V.P. Heller talks
on improvement
Dr. Hobart Heller , Acting Vice
President and Dean of the
Faculties , assisted the M&G in
answering certain questions
about BSC. His remarks include
the resul ts of his studies on
campus and excerpts from his
address to the faculty luncheon.
Dr. Heller first expressed his
desire to help (he school continue
to progress. He expects to do a
vice president's job so long as he
remains acting vice president.
He feels , however , that it will
lake from six months to a year to
fill the position vacated by Dr.
H<>ch.
During the past year, Dr.
Heller has been studying the
college. Among his results are
the retention policy , proficiency
examination policy, and his
recommendation for regulations
for auditing courses, and total
revision and updation of the
college catalogue. Dr. Heller ,
chairman of the Academic advisory Committee, also plans to
reorgan ize the system.
Before coming to BSC from the
Department of Education 's
Burea u of State Colleges and
Universities , Dr. Heller spoke of
his weariness of travel to and

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President Nossen had requested
t hat Heller make the move and be
placed on the facul ty .
Recently Dr. Heller addressed
the faculty luncheon at which he
stressed area s of concern at BSC.
The campus climate , stated
Heller , places too much emphasis
on grades. Heller's opiniocas to a
solution is to have the community
realize its great and heedless
grades.
emphasis
on
Recognition, in his opinion , will
be needed to realize this change.
Also , the college calendar
according to Heller is not
designed for learning and study.
He suggests a change , in the
mat rix pattern .
Another suggestion presented
was tha t one year prior to
graduation all students be
requi red to submit to the Dean of
his prospective school an application for graduation. The
dean will review the application
and insure the student he will
proper
have
met
the
graduation.
requirements for
This will , elliminate students
by-passing
unknowin gly
requirements which will postpone their graduation .

Russ Houk resigns
Kuss Houk , former Director of
Athletics at BSC and more
recently , the center of controv ersy in the Athletic Depart
ment shakeup, has submitted his
resignation as wrestling coach at
BSC. Houk will continue to teach
here .
In a detailed statement , Houk
referred to an of fer made by
President Nossen involving the
chairmanship of the Athletic
Department. Houk stated that
Pr. Nossen made this offer two
months prior to last May 's
conflict.

Jim Nallo

For the past two years
President Nixon has tried many
different monetary and fiscal
policies. The resul t of this game
* plan was high inflat ion and high
unemployment. Expected outcome of the gume plan was that
t reating unemployment would
lower inflation. Ot her techniques
were used to expand (lie economy
with new projects and creation of
new Holds where the economy
could spread out and hopefully
absorb inflation. Despite efforts ,
the unemployment rale soared at
limes from 5.5 per vent to (>.fl per
cent.
On Autfusl Hi , 1971 President
Nixon dropped I he game plun
lor the wage and price freeze ,
•omelhing he said ho would never
use. surprising most economists .
The wage and price I're ezo as i t
now stands could still prove to be
inadequate due lo many
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In addition to matters personally concerning himself ,
Houk's statement also refers to
between
alleged conflicts
Associate Vice-President Hunsinger and the administration . He
claims being witness to a verbal
attack on Hunsinger by the
President in the presence of
seventeen members of the
Associate V P's former staff.
Hunsinger confirmed Houk's
statements and said that Pr.
Nossen accused him of being
inefficient , and unable to coordinate his sta ff.

the service industries , The sheer
size of th e economy with over a
trillion interrel ated prices is a
majo r point in fathoming the
prodigiou s task ahead of the
newly formed wage and pri ce
commission. This group intends
to set up cert ain economic
tfuideposts and centers across the
nation
lo insure
prop er
procedures in ha ndling the
freeze.
It is reasoned that a new superinflalionary period will immediately follow the lifting of the
wage and price freeze . Troop
withd rawal fr om Vietna m entering the labor force will increase unemployment
th us
validating the game theory .
Although these predictions are a
th reat possibility it is hoped that
prescribed guidelines will be
( cont inu ed on pag« four )

Dr. Hobart Heller

Parents ' weekend soon

B.S.C. will play host to parents
Evening entertainment will be
on Sept. 18 & 19 for Parents ' the Susquehanna Valley BarWeekend. A variety of activities bershop Quartet ( adm. charge)
are planned to provide a pleasant at 8:15 in Haas Auditorium . Also
time.
an "Oldies but Goodies" Dance is
Registration will be held from scheduled for the Scranton
9 :'00-10:45 a.m. on Saturday. Commons in the Gold Room.
Coffee will be served. The Music will be provided by the
parents of resident students will Mod Sounds, a pop band from
meet in the prospective halls and Hazleton .
off campus students will meet
At the end of Saturday's acwith their parents in the S. U. B.
Dr. Nossen, Dr. Griffis and Dr. tivities a Bed-time Snack will be
Heller will deliver short ad- held in the Blue Room of
dresses at a Convocation to be Scranton Commons at 11:00 p.m.
On Sunday special church
held in Haas Auditorium at 11:00
services
for parents and students
a.m.
atj
he
Churches
of their choice.
The downtown athletic park
A
brunch
will be held ($1.00 per
will set the sidelines for a football t •
game as our cheerleaders cheer person ) in the Scranton Comon the Huskies vs. Univ. of mons at 11:00 a.m. — 12:30 p.m.
An afternoon reception will be
Scranton at 2:00 p.m.
Following the football game held at 2:00 p.m. by the President
there will be a barbecue picnic and Mrs. Nossen on the lawn of
along with volleyball, football Buckalow Place. All faculty,
and horse shoes at the Town Park administrations and students are
invited .
at approximately 4:30 p.m.

When asked his views of
student evaluation , Dr. Heller
answered that he is in favor of
student evaluat ion if it's done
well to facilitate improvement.
Dr. Heller feels that state
colleges are more similar than
different since each school has its
own strong departments, as do
other schools . State college
growth, he believes, depends
upon the discipline, department
C. Miss
Mary
Tolan ,
Editors Note : We are printing
growth, and the chairman's ef- the senate agenda in the hope resignation from the faculty,
forts to improv e the depart- that members of the college unexpired term ending Sepments. In his opinion, state community who are aware of the tember
(Assistant
1973
colleges are still largely thought proceedings of this important; Professor-Instructor rank )
of as state teacher's colleges by body will take an active interest;
V. Election of faculty to fill
the public.
in its activities.
vacancies on senate committee
Dr. Heller sees room for ParaA. Two vacancies on the
medical curricula and building
Committee on Academic Aff airs
upon the fine foundation in the
AGENDA
B. One vacancy on the
Business Department at B.S.C.
I. Mr. George A. Turner , Committee on Student Affairs
In his observations, Dr. Heller Senate President
C. One vacancy on t he
noted tha t the quality of students
A. Call to order
Election Committee
admitted improves each year.
B. Approval of agenda
D. One vacancy on the
C. Approval
of
Senate Committee
on
Faculty
minutes of sixth session and Grievances and Discipline
special session of June 22, 1971
VI. Election of senate officers
D. Introduction of new
A. President
senators
B. Vice President
E. Announcements
C. Secretary
F. Senate Report
VII. New Business
II. Referral of "Policy for
VIII. Adjournment
Faculty Participation in the
Note : According to the Senate
by Robert Fowler
Selection of Academic Vice- constitution and bylaws, senate
Presidents , Deans, and other vacancies are to be filled by the
Chief Academic Offices" to the Senate. Prior to the nomination of
of the Inquirer Staff
Committee on Faculty Affairs for an y f acu l t y mem ber to t h e
developing guidelines for im- Senate, please secure t he consen t
Four fired West Chester State plementation
of the faculty member to have his
College Professors have been
III. Mr. Thomas Manley, name placed in nomination. This
ordered reinstated immediately Chairman of the Committee on principle should also be adhered
by the State Department of Faculty
Grievances
and to in regard to Senate committee
Education.
Discipline
nominations. Faculty members
Dr. L. Michael Kay was given a
IV. Election of faculty to fill elected to fill the senate
term i nal contract in 1969, which senate vacancies
vacanc ies ma y ta ke t heir seats
in effect meant he was fired from
A. Dr. Margaret Lefever , upon election .
''
West Chester starting with the sabbatical leave for 1971 fall
Senate meet i ngs ar e open to all
fall term in 1970.
semester ( Professor rank)
members of the college comKay was fired , the college said ,
B. Mr. Gerald Strauss , munity (within the limits of the
because he lacked rapport with sabbatical leave for 1971 fall seating capacity in Kuster
the students , did not cooperate semester and 1971 spring Auditorium ) except in thos e
with college policies and was semester ( Associate professor i nstances w hen the Senat e may
intemperate in dealing with rank )
wish to go into executive setilon.
associates.
In the spring of 1969, Kay wrote
un open letter in support of black
student demands at the college.
The lour professors reinstated
w e re memb ers of t he ad hoc
committee. They were given
term ina l contracts in 1970 and
had taught up until this summer.
Until this action by the State
Department of Education they
were not expectin g to return to
West Chester this fall.
"The y are being reinstated on
advice from t he A t torne y
General 's office ," said assistant
commissioner
for
high er
educution , Warre n Ringler.
In addition to Kay, t hose
reins tated ore Stephen Par ker ,
and English teacher; Thomas W.
Treudwell , assistant p rofessor of
,secondary education , and Martin
A. Wai kins , an English teacher.
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The loss of Marty Balin has
affected the Airplane in a stran ge
way—loss of drive . "Bark"
seems to exemplify t his situat ion .
Individually , the members of the
group still shine, but the band
... ¦'B ark" reaches the earlier
Airplane accomplishments only
in thre e places . Pa ul Kantner 's
"When Th e Earth Mov es" and
"War Mov ie" and Grace Slick's
"C'razv Mirancfa ." The rest is
mere pap. unsteady and lyrically
rat her stupid. Ill make an exception in one case , though , for
"Wild Tur key " is a good instrumental in the blues tradition .
It would be better placed on a Hot
Tuna record. As a parting shot ,
Joey Covington is probably one of
hadn 't seen the appeal , he began the most nondescript drummers
to shout , "I' m sick of you god- i n rock history . Thump, Thump.
damn kids corning in here
challenging my authority . I
Hot Tuna gone electric is a
shouldn 't be talking like this but much happier proposition. Jorma
I' m getting pretty pissed off. "
Kaukonen is in his natural
element
playing country blues.
was
attitude
I agreed that his
's bass is heavy as
mv
Jack
Casady
unnecessary and restated
lead
and
remains
tasteful . Will
,
question telling him that since I
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harmonica
is a suita ble
Sca
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l
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tt
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had to pay the fine I felt that I at
least had the right to know if my
appea l had been treated
properly. Instead of an answer I
heard this , "I' m sick of you kids
and your political science attitudes-pi eking
on
technicalities. " Then
he
delivered an ultimatum , "You
can either pay the fine or I'll take this downtown to the magistrate
and you 'll just have to pay the
additiona l costs. "I' m sick of TO THE EDITOR :
The whole country is curious as
;ir p nin0 "
to how the 18-20 year-olds will
Realizing tha t there wasn 't react to their newly granted
much hope for intelligent
opportunity to vote. Hundreds of
discussion , I decided to leave , but columns have appeare d in
not before Officer Ruckle newspapers speculating as to
threatened me with regard to the whether the young voters will
use of the M&G offices.
want to get enthusiasticall y involved with the "system " or
End of case in point. We have whet
her t hey will turn away from
here what we believe to be more it in apat hetic distrust .
than an isolated incident ; an
employee of Bloomsburg State
Friday evenin g Attorney
College and hence its student Genera l Creamer announced th at
Ixidy . displaying what can only be college students would be allowed
described as an anti-student to vote in their campus locality
altitude. We believe that such an rather than being req ui red to
attitude can only resul t in con- vote whore t heir parents lived .
flicts
and i\ consequent Saturday mornin g two BSC
weakening of the college com- students ." Jel l Scott and John
munity. And if there is one thin g llarar. cared enough about their
BSC doesn ' t need at this point it is right tn vole to find out tha t the
weakening and divisive forces . Registrar of Voters Offi ce was
open on Sat urday morning^nd to
jimsachetti
l»t't themselve s registered as
quickly as possible. According to
WDAl ' -TV. they were the first in
the stale to take advan tage of the
Attorne y General's ruling.

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Institutions of learning are
planned ,
established
and
operated for the educational and
social benefit of one person - the
student. Bloomsburg State
College , with its facilities ,
policies and employees , was
established and continues to grow
beca use students choose to pay
its fees and pursue their
education within its framework .
Unfortunately , every now and
then , one runs into someone
within the institution who holds
the attitude tha t the college is
here for the good of the college
rather tha n the good of the
students . A case in point...
Lasi summer , a fter filing a
parking violat ion appeal and
having it denied , I did a bit of
checking around. A look at the
Pilot revealed , "All ( parking )
appeals will be reviewed by the
Parking Authority... "; the
Parking Committee constitutes
that authority on campus. I then
spoke with a member of the
Committee who informed me that
he had never seen my appeal.
Armed with this information , I
paid a visit to the Security Office ,
where I ran into the at titude
mentioned above.
I asked Chief Security Officer ,
David Ruckle , an employee of
BSC , for the names of the
Parkin g Committee members
who had reviewed the appeal . He
informed me that that information was "none of my
business. " When 1 told him that I
had reason to believe that at least
one member of the committee

First Pull Up Then Pull
Down...Hot Tuna
Bark... Jefferson Airplane
Two long-awaited albonis. but
at opposite ends of the scale. So it
seems. An electric Hot Tuna
album has been expected since
last summer and the Jefferson
Airplane has not put out ah album
in almost two years (un less you
really want to count Paul Kantner 's solo disaster) . The Airplane
has seemed to be sliding downward tor some time now , but the
off-shoot. Hot Tuna , is increasing
in its quality.

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i -nuntry t ouch. Papa JohnCreach
carries a new element—violin ,
again a suitable country touch.
The re 's only one instrumenta l
weak point , in the drumming of
Sammy Piazza . That seems
natural iirits own way; Airplane
members have had a remarkable
knack for finding poor drummers
ever since Spencer Dryden left
the group to join the New Kiders
of the Purple Sage.

Hot Tuna has managed to put
out a tig ht and listenable
recording. It 's hard to put a high
point on the record , although two
songs have a way of sticking in
the liste ner 's mind : "Been So
Long " and "Keep Your Lamps
Trimmed and Burning. " "Been
So Long " has the distinction of
being the only non-blues on the
alb um. It smacks of early San
Francisco rock , a touch of
nostalgia . "Trimmed and Burn ing " is a twitch of Gospel,
maintaining a catchy , climaxing
riff th roughout .
Hard core Jefferson Airplane
tans are bound for disappointment in "Bark" ; il is low
quality for a high quality group.
Hot Tun a , however, moves in a
different direction , which brings
back memories of Koerner ,
Glover , and Ray 's first touch of
country blues in the middle Ws.
If you must make a choice, take
advantage of Hot Tuna. As for
"Bark ." at least you can use the
brown paper bag it' s wrapped in
for lining your trash can . Too
much disappointment la tely .
Maybe rock and r oll I S dyi ng.
—Joe Mikl os , 9-11-71

Due to somewhat mysterious
c ircumstances linking the death
of Nikila Khrushchev,the sinking
economy, the sinking of the
Titanic , and the rape of the
sabine women to a mercuryladen tuna-fish sandwich eaten
bv female race-car driver Greta
Gearbox , who turned out to really
be Cuthbert J. Twillie in drag,
the M&G is now takin g classified
ads. The following ads are such
as should NOT be submitted.
GUN NUTS — send in for my
personal monogram med pamphle t. "Happ iness is an Excited
Sm ith & Wesso n ", free of charge.
Don ' t let them pussylooters .
pa nt yw a ists , and Hebes push you
around, that 's what I say. —
Ccllblock 5. Ask for "Sirhan ".
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awa y so long. 1 miss you so much.
I await your return with relish.
We have a lot of ketchupingu p to
do , but we can really cut the
mustard. — Ronald MacDonald.
MATE WANTED -Want mate
who really swings. My last sexual
partner turned out to be a real
cheetah . — "Tarz "
DEAR DONNY — Like to hear
from you on whether you 'll give
our group permission to cover
your groovy smash , "Go Away
Little Girl. " Our version could be
real dynamite. — Keith Richard.

DEAR DAUGHTER OF FU
MANCHU — What have you done
to hi m? I' ve heard you Oriental
women are . uh , built diffe rently
than we of the master , er . Occidental race, but I mean reallysuddenly Hubby wants to go off
gallava nting thousands of miles
away. Give him back and I
promise you that "seat " you've
been asking about . — Pat .
WORLD'S
HOMELIEST
GIRLS — Have collection of
disgusting specimens , in absolutely horrid positions. Will
model, loo. Call 455-5339. Ask for
"Ug gie. "
DEAR FRANK — You ' re right.
These
kids wouldn ' t know good
St u de n ts , at least Bloomsburg
music
if
it came up and bit them
St u de n ts , want to participate in
on
the
lushv.
— Bill Graham.
what is supposed to be a
DEAR K. — Hope you 've
democ ratic "system ", but they recovered from the fall. I kn ow
could use a li ttle encouragement you worry about our differences
a n d hel p from the older in si z e , but I talked to this doctor
generation.
instead
of who can help us by ski n gra fting
you to Wally Cox .' - F. Wray.
DEAR TOM - I shall never
discouraging obstacles such as
the St at e 's refusal to allow fresh- forget that night behind Carver
men to register for this fall' s Hall on the loading depot . I don ' t
election .
(continued on page four)
Dea ke G. Porter

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afternoon ,
On
Saturday
another student. Arthur White ,
the student chuirmun of I he 1970
Columbia County Shupp for
Governor Committee and the
chief organ izer of last May 's
peace celebration on cumpus,
began organ izintf u cumpaign to
gel its many students as possible
registered on Monduy . Sept . \'.\.
the deadline fo r regisinil ion. and
i\ enmpnign to get as muny
si(4iuilures as possible on a
petition to the Attorney Genera l
to extend the period of
registration .

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Huskies
scrimm age
Wilke s

The new Husky football team
was put to the test this past
Sat urday. The Wilkes College
Colonels,, who have been v ery
strong in small college football
t hese past few years,were host to
the ' new" Husky team under
new hea d coach. Bill Sproule ,, in
a controlled scrimmage.
This was the first opportunity
for Coach Sproule to get a good
look at virtually an un tried team.
With seven starters graduated
and approximately fourteen who
dropped out or flunked out Bill
Sproule had very tew veterans on
whic h to form a nucleus for his
ball club.
The Captains who form this
nucleus are : Bob Warner , our
great running back; Rick Walton ,
strong offensive tackle ; and on
defe nse. Ken Kloch , hard hitting
linebacker: and sophomore
starter last year , tried and true ,
John Cox middle guard.
The Wilkes team seemed a
little too confident of themselv es
in the early moments of the
scrimmage. But after the first
few plays our boys settled down
and bega n to play football. Our
defense contained the opposing
team very well with Kloch and
Cox shining as usual. Good
performances were put in by
George Ellis on the line and Steve
• Sniffe d as a back. On offense ,
Joe Gugi at quarterback took
command and passed very weH.
George Guber and John James
ran hard with Joe Courter looking

Gibas
attains
All -Am .

Dave Gibas . a junior from West
Mitllin . became Bloomsburg
national
State College 's first
Swimming champion and AllAmerican as a resul t of his
o u t s t a n d i n g performance in
winning the 50-yard freestyle
i-vi'iil in the Nationa l NAIA meet
hold at Clarion State College last
March.
Ik- also placed fourth in the 100\ aid I roost vie ovenl in that meet.

Sproule named
Actin g Head Coach

William J. Sproule, Assistant
Professor of Health and Physical
Education , was appointed Acting
Head Football Coach for the 197172 academic year during the
latter part of June.
Sproule, a native of Lansford,
has been a member of the faculty
since August, 1969, and has
served since that time as
assistant football coach and
assistant wrestling coach.
A graduate of Syracuse'

Leonard House , a junior from Steelton , Pennsylvania,
snags a pass in a orac tice session preceding the Wilkes
scrimma ge.

good at wide receiver.
The whole team played well
including our reserves. Space
will not permit me to name the
whole team . It was a team effort
tha t made the scrimmage show
Coach Sproule talent abound on
their relatively unexperienced

70 PC standings
Kastern Division

W. L.
5 0
4 2
4 2
3 3
3 3
1 5
0 5

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0
0
0
0
0
0
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W. Chester
E. Stroudsburg
Kutztow n
Bloomsburg
Millersville
Mansfield
Cheyney
Wes te r n Division
xEdinboro
5 0 0
California
3 2, 0
Clarion
3 2 0
Shippensburg
2 3 0
Slippery Rock
2 3 0
Lock Haven
0 5 0
Indiana — ( Not re-admitted
until Spring of 1971)
X — Defeated W. Chester , 14-6,
lor conference title.

Upcomin g games

SUNDAY
SEPTEMBER 19
Dallas at Buffalo
Houston at Cleveland
Kansas City at San Diego
Los Angeles at New Orleans
Miami at Denver
N.Y. Giants at Green Bay
N.Y. Jots at Baltimore
Oakland at New England
Philadelphia at Cincinnati
Pittsbur gh at Chicago
San Francisco at Atlanta
Washington al St. Louis
MONDAY
Oave Gibas , • junior from West
SEPTEMBER
20
natio nal
BSC' s
Miffflfn , is
Minnesota at Detroit

ehampion in the wate r and is
forward
to
eagerly
looking
this year ' s com petition.

The above accomplishment is
even more significant due to the
fact that Gibas was being treated
for a back ailment at the time of
the meet.
Dave , who was also an AilAmerican performer in high
school, is the current SO and 100yar d freestyle champion of the
Pennsylvania Conference ,
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John 's Food
Market

W. Mai n & Leonar d St.
Open 8 a.m. to 12 midnight Daily
Delicatessen
Full line of grocer ies
A snack s

team .
Mistakes were made as in all
scrimmages. But the team is
learning by these mistakes. We
know the morale is high with the
desire to win. Sproule 's Gang is
now looking forward to Scranton
this Saturday. It is a home game.
How about spending this
coming Saturday downtown
supporting our Huskies? They
play lor you and need your
support to help them make this a
winning year at Bloomsburg.

Harriers
shine
in 71

With the top seven runners
returning from last year 's squad ,
the 1971 edition of the BSC cross
country team should have as
bright a future as the outstanding
past two years which posted 11-1
and 10-1 records respectively.
Coach Noble indicates his top
two runners of the past two
seasons , Tim Waecater and
Terry Lee should continue to
pace the Huskies , alternating
first and second at the finish line.
St rong support is expected
from Paul Pellitier and Larry
Horwitz , as well as Mike Hippie
and Charles Graham. Freshman
Don Nauss and Bob Faux may
work their way into top positions.

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'the Depar tment of Athletics and
Physical Education , Teacher
Training Division , and achieved
academic recognition for six
semesters on the Dean 's List .
Sproule received his Master of
Science degree on Physical
Brookl yn
Education
from
College, and since then has
completed postgraduate work at
New York University and the
State Unive rsity College at
Cortland , New York.

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University, where he received a
Bachelor of Arts degree in
Physical Education , Sproule
played football under Coach of
the Year Floyd "Ben" Schwartzwalder.
He was a member of Schwartzwalder 's 1959 National
Championship Football Team
which played in the Cotton Bowl.
While at Syracuse, Sproule was
named "Outstanding Senior" in

His previous coaching experiences include positions as
head football , track and baseball
coach at W aterville Central High
School in New York, and as
assistant football coach at
High
School,
Smithtow n
New
York.
Smithtown,
A veteran of service with the
U.S. Army as a 2nd Lieutenant,

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borrow , send yo ur ad in to BOX
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your ad copy , send us your
money to the tune of $1.00 for
two lin es (10 word s ) and one thin
quarter for each additiona l line.

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after 5 p.m. or write Box 406.

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entrance. Visit between 4:00 and
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panties, and so on, but could you
send back the orange? (P.S., you
can keep the toothbrush.) — C.
Lingus.
DEAR SIGMUND - I admit
that I had a rather peculiar
family life, but I get really cross
at your thesis that I harbor an
Oedipal complex-. — J. C.
Nazareth.
DEAR SPECTRA 70 — I am
not a number. I am a FREE
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DEAR R.C.A. Victor — I'm
sick of you people ripping
everybody off. You have again
delayed the release of my new
album, Jefferson Honeywagon. I
think you're a bunch of capitalist
power-freaks. — Paul Kantner.
DEAR MR. KANTNER —
Delayed your new album because
we have been in court over the
words you "borrowed " from
John Wyndham , as well as our
litigation over your $500,000
lawsui t against our company. —
Thomas Tinnear, R.C.A. Victor.
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opening other people's blouses
with his teeth desires girl
( female ) companion so he can
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writing such blatant space filler.
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followed. But it is also true the
guidelines have not been followed
in the past and their effectiveness
is questionable.
The final step to insure an
expanded eeonoiny was to levy a
high lax on imports in order tha t
American people would buy more
American products and therefore
by expansion more jobs would be
created.
Nixon "s switch to a wage and
price freeze and the failure of his
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regularly to study the origin of
their own language, learn how to
put Latin sentences together,
enrich their vocabularies and
become amateur linguisticians.
The Dictum ( lat.) of John Hurt
Fisher that "No fish ever
discovered water and no
monolingu al speaker ever understood the un ique qualities of
his own language. " It will be
thoroughly explored by Dr. Eric
W. Smithner and taught in
English. The Dictum affords
constant comparison with the
mother tongue while working
with the language of the Romans.
The classes will be open-ended
from 7:30 p.m. on Wednesdays:
September 14, 29; October 13, 27;
November 10; December 1 and
15th. The Foreign Language
Department
will
furnish
materials and there are no
grades or credits for these
sessions.
The
Language
Department has wanted to try a
pilot course in Latin for some
years , and this will be an opportunity lor humanities and
speech majors to enrich their
word powers without additional
cost. It is hoped tha t people who
have had some Latin will join the
group and bring their insights to
the discussions. Interest will
determine an advanced progra m
in the spring semester. Questions
on Latin as Linguistics should be
directed to Dr. A. Foureman ,
Chairman , Department
of
Foreign Languages , phone 7B44(i(i(l. extension 372.

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Sproule was a member of the U.S.
Army Football Team at Fort
Dix, New Jersey , and served as
Director of the Post Football
Clinic.
He is married to the former
" Jeanne Pavlick of Coaldale , and
Students interested in joining is the father of three children.
C.G.A. committees may register
in the S.U.B. Tues. to Fri. in the
Your Sophomore class will
lobby. Petitions will also be have a meeting on Wednesday at
available for college council 7:00. II you have complaints or
elections to be held soon.
problems, here is a chance to use
the power allotted you regarding
your life in college. The amoun t
of power you can produce alone
There will be an organizational couldn't compare with what you
meeting of the Philosophy Club, can do together. It'll be in Carver
Wednesday, September 15 in 217 Hall. Come.
Bakeless at 7 p.m. All are
Sharon Guida
welcome.
President of Soph . Class

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A new series open to all
students and the public at large
Gibas
begins this Wednesday , September 15, at 7:30 p.m. in
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Bakeless Hall , Room 208 at
Althoug h he missed the first B.S.C. CALLED LATIN AS
two dual meets of the season due LING UI ST ICS , the lecture
to a broken f inger, he lead the discussions on the Latin language
team for the season with the most will enable those who attend
points ( 146 ) and was undefeated
in both the 50 and 100-yard A nyone f or D rama ?
events.
He holds both the BSC pool and
The B.S.C. Players an nounced
team records in these events and that auditions for their fall
also holds several opponent pool performance of ARSENIC AND
records. Coach Eli McLa ughlin, OLD LACE would be held this
who posted his sixth straight- week . If you are interested , and
winning season with a 10-5 haven 't tried out yet , see the folks
record , also utilized Gibas, when at Haas Auditorium tonite at
needed, as the anchor man on 7:30.
either the medley or freestyle
The playdates for ARSENIC
relay teams.
AND OLD LACE will be October
Dave is eagerly looking for- 21. 22 , an d 23.
ward to the coming season during
A l l are we lc ome t o tr yo ut. See
which he hopes to esta blish new you there .
records.

MAREE'S

game plan will keep the economy
in a state of flux. The unemp loyment rate he desired while
using his game plan is now
coming only after an unexpected
rapid troop withdra wa l from
Vietnam. ,
The wage and price freeze will
stop inflation by temporarily
stopp ing the economy and
disallowing stabilization . It 's an
in
a
unnatura l element
capitalistic economy which is
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