and Phyllis Bauman , paintings by Susan Maurer and Lillian A representative selection of works of art created by Bloomsburg State College art students will be on view in the Offices of the Commissioner of Higher Education , Department of Educatiop , in Harrisburg throughout the months of . October and November. 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