State releases audit ; $6 refunded to frosh Gri ff is Griffis views student life Life for students at B.S.C. is one flowing experience of real life activities and should be free of compartmentalization with the academic and social areas connected , said Dr. Jerrold Griffi s, V.P. for Student Life. His philosophy on student life includes a global view of education encompassing all that a student encoun ters in his college experience. The judicial systems and policies were recently placed under review by Dr. Griffis. Mr. Norton , Dean of Students, is ip charge of co-ordinating the judicial systems , possibly through the use of a representative committee to discuss issues surrounding the judicial process on campus. Personnel within the student life staff are now reviewing the situation on campus concerning co-ed housing. Dr. Griffis is receptive to suggestions concerning women's hours. In the area of co-ed housing Dr. Griffis does not favor men and women living together on the same floor or in the same room unless there are proper facilities to handle this type of living. Concerning the attitude that colleges often act "in loco parentis ," Dr. Griffis feels it is slowly diminishing. Although the attitude is slowly changing from one of the college being "parent," this does not mean that the institution is less interested in students but is willing to give them more responsibility, stressed Dr. Griffis . Although in favor of college health serv ices offering counseling on problem pregnancies, abortion , and sexuality in general , Dr. Griffis stressed the importance of qualified , professional and sympathic counselors. Steering comm. set At the invitation of President Nossen, the administrative staff of the college as well as the executive committee of College Council met on September 27 to make plans for the college year. The President has designated this year as "A Time for Assessment and Planning" and at the meeting he expressed his wish to consult with administrators on all future improvement plans for BSC. Present at the meeting were the Deans of the Schools, all vicepresidents and their assistants , John Quatroche, assistant to the president, and the president, v ice-president , s ecretar y, historian , and treasurer , parliamentarian of C.G.A. The major point which Nossen had to make was regarding the formation of a steering comm i ttee to set u p a calendar of events for the current year. This committee would be composed of an alumnus of BSC , the Secretar y of the Chamber of Commerce, the Ma yor of Bloomsburg (or a designate) , th e presid ent of t h e Boar d of Trustees, the president of C.G.A., the president of the Senate , the vice-presidents for Student Life . Administrative Services , and Academic Affairs. The idea for a steering committee to help with college improvement was generally accepted , the only dissention being tha t the idea has been tried Unsuccessfully twice before. Dr. Nossen replied that these former attempts would serve as a good outline for success and help in avoiding previous mistakes. Another idea presented was tha t of using the Student-Faculty Senate comm i ttees as muc h as possible for the advancement of the improvement program . Dr. Nossen proposed that a member of the Board of Trustees be included in the membership of each Senate committee for help in the advancement of this program , Th e rema i nd er of t h e meeti ng was ta ken up with discussion of possible growth at BSC. Possibilities of different methods of g rowt h were di scussed an d t he proposal of a goal of 5,600 students by 1975 was mentioned . The proposal of the year 1980 as a possible date for university status for BSC was also mentioned , with the year 2000 as a date for final completion of all goals. s.l.s. $6 Refunded To Frosh Freshmen who participated in the 1971 Summer Orientation program are receiving refunds of six dollars each, but the college and the State Auditor General's office disagree over custody of the balance of the surplus accrued from that program. In an audit of the Bloomsburg Foundation, Inc., the office of Auditor General Robert P. Casey has recommended the surplus be remitted to the commonwealth. Dr.' Nossen in his reply to the audit report maintains the money remaining in the fund after all expenses have been paid should be kept in Bloomsburg. He points out orientation is not seen as relating specifically to a threeday period in the summer, but incorporates other activities during the year. The funds remaining in the account, he contends, should be used for those activities. 17-Page Report The recommendations regarding the summer orientation program funds were included in a 17-page report of an audit of the Bloomsburg Foundation , dated August 19, and released to the press this week. The report raised the question of use of Commonwealth property for the benefit of the Foundation and other problems concerning the possible co-mingling of Commonwealth and Foundation assets and activities. The audit report urges the department of education to "Campus News and Views" is your college radio show and will be presented Monday through Thursday nights from 10:35 to 11:00 p.m. over WHLM , 550 AM on your dial beginning Monday October 11. This program is sponsored by the Student Pennsylvania State Education Association (SPSE/ty and will be presented under a totally different sphere than in previous years. Our objectives are to bring you coverage of any and all news on campus or concerned with BSC; to present both sides of any issues tha t may arise; to announce upcoming events and-or interview people presenting any such events, to interview various organizations' so that you may know how they work, especially the C.G.A. andI Student-Faculty Senate. Members of this year 's crew are : Barb Gillott , Brian Major, Jerry Olsen, Ray Seigfield, Mike Sinisko and Maggie Ryan , Chairman. We welcome your suggestions, comments and ideas, just contact any of the above people or write to SPSEA BOX 303 or Maggie Ryan , BOX 468. SPSEA sponsors news an d views Opera a success Giacomo Puccini's La Boheme, performed by The Goldovsky Grand Opera Theatre , was presented Sunday in Haas. This was the first event in the Artists and Lecture Series. Opening remarks were made by Boris Goldovsky , who produced , directed and conducted this presentation. He does not normally travel with the Opera Theatre. He also urged the audience to write to their congressmen and senators in support of grants to the fine arts which make such presentations possible. The Opera , performed in English rather than its original French , captivated the attention of the audience which was made up of mostly townspeople, some students , faculty , and many people from surrounding commun ities. In spite of some problems with the closing and opening of the curtain and some props falling when they weren't supposed to, the performance was excellent. The principle performers were : Thomas O 'Lear y as Rudolfo and Katherine Kaufman as Mimi , Rudolfo , a poet , living w ith three other Bohemian friends — a philosopher , a painter, and a musician — falls in lov e with Mimi whp is a seamstress. The opera ends with a touching scene in which the seemingly happy reunion of Mimi . and Rudolfo, who had parted earlier , is terminated by Mimi's death. The next event in the Artist and Lecture Series will be Wednesday, February 9, 1972 when they will present The Pennsylvania Ballet. establish procedures and guidelines for the operation of Foundations of the state-owned colleges and universities. Dr. Nossen in his statement endorses • this recommendation. "The Bloomsburg Foundation has had an active first year," Dr. Nossen stated. "Primarily , this was a year to seek methods of operation and to finance the numerous legitimate requests which it has received. The Directors intended to operate within the framework of the law and to the best of their knowledge, have done so. During the past year, the directors of the Foundation have been attempting to establish guidelines and operating procedures within the framework of their charter." The Foundation was established...in the realization that private funds are necessary to fulfill those educational objectives which either cannot or should not be financed by the state. In its establishment, college officials sought every way possible to ascertain appropriate rules of operation. It received virtually nothing related to specific guidelines. Such guidelines are essential if the college is to operate fully in accord with the Auditor's interpretation of the law, and to avoid unjust criticism. " The report also recommended that all rental fees collected by the Foundation for noneducational activities be remitted to the Commonwealth. Dr. Nossen's position is that a portion be held by the Foundation as an administrative fee for making arrangements. Nothing 'illegal' Tom R. Brislin , press representative for the Auditor General confirmed the audit does not contain any charges of illegal activities. He said the audit was made at the request of an indiv idual whom he could not name. The Foundation by-laws permit such an audit at any time by the college or the auditor IPC Invltot ttudontt to boat rtco Suitdt y, O«t. .10, •* 1 pm. (continued on pago four) en tho tutquohai m* Rlvtr (( W£ UUKIL D f«\£F ER , PlS TflR 9S 5ooTh >l»ETNA!-\ >5 Cort C£M4^ o , f HflT its DEfAoc Pv&Tt C PROCESS UX>v)LD GROW f ASTEfc .v/E BELIEV E THAT Cor4 SW£fc ftfcLE HEA9U)»^ MRS SEEN n /Aft\ >E? i -fticH ARO n. A/ )XOM W) WSt FORUM by Tom Beveridge What is wrong at Bloomsburg State College? Is it really a lack of communication? Or the credibility gap? Or distrust? Or apathy , ignorance? Or s o m e other reason? All the above reasons have been given for the recent turmoi l which has occurred on campus. And perhaps it is a combination of all of these reasons. There is no doubt that every student , regardless of class, whether a commuter or a resident, whether in Liberal Arts or Professional Studies, is affected by the recent turmoil on campus. A very good ex ample of why students are disturbed and uneasy can be cited. Recently, an amendment to the Student Faculty Senate Constitution was proposed which would allow for eleven new students to be seated on the Senate . This would bring the ratio of students to faculty to approximately 1:2 respectively . However, an informed source close to faculty senators, namely VOL. L Dr. Joseph P. Vaugha n , has told me that the new amendment has little chance of passage. It seems that a majority of faculty feel that "studentsshould be seen and not heard" . In fact , there are those on the Senate who believe tha t not a single seat on the Senate should be occupied by a student. How does this attitude help bridge the gap of distrust which now exists between students and facul ty ? It seems as though certain faculty either fear "student power"or do not believe that students can accept responsibility . They still feel that students are immature. It has been proven that the majority of students of this generation are more matur e and more apt to accept resporr.ibility tha n any generation of students that has preceded us. We are more knowledgeable and more "tuned " to current events. Yet we are still basically regarded as "unfit" to sit on the Student Faculty Senate. ( continued on page four ) THE MAROON AND GOLD NO. 9 Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Co-Marufllng Editor s Newt Editor Feat ure Edi t or Art Editor Photo Editor Photographer Co-Copy Editor * Cir culat ion Manager Contributin g Editor Advitfcr Jim Sachett l . Carol Kishbiugh .. . Karen Kelnard Sue Sprague Frank Pinol i Ter r y Bleu John Stugrln Tom Schofleld .. Kata Calpin Linda Ennls Na ncy Van Pelt Elaine Pungrati Allan Ma irer Kenneth Hoffman STAFF: Ka y Boy les , Georgiana Cher lnchak , Marela Kllnger, Stave Connoll ey, Ellen Doyle , Mark Foueart , Kris t in Kolb ev er, Joyce Keefer , Marty Kleiner , Sally Kurre n, Dan Marosh, Joe McGavin , Mik e Maii lnger, Cindy Mtctone r , Joe Miklos , Rom Montayne , Jim Nallo, Bob Oli var, Sue Relchen pauch , Tom Rocko vich , Denise Ross, Craig Ruble, Margi e Simons , Nancy Laux , Beth , Yoakel, John Woodwa rd, Mike Yarm ey, Ron Sefbeyr Maria Carey, Ron Perry. you can't The MAG ii located in Roo m 234 Waller; if come up, call Ext. 32) or Wr ite Box 301 . Record Review Surf s up By Bob Oliver Do you remember back in late 1965 when both the Beach Boys and the Beatles were going strong? Many radio stations had "Who's Most Popular " contests between the two in these polls; the Beach Boys always made out well . In fact , over the next few years they could always be counted on for live top singles a year. They were known initially for their "surfin ' " sound, but as times and music changed, so did the Beach Boys. Always known for 'wonderfully' produced and arranged albums, they began to outdo themselves. They made fantastic albums, lik e "Sunflower," "Wild Honey " and "Friends; " all well ahead of their time. They didn't ' sell well , and the Beach Boys faded into the sun for a while. Now they are back on top of the music scene with their hot-selling album "Surf's Up. " The album is not in a "set mold," being more of a collection of various types of music. "Don 't Go Near the Water" r e s e m b l e d a n updated Across the Universe." Dealing with ecology, some of the more meaningful lyrics are : "Don't go near the water...Our water's going bad... tooth paste and soap will make our ocean a bubble bat h, so let's avoid an ecological aftermath , beginning with me, beginning with you. " It has a nice rhythm and a soft , flowing sound. "Long Promised Road" reminds one of old Beach Boys' songs because of its interchanging fast-and-slow rhythm. ( "Long promised road , trail starts at dawn...carries on to the season 's end...flow s to the source, gentle force, never ending. ") Carl Wilson 's voice, beginning softly , suddenly breaks UU l VVIIUI J . Judging from its title, "Disney Girls (1957) " would seem to be a song with their past sound. But instead , it is a soft ballad in which someone reminisces, "Patti Page and summer days, on old Cape Cod — Happy times makin' wine in my garage — Country shade and lemonade, guess I'm slowing down — Open cars and clearer stars, that's what I've lacked". No one will sing about the 50's this way for awhile, and if a { cont inue d on page four ) Le tt ers To: Governor Shap p, President Nossen , Maroon & Gold Gentlemen : I am not an expert about what is going on at B.S.C. concerning th e coaches, athletes , dissatisfied black students , women students , etc.s but I do kn ow a little about the petiti on tha t was circulated aroun d the campus. The petition was signed by 2,000 students , man y of whom j ust lined up and signed without reall y rea ding it. When I was asked to sign , the person askin g me for my signature didn 't really tell me wh at I was supposed t o sign. I know of a f ew people who signed the petition thi nking it was for better communicatio n between the adm i nistrati on and the students . In my opinion they d idn 't think it was an attack agai n st the P resident of our colle ge. I j ust wonder how man y st uden ts who signed the p etition reall y knew wha t they were signing? Very truly yours , Dav id Katch , Student at B.S.C. McCabe & Mrs . Miller Movie Review by Blass —to the girl with the bubble gum— "McCabe and Mrs. Miller" is the most depressing movie I've seen since "Gimme Shelter." It's also the most beautiful all-round movie I've seen since "Butch Cassady ." I'm very ambivalent about this flick , I love the way it's done and hate what it says, maybe because deep down I agree with it, and I feel very cleverly manipulated by the people responsible. Take Robert Altman , for instance , maker of "M-A-S-H" and "Brewster McCloud ," neither a \cry happy film , but e a c h a funny fil m . . Altman knows enough to start "McCabe" off as a funny film , knows that the more he builds his protagonist up the more we'll feel for him when he's shot the hell down. Take his protagonist , for instance. He 's a card-dealing, derby-wearing, cigar-chomping, egg-sucking ( make that eggdrinking) sonovabitch of an illreputed gunfighter named McCabe, and he's played perfectly by Warren Beatty . Now we all remem ber Beatt y f rom "Bonn ie and Clyde," some of us recall him in something awful called "Kaleidoscope," an d too f ew of us have even seen him in Arthur Penn 's "Mickey One/ 1 but somehow it probably isn 't easy to a ccept hi m as such a character particularly if you've read Edmund Naughton's 1959 novel from which this flick came). Tough: Beatty pulls it off from the moment he gets off his horse and walks into the Presbyterian Church saloon . Now , a b ou t P resb y terian Church. It ' s supposed t o be a zi nc-m i n i ng town , and it looks i t. The set is one of the most realis ti c I've ever seen. Cripes, "The Mollie Maguires" was filmed in Eckley and PLAYBOY could still get away with saying the sets looked fake . Ah , but Presbyterian Church is something else entirely , it looks and feels like an old West mining town right down from its Chinatown shanties to its dogs to its miners (not a Hollywood type in the lot). It looks awful , this town , er , set, so awful that from the very first mention you know that McCabe ain 't gonna have no trouble setting up his whorehouse. He doesn 't, either. He recruits three girls, 2 for 1 Lil, Pinto Kate, and Almighty Alma for $200.00 and sets up a right successful self-service enterprise. Does alright, too, even if Almighty Alma has trouble holding it in before she gets to the potty (not to mention that she's prone to attack her customers). And then Mrs . Miller ,iL'omes along. Mrs. Miller is Julie Christie. Or Julie Christie is Mrs. Miller. Anyway, they 're one an d the same. Christie is really good. Like she was so good in "Darling " that I hated her; she was so good in "Dr. Zhivago" that I loved her; she was so bad in "Fahrenheit 451" that everybody hated her; and she's so good as Mrs. Miller that McCabe loves her. Mrs. Miller is a whore. She admits it right when McCabe is mak i n g og le ey es at her , it doesn 't faze her. She wants to t eam u p with h i m , strictl y b usiness t hat is , with more girls and better hygiene. She even wan ts t o set up a bathhouse for t he m i ners to use bef ore they visit the girls. She expla ins all this whilst wolfing down the ugliest ( continued on pag e fou r) P ro football Previ ew Our experts pick : TWO VIEWS Baltimore by 14 over Buffalo have ever been near any If you Washington by 9 ov er Houston TV lounge in one of the Mens' Miami by 7 over Cincinnati dorms on a .Monda y night , you Minnesota by 17 over will know something interesting Philadelphia is happening. But what? A NYJ by 3 over NE Pats. super-porno flick? No, just the Cleveland by 7 over Pittsburgh wonderful game of Pro football , Atlanta by 3 over St. Louis with Dandy Don and Harrassing Green Bay by 3 over Detroit Howard. Chicago by 3 over New Orleans Due to this interest in football , KC by 10 over SD the M&G has decided to run a Oakland by 14 over Denver critics' view of the upcoming SF by 7 over LA weeks predicted winners and Dallas by 7 over NYG scores.. Women know the score : As an added attraction , and to Baltimore over Buffalo kindle some Women 's interest in Washington over Houston ' football games, we will have a Miami over Cincinnati girl give her picks for the upPhiladelphia over Minnesota coming week's games. She , NYJ over NE Pats. having no prior experience in this Pittsburgh over Cleveland field , will match wits with our Atlanta over St. Louis expert. Green Bay ov er Detroit Chicago over New Orleans the column will run every San Diego over Kansas City Friday. If you have any Denver over Oakland suggestions or comments, drop a SF over LA line to "Sports Editor , Box 301 Dallas over NYG Waller". Congrats ' to Phil's Wise The 1971 baseball season is nearly over , but for the Phil's Rick Wise , it will be one he will never forget Pitching for the celler dwelling Phillies, Rick posted seventeen victories , including a no-hitter against Cincinnati in June. He also prov ided his own hitting support in this game as he belted 2 home runs. Although he is a pitcher, Rick is also well known for his hitting, as his league-leading average in 1969 attests. Also, this year he hit 6 home runs, only one short of Don Drysdale's record for a pitcher. On September 18, Wise became the second pitcher in major league history to retire 32 consecutive batters in one game , the first being Harvey Haddix of the Pirates, who retired 36 Braves in succession in 1959. outs, 4 shutouts, 270 innings pitched , and an ERA under 2.90. 1971 was a wonderful year for the man who in 1964 as a 19 year old was in the thick of the NL pennant race. It took a while to become a star , but work paid off. We salute you Rick , the bright spot on a poor team. GOLFERS :NOTE Mr. Charles Chronister , BSC golf coach, extends his thanks to the administration for their efforts in obtaining Frosty Valley Country Club for fall golf . He also extends an invitation to all those interested in playing fall golf to contact him at his office in Centennial. FORE ) Don't be left out. by John Woodward On Sunday, October 10, 1971, two intrepid argonauts from each of the seven fraternities at Bloomsburg State College will brave the cruel, cold autumn air and the treacherous currents and rocky bottom of the Susquehanna River near Bloomsburg in a marathon boat race sponsored by the Inter-Fraternity Council. The sturdy homemade craft used by the argonauts must have been made for a cost of five dollars or less, according to Terry Easterday of Sigma Pi, chairman of the event, and both men must cross the finish line in order for their Greek organ ization to score points ; no "In the Year of the Pig " will be shown tonight at 7:00 p.m. in the points will be scored if a Andruss Library auditorium. The fraternity does not enter, and one film yield s a view of the history of the Vietna mese struggle from French engagements in the 1930's to American involvement in the 1960's. A review of the film in the New York Times stated : "It will nail many people to their seats Kenneth L. Beaudoin, creator ...the picture is invaluable on two coun ts. First, it provides a of the "eye-poem" and nationally succinct , backward refresher known poet, will be a guest of the course on our initial Vietnamese Department of Art October 7 - 9 , involvement...Second, although according to Dr. Percival R. some of the footage speaks Roberts, III, chairman. During his stay Mr. Beaudoin volumes, it is the statements by the men who led us there and will give a poetry reading, open those who went there that cut . to the public, in the Haas Center through to the quick ." The film is for the arts on Thursday evening being shown as part of the course at 8 p.m. An exhibition of his eye Contemporary Issues in United poems will also be featured in the States History . Students and art gallery . Following the faculty are welcomed tp attend . reading, an artist's reception will be held . Refreshments will be served, provided by ARA Inc. On Friday, Mr. Beaudoin will meet with art students in the Faculty Loungeof the Bakeless Center for the Humanities to discuss his involvement and innovations wi th the "eye-poem." art form . At noon, he will visit the Blake and Yeats poetry class of Mr. Film on Vietn am Join The M&G Come ski with us 101 OCTANE REGULAR 29* r^ * JOHN POLLINO'S 33« 9 U** HESS WEEKEND SPECIAL101 OCTANE A .9 2y Friday- Saturday- Sunday QO• 9 Oct. 8-Oct. 9-oct. log g Richard Savage. The eye poem has been referred to as the pop art of poetry . About the form, Mr. Beaudoin says : "I believe the compulsive drive behind my own eye-poem production has been simply envy of the beautiful print any Lucky Strike, Campbell Soup or dog food advertisement can seem to afford in a generation in which even the most breathtaking poetry seems doomed to the most eye-straining sort of print." The eye-poems hav e been exhibited internationally , printed \x[ limited editions and in magazines, and are being used for study in English classes. They have gained popularity and a following on the West Coast and in the South and Southwest. Literary and Film Society News Tickets are now on sale for membership in the Literary and Film Society's Fall program. To purchase a ticket send $3.00 to box 261. Membership tickets will also be availa ble at the door the night of the first showing. The films to be shown this year are: OCTOBER 12th — A W. C. Fields festival — the master comedian in several of his funniest films. Also shown on the same evening will be VN CHIEN ANDOLOU a surrealistic film by Bunel and Dali with some of the m ost sh ocki n g scenes ever filmed . OCTOBER 20 — YOJIMBO — by Kurosawa a sat ire on Samura i films, • the Japanese western. FETTERMANS BARBER SHOP — QUALITY— GASOLINE STATION 429 WEST MAIN-BLO OMSBURG REGULAR point will be scored if only one of the two men finishesor if the boat does not finish at all. Thrrace will begin promptly at one o'clock , with starting positions drawn beforehand at 12:45. All of this will be held under the watchful eyes of Mr. Ha upt, Mr. Zarski, Mr. Bonacci, and Mr. Cortese, judges for the event. According to Terry, the college community is more than welcome to attend this heroic struggle of the Grecian boatmen on the wild and wooly Susquehanna as it progresses from its starting point at the Airport bridge to its finish at the town dock . All are encouraged to come out and root for their favorite Greeks. Crea tor of "Eye Poem " to visit BSC This year at B.S.C. the ski club an organization we will be enhopes to offer the most produc- titled to a discount of up to 50 per tive year since the ski club was cent on travel, ski expenses founded and is looking forward to (tickets , rentals and lessons) and many enjoy able events. We are over-night lodging. In future now in the process of planning a meetings we plan to show tree ski one-da y trip to New York City for films and discuss plans for the Sixth Annual Ski Show which weekend trips to out-of-state ski will be held at the New York areas. Tuesday, Oct. 12, at 7:00 we will Coliseum , Oct. 28-31. Prior to hold our next meeting in Harthat , we hope to have a free bus , Room 79; all students and tline trip to Camelback Ski Area in the faculty are invited to attend and Aside from unusual feats for a near future for the ski-swap sale pitcher, Rick still had a great where one may pick up used ski join the ski club. A ski film will be year—17 victories, over 155 strike equipment qui te cheaply. Also, as shown. 9 Classic Grecian struggle Foot of ColUg * Hill Bloomsburg , Pa. NOVEMBER 3 — THE APPALOSA a western , one of Marlon Brando's best films. NOVEMBER 9 — A Charlie Chaplin Festival. A series of several films featuring the unchallenged star of his day, an excurs ion i n to a true comic genius. NOVEMBER 30 — CRY THE BELOVED COUNTRY based on the Adam Payton novel, a tale of ~" suffering and oppression in South Africa . DECEMBER 7 - PHANTOM OF THE OPERA -A silent film , one of the earliest and best of . the horror films with Lon Chaney . All of these films will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in Kuster Auditorium . Mr. Rip Micheri, di rector of t h is y ears the Society believes the films to be shown provide a p erf ect balance between classic comedy and melodrama and Invites all faculty to take part in this years showings. LALLI'S CAMERA ft HOBBY SHOP 112 N. Market Street , Berwick Phi 759-9401 All Popular Cameras at Popular Prices Photo Finishing Projectors Darkroo m Equipment and Supplies Tape Recorders- —Exclusive area Ampex dealer. Radio Controlled Model Planes — Slot Cars Discount for B.S.C. Students 'A UDIT Movie Review (continued fro m page two) photog raphy and sof t music... (I never knew I liked Leonard meal ever seen on screen. McCabe listens to her , goes along Cohen so much , he always with her, doesn 't even complain seemed to be too biting, too that she takes every man in town whimpery . But as the credits as a customer...he listens, and finish up, I love Leonard Cohen, and everybody responsible for dooms himself... Because Big Business sets in , this movie, no matter how upalong with the frontier Mafia . setting it is). Money and pain...whores and And all the humanity of the first hour is destroyed cooly other women. Watch out for them traveli n ' ladies, fella . You 'll fi gh t and deliberately in the last. Humanity — there are some every man for them and they 'll priceless bits in here. Like Mc- leave you in the snow every time. Eut then , if a frog had wings, he Cabe riding his three whores into town while the church cross is wouldn 't bum p his ass so much. being reserected and while Leonard Cohen sings "Sisters of Mercy ." Like a girl saying she won't do it with no Chinks. Like (c ontinued from page two) the miners' pondering over the possible ways Chinese girls are single comes from this album , built. Like the soundtrack "Girls " should be lt. playing "Silent Night" while the Unlike any other Beach Boys cameras move to McCabe 's song I've ever heard is "Student round non-virgins. Like Mrs. Demonstration Time". The lyrics Miller never admitting she loves aren 't that impressive, but the McCa be more than her opium (or sound is tremendous. A police maybe never realizing) . Like one siren screams in the background miner saying he don't mind and blends in well. taking baths, he just don't like "Looking at Tomorrow (A people telling him WHEN. Like Welfare Song)" has a moving customer and whore peeping sound with nice lyrics, "Bess and into the action going on next me were feeling bad, all the good bedroom . Like the classic line jobs they were had — I had to that's ejaculated when it's first take a job sweeping up floors, I discovered the church is on fire. don't mind that much....But you Humanity—from a whore's birth- know I could be doing so much day party to the town minister more. silently watching a man get beat " 'Til I Die" and "Surf's Up", to death and then slouching back two of the three songs Brian to his church, never saying a Wilson wrote on this album , are .word. Altman nails so many soothing, little pieces that things it's uncan ny , and it's all \must be listened to often to be filmed in a stunning supply of appreciated. Upon first listening yellows and blues. Maybe that's to these two songs it seems that /Utman 's view of humans : t h e y - w e r e p u t o n t h e they're always blue, but they're album to fill up the second side even more y ellow . but , believe me, they weren't. No one is honest in this movie. This album , like most Beach No one. It reminds me of "The Boys albums , is produced Maltese Falcon ," nobody is flawlessly . 'It might be the best straight. Every person herein is they have ever made. It is unique out for himself in some way, even and easy to listen to. My only love is selfish. McCabe wouldn 't question is: Why haven 't they get his ass whupped if he been given credit during the past wouldn 't try to impress Mrs . couple of years for being a top Miller ( who always makes him American group? pay for her love). Like he says himself , he's got poetry in him , and it sure ain't his fault the only woman he ever cared for is a whore, now is it? (continued from page two ) That's another thing. I don 't think Altman likes women. Sure It is this basic attitude which Mrs . Miller 's eyes light up with causes continued distrust and childish glee, but only after she's lack of confidence in studentsmoked up. Sure she kindly tells facul ty relationships. Through the use of the McCabe to eat his dinner before it gets cold , but only after she's MAROON AND GOLD and this chewed his wrinkled ass off. And letter , I hope to encourage the yeah she comforts McCabe at her reader to support this new breast , but only after he's failed amen dment to the Studentat having sex with her. Sure she Faculty Senate Constitution . I worries about him , but only after employ the reader and every he's got hired killers after him student on cam pus to seek out because he held out for more and speak wi th Senate members money to impress her. Sure she and to encourage these Senate members to support this new loves him...yeah, sure. The end is real, that's all I can amendment which would allow say, complete with twenty the students of this College a minutes of search-and-kill stronger voice in the government gunfight in a soft horrible of the College commun ity . A snowfall , complete with voice which as students , we strangely funny stumbling should have and must have. motions as a man runs for his life, complete with a burning church and an empty town and a bullet in the gut , complete with the meanest 7-foot-tall bastard of a Across from the Union villian within memory, complete with pain , money and pain. Welcome back , Money and pain...the movie in two words. There's all types of all grads pain , and damned if almost every one of them isn't caused by and alumni money . Altman 's one eag le wh o wouldn't shit us, an d h e leaves Plain and Ham Hoagiot , us bitte r, f rustrate d, helpless, all ChotM • Popporoni • Onion in the midst of splendid Phna. Our own Mado ko Record Review Forum Kanps Nook Don Lewellyn TV -STEREO SERVICE 232 Iroi St. 784-2274 Croim , Hour•i Moh. • Thuri. 9:00. 11>00 Friday Saturda y inntay tt00- 12i00 4sKMttOO n »om»to (continue d fro m page one ) general's office. .. Brislin said this is the first such audit conducted of a state college Auditor foundation. The General's office had met with opposition to similar audits at "one or two other colleges" Brislin added. He said the AG office is currently attempting to "get a legal ruling " on the matter. In a letter to David H. Kurtzman , Secretary, Department of Education , Auditor General Casey stated the findings and recommendations contained in the (Bloomsburg) Foundation audit report are pertinent to all such organizations contained within the state college and university structure. During the audit the existence of a College Trust Fund formed in 1958 and the forerunner of the Foundation was brought to the *attention of the auditors by John Trathen. The Trust Fund was then included in the examination . This led to a recommendation that all gifts received by the college and originally deposited in the Trust Fund should remain under the control of the college trustees and therefore should be returned to the college's control. These funds had been transferred to the Foundation. Dr. Nossen, in reply , said the board of trustees had voted to delegate the administrative responsibilities of the College Trust Fund to the Foundation. The report also recommended an investigation by the AG's legal counsel of the legality of Federal Grants going directly to Foundations . Interlocking Direct ors Concerning interlocking directorships, the report cites the positions of President Nossen and Trustee William Lank as officers or directors of both the United Penn Bank and the Bloomsburg Foundation. The report recommends that this interlocking directorship be discontinued to eliminate any actual or potential conflict of interest. Dr. Nossen stated that prior to accepting the United Penn Bank directorship he asked the office of the Attorney General about possible conflicts of interest , and was answered negatively . He said also that since Mr. Lank does not expect reappointment as a trustee, any potential conflict of interest could only be on a temporary basis. The Orientation Program "In the Summer of 1970," the report stated , "1,039 incoming freshmen students were required to come to the BSC campu s for a two-day orientation program. The college charged each student $12 to cover meals, rooms, and supervision. During this program , state-owned facilities were used ." Net income after all expenses were paid totaled $1,833.71 and had been transferred into the The auditors Foundation. recommended that this amoun t be remitted the Commonwealth and Dr. Nossen has agreed that this will be done. "In the Summer of 1971," the report continued , "the orientation program was increased to four days and encompassed approximately 970 students. The charge per student was $21.25 and resul ted in a profit of approximately $8,500. "Dr. Nossen's explanation of this large profit was that each student was charged an additional six dollars for the cost involved in administering the American College Test. According to Dr. Nossen, it was decided at a later date not to give this test, and hence, the reason for the large profit on the program. "In our investigation, we found a budget reflecting the $21.25 charge per student; however, nowhere in this budget was the six dollar charge specifically mentioned. After discussing this point with Dr. Nossen , he stated he had planned to return the six dollar charge to each student. We found no evidence supporting this plan." Dr. Nossen in his letter stated the college has returned the six dollar refund to 959 students. The auditor 's reasons for recommending transfer of surplus orientation funds to the. Commonwealth are based on their statement that orientation is an integral part of the overall college program and that it is partly supported by Commonwealth funds. Car J and Book Nook 40 W. Mai n St. Nossen to address xzss&ss ssz Hr> ™ -•" 4 rooms. Located in Berwick . ' Give her flowers for homecomin g from ^ ' Rtvii^s |^S^ FLOWER S BI l^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^F^^^Delivery Worldwide Down The Hill On East St. TITLES IN STOCK HENRIES Gloryowski, the 71 Obiters are here. If you ordered one, get the hell up here (231 Waller) and pick it up. If you didn 't order one, you can come up and get one anywa y — and bring eight dollars or twenty thousand Begonian Rubilinks. Campus Interviews OVER 8,000 CrMtb f Cards OBITER For those of you eithe r too bored to sleep or too active to walk along the river and watch the fish turn bottomsup, there will be an organization meeting of the 1972 Obiter on Wednesday night , October 13, at 7:30 in room 231 Waller. Anyone creative , or interested in being creative, or just plain and ordinaryjis welcome. President Nossen will address and answer questions at the first meeting of the Community Government Association. The meeting will be held at 7:00 p.m. on Monday, October 11 in Carver Auditorium . In addition to the President's address, College Council will hear the following reports : treasurer's, election , orientation , inter-college committee , and Executive committee. Under old business, the council October 14, 10.00 a.m. to 3:30 will hear reports from the ad hoc p.m. committee on housing and the U.S . Air Force (Waller Hall ) recommendations of the conOfficer Selection Team stitutional committee. October 19, 10.00 a.m. General New business will include the Accounting Office , Washington temporary filling of vacancies on D.C. College Council and the election Sign up at the placement Office of two new members to for individual interv iews. Executive Council. BOOKS... If If $ a book wo hav o it or wo can go! It The report concluded "Our audit clearly establishes that no matter how sincere Foundation Directors are in managing Foundation functions , the possibility exists for the accidental co-mingling of Commonwealth and Foundation assets and activities. " » The Auditor 's representative indicated tha t post-audit conferences will be held to clarify procedura l problems encountered. He added that a reply to President Nossen's comments would be forthcoming. I For Room Decor Intense and Burners Candles.... SEE US THE STUDIO SHOP 59 E. Main St., Bloomtburg 784-2818 ¦ GifU Framin g » Music - Wallscaping