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V olum e XLVII , No. 1

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Interested in Russian Culture?
Blaise C. Delnis , Russian Instructor
at B.S.C., has extended an invitation for all interested students to
j oin the campus Russian Club. Students not majo ring in Elementary
Russian will be able to learn the
alphabet , some folksongs and the
correct pronounciations of many of
the famous Russian family names,
through this group. Professor Delnis states that the only prerequisites for j oining the club are inter,
est and curiosity.
The first meeting of the Russian
Club will be held in Navy Hall,
room 2, oh Thursday, September
19th.

Teachin g Tests

College seniors preparing to teach
school may take the National Teacher Examinations on any of the four
test dates announced by the Educational Testing Service, Princeton,
New Jersey. The test will be given
at nearly 500 locations throughout
t he United St at es, on November 9,
1968, and February 1, Ap r il 12, and
Ju ly 19, 1969.
The results of the National
Teacher Examinations are used by
many large school districts as one
of several factors in the selection
of new teachers and by several
states for certification or licensing
of teachers. Some colleges also require all seniors preparing to teach
to take the examinations.
Prospective teachers should cosntact the school systems in which
they seek employment, or their college, for specific advice on which of
the examinations to take and the
dates on which to take them.
Bulletin Available
A Bulletin of Information for
Candidates can be acquired from
college placement officers, school
personnel departments, or directly
from the National Teacher Examinations, Box 911, Educational Testing Service, Princeton , N.J. 08540.

What's Happ ening
Wed., Sept. 18...
Band Dance , 8-11
Insanity and Co., Husky Lounge
Fri., Sept. 20 ...
Footba ll-Lock Haven-Home
8 p.m.
Record Dance after game
Sat., Sept. 21...
Movie-"I Saw What You Did"
8:30-10:30 -Cnrvcr
Record Dance, 10:30-12:30
Mon., Sept. 23...
Big and Little Sister Tea- Gym,
7-9 p.m.
Wed., Sept. 25...
Movie -The Anatomy of A Murder"- Carver -8-10 p.m.

BLQOMSBURG , PENNSYLVANIA

Wed., Sept. 18, 1968

BSC Welcomes New Profs

A variety of instructors, professors and administrative personnel
have enlarged the faculty at B.S.C.
The following appointments have
been made bjr- the President of the
College and the Board of Trustees:
Named as the Associate Professor
of Social Sciences is Robert R.
Reeder who is pursuing his Doctor
of Philosophy degree at the University of Colorado.
Accepting the responsibilities as
Professor of English is David P.
Rein jvho received his Master of
Arts degree in classics from the
University of Michigan at Ann Arbor.
Aaron Polonsky is a recent addition to the library faculty. Mr. Polonsky, holding the title of Acquisitions Librarian , earned his Bachelor of Science degree in library
science at Drexel Institute of Technology.
Appointed as Assistant Professor
of Physical Science is P. Joseph
Garcia who majored in Natural Science and was awarded his Master
of Science degree at New Mexico
Highla nds University.
Mrs. Margaret Sharp Webber, the
new Assistant Professor of Special
Education is presently a candidate
fo r a Doctorate Degree in the Department of Psychology at Temple
University.
New Divisional Directors
Dr. Emory W. Rarig, Jr., who received his Doctor of Education degree in Administration of Higher
and Adult Education at Teachers
College, Columbia University, will
assume the duties of the Director
of the Division of Business Education.
Mrs. J. H. Carpenter who received
her Master of Arts degree from the
University of Alabama Has been
appointed as Assistant Dean of
Women.
Mr. Anthony L. Grillo, recipient
of the Master of Science degree in
library science from Villanova University, Is the new serials librarian
in the Andruss Library.
Appointed as Associate Professor
of Business Administration is Bernard C. Dill, who is a candidate for
a Doctor of Business Administration degree at George Washington
University.
Lane L. Kemler is now an Instructor of Business Education ,
who received his Master of Education degree at B.S.C., and is working on his Master's degree at Millorsvllle State College.
Named as Associate Professor of
Art and Chairman of the Department of Art is Perclval R. Roberts,
III , who was awarded his Master of
Arts degree at the University of
Delaware.
Staff Expansion In Many Areas
Dr. Ralph Sell, newly appointed
Associate Professor of History,

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earned his Doctor of Philosophy
degree at Hartford, Connecticut
Seminary Foundation.
Dr. Donald E. Enders, who earned
his Doctor of Education degree at
the Pennsylvania State University,
has been named as Associate Professor of Education.
Stephen Wukovitz, newly named
Assistant Professor of Physical Scien ce, was awarded his Master of
Arts degree at Montclair State College, New Je'rsey.
The appointment of Edwin W.
Kubach , who is currently working
on his dissertation for a Doctor of
Philosophy degree, has been announced as Associate Professor of
English.
Constance C. Ward , who received
her Master of Fine Arts degree
from Cranbrook Academy of Art,
has been na.med Assistant Professor of Art.
The new chairman of the Business Education Department is Willard A, Christian, who was awarded,
his Master of Science degree from
Bucknell University.
Robert H. Finks has been named
Instructor of Psychology. Mr. Finks
received his Master of Arts degree
in psychology from Miami University of Ohio.
These new additions to the B.S.C.
faculty help to round out the staff
of instructors teaching this year.
We welcome them to Bloomsburg
and wish them good luck.

BSC inf iltrate d

September 4 marked the beginning of Orientation Week for approximately 875 freshmen students
at Bloomsburg State College. The
students were required to attend
orientation sessions and social
events prior to registration which
began Monday, September 9.
It was necessary for the freshmen
to purchase a dink and secure a
Pilot, the Student's Handbook. As
part of the traditional orientation
program, freshmen were required
to wear a name sign and collect the
signatu res of the members of the
Orientation Committee.

and toothpaste and upon hearing a
whistle they had to brush their
teeth. After brushing, they had to
sing the Pepsodent Song.
Social Events
A series of social events were
planned by John L. Mulka, Director
of Student Activities, with the cooperation of the officers of the
Community Government Association. Featured in the activities were
a Las Vegas Night, several movies,
a picnic, and a number of band and
record dances. Unfortunately the
starting of classes brought the fun
and gaiety of orientation to a close.

Fun .Days
During the Orientation Week,
there were four "Fun Days" in
which all Frosh were expected to Interviews
Campus interviews for Septemparticipate. Thursday was Rain Day
and all freshmen were required to ber and October: "
carry open umbrellas. Civil Defense United States Marine Corps Officer
Selection Team
Sept. 25-26
Day brought freshmen outdoors to
in
Waller
Hall
Lobby
paper
bags
with
cover their heads
which they had to carry around Army Medical Specialist Corps,
Walter Reed * Medical Center,
with them. Upon hearing a whistle ,
Washington, D.C
Oct. 4
all Frosh had to gather, sit or stoop,
at 10 a.m., College Placement
cover their heads with the bags,
Office.
and imitate a siren. On Friday,
United
States General Accounting
Freshmen
Hygiene
Day,
Dental
Office, Washington, D.C.
were required to carry toothbrushes
October 15 at 9 a.m.,
Placement Office.
W. T. Grant Company
October 24 at 10 a.m.
Placement Office.
of
ties Union, which agreed to support Department the Army,WAC Student
Officer
Program
the students in their demand that
October 31, 10 a.m.
the college issue their diplomas
(and teaching certificates) , the College has maintained that the right
to grant degrees and diplomas as
well as to make recommendations
for the issuing of teaching certifiA short story by Mr. Richard
cates is reserved solely to the col- Savage, associate professor of Enlege.
glish and faculty advisor for the"One of the two cases has been Maroon & Gold, was recently sesatisfactorily adjusted on the basis lected for pubjication in an antholof a recommendation made to the ogy of prose and poetry. The anPresident of the College by a spe- thology will be printed by Harcourt,
cial faculty committee , but recom- Brace and World sometime this
mendations in the second case have winter. This is the third short story
not yet been made to the President by Mr. Savage to be included in an
of the College by the faculty com- anthology of literature. Originally
mittee assigned responsibility for the story was published in The Satreviewing certain written assign- urday Evening Post under the title
ments completed by the student "Wolves of Fear."
during the summer months, "
Growing Prestige
As an indication of Mr. Savage's
g rowing prestige in the world of
literature , an invitation has recently been extended to him to
become a member of the Authors
The Security Police have set up League of America. Membership
a new law supplementing the Traf- in the League is possible only by
fic and Parking Regulations for stu- invitation to established writers.
dents. This is designated as Section Savage received a personal letter
B, parag raph 2 in the regulations.
from Rex Stout , current president
This law states that: Student ve- of the League and well-known auhicles may only be driven and thor of many novels and short
parked on the internal campus be- stories.
tween the hours of 6:00 p.m, and
To Present Add ress
12:00 midnight. Students may utiOn
Nov.
1 and 2, Mr. Sava ge will
lize the established undesignated
present
the
main add ress at the
parking space during this timo.
annual meetin g of the PennsylThis is going to be used as an vania School Pres s
Association in
experiment, and all studont caps Bethlehem .
The subject of his talk
must be off-campus by midnight. will bo "Tho Student
Re porter —
This offers additional parking priv- His Freedoms and
Limits ."
ileges to tho students,
As a former newspaper

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DegreesDelayed
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Last May the diplomas of two
seniors were withheld by the college. Last week the Maroon & Gold
questioned the administration about
the matter and received the following statement.
"In May 1968, two Bloomsburg
State College seniors were not
granted diplomas when undergraduate degrees were conferred upon
approximately five hundred graduates. One of the two students involved , a Secondary Education maj or, was also denied a teaching certificate.
"The administration of the college withheld their diplomas on the
basis of the following regulations
adopted eight years ago, which are
printed in the College Catalog (and
the Pilot) :

1. Completion of 128 semester
hours of credit in a specified
under graduate curriculum , or
30 hours of graduate credit in
courses re quired for the degree
of Master of Education .
2. All students must satisfactorily complete a minimum of five
hours of Ph ysical Education
and Health.
3. Emotional stability , as evidenced by active participation
in college social and academic
activities ,
4. Pe rsonality traits considered
by the college to bo adequate
for a member of the teachin g
profession,
5. Hi gh moral and ethica l standard s of conduct.
The college reserves the ri ght
to withhold the degree or the
application for a certificate to
teach in the Commonwealth of
Pennsylvania If one or more of
those conditions for graduation
are not met,
All candidates for degrees are
individually responsible for meeting all tho requirements for graduation outlined above,
"Although legal action was threatonod by tho American Civil Liber *

Savage Author

Go Par king

1008 OOITERS
A very limitod num ber of
1088 OBITERS will bo available
for $8.00 on Thursday , Soptom bor 18t h , at 11:00 a.m. at tho
yoa rbook office , room 231 Waller
Hall.

repo rter,
n member of the editorial staff of
Tho Saturd ay Evenin g Post , and
advisor for fourtoon years to student publicatio ns at BSC and other
schools , Mr. Sava ge will attempt to
dofino the role of the studo nt reporter in his task of upholding tho
idoals of a fr ee and responsible
prosH within tho limitations of tho
school nnd coIIo ro community,

Editorials . . .

Dumpei's Dialog
HOMECOMING

Policy Statement

There have been many changes in the past year at Bloomsburg
State College and the Maroon and Gold has tried to keep up with the
progress of the college community. This year the M&G will be published twice weekly in order that its news coverage may be more timel y
and more comp lete. The matter of timeliness in regard to articles
should be greatly improved, and student response toward the newspaper should increase. In order to stimulate this student response, the
M&G would like to outline in general at this point, its editorial policy.
The obligations of a college newspaper arc to reach the studen t and
inform him through systematic news coverage of all current happenings
concerning his college. This includes not only all studen t organization ,
faculty, and administration news, but also any action taken by the
town officials that affect the college. Also, any action taken by th e state
or national government may be interpreted in terms of its effect on the
college in the college newspaper.
When any controversial issue concerning the college arises, it is the
newspaper's" duty to recognize the problem and print all the pertinent
facts on both sides. It should not take a biased stand in its news stones
on ainy issue but give an objective presentation. However, it may take
a staj id on issues relevant to the student bod y in its editorial page, since
this is the traditional purpose of the editorial page. And it should also
through letters-to-the-editor, and columns, offer a chance for students
to express their opinions. The comments and opinions of all students ,
faculty and administrators will be printed in the M&G so long as they
do not violate the editorial policy of the M&G. This editorial policy is
set forth in some detail in a statement drawn up in 1965 and is available to any who may wish to read it. The editorial column is collectively
the opinion of the M&G and all other articles arc the opinion of the
writer whose name accompanies the article.

How Good Was
Our Orientation
At BSC?

What would happen if we had a
student from a foreign country
here at B.S.C. as a Freshman?
Would his first letter home read
like this?
' Dear Mother,
The strangest things have happened to me since you and father
left me here. I don't know if the
Orientation Committee has a weird
sense of humor or if they 're weird.
The first night we were here, we
had to buy our "dinks" which we
have to wear faithfully in order to
be oriented. Then as another part
of orientation they made us quack
like ducks. I have no idea how this
was to help us be oriented into college life, but the committee
thought it was just great.
The n, for the next week we had
to do all sorts of things like carrying an umbrella when it wasn't
raining, or we had to sit on the
gi'ound with a paper bag over our
heads making siren-like noises. One
day I was told I had to carry rocks
around with me until tribunal .
Now* let me tell you about tribunal. This is to get you really oriented into college life. Here you
get all sorts of things thrown at
you—like eggs, mud or any other
glop thoy can think of.
Well , I must close for now, and
find out where the different rooms
and buildings are that I will have
classes in , because this was one
thing they overlooked during Orientation "Week.
Your son.

Frustration Is:

by Liz Cooper
tangled hangers.
putting on your bra backwards
and having it fit.
the nurses at the infirmary —
t hey're the only ones who spray
your throat when you spi-ain your
toe.
profs who think they teach the
only course on campus.
using Clearisil on your chest and
finding it works.
the food(?) at the commons—I
must congratulate the cooks: it
takes a lot of hair to prepare those
meals.
CLUB MEETING
This Thursday, September 19,
at 7:15 p.m., the B Club will hold
its first meeting of the 1968-69
college year in room 21 of Science
Hall. All members are asked to
be present.

NOTICE
Applications for the position of
editor-in-chief of the Olympian ,
the literary publication of BSC,
are now being accepted. Interested students should submit their
qualifications and briefly describe
what they would like to do with
the publication; mail letters by
September 25 ro Olympian Editor,
Waller Hall Box 219.

M A R O O N & GOLD
Vol. XLVII

Wednesday. September 18, 1968
JOSEPH GRIFFITHS
Editor-in-Chio/

...

... With Red Mama?

No. 1

EUGENE LESCAVAGE
Managing Editor

Director of Publication!
Robert Holler
Advisor
Richard Savage
Newt Editors
Dill Toilsworlh & Michael Hock
Feature Editors
Dave Miller & Walt Karmoik y
Sporlt Editors
Dob Schulfz & Charlie Mover
Circulation Manager
Robert Gadimki
Photography Editor
Mike O'Day
Aniilanl Editort
Ron Adami & Mike Slugrin
Copy Editor
Allan Maurer
Th eMaroon & Gold is located on the second door of Waller Hall, News may be submilled by calling 784-4660 , Ext. 323, or by contacting lh« pap«r through Box 301.
The /Maroon & Gold is a member of the Pennsylvania State College Press Association.
Additional Stalli Jeanne DeRoie , Sandy Deloplaine , Carol Burns , Sharon
Topper , Sharon Sklaney, Fran Chabalka , Linda Dodion , Phylls Maciejewiki ,
Barbara Russell , Linda Ennii, Jacquie Feddock , Trudy Norcross , Karen Mundy,
Catherine Surak , Eileen Konysusik , Marquerite Morris, Janet Boyanoski ,
Suian Schenck , Susan M. Barrel , Amy Kaber, David Drucker , Linda Vohey,
Carole Sorber , Susan Zalota , Gina Fair, Kathy Streleckis , Elltabeth Cooper ,
Abby Gorder , Barb ara Pettenglll , Priscllla Clark , Ruth Carpenter.
The Maroon & Gold is published at near bi-weekly as poulblo by, for , and through
the (<«< of the student! of Bloomsburg State College , Bloomiburg, Pennsy lvania,
All opinions exp ressed by columnists and feature writer ), Including lellert-to-theeditor , art not necesssarily those of this publication but those of the Individuals ,

By Lyle Greenfield
Ahhh. Soft, freckled Mama.
LCng, long, tremendous long, redhaired Eileen. Freckles all over
the place. Tiny, tender Eileen. Vblante, voluptuous Eileen. How I
had always loved that long red
hair and every blasted freckle, each
a veritable individualistic entity.
I suppose that I was only fooling
myself by insisting that I didn't
still love her, that I would never
sec her again and that I didn't
want to. After all, I made it
through the summer in good
enough shape, I thought. Getting
' pinned last spring had been an irresponsible mistake on my part.
Who ever heard of getting pinned
and depinned in one night. We
were both drank. I can face that
reality now. I don't know about
her, but I got SO SICK that night.
Talk about a mess!
Oh bitter bad irony. Only 531
students in my Honor Sports Appreciation Seminar and Eileen had
to be in my class—directly and
thirteen rows below me. I knew I
wouldn 't be able to concentrate.
All I could see was fifty minutes of
red hair . My renewed passion was,
yes, uncontainable. I would speak
with her after class to get the
whole foolish vision out of my
head. I needed a D in this course
bad. So I rushed outside and waited
for her after class was over.
"Hello, Eileen," I said coolly.
"Hello Lyle. How was your summer?" I remembered what a terrific conversationalist she had always been. Eileen hadn 't changed.
"Oh , it was great, I mean not so
good . I guess it was alright. How
was your's, Eileen?"
"Pretty stinky, " she said in that
precious, soft voice of hers. I knew
that I was f alling in love again.
An d I wondered , should I . . . should
I ask her out? Yeah, I guess so.
"Eileen, ah, I was wondering ...
um , are you doing anything this
Saturday night? " I asked, thinking
that she was probably thinking of
going downtown with her roommate.
"We} } , LyJe, I was thinking ot going downtown with my roommate,
but I hadn 't planned anything defi nite." I began shaking.
"O good," I said convincingly. "I
mean , Oh!? Would you like to go to
a laundry date with me?"
"That sounds nice, Lyle. But I'll
have to see if I have enough dirty
wash at the end of the week."
"Semper ubi sub ubi," I mumbled
and told her that I'd call to check
Friday night. We then said 'goodbye'.
All week long I thought of Red
Mama , envisioning that screaming
red hair and those riotous freckles.
By the time Friday night came I
was an anticipatory wreck. I phoned
her late, hoping to have allotted all
the time she could possibly need to
reach a decision. And , thank God,
as It turned out, indeed, yes, Eileen
did have enough dirty wash to
merit the laundry date, I sensed
some excitement in her phone
voice. Would Saturday night be the
time t o ask her to Homecoming? I
would play it by the proverbial ear.
Sleep was out of the question
Friday night and Saturday's excitement nearly ruined by me. I spent
much of the day going over my
briefs. Finally 8:00 P.M. arrived
and I picked Eileen up at her
dorm. She was lovely, even with
her hair in curlers.
Wo made light conversation till
we got to the laundromat , but I
was a bit uneasy. ,. wondering,
wondering ... would, should this be
tho night? In fact, wo wore both
uneasy onco Inside, I had never
been on a laundry date before.
Eileon immediately went about her
business.
"Got tho stuff in the washor," I
thought to myself.
"Look out thoro , Eileen," I said
excitedly, pointing to tho front
window. Sho looked momentarily,
giving mo enough time to hastily
empty my Un iversity Laundry Bag

into the washing machine.

"Look at what, Lyle?"
"Oh , Mel Merioski j ust walked
by, " I said nonchalantly.
I was able to start the washer
with only minor coughing and
spewing of suds. She had no difficulty with hers so we both sat
down and chatted about our classes,
prof's, etc. I knew we'd have to un- '
load at the same time , and into
those relenting, see-thru carts. The
pain was something, but I quickly
wheeled my cart over to the dryer
and chucked everything in. Eilee n
acted as if sh e did n't care, though.
She had always impressed me as a
liberal.
Two dimes in each dryer gave
me twenty minutes... twenty minutes to make my move. Would she
already have a date? I wondered.
We both stared hypnotically at the
monotonous motion of the dryers.
I blushed as a pair of my Jockey
shorts floated by the window rather
conspicuously. Eileen smiled knowingly. Two minutes left by my
watch.
"I wonder what the heck's wrong
w it h Lyle?"
"Eileen, you've probably been
wondering what the dickens is
wrong with me tonight."
"No."
"Oh. Well , I, I've been wanting
to ask you, ah , if you 'd , ah , like to
be my date for Homecoming. I
mean forgetting about last year
and everything." (talk about humble)
"Homecoming! Gee, I hadn 't
even thought about it. When is it?"
(sure Eileen)
"October 14th. "
"Lyle , I might be going home
that weekend. Oh wait, that' s the
14th of November. Yes, I'd like to
go Lyle." (talk about glad ) I put
ten more dimes in each dryer; Red
Mama and I went out for a "walk".
Oh , autumnal, equinoctic ecstacy.

A Fresnman Is:
A freshman is:
Looked up as a slave.
A source of fun for the
orientation committee.
Scared.
Usually lost.
The only one who remembers what good food
tastes like.
Tired.
The last to get his mall
box open.
The idiot with the name
sign and dink.
Homesick.
Waiting for September 21!
Janet

"J ournalism is
history in a hurry ."

: Letters;9#^
Dear Editor:
I would like to welcome back on
campus all idealistic or disappointed liberals, inarticulate conservatives, nihilistic revolutionaries, uncommitted moderates, apathetic faculty, and students. If 1
have omitted anyone please write a
nasty reply to the editor , I love a
good debate and need the publicity.
Hopefully the upcoming years will
be an interesting experience for all
members of the college community.
With three newspapers , two political parties . promising the impossible, and the continuous confrontation between liberal and conservative f orces, I would expect a fascinating year.
As for College Council , we nave
already contracted the "Sam and
Dave Revue" for Homecoming,
completed the freshman orientation program , completed an adequate budget , scheduled a few interesting social events and will attempt to do a satisfactory job. If
any person or group has {suggestions or comp '^ints about anythi ng remotely related to CGA ,
please let us know and we guarantee as many ration alizations and
excuses as possible. Many people
have voiced concern about this
year's College Council and others
want to know when the revolution
starts. The concern may be well
founded. The revolution and/or
evolution has been going on for a
number of years. Don't expect
miracles, but by the same token no
one is going to roll over and play
dead.
I would like also to extend my
sincere congratulations to Cindy
Rogers and Benny Lesko for a job
well done with freshman orientation. Also Dave Keifer for his outstanding job on the Pilot.
Ron Schulz
CGA Pres.

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Jshnin q

With the opening of the new
South Hall dining area, we decided
that it was only fair to investigate
to see how the BSC students regard it. We think the best way to
describe their feelings is to let
them speak for themselves.
See if you can find your opinion
among those registered by others :
"It's so small."
"I love it. It's more fun to eat in
small groups."
"There's never any food left by
the time I get there."
"South is a great chance to check
out the girls in that dorm."
"There's too many flies."
"Good thing I don't have to go
out in the rain when it's time to
eat."
"The smell of laundry soap powder drowns out the smell of the
food. Thank goodness!!"

Spell It Like Obituar y

Last week distribution began for the 1960 yearbook, the Obiter. The
later than normal distribution date was duo to the fact that this volume
included all of the spring sports and activities. This wns the first yearbook at Bloomsburg to ever give complete coverage of the school year.
Many students and faculty members who did not order the Obiter last
year have since tried to buy copies of the volume. To this date , however,
extra copies have not been available, This is because printing schedules
are such that the yearbook staff must order a specific number of books
early in the fall , and cannot order more later. The funds from CGA allocations and student sales nro invested in the quality of the book, and
not In extra copies for people who have yet to buy it. This Insures maximum quality in the book for those who are willing to order early.
No Extra Copies
This year positively no extra copies are being ordered. If students
and faculty do not order copies In advance thoy will bo unable to buy
IHem next fall. Until October 21 the price of tho book will be six dollars.
As of November 1 tho prico will rise to olght dollars, and ton days later
Bales will cease. After Novomber 10 the Obiter will not, and Indoed can
not (stneo printing of tho book will havo already boHun), accopt any
furthor orders.
'(10 Obiter
1060 yearbooks are on sale dally in tho Obiter office room 231, Waller
Hall. Seniors who are graduating in January, May, or August need not
ordor the book. It will automatically bo mailed to thorn In early Soptomber.

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1968 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE Major Chan ges

Sp o eU

GOLF COURSE MAKES NEWS '
4:00 — Sept. 13, 1968
Today Mario Groundhog, world
famous groundhog, stepped out of
his fashionable "early ground"
home to eat his daily meal of four
leaf clovers.
Unfortunately Mari o stepped directly into the path of an oncoming blocking sled complete with
cleats and thudding linemen. Mario's last words were "I knew it
was football season, but I thought
the golf course was off-limits to
that sport."
The fact that the golf course is
now used for football practice is
only one of many changes occurring on the campus this year. First
year football coach Jerry Denstorff
is building his team around the defense. (If you don 't remember what
a defen se is, look it up in your
neighborhood dictionary.)
Coach Denstorff has two soph,
prospects vying for the quarterback position vacated by Rich Lichtel. Rich's spot will be filled by
either Terry Lessman or Tom Schneider. At the fullback spot , John
Rossi and Paul Scrimkovsy are providing each other with competition.
Senior, Art Sell, will fill the tailback position. Marvin Serhan and
Greg Berger are battling for the
wing back spot, but both will
probably see plenty of action. The
offensive line positions are up for
grabs except for the center spot
which Roy Smay has already
nailed down. Stutzman, Sacco, and
Barretts are lighting for the starting guard, positions. McCue, Schaedler, and Christina are the tackles.
McCue has already nailed down one
of the tackle spots. The other spot
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starting end positions.
Over on defense, the situation is
the same. The end positions will be
filled by either Walborn, Bottigliere, or Matthewe. Three seniors,
Krammes, Nagy, and Petkas are
vying for the tackle position. Rlimble, Little, and Barnhart wiii play
linebacker with Barnhart a probable starter. At the nose position,
Ernie Verdal and Gerald Lastowski
are fighting for a starting spot. In
the backfield Shell will fill the fang
spot and Junes, Bonnacci, Davis,
and Holland will fill the other positions in the backfield.
The team appeal's fairly solid at
every position, but is far from midseason timing in both the offensive
and defensive backfield. Coach Denst orff's basic idea "is to have the
best football players on the field —
position doesn't really matter."
Half of the starting defense and
offense will be sophomores, and all
young teams will make mistakes,
but competition among themselves
and a lot of spirit should enable us
to field a good team.

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It is normally thought that improvement goes hand-in-hand with
change. If that is the case then
this year's Cross-Country team
should be one of the finest that
Bloomsburg State College has ever .
produced. These kind of statements
are made in the beginning of most
every sports season but the 19681969 Cross Country squad is out to
prove themselves worthy of such
statements.
One of the major changes is the
appointment of Dr. Clyde S. Noble
as the Head Coach of the team. Dr.
Noble is a professor in the chemistry department at BSC. He looks
upon his assignment as a challenge
to which he will devote much of
his time and efforts.
A second maj or change is the
development of a new five-mile
course to be used for home meets.
The course is in the final stages of '
completion and it involves much
more grass and turf running as
compared to nearly five miles of
road running in previous seasons;
The new course takes in much of
the area between the hospital and
the apartment complex north of
Lightstreet.
The last major change is new
team morale and equipment. These
changes could greatly aid the team
in their quest for a superb season. Returning lettermen include:
Chuck Bowman (The Married Flying Parson), Jim Carlin (The
Philly Stomper), Mike Engle (Mr.
Mass), Tom Henry (Mr. Determination) , Mike Horbal (The Gutless
Wonder), Dave Kelter (The Swimmer), and Charlie Moyer (?). The
Freshmen squad has many candidates and will attempt to uphold
the traditional undefeated freshmen seasons of past years.
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That's the story, let's all go down
to
the river and support the crew
As we return to B.S.C. for the
team
in the upcoming season.
beginning of a new year we notice
Speaking
of the upcoming season,
many changes on campus. Across let's
see
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the waterborne Huskfrom Waller Hall is the new Riveries
have
in
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for them on the
view Apartments, latest addition to 69-70 calendar.
the Bloomsburg Redevelopment
ine nusKies nave a tougn nrst
Park. In the future there will be year
in front of them as they bus
several new buildings to add to the to Warsaw
on the 17th of Novemmonsoon muck.
ber to meet the Budapest UniverNext spring the ground will be sity oarers. From there they travel
broken for the new two story boat- to Kiev to meet a rough and ready
house to be constructed south of Soviet Workers Boat Club. The
the Bloomsburg Airport. It's, about same week finds them in Venice to '
time that the Administration has trade oars with an experienced
awaken to the fact that Blooms- Grand Canal team, that is still flyburg is a riverside college, and ing high after this year's upset vicshould have a crew team racing on' tory over Luch's Rockers in the Inthe river.
ternational Championships played
A recent bulletin listed the re- at the Nairobi Indoor Pool and
quirements for the future crew Swimming Hole. Luch's team was
teamers:
disqualified for unsportsmanlike
Must be at least 6 feet tall ,
conduct just because they filled
in stocking feet.
their boat with ice to keep the
(To carry the shell over
half of Bud cold, they destroyed
low spots.)
16 of the 18 entering boats, and
Must love water, or anythey filled the shell belonging to
thing brewed with water.
the Grand Canal team with tootsie
Must hate to lose graceroll wrappers. Because of their refully.
action to the fun the Italians won
Must have some idea
the Sore Guys Award.
where the river is located.
Luch told this reporter that he
Must bring own swimsuit.
hopes to be back this year if the
Must have crew cut.
"other sissies don't have us disMUST BE LI G H TER
qualified for entering a turbine
THAN WATER.
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the Huskies open against the
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